1 00:00:12,546 --> 00:00:13,547 >> Mordecai: YEAH. 2 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:15,283 * SET UP THE CHAIRS AND WIPE OFF 3 00:00:15,283 --> 00:00:16,117 THE TABLES * 4 00:00:16,117 --> 00:00:17,385 * PLUG IN THE MIKE, BUT DON'T 5 00:00:17,385 --> 00:00:18,419 TRIP ON THE CABLES * 6 00:00:18,419 --> 00:00:19,553 * BLOW UP THE BALLOONS, THEN 7 00:00:19,553 --> 00:00:20,654 BLOW OUT THE CANDLES * 8 00:00:20,654 --> 00:00:21,822 * AT STUNT-THEMED PARTIES, YOU 9 00:00:21,822 --> 00:00:23,557 DON'T WANNA WEAR SANDALS * 10 00:00:23,557 --> 00:00:24,392 >> Rigby: * CHECK YOUR 11 00:00:24,392 --> 00:00:25,259 INVITATION * 12 00:00:25,259 --> 00:00:26,494 * PARK'S THE LOCATION 13 00:00:26,494 --> 00:00:27,728 * WHEN THE CLOCK STRIKES 10:00, 14 00:00:27,728 --> 00:00:29,130 IT'S TIME FOR CELEBRATION * 15 00:00:29,130 --> 00:00:30,131 >> Mordecai: * TIMMY'S BIRTHDAY 16 00:00:30,131 --> 00:00:30,598 PARTY, YO * 17 00:00:30,598 --> 00:00:32,266 >> Rigby: * IT'S THE BIG 1-0 18 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:33,401 >> Both: * TIMMY, TIMMY, T-TIMMY 19 00:00:33,401 --> 00:00:34,335 TIMMY, TIMMY, TIMMY, T-TIMMY, 20 00:00:34,335 --> 00:00:35,569 T-T-TIMMY, TIMMY, TIMMY * 21 00:00:35,569 --> 00:00:36,804 * TIMMY! 22 00:00:36,804 --> 00:00:37,605 WHOAAAA! 23 00:00:38,639 --> 00:00:40,408 >> Rigby: MAN, TIMMY'S SO 24 00:00:40,408 --> 00:00:41,142 AWESOME. 25 00:00:41,142 --> 00:00:43,177 >> Hi Five: I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S 26 00:00:43,177 --> 00:00:44,178 ALREADY TURNING 10. 27 00:00:44,178 --> 00:00:45,413 >> Muscle Man: SERIOUSLY. 28 00:00:45,413 --> 00:00:46,680 WE WATCHED THAT KID GROW UP, 29 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:47,615 BRO. 30 00:00:47,615 --> 00:00:50,418 >> All: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TIMMY! 31 00:00:50,418 --> 00:00:53,254 >> Timmy: 32 00:00:53,254 --> 00:00:54,588 AH-GOO-GOO-GA-GA! 33 00:00:55,656 --> 00:00:57,591 GUYS, GUYS, CHECK IT OUT! 34 00:00:57,591 --> 00:00:59,860 I'M GONNA WALK THE PLANK LIKE A 35 00:00:59,860 --> 00:01:03,197 REAL PIRATE! 36 00:01:03,197 --> 00:01:03,797 ARRRGH! 37 00:01:04,832 --> 00:01:07,301 >> Benson: AND THE WINNER OF THE 38 00:01:07,301 --> 00:01:09,270 ASTRONAUT-ICE-CREAM-EATING 39 00:01:09,270 --> 00:01:10,838 CONTEST IS... 40 00:01:10,838 --> 00:01:11,939 TIMMY! 41 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:16,610 >> Timmy: YOU GUYS ALWAYS MAKE 42 00:01:16,610 --> 00:01:17,811 MY BIRTHDAYS THE BEST! 43 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:19,513 >> Rigby: MAN, TIMMY'S PARTIES 44 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:20,948 JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER EVERY 45 00:01:20,948 --> 00:01:21,449 YEAR. 46 00:01:21,449 --> 00:01:22,450 >> Mordecai: YEAH. WE GOT TO 47 00:01:22,450 --> 00:01:23,617 MAKE SURE THIS STUNTMAN PARTY IS 48 00:01:23,617 --> 00:01:24,318 THE BEST ONE YET. 49 00:01:24,318 --> 00:01:25,453 >> Benson: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "A 50 00:01:25,453 --> 00:01:26,487 REAL STUNTMAN JOB"? 51 00:01:26,487 --> 00:01:27,788 BUT IT'S A STUNTMAN-THEMED 52 00:01:27,788 --> 00:01:28,322 PARTY. 53 00:01:28,322 --> 00:01:29,823 WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TELL OUR 54 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:30,458 CLIENT? 55 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:31,792 WELL, YOU CAN SAY GOODBYE TO 56 00:01:31,792 --> 00:01:33,294 YOUR COMPLIMENTARY FOUNTAIN 57 00:01:33,294 --> 00:01:33,694 SODAS. 58 00:01:33,694 --> 00:01:35,463 AND YOU'LL NEVER STUNT IN THIS 59 00:01:35,463 --> 00:01:36,797 PARK AGAIN, MR. HAZARD! 60 00:01:36,797 --> 00:01:38,632 AAAAAH! 61 00:01:38,632 --> 00:01:39,900 >> Mordecai: IS EVERYTHING OKAY, 62 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:40,468 BENSON? 63 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:41,802 >> Benson: NO, EVERYTHING IS NOT 64 00:01:41,802 --> 00:01:42,336 OKAY. 65 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:43,637 THE STUNTMAN CANCELLED, AND 66 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:44,838 TIMMY'S PARTY IS RUINED. 67 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:46,474 >> Mordecai: ARE YOU SERIOUS?! 68 00:01:46,474 --> 00:01:47,875 >> Rigby: BUT TIMMY'S COUNTING 69 00:01:47,875 --> 00:01:48,476 ON US! 70 00:01:48,476 --> 00:01:49,310 >> Benson: I KNOW. 71 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:50,478 BUT WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND 72 00:01:50,478 --> 00:01:51,479 A STUNTMAN THIS LATE IN THE 73 00:01:51,479 --> 00:01:51,812 GAME? 74 00:01:51,812 --> 00:01:52,913 >> Muscle Man: WELL, I MIGHT 75 00:01:52,913 --> 00:01:54,482 KNOW A GUY WHO... 76 00:01:54,482 --> 00:01:55,583 ACTUALLY, NO. 77 00:01:55,583 --> 00:01:56,984 I DON'T KNOW ANY STUNTMEN. 78 00:01:56,984 --> 00:01:58,652 UGH! YOU'RE LOSIN' IT, MITCH! 79 00:01:58,652 --> 00:01:59,820 >> Benson: THAT'S IT! 80 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:01,655 WE HAVE TO CANCEL TIMMY'S PARTY. 81 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:02,490 >> Rigby: NO, WAIT! 82 00:02:02,490 --> 00:02:03,657 >> Mordecai: YEAH. MAYBE ONE OF 83 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:04,492 US CAN DO THE STUNT. 84 00:02:04,492 --> 00:02:05,559 >> Benson: NO, IT HAS TO BE A 85 00:02:05,559 --> 00:02:06,594 LICENSED STUNTMAN. 86 00:02:06,594 --> 00:02:07,928 OUR INSURANCE DOESN'T COVER 87 00:02:07,928 --> 00:02:08,662 AMATEURS. 88 00:02:08,662 --> 00:02:10,264 >> Rigby: WELL, HOW HARD IS IT 89 00:02:10,264 --> 00:02:11,232 TO GET A LICENSE? 90 00:02:11,232 --> 00:02:11,999 >> Benson: HARD. 91 00:02:11,999 --> 00:02:13,000 THE SUCCESS RATE AT 92 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,668 STUNTMAN COLLEGE IS ONLY 25%, 93 00:02:14,668 --> 00:02:16,237 AND YOU GUYS AREN'T EXACTLY 94 00:02:16,237 --> 00:02:17,338 STUNTMAN MATERIAL. 95 00:02:17,338 --> 00:02:18,772 >> Mordecai: BUT IF IT'S 25%, 96 00:02:18,772 --> 00:02:20,508 THEN AT LEAST ONE OF US SHOULD 97 00:02:20,508 --> 00:02:21,509 BE ABLE TO DO IT, RIGHT? 98 00:02:21,509 --> 00:02:22,610 >> Benson: YOU THINK YOU'RE 99 00:02:22,610 --> 00:02:23,844 GONNA BEAT THE ODDS LIKE THAT IN 100 00:02:23,844 --> 00:02:24,412 ONE DAY? 101 00:02:24,412 --> 00:02:25,613 >> Muscle Man: IF THAT'S WHAT 102 00:02:25,613 --> 00:02:26,847 IT'LL TAKE TO MAKE TIMMY HAPPY, 103 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:27,681 THEN WE'LL DO IT. 104 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:28,849 >> Rigby: YEAH, IT'S THE ONLY 105 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:29,550 CHANCE WE HAVE. 106 00:02:29,550 --> 00:02:30,718 >> Mordecai: WE'RE DONE WITH ALL 107 00:02:30,718 --> 00:02:31,419 THE PARTY PREP. 108 00:02:31,419 --> 00:02:32,386 I'LL ENROLL US RIGHT NOW. 109 00:02:32,386 --> 00:02:33,287 >> Benson: OKAY. 110 00:02:33,287 --> 00:02:34,722 BUT ONE OF YOU BETTER COME BACK 111 00:02:34,722 --> 00:02:36,324 WITH A STUNTMAN LICENSE OR ELSE 112 00:02:36,357 --> 00:02:37,791 TIMMY'S BIRTHDAY -- AND PROBABLY 113 00:02:37,791 --> 00:02:39,927 HIS LIFE -- ARE GONNA BE RUINED. 114 00:02:39,927 --> 00:02:41,362 >> Mordecai: ARE YOU SURE THIS 115 00:02:41,362 --> 00:02:42,029 IS THE RIGHT PLACE? 116 00:02:42,029 --> 00:02:43,431 >> Muscle Man: IT'S THE ADDRESS 117 00:02:43,431 --> 00:02:44,665 THAT WAS ON THE BROCHURE. 118 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:46,267 >> Rigby: THIS IS DEFINITELY THE 119 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:46,867 RIGHT PLACE. 120 00:02:46,867 --> 00:02:48,302 JOHNNY CRASHER IS A LIVING 121 00:02:48,302 --> 00:02:48,769 LEGEND. 122 00:02:48,769 --> 00:02:50,404 BEFORE HE RETIRED, HE WENT IN 123 00:02:50,404 --> 00:02:51,539 AND OUT OF OVER 40 COMAS! 124 00:02:51,539 --> 00:02:52,806 NO OTHER STUNTMAN HAS SURVIVED 125 00:02:52,806 --> 00:02:53,874 ANYWHERE NEAR THAT MANY. 126 00:02:54,708 --> 00:02:55,609 >> Muscle Man: HUH? 127 00:02:56,477 --> 00:02:57,578 >> Rigby: JOHNNY CRASHER! 128 00:02:57,578 --> 00:02:59,880 >> YEE-HAW! 129 00:03:00,814 --> 00:03:02,550 >> RIGBY: WHOA! DID YOU SEE THAT 130 00:03:02,550 --> 00:03:02,883 ROLL? 131 00:03:02,883 --> 00:03:04,485 >> NOT PART OF THE 132 00:03:04,485 --> 00:03:06,487 STUNT. 133 00:03:06,487 --> 00:03:08,556 >> Rigby: UGH! ARE YOU OKAY? 134 00:03:08,556 --> 00:03:10,724 >> YES! ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY I 135 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:12,660 LOOK BAD AFTER BEING IN 40 136 00:03:12,660 --> 00:03:13,294 COMAS? 137 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:14,895 >> Rigby: ARE YOU...TALKING TO 138 00:03:14,895 --> 00:03:15,396 ME? 139 00:03:15,396 --> 00:03:16,063 BECAUSE... 140 00:03:16,063 --> 00:03:17,898 >> YEAH, I'M TALKIN' TO YOU. 141 00:03:17,898 --> 00:03:19,900 YOU THINK A STUNTMAN IS SUPPOSED 142 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:20,834 TO BE PRETTY? 143 00:03:20,834 --> 00:03:21,802 YOU THINK... 144 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:25,839 THESE HEADACHES! 145 00:03:25,839 --> 00:03:27,941 OKAY, WELL, UNLESS YOU'RE JUST 146 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:30,311 HERE TO DROP OFF YOUR RECYCLING, 147 00:03:30,311 --> 00:03:31,812 LET'S GET STARTED. 148 00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:33,514 HERE ARE YOUR STUNT TEXTBOOKS. 149 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:35,082 THEY CONTAIN EVERYTHING YOU NEED 150 00:03:35,082 --> 00:03:36,850 TO KNOW TO COMPLETE THIS COURSE. 151 00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:38,586 YOU SHOULD READ THESE IN CASE I 152 00:03:38,586 --> 00:03:40,087 FORGET TO TEACH YOU SOMETHING 153 00:03:40,087 --> 00:03:41,822 IMPORTANT, WHICH IS VERY LIKELY, 154 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:43,757 BECAUSE I'VE BEEN IN 40 COMAS. 155 00:03:43,757 --> 00:03:45,659 YOU MAY THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT 156 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:47,595 TAKES TO BE A STUNTMAN, BUT I'M 157 00:03:47,595 --> 00:03:49,663 HERE TO TELL YOU -- NONE OF THAT 158 00:03:49,663 --> 00:03:51,499 MATTERS IF YOU CAN'T DO ONE 159 00:03:51,499 --> 00:03:51,999 THING. 160 00:03:51,999 --> 00:03:54,001 A STUNTMAN'S GOT TO HIT HIS 161 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:54,768 MARKS. 162 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:56,837 IF YOU CAN'T DO THAT, YOU ARE 163 00:03:56,837 --> 00:03:57,638 WORTHLESS! 164 00:03:57,638 --> 00:03:59,507 NOW, UH, BEFORE I GIVE AWAY ANY 165 00:03:59,507 --> 00:04:01,008 OTHER FREEBIES, THERE'S THE 166 00:04:01,008 --> 00:04:02,810 LITTLE MATTER OF TUITION -- CASH 167 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:05,979 OR MONEY ORDERS ONLY! 168 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:07,948 THAT'LL JUST ABOUT MAKE UP FOR 169 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:09,683 THE WAY THINGS TURNED OUT. 170 00:04:09,683 --> 00:04:11,519 SO, JUST A FEW WARNINGS WHILE 171 00:04:11,519 --> 00:04:13,454 YOU'RE STILL IN THE COMFORT OF 172 00:04:13,454 --> 00:04:14,021 YOUR CHAIRS. 173 00:04:14,021 --> 00:04:15,623 YOU'RE GONNA BE BREAKIN' BONES 174 00:04:15,623 --> 00:04:16,890 OUT THERE, YOU'RE GONNA BE 175 00:04:16,890 --> 00:04:18,492 GETTIN' YOUR TEETH KNOCKED OUT, 176 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:20,361 YOUR FACES SMASHED, YOUR 177 00:04:20,361 --> 00:04:21,829 EYEBALLS RIPPED OUT! 178 00:04:21,829 --> 00:04:23,464 ANYBODY WANT TO QUIT YET? 179 00:04:23,464 --> 00:04:24,632 NO? ALL RIGHT, GOOD. 180 00:04:24,632 --> 00:04:26,033 >> Rigby: HE'S JUST BEING 181 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:27,134 DRAMATIC, RIGHT? 182 00:04:27,134 --> 00:04:28,869 >> HEY, LITTLE GUY, I'M SORRY. 183 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:30,571 DO YOU WANNA TEACH THE CLASS? 184 00:04:30,571 --> 00:04:32,373 MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET UP HERE ON 185 00:04:32,373 --> 00:04:33,974 THE MARK AND SHOW EVERYBODY HOW 186 00:04:33,974 --> 00:04:35,142 TO TAKE A PUNCH, HUH? 187 00:04:35,142 --> 00:04:36,076 >> Rigby: BUT... 188 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:36,710 >> NOW! 189 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:38,479 >> Mordecai: GOOD LUCK, DUDE. 190 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:38,979 >> HYAH! 191 00:04:38,979 --> 00:04:40,147 >> Rigby: 192 00:04:40,147 --> 00:04:41,815 >> Muscle Man: YEAH! WHOO-HOO! 193 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:42,816 TEACH US, TEACHER! 194 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:44,151 >> YOU THINK THERE'S SOMETHING 195 00:04:44,151 --> 00:04:45,152 FUNNY ABOUT STUNTS? 196 00:04:45,152 --> 00:04:46,487 >> Muscle Man: NO, SIR. 197 00:04:46,487 --> 00:04:47,154 I'M SORRY, SIR. 198 00:04:47,154 --> 00:04:48,689 THAT LOOKED VERY SERIOUS, SIR. 199 00:04:48,689 --> 00:04:50,157 >> IT WAS, BUT I DON'T THINK YOU 200 00:04:50,157 --> 00:04:51,692 REALIZE HOW SERIOUS. 201 00:04:51,692 --> 00:04:53,727 SO, WHY DON'T YOU GET UP HERE 202 00:04:53,727 --> 00:04:56,530 AND TAKE THE NEXT PUNCH. 203 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:57,998 BACK TO YOUR CRIB, YOU LITTLE 204 00:04:57,998 --> 00:04:58,566 BABY. 205 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:01,068 >> Muscle Man: SO, ARE THERE ANY 206 00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:01,735 SIGNAL-- 207 00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:02,403 >> HYAH! 208 00:05:02,403 --> 00:05:03,671 >> Muscle Man: 209 00:05:03,671 --> 00:05:04,838 >> Mordecai: I'M CONFUSED. 210 00:05:04,838 --> 00:05:06,407 AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO LEARN HOW 211 00:05:06,407 --> 00:05:07,575 TO TAKE A FAKE PUNCH? 212 00:05:07,575 --> 00:05:09,042 >> OH, YOU'RE CONFUSED. HUH! 213 00:05:09,042 --> 00:05:10,844 OKAY. WHY DON'T YOU GET ON THIS 214 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:12,546 MARK SO I CAN PUNCH YOU IN THE 215 00:05:12,546 --> 00:05:12,913 FACE. 216 00:05:12,913 --> 00:05:14,014 >> Mordecai: UH... 217 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:15,909 >> WELL, WELL, WELL. 218 00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:18,011 YOU PASSED BASIC TRAINING. 219 00:06:18,011 --> 00:06:20,147 CONGRATULATIONS! 220 00:06:20,147 --> 00:06:21,615 BY THE WAY, I'M BEING SARCASTIC. 221 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:22,583 >> Rigby: I GATHERED. 222 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:23,250 >> Mordecai: YEAH. 223 00:06:23,250 --> 00:06:24,685 >> Hi Five: IT WAS YOUR TONE AND 224 00:06:24,685 --> 00:06:25,686 THE EYE-ROLLING THING. 225 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:26,754 >> YOU'VE GONE FROM BEING 226 00:06:26,754 --> 00:06:28,822 DELICATE BUTTERFLIES TO SLIGHTLY 227 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:30,624 LESS-DELICATE BUTTERFLIES. 228 00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:32,125 IT DON'T MEAN NOTHIN'! 229 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:33,961 IF YOU WANT YOUR STUNTMAN 230 00:06:33,961 --> 00:06:35,996 LICENSES, YOU HAVE TO PASS MY 231 00:06:35,996 --> 00:06:36,964 FINAL EXAM. 232 00:06:36,964 --> 00:06:38,532 >> All: FINAL EXAM?! 233 00:06:42,970 --> 00:06:45,005 >> THIS AIN'T NO NAMBY-PAMBY 234 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:46,607 TRUE-OR-FALSE TEST. 235 00:06:46,607 --> 00:06:49,176 IT'S 5 1/2 ACRES OF PURE PAIN. 236 00:06:49,176 --> 00:06:51,111 AND IF YOU SURVIVE THAT, YOU 237 00:06:51,111 --> 00:06:53,113 JUST HIT YOUR MARK AND YOU'LL 238 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:54,515 GET YOUR LICENSE. 239 00:06:54,515 --> 00:06:55,015 >> All: UH... 240 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:57,117 >> Benson: Where are you guys? 241 00:06:57,117 --> 00:06:58,552 >> Mordecai: Uh, we're about to 242 00:06:58,552 --> 00:06:59,553 take the stuntman exam. 243 00:06:59,553 --> 00:07:00,554 >> Benson: WELL, HURRY. 244 00:07:00,554 --> 00:07:01,054 WE NEED A -- 245 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:08,529 >> Timmy: UNCLE BENSON! 246 00:07:08,529 --> 00:07:09,963 >> Benson: TIMMY'S HERE. 247 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:10,964 UH, I'LL STALL. 248 00:07:11,699 --> 00:07:13,734 TIMMY! 249 00:07:13,734 --> 00:07:15,302 >> Muscle Man: BROS, COME ON. 250 00:07:15,302 --> 00:07:16,203 BRING IT IN. 251 00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:18,071 THE ODDS SAY AT LEAST ONE OF US 252 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:18,972 WILL MAKE IT. 253 00:07:18,972 --> 00:07:20,073 >> All: 1, 2, 3... 254 00:07:20,073 --> 00:07:21,875 >> Muscle Man: WHO'S THIS FOR?! 255 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:23,977 >> All: TIMMY! 256 00:07:23,977 --> 00:07:25,012 >> YOU READY? 257 00:07:25,012 --> 00:07:26,680 >> All: SIR, YES, SIR! 258 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,149 >> STARTING POSITIONS! 259 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:30,818 GET SET! 260 00:07:30,818 --> 00:07:31,552 GO! 261 00:07:33,253 --> 00:07:35,222 GOOD LUCK, CADETS. 262 00:07:41,995 --> 00:07:43,564 >> Hi Five: 263 00:07:43,564 --> 00:07:44,998 BROS, GO ON WITHOUT ME. 264 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:46,099 I CAN'T TAKE IT. 265 00:07:46,099 --> 00:07:47,768 >> Muscle Man: WHAT? NO! 266 00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:49,570 >> Hi Five: JUST NOW, GOING 267 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:51,572 THROUGH THOSE WOODEN PANELS, IT 268 00:07:51,572 --> 00:07:53,340 FELT LIKE WE WENT THROUGH THREE 269 00:07:53,340 --> 00:07:54,675 TIMES OR SOMETHING. 270 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:56,109 >> Rigby: WHAT ABOUT TIMMY? 271 00:07:56,109 --> 00:07:57,911 >> Hi Five: TIMMY'S A GREAT KID. 272 00:07:57,911 --> 00:07:59,713 BE GREAT FOR HIM. 273 00:07:59,713 --> 00:08:02,082 >> Mordecai: WE GOT TO GO. 274 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:03,851 >> All: TIMMY! TIMMY! 275 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:18,298 >> Muscle Man: DON'T TRY THIS AT 276 00:08:18,298 --> 00:08:18,866 HOME! 277 00:08:18,866 --> 00:08:21,068 COME ON, BROS. 278 00:08:27,274 --> 00:08:28,375 >> Both: MORDECAI! 279 00:08:28,375 --> 00:08:29,810 >> Mordecai: DUDES... 280 00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:30,878 CAN'T...HOLD ON. 281 00:08:30,878 --> 00:08:32,613 >> Muscle Man: BUT YOU GOTTA. 282 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:35,048 >> Mordecai: TELL TIMMY I'M 283 00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:35,949 SORRY. 284 00:08:35,949 --> 00:08:37,284 AAAAH! 285 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:40,320 >> Both: NOOOOO! 286 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:42,022 >> Mordecai: HUH! 287 00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:52,766 >> Muscle Man: 288 00:08:52,766 --> 00:08:54,067 >> Rigby: GO WITHOUT ME, DUDE. 289 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,068 >> Muscle Man: WHAT?! 290 00:08:55,068 --> 00:08:56,303 WE ALREADY LOST TWO MEN! 291 00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:57,671 >> Rigby: BUT THE PAIN. 292 00:08:57,671 --> 00:08:59,172 >> Muscle Man: HOW ABOUT TIMMY'S 293 00:08:59,172 --> 00:09:01,642 EMOTIONAL PAIN WHEN HIS BIG 1-0 294 00:09:01,642 --> 00:09:02,242 BLOWS? 295 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:04,111 YOUR PAIN MEANS NOTHING! 296 00:09:04,111 --> 00:09:06,113 TIMMY MEANS EVERYTHING! 297 00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:08,616 >> Rigby: YOU'RE...RIGHT. 298 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:17,324 WELL, AT LEAST WE DIDN'T HAVE TO 299 00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:18,425 JUMP ANY SHARKS. 300 00:09:18,425 --> 00:09:20,260 >> Muscle Man: WHAT WAS THAT? 301 00:09:25,432 --> 00:09:27,167 >> Rigby: THE FINAL JUMP! 302 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:28,135 GUN IT, BRO! 303 00:09:39,112 --> 00:09:39,947 >> OH, YEAH. 304 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:42,049 THIS PART ALWAYS GETS 'EM. 305 00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:43,817 >> Rigby: DUDE, WE'RE GONNA MISS 306 00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:44,284 OUR MARK! 307 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:45,719 >> Muscle Man: GET ON MY BACK, 308 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:50,057 BRO! 309 00:09:50,057 --> 00:09:51,458 >> Rigby: DUDE, HOW'D YOU KNOW 310 00:09:51,458 --> 00:09:52,693 TO WEAR A WING-SUIT? 311 00:09:52,693 --> 00:09:53,961 >> Muscle Man: IT WAS IN THE 312 00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:54,828 TEXTBOOK, BRO. 313 00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:58,298 >> WELL, I'LL BE. 314 00:09:58,298 --> 00:09:59,800 HE READ THE TEXTBOOK. 315 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,735 >> Muscle Man: ALL RIGHT, LET ME 316 00:10:01,735 --> 00:10:03,270 DOWN EASY. 317 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:13,714 >> THE DOCTORS SAID THIS EYE 318 00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:15,749 WOULD NEVER PRODUCE TEARS AGAIN, 319 00:10:15,749 --> 00:10:17,751 BUT THE WAY YOU HIT THOSE MARKS 320 00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:19,753 OUT THERE IS NOTHING SHORT OF A 321 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:21,188 MIRACLE. 322 00:10:21,188 --> 00:10:24,224 CONGRA-A-A-TU-U-U-LATIONS! 323 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:25,993 AND, UH, THIS TIME, I'M BEING 324 00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:26,493 SINCERE. 325 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:28,829 >> Benson: EVERYTHING READY, 326 00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:29,162 GUYS? 327 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:30,097 >> Muscle Man: YEAH. 328 00:10:30,097 --> 00:10:32,065 >> Benson: OKAY, KIDS, IT'S THE 329 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:34,001 MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING 330 00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:34,367 FOR. 331 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:36,069 >> Timmy: IT'S TIME FOR MY 332 00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:37,104 BIRTHDAY STUNT! 333 00:10:37,104 --> 00:10:38,739 >> Benson: HIT IT! 334 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,041 >> Muscle Man: YEAH! WHOO-HOO! 335 00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:44,377 >> Rigby: MAKE SOME NOI-OISE! 336 00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:46,346 >> Both: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TIM- 337 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,348 AAAAH! 338 00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:50,083 >> Muscle Man: 339 00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:51,251 I'M SORRY, TIMMY. 340 00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:52,853 >> Rigby: WHOA! WHOA! 341 00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:54,121 >> Timmy: ALL RIGHT! 342 00:10:54,121 --> 00:10:56,023 THAT WAS THE BEST STUNT I'VE 343 00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:56,757 EVER SEEN! 344 00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:58,358 NOW LET'S OPEN SOME PRESENTS! 345 00:10:58,358 --> 00:11:00,227 >> Rigby: AH, I LOVE THAT LITTLE 346 00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:01,194 GUY. 347 00:11:22,315 --> 00:11:24,151 >> Muscle Man: HEY, HEAR ME OUT. 348 00:11:24,151 --> 00:11:25,753 ALL I'M SAYING IS IT'S HARD TO 349 00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:27,287 MAKE A NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION 350 00:11:27,287 --> 00:11:28,421 WHEN YOU'RE ALWAYS BRINGING YOUR 351 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:28,889 "A" GAME. 352 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:29,723 >> Mordecai: 353 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:30,223 COME ON. 354 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:31,591 YOU GOT TO HAVE A RESOLUTION FOR 355 00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:32,559 NEW YEAR'S. 356 00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:33,727 >> Mordecai: MM. 357 00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:35,062 I GUESS I COULD ALWAYS PUT MORE 358 00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:37,330 TIME IN ON MY AMAZING MUSCLES. 359 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:38,832 I'LL REALLY GET THESE KITTENS TO 360 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:39,566 PURR NEXT YEAR. 361 00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:40,834 >> Hi Five: I THINK I'D LIKE TO 362 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:42,402 LEARN A SECOND LANGUAGE. 363 00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:43,236 WHAT ABOUT YOU, THOMAS? 364 00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:44,271 >> Thomas: I'M GONNA TRY TO HELP 365 00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:45,505 MY MOM OUT MORE THIS YEAR. 366 00:11:45,505 --> 00:11:46,406 >> Rigby: PBHT! 367 00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:47,841 >> Muscle Man: NOT COOL, BRO. 368 00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:48,942 THAT RESOLUTION IS LEGIT. 369 00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:50,143 >> Eileen: HERE ARE COFFEES, 370 00:11:50,143 --> 00:11:50,510 GUYS. 371 00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:51,478 >> Rigby: YO, EILEEN. 372 00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:52,412 YOU GOT A RESOLUTION? 373 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:53,513 >> Eileen: WELL, I'D LIKE TO 374 00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:55,415 WORK ON MY CRAFT BLOG MORE, BUT 375 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:56,449 I WON'T HAVE TIME TILL WE GET 376 00:11:56,449 --> 00:11:57,617 ANOTHER WAITRESS HERE. 377 00:11:57,617 --> 00:11:58,852 >> CAN I GET A REFILL OVER HERE? 378 00:11:58,852 --> 00:11:59,519 >> Eileen: HMM. 379 00:11:59,519 --> 00:12:00,420 LATER. 380 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:01,288 >> Rigby: UGH. 381 00:12:01,288 --> 00:12:02,489 LET'S TALK ABOUT REAL 382 00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:03,656 RESOLUTIONS. 383 00:12:03,656 --> 00:12:04,958 THIS YEAR'S GONNA BE THE YEAR OF 384 00:12:04,958 --> 00:12:05,859 THE RIGBY. 385 00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:07,527 I'M KEEPING IT ALL RIGBY ALL THE 386 00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:07,861 TIME. 387 00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:08,661 >> Mordecai: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN 388 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:08,996 MEAN? 389 00:12:08,996 --> 00:12:10,130 YOU'RE JUST PICKING SOMETHING 390 00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:11,264 VAGUE SO YOU CAN'T FAIL AT IT. 391 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:12,165 >> Rigby: NO, LAST YEAR 392 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,333 DEFINITELY DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH 393 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:13,934 RIGBY. 394 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:15,102 THIS YEAR IS GONNA BE RIGBY 395 00:12:15,102 --> 00:12:15,502 CRAZY. 396 00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:16,636 >> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW. 397 00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:17,771 LAST YEAR FELT PRETTY CRAZY. 398 00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:18,806 >> Rigby: THAT'S JUST 'CAUSE 399 00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:19,639 MARGARET DUMPED YOU. 400 00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:20,540 >> Mordecai: AW, DUDE. 401 00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:20,974 COME ON. 402 00:12:20,974 --> 00:12:21,641 >> Rigby: WHAT? 403 00:12:21,641 --> 00:12:22,642 I'M JUST KEEPING IT RIGBY. 404 00:12:22,642 --> 00:12:23,844 >> Mordecai: SO, YOU GONNA TURN 405 00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,946 AROUND YOUR LADY LUCK THIS YEAR? 406 00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:26,847 >> Mordecai: YEAH. 407 00:12:26,847 --> 00:12:28,115 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I AM. 408 00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:29,449 THIS YEAR, NO MORE WAITING OR 409 00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:30,117 WUSSING OUT. 410 00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:31,551 IF I SEE A CUTE GIRL, I'LL JUST 411 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:32,119 TALK TO HER. 412 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:34,621 >> Mordecai: SO, WHEN ARE WE 413 00:12:34,621 --> 00:12:35,288 MEETING UP FOR THE 414 00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:36,023 NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY? 415 00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:37,057 >> Thomas: WHAT NEW YEAR'S EVE 416 00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:37,390 PARTY? 417 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:38,325 >> Rigby: IT'S ONE OF THOSE 418 00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:39,392 PARTIES WHERE YOU WEAR MASKS AND 419 00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:39,726 STUFF. 420 00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:40,627 >> Mordecai: A MASQUERADE? 421 00:12:40,627 --> 00:12:41,494 >> Rigby: YEAH, WHATEVER. 422 00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:43,030 LIKE I SAID, YOU WEAR MASKS. 423 00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:46,033 >> Mordecai: 424 00:12:58,011 --> 00:12:59,646 >> Muscle Man: YO, BRO, SHE'S 425 00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:00,547 PRETTY SMOKIN'. 426 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:01,648 >> Mordecai: YEAH. 427 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:02,816 UH, I MEAN, WHAT? 428 00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:03,884 >> Rigby: YOU SHOULD GO TALK TO 429 00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:04,317 HER, MAN. 430 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:05,152 >> Rigby: COME ON, DO IT. 431 00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:06,253 >> Muscle Man: YOU HAVE TO, MAN. 432 00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:06,719 COME ON. 433 00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:08,021 >> Mordecai: UH, I DON'T REALLY 434 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:08,488 THINK -- 435 00:13:09,222 --> 00:13:10,557 >> Rigby: COME ON, DUDE, YOU GOT 436 00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:11,491 THIS -- NO PROBLEM. 437 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:12,325 >> Mordecai: YEAH. 438 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:13,827 ALL RIGHT, I GOT THIS. 439 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:14,427 >> Rigby: GO, MORDECAI. 440 00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:14,995 >> Muscle Man: YEAH! 441 00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:17,865 >> Hi Five: HE'S DOING IT! 442 00:13:17,865 --> 00:13:18,731 >> Rigby: WHAT ARE THEY SAYING? 443 00:13:18,731 --> 00:13:19,566 >> Muscle Man: I DON'T KNOW, 444 00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:20,067 BRO -- BE QUIET. 445 00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:21,001 >> Thomas: WELL, SHE'S SMILING A 446 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:21,268 LOT. 447 00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:22,169 >> Hi Five: SHH! SHH! 448 00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:24,671 HE'S COMING BACK. 449 00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:25,505 HOW'D IT GO? 450 00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:26,907 >> Mordecai: 451 00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:28,842 I GOT HER DIGITS. 452 00:13:29,910 --> 00:13:30,878 >> Thomas: SO, ARE YOU GONNA 453 00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:31,344 CALL HER? 454 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:32,345 >> Mordecai: YEAH, I THINK I'LL 455 00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:33,346 ASK HER TO THE NEW YEAR'S EVE 456 00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:33,947 PARTY TOMORROW. 457 00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:34,714 >> Muscle Man: NICE. 458 00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:35,782 >> Rigby: LOOKS LIKE WE NEED A 459 00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:37,885 ROUND OF VICTORY COFFEES. 460 00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:38,785 BUT FIRST, I GOT TO EMPTY THE 461 00:13:38,785 --> 00:13:39,352 TANK. 462 00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:46,026 >> Rigby #2: RIGBY! 463 00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:46,526 >> Rigby: AAH! 464 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:47,427 >> Rigby #2: WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! 465 00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:48,361 CHILL, DUDE. 466 00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:49,096 IT'S JUST ME. 467 00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:49,863 I MEAN, YOU. 468 00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:51,398 LOOK, I'M YOU FROM THE FUTURE. 469 00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:52,465 >> Rigby: WHAT THE -- 470 00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:54,067 WERE YOU IN THE STALL THE WHOLE 471 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:54,701 TIME? 472 00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:56,369 >> Rigby #2: GROSS! NO. 473 00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:57,370 I'VE GOT SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO 474 00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:57,871 TELL YOU. 475 00:13:57,871 --> 00:13:58,972 YOU HAVE TO HELP MORDECAI. 476 00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:00,207 HE'S GOING TO KISS A GIRL ON 477 00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:01,541 NEW YEAR'S, AND YOU HAVE TO STOP 478 00:14:01,541 --> 00:14:01,774 IT. 479 00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:02,775 >> Rigby: THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE 480 00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:03,576 OPPOSITE OF HELPING HIM. 481 00:14:03,576 --> 00:14:04,978 ARE YOU REALLY ME FROM THE 482 00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:05,378 FUTURE? 483 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:06,413 >> Rigby #2: COME ON, YOU HAVE 484 00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:07,047 TO TRUST ME. 485 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:07,881 >> Rigby: OH, YEAH? 486 00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:08,381 PROVE IT. 487 00:14:08,381 --> 00:14:09,616 IF YOU'RE FROM THE FUTURE, THEN 488 00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:10,984 WHAT'S MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION? 489 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:12,285 >> Rigby #2: YOU'RE THE RIGBY, 490 00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:13,286 BABY! 491 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:15,322 >> Rigby: WHOA, YOU ARE ME FROM 492 00:14:15,322 --> 00:14:15,755 THE FUTURE. 493 00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:16,623 >> Rigby #2: YEAH, I KNOW. 494 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:17,557 >> Rigby: OKAY, SO WHAT'S THE 495 00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:18,558 DEAL WITH THIS NEW YEAR'S KISS 496 00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:18,825 AGAIN? 497 00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:19,759 >> Rigby #2: LOOK, IT'S GONNA 498 00:14:19,759 --> 00:14:20,827 HAPPEN LIKE THIS. 499 00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:22,329 TOMORROW AT THE NEW YEAR'S MASK 500 00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:23,897 PARTY THING, POPS IS GONNA OPEN 501 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,232 A BOTTLE OF SPARKLING APPLE 502 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:26,299 JUICE TOO EARLY. 503 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:27,734 THEN MUSCLE MAN IS GONNA STREAK 504 00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:29,002 IN A DIAPER, AND RIGHT AFTER 505 00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:30,437 THAT, MORDECAI WILL KISS A GIRL 506 00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:32,239 HE SHOULDN'T KISS. 507 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:33,974 YOU GOT TO STOP THAT KISS. 508 00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:34,908 >> Rigby: OKAY, BUT WHY? 509 00:14:34,908 --> 00:14:35,842 >> Rigby #2: SORRY, DUDE. 510 00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:36,910 FUTURE RULES SAY I CAN'T TELL 511 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:37,410 YOU, BUT -- 512 00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:39,279 >> INSERT FIVE CREDITS TO 513 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:40,280 CONTINUE HOLOGRAMAPHONING. 514 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,114 >> Rigby #2: WAIT, NO! 515 00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:41,581 TRUST ME. 516 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:42,582 IT'S THE ONLY WAY HE'LL BE 517 00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:43,516 HAPPY! 518 00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:45,318 >> Rigby: UH... 519 00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:55,328 AAH! 520 00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:57,130 HUH? 521 00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:01,468 AAH! 522 00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:02,669 >> Pops: 523 00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:04,337 >> Rigby: AAH! 524 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:04,771 AAH! 525 00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:06,506 >> Muscle Man: HAPPY NEW YEAR, 526 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:07,307 BRO. 527 00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:08,275 WHOO! 528 00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:08,942 >> Rigby: HUH? 529 00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:10,143 >> Mordecai: 530 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:12,946 >> Rigby: AAH! 531 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:13,613 AAH! 532 00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:23,856 >> Mordecai: DUDE, HAVE YOU SEEN 533 00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:24,791 THAT GIRL'S PHONE NUMBER? 534 00:15:24,791 --> 00:15:25,725 I THOUGHT I PUT IT ON THE 535 00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:26,793 NIGHTSTAND, BUT I CAN'T FIND IT. 536 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:27,827 >> Rigby: UH, WHAT DID IT LOOK 537 00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:28,128 LIKE? 538 00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:29,129 >> Mordecai: LIKE A BUNCH OF 539 00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:30,497 NUMBERS NEXT TO A GIRL'S NAME. 540 00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,632 >> Rigby: OH, THAT PHONE NUMBER. 541 00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:35,402 NOPE, HAVEN'T SEEN IT. 542 00:15:35,402 --> 00:15:36,403 >> Mordecai: RIGBY, WHERE'S THE 543 00:15:36,403 --> 00:15:36,736 NUMBER? 544 00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:37,670 >> Rigby: UH, LOOK, YOU DON'T 545 00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:38,671 NEED TO BE MAD, BUT I MIGHT HAVE 546 00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:39,239 THROWN IT AWAY. 547 00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:39,973 >> Mordecai: WHAT? 548 00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:41,074 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 549 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,143 >> Rigby: HEY, JUST CALM DOWN. 550 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:44,311 MY FUTURE SELF TOLD ME THIS WAS 551 00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:45,145 THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 552 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:45,979 >> Mordecai: OH, YEAH? 553 00:15:45,979 --> 00:15:46,980 AND WHERE'S THIS FUTURE SELF 554 00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:47,547 NOW? 555 00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:48,815 >> Rigby: UH, HE HAD TO GO. 556 00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:49,849 HE RAN OUT OF CREDITS -- 557 00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:50,650 FUTURE CREDITS. 558 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,319 >> Mordecai: NOT COOL, BRO. 559 00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:52,986 >> Rigby: COME ON. 560 00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:54,154 WE'LL GO TO THE PARTY IN A GROUP 561 00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,022 LIKE WE PLANNED. 562 00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:55,822 IT'LL BE FUN. 563 00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:56,990 >> Mordecai: 564 00:15:56,990 --> 00:15:57,490 ALL RIGHT. 565 00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:58,825 IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GONNA SEE THAT 566 00:15:58,825 --> 00:16:00,027 NUMBER AGAIN, ANYWAY. 567 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:02,162 HELLO? 568 00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:03,430 OH, HEY, TRACY. 569 00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:03,997 YEAH, YEAH. 570 00:16:03,997 --> 00:16:05,198 OF COURSE I REMEMBER YOU -- FROM 571 00:16:05,198 --> 00:16:06,166 THE COFFEE SHOP. 572 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,067 NO, NO. 573 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:08,068 I WAS TOTALLY GONNA CALL YOU. 574 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,069 I JUST DIDN'T KNOW IF I SHOULD 575 00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:11,038 WAIT A DAY OR 2, OR 2 1/2. 576 00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:13,073 BUT, UM, YEAH, I WAS WONDERING 577 00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:15,042 IF YOU WANTED TO, IF YOU DON'T 578 00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:16,609 HAVE PLANS, TO GO TO THIS 579 00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:17,777 NEW YEAR'S MASQUERADE THING 580 00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:18,678 TONIGHT. 581 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:21,681 WITH ME, I MEAN. 582 00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:22,415 COOL. 583 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:24,551 SO, SHOULD I PICK YOU UP? 584 00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:25,785 >> Muscle Man: YO, RIGBY, CHECK 585 00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:26,353 IT OUT. 586 00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:28,021 I'M GONNA PRANK IN THE NEW YEAR 587 00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:28,621 RIGHT. 588 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:29,789 I'M MAKING THESE TEAR-AWAY 589 00:16:29,789 --> 00:16:32,025 TUXEDO PANTS SO I CAN STREAK AT 590 00:16:32,025 --> 00:16:33,360 MIDNIGHT. 591 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,294 FIVES, TIME. 592 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:35,362 >> Hi Five: 0.45 SECONDS. 593 00:16:35,362 --> 00:16:36,529 >> Muscle Man: STILL NOT FAST 594 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:36,929 ENOUGH. 595 00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,131 >> Rigby: YOU'RE STREAKING AT 596 00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,532 THE NEW YEAR'S PARTY? 597 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,701 OH, NO! 598 00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:42,535 >> Muscle Man: WHATEVER. 599 00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:43,903 NOT EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS 600 00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:46,239 PERFORMANCE ART. 601 00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:47,474 >> Rigby: SKIPS, I HAVE TO STOP 602 00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:48,708 MORDECAI FROM KISSING THIS GIRL 603 00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:49,276 AT MIDNIGHT. 604 00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:49,942 >> Skips: WHY? 605 00:16:49,942 --> 00:16:50,877 >> Rigby: 'CAUSE MY FUTURE SELF 606 00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:51,711 APPEARED TO ME IN THE BATHROOM 607 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:52,579 AND HE TOLD ME ALL THIS STUFF 608 00:16:52,579 --> 00:16:53,446 WAS GONNA HAPPEN AND NOW IT IS 609 00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:54,381 HAPPENING AND ALL I KNOW IS IT'S 610 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:55,915 REALLY IMPORTANT! 611 00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:57,084 >> Skips: HUH. 612 00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:58,651 WELL, IT SOUNDS LIKE THE WHEELS 613 00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:00,753 OF FATE ARE ALREADY IN MOTION. 614 00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:04,224 SO, YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA FAIL. 615 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:04,991 >> Rigby: WHAT?! 616 00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:05,825 SO, WHAT DO I DO? 617 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:06,993 >> Skips: TIME TRAVEL GETS 618 00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:08,095 REALLY COMPLICATED. 619 00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:10,430 MY ADVICE IS TO NOT OVER-THINK 620 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:10,897 IT. 621 00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:12,299 SEE YOU AT THE PARTY. 622 00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:14,201 >> Rigby: AAH! 623 00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:18,305 BENSON, HAVE YOU SEEN MORDECAI? 624 00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:19,406 >> Benson: YEAH, HE CAME IN A 625 00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:20,507 WHILE AGO WITH HIS DATE. 626 00:17:20,507 --> 00:17:22,175 SHE SEEMS PRETTY NICE, YEAH? 627 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,076 >> Rigby: NO! 628 00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,244 AAH! 629 00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:34,487 MORDECAI? 630 00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:34,921 POPS. 631 00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:36,089 HAVE YOU SEEN MORDECAI? 632 00:17:36,089 --> 00:17:37,424 >> Pops: OH, RIGBY. 633 00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:39,259 HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ME? 634 00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:43,096 OH, BEFORE I FORGET, MAKE SURE 635 00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:44,664 YOU GET SOME OF THIS SPARKLING 636 00:17:44,664 --> 00:17:45,432 APPLE JUICE. 637 00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:48,768 >> Rigby: 638 00:17:48,768 --> 00:17:50,203 OH, NO! 639 00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:51,538 >> SO, YOU WORK AND LIVE AT THE 640 00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:51,938 PARK? 641 00:17:51,938 --> 00:17:53,206 >> Mordecai: YEAH, IT'S PRETTY 642 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:54,474 COOL. 643 00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:54,841 UH... 644 00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,009 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS PARTY 645 00:17:57,009 --> 00:17:57,944 REMINDS ME OF? 646 00:17:57,944 --> 00:17:58,511 >> UH, WHAT? 647 00:17:58,511 --> 00:17:59,546 >> Mordecai: 648 00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:00,613 WELL, YOU KNOW THAT VIDEO GAME 649 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:01,481 WHERE YOU'RE A SPY IN THAT 650 00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:02,515 FOREIGN EMBASSY AND YOU HAVE TO 651 00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,217 FIGHT ALL THOSE ZOMBIES? 652 00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:05,218 >> I WASN'T ALLOWED TO PLAY 653 00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:06,286 VIDEO GAMES AS A KID. 654 00:18:06,286 --> 00:18:07,287 >> Mordecai: WHAT? 655 00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:08,521 YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 656 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:13,826 SO, WHAT ARE YOU INTO? 657 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:16,296 >> TEXTING, SOME SOCIAL MEDIA. 658 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:17,230 >> Mordecai: I'M GONNA GET US 659 00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:19,065 SOME PUNCH. 660 00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:20,133 >> Rigby: MORDECAI! 661 00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:22,169 >> UGH, THIS DATE IS THE WORST. 662 00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:24,204 I THOUGHT HE WAS ECCENTRIC, BUT 663 00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:25,405 HE'S JUST WEIRD. 664 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:26,673 THE GOOD NEWS IS WHEN TOMMY 665 00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,074 FINDS OUT I'M WITH ANOTHER GUY, 666 00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:29,809 HE'LL BE SO JEALOUS. 667 00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:31,077 WE'RE TOTALLY GONNA GET BACK 668 00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:31,544 TOGETHER. 669 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:32,812 >> Rigby: AW, FUTURE ME TOTALLY 670 00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:33,313 CALLED IT. 671 00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:34,547 >> Mordecai: HERE'S YOUR PUNCH. 672 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:35,548 >> Rigby: DUDE, NO! 673 00:18:35,548 --> 00:18:36,416 >> Mordecai: AH! 674 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:37,717 RIGBY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 675 00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:38,818 >> Rigby: YOU CAN'T KISS THAT 676 00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:39,152 GIRL. 677 00:18:39,152 --> 00:18:40,187 SHE SAID YOU'RE ELECTRIC AND 678 00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:41,354 WEIRD, AND SHE'S JUST USING YOU 679 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:42,422 TO GET BACK WITH TOMMY. 680 00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:43,523 >> Mordecai: THAT'S IT. 681 00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:44,257 >> Rigby: AAH! 682 00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:45,225 SHE'S THE WRONG GIRL. 683 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,326 YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME. 684 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:47,327 >> Mordecai: NO, DUDE. 685 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:48,561 WILL YOU QUIT MESSING WITH ME? 686 00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:49,896 I THINK I HAVE A CHANCE AT THIS. 687 00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:50,997 >> Rigby: 688 00:18:50,997 --> 00:18:51,931 YOU CAN'T DO THIS. 689 00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,366 MY FUTURE SELF TOLD ME IT WAS 690 00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:53,900 IMPORTANT. 691 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,235 >> Mordecai: OH, THE FUTURE SELF 692 00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:57,003 YOU MET IN THE BATHROOM? 693 00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:57,870 RIGHT. 694 00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:58,671 >> Rigby: NO! 695 00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:01,040 DON'T KISS HER! 696 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:03,009 >> Mordecai: AAH! GET OFF OF ME! 697 00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:05,445 >> Rigby: 698 00:19:05,445 --> 00:19:06,045 >> Mordecai: 699 00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:08,181 >> Rigby: 700 00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:08,915 WHA? 701 00:19:08,915 --> 00:19:11,284 NO, WAIT! 702 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:12,252 >> Mordecai: I HOPE YOU ENJOY 703 00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:13,286 SPENDING THE YEAR OF THE RIGBY 704 00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:14,020 ALONE. 705 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:18,391 >> Rigby: AAH! 706 00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:19,526 >> Rigby #2: RIGBY. 707 00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:20,360 >> Rigby: DUDE, WHY ARE YOU 708 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:21,127 ALWAYS SHOWING UP IN THE 709 00:19:21,127 --> 00:19:21,528 BATHROOM? 710 00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:22,429 >> Rigby #2: I JUST GET BETTER 711 00:19:22,429 --> 00:19:22,862 RECEPTION. 712 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:23,730 ANYWAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN 713 00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:24,030 HERE? 714 00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:25,031 YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME. 715 00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:25,565 >> Rigby: ME? 716 00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:26,566 WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE? 717 00:19:26,566 --> 00:19:27,600 I COULD'VE USED YOU OUT THERE 718 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,701 WHEN I WAS TRYING TO CONVINCE 719 00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:29,302 MORDECAI. 720 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:30,102 HE WON'T BELIVE ME AND IT'S 721 00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:30,637 ALMOST MIDNIGHT. 722 00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:31,371 >> Rigby #2: ALL RIGHT. 723 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:31,704 ALL RIGHT. 724 00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:34,374 HERE'S SOMETHING TO HELP YOU. 725 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:35,642 THIS STOPWATCH WILL SLOW DOWN 726 00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:36,909 TIME FOR 60 SECONDS. 727 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:37,977 IT'LL BUY YOU SOME TIME TO STOP 728 00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:38,411 THE KISS. 729 00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:39,045 >> Rigby: GREAT. 730 00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:40,146 BUT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET OUT 731 00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:42,649 OF HERE TO USE IT? 732 00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:43,716 >> ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY. 733 00:19:43,716 --> 00:19:44,951 THE BALLS ARE DROPPING ON MY 734 00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:46,319 WATCH, WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME TO 735 00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:48,087 COUNT DOWN TO THE NEW YEAR. 736 00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:49,222 >> Rigby: UH, I GUESS I'LL SEE 737 00:19:49,222 --> 00:19:49,722 YOU LATER? 738 00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:50,423 >> Rigby #2: NOT UNLESS YOU 739 00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:52,225 SCREW SOMETHING UP ROYAL. 740 00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:53,660 >> Rigby: 741 00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:57,163 >> All: 10, 9, 8... 742 00:19:57,163 --> 00:19:58,598 >> Rigby: AAH! 743 00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:00,900 >> All: ...6, 5... 744 00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:05,405 ...4, 3... 745 00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:07,540 >> Muscle Man: WHOO! 746 00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:11,944 >> All: ...2... 747 00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:13,813 >> Rigby: 748 00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:15,615 >> Pops: 749 00:20:19,619 --> 00:20:23,323 >> Skips: 750 00:20:26,593 --> 00:20:30,096 >> Muscle Man: 751 00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:34,501 AAH! 752 00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:36,703 >> All: ...1! 753 00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:38,137 >> Rigby: NO! 754 00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:41,007 HUH? 755 00:20:43,976 --> 00:20:45,278 >> Rigby: 756 00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:46,145 >> HAPPY 757 00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:46,946 NEW YEAR! 758 00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:50,483 >> Rigby: DID I MAKE IT? 759 00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:51,484 >> GET OFF OF ME, PUNK! 760 00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:52,151 >> Rigby: HUH? 761 00:20:52,151 --> 00:20:53,152 >> OH, TOMMY! 762 00:20:53,152 --> 00:20:54,186 ARE YOU OKAY? 763 00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:57,324 >> @Tracy#, YOU'RE THE BEST. 764 00:20:57,324 --> 00:20:58,124 >> Rigby: WAIT, WHAT? 765 00:20:58,124 --> 00:20:58,791 >> Mordecai: HEY. 766 00:20:58,791 --> 00:20:59,492 >> Rigby: MORDECAI! 767 00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:00,560 >> Mordecai: SO, I FIGURED OUT 768 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:01,794 WHO TOMMY WAS. 769 00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:03,195 YOU WERE RIGHT, DUDE. 770 00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:04,196 I SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO YOU. 771 00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:05,298 SORRY ABOUT LOCKING YOU IN THE 772 00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:05,965 BATHROOM. 773 00:21:05,965 --> 00:21:07,133 >> Rigby: SO, THAT MEANS YOU 774 00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:07,700 DIDN'T... 775 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:08,801 I DID IT! 776 00:21:08,801 --> 00:21:09,502 WHOO! 777 00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:11,237 YEAR OF THE RIGBY! 778 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:13,640 >> Mordecai: OH, UH, SORRY. 779 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:14,407 >> NO WORRIES. 780 00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:15,708 RUNNING TO MEET YOUR DATE? 781 00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:16,175 I GET IT. 782 00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:17,176 >> Mordecai: 783 00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:18,911 ACTUALLY, THE DATE THING DIDN'T 784 00:21:18,911 --> 00:21:19,912 PAN OUT TONIGHT. 785 00:21:19,912 --> 00:21:21,814 >> OH, I KNOW HOW THAT GOES. 786 00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:26,419 YOU KNOW, 12:00 ISN'T OVER YET. 787 00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:28,087 WE CAN STILL MAKE THE BEST OF 788 00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:28,755 THIS. 789 00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:30,289 >> Mordecai: HUH? 790 00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:39,732 >> AND LET'S GREET THE NEW YEAR 791 00:21:39,732 --> 00:21:41,200 WITH A FRESH FACE. 792 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:45,505 EVERYONE, TAKE OFF YOUR MASKS. 793 00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:49,342 >> Mordecai: 794 00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:49,676 C.J.? 795 00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:50,343 >> MORDECAI? 796 00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:51,177 >> Mordecai: UH... 797 00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:52,345 >> Rigby: OH, WHAT? 798 00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:54,447 SO, DOES THAT MEAN -- DID I... 799 00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:56,015 I GOT TO CHECK THE BATHROOM. 800 00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:57,817 >> Mordecai: C.J.? 801 00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:08,461 >> Muscle Man: WHOO! 802 00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:10,563 HAPPY NEW YEAR! 803 00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:12,532 WHOO! WHOO! WHOO!