>> Mordecai: YEAH.
* SET UP THE CHAIRS AND WIPE OFF
THE TABLES *
* PLUG IN THE MIKE, BUT DON'T
TRIP ON THE CABLES *
* BLOW UP THE BALLOONS, THEN
BLOW OUT THE CANDLES *
* AT STUNT-THEMED PARTIES, YOU
DON'T WANNA WEAR SANDALS *
>> Rigby: * CHECK YOUR
INVITATION *
* PARK'S THE LOCATION
* WHEN THE CLOCK STRIKES 10:00,
IT'S TIME FOR CELEBRATION *
>> Mordecai: * TIMMY'S BIRTHDAY
PARTY, YO *
>> Rigby: * IT'S THE BIG 1-0
>> Both: * TIMMY, TIMMY, T-TIMMY
TIMMY, TIMMY, TIMMY, T-TIMMY,
T-T-TIMMY, TIMMY, TIMMY *
* TIMMY!
WHOAAAA!
>> Rigby: MAN, TIMMY'S SO
AWESOME.
>> Hi Five: I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S
ALREADY TURNING 10.
>> Muscle Man: SERIOUSLY.
WE WATCHED THAT KID GROW UP,
BRO.
>> All: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TIMMY!
>> Timmy:
AH-GOO-GOO-GA-GA!
GUYS, GUYS, CHECK IT OUT!
I'M GONNA WALK THE PLANK LIKE A
REAL PIRATE!
ARRRGH!
>> Benson: AND THE WINNER OF THE
ASTRONAUT-ICE-CREAM-EATING
CONTEST IS...
TIMMY!
>> Timmy: YOU GUYS ALWAYS MAKE
MY BIRTHDAYS THE BEST!
>> Rigby: MAN, TIMMY'S PARTIES
JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER EVERY
YEAR.
>> Mordecai: YEAH. WE GOT TO
MAKE SURE THIS STUNTMAN PARTY IS
THE BEST ONE YET.
>> Benson: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "A
REAL STUNTMAN JOB"?
BUT IT'S A STUNTMAN-THEMED
PARTY.
WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TELL OUR
CLIENT?
WELL, YOU CAN SAY GOODBYE TO
YOUR COMPLIMENTARY FOUNTAIN
SODAS.
AND YOU'LL NEVER STUNT IN THIS
PARK AGAIN, MR. HAZARD!
AAAAAH!
>> Mordecai: IS EVERYTHING OKAY,
BENSON?
>> Benson: NO, EVERYTHING IS NOT
OKAY.
THE STUNTMAN CANCELLED, AND
TIMMY'S PARTY IS RUINED.
>> Mordecai: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
>> Rigby: BUT TIMMY'S COUNTING
ON US!
>> Benson: I KNOW.
BUT WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND
A STUNTMAN THIS LATE IN THE
GAME?
>> Muscle Man: WELL, I MIGHT
KNOW A GUY WHO...
ACTUALLY, NO.
I DON'T KNOW ANY STUNTMEN.
UGH! YOU'RE LOSIN' IT, MITCH!
>> Benson: THAT'S IT!
WE HAVE TO CANCEL TIMMY'S PARTY.
>> Rigby: NO, WAIT!
>> Mordecai: YEAH. MAYBE ONE OF
US CAN DO THE STUNT.
>> Benson: NO, IT HAS TO BE A
LICENSED STUNTMAN.
OUR INSURANCE DOESN'T COVER
AMATEURS.
>> Rigby: WELL, HOW HARD IS IT
TO GET A LICENSE?
>> Benson: HARD.
THE SUCCESS RATE AT
STUNTMAN COLLEGE IS ONLY 25%,
AND YOU GUYS AREN'T EXACTLY
STUNTMAN MATERIAL.
>> Mordecai: BUT IF IT'S 25%,
THEN AT LEAST ONE OF US SHOULD
BE ABLE TO DO IT, RIGHT?
>> Benson: YOU THINK YOU'RE
GONNA BEAT THE ODDS LIKE THAT IN
ONE DAY?
>> Muscle Man: IF THAT'S WHAT
IT'LL TAKE TO MAKE TIMMY HAPPY,
THEN WE'LL DO IT.
>> Rigby: YEAH, IT'S THE ONLY
CHANCE WE HAVE.
>> Mordecai: WE'RE DONE WITH ALL
THE PARTY PREP.
I'LL ENROLL US RIGHT NOW.
>> Benson: OKAY.
BUT ONE OF YOU BETTER COME BACK
WITH A STUNTMAN LICENSE OR ELSE
TIMMY'S BIRTHDAY -- AND PROBABLY
HIS LIFE -- ARE GONNA BE RUINED.
>> Mordecai: ARE YOU SURE THIS
IS THE RIGHT PLACE?
>> Muscle Man: IT'S THE ADDRESS
THAT WAS ON THE BROCHURE.
>> Rigby: THIS IS DEFINITELY THE
RIGHT PLACE.
JOHNNY CRASHER IS A LIVING
LEGEND.
BEFORE HE RETIRED, HE WENT IN
AND OUT OF OVER 40 COMAS!
NO OTHER STUNTMAN HAS SURVIVED
ANYWHERE NEAR THAT MANY.
>> Muscle Man: HUH?
>> Rigby: JOHNNY CRASHER!
>> YEE-HAW!
>> RIGBY: WHOA! DID YOU SEE THAT
ROLL?
>> NOT PART OF THE
STUNT.
>> Rigby: UGH! ARE YOU OKAY?
>> YES! ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY I
LOOK BAD AFTER BEING IN 40
COMAS?
>> Rigby: ARE YOU...TALKING TO
ME?
BECAUSE...
>> YEAH, I'M TALKIN' TO YOU.
YOU THINK A STUNTMAN IS SUPPOSED
TO BE PRETTY?
YOU THINK...
THESE HEADACHES!
OKAY, WELL, UNLESS YOU'RE JUST
HERE TO DROP OFF YOUR RECYCLING,
LET'S GET STARTED.
HERE ARE YOUR STUNT TEXTBOOKS.
THEY CONTAIN EVERYTHING YOU NEED
TO KNOW TO COMPLETE THIS COURSE.
YOU SHOULD READ THESE IN CASE I
FORGET TO TEACH YOU SOMETHING
IMPORTANT, WHICH IS VERY LIKELY,
BECAUSE I'VE BEEN IN 40 COMAS.
YOU MAY THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT
TAKES TO BE A STUNTMAN, BUT I'M
HERE TO TELL YOU -- NONE OF THAT
MATTERS IF YOU CAN'T DO ONE
THING.
A STUNTMAN'S GOT TO HIT HIS
MARKS.
IF YOU CAN'T DO THAT, YOU ARE
WORTHLESS!
NOW, UH, BEFORE I GIVE AWAY ANY
OTHER FREEBIES, THERE'S THE
LITTLE MATTER OF TUITION -- CASH
OR MONEY ORDERS ONLY!
THAT'LL JUST ABOUT MAKE UP FOR
THE WAY THINGS TURNED OUT.
SO, JUST A FEW WARNINGS WHILE
YOU'RE STILL IN THE COMFORT OF
YOUR CHAIRS.
YOU'RE GONNA BE BREAKIN' BONES
OUT THERE, YOU'RE GONNA BE
GETTIN' YOUR TEETH KNOCKED OUT,
YOUR FACES SMASHED, YOUR
EYEBALLS RIPPED OUT!
ANYBODY WANT TO QUIT YET?
NO? ALL RIGHT, GOOD.
>> Rigby: HE'S JUST BEING
DRAMATIC, RIGHT?
>> HEY, LITTLE GUY, I'M SORRY.
DO YOU WANNA TEACH THE CLASS?
MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET UP HERE ON
THE MARK AND SHOW EVERYBODY HOW
TO TAKE A PUNCH, HUH?
>> Rigby: BUT...
>> NOW!
>> Mordecai: GOOD LUCK, DUDE.
>> HYAH!
>> Rigby:
>> Muscle Man: YEAH! WHOO-HOO!
TEACH US, TEACHER!
>> YOU THINK THERE'S SOMETHING
FUNNY ABOUT STUNTS?
>> Muscle Man: NO, SIR.
I'M SORRY, SIR.
THAT LOOKED VERY SERIOUS, SIR.
>> IT WAS, BUT I DON'T THINK YOU
REALIZE HOW SERIOUS.
SO, WHY DON'T YOU GET UP HERE
AND TAKE THE NEXT PUNCH.
BACK TO YOUR CRIB, YOU LITTLE
BABY.
>> Muscle Man: SO, ARE THERE ANY
SIGNAL--
>> HYAH!
>> Muscle Man:
>> Mordecai: I'M CONFUSED.
AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO LEARN HOW
TO TAKE A FAKE PUNCH?
>> OH, YOU'RE CONFUSED. HUH!
OKAY. WHY DON'T YOU GET ON THIS
MARK SO I CAN PUNCH YOU IN THE
FACE.
>> Mordecai: UH...
>> WELL, WELL, WELL.
YOU PASSED BASIC TRAINING.
CONGRATULATIONS!
BY THE WAY, I'M BEING SARCASTIC.
>> Rigby: I GATHERED.
>> Mordecai: YEAH.
>> Hi Five: IT WAS YOUR TONE AND
THE EYE-ROLLING THING.
>> YOU'VE GONE FROM BEING
DELICATE BUTTERFLIES TO SLIGHTLY
LESS-DELICATE BUTTERFLIES.
IT DON'T MEAN NOTHIN'!
IF YOU WANT YOUR STUNTMAN
LICENSES, YOU HAVE TO PASS MY
FINAL EXAM.
>> All: FINAL EXAM?!
>> THIS AIN'T NO NAMBY-PAMBY
TRUE-OR-FALSE TEST.
IT'S 5 1/2 ACRES OF PURE PAIN.
AND IF YOU SURVIVE THAT, YOU
JUST HIT YOUR MARK AND YOU'LL
GET YOUR LICENSE.
>> All: UH...
>> Benson: Where are you guys?
>> Mordecai: Uh, we're about to
take the stuntman exam.
>> Benson: WELL, HURRY.
WE NEED A --
>> Timmy: UNCLE BENSON!
>> Benson: TIMMY'S HERE.
UH, I'LL STALL.
TIMMY!
>> Muscle Man: BROS, COME ON.
BRING IT IN.
THE ODDS SAY AT LEAST ONE OF US
WILL MAKE IT.
>> All: 1, 2, 3...
>> Muscle Man: WHO'S THIS FOR?!
>> All: TIMMY!
>> YOU READY?
>> All: SIR, YES, SIR!
>> STARTING POSITIONS!
GET SET!
GO!
GOOD LUCK, CADETS.
>> Hi Five:
BROS, GO ON WITHOUT ME.
I CAN'T TAKE IT.
>> Muscle Man: WHAT? NO!
>> Hi Five: JUST NOW, GOING
THROUGH THOSE WOODEN PANELS, IT
FELT LIKE WE WENT THROUGH THREE
TIMES OR SOMETHING.
>> Rigby: WHAT ABOUT TIMMY?
>> Hi Five: TIMMY'S A GREAT KID.
BE GREAT FOR HIM.
>> Mordecai: WE GOT TO GO.
>> All: TIMMY! TIMMY!
>> Muscle Man: DON'T TRY THIS AT
HOME!
COME ON, BROS.
>> Both: MORDECAI!
>> Mordecai: DUDES...
CAN'T...HOLD ON.
>> Muscle Man: BUT YOU GOTTA.
>> Mordecai: TELL TIMMY I'M
SORRY.
AAAAH!
>> Both: NOOOOO!
>> Mordecai: HUH!
>> Muscle Man:
>> Rigby: GO WITHOUT ME, DUDE.
>> Muscle Man: WHAT?!
WE ALREADY LOST TWO MEN!
>> Rigby: BUT THE PAIN.
>> Muscle Man: HOW ABOUT TIMMY'S
EMOTIONAL PAIN WHEN HIS BIG 1-0
BLOWS?
YOUR PAIN MEANS NOTHING!
TIMMY MEANS EVERYTHING!
>> Rigby: YOU'RE...RIGHT.
WELL, AT LEAST WE DIDN'T HAVE TO
JUMP ANY SHARKS.
>> Muscle Man: WHAT WAS THAT?
>> Rigby: THE FINAL JUMP!
GUN IT, BRO!
>> OH, YEAH.
THIS PART ALWAYS GETS 'EM.
>> Rigby: DUDE, WE'RE GONNA MISS
OUR MARK!
>> Muscle Man: GET ON MY BACK,
BRO!
>> Rigby: DUDE, HOW'D YOU KNOW
TO WEAR A WING-SUIT?
>> Muscle Man: IT WAS IN THE
TEXTBOOK, BRO.
>> WELL, I'LL BE.
HE READ THE TEXTBOOK.
>> Muscle Man: ALL RIGHT, LET ME
DOWN EASY.
>> THE DOCTORS SAID THIS EYE
WOULD NEVER PRODUCE TEARS AGAIN,
BUT THE WAY YOU HIT THOSE MARKS
OUT THERE IS NOTHING SHORT OF A
MIRACLE.
CONGRA-A-A-TU-U-U-LATIONS!
AND, UH, THIS TIME, I'M BEING
SINCERE.
>> Benson: EVERYTHING READY,
GUYS?
>> Muscle Man: YEAH.
>> Benson: OKAY, KIDS, IT'S THE
MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING
FOR.
>> Timmy: IT'S TIME FOR MY
BIRTHDAY STUNT!
>> Benson: HIT IT!
>> Muscle Man: YEAH! WHOO-HOO!
>> Rigby: MAKE SOME NOI-OISE!
>> Both: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TIM-
AAAAH!
>> Muscle Man:
I'M SORRY, TIMMY.
>> Rigby: WHOA! WHOA!
>> Timmy: ALL RIGHT!
THAT WAS THE BEST STUNT I'VE
EVER SEEN!
NOW LET'S OPEN SOME PRESENTS!
>> Rigby: AH, I LOVE THAT LITTLE
GUY.
>> Muscle Man: HEY, HEAR ME OUT.
ALL I'M SAYING IS IT'S HARD TO
MAKE A NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION
WHEN YOU'RE ALWAYS BRINGING YOUR
"A" GAME.
>> Mordecai:
COME ON.
YOU GOT TO HAVE A RESOLUTION FOR
NEW YEAR'S.
>> Mordecai: MM.
I GUESS I COULD ALWAYS PUT MORE
TIME IN ON MY AMAZING MUSCLES.
I'LL REALLY GET THESE KITTENS TO
PURR NEXT YEAR.
>> Hi Five: I THINK I'D LIKE TO
LEARN A SECOND LANGUAGE.
WHAT ABOUT YOU, THOMAS?
>> Thomas: I'M GONNA TRY TO HELP
MY MOM OUT MORE THIS YEAR.
>> Rigby: PBHT!
>> Muscle Man: NOT COOL, BRO.
THAT RESOLUTION IS LEGIT.
>> Eileen: HERE ARE COFFEES,
GUYS.
>> Rigby: YO, EILEEN.
YOU GOT A RESOLUTION?
>> Eileen: WELL, I'D LIKE TO
WORK ON MY CRAFT BLOG MORE, BUT
I WON'T HAVE TIME TILL WE GET
ANOTHER WAITRESS HERE.
>> CAN I GET A REFILL OVER HERE?
>> Eileen: HMM.
LATER.
>> Rigby: UGH.
LET'S TALK ABOUT REAL
RESOLUTIONS.
THIS YEAR'S GONNA BE THE YEAR OF
THE RIGBY.
I'M KEEPING IT ALL RIGBY ALL THE
TIME.
>> Mordecai: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN
MEAN?
YOU'RE JUST PICKING SOMETHING
VAGUE SO YOU CAN'T FAIL AT IT.
>> Rigby: NO, LAST YEAR
DEFINITELY DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH
RIGBY.
THIS YEAR IS GONNA BE RIGBY
CRAZY.
>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW.
LAST YEAR FELT PRETTY CRAZY.
>> Rigby: THAT'S JUST 'CAUSE
MARGARET DUMPED YOU.
>> Mordecai: AW, DUDE.
COME ON.
>> Rigby: WHAT?
I'M JUST KEEPING IT RIGBY.
>> Mordecai: SO, YOU GONNA TURN
AROUND YOUR LADY LUCK THIS YEAR?
>> Mordecai: YEAH.
AS A MATTER OF FACT, I AM.
THIS YEAR, NO MORE WAITING OR
WUSSING OUT.
IF I SEE A CUTE GIRL, I'LL JUST
TALK TO HER.
>> Mordecai: SO, WHEN ARE WE
MEETING UP FOR THE
NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTY?
>> Thomas: WHAT NEW YEAR'S EVE
PARTY?
>> Rigby: IT'S ONE OF THOSE
PARTIES WHERE YOU WEAR MASKS AND
STUFF.
>> Mordecai: A MASQUERADE?
>> Rigby: YEAH, WHATEVER.
LIKE I SAID, YOU WEAR MASKS.
>> Mordecai:
>> Muscle Man: YO, BRO, SHE'S
PRETTY SMOKIN'.
>> Mordecai: YEAH.
UH, I MEAN, WHAT?
>> Rigby: YOU SHOULD GO TALK TO
HER, MAN.
>> Rigby: COME ON, DO IT.
>> Muscle Man: YOU HAVE TO, MAN.
COME ON.
>> Mordecai: UH, I DON'T REALLY
THINK --
>> Rigby: COME ON, DUDE, YOU GOT
THIS -- NO PROBLEM.
>> Mordecai: YEAH.
ALL RIGHT, I GOT THIS.
>> Rigby: GO, MORDECAI.
>> Muscle Man: YEAH!
>> Hi Five: HE'S DOING IT!
>> Rigby: WHAT ARE THEY SAYING?
>> Muscle Man: I DON'T KNOW,
BRO -- BE QUIET.
>> Thomas: WELL, SHE'S SMILING A
LOT.
>> Hi Five: SHH! SHH!
HE'S COMING BACK.
HOW'D IT GO?
>> Mordecai:
I GOT HER DIGITS.
>> Thomas: SO, ARE YOU GONNA
CALL HER?
>> Mordecai: YEAH, I THINK I'LL
ASK HER TO THE NEW YEAR'S EVE
PARTY TOMORROW.
>> Muscle Man: NICE.
>> Rigby: LOOKS LIKE WE NEED A
ROUND OF VICTORY COFFEES.
BUT FIRST, I GOT TO EMPTY THE
TANK.
>> Rigby #2: RIGBY!
>> Rigby: AAH!
>> Rigby #2: WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
CHILL, DUDE.
IT'S JUST ME.
I MEAN, YOU.
LOOK, I'M YOU FROM THE FUTURE.
>> Rigby: WHAT THE --
WERE YOU IN THE STALL THE WHOLE
TIME?
>> Rigby #2: GROSS! NO.
I'VE GOT SOMETHING IMPORTANT TO
TELL YOU.
YOU HAVE TO HELP MORDECAI.
HE'S GOING TO KISS A GIRL ON
NEW YEAR'S, AND YOU HAVE TO STOP
IT.
>> Rigby: THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE
OPPOSITE OF HELPING HIM.
ARE YOU REALLY ME FROM THE
FUTURE?
>> Rigby #2: COME ON, YOU HAVE
TO TRUST ME.
>> Rigby: OH, YEAH?
PROVE IT.
IF YOU'RE FROM THE FUTURE, THEN
WHAT'S MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION?
>> Rigby #2: YOU'RE THE RIGBY,
BABY!
>> Rigby: WHOA, YOU ARE ME FROM
THE FUTURE.
>> Rigby #2: YEAH, I KNOW.
>> Rigby: OKAY, SO WHAT'S THE
DEAL WITH THIS NEW YEAR'S KISS
AGAIN?
>> Rigby #2: LOOK, IT'S GONNA
HAPPEN LIKE THIS.
TOMORROW AT THE NEW YEAR'S MASK
PARTY THING, POPS IS GONNA OPEN
A BOTTLE OF SPARKLING APPLE
JUICE TOO EARLY.
THEN MUSCLE MAN IS GONNA STREAK
IN A DIAPER, AND RIGHT AFTER
THAT, MORDECAI WILL KISS A GIRL
HE SHOULDN'T KISS.
YOU GOT TO STOP THAT KISS.
>> Rigby: OKAY, BUT WHY?
>> Rigby #2: SORRY, DUDE.
FUTURE RULES SAY I CAN'T TELL
YOU, BUT --
>> INSERT FIVE CREDITS TO
CONTINUE HOLOGRAMAPHONING.
>> Rigby #2: WAIT, NO!
TRUST ME.
IT'S THE ONLY WAY HE'LL BE
HAPPY!
>> Rigby: UH...
AAH!
HUH?
AAH!
>> Pops:
>> Rigby: AAH!
AAH!
>> Muscle Man: HAPPY NEW YEAR,
BRO.
WHOO!
>> Rigby: HUH?
>> Mordecai:
>> Rigby: AAH!
AAH!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, HAVE YOU SEEN
THAT GIRL'S PHONE NUMBER?
I THOUGHT I PUT IT ON THE
NIGHTSTAND, BUT I CAN'T FIND IT.
>> Rigby: UH, WHAT DID IT LOOK
LIKE?
>> Mordecai: LIKE A BUNCH OF
NUMBERS NEXT TO A GIRL'S NAME.
>> Rigby: OH, THAT PHONE NUMBER.
NOPE, HAVEN'T SEEN IT.
>> Mordecai: RIGBY, WHERE'S THE
NUMBER?
>> Rigby: UH, LOOK, YOU DON'T
NEED TO BE MAD, BUT I MIGHT HAVE
THROWN IT AWAY.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
>> Rigby: HEY, JUST CALM DOWN.
MY FUTURE SELF TOLD ME THIS WAS
THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
>> Mordecai: OH, YEAH?
AND WHERE'S THIS FUTURE SELF
NOW?
>> Rigby: UH, HE HAD TO GO.
HE RAN OUT OF CREDITS --
FUTURE CREDITS.
>> Mordecai: NOT COOL, BRO.
>> Rigby: COME ON.
WE'LL GO TO THE PARTY IN A GROUP
LIKE WE PLANNED.
IT'LL BE FUN.
>> Mordecai:
ALL RIGHT.
IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GONNA SEE THAT
NUMBER AGAIN, ANYWAY.
HELLO?
OH, HEY, TRACY.
YEAH, YEAH.
OF COURSE I REMEMBER YOU -- FROM
THE COFFEE SHOP.
NO, NO.
I WAS TOTALLY GONNA CALL YOU.
I JUST DIDN'T KNOW IF I SHOULD
WAIT A DAY OR 2, OR 2 1/2.
BUT, UM, YEAH, I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU WANTED TO, IF YOU DON'T
HAVE PLANS, TO GO TO THIS
NEW YEAR'S MASQUERADE THING
TONIGHT.
WITH ME, I MEAN.
COOL.
SO, SHOULD I PICK YOU UP?
>> Muscle Man: YO, RIGBY, CHECK
IT OUT.
I'M GONNA PRANK IN THE NEW YEAR
RIGHT.
I'M MAKING THESE TEAR-AWAY
TUXEDO PANTS SO I CAN STREAK AT
MIDNIGHT.
FIVES, TIME.
>> Hi Five: 0.45 SECONDS.
>> Muscle Man: STILL NOT FAST
ENOUGH.
>> Rigby: YOU'RE STREAKING AT
THE NEW YEAR'S PARTY?
OH, NO!
>> Muscle Man: WHATEVER.
NOT EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS
PERFORMANCE ART.
>> Rigby: SKIPS, I HAVE TO STOP
MORDECAI FROM KISSING THIS GIRL
AT MIDNIGHT.
>> Skips: WHY?
>> Rigby: 'CAUSE MY FUTURE SELF
APPEARED TO ME IN THE BATHROOM
AND HE TOLD ME ALL THIS STUFF
WAS GONNA HAPPEN AND NOW IT IS
HAPPENING AND ALL I KNOW IS IT'S
REALLY IMPORTANT!
>> Skips: HUH.
WELL, IT SOUNDS LIKE THE WHEELS
OF FATE ARE ALREADY IN MOTION.
SO, YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA FAIL.
>> Rigby: WHAT?!
SO, WHAT DO I DO?
>> Skips: TIME TRAVEL GETS
REALLY COMPLICATED.
MY ADVICE IS TO NOT OVER-THINK
IT.
SEE YOU AT THE PARTY.
>> Rigby: AAH!
BENSON, HAVE YOU SEEN MORDECAI?
>> Benson: YEAH, HE CAME IN A
WHILE AGO WITH HIS DATE.
SHE SEEMS PRETTY NICE, YEAH?
>> Rigby: NO!
AAH!
MORDECAI?
POPS.
HAVE YOU SEEN MORDECAI?
>> Pops: OH, RIGBY.
HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ME?
OH, BEFORE I FORGET, MAKE SURE
YOU GET SOME OF THIS SPARKLING
APPLE JUICE.
>> Rigby:
OH, NO!
>> SO, YOU WORK AND LIVE AT THE
PARK?
>> Mordecai: YEAH, IT'S PRETTY
COOL.
UH...
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT THIS PARTY
REMINDS ME OF?
>> UH, WHAT?
>> Mordecai:
WELL, YOU KNOW THAT VIDEO GAME
WHERE YOU'RE A SPY IN THAT
FOREIGN EMBASSY AND YOU HAVE TO
FIGHT ALL THOSE ZOMBIES?
>> I WASN'T ALLOWED TO PLAY
VIDEO GAMES AS A KID.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
SO, WHAT ARE YOU INTO?
>> TEXTING, SOME SOCIAL MEDIA.
>> Mordecai: I'M GONNA GET US
SOME PUNCH.
>> Rigby: MORDECAI!
>> UGH, THIS DATE IS THE WORST.
I THOUGHT HE WAS ECCENTRIC, BUT
HE'S JUST WEIRD.
THE GOOD NEWS IS WHEN TOMMY
FINDS OUT I'M WITH ANOTHER GUY,
HE'LL BE SO JEALOUS.
WE'RE TOTALLY GONNA GET BACK
TOGETHER.
>> Rigby: AW, FUTURE ME TOTALLY
CALLED IT.
>> Mordecai: HERE'S YOUR PUNCH.
>> Rigby: DUDE, NO!
>> Mordecai: AH!
RIGBY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> Rigby: YOU CAN'T KISS THAT
GIRL.
SHE SAID YOU'RE ELECTRIC AND
WEIRD, AND SHE'S JUST USING YOU
TO GET BACK WITH TOMMY.
>> Mordecai: THAT'S IT.
>> Rigby: AAH!
SHE'S THE WRONG GIRL.
YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME.
>> Mordecai: NO, DUDE.
WILL YOU QUIT MESSING WITH ME?
I THINK I HAVE A CHANCE AT THIS.
>> Rigby:
YOU CAN'T DO THIS.
MY FUTURE SELF TOLD ME IT WAS
IMPORTANT.
>> Mordecai: OH, THE FUTURE SELF
YOU MET IN THE BATHROOM?
RIGHT.
>> Rigby: NO!
DON'T KISS HER!
>> Mordecai: AAH! GET OFF OF ME!
>> Rigby:
>> Mordecai:
>> Rigby:
WHA?
NO, WAIT!
>> Mordecai: I HOPE YOU ENJOY
SPENDING THE YEAR OF THE RIGBY
ALONE.
>> Rigby: AAH!
>> Rigby #2: RIGBY.
>> Rigby: DUDE, WHY ARE YOU
ALWAYS SHOWING UP IN THE
BATHROOM?
>> Rigby #2: I JUST GET BETTER
RECEPTION.
ANYWAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN
HERE?
YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.
>> Rigby: ME?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?
I COULD'VE USED YOU OUT THERE
WHEN I WAS TRYING TO CONVINCE
MORDECAI.
HE WON'T BELIVE ME AND IT'S
ALMOST MIDNIGHT.
>> Rigby #2: ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
HERE'S SOMETHING TO HELP YOU.
THIS STOPWATCH WILL SLOW DOWN
TIME FOR 60 SECONDS.
IT'LL BUY YOU SOME TIME TO STOP
THE KISS.
>> Rigby: GREAT.
BUT HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET OUT
OF HERE TO USE IT?
>> ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.
THE BALLS ARE DROPPING ON MY
WATCH, WHICH MEANS IT'S TIME TO
COUNT DOWN TO THE NEW YEAR.
>> Rigby: UH, I GUESS I'LL SEE
YOU LATER?
>> Rigby #2: NOT UNLESS YOU
SCREW SOMETHING UP ROYAL.
>> Rigby:
>> All: 10, 9, 8...
>> Rigby: AAH!
>> All: ...6, 5...
...4, 3...
>> Muscle Man: WHOO!
>> All: ...2...
>> Rigby:
>> Pops:
>> Skips:
>> Muscle Man:
AAH!
>> All: ...1!
>> Rigby: NO!
HUH?
>> Rigby:
>> HAPPY
NEW YEAR!
>> Rigby: DID I MAKE IT?
>> GET OFF OF ME, PUNK!
>> Rigby: HUH?
>> OH, TOMMY!
ARE YOU OKAY?
>> @Tracy#, YOU'RE THE BEST.
>> Rigby: WAIT, WHAT?
>> Mordecai: HEY.
>> Rigby: MORDECAI!
>> Mordecai: SO, I FIGURED OUT
WHO TOMMY WAS.
YOU WERE RIGHT, DUDE.
I SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO YOU.
SORRY ABOUT LOCKING YOU IN THE
BATHROOM.
>> Rigby: SO, THAT MEANS YOU
DIDN'T...
I DID IT!
WHOO!
YEAR OF THE RIGBY!
>> Mordecai: OH, UH, SORRY.
>> NO WORRIES.
RUNNING TO MEET YOUR DATE?
I GET IT.
>> Mordecai:
ACTUALLY, THE DATE THING DIDN'T
PAN OUT TONIGHT.
>> OH, I KNOW HOW THAT GOES.
YOU KNOW, 12:00 ISN'T OVER YET.
WE CAN STILL MAKE THE BEST OF
THIS.
>> Mordecai: HUH?
>> AND LET'S GREET THE NEW YEAR
WITH A FRESH FACE.
EVERYONE, TAKE OFF YOUR MASKS.
>> Mordecai:
C.J.?
>> MORDECAI?
>> Mordecai: UH...
>> Rigby: OH, WHAT?
SO, DOES THAT MEAN -- DID I...
I GOT TO CHECK THE BATHROOM.
>> Mordecai: C.J.?
>> Muscle Man: WHOO!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
WHOO! WHOO! WHOO!