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>> WELL, FOLKS, IT'S ANOTHER

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GLORIOUS THANKSGIVING HERE AT

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THE BUCKNER MEMORIAL ARENA.

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THIS GAME IS SPONSORED BY

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RICHARD M. BUCKNER OF BUCK-MART

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SUPERSTORES.

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>> BUCK-MART. BUCK SMART.

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>> THE SKY-CATS AND THE

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MUD PIGEONS ARE NECK AND NECK

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THIS SEASON, AND THINGS HAVE

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CERTAINLY BEEN HEATING UP IN

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THE KITCHEN.

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>> YOU SAID A THOROUGH MOUTHFUL

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THERE, BILL.

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>> OH, THANKS, CHUCK.

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LET'S SEE WHICH TEAM WILL BE

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DESTINED TO TAKE HOME THE

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TURKEY.

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>> Benson: HOW'S THE TURKEY

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COMING, SKIPS?

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>> Skips: NEEDS ANOTHER HOUR TO

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COOK.

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>> Benson: GOOD, GOOD.

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WE'RE ON SCHEDULE.

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ONCE MUSCLE MAN GETS BACK WITH

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THE PIES, WE SHOULD HAVE

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EVERYTHING SET.

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ALL THAT'S LEFT IS PICKING UP

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EVERYONE'S RELATIVES FROM THE

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AIRPORT.

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>> Pops: OH, HOW WONDERFUL IT

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WILL BE TO GIVE THANKS WITH

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FAMILY HERE.

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>> Mordecai: [ BEAT BOXING ]

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>> Rigby: [ Rapping ] * YEAH,

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IT'S FUN WATCHING FOOTBALL ON

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CABLE *

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* BUT IT'S NOT THANKSGIVING IF

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YOU DON'T SET UP THE TABLE *

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>> Mordecai: [ Rapping ] * THIS

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IS FOR THE TURKEY *

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* THIS IS FOR THE STUFFING

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* YOU DON'T GOT ETIQUETTE,

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YOU DON'T GOT NOTHIN' *

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>> Rigby: * ETIQUETTE

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>> Mordecai: * ETIQUETTE

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>> Rigby: * ETI-ETI-ETI-ETI--

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ETIQUETTE *

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[ BOTH LAUGH ]

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>> Benson: HEY, YOU TWO.

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WE'RE GOING UPSTAIRS TO FIX UP

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THE ROOMS FOR THE GUESTS.

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REMEMBER, NO FOOTBALL IN THE

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HOUSE.

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>> Rigby: HM-HM.

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NO FOOTBALL IN THE HOUSE.

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CHE-E-E-E-CK.

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>> Benson: AND STAY OUT OF THE

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KITCHEN.

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I DON'T WANT YOU GUYS MESSING

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ANYTHING UP.

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>> Mordecai: BAM! TABLE'S SET!

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>> Rigby: YOU KNOW WHAT THAT

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MEANS.

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FOOTBA-A-A-A-A-A-LL!

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, DID YOU NOT

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HEAR WHAT BENSON SAID?

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NO FOOTBALL IN THE HOUSE.

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>> Rigby: HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING

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ABOUT FOAM FOOTBALL IN THE

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HOUSE.

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[ FOOTBALL SQUEAKS ]

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, TIME TO GO

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LO-O-O-O-NG.

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[ GRUNTS ]

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>> Rigby: [ GRUNTS ]

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[ BOTH GRUNTING ]

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>> Rigby: [ GRUNTS ]

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[ BOTH GRUNT ]

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>> Both: THE KITCHEN!

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NOOOOOO!

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>> Rigby: WHEW!

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GOOD THING THIS CHILD-SAFETY

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GATE WAS HERE.

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[ THUD! ]

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>> Both: NOOOO!

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>> Muscle Man: UGH!

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IT TOOK FOREVER TO GET THESE

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PI--

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[ SQUEALING ]

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>> Both: AAH!

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>> Rigby: WHOA!

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>> Benson: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

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THE GUESTS ARE ARRIVING IN A FEW

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HOURS!

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NOW WHAT DO WE DO?!

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UGH!

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I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

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IT'S ONE THING TO RUIN MY DAY,

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WHICH IS PRACTICALLY YOUR JOB.

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BUT YOUR OWN FAMILIES?

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DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT ANYTHING?

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[ SIGHS ]

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THIS IS THE WORST THING YOU'VE

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EVER DONE.

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>> Hi Five: MAYBE WE CAN FIX

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THIS.

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WHAT IF ME AND MUSCLE MAN GO TO

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GET MORE SIDES?

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>> Thomas: YEAH, AND I CAN PICK

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EVERYONE UP FROM THE AIRPORT.

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>> Skips: IT'S WORTH A TRY.

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POPS, BENSON, LET'S GO GET

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ANOTHER TURKEY.

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>> Mordecai: WE CAN HELP, TOO.

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>> Benson: I THINK YOU'VE HELPED

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ENOUGH.

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>> Rigby: SORRY.

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AW, MAN.

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WE REALLY MESSED UP BIG THIS

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TIME.

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>> Mordecai: I KNOW.

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THEY'LL NEVER FIND A TURKEY THIS

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LATE.

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IF WE DON'T FIX THIS, OUR

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FAMILIES WON'T HAVE A

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THANKSGIVING.

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>> Rigby: AND WE'LL BE FIRED.

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>> Mordecai: THAT, TOO.

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WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

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>> DON'T HAVE A TURKEY YET?

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NOT GONNA FIND ONE.

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IT'S ME -- FARMER JIMMY OF

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FARMER JIMMY'S TURKEY FARM.

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I LOVE THANKSGIVING, BUT YOU

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ALREADY KNOW THAT.

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WHAT YOU MAY NOT KNOW IS THAT I

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ALSO HAVE A LOVE AND

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APPRECIATION FOR POP MUSIC.

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[ POP MUSIC PLAYS ]

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AND IT REALLY RUSTLES MY

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GIBLETS THAT THERE'S NO

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THANKSGIVING SONG.

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THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN.

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I'M HOLDING A CONTEST AT MY

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FARM.

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WHOEVER WRITES THE BEST,

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CATCHY, RADIO-FRIENDLY

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THANKSGIVING TUNE WINS MY

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PRIZED TURDUCKEN.

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THAT'S A TURKEY STUFFED WITH A

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DUCK STUFFED WITH A CHICKEN.

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EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.

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FOR DECADES, TURDUCKENS HAVE

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BEEN ENGINEERED BY MAN.

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BUT WHAT YOU MAY NOT KNOW IS

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THAT ONE GETS BORN NATURALLY

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EVERY MILLION YEARS.

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OOH!

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THE CONTEST STARTS IN A HALF AN

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HOUR.

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I GOT TO GET READY.

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, THIS IS

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PERFECT.

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>> Rigby: YEAH, MAN.

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WE'RE GREAT AT SONGS.

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>> Both: WE'RE GONNA SAVE

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THANKSGIVING!

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>> Mordecai: NOW, WHAT WAS IT WE

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WERE SINGING?

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[ Rapping ] * SOMETHING,

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SOMETHING PUMPKIN *

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* BLAH BLAH BLAH STUFFIN'

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UH...

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>> Rigby: [ Rapping ] * EATIN'

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LOTS OF FOOD *

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, YEAH.

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* EATIN' LOTS OF FOOD

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>> Both: * CHOMP-CHOMP,

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CHOMP-CHOMP *

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>> Rigby: * MORE THAN I CAN

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CHEW *

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>> Both: * CHOMP-CHOMP,

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CHOMP-CHOMP *

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* FOOTBALL, FOOTBALL

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* FALL ASLEEP ON COUCH

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* SLIP INTO FOOD COMA

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>> Rigby: YE-AH! THIS IS GOLD!

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>> Mordecai: WE STILL GOT TO

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COME UP WITH THAT FIRST LINE,

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THOUGH.

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>> Rigby: IT'LL COME TO US.

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BESIDES, I GOT A SECRET WEAPON.

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BAM!

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>> Mordecai: SPOONS?

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>> Rigby: SURE, IN THE HANDS OF

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A NORMAL GUY.

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BUT IN THE HANDS OF A RIGBY?

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PAH-PAH-PAH! PAH-PAH-PAH!

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PAH-PAH-PAH!

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SPOON-BONING!

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, RIGBY.

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GOT TO TELL YOU, THAT'S LIKE

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[ IMITATES EXPLOSION ]

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BLOWING MY MIND RIGHT NOW.

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WE'RE TOTALLY GONNA WIN!

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AW, YEAH!

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>> Both: MORDO AND RIGS SAVE

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THANKSGIVING.

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YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

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YEAH!

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>> Muscle Man: THIS PLACE HAS

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THE BEST SIDES.

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EVEN THE SIDES GOT SIDES.

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>> MU-U-U-SCLE MAN!

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>> Muscle Man: YO, BILLY!

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>> WHAT CAN I GET YOU, BRO?

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>> Muscle Man: THIS ONE --

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"MASHED POTATOES, CORN ON THE

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COB, STUFFING, YAMS, AND GREENS

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FOR 50."

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>> AH, YEAH, THE "HAIL MARY"

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PLATTER.

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YOU GOT IT, BROSEPH.

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>> AND NOW BACK TO

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"THE TOP END ZONE DANCES OF ALL

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TIME."

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NUMBER 4 -- BROCK STETTMAN.

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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

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>> Muscle Man: MAN, WHO MADE

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THIS LIST?

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STETTMAN'S DANCES ARE LAME.

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>> Hi Five: HEY, STETTMAN, WHO

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TAUGHT YOU THOSE MOVES?

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A DEAD CAT?

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[ BOTH LAUGH ]

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>> Muscle Man: KNOW WHO ELSE HAD

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THE BETTER END-ZONE DANCE?

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MY...MOM?

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>> BROCK STETTMAN WILL CRUSH

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YOU.

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>> Skips: LOOK, THERE'S ONE

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LEFT.

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>> Benson: OH, THANK GOODNESS.

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THE LAST TURKEY.

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>> Pops: WOW. HOW FORTUNATE!

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[ SCANNER BEEPS ]

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>> GOOD MORROW, FINE SIRS.

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PRAY PARDON, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME

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HELP PUTTING THAT TURKEY INTO

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YOUR CAR?

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>> Pops: OH, NO.

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WE'RE FINE.

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[ SQUEALS ]

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[ ENGINE REVS ]

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[ TIRES SCREECH ]

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>> Benson: POPS, ARE YOU OKAY?

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>> Pops: [ GROANS ]

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THAT TURKEY STOLE OUR TURKEY!

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[ HORNS HONKING ]

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>> Mordecai: UGH!

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>> Rigby: DUDE, WE'RE NEVER

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GONNA MAKE IT.

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>> Mordecai: [ SIGHS ]

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>> Rigby: WHOA! HEY!

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

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>> Mordecai: I GOT AN IDEA.

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>> DIAPER BOY!

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>> Rigby: WHAT'S MARGARET'S DAD

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DOING HERE?

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>> I LIVE HERE.

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SORRY. MARGARET'S NOT HERE.

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SHE'S WITH HER NEW BOYFRIEND.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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I'M KIDDING.

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SHE'S WORKING ON A TERM PAPER.

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>> Mordecai: [ CHUCKLES ]

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WELL, WE'RE NOT HERE TO SEE

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MARGARET.

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>> OH, WELL, UH, YOU GUYS WANT

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TO COME IN?

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WE GOT PLENTY TO EAT.

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>> Mordecai: NO THANKS,

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MR. SMITH.

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WE NEED A FAVOR.

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WITHOUT YOUR HELP, OUR

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THANKSGIVING WILL BE RUINED.

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>> DENISE, WRAP UP SOME TURKEY

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SANDWICHES.

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DADDY'S GOT TO SAVE

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THANKSGIVING.

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>> Muscle Man: [ COUGHS ]

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BROCK STETTMAN WILL CRUSH YOU...

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IN AN END-ZONE DANCE-OFF!

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>> Muscle Man: HUH?

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[ CROWD CHEERING ]

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>> BALL ME, JAMES.

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[ ALL CHANTING "BROCK!" ]

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UH! UNH! UH! UNH! MM! AH! MM!

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UNH!

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BEAT THAT.

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>> Muscle Man: PFFT! EASY.

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>> WELL, BLESS MY PIGSKIN.

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HE'S DOIN' THE TYPEWRITER.

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OH, SNAP!

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NOW HE'S SEALIN' THE ENVELOPE,

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SENDIN' A LETTER.

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>> Muscle Man: HUAH!

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>> RECEIVIN' THE LETTER.

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TAKIN' IT UP THE RIVER.

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GOIN' FOR THE FULL SPLIT!

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>> Muscle Man: AAAH!

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[ GROANING ]

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MY HAMMIE, BRO.

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>> LESSON LEARNED.

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BROCK STETTMAN IS THE KING OF

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END-ZONE DANCING.

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WHOO!

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>> MUSCLE MAN, YOUR SIDES ARE...

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READY.

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>> Muscle Man: OH, NO, BRO.

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[ MOANS ]

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>> WE GOT COMPANY.

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>> Benson: GIVE US BACK THE

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TURKEY!

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>> BASTE 'EM.

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>> All: HUH?

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[ FWOOSH! ]

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[ ALL GASP ]

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>> [ LAUGHS ]

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[ HORN BLARES ]

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>> HUH?

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>> NO!

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>> All: AAH!

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>> Benson: HA! YES!

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>> All: [ Panting ] TURKEY,

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TURKEY, TURKEY, TURKEY.

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>> Benson: WHAT THE...

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>> THIS TURKEY IS OURS.

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>> Skips: [ GRUNTING ]

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>> Pops: OH!

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>> All: AAH!

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>> All: AAH!

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[ TIRES SCREECH ]

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>> Skips: QUICK! THE TURKEY!

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[ SPLAT! ]

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>> Benson: UGH.

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AAAAGH!

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>> Both: * CHOMP-CHOMP,

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CHOMP-CHOMP *

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* FOOTBALL, FOOTBALL

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* FALL ASLEEP ON COUCH, SLIP

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INTO FOOD COMA *

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>> CRIMINE. THAT'S ALL YOU GOT?

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>> Mordecai: WELL, AND ALSO...

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>> Rigby: TAKADA TAKADA PAH PAH!

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>> BOYS, IT'S GONNA TAKE MORE

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THAN SILVERWARE TO WIN THIS

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CONTEST.

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YOU HAVE TO SING FROM THE HEART,

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PLUS YOU STILL NEED TO FIGURE

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OUT THAT FIRST LINE.

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>> Mordecai: YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

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>> Rigby: AT LEAST ALL THE OTHER

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CONTESTANTS SO FAR AREN'T VERY

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GOOD.

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>> OKAY, UNLESS THERE'S SOME

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OTHER CONTESTANTS AFTER THIS,

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WE'RE DOWN TO OUR LAST ENTRY.

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EVERYBODY WELCOME RICH BUCKNER.

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>> Crowd: OOH, RICH BUCKNER.

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>> All: RICH BUCKNER?!

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>> NOW, I KNOW WHAT'S GOING

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THROUGH YOUR HEAD.

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"THAT'S RICH BUCKNER.

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HE'S THE RICHEST MAN IN THE

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WORLD.

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WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?"

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WELL, I LOVE THANKSGIVING, SO I

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PAID THE BEST MUSICIANS IN THE

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WORLD TO WRITE THIS SONG.

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>> THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT'LL BE

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GOOD.

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>> IT IS.

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AND REMEMBER, SHOP BUCKMART FOR

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ALL YOUR THANKSGIVING NEEDS.

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>> OKAY.

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GIVE IT UP FOR RICH BUCKNER AND

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HIS SONG "CHEWING ON FREEDOM."

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[ INTRODUCTION PLAYS ]

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[ GOBBLING ]

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>> ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, WE'RE

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ABOUT TO DROP THE TRUE MEANING

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OF THANKSGIVING ON Y'ALL.

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>> THE AMERICAN FLAG!

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THE AMERICAN FLAG!

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>> * YOU'RE FREEZING COLD,

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CHILLY AND PIMPLY *

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* ON THIS COLD THANKSGIVING'S

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EVE *

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>> POP SENSATION JENNIFER!

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>> * CARESS YOUR BODY, BUTTER

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YOUR SKIN *

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* BAKE IN OVEN, 400 DEGREES

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>> AW, SNAP! AUTO T!

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>> * BABY, SEEING YOU ROASTING

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THERE *

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* MY HEART FILLS WITH PRIDE

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>> Both: OH! IT'S DUSTY B!

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>> * WHERE ELSE BUT AMERICA CAN

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WE FEAST ON YOUR MEAT? *

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* WHEN YOU'RE EATING A TURKEY

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* YOU'RE EATING AMERICA

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* WHEN YOU CHEW ON SOME SIDES

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* YOU'RE CHEWING ON FREEDOM

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* THANKSGIVING DAY IN THE

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U.S.A. *

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* WHEN YOU'RE CHEWING ON

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FREEDOM *

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* BASTE THE TURKEY, STUFFIN' IT

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GOOD *

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* WITH BUCKNER BREADING,

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CARROTS, AND PEAS *

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* TURKEY'S TENDER, SIDES ARE

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PERFECT *

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* WITH BUCKNER PRODUCTS, WE DID

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IT WITH EASE *

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* LET'S GIVE THANKS TO

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RICHARD BUCKNER *

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* WE BOW DOWN GRATEFULLY

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* LET'S EAT THIS BIRD

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PATRIOTICALLY

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AS A FAMILY *

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>> POPULAR MUSIC STARS,

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LASER FLAGS, REVIVING THE DEAD.

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YOU BETTER COME UP WITH

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SOMETHING FAST.

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>> * YOU'RE EATING AMERICA

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* WHEN YOU CHEW ON SOME SIDES

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* YOU'RE CHEWING ON FREEDOM

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* THANKSGIVING DAY IN THE

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U.S.A. *

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* WHEN YOU'RE CHEWI-I-I-I-I-NG

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>> * OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH

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AHHHH *

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>> * FREE--

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--D-O-O-O-O-M *

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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[ CLICKS, BEEPS ]

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>> OH, MY STARS!

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WELL, UNLESS SOMEBODY'S GONNA

453
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COME IN THE NEXT FEW SECONDS,

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MR. BUCKNER, I AM PROUD TO AWARD

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YOU MY ONE-OF-A-KIND,

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BLUE-RIBBON, PRIZE-WINNING --

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>> Rigby: STO-O-O-O-P!

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>> Mordecai: OUR NAMES ARE

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MORDECAI AND RIGBY, AND WE'VE

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GOT A SONG, TOO.

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>> IT'S TOO LATE.

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>> NOW, JUST HOLD ON THERE,

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RICHARD.

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THEY MADE IT IN JUST UNDER THE

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WIRE.

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>> WHAT?

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>> THE PILGRIMS TOOK A CHANCE

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COMING TO THE NEW WORLD.

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LET'S TAKE A CHANCE ON THESE

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FELLAS.

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[ CROWD CHANTING "LET THEM

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PLAY" ]

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>> OH, FINE!

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>> WELL, MORDECAI AND RIGBY, THE

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STAGE IS YOURS.

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>> Rigby: OH, DUDE.

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I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THE

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FIRST LINE IS.

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>> Mordecai: JUST GO WITH THE

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PUMPKIN AND STUFFING LINE.

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>> Rigby: ALL RIGHT.

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>> Thomas: Mordecai and Rigby.

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Come in. It's Thomas.

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>> Mordecai: THOMAS?

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>> Thomas: I'M AT THE AIRPORT.

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THERE'S BEEN A DELAY.

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YOUR FAMILIES' FLIGHTS WON'T BE

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GETTING IN TILL TOMORROW.

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I'M SO SORRY.

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They're not gonna make it for

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Thanksgiving.

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[ Echoing ] Not gonna make it

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for Thanksgiving.

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Not gonna make it for

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Thanksgiving.

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I'm sorry.

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>> Mordecai: [ SIGHS ]

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>> Rigby: WHAT'S THE POINT OF

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HAVING THANKSGIVING WITHOUT

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FAMILY?

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I'M OUT OF HERE.

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>> YES!

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>> Mordecai: RIGBY, WAIT.

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DON'T YOU SEE?

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THIS IS WHAT THE SONG NEEDS TO

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BE ABOUT.

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[ FEEDBACK WHINES ]

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TODAY WAS A HARD DAY FOR US,

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AND, WELL...

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[GULPS] WE REALLY HOPE YOU LIKE

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OUR SONG.

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[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]

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>> Mordecai: * WE WRECKED OUR

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TURKEY ON THANKSGIVING DAY *

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* KNOCKED ONTO THE FLOOR, AND

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IT BURST INTO FLAMES *

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* WITHOUT A TURKEY, WE WERE

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FREAKING OUT *

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* BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT IT'S

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REALLY ALL ABOUT *

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[ GUITAR PLAYS SLOW MUSIC ]

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>> Rigby: * SURE, IT'S GREAT TO

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HAVE ALL THAT FOOD *

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* BUT, REALLY, WHAT PUTS YOU IN

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A BETTER MOOD *

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* IS SITTING DOWN NEXT TO YOUR

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BEST BUDDIES AND HAVING QUALITY

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TIME WITH YOUR FAMILY *

529
00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:37,410
[ DRUM SOLO ]

530
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:38,345
[ GUITAR PLAYS ]

531
00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:39,980
>> Mordecai: * THINGS ARE BOUND

532
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,348
TO GO WRONG MAYBE ONCE OR

533
00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:42,315
TWICE *

534
00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:44,451
* WHO CARES IF THE DOG ATE ALL

535
00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:45,185
THE SIDES? *

536
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:47,187
>> Rigby: * WE ALL MUST PUT OUR

537
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:48,855
DIFFERENCES ASIDE *

538
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:51,091
* IT'S ONLY ONE DAY, SO WE HAVE

539
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:52,292
TO TRY *

540
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:53,160
>> Both: * IT'S NOT ABOUT

541
00:14:53,160 --> 00:14:55,262
STUFFING OR GRAVY *

542
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:57,097
* ALL THE FOOD IS BONUS

543
00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:58,798
* NOW, DON'T YOU SEE?

544
00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,667
* FOR ONE DAY A YEAR, ALL IS

545
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:01,268
FORGIVEN *

546
00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:02,335
>> Together: AAH! RIGBY!

547
00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:03,870
>> Both: * WHEN WE COME TOGETHER

548
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:06,806
ON THANKSGIVIN' *

549
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:08,375
>> UGH.

550
00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,310
>> Both: * WHEN WE COME TOGETHER

551
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:14,781
ON THANKSGIVING *

552
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:17,050
* WHEN WE COME TOGETHER ON

553
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,852
THANKSGIVING *

554
00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:22,289
* OHHHHH

555
00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:24,157
* WHAT ARE YOU THANKFUL FOR?

556
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,658
>> Crowd: THANKSGIVING!

557
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:27,827
>> Spoon-boning.

558
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:28,962
>> Crowd: THANKSGIVING!

559
00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:30,497
>> Both: * WHAT ARE YOU THANKFUL

560
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:33,233
FOR? *

561
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:35,802
* OHHHH

562
00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:39,706
>> Benson: I forgive you.

563
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:41,975
>> Both: * OHHHHH

564
00:15:41,975 --> 00:15:43,876
* WHAT ARE YOU THANKFUL FOR?

565
00:15:43,876 --> 00:15:45,378
>> Crowd: THANKSGIVING!

566
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:47,047
>> Both: * WHAT ARE YOU THANKFUL

567
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:47,514
FOR? *

568
00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:48,748
>> Crowd: THANKSGIVING!

569
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:50,383
>> Both: * WHAT ARE YOU THANKFUL

570
00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:51,918
FOR? *

571
00:15:51,918 --> 00:15:55,989
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

572
00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:57,090
>> THAT WAS AWESOME!

573
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:58,091
I LOVE YOU GUYS!

574
00:15:58,091 --> 00:15:59,392
I'M SO THANKFUL THAT MY WHOLE

575
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,394
FAMILY LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE ME!

576
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,196
>> WELL, I DO DECLARE!

577
00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:05,065
IT SEEMS TO ME AS THOUGH WE HAVE

578
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:05,932
A NEW WINNER!

579
00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:11,604
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

580
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,906
>> Both: YEAH!

581
00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:16,043
>> MORDECAI AND RIGBY, YOUR SONG

582
00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:17,910
CAPTURED THE TRUE SPIRIT OF

583
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,712
THANKSGIVING, AND I HEREBY

584
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:21,881
PRESENT YOU WITH THE GRAND PRIZE

585
00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:23,116
OF FARMER JIMMY'S

586
00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:25,118
HONEST-TO-GOODNESS TURDUCKEN!

587
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:26,286
[ ALL GASP ]

588
00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:27,787
[ CROWD SCREAMS ]

589
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:29,889
>> [ LAUGHING MANIACALLY ]

590
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:30,957
>> Mordecai: HEY, WHAT ARE YOU

591
00:16:30,957 --> 00:16:31,391
DOING?

592
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:33,360
THAT'S OUR TURDUCKEN.

593
00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:34,927
>> I TRIED TO BUY IT FROM HIM,

594
00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:36,196
BUT HE WOULDN'T LET ME.

595
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:37,530
SO I SPENT MILLIONS ON THE

596
00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:38,298
PERFECT SONG.

597
00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:39,699
YOU GUYS JUST SANG FROM THE

598
00:16:39,699 --> 00:16:40,133
HEART.

599
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,468
THAT DOESN'T COST ANYTHING.

600
00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:42,802
>> Rigby: GIVE US OUR TURDUCKEN!

601
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:44,304
>> I'M AFRAID I CAN'T DO THAT,

602
00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:45,638
BUT WE MIGHT HAVE AN EXTRA

603
00:16:45,638 --> 00:16:47,140
TURKEY LAYING AROUND SOMEWHERE.

604
00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,908
OH, HEY. LOOKS LIKE WE DO.

605
00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:50,910
HERE YOU GO!

606
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:51,644
[ SPLAT! ]

607
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:52,612
>> Rigby: AAH!

608
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,047
>> CLEANUP ON AISLE SIX!

609
00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:55,415
[ LAUGHS ]

610
00:16:55,415 --> 00:16:56,483
WHOO!

611
00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:57,750
WHOO!

612
00:16:57,750 --> 00:16:58,985
WHOO!

613
00:16:58,985 --> 00:17:00,453
>> Mordecai: WHAT ARE WE GONNA

614
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:01,088
DO?

615
00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:02,555
[ WIND GUSTS ]

616
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,291
>> GRAB AHOLD, BOYS.

617
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:06,259
WE GOT A BAD GUY TO CATCH.

618
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:12,632
>> THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

619
00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:14,134
THAT SONG WAS THE EMBODIMENT OF

620
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,502
ALL THAT HOLDS TRUE AND DEAR

621
00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:16,436
ABOUT THANKSGIVING.

622
00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:17,770
>> Benson: AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE

623
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:18,838
GONNA HELP THEM GET THAT

624
00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:19,572
TURDUCKEN BACK.

625
00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:21,308
NOW, ARE YOU WITH US OR NOT?

626
00:17:21,308 --> 00:17:23,110
>> IT WOULD BE OUR HONOR.

627
00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:24,277
>> HEY, MUSCLE MAN.

628
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:25,478
I GOT THE TEAM JET PARKED

629
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:26,979
OUTSIDE WITH MY ENTIRE DEFENSIVE

630
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:27,614
LINE ON IT.

631
00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:29,082
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO INTERCEPT

632
00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:29,849
THAT TURDUCKEN?

633
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:31,518
>> Muscle Man: I SAY, "GAME ON,

634
00:17:31,518 --> 00:17:33,353
BRO."

635
00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:35,855
WHOO! YEAH! WHOO!

636
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:38,825
WHOO-OO-OO-OO!

637
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:42,995
WHOO! WHOO-OO-OO-OO!

638
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:51,671
>> Mordecai: HAND OVER THE

639
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:52,272
TURDUCKEN.

640
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:53,373
>> MORDECAI AND RIGBY.

641
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:54,441
HAVE A SEAT.

642
00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:55,875
YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHY A

643
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,144
BILLIONAIRE WANTS THIS TURDUCKEN

644
00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:57,677
SO MUCH.

645
00:17:57,677 --> 00:17:58,611
>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW.

646
00:17:58,611 --> 00:17:59,612
DOES IT TASTE REALLY GOOD OR

647
00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:00,147
SOMETHING?

648
00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:01,481
>> YOU REALLY THINK I'M GONNA

649
00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:02,014
EAT THIS?

650
00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:03,683
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING, DO YOU?

651
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:05,318
IT'S TRUE THAT JUST ONE IS BORN

652
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,019
EVERY MILLION YEARS, BUT WHAT NO

653
00:18:07,019 --> 00:18:07,887
ONE KNOWS...

654
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:08,621
[ SQUISH! ]

655
00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:10,890
>> Mordecai: UGH!

656
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:13,226
>> ...THERE'S A GOLDEN WISHBONE!

657
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:15,362
ONE THAT ACTUALLY GRANTS WISHES!

658
00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:16,663
>> Mordecai: BUT WHAT COULD YOU

659
00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:17,464
POSSIBLY WISH FOR?

660
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:18,398
YOU'RE A BILLIONAIRE.

661
00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:19,399
>> THE ONE THING THAT MY

662
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:20,700
ATTORNEYS TELL ME I CAN'T BUY --

663
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:22,402
THE RIGHTS TO THANKSGIVING!

664
00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:23,035
[ BOTH GASP ]

665
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:24,671
I RUN A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS,

666
00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:25,738
EMPLOY THOUSANDS.

667
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:28,040
DO I EVER GET THE THANKS GIVEN?

668
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:28,708
NO.

669
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:29,909
EVERYONE'S TOO BUSY WITH THEIR

670
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,211
FAMILIES.

671
00:18:31,211 --> 00:18:32,545
SOON THEY WILL ALL HAVE TO THANK

672
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:33,079
ME.

673
00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:35,148
THANKSGIVING -- BROUGHT TO YOU

674
00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:36,216
BY BUCK-MART.

675
00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:37,984
>> Both: NO!

676
00:18:37,984 --> 00:18:39,252
[ ALL GRUNTING ]

677
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:40,086
>> NO!

678
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:41,588
>> Both: AAH!

679
00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:43,690
>> Rigby: SPOON-BONING!

680
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:44,991
>> HUH?

681
00:18:44,991 --> 00:18:45,892
NO!

682
00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:46,993
NO!

683
00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:51,398
>> Muscle Man: AIR-TACKLE THE

684
00:18:51,398 --> 00:18:52,265
BLIMP!

685
00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:54,234
GO! GO! GO!

686
00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:55,502
ALL RIGHT, STETTMAN.

687
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,036
LET'S SEE SOME FANCY FOOTWORK

688
00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:57,737
OUT THERE.

689
00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:59,739
>> Both: WHOO!

690
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:03,576
[ WIND WHISTLING ]

691
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:05,645
[ ALL GRUNTING ]

692
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:11,751
>> Muscle Man: WHOO!

693
00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:14,854
WHOO!

694
00:19:22,462 --> 00:19:23,730
>> AAH!

695
00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:25,064
ABANDON SHIP!

696
00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:31,137
>> FINALLY, THANKSGIVING IS

697
00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:32,205
GONNA BE MINE.

698
00:19:32,205 --> 00:19:33,139
AAH!

699
00:19:33,139 --> 00:19:34,374
GET OFF OF ME!

700
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:34,774
UGH!

701
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:35,975
>> Mordecai: YOU CAN TAKE WHAT

702
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,143
YOU WANT, BUT YOU COULD NEVER

703
00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:38,745
TAKE THANKSGIVING FROM US!

704
00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:39,446
>> OH, YEAH?

705
00:19:39,446 --> 00:19:40,980
WELL, I'VE GOT A GOLDEN WISHBONE

706
00:19:40,980 --> 00:19:44,251
RIGHT HERE THAT SAYS OTHERWISE.

707
00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:44,917
[ GRUNTS ]

708
00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:47,720
>> Both: AAAAAH!

709
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:48,588
>> [ LAUGHS ]

710
00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:49,656
THANKS FOR SHOPPING AT

711
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:50,723
BUCK-MART.

712
00:19:50,723 --> 00:19:52,592
I WISH FOR THANKSGIVING TO BE

713
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:53,660
MINE!

714
00:19:53,660 --> 00:19:55,161
AND ANOTHER BILLION DOLLARS IN

715
00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:56,429
AN UNTRACEABLE SWISS BANK

716
00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:59,432
ACCOUNT!

717
00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:02,735
NO!

718
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:04,571
NOOOO!

719
00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:08,007
>> Mordecai: WE WISH TO BE SAFE

720
00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:09,008
AT HOME WITH OUR FRIENDS AND

721
00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:09,442
FAMILY!

722
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:10,310
NOW!

723
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:10,977
[ WISHBONE CREAKS ]

724
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:11,678
>> Rigby: WHY ISN'T IT

725
00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:12,144
BREAKING?!

726
00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:13,112
>> Mordecai: 'CAUSE IT'S SOLID

727
00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:14,080
GOLD, MAN!

728
00:20:14,080 --> 00:20:15,348
HERE! TRY THIS!

729
00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:17,784
>> Rigby: OKAY!

730
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,088
>> Mordecai: PULL HARDER!

731
00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:25,024
>> Rigby: [ GRUNTING ]

732
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:27,360
>> Both: AAAAH!

733
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,929
[ POOF! ]

734
00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:34,534
[ GROANING ]

735
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:35,802
>> Benson: WHAT HAPPENED?

736
00:20:35,802 --> 00:20:36,936
>> Mordecai: THE GOLDEN

737
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:37,504
WISHBONE.

738
00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:39,005
WE WISHED TO COME BACK HOME SAFE

739
00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:40,206
AND SOUND, AND IT WORKED.

740
00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:41,374
>> Rigby: WELL, ALMOST.

741
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:42,942
IT DIDN'T GRANT THE PART WHERE

742
00:20:42,942 --> 00:20:44,377
OUR FAMILIES WOULD BE HERE.

743
00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:46,145
>> Thomas: GUYS! GUYS!

744
00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:47,547
REMEMBER WHEN I SAID EVERYONE

745
00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:48,348
WASN'T COMING?

746
00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:50,216
I WAS WRONG!

747
00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:52,184
I CHECKED THE DEPARTING FLIGHTS

748
00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:53,720
INSTEAD OF THE ARRIVALS.

749
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,221
>> All: THOMAS!

750
00:20:55,221 --> 00:20:56,489
>> HEY, HEY, MORDO!

751
00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:57,290
>> HI, SON.

752
00:20:57,290 --> 00:20:59,158
>> IS THAT GROWN MAN OVER THERE

753
00:20:59,158 --> 00:20:59,859
MY RIGBY?

754
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:01,227
>> COME HERE, RIGBY.

755
00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:02,395
>> Rigby: MOM! POP!

756
00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:03,630
>> Mordecai: IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE

757
00:21:03,630 --> 00:21:04,063
YOU GUYS!

758
00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:04,964
EXCEPT, WELL...

759
00:21:04,964 --> 00:21:06,232
>> Rigby: THERE'S NO FOOD

760
00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:07,667
BECAUSE WE DESTROYED IT ALL.

761
00:21:07,667 --> 00:21:08,535
>> [ CHUCKLES ]

762
00:21:08,535 --> 00:21:10,069
WELL, THAT'S WHAT FAMILIES ARE

763
00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:13,039
FOR.

764
00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:15,475
>> Both: WHOA!

765
00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:17,510
>> WHO'S READY FOR SOME TURKEY?!

766
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:18,244
>> Rigby: OH, YEAH!

767
00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:19,178
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT!

768
00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:25,718
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

769
00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:26,419
>> Benson: AHEM!

770
00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:27,253
>> OH.

771
00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:29,922
HEY, EVERYBODY! PIPE DOWN!

772
00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:31,358
GO AHEAD, SON.

773
00:21:31,358 --> 00:21:32,592
>> Benson: I JUST WANT TO THANK

774
00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:33,426
EVERYONE FOR COMING.

775
00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:35,027
THANKSGIVING CAN BE A HECTIC

776
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:36,429
TIME FOR MANY, BUT TO SEE

777
00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:38,230
EVERYONE HERE MAKES IT ALL WORTH

778
00:21:38,230 --> 00:21:39,098
IT IN THE END.

779
00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:40,600
MORDECAI AND RIGBY, WOULD YOU

780
00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:43,503
PLEASE STAND UP?

781
00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:45,104
I KNOW YOU GUYS AREN'T PERFECT

782
00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:46,773
PRETTY MUCH ALL THE TIME, BUT I

783
00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:48,441
WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I'M PROUD

784
00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:49,041
OF YOU.

785
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,943
YOU SAVED THANKSGIVING, AND FOR

786
00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:54,180
THAT, I RAISE MY GLASS.

787
00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:55,715
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYONE.

788
00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:57,850
>> All: HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

789
00:21:57,850 --> 00:21:59,652
[ SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ]