>> WELL, FOLKS, IT'S ANOTHER
GLORIOUS THANKSGIVING HERE AT
THE BUCKNER MEMORIAL ARENA.
THIS GAME IS SPONSORED BY
RICHARD M. BUCKNER OF BUCK-MART
SUPERSTORES.
>> BUCK-MART. BUCK SMART.
>> THE SKY-CATS AND THE
MUD PIGEONS ARE NECK AND NECK
THIS SEASON, AND THINGS HAVE
CERTAINLY BEEN HEATING UP IN
THE KITCHEN.
>> YOU SAID A THOROUGH MOUTHFUL
THERE, BILL.
>> OH, THANKS, CHUCK.
LET'S SEE WHICH TEAM WILL BE
DESTINED TO TAKE HOME THE
TURKEY.
>> Benson: HOW'S THE TURKEY
COMING, SKIPS?
>> Skips: NEEDS ANOTHER HOUR TO
COOK.
>> Benson: GOOD, GOOD.
WE'RE ON SCHEDULE.
ONCE MUSCLE MAN GETS BACK WITH
THE PIES, WE SHOULD HAVE
EVERYTHING SET.
ALL THAT'S LEFT IS PICKING UP
EVERYONE'S RELATIVES FROM THE
AIRPORT.
>> Pops: OH, HOW WONDERFUL IT
WILL BE TO GIVE THANKS WITH
FAMILY HERE.
>> Mordecai: [ BEAT BOXING ]
>> Rigby: [ Rapping ] * YEAH,
IT'S FUN WATCHING FOOTBALL ON
CABLE *
* BUT IT'S NOT THANKSGIVING IF
YOU DON'T SET UP THE TABLE *
>> Mordecai: [ Rapping ] * THIS
IS FOR THE TURKEY *
* THIS IS FOR THE STUFFING
* YOU DON'T GOT ETIQUETTE,
YOU DON'T GOT NOTHIN' *
>> Rigby: * ETIQUETTE
>> Mordecai: * ETIQUETTE
>> Rigby: * ETI-ETI-ETI-ETI--
ETIQUETTE *
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Benson: HEY, YOU TWO.
WE'RE GOING UPSTAIRS TO FIX UP
THE ROOMS FOR THE GUESTS.
REMEMBER, NO FOOTBALL IN THE
HOUSE.
>> Rigby: HM-HM.
NO FOOTBALL IN THE HOUSE.
CHE-E-E-E-CK.
>> Benson: AND STAY OUT OF THE
KITCHEN.
I DON'T WANT YOU GUYS MESSING
ANYTHING UP.
>> Mordecai: BAM! TABLE'S SET!
>> Rigby: YOU KNOW WHAT THAT
MEANS.
FOOTBA-A-A-A-A-A-LL!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, DID YOU NOT
HEAR WHAT BENSON SAID?
NO FOOTBALL IN THE HOUSE.
>> Rigby: HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT FOAM FOOTBALL IN THE
HOUSE.
[ FOOTBALL SQUEAKS ]
>> Mordecai: DUDE, TIME TO GO
LO-O-O-O-NG.
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Rigby: [ GRUNTS ]
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
>> Rigby: [ GRUNTS ]
YE-AH!
[ BOTH GRUNT ]
>> Both: THE KITCHEN!
NOOOOOO!
>> Rigby: WHEW!
GOOD THING THIS CHILD-SAFETY
GATE WAS HERE.
[ THUD! ]
>> Both: NOOOO!
>> Muscle Man: UGH!
IT TOOK FOREVER TO GET THESE
PI--
[ SQUEALING ]
>> Both: AAH!
>> Rigby: WHOA!
>> Benson: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
THE GUESTS ARE ARRIVING IN A FEW
HOURS!
NOW WHAT DO WE DO?!
UGH!
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
IT'S ONE THING TO RUIN MY DAY,
WHICH IS PRACTICALLY YOUR JOB.
BUT YOUR OWN FAMILIES?
DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT ANYTHING?
[ SIGHS ]
THIS IS THE WORST THING YOU'VE
EVER DONE.
>> Hi Five: MAYBE WE CAN FIX
THIS.
WHAT IF ME AND MUSCLE MAN GO TO
GET MORE SIDES?
>> Thomas: YEAH, AND I CAN PICK
EVERYONE UP FROM THE AIRPORT.
>> Skips: IT'S WORTH A TRY.
POPS, BENSON, LET'S GO GET
ANOTHER TURKEY.
>> Mordecai: WE CAN HELP, TOO.
>> Benson: I THINK YOU'VE HELPED
ENOUGH.
>> Rigby: SORRY.
AW, MAN.
WE REALLY MESSED UP BIG THIS
TIME.
>> Mordecai: I KNOW.
THEY'LL NEVER FIND A TURKEY THIS
LATE.
IF WE DON'T FIX THIS, OUR
FAMILIES WON'T HAVE A
THANKSGIVING.
>> Rigby: AND WE'LL BE FIRED.
>> Mordecai: THAT, TOO.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
>> DON'T HAVE A TURKEY YET?
NOT GONNA FIND ONE.
IT'S ME -- FARMER JIMMY OF
FARMER JIMMY'S TURKEY FARM.
I LOVE THANKSGIVING, BUT YOU
ALREADY KNOW THAT.
WHAT YOU MAY NOT KNOW IS THAT I
ALSO HAVE A LOVE AND
APPRECIATION FOR POP MUSIC.
[ POP MUSIC PLAYS ]
AND IT REALLY RUSTLES MY
GIBLETS THAT THERE'S NO
THANKSGIVING SONG.
THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN.
I'M HOLDING A CONTEST AT MY
FARM.
WHOEVER WRITES THE BEST,
CATCHY, RADIO-FRIENDLY
THANKSGIVING TUNE WINS MY
PRIZED TURDUCKEN.
THAT'S A TURKEY STUFFED WITH A
DUCK STUFFED WITH A CHICKEN.
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.
FOR DECADES, TURDUCKENS HAVE
BEEN ENGINEERED BY MAN.
BUT WHAT YOU MAY NOT KNOW IS
THAT ONE GETS BORN NATURALLY
EVERY MILLION YEARS.
OOH!
THE CONTEST STARTS IN A HALF AN
HOUR.
I GOT TO GET READY.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, THIS IS
PERFECT.
>> Rigby: YEAH, MAN.
WE'RE GREAT AT SONGS.
>> Both: WE'RE GONNA SAVE
THANKSGIVING!
>> Mordecai: NOW, WHAT WAS IT WE
WERE SINGING?
[ Rapping ] * SOMETHING,
SOMETHING PUMPKIN *
* BLAH BLAH BLAH STUFFIN'
UH...
>> Rigby: [ Rapping ] * EATIN'
LOTS OF FOOD *
>> Mordecai: DUDE, YEAH.
* EATIN' LOTS OF FOOD
>> Both: * CHOMP-CHOMP,
CHOMP-CHOMP *
>> Rigby: * MORE THAN I CAN
CHEW *
>> Both: * CHOMP-CHOMP,
CHOMP-CHOMP *
* FOOTBALL, FOOTBALL
* FALL ASLEEP ON COUCH
* SLIP INTO FOOD COMA
>> Rigby: YE-AH! THIS IS GOLD!
>> Mordecai: WE STILL GOT TO
COME UP WITH THAT FIRST LINE,
THOUGH.
>> Rigby: IT'LL COME TO US.
BESIDES, I GOT A SECRET WEAPON.
BAM!
>> Mordecai: SPOONS?
>> Rigby: SURE, IN THE HANDS OF
A NORMAL GUY.
BUT IN THE HANDS OF A RIGBY?
PAH-PAH-PAH! PAH-PAH-PAH!
PAH-PAH-PAH!
SPOON-BONING!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, RIGBY.
GOT TO TELL YOU, THAT'S LIKE
[ IMITATES EXPLOSION ]
BLOWING MY MIND RIGHT NOW.
WE'RE TOTALLY GONNA WIN!
AW, YEAH!
>> Both: MORDO AND RIGS SAVE
THANKSGIVING.
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH!
>> Muscle Man: THIS PLACE HAS
THE BEST SIDES.
EVEN THE SIDES GOT SIDES.
>> MU-U-U-SCLE MAN!
>> Muscle Man: YO, BILLY!
>> WHAT CAN I GET YOU, BRO?
>> Muscle Man: THIS ONE --
"MASHED POTATOES, CORN ON THE
COB, STUFFING, YAMS, AND GREENS
FOR 50."
>> AH, YEAH, THE "HAIL MARY"
PLATTER.
YOU GOT IT, BROSEPH.
>> AND NOW BACK TO
"THE TOP END ZONE DANCES OF ALL
TIME."
NUMBER 4 -- BROCK STETTMAN.
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Muscle Man: MAN, WHO MADE
THIS LIST?
STETTMAN'S DANCES ARE LAME.
>> Hi Five: HEY, STETTMAN, WHO
TAUGHT YOU THOSE MOVES?
A DEAD CAT?
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Muscle Man: KNOW WHO ELSE HAD
THE BETTER END-ZONE DANCE?
MY...MOM?
>> BROCK STETTMAN WILL CRUSH
YOU.
>> Skips: LOOK, THERE'S ONE
LEFT.
>> Benson: OH, THANK GOODNESS.
THE LAST TURKEY.
>> Pops: WOW. HOW FORTUNATE!
[ SCANNER BEEPS ]
>> GOOD MORROW, FINE SIRS.
PRAY PARDON, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME
HELP PUTTING THAT TURKEY INTO
YOUR CAR?
>> Pops: OH, NO.
WE'RE FINE.
[ SQUEALS ]
[ ENGINE REVS ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Benson: POPS, ARE YOU OKAY?
>> Pops: [ GROANS ]
THAT TURKEY STOLE OUR TURKEY!
[ HORNS HONKING ]
>> Mordecai: UGH!
>> Rigby: DUDE, WE'RE NEVER
GONNA MAKE IT.
>> Mordecai: [ SIGHS ]
>> Rigby: WHOA! HEY!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>> Mordecai: I GOT AN IDEA.
>> DIAPER BOY!
>> Rigby: WHAT'S MARGARET'S DAD
DOING HERE?
>> I LIVE HERE.
SORRY. MARGARET'S NOT HERE.
SHE'S WITH HER NEW BOYFRIEND.
[ LAUGHS ]
I'M KIDDING.
SHE'S WORKING ON A TERM PAPER.
>> Mordecai: [ CHUCKLES ]
WELL, WE'RE NOT HERE TO SEE
MARGARET.
>> OH, WELL, UH, YOU GUYS WANT
TO COME IN?
WE GOT PLENTY TO EAT.
>> Mordecai: NO THANKS,
MR. SMITH.
WE NEED A FAVOR.
WITHOUT YOUR HELP, OUR
THANKSGIVING WILL BE RUINED.
>> DENISE, WRAP UP SOME TURKEY
SANDWICHES.
DADDY'S GOT TO SAVE
THANKSGIVING.
>> Muscle Man: [ COUGHS ]
BROCK STETTMAN WILL CRUSH YOU...
IN AN END-ZONE DANCE-OFF!
>> Muscle Man: HUH?
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
>> BALL ME, JAMES.
[ ALL CHANTING "BROCK!" ]
UH! UNH! UH! UNH! MM! AH! MM!
UNH!
BEAT THAT.
>> Muscle Man: PFFT! EASY.
>> WELL, BLESS MY PIGSKIN.
HE'S DOIN' THE TYPEWRITER.
OH, SNAP!
NOW HE'S SEALIN' THE ENVELOPE,
SENDIN' A LETTER.
>> Muscle Man: HUAH!
>> RECEIVIN' THE LETTER.
TAKIN' IT UP THE RIVER.
GOIN' FOR THE FULL SPLIT!
>> Muscle Man: AAAH!
[ GROANING ]
MY HAMMIE, BRO.
>> LESSON LEARNED.
BROCK STETTMAN IS THE KING OF
END-ZONE DANCING.
WHOO!
>> MUSCLE MAN, YOUR SIDES ARE...
READY.
>> Muscle Man: OH, NO, BRO.
[ MOANS ]
>> WE GOT COMPANY.
>> Benson: GIVE US BACK THE
TURKEY!
>> BASTE 'EM.
>> All: HUH?
[ FWOOSH! ]
[ ALL GASP ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
[ HORN BLARES ]
>> HUH?
>> NO!
>> All: AAH!
>> Benson: HA! YES!
>> All: [ Panting ] TURKEY,
TURKEY, TURKEY, TURKEY.
>> Benson: WHAT THE...
>> THIS TURKEY IS OURS.
>> Skips: [ GRUNTING ]
>> Pops: OH!
>> All: AAH!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Skips: QUICK! THE TURKEY!
[ SPLAT! ]
>> Benson: UGH.
AAAAGH!
>> Both: * CHOMP-CHOMP,
CHOMP-CHOMP *
* FOOTBALL, FOOTBALL
* FALL ASLEEP ON COUCH, SLIP
INTO FOOD COMA *
>> CRIMINE. THAT'S ALL YOU GOT?
>> Mordecai: WELL, AND ALSO...
>> Rigby: TAKADA TAKADA PAH PAH!
>> BOYS, IT'S GONNA TAKE MORE
THAN SILVERWARE TO WIN THIS
CONTEST.
YOU HAVE TO SING FROM THE HEART,
PLUS YOU STILL NEED TO FIGURE
OUT THAT FIRST LINE.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
>> Rigby: AT LEAST ALL THE OTHER
CONTESTANTS SO FAR AREN'T VERY
GOOD.
>> OKAY, UNLESS THERE'S SOME
OTHER CONTESTANTS AFTER THIS,
WE'RE DOWN TO OUR LAST ENTRY.
EVERYBODY WELCOME RICH BUCKNER.
>> Crowd: OOH, RICH BUCKNER.
>> All: RICH BUCKNER?!
>> NOW, I KNOW WHAT'S GOING
THROUGH YOUR HEAD.
"THAT'S RICH BUCKNER.
HE'S THE RICHEST MAN IN THE
WORLD.
WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?"
WELL, I LOVE THANKSGIVING, SO I
PAID THE BEST MUSICIANS IN THE
WORLD TO WRITE THIS SONG.
>> THAT SOUNDS LIKE IT'LL BE
GOOD.
>> IT IS.
AND REMEMBER, SHOP BUCKMART FOR
ALL YOUR THANKSGIVING NEEDS.
>> OKAY.
GIVE IT UP FOR RICH BUCKNER AND
HIS SONG "CHEWING ON FREEDOM."
[ INTRODUCTION PLAYS ]
[ GOBBLING ]
>> ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, WE'RE
ABOUT TO DROP THE TRUE MEANING
OF THANKSGIVING ON Y'ALL.
>> THE AMERICAN FLAG!
THE AMERICAN FLAG!
>> * YOU'RE FREEZING COLD,
CHILLY AND PIMPLY *
* ON THIS COLD THANKSGIVING'S
EVE *
>> POP SENSATION JENNIFER!
>> * CARESS YOUR BODY, BUTTER
YOUR SKIN *
* BAKE IN OVEN, 400 DEGREES
>> AW, SNAP! AUTO T!
>> * BABY, SEEING YOU ROASTING
THERE *
* MY HEART FILLS WITH PRIDE
>> Both: OH! IT'S DUSTY B!
>> * WHERE ELSE BUT AMERICA CAN
WE FEAST ON YOUR MEAT? *
* WHEN YOU'RE EATING A TURKEY
* YOU'RE EATING AMERICA
* WHEN YOU CHEW ON SOME SIDES
* YOU'RE CHEWING ON FREEDOM
* THANKSGIVING DAY IN THE
U.S.A. *
* WHEN YOU'RE CHEWING ON
FREEDOM *
* BASTE THE TURKEY, STUFFIN' IT
GOOD *
* WITH BUCKNER BREADING,
CARROTS, AND PEAS *
* TURKEY'S TENDER, SIDES ARE
PERFECT *
* WITH BUCKNER PRODUCTS, WE DID
IT WITH EASE *
* LET'S GIVE THANKS TO
RICHARD BUCKNER *
* WE BOW DOWN GRATEFULLY
* LET'S EAT THIS BIRD
PATRIOTICALLY
AS A FAMILY *
>> POPULAR MUSIC STARS,
LASER FLAGS, REVIVING THE DEAD.
YOU BETTER COME UP WITH
SOMETHING FAST.
>> * YOU'RE EATING AMERICA
* WHEN YOU CHEW ON SOME SIDES
* YOU'RE CHEWING ON FREEDOM
* THANKSGIVING DAY IN THE
U.S.A. *
* WHEN YOU'RE CHEWI-I-I-I-I-NG
>> * OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH
AHHHH *
>> * FREE--
--D-O-O-O-O-M *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ CLICKS, BEEPS ]
>> OH, MY STARS!
WELL, UNLESS SOMEBODY'S GONNA
COME IN THE NEXT FEW SECONDS,
MR. BUCKNER, I AM PROUD TO AWARD
YOU MY ONE-OF-A-KIND,
BLUE-RIBBON, PRIZE-WINNING --
>> Rigby: STO-O-O-O-P!
>> Mordecai: OUR NAMES ARE
MORDECAI AND RIGBY, AND WE'VE
GOT A SONG, TOO.
>> IT'S TOO LATE.
>> NOW, JUST HOLD ON THERE,
RICHARD.
THEY MADE IT IN JUST UNDER THE
WIRE.
>> WHAT?
>> THE PILGRIMS TOOK A CHANCE
COMING TO THE NEW WORLD.
LET'S TAKE A CHANCE ON THESE
FELLAS.
[ CROWD CHANTING "LET THEM
PLAY" ]
>> OH, FINE!
>> WELL, MORDECAI AND RIGBY, THE
STAGE IS YOURS.
>> Rigby: OH, DUDE.
I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THE
FIRST LINE IS.
>> Mordecai: JUST GO WITH THE
PUMPKIN AND STUFFING LINE.
>> Rigby: ALL RIGHT.
>> Thomas: Mordecai and Rigby.
Come in. It's Thomas.
>> Mordecai: THOMAS?
>> Thomas: I'M AT THE AIRPORT.
THERE'S BEEN A DELAY.
YOUR FAMILIES' FLIGHTS WON'T BE
GETTING IN TILL TOMORROW.
I'M SO SORRY.
They're not gonna make it for
Thanksgiving.
[ Echoing ] Not gonna make it
for Thanksgiving.
Not gonna make it for
Thanksgiving.
I'm sorry.
>> Mordecai: [ SIGHS ]
>> Rigby: WHAT'S THE POINT OF
HAVING THANKSGIVING WITHOUT
FAMILY?
I'M OUT OF HERE.
>> YES!
>> Mordecai: RIGBY, WAIT.
DON'T YOU SEE?
THIS IS WHAT THE SONG NEEDS TO
BE ABOUT.
[ FEEDBACK WHINES ]
TODAY WAS A HARD DAY FOR US,
AND, WELL...
[GULPS] WE REALLY HOPE YOU LIKE
OUR SONG.
[ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
>> Mordecai: * WE WRECKED OUR
TURKEY ON THANKSGIVING DAY *
* KNOCKED ONTO THE FLOOR, AND
IT BURST INTO FLAMES *
* WITHOUT A TURKEY, WE WERE
FREAKING OUT *
* BUT THAT'S NOT WHAT IT'S
REALLY ALL ABOUT *
[ GUITAR PLAYS SLOW MUSIC ]
>> Rigby: * SURE, IT'S GREAT TO
HAVE ALL THAT FOOD *
* BUT, REALLY, WHAT PUTS YOU IN
A BETTER MOOD *
* IS SITTING DOWN NEXT TO YOUR
BEST BUDDIES AND HAVING QUALITY
TIME WITH YOUR FAMILY *
[ DRUM SOLO ]
[ GUITAR PLAYS ]
>> Mordecai: * THINGS ARE BOUND
TO GO WRONG MAYBE ONCE OR
TWICE *
* WHO CARES IF THE DOG ATE ALL
THE SIDES? *
>> Rigby: * WE ALL MUST PUT OUR
DIFFERENCES ASIDE *
* IT'S ONLY ONE DAY, SO WE HAVE
TO TRY *
>> Both: * IT'S NOT ABOUT
STUFFING OR GRAVY *
* ALL THE FOOD IS BONUS
* NOW, DON'T YOU SEE?
* FOR ONE DAY A YEAR, ALL IS
FORGIVEN *
>> Together: AAH! RIGBY!
>> Both: * WHEN WE COME TOGETHER
ON THANKSGIVIN' *
>> UGH.
>> Both: * WHEN WE COME TOGETHER
ON THANKSGIVING *
* WHEN WE COME TOGETHER ON
THANKSGIVING *
* OHHHHH
* WHAT ARE YOU THANKFUL FOR?
>> Crowd: THANKSGIVING!
>> Spoon-boning.
>> Crowd: THANKSGIVING!
>> Both: * WHAT ARE YOU THANKFUL
FOR? *
* OHHHH
>> Benson: I forgive you.
>> Both: * OHHHHH
* WHAT ARE YOU THANKFUL FOR?
>> Crowd: THANKSGIVING!
>> Both: * WHAT ARE YOU THANKFUL
FOR? *
>> Crowd: THANKSGIVING!
>> Both: * WHAT ARE YOU THANKFUL
FOR? *
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> THAT WAS AWESOME!
I LOVE YOU GUYS!
I'M SO THANKFUL THAT MY WHOLE
FAMILY LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE ME!
>> WELL, I DO DECLARE!
IT SEEMS TO ME AS THOUGH WE HAVE
A NEW WINNER!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Both: YEAH!
>> MORDECAI AND RIGBY, YOUR SONG
CAPTURED THE TRUE SPIRIT OF
THANKSGIVING, AND I HEREBY
PRESENT YOU WITH THE GRAND PRIZE
OF FARMER JIMMY'S
HONEST-TO-GOODNESS TURDUCKEN!
[ ALL GASP ]
[ CROWD SCREAMS ]
>> [ LAUGHING MANIACALLY ]
>> Mordecai: HEY, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING?
THAT'S OUR TURDUCKEN.
>> I TRIED TO BUY IT FROM HIM,
BUT HE WOULDN'T LET ME.
SO I SPENT MILLIONS ON THE
PERFECT SONG.
YOU GUYS JUST SANG FROM THE
HEART.
THAT DOESN'T COST ANYTHING.
>> Rigby: GIVE US OUR TURDUCKEN!
>> I'M AFRAID I CAN'T DO THAT,
BUT WE MIGHT HAVE AN EXTRA
TURKEY LAYING AROUND SOMEWHERE.
OH, HEY. LOOKS LIKE WE DO.
HERE YOU GO!
[ SPLAT! ]
>> Rigby: AAH!
>> CLEANUP ON AISLE SIX!
[ LAUGHS ]
WHOO!
>> Mordecai: WHAT ARE WE GONNA
DO?
[ WIND GUSTS ]
>> GRAB AHOLD, BOYS.
WE GOT A BAD GUY TO CATCH.
>> THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
THAT SONG WAS THE EMBODIMENT OF
ALL THAT HOLDS TRUE AND DEAR
ABOUT THANKSGIVING.
>> Benson: AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE
GONNA HELP THEM GET THAT
TURDUCKEN BACK.
NOW, ARE YOU WITH US OR NOT?
>> IT WOULD BE OUR HONOR.
>> HEY, MUSCLE MAN.
I GOT THE TEAM JET PARKED
OUTSIDE WITH MY ENTIRE DEFENSIVE
LINE ON IT.
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO INTERCEPT
THAT TURDUCKEN?
>> Muscle Man: I SAY, "GAME ON,
BRO."
WHOO! YEAH! WHOO!
WHOO-OO-OO-OO!
WHOO! WHOO-OO-OO-OO!
>> Mordecai: HAND OVER THE
TURDUCKEN.
>> MORDECAI AND RIGBY.
HAVE A SEAT.
YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHY A
BILLIONAIRE WANTS THIS TURDUCKEN
SO MUCH.
>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW.
DOES IT TASTE REALLY GOOD OR
SOMETHING?
>> YOU REALLY THINK I'M GONNA
EAT THIS?
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING, DO YOU?
IT'S TRUE THAT JUST ONE IS BORN
EVERY MILLION YEARS, BUT WHAT NO
ONE KNOWS...
[ SQUISH! ]
>> Mordecai: UGH!
>> ...THERE'S A GOLDEN WISHBONE!
ONE THAT ACTUALLY GRANTS WISHES!
>> Mordecai: BUT WHAT COULD YOU
POSSIBLY WISH FOR?
YOU'RE A BILLIONAIRE.
>> THE ONE THING THAT MY
ATTORNEYS TELL ME I CAN'T BUY --
THE RIGHTS TO THANKSGIVING!
[ BOTH GASP ]
I RUN A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS,
EMPLOY THOUSANDS.
DO I EVER GET THE THANKS GIVEN?
NO.
EVERYONE'S TOO BUSY WITH THEIR
FAMILIES.
SOON THEY WILL ALL HAVE TO THANK
ME.
THANKSGIVING -- BROUGHT TO YOU
BY BUCK-MART.
>> Both: NO!
[ ALL GRUNTING ]
>> NO!
>> Both: AAH!
>> Rigby: SPOON-BONING!
>> HUH?
NO!
>> Muscle Man: AIR-TACKLE THE
BLIMP!
GO! GO! GO!
ALL RIGHT, STETTMAN.
LET'S SEE SOME FANCY FOOTWORK
OUT THERE.
>> Both: WHOO!
[ WIND WHISTLING ]
[ ALL GRUNTING ]
>> Muscle Man: WHOO!
WHOO!
>> AAH!
ABANDON SHIP!
>> FINALLY, THANKSGIVING IS
GONNA BE MINE.
AAH!
GET OFF OF ME!
UGH!
>> Mordecai: YOU CAN TAKE WHAT
YOU WANT, BUT YOU COULD NEVER
TAKE THANKSGIVING FROM US!
>> OH, YEAH?
WELL, I'VE GOT A GOLDEN WISHBONE
RIGHT HERE THAT SAYS OTHERWISE.
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Both: AAAAAH!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
THANKS FOR SHOPPING AT
BUCK-MART.
I WISH FOR THANKSGIVING TO BE
MINE!
AND ANOTHER BILLION DOLLARS IN
AN UNTRACEABLE SWISS BANK
ACCOUNT!
NO!
NOOOO!
>> Mordecai: WE WISH TO BE SAFE
AT HOME WITH OUR FRIENDS AND
FAMILY!
NOW!
[ WISHBONE CREAKS ]
>> Rigby: WHY ISN'T IT
BREAKING?!
>> Mordecai: 'CAUSE IT'S SOLID
GOLD, MAN!
HERE! TRY THIS!
>> Rigby: OKAY!
>> Mordecai: PULL HARDER!
>> Rigby: [ GRUNTING ]
>> Both: AAAAH!
[ POOF! ]
[ GROANING ]
>> Benson: WHAT HAPPENED?
>> Mordecai: THE GOLDEN
WISHBONE.
WE WISHED TO COME BACK HOME SAFE
AND SOUND, AND IT WORKED.
>> Rigby: WELL, ALMOST.
IT DIDN'T GRANT THE PART WHERE
OUR FAMILIES WOULD BE HERE.
>> Thomas: GUYS! GUYS!
REMEMBER WHEN I SAID EVERYONE
WASN'T COMING?
I WAS WRONG!
I CHECKED THE DEPARTING FLIGHTS
INSTEAD OF THE ARRIVALS.
>> All: THOMAS!
>> HEY, HEY, MORDO!
>> HI, SON.
>> IS THAT GROWN MAN OVER THERE
MY RIGBY?
>> COME HERE, RIGBY.
>> Rigby: MOM! POP!
>> Mordecai: IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE
YOU GUYS!
EXCEPT, WELL...
>> Rigby: THERE'S NO FOOD
BECAUSE WE DESTROYED IT ALL.
>> [ CHUCKLES ]
WELL, THAT'S WHAT FAMILIES ARE
FOR.
>> Both: WHOA!
>> WHO'S READY FOR SOME TURKEY?!
>> Rigby: OH, YEAH!
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT!
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> Benson: AHEM!
>> OH.
HEY, EVERYBODY! PIPE DOWN!
GO AHEAD, SON.
>> Benson: I JUST WANT TO THANK
EVERYONE FOR COMING.
THANKSGIVING CAN BE A HECTIC
TIME FOR MANY, BUT TO SEE
EVERYONE HERE MAKES IT ALL WORTH
IT IN THE END.
MORDECAI AND RIGBY, WOULD YOU
PLEASE STAND UP?
I KNOW YOU GUYS AREN'T PERFECT
PRETTY MUCH ALL THE TIME, BUT I
WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I'M PROUD
OF YOU.
YOU SAVED THANKSGIVING, AND FOR
THAT, I RAISE MY GLASS.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYONE.
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