>> Muscle Man: I TOLD YOU TO
JUMP OVER THE FIRE PIT, THOMAS,
NOT FALL INTO IT.
>> Pops: HAPPY PARK-IVERSARY!
>> Thomas: WHAT'S A
PARK-IVERSARY?
>> Rigby: DUDE, PARK
ANNIVERSARY.
JUST BREAK IT DOWN.
>> Mordecai: POPS IS GONNA GIVE
OUT REALLY LAME GIFTS, BUT JUST
PRETEND LIKE YOU LIKE IT, OR
YOU'LL HURT HIS FEELINGS.
HEY, POPS!
HAPPY PARK-IVERSARY!
>> Pops: I COME BEARING GIFTS.
I PICKED OUT JUST THE RIGHT
PRESENTS FOR ALL OF YOU.
OH, I CAN'T WAIT.
OPEN THEM! OPEN THEM!
>> Muscle Man: OH-OH-OH!
GAG PEANUT BRITTLE WHERE THE
SNAKE POPS OUT.
OR REGULAR PEANUT BRITTLE.
THANKS, POPS.
>> Hi Five: WHOA! NOVELTY SOCKS!
>> Thomas: A MERMAID STATUE MADE
OF SHELLS?
MAN, THIS IS...SUPER NEAT!
THANKS, POPS.
>> Pops: WHEN IN DOUBT, BUY
SHELLS.
NOW FOR MORDECAI AND RIGBY'S
GIFTS.
I THINK YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO
LIKE THESE.
>> Rigby: "TANTS -- DARE TO DINE
ANYWHERE WITH FLAIR IN TANTS,
THE PANTS THAT ARE ALSO A
TABLE."
>> Mordecai: THESE ARE GREAT.
>> Rigby: YEAH. THANKS, POPS.
>> Pops: OH, WONDERFUL!
I KNEW THEY'D BE A HIT.
WELL, I STILL HAVE GIFTS FOR
SKIPS AND BENSON.
HAPPY PARK-IVERSARY!
>> Rigby: BYE, POPS!
>> Mordecai: SEE YA, POPS.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH TANTS?
>> Muscle Man: I THINK YOU HIT
THE JACKPOT THIS YEAR.
THOSE TANTS ARE PRETTY FRESH.
YOU KNOW, I COULD TAKE THOSE
TANTS OFF YOUR HANDS FOR YOU --
FREE OF CHARGE.
>> Both: HM-HM.
>> Rigby: YEAH. SURE. GO FOR IT.
>> Muscle Man: A WISE DECISION,
BRO.
>> Pops: TA-DA!
>> Mordecai: WHOA.
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
>> Pops: TANTS!
I'M WEARING TANTS!
YOU MUST NOT HAVE TRIED THEM ON
YET.
>> Both: HA-HA!
YEAH, YOU GOT US.
>> Pops: YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T WANT
TO MAKE A BIG DEAL IN FRONT OF
THE OTHERS, BUT I PUT EXTRA
HEART INTO PICKING OUT YOUR
PRESENTS.
>> Rigby: REALLY?
>> Pops: OH, YES.
I WANTED TO USE THE
PARK-IVERSARY AS AN OPPORTUNITY
TO THANK YOU FOR BEING SUCH GOOD
FRIENDS TO ME.
I THOUGHT WE COULD ALL WEAR OUR
TANTS AND HAVE LUNCH TOGETHER.
>> Mordecai: UH...WE...UH, KIND
OF DON'T HAVE THE TANTS ANYMORE.
>> Pops:
>> Mordecai: WE GAVE THE
TANTS...
>> Pops:
>> Mordecai:
WE GAVE THE TANTS...
>> Pops:
>> Rigby: WE GAVE THEM TO THE
DRY-CLEANERS!
>> Mordecai: UH, YEAH, YEAH!
WE TOOK THEM TO THE DRY-CLEANERS
TO MAKE SURE THEY'D BE CLEAN THE
FIRST TIME WE TRY THEM ON.
>> Pops: OH! GOOD SHOW!
THEN LET'S DO LUNCH TOMORROW
WHEN YOU PICK UP YOUR TANTS.
>> Mordecai: YEAH. FOR SURE.
WE'LL DEFINITELY HAVE THE TANTS
FOR LUNCH TOMORROW.
>> Pops: SPLENDID!
>> Rigby: DUDE, DID YOU SEE HIS
FACE?!
>> Mordecai: YEAH, WE CAN'T MAKE
POPS CRY.
THOSE TANTS ARE REALLY BAD, BUT
HURTING POPS' FEELINGS IS WORSE.
COME ON.
WE GOT TO SEE MUSCLE MAN ABOUT
THOSE TANTS.
>> Muscle Man: YES?
>> Mordecai: WE REALLY NEED
THOSE TANTS BACK.
>> Muscle Man: HMM.
YEAH, OKAY.
ME AND STARLA ARE DONE WITH THEM
ANYWAY.
>> Both: AAH! WHAT THE...
>> Rigby: GROSS!
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
>> Muscle Man: ALL I DID WAS USE
THEM FOR A PIZZA DINNER...WITH
STARLA.
>> Mordecai: BLAH!
DID YOU EVEN EAT ANY OF IT?
>> Rigby: THERE'S LIKE A WHOLE
SLICE IN THE PANT LEG!
>> Muscle Man: YOU DON'T NEED TO
GET ALL WORKED UP ABOUT IT!
JUST WASH THEM. THEY'LL BE FINE.
>> Mordecai: MORE UP.
>> Rigby: WAIT.
LET ME SWITCH MY GRIP.
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT.
NOW TURN THE TANTS TO THE RIGHT.
NO,RIGHT.
>> Rigby: IT'S NOT FITTING.
>> Mordecai: BECAUSE YOU NEED TO
TURN THE TANTS.
>> Rigby: I AM TURNING IT!
YOU JUST HAVE TO PUSH IT MORE!
>> Mordecai: IT'S NOT GONNA WORK
LIKE THAT.
THE TANTS WON'T FIT.
>> Rigby: WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING
TANTS SO MUCH?
>> Mordecai: JUST TURN THEM.
>> Rigby: JUST SHOVE THEM IN!
>> Mordecai: AAH!
YOU'RE BREAKING THEM!
TAKE THEM OUT!
>> Rigby: WHAT WAS THAT?
>> Mordecai: DUDE, LOOK OUT!
>> Rigby: MAYBE WE CAN STILL FIX
IT.
>> Mordecai: THERE'S NOTHING
LEFT TO FIX.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO BUY NEW
TANTS.
>> Rigby: THERE IT IS!
CLICK IT! CLICK IT!
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT.
LET'S SEE.
>> Rigby: WHICH ONE IS IT?
>> Mordecai: UH, THIS ONE.
>> Rigby: $200?!
>> Mordecai: THE ERGONOMIC
CUPHOLDER MAKES IT "LIMITED
EDITION"?
>> Rigby:
I CAN'T BELIEVE POPS SPENT SO
MUCH MONEY ON US!
>> Mordecai: WE'RE NOT
LIMITED-EDITION FRIENDS.
WE'RE JUST STANDARD-ISSUE JERKS.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TELL POPS.
>> Pops: MORDECAI! RIGBY!
I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR
YOU!
I'VE BEEN SO EXCITED ABOUT
TOMORROW!
ANYWAY, I FORGOT TO ASK WHICH
BEVERAGE YOU'D LIKE -- LEMONADE
OR PINK LEMONADE?
>> Both: UH...
>> Pops: OH, WHAT AM I SAYING?
I'LL GET BOTH!
LET'S GO WILD!
IT I OUR FIRST TANTS LUNCH
TOGETHER.
I "TANT" WAIT FOR IT.
TANTS LUNCH! TANTS LUNCH!
TANTS LUNCH!
>> Mordecai: WE CAN'T TELL POPS.
>> Rigby:
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!
>> Mordecai: JUST LET ME THINK.
IT'S JUST PANTS AND A TABLE.
MAYBE WE COULD JUST MAKE SOME
TANTS.
>> Rigby: MAKE THEM? HOW?
>> Mordecai: REMEMBER THAT ONE
TIME BENSON MADE PARK UNIFORMS
FOR EVERYONE?
>> Rigby: OH, THE ONES WE ONLY
WORE ONCE?
>> Mordecai: YEAH, THOSE.
ANYWAY, IF WE USE THAT SEWING
MACHINE, WE CAN MAKE NEW TANTS.
>> Rigby: OH, YEAH.
>> Mordecai: WHERE WAS THAT
THING AGAIN?
>> Rigby: THE BASEMENT?
>> Mordecai: YEAH. THE BASEMENT.
DUDE, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE
THIS THING.
>> Rigby: WELL, NEITHER DO I.
>> Mordecai:
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
>> Both: EILEEN!
>> Eileen: WOW!
A DIAMOND CROWN STITCH HORSE
5,000 DOUBLE DIAMOND SERIES!
YOU KNOW THEY STOPPED MAKING
THESE IN '75.
IT'S THE LAST OF ITS SERIES TO
HAVE A SOLID-STEEL THROAT PLATE.
>> Rigby: SO DOES THAT MEAN YOU
CAN DO IT?
>> Eileen: WITH A WORKHORSE LIKE
THIS, I THINK I CAN MANAGE.
BUT IF WE'RE GONNA GET THESE
TANTS DONE BY TOMORROW, YOU GUYS
WILL NEED TO HELP.
>> Both: HM-HM!
>> Rigby: WHOA!
EILEEN, THEY LOOK GREAT!
>> Eileen: THEY REALLY DO, DON'T
THEY?
>> Mordecai: AWESOME!
NOW WE JUST HAVE TO ADD THE
LOGOS TO MAKE THEM LOOK LEGIT.
>> Eileen: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT
RIPPING OFF THE LOGO?
THIS WARNING SEEMS PRETTY
SPECIFIC.
>> Mordecai: BUT IF WE DON'T USE
THE REAL LOGO, POPS WILL KNOW
THEY'RE DIFFERENT TANTS.
WE HAVE TO TAKE IT FOR POPS'
LUNCH.
HUH?! AAH!
CEASE AND DESIST!
>> Mordecai: WHO ARE YOU?!
>> HMM.
ONLY THE ACTING PRESI-TANT AND
FOUNDER OF TANTSCO, MAKER OF
TANTS!
I'M HERE TO INVESTIGATE A GRAVE
VIOLATION OF TANTSCO COMPANY
RULES!
TAMPERING OR REMOVAL OF THE
OFFICIAL TANTSCO LOGO IS
FORBIDDEN BY LAW -- OF MY
COMPANY -- AND IS PUNISHABLE --
BY MY COMPANY.
>> UH, SIR, YOU BETTER TAKE A
LOOK AT THIS.
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TANTSCO
LAWS YOU'RE VIOLATING WITH THESE
OFF-BRAND TANTS?
>> Eileen: I DON'T KNOW.
>> Rigby: A COUPLE?
>> WELL, IT'S AT LEAST 17 --
EASILY!
THE TANTSCO COMPANY AND ITS
SUBSEQUENT PRODUCTS ARE MY
FAMILY'S BREAD AND BUTTER.
HECK, THOSE PRODUCTS ARE FAMILY
TO ME.
IT'S LIKE YOU'RE WALKING INTO MY
HOME AND TAKING THE FOOD RIGHT
OUT OF MY WIFE'S MOUTH!
WELL, I CAN'T LET THIS CONTINUE!
TODAY IT'S BOOTLEG TANTS, BUT
WHAT WILL IT BE TOMORROW --
BOOTLEG GLUPS?!
YOU KNOW, THE GLOVES THAT ARE
ALSO A COFFEE CUP.
OR MAYBE YOU WANT TO MAKE
SOMBRASSES -- THE SOMBRERO
THAT'S ALSO GLASSES.
>> Eileen: AAH!
>> OR WHAT ABOUT SHILTS -- THE
SHOES THAT ARE ALSO STILTS?!
ARE YOU GONNA BOOTLEG THESE?!
>> Both: WHOA! WHOA!
>> Eileen: IT'S OKAY.
HE'S STILL GOT PANTS ON.
>> IF THESE FAUX TANTS EXIST,
IT'LL OPEN THE FLOODGATES TO ALL
KINDS OF BOOTLEG TANTSCO
PRODUCTS.
AND I'M NOT ABOUT TO LET THAT
HAPPEN TO MY COMPANY!
I'M DESTROYING THESE IMPOSTORS.
>> Mordecai: NO!
>> Eileen: YOU CAN'T!
AAH!
>> Mordecai:
OH, GOOD GOD!
AAH!
>> Rigby: IN YOUR FACE!
>> Together: AAH!
YOU KNOW BRAND-NAME TANTSCO
TANTS ARE FIREPROOF.
DID YOU MAKE YOURS FIREPROOF?
>> Mordecai: DON'T DO IT!
>> Eileen: NO!
>> HMM.
BEFORE I TORCH THESE IMPOSTORS,
JUST TELL ME ONE THING -- WHY ON
THIS GOOD GREEN EARTH WOULD
YOU MAKE FAKE TANTS?!
>> Mordecai: BECAUSE WE HAD TO!
>> HA!
LIAR, LIAR, TANTS ON FIRE!
THERE IS NO GOOD REASON TO
BOOTLEG TANTS!
>> Mordecai: POPS.
POPS IS A GOOD REASON.
HE BOUGHT US REAL TANTS FROM
YOUR COMPANY.
HE JUST WANTED TO HAVE ONE LUNCH
WITH US IN TANTS, BUT WE DIDN'T
APPRECIATE POPS OR HIS GIFTS,
AND THEY GOT RUINED.
WE WERE JUST TRYING TO FIX
THINGS.
>> Rigby: AND EILEEN WORKED
REALLY HARD TO HELP US!
>> Mordecai: I'M SORRY WE RIPPED
THE LABEL OFF, AND I'M SORRY WE
MADE FAKE TANTS, BUT WE COULDN'T
LET POPS DOWN AND STILL CALL
OURSELVES HIS FRIENDS.
>> Pops: BUT THAT IS THE REASON
I CONSIDER YOU MY BEST FRIENDS.
>> Both: POPS!
>> Pops: I HEARD EVERYTHING.
>> Rigby: POPS, WE'RE SO SORRY!
>> Pops: NO! I WON'T HEAR IT!
THE LENGTHS THAT YOU WENT FOR MY
SAKE MEAN MORE THAN ANY LUNCH IN
TANTS.
THAT IS TRUE FRIENDSHIP.
>> Mordecai: THANKS, POPS.
TIE-KERCHIEF -- THE TIE THAT'S
ALSO A HANDKERCHIEF.
I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH A TOUCHING
DISPLAY OF FRIENDSHIP IN ALL MY
LIFE.
THIS IS WHY I STARTED TANTSCO --
FOR THE PEOPLE.
IT'S MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN ANY
PRODUCT MY COMPANY CAN MAKE.
>> Rigby: DOES THIS MEAN WE CAN
HAVE OUR TANTS BACK?
>> NO!
>> Both: NO!
>> Eileen: MY WORK!
REAL FRIENDS DESERVE REAL TANTS.
TANTS ALL AROUND!
>> Mordecai: NICE!
>> Rigby: AH! SWEET!
>> Eileen: I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT'S REAL AND WHAT'S NOT.
>> Mordecai: YOU KNOW, POPS,
THESE TANTS ARE PRETTY CHOICE.
>> Pops: YES, ISN'T THE FABRIC
NICE AND BREATHABLE?
>> Rigby: YEAH! TOTALLY!
>> Muscle Man: CHECK IT OUT --
THE TANTSCO PRESIDENT GAVE US
THIS PROTOTYPE FRELT.
>> IT EVEN CAME WITH THESE
FOUR-LEGGED, ACID-WASHED JEANS.
>> Muscle Man: IT'S OKAY IF
YOU'RE JEALOUS.
TANTS ARE PRETTY LAST SEASON.
>> Mordecai: POPS, I KNOW WE'RE
FRIENDS, BUT PLEASE DON'T EVER
BUY US FRELTS.
>> Pops: OH, I'D NEVER DO THAT.
THOSE LOOK RIDICULOUS.