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>> Muscle Man: I TOLD YOU TO

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JUMP OVER THE FIRE PIT, THOMAS,

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NOT FALL INTO IT.

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>> Pops: HAPPY PARK-IVERSARY!

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>> Thomas: WHAT'S A

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PARK-IVERSARY?

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>> Rigby: DUDE, PARK

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ANNIVERSARY.

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JUST BREAK IT DOWN.

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>> Mordecai: POPS IS GONNA GIVE

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OUT REALLY LAME GIFTS, BUT JUST

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PRETEND LIKE YOU LIKE IT, OR

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YOU'LL HURT HIS FEELINGS.

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HEY, POPS!

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HAPPY PARK-IVERSARY!

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>> Pops: I COME BEARING GIFTS.

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I PICKED OUT JUST THE RIGHT

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PRESENTS FOR ALL OF YOU.

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OH, I CAN'T WAIT.

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OPEN THEM! OPEN THEM!

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>> Muscle Man: OH-OH-OH!

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GAG PEANUT BRITTLE WHERE THE

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SNAKE POPS OUT.

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OR REGULAR PEANUT BRITTLE.

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THANKS, POPS.

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>> Hi Five: WHOA! NOVELTY SOCKS!

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>> Thomas: A MERMAID STATUE MADE

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OF SHELLS?

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MAN, THIS IS...SUPER NEAT!

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THANKS, POPS.

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>> Pops: WHEN IN DOUBT, BUY

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SHELLS.

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NOW FOR MORDECAI AND RIGBY'S

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GIFTS.

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I THINK YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO

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LIKE THESE.

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>> Rigby: "TANTS -- DARE TO DINE

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ANYWHERE WITH FLAIR IN TANTS,

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THE PANTS THAT ARE ALSO A

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TABLE."

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>> Mordecai: THESE ARE GREAT.

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>> Rigby: YEAH. THANKS, POPS.

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>> Pops: OH, WONDERFUL!

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I KNEW THEY'D BE A HIT.

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WELL, I STILL HAVE GIFTS FOR

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SKIPS AND BENSON.

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HAPPY PARK-IVERSARY!

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>> Rigby: BYE, POPS!

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>> Mordecai: SEE YA, POPS.

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WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH TANTS?

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>> Muscle Man: I THINK YOU HIT

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THE JACKPOT THIS YEAR.

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THOSE TANTS ARE PRETTY FRESH.

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YOU KNOW, I COULD TAKE THOSE

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TANTS OFF YOUR HANDS FOR YOU --

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FREE OF CHARGE.

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>> Both: HM-HM.

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>> Rigby: YEAH. SURE. GO FOR IT.

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>> Muscle Man: A WISE DECISION,

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BRO.

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>> Pops: TA-DA!

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>> Mordecai: WHOA.

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WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

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>> Pops: TANTS!

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I'M WEARING TANTS!

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YOU MUST NOT HAVE TRIED THEM ON

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YET.

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>> Both: HA-HA!

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YEAH, YOU GOT US.

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>> Pops: YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T WANT

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TO MAKE A BIG DEAL IN FRONT OF

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THE OTHERS, BUT I PUT EXTRA

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HEART INTO PICKING OUT YOUR

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PRESENTS.

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>> Rigby: REALLY?

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>> Pops: OH, YES.

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I WANTED TO USE THE

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PARK-IVERSARY AS AN OPPORTUNITY

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TO THANK YOU FOR BEING SUCH GOOD

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FRIENDS TO ME.

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I THOUGHT WE COULD ALL WEAR OUR

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TANTS AND HAVE LUNCH TOGETHER.

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>> Mordecai: UH...WE...UH, KIND

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OF DON'T HAVE THE TANTS ANYMORE.

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>> Pops:

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>> Mordecai: WE GAVE THE

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TANTS...

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>> Pops:

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>> Mordecai:

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WE GAVE THE TANTS...

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>> Pops:

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>> Rigby: WE GAVE THEM TO THE

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DRY-CLEANERS!

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>> Mordecai: UH, YEAH, YEAH!

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WE TOOK THEM TO THE DRY-CLEANERS

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TO MAKE SURE THEY'D BE CLEAN THE

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FIRST TIME WE TRY THEM ON.

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>> Pops: OH! GOOD SHOW!

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THEN LET'S DO LUNCH TOMORROW

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WHEN YOU PICK UP YOUR TANTS.

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>> Mordecai: YEAH. FOR SURE.

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WE'LL DEFINITELY HAVE THE TANTS

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FOR LUNCH TOMORROW.

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>> Pops: SPLENDID!

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>> Rigby: DUDE, DID YOU SEE HIS

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FACE?!

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>> Mordecai: YEAH, WE CAN'T MAKE

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POPS CRY.

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THOSE TANTS ARE REALLY BAD, BUT

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HURTING POPS' FEELINGS IS WORSE.

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COME ON.

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WE GOT TO SEE MUSCLE MAN ABOUT

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THOSE TANTS.

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>> Muscle Man: YES?

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>> Mordecai: WE REALLY NEED

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THOSE TANTS BACK.

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>> Muscle Man: HMM.

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YEAH, OKAY.

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ME AND STARLA ARE DONE WITH THEM

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ANYWAY.

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>> Both: AAH! WHAT THE...

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>> Rigby: GROSS!

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WHAT DID YOU DO?!

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>> Muscle Man: ALL I DID WAS USE

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THEM FOR A PIZZA DINNER...WITH

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STARLA.

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>> Mordecai: BLAH!

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DID YOU EVEN EAT ANY OF IT?

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>> Rigby: THERE'S LIKE A WHOLE

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SLICE IN THE PANT LEG!

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>> Muscle Man: YOU DON'T NEED TO

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GET ALL WORKED UP ABOUT IT!

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JUST WASH THEM. THEY'LL BE FINE.

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>> Mordecai: MORE UP.

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>> Rigby: WAIT.

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LET ME SWITCH MY GRIP.

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>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT.

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NOW TURN THE TANTS TO THE RIGHT.

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NO,RIGHT.

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>> Rigby: IT'S NOT FITTING.

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>> Mordecai: BECAUSE YOU NEED TO

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TURN THE TANTS.

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>> Rigby: I AM TURNING IT!

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YOU JUST HAVE TO PUSH IT MORE!

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>> Mordecai: IT'S NOT GONNA WORK

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LIKE THAT.

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THE TANTS WON'T FIT.

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>> Rigby: WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING

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TANTS SO MUCH?

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>> Mordecai: JUST TURN THEM.

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>> Rigby: JUST SHOVE THEM IN!

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>> Mordecai: AAH!

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YOU'RE BREAKING THEM!

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TAKE THEM OUT!

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>> Rigby: WHAT WAS THAT?

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, LOOK OUT!

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>> Rigby: MAYBE WE CAN STILL FIX

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IT.

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>> Mordecai: THERE'S NOTHING

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LEFT TO FIX.

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WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO BUY NEW

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TANTS.

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>> Rigby: THERE IT IS!

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CLICK IT! CLICK IT!

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>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT.

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LET'S SEE.

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>> Rigby: WHICH ONE IS IT?

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>> Mordecai: UH, THIS ONE.

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>> Rigby: $200?!

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>> Mordecai: THE ERGONOMIC

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CUPHOLDER MAKES IT "LIMITED

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EDITION"?

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>> Rigby:

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I CAN'T BELIEVE POPS SPENT SO

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MUCH MONEY ON US!

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>> Mordecai: WE'RE NOT

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LIMITED-EDITION FRIENDS.

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WE'RE JUST STANDARD-ISSUE JERKS.

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WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TELL POPS.

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>> Pops: MORDECAI! RIGBY!

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I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR

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YOU!

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I'VE BEEN SO EXCITED ABOUT

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TOMORROW!

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ANYWAY, I FORGOT TO ASK WHICH

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BEVERAGE YOU'D LIKE -- LEMONADE

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OR PINK LEMONADE?

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>> Both: UH...

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>> Pops: OH, WHAT AM I SAYING?

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I'LL GET BOTH!

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LET'S GO WILD!

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IT I OUR FIRST TANTS LUNCH

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TOGETHER.

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I "TANT" WAIT FOR IT.

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TANTS LUNCH! TANTS LUNCH!

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TANTS LUNCH!

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>> Mordecai: WE CAN'T TELL POPS.

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>> Rigby:

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WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!

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>> Mordecai: JUST LET ME THINK.

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IT'S JUST PANTS AND A TABLE.

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MAYBE WE COULD JUST MAKE SOME

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TANTS.

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>> Rigby: MAKE THEM? HOW?

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>> Mordecai: REMEMBER THAT ONE

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TIME BENSON MADE PARK UNIFORMS

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FOR EVERYONE?

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>> Rigby: OH, THE ONES WE ONLY

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WORE ONCE?

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>> Mordecai: YEAH, THOSE.

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ANYWAY, IF WE USE THAT SEWING

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MACHINE, WE CAN MAKE NEW TANTS.

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>> Rigby: OH, YEAH.

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>> Mordecai: WHERE WAS THAT

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THING AGAIN?

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>> Rigby: THE BASEMENT?

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>> Mordecai: YEAH. THE BASEMENT.

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DUDE, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE

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THIS THING.

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>> Rigby: WELL, NEITHER DO I.

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>> Mordecai:

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WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

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>> Both: EILEEN!

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>> Eileen: WOW!

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A DIAMOND CROWN STITCH HORSE

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5,000 DOUBLE DIAMOND SERIES!

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YOU KNOW THEY STOPPED MAKING

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THESE IN '75.

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IT'S THE LAST OF ITS SERIES TO

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HAVE A SOLID-STEEL THROAT PLATE.

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>> Rigby: SO DOES THAT MEAN YOU

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CAN DO IT?

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>> Eileen: WITH A WORKHORSE LIKE

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THIS, I THINK I CAN MANAGE.

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BUT IF WE'RE GONNA GET THESE

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TANTS DONE BY TOMORROW, YOU GUYS

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WILL NEED TO HELP.

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>> Both: HM-HM!

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>> Rigby: WHOA!

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EILEEN, THEY LOOK GREAT!

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>> Eileen: THEY REALLY DO, DON'T

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THEY?

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>> Mordecai: AWESOME!

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NOW WE JUST HAVE TO ADD THE

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LOGOS TO MAKE THEM LOOK LEGIT.

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>> Eileen: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT

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RIPPING OFF THE LOGO?

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THIS WARNING SEEMS PRETTY

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SPECIFIC.

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>> Mordecai: BUT IF WE DON'T USE

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THE REAL LOGO, POPS WILL KNOW

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THEY'RE DIFFERENT TANTS.

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WE HAVE TO TAKE IT FOR POPS'

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LUNCH.

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HUH?! AAH!

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CEASE AND DESIST!

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>> Mordecai: WHO ARE YOU?!

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>> HMM.

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ONLY THE ACTING PRESI-TANT AND

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FOUNDER OF TANTSCO, MAKER OF

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TANTS!

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I'M HERE TO INVESTIGATE A GRAVE

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VIOLATION OF TANTSCO COMPANY

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RULES!

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TAMPERING OR REMOVAL OF THE

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OFFICIAL TANTSCO LOGO IS

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FORBIDDEN BY LAW -- OF MY

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COMPANY -- AND IS PUNISHABLE --

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BY MY COMPANY.

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>> UH, SIR, YOU BETTER TAKE A

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LOOK AT THIS.

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DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TANTSCO

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LAWS YOU'RE VIOLATING WITH THESE

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OFF-BRAND TANTS?

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>> Eileen: I DON'T KNOW.

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>> Rigby: A COUPLE?

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>> WELL, IT'S AT LEAST 17 --

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EASILY!

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THE TANTSCO COMPANY AND ITS

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SUBSEQUENT PRODUCTS ARE MY

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FAMILY'S BREAD AND BUTTER.

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HECK, THOSE PRODUCTS ARE FAMILY

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TO ME.

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IT'S LIKE YOU'RE WALKING INTO MY

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HOME AND TAKING THE FOOD RIGHT

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OUT OF MY WIFE'S MOUTH!

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WELL, I CAN'T LET THIS CONTINUE!

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TODAY IT'S BOOTLEG TANTS, BUT

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WHAT WILL IT BE TOMORROW --

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BOOTLEG GLUPS?!

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YOU KNOW, THE GLOVES THAT ARE

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ALSO A COFFEE CUP.

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OR MAYBE YOU WANT TO MAKE

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SOMBRASSES -- THE SOMBRERO

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THAT'S ALSO GLASSES.

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>> Eileen: AAH!

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>> OR WHAT ABOUT SHILTS -- THE

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SHOES THAT ARE ALSO STILTS?!

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ARE YOU GONNA BOOTLEG THESE?!

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>> Both: WHOA! WHOA!

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>> Eileen: IT'S OKAY.

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HE'S STILL GOT PANTS ON.

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>> IF THESE FAUX TANTS EXIST,

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IT'LL OPEN THE FLOODGATES TO ALL

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KINDS OF BOOTLEG TANTSCO

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PRODUCTS.

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AND I'M NOT ABOUT TO LET THAT

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HAPPEN TO MY COMPANY!

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I'M DESTROYING THESE IMPOSTORS.

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>> Mordecai: NO!

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>> Eileen: YOU CAN'T!

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AAH!

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>> Mordecai:

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OH, GOOD GOD!

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AAH!

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>> Rigby: IN YOUR FACE!

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>> Together: AAH!

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YOU KNOW BRAND-NAME TANTSCO

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TANTS ARE FIREPROOF.

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DID YOU MAKE YOURS FIREPROOF?

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>> Mordecai: DON'T DO IT!

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>> Eileen: NO!

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>> HMM.

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BEFORE I TORCH THESE IMPOSTORS,

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JUST TELL ME ONE THING -- WHY ON

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THIS GOOD GREEN EARTH WOULD

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YOU MAKE FAKE TANTS?!

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>> Mordecai: BECAUSE WE HAD TO!

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>> HA!

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LIAR, LIAR, TANTS ON FIRE!

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THERE IS NO GOOD REASON TO

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BOOTLEG TANTS!

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>> Mordecai: POPS.

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POPS IS A GOOD REASON.

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HE BOUGHT US REAL TANTS FROM

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YOUR COMPANY.

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HE JUST WANTED TO HAVE ONE LUNCH

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WITH US IN TANTS, BUT WE DIDN'T

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APPRECIATE POPS OR HIS GIFTS,

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AND THEY GOT RUINED.

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WE WERE JUST TRYING TO FIX

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THINGS.

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>> Rigby: AND EILEEN WORKED

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REALLY HARD TO HELP US!

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>> Mordecai: I'M SORRY WE RIPPED

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THE LABEL OFF, AND I'M SORRY WE

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MADE FAKE TANTS, BUT WE COULDN'T

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LET POPS DOWN AND STILL CALL

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OURSELVES HIS FRIENDS.

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>> Pops: BUT THAT IS THE REASON

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I CONSIDER YOU MY BEST FRIENDS.

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>> Both: POPS!

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>> Pops: I HEARD EVERYTHING.

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>> Rigby: POPS, WE'RE SO SORRY!

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>> Pops: NO! I WON'T HEAR IT!

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THE LENGTHS THAT YOU WENT FOR MY

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SAKE MEAN MORE THAN ANY LUNCH IN

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TANTS.

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THAT IS TRUE FRIENDSHIP.

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>> Mordecai: THANKS, POPS.

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TIE-KERCHIEF -- THE TIE THAT'S

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ALSO A HANDKERCHIEF.

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I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH A TOUCHING

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DISPLAY OF FRIENDSHIP IN ALL MY

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LIFE.

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THIS IS WHY I STARTED TANTSCO --

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FOR THE PEOPLE.

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IT'S MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN ANY

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PRODUCT MY COMPANY CAN MAKE.

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>> Rigby: DOES THIS MEAN WE CAN

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HAVE OUR TANTS BACK?

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>> NO!

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>> Both: NO!

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>> Eileen: MY WORK!

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REAL FRIENDS DESERVE REAL TANTS.

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TANTS ALL AROUND!

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>> Mordecai: NICE!

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>> Rigby: AH! SWEET!

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>> Eileen: I DON'T EVEN KNOW

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WHAT'S REAL AND WHAT'S NOT.

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>> Mordecai: YOU KNOW, POPS,

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THESE TANTS ARE PRETTY CHOICE.

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>> Pops: YES, ISN'T THE FABRIC

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NICE AND BREATHABLE?

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>> Rigby: YEAH! TOTALLY!

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>> Muscle Man: CHECK IT OUT --

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THE TANTSCO PRESIDENT GAVE US

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THIS PROTOTYPE FRELT.

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>> IT EVEN CAME WITH THESE

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FOUR-LEGGED, ACID-WASHED JEANS.

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>> Muscle Man: IT'S OKAY IF

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YOU'RE JEALOUS.

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TANTS ARE PRETTY LAST SEASON.

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>> Mordecai: POPS, I KNOW WE'RE

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FRIENDS, BUT PLEASE DON'T EVER

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BUY US FRELTS.

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>> Pops: OH, I'D NEVER DO THAT.

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THOSE LOOK RIDICULOUS.