>> Benson: HERE YOU GO, THOMAS.
TRY THAT.
>> Thomas:
AMAZING.
IT TASTES JUST LIKE WATER.
>> Benson: THAT'S BECAUSE IT IS
WATER -- 100% SAFE DRINKING
WATER FROM THE DEW I COLLECTED
THIS MORNING.
YOU CAN LAST FOR MONTHS WITH
JUST THE KNOWLEDGE I'VE SHARED
TODAY.
>> Pops: BRAVO!
>> Muscle Man: ALL RIGHT.
>> Pops: IS IT REALLY PURE DEW?
>> Benson: SURE IS.
HERE.
LET ME SHOW YOU MY SYSTEM.
>> Rigby: CAN YOU GUYS KEEP IT
DOWN?
ALL THIS PURE-DEW TALK IS
BLOWING MY FO--
>> Margaret:
>> Rigby:
>> Mordecai: HA HA!
WH-O-O-O-OA!
>> Rigby:
>> Mordecai: GOOD GAME, DUDE.
GOOD GAME.
>> Benson: GUYS, CAN YOU COME
HERE FOR A SECOND?
>> Mordecai: AH, SWEET.
BENSON'S PRESENTATION'S OVER.
>> Rigby: LOOK OUT, FACE.
IT'S TIME TO SHOVE SOME BURGERS
IN YOUR MOUTH.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, WATCH OUT,
BUNS, 'CAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET
SOME PATTIES UP IN YOU.
>> Benson: HEY, GUYS.
THANKS A LOT FOR COMING TO THIS.
I KNOW MY WILDERNESS-SURVIVAL
PRESENTATIONS AREN'T HOW YOU'D
NORMALLY CHOOSE TO SPEND YOUR
TIME OFF.
>> Mordecai: SURE, BENSON.
NO PROBLEM.
>> Benson: GREAT.
SO, IF YOU CAN JUST BRING OVER
THE TORTILLAS, I'LL GET STARTED
ON THE FOOD.
>> Rigby: NO OFFENSE, BUT YOU
DON'T MAKE BURGERS WITH
TORTILLAS.
>> Benson: WAIT.
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT YOU
DIDN'T BRING THE TORTILLAS?
>> Rigby: WHY WOULD WE BRING
TORTILLAS FOR BURGERS?
>> Benson: BECAUSE WE'RE NOT
HAVING BURGERS.
WE'RE HAVING QUESADILLAS.
>> Rigby: AW, WHAT?
WE ONLY CAME TO THIS THING FOR
THE BURGERS AT THE END.
>> Mordecai: YEAH.
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US WE WERE
HAVING QUESADILLAS THIS TIME?
>> Benson: I DID TELL YOU --
OVER AND OVER.
I SAID, "WE'RE HAVING
QUESADILLAS THIS TIME."
DON'T FORGET WE'RE HAVING
QUESADILLAS THIS TIME, SO IF YOU
CAN PICK UP THE TORTILLAS, I'D
REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
>> Mordecai: NO PROBLEM.
>> Benson: HEY, GUYS.
YOU'RE GONNA PICK UP THE
TORTILLAS FOR THE QUESADILLAS,
RIGHT?
>> Rigby: OH, YES!
>> Benson: GREAT. THANK YOU.
SINCE YOU GUYS ARE HEADED OUT
ANYWAY, THIS MIGHT BE A GOOD
TIME TO GET THOSE TORTILLAS.
>> Rigby: WHAT DID HE SAY?
>> Mordecai: I THINK, UH, "HAVE
A GOOD TIME"?
MAYBE IF YOU JUST REMINDED US
ONE MORE --
>> Benson: I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO
REMIND YOU AT ALL!
YOU TWO NEVER LISTEN TO ME, AND
I'M SICK OF IT!
>> Rigby: DON'T BE MAD, BENSON.
>> Benson: MAD?
I GOT MAD THE LAST TIME YOU
IGNORED ME.
THIS TIME, I'M -- I'M DEEPLY
OFFENDED.
AND NOW I HAVE SIX POUNDS OF
CHEESE AND NOT ONE TORTILLA.
WHAT KIND OF QUESADILLA CAN YOU
MAKE WITH THAT, HUH?
WHAT KIND?!
>> Skips: YOU CAN'T MAKE A
QUESADILLA WITHOUT TORTILLAS.
THAT'S JUST CHEESE.
>> Benson: THANK YOU, SKIPS.
SO NOW, BECAUSE OF MORDECAI AND
RIGBY, HERE WE ALL ARE -- TIRED,
HUNGRY, NOTHING TO EAT.
AND IF YOU TWO DON'T GET THOSE
TORTILLAS RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE
FIRED!
>> Rigby: WELL, WHICH ONES ARE
WE SUPPOSED TO GET?
THERE'S LIKE 30 DIFFERENT KINDS
HERE.
>> Mordecai: HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
>> Rigby: WELL, CAN YOU CHECK?
>> Mordecai: IT'S A NOTE FROM
BENSON.
"DEAR MORDECAI AND RIGBY, YOU'RE
PROBABLY STANDING THERE LIKE TWO
BONEHEADS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
WHICH OF THE 30 DIFFERENT KINDS
OF TORTILLAS TO GET."
>> Rigby: HOW DOES HE KNOW?!
DUDE, HE TYPED IT.
"SINCE YOU NEVER LISTEN, I'LL
REMIND YOU THAT WE NEED AN
EXTRA-LARGE BAG OF CASA QUESO
HANDMADE-STYLE FLOUR TORTILLAS.
IF YOU COME BACK HERE WITH
ANYTHING ELSE, YOU'RE FIRED.
YOUR BOSS, BENSON."
AND THEN THERE'S SOME CLIP ART
OF A BOMB, AND IT SAYS, "THE
CLOCK IS TICKING!"
>> Mordecai: "DEAR MORDECAI AND
RIGBY, GO GET THE EXACT
TORTILLAS I WANT, OR I'M GONNA
GET ALL MAD.
"DEAR MORDECAI AND RIGBY, I KNOW
YOU LOVE BURGERS, SO WE'RE
HAVING QUESADILLAS.
>> Rigby: YEAH.
"DEAR MORDECAI AND RIGBY, IF I
DON'T GET SOMETHING TO PUT THIS
CHEESE BETWEEN RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE
FIRED."
>> Mordecai: DUDE, WE'RE
ACTUALLY RUNNING KIND OF LATE ON
GETTING THESE TORTILLAS BACK TO
THE PARK.
>> Rigby: YEAH.
MAYBE WE SHOULD TAKE THAT NEW
SHORTCUT.
>> Mordecai: GOOD CALL.
>> Rigby: AND THEN, EARLIER,
BENSON WAS ALL LIKE, "DON'T
FORGET TO GAS UP THE CART BEFORE
YOU GET TORTILLAS."
AND I WAS JUST LIKE, "COOL IT,
DUDE.
THANKS FOR THE..."
"...HEADS...UP"?
>> Mordecai: I SEE.
DUDE, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST LISTEN
TO BENSON AND GAS UP THE CART?
>> Rigby: BECAUSE HE NEVER SAYS
ANYTHING IMPORTANT?
>> Mordecai: EXCEPT THAT WAS
IMPORTANT, 'CAUSE NOW WE'RE
STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE
WOODS.
OKAY, THIS IS GONNA BE PAINFUL,
BUT I THINK WE HAVE TO ASK
BENSON TO COME GET US.
GUYS, HEY.
BENSON, ARE YOU THERE?
>> Rigby:
SORRY.
>> Mordecai: RIGBY!
>> Rigby: I REALLY AM SORRY,
MORDECAI.
MY BODY JUST STARTS TALKING WHEN
IT'S HUNGRY.
>> Mordecai:
JUST GIVE ME THE PHONE.
AWESOME. NO SERVICE.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WALK THE
REST OF THE WAY.
I'M PRETTY SURE IF WE JUST HEAD
TOWARDS THOSE TREES...
>> Rigby:
>> Mordecai: OKAY, THAT DIDN'T
LAND US WHERE I THOUGHT IT
WOULD.
BUT IF WE CAN JUST GET TO THE
OTHER SIDE OF THAT RIVER.
ALL RIGHT, SO I THINK IF WE CAN
GO DOWN THAT HILL --
>> Rigby:
EASY. EASY.
>> Mordecai: OKAY, MAYBE IF
WE --
>> Rigby: MAYBE IF WE WHAT?
DO YOU EVEN HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE
WE'RE GOING?
I'VE SEEN THAT SKIPS ROCK FOUR
TIMES.
>> Mordecai: OKAY, BUT --
>> Rigby: DUDE, JUST FACE IT.
WE'RE LOST.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, WE'RE LOST.
>> Rigby: AND I'M COLD AND
HUNGRY.
>> Mordecai: WELL, I'D SAY WE GO
BACK TO THE CART FOR SHELTER,
BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THAT
IS ANYMORE.
>> Rigby:
>> Mordecai: WHAT ARE YOU
DOING?!
YOU CAN'T EAT THOSE.
WE HAVE TO GIVE THEM TO BENSON.
>> Rigby: WELL, HE'S NOT GETTING
ANYTHING IF WE DIE UP HERE.
>> Mordecai: BUT MAYBE THERE'S
SOMETHING ELSE WE CAN EAT.
CAN WE EAT...ROCKS?
>> Rigby: I SAW ONE SHOW WHERE
THE GUY MADE A THREE-COURSE MEAL
OUT OF NOTHING BUT TREE BARK.
>> Mordecai: IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
WHOA, DUDE.
>> Rigby: HUH?
THAT'S NOT RIGHT, MAN.
>> Mordecai: WHAT SHOW DID YOU
SEE THAT BARK THING ON?
>> Rigby: IT WAS ON, UM...OH!
"CRAZY EATS."
>> Mordecai: THE ONE WHERE THE
GUY MAKES HIMSELF INSANE BY
EATING STUFF THAT'S NOT FOOD?
RIGBY, THEY DON'T EVEN GO
OUTSIDE ON THAT SHOW.
>> Rigby: BUT, MORDECAI, THE
INSIDE IS THE OUTSIDE.
THE INSIDE IS
THE OUTSIDE.
THE INSIDE IS THE OUTSIDE.
>> Mordecai:
>> Rigby: OH,
MAN.
WHAT HAPPENED?
>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW, DUDE,
BUT WE'RE NOT GONNA SURVIVE
THIS, ARE WE?
>> Rigby: DUDE, IT'S SO COLD.
>> Mordecai: WE'RE GONNA FREEZE
TO DEATH BEFORE WE CAN GET
BENSON THESE TORTILLAS.
>> Rigby: IF SKIPS WAS HERE,
HE'D KNOW WHAT TO DO.
>> Skips: PAY ATTENTION, GUYS.
YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO REMEMBER
THIS STUFF.
>> Rigby:
MORDECAI, WE NEED TO REMEMBER
WHAT BENSON SAID IN HIS
WILDERNESS PRESENTATION.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, THAT'S IT!
>> Both: REMEMBER. REMEMBER.
>> Rigby:
>> Benson: AND THAT'S HOW YOU
SURVIVE A BEAR ATTACK.
THANK YOU, THOMAS.
HEY, MORDECAI AND RIGBY.
I NEED YOUR EYES UP HERE.
>> Pops: OH, BENSON.
WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT GETS CHILLY?
>> Benson: THAT'S A GREAT
QUESTION, POPS.
NOW, IT MAY LOOK LIKE I'M JUST
WEARING A JACKET UP HERE.
BUT UNDERNEATH IT, I HAVE ON A
SWEATSHIRT, FOLLOWED BY A
LONG-SLEEVE THERMAL FOLLOWED BY
A T-SHIRT FOLLOWED BY A TANK
TOP.
IT'S CALLED LAYERING, AND IT'S
YOUR KEY TO TEMPERATURE
REGULATION.
>> Both: LAYERING!
>> Mordecai: THERE'S NOTHING TO
MAKE LAYERS WITH.
>> Rigby: I SEE SOME LAYERS.
>> Mordecai: THAT'S ENOUGH FOR
NOW.
WE NEED TO SAVE THE REST FOR
BENSON.
>> Rigby:
WE'D BETTER GET A MOVE ON.
"END IS NEAR.
TELL BENSON WE TRIED."
>> Mordecai:
>> Rigby: DID WE MAKE IT?
>> Mordecai: NO.
>> Rigby:
IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO END LIKE
THIS, MORDECAI.
>> Mordecai: NO, RIGBY.
DON'T GIVE UP.
THERE'S GOT TO BE ONE LAST THING
WE CAN REMEMBER FROM BENSON'S
PRESENTATION.
>> Rigby: NO, BRO.
THIS IS IT.
SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE.
>> Mordecai: PLEASE, JUST TRY TO
REMEMBER, RIGBY.
DO IT FOR BENSON.
>> Rigby:
>> Benson: AND IF ALL ELSE
FAILS, FIND A CELLPHONE SIGNAL.
IT MAY JUST SAVE YOUR LIFE ONE
DAY.
>> Rigby: WE
HAVE TO FIND A CELLPHONE SIGNAL!
>> Mordecai: OKAY, OKAY.
LET ME JUST --
IT'S ALMOST OUT OF BATTERIES.
>> Rigby: THEN LET'S GO!
>> Mordecai:
>> Rigby:
MORDECAI...
...MY LEG.
I CAN'T.
>> Mordecai: YES, YOU CAN.
THIS IS OUR LAST CHANCE, RIGBY.
ARE YOU GONNA DIE LIKE A LITTLE
BABY, OR ARE YOU GONNA HELP ME?
>> Rigby: I'LL HELP YOU,
MORDECAI!
>> Mordecai: ANYTHING?
>> Rigby: RUN FASTER!
COME ON, PHONE!
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!
A BAR, MORDECAI! WE HAVE A BAR!
>> Mordecai: A BAR?
>> Both: A BAR! A BAR!
>> Rigby: A BEAUTIFUL BAR!
>> Mordecai:
>> Rigby: I'M SO HAPPY.
>> Mordecai:
WAIT. CALL, DUDE. CALL!
>> Rigby: OKAY. Shh. Shh. Shh.
I'M DIALING.
IT'S RINGING!
>> Benson: HELLO?
>> Mordecai: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
YOU GUYS ARE STILL HERE.
AFTER ALL THIS TIME?
>> Rigby: EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED
SO MUCH SINCE WE'VE BEEN GONE.
IS THIS STILL CALLED A
PINE...CONE?
>> Mordecai: WHAT YEAR IS IT?
>> Thomas: YOU GUYS HAVE ONLY
BEEN GONE A COUPLE HOURS.
>> Skips: WE COULD HEAR YOU
YELLING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF
THOSE TREES, BUT EVERY TIME WE
HAD THOMAS GO CHECK IT OUT, YOU
ATTACKED HIM.
>> Benson: THESE TORTILLAS ARE
SOGGY AND DIRTY.
>> Rigby: OH, BENSON!
YOU SAVED US!
>> Mordecai: YEAH, BENSON.
WE'RE SORRY WE NEVER LISTEN.
>> Rigby: AND YOU'RE SO SMART.
HOW DID YOU KNOW WE WERE GONNA
FORGET WHAT TORTILLAS TO GET?
>> Benson: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!
THAT'S ENOUGH!
I HAD A FEELING THIS MIGHT
HAPPEN.
THOMAS, CAN YOU TAKE THE BACKUP
BURGERS OVER TO THE GRILL,
PLEASE?
>> Both: BACKUP BURGERS?
WH-O-O-O-OA!
>> Benson: JUST DON'T TOUCH ANY
OF THE FOOD.