>> Mordecai: AW, YEAH-UH!
TIME FOR SOME
"ZOMBIE PEP SQUAD."
>> Rigby: I HEARD THIS MOVIE HAS
THE WORLD RECORD FOR MOST STINGS
IN A MOVIE EVER!
>> Mordecai: YOU HEARD RIGHT.
>> WHAT DO YOU SAY WE DITCH THE
PARTY AND HEAD ON UP TO
MAKEOUT POINT?
>> OKAY, BUT...
>> Mordecai: HERE WE GO.
>> RELAX, BABE.
>> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Rigby: HEY, DUDE, CAN YOU
PAUSE IT FOR A SEC?
I'M GONNA GO GET SOME CHIPS.
>> Mordecai: NO WAY.
I'LL RUIN THE FLOW.
>> Rigby: DUDE, JUST PAUSE IT
FOR A SEC.
>> Mordecai: NO.
>> Rigby: BUT I'M STARVING!
>> Mordecai: YOU JUST ATE SIX
BAGS OF CHIPS!
>> Rigby: AND NOW I NEED MORE!
>> Mordecai: IN A MINUTE.
>> Rigby: NO, NOW!
>> Both: AAAAAH!
>> Mordecai: BENSON'S
WINDSHIELD!
THIS IS NOT GOOD.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!
>> Rigby: MAYBE HE WON'T EVEN
KNOW IT WAS US.
IT COULD'VE BEEN ANYBODY --
POPS, SKIPS, THOMAS.
YEAH! LET'S PIN IT ON THOMAS!
>> Mordecai: NO, DUDE.
IF WE DON'T GET THIS FIXED
BEFORE BENSON FINDS OUT, HE'S
GONNA FIRE US.
>> Rigby: AW, MAN!
AND I STILL DON'T HAVE CHIPS!
>> Mordecai: YEAH.
WE SHOULD HAVE PAUSED THE MOVIE.
KEEP LOOKING.
BENSON'S CAR KEYS HAVE TO BE
HERE SOMEWHERE.
>> Rigby:
HIS JACKET!
>> Mordecai: DUDE! OF COURSE!
>> Both: HM-HM-HM-HM!
>> Benson: WHAT THE...?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY OFFICE?
>> Mordecai: UH...NOTHING.
>> Rigby: WE WERE DOING NOTHING.
>> Benson: DID YOU DO THAT THING
I ASKED YOU TO DO?
>> Mordecai: THING?
UH, WE WERE GONNA DO THAT THING.
>> Rigby: TOTALLY GONNA DO THE
THING.
>> Mordecai: COULD YOU JUST GIVE
US INSTRUCTIONS, THOUGH?
JUST HAVING A HARD TIME GETTING
STARTED.
>> Benson: YOU NEED INSTRUCTIONS
FOR RAKING?
>> Both: YES.
>> Benson: YOU SEE THAT RAKEY
THING OUT THERE?
PICK IT UP AND RAKE WITH IT!
>> Rigby: UH, ACTUALLY, COULD
YOU SHOW US?
WE'RE MORE VISUAL LEARNERS.
>> Benson:
YOU WALK OVER TO SOME LEAVES,
TAKE YOUR HANDS, GRAB THE RAKE,
AND THEN YOU RAKE THE LEAVES.
YOU RAKE THE LEAVES.
HEY!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK THERE?!
>> Mordecai: OH. UH, WE CAN SEE
YOU BETTER FROM HERE.
>> Rigby: YEAH, SO WE CAN GET
THE WHOLE...
>> Benson: LEAVE!
>> Mordecai: UH, THANKS, BENSON.
>> Rigby: DUDE, YEAH, MAN!
REALLY HELPFUL!
>> Benson:
>> Mordecai: HEY, BENSON!
LIKE THIS, RIGHT?!
>> Benson: YEAH. REAL GOOD.
ARE WE DONE?
GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO HERE.
>> MM-HMM. HMM-HMM.
UH-HUH. UH-HUH.
UH-HUH. UH-HUH!
YEP. YEP. BROKEN WINDSHIELD.
>> Mordecai: WE KNOW.
>> Rigby: HOW MUCH?
>> EH, I'LL DO IT FOR...
300 BUCKS.
>> Rigby: WE CAN'T AFFORD THAT.
HOW 'BOUT $65?
>> YOU DARE COME INTO MY STORE
WITH AN OFFER LIKE THAT?
I'M AN ARTISTE!
GET OUT OF HERE!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, NICE GOING.
DUDE, WE'LL JUST HIDE THE CAR
HERE WHILE WE FIGURE OUT A
PLAN "B."
>> Benson: YEAH, THE OLD KIND OF
STATION WAGON.
>> Mordecai: OH.
UH, HEY, BENSON.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> Benson: MY CAR IS MISSING.
>> Rigby: OR MAYBE YOU NEVER HAD
ONE IN THE FIRST PLACE?
UGH! OW!
>> Benson: NOT LIKELY, RIGBY.
THAT CAR IS THE MOST IMPORTANT
THING I OWN.
SO, OFFICERS, WHEN YOU FIND
IT --
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WHOA.
WE'LL KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR IT,
BUT --
HMM.
>> Benson: WHAT IS THAT?
DOES THAT MEAN YOU'LL FIND MY
CAR?
>> LET'S JUST SAY YOU'RE GONNA
WANT TO GET A BUS PASS.
>> Benson: LOUSY COPS.
I'M GOING INSIDE.
>> Mordecai: ARE YOU ALL RIGHT,
BENSON?
>> Benson: I'M...FINE.
>> Rigby: DUDE, THIS IS AWESOME!
>> Mordecai: WHAT IS?
>> Rigby: BENSON SAYS HE'S FINE,
SO IF WE JUST DITCH THE CAR,
WE'RE OFF THE HOOK!
>> Mordecai: NO, RIGBY.
LOOK AT HIM!
WE NEED TO FIX THIS.
>> Muscle Man: I KNEW IT WAS YOU
LOSERS!
>> Rigby:
>> Muscle Man: WHERE'D YOU STASH
THE CAR?
>> Mordecai: PLEASE DON'T SAY
ANYTHING, MUSCLE MAN.
>> Rigby: YEAH.
BENSON CAN'T FIND OUT.
>> Muscle Man: SHOW ME THE
DAMAGE, OR I TALK.
WHOO-HOO! YEAH!
I REALLY HIT THE MOTHER LODE
OVER HERE!
>> Mordecai: COME ON, DUDE.
JUST HELP US FIND SOMEONE WHO
CAN FIX IT FOR CHEAP.
>> Muscle Man:
HERE. HOLD MY GEAR.
AND DON'T EVEN LOOK AT MY CHIPS.
HMM.
YEAH, THIS IS POLYVINYL
BUTYRAL-LAMINATED
BREEZE-RESISTANT GLASS.
BUT DON'T WORRY.
I KNOW A GUY WHO'LL FIX IT FOR
REAL CHEAP.
>> Benson: THANKS FOR COMING ON
SUCH SHORT NOTICE.
PLEASE HAVE A SEAT.
OH, AND COULD YOU GET THE LIGHT?
THANKS, BRING 'EM BACK JACK.
>> NO PROBLEMO.
>> Benson: I NEVER HIRED A
BOUNTY HUNTER BEFORE.
JUST CURIOUS, THOUGH -- ARE YOU
REALLY FROM THE FUTURE, LIKE
YOUR AD SAYS?
>> HA! HA!
I GOT A VOICE-ACTIVATED FUTURE
GUN HERE.
HELLO!
>> HELLO, JACK.
>> V.I.C.K.I., SILENT MODE.
SEE, "V.I.C.K.I." STANDS FOR
"VOICE INPUT CALLING AND KILLING
INSTRUMENT."
>> Benson: WHATEVER.
CAN YOU TRACK DOWN THE SCUM THAT
STOLE MY CAR OR NOT?
>> HECK, YEAH, BRAH!
I JUST NEED HALF MY PAYMENT UP
FRONT, HALF WHEN YOU GET YOUR
CAR BACK.
AND I ONLY ASK ONE MORE THING --
THAT I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT TO
THE PERPS WHEN I FIND THEM.
SEE, IN THE FUTURE, VIOLENCE IS
OUTLAWED.
>> Benson: FINE.
JUST GET MY CAR BACK.
>> THAT'LL BE $500,000.
>> Benson: NOW, I DO HAVE AN
INTERNET COUPON.
>> IN THE FUTURE, INTERNET
COUPONS ARE ALSO OUTLAWED.
BUT SINCE WE'RE IN YOUR TIME, I
GUESS I'LL HONOR IT.
>> Benson: GREAT.
HERE'S HALF -- $250.
>> YOU'RE LUCKY I LIKE FANTASY
VIOLENCE AND ADULT SITUATIONS SO
MUCH.
HUH!
V.I.C.K.I., ANALYZE CLUE.
>> BROKEN GLASS.
DIRT. DIRT.
TIRE TRACKS.
>> BINGO.
>> Rigby: ARE YOU SURE THIS IS
THE PLACE?
THIS PLACE IS WAY OUT IN THE
STICKS, MAN.
>> Mordecai: THIS IS WHERE
MUSCLE MAN'S INSTRUCTIONS SAY TO
WAIT.
OH, AND WE GOT TO SIGNAL.
>> Rigby: DUDE, NOTHING
HAPPENED.
>> Mordecai: YOU ARMAND?
>> YOU HAVE 60 BUCKS?
>> Rigby: DUDE, CAN YOU FIX IT?
GIVE ME ONE HOUR.
>> THEY WEREN'T REAL WITH IT --
OH, A LITTLE ON THE POINTY SIDE.
>> HMM. THESE THE GUYS?
>> UH...
>> DON'T WORRY.
V.I.C.K.I.'s GOT IT COVERED.
>> TARGETS IDENTIFIED.
MORDE-CUH-AI AND RIGBY.
>> NOT BAD.
>> NOW LOCATE TARGETS.
>> TARGET LOCATION.
THE PARK.
>> CALL THE COFFIN SHOP,
V.I.C.K.I.
>> Hello. Sunset Coffin Shop.
>> YEAH, I'M GONNA NEED TWO
COFFINS FOR LATER TODAY.
>> Wonderful.
And will you need any flower
arrangements with that?
>> NOT NECESSARY.
>> Rigby: * OH,
DRIVIN' IN A CAR *
* YEAH, WE BUSTED BENSON'S
WINDSHIELD *
* GOT TO FIX IT FAST OR
BENSON'LL FIRE US FOR...BREAKIN'
HIS WINDSHIELD *
* WE'RE GONNA LOSE OUR JOB
>> Mordecai: DUDE, CUT IT OUT,
OR BENSON'S GONNA CATCH US.
OH, MAN. THAT WAS CLOSE.
>> Rigby: YEAH. LET'S JUST PUT
THE NOTE ON AND GET OUT OF HERE.
DONE AND DONE.
>> YOUR TARGETS ARE IN RANGE.
>> YOU DIDN'T REALLY THINK YOU'D
GET AWAY WITH THIS, DID YOU?
>> Mordecai: WHO ARE YOU?!
>> BENSON HIRED ME TO FIND THE
GUYS WHO STOLE HIS CAR.
SO, NOW THAT I'VE FOUND YOU,
IT'S TIME TO KILL YOU!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, WE -- WE WERE
JUST --
>> V.I.C.K.I., DESTROY TARGETS!
>> Both: AAAAH!
>> COME ON, V.I.C.K.I.!
DESTROY TARGETS!
>> Mordecai:
>> Both: AAAH!
>> Mordecai: BENSON CALLED A
BOUNTY HUNTER?!
HE MUST BE REALLY MAD!
>> Rigby: WHAT DO WE DO?!
>> Mordecai: WE GOT TO GET
BENSON TO CALL HIM OFF.
>> Both: AAAH!
>> V.I.C.K.I., PLAY EPIC TUNES!
SCRAMBLE MISSILES!
SORRY, INNOCENT BYSTANDERS.
V.I.C.K.I., VAPORIZE DOOR!
TIME TO SHUT YOU DOWN FOR GOOD.
>> SHUTTING DOWN.
>> NO!
>> Mordecai: RUN!
>> UH, P-POWER ON!
>> Both: BENSON!
>> Benson: GUYS?!
LISTEN, YOU GOT TO LAY LOW.
I THINK JACK FOUND THE GUYS THAT
STOLE MY CAR.
>> Mordecai: HE DID FIND THEM,
'CAUSE WE TOOK YOUR CAR.
>> Benson: WHAT?!
>> Rigby: WE WERE FIGHTING OVER
THE REMOTE, AND THE REMOTE
CRACKED YOUR WINDSHIELD, SO WE
TOOK IT TO A GUY TO FIX IT.
THEN WE TOOK IT TO ANOTHER GUY,
BUT IT'S ALL BETTER NOW.
COULD YOU CALL
THE FUTURE GUY OFF?
>> Benson: GRR-GA-A-A-A-A-A-H!
I'LL DEAL WITH YOU TWO LATER.
WE HAVE TO STOP JACK.
COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU
ARE!
>> Benson: STOP!
>> V.I.C.K.I., BERSERKER ION
CANNON!
NOW, BENSON, BRAH, I DON'T WANT
TO ALARM YOU, BUT THOSE ARE THE
PERPS.
>> Benson: I KNOW.
>> WHAT?!
>> Benson: THEY DIDN'T STEAL MY
CAR.
THEY'RE MY EMPLOYEES.
THEY TOOK MY CAR TO GET IT FIXED
AND DIDN'T TELL ME.
>> WELL, YOU TOLD ME I COULD DO
WHAT I WANTED WITH THE PERPS!
YOU PROMISED!
>> Benson: LOOK, JACK, THERE'S
NO REASON TO HURT THEM.
ALL I WANTED WAS MY CAR, AND
IT'S RIGHT HERE.
JUST KEEP THE MONEY, OKAY?
>> SUIT YOURSELF, BRAH.
>> All: WHEW!
>> V.I.C.K.I., SHUTDOWN CODE
ALPHA SIGMA RHO.
>> ALL SYSTEMS GO.
>> All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Benson:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>> WHOO!
BUMMER ABOUT YOUR CAR, MAN!
AT LEAST THAT EXPLOSION WAS
PRETTY AWESOME.
TOTALLY SATISFIED MY VIOLENT
URGES.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
HEY, CAN I GET THE OTHER
250 BUCKS?
>> Benson:
POLICE!!
>> RAIN CHECK. GOT IT, BRAH.
>> Benson: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
YOU!!
>> Mordecai: THANKS FOR SAVING
US, BENSON.
>> Rigby: YEAH, THANKS, MAN!
>> Benson: DAMAGE TO THE HOUSE,
DAMAGE TO MY CAR, MY BUS FARE
FOR THE NEXT MONTH -- YOU'RE
PAYING FOR ALL OF IT!
>> Rigby: HE DIDN'T SAY TO CLEAN
UP THIS MESS, BUT...
>> Mordecai: YEAH.
LET'S GET STARTED.
>> Rigby: WHOA.
MORDECAI, CHECK THIS OUT.
>> Muscle Man: TOLD YOU MY GUY
WAS GOOD.
>> WHA-CAH! WHA-CAH!
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
AAH! AAH! OHH!
AAAAAH!
>> Mordecai:
WH-O-O-O-O-OA!
LOUDEST!
I GET TO PICK WHERE WE'RE
EATING.
>> Rigby: NO WAY, DUDE.
CHECK IT.
>> Muscle Man: YOU LADIES GOT
NOTHIN'.
HEAR IT AND WEEP.
>> Rigby: THAT'S CHEATING!
YOU'RE PUMPING IN A BUNCH OF
AIR!
>> Muscle Man: IT'S NOT
CHEATING.
IT'S CALLED THE
BUTTERBALL BOXING TECHNIQUE.
>> Hi Five Ghost: I GOT THIS.
I GOT THIS.
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
OHH. LOST IT.
>> JIMBROS BURRITOS!
JIMBROS BURRITOS!
>> WE ARE THE JIMBROS --
JIMBO...
>> JIMMY...
>> JIM.
>> INTRODUCING OUR NEW EVERY
MEAT BURRITO.
IT'S GOT EVERY MEAT --
>> BEEF, BACON, CROW, GATOR,
BISON, JACKAL, PUFFIN,
CRUSTACEAN, NAKED MOLE RAT...
>> AND EVERY OTHER.
>> JIMBROS BURRITOS!
JIMBOS BURRITOS!
>> Rigby:
>> All: JIMBROS BURRITOS!
JIMBROS BURRITOS!
>> Muscle Man: WE'D LIKE FOUR
EVERY MEAT BURRITOS, POR FAVOR.
>> WHOA, BRO.
CAN'T YOU SEE THE SIGN?
>> Rigby: WE'RE IN A CAR.
>> A CAR, HUH?
THEN WHERE ARE THE DOORS?
>> Mordecai: BUT THAT CAR
DOESN'T HAVE ANY DOORS.
>> THAT'S A JUNGLE CAR.
YOURS IS MEANT FOR A GOLF
COURSE.
>> Rigby: OR A PARK.
>> DON'T COME BACK HERE WITHOUT
A REAL CAR.
>> Muscle Man: FOUR EVERY MEAT
BURRITOS --
>> Mordecai: HUH!
>> Muscle Man: GUESS WE'LL HAVE
TO TAKE THE MUSCLE MACHINE.
>> Rigby: WAIT A MINUTE.
I THOUGHT YOUR CAR WAS BUSTED.
>> Muscle Man: I JUST SAID THAT
SO YOU FREELOADERS WOULD STOP
BORROWING IT ALL THE TIME.
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH MY
SWEET RIDE.
SHE'LL PURR LIKE A KITTEN WHEN I
START HER UP.
>> Rigby: EH --
>> Muscle Man: JUST GET IN THE
CAR!
>> Rigby: UGH!
>> Mordecai: TRY PUMPING THE
GAS PEDAL.
>> Rigby: POP THE CLUTCH.
>> Muscle Man: THERE IS NO
CLUTCH.
IT'S AUTOMATIC. UGH!
JUST GOT TO FINESSE IT.
UGH!
>> Hi Five Ghost: IS THE TANK
EMPTY?
>> Mordecai: MAYBE YOU NEED A
JUMP.
>> Muscle Man: I SAID I GOT TO
FINESSE IT, AND I CAN'T DO THAT
WITH ALL THIS NEGATIVE ENERGY!
COME ON, BABY.
COME TO PAPA!
COME ON.
COME ON!
>> Rigby: WHOA! SWEET!
>> Hi Five Ghost: WHOO-HOO!
ALL RIGHT!
>> Muscle Man: I TOLD YOU -- SHE
RUNS LIKE A DREAM.
NOW LET'S GO GET SOME BURRITOS.
>> All: JIMBROS BURRITOS!
JIMBROS BURRITOS!
>> Rigby: KNOW ANYONE ELSE WITH
A CAR?
>> Benson: NO...WAY.
THE LAST TIME I LET YOU BORROW
MY CAR, YOU TOTALED IT.
DO YOU THINK I'M CRAZY?!
>> Rigby: YOU JUST HAD TO TAKE
MARGARET TO THE AIRPORT, DIDN'T
YOU?
>> Mordecai: UGHHHHHH!
SOMEBODY'S GOT TO HAVE A CAR.
>> Muscle Man: WAIT -- THE
IMPOUND LOT.
FIVES, DOESN'T YOUR BROTHER
STILL WORK THERE AS A COP?
>> Hi Five Ghost: YEAH,
I THINK SO.
>> Mordecai: DO YOU THINK HE
COULD GET US IN?
>> Hi Five Ghost: I DON'T KNOW.
WE HAVEN'T TALKED SINCE HE
BROUGHT HIS GIRLFRIEND TO
AUNT AIRFIVE'S WEDDING.
>> Muscle Man: COME ON, BRO.
SETTLE UP AND CALL HIM.
WE NEED THIS CAR!
THIS IS EVERY MEAT BURRITOS
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT!
>> Hi Five Ghost: OKAY, BUT
THOSE IMPOUND CARS HAVE SOME BAD
HISTORY.
>> SURE, I CAN HELP YOU OUT.
IT'S THE PERFECT CAR -- LOTS OF
CHARACTER.
>> Rigby: COOL!
WHICH ONE IS IT?
>> All: OOOOOH!
OOOOOOH!
>> HERE SHE IS.
>> All: AWWWWWW!
>> Rigby: THIS CAR ISN'T GONNA
RUN.
IT LOOKS LIKE AN OLD DIRTY
BRICK.
>> OH, IT'LL RUN.
BACK IN THE '70s, IT WAS USED AS
A GETAWAY CAR.
THERE WAS A CRAZY BANK ROBBERY.
THE POLICE BEGAN HOT PURSUIT.
2 1/2 HOURS LATER, THEY BLOCKED
HIM IN AN ALLEY.
WITH NOWHERE TO RUN, THEY
LAWFULLY APPROACHED THE
VEHICLE...
ONLY TO FIND HE HAD VANISHED.
>> WE LOST HIM.
>> WHAT?! I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE
GET AWAY FROM US!
>> All: WHOA!
>> Rigby: ROBBER CAR!
>> Mordecai: THIS IS GONNA BE
AWESOME!
>> Rigby: WHAT'S THIS STUFF ON
THE SEATS?
>> IT'S FROM THE '70s.
EVERYTHING'S MADE OF SHAG
CARPETING.
>> Mordecai: ARE YOU SURE WE CAN
BORROW IT?
>> TOTALLY.
WE MOSTLY USE IT FOR TARGET
PRACTICE AND GARBAGE.
AS LONG AS YOU BRING IT BACK, NO
ONE'S GONNA NOTICE.
>> Muscle Man: WE'LL TAKE IT!
>> Rigby: BEST PART ABOUT '70s
CARS -- WE ALL GET TO RIDE
SHOTGUN.
>> SO, YOU FINALLY GOT A CAR --
OR AT LEAST WHAT'S LEFT OF ONE.
>> Rigby: COME ON, JIMBO.
LESS 'TUDE, MORE FOOD.
>> Muscle Man: FOUR EVERY MEAT
BURRITOS, EXTRA "EVERY."
>> Rigby: ARE THEY REALLY EVERY
MEAT?
>> WE'RE OUT OF LLAMA, BUT WE
SUBSTITUTED SMOKED ALPACA.
YOU WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.
>> Both: HM-HM-HM-HM!
>> Muscle Man: GENTLEMEN, I
PRESENT THE EVERY MEAT BURRITOS.
>> Mordecai: YOU CAN REALLY
SMELL THE GIRAFFE.
>> Hi Five Ghost: LET'S DO THIS!
WHA?!
>> Muscle Man: HEY!
>> Mordecai: WHAT'S GOING ON?
OHH! OHH!
>> Rigby: THERE'S A GUY BACK
THERE!
>> Muscle Man: AFTER HIM!
>> Rigby: AW, MAN, IT KEEPS
GOING!
>> Muscle Man: UGH! UGHHHH!
>> Hi Five Ghost: OOH-OOH-OOH!
>> Rigby: AH, SICK!
>> Hi Five Ghost: WHICH WAY DID
HE GO?!
>> Muscle Man:
THAT WAY!
WE'RE COMING FOR YOU, YOU
BURRITO-STEALING LOSER!
>> Both: MUSCLE MAN! FIVES!
>> Mordecai: WE GOT TO GET YOU
OUT OF THERE!
>> Muscle Man: NO TIME!
JUST...GET...THE BURRITOS!
>> Hi Five Ghost: YEAH!
LEAVE US!
THE BURRITOS ARE THE ONLY THINGS
THAT MATTER!
>> Both: HM-HM!
>> Mordecai: OHH!
IT'S GETTING THICKER!
>> Rigby:
IT'S IN MY MOUTH!
>> Mordecai: WAIT.
I SEE A LIGHT!
>> Both: WHOA!
>> Rigby:
SHOW YOURSELF!
WE KNOW YOU'RE HERE!
WE CAN SMELL THE BURRITOS!
>> GUESS OLD BARRY COULDN'T RUN
FOREVER.
>> Rigby: DUDE, YOU LIVE DOWN
HERE?
GROSS!
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
THIS PLACE IS A PARADISE!
>> Mordecai: IT'S A NIGHTMARE,
AND IT REEKS.
>> DON'T YOU SAY THAT ABOUT
BARRY'S PAD!
>> Rigby: WHY ARE YOU LIVING
LIKE THIS?
>> OHH. IT'S A BUMMER TRIP, MAN.
I USED TO MAKE MY LIVING ON THE
LAM, ROLLING CONVENIENCE STORES,
TURNING OVER BANKS.
THAT'S HOW WE DID IT IN THE
'70s -- EASY MONEY, DIG?
THEN CAME THAT FATEFUL DAY.
THE HEAT WAS ON.
I JUST COULDN'T SHAKE
JOHNNY LAW.
THEY CORNERED ME.
I HAD TO BUG OUT -- LAY LOW IN
THE SHAG.
BUT THEY TOOK MY RIDE INTO
IMPOUND.
I COULDN'T ESCAPE.
SO, I SURVIVED OFF THE CRUMBS
DROPPED BY THE FUZZ OVER THE
YEARS.
IT WAS A BUM RAP, MAN.
>> Rigby: HEAVY.
>> SO, WHEN YOU FELLAS BROUGHT
THESE BURRITOS INTO MY CAR, I
COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.
THEY SMELLED SO OUT OF SIGHT.
DIG?
OLD BARRY'S GONNA ENJOY SCARFIN'
THESE LITTLE NUMBERS.
>> Mordecai: EXCEPT WE BOUGHT
THEM, SO THEY'RE OURS.
NOW GIVE 'EM BACK!
>> TAKE YOUR LAST WHIFF, 'CAUSE
IT'S ALL YOU'RE GONNA GET.
>> Rigby: NO!
UGH! UGH!
>> Mordecai: HEY! UH...
>> WHA-HA!
>> Rigby: DID HE JUST
KARATE-CHOP YOU?
>> Mordecai: YEAH, I GUESS, KIND
OF.
>> YOU WANT THESE BURRITOS,
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE 'EM.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH-WAH!
HAH! HAH! WHA!
>> Rigby: AAH!
>> EEEEEE-YAH!
YAH! ARGH!
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
>> Mordecai: WHAT'S HE DOING?
>> OHH! WHA-SHOO!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
YAH!
WHAAAAAAA-CAH!
CAH!
OHHHH-CAH!
WHA!
HYAH!
CHAH!
HUHH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Mordecai:
WOULD YOU JUST GIVE US BACK OUR
BURRITOS?
>> Rigby: YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF
HERE MORE OFTEN.
THE '70s AREN'T COOL ANYMORE.
>> NOT COOL?!
>> Mordecai: YEAH, MAN.
IT'S REALLY NICE OUTSIDE.
YOU SHOULD COME ENJOY THE MODERN
WORLD WITH US.
>> DO YOU THINK IT'S SAFE?
ARE THE FUZZ STILL ON MY TAIL?
>> Rigby: NAH. I BET THEY DON'T
EVEN CARE ANYMORE.
>> Mordecai: COME ON OUT, BARRY.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
>> WHOA, MAN!
THE SUN -- IT'S SO BRIGHT!
AND CLEAN!
YES, SIRREE -- IT'S GONNA BE A
NEW LIFE FOR OLD BARRY.
>> ON THE GROUND, DIRTBAG!
>> UGH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAA--
>> ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.
>> MAJOR BUMMER, MAN.
>> NICE CATCH, GUYS.
>> Mordecai: MUSCLE MAN, FIVES,
ARE YOU OKAY?!
>> Muscle Man: FINE, BRO.
THAT CARPET PUT UP A REAL FIGHT,
THOUGH.
WE HAD TO CLAW OUR WAY OUT.
>> Hi Five Ghost: I WANT TO TAKE
A SHOWER.
>> Muscle Man: ONCE WE GOT OUT,
FIVES DROPPED A DIME TO THE GUYS
AT THE STATION.
>> THANKS FOR THAT TIP, LITTLE
BROTHER.
GIVE ME FIVE.
>> Muscle Man: SO, DID YOU SAVE
THE EVERY MEAT BURRITOS?
>> Rigby: GOT 'EM RIGHT HERE!
>> Mordecai: BEST...BURRITO...
EVER!
>> Muscle Man: HAND IT OVER!
>> Hi Five Ghost: I'VE BEEN
WAITING FOR THIS!
>> Rigby: HMM.
TASTES LIKE CHICKEN.