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[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]

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[ UP-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]

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[ ALL CLAMORING ]

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>> Benson: WHOO!

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WHOO-OOH!

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>> WOW, BENSON, YOU CAN REALLY

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DANCE!

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>> Benson: HA, I'M JUST GETTING

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WARMED UP.

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>> Mordecai: WHOA!

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HE'S CUTTING LOOSE!

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>> Rigby: I DIDN'T KNOW HE HAD

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IT IN HIM!

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>> Skips: YEAH, BENSON FINALLY

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ASKED OUT AUDREY ON A DATE.

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AND SHE SAID YES!

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>> Mordecai: WHOA, THAT EXPLAINS

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IT.

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>> Rigby: WE SHOULD GET HIM TO

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ASK AUDREY OUT MORE OFTEN.

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>> Muscle Man: BENSON, YOU'RE

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GOING OFF!

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BOW DOWN TO THE PARTY KING!

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>> BENSON! BENSON! BENSON!

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BENSON! BENSON!

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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

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>> Skips: IT'S A QUARTER PAST

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NINE.

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BENSON'S NEVER LATE.

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>> Mordecai: CUT HIM SOME SLACK.

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HE WAS LITERALLY PARTYING ALL

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NIGHT.

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>> Muscle Man: UNLIKE SOMEONE I

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FOUND FACE DOWN IN THE NACHOS!

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>> Hi Five: DUDE!

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>> Muscle Man: [ LAUGHS ]

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>> Pops: GUYS, COME QUICK!

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>> Benson: IS YOUR PARTY JUST

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NOT GETTING STARTED?

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>> PARTY BENSON!

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>> AWESOME PARTY, MAN!

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>> Benson: I KNOW.

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DON'T WAIT!

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CALL PARTY STARTERS AND ASK FOR

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PARTY BENSON!

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>> PARTY BENSON.

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>> Pops: OH, MY!

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>> Skips: SOMETHING REAL STRANGE

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IS GOING ON!

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WE BETTER GO CHECK UP ON HIM.

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>> Mordecai: BENSON?

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HUH?

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BENSON, ARE YOU HOME?

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>> Rigby: BENSON!

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>> Pops: OH, NO!

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>> Skips: HE'S NOT HERE!

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>> Mordecai: WAIT. WHAT'S THAT?

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>> Rigby: IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF

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THOSE PAPER-TONGUE-LOOKING PARTY

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FAVORS OR WHATEVER THEY'RE

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CALLED.

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>> Mordecai: [ GASPS ]

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DUDE!

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DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHAT BENSON

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TOLD US?

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>> Rigby: [ BLOWS HORN ]

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>> Mordecai: [ BLOWS HORN ]

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[ BOTH LAUGH ]

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>> Benson: HEY!

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WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THOSE

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PAPER-TONGUE PARTY-FAVOR THINGS

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OR WHATEVER THEY'RE CALLED?

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I HATE HAVING THOSE THINGS

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ANYWHERE NEAR ME!

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IF YOU EVER SEE ONE IN MY HOUSE,

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YOU SHOULD PROBABLY ASSUME I'VE

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BEEN KIDNAPPED OR SOMETHING!

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[ ALL GASP ]

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>> Skips: LET ME SEE THAT THING.

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HUH, LOOKS LIKE WE SHOULD PAY

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THESE GUYS A VISIT.

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[ INTERCOM CRACKLES ]

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>> Mordecai: COME ON.

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JUST LET US IN!

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[ MELLOW MUSIC PLAYS ]

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>> Both: AWW!

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>> Rigby: WE'VE BEEN AT IT FOR

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HALF AN HOUR.

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THEY'RE NEVER GONNA LET US IN.

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>> Skips: WHAT ABOUT THOSE GUYS?

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>> Mordecai: HEY, DO YOU GUYS

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WORK HERE?

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[ BOTH LAUGH ]

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>> Vince: UH, DUBBA DUH?

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>> Tommy: WE GOT THE VINCE!

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>> Vince: WE GOT THE TOMMY!

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WE'RE THE VICE PRESIDENTS OF

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PARTA-A-Y!

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>> Vince: EPIC DUDE, EPIC.

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>> Mordecai: WE'RE LOOKING FOR

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OUR FRIEND BENSON.

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HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?

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>> Tommy: WE DON'T KNOW ANY

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BENSON, BUT IF YOU'RE LOOKING

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FOR PARTY BENSON, YOU'LL HAVE TO

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CALL THE HOTLINE, LIKE EVERYONE

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ELSE.

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>> Skips: WELL, CAN WE TALK TO

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PARTY BENSON, THEN?

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>> Vince: YEAH, CAN'T HELP YOU

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GRAMPS.

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WE DON'T KNOW YOU.

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>> Tommy: NOW STEP ASIDE.

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OUR 24-7 PARTYING REQUIRES

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"SOOSH" FUEL!

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>> Pops: SOOSH?

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>> Vince: SUSHI, THE CHINESE

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FOOD?

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OH!

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>> Tommy: WE'RE DONE WITH YOU

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"HARSHMELLOWS."

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NOW GO BACK TO THE PARK BEFORE

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WE KICK YOU OUT OURSELVES.

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>> Skips: WAIT.

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HOW DO YOU KNOW WE'RE FROM THE

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PARK?

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>> Vince: GUARDS!

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REMOVE THESE DUDES FROM THE

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PREMISES.

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>> Muscle Man: UGH!

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THOSE GUYS WERE SUCH JERKS!

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>> Mordecai: YEAH, SOMETHING

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WEIRD IS GOING ON.

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>> Muscle Man: YEAH!

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BENSON WOULDN'T ABANDON THE

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PARK, NOT EVEN TO KEEP THE PARTY

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GOING, WHICH, I'LL ADMIT, IS A

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RESPECTABLE LIFE CHOICE.

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>> Mordecai: THERE'S GOT TO BE A

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WAY TO REACH BENSON.

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>> Rigby: UH, HELLO?

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THE LAME-Os IN THE SUITS TOLD US

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WHAT TO DO.

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[ Ringing ]

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HELLO, PARTY STARTERS?

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YEAH, IT'S AN EMERGENCY.

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I'M A HELPLESS LOSER WITH NO

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FRIENDS, AND I CAN'T GET THE

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PARTY STARTED.

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MY NAME?

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MORDECAI.

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OW!

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HUH?

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NO, I'M FINE.

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I, UH, FELL DOWN THE STAIRS.

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ANYWAY, I'LL NEED YOUR HEARTIEST

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PARTIER.

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YEAH, PARTY BENSON.

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THAT'S THE ONE.

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FIFTY BUCKS?

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SURE. SEND HIM OVER!

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HMM. HMM.

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ANYBODY GOT 50 BUCKS?

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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

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[ UP-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]

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>> Benson: YOU GOT THE $50?

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>> Mordecai: BENSON, THERE YOU

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ARE!

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>> Pops: OH, THANK GOODNESS!

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>> Benson: ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET

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THIS PARTY STARTED!

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[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]

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>> Skips: ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH!

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BENSON, THIS ISN'T YOU!

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>> Benson: OF COURSE IT'S ME!

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PARTY BENSON!

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JUST LIKE YOU ORDERED!

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>> Muscle Man: DON'T YOU KNOW

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US, BRO?

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>> Benson: ALL I KNOW IS, IT'S

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PARTY TIME!

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>> Skips: SNAP OUT OF IT!

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>> HEY, HANDS OFF, MAN!

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>> Mordecai: UGH, THIS IS

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HOPELESS.

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JUST LET HIM GO.

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PARTY'S OVER.

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>> Benson: DID YOU SAY THE

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PARTY'S OVER?

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THEN, MY JOB HERE IS DONE.

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[ ALL COUGHING ]

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>> Mordecai: BENSON?

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[ Coughing ] BENSON!

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>> Pops: OH, NO!

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BENSON BLEW UP!

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[ WAILING ]

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>> Skips: POPS!

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THERE'S GOT TO BE AN

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EXPLANATION!

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>> Rigby: WHAT IS THIS,

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CONFETTI?

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>> Mordecai: WAIT.

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WHERE ARE THE PARTY GIRLS?

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>> Rigby: THERE THEY ARE!

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[ TIRES SCREECH ]

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>> Mordecai: WE GOT TO FOLLOW

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THEM.

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>> Rigby: SO MANY PARTY OPTIONS.

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>> Skips: THERE'S SOME KIND OF

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ELEVATOR UP AHEAD.

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>> Rigby: WHOA.

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WHAT IS THIS PLACE?

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>> Muscle Man: PARTY ZOE?

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>> Rigby: PARTY ROBERT?

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>> Mordecai: BENSON!

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>> Benson: [ GROANS ]

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>> Mordecai: BENSON!

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ARE YOU OKAY?

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WHAT HAPPENED?

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>> Benson: [ GROANS ]

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I'M OKAY. I'M OKAY.

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IT ALL HAPPENED AFTER THE PARTY.

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I REMEMBER SAYING GOOD NIGHT TO

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AUDREY, AND THEN I WALKED TO MY

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CAR.

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THAT'S WHEN TWO GUYS WEARING

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SUITS STOPPED ME.

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THEY SAID THEY LIKED MY PARTYING

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AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO GO PRO.

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I SAID NO.

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THEN THEY SAID THAT THEY'D AT

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LEAST LIKE TO INDUCT ME INTO THE

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PARTYING HALL OF FAME.

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I SAID SURE.

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THEY SHOWED ME THEIR CLONING

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EQUIPMENT AND EXPLAINED THAT

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THEY CLONED THE BEST PARTIERS IN

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THE WORLD TO KEEP THE PARTY

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GOING.

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BY THE TIME I REALIZED THERE WAS

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NO PARTYING HALL OF FAME, IT WAS

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TOO LATE.

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OOF! OOF!

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>> Tommy: HA, I CAN'T BELIEVE

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YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT THERE WAS A

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PARTYING HALL OF FAME.

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CUH-LONE!

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>> Benson: NOOOOOOOO!

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I'M JUST GLAD YOU GUYS WERE ABLE

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TO SAVE ME.

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>> Rigby: LOOKS LIKE WE SOLVED

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THE CASE OF THE MISSING BENSON.

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LET'S ROLL.

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>> Benson: WAIT!

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WE GOT TO SAVE THE REST OF THESE

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GUYS.

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>> Pops: OOH, COME QUICK!

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[ ALL GASP ]

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>> Mordecai: PARTY PETE!

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>> Peter: [ German accent ]

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PARTY PETE IN THE HOUSE!

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>> Mordecai: RIGBY!

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>> Rigby: WHAT?

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THE BUTTONS ARE REALLY CLOSE

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TOGETHER!

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>> Mordecai: PARTY PETE, ARE

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YOU OKAY?

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>> Peter: YAH, BUT IT'S NOT

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PARTY PETE.

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IT'S PARTY HERMANVERFEL.

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THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME.

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NOW I CAN GO BACK TO DOING WHAT

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I REALLY LOVE TO DO, PLAYING

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SUDOKU.

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>> Skips: OPEN THOSE OTHER

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TUBES AND LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

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>> Zoe: OH, HONEY DON'T LIKE

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THAT.

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>> Robert: WHAT HAPPENED?

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IS THE PARTY OVER?

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>> Muscle Man: NOT YET, ROBRO.

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WE GOT TO JET!

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>> Rigby: [ GASPS ]

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OH, NO! GUARDS!

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>> DON'T LET 'EM ESCAPE!

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>> Peter: THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY

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OUT.

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WE GOT TO PARTY THROUGH!

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>> Mordecai: [ GROANS ]

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RIGBY!

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HEY, PARTY PEOPLE!

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DRINK UP!

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>> Peter: SOMEONE'S ABOUT TO GET

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SODA-POPPED.

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>> Zoe: LET'S DANCE.

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>> Robert: TASTY!

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BUT I'M STILL THIRSTY FOR A

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B-B-B-BUTT KICKING.

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>> Mordecai: THERE'S THE EXIT!

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>> Peter: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

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HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

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THE PARTY'S JUST GETTING

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STARTED!

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>> Vince: YEAH, THANKS

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PARTY PETE.

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WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.

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>> Robert: STEP ASIDE!

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>> Vince: WHAT, YOU THINK WE

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WON'T SHOOT?

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>> Zoe: NO WAY, MAN!

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YOU FOOLS NEED US.

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>> Tommy: OH, YEAH?

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WELL, DISCO IS DEAD!

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>> Zoe: OH, MAN!

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>> Vince: AND THE '80s ARE SO

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OVER!

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>> Robert: OW!

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>> Vince: NO ONE'S EVEN ORDERED

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THOSE TWO IN YEARS.

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YOU'RE OUR BEST SELLERS!

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AND CLONING IS THE FUTURE OF

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PARTYING!

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AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE KEEPING YOU

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RIGHT HERE.

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NOW BACK IN THE LAB!

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>> Benson: NO.

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GUYS, TAKE COVER.

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MY LIFE'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN

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YOUR PARTY.

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>> Vince: [ GUFFAWS ]

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YOU'RE KIDDING.

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>> Tommy: YOU'RE AN AGING PARK

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MANAGER WITH AN ANGER PROBLEM.

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>> Benson: HEY, PARTY PETE!

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THINK YOU CAN DRINK THIS WHOLE

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CAN OF SODA?

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>> Pete: OH, YEAH, MAN!

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LAY IT ON ME, RIGHT HERE!

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>> Benson: YOU GOT IT, MAN!

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>> Both: NOOOOO!

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[ SIRENS WAIL ]

342
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[ ALL GROANING ]

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>> WE CAME WHEN WE SAW THE

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EXPLOSION!

345
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>> Rigby: YOU GUYS GOT HERE

346
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FAST!

347
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>> OF COURSE WE DID.

348
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WE'RE THE POLICE.

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>> SIR!

350
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THESE ARE THE GUYS FROM THAT

351
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UNDERGROUND PARTY-CLONING RING.

352
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>> LOOKS LIKE THE PARTY'S OVER.

353
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>> Vince: WE'LL GET YOU FOR

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THIS, BENSON BRAH!

355
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>> Tommy: YEAH, WE JUST WANTED

356
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TO PAY OFF OUR STUDENT LOANS!

357
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>> SAVE IT FOR THE JUDGE!

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[ TIRES SCREECH ]

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>> Benson: THANKS FOR GETTING ME

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OUT OF THERE, GUYS.

361
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I SHOULD'VE KNOWN NOT TO CUT

362
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LOOSE ON A WEEKDAY LIKE THAT.

363
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I GUESS I'LL GO BACK TO SORTING

364
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TIME SHEETS AND MULTIVITAMINS.

365
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>> Skips: WELL, THAT'S NOT GONNA

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WORK.

367
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>> Benson: HUH?

368
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>> Skips: THIS CALLS FOR A

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CELEBRATION!

370
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AND WE'VE GOT THE BEST PARTY

371
00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:39,039
STARTER IN TOWN!

372
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[ UP-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]

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>> Mordecai: PETER?

374
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UH, I MEAN, HEY, HERMANVERFEL!

375
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WHY DON'T YOU STAY AND PARTY

376
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WITH US?

377
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>> Peter: I'M ALL PARTIED OUT.

378
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I WANT TO SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO

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COMPLETE A PUZZLE OR PAINT A

380
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PEWTER WIZARD.

381
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BESIDES, I'M NOT LIKE BENSON.

382
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HE'S THE REAL DEAL.

383
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>> Mordecai: YES, HE IS.

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[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

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>> Mordecai: "SO, MARGARET,

386
00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:02,990
THERE'S SOMETHING I WANTED TO

387
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ASK YOU."

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NO.

389
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"HEY, MARGARET, I THINK YOU'RE

390
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GREAT.

391
00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:07,861
WE'RE GREAT TOGETHER, YOU KNOW?"

392
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NAH.

393
00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:10,330
"HEY, GIRL, I WANT YOU TO BE MY

394
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EVERYTHING."

395
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>> Rigby: HEY, GIRL.

396
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WHY YOU TALKING TO YOURSELF,

397
00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:13,633
GIRL?

398
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HUH? HUH?

399
00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:15,368
GOT A DATE WITH YOUR LADY?

400
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HMM? HMM?

401
00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:16,804
>> Mordecai: YEAH, SO?

402
00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:17,805
I'M TAKING MARGARET OUT TO

403
00:12:17,805 --> 00:12:18,939
DINNER TONIGHT, AND I'M KIND OF

404
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NERVOUS, OKAY?

405
00:12:19,773 --> 00:12:20,540
>> Rigby: OH, YEAH?

406
00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:21,441
WHERE YOU TAKING HER?

407
00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:22,375
CHEEZER'S? WING KINGDOM?

408
00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:23,276
>> Mordecai: NO, DUDE.

409
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:25,045
SOME PLACE WAY NICER --

410
00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:26,513
STEAK ME AMADEUS.

411
00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:27,781
>> Rigby: DUDE, THAT PLACE IS

412
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CRAZY EXPENSIVE.

413
00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:29,716
HOW YOU GONNA PAY FOR IT?

414
00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:30,217
>> Mordecai: BAM!

415
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AMADEUS DOLLARS!

416
00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:33,553
REMEMBER WHEN POPS GAVE THESE

417
00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:34,855
OUT AS CHRISTMAS GIFTS?

418
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,289
I TRADED EVERYONE FOR THEM IN

419
00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:37,958
EXCHANGE FOR FAVORS, AND NOW I

420
00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:39,793
GOT MAD STA-YACKS.

421
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:40,393
>> Rigby: HUH.

422
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:41,561
SO, THAT EXPLAINS ALL THE EXTRA

423
00:12:41,561 --> 00:12:42,462
WORK YOU'VE BEEN DOING.

424
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>> Mordecai: THIS DINNER IS BIG,

425
00:12:43,663 --> 00:12:43,997
DUDE.

426
00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,732
EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PERFECT.

427
00:12:45,732 --> 00:12:47,367
I'M GONNA ASK MARGARET TO

428
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:49,069
OFFICIALLY BE MY GIRLFRIEND.

429
00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:51,571
>> Rigby: WHOA, THAT'S HUGE!

430
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,140
MORDECAI, YOU HAVE MY UTMOST

431
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:54,207
RESPECT -- BROSPECT.

432
00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:55,175
USE 'EM WELL, MAN.

433
00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:56,509
>> Mordecai: THANKS, DUDE.

434
00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:57,577
>> Rigby: NO PROBLEM.

435
00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:58,678
NOW, GET OUT OF HERE.

436
00:12:58,678 --> 00:12:59,646
I GOT TO USE IT.

437
00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:02,049
>> Mordecai: "MARGARET WOULD YOU

438
00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:03,250
DO ME THE HONOR OF BEING MY

439
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:03,917
GIRLFRIEND?"

440
00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:05,185
UGH. NO.

441
00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:07,888
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]

442
00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:08,421
MARGARET.

443
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:09,589
I'M JUST ON MY WAY TO GET YOU.

444
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:10,090
WHAT'S UP?

445
00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:11,258
>> Margaret: HEY, SOMETHING CAME

446
00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:12,759
UP, AND I'M GONNA BE LATE.

447
00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:13,360
I'M SORRY.

448
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:14,261
CAN I MEET YOU AT THE

449
00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:14,895
RESTAURANT?

450
00:13:14,895 --> 00:13:16,029
>> Mordecai: YEAH, TOTALLY.

451
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:17,264
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

452
00:13:17,264 --> 00:13:18,265
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU.

453
00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:18,765
>> Margaret: COOL.

454
00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:19,566
SEE YOU THERE.

455
00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:20,500
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]

456
00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:24,271
>> Mordecai: [ HUMMING ]

457
00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:25,672
HI, I HAVE A RESERVATION FOR

458
00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:27,207
TWO UNDER "MORDECAI."

459
00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:27,607
>> UM...

460
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:28,408
[ KEYBOARD KEYS CLACKING ]

461
00:13:28,408 --> 00:13:29,376
OH, YEAH. THERE YOU ARE.

462
00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:30,577
>> Mordecai: IS THERE, LIKE, AN

463
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:31,744
EXTRA-NICE TABLE YOU COULD SIT

464
00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:32,112
US AT?

465
00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:33,280
IF IT COSTS EXTRA, I CAN PAY

466
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:34,747
UP FRONT.

467
00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:35,949
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]

468
00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:37,918
>> NO. NO EXTRA CHARGE.

469
00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:42,956
>> Mordecai: [ GRUNTS ]

470
00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:44,858
WHAT THE...

471
00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:51,464
>> PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.

472
00:13:51,464 --> 00:13:52,699
>> TAKE FIVE, MORELLI.

473
00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:54,367
WE GOT THIS.

474
00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:55,468
>> Mordecai: WHAT'S GOING ON?

475
00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:57,971
WHY ARE WE LOCKED UP?

476
00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:59,139
>> YOU TELL ME.

477
00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:00,273
YOU AND YOUR BUDDIES' PRINTS ARE

478
00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:01,208
ALL OVER THESE COUNTERFEIT

479
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:02,442
AMADEUS DOLLARS.

480
00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:03,310
>> Mordecai: COUNTERFEIT?

481
00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:04,544
>> DON'T BE CUTE WITH ME.

482
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:05,645
WE'VE BEEN ON THE CASE FOR

483
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:06,313
MONTHS.

484
00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:08,281
YOUR FUNNY-MONEY SCAM IS GOING

485
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,083
DOWN -- DOWN TO PRISON TOWN!

486
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:10,884
YOU HEAR ME?!

487
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:11,418
PRISON!

488
00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:12,452
>> EASY, KESSLER.

489
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:13,753
LOOK, ALL THE EVIDENCE IS

490
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:15,222
STACKED AGAINST YOU AND YOUR

491
00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:15,989
FRIENDS.

492
00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:17,057
UNLESS YOU CAN PROVE YOU'RE

493
00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:18,158
INNOCENT, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO

494
00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:19,159
TAKE YOU ALL IN.

495
00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:20,327
>> Thomas: UH, I'M JUST AN

496
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INTERN.

497
00:14:20,793 --> 00:14:22,229
>> All: THOMAS!

498
00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:23,396
>> Benson: LOOK, THIS IS

499
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:23,964
RIDICULOUS.

500
00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,165
WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE

501
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:25,832
TALKING ABOUT.

502
00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:26,599
>> Hi Five: YEAH.

503
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:27,767
>> Muscle Man: I WANT MY ONE

504
00:14:27,767 --> 00:14:28,501
PHONE CALL, BRO!

505
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:29,502
>> Rigby: WE'RE INNOCENT!

506
00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:30,337
LET US GO, ALREADY!

507
00:14:30,337 --> 00:14:32,772
[ ALL YELLING INDISTINCTLY ]

508
00:14:32,772 --> 00:14:34,674
>> Pops: [ WHIMPERS ] IT WAS ME!

509
00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:37,177
I GAVE THEM THE FUNNY-MONEY.

510
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:40,080
[ SOBS ]

511
00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:42,149
HAT MAN!

512
00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:43,116
CHRISTMAS!

513
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:44,184
[ SOBS ]

514
00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:44,918
>> Benson: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

515
00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:46,186
POPS, CALM DOWN.

516
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:47,988
USE YOUR WORDS.

517
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:50,357
>> Pops: WELL, I MET A GENTLEMAN

518
00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:52,025
WHO SOLD THEM TO ME FOR HALF

519
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:52,926
PRICE.

520
00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:53,994
>> HE GOT A NAME?

521
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,195
>> Pops: I DON'T KNOW.

522
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:56,629
HE JUST APPROACHED ME ON THE

523
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:57,530
STREET.

524
00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:58,698
>> WHAT DID HE LOOK LIKE?

525
00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:00,600
>> Pops: WELL, HIS HAT WAS

526
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,502
COVERING HIS FACE, BUT HE GAVE

527
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:06,506
ME HIS CARD.

528
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:07,607
>> IT'S JUST A NUMBER.

529
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:08,508
YOU GOT NOTHING.

530
00:15:08,508 --> 00:15:09,609
LET'S TAKE THEM TO THE VAN.

531
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:10,377
>> Mordecai: WAIT!

532
00:15:10,377 --> 00:15:11,611
I CAN'T MISS THIS DATE TONIGHT.

533
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:12,345
IT'S IMPORTANT!

534
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:13,880
>> WELL, DOING MY JOB IS A

535
00:15:13,880 --> 00:15:15,348
LITTLE MORE IMPORTANT.

536
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:16,216
>> Mordecai: NO!

537
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:17,217
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

538
00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:18,718
I NEED TO ASK MARGARET TO BE MY

539
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,653
GIRLFRIEND!

540
00:15:20,653 --> 00:15:22,389
>> MM. NICE.

541
00:15:22,389 --> 00:15:23,890
VERY NICE.

542
00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:25,225
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU TWO HAVE A

543
00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:26,126
REAL CONNECTION.

544
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:27,227
>> HE'S ALSO GOT A REAL

545
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,628
CONNECTION WITH INCRIMINATING

546
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:29,396
EVIDENCE.

547
00:15:29,396 --> 00:15:31,198
>> NOW, HOLD UP, KESSLER.

548
00:15:31,198 --> 00:15:32,565
THIS IS A BIG MOMENT IN A MAN'S

549
00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:33,166
LIFE.

550
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:33,900
>> Mordecai: YEAH!

551
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,002
JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE.

552
00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:36,203
LOOK, I'LL CATCH THE REAL

553
00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:36,970
COUNTERFEITER.

554
00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,238
IF I BRING HIM AND THE FAKE

555
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:39,706
BILLS IN, THERE'LL BE NO PROBLEM

556
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:40,473
WITH US.

557
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:41,741
JUST LET ME GO ON THIS DATE,

558
00:15:41,741 --> 00:15:43,210
PLEASE!

559
00:15:43,210 --> 00:15:44,577
>> [ SIGHS ] FINE.

560
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:46,146
IF YOU CAN BRING US THE PERP AND

561
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:47,647
PROVE HE'S GOT THE COUNTERFEIT

562
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:49,016
BILLS, YOU GUYS ARE OFF THE

563
00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:50,750
HOOK.

564
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,685
>> Mordecai: POPS, CALL THE GUY.

565
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,436
YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO

566
00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:10,103
THIS, DUDE.

567
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:11,538
>> Rigby: HEY, MAN, REMEMBER --

568
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,506
BROSPECT.

569
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:14,107
[ STATIC CRACKLES ]

570
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:16,043
>> MARGARET IS HERE.

571
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,612
AS SOON AS THE SUSPECT ARRIVES,

572
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:20,713
YOU GOT TO LEAVE HER.

573
00:16:20,713 --> 00:16:21,214
GOT IT?

574
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:21,881
>> Mordecai: GOT IT.

575
00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:23,750
>> REMEMBER, MORDECAI, NO

576
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,953
DOLLARS...NO DEAL.

577
00:16:26,953 --> 00:16:28,021
>> Mordecai: MARGARET, HEY.

578
00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,356
>> Margaret: HEY, I'M SO SORRY

579
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:29,889
I'M LATE.

580
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:30,223
I --

581
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:31,458
>> Mordecai: NO, NO. IT'S FINE.

582
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:32,225
YOU LOOK AMAZING.

583
00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:33,193
>> Margaret: SO DO YOU.

584
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:34,261
>> Mordecai: ARE YOU OKAY?

585
00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:35,128
I HOPE TONIGHT ISN'T

586
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:36,396
INCONVENIENT, WITH WORK AND ALL.

587
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:37,264
>> Margaret: NO, NO.

588
00:16:37,264 --> 00:16:38,131
I WANTED TO SEE YOU.

589
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,266
>> Mordecai: LISTEN, THERE'S

590
00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:40,467
SOMETHING I WANTED TO TELL YOU.

591
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:41,768
>> Margaret: THERE'S SOMETHING I

592
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:42,902
WANT TO TELL YOU, TOO --

593
00:16:42,902 --> 00:16:44,237
SOMETHING KIND OF IMPORTANT.

594
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:45,138
[ STATIC CRACKLES ]

595
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,639
>> THE SUSPECT HAS ARRIVED.

596
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:47,940
>> Margaret: UH, MORDECAI?

597
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,276
>> TIME TO GO, CASANOVA.

598
00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:50,577
>> Mordecai: COME ON, JUST GIVE

599
00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:51,244
ME MORE TIME!

600
00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:52,312
>> Margaret: ARE YOU OKAY?

601
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:52,979
TIME FOR WHAT?

602
00:16:52,979 --> 00:16:54,447
>> Mordecai: UH, TIME...

603
00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:55,915
TIME FOR ME TO GO TO THE

604
00:16:55,915 --> 00:16:57,417
BATHROOM, OF COURSE.

605
00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:57,984
[ CHUCKLES ]

606
00:16:57,984 --> 00:17:00,987
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

607
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:03,556
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]

608
00:17:06,493 --> 00:17:07,927
>> SO, YOU TWO WORK FOR POPS?

609
00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:09,262
>> Rigby: YEAH, SHOW US THE

610
00:17:09,262 --> 00:17:11,931
GOODS.

611
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:13,166
>> UNH-UNH-UNH.

612
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:15,335
LET ME SEE MY PAYMENT FIRST.

613
00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:17,304
>> Mordecai: GIVE ME THE RIBS,

614
00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:20,673
EXTRA JUICY.

615
00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:23,610
>> HERE YOU ARE, SIR.

616
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:26,012
>> MMM.

617
00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:29,849
10,000 AMADEUS DOLLARS.

618
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:30,917
>> MAKE HIM ADMIT THEY'RE FAKE,

619
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:34,921
AND WE CAN END THIS.

620
00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:36,123
>> Mordecai: SO, THESE

621
00:17:36,123 --> 00:17:37,524
AMADEUS DOLLARS ARE LEGIT,

622
00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:38,158
RIGHT?

623
00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:39,692
>> HEY, THEY'RE COUPONS, NOT

624
00:17:39,692 --> 00:17:40,427
CASH.

625
00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:41,661
>> Mordecai: JUST TELL US IF

626
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:42,662
THEY'RE THE REAL DEAL.

627
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:43,863
>> TOUCH 'EM -- CAN'T GET NO

628
00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:44,697
REALER THAN THAT.

629
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:46,032
>> Mordecai: LOOK, MAN -- DON'T

630
00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:46,599
LIE TO ME.

631
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:47,367
>> Margaret: MORDECAI?

632
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:48,101
>> Mordecai: UH...

633
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:49,202
>> Margaret: WHY IS RIGBY HERE?

634
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:49,936
>> Rigby: BUSTED.

635
00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:50,937
>> Mordecai: I'M REALLY SORRY.

636
00:17:50,937 --> 00:17:52,105
CAN YOU WAIT AT THE TABLE?

637
00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:53,039
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

638
00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:54,374
>> Margaret: BUT I REALLY NEED

639
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:55,142
TO TALK TO YOU.

640
00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:56,476
>> THEN WHY DON'T YOU JOIN US,

641
00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:57,110
LITTLE LADY?

642
00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,145
>> Margaret: WHAT? NO.

643
00:17:58,145 --> 00:18:00,447
>> I SAID, JOIN US!

644
00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:01,314
>> Mordecai: UH...

645
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:01,881
>> COME ON.

646
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,216
THERE'S NO REASON WE ALL CAN'T

647
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:03,950
HAVE FUN HERE.

648
00:18:03,950 --> 00:18:04,551
[ CHUCKLES ]

649
00:18:04,551 --> 00:18:06,519
AFTER ALL, THAT'S WHAT I WAS

650
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:08,655
MADE TO DO -- SHOW PEOPLE A FUN

651
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:09,556
TIME!

652
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:13,025
[ GRUNTS ]

653
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:15,528
[ ALL GASP, SCREAM ]

654
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:18,865
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

655
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:20,133
>> Rigby: IT'S THAT DICE GUY

656
00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:21,168
FROM THE FUN FUN ZONE!

657
00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:22,569
>> Mordecai: DUDE, I THOUGHT YOU

658
00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:23,136
WERE DEAD!

659
00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:25,338
>> THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL THOUGHT.

660
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:37,150
>> SMOKE HIM.

661
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:38,585
>> I WAS IN PRETTY BAD SHAPE

662
00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:41,988
AFTER THE COPS GOT US...

663
00:18:41,988 --> 00:18:43,923
BUT I SURVIVED.

664
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:45,192
[ GROANS ]

665
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:48,661
I LAID LOW FOR A WHILE AND

666
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:49,996
STARTED MAKING PLANS FOR

667
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:51,231
REVENGE.

668
00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,099
>> A FINE CULINARY EXPERIENCE

669
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:55,101
FOR ALL, ESPECIALLY FOR THE

670
00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:55,902
COUPLES.

671
00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:57,237
AND NOW YOU CAN PAY FOR IT WITH

672
00:18:57,237 --> 00:19:00,240
STEAK ME AMADEUS DOLLARS.

673
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:01,841
>> I KNEW I COULD LURE YOU GUYS

674
00:19:01,841 --> 00:19:04,110
IN WITH AFFORDABLE STEAK...

675
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:06,279
[ PRINTER WHIRRING ]

676
00:19:06,279 --> 00:19:08,047
...SO I CREATED THOUSANDS OF

677
00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:09,416
FAKE AMADEUS DOLLARS.

678
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:12,719
[ WHIRRING CONTINUES ]

679
00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:15,288
I KNEW ONCE YOU HAD CHEAP STEAK,

680
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:17,924
YOU'D BE BACK FOR MORE.

681
00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:19,726
AND -- BAM! -- HERE WE ARE!

682
00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:21,961
THE CAPICOLA GANG WILL HAVE ITS

683
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:22,862
REVENGE!

684
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:23,896
>> Rigby: DUDE, THAT'S REALLY

685
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:24,297
WEIRD.

686
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:25,965
>> WELL, IT WORKED, DIDN'T IT?

687
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:27,400
NOW I HAVE YOU RIGHT WHERE I

688
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:29,736
WANT YOU.

689
00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,638
>> FREEZE, BEAR!

690
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:32,805
>> Muscle Man: BROS, THE FEDS

691
00:19:32,805 --> 00:19:34,641
SAID WE COULD HELP SAVE YOU!

692
00:19:34,641 --> 00:19:36,243
>> CAN IT, MITCH!

693
00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:38,278
ALL RIGHT, PAPA BEAR, THE JIG IS

694
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:38,711
UP.

695
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:40,580
DROP THE GUN, AND NO ONE GETS

696
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:41,113
HURT.

697
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:41,748
[ GUN COCKS ]

698
00:19:41,748 --> 00:19:44,451
>> I'D BE CAREFUL IF I WERE YOU.

699
00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:45,151
[ CHUCKLES ]

700
00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:45,952
[ GUN COCKS ]

701
00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,220
>> DROP THE GUN, BIG GUY.

702
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:48,255
>> HOLD UP, SQUARE!

703
00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:48,988
[ GUN COCKS ]

704
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:50,923
Y'ALL BETTER PUT YOUR GUNS DOWN

705
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:53,092
NOW!

706
00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:04,804
>> [ WHIMPERS ]

707
00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:13,380
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

708
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:16,949
>> Skips: GET DOWN!

709
00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:19,786
[ ALL SCREAM ]

710
00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:23,456
>> Rigby: AAH!

711
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:24,624
>> Mordecai: MARGARET, THERE'S

712
00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:25,858
SOMETHING I WANT TO TELL YOU.

713
00:20:25,858 --> 00:20:26,526
[ BOTH SCREAM ]

714
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:28,328
>> Margaret: COME ON! THIS WAY!

715
00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,096
>> Mordecai: THE LAST FEW WEEKS

716
00:20:30,096 --> 00:20:31,764
I'VE SPENT WITH YOU HAVE BEEN

717
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:33,866
THE BEST FEW WEEKS OF MY LIFE.

718
00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:36,002
>> Muscle Man: [ SQUEALING ]

719
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:37,337
>> Mordecai: I FEEL LIKE WE'RE

720
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:38,771
GROWING CLOSER EVERY DAY, AND NO

721
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:40,039
ONE MAKES ME HAPPIER THAN YOU

722
00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:40,540
DO.

723
00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:41,941
[ GLASS SHATTERING ]

724
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:45,978
MARGARET...WILL YOU BE MY

725
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:48,681
GIRLFRIEND?

726
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:50,517
>> Margaret: [ SIGHS ] MORDECAI,

727
00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:51,784
THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO TELL

728
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:52,385
YOU.

729
00:20:52,385 --> 00:20:54,153
FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, I FEEL

730
00:20:54,153 --> 00:20:55,121
LIKE I COULD BE IN A

731
00:20:55,121 --> 00:20:56,523
RELATIONSHIP THAT COULD ACTUALLY

732
00:20:56,523 --> 00:21:00,460
GO SOMEWHERE, BUT THERE'S THIS.

733
00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:06,966
I GOT INTO MY DREAM SCHOOL.

734
00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:08,901
I REALLY LIKE YOU, MORDECAI, AND

735
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:10,903
WHAT WE HAVE IS SPECIAL, BUT I

736
00:21:10,903 --> 00:21:12,872
MAY NEVER GET THIS OPPORTUNITY

737
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:13,540
AGAIN.

738
00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:14,741
[ SNIFFLES ]

739
00:21:14,741 --> 00:21:15,475
[ Voice breaking ] I'M SORRY,

740
00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:17,510
BUT I CAN'T BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

741
00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:20,713
[ SOBS ]

742
00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:22,715
>> CEASE FIRE!

743
00:21:34,427 --> 00:21:35,662
>> YOU KIDDING ME?!

744
00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:37,263
SCHOOL IS OVERRATED!

745
00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:38,731
I DIDN'T GO TO SCHOOL, AND LOOK

746
00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:40,733
AT ME!

747
00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:43,736
[ BOTH SCREAM ]

748
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:45,572
>> NOBODY TALKS THAT WAY ABOUT

749
00:21:45,572 --> 00:21:47,239
COLLEGE EDUCATION IN MY

750
00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:48,541
RESTAURANT.

751
00:21:52,779 --> 00:21:54,013
>> Rigby: YO, YOU TAKE MARGARET

752
00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:55,382
TO THE AIRPORT?

753
00:21:55,382 --> 00:21:56,215
>> Mordecai: YEAH.

754
00:21:56,215 --> 00:21:57,550
>> Rigby: YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT

755
00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:58,451
IT?

756
00:21:58,451 --> 00:22:00,520
>> Mordecai: NO.

757
00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:07,794
[ CAN OPENS ]