[ INSECTS CHIRPING ]
[ UP-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ ALL CLAMORING ]
>> Benson: WHOO!
WHOO-OOH!
>> WOW, BENSON, YOU CAN REALLY
DANCE!
>> Benson: HA, I'M JUST GETTING
WARMED UP.
>> Mordecai: WHOA!
HE'S CUTTING LOOSE!
>> Rigby: I DIDN'T KNOW HE HAD
IT IN HIM!
>> Skips: YEAH, BENSON FINALLY
ASKED OUT AUDREY ON A DATE.
AND SHE SAID YES!
>> Mordecai: WHOA, THAT EXPLAINS
IT.
>> Rigby: WE SHOULD GET HIM TO
ASK AUDREY OUT MORE OFTEN.
>> Muscle Man: BENSON, YOU'RE
GOING OFF!
BOW DOWN TO THE PARTY KING!
>> BENSON! BENSON! BENSON!
BENSON! BENSON!
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
>> Skips: IT'S A QUARTER PAST
NINE.
BENSON'S NEVER LATE.
>> Mordecai: CUT HIM SOME SLACK.
HE WAS LITERALLY PARTYING ALL
NIGHT.
>> Muscle Man: UNLIKE SOMEONE I
FOUND FACE DOWN IN THE NACHOS!
>> Hi Five: DUDE!
>> Muscle Man: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Pops: GUYS, COME QUICK!
>> Benson: IS YOUR PARTY JUST
NOT GETTING STARTED?
>> PARTY BENSON!
>> AWESOME PARTY, MAN!
>> Benson: I KNOW.
DON'T WAIT!
CALL PARTY STARTERS AND ASK FOR
PARTY BENSON!
>> PARTY BENSON.
>> Pops: OH, MY!
>> Skips: SOMETHING REAL STRANGE
IS GOING ON!
WE BETTER GO CHECK UP ON HIM.
>> Mordecai: BENSON?
HUH?
BENSON, ARE YOU HOME?
>> Rigby: BENSON!
>> Pops: OH, NO!
>> Skips: HE'S NOT HERE!
>> Mordecai: WAIT. WHAT'S THAT?
>> Rigby: IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF
THOSE PAPER-TONGUE-LOOKING PARTY
FAVORS OR WHATEVER THEY'RE
CALLED.
>> Mordecai: [ GASPS ]
DUDE!
DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHAT BENSON
TOLD US?
>> Rigby: [ BLOWS HORN ]
>> Mordecai: [ BLOWS HORN ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Benson: HEY!
WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THOSE
PAPER-TONGUE PARTY-FAVOR THINGS
OR WHATEVER THEY'RE CALLED?
I HATE HAVING THOSE THINGS
ANYWHERE NEAR ME!
IF YOU EVER SEE ONE IN MY HOUSE,
YOU SHOULD PROBABLY ASSUME I'VE
BEEN KIDNAPPED OR SOMETHING!
[ ALL GASP ]
>> Skips: LET ME SEE THAT THING.
HUH, LOOKS LIKE WE SHOULD PAY
THESE GUYS A VISIT.
[ INTERCOM CRACKLES ]
>> Mordecai: COME ON.
JUST LET US IN!
[ MELLOW MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Both: AWW!
>> Rigby: WE'VE BEEN AT IT FOR
HALF AN HOUR.
THEY'RE NEVER GONNA LET US IN.
>> Skips: WHAT ABOUT THOSE GUYS?
>> Mordecai: HEY, DO YOU GUYS
WORK HERE?
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Vince: UH, DUBBA DUH?
>> Tommy: WE GOT THE VINCE!
>> Vince: WE GOT THE TOMMY!
WE'RE THE VICE PRESIDENTS OF
PARTA-A-Y!
>> Vince: EPIC DUDE, EPIC.
>> Mordecai: WE'RE LOOKING FOR
OUR FRIEND BENSON.
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?
>> Tommy: WE DON'T KNOW ANY
BENSON, BUT IF YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR PARTY BENSON, YOU'LL HAVE TO
CALL THE HOTLINE, LIKE EVERYONE
ELSE.
>> Skips: WELL, CAN WE TALK TO
PARTY BENSON, THEN?
>> Vince: YEAH, CAN'T HELP YOU
GRAMPS.
WE DON'T KNOW YOU.
>> Tommy: NOW STEP ASIDE.
OUR 24-7 PARTYING REQUIRES
"SOOSH" FUEL!
>> Pops: SOOSH?
>> Vince: SUSHI, THE CHINESE
FOOD?
OH!
>> Tommy: WE'RE DONE WITH YOU
"HARSHMELLOWS."
NOW GO BACK TO THE PARK BEFORE
WE KICK YOU OUT OURSELVES.
>> Skips: WAIT.
HOW DO YOU KNOW WE'RE FROM THE
PARK?
>> Vince: GUARDS!
REMOVE THESE DUDES FROM THE
PREMISES.
>> Muscle Man: UGH!
THOSE GUYS WERE SUCH JERKS!
>> Mordecai: YEAH, SOMETHING
WEIRD IS GOING ON.
>> Muscle Man: YEAH!
BENSON WOULDN'T ABANDON THE
PARK, NOT EVEN TO KEEP THE PARTY
GOING, WHICH, I'LL ADMIT, IS A
RESPECTABLE LIFE CHOICE.
>> Mordecai: THERE'S GOT TO BE A
WAY TO REACH BENSON.
>> Rigby: UH, HELLO?
THE LAME-Os IN THE SUITS TOLD US
WHAT TO DO.
[ Ringing ]
HELLO, PARTY STARTERS?
YEAH, IT'S AN EMERGENCY.
I'M A HELPLESS LOSER WITH NO
FRIENDS, AND I CAN'T GET THE
PARTY STARTED.
MY NAME?
MORDECAI.
OW!
HUH?
NO, I'M FINE.
I, UH, FELL DOWN THE STAIRS.
ANYWAY, I'LL NEED YOUR HEARTIEST
PARTIER.
YEAH, PARTY BENSON.
THAT'S THE ONE.
FIFTY BUCKS?
SURE. SEND HIM OVER!
HMM. HMM.
ANYBODY GOT 50 BUCKS?
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
[ UP-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Benson: YOU GOT THE $50?
>> Mordecai: BENSON, THERE YOU
ARE!
>> Pops: OH, THANK GOODNESS!
>> Benson: ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET
THIS PARTY STARTED!
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
>> Skips: ALL RIGHT, ENOUGH!
BENSON, THIS ISN'T YOU!
>> Benson: OF COURSE IT'S ME!
PARTY BENSON!
JUST LIKE YOU ORDERED!
>> Muscle Man: DON'T YOU KNOW
US, BRO?
>> Benson: ALL I KNOW IS, IT'S
PARTY TIME!
>> Skips: SNAP OUT OF IT!
>> HEY, HANDS OFF, MAN!
>> Mordecai: UGH, THIS IS
HOPELESS.
JUST LET HIM GO.
PARTY'S OVER.
>> Benson: DID YOU SAY THE
PARTY'S OVER?
THEN, MY JOB HERE IS DONE.
[ ALL COUGHING ]
>> Mordecai: BENSON?
[ Coughing ] BENSON!
>> Pops: OH, NO!
BENSON BLEW UP!
[ WAILING ]
>> Skips: POPS!
THERE'S GOT TO BE AN
EXPLANATION!
>> Rigby: WHAT IS THIS,
CONFETTI?
>> Mordecai: WAIT.
WHERE ARE THE PARTY GIRLS?
>> Rigby: THERE THEY ARE!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Mordecai: WE GOT TO FOLLOW
THEM.
>> Rigby: SO MANY PARTY OPTIONS.
>> Skips: THERE'S SOME KIND OF
ELEVATOR UP AHEAD.
>> Rigby: WHOA.
WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
>> Muscle Man: PARTY ZOE?
>> Rigby: PARTY ROBERT?
>> Mordecai: BENSON!
>> Benson: [ GROANS ]
>> Mordecai: BENSON!
ARE YOU OKAY?
WHAT HAPPENED?
>> Benson: [ GROANS ]
I'M OKAY. I'M OKAY.
IT ALL HAPPENED AFTER THE PARTY.
I REMEMBER SAYING GOOD NIGHT TO
AUDREY, AND THEN I WALKED TO MY
CAR.
THAT'S WHEN TWO GUYS WEARING
SUITS STOPPED ME.
THEY SAID THEY LIKED MY PARTYING
AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO GO PRO.
I SAID NO.
THEN THEY SAID THAT THEY'D AT
LEAST LIKE TO INDUCT ME INTO THE
PARTYING HALL OF FAME.
I SAID SURE.
THEY SHOWED ME THEIR CLONING
EQUIPMENT AND EXPLAINED THAT
THEY CLONED THE BEST PARTIERS IN
THE WORLD TO KEEP THE PARTY
GOING.
BY THE TIME I REALIZED THERE WAS
NO PARTYING HALL OF FAME, IT WAS
TOO LATE.
OOF! OOF!
>> Tommy: HA, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT THERE WAS A
PARTYING HALL OF FAME.
CUH-LONE!
>> Benson: NOOOOOOOO!
I'M JUST GLAD YOU GUYS WERE ABLE
TO SAVE ME.
>> Rigby: LOOKS LIKE WE SOLVED
THE CASE OF THE MISSING BENSON.
LET'S ROLL.
>> Benson: WAIT!
WE GOT TO SAVE THE REST OF THESE
GUYS.
>> Pops: OOH, COME QUICK!
[ ALL GASP ]
>> Mordecai: PARTY PETE!
>> Peter: [ German accent ]
PARTY PETE IN THE HOUSE!
>> Mordecai: RIGBY!
>> Rigby: WHAT?
THE BUTTONS ARE REALLY CLOSE
TOGETHER!
>> Mordecai: PARTY PETE, ARE
YOU OKAY?
>> Peter: YAH, BUT IT'S NOT
PARTY PETE.
IT'S PARTY HERMANVERFEL.
THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME.
NOW I CAN GO BACK TO DOING WHAT
I REALLY LOVE TO DO, PLAYING
SUDOKU.
>> Skips: OPEN THOSE OTHER
TUBES AND LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
>> Zoe: OH, HONEY DON'T LIKE
THAT.
>> Robert: WHAT HAPPENED?
IS THE PARTY OVER?
>> Muscle Man: NOT YET, ROBRO.
WE GOT TO JET!
>> Rigby: [ GASPS ]
OH, NO! GUARDS!
>> DON'T LET 'EM ESCAPE!
>> Peter: THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
OUT.
WE GOT TO PARTY THROUGH!
>> Mordecai: [ GROANS ]
RIGBY!
HEY, PARTY PEOPLE!
DRINK UP!
>> Peter: SOMEONE'S ABOUT TO GET
SODA-POPPED.
>> Zoe: LET'S DANCE.
>> Robert: TASTY!
BUT I'M STILL THIRSTY FOR A
B-B-B-BUTT KICKING.
>> Mordecai: THERE'S THE EXIT!
>> Peter: LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
THE PARTY'S JUST GETTING
STARTED!
>> Vince: YEAH, THANKS
PARTY PETE.
WE'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE.
>> Robert: STEP ASIDE!
>> Vince: WHAT, YOU THINK WE
WON'T SHOOT?
>> Zoe: NO WAY, MAN!
YOU FOOLS NEED US.
>> Tommy: OH, YEAH?
WELL, DISCO IS DEAD!
>> Zoe: OH, MAN!
>> Vince: AND THE '80s ARE SO
OVER!
>> Robert: OW!
>> Vince: NO ONE'S EVEN ORDERED
THOSE TWO IN YEARS.
YOU'RE OUR BEST SELLERS!
AND CLONING IS THE FUTURE OF
PARTYING!
AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE KEEPING YOU
RIGHT HERE.
NOW BACK IN THE LAB!
>> Benson: NO.
GUYS, TAKE COVER.
MY LIFE'S MORE IMPORTANT THAN
YOUR PARTY.
>> Vince: [ GUFFAWS ]
YOU'RE KIDDING.
>> Tommy: YOU'RE AN AGING PARK
MANAGER WITH AN ANGER PROBLEM.
>> Benson: HEY, PARTY PETE!
THINK YOU CAN DRINK THIS WHOLE
CAN OF SODA?
>> Pete: OH, YEAH, MAN!
LAY IT ON ME, RIGHT HERE!
>> Benson: YOU GOT IT, MAN!
>> Both: NOOOOO!
[ SIRENS WAIL ]
[ ALL GROANING ]
>> WE CAME WHEN WE SAW THE
EXPLOSION!
>> Rigby: YOU GUYS GOT HERE
FAST!
>> OF COURSE WE DID.
WE'RE THE POLICE.
>> SIR!
THESE ARE THE GUYS FROM THAT
UNDERGROUND PARTY-CLONING RING.
>> LOOKS LIKE THE PARTY'S OVER.
>> Vince: WE'LL GET YOU FOR
THIS, BENSON BRAH!
>> Tommy: YEAH, WE JUST WANTED
TO PAY OFF OUR STUDENT LOANS!
>> SAVE IT FOR THE JUDGE!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Benson: THANKS FOR GETTING ME
OUT OF THERE, GUYS.
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN NOT TO CUT
LOOSE ON A WEEKDAY LIKE THAT.
I GUESS I'LL GO BACK TO SORTING
TIME SHEETS AND MULTIVITAMINS.
>> Skips: WELL, THAT'S NOT GONNA
WORK.
>> Benson: HUH?
>> Skips: THIS CALLS FOR A
CELEBRATION!
AND WE'VE GOT THE BEST PARTY
STARTER IN TOWN!
[ UP-TEMPO DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Mordecai: PETER?
UH, I MEAN, HEY, HERMANVERFEL!
WHY DON'T YOU STAY AND PARTY
WITH US?
>> Peter: I'M ALL PARTIED OUT.
I WANT TO SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO
COMPLETE A PUZZLE OR PAINT A
PEWTER WIZARD.
BESIDES, I'M NOT LIKE BENSON.
HE'S THE REAL DEAL.
>> Mordecai: YES, HE IS.
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Mordecai: "SO, MARGARET,
THERE'S SOMETHING I WANTED TO
ASK YOU."
NO.
"HEY, MARGARET, I THINK YOU'RE
GREAT.
WE'RE GREAT TOGETHER, YOU KNOW?"
NAH.
"HEY, GIRL, I WANT YOU TO BE MY
EVERYTHING."
>> Rigby: HEY, GIRL.
WHY YOU TALKING TO YOURSELF,
GIRL?
HUH? HUH?
GOT A DATE WITH YOUR LADY?
HMM? HMM?
>> Mordecai: YEAH, SO?
I'M TAKING MARGARET OUT TO
DINNER TONIGHT, AND I'M KIND OF
NERVOUS, OKAY?
>> Rigby: OH, YEAH?
WHERE YOU TAKING HER?
CHEEZER'S? WING KINGDOM?
>> Mordecai: NO, DUDE.
SOME PLACE WAY NICER --
STEAK ME AMADEUS.
>> Rigby: DUDE, THAT PLACE IS
CRAZY EXPENSIVE.
HOW YOU GONNA PAY FOR IT?
>> Mordecai: BAM!
AMADEUS DOLLARS!
REMEMBER WHEN POPS GAVE THESE
OUT AS CHRISTMAS GIFTS?
I TRADED EVERYONE FOR THEM IN
EXCHANGE FOR FAVORS, AND NOW I
GOT MAD STA-YACKS.
>> Rigby: HUH.
SO, THAT EXPLAINS ALL THE EXTRA
WORK YOU'VE BEEN DOING.
>> Mordecai: THIS DINNER IS BIG,
DUDE.
EVERYTHING HAS TO BE PERFECT.
I'M GONNA ASK MARGARET TO
OFFICIALLY BE MY GIRLFRIEND.
>> Rigby: WHOA, THAT'S HUGE!
MORDECAI, YOU HAVE MY UTMOST
RESPECT -- BROSPECT.
USE 'EM WELL, MAN.
>> Mordecai: THANKS, DUDE.
>> Rigby: NO PROBLEM.
NOW, GET OUT OF HERE.
I GOT TO USE IT.
>> Mordecai: "MARGARET WOULD YOU
DO ME THE HONOR OF BEING MY
GIRLFRIEND?"
UGH. NO.
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
MARGARET.
I'M JUST ON MY WAY TO GET YOU.
WHAT'S UP?
>> Margaret: HEY, SOMETHING CAME
UP, AND I'M GONNA BE LATE.
I'M SORRY.
CAN I MEET YOU AT THE
RESTAURANT?
>> Mordecai: YEAH, TOTALLY.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU.
>> Margaret: COOL.
SEE YOU THERE.
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
>> Mordecai: [ HUMMING ]
HI, I HAVE A RESERVATION FOR
TWO UNDER "MORDECAI."
>> UM...
[ KEYBOARD KEYS CLACKING ]
OH, YEAH. THERE YOU ARE.
>> Mordecai: IS THERE, LIKE, AN
EXTRA-NICE TABLE YOU COULD SIT
US AT?
IF IT COSTS EXTRA, I CAN PAY
UP FRONT.
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> NO. NO EXTRA CHARGE.
>> Mordecai: [ GRUNTS ]
WHAT THE...
>> PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
>> TAKE FIVE, MORELLI.
WE GOT THIS.
>> Mordecai: WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHY ARE WE LOCKED UP?
>> YOU TELL ME.
YOU AND YOUR BUDDIES' PRINTS ARE
ALL OVER THESE COUNTERFEIT
AMADEUS DOLLARS.
>> Mordecai: COUNTERFEIT?
>> DON'T BE CUTE WITH ME.
WE'VE BEEN ON THE CASE FOR
MONTHS.
YOUR FUNNY-MONEY SCAM IS GOING
DOWN -- DOWN TO PRISON TOWN!
YOU HEAR ME?!
PRISON!
>> EASY, KESSLER.
LOOK, ALL THE EVIDENCE IS
STACKED AGAINST YOU AND YOUR
FRIENDS.
UNLESS YOU CAN PROVE YOU'RE
INNOCENT, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
TAKE YOU ALL IN.
>> Thomas: UH, I'M JUST AN
INTERN.
>> All: THOMAS!
>> Benson: LOOK, THIS IS
RIDICULOUS.
WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT.
>> Hi Five: YEAH.
>> Muscle Man: I WANT MY ONE
PHONE CALL, BRO!
>> Rigby: WE'RE INNOCENT!
LET US GO, ALREADY!
[ ALL YELLING INDISTINCTLY ]
>> Pops: [ WHIMPERS ] IT WAS ME!
I GAVE THEM THE FUNNY-MONEY.
[ SOBS ]
HAT MAN!
CHRISTMAS!
[ SOBS ]
>> Benson: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
POPS, CALM DOWN.
USE YOUR WORDS.
>> Pops: WELL, I MET A GENTLEMAN
WHO SOLD THEM TO ME FOR HALF
PRICE.
>> HE GOT A NAME?
>> Pops: I DON'T KNOW.
HE JUST APPROACHED ME ON THE
STREET.
>> WHAT DID HE LOOK LIKE?
>> Pops: WELL, HIS HAT WAS
COVERING HIS FACE, BUT HE GAVE
ME HIS CARD.
>> IT'S JUST A NUMBER.
YOU GOT NOTHING.
LET'S TAKE THEM TO THE VAN.
>> Mordecai: WAIT!
I CAN'T MISS THIS DATE TONIGHT.
IT'S IMPORTANT!
>> WELL, DOING MY JOB IS A
LITTLE MORE IMPORTANT.
>> Mordecai: NO!
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
I NEED TO ASK MARGARET TO BE MY
GIRLFRIEND!
>> MM. NICE.
VERY NICE.
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU TWO HAVE A
REAL CONNECTION.
>> HE'S ALSO GOT A REAL
CONNECTION WITH INCRIMINATING
EVIDENCE.
>> NOW, HOLD UP, KESSLER.
THIS IS A BIG MOMENT IN A MAN'S
LIFE.
>> Mordecai: YEAH!
JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE.
LOOK, I'LL CATCH THE REAL
COUNTERFEITER.
IF I BRING HIM AND THE FAKE
BILLS IN, THERE'LL BE NO PROBLEM
WITH US.
JUST LET ME GO ON THIS DATE,
PLEASE!
>> [ SIGHS ] FINE.
IF YOU CAN BRING US THE PERP AND
PROVE HE'S GOT THE COUNTERFEIT
BILLS, YOU GUYS ARE OFF THE
HOOK.
>> Mordecai: POPS, CALL THE GUY.
YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO
THIS, DUDE.
>> Rigby: HEY, MAN, REMEMBER --
BROSPECT.
[ STATIC CRACKLES ]
>> MARGARET IS HERE.
AS SOON AS THE SUSPECT ARRIVES,
YOU GOT TO LEAVE HER.
GOT IT?
>> Mordecai: GOT IT.
>> REMEMBER, MORDECAI, NO
DOLLARS...NO DEAL.
>> Mordecai: MARGARET, HEY.
>> Margaret: HEY, I'M SO SORRY
I'M LATE.
I --
>> Mordecai: NO, NO. IT'S FINE.
YOU LOOK AMAZING.
>> Margaret: SO DO YOU.
>> Mordecai: ARE YOU OKAY?
I HOPE TONIGHT ISN'T
INCONVENIENT, WITH WORK AND ALL.
>> Margaret: NO, NO.
I WANTED TO SEE YOU.
>> Mordecai: LISTEN, THERE'S
SOMETHING I WANTED TO TELL YOU.
>> Margaret: THERE'S SOMETHING I
WANT TO TELL YOU, TOO --
SOMETHING KIND OF IMPORTANT.
[ STATIC CRACKLES ]
>> THE SUSPECT HAS ARRIVED.
>> Margaret: UH, MORDECAI?
>> TIME TO GO, CASANOVA.
>> Mordecai: COME ON, JUST GIVE
ME MORE TIME!
>> Margaret: ARE YOU OKAY?
TIME FOR WHAT?
>> Mordecai: UH, TIME...
TIME FOR ME TO GO TO THE
BATHROOM, OF COURSE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> SO, YOU TWO WORK FOR POPS?
>> Rigby: YEAH, SHOW US THE
GOODS.
>> UNH-UNH-UNH.
LET ME SEE MY PAYMENT FIRST.
>> Mordecai: GIVE ME THE RIBS,
EXTRA JUICY.
>> HERE YOU ARE, SIR.
>> MMM.
10,000 AMADEUS DOLLARS.
>> MAKE HIM ADMIT THEY'RE FAKE,
AND WE CAN END THIS.
>> Mordecai: SO, THESE
AMADEUS DOLLARS ARE LEGIT,
RIGHT?
>> HEY, THEY'RE COUPONS, NOT
CASH.
>> Mordecai: JUST TELL US IF
THEY'RE THE REAL DEAL.
>> TOUCH 'EM -- CAN'T GET NO
REALER THAN THAT.
>> Mordecai: LOOK, MAN -- DON'T
LIE TO ME.
>> Margaret: MORDECAI?
>> Mordecai: UH...
>> Margaret: WHY IS RIGBY HERE?
>> Rigby: BUSTED.
>> Mordecai: I'M REALLY SORRY.
CAN YOU WAIT AT THE TABLE?
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
>> Margaret: BUT I REALLY NEED
TO TALK TO YOU.
>> THEN WHY DON'T YOU JOIN US,
LITTLE LADY?
>> Margaret: WHAT? NO.
>> I SAID, JOIN US!
>> Mordecai: UH...
>> COME ON.
THERE'S NO REASON WE ALL CAN'T
HAVE FUN HERE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
AFTER ALL, THAT'S WHAT I WAS
MADE TO DO -- SHOW PEOPLE A FUN
TIME!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ ALL GASP, SCREAM ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> Rigby: IT'S THAT DICE GUY
FROM THE FUN FUN ZONE!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, I THOUGHT YOU
WERE DEAD!
>> THAT'S WHAT THEY ALL THOUGHT.
>> SMOKE HIM.
>> I WAS IN PRETTY BAD SHAPE
AFTER THE COPS GOT US...
BUT I SURVIVED.
[ GROANS ]
I LAID LOW FOR A WHILE AND
STARTED MAKING PLANS FOR
REVENGE.
>> A FINE CULINARY EXPERIENCE
FOR ALL, ESPECIALLY FOR THE
COUPLES.
AND NOW YOU CAN PAY FOR IT WITH
STEAK ME AMADEUS DOLLARS.
>> I KNEW I COULD LURE YOU GUYS
IN WITH AFFORDABLE STEAK...
[ PRINTER WHIRRING ]
...SO I CREATED THOUSANDS OF
FAKE AMADEUS DOLLARS.
[ WHIRRING CONTINUES ]
I KNEW ONCE YOU HAD CHEAP STEAK,
YOU'D BE BACK FOR MORE.
AND -- BAM! -- HERE WE ARE!
THE CAPICOLA GANG WILL HAVE ITS
REVENGE!
>> Rigby: DUDE, THAT'S REALLY
WEIRD.
>> WELL, IT WORKED, DIDN'T IT?
NOW I HAVE YOU RIGHT WHERE I
WANT YOU.
>> FREEZE, BEAR!
>> Muscle Man: BROS, THE FEDS
SAID WE COULD HELP SAVE YOU!
>> CAN IT, MITCH!
ALL RIGHT, PAPA BEAR, THE JIG IS
UP.
DROP THE GUN, AND NO ONE GETS
HURT.
[ GUN COCKS ]
>> I'D BE CAREFUL IF I WERE YOU.
[ CHUCKLES ]
[ GUN COCKS ]
>> DROP THE GUN, BIG GUY.
>> HOLD UP, SQUARE!
[ GUN COCKS ]
Y'ALL BETTER PUT YOUR GUNS DOWN
NOW!
>> [ WHIMPERS ]
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> Skips: GET DOWN!
[ ALL SCREAM ]
>> Rigby: AAH!
>> Mordecai: MARGARET, THERE'S
SOMETHING I WANT TO TELL YOU.
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
>> Margaret: COME ON! THIS WAY!
>> Mordecai: THE LAST FEW WEEKS
I'VE SPENT WITH YOU HAVE BEEN
THE BEST FEW WEEKS OF MY LIFE.
>> Muscle Man: [ SQUEALING ]
>> Mordecai: I FEEL LIKE WE'RE
GROWING CLOSER EVERY DAY, AND NO
ONE MAKES ME HAPPIER THAN YOU
DO.
[ GLASS SHATTERING ]
MARGARET...WILL YOU BE MY
GIRLFRIEND?
>> Margaret: [ SIGHS ] MORDECAI,
THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO TELL
YOU.
FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, I FEEL
LIKE I COULD BE IN A
RELATIONSHIP THAT COULD ACTUALLY
GO SOMEWHERE, BUT THERE'S THIS.
I GOT INTO MY DREAM SCHOOL.
I REALLY LIKE YOU, MORDECAI, AND
WHAT WE HAVE IS SPECIAL, BUT I
MAY NEVER GET THIS OPPORTUNITY
AGAIN.
[ SNIFFLES ]
[ Voice breaking ] I'M SORRY,
BUT I CAN'T BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
[ SOBS ]
>> CEASE FIRE!
>> YOU KIDDING ME?!
SCHOOL IS OVERRATED!
I DIDN'T GO TO SCHOOL, AND LOOK
AT ME!
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
>> NOBODY TALKS THAT WAY ABOUT
COLLEGE EDUCATION IN MY
RESTAURANT.
>> Rigby: YO, YOU TAKE MARGARET
TO THE AIRPORT?
>> Mordecai: YEAH.
>> Rigby: YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT
IT?
>> Mordecai: NO.
[ CAN OPENS ]