[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]
>> Muscle Man: [ MUNCHING ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ TAILPIPE BACKFIRES ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ ENGINE CLUNKS ]
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
[ SLURPS ]
>> MITCH!
>> Muscle Man: HEY, BABE!
YOU READY FOR OUR DATE?
>> I SURE AM!
[ BOTH SMOOCH ]
>> Muscle Man: YOU LOOK LOVELY
TONIGHT, STARLA.
>> AND YOU LOOK...UHHH...
WHY ARE YOU WEARING TWO
DIFFERENT SHOES?
>> Muscle Man: UH...
GEEZ, BABE, I GUESS IT'S BEEN A
WHILE SINCE I'VE SEEN MY FEET.
I'VE BEEN TAKIN' A LOT OF POWER
LUNCHES LATELY.
>> [ SIGHS ]
MITCH, YOU KNOW YOU'LL ALWAYS BE
MY POWER LUNCH, BUT MAYBE IT'S
TIME FOR US TO EAT A LITTLE
HEALTHIER.
>> Muscle Man: I GUESS I COULD
TRY EATI THE SALAD INSTEAD OF
THROWING IT IN THE TRASH.
>> I KNOW -- LET'S GO ON A DIET!
>> Muscle Man: HUH?!
>> I'LL DO IT WITH YOU!
IT'LL BE FUN!
>> Muscle Man: BUT --
ALL RIGHT, BABE.
YOU ALWAYS WANT WHAT'S BEST FOR
ME.
I'LL EAT HEALTHIER IF IT MAKES
MY FUN BUN HAPPY.
>> WONDERFUL!
OUR DIET STARTS TONIGHT.
>> Muscle Man: YOU MEAN, AFTER
WE GO TO CHEEZERS?
>> NO. I MEAN RIGHT NOW.
I KNOW A NEW RESTAURANT WE CAN
TRY.
[ Distorted ] SALAD CORRAL!
>> [ SCREAMING ]
>> Mordecai: YEAH, RUN INTO THE
WOODS -- THAT'S SAFER.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ BOTH MUNCHING ]
>> [ ROARS ]
>> Rigby: OH, NO!
IT'S THE CURSE OF THE DUDE IN
THE CHEAP RUBBER SUIT!
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ BOTH MUNCHING ]
>> Muscle Man: BROS, IT'S AN
EMERGENCY!
>> Mordecai: WHAT'S UP,
MUSCLE MAN?
>> Muscle Man: IT'S TERRIBLE!
STARLA STARTED ME ON A DIET
TONIGHT!
>> Rigby: SOUNDS LIKE SHE DID
YOU A FAVOR, MAN.
>> Hi Five: IF IT GETS ANY
BIGGER, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO ADD
IT TO THE PARK PAYROLL!
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ BOTH MUNCHING ]
>> Muscle Man: THIS ISN'T FUNNY!
SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA SACRIFICE
FOR THE ONE YOU LOVE.
I WANNA GET HEALTHY.
BUT I GOTTA DO SOMETHING FIRST,
AND I NEED YOU GUYS TO HELP ME.
TOMORROW, WHILE STARLA'S OUT
WITH HER MOM, I WANT TO EAT ALL
MY FAVORITE FOODS ONE LAST TIME.
I CAN'T GIVE 'EM UP WITHOUT
SAYING GOODBYE.
THEY MADE ME WHO I AM.
WILL YOU HELP ME, BROS?
ONE FINAL SCARF-DOWN BEFORE THE
BUFFET CLOSES?
>> Mordecai: SURE, DUDE.
>> Rigby: WE'LL HELP.
>> Hi Five: NO PROBLEM.
>> Muscle Man: WHOOOO!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ MUNCHING ]
SEE YOU TOMORROW, GRANDMAS!
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
>> Rigby: YOU WANT ANY MORE OF
THESE?
>> Mordecai: NAH, I'M DONE.
>> Muscle Man: ALL RIGHT, BROS.
IT TOOK ME ALL NIGHT, BUT I
FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT.
HERE, YOU CAN SEE ALL THE FINEST
FOOD JOINTS IN THE CITY --
GRILL 'EM UP, DEATH KWON DO,
WING KINGDOM, AND FINALLY,
HOT BUNS.
>> Both: HOT BU-U-U-U-U-U-NS.
>> Rigby: THAT'S THE BEST
DOGGERY IN TOWN!
>> Muscle Man: YOU KNOW IT, BRO!
NOW, HERE'S WHERE YOU DUDES COME
IN.
FIVES WILL DRIVE US 'CAUSE HE'S
SKILLED WITH HIS HAND.
HWUAH!
YOU DUDES ARE JUST GONNA FOLLOW
ME AROUND FOR MORAL SUPPORT AND
TALK TO STARLA IF SHE CALLS ME.
I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO HER ABOUT
CHEATING ON THIS DIET, BUT I
DON'T CARE IF YOU DO.
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
>> Mordecai: WHAT?! BUT HOW IS
THAT DIFFERENT THAN --
>> Muscle Man: IT'S RINGING,
BRO!
>> Mordecai: HELLO?
>> OH, HEY, MORDECAI.
CAN I TALK TO MUSCLE MAN?
>> Mordecai: UH, MUSCLE MAN
CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW.
HE'S OUTSIDE DOING...UH...
...LEG LIFTS...?
>> WOW!
CAN YOU TELL HIM I CAN'T WAIT
TO GET AHOLD OF HIS RIPPED
GLUTES?
>> Mordecai: YEP, YEP. UH-HUH.
YEAH. MAYBE. BYE!
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
[ GROANS ]
>> Muscle Man: READY, BROS?
LET'S DO THIS!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Muscle Man: WELL, BROS, HERE
WE ARE -- THE FINAL STOP.
ONE MORE HOT BUNS HOT DOG, AND
I'LL BE READY TO START THAT
DIET.
>> Mordecai: WOW.
IT'S EVEN MORE CROWDED THAN
USUAL.
>> HEY, MUSCLE MAN!
>> Muscle Man: YO! MARTY!
HOW'S IT GOIN', BRO?
ONE OF YOUR DELICIOUS HOT DOGS,
PLEASE.
>> NO CAN DO, BRO.
>> Muscle Man: WHAT?!
>> WE NEED ALL OUR DOGS FOR THE
HOT-DOG-EATIN' CONTEST!
>> Muscle Man: COME ON, MAN.
ONE HOT DOG?
FOR ME?
>> MY HANDS ARE TIED, MAN.
THE ONLY WAY TO GET ONE OF OUR
DOGS TODAY IS TO JOIN THE
CONTEST.
>> Muscle Man: WELL, THEN SIGN
ME UP, BRO!
>> Together: ALL RIGHT!
>> HERE YOU GO.
>> Muscle Man: AH.
MY LAST DELICIOUS MEAL.
[ WHOOSH ]
[ MOTORCYCLE ENGINE REVS ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> MORE LIKE YOUR DELICIOUS LAST
MEAL.
[ ALL GASP ]
>> Mordecai: DEATH?!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
>> BOY, YOU GUYS REALLY ARE
FOOLS.
DON'T YOU REMEMBER?
SO DON'T EXPECT IT TO BE SO EASY
TO GET ONE OF YOUR SOULS BACK
NEXT TIME -- WHICH WILL BE SOON,
WHAT WITH MUSCLE MAN ENTERING
THAT HOT-DOG-EATING CONTEST.
[ LAUGHTER ]
SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE GONNA DIE IN A
HOT DOG EATING CONTEST.
>> Muscle Man: BUT I JUST WANTED
ONE MORE HOT DOG BEFORE GETTING
HEALTHY FOR STARLA!
I'M NOT A REAL ENTRANT IN THE
CONTEST!
>> OH, YEAH?
YOUR READING SKILLS ARE RUBBISH!
>> Muscle Man: I NEVER SHOULD
HAVE DONE THIS!
>> Mordecai: IT'S A PLAIN PIECE
OF PAPER, DUDE.
JUST DON'T PARTICIPATE.
>> HE HAS TO PARTICIPATE.
IF HE DOESN'T, THEN I'LL JUST
TAKE HIS SOUL RIGHT NOW!
>> Rigby: NO WAY!
YOU DON'T GET TO JUST TAKE
PEOPLE'S SOULS IF THEY HAVEN'T
DONE ANYTHING!
YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF
MUSCLE MAN LIVING HIS LIFE!
MUSCLE MAN'S LIVED MORE LIFE IN
ONE DAY THAN YOU HAVE IN A
THOUSAND YEARS!
>> WHAT?!
I DO TOO LIVE LIFE!
I LIVE ALL KINDS OF LIFE!
>> Rigby: [ SCOFFS ]
LISTEN TO THIS GUY!
[ As Death ] I'VE GOT SO MUCH
LIFE!
[ Normal voice ] HE'S PROBABLY
NEVER EVEN HAD THE GUTS TO ENTER
A HOT-DOG-EATING COMPETITION.
>> NOT TRUE!
I'M ALL ABOUT COMPETITIVE
EATING!
I AIN'T LOST A HOT-DOG-EATING
CONTEST SINCE MUSCLE MAN'S
HAIRSTYLE WAS A LEGITIMATE
FASHION STATEMENT!
>> Rigby: WAS THAT BEFORE OR
AFTER YOUR SKIN STARTED LOOKING
LIKE GRATED PARMESAN?
[ ALL HOOTING ]
>> Hi Five: PARMESAN SKIN!
>> GIMME THAT!
IF I WIN THIS CONTEST,
MUSCLE MAN'S SOUL IS MINE.
>> Mordecai: FINE.
BUT IF MUSCLE MAN WINS, HE
DOESN'T DIE.
>> WHICH ISN'T VERY LIKELY,
SEEING AS MUSCLE MAN'S STOMACH
IS ALMOST FULL.
CATCH YOU GENTS ON THE FLIP
SIDE!
FLIP SIDE OF THE GROUND, THAT
IS.
[ CACKLES ]
>> Muscle Man: MY STOMACH FEARS
NO REAPER, BRO!
YOU'RE GOING DOWN!
>> WELCOME TO THE ANNUAL
HOT BUNS HOT DOG EATING CONTEST!
WHOEVER EATS THE MOST DOGS
WITHIN 10 MINUTES WINS!
AND REMEMBER, IF YOU CAN'T HOLD
DOWN WHAT YOU PUT IN YOUR MOUTH,
YOU ARE DISQUALIFIED!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> HOPE YOU'RE HUNGRY.
>> Muscle Man: [ WHIMPERS ]
>> READY...
CHOW DOWN!
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
[ BOTH MUNCHING ]
>> Muscle Man: [ GROANS ]
>> Rigby: YOU CAN DO IT!
>> Mordecai: GO, MUSCLE MAN!
>> Muscle Man: [ GROANS ]
[ STOMACH GURGLING ]
[ GROANS ]
>> [ CACKLES ]
>> Muscle Man: [ GROANS ]
>> [ CACKLING ]
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
>> Mordecai: HELLO?
>> HEY, MORDECAI!
HOW'S MY WING KING DOING?
>> Mordecai: UH...
>> Muscle Man: [ WHEEZING ]
>> [ CACKLING CONTINUES ]
>> Mordecai: GOOD...?
>> TELL HIM I'M MAKING US A
HEALTHY DINNER.
>> Muscle Man: IS THAT STARLA?
LET ME TALK TO HER!
>> Mordecai: BUT YOU TOLD ME TO
COVER FOR YOU!
>> Muscle Man: THIS IS IT!
I'M NOT GONNA GO OUT ON A LIE!
NOW GIVE ME THE PHONE!
BABE, LISTEN UP.
I GOT SOMETHIN' IMPORTANT TO
TELL YOU, AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA
LIKE IT.
>> OKAY.
>> Muscle Man: I KNOW I'M
SUPPOSED TO BE ON A DIET, BUT
I'M IN A HOT-DOG-EATING CONTEST
WITH DEATH, AND I'M ABOUT TO
LOSE!
>> WHAT?!
>> Muscle Man: I'VE ONLY GOT A
FEW MINUTES LEFT, AND I JUST
WANTED YOU TO KNOW...
[ Voice breaking ] I LOVE YOU.
>> DON'T YOU GIVE UP, MITCH!
HANG ON!
STOP THE CAR, MOM!
MY MAN NEEDS ME!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
>> [ CACKLING ]
[ CACKLING CONTINUES ]
>> Muscle Man: [ GROANS ]
[ ALL GASP ]
[ CAR HORN BLARING ]
[ Weakly ] HUH?
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
>> MITCH!
>> Muscle Man: STARLA?!
UGH!
[ GROANS ]
>> MI-I-I-I-TCH!
>> Muscle Man: [ GROANS ]
>> YOU CAN'T DIE!
>> Muscle Man: I'M SORRY, BABE.
I'M SORRY I LIED TO YOU AND
HURT YOU LIKE THIS.
EVEN IF I HAD TO EAT WHEAT GERM
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, I'D DO
IT IF IT MEANT ONE MORE DAY WITH
YOU.
BUT, I GUESS, IN THAT CASE, THE
REST OF MY LIFE WOULD ONLY BE
ONE DAY, BUT...YOU KNOW WHAT I'M
SAYIN'.
>> OF COURSE I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
SAYING.
I ALWAYS KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
SAYING.
THAT'S WHY I LOVE YOU WITH ALL
MY HEART.
>> Muscle Man: REALLY?
YOU LOVE ME THAT MUCH?
>> WHOLLY AND TRULY.
AND BECAUSE OF THAT, I WON'T
LET YOU GO WITHOUT ONE LAST
TASTE OF YOUR MOST...
FAVORITE...FOOD.
>> Together: EWWW!
>> OH, THAT'S DISGUSTING!
[ BOTH SMOOCHING, SLURPING ]
>> Rigby: ARE PEOPLE ALLOWED
TO DO THAT TO EACH OTHER?
>> IT'S -- UGH!
IT'S SO -- I'M FEELIN' A
LITTLE...
[ VOMITS ]
>> DISQUALIFI-I-I-ED!
[ BUZZER ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> BUT WHO WOULDN'T GET SICK?
AREN'T YOU SEEIN' THIS?
>> Mordecai: YEAH, MUSCLE MAN!
>> Rigby: WHOOOOO!
>> All: MUSCLE MAN!
MUSCLE MAN!
MUSCLE MAN --
[ CROWD GROANING ]
>> HEY, LOSER!
HERE'S YOUR COMPLIMENTARY SHIRT,
YOU LOSER!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> YOU BETTER ENJOY THE NEXT FEW
DAYS, 'CAUSE YOUR DEADLINE JUST
GOT MOVED UP BIG-TIME!
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
>> Muscle Man: THANKS FOR
COMING, STARLA.
NONE OF THOSE DOGS CAN MATCH MY
FUN BUN.
I'LL EAT THAT WHEAT GERM IF IT
REALLY MAKES YOU HAPPY.
>> DIDN'T I TELL YOU?
I BOUGHT WING KINGDOM BRAND
WHEAT GERM.
IT'S SOUTHEAST ASIAN BUFFALO
RANCH!
>> Muscle Man: NO ONE GETS ME
LIKE YOU DO, BABE.
[ BOTH SMOOCHING, SLURPING ]
>> Rigby: SHOULD WE TELL
MUSCLE MAN THERE'S A HOT DOG
STICKING OUT OF HIS POCKET?
>> Mordecai: NAH.
HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT.
>> Mordecai: [ Sleepily ]
MM...MARGARET.
MORE COFFEE, PLEASE.
>> Rigby: [ Sleepily ]
I'M THE PIZZA KING.
[ DOOR CREAKS ]
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACH ]
>> Muscle Man: [ GRUNTING ]
[ SMACK! THUD! ]
>> Rigby: [ GASPS ]
MUSCLE MAN?! DUDE!
>> Mordecai: MUSCLE MAN, QUIT
IT!
>> Muscle Man: [ GRUNTING ]
>> Benson: [ HUMMING ]
[ SIGHS ]
I THOUGHT I TOLD THEM TO CLEAN
THIS UP!
>> Muscle Man: I DON'T KNOW WHAT
HAPPENED!
>> Mordecai: YEAH, RIGHT.
YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO PRANK US.
>> Muscle Man: IT'S NOT A PRANK!
>> Skips: YEAH, I GOT A FEW
BRUISED RIBS BECAUSE OF YOU!
>> Hi Five: YOU WOULDN'T STOP
HITTING ME UNTIL I PRETENDED TO
BE DEAD!
>> Pops: YOU SMASHED MY
MODEL-TRAIN SET!
>> Thomas: HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND
OUT WHERE I LIVE?!
>> Muscle Man: I'M SORRY!
I DIDN'T MEAN TO!
>> Benson: WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> Mordecai: MUSCLE MAN'S
BEATING PEOPLE UP IN HIS SLEEP.
>> Muscle Man: I WOULDN'T DO
THAT.
I HATE SENSELESS VIOLENCE.
I SERIOUSLY CAN'T REMEMBER
FIGHTING YOU GUYS!
>> Rigby: AT THIS RATE, HE'S
GONNA PUT US ALL IN THE
HOSPITAL.
BENSON, WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING.
>> Benson: "WE"?
>> Mordecai: YEAH.
THIS IS A PARK PROBLEM.
EVERYBODY'S GOT TO BE ON BOARD.
>> Benson: THIS HAS NOTHING TO
DO WITH ME.
ANYTHING THAT HAPPENS IN THE
PARK AFTER HOURS IS YOUR OWN
PROBLEM.
[ FOOTSTEPS APPROACH ]
>> Muscle Man: [ GRUNTS ]
[ YELLS ]
>> Benson: HUH? [ GASPS ]
OKAY. THIS IS A PARK PROBLEM.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, IT IS.
THOMAS LOST A TOOTH LAST NIGHT.
>> Thomas: I STILL DON'T KNOW
HOW HE KNOWS WHERE I LIVE.
>> Mordecai: AND RIGBY WON'T GO
TO SLEEP UNLESS WE BARRICADE OUR
BEDROOM DOOR.
>> Rigby: SLEEP IN THE HALLWAY
IF YOU WANT.
IT'S YOUR FUNERAL.
>> Muscle Man: I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME.
IT'S NOT LIKE I WANT TO HURT YOU
GUYS.
>> Benson: YEAH, WELL, YOU
OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO CONTROL OVER
YOURSELF WHEN YOU'RE SLEEP
FIGHTING.
>> Skips: YOUR SLEEP STRENGTH IS
DOUBLE YOUR NORMAL STRENGTH.
NOBODY'S SAFE UNTIL WE GET YOU
TO STOP.
WE GOT TO FIND THE SOURCE OF
YOUR PROBLEM AND TAKE IT HEAD
ON!
>> Muscle Man: WHAT IF I CAN'T
BE FIXED?
AM I JUST GONNA BE A
SLEEP-FIGHTING FREAK FOR THE
REST OF MY LIFE?
>> Mordecai: DON'T WORRY,
MUSCLE MAN.
WE WON'T GIVE UP UNTIL YOU'RE
CURED.
>> Muscle Man: THANKS, GUYS.
YOU'RE THE BEST.
>> Benson: MUSCLE MAN, CAN YOU
HEAR ME?
>> Muscle Man: LOUD AND CLEAR,
BRO.
>> Benson: OKAY, WE'RE GONNA GET
STARTED.
>> Muscle Man: WAIT!
I UNDERSTAND THE ROPES, BUT WHAT
ARE ALL THESE CAMERAS FOR?
YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING
WEIRD, RIGHT?
>> Benson: RELAX. WE'RE JUST
GONNA WATCH YOU SLEEP.
>> Skips: WE THINK YOUR SLEEP
FIGHTING IS BEING CAUSED BY
NIGHT TERRORS.
IF WE FIGURE OUT WHAT KIND OF
DREAMS YOU'RE HAVING, WE MIGHT
BE ABLE TO CURE YOU.
>> Muscle Man: BUT WHAT IF I
BREAK OUT AND HURT YOU GUYS
AGAIN?
>> Mordecai: WE PADLOCKED YOUR
TRAILER FROM THE OUTSIDE.
PLUS, YOU'D HAVE TO GET THROUGH
RIGBY, AND HE'S WEARING A
POLICE-DOG ATTACK SUIT THAT WE
FOUND IN THE TRASH.
>> Rigby: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
>> Mordecai: THERE'S NO WAY YOU
CAN GET TO US.
>> Benson: OKAY, HERE WE GO,
MUSCLE MAN.
AND...
[ EASY-LISTENING MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Muscle Man: UGH!
WHAT IS THIS JUNK?!
[ SNORING ]
>> Thomas: [ SLURPING ]
GUYS, WAKE UP.
I THINK HE'S DREAMING.
>> Muscle Man: [ GRUNTING ]
>> Skips: TURN UP THE VOLUME.
>> Muscle Man: NO!
GET OFF OF ME! [ GRUNTS ]
LET GO! [ GRUNTS ]
>> Benson: WHATEVER HE'S SEEING,
IT'S INTENSE.
>> Muscle Man: [ GRUNTS ]
>> Mordecai: [ GASPS ]
HE'S BREAKING LOOSE!
>> Muscle Man: [ GRUNTS ]
[ ALL GASP ]
I'M GONNA TURN YOUR FACE INTO A
MEATBALL PIZZA!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ YELLS ]
>> Pops: LOOK!
>> Rigby: WHERE'S MUSCLE MAN?!
>> Mordecai: YOU'RE ON, DUDE.
>> Rigby: PLEASE DON'T MAKE
ME -- [ GRUNTS ]
[ WHIMPERS ]
AAH!
[ THUD! SMACK! ]
NOT THE FACE!
>> Mordecai: SORRY, RIGBY.
>> Rigby: THE SUIT'S NOT
WORKING!
[ SMACK! THUD! ]
[ WHIMPERS ]
THANKS A LOT, GUYS -- FOR BEING
SUCH GREAT SPECTATORS!
>> Pops: I DO HOPE WE FIGURE
THIS OUT SOON.
I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH MORE OF
THIS CHAOS I CAN ENDURE.
>> Mordecai: SO WHAT'S PLAN "B"?
>> Muscle Man: PLAN "B" IS TO
SAY, "BYE-BYE, MUSCLE MAN."
>> Mordecai: WHAT?!
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
>> Muscle Man: SOME PLACE FAR
AWAY WHERE I CAN'T HURT YOU GUYS
ANYMORE -- ACROSS TOWN AT THE
CHEAP MOTEL.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?!
>> Skips: YOU GOT TO LET US TRY
TO HELP YOU.
>> Benson: WE JUST GOT STARTED.
>> Muscle Man: AND I'M ENDING
IT.
GOODBYE, BROS.
>> Hi Five: WAIT!
I WAS GOING OVER THE
SURVEILLANCE TAPES FROM LAST
NIGHT.
THERE'S SOMETHING YOU GUYS GOT
TO SEE!
[ ALL LAUGHING ]
OKAY, OKAY.
THAT'S NOT WHAT I WANTED TO SHOW
YOU GUYS.
CHECK THIS OUT.
>> Skips: OH.
COULD BE A TECHNICAL GLITCH.
>> Benson: NO. WAIT!
CAN YOU GET A CLOSER LOOK,
FIVES?
WHAT'S THAT -- OFF MUSCLE MAN'S
SWEAT?
>> Hi Five: UH, LET ME ENHANCE
THE RESOLUTION.
>> Mordecai: CREEPY.
>> Skips: WHOA.
>> Benson: WHAT IS THAT?
>> Skips: THE CAMERA MUST HAVE
PICKED UP SOME REMNANTS OF YOUR
DREAM.
>> Benson: DO YOU RECOGNIZE
THESE THINGS?
>> Muscle Man: OH, NO, BRO!
>> MWAH! GOODBYE, SWEETIE!
[ Baby voice ] MOMMY LOVES YOU!
>> WE'LL BE GONE UNTIL TOMORROW
NIGHT.
ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN HANDLE
THIS, MITCH?
>> Muscle Man: COME ON, BABE.
I CAN TAKE CARE OF A LITTLE
BABY.
GO HAVE FUN WITH YOUR SISTER AT
YOUR CURLING TOURNAMENT.
>> OKAY.
>> Muscle Man: MMMMMM!
>> MISS YOU, MUSCLE MUFFIN.
>> Muscle Man: MISS YOU, TOO,
PORK CHOP.
BRING HOME THE GOLD!
ALL RIGHT, TIME TO SWITCH ON THE
REAL BABYSITTER.
>> WAIT, MR. BANK ROBBER!
DON'T YOU WANT TO PLAY?
>> YOU HUGGSTABLES STAY AWAY
FROM ME!
>> I KNOW!
LET'S GIVE HIM A HUG!
>> All: YAY!
>> Muscle Man: [ SCOFFS ]
NEXT!
>> "DESTROY! DESTROY! DESTROY!"
THE WORLD'S GNARLIEST CRASH
PITS!
>> Muscle Man: ALL RIGHT!
>> [ CRIES ]
>> Muscle Man: HUH? WHAT?
ARE YOU SICK? HUNGRY?
YOU MAKE A MESS IN YOUR DIAPER?
>> [ CRYING CONTINUES ]
>> Muscle Man: UGH! UGH! UGH!
>> GET BACK!
>> All: HUGS!
>> [ COOS, GIGGLES ]
>> Muscle Man: [ SIGHS ]
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> OOH!
NOW HE'S BEAUTIFUL GLITTER!
[ GIGGLES ]
LET'S SING THE GLITTER SONG!
>> * GLITTER SHIMMERS
>> Muscle Man: UGH. CREEPY.
>> OH, NO! MORE TROUBLE!
>> All: HUGGSTABLES -- HUG!
HUG!
>> Muscle Man: WHY WON'T THEY
STOP HUGGING PEOPLE?!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> HUG TIME!
>> HELP ME!
>> [ GIGGLING ]
>> Muscle Man: UH...
>> [ Echoing ] WANT A HUG?
>> Muscle Man: I TRIED TO TURN
IT OFF, BUT EVERY TIME I DID,
THE BABY WOULD START CRYING
AGAIN.
THEY PLAYED ALL EIGHT SEASONS --
257 EPISODES, BACK-TO-BACK.
WHEN STARLA AND HER SISTER FOUND
ME THE NEXT DAY, I WAS CRYING IN
A BALL ON THE FLOOR.
>> Mordecai: IT SOUNDS LIKE THAT
SHOW MESSED YOU UP PRETTY BAD.
>> Benson: THAT MUST BE WHAT'S
CAUSING YOUR NIGHTMARES.
>> Muscle Man: HOW DO I GET THEM
OUT OF MY HEAD?
>> Skips: HEY, POPS, DO YOU
STILL HAVE THAT DREAM CATCHER I
LET YOU BORROW WHEN YOU WERE
HAVING THOSE TALKING-DOG
NIGHTMARES?
>> Pops: YES.
THEY RIDE BICYCLES NOW, BUT IT'S
NOT AS SCARY.
>> Skips: GOOD.
I HAVE A PLAN.
SO, WHEN I GIVE THE WORD, TILT
THE DREAM CATCHER TOWARDS
MUSCLE MAN, AND IT WILL DRAW OUT
THE NIGHTMARES.
>> Pops: HOW DELIGHTFUL!
I USUALLY MISS THIS PART BECAUSE
I'M ASLEEP.
>> Muscle Man: [ SNORING ]
[ TOY-PIANO MUSIC PLAYS ]
OH, NO, BRO!
>> DO YOU WANT A HUG?!
>> COME ON, FRIENDS!
LET'S GIVE HIM A HUG!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Muscle Man: NO! NO!
>> HUGS! HUGS! HUGS!
>> Muscle Man: GET OFF ME, YOU
FREAKS!
[ GROANING ]
[ YELLING ]
>> Skips: NOW!
>> Rigby: IT'S WORKING!
>> Skips: WHY ARE THERE SO
MANY?!
>> Mordecai: MUSCLE MAN WATCHED
EIGHT SEASONS' WORTH!
>> WEE!
>> Skips: THERE'S TOO MANY OF
THEM!
>> WEE!
>> Skips: UH-OH!
>> [ LAUGHING ]
>> Pops: [ SCREAMING ]
>> HUGS!
>> Rigby: HUG THIS!
>> Thomas: AAH!
>> Skips: GRAB A WEAPON!
>> Mordecai: COOL!
>> Rigby: SKIPS, WHY DO YOU HAVE
ALL THIS STUFF?
>> Skips: HEY, WHEN YOU'RE AS
OLD AS ME, YOU HAVE SOME PRETTY
CRAZY DREAMS!
[ ZAPPING ]
[ YELLS ]
>> Thomas: [ INHALES DEEPLY ]
[ POP! ]
>> Mordecai: SHOOT, IT'S FULL!
>> HUGS! HUGS! HUGS!
>> HUGS! HUGS!
>> Pops: [ LAUGHS ]
OOH! BAD SHOW!
>> Both: POPS!
[ GRUNTING ]
>> AAH!
>> Rigby: DID WE GET THEM ALL?
[ FOOTSTEPS THUDDING ]
>> [ Deep voice ] WANT A HUG?
>> Rigby: WE'RE OUT OF
DREAM CATCHERS.
>> Skips: NO.
THERE'S STILL ONE LEFT.
>> Mordecai: SKIPS, THIS
DREAM CATCHER'S WAY TOO SMALL.
>> Skips: I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT
THAT DREAM CATCHER.
>> Benson: UGH!
I TOLD YOU GUYS TO PUT THAT RAMP
AWAY!
>> Skips: YOU'RE GONNA BE GLAD
THEY DIDN'T.
HANG ON!
[ ENGINE REVS ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Muscle Man: [ GRUNTS ] WHAT?
I HAD THE WEIRDEST DREAM.
YOU WERE IN IT, AND YOU WERE IN
IT.
YOU WEREN'T, THOMAS.
>> Mordecai: SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE
CURED.
>> Muscle Man: YOU GOT THOSE
THINGS OUT OF MY HEAD?
I REALLY OWE YOU GUYS, BIG-TIME.
>> Benson: DON'T MENTION IT.
NOW, LET'S ALL GO GET SOME
SLEEP.
>> Pops: BUT BEFORE WE DO, GROUP
HUG?
>> Mordecai: UH, NO THANKS,
POPS.