>> Pops: FIRST, YOU ENVISION THE
SHAPE YOU WANT TO MAKE IN YOUR
MIND, AND THEN...
VOILà!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Mordecai: WHOA.
THAT'S PRETTY COOL, POPS.
>> Rigby: YEAH.
I THINK I GET IT NOW.
>> Benson: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA.
JUST STOP IT, BOTH OF YOU.
I DON'T TRUST YOU GUYS TO DO
THIS.
IT'S WAY TOO IMPORTANT.
>> Mordecai: HEY, WE COULD HAVE
GOTTEN IT!
>> Benson: UH, I DOUBT THAT.
IT'S THE FIRST THING PEOPLE SEE
WHEN THEY WALK INTO THE PARK.
I DON'T WANT YOU GUYS MUCKING IT
UP.
BACK UP, BACK UP, BACK UP.
LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE.
YOU HAVE TO BE VERY PRECISE WHEN
YOU'RE DOING THE TRIM.
YOU GUYS ARE JUST GONNA MAKE A
MESS OF IT.
THERE'S NO WAY I'M LETTING YOU
DO THIS.
HEY, HEY, HEY!
GIVE ME THAT!
I CAN'T TRUST YOU TWO WITH
ANYTHING.
YOU HAVE TO SQUEEZE AND RELEASE.
MAKE SURE THE BAG LANDS IN THE
CAN.
ALL RIGHT, POPS.
WHAT GIVES?
WHAT ARE WE ALL DOING UP HERE?
>> Rigby: YEAH.
WHAT'S THE DEAL, POPS?
>> Pops: I'LL EXPLAIN TO YOU THE
DEAL.
BENSON, I'M AFRAID YOU HAVE A
SERIOUS TRUST PROBLEM WITH
MORDECAI AND RIGBY.
>> Benson: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
YOU BROUGHT US ALL THE WAY OUT
HERE FOR THIS?!
[ SIGHS ]
ALL RIGHT. FINE.
MORDECAI, RIGBY, I TRUST YOU.
THERE. I SAID IT.
IS THAT GOOD?
CAN WE LEAVE NOW?
BECAUSE I HAVE A LOT TO DO
TODAY.
I HAVE TO FINISH TAKING
INVENTORY AND --
>> Pops: OKAY, OKAY.
IF YOU TRUST THEM, THEN YOU
SHOULD HAVE NO PROBLEM
PERFORMING A TRUST FALL.
>> Benson: [ GROANS ]
YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
>> Pops: SIMPLY FALL BACK INTO
MORDECAI AND RIGBY'S ARMS, AND
WE'LL GET BACK IN THE CAR AND GO
HOME RIGHT NOW.
>> Benson: [ SIGHS ]
[ GROANS ]
ALL RIGHT, FINE!
I CAN'T DO IT!
I DON'T TRUST THEM TO CATCH ME!
DO YOU HEAR ME?!
I DON'T TRUST THEM!
[ Echoing ] TRUST THEM!
TRUST THEM!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
>> Pops: WELL, THAT'S WHAT I
THOUGHT.
SO, HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.
YOU'RE GONNA BE BLINDFOLDED AND
LED DOWN THE MOUNTAIN BY
MORDECAI AND RIGBY THROUGH A
SERIES OF TRUST-BASED OBSTACLES.
>> Benson: PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE
JOKING.
>> Rigby: AH, SWEET!
BENSON'S TOTALLY GONNA TRUST US
AFTER THIS.
>> Mordecai: [ Chuckling ] YEAH,
HE IS.
>> Benson: NO WAY.
I'M NOT DOING IT.
THIS IS CRAZY.
I CAN'T TRUST MY LIFE IN THE
HANDS OF THESE TWO IDIOTS.
>> Pops: NOW, MAKE SURE NOT TO
TAKE YOUR BLINDFOLD OFF UNTIL
YOU REACH THE BOTTOM OF THE
MOUNTAIN.
YOU MUST LET THEM LEAD YOU.
TRUST ME.
IT'LL BE WORTH IT.
>> Benson: WAIT!
I CAN'T EVEN TRUST THEM TO MOW
THE LAWN!
[ CAR DOOR CLOSES ]
>> Rigby: IT'S ALL GOOD, BENSON.
WE GOT THIS.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
>> Pops: SEE YOU AT THE BOTTOM!
>> Rigby: LATER, POPS!
>> Mordecai: SEE YA!
MAN, BY THE TIME WE GET YOU TO
THE BOTTOM OF THIS MOUNTAIN,
YOU'RE TOTALLY GONNA TRUST US.
>> Both: WH-O-O-O-OA!
>> Benson: [ SIGHS ]
YOU GUYS BETTER NOT SCREW UP.
>> Mordecai: OKAY. STEP RIGHT.
>> Rigby: ALL RIGHT. LAST ONE.
AAH!
>> Benson: [ GRUNTS ]
[ GROANS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
I KNEW I COULDN'T TRUST YOU.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, YOU CAN'T
TAKE OFF YOUR BLINDFOLD.
>> Benson: THERE'S NO WAY I'M
WALKING AROUND BLIND AFTER THAT
LAST TEST.
>> Rigby: IT WAS JUST AN
ACCIDENT.
IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
>> Benson: SURE IT WON'T.
>> Mordecai: COME ON, BENSON.
JUST PUT THE BLINDFOLD BACK ON
AND WE'LL TRY AGAIN.
>> Benson: I'M BETTER OFF ON MY
OWN.
>> Mordecai: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO
LET US LEAD YOU.
>> Benson: THAT'S NOT GONNA
HAPPEN.
[ BUZZING ]
[ SCREAMS ]
>> Mordecai: IT'S KIND OF FUNNY
THAT YOU TOOK OFF YOUR BLINDFOLD
BUT WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO AND THEN
GOT BLINDFOLDED AGAIN ANYWAYS...
BY NATURE.
[ CHUCKLES ]
UH...DOES YOUR FACE FEEL BETTER?
>> Rigby: CAN YOU SEE ANYTHING?
>> Benson: NO AND NO.
[ SIGHS ]
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M STUCK ON
THIS MOUNTAIN WITH YOU TWO.
>> Mordecai: YOU KNOW, IF YOU
WOULD HAVE JUST GIVEN US A
CHANCE ON THOSE TRUST EXERCISES,
WE WOULD HAVE MADE IT TO THE
BOTTOM OF THE MOUNTAIN BY NOW.
>> Benson: I GAVE YOU A CHANCE,
AND I FELL.
>> Rigby: YEAH, BUT WE CAUGHT
YOU.
>> Benson: NO, YOU DIDN'T!
FALLING ON TOP OF YOU DOESN'T
COUNT.
>> Rigby: I THINK IT DOES.
>> Benson: NO, IT DOESN'T!
BESIDES, I'M NOT GOING TO PUT MY
LIFE IN THE HANDS OF TWO
INCOMPETENT SLACKERS.
>> Mordecai: PBHT!
>> Rigby: COME ON.
IT'S NOT OUR FAULT YOU HAVE
TRUST ISSUES.
>> Benson: OH, IT'S NOT?
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT?
THAT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE I CAN
THINK OF A FEW TIMES WHEN IT WAS
YOUR FAULT.
[ DOG BARKS ]
>> Both: * B-B-B-BENSON CAN'T
TRUST US *
* BENSON CAN'T TRUST US
>> Benson: SO, I SHOULD TRUST
YOU?
I SHOULD TRUST YOU?
>> Both: UH...
>> Benson: YEAH, I THOUGHT SO.
[ SIGHS ]
I'VE HAD ENOUGH SITTING AROUND.
I'M GOING TO FIND MY OWN WAY
DOWN THE MOUNTAIN.
>> Mordecai: BENSON, YOU CAN'T
SEE ANYTHING.
CAN'T YOU AT LEAST WAIT TILL
MORNING?
>> Benson: MAYBE YOU CAN WAIT
TILL MORNING, BUT INVENTORY AND
BACK ORDERS CAN'T.
>> Rigby: BENSON, THERE'S A
BRANCH.
>> Benson: AAH!
>> Rigby: SEE? I TOLD YOU!
>> Benson: [ GRUNTS ]
JUST GET ME OUT OF THIS WOODS.
>> Mordecai: WE GOT TO MAKE SURE
HE DOESN'T HURT HIMSELF.
SHRUB ON YOUR LEFT.
>> Rigby: ROCK.
ROCK.
BIGGER ROCK.
>> Benson: WILL YOU TWO JUST --
[ THUD ]
HUH?
>> Mordecai: IT'S A SIGN.
>> Benson: LET'S SEE.
OH, WE'RE BACK ON THE MAIN PATH.
>> Mordecai: UH, BENSON, THIS IS
DEFINITELY NOT THE MAIN PATH.
>> Benson: IT'S GOT TO BE.
WHY ELSE WOULD THEY PUT A SIGN
HERE?
>> Rigby: BUT THE SIGN SAYS,
"KEEP OUT.
SACRED ANIMAL BURIAL GROUND."
>> Benson: YEAH, RIGHT.
YOU'RE PROBABLY JUST GETTING A
KICK OUT OF SEEING ME BLINDLY
WANDER AROUND.
>> Rigby: BENSON, WAIT UP!
>> Mordecai: THIS DOESN'T LOOK
RIGHT, BENSON.
LET'S TURN BACK.
>> Benson: I KNOW WHAT I'M
DOING, UNLIKE YOU TWO.
[ GROUND RUMBLING ]
>> Rigby: WHOA!
WHAT'S GOING ON?
[ ANIMALS SHRIEKS ]
>> Benson: WHAT'S GOING ON?!
>> CHILDREN OF THE LIVING, YOU
BELONG NOT IN THIS REALM.
>> Benson: OH, NICE TRY,
MORDECAI.
I'VE HEARD YOU MAKE THAT VOICE
BEFORE.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
THAT'S NOT ME.
>> YOU TREAD ON SACRED GROUND.
TURN BACK WHILE YOU CAN.
>> Benson: YOU'RE NOT GONNA FOOL
ME WITH THAT OLD TRICK.
>> Mordecai: BENSON, WE GOT TO
GET OUT OF HERE.
>> Rigby: YEAH, COME ON, COME
ON!
>> Benson: NO! LET GO OF ME!
>> YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR.
YOU WILL PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE.
[ ZAP! ]
>> [ GROWLS ]
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
>> Benson: HEY!
>> Rigby: DID WE LOSE 'EM?!
>> Mordecai: I DON'T --
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
[ GROANING ]
>> YOU WILL NOT LEAVE THIS
FOREST ALIVE.
[ ALL GROANING ]
>> Mordecai: IT'S ALL BROKEN.
>> Rigby: [ GROANS ]
>> Benson: [ GROANS ] MY ARMS.
[ ANIMALS HOWLING ]
THAT ISN'T YOU GUYS, IS IT?
>> [ BARKING ]
>> Mordecai: NOPE, DEFINITELY
NOT US.
>> Benson: OKAY, MAYBE I WAS
WRONG ABOUT THAT BEING THE MAIN
PATH, BUT I JUST CAN'T TRUST
YOU.
GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT.
DO WE HAVE A CHANCE OF GETTING
OUT OF HERE?
>> Mordecai: YEAH, THERE'S A
CHANCE.
BUT THE ONLY WAY IT'S GONNA WORK
IS IF YOU TRUST US.
[ ANIMALS HOWLING ]
>> Benson: I DON'T HAVE MUCH OF
A CHOICE, DO I?
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT.
RIGBY, GRAB THAT ROPE OVER THERE
AND TAKE IT TO BENSON.
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Rigby: [ MUFFLED SCREAM ]
>> Mordecai: BENSON, YOU'RE
GONNA RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN,
AND WHEN I SAY "JUMP," YOU'RE
GONNA DO A LITTLE JUMP.
>> Benson: JUMP? JUMP HOW FAR?
>> Mordecai: NOT FAR.
>> Benson: YOU BETTER KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE DOING!
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Mordecai: RUN!
JUMP!
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
>> Benson: WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
I THOUGHT YOU SAID IT WASN'T
THAT FAR!
>> Mordecai: I DIDN'T THINK
YOU'D JUMP IF I SAID IT WAS FAR!
OKAY, RIGBY, GET READY TO GRAB
AS HARD AS YOU CAN!
>> Rigby: [ GRUNTS ]
>> Mordecai: NOW!
NOW LET GO!
[ ALL GROANING ]
WHATEVER WASN'T BROKEN, IT'S
BROKEN NOW.
[ GROANS ]
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Mordecai: DUCK!
RUN!
FLIP!
>> Benson: FRONT FLIP OR
BACKFLIP?
>> Mordecai: FRONT!
SPIN RIGHT! RUN!
NOW RUN FORWARD AND BACKFLIP!
>> Benson: WHAT?!
FORWARD AND A BACKFLIP?!
>> Mordecai: YES! TRUST ME!
>> [ GROWLING ]
>> Mordecai: KEEP MOVING!
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> Mordecai: LEFT, RIGHT, JUMP.
LEFT, RIGHT, JUMP.
>> Benson: WHAT'S THAT NOISE?
>> Mordecai: ROCKSLIDE!
JUMP!
>> [ SQUAWKS ]
>> Mordecai: MONKEY BARS!
>> Rigby: [ MUFFLED SCREAM ]
>> [ SQUAWKS ]
>> Mordecai: FRONT FLIP, MONKEY
BARS!
FORWARD, BACKFLIP, UP, RIGHT!
>> [ SQUAWKS ]
>> Mordecai: [ SCREAMING ]
FLIP!
PULL UP!
LEGS, BACK! TWIST FLIP, HANDS!
FLIP!
BALANCE!
RUN IN PLACE LIKE A LUMBERJACK!
>> [ SCREECHING ]
>> Mordecai: DUCK!
DO YOU HEAR THAT TRAIN?
RUN TOWARDS IT AND THEN JUMP!
>> Benson: YOU BETTER BE RIGHT
ABOUT THIS!
>> Mordecai: RUN, JUMP!
[ SCREAMS ]
ARMS, LEGS!
[ SCREECH! ]
GO UP!
>> THIS IS WHERE IT ENDS.
>> Mordecai: [ SCREAMS ]
>> Benson: WHO'S THERE?!
>> Mordecai: BACKFLIP!
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> Mordecai: HANDS, FEET, HANDS,
FEET, HANDS, FEET, HANDS, FEET,
HANDS, FEET, HANDS -- STOP!
>> Benson: WHAT'S THE MATTER?!
WHY DID WE STOP?!
>> Mordecai: THERE'S NOWHERE
ELSE TO GO BUT DOWN!
>> Benson: WHAT?!
>> Mordecai: DO YOU TRUST US?
>> Benson: [ BREATHES HEAVILY ]
YES!
>> Mordecai: DO YOU TRUST US
WITH YOUR LIFE?!
>> Benson: YES, I TRUST YOU WITH
MY LIFE!
>> Mordecai: THEN JU-U-U-U-MP!
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> I ADMIRE YOUR LEVEL OF TRUST
FOR ONE ANOTHER, CHILDREN OF THE
LIVING.
IF YOU SURVIVE THIS FALL, YOU
ARE FREE TO GO.
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> Benson: I'M SORRY!
I SHOULD HAVE TRUSTED YOU!
>> Mordecai: IT'S OKAY, BENSON!
SOMETIMES WE SLACK OFF!
>> Benson: I LOVE YOU GUYS!
>> Mordecai: WE LOVE YOU, TOO!
>> Rigby: [ Muffled ] I LOVE
YOU!
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> Mordecai: TRUST FALL!
>> Pops: [ LAUGHS ]
GOOD SHOW!
BENSON, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU FOR
COMPLETING THE TEST.
>> Benson: [ COUGHING ]
>> Mordecai: [ COUGHING ]
>> Pops: NOW, I'VE FIXED US ALL
SOME HAM SANDWICHES, WHICH I
TRUST YOU'LL ENJOY.
MMM!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Mordecai: TAKE US TO THE
HOSPITAL.
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
>> Benson: ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE,
QUIET DOWN.
WE'VE GOT THE USUAL SAME OLD
SAME OLD TODAY.
MUSCLE MAN AND HI FIVES, MOW
THE LAWN.
SKIPS, REPAIR THE GARBAGE
DISPOSAL.
AND, MORDECAI AND RIGBY, I NEED
YOU TO GET RID OF THE POSSUMS
LIVING IN THE ATTIC.
>> Mordecai: UGH! AGAIN?
>> Rigby: THOSE GUYS ARE BACK
LIKE EVERY WEEK!
>> Benson: LIKE I SAID, THE
USUAL SAME OLD SAME OLD.
IF ANYONE NEEDS ME, I'LL BE IN
MY OFFICE.
>> Rigby: MAN.
>> Mordecai: COME ON, DUDE.
LET'S GET THE HOSE.
>> Pops: EVERYONE, WAIT!
>> Mordecai: WHAT IS IT, POPS?
>> Pops: Shh!
FOLLOW ME.
I'VE BROUGHT YOU TO MY SECRET
PLACE TO DISCUSS BENSON.
TOMORROW MARKS THE
10th ANNIVERSARY OF HIS
EMPLOYMENT AT THE PARK.
>> Thomas: 10 YEARS?
>> Rigby: NO WONDER HE LOOKS SO
USED UP.
>> Pops: I'D LIKE TO PRESENT HIM
WITH A GIFT AT TOMORROW
MORNING'S MEETING AS A TOKEN OF
OUR APPRECIATION.
>> Mordecai: THAT'S A GREAT
IDEA, POPS.
>> Muscle Man: YEAH, GUYS LIKE
BENSON NEED RECOGNITION TO FEEL
GOOD ABOUT THEMSELVES.
>> Pops: WELL, THEN, WHAT SHOULD
WE GET HIM?
>> Mordecai: HOW ABOUT A WALLET?
>> Skips: A NEW PLAQUE FOR HIS
DESK?
>> Pops: PORCELAIN CUFF LINKS!
>> Thomas: A BOX OF P--
>> Hi Five: A GOLD-PLATED
CLIPBOARD.
>> Muscle Man: A SNOW GLOBE!
>> Thomas: A BOX OF P--
>> Mordecai: A MONOGRAMMED
BUSINESS SHIRT?
>> Skips: A BOX OF CHOCOLATES.
>> Thomas: A BOX OF --
>> Hi Five: A PAIR OF SOCKS!
>> Thomas: A BOX OF --
>> Muscle Man: A
GLOW-IN-THE-DARK BUSINESS TIE!
>> Thomas: A BOX OF PENS!
>> Pops: HMM.
THERE MUST BE SOMETHING MORE
MEANINGFUL WE CAN GIVE BENSON.
>> Rigby: [ CHUCKLES ]
OH, I KNOW!
WHY DON'T WE GET HIM A MUG THAT
SAYS "WORLD'S BEST BOSS"?
[ CHUCKLES ]
AM I RIGHT?
>> Muscle Man: YEAH!
THAT'D BE AWESOME!
>> Pops: I AGREE.
THAT'S THE PERFECT GIFT FOR
BENSON!
>> Muscle Man: YEAH, THAT'D BE
SWEET!
>> Rigby: WAIT. WHAT?
BUT HE'S NOT REALLY THE WORLD'S
BEST BOSS.
HE'S AN OKAY BOSS, NOT THE BEST
BOSS.
THAT'S THE JOKE!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, THERE'S NO
SUCH THING AS THE WORLD'S BEST
BOSS.
IT'S JUST A COOL GIFT.
>> Pops: THEN IT'S SETTLED.
TO THE MALL!
>> Together: YEAH!
>> Rigby: SURE, I GUESS.
>> Mordecai: AW, YEAH, A MUG
SHOP!
LET'S FIND THIS THING AND THEN
HEAD TO THE FOOD COURT FOR SOME
CINNAMON BUNS.
DUDE, I DON'T SEE IT.
>> Rigby: ME EITHER.
>> Skips: KEEP LOOKING.
WE'LL FIND IT.
>> Muscle Man: HEY, RIGBY.
[ LAUGHS ]
AW, SICK!
RIGBY JUST TOUCHED THIS BUTT
WITH HIS FACE!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Rigby: KNOCK IT OFF!
>> Muscle Man: WHATEVER, DUDE.
JUST KEEP YOUR FACE AWAY FROM MY
MUG.
>> Pops: EXCUSE ME.
DO YOU HAVE ANY
"WORLD'S BEST BOSS" MUGS?
>> SORRY.
WE'RE ALL OUT, BRO.
>> Pops: OH, NO!
>> Rigby: UGH!
LET'S JUST GO HOME.
>> Mordecai: NO, DUDE.
ONE OF THESE STORES HAS TO
HAVE IT.
LET'S JUST SPLIT UP AND FIND IT.
>> Muscle Man: [ LAUGHS ]
I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
TOUCHED THAT BUTT WITH YOUR
FACE.
>> Rigby: STOP TALKING!
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Skips: THIS IS THE LAST
STORE.
IF THEY DON'T HAVE IT, WE'RE OUT
OF LUCK.
>> Mordecai: THEY HAVE TO
HAVE IT.
COME ON.
DO YOU HAVE ANY MUGS THAT SAY
"WORLD'S BEST BOSS"?
>> "WORLD'S BEST BOSS," HUH?
YEAH, WE HAVE ONE MORE.
>> Mordecai: YES!
>> Pops: HOORAY!
>> YEAH, CHECK THE GLASSWARE IN
THE BACK.
>> Hi Five: I CAN'T BELIEVE WE
FINALLY FOUND IT.
>> HEY, MAN, YOU GOT ANY
"WORLD'S BEST BOSS" MUGS?
>> YEAH, BUT I THINK THOSE GUYS
WANT IT.
[ GONG CLANGS ]
>> Skips: THAT WAY!
>> Hi Five: WHA? HUH?
>> Mordecai: LET GO!
>> IT'S MINE!
>> Mordecai: AAH!
>> Both: NOOOOOOOO!
>> Rigby: I GOT IT!
>> YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PAY FOR
THAT!
>> Pops: DID IT WORK?
>> Muscle Man: [ SQUEALS ]
UNH!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
>> Pops: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO
DO?
WE DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO GIVE
BENSON AT TOMORROW MORNING'S
MEETING!
>> Skips: WE'LL THINK OF
SOMETHING.
>> Rigby: GUYS! WE FOUND IT.
>> Mordecai: THEY'RE SELLING IT
ON THIS WEBSITE.
CHECK IT OUT!
>> MOST BOSSES ARE HORRIBLE.
>> YOUR WIFE AND KIDS CAN WAIT,
JOHNSON!
I NEED THOSE REPORTS NOW!
>> SOME ARE GOOD.
>> NICE WORK, HOLLY.
>> A FEW ARE GREAT.
>> PIZZA PARTY!
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> BUT ONLY ONE CAN BE THE
WORLD'S BEST BOSS.
AND DOESN'T THE WORLD'S BEST
BOSS DESERVE THE WORLD'S BEST
MUG?
IT'S NOT JUST ANY MUG.
IT'S THE BEST MUG --
THE BEST MUG IN THE WORLD.
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
ORDER IT NOW!
>> Pops: THAT'S PERFECT!
>> Rigby: YEAH, AND THEY
GUARANTEE OVERNIGHT SHIPPING.
>> Muscle Man: WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR, BRO?
ORDER IT!
>> Mordecai: UGH!
WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?
>> Skips: IT SHOULD BE HERE BY
NOW!
>> Pops: I HOPE IT ARRIVES SOON.
BENSON WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
>> Muscle Man: IT'S PROBABLY
JUST STUCK IN TRAFFIC.
>> Rigby: DUDE, MUSCLE MAN,
WHAT'S WITH THE TIE?
>> Muscle Man: IT'S CALLED
BUSINESS CASUAL.
I'M JUST TRYING TO LOOK NICE FOR
BENSON'S ANNIVERSARY.
>> Thomas: WERE WE SUPPOSED TO
DRESS UP?
[ HORN HONKS ]
>> DELIVERY.
>> Rigby: FINALLY!
>> SIGN HERE, PLEASE.
>> Thomas: WHOA.
>> Skips: UH, WE ORDERED A
REGULAR-SIZE MUG, RIGHT?
>> Rigby: THAT BOX IS HUGE!
>> Mordecai: IT MUST BE FULL OF
PACKING PEANUTS OR SOMETHING.
>> Pops: I'LL OPEN IT!
BENSON WILL BE SO DELIGHTED
WHEN --
>> All: POPS!
>> AHH.
>> Muscle Man: POPS, ARE YOU
OKAY?
>> Pops: [ WHIMPERS ]
>> Mordecai: DUDE, WHAT'S YOUR
PROBLEM?
>> IF YOU ORDER THE
"WORLD'S BEST BOSS" MUG, YOU
HAVE TO BE PREPARED TO MEET THE
WORLD'S BEST BOSS.
WHOO!
DOUG McFARLAND AT YOUR SERVICE.
>> Muscle Man: WHO CARES WHO YOU
ARE?
GIVE US THE MUG!
>> I'M AFRAID I CAN'T DO THAT.
ONLY THE WORLD'S BEST BOSS CAN
DRINK FROM THIS MUG.
>> Pops: WELL, BENSON IS A FAR
GREATER BOSS THAN YOU!
>> Rigby: AND EVEN IF HE ISN'T,
WE PAID FOR THAT THING, SO HAND
IT OVER!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
OR ELSE WHAT?
>> Skips: WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR
THIS.
BENSON WILL BE HERE SOON!
>> Muscle Man: HE'S ONLY ONE
DUDE.
LET'S JUST TAKE IT FROM HIM.
>> Thomas: UH, DO I HAVE TO DO
THIS, TOO?
>> Together: YES!
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT, DOUG,
HAND IT OVER.
[ DIALING ]
>> Rigby: UH...
>> [ SIPS ]
OH, DID YOU MEET MY STAFF?
BEST IN THE BIZ.
THEY GOT ME THIS MUG, SO YOU'RE
GONNA HAVE TO WORK IT OUT WITH
THEM.
>> Mordecai: NOT A PROBLEM.
>> OKAY, TEAM, TOP PRIORITY ON
TODAY'S AGENDA -- TEACH THESE
LOSERS HOW WE DO BUSINESS.
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> Rigby: YAAH!
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
>> LOOKIN' GOOD, GENTLEMEN.
EXTRA VACATION DAYS FOR THE GUY
WITH THE MOST KNOCKOUTS.
I'M LIKING THE INITIATIVE,
McGINLEY.
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
>> ROGERS, SHRED THE T.I.E.
REPORT.
>> T.I.E. REPORT?
>> YEAH, THE T.I.E. REPORT.
>> Muscle Man: OH, NO, BRO.
>> I'M ON IT, SIR.
[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]
>> Muscle Man: [ SQUEALING ]
>> Benson: YOU GUYS, NONE OF THE
CHORES WERE DONE YESTER--
WHAT THE...
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?!
>> Mordecai: UH, CAN YOU COME
BACK IN A COUPLE OF MINUTES?
[ GRUNTS ]
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A SURPRISE.
UNH!
>> OH.
SO YOU MUST BE BENSON.
CAN'T SAY I'M IMPRESSED WITH
WHAT I'VE SEEN SO FAR.
WHOO!
>> Benson: WHAT?
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR
EMPLOYEES THOUGHT YOU DESERVED
THIS MUG.
>> Benson: MUG?
WHAT IS THIS GUY TALKING ABOUT?
>> Rigby: WE WANTED TO GET YOU A
"WORLD'S BEST BOSS" MUG FOR YOUR
ANNIVERSARY.
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Benson: THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
I'M FAR FROM BEING THE WORLD'S
BEST ANYTHING.
AND WHY WOULD I WANT A MUG?
JUST STOP, GUYS!
>> Mordecai: NO!
YOU DESERVE IT, BENSON!
YOU'RE A GOOD BOSS!
UNH!
>> Pops: INDEED!
YOU'VE NEVER MISSED A DAY OF
WORK.
>> Skips: AND YOU STAY LATER
THAN ANYONE ELSE!
OHH!
>> Thomas: UNH!
YOU ALWAYS REMEMBER MY NAME.
>> Rigby: AND EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE
MAD MOST OF THE TIME, IT'S
USUALLY OUR FAULT!
UNH!
>> AWW. HOW SWEET.
>> Benson: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
CALL OFF YOUR GUYS!
>> YOU CAN'T STOP IN THE MIDDLE
OF A JOB.
LET THE EMPLOYEES WORK IT OUT.
>> Muscle Man: [ SQUEALING ]
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> Muscle Man: [ GRUNTING ]
HUNH!
>> STOP THEM!
>> Benson: EVERYBODY TOGETHER!
>> NO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
WHAT KIND OF A BOSS ARE YOU?
>> Benson: THE WORLD'S BEST
BOSS.
>> WHOA! WHOA! UNH!
OHH! UNH!
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
[ HORN HONKS ]
>> Mordecai: HERE, BENSON.
YOU EARNED THIS.
>> Muscle Man: WHOO-HOO!
>> Benson: THANKS, GUYS.
I KNOW I'M NOT THE BEST BOSS IN
THE WORLD, BUT IT'S NICE TO HAVE
A MUG THAT SAYS I AM.
NOW, CLEAN UP THIS MESS OR
YOU'RE ALL FIRED!