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[ LAUGHTER ]

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>> Muscle Man: DUDE, I CAN'T

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BELIEVE YOU CAN'T EVEN LIFT ONE

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BOX.

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>> Mordecai: SHUT YOUR FACE!

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I CAN LIFT IT!

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[ GRUNTING ]

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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>> Muscle Man: DUDE, YOU SOUND

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LIKE POPS CRYING.

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>> Mordecai: FINE. YOU TRY.

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>> Muscle Man: FINE.

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[ GRUNTING ]

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>> Mordecai: SEE?

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IT'S NOT SO EASY.

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>> Muscle Man: [ Strained ] SHUT

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YOUR FACE.

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[ CLATTERING ]

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>> Mordecai: [ GASPS ]

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DUDE, IT'S "21-12 TIME ATTACK"

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DIRECTOR'S CUT ON LASERDISC!

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>> Muscle Man: WHOA. WHOA.

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HOLD ON.

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IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER, I'D

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THINK I JUST HEARD YOU SAY,

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"THAT'S '21-12 TIME ATTACK' ON

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LASERDISC."

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[ GASPS ]

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>> Rigby: THAT'S THE DIRECTOR'S

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CUT?

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IT'S INCREDIBLY RARE.

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>> Muscle Man: WHICH MEANS WE

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INCREDIBLY HAVE TO WATCH THIS

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RIGHT NOW.

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>> Rigby: AND HOW ARE WE

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SUPPOSED TO PLAY IT?

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WE DON'T HAVE A LASERDISC

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PLAYER.

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>> Muscle Man: DON'T WORRY,

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DUDES.

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I KNOW A PLACE.

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ALL RIGHT.

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LET ME DO THE TALKING.

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HEY, TIMMY!

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>> MUSCLE MAN. HOW'S IT BEEN?

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>> Muscle Man: OH, YOU KNOW,

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JUST TAKING IT EASY.

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LISTEN, WE'RE LOOKING FOR A

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LASERDISC PLAYER.

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>> OH, YOU MEAN "LAMERDISC

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PLAYER."

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[ SNICKERS ]

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YOU'RE OUT OF LUCK, DUDE.

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[ Chuckling ] NOBODY CARRIES

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THOSE THINGS ANYMORE.

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>> Muscle Man: COME ON, MAN.

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YOU GOT TO HAVE SOMETHING!

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>> SORRY.

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THOSE THINGS ARE ANCIENT.

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[ Sarcastically ] WHY DON'T YOU

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GO CHECK IN A LIBRARY?

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>> HEY-OH!

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BECAUSE A LIBRARY'S WHERE OLD,

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JUNKY STUFF GOES.

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>> Both: HEY-OH!

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>> [ LAUGHS ]

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>> [ LAUGHS ]

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AW, YEAH.

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>> Muscle Man: IT'S NOT FUNNY.

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>> Mordecai: COME ON.

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LET'S JUST GO.

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>> Muscle Man: THEY KEEP

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LAUGHING, BUT IT'S NOT FUNNY!

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>> Mordecai: OKAY.

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WE CAN SEARCH FOR ONE HERE.

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"LASERDISC PLAYER."

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>> Muscle Man: WHY'S IT TAKING

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SO LONG?

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>> Mordecai: GIVE IT A SECOND!

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>> HELLO, FRIENDS.

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WE OVERHEARD YOU WERE LOOKING

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FOR A LASERDISC PLAYER.

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HOW ABOUT A VCR, INSTEAD?

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>> "VHS -- THE VHS-BEST."

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>> Mordecai: UH, NO, THANKS.

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>> Rigby: THE LASERDISC IS WHAT

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WE WANT.

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>> [ CHUCKLES ]

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GOOD LUCK FINDING ONE OF THOSE.

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THERE'S PLENTY OF VHS TAPES OUT

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THERE.

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>> "VHS -- QUANTITY."

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>> Rigby: LASERDISC IS HIGHER

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QUALITY, THOUGH.

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>> WELL, TRUE, BUT DID YOU KNOW

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THE BRAIN CAN ONLY PROCESS SO

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MUCH INFORMATION?

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>> "VHS -- CAN'T TELL THE

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DIFFERENCE."

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>> Muscle Man: HEY, LOSERS,

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YOU'RE ALL UP IN OUR BUSINESS.

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LEAVE US ALONE.

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>> YOU'RE MAKING A HUGE MISTAKE.

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[ COMPUTER BEEPS ]

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>> Mordecai: YES! THEY HAVE ONE.

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[ PENCIL SCRATCHES ]

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[ ALL HMMing ]

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>> Muscle Man: HEY, OLD MAN!

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>> Mordecai: GET US YOUR

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LASERDISC PLAYER.

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>> LASERDISC PLAYER?

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[ CHUCKLES ] NO, NO.

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WE DON'T HAVE ONE HERE.

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[ PAPER CRUMPLES ]

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>> Mordecai: WHAT?

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IT SAID THERE'S ONE IN THE

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BASEMENT.

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>> THE COMPUTER'S OUT OF DATE,

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KID.

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>> Muscle Man: LOOK AT HIS FACE,

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MORDO.

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THIS DUDE IS LYING.

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>> SO, I'M A LIAR, AM I?!

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I'LL SHOW YA!

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[ METAL CLANKS ]

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[ ALL GASP ]

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>> Mordecai: THERE MUST BE

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THOUSANDS OF DIFFERENT FORMATS

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HERE.

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>> OF COURSE.

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THIS IS A LIBRARY.

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BUT AS YOU CAN SEE, NO LASERDISC

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PLAYER.

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>> All: AW.

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>> NOT THAT IT WOULD DO YOU ANY

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GOOD EVEN IF YOU COULD FIND ONE.

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ALL THE LASERDISCS WERE

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DESTROYED -- WIPED OUT BY VHS.

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>> Rigby: NUH-UNH!

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>> Mordecai: SEE?

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>> Muscle Man: YEAH. SEE?

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>> All: SEE? SEE? SEE?

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>> "21-12" -- THE LAST

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LASERDISC.

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THE PROPHECY!

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>> Muscle Man: WHAT?

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>> YEARS AGO, IT WAS FORETOLD

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FOUR CHOSEN ONES WOULD REUNITE

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THE LAST LASERDISC WITH THE LAST

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LASERDISC PLAYER AND END THE

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FORMAT WARS ONCE AND FOR ALL.

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>> Rigby: LOOK, WE JUST WANT TO

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WATCH THE MOVIE.

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>> IN TIME...

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FOR YOU ARE THE DISC MASTERS!

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>> Mordecai: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,

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NO, NO.

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>> YES, YES, YES, YES, YES, YES,

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YES.

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THIS NEW FORMAT WAS PERFECT --

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TOO PERFECT.

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[ SHING! CRASH! ]

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VHS NEEDED TO STOP LASERDISC'S

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SUPERIOR IMAGE AND SOUND

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FIDELITY BEFORE IT COULD SPREAD

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THROUGHOUT SOCIETY.

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SADLY, CONSUMERS HEARD OF IT

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THROUGH WHISPERS AND RUMORS.

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BUT VHS WASTED NO TIME IN

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SNUFFING IT OUT.

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OH, WE TRIED TO PRESERVE THE

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LASERDISC FOR FUTURE

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GENERATIONS...

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[ DOOR SLAMS ]

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[ DOOR SLAMS ]

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...BUT FAILED.

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WHEN THEIR ATTACK WAS DONE, ONLY

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ONE LASERDISC PLAYER REMAINED.

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I AM THE LAST OF MY ORDER, SWORN

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TO PROTECT THE FINAL LASERDISC

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PLAYER.

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AND YOU -- YOU'RE THE CHOSEN

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ONES WHO WILL SET ME FREE.

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>> Mordecai: WH-O-O-OA.

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WHEN DID ALL THIS HAPPEN?

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>> TWO YEARS AGO.

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MAY I?

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>> Mordecai: FINE.

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>> GOOD HEAVENS.

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[ LASERDISC TWINKLES ]

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[ WHIRRING ]

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[ WHIRRING STOPS ]

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[ WHIRRING RESUMES ]

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[ WHIRRING STOPS ]

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>> S.P. TO L.P., S.P. TO L.P.

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TIME TO FAST-FORWARD.

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>> Rigby: WHAT ARE THOSE

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STATUES?

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>> THEY'RE THE GUARDIANS OF

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OBSOLETE FORMATS.

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BETAMAX, 8-TRACK, FLOPPY DISK,

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REEL-TO-REEL.

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YOU SEE, ONE DOES NOT JUST TAKE

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THE LAST LASERDISC PLAYER.

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YOU MUST AWAKEN THE GUARDIANS

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FIRST.

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[ HYDRAULICS WHIR ]

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>> Muscle Man: WHAT THAT...?

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AW, MAN. SICK.

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[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

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>> All: OOH.

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>> Muscle Man: WE DID IT.

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>> DISC MASTERS, BEHOLD THE LAST

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LASERDISC PLAYER.

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>> Mordecai: COOL.

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>> MY LIEGE.

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>> MY LIEGE.

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>> MY LIEGE.

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>> MY LIEGE.

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>> All: WH-O-O-OA.

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>> THEY ARE YOUR PROTECTORS.

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THE LASERDISC FORMAT HAS MANY

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ENEMIES WHO WILL STOP AT NOTHING

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TO DESTROY THOSE WHO WIELD ITS

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POWER.

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KNOWING THE DANGERS, WILL YOU

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STILL TAKE THE PLAYER?

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>> Mordecai: YEAH.

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>> Rigby: WE JUST REALLY WANT TO

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WATCH THIS.

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[ FOOTSTEPS THUD ]

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>> ONE MORE THING.

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[ ALL GROAN ]

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>> Muscle Man: WHAT NOW, BRO?

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>> LIBRARY CARD, PLEASE.

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>> Muscle Man: I CAN'T BELIEVE

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YOU DON'T HAVE A LIBRARY CARD.

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>> Rigby: YOU DON'T HAVE ONE,

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EITHER.

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[ BELL DINGS ]

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[ SCANNER BEEPS ]

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>> OKAY. ALL SET.

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[ FOOTSTEPS THUD ]

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>> HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.

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>> Mordecai: HUH?

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>> WE TOLD YOU YOU WERE MAKING A

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MISTAKE.

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>> Rigby: AW, COME ON!

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>> Muscle Man: DIDN'T WE TELL

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YOU LOSERS TO GET LOST?

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>> WE CAN'T GET LOST.

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FOR, YOU SEE, WE ARE THE

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ANCIENT ORDER OF THE VHS.

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THANK YOU FOR REVEALING THE

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LOCATION OF THE LAST LASERDISC

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PLAYER.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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NOW HAND IT OVER OR DIE!

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>> "VHS -- YOUR VH-DEATH."

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>> [ CHUCKLES ] LASERDISC WILL

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RISE AGAIN, FOR THEY ARE THE

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CHOSEN ONES, AND THEY WOULD

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GLADLY DIE FOR LASERDISC.

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ISN'T THAT RIGHT, DISC MASTERS?

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>> All: UH...

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>> Rigby: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT

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DIE, PER SE.

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>> VERY WELL.

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[ GUNS COCK ]

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[ ALL GASP ]

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>> FIRE!

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[ LAUGHING MANIACALLY ]

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CHARGE!

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[ GUARDIANS WHIRRING ]

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>> BOOMER-REEL!

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>> RGB BEAM!

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>> RANDOM-ACCESS MAYHEM!

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>> SEND IN THE TAPE REWINDERS!

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[ TIRES SCREECH ]

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>> RUN!

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>> I GOT THIS!

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[ TIRES SCREECH ]

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[ GUN CLATTERS ]

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>> [ GRUNTS ]

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[ PADDLES WHINE ]

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[ MOANS ] HUH? WHERE AM I?

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>> YES! WE'RE DOING IT!

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>> THE DAY WE'VE WORKED FOR IS

290
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UPON US!

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>> INDEED.

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[ GASPS ]

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OH, NO.

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[ DISPLAY BEEPS ]

295
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>> THE VC-ARBITRATOR!

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[ BEEP ]

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I'LL HANDLE THIS.

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>> 8-TRACK! N-O-O-O-O!

299
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>> 8-TRACK ATTACK!

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[ PINGING ]

301
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[ BEEPING ]

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>> AAH!

303
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>> 8-TRA-A-A-CK!

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HE WAS TWO WEEKS FROM

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RETIREMENT.

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AAH!

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>> Muscle Man: EVERYONE OKAY?

308
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>> [ Weakly ] DISC MASTERS...

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I'M...DONE FOR.

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[ COUGHS ]

311
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I DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD COME TO

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THIS, BUT WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF

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OPTIONS.

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IT'S TIME I SHED THIS WEAK HUMAN

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FORM.

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PLACE THE LASERDISC ON MY CHEST.

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>> Rigby: OKAY.

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>> NOW TOUCH HANDS AND CHANT,

319
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"SIC SEMPER FIDELITY."

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>> All: UM...

321
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>> JUST DO IT!

322
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>> All: SIC SEMPER FIDELITY.

323
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SIC SEMPER FIDELITY.

324
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SIC SEMPER --

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WHOA!

326
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>> THE LASERDISC GUARDIAN!

327
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>> IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

328
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>> [ WARBLING ]

329
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>> Both: WHAT?

330
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>> DISC MASTERS, COVER YOUR

331
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EARS.

332
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>> Both: OKAY.

333
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>> NO, NO. COVER YOUR EARS.

334
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>> 44.1 KILOHERTZ SAMPLE RATE!

335
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[ LASERDISC WHIRRING ]

336
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>> AAH!

337
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>> DUDE, MUSCLE MAN, MY BOSS

338
00:09:42,616 --> 00:09:43,951
HEARD ME MAKING FUN OF YOU, AND

339
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HE TOTALLY FIRED ME.

340
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IS IT COOL IF I HANG OUT WITH

341
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YOU GUYS?

342
00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:51,291
>> INFRARED BLAST!

343
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INFRARED BLAST!

344
00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:55,528
INFRARED BLAST!

345
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>> [ CHUCKLES ]

346
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[ SCREAMS ]

347
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>> All: HUZZAH!

348
00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:12,846
>> DISC MASTERS, THE FORMAT WARS

349
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ARE OVER!

350
00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:17,317
>> [ WARBLING ]

351
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>> AGREED.

352
00:10:18,385 --> 00:10:20,821
>> ALL HAIL THE DISC MASTERS!

353
00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:21,822
>> All: HAIL!

354
00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:23,657
>> Muscle Man: SO, CAN WE WATCH

355
00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:25,959
"21-12 TIME ATTACK" NOW?

356
00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:28,428
>> SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY --

357
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THEY'RE...ATTACKING?

358
00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:31,598
BUT THEY'RE FROM ANOTHER TIME!

359
00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:33,266
>> I GUESS IT'S JUST LIKE MY

360
00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:34,935
GRANDFATHER BOT SAID --

361
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"IN 21-12, ANYTHING IS

362
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POSSIBLE."

363
00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:41,541
>> THIS TRULY IS A 21-12 TIME

364
00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:42,676
ATTACK.

365
00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:43,911
WE'RE GONNA NEED A LOT MORE

366
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HOVERBIKES.

367
00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:45,913
>> Mordecai: DUDE, IT'S GETTING

368
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LATE.

369
00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:48,248
HOW MUCH IS LEFT?

370
00:10:48,248 --> 00:10:48,916
[ BEEP ]

371
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[ ALL GROAN ]

372
00:10:50,583 --> 00:10:52,252
>> Mordecai: 2 1/2 HOURS?

373
00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:53,754
>> Muscle Man: THE DIRECTOR'S

374
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ORIGINAL VISION BLOWS.

375
00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:57,590
>> [ WARBLING ]

376
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[ ALL TALKING ]

377
00:10:58,525 --> 00:10:59,893
>> Mordecai: THE PICTURE'S

378
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AMAZING.

379
00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:25,052
>> Rigby: HU-- HU-- HUUUU--

380
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>> Mordecai: WHAT?

381
00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:26,954
>> Rigby: HU-- HU--

382
00:11:26,954 --> 00:11:29,256
HUNDRED-DOLLAR BILL!

383
00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:34,728
WHAT THE...?!

384
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>> Mordecai: GET IN!

385
00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:46,239
[ TIRES SCREECH ]

386
00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:49,109
[ LAUGHTER ]

387
00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:50,177
>> Rigby: AW, MAN!

388
00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:51,845
IT'S THOSE COUNTRY-CLUB JERKS!

389
00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,246
>> [ CHUCKLES ]

390
00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:55,315
THEY TOTALLY FELL FOR IT.

391
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,584
>> [ CHUCKLES ] THAT'S RICH!

392
00:11:57,584 --> 00:11:59,252
>> KIND OF LIKE US.

393
00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:00,087
[ LAUGHTER ]

394
00:12:00,087 --> 00:12:01,121
>> Rigby: YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY

395
00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:01,855
TO DO THAT TO PEOPLE?!

396
00:12:01,855 --> 00:12:02,923
>> Mordecai: LET'S SEE HOW YOU

397
00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:04,024
LIKE IT!

398
00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:05,759
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]

399
00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:06,659
>> Rigby: HM-HM-HM-HM!

400
00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:07,861
HM-HM-HM-HM! HM!

401
00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:10,330
>> OH! STOP! SECURITY!

402
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:11,999
[ GATES CREAK ]

403
00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:12,532
>> Mordecai: AAH!

404
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:13,600
UNGH!

405
00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,667
HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

406
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:15,468
[ GATES CLOSE ]

407
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:16,770
YOU CAN'T TAKE OUR GOLF CART!

408
00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:18,171
>> HERE AT THE COUNTRY CLUB, WE

409
00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:19,272
CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT.

410
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:21,141
>> THAT'S RIGHT, BABE.

411
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[ GLASSES CLINK ]

412
00:12:21,809 --> 00:12:22,375
[ BOTH SLURP ]

413
00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:23,610
>> Rigby: GIVE US BACK OUR CART!

414
00:12:23,610 --> 00:12:25,178
>> I'D RATHER NOT.

415
00:12:25,178 --> 00:12:26,479
YOU KNOW WHY?

416
00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:27,647
BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA DESTROY IT

417
00:12:27,647 --> 00:12:28,849
TONIGHT AT OUR ANNUAL

418
00:12:28,849 --> 00:12:30,117
SUMMER SOLSTICE EVENT.

419
00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:31,718
WHAT DO YOU THINK, DEAR?

420
00:12:31,718 --> 00:12:33,620
>> OH, I THINK IT'S A MARVELOUS

421
00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,155
IDEA.

422
00:12:35,155 --> 00:12:35,655
[ GLASSES CLINK ]

423
00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:36,289
[ BOTH SLURP ]

424
00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:37,858
NOW, WHAT DO YOU ALL SAY WE

425
00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:39,526
LEAVE THIS SIDESHOW AND GET

426
00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:40,727
SOME HORS D'OEUVRES?

427
00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:43,696
[ ALL AGREEING ]

428
00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:45,032
>> Mordecai: MAN, FORGET THIS.

429
00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:46,666
I'M GOING TO GET THE CART.

430
00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:49,837
[ ALARM BLARING ]

431
00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:52,539
>> Both: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

432
00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:53,540
[ BOTH GRUNT ]

433
00:12:53,540 --> 00:12:55,075
>> Rigby: MAN, BENSON'S GONNA

434
00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:56,709
KILL US WHEN HE FINDS OUT THE

435
00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:57,677
CART IS MISSING.

436
00:12:57,677 --> 00:12:59,379
>> Mordecai: HE'S NOT GONNA FIND

437
00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:01,714
OUT.

438
00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:02,816
GUYS, WE NEED YOUR HELP.

439
00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:03,984
>> Pops: WHAT'S THE MATTER?

440
00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:05,085
>> Rigby: YOU GUYS HAVE TO

441
00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:06,253
PROMISE NOT TO TELL BENSON.

442
00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:07,254
THE GOLF CART JUST GOT

443
00:13:07,254 --> 00:13:08,655
CONFISCATED BY THE COUNTRY CLUB,

444
00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:09,756
AND WE NEED YOUR GUYS' HELP TO

445
00:13:09,756 --> 00:13:11,524
BREAK IN AND GET IT BACK.

446
00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:13,894
WHAT'S THE MATTER?!

447
00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:14,828
DIDN'T YOU GUYS HEAR US?!

448
00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:15,829
>> Muscle Man: YEAH, WE HEARD

449
00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:16,496
YOU, BRO.

450
00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:18,265
BUT I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE NEAR

451
00:13:18,265 --> 00:13:19,399
THAT COUNTRY CLUB.

452
00:13:19,399 --> 00:13:20,233
>> Mordecai: WHAT? WHY?!

453
00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:21,334
>> Muscle Man: A COUPLE OF YEARS

454
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,170
AGO, THEY CONFISCATED A MEAT

455
00:13:23,170 --> 00:13:24,337
LOCKER I HAD OUTSIDE OF MY

456
00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:24,771
TRAILER.

457
00:13:24,771 --> 00:13:26,173
>> Hi Five: THEY ALSO STOLE MY

458
00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:27,240
FOUR-WHEELER.

459
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:29,276
>> Pops: MY PRIZED ORCHID.

460
00:13:29,276 --> 00:13:30,177
>> Thomas: WAIT -- THERE'S A

461
00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:30,911
COUNTRY CLUB?

462
00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:32,379
>> Skips: I'VE HAD TO REPLACE 30

463
00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:33,746
DREAM CATCHERS 'CAUSE OF THOSE

464
00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:34,181
GUYS.

465
00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:35,548
AND WITH THE AMOUNT OF MONEY

466
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,918
THEY HAVE, THEY'RE UNSTOPPABLE.

467
00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:38,952
SO STAY AWAY FROM THEM.

468
00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:40,120
>> Mordecai: COME ON, GUYS.

469
00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,521
WE CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU.

470
00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,356
>> Skips: SORRY. NO CAN DO.

471
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:44,424
>> Mordecai: YEAH, WELL, WE

472
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:45,592
DON'T HAVE MUCH OF A CHOICE.

473
00:13:45,592 --> 00:13:46,759
IF WE DON'T GET THE CART BACK,

474
00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:48,395
THEN BENSON'S GONNA KILL US!

475
00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:50,597
>> Rigby: ALL RIGHT, FINE!

476
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:51,398
WE'LL GO IN OURSELVES!

477
00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:52,465
BUT CAN YOU GUYS AT LEAST MAKE

478
00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:53,533
SURE BENSON DOESN'T FIND OUT

479
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:54,534
ABOUT THE CART BEFORE WE GET

480
00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:54,801
BACK?

481
00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:56,736
>> Skips: YEAH, WE CAN DO THAT.

482
00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:59,272
>> Mordecai: REMEMBER, WE'VE GOT

483
00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:00,941
TO BLEND IN.

484
00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:01,975
>> WELL, THAT WAS AN ABSOLUTELY

485
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:02,575
TERRIFIC MATCH.

486
00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:03,610
>> Mordecai: 40-LOVE, AM I

487
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:04,044
RIGHT?

488
00:14:04,044 --> 00:14:04,945
>> Rigby: ACE.

489
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:06,579
>> JUST SWELL.

490
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,081
>> Mordecai: LET'S START IN

491
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:10,117
HERE.

492
00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:12,452
>> Both: WH-O-O-O-O-O-OA.

493
00:14:12,452 --> 00:14:14,387
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

494
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:15,222
[ LAUGHTER ]

495
00:14:15,222 --> 00:14:16,256
>> All: CHEERS.

496
00:14:16,256 --> 00:14:17,124
[ LAUGHTER ]

497
00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:18,926
>> All: CHEERS.

498
00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:22,395
[ BOTH LAUGH ]

499
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:23,163
>> All: CHEERS.

500
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:24,631
[ BOTH SLURP ]

501
00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:28,468
>> Rigby: THIS PLACE IS CRAZY.

502
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:29,469
IS THIS A BATHROOM?

503
00:14:29,469 --> 00:14:30,971
>> Mordecai: WEIRD.

504
00:14:30,971 --> 00:14:32,906
LET'S KEEP GOING.

505
00:14:34,975 --> 00:14:36,910
WHAT THE...?

506
00:14:38,745 --> 00:14:40,513
WHAT'S WITH ALL THE TOILETS?

507
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,983
[ DOOR HANDLE RATTLES ]

508
00:14:48,588 --> 00:14:49,622
>> [ Swedish accent ] DID YOU

509
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:51,491
HEAR SOMETHING?

510
00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:52,492
>> [ Swedish accent ] MAYBE IT

511
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:53,994
WAS YOUR IMAGINATION.

512
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,162
>> JA, I ALWAYS LET MY

513
00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:56,829
IMAGINATION GET THE BEST OF ME.

514
00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,999
[ BOTH STOMPING ]

515
00:14:58,999 --> 00:15:01,168
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]

516
00:15:01,168 --> 00:15:01,935
>> Both: WHEW!

517
00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:04,771
[ MUFFLED GROANS ]

518
00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:06,339
>> Benson: OKAY, I'M TIRED OF

519
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:08,008
ASKING QUESTIONS, SO NOW YOU'RE

520
00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,542
GOING TO TELL ME WHAT'S GOING

521
00:15:09,542 --> 00:15:09,943
ON.

522
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:12,679
THOMAS, I KNOW YOU KNOW.

523
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:13,846
>> Thomas: HUH?! WHA--

524
00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:15,348
>> Benson: I SUGGEST YOU SPILL

525
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:15,715
IT!

526
00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:17,184
>> Skips: ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY

527
00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:17,884
SETTLE DOWN.

528
00:15:17,884 --> 00:15:19,219
>> Benson: WELL, LOOK WHO

529
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:20,353
DECIDED TO CHIME IN.

530
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:21,854
>> Skips: OKAY, I'M GONNA TELL

531
00:15:21,854 --> 00:15:23,456
YOU WHAT'S GOING ON, BUT YOU'RE

532
00:15:23,456 --> 00:15:25,458
NOT GONNA LIKE IT.

533
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:26,526
>> Benson: [ Echoing ] WHAT?!

534
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[ BIRDS SQUAWKING ]

535
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[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]

536
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>> Both: HUH? WHA--?

537
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>> WELL, WELL, WELL.

538
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EVERYONE, PLEASE JOIN ME IN

539
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WELCOMING OUR HONORED GUESTS.

540
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

541
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>> Mordecai: LET US GO!

542
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>> Rigby: YEAH, AND GIVE US OUR

543
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CART BACK!

544
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>> OH, YOU'LL BE SEEING YOUR OLD

545
00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:51,851
CART SOON ENOUGH.

546
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BUT NOT BEFORE WE MAKE A FEW

547
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:54,687
IMPROVEMENTS.

548
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>> Mordecai: WHAT DO YOU MEAN,

549
00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:57,524
"IMPROVEMENTS"?

550
00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:59,892
>> WE'LL BE TURNING IT INTO A

551
00:15:59,892 --> 00:16:00,727
TOILET!

552
00:16:00,727 --> 00:16:01,928
[ CROWD CHEERING ]

553
00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:03,730
BRING OUT THE TOILET-MAKING

554
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:05,732
MACHINE!

555
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,336
>> Rigby: YOU HAVE A MACHINE

556
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,004
THAT TURNS THINGS INTO TOILETS?!

557
00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:12,705
>> YEAH, I WOULDN'T EXPECT YOU

558
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TO UNDERSTAND.

559
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YOU'RE NOT RICH!

560
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:16,609
>> NOT AT ALL.

561
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>> GOOD ONE, PUMPKIN CHEEKS.

562
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:20,747
BUT IF YOU WERE, YOU'D KNOW THAT

563
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:22,249
THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN

564
00:16:22,249 --> 00:16:23,750
LIFE IS TURNING OTHER PEOPLE'S

565
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,885
THINGS INTO TOILETS!

566
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>> Mordecai: WHAT?!

567
00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:27,854
THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY

568
00:16:27,854 --> 00:16:28,255
SENSE!

569
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>> Rigby: YEAH!

570
00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:30,190
AND YOU ALREADY HAVE A TON OF

571
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:30,623
TOILETS.

572
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:31,958
WHY DO YOU NEED TO TURN OUR GOLF

573
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:33,026
CART INTO ONE?

574
00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:35,128
>> BECAUSE THIS IS A SPECIAL

575
00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:36,029
OCCASION.

576
00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:38,298
WE'RE GONNA SHOOT IT INTO OUTER

577
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SPACE!

578
00:16:39,032 --> 00:16:40,767
IT'S THE RICHEST WAY TO

579
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CELEBRATE THE SUMMER SOLSTICE.

580
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[ KEYBOARD CLACKING ]

581
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[ CLANKING ]

582
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>> HEY, WHY DON'T WE TURN THEM

583
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INTO TOILETS AND SHOOT THEM INTO

584
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SPACE?

585
00:16:57,584 --> 00:16:58,951
>> EXCELLENT IDEA, ROGER.

586
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,620
NOW BRING OUT THE CART AND START

587
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,389
THE MACHINE.

588
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

589
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[ WARBLING ]

590
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YES.

591
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:16,236
[ MUFFLED GROANS ]

592
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>> DID YOU GET YOUR WIFE

593
00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:18,771
ANYTHING FOR THE SOLSTICE?

594
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:19,906
[ VEHICLE APPROACHES ]

595
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STOP! THIS IS INVITE-ONLY!

596
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:23,009
[ HORN BLARING ]

597
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[ CROWD GASPS ]

598
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>> Both: HMM?

599
00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:25,578
>> WHAT?!

600
00:17:25,578 --> 00:17:26,913
[ TIRES SCREECH ]

601
00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:28,448
>> Benson: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL

602
00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:29,916
ME THE COUNTRY CLUB STOLE THE

603
00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:30,417
CART?!

604
00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:31,484
[ MUFFLED SPEAKING ]

605
00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:33,086
THESE GUYS HAVE BEEN TAKING OUR

606
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STUFF LONG ENOUGH!

607
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>> All: YEAH!

608
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>> Benson: WELL, NOT THIS TIME.

609
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NOT EVERYONE CAN JUST BUY

610
00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,459
ANOTHER BOOM BOX WHEN THEIRS

611
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:40,660
GETS STOLEN, YOU KNOW.

612
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,329
SOME OF US HAVE TO WORK REALLY

613
00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:44,531
HARD TO REPLACE OUR BOOM BOXES.

614
00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:46,333
SO I THINK IT'S TIME WE TAKE

615
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BACK WHAT'S OURS!

616
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:49,269
>> THAT MAY BE A LITTLE

617
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DIFFICULT, SEEING AS HOW YOU'RE

618
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:53,005
NOT RICH!

619
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[ CROWD GASPS ]

620
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[ CROWD SCREAMING ]

621
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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

622
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[ MUFFLED GROANS ]

623
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[ ALL GASP ]

624
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CALL IN THE CAVALRY!

625
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[ LOUD HOOFBEATS ]

626
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>> Rigby: OW!

627
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>> Mordecai: LOOK OUT!

628
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>> Muscle Man: AAAAAAAAAH!

629
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[ GRUNTS ]

630
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[ SQUEALING ]

631
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>> Mordecai: LET'S GET THE CART.

632
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YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE MESSED WITH

633
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US, MAN!

634
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>> Rigby: LET ME HANDLE THIS.

635
00:18:25,505 --> 00:18:27,707
IN YOUR FACE!

636
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:28,741
>> [ LAUGHS ]

637
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I'VE HAD 67 FACE-LIFTS!

638
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I CAN'T FEEL A THING!

639
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>> Both: AAAAAAAAAAH!

640
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,483
>> AND I HAD TIGER TENDONS

641
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IMPLANTED IN MY HANDS.

642
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,687
SO I CAN MESS WITH WHOEVER I

643
00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:41,521
PLEASE!

644
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[ HORSES WHINNY ]

645
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>> Thomas: WHOA!

646
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>> Benson: HEY, WATCH IT!

647
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:45,825
HE'S JUST AN INTERN!

648
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>> INTERN THIS, BUDDY!

649
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>> Pops: [ WHIMPERING ]

650
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>> Skips: [ GRUNTS ]

651
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[ HORSES WHINNY ]

652
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>> [ Swedish accent ] DISABLE

653
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THE WATER CANNON.

654
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>> Pops: [ GRUNTING ]

655
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>> Muscle Man: [ GRUNTS ]

656
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,731
WHERE'S IT COMING FROM?!

657
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:27,967
WE'VE GOT TO TAKE CONTROL OF THE

658
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:29,769
TOWER!

659
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[ GRUNTS ]

660
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>> Mordecai: [ GRUNTS ]

661
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>> Rigby: [ GRUNTS ]

662
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>> YOU'RE RUINING THE SOLSTICE!

663
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THE CART WILL GO THROUGH!

664
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>> Rigby: OHH!

665
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>> STOP! STOP IT!

666
00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:58,331
>> Muscle Man: THOMAS, DON'T LET

667
00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:00,267
THEIR BALLS HIT YOU!

668
00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:04,070
THOMA-A-A-A-S!

669
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>> Skips: [ GRUNTS ]

670
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[ WARBLING ]

671
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>> Both: [ Slo-mo ] N-O-O-O-O-O!

672
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:23,523
[ STATIC ]

673
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>> Mordecai: MUSCLE MAN!

674
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:26,359
YOU GOT TO STALL THE MACHINE!

675
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:26,959
[ STATIC ]

676
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:29,161
>> Muscle Man: I'M ON IT!

677
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:30,863
>> OH! IT SMELLS LIKE BARF!

678
00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:32,299
AAAAAAAH!

679
00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:35,668
>> Hi Five: THERE! SHOOT IT!

680
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:37,637
[ TENNIS BALLS FIRING ]

681
00:20:45,044 --> 00:20:46,045
>> Both: NOW!

682
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:46,679
>> HEY!

683
00:20:46,679 --> 00:20:47,347
[ ZAP ]

684
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:48,548
[ GRUNTS ]

685
00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:50,683
>> Muscle Man: YES!

686
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:53,353
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]

687
00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:54,053
>> NO!

688
00:20:54,053 --> 00:20:56,055
YOU CAN'T STOP THE MACHINE!

689
00:20:56,055 --> 00:20:58,124
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH

690
00:20:58,124 --> 00:21:00,026
THIS THING COSTS?!

691
00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:05,898
>> Mordecai: WELL, THEN, I HOPE

692
00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:07,800
YOU GET YOUR MONEY'S WORTH.

693
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,236
>> [ GRUNTS ]

694
00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:11,504
[ TIRES SCREECH ]

695
00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:12,339
[ GROANS ]

696
00:21:12,339 --> 00:21:15,542
[ SCREAMS ]

697
00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,510
NO!

698
00:21:27,354 --> 00:21:30,923
[ PINGING ]

699
00:21:30,923 --> 00:21:32,258
NO! NO!

700
00:21:32,258 --> 00:21:34,060
N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!!

701
00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:36,162
[ SIRENS WAILING ]

702
00:21:36,162 --> 00:21:38,064
[ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ]

703
00:21:40,232 --> 00:21:41,334
>> Hi Five: I WONDER IF I CAN

704
00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:42,402
STILL RIDE THIS-FOUR WHEELER.

705
00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:43,603
>> Muscle Man: I DON'T KNOW, BUT

706
00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:45,505
I'M DEFINITELY GONNA KEEP USING

707
00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:46,873
THIS MEAT LOCKER.

708
00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:48,040
>> Mordecai: THANKS AGAIN FOR

709
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,108
COMING BACK AND HELPING US,

710
00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:49,442
GUYS.

711
00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:50,677
>> Benson: WELL, YOU KNOW, I'M

712
00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:51,911
PROUD OF YOU TWO.

713
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:53,546
YOU HAD THE GUTS TO STAND UP TO

714
00:21:53,546 --> 00:21:54,914
THESE PEOPLE AND TAKE BACK

715
00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:55,615
WHAT'S OURS.

716
00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:57,116
>> Skips: YEAH, SERIOUSLY.

717
00:21:57,116 --> 00:21:59,185
NOW I CAN FINALLY CATCH UP ON MY

718
00:21:59,185 --> 00:21:59,919
DREAM CATCHING.

719
00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:01,253
>> Rigby: SO, DO YOU THINK THAT

720
00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:02,589
GUY WILL BE ABLE TO SURVIVE UP

721
00:22:02,589 --> 00:22:03,089
IN SPACE?

722
00:22:03,089 --> 00:22:04,090
>> Mordecai: PROBABLY.

723
00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:04,924
HE'S RICH.

724
00:22:04,924 --> 00:22:07,560
[ BOTH LAUGH ]

725
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:08,761
[ SIGHS ]

726
00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:10,597
[ PINGING ]