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>> Both: [ BEAT BOXING ]

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>> Mordecai: EGGS AND SAUSAGE,

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HOT SAUCE AND KETCHUP -- NOW,

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THAT'S WHAT I CALL A HEALTHY BIG

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BREAKFAST!

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>> Rigby: WORRIED 'BOUT YOUR

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THIGHS?

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PUT THE MAYONNAISE ON THE SIDE.

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I SAID MAYONNAISE ON THE SIDE!

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WHY YOU STARIN' AT MY THIGHS?!

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>> Mordecai: ON THE SIDE, I KEEP

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MY MAYO.

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ALL MY PEOPLE, SAY HEY-O!

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[ BOTH LAUGH ]

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YEAH, I HATE MAYO.

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>> Margaret: NO, IT'S COOL.

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IT'S FINE. YEAH, NO.

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NO, I'LL FIGURE IT OUT.

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'KAY, BYE.

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[ TELEPHONE BEEPS ]

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[ SIGHS ]

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>> Rigby: DUDE, MARGARET, THESE

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EGGS ARE GOOD!

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GOT ANY EXTRA MAYO?

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>> Mordecai: WHAT'S WRONG?

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>> Margaret: MY FRIEND TANYA

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JUST BAILED ON ME.

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SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME A

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RIDE TO THE AIRPORT.

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>> Mordecai: WAIT.

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YOU'RE GOING ON A TRIP?

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>> Margaret: YEAH.

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DIDN'T I TELL YOU?

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IT'S JUST THIS --

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I'M GOING TO CHECK OUT THIS

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UNIVERSITY UPSTATE.

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WELL, I'D PROBABLY NEVER EVEN

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GET IN, BUT --

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>> Mordecai: WOW. A UNIVERSITY.

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>> Rigby: I THOUGHT YOU WERE

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ALREADY IN SCHOOL.

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>> Margaret: YEAH, THE COMMUNITY

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COLLEGE.

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BUT I'M JUST GETTING MY GENERAL

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STUDIES OUT OF THE WAY SO I CAN

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TRANSFER AND FOCUS ON WHAT I

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REALLY WANT TO DO.

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HEY, SORRY.

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I GOT TO FIGURE THIS OUT.

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MY INTERVIEW WITH THE UNIVERSITY

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IS FIRST THING TOMORROW, SO I

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CAN'T MISS MY FLIGHT TONIGHT.

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>> Mordecai: HEY, MARGARET.

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I CAN TAKE YOU.

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>> Margaret: REALLY?

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>> Mordecai: YEAH, SURE.

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I'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE.

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>> Margaret: OH, MY GOSH.

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THANK YOU. YOU'RE A LIFE SAVER!

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>> Mordecai: EH...

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[ SCOFFS ]

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>> Margaret: WAIT.

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ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GIVE ME

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A RIDE, AND NOT BECAUSE YOU BET

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SOMEONE YOU COULD, OR --

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>> Mordecai: [ SCOFFS ]

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WHAT? COME ON. WHEN HAVE I --

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BE QUIET.

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LOOK -- NO BETS, NO NOTHING.

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I JUST WANT TO HELP YOU OUT.

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>> Margaret: 'CAUSE I JUST NEED

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A SIMPLE RIDE TO THE AIRPORT.

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WE LEAVE EARLY, GET THERE WITH

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PLENTY OF TIME.

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NO GETTING OFF TRACK.

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NO CRAZINESS.

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>> Mordecai: TRUST ME. I GOT IT.

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>> Margaret: OKAY.

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[ CHUCKLES ]

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SORRY. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

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THIS IS REALLY NICE OF YOU,

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MORDECAI.

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>> Mordecai: NO PROBLEM.

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>> Margaret: PICK ME UP IN FRONT

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OF THE MAIN BUILDING AT 6:00.

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>> Mordecai: 6:00. GOT IT.

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>> Margaret: I'M GONNA SEE IF

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THERE ARE ANY OLD CINNAMON ROLLS

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LEFT FOR YOU.

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>> Mordecai: YEA-YEAH!

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>> Benson: YES, MR. MAELLARD.

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I'M SORRY, SIR.

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>> Mordecai: BENSON?

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>> Benson: ABSOLUTELY.

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I'M WORKING ON IT RIGHT NOW.

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OF COURSE, SIR. I --

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[ SIGHS ]

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WHAT IS IT, MORDECAI?

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>> Mordecai: UH...

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YOU REDECORATE IN HERE?

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HA! I KNEW IT!

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NEW POSTER, RIGHT?

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HA. REALLY COOL.

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CAN I BORROW THE CART?

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>> Benson: WHAT?

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SHOULDN'T YOU BE WORKING?

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I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO RAKE THE

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LEAVES.

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>> Mordecai: OH. YEAH, YEAH.

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I FINISHED THAT.

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[ CHUCKLES ]

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CAN I BORROW THE CART?

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>> Benson: WHAT?!

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>> Mordecai: CAN I BORROW THE

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CART?

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>> Benson: LOOK, I'M BUSY.

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WHAT DO YOU WANT? SPEAK UP!

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>> Mordecai: [ SIGHS ]

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CAN I BORROW THE CART?

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>> Benson: NO.

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BUT YOU CAN BORROW MY CAR.

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>> Mordecai: REALLY?!

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>> Benson: MY CAR'S IN THE SHOP

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GETTING SOME WORK DONE.

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CALM DOWN!

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IT'S JUST BEING DETAILED.

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ANYWAY, IF YOU GO PICK IT UP,

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YOU CAN BORROW IT.

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>> Mordecai: I CAN TOTALLY DO

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THAT.

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THANKS, BENSON.

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YOU'RE THE BEST.

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>> Benson: EH, SAVES ME THE

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TRIP.

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HERE'S THE ADDRESS.

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>> Mordecai: DOWNTOWN?!

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET ALL

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THE WAY OVER THERE?!

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>> Benson: I HOPE YOU GOT GOOD

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WALKING SHOES!

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YES, MR. MAELLARD.

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>> Mordecai: UGH!

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HEY. EXCUSE ME.

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IS THERE A QUICK WAY THROUGH

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MID-TOWN?

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>> WELL, SURE.

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THE FASTEST WAY IS THROUGH 7th.

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>> Mordecai: COOL. 7th. THANKS.

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>> BUT I WOULDN'T GO THROUGH

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THAT PART OF TOWN.

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[ SIREN WAILS ]

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[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]

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>> Mordecai: HELLO?

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>> Margaret: Mordecai.

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What's up?

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>> Mordecai: MARGARET! HEY. HI.

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HOW'S IT GOING?

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>> Margaret: Good!

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Just heading to my class.

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>> Mordecai: OH, YEAH?

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>> HEY.

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HEY, WHERE YOU GOIN', MAN?

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HEY, IS THAT A CELLPHONE?!

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>> NO CELLPHONES, MAN.

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CAN'T YOU READ?

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>> Mordecai: DON'T HAVE ANY

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CHANGE, MAN.

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SORRY.

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JUST SOME DUDES YELLING

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SOMETHING.

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>> Margaret: Hey, so, you're

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still cool to pick me up later,

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yeah?

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>> Mordecai: YEAH!

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WE'RE ALL SET.

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>> Margaret: Awesome.

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You know, I really appreciate

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this.

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The people you can count on for

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rides to the airport, those are

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the most important people in

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your life.

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>> Mordecai: YEAH, EXACTLY!

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>> Margaret: I mean, I don't

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know why I didn't just ask you

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in the first place.

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>> Mordecai: YEAH, I KNOW.

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HEY, CAN YOU HOLD ON A SEC?

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HEY, GUYS. WHAT'S UP?

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>> DIDN'T YOU HEAR MY BOYS

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EARLIER?

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NO CELLPHONES.

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>> Mordecai: WHAT? WHY NOT?

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>> NOBODY TALKS BACK TO

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THE WICKETS!

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>> Mordecai: "THE WICKEDS"?

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>> WICKETS! WICKETS!

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DON'T YOU PLAY CROQUET?!

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>> Mordecai: OKAY, THE WICKETS!

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I'M SORRY!

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>> ACTUALLY, "THE WICKEDS" KIND

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OF SOUNDS TOUGHER, REALLY.

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>> WELL, WHAT ABOUT "THE WICKED

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WICKETS"?

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THAT SOUNDS PRETTY COOL.

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>> QUIET!

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WE'LL DISCUSS IT AT OUR NEXT

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GENERAL MEETING!

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I GUESS YOU'RE NOT FROM AROUND

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HERE, BUT THIS IS OUR TURF!

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AND NOBODY USES CELLPHONES ON

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OUR TURF!

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>> All: YEAH!

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>> Margaret: Mordecai, whose

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voice is that?

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>> Mordecai: WHAT? UH, JUST --

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NOBODY.

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>> OH, HE THINKS WE'RE NOBODIES.

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>> Mordecai: LOOK, GUYS.

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I'M JUST TRYING TO GET TO THE

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MECHANIC'S.

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>> Margaret: Mordecai, are you

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in trouble?

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>> Mordecai: [ CHUCKLES ] WHAT?

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TROUBLE? NO.

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>> YOU DON'T WANT TROUBLE?

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THEN DON'T BREAK THE RULES!

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>> Mordecai: WHAT HAVE YOU GOT

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AGAINST CELLPHONES?

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>> THEY'RE RUDE!

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>> Mordecai: I GOT TO GO.

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I'LL SEE YOU SOON.

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>> Margaret: See you at 6:00.

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>> Mordecai: BYE.

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>> SMART KID.

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LET THIS BE A WARNING TO YOU,

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MORDECAI.

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NO CELLPHONES IN OUR TERRITORY!

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GOT IT?

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NOBODY CROSSES THE WICKETS!

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[ Echoing ] WICKETS! WICKETS!

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>> Mordecai: [ PANTING ]

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[ TOOLS WHIRRING ]

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FINALLY.

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[ TOOLS CLINKING ]

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>> CAN I HELP YOU?

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>> Mordecai: YEAH.

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I'M PICKING UP THE WAGON.

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IS IT ALL SET?

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>> YEAH. THE KEYS ARE --

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YOU'RE NOT BENSON.

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>> Mordecai: NO, I'M MORDECAI.

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I WORK FOR BEN--

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>> ONLY OWNER CAN PICK UP CAR.

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>> Mordecai: WHAT?

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BUT BENSON SENT ME!

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>> RULES ARE RULES.

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, COME ON.

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I HAVE TO GIVE THIS GIRL A RIDE

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TO THE AIRPORT, AND I'M ALREADY

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RUNNING LATE!

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>> I WISH I HAD GIRL PROBLEMS.

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>> Mordecai: UGH!

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[ Dialing ]

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>> Benson: Hello?

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>> Mordecai: BENSON, I'M AT THE

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MECHANICS.

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HE WON'T LET ME TAKE YOUR CAR

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'CAUSE I'M NOT YOU!

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>> Benson: Fine.

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I'll just pick it up tomorrow.

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>> Mordecai: NO!

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I NEED TO BORROW IT NOW!

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REMEMBER?

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>> Benson: [ Sighs ]

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Put me on speaker.

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>> Mordecai: HEY, BENSON WANTS

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TO TALK TO YOU.

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>> HELLO?

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>> Benson: Listen, Raymond.

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Can you please just give

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Mordecai my car?

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>> BENSON, RULES IS RULES!

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>> Benson: Look, I'm too busy to

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go down there.

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Some of us have real jobs!

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>> OH, WHAT?

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RAYMOND DON'T HAVE REAL JOB?!

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>> Benson: If the coveralls fit!

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>> Mordecai: OH, GEEZ.

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>> LISTEN.

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WHO DO YOU THINK FIXED YOUR CAR?

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>> [ Singsong ] MORDECAI, PUT

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YOUR PHONE AWAY.

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>> Benson: Sure, sure.

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[ CLINKING ]

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>> MORDECAI, PUT YOUR PHONE

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AWAY!

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>> Mordecai: [ GASPS ]

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>> MORDECAI, PUT YOUR PHONE

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AWAY.

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[ CLINKING CONTINUES ]

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MORDECAI, PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY!

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MORDECAI, PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY!

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MORDECAI, PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY!!

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MORDECAI, PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY!!

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>> OH, YEAH?

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[ GASPS ]

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THE WICKETS!

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[ SCREAMS ]

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>> WE WARNED YOU, MORDECAI.

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>> Mordecai: LOOK, LEAVE ME

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ALONE!

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GO BACK TO PLAYING MINI-GOLF!

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>> IT'S CROQUET!! AAH!

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>> Mordecai: BENSON, I GOT TO

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GO!

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>> Benson: Wait.

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>> Mordecai: AAH!

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>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

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>> HEY! WICKETS!

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>> HEY!

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[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

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>> Mordecai: AAH!

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>> [ YELLS ]

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[ TIRES SQUEALING ]

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>> Mordecai: HEY, MARGARET.

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LET ME HELP WITH YOUR --

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>> Margaret: NO TIME!

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I MESSED UP -- MY PLANE LEAVES

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AT 6:30, NOT 9:30!

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WE HAVE LIKE 15 MINUTES TO GET

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TO THE AIRPORT!

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DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DRIVE FAST?

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>> Mordecai: NOT A PROBLEM.

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>> [ Singsong ] MORDECAI...

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>> Margaret: ARE THOSE GUYS

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SAYING YOUR NAME?

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>> Mordecai: WHAT?

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NO, I DON'T THINK SO!

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>> [ CACKLES ]

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>> Margaret: [ GASPS ]

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WHAT THE HECK?!

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[ WHAM ]

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WHAT'S GOING ON?!

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>> Mordecai: OKAY.

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DON'T FREAK OUT, BUT THOSE GUYS

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KIND OF WANT TO KILL ME FOR

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USING A CELLPHONE.

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>> Margaret: WHAT?!

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>> Mordecai: I CAN EXPLAIN!

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>> Margaret: NO, LET ME GUESS!

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YOU LOST A BET, OR DID YOU

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HIJACK THIS CAR FROM SOME

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ARGYLE-WEARING CRIME LORD?

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>> Mordecai: IT'S BENSON'S CAR!

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>> Margaret: THAT'S IT!

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I'M CALLING THE COPS.

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>> Mordecai: NO!

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>> Margaret: [ SCREAMS ]

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>> I SAID NO CELLPHONES!

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[ CRUNCH ]

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>> Mordecai: HANG ON.

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[ BOTH SCREAM ]

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>> Margaret: [ GASPS ]

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>> COME ON! COME ON!

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>> Margaret: UGH, THIS IS

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HOPELESS!

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THESE GUYS WON'T QUIT!

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>> Mordecai: I WON'T QUIT,

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EITHER.

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>> Margaret: MORDECAI!

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>> Mordecai: JUST TRUST ME.

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>> Margaret: OKAY! I TRUST YOU!

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[ ALL SCREAM ]

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[ ALL GRUNT ]

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[ TIRES SCREECH ]

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[ BOTH PANTING ]

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>> HEY! [ GRUNTS ]

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>> Margaret: WE'RE NOT GONNA

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MAKE IT!

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>> Mordecai: JUMP ON!

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>> BOARDING IS NOW CLOSED.

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THANK YOU.

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[ ALL SCREAM ]

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>> Margaret: WAIT! PLEASE!

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I NEED TO GET ON THIS FLIGHT!

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>> [ SIGHS ]

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HOLD THE GATE, PLEASE.

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>> Margaret: THANK YOU!

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THANK YOU!

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>> Mordecai: SEE? WE MADE IT!

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>> Margaret: YEAH!

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LOOK -- I'M SORRY FOR ALL THAT

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STUFF I SAID BEFORE.

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I WAS KIND OF FREAKING OUT.

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I NEVER SHOULD HAVE DOUBTED YOU.

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>> Mordecai: [ SCOFFS ]

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[ CHUCKLES, SCOFFS ]

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IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

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>> Margaret: I'M SERIOUS!

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YOU'RE ALWAYS THERE FOR ME.

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I GUESS --

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00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:04,104
I MEAN, THERE'S NOT A LOT OF

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PEOPLE I CAN SAY THAT ABOUT.

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>> MA'AM!

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>> Margaret: I SHOULD GET GOING.

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>> Mordecai: YEAH.

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>> Margaret: WELL, SEE YOU.

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>> Mordecai: YEAH.

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UH, I MEAN, SEE YOU.

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>> Margaret: YEAH. BYE.

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>> Mordecai: UH...WAIT!

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GOO-- GOOD LUCK.

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>> Margaret: THANKS.

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>> Mordecai: UH --

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NOTHING. SORRY. SEE YOU.

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>> Margaret: [ SIGH ]

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SEE YOU SOON.

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>> Mordecai: UH, BYE.

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00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:49,883
>> * WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, MY

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FRIENDS *

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00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:57,224
* AND WE'LL KEEP ON FIGHTING

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00:10:57,224 --> 00:11:00,694
TILL THE END *

425
00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:27,120
[ GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS ]

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00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:27,955
>> Muscle Man: * YOU'RE THE

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00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:29,656
PICKLE ON -- *

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00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:31,959
NO, NO.

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00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:33,927
* YOU'RE THE CHEESE ON MY

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BURGER *

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00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:37,330
UH, BURGER.

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00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:38,799
YO, BROS, WHAT RHYMES WITH

433
00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:39,432
"BURGER"?

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>> Rigby: SCHMURGER.

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00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:41,869
>> Muscle Man: HMM.

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00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:43,971
NOT BAD, NOT BAD.

437
00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:45,338
WHAT RHYMES WITH "HOTTEST GIRL

438
00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:46,139
IN THE WORLD"?

439
00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,340
>> Mordecai: DUDE, MUSCLE MAN,

440
00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:48,175
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

441
00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:49,176
WHY DON'T YOU HELP US?

442
00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:50,844
>> Muscle Man: I'M BUSY WRITING

443
00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:51,945
A SONG FOR STARLA.

444
00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,680
TODAY MARKS A SPECIAL DAY IN THE

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00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,215
HISTORY OF OUR RELATIONSHIP.

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00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,884
IT'S THE ANNIVERSARY OF WHEN WE

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FIRST MADE OUT, AND I WANT IT TO

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BE REALLY SPECIAL FOR STARLA.

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00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:01,488
THAT'S WHY I'M GONNA CALL

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K.I.L.I.T. RADIO AND GET

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00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,025
DJ DONNY G. TO PLAY MY SONG AND

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00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:07,027
GIVE A SHOUT-OUT TO STARLA.

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00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:08,161
>> Mordecai: DUDE, THAT'S NOT

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GONNA WORK.

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>> Muscle Man: NO, SHE'LL

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TOTALLY HEAR IT 'CAUSE SHE

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LISTENS TO THE RADIO LIKE EVERY

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NIGHT.

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>> Mordecai: NO, DUDE.

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DONNY G. DOESN'T PLAY AMATEUR

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MUSIC.

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>> Rigby: YEAH, HE DOESN'T EVEN

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00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:16,303
TAKE REQUESTS ANYMORE.

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>> Mordecai: YOU'RE WASTING YOUR

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TIME.

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>> Rigby: THERE'S NO WAY HE'S

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GONNA PLAY YOUR SONG.

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>> Muscle Man: WE'LL SEE ABOUT

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THAT.

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[ Telephone rings ]

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>> HELLO.

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THIS IS K.I.L.I.T. RADIO.

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>> Muscle Man: YEAH, I'D LIKE

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DONNY G. TO PLAY MY --

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>> TO TALK TO A K.I.L.I.T.

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00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:31,651
REPRESENTATIVE, PRESS ZERO.

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ARE YOU CALLING IN REGARDS TO A

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00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:34,387
SONG YOU HEARD?

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>> Muscle Man: NO.

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I WANT TO TALK TO SOMEBODY!

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ZERO! ZERO! ZERO!

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>> I'M TRANSFERRING YOU TO OUR

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BILINGUAL SYSTEM.

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>> Muscle Man: NO!

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ZERO! ZERO! ZERO!

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>> HOLA.

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LLAMASTE RADIO K.I.L.I.T.

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>> [ GROANS ]

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I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE

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SAYING!

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[ SCREAMING ]

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, MUSCLE MAN,

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CALM DOWN.

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>> Muscle Man: [ GROANS ]

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I'M A FAILURE OF A BOYFRIEND.

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I CAN'T EVEN DO SOMETHING

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SPECIAL FOR MY GIRL.

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00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:01,681
>> Mordecai: WHY DON'T WE JUST

499
00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:02,916
GO DOWN TO THE RADIO STATION AND

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00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:03,884
FIND SOMEBODY TO TALK TO?

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00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:04,852
>> Rigby: YEAH, MAYBE SOMEONE

502
00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:05,552
THERE CAN HELP YOU.

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00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:06,553
>> Muscle Man: YOU'RE RIGHT,

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00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:06,854
BROS.

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I NEED TO TAKE THIS TO THE

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SOURCE.

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[ TIRES SCREECH ]

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[ BEEP ]

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>> WELCOME TO K.I.L.I.T. RADIO.

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00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,598
DO YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT?

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00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:20,133
>> Muscle Man: UH, NO, BUT --

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00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,734
>> YOU NEED AN APPOINTMENT TO

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ENTER.

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GOOD DAY.

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K.I.L.I.T. RADIO.

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>> Muscle Man: LOOK, I JUST WANT

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TO TALK TO SOMEONE.

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00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,141
>> DO YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT?

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00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,209
>> Muscle Man: NO, I HAVE

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THIS --

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00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:30,443
>> GOOD DAY.

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>> Muscle Man: CAN YOU BELIEVE

523
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:32,479
THIS PLACE?!

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00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:33,713
>> Mordecai: SORRY, MUSCLE MAN.

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00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:38,585
>> Rigby: WAIT, WHO'S THAT?

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00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:40,320
>> Muscle Man: DUDES, I THINK

527
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,388
THAT'S DONNY G.

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00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:42,322
>> Mordecai: WHAT?

529
00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,223
THAT'S NOT HIM.

530
00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:44,591
>> Muscle Man: DUDE, IT'S HIM.

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>> Rigby: YEAH, I THINK IT IS

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00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:46,259
HIM.

533
00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:47,394
>> Muscle Man: WATCH.

534
00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:48,128
YO, DONNY G.!

535
00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:48,996
[ DOOR CLOSES ]

536
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,063
SEE?

537
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:52,132
WHOO, DONNY G.!

538
00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:53,800
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

539
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,268
MY NAME'S MITCH.

540
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:56,136
BIG FAN.

541
00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:59,139
>> THA-- THANKS, MAN.

542
00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:00,740
>> Muscle Man: LISTEN, I NEED A

543
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:01,408
BIG FAVOR.

544
00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:02,642
I WROTE THIS SONG FOR MY

545
00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:03,743
GIRLFRIEND, STARLA.

546
00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:05,178
CAN YOU HAVE THEM PLAY IT ON THE

547
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:05,845
AIR TONIGHT?

548
00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:06,413
>> UH...

549
00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:07,814
>> Muscle Man: IT WOULD MEAN SO

550
00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:08,481
MUCH TO ME.

551
00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:09,416
>> YEAH, OKAY, SURE.

552
00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:10,350
I'LL GIVE IT A WHIRL.

553
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,484
>> Muscle Man: AND DO AN

554
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:13,153
OLD-FASHIONED SHOUT-OUT?

555
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:14,321
>> HEY, WHY NOT?

556
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:15,655
>> Muscle Man: WHOO!

557
00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,524
OH, MAN, STARLA'S GONNA BE SO

558
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:18,191
STOKED.

559
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,993
THANKS, DONNY, YOU'RE THE BEST.

560
00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:22,129
>> NO PROBLEM, MY MAN.

561
00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:23,196
>> Rigby: WELL, THAT WAS EASY.

562
00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,331
>> Muscle Man: YEAH, WE TOTALLY

563
00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:28,301
GOT THE HOOKUP FROM DONNY G.

564
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,203
MAN, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE

565
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,005
STARLA'S FACE TONIGHT.

566
00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,606
SHE'S GONNA BE REAL

567
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:36,476
APPRECIATIVE.

568
00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:37,477
[ GASPS ]

569
00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:38,678
OH, NO, BRO.

570
00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:41,514
YO, DONNY!

571
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:44,217
DONNY G.!

572
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,518
>> LOOK, MAN, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU

573
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:45,852
THINK.

574
00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:47,020
>> Muscle Man: IT IS WHAT I

575
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,956
THINK 'CAUSE I SAW YOU.

576
00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:51,124
I USED TO THINK YOU WERE COOL.

577
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,559
YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

578
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,727
A CD PLAYER COULD DO YOUR JOB.

579
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:55,728
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

580
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,630
I STILL HAVE A VOICE.

581
00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,632
AND THIS VOICE ON THIS TAPE

582
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:01,534
WON'T BE SILENCED BY YOU.

583
00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:02,869
>> Shh! Shh! Shh!

584
00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:04,137
>> Muscle Man: I SAID I WON'T BE

585
00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:04,571
SILENCED!

586
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,739
>> OKAY, OKAY.

587
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:10,543
BUT WE CAN'T TALK HERE.

588
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:11,979
I'M SORRY FOR THE SECRECY.

589
00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:13,580
IT'S NOT SAFE TO TALK BACK AT

590
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,681
THE RADIO STATION.

591
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:15,815
LOOK, MITCH, YOU WERE RIGHT

592
00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:17,050
ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU SAID BACK

593
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:17,417
THERE.

594
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,352
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS I

595
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,488
HAVEN'T PLAYED A SONG IN A LONG

596
00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:24,157
TIME.

597
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,159
BACK IN THE DAY, K.I.L.I.T. WAS

598
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,095
RUN BY THE BEST DEEJAYS AROUND.

599
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,829
WE WERE THE HEART AND SOUL OF

600
00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:31,598
THE STATION, AND WE LOVED EVERY

601
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:32,532
MINUTE OF IT.

602
00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:34,434
THIS IS DJ DONNY G., AND WE GOT

603
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,503
THE 9:00 POWER ROCK BLOCK COMING

604
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:37,737
UP NEXT FOR Y'ALL.

605
00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:39,506
BUT FIRST, A SHOUT-OUT TO

606
00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:41,674
CHARLES Z. FROM WENDY R. -- LOVE

607
00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:42,542
YOU, BABE.

608
00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,944
'CAUSE THAT'S HOW WE KILL IT!

609
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,846
THINGS WERE GOING GREAT, UNTIL

610
00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:48,548
ONE DAY, THE TOP EXECUTIVES

611
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,250
SHOWED UP AND ENFORCED A NEW

612
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,219
AUTOMATED DEEJAY SYSTEM JUST SO

613
00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:53,920
THEY COULD CUT THE BUDGET IN

614
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:54,454
HALF.

615
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,423
LITTLE DID THEY KNOW, THE SYSTEM

616
00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:58,425
LEARNED TO DEEJAY AT A GEOMETRIC

617
00:15:58,425 --> 00:15:59,959
RATE, AND ON AUGUST 4th,

618
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,295
2:14 P.M. EASTERN TIME, IT

619
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:05,298
BECAME SELF-AWARE.

620
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:08,701
THAT WAS THE DAY THE MUSIC DIED.

621
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:10,370
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

622
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,438
>> [ GASPS ]

623
00:16:11,438 --> 00:16:13,640
[ GRUNTING ]

624
00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:21,481
[ ALL SCREAMING ]

625
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:22,915
>> STAY, DONNY.

626
00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:25,385
WE HAVE A SPECIAL JOB FOR YOU.

627
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:28,455
YOU MUST STAY.

628
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:30,790
>> AS TIME WENT ON, K.I.L.I.T.

629
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,792
RADIO'S NEW FORMAT GREW IN

630
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:36,429
POPULARITY.

631
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:37,664
>> THIS IS K.I.L.I.T. RADIO.

632
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:38,798
CLEAN OUT YOUR EARHOLES,

633
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,667
DUMMIES.

634
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,170
>> AND AS FOR MY SPECIAL JOB...

635
00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:45,138
>> NOW CLEAN ME, DONNY.

636
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:49,109
CLEAN ME.

637
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:50,610
>> Mordecai: SO, THAT'S NOT YOUR

638
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:51,478
VOICE ON THE AIR?

639
00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:51,978
>> NO.

640
00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:53,180
IT'S JUST A COMPUTERIZED

641
00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:54,147
SIMULATION OF IT.

642
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,615
>> Rigby: SO, THAT'S WHY THEY

643
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,016
DON'T TAKE REQUESTS ANYMORE.

644
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,618
K.I.L.I.T. NEEDS THE HUMAN TOUCH

645
00:16:58,618 --> 00:16:59,018
BACK.

646
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,121
IT NEEDS DJ DONNY G.

647
00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:03,156
>> NAH, THOSE DAYS ARE OVER.

648
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:05,092
NOW I'M JUST DJ DONNY THE

649
00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:05,858
JANITOR.

650
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,260
>> Muscle Man: WELL, FORGET

651
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:07,660
THAT.

652
00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,296
YOU NEED TO GET BACK ON THE AIR.

653
00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:10,630
>> AH, WHAT'S THE POINT?

654
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,299
>> Muscle Man: THE POINT IS NOT

655
00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:13,933
TO LET SOME LAME MACHINE TELL

656
00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:14,834
YOU WHAT TO DO.

657
00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:17,204
RADIO SHOULD BE FOR THE PEOPLE,

658
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:18,505
BY THE PEOPLE.

659
00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:19,839
>> YOU'RE RIGHT.

660
00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,208
>> Muscle Man: I'M GLAD YOU

661
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,209
THINK SO, DONNY G.

662
00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:24,111
'CAUSE I GOT A SONG TO PLAY, AND

663
00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:25,812
YOU'RE THE ONLY MAN TO DO IT.

664
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:27,614
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GET YOU BACK

665
00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:29,449
ON THE AIR?

666
00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:34,687
[ BEEP ]

667
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:36,656
>> UNKNOWN INDIVIDUALS DETECTED.

668
00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,358
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE, DONNY?

669
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:39,726
>> UH, THEY'RE, UH...

670
00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,361
REPAIRMEN I HIRED TO FIX A

671
00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:42,529
COUPLE OF THINGS.

672
00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:43,563
CAN'T DO IT ALL MYSELF.

673
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:44,964
[ CHUCKLES ]

674
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:47,834
[ BEEPING ]

675
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:48,835
>> Rigby: IT'S ON TO US.

676
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:51,138
>> Mordecai: DUDE, BE COOL.

677
00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:53,740
>> YOU MAY ENTER.

678
00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,011
>> ALL RIGHT, BOYS, THE

679
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:00,713
TROUBLE'S DOWN IN THE BASEMENT.

680
00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:02,649
LET'S GET YOU FELLAS SET UP.

681
00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,555
OKAY, WE'LL GRAB SOME OLD

682
00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:09,989
EQUIPMENT AND PATCH INTO THE

683
00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:11,491
SYSTEM MANUALLY.

684
00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:16,163
>> Rigby: COME ON.

685
00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:17,730
>> YOU ARE PLANNING TO OVERRIDE

686
00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:19,065
THE AUTOMATED BROADCAST.

687
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:20,233
>> Muscle Man: UH, NO?

688
00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,268
>> INTRUDERS MUST BE

689
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,703
NEUTRALIZED.

690
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,405
>> Muscle Man: NOT BEFORE STARLA

691
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:26,339
HEARS MY SONG.

692
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:29,075
[ GRUNTS ]

693
00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:30,177
>> WE NEED TO GET UP TO THE MAIN

694
00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:33,780
BROADCAST ROOM PRONTO.

695
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:34,614
>> Rigby: AAH!

696
00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:35,915
>> Mordecai: DUDE, TAKE OUT THE

697
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:36,916
CAMERAS.

698
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,551
>> Rigby: [ GRUNTS ]

699
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:40,853
>> Mordecai: [ GRUNTS ]

700
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:44,257
>> TO THE ELEVATOR.

701
00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:46,359
>> All: AAH!

702
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:47,860
>> Muscle Man: [ SIGHS ]

703
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:50,430
>> DONNY, YOU ARE ACTING VERY

704
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,765
FOOLISHLY.

705
00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:54,100
>> Both: [ GRUNTING ]

706
00:18:54,100 --> 00:19:02,409
>> Muscle Man: [ GRUNTING ]

707
00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:04,110
WE MADE IT!

708
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:04,877
[ ALL SCREAM ]

709
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:06,879
NO, BRO!

710
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:10,283
[ GRUNTS ]

711
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:12,952
>> HOLD THEM OFF WHILE I SET UP.

712
00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:13,553
>> Mordecai: AAH!

713
00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:13,953
>> Rigby: AAH!

714
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:18,325
>> Muscle Man: HUH?

715
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,593
>> OKAY, GUYS, WE'RE READY.

716
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:24,163
OOH!

717
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,798
>> Muscle Man: DONNY G.!

718
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:28,635
[ GROWLS ]

719
00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:29,669
DONNY G.

720
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:30,803
>> MITCH.

721
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:32,839
THE TAPE, MITCH.

722
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,106
>> Muscle Man: WHAT DO I DO TO

723
00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:34,774
PLAY THE TAPE?

724
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:35,442
>> [ GASPING ]

725
00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:37,710
LEAVE IT TO ME.

726
00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:43,015
>> DON'T DO IT, DONNY.

727
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,751
IF YOU PLAY THE TAPE, I WILL BE

728
00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:46,286
FORCED TO DESTROY THE WHOLE

729
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:46,853
STATION.

730
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:47,520
>> GO.

731
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,788
SAVE YOURSELVES.

732
00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,457
NO MATTER WHAT YOU HEAR, JUST

733
00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:51,324
KEEP RUNNING.

734
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:52,925
>> Muscle Man: I'LL NEVER FORGET

735
00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:53,693
YOU, DONNY G.

736
00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,328
>> I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU, MITCH.

737
00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,864
YOU GAVE ME MY LIFE BACK.

738
00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:01,268
>> Muscle Man: LET'S BOOK.

739
00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:02,635
>> DON'T DO IT, DONNY.

740
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,337
I'M THE DEEJAY NOW, REMEMBER?

741
00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:06,172
>> NOW I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW I

742
00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:08,675
KILL IT!

743
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:12,479
>> NOOO!

744
00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:14,714
[ BEEPING ]

745
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,849
>> HEY, ALL YOU COOL CATS.

746
00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:19,118
THIS IS YOUR MAIN MAN ON THE

747
00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:21,521
MICROPHONE, DONNY G., COMING AT

748
00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:24,023
YOU LIVE FOR ONE LAST TIME WITH

749
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:26,959
ONE LAST VERY SPECIAL REQUEST.

750
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,194
JOINING ME HERE AT THE

751
00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:30,830
K.I.L.I.T. STUDIO IS MY MAIN MAN

752
00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:33,132
MITCH, AND HE'S GOT A VERY

753
00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:36,403
SPECIAL SONG FOR A VERY SPECIAL

754
00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:40,072
LADY -- STARLA.

755
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,675
>> * I USED TO BE A LOSER

756
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:45,912
HANGING WITH MY LOSER FRIENDS *

757
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,714
* BUT THE FIRST TIME THAT WE

758
00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:50,483
MADE OUT MADE MY NECK HAIR STAND

759
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:51,651
ON END *

760
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:54,754
* OH, STARLA

761
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:58,425
* STARLA-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH

762
00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:00,059
* WHEN WE KISS, IT'S LIKE MY

763
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:03,830
HEART IS SPINNING DOUGHNUTS *

764
00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:06,366
* YOU'RE THE CHEESE UPON MY

765
00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:07,233
BURGER *

766
00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:10,269
* I'M THE MUSTARD ON YOUR BUN

767
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,572
* AND JUST LIKE THE PERFECT

768
00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:15,041
BURGER, OUR LOVE'S NEVER

769
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:16,543
OVERDONE *

770
00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:18,745
* YOU'RE THE ICE CUBE IN MY

771
00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:19,712
COLA *

772
00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,848
* I'M THE KETCHUP ON YOUR

773
00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:22,749
FRIES *

774
00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:25,618
* AND I'LL PUNCH THE FACE OF ANY

775
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:29,255
BRO WHO MIGHT SAY OTHERWISE *

776
00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:32,258
* OH, STARLA

777
00:21:32,258 --> 00:21:36,963
* BUT I KNEW YOU'D BE MY LADY

778
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:41,868
* AND I'D BE YOUR MUSCLE MAN

779
00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:43,736
>> Starla: OH, MITCH!

780
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:44,471
MITCH!

781
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:46,906
YOU DID THIS ALL FOR ME?!

782
00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:48,875
>> Muscle Man: I'D DO ANYTHING

783
00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:49,942
FOR YOU, BABE.

784
00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:51,444
DID YOU LIKE THE SONG?

785
00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:53,646
>> Starla: IT WAS SO ROMANTIC.

786
00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,948
YOU REMEMBERED THE ANNIVERSARY

787
00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:58,150
OF THE FIRST TIME WE MADE OUT.

788
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,052
>> Muscle Man: NOT ONLY THAT.

789
00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:01,788
I REMEMBERED HOW WE DID IT.

790
00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:03,656
[ SMOOCHING ]

791
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:04,591
>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW.

792
00:22:04,591 --> 00:22:05,492
THAT SONG WAS KIND OF LAME.

793
00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:06,092
>> Rigby: YEAH.

794
00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:07,126
BUT IT WAS PRETTY RAD HOW WE

795
00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:08,160
OUTRAN THAT FIREBALL.

796
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,261
>> YEAH, THAT WAS LIKE A MOVIE

797
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OR SOMETHING.