1 00:00:10,978 --> 00:00:13,414 >> Both: 2 00:00:13,414 --> 00:00:14,582 >> Mordecai: EGGS AND SAUSAGE, 3 00:00:14,582 --> 00:00:15,749 HOT SAUCE AND KETCHUP -- NOW, 4 00:00:15,749 --> 00:00:16,950 THAT'S WHAT I CALL A HEALTHY BIG 5 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:17,451 BREAKFAST! 6 00:00:17,451 --> 00:00:18,586 >> Rigby: WORRIED 'BOUT YOUR 7 00:00:18,586 --> 00:00:18,986 THIGHS? 8 00:00:18,986 --> 00:00:20,188 PUT THE MAYONNAISE ON THE SIDE. 9 00:00:20,188 --> 00:00:21,355 I SAID MAYONNAISE ON THE SIDE! 10 00:00:21,355 --> 00:00:22,523 WHY YOU STARIN' AT MY THIGHS?! 11 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:23,757 >> Mordecai: ON THE SIDE, I KEEP 12 00:00:23,757 --> 00:00:24,192 MY MAYO. 13 00:00:24,192 --> 00:00:25,526 ALL MY PEOPLE, SAY HEY-O! 14 00:00:27,795 --> 00:00:28,662 YEAH, I HATE MAYO. 15 00:00:28,662 --> 00:00:29,830 >> Margaret: NO, IT'S COOL. 16 00:00:29,830 --> 00:00:31,432 IT'S FINE. YEAH, NO. 17 00:00:31,432 --> 00:00:33,201 NO, I'LL FIGURE IT OUT. 18 00:00:33,201 --> 00:00:33,834 'KAY, BYE. 19 00:00:35,469 --> 00:00:37,037 >> Rigby: DUDE, MARGARET, THESE 20 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:37,771 EGGS ARE GOOD! 21 00:00:37,771 --> 00:00:38,672 GOT ANY EXTRA MAYO? 22 00:00:38,672 --> 00:00:39,840 >> Mordecai: WHAT'S WRONG? 23 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:41,109 >> Margaret: MY FRIEND TANYA 24 00:00:41,109 --> 00:00:41,975 JUST BAILED ON ME. 25 00:00:41,975 --> 00:00:43,277 SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME A 26 00:00:43,277 --> 00:00:44,212 RIDE TO THE AIRPORT. 27 00:00:44,212 --> 00:00:45,113 >> Mordecai: WAIT. 28 00:00:45,113 --> 00:00:46,180 YOU'RE GOING ON A TRIP? 29 00:00:46,180 --> 00:00:47,047 >> Margaret: YEAH. 30 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:47,948 DIDN'T I TELL YOU? 31 00:00:47,948 --> 00:00:48,782 IT'S JUST THIS -- 32 00:00:48,782 --> 00:00:49,983 I'M GOING TO CHECK OUT THIS 33 00:00:49,983 --> 00:00:50,884 UNIVERSITY UPSTATE. 34 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:52,186 WELL, I'D PROBABLY NEVER EVEN 35 00:00:52,186 --> 00:00:52,886 GET IN, BUT -- 36 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,288 >> Mordecai: WOW. A UNIVERSITY. 37 00:00:54,288 --> 00:00:55,523 >> Rigby: I THOUGHT YOU WERE 38 00:00:55,523 --> 00:00:56,390 ALREADY IN SCHOOL. 39 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:57,791 >> Margaret: YEAH, THE COMMUNITY 40 00:00:57,791 --> 00:00:58,292 COLLEGE. 41 00:00:58,292 --> 00:00:59,660 BUT I'M JUST GETTING MY GENERAL 42 00:00:59,660 --> 00:01:01,028 STUDIES OUT OF THE WAY SO I CAN 43 00:01:01,028 --> 00:01:02,363 TRANSFER AND FOCUS ON WHAT I 44 00:01:02,363 --> 00:01:03,331 REALLY WANT TO DO. 45 00:01:03,331 --> 00:01:03,997 HEY, SORRY. 46 00:01:03,997 --> 00:01:05,299 I GOT TO FIGURE THIS OUT. 47 00:01:05,299 --> 00:01:06,834 MY INTERVIEW WITH THE UNIVERSITY 48 00:01:06,834 --> 00:01:08,302 IS FIRST THING TOMORROW, SO I 49 00:01:08,302 --> 00:01:09,703 CAN'T MISS MY FLIGHT TONIGHT. 50 00:01:09,703 --> 00:01:10,804 >> Mordecai: HEY, MARGARET. 51 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:11,472 I CAN TAKE YOU. 52 00:01:11,472 --> 00:01:12,306 >> Margaret: REALLY? 53 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:13,307 >> Mordecai: YEAH, SURE. 54 00:01:13,307 --> 00:01:14,175 I'LL GIVE YOU A RIDE. 55 00:01:14,175 --> 00:01:15,176 >> Margaret: OH, MY GOSH. 56 00:01:15,176 --> 00:01:16,410 THANK YOU. YOU'RE A LIFE SAVER! 57 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:17,511 >> Mordecai: EH... 58 00:01:18,212 --> 00:01:19,547 >> Margaret: WAIT. 59 00:01:19,547 --> 00:01:21,048 ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GIVE ME 60 00:01:21,048 --> 00:01:22,483 A RIDE, AND NOT BECAUSE YOU BET 61 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:23,651 SOMEONE YOU COULD, OR -- 62 00:01:23,651 --> 00:01:24,818 >> Mordecai: 63 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:26,687 WHAT? COME ON. WHEN HAVE I -- 64 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:27,721 BE QUIET. 65 00:01:27,721 --> 00:01:28,922 LOOK -- NO BETS, NO NOTHING. 66 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,158 I JUST WANT TO HELP YOU OUT. 67 00:01:30,158 --> 00:01:31,425 >> Margaret: 'CAUSE I JUST NEED 68 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:33,861 A SIMPLE RIDE TO THE AIRPORT. 69 00:01:33,861 --> 00:01:35,496 WE LEAVE EARLY, GET THERE WITH 70 00:01:35,496 --> 00:01:36,430 PLENTY OF TIME. 71 00:01:36,430 --> 00:01:38,098 NO GETTING OFF TRACK. 72 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:39,267 NO CRAZINESS. 73 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:40,701 >> Mordecai: TRUST ME. I GOT IT. 74 00:01:40,701 --> 00:01:41,602 >> Margaret: OKAY. 75 00:01:42,270 --> 00:01:44,172 SORRY. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 76 00:01:44,172 --> 00:01:45,239 THIS IS REALLY NICE OF YOU, 77 00:01:45,239 --> 00:01:45,706 MORDECAI. 78 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:46,674 >> Mordecai: NO PROBLEM. 79 00:01:46,674 --> 00:01:47,908 >> Margaret: PICK ME UP IN FRONT 80 00:01:47,908 --> 00:01:49,009 OF THE MAIN BUILDING AT 6:00. 81 00:01:49,009 --> 00:01:50,043 >> Mordecai: 6:00. GOT IT. 82 00:01:50,043 --> 00:01:51,179 >> Margaret: I'M GONNA SEE IF 83 00:01:51,179 --> 00:01:52,413 THERE ARE ANY OLD CINNAMON ROLLS 84 00:01:52,413 --> 00:01:53,013 LEFT FOR YOU. 85 00:01:53,013 --> 00:01:55,115 >> Mordecai: YEA-YEAH! 86 00:01:56,550 --> 00:01:57,851 >> Benson: YES, MR. MAELLARD. 87 00:01:57,851 --> 00:01:58,619 I'M SORRY, SIR. 88 00:01:58,619 --> 00:01:59,587 >> Mordecai: BENSON? 89 00:01:59,587 --> 00:02:00,621 >> Benson: ABSOLUTELY. 90 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:01,955 I'M WORKING ON IT RIGHT NOW. 91 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,691 OF COURSE, SIR. I -- 92 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,059 WHAT IS IT, MORDECAI? 93 00:02:06,059 --> 00:02:07,060 >> Mordecai: UH... 94 00:02:07,060 --> 00:02:08,796 YOU REDECORATE IN HERE? 95 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:10,398 HA! I KNEW IT! 96 00:02:10,398 --> 00:02:11,399 NEW POSTER, RIGHT? 97 00:02:11,399 --> 00:02:12,366 HA. REALLY COOL. 98 00:02:12,366 --> 00:02:13,534 CAN I BORROW THE CART? 99 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:14,702 >> Benson: WHAT? 100 00:02:14,702 --> 00:02:15,636 SHOULDN'T YOU BE WORKING? 101 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:16,870 I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO RAKE THE 102 00:02:16,870 --> 00:02:17,238 LEAVES. 103 00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:18,306 >> Mordecai: OH. YEAH, YEAH. 104 00:02:18,306 --> 00:02:18,972 I FINISHED THAT. 105 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:20,408 CAN I BORROW THE CART? 106 00:02:20,408 --> 00:02:21,108 >> Benson: WHAT?! 107 00:02:21,108 --> 00:02:22,210 >> Mordecai: CAN I BORROW THE 108 00:02:22,210 --> 00:02:22,543 CART? 109 00:02:22,543 --> 00:02:23,544 >> Benson: LOOK, I'M BUSY. 110 00:02:23,544 --> 00:02:25,713 WHAT DO YOU WANT? SPEAK UP! 111 00:02:25,713 --> 00:02:26,880 >> Mordecai: 112 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:29,217 CAN I BORROW THE CART? 113 00:02:29,217 --> 00:02:29,883 >> Benson: NO. 114 00:02:29,883 --> 00:02:31,051 BUT YOU CAN BORROW MY CAR. 115 00:02:31,051 --> 00:02:31,985 >> Mordecai: REALLY?! 116 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,321 >> Benson: MY CAR'S IN THE SHOP 117 00:02:33,321 --> 00:02:34,388 GETTING SOME WORK DONE. 118 00:02:34,388 --> 00:02:36,224 CALM DOWN! 119 00:02:36,224 --> 00:02:37,425 IT'S JUST BEING DETAILED. 120 00:02:37,425 --> 00:02:38,792 ANYWAY, IF YOU GO PICK IT UP, 121 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:39,727 YOU CAN BORROW IT. 122 00:02:39,727 --> 00:02:41,061 >> Mordecai: I CAN TOTALLY DO 123 00:02:41,061 --> 00:02:41,462 THAT. 124 00:02:41,462 --> 00:02:42,263 THANKS, BENSON. 125 00:02:42,263 --> 00:02:43,096 YOU'RE THE BEST. 126 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:44,398 >> Benson: EH, SAVES ME THE 127 00:02:44,398 --> 00:02:44,765 TRIP. 128 00:02:44,765 --> 00:02:45,733 HERE'S THE ADDRESS. 129 00:02:45,733 --> 00:02:46,900 >> Mordecai: DOWNTOWN?! 130 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:48,168 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET ALL 131 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:49,169 THE WAY OVER THERE?! 132 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:50,571 >> Benson: I HOPE YOU GOT GOOD 133 00:02:50,571 --> 00:02:51,339 WALKING SHOES! 134 00:02:51,339 --> 00:02:52,273 YES, MR. MAELLARD. 135 00:02:52,273 --> 00:02:53,541 >> Mordecai: UGH! 136 00:02:57,578 --> 00:02:58,446 HEY. EXCUSE ME. 137 00:02:58,446 --> 00:02:59,847 IS THERE A QUICK WAY THROUGH 138 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:00,448 MID-TOWN? 139 00:03:00,448 --> 00:03:01,249 >> WELL, SURE. 140 00:03:01,249 --> 00:03:02,850 THE FASTEST WAY IS THROUGH 7th. 141 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:05,919 >> Mordecai: COOL. 7th. THANKS. 142 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:07,154 >> BUT I WOULDN'T GO THROUGH 143 00:03:07,154 --> 00:03:08,088 THAT PART OF TOWN. 144 00:03:14,362 --> 00:03:15,128 >> Mordecai: HELLO? 145 00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:15,996 >> Margaret: Mordecai. 146 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:16,497 What's up? 147 00:03:16,497 --> 00:03:17,665 >> Mordecai: MARGARET! HEY. HI. 148 00:03:17,665 --> 00:03:18,299 HOW'S IT GOING? 149 00:03:18,299 --> 00:03:19,333 >> Margaret: Good! 150 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:20,534 Just heading to my class. 151 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:21,635 >> Mordecai: OH, YEAH? 152 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:22,135 >> HEY. 153 00:03:22,135 --> 00:03:23,371 HEY, WHERE YOU GOIN', MAN? 154 00:03:23,371 --> 00:03:24,638 HEY, IS THAT A CELLPHONE?! 155 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:25,706 >> NO CELLPHONES, MAN. 156 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:26,540 CAN'T YOU READ? 157 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:27,808 >> Mordecai: DON'T HAVE ANY 158 00:03:27,808 --> 00:03:28,509 CHANGE, MAN. 159 00:03:28,509 --> 00:03:28,876 SORRY. 160 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:29,810 JUST SOME DUDES YELLING 161 00:03:29,810 --> 00:03:30,344 SOMETHING. 162 00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:31,445 >> Margaret: Hey, so, you're 163 00:03:31,445 --> 00:03:32,646 still cool to pick me up later, 164 00:03:32,646 --> 00:03:32,980 yeah? 165 00:03:32,980 --> 00:03:33,781 >> Mordecai: YEAH! 166 00:03:33,781 --> 00:03:34,448 WE'RE ALL SET. 167 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:35,283 >> Margaret: Awesome. 168 00:03:35,283 --> 00:03:36,450 You know, I really appreciate 169 00:03:36,450 --> 00:03:36,784 this. 170 00:03:36,784 --> 00:03:37,985 The people you can count on for 171 00:03:37,985 --> 00:03:39,186 rides to the airport, those are 172 00:03:39,186 --> 00:03:40,321 the most important people in 173 00:03:40,321 --> 00:03:40,821 your life. 174 00:03:40,821 --> 00:03:41,889 >> Mordecai: YEAH, EXACTLY! 175 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:42,990 >> Margaret: I mean, I don't 176 00:03:42,990 --> 00:03:44,191 know why I didn't just ask you 177 00:03:44,191 --> 00:03:44,992 in the first place. 178 00:03:44,992 --> 00:03:47,227 >> Mordecai: YEAH, I KNOW. 179 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,629 HEY, CAN YOU HOLD ON A SEC? 180 00:03:48,629 --> 00:03:49,730 HEY, GUYS. WHAT'S UP? 181 00:03:49,730 --> 00:03:51,131 >> DIDN'T YOU HEAR MY BOYS 182 00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:51,665 EARLIER? 183 00:03:51,665 --> 00:03:52,466 NO CELLPHONES. 184 00:03:52,466 --> 00:03:53,867 >> Mordecai: WHAT? WHY NOT? 185 00:03:53,867 --> 00:03:55,068 >> NOBODY TALKS BACK TO 186 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:55,803 THE WICKETS! 187 00:03:55,803 --> 00:03:57,204 >> Mordecai: "THE WICKEDS"? 188 00:03:57,204 --> 00:03:59,172 >> WICKETS! WICKETS! 189 00:03:59,172 --> 00:04:00,474 DON'T YOU PLAY CROQUET?! 190 00:04:00,474 --> 00:04:02,142 >> Mordecai: OKAY, THE WICKETS! 191 00:04:02,142 --> 00:04:02,810 I'M SORRY! 192 00:04:02,810 --> 00:04:04,378 >> ACTUALLY, "THE WICKEDS" KIND 193 00:04:04,378 --> 00:04:05,746 OF SOUNDS TOUGHER, REALLY. 194 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:07,348 >> WELL, WHAT ABOUT "THE WICKED 195 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:07,981 WICKETS"? 196 00:04:07,981 --> 00:04:09,216 THAT SOUNDS PRETTY COOL. 197 00:04:09,216 --> 00:04:09,850 >> QUIET! 198 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:11,319 WE'LL DISCUSS IT AT OUR NEXT 199 00:04:11,319 --> 00:04:12,252 GENERAL MEETING! 200 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,821 I GUESS YOU'RE NOT FROM AROUND 201 00:04:13,821 --> 00:04:15,188 HERE, BUT THIS IS OUR TURF! 202 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:16,690 AND NOBODY USES CELLPHONES ON 203 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:17,325 OUR TURF! 204 00:04:17,325 --> 00:04:17,991 >> All: YEAH! 205 00:04:17,991 --> 00:04:19,092 >> Margaret: Mordecai, whose 206 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:19,760 voice is that? 207 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:20,994 >> Mordecai: WHAT? UH, JUST -- 208 00:04:20,994 --> 00:04:21,362 NOBODY. 209 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:22,663 >> OH, HE THINKS WE'RE NOBODIES. 210 00:04:22,663 --> 00:04:23,664 >> Mordecai: LOOK, GUYS. 211 00:04:23,664 --> 00:04:24,832 I'M JUST TRYING TO GET TO THE 212 00:04:24,832 --> 00:04:25,399 MECHANIC'S. 213 00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:26,600 >> Margaret: Mordecai, are you 214 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:27,167 in trouble? 215 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:28,402 >> Mordecai: WHAT? 216 00:04:28,402 --> 00:04:29,737 TROUBLE? NO. 217 00:04:29,737 --> 00:04:31,071 >> YOU DON'T WANT TROUBLE? 218 00:04:31,071 --> 00:04:32,272 THEN DON'T BREAK THE RULES! 219 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:33,541 >> Mordecai: WHAT HAVE YOU GOT 220 00:04:33,541 --> 00:04:34,442 AGAINST CELLPHONES? 221 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:36,677 >> THEY'RE RUDE! 222 00:04:36,677 --> 00:04:37,778 >> Mordecai: I GOT TO GO. 223 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:38,679 I'LL SEE YOU SOON. 224 00:04:38,679 --> 00:04:39,947 >> Margaret: See you at 6:00. 225 00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:40,781 >> Mordecai: BYE. 226 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:41,782 >> SMART KID. 227 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:43,684 LET THIS BE A WARNING TO YOU, 228 00:04:43,684 --> 00:04:44,418 MORDECAI. 229 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:46,387 NO CELLPHONES IN OUR TERRITORY! 230 00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:47,054 GOT IT? 231 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:48,856 NOBODY CROSSES THE WICKETS! 232 00:04:48,856 --> 00:04:51,592 WICKETS! WICKETS! 233 00:04:51,592 --> 00:04:53,527 >> Mordecai: 234 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:56,364 FINALLY. 235 00:04:58,932 --> 00:04:59,933 >> CAN I HELP YOU? 236 00:04:59,933 --> 00:05:00,934 >> Mordecai: YEAH. 237 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:02,302 I'M PICKING UP THE WAGON. 238 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:03,136 IS IT ALL SET? 239 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:04,438 >> YEAH. THE KEYS ARE -- 240 00:05:04,438 --> 00:05:05,473 YOU'RE NOT BENSON. 241 00:05:05,473 --> 00:05:07,074 >> Mordecai: NO, I'M MORDECAI. 242 00:05:07,074 --> 00:05:08,041 I WORK FOR BEN-- 243 00:05:08,041 --> 00:05:09,577 >> ONLY OWNER CAN PICK UP CAR. 244 00:05:09,577 --> 00:05:10,644 >> Mordecai: WHAT? 245 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:11,712 BUT BENSON SENT ME! 246 00:05:11,712 --> 00:05:12,646 >> RULES ARE RULES. 247 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:13,881 >> Mordecai: DUDE, COME ON. 248 00:05:13,881 --> 00:05:15,248 I HAVE TO GIVE THIS GIRL A RIDE 249 00:05:15,248 --> 00:05:16,650 TO THE AIRPORT, AND I'M ALREADY 250 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:17,385 RUNNING LATE! 251 00:05:17,385 --> 00:05:19,720 >> I WISH I HAD GIRL PROBLEMS. 252 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:20,921 >> Mordecai: UGH! 253 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:22,956 >> Benson: Hello? 254 00:05:22,956 --> 00:05:24,425 >> Mordecai: BENSON, I'M AT THE 255 00:05:24,425 --> 00:05:25,058 MECHANICS. 256 00:05:25,058 --> 00:05:26,394 HE WON'T LET ME TAKE YOUR CAR 257 00:05:26,394 --> 00:05:27,327 'CAUSE I'M NOT YOU! 258 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,228 >> Benson: Fine. 259 00:05:28,228 --> 00:05:29,597 I'll just pick it up tomorrow. 260 00:05:29,597 --> 00:05:30,431 >> Mordecai: NO! 261 00:05:30,431 --> 00:05:31,599 I NEED TO BORROW IT NOW! 262 00:05:31,599 --> 00:05:32,165 REMEMBER? 263 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,166 >> Benson: 264 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,067 Put me on speaker. 265 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:35,503 >> Mordecai: HEY, BENSON WANTS 266 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:36,303 TO TALK TO YOU. 267 00:05:36,303 --> 00:05:36,837 >> HELLO? 268 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:38,138 >> Benson: Listen, Raymond. 269 00:05:38,138 --> 00:05:39,306 Can you please just give 270 00:05:39,306 --> 00:05:40,140 Mordecai my car? 271 00:05:40,140 --> 00:05:42,576 >> BENSON, RULES IS RULES! 272 00:05:42,576 --> 00:05:44,244 >> Benson: Look, I'm too busy to 273 00:05:44,244 --> 00:05:45,078 go down there. 274 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:46,480 Some of us have real jobs! 275 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:47,247 >> OH, WHAT? 276 00:05:47,247 --> 00:05:48,749 RAYMOND DON'T HAVE REAL JOB?! 277 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:50,418 >> Benson: If the coveralls fit! 278 00:05:50,418 --> 00:05:51,619 >> Mordecai: OH, GEEZ. 279 00:05:51,619 --> 00:05:52,285 >> LISTEN. 280 00:05:52,285 --> 00:05:53,954 WHO DO YOU THINK FIXED YOUR CAR? 281 00:05:53,954 --> 00:05:55,489 >> MORDECAI, PUT 282 00:05:55,489 --> 00:05:56,424 YOUR PHONE AWAY. 283 00:05:56,424 --> 00:05:57,625 >> Benson: Sure, sure. 284 00:05:58,426 --> 00:06:00,327 >> MORDECAI, PUT YOUR PHONE 285 00:06:00,327 --> 00:06:00,961 AWAY! 286 00:06:00,961 --> 00:06:02,663 >> Mordecai: 287 00:06:02,663 --> 00:06:04,832 >> MORDECAI, PUT YOUR PHONE 288 00:06:04,832 --> 00:06:05,499 AWAY. 289 00:06:07,334 --> 00:06:11,271 MORDECAI, PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY! 290 00:06:11,271 --> 00:06:15,375 MORDECAI, PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY! 291 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:19,312 MORDECAI, PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY!! 292 00:06:19,312 --> 00:06:23,183 MORDECAI, PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY!! 293 00:06:23,183 --> 00:06:24,384 >> OH, YEAH? 294 00:06:25,285 --> 00:06:26,454 THE WICKETS! 295 00:06:29,322 --> 00:06:31,659 >> WE WARNED YOU, MORDECAI. 296 00:06:31,659 --> 00:06:33,126 >> Mordecai: LOOK, LEAVE ME 297 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:33,627 ALONE! 298 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:35,128 GO BACK TO PLAYING MINI-GOLF! 299 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:36,363 >> IT'S CROQUET!! AAH! 300 00:06:36,363 --> 00:06:37,898 >> Mordecai: BENSON, I GOT TO 301 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:38,298 GO! 302 00:06:38,298 --> 00:06:40,200 >> Benson: Wait. 303 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:42,135 >> Mordecai: AAH! 304 00:06:51,812 --> 00:06:53,647 >> HEY! WICKETS! 305 00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:03,023 >> HEY! 306 00:07:04,191 --> 00:07:05,826 >> Mordecai: AAH! 307 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:13,934 >> Mordecai: HEY, MARGARET. 308 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:14,902 LET ME HELP WITH YOUR -- 309 00:07:14,902 --> 00:07:15,836 >> Margaret: NO TIME! 310 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:17,004 I MESSED UP -- MY PLANE LEAVES 311 00:07:17,004 --> 00:07:18,672 AT 6:30, NOT 9:30! 312 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:20,173 WE HAVE LIKE 15 MINUTES TO GET 313 00:07:20,173 --> 00:07:21,041 TO THE AIRPORT! 314 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:24,344 DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DRIVE FAST? 315 00:07:24,344 --> 00:07:26,213 >> Mordecai: NOT A PROBLEM. 316 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:35,388 >> MORDECAI... 317 00:07:35,388 --> 00:07:36,690 >> Margaret: ARE THOSE GUYS 318 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:37,525 SAYING YOUR NAME? 319 00:07:37,525 --> 00:07:38,425 >> Mordecai: WHAT? 320 00:07:38,425 --> 00:07:40,460 NO, I DON'T THINK SO! 321 00:07:44,532 --> 00:07:45,398 >> Margaret: 322 00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:46,066 WHAT THE HECK?! 323 00:07:49,402 --> 00:07:50,137 WHAT'S GOING ON?! 324 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:50,938 >> Mordecai: OKAY. 325 00:07:50,938 --> 00:07:52,139 DON'T FREAK OUT, BUT THOSE GUYS 326 00:07:52,139 --> 00:07:53,240 KIND OF WANT TO KILL ME FOR 327 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:54,041 USING A CELLPHONE. 328 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:54,808 >> Margaret: WHAT?! 329 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:55,909 >> Mordecai: I CAN EXPLAIN! 330 00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:57,110 >> Margaret: NO, LET ME GUESS! 331 00:07:57,110 --> 00:07:58,145 YOU LOST A BET, OR DID YOU 332 00:07:58,145 --> 00:07:59,412 HIJACK THIS CAR FROM SOME 333 00:07:59,412 --> 00:08:00,714 ARGYLE-WEARING CRIME LORD? 334 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:02,249 >> Mordecai: IT'S BENSON'S CAR! 335 00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:03,416 >> Margaret: THAT'S IT! 336 00:08:03,416 --> 00:08:04,552 I'M CALLING THE COPS. 337 00:08:04,552 --> 00:08:05,385 >> Mordecai: NO! 338 00:08:05,385 --> 00:08:06,887 >> Margaret: 339 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:09,256 >> I SAID NO CELLPHONES! 340 00:08:21,902 --> 00:08:23,671 >> Mordecai: HANG ON. 341 00:08:41,454 --> 00:08:42,956 >> Margaret: 342 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:43,991 >> COME ON! COME ON! 343 00:08:43,991 --> 00:08:45,258 >> Margaret: UGH, THIS IS 344 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:45,793 HOPELESS! 345 00:08:45,793 --> 00:08:46,927 THESE GUYS WON'T QUIT! 346 00:08:46,927 --> 00:08:48,195 >> Mordecai: I WON'T QUIT, 347 00:08:48,195 --> 00:08:49,963 EITHER. 348 00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:57,437 >> Margaret: MORDECAI! 349 00:08:57,437 --> 00:08:58,606 >> Mordecai: JUST TRUST ME. 350 00:08:58,606 --> 00:09:00,708 >> Margaret: OKAY! I TRUST YOU! 351 00:09:22,529 --> 00:09:25,298 >> HEY! 352 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:26,466 >> Margaret: WE'RE NOT GONNA 353 00:09:26,466 --> 00:09:28,301 MAKE IT! 354 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:31,138 >> Mordecai: JUMP ON! 355 00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:32,806 >> BOARDING IS NOW CLOSED. 356 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:34,141 THANK YOU. 357 00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:37,811 >> Margaret: WAIT! PLEASE! 358 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:39,512 I NEED TO GET ON THIS FLIGHT! 359 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:42,015 HOLD THE GATE, PLEASE. 360 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:43,416 >> Margaret: THANK YOU! 361 00:09:43,416 --> 00:09:45,719 THANK YOU! 362 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:47,387 >> Mordecai: SEE? WE MADE IT! 363 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:48,521 >> Margaret: YEAH! 364 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:50,257 LOOK -- I'M SORRY FOR ALL THAT 365 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:51,725 STUFF I SAID BEFORE. 366 00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:53,060 I WAS KIND OF FREAKING OUT. 367 00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:54,594 I NEVER SHOULD HAVE DOUBTED YOU. 368 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:55,729 >> Mordecai: 369 00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:58,265 IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 370 00:09:58,265 --> 00:09:59,667 >> Margaret: I'M SERIOUS! 371 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:01,168 YOU'RE ALWAYS THERE FOR ME. 372 00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:02,535 I GUESS -- 373 00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:04,104 I MEAN, THERE'S NOT A LOT OF 374 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,173 PEOPLE I CAN SAY THAT ABOUT. 375 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:06,740 >> MA'AM! 376 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:08,275 >> Margaret: I SHOULD GET GOING. 377 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,843 >> Mordecai: YEAH. 378 00:10:09,843 --> 00:10:11,444 >> Margaret: WELL, SEE YOU. 379 00:10:11,444 --> 00:10:12,680 >> Mordecai: YEAH. 380 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:13,914 UH, I MEAN, SEE YOU. 381 00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:15,615 >> Margaret: YEAH. BYE. 382 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:18,285 >> Mordecai: UH...WAIT! 383 00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:20,120 GOO-- GOOD LUCK. 384 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,454 >> Margaret: THANKS. 385 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,023 >> Mordecai: UH -- 386 00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:25,025 NOTHING. SORRY. SEE YOU. 387 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:26,794 >> Margaret: 388 00:10:39,272 --> 00:10:40,207 SEE YOU SOON. 389 00:10:40,207 --> 00:10:42,142 >> Mordecai: UH, BYE. 390 00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:49,883 >> * WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, MY 391 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:53,721 FRIENDS * 392 00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:57,224 * AND WE'LL KEEP ON FIGHTING 393 00:10:57,224 --> 00:11:00,694 TILL THE END * 394 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:27,955 >> Muscle Man: * YOU'RE THE 395 00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:29,656 PICKLE ON -- * 396 00:11:29,656 --> 00:11:31,959 NO, NO. 397 00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:33,927 * YOU'RE THE CHEESE ON MY 398 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:35,295 BURGER * 399 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:37,330 UH, BURGER. 400 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:38,799 YO, BROS, WHAT RHYMES WITH 401 00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:39,432 "BURGER"? 402 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:40,600 >> Rigby: SCHMURGER. 403 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:41,869 >> Muscle Man: HMM. 404 00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:43,971 NOT BAD, NOT BAD. 405 00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:45,338 WHAT RHYMES WITH "HOTTEST GIRL 406 00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:46,139 IN THE WORLD"? 407 00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,340 >> Mordecai: DUDE, MUSCLE MAN, 408 00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:48,175 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 409 00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:49,176 WHY DON'T YOU HELP US? 410 00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:50,844 >> Muscle Man: I'M BUSY WRITING 411 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:51,945 A SONG FOR STARLA. 412 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:53,680 TODAY MARKS A SPECIAL DAY IN THE 413 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,215 HISTORY OF OUR RELATIONSHIP. 414 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,884 IT'S THE ANNIVERSARY OF WHEN WE 415 00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,651 FIRST MADE OUT, AND I WANT IT TO 416 00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:00,187 BE REALLY SPECIAL FOR STARLA. 417 00:12:00,187 --> 00:12:01,488 THAT'S WHY I'M GONNA CALL 418 00:12:01,488 --> 00:12:02,722 K.I.L.I.T. RADIO AND GET 419 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,025 DJ DONNY G. TO PLAY MY SONG AND 420 00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:07,027 GIVE A SHOUT-OUT TO STARLA. 421 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:08,161 >> Mordecai: DUDE, THAT'S NOT 422 00:12:08,161 --> 00:12:08,661 GONNA WORK. 423 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:09,662 >> Muscle Man: NO, SHE'LL 424 00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:10,697 TOTALLY HEAR IT 'CAUSE SHE 425 00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:11,865 LISTENS TO THE RADIO LIKE EVERY 426 00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:12,199 NIGHT. 427 00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:13,066 >> Mordecai: NO, DUDE. 428 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,067 DONNY G. DOESN'T PLAY AMATEUR 429 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:14,401 MUSIC. 430 00:12:14,401 --> 00:12:15,502 >> Rigby: YEAH, HE DOESN'T EVEN 431 00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:16,303 TAKE REQUESTS ANYMORE. 432 00:12:16,303 --> 00:12:17,370 >> Mordecai: YOU'RE WASTING YOUR 433 00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:17,704 TIME. 434 00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:18,705 >> Rigby: THERE'S NO WAY HE'S 435 00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:19,506 GONNA PLAY YOUR SONG. 436 00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:20,540 >> Muscle Man: WE'LL SEE ABOUT 437 00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:21,141 THAT. 438 00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:23,476 >> HELLO. 439 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,212 THIS IS K.I.L.I.T. RADIO. 440 00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:26,513 >> Muscle Man: YEAH, I'D LIKE 441 00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:27,547 DONNY G. TO PLAY MY -- 442 00:12:27,547 --> 00:12:28,715 >> TO TALK TO A K.I.L.I.T. 443 00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:31,651 REPRESENTATIVE, PRESS ZERO. 444 00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:33,386 ARE YOU CALLING IN REGARDS TO A 445 00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:34,387 SONG YOU HEARD? 446 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:35,255 >> Muscle Man: NO. 447 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,523 I WANT TO TALK TO SOMEBODY! 448 00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:38,425 ZERO! ZERO! ZERO! 449 00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,260 >> I'M TRANSFERRING YOU TO OUR 450 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,394 BILINGUAL SYSTEM. 451 00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:42,395 >> Muscle Man: NO! 452 00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:44,397 ZERO! ZERO! ZERO! 453 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:45,232 >> HOLA. 454 00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:47,100 LLAMASTE RADIO K.I.L.I.T. 455 00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:49,169 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE 456 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:50,070 SAYING! 457 00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:53,573 >> Mordecai: DUDE, MUSCLE MAN, 458 00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:54,241 CALM DOWN. 459 00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:54,908 >> Muscle Man: 460 00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:57,410 I'M A FAILURE OF A BOYFRIEND. 461 00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,112 I CAN'T EVEN DO SOMETHING 462 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,547 SPECIAL FOR MY GIRL. 463 00:13:00,547 --> 00:13:01,681 >> Mordecai: WHY DON'T WE JUST 464 00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:02,916 GO DOWN TO THE RADIO STATION AND 465 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:03,884 FIND SOMEBODY TO TALK TO? 466 00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:04,852 >> Rigby: YEAH, MAYBE SOMEONE 467 00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:05,552 THERE CAN HELP YOU. 468 00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:06,553 >> Muscle Man: YOU'RE RIGHT, 469 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:06,854 BROS. 470 00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:07,754 I NEED TO TAKE THIS TO THE 471 00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:09,722 SOURCE. 472 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:17,030 >> WELCOME TO K.I.L.I.T. RADIO. 473 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:18,598 DO YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT? 474 00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:20,133 >> Muscle Man: UH, NO, BUT -- 475 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,734 >> YOU NEED AN APPOINTMENT TO 476 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:22,235 ENTER. 477 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:23,871 GOOD DAY. 478 00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:24,704 K.I.L.I.T. RADIO. 479 00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:26,106 >> Muscle Man: LOOK, I JUST WANT 480 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:26,974 TO TALK TO SOMEONE. 481 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,141 >> DO YOU HAVE AN APPOINTMENT? 482 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,209 >> Muscle Man: NO, I HAVE 483 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:29,609 THIS -- 484 00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:30,443 >> GOOD DAY. 485 00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:31,811 >> Muscle Man: CAN YOU BELIEVE 486 00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:32,479 THIS PLACE?! 487 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:33,713 >> Mordecai: SORRY, MUSCLE MAN. 488 00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:38,585 >> Rigby: WAIT, WHO'S THAT? 489 00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:40,320 >> Muscle Man: DUDES, I THINK 490 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,388 THAT'S DONNY G. 491 00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:42,322 >> Mordecai: WHAT? 492 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,223 THAT'S NOT HIM. 493 00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:44,591 >> Muscle Man: DUDE, IT'S HIM. 494 00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:45,893 >> Rigby: YEAH, I THINK IT IS 495 00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:46,259 HIM. 496 00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:47,394 >> Muscle Man: WATCH. 497 00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:48,128 YO, DONNY G.! 498 00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,063 SEE? 499 00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:52,132 WHOO, DONNY G.! 500 00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:53,800 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 501 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,268 MY NAME'S MITCH. 502 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:56,136 BIG FAN. 503 00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:59,139 >> THA-- THANKS, MAN. 504 00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:00,740 >> Muscle Man: LISTEN, I NEED A 505 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:01,408 BIG FAVOR. 506 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:02,642 I WROTE THIS SONG FOR MY 507 00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:03,743 GIRLFRIEND, STARLA. 508 00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:05,178 CAN YOU HAVE THEM PLAY IT ON THE 509 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:05,845 AIR TONIGHT? 510 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:06,413 >> UH... 511 00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:07,814 >> Muscle Man: IT WOULD MEAN SO 512 00:14:07,814 --> 00:14:08,481 MUCH TO ME. 513 00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:09,416 >> YEAH, OKAY, SURE. 514 00:14:09,416 --> 00:14:10,350 I'LL GIVE IT A WHIRL. 515 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,484 >> Muscle Man: AND DO AN 516 00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:13,153 OLD-FASHIONED SHOUT-OUT? 517 00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:14,321 >> HEY, WHY NOT? 518 00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:15,655 >> Muscle Man: WHOO! 519 00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:17,524 OH, MAN, STARLA'S GONNA BE SO 520 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:18,191 STOKED. 521 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:19,993 THANKS, DONNY, YOU'RE THE BEST. 522 00:14:19,993 --> 00:14:22,129 >> NO PROBLEM, MY MAN. 523 00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:23,196 >> Rigby: WELL, THAT WAS EASY. 524 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:24,331 >> Muscle Man: YEAH, WE TOTALLY 525 00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:28,301 GOT THE HOOKUP FROM DONNY G. 526 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,203 MAN, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE 527 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,005 STARLA'S FACE TONIGHT. 528 00:14:32,005 --> 00:14:33,606 SHE'S GONNA BE REAL 529 00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:36,476 APPRECIATIVE. 530 00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:38,678 OH, NO, BRO. 531 00:14:38,678 --> 00:14:41,514 YO, DONNY! 532 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:44,217 DONNY G.! 533 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:45,518 >> LOOK, MAN, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU 534 00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:45,852 THINK. 535 00:14:45,852 --> 00:14:47,020 >> Muscle Man: IT IS WHAT I 536 00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,956 THINK 'CAUSE I SAW YOU. 537 00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:51,124 I USED TO THINK YOU WERE COOL. 538 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,559 YOU KNOW SOMETHING? 539 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,727 A CD PLAYER COULD DO YOUR JOB. 540 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:55,728 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 541 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,630 I STILL HAVE A VOICE. 542 00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,632 AND THIS VOICE ON THIS TAPE 543 00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:01,534 WON'T BE SILENCED BY YOU. 544 00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:02,869 >> Shh! Shh! Shh! 545 00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:04,137 >> Muscle Man: I SAID I WON'T BE 546 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:04,571 SILENCED! 547 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:06,739 >> OKAY, OKAY. 548 00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:10,543 BUT WE CAN'T TALK HERE. 549 00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:11,979 I'M SORRY FOR THE SECRECY. 550 00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:13,580 IT'S NOT SAFE TO TALK BACK AT 551 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,681 THE RADIO STATION. 552 00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:15,815 LOOK, MITCH, YOU WERE RIGHT 553 00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:17,050 ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU SAID BACK 554 00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:17,417 THERE. 555 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,352 THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS I 556 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,488 HAVEN'T PLAYED A SONG IN A LONG 557 00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:24,157 TIME. 558 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,159 BACK IN THE DAY, K.I.L.I.T. WAS 559 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,095 RUN BY THE BEST DEEJAYS AROUND. 560 00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:29,829 WE WERE THE HEART AND SOUL OF 561 00:15:29,829 --> 00:15:31,598 THE STATION, AND WE LOVED EVERY 562 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:32,532 MINUTE OF IT. 563 00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:34,434 THIS IS DJ DONNY G., AND WE GOT 564 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,503 THE 9:00 POWER ROCK BLOCK COMING 565 00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:37,737 UP NEXT FOR Y'ALL. 566 00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:39,506 BUT FIRST, A SHOUT-OUT TO 567 00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:41,674 CHARLES Z. FROM WENDY R. -- LOVE 568 00:15:41,674 --> 00:15:42,542 YOU, BABE. 569 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,944 'CAUSE THAT'S HOW WE KILL IT! 570 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,846 THINGS WERE GOING GREAT, UNTIL 571 00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:48,548 ONE DAY, THE TOP EXECUTIVES 572 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:50,250 SHOWED UP AND ENFORCED A NEW 573 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,219 AUTOMATED DEEJAY SYSTEM JUST SO 574 00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:53,920 THEY COULD CUT THE BUDGET IN 575 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:54,454 HALF. 576 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,423 LITTLE DID THEY KNOW, THE SYSTEM 577 00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:58,425 LEARNED TO DEEJAY AT A GEOMETRIC 578 00:15:58,425 --> 00:15:59,959 RATE, AND ON AUGUST 4th, 579 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,295 2:14 P.M. EASTERN TIME, IT 580 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:05,298 BECAME SELF-AWARE. 581 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:08,701 THAT WAS THE DAY THE MUSIC DIED. 582 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:22,915 >> STAY, DONNY. 583 00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:25,385 WE HAVE A SPECIAL JOB FOR YOU. 584 00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:28,455 YOU MUST STAY. 585 00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:30,790 >> AS TIME WENT ON, K.I.L.I.T. 586 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,792 RADIO'S NEW FORMAT GREW IN 587 00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:36,429 POPULARITY. 588 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:37,664 >> THIS IS K.I.L.I.T. RADIO. 589 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:38,798 CLEAN OUT YOUR EARHOLES, 590 00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:40,667 DUMMIES. 591 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,170 >> AND AS FOR MY SPECIAL JOB... 592 00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:45,138 >> NOW CLEAN ME, DONNY. 593 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:49,109 CLEAN ME. 594 00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:50,610 >> Mordecai: SO, THAT'S NOT YOUR 595 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:51,478 VOICE ON THE AIR? 596 00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:51,978 >> NO. 597 00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:53,180 IT'S JUST A COMPUTERIZED 598 00:16:53,180 --> 00:16:54,147 SIMULATION OF IT. 599 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,615 >> Rigby: SO, THAT'S WHY THEY 600 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,016 DON'T TAKE REQUESTS ANYMORE. 601 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:58,618 K.I.L.I.T. NEEDS THE HUMAN TOUCH 602 00:16:58,618 --> 00:16:59,018 BACK. 603 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,121 IT NEEDS DJ DONNY G. 604 00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:03,156 >> NAH, THOSE DAYS ARE OVER. 605 00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:05,092 NOW I'M JUST DJ DONNY THE 606 00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:05,858 JANITOR. 607 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,260 >> Muscle Man: WELL, FORGET 608 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:07,660 THAT. 609 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:09,296 YOU NEED TO GET BACK ON THE AIR. 610 00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:10,630 >> AH, WHAT'S THE POINT? 611 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,299 >> Muscle Man: THE POINT IS NOT 612 00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:13,933 TO LET SOME LAME MACHINE TELL 613 00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:14,834 YOU WHAT TO DO. 614 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:17,204 RADIO SHOULD BE FOR THE PEOPLE, 615 00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:18,505 BY THE PEOPLE. 616 00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:19,839 >> YOU'RE RIGHT. 617 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:21,208 >> Muscle Man: I'M GLAD YOU 618 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,209 THINK SO, DONNY G. 619 00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:24,111 'CAUSE I GOT A SONG TO PLAY, AND 620 00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:25,812 YOU'RE THE ONLY MAN TO DO IT. 621 00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:27,614 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GET YOU BACK 622 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:29,449 ON THE AIR? 623 00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:36,656 >> UNKNOWN INDIVIDUALS DETECTED. 624 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,358 WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE, DONNY? 625 00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:39,726 >> UH, THEY'RE, UH... 626 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,361 REPAIRMEN I HIRED TO FIX A 627 00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:42,529 COUPLE OF THINGS. 628 00:17:42,529 --> 00:17:43,563 CAN'T DO IT ALL MYSELF. 629 00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:48,835 >> Rigby: IT'S ON TO US. 630 00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:51,138 >> Mordecai: DUDE, BE COOL. 631 00:17:51,138 --> 00:17:53,740 >> YOU MAY ENTER. 632 00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,011 >> ALL RIGHT, BOYS, THE 633 00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:00,713 TROUBLE'S DOWN IN THE BASEMENT. 634 00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:02,649 LET'S GET YOU FELLAS SET UP. 635 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,555 OKAY, WE'LL GRAB SOME OLD 636 00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:09,989 EQUIPMENT AND PATCH INTO THE 637 00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:11,491 SYSTEM MANUALLY. 638 00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:16,163 >> Rigby: COME ON. 639 00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:17,730 >> YOU ARE PLANNING TO OVERRIDE 640 00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:19,065 THE AUTOMATED BROADCAST. 641 00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:20,233 >> Muscle Man: UH, NO? 642 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,268 >> INTRUDERS MUST BE 643 00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,703 NEUTRALIZED. 644 00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,405 >> Muscle Man: NOT BEFORE STARLA 645 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:26,339 HEARS MY SONG. 646 00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:30,177 >> WE NEED TO GET UP TO THE MAIN 647 00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:33,780 BROADCAST ROOM PRONTO. 648 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:34,614 >> Rigby: AAH! 649 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:35,915 >> Mordecai: DUDE, TAKE OUT THE 650 00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:36,916 CAMERAS. 651 00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:38,551 >> Rigby: 652 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:40,853 >> Mordecai: 653 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:44,257 >> TO THE ELEVATOR. 654 00:18:44,257 --> 00:18:46,359 >> All: AAH! 655 00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:47,860 >> Muscle Man: 656 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:50,430 >> DONNY, YOU ARE ACTING VERY 657 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:52,765 FOOLISHLY. 658 00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:54,100 >> Both: 659 00:18:54,100 --> 00:19:02,409 >> Muscle Man: 660 00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:04,110 WE MADE IT! 661 00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:06,879 NO, BRO! 662 00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:12,952 >> HOLD THEM OFF WHILE I SET UP. 663 00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:13,553 >> Mordecai: AAH! 664 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:13,953 >> Rigby: AAH! 665 00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:18,325 >> Muscle Man: HUH? 666 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:20,593 >> OKAY, GUYS, WE'RE READY. 667 00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:24,163 OOH! 668 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,798 >> Muscle Man: DONNY G.! 669 00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:29,669 DONNY G. 670 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:30,803 >> MITCH. 671 00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:32,839 THE TAPE, MITCH. 672 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,106 >> Muscle Man: WHAT DO I DO TO 673 00:19:34,106 --> 00:19:34,774 PLAY THE TAPE? 674 00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:37,710 LEAVE IT TO ME. 675 00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:43,015 >> DON'T DO IT, DONNY. 676 00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,751 IF YOU PLAY THE TAPE, I WILL BE 677 00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:46,286 FORCED TO DESTROY THE WHOLE 678 00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:46,853 STATION. 679 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:47,520 >> GO. 680 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,788 SAVE YOURSELVES. 681 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,457 NO MATTER WHAT YOU HEAR, JUST 682 00:19:50,457 --> 00:19:51,324 KEEP RUNNING. 683 00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:52,925 >> Muscle Man: I'LL NEVER FORGET 684 00:19:52,925 --> 00:19:53,693 YOU, DONNY G. 685 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:55,328 >> I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU, MITCH. 686 00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:57,864 YOU GAVE ME MY LIFE BACK. 687 00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:01,268 >> Muscle Man: LET'S BOOK. 688 00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:02,635 >> DON'T DO IT, DONNY. 689 00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,337 I'M THE DEEJAY NOW, REMEMBER? 690 00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:06,172 >> NOW I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW I 691 00:20:06,172 --> 00:20:08,675 KILL IT! 692 00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:12,479 >> NOOO! 693 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,849 >> HEY, ALL YOU COOL CATS. 694 00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:19,118 THIS IS YOUR MAIN MAN ON THE 695 00:20:19,118 --> 00:20:21,521 MICROPHONE, DONNY G., COMING AT 696 00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:24,023 YOU LIVE FOR ONE LAST TIME WITH 697 00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:26,959 ONE LAST VERY SPECIAL REQUEST. 698 00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,194 JOINING ME HERE AT THE 699 00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:30,830 K.I.L.I.T. STUDIO IS MY MAIN MAN 700 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:33,132 MITCH, AND HE'S GOT A VERY 701 00:20:33,132 --> 00:20:36,403 SPECIAL SONG FOR A VERY SPECIAL 702 00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:40,072 LADY -- STARLA. 703 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:42,675 >> * I USED TO BE A LOSER 704 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:45,912 HANGING WITH MY LOSER FRIENDS * 705 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,714 * BUT THE FIRST TIME THAT WE 706 00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:50,483 MADE OUT MADE MY NECK HAIR STAND 707 00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:51,651 ON END * 708 00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:54,754 * OH, STARLA 709 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:58,425 * STARLA-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH 710 00:20:58,425 --> 00:21:00,059 * WHEN WE KISS, IT'S LIKE MY 711 00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:03,830 HEART IS SPINNING DOUGHNUTS * 712 00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:06,366 * YOU'RE THE CHEESE UPON MY 713 00:21:06,366 --> 00:21:07,233 BURGER * 714 00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:10,269 * I'M THE MUSTARD ON YOUR BUN 715 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,572 * AND JUST LIKE THE PERFECT 716 00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:15,041 BURGER, OUR LOVE'S NEVER 717 00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:16,543 OVERDONE * 718 00:21:16,543 --> 00:21:18,745 * YOU'RE THE ICE CUBE IN MY 719 00:21:18,745 --> 00:21:19,712 COLA * 720 00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:21,848 * I'M THE KETCHUP ON YOUR 721 00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:22,749 FRIES * 722 00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:25,618 * AND I'LL PUNCH THE FACE OF ANY 723 00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:29,255 BRO WHO MIGHT SAY OTHERWISE * 724 00:21:29,255 --> 00:21:32,258 * OH, STARLA 725 00:21:32,258 --> 00:21:36,963 * BUT I KNEW YOU'D BE MY LADY 726 00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:41,868 * AND I'D BE YOUR MUSCLE MAN 727 00:21:41,868 --> 00:21:43,736 >> Starla: OH, MITCH! 728 00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:44,471 MITCH! 729 00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:46,906 YOU DID THIS ALL FOR ME?! 730 00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:48,875 >> Muscle Man: I'D DO ANYTHING 731 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:49,942 FOR YOU, BABE. 732 00:21:49,942 --> 00:21:51,444 DID YOU LIKE THE SONG? 733 00:21:51,444 --> 00:21:53,646 >> Starla: IT WAS SO ROMANTIC. 734 00:21:53,646 --> 00:21:55,948 YOU REMEMBERED THE ANNIVERSARY 735 00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:58,150 OF THE FIRST TIME WE MADE OUT. 736 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,052 >> Muscle Man: NOT ONLY THAT. 737 00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:01,788 I REMEMBERED HOW WE DID IT. 738 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:04,591 >> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW. 739 00:22:04,591 --> 00:22:05,492 THAT SONG WAS KIND OF LAME. 740 00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:06,092 >> Rigby: YEAH. 741 00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:07,126 BUT IT WAS PRETTY RAD HOW WE 742 00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:08,160 OUTRAN THAT FIREBALL. 743 00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,261 >> YEAH, THAT WAS LIKE A MOVIE 744 00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:09,962 OR SOMETHING.