>> Benson: YOU GUYS HAVE ALL
YOUR ASSIGNMENTS FOR THE DAY.
OH, AND DON'T FORGET THAT
TONIGHT IS GAME NIGHT.
>> Mordecai: AW, YEAH!
GAME NIGHT!
>> Rigby: WHAT ARE WE PLAYING?
>> Benson: YEAH, SKIPS.
WHAT ARE WE PLAYING?
>> Skips: TONIGHT WE WILL BE
PLAYING DRAWSOME.
>> Pops: WONDERFUL!
>> Muscle Man: ALL RIGHT!
I LOVE ME SOME DRAWSOME!
WHO ELSE IS SHOWING UP TO THIS
DRAWSOME EVENT?
>> Skips: I GOT A GIANT BABY,
GARY, AND MY COUSIN QUIPS.
[ ALL GROAN ]
WHAT?
>> Mordecai: YOUR COUSIN QUIPS
IS REALLY ANNOYING.
>> Rigby: YEAH, MAN.
HE'S ALWAYS TELLING LAME JOKES.
>> Skips: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
TALKING ABOUT?
>> Mordecai: COME ON.
EVERY OTHER WORD OUT OF THAT
GUY'S MOUTH IS SOME ANNOYING
JOKE.
>> Rigby: YEAH, SOME JOKE THAT
ISN'T FUNNY.
>> Skips: COME ON, GUYS.
HIS JOKES AREN'T THAT BAD.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> AND THEN HE SAID, "YES, I
DO!"
[ LAUGHS ]
AH, ALL RIGHT.
SERIOUSLY, LAST ONE, 'CAUSE I
GOT TO GO.
WHY DID --
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
HEY, WAIT!
I DIDN'T GET TO FINISH MY PUNCH
LINE!
AH, WELL.
HE'S PROBABLY ALREADY HEARD MY
ROUTINE.
HE-E-E-E-Y!
WHO'S READY FOR SOME
FUNNY?!
[ ALL GROAN ]
>> Skips: YOU GUYS ALL REMEMBER
MY COUSIN QUIPS.
>> All: HEY, QUIPS.
>> HEY, BENSON. NICE TO SEE YA.
SPEAKING OF "SEE YA," WHAT DID
ONE OCEAN SAY TO THE OTHER
OCEAN?
"'SEA' YA LATER."
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Benson: I DON'T GET IT.
>> OH. WELL, AN OCEAN IS A BODY
OF WATER, AND A SEA IS ALSO --
>> Benson: I DON'T CARE.
>> A LITTLE MORE CARE WOULD GIVE
YOU A LITTLE MORE HAIR.
ZINGO!
>> Benson: [ GROWLS ]
>> Pops: HELLO, QUIPS!
>> POPS, LOOKING GOOD.
IN FACT, YOU LOOK AMAZING.
JUST A COMPLIMENT.
DON'T GET A BIG HEAD.
[ LAUGHS ] OOPS, TOO LATE.
ZAMMO!
AND, OF COURSE, MUSCLE MAN,
YOU LOVE THE JOKES.
WHY DO SEA GULLS FLY OVER THE
SEA?
BECAUSE IF THEY FLEW OVER THE
BAY, THEY'D BE "BAY-GULLS!"
[ LAUGHS ]
I GOT A WHOLE BIT ABOUT BODIES
OF WATER.
WHAT?
YOU SAY YOU WANT ANOTHER ONE?
>> Muscle Man: WE DIDN'T SAY
ANYTHING.
>> WHAT DID THE LAKE SAY TO THE
PUDDLE?
>> Skips: UH, COME ON, QUIPS.
LET'S GET YOU UNPACKED.
[ CHUCKLES ]
YOU PROBABLY WANT TO WIND DOWN
AFTER YOUR TRIP.
>> GUESS IT'S TIME TO GET THIS
COMEDY SHOW ON THE ROAD.
AND BY "COMEDY SHOW," I MEAN ME!
ZINGO!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, HE'S EVEN
WORSE THAN LAST TIME!
>> Rigby: YEAH, SKIPS.
TELL YOUR COUSIN THAT IF HE
CAN'T STOP TELLING JOKES, THEN
HE'S GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
>> Skips: I CAN'T JUST DO THAT.
I INVITED HIM HERE.
NO ONE TOLD YOU TO GET RID OF
YOUR BROTHER DON WHEN HE
VISITED.
>> Rigby: THAT'S BECAUSE
EVERYONE LOVED HIM!
I TRIED TO GET RID OF HIM!
>> Skips: [ GROANS ]
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
I'LL TELL HIM SOON.
[ ALL IMITATING COUGHING ]
>> WOW, GUYS.
THOSE COUGHS SOUND PRETTY
SERIOUS.
YOU GUYS SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR.
OH, THAT REMINDS ME -- WHY DID
THE CLOWN GO TO THE DOCTOR?
HE WAS FEELING A LITTLE FUNNY!
>> Skips: I SET UP THE EXTRA COT
FOR YOU.
MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
>> COULD I ALSO MAKE MYSELF
6 FEET TALL AND HANDSOME?
ZINGO!
>> Skips: LOOK, QUIPS, I GOT TO
TELL YOU SOMETHING.
>> WAIT.
I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
I JUST REALLY APPRECIATE YOU
LETTING ME HANG OUT, SKIPS.
>> Skips: UH-HUH.
>> I ACTUALLY GOT FIRED FROM THE
COMEDY CLUB, AND I NEEDED TO
HANG OUT WITH FAMILY AND
FRIENDS.
THIS WEEKEND IS REALLY GONNA
HELP ME GET MY CONFIDENCE BACK.
[ SNIFFLES ]
SORRY.
DIDN'T MEAN TO GET SO SERIOUS.
DON'T WORRY.
I'M GONNA TAKE A WALK AND COME
BACK FUNNIER THAN EVER.
ZINGO!
[ KNOCKING ON DOOR ]
>> Benson: WHO'S READY FOR SOME
DRAWSOME?!
>> Muscle Man: DRAWSOME!
WHOO-HOO!
>> Pops: I BROUGHT MY PENCIL!
GIVE ME SOMETHING TO WRITE ON,
MAN!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Benson: WAIT.
DID YOU TALK TO YOUR COUSIN?
>> Skips: I, UH -- UH...
>> KNOCK, KNOCK.
>> Mordecai: WHO'S THERE?
>> RADIO.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GO, "RADIO
WHO?"
>> Mordecai: RADIO WHO?
>> RADIO OR NOT, HERE I COME!
ZINGO!
IT'S FUNNY 'CAUSE I SAID,
"ZINGO!" AT THE END.
AND I SEE YOU BROUGHT A NUMBER-2
PENCIL.
DO PENCILS EVEN GO NUMBER 2?
MAYBE AFTER TOO MANY BEANS.
HA HA HA!
DO PENCILS EVEN EAT BEANS?
I MEAN, AM I RIGHT, GUYS?
[ Laughing ] WHAT'S THAT ALL
ABOUT?
SO, WHO'S READY TO GET STARTED?
YOU GUYS ALL IN?
>> Rigby: NO WAY.
>> Benson: I HAVE SOME WORK
TO DO.
>> Skips: WAIT HERE JUST A
SECOND.
WAIT! YOU GUYS CAN'T LEAVE!
>> Benson: YES, WE CAN.
>> Muscle Man: THERE'S NO WAY
I'M PLAYING DRAWSOME WITH THAT
FLOP FACTORY.
>> Hi Five Ghost: YEAH!
HE'S NOT FUNNY!
[ ALL GRUMBLING ]
>> Skips: WAIT, MORDECAI AND
RIGBY.
YOU GUYS HAVE TO STAY.
YOU KNOW YOU OWE ME.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
>> Rigby: ALL RIGHT.
I GUESS WE'LL STAY.
[ TAPE TEARING ]
>> HEY.
YOU GUYS PUTTING UP PAPER?
>> Mordecai: YEAH.
>> WHAT DID THE GUY PAPER SAY TO
THE GIRL PAPER WHEN HE PICKED
HER UP FOR A DATE?
"I LIKE YOUR PAD."
[ CHUCKLES ] GET IT?
LIKE A PAD OF PAPER?
>> Rigby: [ GROANS ]
[ WHOOSH! ]
>> HELLO!
>> Mordecai: AW, DIP!
>> Rigby: WHOO, YEAH!
>> Skips: OH-HO-HO-HO, BABY!
>> Rigby: THIS DIP IS GREAT!
>> Mordecai: WHAT'S YOUR SECRET?
>> A COSMIC CHEF NEVER REVEALS
HIS METHODS.
>> HEY, HAVE YOU HEARD THE ONE
ABOUT THE CHEF IN SPACE?
HE WAS FAMOUS FOR HIS SPAGHETTI
AND METEOR BALLS.
METEOR BALLS?
YEAH, I'M STILL WORKING ON IT.
[ CRUNCHES ]
>> Skips: UH, OKAY, EVERYONE.
LET'S GET THIS GAME NIGHT
ROLLING.
[ MID-TEMPO ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
UH...LOBSTER.
>> Rigby: CRUSTACEAN.
>> Skips: SHRIMP!
>> Mordecai: UNH! UNH! UNH-UNH!
UNH! UNH!
>> Skips: JUMBO SHRIMP!
>> Mordecai: YES! HA HA HA HA!
>> GO, GARY, GO!
>> IS THAT POPS?
OH, VILLAIN.
>> YOUR MOM.
YOUR MOM'S BOYFRIEND.
[ TIMER BEEPS ]
>> Skips: TIME'S UP.
>> OHH!
>> MAN IN THE MOON!
IT WAS "MAN IN THE MOON"!
>> WOW. FOR REAL?
I REALLY THOUGHT THAT WAS YOUR
MOM'S BOYFRIEND.
ZINGO!
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
HOW DO YOU CATCH A UNIQUE LION?
"UNIQUE" UP ON HIM.
ZINGO!
HOW DO YOU CATCH A TAME LION?
TAME WAY!
ZINGO!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, IS THIS GAME
NIGHT OR LAME NIGHT?
>> Rigby: YEAH.
WE CAME HERE TO PLAY DRAWSOME,
NOT LISTEN TO JOKES.
>> GUYS, GUYS, CALL ME CRAZY,
BUT MAYBE IF YOU LAUGHED MORE,
YOU'D HAVE A BETTER TIME.
AND MAYBE YOU'LL EVEN DRAW
BETTER.
>> HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE
DOING?
YOU'RE ON OUR TEAM, REMEMBER?
>> YEAH.
ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE US LOSE?
>> IT'S JUST A GAME, REGGIE.
HEY, THAT REMINDS ME -- WHY
CAN'T YOU PLAY GAMES IN THE
JUNGLE?
BECAUSE THERE'S ALWAYS GONNA BE
A "CHEETAH."
>> JUST TAKE THE GAME SERIOUSLY!
>> Skips: HEY, QUIPS, TRY NOT TO
UPSET REGINALD.
>> AW, WHY WOULD I WANT TO UPSET
THE LITTLE GUY?
>> Skips: HE GETS UPSET IF
PEOPLE DON'T TAKE THE GAME
SERIOUSLY.
>> I HEAR YOU LOUD AND CLEAR,
SKIPS.
>> Skips: GOOD.
OKAY, REGINALD. YOU'RE UP.
>> GOOD LUCK, REGGIE!
>> UGH! I DON'T NEED LUCK.
I WAS A COMMUNICATIONS MAJOR.
HMPH!
>> BACON?
>> BACON.
>> OHH! HE JUST SAID THAT!
>> UH, BACON!
>> IT ISN'T BACON!
>> COME ON!
ARE YOU SURE IT'S NOT BACON?
ZINGO!
[ TIMER BEEPS ]
>> Skips: TIME!
>> FIRE ENGINE!
IT IS A FIRE ENGINE!
YOU WOULD HAVE GOT IT IF YOU
DIDN'T KEEP GUESSING BACON!
>> BUT GUESSING BACON IS WAY
FUNNIER THAN GUESSING FIRE
ENGINE.
LOOK. IT'S GOT A SIDE OF EGGS.
>> THAT IS A DALMATIAN!
>> [ LAUGHS ] DALMATIAN?!
>> I MAJORED IN COMMUNICATIONS!
>> MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR A
REFRESHER COURSE, 'CAUSE ALL
YOU'RE COMMUNICATING HERE IS
THAT YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRAW
A DALMATIAN.
ZINGO!
>> WHAT?!
NO ONE TELLS ME THAT I NEED A
REFRESHER COURSE!
>> THAT WAS A BIT HARSH, QUIPS.
DRAWSOME IS SUPPOSED TO BE A
SAFE SPACE FREE OF JUDGMENT.
>> OH, IS BABY UPSET?
IS HE GONNA CALL THE
WAHMBULANCE?
>> HOW DARE YOU?!
>> WHOA, WHOA.
OKAY, BUDDY.
YOU'RE RIGHT, SKIPS.
HE DOE GET UPSET WHEN PEOPLE
DON'T TAKE THE GAME SERIOUSLY.
MAYBE SOMEBODY SHOULD TELL HIM
IT'S JUST A GAME.
ZINGO!
>> SILENCE!
[ ZAP! ]
>> Both: SKIPS!
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Skips: SMOOTH MOVE, QUIPS.
>> HE MISSED OUT ON A GREAT
PUNCH LINE.
HEY, REGINALD!
YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET SOME HELP
FOR YOUR ANGER ISSUES!
IT COULD LEAD TO HIGH BLOOD
PRESSURE.
THAT'S A DANGEROUS HEALTH RISK
FOR A BABY.
>> I DO NOT HAVE ANGER ISSUES!
[ ZAP! ]
>> JUST TAKE A DEEP BREATH, MAN.
WE'RE ALL JUST HERE TO DRAW SOME
PICTURES.
>> Skips: QUIPS, YOU GOT TO
STOP.
>> I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS
CLAUSTROPHOBIC SINCE BEFORE I
WAS BORN.
TALK ABOUT A WOMB WITH A VIEW.
AT LEAST HE'S NOT CLOSING THE
WALLS IN ON US.
>> GREAT IDEA!
[ ZAP! WARBLE! WARBLE! ]
>> Skips: AW, WHY DID YOU SAY
THAT?!
WE'RE GONNA GET CRUSHED!
>> IT WAS A JOKE!
>> Both: SKIPS! SKIPS!
[ ZAP! ]
>> Mordecai: AAH-UGH!
>> SOMEBODY WOKE UP ON THE WRONG
SIDE OF THE CRIB.
ZINGO!
>> [ GROWLING ]
>> CALM DOWN, MAN.
HAVE SOME SEVEN-LAYER DIP.
>> GEEZ. I DIDN'T MEAN TO GET
YOU ALL RATTLED.
[ CHUCKLES ]
SKIPS, DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID
THERE?
I USED "RATTLE."
CAN'T THIS GUY TAKE A JOKE?
>> OKAY, FUNNYMAN.
IF YOU'RE SO FOND OF YOUR
JOKES...
WHY DON'T YOU LISTEN TO SOME OF
YOUR OWN?!
[ ZAP! ]
>> WHERE DO SHEEP GO TO GET
THEIR HAIR CUT?
>> TO THE "BAA-BAA" SHOP.
>> WHY WAS THE BROOM LATE FOR
SCHOOL?
IT OVERSWEPT.
>> HOW DO YOU CATCH A FISH ON
YOUR COMPUTER?
WITH THE INTERNET!
>> HA HA! THIS GUY'S PURE GOLD!
DON'T WORRY, SKIPS.
I'LL JUST TELL REGGIE SOME MORE
JOKES.
>> Skips: WHAT?!
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>> SERIOUSLY.
SOON AS I GET 'EM LAUGHING,
THEY'LL LET US OUT FOR AN
ENCORE.
>> Skips: HE'S NOT GONNA LAUGH
AT YOUR JOKES!
>> SURE, HE WILL.
MAYBE HE JUST HAS A PROBLEM WITH
UNDERSTANDING THEM.
>> Skips: THE BABY IS NOT THE
PROBLEM HERE!
YOU ARE!
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> Skips: ALL YOU DO IS TELL BAD
JOKES!
>> WHAT?!
PEOPLE LOVE THOSE JOKES.
>> Skips: NO, THEY DON'T!
[ SHATTER! ]
QUIPS, YOU'RE NOT FUNNY!
[ ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ]
[ BOOM! ]
>> Mordecai: SKIPS, ARE YOU ALL
RIGHT?
>> Skips: EH, I'VE BEEN WORSE.
>> [ GROANS ]
I HAD NO IDEA THAT YOU GUYS
DIDN'T THINK I WAS FUNNY.
I THOUGHT YOU ALL CALLED ME
"QUIPS" BECAUSE MY LAST NAME IS
QUIPPINGER.
>> Skips: NO, IT'S BECAUSE
YOU'RE ALWAYS TELLING JOKES.
>> Rigby: YEAH, REALLY BAD
JOKES.
>> Skips: RIGBY!
LOOK, QUIPS, I KNOW YOU REALLY
WANT TO BE A COMEDIAN, BUT IT'S
JUST REALLY ANNOYING WHEN YOU'RE
ALWAYS TRYING OUT YOUR MATERIAL
ON US.
>> I'M SORRY, EVERYBODY.
I HAD NO IDEA.
I JUST REALLY THOUGHT YOU GUYS
ALL THOUGHT I WAS HILARIOUS.
I WISH YOU WOULD HAVE TOLD ME
THIS SOONER.
>> Skips: THAT'S OKAY.
>> THIS MUST BE WHY I GOT FIRED
FROM THE COMEDY CLUB.
ZINGO!
SORRY. SORRY.
JUST KIDDING.
I PROMISE I'LL STOP NOW.
>> Skips: ACTUALLY, I THINK I
KNOW A PLACE THAT YOUR JOKES
JUST MIGHT WORK.
>> WHY DO CLOWNS LOVE TELLING
JOKES?
BECAUSE THEY "NOSE" WHAT'S
FUNNY!
[ HONK! HONK! ]
ZINGO!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Skips: THAT'S A BETTER
AUDIENCE FOR HIM.
>> Mordecai: UM...YEAH.
>> Both: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
>> Mordecai: YEAH!
>> Rigby: YEAH!
>> Both: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH.
>> Mordecai: IT'S TIME FOR
CAVE PARTY TIMES, BABY!
>> Rigby: AW, YE-AH!
LET'S GET THIS CAMPFIRE GOIN'!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, IT'S GONNA
BURN.
DUDE, SERIOUSLY, IT'S GONNA
BURN.
YOU'RE GONNA BURN IT.
>> Rigby: STOP IT!
AW, MAN!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, I TOLD YOU.
[ LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ TAB POPS ]
DUDE, WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF
IN 10 YEARS?
>> Rigby: EASY!
I'M GONNA BE A STUNT MAN!
>> Mordecai: HA HA!
DUDE, THAT'S SO LAME.
YOU'LL PROBABLY STILL BE WORKING
AT THE PARK.
>> Rigby: STOP TALKING!
HEY, MORDECAI, EVER THINK WE
SHOULD BRING IN ANOTHER FRIEND?
>> Mordecai: YOU MEAN LIKE A
THIRD PERSON?
I GUESS WE KEEP OUR INNER CIRCLE
PRETTY SMALL.
BUT IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE EVER
GONNA FIND ANYBODY COOL ENOUGH
AT THE PARK, SO...
>> Rigby: YEAH.
>> Mordecai: [ YAWNS ]
GOOD CAVE PARTY, DUDE.
>> Rigby: [ SNORING ]
>> Mordecai: [ SNORING ]
GAAAAAH!
RIGBY, WAKE UP.
RIGBY, RIGBY, RIGBY, WAKE UP!
>> Rigby: H-U-U-U--
AAAAAH!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, JUST KEEP
QUIET.
>> GRAAAAHH!
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
>> Mordecai: STAY BACK!
[ LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> [ GRUNTING ]
>> Both: WHOA!
DANCING CAVEMAN!
>> Mordecai: THIS GUY IS
AWESOME!
DUDE, YOU'RE AWESOME!
LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO GO FROM
"MORDECAI AND RIGBY" TO
"MORDECAI, RIGBY, AND
DANCING CAVEMAN."
>> Both: THIRD FRIEND!
CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG,
CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!
WHOOOOO!
>> WHOOOOO!
>> Mordecai: ANYBODY WHO CAN
CHUG THAT MUCH CHEESE IS COOL IN
MY BOOK.
>> [ GRUMBLING ]
RRR!
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
>> Benson: [ GRUMBLES ]
WHO IS THAT?
>> Mordecai: HE'S OUR NEW
FRIEND -- DANCING CAVEMAN.
>> Benson: CAVE MAN?
NO, NO.
NO WAY.
I'M NOT HAVING A CAVEMAN AT THE
PARK.
WE AREN'T INSURED FOR IT.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
THAT'S NOT FAIR!
>> Rigby: YEAH, WE CAN'T JUST
GET RID OF HIM!
>> Benson: A CAVEMAN CANNOT FIT
INTO THIS MODERN WORLD.
SEE?
>> Mordecai: BUT HE'S ONE OF
US NOW!
>> Benson: REALLY?
WHAT'S HIS NAME?
>> Both: UH...
>> Benson: GET RID OF HIM.
>> Rigby: BUT HE'LL DIE OUT
THERE ALL ALONE!
COME ON, BENSON!
>> Both: PL-E-E-E-E-ASE?
>> BEN...SON?
>> Benson: FINE.
YOU HAVE A WEEK TO GET HIM
CIVILIZED.
>> Both: NICE!
>> Mordecai: THANKS, BENSON.
>> Benson: BUT IF HE ISN'T UP TO
PARK STANDARDS IN A WEEK, I'M
CALLING THE POUND!
>> Mordecai: WE'RE GONNA NEED
SOME HELP.
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ INDISTINCT TALKING ]
[ ALL GASP ]
>> Skips: THAT IS THE MOST
CIVILIZED CAVEMAN I HAVE EVER
SEEN.
>> [ LAUGHS HAUGHTILY ]
PLEASE, CALL ME GREGG.
>> All: WHOA!
>> Muscle Man: UNBELIEVABLE!
>> Pops: GOOD LUCK WITH THE
BENSON TEST, MY GOOD MAN!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, THIS IS
PERFECT!
BENSON WILL TOTALLY LET YOU
STAY.
>> Rigby: PFFT, YEAH!
HE'LL PROBABLY OFFER YOU A JOB!
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT, LET'S
GO.
>> WAIT.
ME KNOW YOU WORK HARD TO HELP,
BUT ME NOT CIVILIZED.
>> Rigby: HUH?
>> YOU FORGOT SOMETHING.
>> Rigby: LOVE?
>> [ GRUNTS ]
ME SUBMIT THAT I CAN'T BE TRULY
CIVILIZED UNTIL ME FIND OTHER
HALF.
>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW.
IS THERE ENOUGH TIME TO FIND IT
BEFORE OUR MEETING WITH BENSON?
>> CERTAINLY.
HER NAME DIANE.
SHE FROZEN WITH MY PEOPLE.
[ TAPPING
>> Mordecai: HOW MANY OF YOU
WERE THERE?
>> WE WERE MANY.
>> Both: WH-O-O-O-OA!
>> Mordecai: HOW DO WE FIND HER?
>> IT WILL BE EASY.
SHE ONLY CAVEWOMAN HERE.
HER BEAUTY SHINE LIKE STAR.
THERE SHE IS.
MY DIANE.
>> Rigby: ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT
TO DO THIS?
HER FOREHEAD LOOKS PRETTY BIG.
OW!
>> DIANE, HOW I'VE MISSED YOU.
>> HUH?
>> MY LOVE TRAVEL THOUSANDS OF
YEARS, AND TODAY BEGINS ANEW.
>> AWWW!
>> MORDECAI AND RIGBY GAVE US AN
HOUR TO CATCH UP.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
>> [ GRUNTING ]
>> OH. WE CAN'T DO THAT.
IT MORE CIVILIZED TIME NOW.
>> [ GRUNTING ANGRILY ]
>> WELL, ME MAY LOOK STRANGE,
BUT THIS IS WAY OF TIME.
ME HAD TO CHANGE.
YOU WILL HAVE TO CHANGE, TOO.
>> AAAAH AAAAH!!
>> IT -- IT NOT SO BAD!
LOOK AT THESE -- PANTS!
PRETTY WILD, HUH?
AND THAT'S TELEVISION.
[ SIREN WAILS, METAL CRUNCHING ]
>> [ GRUNTING ]
>> OH, MY.
HERE -- HAVE SOME TEA, CALM YOU
DOWN.
>> [ GRUNTING SADLY ]
>> WHAT YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW
ME ANYMORE?
>> [ GRUNTING, SOBBING ]
>> DIANE!
>> [ YELLING, GRUNTING ]
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
[ SNIFFLES ]
>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
YEEEEEEARGHH!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
WHAT AM I?
>> Mordecai: GREGG?
WHERE'S DIANE?
>> WE -- WE GOING THROUGH SOME
STUFF RIGHT NOW.
>> Mordecai: BENSON'S WAITING.
>> ME NOT READY.
>> Mordecai: BUT YOU'LL GO TO
THE POUND IF YOU DON'T!
>> Rigby: THERE ARE ONLY TWO
THINGS THAT HAPPEN THERE, AND
YOU DON'T WANT THEM!
>> Mordecai: YOU'LL DO FINE.
>> [ BREATHES DEEPLY ]
OKAY.
[ EXPLOSION, PEOPLE SCREAMING ]
[ CAVEMEN GRUNTING ]
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
[ HORSE NEIGHS ]
>> [ GRUNTING ]
>> DIANE, CALL THEM OFF!
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "NO"?
TELL ME WHY YOU DO THIS!
>> [ GRUNTING ]
[ HORSE NEIGHS ]
>> UH...
WE GOING THROUGH SOME STUFF
RIGHT NOW.
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
[ CAVEMEN SHOUTING ]
[ POUNDING ON DOOR ]
>> Muscle Man: OH, NO, BRO!
>> Hi Five Ghost: AAH!
[ ALL GRUNTING ]
[ CLATTERING, CRASHING ]
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> RAAAH!
>> OHH!
I NEED A NEW JOB.
[ KIDS SCREAMING ]
>> CAVEMEN TOO STRONG AND TOO
MANY.
YOU LOSE YOUR JOBS.
PARK DESTROYED.
ALL MY FAULT.
>> Mordecai: COME ON, GREGG!
WE CAN DO THIS!
WE JUST NEED TO USE OUR EVOLVED
BRAINS TO THINK OF SOMETHING!
>> WAIT!
IN MY TIME, MY PEOPLE VALUE MEAT
ABOVE ALL.
DO YOU HAVE MEAT?
[ CAVEMEN SHOUTING ]
>> DIANE...
>> Both: GREGG! COME ON!
>> Mordecai: COME ON, LET'S GO,
GREGG!
GREGG, COME ON!
GET OUT OF THERE!
COME ON! GET OUT OF THERE!
>> ME SORRY.
DIANE!
WHAT MUST BE DONE.
I'M SORRY, DIANE.
YOU ALMOST DID.
BUT YOU WERE RIGHT.
IT WRONG TO GIVE UP SELF.
[ POUNDING ON DOOR ]
>> Both: GREGG!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, UNLOCK THE
DOOR!
GET OUT OF THERE!
>> THANKS FOR HELPING ME.
BUT ME DON'T BELONG IN MODERN
WORLD.
>> Rigby: YOU COULD'VE BEEN
HAPPY HERE!
>> NO.
NO NEED TV.
NO NEED PANTS.
NEED DIANE.
>> Both: N-O-O-O-O!
[ BOTH SNIFFLING ]
Mordecai: GREGG...
THANKS FOR BEING OUR FRIEND.
>> Both: BENSON!
>> Benson: I SAW EVERYTHING.
I HAD GREGG ALL WRONG.
HE GAVE IT ALL UP FOR TRUE LOVE.
IN A WAY, HE WAS MORE CIVILIZED
THAN ALL OF US.
MORDECAI, RIGBY...
CLEAN UP THIS MESS.
DO IT...
[ Voice breaking ] DO IT OR
YOU'RE FIRED.
>> Rigby: GREGG WAS PRETTY COOL.
DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD LOOK FOR
ANOTHER FRIEND?
>> Mordecai: HMM.
MEH.
TWO'S GOOD ENOUGH.