[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
>> Mordecai: HURRY UP, DUDE.
THE SHOW'S COMIN' BACK ON!
>> Rigby: HANG ON.
I GOT TO GET MY OATS.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, USE A BOWL.
>> Rigby: SHUT IT!
I'LL EAT MY OATS HOWEVER MY
MOUTH FEELS LIKE IT.
[ CHOMP! ] MMM, MMM.
>> Mordecai: UGH.
>> AND NOW BACK TO
"BEHIND THE BANDS" WITH
ADRENALINE!
[ HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
PIERCE FESNER!
JOHN MOORE!
RICKY GRANT!
AND FRONT MAN ACE BALTHAZAR!
>> 1, 2, 3, 4!
>> THEY WERE THE MOST EPIC BAND
OF ALL TIME IN 1984.
>> YEAH, WE WERE PRETTY EPIC, I
GUESS, BUT IT WAS ACE THEY CAME
TO SEE.
HE WAS REAL, MAN.
>> I'VE GOT AN ADRENALINE RUSH,
AND I THINK I'M GONNA...
>> Crowd: CRASH! CRASH!
CRASH! CRASH!
>> Both: CRASH! CRASH!
CRASH! CRASH!
>> CRASH! CRASH!
>> AAGH!
[ CROWD CHEERS ]
>> FOR ACE, CRASHING JUST WASN'T
PART OF THE SHOW.
IT WAS A WAY OF LIFE.
>> I THINK I'M GONNA...
CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH!
CRASH!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> WAIT. WHERE'S ACE?
>> CRASH! CRASH! CRASH!
CRASH!
>> COME ON, WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT
OF HERE!
[ ALL SCREAM ]
>> WHEN WE LOST ACE, WE KNEW THE
ADRENALINE RUSH WAS OVER.
THERE'LL NEVER BE ANOTHER
PERFORMER LIKE ACE -- EVER.
>> Rigby: HMM. HMM. TRUE FACTS.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, I WISH WE
COULD'VE SEEN THEM PLAY LIVE.
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE MOST EPIC
CONCERT EVER.
>> THOUGH HE WAS PRESUMED DEAD,
ACE'S BODY WAS NEVER FOUND.
COULD ACE BE ALIVE AND WALKING
AMONG US?
>> HE AIN'T DEAD!
I SEEN HIM AT THE SHOPMART!
>> MY FRIEND'S BROTHER SAW HIM
AT, UH, UH, A BUS STATION.
>> I SAW HIM ON MY QUESADILLA.
>> A RECENT SIGHTING HAS EVEN
BEEN CAPTURED ON FILM.
>> Rigby: [ LAUGHS ] THAT LOOKS
LIKE OUR HOUSE IN THE
BACKGROUND.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, THAT IS OUR
HOUSE.
>> Rigby: WAIT A MINUTE.
IS THAT...?
>> Mordecai: DUDE, IT'S THAT GUY
WHO THINKS HE'S A KNIGHT!
>> COULD THIS MAN BE THE REAL
ACE BALTHAZAR?
>> Rigby: DUUUUDE!
ACE BALTHAZAR'S IN OUR PARK!
>> Both: WHO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OA!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, I BET IF WE
GET HIM BACK TOGETHER WITH HIS
BAND, THEY'D PLAY LIVE AND WE'D
GET BACKSTAGE PASSES.
>> Rigby: THEY'D TOTALLY GIVE US
BACKSTAGE PASSES.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, WE GOT TO GET
HIM BACK TOGETHER WITH HIS BAND.
>> NOW, TO SEE WHAT YOU ARE MADE
OF!
[ LAUGHING ]
>> Rigby: DUDE, IT'S HIM!
IT'S ACE!
>> Mordecai: "YEEAAYCE" IT IS!
>> Both: ACE! ACE! ACE! ACE!
>> OH! NATIVES OF THE NEW WORLD!
>> Mordecai: ACE!
OH, MAN, IT'S AN HONOR TO MEET
YOU, SIR.
>> ACE? WHAT IS THIS "ACE"?
>> Rigby: DUDE, YOU'RE
ACE BALTHAZAR, FROM ADRENALINE!
>> WHAT? I AM NOT ACE BALTHAZAR!
I AM SIR GABLETHORPE OF
KINGDONIUM!
MY QUEST IS TO DISCOVER THE
MARVELS OF THE NEW WORLD!
FOR INSTANCE, TO FIND THE TINY
ARTISTS THAT LIVE WITHIN THIS
PRINTING DEVICE.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Rigby: DUDE, THERE'S
SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH
ACE.
>> Mordecai: I KNOW.
I THINK THAT BUS CRASH MUST'VE
MESSED UP HIS MEMORY.
>> Rigby: HMM. HMM.
TIME TO JOG IT THEN.
[ HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> WHAT IS THIS MUSIC?
AND HOW DO YOU HAVE A WHOLE BAND
OF MEN INSIDE SUCH A SMALL BOX?
>> Rigby: IT'S NOT JUST ANY BAND
OF MEN.
IT'S ADRENALI-I-INE!
>> ADRENALI-I-INE?
I MUST MEET THIS TINY BAND OF
MEN!
>> Both: NO, WAIT!
>> HYAH!
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
WHERE DID THE TINY BAND OF MEN
GO?
>> Rigby: DUDE.
ACE BALTHAZAR JUST TRASHED OUR
BOOM BOX!
>> Both: WHO-O-O-O-O-O-OA!
>> OHHHHHH!
>> Mordecai: ACE, WE WANT TO GET
YOU BACK TOGETHER WITH YOUR OLD
BAND.
>> Rigby: YEAH, WE'RE HUGE FANS.
AND WE WANT TO SEE YOU PERFORM
LIVE!
>> HMM. IF PRETENDING TO BE
ACE BALTHAZAR WILL GET THEM TO
ACCEPT ME, THEN SO BE IT.
FRIENDS, I JUST REMEMBERED THAT
I AM ACE BALTHAZAR!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Both: I KNEW IT!
>> Mordecai: NOW ALL WE GOT TO
DO IS GET YOU BACK TOGETHER WITH
YOUR BAND.
>> THOSE WERE THE DAYS.
>> WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE TO SEE
ACE WALK THROUGH OUR DOOR RIGHT
NOW.
>> THERE'S A GUY OUT HERE
CLAIMING TO BE ACE.
>> ALL RIGHT, BRING 'EM IN.
>> HELLO, ALL!
IT IS I, ACE BALTHAZAR!
>> JENKINS, PLEASE ESCORT THESE
GUYS OUT.
>> Mordecai: NO, WAIT.
IT REALLY IS ACE!
JUST LOOK AT HIM!
>> HEY, RICKY, HE DOES KIND OF
LOOK LIKE ACE.
>> THAT MAY BE, BUT HE SURE
DON'T DRESS OR ACT LIKE HIM.
BESIDES, IT'S A KNOWN FACT THAT
ACE DIED IN THAT CRASH.
PIERCEY, PLAY TRACK FOUR OFF
"ADRENA-GEDDON" -- BACKWARDS!
[ HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> THIS IS ACE BALTHAZAR
SPEAKING, AND I WILL TOTALLY DIE
IN A TOUR-BUS CRASH!
[ BOTH GROAN ]
>> Mordecai: DON'T WORRY, ACE.
WE'LL CHANGE YOU BACK INTO YOUR
OLD SELF.
THEN THEY'LL BELIEVE IT'S YOU
FOR SURE.
FIRST THINGS FIRST.
WE NEED TO FIND YOU SOMETHING
COOL TO WEAR.
>> WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY ARMOR?
>> Rigby: DUDE, BURLAP ISN'T
COOL.
>> Mordecai: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE
ISN'T COOL?
NOT WEARING PANTS.
IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO RECOGNIZE
YOU, YOU GOT TO START DRESSING
LIKE YOUR OLD SELF.
>> HMM. IF IT IS AS YOUR CULTURE
DICTATES, THEN I WILL DON THE
GARB THAT IS NECESSARY TO DO SO.
>> Rigby: WHATEVER.
JUST TRY THE CLOTHES ON.
[ HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> NO! NO!
I SIMPLY WILL NOT ALLOW IT!
I WILL STAND FOR THESE ARTISANS
TO ROUGE MY FACE, BUT TO REMOVE
MY HELMET?!
I REFUSE!
A HELMET IS A KNIGHT'S HONOR!
>> Mordecai: WELL, HAIR IS A
ROCK STAR'S HONOR.
>> Rigby: YEAH, MAN.
NO HAIR, NO HONOR.
>> Eileen: IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO
BE A ROCK STAR.
>> WELL, IF THAT IS YOUR CUSTOM,
THEN SO BE IT.
>> Both: AAH!
>> Margaret: UH, THIS IS GONNA
TAKE AWHILE.
AHEM. PRESENTING ACE BALTHAZAR.
>> Rigby: AWESOME!
>> Mordecai: WHOA! MARGARET,
EILEEN, THIS IS PERFECT!
>> INDEED.
I FEEL THOROUGHLY TRANSFORMED
INTO A STAR OF ROCK!
>> Mordecai: WELL, ALMOST
PERFECT.
THIS WILL HELP YOU TO REMEMBER
WHO YOU REALLY ARE.
[ HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> REMARKABLE!
A TINY BAND OF MEN YOU CAN HEAR
AND SEE!
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?
>> Rigby: NO! NO MORE OF THAT
KNIGHT TALK, MAN.
JUST WATCH THE SCREEN.
>> DESCRIBE YOURSELF IN ONE
WORD.
>> "ACE-STOUNDING."
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
>> OH, IT'S YOU BLOKES AGAIN.
GET OUT!
>> AREN'T YOU GONNA INVITE YOUR
OLD BANDMATE INSIDE?
>> ACE?
[ BOTH GASP ]
>> I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS,
BUT I'VE GOT AN ADRENALINE RUSH.
AND I THINK I'M GONNA...
>> CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH!
CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH!
>> SO, ARE WE GONNA ROCK OUT, OR
WHAT?
>> Mordecai: DUDE, WE DID IT!
WE'RE GONNA SEE ADRENALINE PLAY
LIVE!
>> Both: CRASH! CRASH! CRASH!
>> I WANT TO THANK ALL OF YOU
FOR BEING HERE.
AND I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT
TONIGHT, ROCK HISTORY WILL BE
MADE, BECAUSE TONIGHT, AFTER
YEARS OF SILENCE, ADRENALINE
PLAYS AGAIN!
[ CROWD CHEERS ]
>> HOW I'VE LONGED FOR THIS
MOMENT!
>> ALL RIGHT, LET'S ROCK!
1, 2, 3, 4!
[ ELECTRICITY POWERS DOWN ]
>> Rigby: AW, WHAT?!
>> Mordecai: WHOA!
>> LOOK!
[ CROWD GASPS ]
[ BOTH GASP ]
>> AAH! IMPOSTOR!
THIS ISN'T THE REAL
ACE BALTHAZAR!
I AM!
>> Both: UH-OH!
>> YOU! YOU ARE A DISGRACE!
>> BUT -- BUT --
>> [ Mockingly ] "BUT -- BUT."
[ Normal voice ] BUT NOTHING!
I'M THE REAL DEAL HERE.
AND THIS BAND IS NOTHING WITHOUT
ME!
NO OFFENSE, GUYS.
>> OH, YEAH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT
IT.
>> TRUE, TRUE. WE'RE GOOD.
>> NOW GET OFF THE STAGE, POSER!
[ CROWD BOOS ]
>> Rigby: STOP! STOP!
>> Mordecai: WAIT! HOLD ON!
WE'RE SORRY WE THOUGHT HE WAS
YOU.
IT'S JUST -- WE REALLY WANTED TO
SEE ADRENALINE PLAY LIVE.
PLEASE JUST LET HIM PLAY.
>> NO.
NOW GET OFF THE STAGE!
>> Crowd: YEAH!
GET OFF THE STAGE!
>> ENOUGH! ENOUGH, I SAY!
>> GET OFF --
>> FOR YEARS, I HAVE BEEN
FASCINATED BY YOUR CULTURE.
I HAVE WORKED HARD TO EMBRACE
THIS AS MY OWN.
YET THIS IS HOW I AM TO BE
REPAID?
NOW HEAR THIS, ACE BALTHAZAR.
I'VE GOT AN ADRENALINE RUSH, AND
I THINK I'M GONNA CRASH.
>> All: AAH!
>> AAH!
[ CROWD CHEERS ]
>> AAAAAAAAAAH!
>> HIS CRASHING -- IT'S
ACE-STOUNDING!
>> [ GRUNTS ] HUH?
>> I WAS WRONG ABOUT YOU.
NEVER BEFORE HAVE I SEEN ANYONE
CRASH THAT WAY.
THAT WAS BETTER THAN ANYTHING I
COULD'VE EVER DONE.
KNEEL, SIR GABLETHORPE!
I DUB THEE THE NEW
ACE BALTHAZAR!
[ CROWD CHEERS ]
NOW TAKE THE STAGE!
[ CHEERING CONTINUES ]
[ MEDIEVAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ CROWD BOOS ]
FORGET IT! I'LL JUST DO IT!
1, 2, 3, 4!
[ HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Mordecai: WELL, AT LEAST WE
FINALLY GET TO SEE ADRENALINE
PLAY LIVE!
>> Both: YEAH!
>> WHOO! THIS MUSIC IS AMAZING!
IT MUST BE SHARED!
[ KNIGHTS CHEER ]
>> [ LAUGHS ]
OHH!
OW! I HAVE MOSHED...POORLY.
[ KNIGHTS CHANT "GABLETHORPE" ]
>> Mordecai: DUDE.
BEST. CONCERT. EVER.
>> Rigby: AH, STUFFED SO GOOD.
>> Muscle Man: MAMMA MIA.
>> THANKS FOR DRIVING.
>> Margaret: YEAH, NO PROBLEM.
>> Mordecai: MAN, WHO KNEW PIZZA
COULD BE SO GOOD?
>> Margaret: UH, THAT'S KIND OF
ITS THING.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Rigby: GO, GO.
[ ALL LAUGHING ]
Shh! Shh!
COME ON, COME ON.
>> Muscle Man: NO WAY, MAN.
NO WAY.
>> Rigby: HERE IT COMES.
[ ALL GROAN ]
AW, MAN.
[ GROANS ]
>> Muscle Man: TOLD YOU.
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]
>> Mordecai: SO, WHAT DO YOU
GUYS WANT TO DO...NOW?
WHAT?
>> Muscle Man: THAT WAS PAINFUL,
BRO.
>> Mordecai: WHAT WAS?
>> Rigby: THAT.
UH...EH...UH...
>> Mordecai: YOU GUYS WERE
WATCHING ME?
AW, GEEZ.
>> Muscle Man: DUDE, BRO, WHEN
ARE YOU GONNA SEAL THE DEAL?
YOU'VE BEEN, LIKE, WANTING TO
KISS MARGARET FOR YEARS NOW.
>> Rigby: THIS IS REAL TALK.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
WHAT DO YOU GUYS KNOW?
I'M JUST WAITING FOR THE RIGHT
MOMENT.
>> Muscle Man: BRO, YOU GOT TO
MAKE THE MOMENT.
WATCH.
DID YOU HAVE FUN TONIGHT, BABE?
>> I ALWAYS DO.
>> Muscle Man: I HOPE YOU SAVED
ROOM FOR DESSERT.
[ BOTH MOANING ]
>> Rigby: HMM, SEEMS SIMPLE
ENOUGH.
>> Mordecai: [ GROANS ]
YOU GUYS DON'T GET IT.
IT'S NOT EASY FOR ME.
I'VE TRIED.
>> Rigby: REALLY?
>> Mordecai: I MEAN, I'VE HAD
SOME CHANCES IN THE PAST THAT
DIDN'T WORK OUT, BUT IT'S JUST
GOT TO FEEL RIGHT, YOU KNOW?
[ SIGHS ]
I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH
ME.
>> Muscle Man: SOUNDS LIKE YOU
NEED SOME EXTRA INCENTIVE, BRO.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, LIKE WHAT?
>> Muscle Man: HMM...
[ LAUGHS ]
OKAY, IT'S SUNDAY.
IF YOU KISS MARGARET BY MIDNIGHT
FRIDAY, I'LL WEAR A DIAPER FOR A
WHOLE WEEK!
>> Mordecai: WHA-A-A-T?
>> Rigby: OH, NOW WE'RE TALKING.
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT, I CAN DO
THAT.
>> Muscle Man: BUT, OF COURSE,
IF YOU DON'T KISS HER, YOU GOT
TO WEAR THE DIAPER FOR THE WEEK.
>> Rigby: OHH.
>> Mordecai: AW, WHAT?
I DON'T KNOW.
THIS IS PROBABLY THE DUMBEST
THING I'VE EVER HEARD.
>> Muscle Man: HEY, YOU ALREADY
WANT TO KISS HER, RIGHT?
SO ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS KISS
HER.
THEN YOU GET TO LAUGH AT ME IN A
DIAPER.
IT'S WIN-WIN, BRO!
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO
IT.
>> Muscle Man: WHOO!
OH, MAN, I GOT YOU GOOD!
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU'RE GONNA BE WEARING A DIAPER
FOR A WEEK!
HE'S NEVER GONNA DO IT!
DIAPER TIME!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> YOU'RE SO BAD.
[ MOANING ]
>> Rigby: WHOA-HO-HO, BETTIN'
BIG TIME, HUH?
>> Mordecai: PFFT, IT'S NO BIG
DEAL.
I JUST HAVE TO KISS HER.
OH, NO, I HAVE TO KISS MARGARET
BY MIDNIGHT FRIDAY!
>> Rigby: DUDE, WE'VE BEEN HERE
FOR LIKE AN HOUR.
YOU GONNA ASK HER OUT OR WHAT?
>> Mordecai: I'M WORKING UP TO
IT.
HERE SHE COMES.
ACT NATURAL.
[ SLURPING ]
>> Margaret: HEY, GUYS.
DUDE, THAT GLASS IS EMPTY.
>> Mordecai: HA HA...
OH, YEAH, IT IS.
SO...DO YOU WANT TO HANG OUT
TONIGHT?
>> Margaret: LIKE A DATE?
>> Mordecai: YEAH, OR LIKE A
HANG-OUT OR CHILL SESH OR
WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT.
>> Margaret: SORRY, I CAN'T.
>> Mordecai: I MEAN, IT COULD BE
A GROUP THING, TOO.
>> Margaret: NO, I JUST MEANT I
CAN'T TONIGHT.
I HAVE CLASS.
I'M FREE FRIDAY NIGHT, THOUGH.
>> Mordecai: SURE, SOUNDS GREAT!
>> Margaret: COOL, SEE YOU THEN.
>> Mordecai: SEE YA.
>> Rigby: DUDE!
FRIDAY?
>> Mordecai: [ GROANS ]
THE BET WILL BE PRACTICALLY OVER
BY THEN.
>> Rigby: YEAH, MAN, AND IF THE
DATE IS AS AWKWARD AS THAT
CONVERSATION WAS, MARGARET'S
NEVER GONNA LET YOU KISS HER.
>> Mordecai: [ GROANS ]
IT'S COOL.
IT JUST MEANS I HAVE SOME TIME
TO GET READY.
>> * OH, WELL, UH, YOU MIGHT
THINK I'M CRAZY *
* TO HANG AROUND WITH YOU
* OR MAYBE YOU THINK I'M LUCKY
* TO HAVE SOMETHIN' TO DO
* BUT I THINK THAT YOU'RE WILD
* INSIDE ME IS SOME CHILD
* YOU MIGHT THINK I'M FOOLISH
* OR MAYBE IT'S UNTRUE
* YOU MIGHT THINK I'M CRAZY
* BUT ALL I WANT IS YOU
>> Rigby: BIG NIGHT, DUDE.
HOW YOU FEELING?
>> Mordecai: YOU KNOW, I'M
ACTUALLY FEELING PRETTY GOOD.
>> Rigby: THAT'S GOOD, BUT I DO
HAVE ONE PIECE OF ADVICE.
>> Mordecai: "YOU GOT TO PACK A
MINT, BRO."
>> Rigby: THAT'S WHAT I WAS
GONNA SAY.
HOW'D YOU KNOW?
>> Mordecai: PFFT.
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT.
I'VE GOT IT COVERED.
MINTS, GUM, STRIPS, BREATH
SPRAY, TOOTHBRUSH, FLOSS.
>> Rigby: REMEMBER, YOU GOT TILL
12:00 TONIGHT.
>> Mordecai: WISH ME LUCK.
>> Rigby: GOOD LUCK!
>> Muscle Man: THINK HE'LL
REALLY DO IT?
>> Rigby: NOT A CHANCE.
>> Muscle Man: WANT TO FOLLOW
HIM?
>> Rigby: YEAH!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
>> Margaret: HEY, MORDECAI.
>> Mordecai: HUH...
H-HEY.
YOU LOOK NICE.
>> Margaret: THANKS.
YOU, TOO.
SHOULD WE GET GOING?
>> Mordecai: Y-YEAH.
YOUR CHARIOT, MY LADY.
>> Margaret: [ CHUCKLES ]
>> Mordecai: THANKS AGAIN FOR
LETTING ME BORROW YOUR CAR.
>> Margaret: HEY, IT'LL BE NICE
HAVING YOU DRIVE ME AROUND FOR A
CHANGE.
MAKES ME FEEL SPECIAL.
>> Mordecai: HA HA!
YEAH.
[ HORN HONKS ]
UNH!
>> Margaret: YOU NERVOUS ABOUT
SOMETHING?
>> Mordecai: HA HA.
WHY WOULD I BE NERVOUS?
>> Margaret: OH, MAN, I HAVEN'T
SEEN A MOVIE IN FOREVER!
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SEE?
>> Mordecai: HOW ABOUT
"OOPSIE DAISY"?
>> Margaret: WHAT?
>> Mordecai: "OOPSIE DAISY,"
STARRING JENNAE RACHEL AS
DAISY, THE WOMAN WHO MEETS THE
PERFECT MAN --
>> Margaret: [ GASPS ]
"BUCKTOOTH BOB GOES TO EUROPE"?!
I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS OUT YET!
COME ON, WE GOT TO SEE IT!
I LOVE BUCKTOOTH BOB.
>> Mordecai: REALLY?
BUT I THOUGHT WE'D SEE
"OOPSIE DAISY."
IT'S GOT A HEARTWARMING STORY,
SOME ROMANCE.
>> Margaret: BORING!
COME ON, LET'S HAVE SOME LAUGHS.
>> Mordecai: TWO FOR
"BUCKTOOTH BOB GOES TO EUROPE".
>> NOW, WHAT IN THE HECK IS
THIS, A BOOT WASHER?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Mordecai: [ CHUCKLES ]
>> WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS PLACE?
>> [ French accent ] THE EIFFEL
TOWER.
[ GRUNTS ]
>> "I FELL" TOWER?
MORE LIKE "HE FELL" TOWER!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Margaret: OH, MY GOSH, MY
STOMACH, IT HURTS.
THAT WAS SO GOOD.
>> Mordecai: YEAH.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Margaret: I HAD A REALLY GOOD
TIME TONIGHT, MORDECAI.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, ME TOO.
>> I HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME
TONIGHT.
>> WE HAVE TO DO THIS AGAIN.
[ COUPLES MOANING ]
>> Margaret: [ GROANS ]
LIKE, GET A ROOM, RIGHT?
>> Mordecai: YEAH, HA.
>> Margaret: WELL, I GUESS IT'S
GETTING KIND OF LATE, SO...
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
NO, NO, IT'S ONLY 11:20 --
11:25?!
>> Margaret: YEAH, SEE?
SO, MAYBE I SHOULD GO.
>> Mordecai: NO, NO, COME ON.
I'M HAVING TOO MUCH FUN.
>> Margaret: OH, YEAH?
>> Mordecai: YEAH!
LOOK, THERE'S ONE MORE PLACE I
WANT TO TAKE YOU.
>> Margaret: ALL RIGHT, I'M
GAME.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL!
>> Mordecai: YEAH, THIS IS ONE
OF MY FAVORITE PLACES IN THE
PARK.
>> Margaret: LET'S GO SIT BY THE
WATER.
>> Mordecai: SURE.
JUST ONE KISS.
YOU CAN DO THIS.
JUST --
AAH!
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?!
>> Muscle Man: SIX MINUTES TILL
DIAPER TIME, BRO!
YOU GONNA MAKE YOUR MOVE OR JUST
KEEP TALKING TO YOUR REFLECTION
ALL NIGHT?
>> Mordecai: I WAS JUST ABOUT TO
DO IT.
>> Margaret: MORDECAI!
YOU COMING?
>> Mordecai: YEAH, JUST A SEC!
>> Muscle Man: BETTER GET OUT
THERE.
>> Mordecai: RIGHT.
THIS HAS GOT TO BE PERFECT!
[ GROANS ]
>> Muscle Man: I THINK YOU'RE
GOOD, BRO.
>> Mordecai: [ GROANS ]
>> Rigby: SERIOUSLY, DUDE, YOU
SHOULD STOP.
>> Margaret: MORDECAI!
>> Mordecai: COMING!
[ GROANS ]
>> Both: AAH!
>> Margaret: AAH!
>> Rigby: WHAT HAPPENED?!
>> Mordecai: [ COUGHS ]
HEY, WHERE YOU GOING?
>> Margaret: IT GOT REALLY COLD
ALL OF A SUDDEN.
I THINK WE SHOULD GO BACK.
[ GROANS ]
IT'S FROZEN SHUT.
[ GASPS ]
>> Muscle Man: AAH! UNH!
AW, MAN, WE GOT TO GET OUT OF
HERE!
>> Rigby: BUT WE GOT TO SEE IF
HE DOES IT!
>> Margaret: MUSCLE MAN, RIGBY?
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?
AND SEE IF WHO DOES WHAT?
>> Muscle Man: YOU BETTER TELL
HER ABOUT THE BET, BRO.
>> Margaret: BET?
WHAT BET?
>> Mordecai: UH...
WELL, SEE, IT WASN'T REALLY A
BET PER SE.
I JUST SAID I WOULD KISS YOU BY
FRIDAY AT MIDNIGHT, AND IF I
DIDN'T, I'D HAVE TO WEAR A
DIAPER FOR A WEEK.
>> Margaret: WHAT?
>> Mordecai: SEE, BUT IF I DID
KISS YOU, THEN MUSCLE MAN WOULD
HAVE TO WEAR THE DIAPER, SO...
YEAH, IT WAS PRETTY MUCH A BET.
>> Margaret: SO, YOU BET
MUSCLE MAN THAT YOU COULD KISS
ME?
>> Rigby: WELL, IT WAS MORE THAT
HE WOULD KISS YOU, NOT COULD.
>> Margaret: QUIET, RIGBY!
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU, MORDECAI.
HERE I THOUGHT WE WERE HAVING A
GREAT TIME ON A FUN DATE, AND IT
WAS ALL FOR A DUMB BET?
>> Mordecai: YEAH, BUT --
>> Margaret: [ GROANS ]
>> Mordecai: MARGARET, WAIT!
>> Muscle Man: NICE GOING, BRO!
>> Mordecai: [ GRUNTS ]
MARGARET!
YOU'RE GONNA FREEZE OUT HERE!
>> Margaret: I DON'T CARE!
>> Mordecai: LOOK, I'M SORRY,
OKAY?
I'D WEAR A DIAPER FOR THE REST
OF MY LIFE IF ONLY YOU'D FORGIVE
ME FOR HOW DUMB I WAS BEING.
>> Margaret: WHAT IS WRONG WITH
YOU?
YOU ALWAYS DO THIS.
EVERY TIME IT SEEMS LIKE WE'RE
GETTING CLOSE, YOU THROW ME FOR
A LOOP.
>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S
WRONG WITH ME!
IT'S JUST THAT [GRUNTS] YOU'RE
ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS AND
[GRUNTS] I GET ALL WEIRD WHEN
I'M AROUND YOU, AND SOMETIMES I
DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT.
>> Margaret: HOW ABOUT JUST
TRYING TO BE HONEST WITH ME?
THAT WOULD BE A GOOD START.
AND YOU'D BETTER TALK FAST.
>> Mordecai: AAH!
YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, OKAY?
LOOK, I REALLY JUST WANTED THIS
KISS TO HAPPEN, AND I LOST SIGHT
OF BEING A GOOD FRIEND.
AND THE ONLY REASON I TOOK THE
BET WAS TO GIVE ME THE EXTRA
CONFIDENCE TO GO THROUGH WITH
IT, WHICH DIDN'T EVEN WORK
ANYWAYS, BUT REALLY IT'S ALL
BECAUSE I LIKE YOU!
>> Margaret: WHAT TIME IS IT?
>> Mordecai: WHO CARES?
>> Margaret: NO, WHAT TIME IS
IT?
>> Mordecai: [ SIGHS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
11:59.
>> Muscle Man: OH, MY GOSH!
NO! NO!
>> Margaret: HAVE A NICE WEEK,
DIAPER BOY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Muscle Man: OH, MAN, THIS IS
TOO GOOD.
WAIT, WHY IS HE SMILING?
YOU'RE RUINING MY PICTURE!
>> Rigby: YEAH, WHY ARE YOU SO
HAPPY?
>> Mordecai: I'M HAPPY 'CAUSE I
REALIZED MARGARET WAS ACTUALLY
HAVING A GREAT TIME ON THE DATE.
AND THAT MEANS SHE MUST LIKE ME,
WHICH MEANS THAT I STILL HAVE A
CHANCE TO KISS HER ONE DAY.
>> Rigby: YOU MEAN WE'LL HAVE TO
KEEP WAITING AND WAITING TO SEE
IF YOU'LL EVER DO SOMETHING
ABOUT IT?
>> Mordecai: HEY, IT'S GOT TO BE
THE RIGHT MOMENT.
>> Muscle Man: I BET YOU HE
NEVER DOES IT.
>> Rigby: YOU'RE ON.