[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
>> [ French accent ] AHH, MON
AMOUR, OUR LOVE IS LIKE THE
SUN -- BRIGHT AND HOT, BUT IT
BURNS EVERYTHING IT TOUCHES.
>> [ French accent ] BUT I LONG
FOR ITS DESTRUCTIVE HEAT.
>> MY DARLING, OUR LOVE IS TOO
INTENSE FOR US TO BE TOGETHER
FOR EXTENDED PERIODS OF TIME.
ONLY APART WILL WE UNDERSTAND
THE DEPTHS OF OUR LOVE.
>> MUST YOU GO?
>> I MUST, AND WHEN I RETURN
AFTER...ONE WEEKEND, OUR
REUNION WILL BE...AWESOME.
>> HOW AWESOME WILL IT BE?
>> WE CAN ONLY FIND OUT AFTER I
RETURN.
[ DISSONANT CHORD PLAYS ]
>> Rigby: [ GROANS ]
THIS MOVIE SUCKS!
IT'S CALLED
"THE LONGEST WEEKEND."
I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE ABOUT
A PARTY.
>> Shh!
>> ADIEU, MON AMOUR.
AAH!
I CANNOT LEAVE YOU...EVEN FOR A
WEEKEND!
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Rigby: "FIN"?!
"FIN" THIS!
PBHT!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Mordecai: WELL, THAT WAS A
WASTE OF MONEY.
>> Rigby: "LONGEST WEEKEND"?
MORE LIKE
"THE LONGEST WASTE OF TIME."
>> Mordecai: I KNOW!
THAT THING WAS LIKE THREE HOURS
LONG.
>> Margaret: COME ON, YOU GUYS.
YOU SURVIVED.
>> Mordecai: ADMIT IT.
THAT MOVIE WAS TERRIBLE.
>> Margaret: [ SIGHS ]
OKAY, IT WAS PRETTY BAD.
>> I THOUGHT IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL
MOVIE.
IT REALLY SPOKE TO ME.
>> Muscle Man: THE ONLY THING
SPEAKING TO ME IS MY STOMACH.
[ STOMACH GRUMBLES ]
WHAT'S THAT, BOY?
YOU WANT SOME CHILI DOGS?
COME ON, EVERYBODY!
LET'S GO GET SOME DOGS!
>> WAIT A MINUTE, MITCH.
>> Muscle Man: HUH?
>> THAT MOVIE MADE ME WONDER IF
WE'RE TAKING OUR LOVE FOR
GRANTED.
>> Muscle Man: WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, BABE?
>> WHEN WE'RE TOO CLOSE, THERE'S
NO SPACE BETWEEN US FOR OUR LOVE
TO GROW.
WE NEED TO SPEND THE WEEKEND
APART TO TEST THE STRENGTH OF
OUR LOVE.
>> Muscle Man: BUT, BABE, WE HAD
PLANS TO HANG OUT ALL WEEKEND.
>> IF WE CAN'T GET THROUGH TWO
DAYS APART, HOW ARE WE GONNA
STAY TOGETHER FOREVER?
IF WE CAN'T MAKE IT ON OUR OWN,
THEN WE SHOULD BREAK UP.
>> Muscle Man: UH...
>> DON'T YOU THINK OUR LOVE IS
STRONG ENOUGH?
>> Muscle Man: YEAH, BUT --
>> THEN PROVE TO ME YOU LOVE ME
BY STAYING AWAY FROM ME FOR A
WEEKEND.
>> Muscle Man: YOU KNOW I'D DO
ANYTHING FOR YOU, STARLA.
>> PERFECT!
THEN MEET ME AT THE CLOCK TOWER
SUNDAY AT MIDNIGHT, AND NOT A
MOMENT BEFORE.
>> Muscle Man: OF COURSE --
>> Shh!
ADIEU, MON AMOUR.
>> Muscle Man: ADIEU?
>> Margaret: UH, ARE YOU SURE
THIS IS A GOOD IDEA, STARLA?
>> OF COURSE IT IS.
SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO PUT LOVE TO
THE TEST.
>> Rigby: WHOA, HARSH.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, ARE YOU GONNA
BE ALL RIGHT, MUSCLE MAN?
>> Muscle Man: [ SCOFFS ]
I'LL BE FINE.
WHEN IT COMES TO THE LADIES,
SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOT TO PLAY
THE GAME.
>> Mordecai: THE GAME?
>> Muscle Man: YEAH, MAN.
WHEN SHE SAYS, "STAY AWAY," YOU
STAY AWAY.
>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW, DUDE.
YOU TWO SPEND A LOT OF TIME
TOGETHER.
>> Muscle Man: LOOK, WHO HERE
KNOWS MORE ABOUT THE LADIES --
ME OR SINGLE McSINGLETON?
>> Mordecai: [ SCOFFS ]
ALL RIGHT, MUSCLE MAN.
GOOD LUCK.
>> Muscle Man: WHATEVER, LOSERS.
I'M GONNA GET THROUGH THIS
WEEKEND NO PROBLEM.
AND I'M GONNA GET THROUGH IT ALL
BY MYSELF.
WHOO! HUH!
WHOO-HOO!
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
ALL RIGHT!
TIME TO STAY AWAY FROM STARLA
THE EASY WAY -- WITH TELEVISION.
CLICK!
>> ARE YOU READY, COUCH
POTATOES?!
>> Muscle Man: YEAH, I'M READY!
>> IT'S TIME FOR
"COUPLES CRUSH"!
OHH, THEIR LOVE IS CRUSHING
ALL!
THEY'RE REALLY GOING AT IT!
>> Muscle Man: [ LAUGHS ]
OH, MAN, STARLA WOULD LOVE THIS!
RELAX, MUSCLE MAN.
GOT TO GIVE YOUR LADY HER SPACE.
>> MITCH, WHY AREN'T YOU CALLING
TO TELL ME ABOUT THIS?!
>> Muscle Man: AAH!
GET IT TOGETHER, MAN.
GET IT TOGETHER.
HUH?
>> I MISS YOU, MITCH.
>> Muscle Man: AAH!
>> ARE YOU TRYING TO IGNORE ME?!
>> Muscle Man: NO!
>> OH, REALLY?
THEN WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED?
>> Muscle Man: BUT YOU SAID IF I
DID, WE'D HAVE TO BREAK UP!
>> MITCH, I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
CALL ME.
JUST PICK UP THE PHONE.
MITCH, I MISS YOU.
>> Muscle Man: AAAAAAAAH!
>> Hi Five Ghost:
[ BEAT-BOXING ]
>> Both: [ Rapping ]
* CH-CH-CH-CHILLIN'
>> Mordecai: * CHILLIN' IN THE
POOL *
>> Both: * CH-CH-CH-CHILLIN'
>> Rigby: * DRINKIN' SODAS,
LOOKIN' COOL *
>> Both: * CH-CH-CH-CHILLIN'
>> Mordecai: * PAPER-BAG IT, DO
IT RIGHT *
>> Both: * CH-CH-CH-CHILLIN'
>> Rigby: * PAPER BAG WILL KEEP
THE SODA COLD ALL NIGHT *
[ CHEERING, LAUGHTER ]
>> Mordecai: CHILLIN'.
>> Muscle Man: DUDES!
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
DUDES, I NEED YOUR HELP!
>> Rigby: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
CHILL OUT, MUSCLE MAN.
>> Hi Five Ghost: YEAH, HAVE A
SODA.
>> Mordecai: HERE YOU GO.
>> Muscle Man: THIS ISN'T THE
TIME FOR SODA!
THIS STARLA THING IS FREAKING ME
OUT!
I SEE HER EVERYWHERE -- IN MY
SOUP, IN MY CHICKEN NUGGETS!
IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY!
IF I DON'T GET SOME HELP, I'M
GONNA CALL HER, AND SHE'S GONNA
DUMP ME!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, IT'S ONLY FOR
THE WEEKEND.
WE'LL HELP YOU THROUGH THIS.
>> Rigby: YEAH, YOU CAN COUNT ON
US.
>> Muscle Man: THANKS, GUYS.
[ HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> WHY HASN'T MITCH CALLED ME
YET?
DOESN'T HE LOVE ME?
>> Eileen: OH, STARLA,
MUSCLE MAN TOTALLY LOVES YOU.
>> THEN WHY HASN'T HE CALLED ME
YET?
>> Margaret: BECAUSE YOU SAID IF
HE DID, YOU'D DUMP HIM.
>> WELL, I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
HE SHOULD KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN ME MEANING THINGS AND ME
NOT MEANING THINGS.
>> Margaret: STARLA, THERE'S NO
WAY HE CAN GUESS WHAT YOU'RE
THINKING ALL THE TIME.
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.
>> IT SHOULD BE POSSIBLE.
>> Margaret: OH, COME ON.
IF YOU MISS HIM SO MUCH, WHY
DON'T YOU JUST CALL HIM?
>> BECAUSE IT'S A TEST OF OUR
LOVE!
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
>> Muscle Man: YO, RIGBY, GOT
ANY 3's?
>> Rigby: HMM...
GO FISH.
>> Muscle Man: AAH!
I'LL BE IN MY TRAILER.
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
>> Mordecai: OH, I BETTER TAKE
THIS.
HEY, MARGARET.
HOW'S STARLA?
>> Margaret: NOT SO GOOD.
>> Mordecai: [ SIGHS ]
MUSCLE MAN'S NOT DOING MUCH
BETTER.
>> Margaret: THIS IS SO DUMB.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, I CAN'T
BELIEVE THEY'RE DOING THIS OVER
A LAME MOVIE.
>> Margaret: I KNOW.
IF TWO PEOPLE LIKE EACH OTHER,
THEY SHOULD JUST BE TOGETHER.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, LIKE US!
UH, I MEAN, IF WE LIKED EACH
OTHER, WE WOULD TOTALLY BE
TOGETHER, AND IT WOULDN'T EVEN
BE A BIG DEAL.
I MEAN, OR IF ANYONE LIKED EACH
OTHER.
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
>> Margaret: ARE YOU FEELING
OKAY?
>> Mordecai: YEAH, I'M FINE I'M
JUST...TIRED.
TALK TO YOU LATER.
SEE YOU AT MIDNIGHT. BYE.
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
OHH!
IS THE PERIMETER SECURE?
>> Rigby: YEAH, I THINK
MUSCLE MAN'S JUST TAKING A NAP.
>> Mordecai: LET'S GO SEE HOW
HE'S DOING.
MUSCLE MAN?
YO, MUSCLE MAN.
HEY, MAN, ARE YOU OKAY?
DID YOU HEAR ME?
>> Muscle Man: STARLA!
STARLA-A-A-A!
>> Mordecai: WE'RE GONNA NEED
SOME BACKUP!
>> Muscle Man: STARLA-A-A-A-A-A!
STARLA!
STARLA-A-A-A!
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT, DUDES, I
KNOW MUSCLE MAN LOOKS TOTALLY
MISERABLE, BUT WE JUST HAVE TO
KEEP WATCH OVER HIM TILL
MIDNIGHT, GOT IT?
>> All: GOT IT.
>> Mordecai: I'LL TAKE FIRST
WATCH.
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Rigby: ALMOST THERE,
MUSCLE MAN.
15 MINUTES LEFT TO GO.
>> Muscle Man: THAT'S GOOD.
YOU THINK YOU CAN LET ME USE THE
BATHROOM?
>> Rigby: SORRY, DUDE.
>> Muscle Man: AW, MAN.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY.
I DON'T HAVE IT IN ME TO RUN
AWAY.
JUST LET ME HIT THE BATHROOM.
I GOT TO USE IT.
>> Rigby: [ SIGHS ]
ALL RIGHT. JUST FOR A MINUTE.
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Muscle Man: HA! IN YOUR FACE!
MY LADY'S LOVE GIVES ME ALL THE
STRENGTH I NEED!
>> Rigby: CODE RED! CODE RED!
WE GOT A RUNNER!
>> Muscle Man: STARLA-A-A-A!
>> Mordecai: MUSCLE MAN, STOP!
DON'T DO IT!
>> Hi Five Ghost: YOU HAVE TO
WAIT!
>> Muscle Man: I CAN'T!
STARLA!
STARLA-A-A-A-A-A-A-OOOH!
>> [ SOBBING ]
>> Eileen: DON'T CRY, STARLA.
>> Margaret: YEAH, YOU'VE ONLY
GOT 10 MINUTES LEFT.
>> Muscle Man: [ HOWLING ]
>> DO YOU HEAR SOMETHING?
>> Margaret: I THINK SO.
>> Muscle Man: [ HOWLING ]
>> MY BABY NEEDS ME!
>> Both: STARLA!
>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
[ GROANS ]
>> Muscle Man: [ HOWLING ]
>> [ HOWLING ]
[ DOGS BARKING, HOWLING ]
>> Muscle Man: [ HOWLING ]
STARLA-A-A-A-A-A!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, NO!
>> MI-I-I-TCH!
[ HOWLING ]
>> Both: STARLA!
>> Muscle Man: [ HOWLING ]
>> Mordecai: MUSCLE MAN, DON'T
DO IT!
SHE'LL BREAK UP WITH YOU!
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
>> Margaret: 30...MORE...
SECONDS!
>> Mordecai: YOU...PROMISED HER
YOU'D...WAIT!
>> Muscle Man: I'VE WAITED LONG
ENOUGH!
I DON'T WANT TO WAIT ANYMORE.
AND I BET STARLA DOESN'T WANT TO
WAIT ANYMORE, EITHER!
STARLA-A-A-A-A!
>> MI-I-I-I-TCH!
>> Muscle Man: [ HOWLING ]
>> [ HOWLING ]
[ BELL TOLLING ]
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
>> Muscle Man: THANK YOU ALL FOR
HELPING ME.
IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH WAITING TO
PROVE OUR LOVE.
YOU GUYS ARE TRUE FRIENDS.
>> Mordecai: [ CHUCKLES ]
THANKS, MUSCLE MAN.
IT WAS NOTH...
[ SMACKING SOUND ]
...THING.
[ BOTH MOANING ]
>> Pops: MAKE IT STOP!
>> Rigby: GROSS!
[ MOANING CONTINUES ]
>> Mordecai: WE PROBABLY
SHOULDN'T INVITE THEM TO THE
MOVIES ANYMORE.
>> Margaret: GOOD IDEA.
>> Announcer: THOUSANDS OF YEARS
AGO, IN THE MOST ANCIENT OF
DOJOS, THE MOST DELICIOUS
SANDWICH IN THE WORLD ENTERED
OUR REALM.
THE ONLY PROBLEM IS, IF YOU EAT
IT WRONG...YOU DIE!
>> HUH?
>> Announcer: FORTUNATELY, MAN
DISCOVERED THE CORRECT WAY TO
EAT IT -- WITH CUTOFF JEAN
SHORTS AND THE PROPER HAIRCUT.
[ HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> * DEATH SANDWICH
* DEATH SANDWICH
* IF YOU DON'T EAT IT RIGHT,
YOU'RE GONNA DIE TONIGHT *
* IT'S THE DEATH SANDWI-I-I-CH
>> Announcer: SO, COME ON DOWN
TO DEATH KWON DO PIZZA AND SUBS!
>> AND REMEMBER, "EAT IT RIGHT
OR YOU DIE!"
[ GONG CRASHES ]
>> Both: UH...
>> HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
YOU GUYS?!
>> Mordecai: [ CHUCKLES ] HEY...
>> SO...YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO
LOOK ME IN THE EYE AFTER NEARLY
DESTROYING MY DEATH KWON DO
BUSINESS?!
>> Mordecai: LOOK, WE'RE SORRY
ABOUT THAT, MAN.
BUT, HEY -- IT LOOKS LIKE YOU
REALLY BOUNCED BACK.
GOT THIS WHOLE SANDWICH GIG
GOING ON.
LOOKIN' GOOD.
>> [ SIGHS ]
YOU'RE LUCKY FORGIVENESS IS ONE
OF THE MANY VIRTUES OF
DEATH KWON DO.
SO, WHAT CAN I GET YOU?
>> Both: THE DEATH SANDWICH!
>> TO RECEIVE THE DEATH
SANDWICH, YOU MUST FIRST SIGN
THIS WAIVER OF DEATH.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, SURE.
LET'S DO IT.
>> ALL RIGHT, I'LL HAVE THAT OUT
FOR YOU IN A MINUTE.
YAAAH!
OOH-AAAH...HI-YAAH!!
YAAAH!
[ INHALES SHARPLY ]
PHO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-
O-O-O-O-O-O-
O-O-O-O-O-O-O-
O-O-O-E-E-E-E-E-EH.
ONE DEATH SANDWICH.
>> Both: YEAH-YEAH!
>> BUT REMEMBER, IF YOU DON'T
EAT IT RIGHT, YOU DIE.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, YEAH, WEAR A
MULLET AND JEAN SHORTS.
WE GOT IT.
>> Rigby: MAN, I'M ABOUT TO
TEAR THIS THING UP!
>> Both: [ CHUCKLING ]
>> Mordecai: WHOA. WAIT.
WE GOT TO GET MULLETS AND
CUTOFFS FIRST.
>> Rigby: OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
NOW WE'RE TALKING LUNCH!
>> Both: [ Chanting ] DEATH
SANDWICH!
DEATH SANDWICH!
>> Benson: [ WHISTLING ]
WELL, WELL, WELL.
IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR A
LITTLE PAYBACK.
LET'S SEE HOW THEY LIKE IT WHEN
SOMEBODY STEALS THEIR SANDWICH.
>> Both: [ Chanting ] DEATH
SANDWICH!
DEATH SANDWICH!
>> Rigby: AW, WHAT!
>> Mordecai: BENSON!
>> Benson: [ CHOKING ]
>> Mordecai: WHOA.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
>> Rigby: IT REALLY IS A DEATH
SANDWICH!
>> Benson: DEATH SANDWICH?!
WHY WOULD YOU BUY SOMETHING THAT
KILLS PEOPLE?!
>> Rigby: WHY WOULD YOU EAT
SOMEBODY'S SANDWICH?!
>> Mordecai: COME ON, GUYS.
THIS IS SERIOUS.
WE GOT TO GET BENSON A CURE FOR
THE DEATH SANDWICH BEFORE IT'S
TOO LATE.
DUDE, YOU GOT TO HELP US.
OUR BOSS ATE THE DEATH SANDWICH
WRONG.
>> WHAT?!
HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?!
>> Rigby: WE LEFT IT IN THE
KITCHEN, AND BENSON CAME AND ATE
IT.
>> [ SIGHS ]
IT IS CLEARLY STATED IN THE
WAIVER THAT THE SANDWICH SHOULD
NEVER BE LEFT UNACCOMPANIED
UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.
>> Benson: YOU DIDN'T READ THE
WAIVER?!
>> NOW, IF YOU WOULD EXCUSE ME,
I HAVE A BUSINESS TO CONDUCT.
GOOD DAY, GENTLEMEN.
>> Rigby: BUT OUR BOSS IS GONNA
DIE!
>> Benson: IF THIS SANDWICH IS
SO DANGEROUS, THEN WHY DON'T YOU
JUST TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL?!
>> Mordecai: YEAH, YOU'RE
PROBABLY RIGHT.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
>> [ SIGHS ]
I'M AFRAID THAT WOULD BE A FATAL
MISTAKE.
YOUR BOSS IS NOW FAR BEYOND THE
HELP OF WESTERN MEDICINE.
>> Rigby: WELL, THEN WHAT ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO DO?!
>> HIS ONLY CHANCE OF SURVIVAL
NOW IS TO SEE MY SENSEI -- THE
GRAND MASTER OF DEATH KWON DO.
HE IS THE PROTECTOR OF THE
SANDWICH OF LIFE.
>> Rigby: WHAT'S THE SANDWICH
OF LIFE?
>> IT IS THE ONLY KNOWN CURE FOR
THE DEATH SANDWICH.
HE WILL LISTEN TO YOUR REQUEST,
AND IF HE AGREES, HE WILL LET
BENSON HAVE A TASTE.
ONE BITE FROM THE SANDWICH WILL
CURE HIM INSTANTLY.
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO
THIS!
WHAT'S HIS ADDRESS?
>> I'M AFRAID IT'S NOT THAT
SIMPLE.
NO MERE OUTSIDER IS ALLOWED
BEFORE THE SENSEI.
I MUST ACCOMPANY YOU ON YOUR
JOURNEY.
BUT TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE.
IF YOUR BOSS DOES NOT TAKE A
BITE FROM THE SANDWICH OF LIFE
WITHIN SIX HOURS...
HE WILL DIE.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Benson: [ MOANING ]
>> Mordecai: WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN
TO HIM IF WE CAN'T GET THE
SANDWICH OF LIFE IN SIX HOURS?
>> HIS BODY WILL UNDERGO SIX
STAGES OF AGONY WHILE SPEEDING
TOWARDS HIS INEVITABLE DEATH.
HIS FACE WILL TURN GREEN, AND
HE'LL BEGIN TO CHOKE.
>> Rigby: THAT'S WHAT WAS
HAPPENING TO HIM IN THE KITCHEN!
>> YES. SOON AFTER, HIS FACE
WILL START TO BURN.
>> Benson: [ Crying ] OW!
IT BURNS!
>> BENSON'S INTESTINES WILL
BEGIN TO MELT AND LEAK OUT OF
HIS BODY.
HE WILL SHRIEK IN PAIN, BUT NO
ONE WILL HEAR IT BECAUSE HIS
VOCAL CORDS WILL HAVE LONG SINCE
EVAPORATED.
BUT THEN HE'LL REGAIN HIS VOCAL
CORDS.
>> Mordecai: OH.
>> ONLY TO CRY OUT FOR MERCY IN
ANCIENT DIALECTS LONG SINCE
FORGOTTEN.
>> Benson: I'M PRETTY SURE YOU
CAN GO 65 HERE.
[ GONG CRASHES ]
>> I'M GONNA GO REQUEST A
MEETING WITH THE SENSEI.
YOU GUYS JUST WAIT HERE.
OKAY -- MINOR SETBACK.
I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT ME AND
THE SENSEI KIND OF HAD A
FALLING-OUT.
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
IT'S TIME FOR PLAN "B."
>> Mordecai: WHAT'S PLAN "B"?
>> WE SNEAK IN AND TAKE THE
SANDWICH BY FORCE.
HERE, BENSON, YOU'RE GONNA NEED
THE POWER OF DEATH KWON DO.
>> Benson: WHAT, I JUST HAVE TO
PUT THESE ON?
>> NOT QUITE.
[ HAIR CLIPPER CLICKS, BUZZING ]
THE SANDWICH OF LIFE IS AT THE
VERY TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN.
COME NOW -- WE MOVE AS ONE!
>> HEY, STOP!
[ BELL RINGING ]
>> QUICKLY!
INTO THE FIRST CHAMBER!
THINGS WILL BECOME INCREASINGLY
MORE DIFFICULT AS WE APPROACH
THE SANDWICH.
BE READY.
[ BLADES CLINK ]
>> RAAAAAH!
[ In high-pitched voice ] I MEAN
STEP OF DEAAAAAATH!
>> THAT REMINDS ME.
IN THIS ROOM, YOU MUST SAY
"STEP OF DEATH" EVERY TIME YOU
STEP OR YOU WILL PLUMMET TO YOUR
DEATH.
ALMOST SLIPPED MY MIND.
>> Both: STEP OF DEATH!
STEP OF DEATH!
>> Both: STEP OF DEATH!
>> STEP OF DEATH!
>> Both: STEP OF DEATH!
>> STEP OF DEATH!
STEP OF DEATH!
>> YAAAAAA!
>> STEP OF DEATH!
>> Rigby: STEP OF DEATH!
>> Benson: STEP OF DEAAATH!
>> All: RAH!
ATOU!!
[ ENGINES REVVING ]
>> Benson: * ABA-DABA-GA-BU-TI-
TU-GADA-TU *
>> Mordecai: WE'RE ALMOST TO THE
TOP, BENSON.
DON'T GIVE UP YET.
>> THE SENSEI IS THROUGH THAT
DOOR.
>> Mordecai: IS THAT YOUR
SENSEI?
>> YES.
AND THAT SANDWICH RIGHT THERE IS
THE SANDWICH OF LIFE.
>> Rigby: WHICH ONE?
THERE'S TWO OF THEM.
>> IT'S THE ONE ON THE ORGANIC
MULTIGRAIN.
OPPOSITE, WE HAVE THE DEADLIEST
SANDWICH KNOWN TO MAN...
THE DOUBLE-DEATH SANDWICH.
>> Both: WHO-O-OA.
>> JUST LET ME ADDRESS THE
SENSEI.
HE MIGHT STILL BE MAD AT ME.
>> Benson: [ GROANS WEAKLY ]
>> SENSEI.
>> YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF NERVE
COMING BACK HERE AFTER WHAT YOU
PULLED.
>> FORGIVE ME, SENSEI.
>> Rigby: WHAT DID YOU DO?
>> [ SIGHS ]
>> I TOOK HIM OFF THE STREETS
AND RAISED HIM LIKE MY OWN SON.
HE REPAID ME BY STEALING THE
RECIPE FOR THE DEATH SANDWICH
AND MASS PRODUCING IT WITHOUT
PERMISSION.
>> I WILL ACCEPT FULL
RESPONSIBILITY FOR MY CRIMES
AGAINST THE SCHOOL, BUT THERE IS
NOW A MORE PRESSING MATTER AT
HAND.
OUR FRIEND BENSON IS ABOUT TO
DIE FROM EATING THE DEATH
SANDWICH INCORRECTLY.
WE HUMBLY REQUEST THAT YOU
BESTOW THE SANDWICH OF LIFE UPON
HIM.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
YOU MUST BE A REAL FOOL.
DID YOU HONESTLY THINK I'D JUST
HAND OVER THE SANDWICH OF LIFE?
KILL THEM!
[ SWORDS CLINK ]
>> Both: HOO-RAH!
>> Rigby: AGH!
[ HAIR CLIPPER CLICKS ]
[ HAIR CLIPPER BUZZING ]
>> YOU DON'T DESERVE THE POWERS
OF DEATH KWON DO.
>> NO!!
YAH! YAH!
>> Both: AAAAH!
>> [ Chuckling ] HA, HA, HA, HA,
HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA,
HA, HA.
[ WARBLE! WARBLE! ]
[ SHING! ]
>> Both: HUGHH! YAAA!
HA! HO! HO! HA! HA! HNG! HE!
>> HAAAH!
>> Mordecai: AAAGH!
UNH!
>> Both: AGHHHH!
>> HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP!
HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP!
HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP!
POW!
[ BAM! ]
>> Benson: AGA-DAB-BA [COUGHING]
SANUBI!
>> [ CHUCKLES ] HE SAYS THAT HE
FORGIVES YOU.
IT'S TOO BAD HE'LL NEVER TASTE
FROM THE SANDWICH OF LIFE.
>> SENSEI, NO!
NOT THE DOUBLE-DEATH SANDWICH!
>> ORDER UP!
OOOOOOH-TAAAAHHH!
[ FLUTE TRILLS ]
>> Both: [ GASP ]
THE BICYCLE KICK OF DEATH!
>> Mordecai: NOW!
>> Benson: UGH! UHL! UHL! UHL!
>> COME ON!
>> Benson: [ CHEWING ] AHH.
[ ALL SIGH ]
[ CRASH! ]
>> Rigby: WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
>> THE MOUNTAIN IS
SELF-DESTRUCTING!
>> All: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
>> USE THE DEATH JUMP!
>> All: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
[ ALL SIGH DEEPLY ]
>> Mordecai: THANKS SO MUCH.
I DON'T KNOW HOW WE CAN EVER
REPAY YOU.
>> I'LL PROBABLY THINK OF
SOMETHING.
>> Announcer: SO, COME ON DOWN
TO DEATH KWON DO PIZZA AND SUBS
AT THE TWO PINES MALL.
AND REMEMBER...
>> Both: "EAT IT RIGHT OR YOU
DIE!"
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]