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[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]

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>> [ French accent ] AHH, MON

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AMOUR, OUR LOVE IS LIKE THE

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SUN -- BRIGHT AND HOT, BUT IT

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BURNS EVERYTHING IT TOUCHES.

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>> [ French accent ] BUT I LONG

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FOR ITS DESTRUCTIVE HEAT.

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>> MY DARLING, OUR LOVE IS TOO

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INTENSE FOR US TO BE TOGETHER

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FOR EXTENDED PERIODS OF TIME.

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ONLY APART WILL WE UNDERSTAND

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THE DEPTHS OF OUR LOVE.

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>> MUST YOU GO?

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>> I MUST, AND WHEN I RETURN

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AFTER...ONE WEEKEND, OUR

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REUNION WILL BE...AWESOME.

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>> HOW AWESOME WILL IT BE?

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>> WE CAN ONLY FIND OUT AFTER I

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RETURN.

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[ DISSONANT CHORD PLAYS ]

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>> Rigby: [ GROANS ]

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THIS MOVIE SUCKS!

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IT'S CALLED

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"THE LONGEST WEEKEND."

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I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE ABOUT

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A PARTY.

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>> Shh!

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>> ADIEU, MON AMOUR.

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AAH!

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I CANNOT LEAVE YOU...EVEN FOR A

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WEEKEND!

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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

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>> Rigby: "FIN"?!

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"FIN" THIS!

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PBHT!

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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>> Mordecai: WELL, THAT WAS A

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WASTE OF MONEY.

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>> Rigby: "LONGEST WEEKEND"?

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MORE LIKE

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"THE LONGEST WASTE OF TIME."

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>> Mordecai: I KNOW!

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THAT THING WAS LIKE THREE HOURS

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LONG.

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>> Margaret: COME ON, YOU GUYS.

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YOU SURVIVED.

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>> Mordecai: ADMIT IT.

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THAT MOVIE WAS TERRIBLE.

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>> Margaret: [ SIGHS ]

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OKAY, IT WAS PRETTY BAD.

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>> I THOUGHT IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL

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MOVIE.

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IT REALLY SPOKE TO ME.

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>> Muscle Man: THE ONLY THING

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SPEAKING TO ME IS MY STOMACH.

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[ STOMACH GRUMBLES ]

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WHAT'S THAT, BOY?

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YOU WANT SOME CHILI DOGS?

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COME ON, EVERYBODY!

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LET'S GO GET SOME DOGS!

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>> WAIT A MINUTE, MITCH.

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>> Muscle Man: HUH?

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>> THAT MOVIE MADE ME WONDER IF

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WE'RE TAKING OUR LOVE FOR

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GRANTED.

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>> Muscle Man: WHAT ARE YOU

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TALKING ABOUT, BABE?

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>> WHEN WE'RE TOO CLOSE, THERE'S

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NO SPACE BETWEEN US FOR OUR LOVE

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TO GROW.

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WE NEED TO SPEND THE WEEKEND

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APART TO TEST THE STRENGTH OF

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OUR LOVE.

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>> Muscle Man: BUT, BABE, WE HAD

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PLANS TO HANG OUT ALL WEEKEND.

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>> IF WE CAN'T GET THROUGH TWO

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DAYS APART, HOW ARE WE GONNA

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STAY TOGETHER FOREVER?

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IF WE CAN'T MAKE IT ON OUR OWN,

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THEN WE SHOULD BREAK UP.

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>> Muscle Man: UH...

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>> DON'T YOU THINK OUR LOVE IS

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STRONG ENOUGH?

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>> Muscle Man: YEAH, BUT --

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>> THEN PROVE TO ME YOU LOVE ME

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BY STAYING AWAY FROM ME FOR A

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WEEKEND.

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>> Muscle Man: YOU KNOW I'D DO

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ANYTHING FOR YOU, STARLA.

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>> PERFECT!

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THEN MEET ME AT THE CLOCK TOWER

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SUNDAY AT MIDNIGHT, AND NOT A

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MOMENT BEFORE.

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>> Muscle Man: OF COURSE --

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>> Shh!

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ADIEU, MON AMOUR.

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>> Muscle Man: ADIEU?

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>> Margaret: UH, ARE YOU SURE

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THIS IS A GOOD IDEA, STARLA?

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>> OF COURSE IT IS.

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SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO PUT LOVE TO

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THE TEST.

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>> Rigby: WHOA, HARSH.

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>> Mordecai: YEAH, ARE YOU GONNA

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BE ALL RIGHT, MUSCLE MAN?

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>> Muscle Man: [ SCOFFS ]

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I'LL BE FINE.

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WHEN IT COMES TO THE LADIES,

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SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOT TO PLAY

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THE GAME.

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>> Mordecai: THE GAME?

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>> Muscle Man: YEAH, MAN.

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WHEN SHE SAYS, "STAY AWAY," YOU

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STAY AWAY.

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>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW, DUDE.

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YOU TWO SPEND A LOT OF TIME

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TOGETHER.

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>> Muscle Man: LOOK, WHO HERE

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KNOWS MORE ABOUT THE LADIES --

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ME OR SINGLE McSINGLETON?

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>> Mordecai: [ SCOFFS ]

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ALL RIGHT, MUSCLE MAN.

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GOOD LUCK.

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>> Muscle Man: WHATEVER, LOSERS.

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I'M GONNA GET THROUGH THIS

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WEEKEND NO PROBLEM.

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AND I'M GONNA GET THROUGH IT ALL

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BY MYSELF.

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WHOO! HUH!

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WHOO-HOO!

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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

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ALL RIGHT!

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TIME TO STAY AWAY FROM STARLA

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THE EASY WAY -- WITH TELEVISION.

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CLICK!

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>> ARE YOU READY, COUCH

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POTATOES?!

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>> Muscle Man: YEAH, I'M READY!

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>> IT'S TIME FOR

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"COUPLES CRUSH"!

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OHH, THEIR LOVE IS CRUSHING

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ALL!

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THEY'RE REALLY GOING AT IT!

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>> Muscle Man: [ LAUGHS ]

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OH, MAN, STARLA WOULD LOVE THIS!

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RELAX, MUSCLE MAN.

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GOT TO GIVE YOUR LADY HER SPACE.

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>> MITCH, WHY AREN'T YOU CALLING

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TO TELL ME ABOUT THIS?!

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>> Muscle Man: AAH!

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GET IT TOGETHER, MAN.

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GET IT TOGETHER.

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HUH?

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>> I MISS YOU, MITCH.

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>> Muscle Man: AAH!

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>> ARE YOU TRYING TO IGNORE ME?!

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>> Muscle Man: NO!

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>> OH, REALLY?

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THEN WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED?

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>> Muscle Man: BUT YOU SAID IF I

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DID, WE'D HAVE TO BREAK UP!

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>> MITCH, I DIDN'T MEAN IT.

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CALL ME.

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JUST PICK UP THE PHONE.

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MITCH, I MISS YOU.

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>> Muscle Man: AAAAAAAAH!

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>> Hi Five Ghost:

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[ BEAT-BOXING ]

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>> Both: [ Rapping ]

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* CH-CH-CH-CHILLIN'

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>> Mordecai: * CHILLIN' IN THE

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POOL *

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>> Both: * CH-CH-CH-CHILLIN'

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>> Rigby: * DRINKIN' SODAS,

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LOOKIN' COOL *

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>> Both: * CH-CH-CH-CHILLIN'

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>> Mordecai: * PAPER-BAG IT, DO

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IT RIGHT *

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>> Both: * CH-CH-CH-CHILLIN'

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>> Rigby: * PAPER BAG WILL KEEP

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THE SODA COLD ALL NIGHT *

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[ CHEERING, LAUGHTER ]

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>> Mordecai: CHILLIN'.

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>> Muscle Man: DUDES!

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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

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DUDES, I NEED YOUR HELP!

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>> Rigby: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

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CHILL OUT, MUSCLE MAN.

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>> Hi Five Ghost: YEAH, HAVE A

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SODA.

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>> Mordecai: HERE YOU GO.

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>> Muscle Man: THIS ISN'T THE

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TIME FOR SODA!

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THIS STARLA THING IS FREAKING ME

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OUT!

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I SEE HER EVERYWHERE -- IN MY

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SOUP, IN MY CHICKEN NUGGETS!

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IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY!

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IF I DON'T GET SOME HELP, I'M

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GONNA CALL HER, AND SHE'S GONNA

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DUMP ME!

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, IT'S ONLY FOR

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THE WEEKEND.

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WE'LL HELP YOU THROUGH THIS.

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>> Rigby: YEAH, YOU CAN COUNT ON

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US.

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>> Muscle Man: THANKS, GUYS.

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[ HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

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>> WHY HASN'T MITCH CALLED ME

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YET?

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DOESN'T HE LOVE ME?

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>> Eileen: OH, STARLA,

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MUSCLE MAN TOTALLY LOVES YOU.

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>> THEN WHY HASN'T HE CALLED ME

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YET?

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>> Margaret: BECAUSE YOU SAID IF

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HE DID, YOU'D DUMP HIM.

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>> WELL, I DIDN'T MEAN IT.

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HE SHOULD KNOW THE DIFFERENCE

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BETWEEN ME MEANING THINGS AND ME

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NOT MEANING THINGS.

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>> Margaret: STARLA, THERE'S NO

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WAY HE CAN GUESS WHAT YOU'RE

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THINKING ALL THE TIME.

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THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

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>> IT SHOULD BE POSSIBLE.

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>> Margaret: OH, COME ON.

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IF YOU MISS HIM SO MUCH, WHY

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DON'T YOU JUST CALL HIM?

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>> BECAUSE IT'S A TEST OF OUR

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LOVE!

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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

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>> Muscle Man: YO, RIGBY, GOT

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ANY 3's?

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>> Rigby: HMM...

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GO FISH.

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>> Muscle Man: AAH!

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I'LL BE IN MY TRAILER.

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[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]

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>> Mordecai: OH, I BETTER TAKE

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THIS.

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HEY, MARGARET.

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HOW'S STARLA?

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>> Margaret: NOT SO GOOD.

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>> Mordecai: [ SIGHS ]

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MUSCLE MAN'S NOT DOING MUCH

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BETTER.

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>> Margaret: THIS IS SO DUMB.

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>> Mordecai: YEAH, I CAN'T

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BELIEVE THEY'RE DOING THIS OVER

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A LAME MOVIE.

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>> Margaret: I KNOW.

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IF TWO PEOPLE LIKE EACH OTHER,

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THEY SHOULD JUST BE TOGETHER.

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>> Mordecai: YEAH, LIKE US!

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UH, I MEAN, IF WE LIKED EACH

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OTHER, WE WOULD TOTALLY BE

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TOGETHER, AND IT WOULDN'T EVEN

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BE A BIG DEAL.

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I MEAN, OR IF ANYONE LIKED EACH

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OTHER.

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[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]

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>> Margaret: ARE YOU FEELING

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OKAY?

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>> Mordecai: YEAH, I'M FINE I'M

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JUST...TIRED.

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TALK TO YOU LATER.

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SEE YOU AT MIDNIGHT. BYE.

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[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]

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OHH!

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IS THE PERIMETER SECURE?

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>> Rigby: YEAH, I THINK

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MUSCLE MAN'S JUST TAKING A NAP.

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>> Mordecai: LET'S GO SEE HOW

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HE'S DOING.

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MUSCLE MAN?

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YO, MUSCLE MAN.

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HEY, MAN, ARE YOU OKAY?

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DID YOU HEAR ME?

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>> Muscle Man: STARLA!

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STARLA-A-A-A!

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>> Mordecai: WE'RE GONNA NEED

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SOME BACKUP!

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>> Muscle Man: STARLA-A-A-A-A-A!

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STARLA!

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STARLA-A-A-A!

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>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT, DUDES, I

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KNOW MUSCLE MAN LOOKS TOTALLY

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MISERABLE, BUT WE JUST HAVE TO

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KEEP WATCH OVER HIM TILL

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MIDNIGHT, GOT IT?

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>> All: GOT IT.

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>> Mordecai: I'LL TAKE FIRST

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WATCH.

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[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]

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>> Rigby: ALMOST THERE,

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MUSCLE MAN.

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15 MINUTES LEFT TO GO.

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>> Muscle Man: THAT'S GOOD.

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YOU THINK YOU CAN LET ME USE THE

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BATHROOM?

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>> Rigby: SORRY, DUDE.

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>> Muscle Man: AW, MAN.

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YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY.

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I DON'T HAVE IT IN ME TO RUN

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AWAY.

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JUST LET ME HIT THE BATHROOM.

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I GOT TO USE IT.

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>> Rigby: [ SIGHS ]

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ALL RIGHT. JUST FOR A MINUTE.

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[ GRUNTS ]

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>> Muscle Man: HA! IN YOUR FACE!

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MY LADY'S LOVE GIVES ME ALL THE

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STRENGTH I NEED!

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>> Rigby: CODE RED! CODE RED!

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WE GOT A RUNNER!

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>> Muscle Man: STARLA-A-A-A!

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>> Mordecai: MUSCLE MAN, STOP!

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DON'T DO IT!

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>> Hi Five Ghost: YOU HAVE TO

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WAIT!

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>> Muscle Man: I CAN'T!

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STARLA!

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STARLA-A-A-A-A-A-A-OOOH!

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>> [ SOBBING ]

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>> Eileen: DON'T CRY, STARLA.

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>> Margaret: YEAH, YOU'VE ONLY

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GOT 10 MINUTES LEFT.

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>> Muscle Man: [ HOWLING ]

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>> DO YOU HEAR SOMETHING?

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>> Margaret: I THINK SO.

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>> Muscle Man: [ HOWLING ]

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>> MY BABY NEEDS ME!

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>> Both: STARLA!

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>> [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

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[ GROANS ]

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>> Muscle Man: [ HOWLING ]

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>> [ HOWLING ]

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[ DOGS BARKING, HOWLING ]

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>> Muscle Man: [ HOWLING ]

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STARLA-A-A-A-A-A!

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STARLA-A-A-A-A-A!

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, NO!

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>> MI-I-I-TCH!

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[ HOWLING ]

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>> Both: STARLA!

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>> Muscle Man: [ HOWLING ]

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>> Mordecai: MUSCLE MAN, DON'T

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DO IT!

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SHE'LL BREAK UP WITH YOU!

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[ BOTH GRUNTING ]

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>> Margaret: 30...MORE...

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SECONDS!

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>> Mordecai: YOU...PROMISED HER

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YOU'D...WAIT!

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>> Muscle Man: I'VE WAITED LONG

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ENOUGH!

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I DON'T WANT TO WAIT ANYMORE.

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AND I BET STARLA DOESN'T WANT TO

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WAIT ANYMORE, EITHER!

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STARLA-A-A-A-A!

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>> MI-I-I-I-TCH!

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>> Muscle Man: [ HOWLING ]

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>> [ HOWLING ]

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[ BELL TOLLING ]

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[ BOTH GRUNTING ]

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>> Muscle Man: THANK YOU ALL FOR

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HELPING ME.

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IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH WAITING TO

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PROVE OUR LOVE.

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YOU GUYS ARE TRUE FRIENDS.

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>> Mordecai: [ CHUCKLES ]

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THANKS, MUSCLE MAN.

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IT WAS NOTH...

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[ SMACKING SOUND ]

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...THING.

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[ BOTH MOANING ]

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>> Pops: MAKE IT STOP!

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>> Rigby: GROSS!

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[ MOANING CONTINUES ]

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>> Mordecai: WE PROBABLY

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SHOULDN'T INVITE THEM TO THE

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MOVIES ANYMORE.

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>> Margaret: GOOD IDEA.

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>> Announcer: THOUSANDS OF YEARS

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AGO, IN THE MOST ANCIENT OF

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DOJOS, THE MOST DELICIOUS

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SANDWICH IN THE WORLD ENTERED

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OUR REALM.

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THE ONLY PROBLEM IS, IF YOU EAT

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IT WRONG...YOU DIE!

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>> HUH?

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>> Announcer: FORTUNATELY, MAN

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DISCOVERED THE CORRECT WAY TO

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EAT IT -- WITH CUTOFF JEAN

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SHORTS AND THE PROPER HAIRCUT.

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[ HEAVY-METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

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>> * DEATH SANDWICH

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* DEATH SANDWICH

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* IF YOU DON'T EAT IT RIGHT,

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YOU'RE GONNA DIE TONIGHT *

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* IT'S THE DEATH SANDWI-I-I-CH

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>> Announcer: SO, COME ON DOWN

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TO DEATH KWON DO PIZZA AND SUBS!

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>> AND REMEMBER, "EAT IT RIGHT

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OR YOU DIE!"

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[ GONG CRASHES ]

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>> Both: UH...

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>> HOW MAY I HELP YOU?

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YOU GUYS?!

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>> Mordecai: [ CHUCKLES ] HEY...

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>> SO...YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO

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LOOK ME IN THE EYE AFTER NEARLY

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DESTROYING MY DEATH KWON DO

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BUSINESS?!

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>> Mordecai: LOOK, WE'RE SORRY

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ABOUT THAT, MAN.

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BUT, HEY -- IT LOOKS LIKE YOU

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REALLY BOUNCED BACK.

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GOT THIS WHOLE SANDWICH GIG

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GOING ON.

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LOOKIN' GOOD.

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>> [ SIGHS ]

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YOU'RE LUCKY FORGIVENESS IS ONE

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OF THE MANY VIRTUES OF

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DEATH KWON DO.

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SO, WHAT CAN I GET YOU?

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>> Both: THE DEATH SANDWICH!

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>> TO RECEIVE THE DEATH

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SANDWICH, YOU MUST FIRST SIGN

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THIS WAIVER OF DEATH.

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>> Mordecai: YEAH, SURE.

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LET'S DO IT.

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>> ALL RIGHT, I'LL HAVE THAT OUT

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FOR YOU IN A MINUTE.

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YAAAH!

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OOH-AAAH...HI-YAAH!!

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YAAAH!

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[ INHALES SHARPLY ]

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PHO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-

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O-O-O-O-O-O-

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O-O-O-O-O-O-O-

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O-O-O-E-E-E-E-E-EH.

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ONE DEATH SANDWICH.

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>> Both: YEAH-YEAH!

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>> BUT REMEMBER, IF YOU DON'T

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EAT IT RIGHT, YOU DIE.

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>> Mordecai: YEAH, YEAH, WEAR A

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MULLET AND JEAN SHORTS.

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WE GOT IT.

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>> Rigby: MAN, I'M ABOUT TO

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TEAR THIS THING UP!

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>> Both: [ CHUCKLING ]

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>> Mordecai: WHOA. WAIT.

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WE GOT TO GET MULLETS AND

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CUTOFFS FIRST.

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>> Rigby: OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!

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NOW WE'RE TALKING LUNCH!

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>> Both: [ Chanting ] DEATH

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SANDWICH!

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DEATH SANDWICH!

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DEATH SANDWICH!

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DEATH SANDWICH!

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>> Benson: [ WHISTLING ]

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WELL, WELL, WELL.

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IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR A

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LITTLE PAYBACK.

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LET'S SEE HOW THEY LIKE IT WHEN

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SOMEBODY STEALS THEIR SANDWICH.

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>> Both: [ Chanting ] DEATH

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SANDWICH!

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DEATH SANDWICH!

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>> Rigby: AW, WHAT!

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>> Mordecai: BENSON!

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>> Benson: [ CHOKING ]

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>> Mordecai: WHOA.

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ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

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>> Rigby: IT REALLY IS A DEATH

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SANDWICH!

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>> Benson: DEATH SANDWICH?!

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WHY WOULD YOU BUY SOMETHING THAT

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KILLS PEOPLE?!

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>> Rigby: WHY WOULD YOU EAT

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SOMEBODY'S SANDWICH?!

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>> Mordecai: COME ON, GUYS.

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THIS IS SERIOUS.

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WE GOT TO GET BENSON A CURE FOR

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THE DEATH SANDWICH BEFORE IT'S

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TOO LATE.

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DUDE, YOU GOT TO HELP US.

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OUR BOSS ATE THE DEATH SANDWICH

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WRONG.

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>> WHAT?!

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HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?!

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>> Rigby: WE LEFT IT IN THE

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KITCHEN, AND BENSON CAME AND ATE

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IT.

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>> [ SIGHS ]

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IT IS CLEARLY STATED IN THE

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WAIVER THAT THE SANDWICH SHOULD

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NEVER BE LEFT UNACCOMPANIED

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UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.

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>> Benson: YOU DIDN'T READ THE

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WAIVER?!

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>> NOW, IF YOU WOULD EXCUSE ME,

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I HAVE A BUSINESS TO CONDUCT.

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GOOD DAY, GENTLEMEN.

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>> Rigby: BUT OUR BOSS IS GONNA

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DIE!

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>> Benson: IF THIS SANDWICH IS

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SO DANGEROUS, THEN WHY DON'T YOU

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JUST TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL?!

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>> Mordecai: YEAH, YOU'RE

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PROBABLY RIGHT.

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LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

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>> [ SIGHS ]

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I'M AFRAID THAT WOULD BE A FATAL

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MISTAKE.

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YOUR BOSS IS NOW FAR BEYOND THE

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HELP OF WESTERN MEDICINE.

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>> Rigby: WELL, THEN WHAT ARE WE

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SUPPOSED TO DO?!

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>> HIS ONLY CHANCE OF SURVIVAL

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NOW IS TO SEE MY SENSEI -- THE

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GRAND MASTER OF DEATH KWON DO.

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HE IS THE PROTECTOR OF THE

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SANDWICH OF LIFE.

528
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:51,867
>> Rigby: WHAT'S THE SANDWICH

529
00:14:51,867 --> 00:14:52,367
OF LIFE?

530
00:14:52,367 --> 00:14:54,600
>> IT IS THE ONLY KNOWN CURE FOR

531
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,067
THE DEATH SANDWICH.

532
00:14:56,067 --> 00:14:58,033
HE WILL LISTEN TO YOUR REQUEST,

533
00:14:58,033 --> 00:14:59,900
AND IF HE AGREES, HE WILL LET

534
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,700
BENSON HAVE A TASTE.

535
00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:04,300
ONE BITE FROM THE SANDWICH WILL

536
00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:06,033
CURE HIM INSTANTLY.

537
00:15:06,033 --> 00:15:07,200
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO

538
00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:07,533
THIS!

539
00:15:07,533 --> 00:15:08,267
WHAT'S HIS ADDRESS?

540
00:15:08,267 --> 00:15:09,367
>> I'M AFRAID IT'S NOT THAT

541
00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:10,200
SIMPLE.

542
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,200
NO MERE OUTSIDER IS ALLOWED

543
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:13,100
BEFORE THE SENSEI.

544
00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:14,867
I MUST ACCOMPANY YOU ON YOUR

545
00:15:14,867 --> 00:15:15,567
JOURNEY.

546
00:15:15,567 --> 00:15:17,300
BUT TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE.

547
00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:19,067
IF YOUR BOSS DOES NOT TAKE A

548
00:15:19,067 --> 00:15:20,933
BITE FROM THE SANDWICH OF LIFE

549
00:15:20,933 --> 00:15:22,233
WITHIN SIX HOURS...

550
00:15:22,233 --> 00:15:24,033
HE WILL DIE.

551
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:29,200
[ TIRES SCREECH ]

552
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:31,133
>> Benson: [ MOANING ]

553
00:15:31,133 --> 00:15:32,267
>> Mordecai: WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN

554
00:15:32,267 --> 00:15:33,233
TO HIM IF WE CAN'T GET THE

555
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:34,300
SANDWICH OF LIFE IN SIX HOURS?

556
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,100
>> HIS BODY WILL UNDERGO SIX

557
00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:38,033
STAGES OF AGONY WHILE SPEEDING

558
00:15:38,033 --> 00:15:39,900
TOWARDS HIS INEVITABLE DEATH.

559
00:15:39,900 --> 00:15:41,767
HIS FACE WILL TURN GREEN, AND

560
00:15:41,767 --> 00:15:43,200
HE'LL BEGIN TO CHOKE.

561
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,133
>> Rigby: THAT'S WHAT WAS

562
00:15:44,133 --> 00:15:45,267
HAPPENING TO HIM IN THE KITCHEN!

563
00:15:45,267 --> 00:15:46,700
>> YES. SOON AFTER, HIS FACE

564
00:15:46,700 --> 00:15:48,600
WILL START TO BURN.

565
00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,433
>> Benson: [ Crying ] OW!

566
00:15:50,433 --> 00:15:51,033
IT BURNS!

567
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,867
>> BENSON'S INTESTINES WILL

568
00:15:52,867 --> 00:15:55,033
BEGIN TO MELT AND LEAK OUT OF

569
00:15:55,033 --> 00:15:56,800
HIS BODY.

570
00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:58,700
HE WILL SHRIEK IN PAIN, BUT NO

571
00:15:58,700 --> 00:16:00,467
ONE WILL HEAR IT BECAUSE HIS

572
00:16:00,467 --> 00:16:02,200
VOCAL CORDS WILL HAVE LONG SINCE

573
00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:03,367
EVAPORATED.

574
00:16:03,367 --> 00:16:04,867
BUT THEN HE'LL REGAIN HIS VOCAL

575
00:16:04,867 --> 00:16:05,367
CORDS.

576
00:16:05,367 --> 00:16:06,100
>> Mordecai: OH.

577
00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:08,400
>> ONLY TO CRY OUT FOR MERCY IN

578
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,433
ANCIENT DIALECTS LONG SINCE

579
00:16:10,433 --> 00:16:11,567
FORGOTTEN.

580
00:16:11,567 --> 00:16:12,533
>> Benson: I'M PRETTY SURE YOU

581
00:16:12,533 --> 00:16:13,867
CAN GO 65 HERE.

582
00:16:13,867 --> 00:16:17,400
[ GONG CRASHES ]

583
00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,033
>> I'M GONNA GO REQUEST A

584
00:16:19,033 --> 00:16:20,600
MEETING WITH THE SENSEI.

585
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:22,833
YOU GUYS JUST WAIT HERE.

586
00:16:28,033 --> 00:16:29,233
OKAY -- MINOR SETBACK.

587
00:16:29,233 --> 00:16:30,967
I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT ME AND

588
00:16:30,967 --> 00:16:32,767
THE SENSEI KIND OF HAD A

589
00:16:32,767 --> 00:16:33,200
FALLING-OUT.

590
00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,867
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]

591
00:16:34,867 --> 00:16:36,767
IT'S TIME FOR PLAN "B."

592
00:16:36,767 --> 00:16:37,933
>> Mordecai: WHAT'S PLAN "B"?

593
00:16:37,933 --> 00:16:39,367
>> WE SNEAK IN AND TAKE THE

594
00:16:39,367 --> 00:16:40,900
SANDWICH BY FORCE.

595
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:43,033
HERE, BENSON, YOU'RE GONNA NEED

596
00:16:43,033 --> 00:16:44,900
THE POWER OF DEATH KWON DO.

597
00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:46,400
>> Benson: WHAT, I JUST HAVE TO

598
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:47,200
PUT THESE ON?

599
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,033
>> NOT QUITE.

600
00:16:48,033 --> 00:16:49,333
[ HAIR CLIPPER CLICKS, BUZZING ]

601
00:16:53,967 --> 00:16:56,200
THE SANDWICH OF LIFE IS AT THE

602
00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:58,067
VERY TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN.

603
00:16:58,067 --> 00:16:59,767
COME NOW -- WE MOVE AS ONE!

604
00:17:03,233 --> 00:17:04,767
>> HEY, STOP!

605
00:17:04,767 --> 00:17:05,700
[ BELL RINGING ]

606
00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:06,867
>> QUICKLY!

607
00:17:06,867 --> 00:17:08,667
INTO THE FIRST CHAMBER!

608
00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:13,533
THINGS WILL BECOME INCREASINGLY

609
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,267
MORE DIFFICULT AS WE APPROACH

610
00:17:15,267 --> 00:17:16,200
THE SANDWICH.

611
00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:18,967
BE READY.

612
00:17:18,967 --> 00:17:19,700
[ BLADES CLINK ]

613
00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:20,800
>> RAAAAAH!

614
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:21,700
[ In high-pitched voice ] I MEAN

615
00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:24,533
STEP OF DEAAAAAATH!

616
00:17:24,533 --> 00:17:26,200
>> THAT REMINDS ME.

617
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,900
IN THIS ROOM, YOU MUST SAY

618
00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:29,867
"STEP OF DEATH" EVERY TIME YOU

619
00:17:29,867 --> 00:17:31,900
STEP OR YOU WILL PLUMMET TO YOUR

620
00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:32,533
DEATH.

621
00:17:32,533 --> 00:17:34,100
ALMOST SLIPPED MY MIND.

622
00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:34,967
>> Both: STEP OF DEATH!

623
00:17:34,967 --> 00:17:35,533
STEP OF DEATH!

624
00:17:35,533 --> 00:17:36,133
STEP OF DEATH!

625
00:17:36,133 --> 00:17:36,933
>> Both: STEP OF DEATH!

626
00:17:36,933 --> 00:17:37,767
>> STEP OF DEATH!

627
00:17:37,767 --> 00:17:38,933
>> Both: STEP OF DEATH!

628
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:39,900
>> STEP OF DEATH!

629
00:17:39,900 --> 00:17:40,567
STEP OF DEATH!

630
00:17:40,567 --> 00:17:42,533
>> YAAAAAA!

631
00:17:42,533 --> 00:17:44,533
>> STEP OF DEATH!

632
00:17:44,533 --> 00:17:46,400
>> Rigby: STEP OF DEATH!

633
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,233
>> Benson: STEP OF DEAAATH!

634
00:17:51,100 --> 00:17:52,067
>> All: RAH!

635
00:17:52,067 --> 00:17:53,000
ATOU!!

636
00:17:59,033 --> 00:18:00,833
[ ENGINES REVVING ]

637
00:18:33,867 --> 00:18:35,700
>> Benson: * ABA-DABA-GA-BU-TI-

638
00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:37,200
TU-GADA-TU *

639
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,367
>> Mordecai: WE'RE ALMOST TO THE

640
00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:38,867
TOP, BENSON.

641
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:39,567
DON'T GIVE UP YET.

642
00:18:39,567 --> 00:18:40,700
>> THE SENSEI IS THROUGH THAT

643
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:42,500
DOOR.

644
00:18:46,467 --> 00:18:47,300
>> Mordecai: IS THAT YOUR

645
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:48,367
SENSEI?

646
00:18:48,367 --> 00:18:49,567
>> YES.

647
00:18:49,567 --> 00:18:51,600
AND THAT SANDWICH RIGHT THERE IS

648
00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,033
THE SANDWICH OF LIFE.

649
00:18:53,033 --> 00:18:54,100
>> Rigby: WHICH ONE?

650
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:55,133
THERE'S TWO OF THEM.

651
00:18:55,133 --> 00:18:56,533
>> IT'S THE ONE ON THE ORGANIC

652
00:18:56,533 --> 00:18:57,800
MULTIGRAIN.

653
00:18:57,800 --> 00:19:00,100
OPPOSITE, WE HAVE THE DEADLIEST

654
00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:01,967
SANDWICH KNOWN TO MAN...

655
00:19:01,967 --> 00:19:03,967
THE DOUBLE-DEATH SANDWICH.

656
00:19:03,967 --> 00:19:05,467
>> Both: WHO-O-OA.

657
00:19:05,467 --> 00:19:06,933
>> JUST LET ME ADDRESS THE

658
00:19:06,933 --> 00:19:07,867
SENSEI.

659
00:19:07,867 --> 00:19:10,933
HE MIGHT STILL BE MAD AT ME.

660
00:19:10,933 --> 00:19:13,067
>> Benson: [ GROANS WEAKLY ]

661
00:19:13,067 --> 00:19:14,133
>> SENSEI.

662
00:19:14,133 --> 00:19:15,900
>> YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF NERVE

663
00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:17,567
COMING BACK HERE AFTER WHAT YOU

664
00:19:17,567 --> 00:19:18,467
PULLED.

665
00:19:18,467 --> 00:19:19,867
>> FORGIVE ME, SENSEI.

666
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:21,033
>> Rigby: WHAT DID YOU DO?

667
00:19:21,033 --> 00:19:22,200
>> [ SIGHS ]

668
00:19:22,200 --> 00:19:23,867
>> I TOOK HIM OFF THE STREETS

669
00:19:23,867 --> 00:19:26,533
AND RAISED HIM LIKE MY OWN SON.

670
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,867
HE REPAID ME BY STEALING THE

671
00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:31,267
RECIPE FOR THE DEATH SANDWICH

672
00:19:31,267 --> 00:19:33,467
AND MASS PRODUCING IT WITHOUT

673
00:19:33,467 --> 00:19:34,600
PERMISSION.

674
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:36,100
>> I WILL ACCEPT FULL

675
00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:37,367
RESPONSIBILITY FOR MY CRIMES

676
00:19:37,367 --> 00:19:38,867
AGAINST THE SCHOOL, BUT THERE IS

677
00:19:38,867 --> 00:19:40,200
NOW A MORE PRESSING MATTER AT

678
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,033
HAND.

679
00:19:41,033 --> 00:19:42,867
OUR FRIEND BENSON IS ABOUT TO

680
00:19:42,867 --> 00:19:44,467
DIE FROM EATING THE DEATH

681
00:19:44,467 --> 00:19:45,867
SANDWICH INCORRECTLY.

682
00:19:45,867 --> 00:19:47,633
WE HUMBLY REQUEST THAT YOU

683
00:19:47,633 --> 00:19:49,733
BESTOW THE SANDWICH OF LIFE UPON

684
00:19:49,733 --> 00:19:50,233
HIM.

685
00:19:50,233 --> 00:19:51,800
>> [ LAUGHS ]

686
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,567
YOU MUST BE A REAL FOOL.

687
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:55,733
DID YOU HONESTLY THINK I'D JUST

688
00:19:55,733 --> 00:19:57,900
HAND OVER THE SANDWICH OF LIFE?

689
00:19:57,900 --> 00:19:59,867
KILL THEM!

690
00:19:59,867 --> 00:20:01,467
[ SWORDS CLINK ]

691
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:04,700
>> Both: HOO-RAH!

692
00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:05,867
>> Rigby: AGH!

693
00:20:05,867 --> 00:20:06,533
[ HAIR CLIPPER CLICKS ]

694
00:20:06,533 --> 00:20:07,133
[ HAIR CLIPPER BUZZING ]

695
00:20:07,133 --> 00:20:08,567
>> YOU DON'T DESERVE THE POWERS

696
00:20:08,567 --> 00:20:10,867
OF DEATH KWON DO.

697
00:20:10,867 --> 00:20:12,533
>> NO!!

698
00:20:12,533 --> 00:20:14,333
YAH! YAH!

699
00:20:16,700 --> 00:20:17,567
>> Both: AAAAH!

700
00:20:20,467 --> 00:20:21,467
>> [ Chuckling ] HA, HA, HA, HA,

701
00:20:21,467 --> 00:20:22,467
HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA,

702
00:20:22,467 --> 00:20:23,433
HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA,

703
00:20:23,433 --> 00:20:24,433
HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA,

704
00:20:24,433 --> 00:20:25,400
HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA,

705
00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:26,367
HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA,

706
00:20:26,367 --> 00:20:28,167
HA, HA.

707
00:20:30,433 --> 00:20:31,800
[ WARBLE! WARBLE! ]

708
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:32,533
[ SHING! ]

709
00:20:32,533 --> 00:20:34,700
>> Both: HUGHH! YAAA!

710
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:37,433
HA! HO! HO! HA! HA! HNG! HE!

711
00:20:37,433 --> 00:20:40,033
>> HAAAH!

712
00:20:40,033 --> 00:20:41,700
>> Mordecai: AAAGH!

713
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,600
UNH!

714
00:20:43,600 --> 00:20:45,733
>> Both: AGHHHH!

715
00:20:45,733 --> 00:20:47,700
>> HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP!

716
00:20:47,700 --> 00:20:48,967
HUP! HUP! HUP! HUP!

717
00:20:48,967 --> 00:20:50,633
HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP-HUP!

718
00:20:50,633 --> 00:20:52,233
POW!

719
00:20:52,233 --> 00:20:52,600
[ BAM! ]

720
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:55,033
>> Benson: AGA-DAB-BA [COUGHING]

721
00:20:55,033 --> 00:20:55,933
SANUBI!

722
00:20:55,933 --> 00:20:58,033
>> [ CHUCKLES ] HE SAYS THAT HE

723
00:20:58,033 --> 00:20:59,467
FORGIVES YOU.

724
00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:01,767
IT'S TOO BAD HE'LL NEVER TASTE

725
00:21:01,767 --> 00:21:03,800
FROM THE SANDWICH OF LIFE.

726
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,300
>> SENSEI, NO!

727
00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:06,867
NOT THE DOUBLE-DEATH SANDWICH!

728
00:21:06,867 --> 00:21:08,400
>> ORDER UP!

729
00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,367
OOOOOOH-TAAAAHHH!

730
00:21:11,367 --> 00:21:13,933
[ FLUTE TRILLS ]

731
00:21:13,933 --> 00:21:14,800
>> Both: [ GASP ]

732
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:16,733
THE BICYCLE KICK OF DEATH!

733
00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:18,533
>> Mordecai: NOW!

734
00:21:24,467 --> 00:21:25,700
>> Benson: UGH! UHL! UHL! UHL!

735
00:21:25,700 --> 00:21:26,800
>> COME ON!

736
00:21:26,800 --> 00:21:28,800
>> Benson: [ CHEWING ] AHH.

737
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:29,767
[ ALL SIGH ]

738
00:21:29,767 --> 00:21:32,200
[ CRASH! ]

739
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,033
>> Rigby: WHAT'S HAPPENING?!

740
00:21:33,033 --> 00:21:33,733
>> THE MOUNTAIN IS

741
00:21:33,733 --> 00:21:36,033
SELF-DESTRUCTING!

742
00:21:36,033 --> 00:21:38,700
>> All: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

743
00:21:38,700 --> 00:21:40,867
>> USE THE DEATH JUMP!

744
00:21:43,633 --> 00:21:46,700
>> All: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

745
00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:48,500
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]

746
00:21:53,033 --> 00:21:54,267
[ ALL SIGH DEEPLY ]

747
00:21:54,267 --> 00:21:55,367
>> Mordecai: THANKS SO MUCH.

748
00:21:55,367 --> 00:21:56,533
I DON'T KNOW HOW WE CAN EVER

749
00:21:56,533 --> 00:21:57,033
REPAY YOU.

750
00:21:57,033 --> 00:21:58,067
>> I'LL PROBABLY THINK OF

751
00:21:58,067 --> 00:21:59,367
SOMETHING.

752
00:21:59,367 --> 00:22:00,933
>> Announcer: SO, COME ON DOWN

753
00:22:00,933 --> 00:22:02,633
TO DEATH KWON DO PIZZA AND SUBS

754
00:22:02,633 --> 00:22:03,933
AT THE TWO PINES MALL.

755
00:22:03,933 --> 00:22:04,900
AND REMEMBER...

756
00:22:04,900 --> 00:22:06,200
>> Both: "EAT IT RIGHT OR YOU

757
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:09,067
DIE!"

758
00:22:09,067 --> 00:22:09,933
[ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]