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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

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[ WINDOW SQUEAKS ]

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[ BEEPING ]

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>> Mordecai: GUYS' NIGHT!

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[ BEEPING ]

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>> Muscle Man: GUYS' NIGHT!

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[ BEEPING ]

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>> Rigby: GUYS' NIGHT!

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[ CLOCK CHIMING ]

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>> Hi Five Ghost: GUYS' NIGHT!

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>> Mordecai: [ LAUGHS ]

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GUYS' NIGHT!

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>> Rigby: GUYS' NIGHT!

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>> Muscle Man: [ GRUNTING ]

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>> Hi Five Ghost: WHOO-HOO!

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>> Mordecai: BENSON, GUYS'

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NIGHT!

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>> Rigby: GUYS' NIGHT, BENSON!

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>> Benson: HAS A MONTH PASSED

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ALREADY?

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ALL RIGHT, DON'T GET TOO CRAZY.

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>> Mordecai: OH, YOU DON'T HAVE

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TO WORRY ABOUT US.

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>> Both: GUYS' NIGHT!

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>> Both: GUYS' NIGHT!

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>> All: CHIPS, CHIPS, CHIPS,

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CHIPS!

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[ ALL MUNCHING ]

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>> Mordecai: YOU GOT TO SCOOP

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IT.

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SCOOP IT.

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>> All: SODA, SODA, SODA, SODA!

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>> Muscle Man: [ GULPING ]

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WHOO!

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>> Rigby: OH, YEAH!

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>> Muscle Man: SHE LOOKS GOOD!

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>> Hi Five Ghost: I THINK I'M IN

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LOVE!

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>> Mordecai: UH, YEAH, I'D

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PARALLEL-PARK THAT.

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

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>> All: ZA! ZA! ZA! ZA! ZA! ZA!

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ZA!

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PIZZA!

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>> [ CHUCKLES ] GUYS' NIGHT?

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>> All: GUYS' NIGHT!

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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>> Muscle Man: OH!

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>> Hi Five Ghost: OH!

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>> Rigby: OH!

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>> Mordecai: OH!

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>> All: OH!

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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>> Rigby: YEAH, GET IT!

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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>> Hi Five Ghost: MOVIE TIME!

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>> All: MOVIE! MOVIE! MOVIE!

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MOVIE!

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>> YAAAAAH!

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>> All: WHOOOOOO!

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>> Pops: OH, WELL, LOOK AT THIS.

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WHAT ARE YOU ALL UP TO?

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>> All: GUYS' NIGHT!

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>> Muscle Man: HEY, THOMAS, GO

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GET US MORE CHIPS AT THE STORE.

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[ KEYS JINGLE ]

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>> [ SIGHS ] FINE.

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>> Pops: UH, WELL, WHY DIDN'T I

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RECEIVE AN INVITATION TO GUYS'

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NIGHT?

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>> All: UH, UH...

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>> Mordecai: WELL, WE JUST

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DIDN'T THINK YOU'D LIKE ANY OF

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THE STUFF WE'RE DOING.

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>> Rigby: YEAH, YOU'RE NOT

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REALLY A GUY'S GUY.

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YOU'RE POPS.

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>> Pops: WELL, I CAN BE ONE OF

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THE GUYS, TOO.

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CHANTING! CHANTING! CHANTING!

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>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW, POPS.

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IT'S GONNA TAKE SOMETHING

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TOUGHER THAN CHANTING TO BE ONE

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OF THE GUYS.

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>> Pops: WELL, WHAT'S THE

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TOUGHEST THING ONE OF THE GUYS

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CAN DO ON GUYS' NIGHT?

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>> All: MILK CHALLENGE.

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>> Pops: OOH, WHAT'S THAT?!

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>> Mordecai: YOU HAVE TO DRINK A

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GALLON OF MILK IN AN HOUR.

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>> Rigby: WITHOUT GETTING SICK.

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>> Muscle Man: TOUGHEST THING A

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GUY CAN DO.

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>> Hi Five Ghost: NEVER SEEN A

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GUY PULL IT OFF, THOUGH.

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>> Pops: SOUNDS PERFECT!

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>> All: WHAT?!

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>> Pops: I'LL BEAT THAT MILK

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CHALLENGE, AND THEN YOU'LL SEE

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WHO'S ONE OF THE GUYS.

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[ ALL CHEERING ]

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>> Mordecai: POPS, WAIT, ARE YOU

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SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS?

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>> Rigby: THE MILK CHALLENGE IS

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BRUTAL!

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>> Pops: BUT YOU AND RIGBY ATE

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THAT GIANT OMELET FOR A

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TRUCKER'S CAP.

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>> Mordecai: YEAH, BUT --

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>> Pops: MUSCLE MAN DEFEATED THE

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WING KINGDOM WING CHALLENGE.

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EVEN HI FIVE GHOST DRANK A TUB

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OF CREAMED CORN FOR THAT RADIO

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CONTEST.

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>> Hi Five Ghost: BEST FREE

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TOTE BAG EVER!

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>> Pops: SURELY I CAN HANDLE A

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GALLON OF MILK.

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>> Rigby: UH...

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>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW, POPS.

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>> Muscle Man: CHILLAX, BROS.

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POPS IS RIGHT.

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WE'VE ALL HAD OUR CHALLENGES.

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IT WAS HARD, BUT WE DIDN'T GIVE

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UP.

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THAT'S WHAT MADE US GUYS.

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IF POPS THINKS HE CAN HANDLE IT,

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WE SHOULD LET HIM TRY.

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>> Mordecai: I GUESS.

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>> Rigby: OKAY.

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>> Pops: HOORAY!

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>> All: MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK!

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MILK! MILK!

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>> Muscle Man: ALL RIGHT, POPS,

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YOU HAVE ONE HOUR.

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WHEN YOU'RE DONE, YOU'VE GOT TO

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HOLD THE JUG OVER YOUR HEAD, OR

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IT DOESN'T COUNT, GOT IT?

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>> Pops: HMM.

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[ TIMER WHIRS ]

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>> Hi Five Ghost: GO!

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>> Pops: [ GULPING ]

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>> Mordecai: HE'S REALLY DOING

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IT!

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>> All: POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS!

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POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS!

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POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS!

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>> Pops: [ GAGS ]

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[ SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY ]

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>> Muscle Man: OH, NO, BRO!

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[ KNOCKING ON DOOR ]

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>> Mordecai: POPS, ARE YOU OKAY?

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[ TOILET FLUSHES ]

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>> Pops: [ MOANING ]

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DID I FINISH?

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>> Rigby: YOU DIDN'T EVEN MAKE

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IT HALFWAY.

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>> Pops: [ MOANS ]

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>> Mordecai: DON'T FEEL BAD,

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POPS.

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NO ONE CAN DRINK THAT MUCH MILK.

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>> Rigby: YEAH, WE'LL JUST HANG

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OUT SOME OTHER NIGHT.

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>> Pops: OR WE CAN HANG OUT AS

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FELLOW GUYS WHEN I COMPLETE THE

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MILK CHALLENGE!

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>> Pops: YOU'RE GONNA TRY AGAIN?

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>> Pop: OF COURSE.

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A GUY NEVER QUITS, RIGHT?

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[ LAUGHS ]

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[ TIMER WHIRS ]

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>> All: POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS!

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POPS!

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>> Pops: [ SPITS ]

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>> All: POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS!

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POPS!

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>> Pops: [ SPITS ]

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>> All: POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS!

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POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS!

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POPS! POPS!

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[ TIMER DINGS ]

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>> Pops: [ MOANING LOUDLY ]

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[ TOILET FLUSHES ]

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[ MOANING CONTINUES ]

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[ WHIMPERS ]

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>> All: OH!

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>> Pops: [ SIGHS ]

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>> Rigby: OH, MAN, POPS, DO YOU

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NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR?

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>> Pops: NO.

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NO.

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>> Mordecai: LOOK, POPS, YOU

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GAVE IT YOUR ALL.

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IT'S AN IMPOSSIBLE TASK.

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YOU DON'T NEED TO COMPLETE THE

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CHALLENGE.

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IT'S FINE.

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YOU CAN STILL BE ONE OF THE

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GUYS, RIGHT, GUYS?

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>> Muscle Man: TOTALLY, YEAH,

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FOR SURE.

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>> Pops: I DON'T WANT YOUR

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CHARITY!

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I WANT TO EARN BEING ONE OF THE

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GUYS THE RIGHT WAY.

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[ MOANS ]

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I JUST NEED TO LIE DOWN FOR A

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LITTLE WHILE.

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>> Rigby: BUT, POPS, YOU'VE

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ALREADY DRANK LIKE 6 GALLONS OF

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MILK IN TOTAL.

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>> Pops: BUT NONE IN ONE HOUR.

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MAYBE THEY'RE RIGHT.

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MAYBE I'M JUST NOT MEANT TO BE

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ONE OF THE GUYS.

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NO!

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AHEM.

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>> Mordecai: OH, HEY, POPS.

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HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

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>> Pops: I'M FEELING LIKE SOME

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MILK, PLEASE.

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>> Mordecai: LAST GALLON.

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POPS, YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO

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THIS?

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[ TIMER TICKING ]

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>> Pops: [ GULPING ]

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[ GULPING CONTINUES ]

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[ SIGHS ]

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[ BURPS ]

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[ ALL CHEERING ]

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>> Mordecai: YEAH, YOU DID IT,

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POPS!

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>> Rigby: YEAH, POPS, YOU

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ACTUALLY PULLED IT OFF!

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>> Muscle Man: I CAN'T BELIEVE

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IT, BRO!

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>> Rigby: WAIT, YOU GOT TO RAISE

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THE JUG OVER YOUR HEAD, POPS!

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>> All: RAISE THE JUG!

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RAISE THE JUG!

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RAISE THE JUG!

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RAISE THE JUG!

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RAISE THE JUG!

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RAISE...

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POPS?!

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POPS!

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>> Mordecai: POPS, CAN YOU HEAR

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ME?!

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>> Muscle Man: OH, MAN, IS HE

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ALL RIGHT?!

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>> Rigby: HE'S NOT ALL RIGHT!

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HE'S ALL WHITE!

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>> Mordecai: QUIET!

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POPS?! POPS?!

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>> Pops: WHAT IS THIS PLACE?

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NO THANK YOU.

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EXCUSE ME.

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>> YOU LOST OR SOMETHING?

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>> Pops: NO. I MEAN, YES. I --

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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>> AH, JUST YANKING YOUR CHAIN!

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WE KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE.

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MILK CHALLENGE, RIGHT?

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>> Pops: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

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>> THAT'S WHY WE'RE ALL HERE.

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NAME'S RUSSEL.

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OH, THANKS, MAN.

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>> Pops: I'M POPS. WHO ARE THEY?

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>> I DON'T KNOW.

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THEY'RE JUST HERE TO KEEP THE

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MILK FLOWING.

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THIS IS PARADISE, POPS!

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OH, CONGRATS.

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YOU'RE ONE OF THE GUYS NOW.

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>> All: POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS!

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>> Rigby: POPS?! POPS?!

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OH, MAN, HE'S STILL NOT WAKING

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UP!

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>> Mordecai: WE NEED TO CALL FOR

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HELP!

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>> Muscle Man: 911! 911! 911!

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, NOT COOL.

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>> Muscle Man: 9...1 --

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WHATEVER.

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IT'S STILL GUYS' NIGHT.

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>> All: POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS!

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>> HEY, TAKE A LOAD OFF, MAN.

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YOU EARNED IT.

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>> Pops: BUT I DIDN'T EARN IT.

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I HAVEN'T COMPLETED THE

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CHALLENGE YET.

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>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

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>> I NEVER LIFTED THE JUG OVER

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MY HEAD.

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>> WELL, YOU'RE ONE OF THE GUYS

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NOW.

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YOU MUST HAVE.

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>> Pops: I'M QUITE CERTAIN I

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DIDN'T.

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I ONLY HAVE A FEW MINUTES LEFT.

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>> THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

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WE ALL BEAT THE CHALLENGE!

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THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE!

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>> ACTUALLY, I DIDN'T LIFT THE

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JUG EITHER.

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>> WHAT?!

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>> I DON'T THINK I DID.

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>> YEAH, I DIDN'T.

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>> WERE WE SUPPOSED TO?

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>> NO, THAT'S -- WAIT, DID I?

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HUH. I CAN'T REMEMBER.

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I DON'T WANT ANYMORE MILK!

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WHAT'S GOING ON?

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WE'RE HERE BECAUSE WE BEAT IT,

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RIGHT?

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ANSWER ME!

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[ CREATURE GROWLS ]

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[ CREATURES GROWLING ]

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>> Pops: SOMETHING'S WRONG.

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WE SHOULD GO TO THE ELEVATOR.

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>> NO WAY.

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WE'RE GONNA STAY AND FIGHT.

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AM I RIGHT, GUYS?

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>> AAH!

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[ ALL GASP ]

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EVERYBODY, FOLLOW POPS!

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>> Pops: AAH!

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[ BOTH SHOUT ]

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AAH!

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AAH!

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>> [ GRUNTS ]

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[ CREATURE HISSES ]

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[ CREATURES GROWLING ]

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>> AAH!

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>> Pops: COME ON!

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[ CREATURE ROARS ]

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[ ALL SHOUT ]

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[ ELEVATOR DINGS ]

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>> OH, MAN, THANKS, POPS.

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WE WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN OUT OF

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THERE WITHOUT YOU.

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>> DO YOU THINK THERE'S STILL

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TIME TO COMPLETE THE CHALLENGE?

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>> I DON'T KNOW, BUT WE'VE MADE

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IT THIS FAR, AND A GUY NEVER

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QUITS.

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>> YOU'RE RIGHT.

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THANKS, POPS.

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NO MATTER WHERE WE END UP, I'LL

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BE LIFTING A JUG IN YOUR HONOR.

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[ WHIRRING ]

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>> Rigby: HE'S AWAKE!

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GIVE HIM SOME ROOM!

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>> Pops: [ GASPS ] I'M BACK!

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[ GASPS, GRUNTS ]

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[ TIMER DINGS ]

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[ ALL CHEERING ]

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>> All: POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS!

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POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS!

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>> SOMEBODY CALL THE

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PARAMEDICS?!

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WHERE'S THE BODY?!

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>> Pops: NO BODY HERE, JUST US

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GUYS.

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>> GUYS' NIGHT?

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>> All: GUYS' NIGHT!

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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>> Pops: [ LAUGHS ]

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I'M FINALLY ONE OF THE GUYS!

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>> Mordecai: [ LAUGHS ] YEAH!

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[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]

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>> Pops: [ LAUGHS ]

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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]

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>> Benson: OKAY, EVERYONE.

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UNFORTUNATELY, THE GOVERNMENT

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JUST PASSED A NEW LAW.

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STARTING TODAY ALL PARK

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EMPLOYEES MUST PASS AN ANNUAL

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FITNESS TEST IN ORDER TO KEEP

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THEIR JOBS.

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>> All: [ GROANING ]

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>> Benson: I KNOW. I KNOW.

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I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE ANY MORE

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THAN YOU DO.

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SO LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH SO

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WE CAN GET BACK TO WORK.

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>> All: [ MURMURING ]

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>> Benson: ALL RIGHT, GUYS.

391
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LAST PART OF THE TEST.

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JUST DO ONE PULL-UP, AND WE CAN

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GET OUT OF HERE.

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>> Pops: HUP!

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[ SLOOP! ]

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>> Rigby: DUDE, THIS TEST WAS SO

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EASY.

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>> Mordecai: I KNOW, RIGHT?

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WHAT A WASTE OF TIME.

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>> Rigby: YOU WANT TO GO PLAY

401
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SOME VIDEO GAMES AFTER THIS?

402
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>> Mordecai: YE-E-AH, I DO!

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>> Benson: MORDECAI! RIGBY!

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QUIT TALKING AND GET ON THE BAR!

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>> Mordecai: SEE YOU ON THE

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OTHER SIDE.

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BOOM!

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>> All: [ CHEERING ]

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>> Rigby: TIME TO SHOW ALL YOU

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CHUMPS HOW TO DO A PULL-UP LIKE

411
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A REAL MAN!

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[ STRAINING ]

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>> Muscle Man: WHOMP-WHOMP!

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WH-WHOMP...WHO-O-MP!

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>> Rigby: STOP TALKING!

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>> Mordecai: COME ON, DUDE!

417
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QUIT MESSING AROUND AND JUST DO

418
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THE PULL-UP.

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>> Rigby: I'M TRYING!

420
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[ STRAINING ]

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OOF!

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>> Muscle Man: [ LAUGHS ]

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OH, MAN!

424
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YOU CAN'T EVEN DO ONE PULL-UP?

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00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:02,182
>> Rigby: YES, I CAN!

426
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:03,416
IT WAS ONLY BECAUSE YOU

427
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,018
DISTRACTED ME WITH THAT STUPID

428
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NOISE!

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>> Muscle Man: OH, SO IT WAS THE

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NOISE'S FAULT THAT YOU CAN'T DO

431
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A PULL-UP.

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IS THAT IT?

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>> Rigby: YES! YES!

434
00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:11,558
IT WAS THAT STUPID NOISE!

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>> Muscle Man: FINE.

436
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THEN GO AGAIN.

437
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>> Rigby: DON'T MAKE THAT NOISE

438
00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:14,995
AGAIN!

439
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>> Muscle Man: I WON'T.

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I PROMISE.

441
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WHOMP-WHOMP! WH-WHO-O-MP!

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>> Muscle Man: [ LAUGHS ]

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>> Benson: COOL IT, MUSCLE MAN.

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LET'S GO, RIGBY.

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JUST DO THE PULL-UP.

446
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>> Rigby: [ SIGHS ]

447
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[ HIGH-PITCHED STRAINING ]

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>> Pops: OH, HOW EMBARRASSING!

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, COME ON!

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>> Rigby: [ STRAINING ]

451
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[ WHINES ]

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>> Muscle Man: [ LAUGHS ]

453
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OH, MAN!

454
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HE CAN'T EVEN DO ONE PULL-UP!

455
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>> Benson: I'M SORRY RIGBY, BUT

456
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I CAN'T GIVE YOU A PASSING GRADE

457
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ON THE TEST.

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IF YOU CAN'T DO A PULL-UP BY THE

459
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END OF THE WEEK, I'M GONNA HAVE

460
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TO FIRE YOU.

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>> Rigby: BUT...

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WHATEVER, I WAS JUST TIRED!

463
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I'LL BE ABLE TO DO A PULL-UP.

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YOU'LL SEE.

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00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:07,414
TIME TO WARM UP WITH SOME GYM

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CLASS.

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00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:09,782
"BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT'S BETTER

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THAN THE REAL THING."

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>> [ GRUNTING ]

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU

471
00:14:14,321 --> 00:14:14,721
DOING?

472
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>> Rigby: WHAT DOES IT LOOK

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LIKE?

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I'M TRAINING TO DO A PULL-UP.

475
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>> Mordecai: DUDE, THAT'S NOT

476
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DOING ANYTHING!

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>> Rigby: IF IT'S NOT DOING

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ANYTHING, THEN HOW COME I'M

479
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:22,662
ALREADY BREAKING A SWEAT?

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>> Mordecai: UM, I DON'T KNOW.

481
00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:25,165
MAYBE BECAUSE YOU'RE REALLY OUT

482
00:14:25,165 --> 00:14:25,665
OF SHAPE?

483
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>> Rigby: DOES THIS LOOK LIKE

484
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I'M OUT OF SHAPE?

485
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[ GRUNTING ]

486
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WHOO-HOO! WHOO!

487
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CARBO-LOADING!!

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>> Mordecai: RIGBY, YOU GOT TO

489
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TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!

490
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>> Rigby: OH, I GOT TO TAKE IT

491
00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:43,483
SERIOUSLY?

492
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:44,952
IS THIS SERIOUS ENOUGH FOR YOU?

493
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BENSON, I'M READY TO DO MY

494
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PULL-UP NOW.

495
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>> Benson: ALL RIGHT.

496
00:14:48,688 --> 00:14:50,157
LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.

497
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>> Rigby: HERE'S HOW WE DO IT IN

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GYM CLASS, LOSERS.

499
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>> Benson: WELL?

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>> Rigby: I'M TRYING!

501
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>> All: [ LAUGHING ]

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>> Rigby: [ GROWLS ]

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>> Mordecai: COME ON, RIGBY.

504
00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:04,104
JUST GET IT OVER WITH.

505
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>> Rigby: [ GRUNTING ]

506
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[ SIGHS ]

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>> Benson: YOU HAVE UNTIL

508
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FRIDAY.

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>> Eileen: HEY, RIGBY.

510
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IS ANYTHING WRONG?

511
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>> Rigby: NO. I'M FINE.

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>> Eileen: ARE YOU UPSET 'CAUSE

513
00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:19,552
YOU CAN'T DO A PULL-UP AND YOU

514
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:20,387
MIGHT GET FIRED?

515
00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:21,288
>> Rigby: WHAT?!

516
00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:22,222
WHO TOLD YOU THAT?

517
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:23,556
>> Eileen: MUSCLE MAN WAS IN

518
00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:24,291
HERE EARLIER.

519
00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:25,725
HE WAS SELLING TICKETS TO WATCH

520
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YOU FAIL.

521
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>> Rigby: [ GROANS ]

522
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MAYBE HE'S RIGHT.

523
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I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GONNA LOSE

524
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MY JOB OVER A STUPID PULL-UP.

525
00:15:33,233 --> 00:15:34,801
>> Eileen: YOU KNOW, MAYBE I CAN

526
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:35,402
HELP YOU.

527
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I WAS ON THE PEP SQUAD IN HIGH

528
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SCHOOL.

529
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>> Rigby: [ SCOFFS ] THANKS,

530
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:40,240
EILEEN, BUT I'M GONNA NEED A LOT

531
00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,375
MORE THAN PEP TO DO A PULL-UP.

532
00:15:51,851 --> 00:15:53,186
>> Eileen: TRAINING STARTS AFTER

533
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:54,854
MY SHIFT.

534
00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:59,826
ALL RIGHT! GIVE IT A TRY!

535
00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:01,995
>> Rigby: [ STRAINING ]

536
00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:03,430
UGH, THIS IS TOO HARD.

537
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:05,165
>> Eileen: I THINK I SEE THE

538
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:05,865
PROBLEM.

539
00:16:05,865 --> 00:16:07,767
YOU'RE NOT VISUALIZING YOUR OWN

540
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:08,435
SUCCESS.

541
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:09,436
>> Rigby: HUH?

542
00:16:09,436 --> 00:16:11,404
>> Eileen: YOU NEED TO SEE IT.

543
00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:12,905
CLOSE YOUR EYES.

544
00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:15,275
NOW VISUALIZE YOURSELF DOING A

545
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:16,109
PULL-UP.

546
00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:17,110
>> Rigby: I CAN'T.

547
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,611
>> Eileen: COME ON, YOU'RE NOT

548
00:16:18,611 --> 00:16:19,112
TRYING!

549
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:20,447
CLOSE YOUR EYES AND REALLY

550
00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:21,181
CONCENTRATE.

551
00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:23,683
WHAT DO YOU SEE?

552
00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:24,917
>> Rigby: A GRILLED CHEESE

553
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:25,452
SANDWICH.

554
00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:27,054
>> Eileen: OKAY, OKAY.

555
00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,621
PICTURE THAT SANDWICH.

556
00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:30,690
NOW PICTURE YOUR GOAL -- DOING

557
00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:31,958
THAT ONE PULL-UP.

558
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:33,426
CAN YOU SEE IT?

559
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:39,399
>> Muscle Man: WHOMP-WHOMP! UGH!

560
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:40,467
NOT COOL, BRO.

561
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,035
>> Eileen: ONE PULL-UP.

562
00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:43,936
CAN YOU SEE IT?

563
00:16:48,975 --> 00:16:51,811
>> Rigby: LOOK, I'M ALMOST --

564
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:53,480
MAN, I ALMOST HAD IT!

565
00:16:53,480 --> 00:16:56,249
>> Eileen: WE'LL GET THERE.

566
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:01,454
[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]

567
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:06,693
>> Rigby: [ GROWLS ]

568
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:33,953
>> Eileen: COME ON, RIGBY.

569
00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:34,921
WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF TIME!

570
00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:35,588
YOU CAN DO THIS!

571
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:36,489
>> Rigby: I CAN DO THIS!

572
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:37,357
>> Eileen: [ Chanting ]

573
00:17:37,357 --> 00:17:39,859
ONE PULL-UP! ONE PULL-UP!

574
00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:41,861
>> Rigby: ONE PULL-UP!

575
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:43,663
[ STRAINING ]

576
00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,368
THIS IS HOPELESS!

577
00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:50,703
I'M NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO DO

578
00:17:50,703 --> 00:17:51,438
THIS!

579
00:17:51,438 --> 00:17:53,840
>> Eileen: RIGBY! RIGBY, WAIT!

580
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:58,178
I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT.

581
00:17:58,178 --> 00:17:59,812
>> Rigby: THIS IS SO LAME.

582
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,648
LAME GOVERNMENT FITNESS TEST.

583
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:02,382
LAME ARMS.

584
00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:04,184
WHY'S IT GOT TO BE SO HARD?!

585
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:05,718
>> [ Russian accent ] FEELING

586
00:18:05,718 --> 00:18:06,219
WEAK?

587
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:07,220
LOOKING PATHETIC?

588
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:08,855
IF YOU'RE WATCHING TELEVISION,

589
00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:09,889
YOU PROBABLY ARE!

590
00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:11,624
LUCKILY, THIS TV COMMERCIAL CAN

591
00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:12,559
SAVE YOU!

592
00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:14,661
IF YOU WANT MUSCLE FAST, BUT

593
00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,963
HATE WORKING OUT, THEN YOU NEED

594
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:18,064
THE RUSSIAN!

595
00:18:18,064 --> 00:18:19,399
>> Rigby: YEAH, I DO.

596
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:20,633
>> THE RUSSIAN USES

597
00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:22,402
ELECTROTHERAPY TO SHOCK YOUR

598
00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:23,803
MUSCLES INTO GROWING.

599
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,338
WITH NO EFFORT FROM YOU!

600
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,140
JUST SWITCH IT ON, AND YOU'LL

601
00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:29,041
BE STRONGER IN NO TIME!

602
00:18:36,983 --> 00:18:38,318
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]

603
00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:41,154
>> THANK YOU, THE RUSSIAN!

604
00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:42,655
>> Rigby: AW, YEAH!

605
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:45,992
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I NEED!

606
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:52,098
"DO NOT OPERATE THE RUSSIAN FOR

607
00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:53,700
MORE THAN 10 MINUTES A DAY."

608
00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:54,167
PFFT!

609
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:55,602
WELL, I WANT TO GET EXTRA

610
00:18:55,602 --> 00:18:57,270
BUFF, SO I'LL LEAVE IT ON FOR

611
00:18:57,270 --> 00:19:00,940
11.

612
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:02,609
[ BUZZING ]

613
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,377
THOSE JERKS BETTER BUY THEIR

614
00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:05,912
TICKETS FOR THE GUN SHOW

615
00:19:05,912 --> 00:19:06,613
TOMORROW!

616
00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:09,449
[ GRUNTS ]

617
00:19:09,449 --> 00:19:13,052
THANKS, THE RUSSIAN!

618
00:19:13,052 --> 00:19:15,322
[ SNORES ]

619
00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:18,458
>> Benson: WHERE THE HECK IS

620
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:18,925
RIGBY?

621
00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:20,126
WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF TIME!

622
00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:21,594
>> Pops: MAYBE HIS NERVES GOT

623
00:19:21,594 --> 00:19:22,595
THE BETTER OF HIM.

624
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,096
>> Mordecai: NO, HE'LL BE HERE.

625
00:19:24,096 --> 00:19:25,365
>> Muscle Man: HE BETTER.

626
00:19:25,365 --> 00:19:26,766
'CAUSE I GOT A LOT OF PEOPLE

627
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,100
HERE WHO PAID GOOD MONEY TO

628
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,437
WATCH HIM TRY.

629
00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:32,539
LET ME REMIND YOU -- THERE ARE

630
00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,474
NO REFUNDS IN THE EVENT OF A

631
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:35,275
NO-SHOW.

632
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:37,444
[ CROWD MUTTERING ]

633
00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:39,078
>> Eileen: THIS IS REALLY WEIRD.

634
00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:40,580
RIGBY TRAINED REALLY HARD FOR

635
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:41,047
THIS.

636
00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:42,549
HE WOULDN'T JUST BLOW IT OFF.

637
00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:44,951
I'LL GO CHECK ON HIM.

638
00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,787
RIGBY? OH, THERE YOU ARE.

639
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,589
YOU GOT TO -- [ SCREAMS ]

640
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:50,757
>> Rigby: [ GASPS ]

641
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:51,558
IT WORKED!

642
00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:53,326
>> Eileen: WHAT DID YOU DO?!

643
00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:55,295
>> Rigby: I USED THE RUSSIAN TO

644
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:56,596
GET TOTALLY RIPPED!

645
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:57,730
THIS IS AWESOME!

646
00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:00,567
NOW TO GO BUST OUT MY PULL-UP!

647
00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,235
HUH?

648
00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:03,803
MY MUSCLES ARE TOO HEAVY!

649
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:04,937
I CAN'T STAND UP!

650
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,806
>> Eileen: OH, RIGBY, THERE ARE

651
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:08,308
NO SHORTCUTS TO PHYSICAL

652
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:08,975
FITNESS.

653
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,610
>> Rigby: OH, NO, I'M GONNA LOSE

654
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:11,177
MY JOB!

655
00:20:11,177 --> 00:20:13,179
[ STRAINING ]

656
00:20:13,179 --> 00:20:15,682
NO, NO, NO, NO!

657
00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:16,616
[ GROANS ]

658
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:18,518
>> Eileen: COME ON, YOU CAN

659
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:19,686
STILL MAKE IT.

660
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:21,020
>> Rigby: AW, IT'S HOPELESS!

661
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:22,255
>> Eileen: NO, IT'S NOT!

662
00:20:22,255 --> 00:20:23,189
THERE'S STILL TIME!

663
00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:26,025
DO WHAT I SAY! CLOSE YOUR EYES!

664
00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:28,194
NOW PICTURE THAT PULL-UP BAR!

665
00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:30,863
DO YOU SEE IT?

666
00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:32,098
>> Rigby: I SEE IT!

667
00:20:32,098 --> 00:20:33,466
I SEE THE PULL-UP BAR!

668
00:20:33,466 --> 00:20:35,034
>> Eileen: THEN GO DO IT!!

669
00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:38,037
>> Rigby: [ SCREAMING ]

670
00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:39,038
>> Eileen: YOU'RE DOING IT!

671
00:20:39,038 --> 00:20:41,708
JUST USE YOUR ARMS!

672
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:44,143
KEEP GOING! THAT'S IT!

673
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,781
>> Benson: PFFT, HE'S LATE!

674
00:20:51,984 --> 00:20:53,486
WHAT IS THAT?

675
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:55,154
[ CROWD MURMURING ]

676
00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:56,155
>> Mordecai: IT'S RIGBY!

677
00:20:56,155 --> 00:21:00,159
>> Rigby: [ SCREAMING ]

678
00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:01,328
>> Benson: YOU'VE ONLY GOT 30

679
00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:03,496
SECONDS LEFT!

680
00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:04,664
[ CROWD CHEERING ]

681
00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:06,499
>> Rigby: [ STRAINING ]

682
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:08,968
[ GRUNTING ]

683
00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:17,076
YES!!

684
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:18,210
AAH!

685
00:21:20,246 --> 00:21:22,749
>> Eileen: RIGBY!

686
00:21:22,749 --> 00:21:25,084
>> Rigby: [ GROANING ]

687
00:21:25,084 --> 00:21:26,486
>> Eileen: RIGBY, YOU HAVE 15

688
00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:27,920
SECONDS TO GET UP HERE AND DO A

689
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:28,488
PULL-UP!

690
00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:29,589
>> Rigby: 15 SECONDS?!

691
00:21:29,589 --> 00:21:31,758
WHOA.

692
00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:34,594
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

693
00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:36,028
YEAH!

694
00:21:37,764 --> 00:21:42,268
[ STRAINING ]

695
00:21:42,268 --> 00:21:43,670
>> Benson: TIME!

696
00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:45,171
[ CROWD CHEERING ]

697
00:21:45,171 --> 00:21:46,406
YOU DID IT, RIGBY!

698
00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:48,040
YOU CAN STAY AT THE PARK!

699
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,141
[ CROWD CHEERING ]

700
00:21:52,612 --> 00:21:53,613
>> Eileen: RIGBY!

701
00:21:53,613 --> 00:21:55,081
RIGBY, YOU WERE WONDERFUL!

702
00:21:55,081 --> 00:21:56,449
>> Rigby: THANKS, EILEEN.

703
00:21:56,449 --> 00:21:58,117
I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT

704
00:21:58,117 --> 00:21:58,551
YOU.

705
00:21:58,551 --> 00:21:59,952
I'D HUG YOU, BUT I SHOULD

706
00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:01,688
PROBABLY WAIT TILL THESE MUSCLES

707
00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:02,288
GO AWAY.

708
00:22:02,288 --> 00:22:03,723
I DON'T WANT TO BREAK YOUR

709
00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:04,724
SPINE.

710
00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:06,726
>> Eileen: I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES.

711
00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:07,960
[ BONES CRACKING ]

712
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,963
[ MUFFLED ] TOTALLY WORTH IT.