>> Mordecai: GUYS' NIGHT!
>> Muscle Man: GUYS' NIGHT!
>> Rigby: GUYS' NIGHT!
>> Hi Five Ghost: GUYS' NIGHT!
>> Mordecai:
GUYS' NIGHT!
>> Rigby: GUYS' NIGHT!
>> Muscle Man:
>> Hi Five Ghost: WHOO-HOO!
>> Mordecai: BENSON, GUYS'
NIGHT!
>> Rigby: GUYS' NIGHT, BENSON!
>> Benson: HAS A MONTH PASSED
ALREADY?
ALL RIGHT, DON'T GET TOO CRAZY.
>> Mordecai: OH, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO WORRY ABOUT US.
>> Both: GUYS' NIGHT!
>> All: CHIPS, CHIPS, CHIPS,
CHIPS!
>> Mordecai: YOU GOT TO SCOOP
IT.
SCOOP IT.
>> All: SODA, SODA, SODA, SODA!
>> Muscle Man:
WHOO!
>> Rigby: OH, YEAH!
>> Muscle Man: SHE LOOKS GOOD!
>> Hi Five Ghost: I THINK I'M IN
LOVE!
>> Mordecai: UH, YEAH, I'D
PARALLEL-PARK THAT.
>> All: ZA! ZA! ZA! ZA! ZA! ZA!
ZA!
PIZZA!
>> GUYS' NIGHT?
>> All: GUYS' NIGHT!
>> Muscle Man: OH!
>> Hi Five Ghost: OH!
>> Rigby: OH!
>> Mordecai: OH!
>> All: OH!
>> Rigby: YEAH, GET IT!
>> Hi Five Ghost: MOVIE TIME!
>> All: MOVIE! MOVIE! MOVIE!
MOVIE!
>> YAAAAAH!
>> All: WHOOOOOO!
>> Pops: OH, WELL, LOOK AT THIS.
WHAT ARE YOU ALL UP TO?
>> All: GUYS' NIGHT!
>> Muscle Man: HEY, THOMAS, GO
GET US MORE CHIPS AT THE STORE.
>> FINE.
>> Pops: UH, WELL, WHY DIDN'T I
RECEIVE AN INVITATION TO GUYS'
NIGHT?
>> All: UH, UH...
>> Mordecai: WELL, WE JUST
DIDN'T THINK YOU'D LIKE ANY OF
THE STUFF WE'RE DOING.
>> Rigby: YEAH, YOU'RE NOT
REALLY A GUY'S GUY.
YOU'RE POPS.
>> Pops: WELL, I CAN BE ONE OF
THE GUYS, TOO.
CHANTING! CHANTING! CHANTING!
>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW, POPS.
IT'S GONNA TAKE SOMETHING
TOUGHER THAN CHANTING TO BE ONE
OF THE GUYS.
>> Pops: WELL, WHAT'S THE
TOUGHEST THING ONE OF THE GUYS
CAN DO ON GUYS' NIGHT?
>> All: MILK CHALLENGE.
>> Pops: OOH, WHAT'S THAT?!
>> Mordecai: YOU HAVE TO DRINK A
GALLON OF MILK IN AN HOUR.
>> Rigby: WITHOUT GETTING SICK.
>> Muscle Man: TOUGHEST THING A
GUY CAN DO.
>> Hi Five Ghost: NEVER SEEN A
GUY PULL IT OFF, THOUGH.
>> Pops: SOUNDS PERFECT!
>> All: WHAT?!
>> Pops: I'LL BEAT THAT MILK
CHALLENGE, AND THEN YOU'LL SEE
WHO'S ONE OF THE GUYS.
>> Mordecai: POPS, WAIT, ARE YOU
SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS?
>> Rigby: THE MILK CHALLENGE IS
BRUTAL!
>> Pops: BUT YOU AND RIGBY ATE
THAT GIANT OMELET FOR A
TRUCKER'S CAP.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, BUT --
>> Pops: MUSCLE MAN DEFEATED THE
WING KINGDOM WING CHALLENGE.
EVEN HI FIVE GHOST DRANK A TUB
OF CREAMED CORN FOR THAT RADIO
CONTEST.
>> Hi Five Ghost: BEST FREE
TOTE BAG EVER!
>> Pops: SURELY I CAN HANDLE A
GALLON OF MILK.
>> Rigby: UH...
>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW, POPS.
>> Muscle Man: CHILLAX, BROS.
POPS IS RIGHT.
WE'VE ALL HAD OUR CHALLENGES.
IT WAS HARD, BUT WE DIDN'T GIVE
UP.
THAT'S WHAT MADE US GUYS.
IF POPS THINKS HE CAN HANDLE IT,
WE SHOULD LET HIM TRY.
>> Mordecai: I GUESS.
>> Rigby: OKAY.
>> Pops: HOORAY!
>> All: MILK! MILK! MILK! MILK!
MILK! MILK!
>> Muscle Man: ALL RIGHT, POPS,
YOU HAVE ONE HOUR.
WHEN YOU'RE DONE, YOU'VE GOT TO
HOLD THE JUG OVER YOUR HEAD, OR
IT DOESN'T COUNT, GOT IT?
>> Pops: HMM.
>> Hi Five Ghost: GO!
>> Pops:
>> Mordecai: HE'S REALLY DOING
IT!
>> All: POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS!
POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS!
POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS!
>> Pops:
>> Muscle Man: OH, NO, BRO!
>> Mordecai: POPS, ARE YOU OKAY?
>> Pops:
DID I FINISH?
>> Rigby: YOU DIDN'T EVEN MAKE
IT HALFWAY.
>> Pops:
>> Mordecai: DON'T FEEL BAD,
POPS.
NO ONE CAN DRINK THAT MUCH MILK.
>> Rigby: YEAH, WE'LL JUST HANG
OUT SOME OTHER NIGHT.
>> Pops: OR WE CAN HANG OUT AS
FELLOW GUYS WHEN I COMPLETE THE
MILK CHALLENGE!
>> Pops: YOU'RE GONNA TRY AGAIN?
>> Pop: OF COURSE.
A GUY NEVER QUITS, RIGHT?
>> All: POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS!
POPS!
>> Pops:
>> All: POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS!
POPS!
>> Pops:
>> All: POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS!
POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS!
POPS! POPS!
>> Pops:
>> All: OH!
>> Pops:
>> Rigby: OH, MAN, POPS, DO YOU
NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR?
>> Pops: NO.
NO.
>> Mordecai: LOOK, POPS, YOU
GAVE IT YOUR ALL.
IT'S AN IMPOSSIBLE TASK.
YOU DON'T NEED TO COMPLETE THE
CHALLENGE.
IT'S FINE.
YOU CAN STILL BE ONE OF THE
GUYS, RIGHT, GUYS?
>> Muscle Man: TOTALLY, YEAH,
FOR SURE.
>> Pops: I DON'T WANT YOUR
CHARITY!
I WANT TO EARN BEING ONE OF THE
GUYS THE RIGHT WAY.
I JUST NEED TO LIE DOWN FOR A
LITTLE WHILE.
>> Rigby: BUT, POPS, YOU'VE
ALREADY DRANK LIKE 6 GALLONS OF
MILK IN TOTAL.
>> Pops: BUT NONE IN ONE HOUR.
MAYBE THEY'RE RIGHT.
MAYBE I'M JUST NOT MEANT TO BE
ONE OF THE GUYS.
NO!
AHEM.
>> Mordecai: OH, HEY, POPS.
HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
>> Pops: I'M FEELING LIKE SOME
MILK, PLEASE.
>> Mordecai: LAST GALLON.
POPS, YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO
THIS?
>> Pops:
>> Mordecai: YEAH, YOU DID IT,
POPS!
>> Rigby: YEAH, POPS, YOU
ACTUALLY PULLED IT OFF!
>> Muscle Man: I CAN'T BELIEVE
IT, BRO!
>> Rigby: WAIT, YOU GOT TO RAISE
THE JUG OVER YOUR HEAD, POPS!
>> All: RAISE THE JUG!
RAISE THE JUG!
RAISE...
POPS?!
POPS!
>> Mordecai: POPS, CAN YOU HEAR
ME?!
>> Muscle Man: OH, MAN, IS HE
ALL RIGHT?!
>> Rigby: HE'S NOT ALL RIGHT!
HE'S ALL WHITE!
>> Mordecai: QUIET!
POPS?! POPS?!
>> Pops: WHAT IS THIS PLACE?
NO THANK YOU.
EXCUSE ME.
>> YOU LOST OR SOMETHING?
>> Pops: NO. I MEAN, YES. I --
>> AH, JUST YANKING YOUR CHAIN!
WE KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE.
MILK CHALLENGE, RIGHT?
>> Pops: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
>> THAT'S WHY WE'RE ALL HERE.
NAME'S RUSSEL.
OH, THANKS, MAN.
>> Pops: I'M POPS. WHO ARE THEY?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
THEY'RE JUST HERE TO KEEP THE
MILK FLOWING.
THIS IS PARADISE, POPS!
OH, CONGRATS.
YOU'RE ONE OF THE GUYS NOW.
>> All: POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS!
>> Rigby: POPS?! POPS?!
OH, MAN, HE'S STILL NOT WAKING
UP!
>> Mordecai: WE NEED TO CALL FOR
HELP!
>> Muscle Man: 911! 911! 911!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, NOT COOL.
>> Muscle Man: 9...1 --
WHATEVER.
IT'S STILL GUYS' NIGHT.
>> All: POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS!
>> HEY, TAKE A LOAD OFF, MAN.
YOU EARNED IT.
>> Pops: BUT I DIDN'T EARN IT.
I HAVEN'T COMPLETED THE
CHALLENGE YET.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> I NEVER LIFTED THE JUG OVER
MY HEAD.
>> WELL, YOU'RE ONE OF THE GUYS
NOW.
YOU MUST HAVE.
>> Pops: I'M QUITE CERTAIN I
DIDN'T.
I ONLY HAVE A FEW MINUTES LEFT.
>> THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
WE ALL BEAT THE CHALLENGE!
THAT'S WHY WE'RE HERE!
>> ACTUALLY, I DIDN'T LIFT THE
JUG EITHER.
>> WHAT?!
>> I DON'T THINK I DID.
>> YEAH, I DIDN'T.
>> WERE WE SUPPOSED TO?
>> NO, THAT'S -- WAIT, DID I?
HUH. I CAN'T REMEMBER.
I DON'T WANT ANYMORE MILK!
WHAT'S GOING ON?
WE'RE HERE BECAUSE WE BEAT IT,
RIGHT?
ANSWER ME!
>> Pops: SOMETHING'S WRONG.
WE SHOULD GO TO THE ELEVATOR.
>> NO WAY.
WE'RE GONNA STAY AND FIGHT.
AM I RIGHT, GUYS?
>> AAH!
EVERYBODY, FOLLOW POPS!
>> Pops: AAH!
AAH!
>> AAH!
>> Pops: COME ON!
>> OH, MAN, THANKS, POPS.
WE WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN OUT OF
THERE WITHOUT YOU.
>> DO YOU THINK THERE'S STILL
TIME TO COMPLETE THE CHALLENGE?
>> I DON'T KNOW, BUT WE'VE MADE
IT THIS FAR, AND A GUY NEVER
QUITS.
>> YOU'RE RIGHT.
THANKS, POPS.
NO MATTER WHERE WE END UP, I'LL
BE LIFTING A JUG IN YOUR HONOR.
>> Rigby: HE'S AWAKE!
GIVE HIM SOME ROOM!
>> Pops: I'M BACK!
>> All: POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS!
POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS! POPS!
>> SOMEBODY CALL THE
PARAMEDICS?!
WHERE'S THE BODY?!
>> Pops: NO BODY HERE, JUST US
GUYS.
>> GUYS' NIGHT?
>> All: GUYS' NIGHT!
>> Pops:
I'M FINALLY ONE OF THE GUYS!
>> Mordecai: YEAH!
>> Pops:
>> Benson: OKAY, EVERYONE.
UNFORTUNATELY, THE GOVERNMENT
JUST PASSED A NEW LAW.
STARTING TODAY ALL PARK
EMPLOYEES MUST PASS AN ANNUAL
FITNESS TEST IN ORDER TO KEEP
THEIR JOBS.
>> All:
>> Benson: I KNOW. I KNOW.
I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE ANY MORE
THAN YOU DO.
SO LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH SO
WE CAN GET BACK TO WORK.
>> All:
>> Benson: ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
LAST PART OF THE TEST.
JUST DO ONE PULL-UP, AND WE CAN
GET OUT OF HERE.
>> Pops: HUP!
>> Rigby: DUDE, THIS TEST WAS SO
EASY.
>> Mordecai: I KNOW, RIGHT?
WHAT A WASTE OF TIME.
>> Rigby: YOU WANT TO GO PLAY
SOME VIDEO GAMES AFTER THIS?
>> Mordecai: YE-E-AH, I DO!
>> Benson: MORDECAI! RIGBY!
QUIT TALKING AND GET ON THE BAR!
>> Mordecai: SEE YOU ON THE
OTHER SIDE.
BOOM!
>> All:
>> Rigby: TIME TO SHOW ALL YOU
CHUMPS HOW TO DO A PULL-UP LIKE
A REAL MAN!
>> Muscle Man: WHOMP-WHOMP!
WH-WHOMP...WHO-O-MP!
>> Rigby: STOP TALKING!
>> Mordecai: COME ON, DUDE!
QUIT MESSING AROUND AND JUST DO
THE PULL-UP.
>> Rigby: I'M TRYING!
OOF!
>> Muscle Man:
OH, MAN!
YOU CAN'T EVEN DO ONE PULL-UP?
>> Rigby: YES, I CAN!
IT WAS ONLY BECAUSE YOU
DISTRACTED ME WITH THAT STUPID
NOISE!
>> Muscle Man: OH, SO IT WAS THE
NOISE'S FAULT THAT YOU CAN'T DO
A PULL-UP.
IS THAT IT?
>> Rigby: YES! YES!
IT WAS THAT STUPID NOISE!
>> Muscle Man: FINE.
THEN GO AGAIN.
>> Rigby: DON'T MAKE THAT NOISE
AGAIN!
>> Muscle Man: I WON'T.
I PROMISE.
WHOMP-WHOMP! WH-WHO-O-MP!
>> Muscle Man:
>> Benson: COOL IT, MUSCLE MAN.
LET'S GO, RIGBY.
JUST DO THE PULL-UP.
>> Rigby:
>> Pops: OH, HOW EMBARRASSING!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, COME ON!
>> Rigby:
>> Muscle Man:
OH, MAN!
HE CAN'T EVEN DO ONE PULL-UP!
>> Benson: I'M SORRY RIGBY, BUT
I CAN'T GIVE YOU A PASSING GRADE
ON THE TEST.
IF YOU CAN'T DO A PULL-UP BY THE
END OF THE WEEK, I'M GONNA HAVE
TO FIRE YOU.
>> Rigby: BUT...
WHATEVER, I WAS JUST TIRED!
I'LL BE ABLE TO DO A PULL-UP.
YOU'LL SEE.
TIME TO WARM UP WITH SOME GYM
CLASS.
"BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT'S BETTER
THAN THE REAL THING."
>> Mordecai: DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING?
>> Rigby: WHAT DOES IT LOOK
LIKE?
I'M TRAINING TO DO A PULL-UP.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, THAT'S NOT
DOING ANYTHING!
>> Rigby: IF IT'S NOT DOING
ANYTHING, THEN HOW COME I'M
ALREADY BREAKING A SWEAT?
>> Mordecai: UM, I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE BECAUSE YOU'RE REALLY OUT
OF SHAPE?
>> Rigby: DOES THIS LOOK LIKE
I'M OUT OF SHAPE?
WHOO-HOO! WHOO!
CARBO-LOADING!!
>> Mordecai: RIGBY, YOU GOT TO
TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY!
>> Rigby: OH, I GOT TO TAKE IT
SERIOUSLY?
IS THIS SERIOUS ENOUGH FOR YOU?
BENSON, I'M READY TO DO MY
PULL-UP NOW.
>> Benson: ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.
>> Rigby: HERE'S HOW WE DO IT IN
GYM CLASS, LOSERS.
>> Benson: WELL?
>> Rigby: I'M TRYING!
>> All:
>> Rigby:
>> Mordecai: COME ON, RIGBY.
JUST GET IT OVER WITH.
>> Rigby:
>> Benson: YOU HAVE UNTIL
FRIDAY.
>> Eileen: HEY, RIGBY.
IS ANYTHING WRONG?
>> Rigby: NO. I'M FINE.
>> Eileen: ARE YOU UPSET 'CAUSE
YOU CAN'T DO A PULL-UP AND YOU
MIGHT GET FIRED?
>> Rigby: WHAT?!
WHO TOLD YOU THAT?
>> Eileen: MUSCLE MAN WAS IN
HERE EARLIER.
HE WAS SELLING TICKETS TO WATCH
YOU FAIL.
>> Rigby:
MAYBE HE'S RIGHT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GONNA LOSE
MY JOB OVER A STUPID PULL-UP.
>> Eileen: YOU KNOW, MAYBE I CAN
HELP YOU.
I WAS ON THE PEP SQUAD IN HIGH
SCHOOL.
>> Rigby: THANKS,
EILEEN, BUT I'M GONNA NEED A LOT
MORE THAN PEP TO DO A PULL-UP.
>> Eileen: TRAINING STARTS AFTER
MY SHIFT.
ALL RIGHT! GIVE IT A TRY!
>> Rigby:
UGH, THIS IS TOO HARD.
>> Eileen: I THINK I SEE THE
PROBLEM.
YOU'RE NOT VISUALIZING YOUR OWN
SUCCESS.
>> Rigby: HUH?
>> Eileen: YOU NEED TO SEE IT.
CLOSE YOUR EYES.
NOW VISUALIZE YOURSELF DOING A
PULL-UP.
>> Rigby: I CAN'T.
>> Eileen: COME ON, YOU'RE NOT
TRYING!
CLOSE YOUR EYES AND REALLY
CONCENTRATE.
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
>> Rigby: A GRILLED CHEESE
SANDWICH.
>> Eileen: OKAY, OKAY.
PICTURE THAT SANDWICH.
NOW PICTURE YOUR GOAL -- DOING
THAT ONE PULL-UP.
CAN YOU SEE IT?
>> Muscle Man: WHOMP-WHOMP! UGH!
NOT COOL, BRO.
>> Eileen: ONE PULL-UP.
CAN YOU SEE IT?
>> Rigby: LOOK, I'M ALMOST --
MAN, I ALMOST HAD IT!
>> Eileen: WE'LL GET THERE.
>> Rigby:
>> Eileen: COME ON, RIGBY.
WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF TIME!
YOU CAN DO THIS!
>> Rigby: I CAN DO THIS!
>> Eileen:
ONE PULL-UP! ONE PULL-UP!
>> Rigby: ONE PULL-UP!
THIS IS HOPELESS!
I'M NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO DO
THIS!
>> Eileen: RIGBY! RIGBY, WAIT!
I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT.
>> Rigby: THIS IS SO LAME.
LAME GOVERNMENT FITNESS TEST.
LAME ARMS.
WHY'S IT GOT TO BE SO HARD?!
>> FEELING
WEAK?
LOOKING PATHETIC?
IF YOU'RE WATCHING TELEVISION,
YOU PROBABLY ARE!
LUCKILY, THIS TV COMMERCIAL CAN
SAVE YOU!
IF YOU WANT MUSCLE FAST, BUT
HATE WORKING OUT, THEN YOU NEED
THE RUSSIAN!
>> Rigby: YEAH, I DO.
>> THE RUSSIAN USES
ELECTROTHERAPY TO SHOCK YOUR
MUSCLES INTO GROWING.
WITH NO EFFORT FROM YOU!
JUST SWITCH IT ON, AND YOU'LL
BE STRONGER IN NO TIME!
>> THANK YOU, THE RUSSIAN!
>> Rigby: AW, YEAH!
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I NEED!
"DO NOT OPERATE THE RUSSIAN FOR
MORE THAN 10 MINUTES A DAY."
PFFT!
WELL, I WANT TO GET EXTRA
BUFF, SO I'LL LEAVE IT ON FOR
11.
THOSE JERKS BETTER BUY THEIR
TICKETS FOR THE GUN SHOW
TOMORROW!
THANKS, THE RUSSIAN!
>> Benson: WHERE THE HECK IS
RIGBY?
WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF TIME!
>> Pops: MAYBE HIS NERVES GOT
THE BETTER OF HIM.
>> Mordecai: NO, HE'LL BE HERE.
>> Muscle Man: HE BETTER.
'CAUSE I GOT A LOT OF PEOPLE
HERE WHO PAID GOOD MONEY TO
WATCH HIM TRY.
LET ME REMIND YOU -- THERE ARE
NO REFUNDS IN THE EVENT OF A
NO-SHOW.
>> Eileen: THIS IS REALLY WEIRD.
RIGBY TRAINED REALLY HARD FOR
THIS.
HE WOULDN'T JUST BLOW IT OFF.
I'LL GO CHECK ON HIM.
RIGBY? OH, THERE YOU ARE.
YOU GOT TO --
>> Rigby:
IT WORKED!
>> Eileen: WHAT DID YOU DO?!
>> Rigby: I USED THE RUSSIAN TO
GET TOTALLY RIPPED!
THIS IS AWESOME!
NOW TO GO BUST OUT MY PULL-UP!
HUH?
MY MUSCLES ARE TOO HEAVY!
I CAN'T STAND UP!
>> Eileen: OH, RIGBY, THERE ARE
NO SHORTCUTS TO PHYSICAL
FITNESS.
>> Rigby: OH, NO, I'M GONNA LOSE
MY JOB!
NO, NO, NO, NO!
>> Eileen: COME ON, YOU CAN
STILL MAKE IT.
>> Rigby: AW, IT'S HOPELESS!
>> Eileen: NO, IT'S NOT!
THERE'S STILL TIME!
DO WHAT I SAY! CLOSE YOUR EYES!
NOW PICTURE THAT PULL-UP BAR!
DO YOU SEE IT?
>> Rigby: I SEE IT!
I SEE THE PULL-UP BAR!
>> Eileen: THEN GO DO IT!!
>> Rigby:
>> Eileen: YOU'RE DOING IT!
JUST USE YOUR ARMS!
KEEP GOING! THAT'S IT!
>> Benson: PFFT, HE'S LATE!
WHAT IS THAT?
>> Mordecai: IT'S RIGBY!
>> Rigby:
>> Benson: YOU'VE ONLY GOT 30
SECONDS LEFT!
>> Rigby:
YES!!
AAH!
>> Eileen: RIGBY!
>> Rigby:
>> Eileen: RIGBY, YOU HAVE 15
SECONDS TO GET UP HERE AND DO A
PULL-UP!
>> Rigby: 15 SECONDS?!
WHOA.
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
YEAH!
>> Benson: TIME!
YOU DID IT, RIGBY!
YOU CAN STAY AT THE PARK!
>> Eileen: RIGBY!
RIGBY, YOU WERE WONDERFUL!
>> Rigby: THANKS, EILEEN.
I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT
YOU.
I'D HUG YOU, BUT I SHOULD
PROBABLY WAIT TILL THESE MUSCLES
GO AWAY.
I DON'T WANT TO BREAK YOUR
SPINE.
>> Eileen: I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES.
TOTALLY WORTH IT.