>> Benson: ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE,
QUIET DOWN.
WE ALL GOT TO SETUP FOR A BAND
THAT'S PLAYING AT THE PARK
TONIGHT.
[ ALL TALKING ]
>> Mordecai: WHAT BAND, BENSON?
>> Benson: IT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
>> Mordecai: WHAT'S THE MATTER?
WE ONLY WANT TO KNOW WHAT BAND.
>> Benson: HAIR TO THE THRONE.
[ ALL GASP ]
>> Both: HAIR TO THE THRONE?!
>> Rigby: ONE OF THE GREATEST
LIVING BANDS TO EVER LIVE IS
COMING TO THE PARK?!
>> Muscle Man: THIS IS HUGE.
HAIR TO THE THRONE GOT ME
THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL.
[ ALL TALKING ]
>> Mordecai: YOU GOT TO TELL US
EVERYTHING!
>> Rigby: YEAH!
DO WE GET TO MEET THEM?
>> Muscle Man: HOW ABOUT
BACKSTAGE PASSES?
>> Mordecai: ARE THEY GONNA PLAY
THE SWEET DRUM SOLO OFF THEIR
FIRST ALBUM?
>> Rigby: THE MOST EPIC DRUM
SOLO IN HISTORY.
>> Mordecai: YOU'VE HEARD IT,
RIGHT?
>> Rigby: I GUESS YOU'RE KIND OF
OUT OF TOUCH, HUH?
>> Mordecai: DON'T WORRY.
YOU CAN TOTALLY BORROW MY --
>> Benson: OH, I'VE HEARD IT
BECAUSE IT WAS ME!
I PERFORMED THAT DRUM SOLO!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Mordecai: GET REAL, BENSON.
>> Rigby: YEAH, WE KNOW YOU USED
TO BE IN A BAND OR WHATEVER, BUT
THERE'S NO WAY YOU PLAYED THAT
SOLO.
>> Benson: OH, JUST BECAUSE I'M
SOME LAME, OLD PARK MANAGER, I
CAN'T DO IT?
>> Mordecai: [ SCOFFS ] YEAH.
THAT SOLO FEATURES 150 PIECES OF
PERCUSSION.
>> Skips: IT'S TOO ADVANCED FOR
ANYONE TO PLAY.
>> Benson: IT IS NOT!
>> Rigby: IT'S DANGEROUS FOR A
PERSON TO PLAY.
I HEARD SOME GUY IN DENMARK
TRIED, AND HIS SKELETON CAUGHT
ON FIRE.
>> Benson: HOW ABOUT I PLAY THE
SOLO THEN?
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
>> Benson: THAT'S RIGHT.
IF YOU WANT TO HEAR SOME REAL
DRUMMING AND NOT SOME ARTIFICIAL
GARBAGE, I'LL BE PERFORMING THE
LEGENDARY SOLO RIGHT BEFORE THE
CONCERT.
[ SCREAMING ]
>> Rigby: OH, LOOK, THEY'RE
HERE!
>> Benson: UGH!
[ SCREAMING CONTINUES ]
>> Muscle Man: OUT OF THE WAY,
LOSERS.
>> YOU MUST BE THE PARK WORKERS.
>> Rigby: YEAH, DUDE.
>> Mordecai: OF COURSE, WE KNOW
YOU GUYS.
GUNNAR VON STRAUSS, LEAD GUITAR.
OGGY OGOSTROM, LEAD VOCALS.
THE BASS PLAYER.
>> Rigby: BUT WHERE'S THE --
[ GASPS ]
NO WAY!
THE DRUMOTRON VI!
>> All: OOH!
[ DRUMMING ]
>> Skips: THAT WAS THE MOST
REALISTIC DRUM FILL I'VE EVER
HEARD.
>> Benson: THAT FILL WAS A JOKE.
TELL THEM, OGGY.
TELL THEM THE DRUMOTRON IS
RIPPING OFF MY SOLO.
>> [ SIGHS ]
YOU NEVER PLAYED THAT DRUM SOLO,
BENSON.
>> THE DRUMOTRON VI PLAYED THAT
SOLO -- ALWAYS HAS, ALWAYS WILL.
>> ANYWAY, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO
PLAY.
>> Benson: YEAH?
WELL, I'M GONNA PLAY IT BEFORE
THE CONCERT.
I'M GONNA SHOW THE WORLD THE
TRUTH.
>> All: OOH!
>> OI, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR
HAIR, BENSON?
>> Benson: IT'S HEREDITARY!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
YEAH, LOOK AT THIS CHROME DOME.
>> Benson: CHROME DOME?
>> CHROME DOME? CHROME DOME?
CHROME DOME? CHROME DOME?
>> IMPRESSIVE.
>> Mordecai: COOL.
>> NOW, WE HAVE A SURPRISE FOR
YOU LOT.
WE'RE MAKING YOU OUR HONORARY
ROADIES.
>> Rigby: YEAH!
THIS IS THE BEST!
>> Benson: [ GROANS ]
>> BENSON?
>> Benson: [ GRUNTS ]
I'M NOT YOUR ROADIE!
MORDECAI AND RIGBY, COME ON.
YOU'RE HELPING ME GET THE REST
OF MY KIT.
>> Both: AW, WHAT?
BUT HONORARY ROADIES.
>> Benson: I'M STILL YOUR BOSS.
I'M NOT ASKING. I'M TELLING.
NOW, COME ON!
[ BOTH GROAN ]
>> YOU'RE MAKING A HUGE MISTAKE,
BENSON.
YOU'RE ONLY GONNA EMBARRASS
YOURSELF!
>> Benson: WELL, THERE IT IS --
THE 150-PIECE KIT I USED TO PLAY
THAT SOLO.
ARE YOU CLOWNS EVEN LISTENING TO
ME?
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
OH, COME ON.
IT CAN'T BE THAT INTERESTING.
>> Rigby: BUT IT'S HOLOGRAPHIC.
>> Mordecai: BESIDES, HAVING A
BUNCH OF DRUMS DOESN'T MEAN YOU
DID THE SOLO.
>> Benson: JUST TRY AND FOCUS.
WE ONLY HAVE A FEW HOURS, AND I
REALLY NEED YOUR HELP.
[ BOTH GROAN ]
[ DRUMMING ]
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Both: WH-O-O-O-OA!
>> Benson: HURRY UP!
WE'VE GOT A DOZEN MORE OF THESE
TO HAUL, EACH ONE HEAVIER THAN
THE LAST.
>> Mordecai: UH, WE SHOULD
PROBABLY GET GOING, BENSON.
>> Benson: WHAT?!
>> Rigby: YOU SEEM TO HAVE THIS
COVERED.
>> Mordecai: YEAH. SEE YA.
>> Benson: HEY, GET BACK HERE!
COME BACK AND HELP ME, OR YOU'RE
FIRED!
I CAN'T...DO THIS ALONE.
[ SIGHS ]
>> OH, GOOD. YOU GUYS ARE BACK.
HERE TO HELP OUT?
>> Mordecai: YEAH, WE ARE.
>> THE SHOW'S ABOUT READY TO
START.
WE JUST NEED A HAND WITH ONE
THING.
>> Mordecai: SURE, DUDE.
ANYTHING.
[ ALL CHUCKLE ]
>> Rigby: WHAT'S SO FUNNY?
[ BOTH CHUCKLE NERVOUSLY ]
>> Benson: ALL RIGHT.
JUST A FEW MORE TRIPS AND MY KIT
WILL BE BACK TO ITS FORMER
GLORY, AND THEN I'LL SHOW THEM
WHO CAN PLAY THAT DRUM SOLO.
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER, REVS ]
>> Mordecai: SO, WHY DO YOU GUYS
WANT A RIDE HERE?
>> NO REASON.
[ ALL CHUCKLE ]
>> Benson: [ IMITATES DRUMMING ]
YEAH!
I'LL SHOW THEM.
[ GASPS ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Rigby: STOP!
>> Mordecai: YOU GUYS ARE
SUPPOSED TO BE COOL!
>> WE ARE COOL.
THAT'S WHY WE DESTROYED THAT
LOSER'S DRUM KIT.
>> All: OOH!
>> Mordecai: NO WAY.
I DON'T CARE HOW GOOD YOUR FIRST
ALBUM WAS.
YOU'RE JUST A BUNCH OF JERKS.
>> FINE.
IF THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL, WE'RE
OFFICIALLY STRIPPING YOU OF YOUR
UNOFFICIAL ROADIES STATUS.
>> Mordecai: [ GRUNTS ]
>> Both: FINE!
>> DON'T BOTHER SHOWING UP TO
THE CONCERT.
HAIR TO THE THRONE, OUT.
[ ENGINE REVS ]
>> Mordecai: [ SIGHS ]
BENSON, ARE YOU OKAY?
>> Rigby: CAN YOU STILL PERFORM
THE SOLO?
>> Benson: OF COURSE I CAN.
BUT WHAT DOES IT MATTER IF MY
KIT'S BUSTED?
NO ONE CARES IF I PLAY THIS
THING ANYWAY.
>> Mordecai: WE CARE.
WHAT IF WE HELP YOU FIX IT?
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> ARE WE HAVING A GOOD TIME,
PARK?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
AND NOW, PLAYING THE MOST
IMPOSSIBLE DRUM SOLO IN THE
WORLD...
>> All: FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO,
ONE!
>> ...THE DRUMOTRON VI!
[ ALL GASP ]
>> HEY, WHO'S THAT?
>> BENSON?!
>> Benson: [ Echoing ] YEARS
AGO, SOMETHING WAS TAKEN FROM
ME.
AND NOW I STAND BEFORE YOU TO
RECLAIM IT.
MY NAME IS BENSON!
AND I CAN PLAY THIS SOLO!
>> WHAT THE...?
[ BUZZER ]
>> WHOA.
>> NO!
IF ANYONE FINDS OUT THAT HE CAN
PLAY THIS DRUM SOLO, WE'RE
RUINED!
[ DRUM SOLO ]
>> STOP HIM!
>> Skips: HE'S REALLY DOING IT.
[ DRUMMING CONTINUES ]
>> [ GRUNTS ]
[ ALL GASP ]
[ DRUMMING CONTINUES ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> All: BENSON! BENSON! BENSON!
[ WHIRRING ]
[ BUZZER ]
>> Mordecai: WHAT THE...?
[ DRUMMING CONTINUES ]
>> Mordecai: BENSON, WATCH OUT!
[ DRUMMING CONTINUES ]
>> NOT THE MIDI CONTROLLER!
[ ELECTRONIC DRUMMING ]
[ CHEERING ]
[ DRUMMING CONTINUES ]
>> All: BENSON! BENSON!
>> Benson: CLEAR THE WAY!
>> All: BENSON! BENSON! BENSON!
[ GONG CRASHES ]
>> Both: THE GONG!
>> BUT THAT CAN ONLY MEAN...
>> 360-DEGREE ASCENDING SKY
CAGE?!
[ ALL SCREAM ]
NO WORRIES, MATE.
THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN FIT A
GAMELAN ON...
[ XYLOPHONE PLAYS ]
[ ALL SCREAM ]
>> All: YEAH, BENSON!
>> Rigby: PAST THE POINT OF NO
RETURN.
>> All: BENSON! BENSON!
>> Benson: ALL RIGHT, IT'S TIME
TO FINISH THIS.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Benson: [ SCREAMS ]
MY...SKELETON!
[ SCREAMS ]
[ GONG SOUNDS ]
>> All: BENSON! BENSON! BENSON!
BENSON! BENSON! BENSON!
>> Mordecai: THAT WAS AMAZING!
>> Rigby: YOU DID IT, MAN!
YOU REALLY DID IT!
>> Mordecai: WE'RE SORRY FOR
DOUBTING YOU.
>> Skips: ALL OF US.
>> Benson: I TOLD YOU.
>> BENSON, WE'RE SORRY, MATE.
IT WAS PRETTY UNCOOL OF US TO
THROW YOU OUT OF THE BAND AND
LIE ABOUT YOU.
WE KNOW THAT NOW.
YOU'RE THE HEART AND SOUL OF THE
BAND, BENSON.
PLEASE, COME BACK.
>> Benson: NO, OGGY.
I DON'T NEED ROCK 'N' ROLL'S
ENDLESS PARTY 'CAUSE THE PARK IS
MY ROCK, AND MANAGING IT IS MY
ROLE.
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'VE
GOT TO GET BACK TO WORK.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, WHAT THE
HECK, MAN?
>> Rigby: I KNOW, RIGHT?
WORKING AT THE PARK BLOWS.
>> Benson: I GUESS WE'LL NEVER
UNDERSTAND THAT GUY.
>> Muscle Man: NOT TOO MUCH OFF
THE TOP, TONY.
EVERYTHING'S GOT TO BE PERFECT.
TONIGHT'S MY ONE-YEAR
ANNIVERSARY WITH STARLA.
>> WHERE YOU GUYS HEADED?
>> Muscle Man: A BUNCH OF US ARE
GONNA GET OUR SKATE ON AT THE
ROLLER RINK.
THAT'S WHY I'M GETTING MY HAIR
CUT AND EVERYTHING.
[ RAZOR BUZZES ]
>> SOUNDS LIKE A BIG DEAL.
>> Muscle Man: YEAH, BUT I'VE
GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT, THOUGH.
I PRE-REQUESTED THE DEEJAY TO
PLAY OUR SONG AT THE END OF THE
NIGHT.
>> OH, BOY, SHE'S GONNA LOVE
THAT.
[ HAIR DRYER BLOWS ]
>> Muscle Man: YEAH, I KNOW.
[ HAIR DRYER STOPS ]
>> ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE ALL DONE.
>> Muscle Man: THANKS, TONY.
>> DON'T MENTION IT.
YOU LOOK GREAT, KID.
>> Muscle Man: [ GASPS ]
>> Hi Five Ghost: MUSCLE MAN,
WHAT'S THE MATTER?!
>> Muscle Man: WHAT DO YOU
THINK'S THE MATTER?
I'M BALD!
>> Hi Five Ghost: WHOA!
>> Muscle Man: I CAN'T LET
STARLA SEE ME LIKE THIS!
>> Hi Five Ghost: IT'S NOT THAT
BAD.
>> Muscle Man: YES, IT IS!
IF SHE SEES ME BALD, SHE'S GONNA
DUMP ME!
I JUST HAVE TO FIGURE OUT A WAY
TO KEEP STARLA FROM FINDING OUT
THAT I'M BALD.
[ SCRIBBLING ]
>> Benson: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
>> Muscle Man: WHAT?
>> Benson: IT'S NOT PARTY TIME.
IT'S WORK TIME.
GET RID OF THE HAT.
>> Muscle Man: AW, COME ON,
BENSON!
>> Benson: YOU KNOW THE RULES.
NO OVERSIZED NOVELTY HATS ON
WORK TIME.
>> Muscle Man: FINE!
>> Benson: WHOA.
>> Muscle Man: IS IT THAT
NOTICEABLE?
>> Benson: YES.
BUT DON'T WORRY.
LOTS OF GUYS ARE BALD AND
THEY'RE REALLY COOL.
I MEAN, LOOK AT ME!
>> Muscle Man: COME ON, BENSON,
JUST GIVE ME BACK THE HAT!
>> Benson: SORRY, MUSCLE MAN,
BUT YOU KNOW THE RULES.
>> Muscle Man: UGH!
>> Benson: PUNCHING THE WALL
ISN'T GONNA GROW IT BACK!
I ALREADY TRIED.
[ SAW BUZZES ]
>> Skips: YOU'RE NOT FOOLING
ANYONE.
>> Muscle Man: WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
>> Skips: YOUR COMB-OVER.
>> Muscle Man: AW, MAN!
HOW COULD YOU TELL?
WHOA.
>> Skips: IT'S ALL RIGHT.
YOU GET USED TO IT.
>> Muscle Man: REALLY?
>> Skips: YEAH, IN ABOUT 400
YEARS.
>> Muscle Man: [ SQUEALING ]
[ CAN JINGLES ]
>> Mordecai: HEY, MUSCLE MAN.
YOU READY TO GET YOUR SKATE ON
TONIGHT?
>> Muscle Man: YOU KNOW IT, BRO!
I'M GONNA SHOW ALL YOU FOOLS HOW
IT'S DONE!
>> Rigby: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR
HAIR, DUDE?
>> Muscle Man: WHAT?
MAN! THIS STUFF WAS EXPENSIVE!
>> Rigby: WHOA.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE BALD.
>> Muscle Man: [ SQUEALING ]
>> Mordecai: UH, SEE YOU
TONIGHT, MUSCLE MAN.
>> Muscle Man: I GUESS I'M GONNA
HAVE TO TELL STARLA THE TRUTH.
>> MITCH, WHERE ARE YOU?
>> Muscle Man: HAPPY ONE-YEAR
ANNIVERSARY, BABY.
>> OH, MITCH!
THANK YOU.
>> Muscle Man: STARLA, I HAVE TO
TELL YOU SOMETHING.
I'M...BALD.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Muscle Man: WHY ARE YOU
LAUGHING, BABE?
>> HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY THINK
I'D LOVE A BALD MAN?
[ ALL LAUGHING ]
>> Muscle Man: WHO'S THAT, BABE?
>> HE'S MY NEW BOYFRIEND.
HE'S NOT BALD.
>> Muscle Man: NO!
>> POLICE!
ARREST MY EX. HE'S BALD!
>> Muscle Man: WHAT?
NO, BABE!
NOOOOOOOOOO!
UGH!
>> Hi Five Ghost: HEY, THAT'S MY
MIRROR!
>> Muscle Man: WHAT AM I GONNA
DO, FIVES?!
>> Hi Five Ghost: GEEZ, RELAX!
STARLA'S NOT GONNA CARE, MAN.
>> Muscle Man: ARE YOU KIDDING?!
THE ONLY THINGS I HAVE GOING FOR
ME ARE MY FLOWING MANE AND MY
RIPPLING MUSCLES.
>> Hi Five Ghost: WELL, AT LEAST
YOU STILL GOT YOUR MUSCLES.
>> Muscle Man: YEAH, I GUESS
THAT'S TRUE.
MAN, YOU REMEMBER LAST SUMMER AT
THE WATER PARK?
I HAD TO STOP FLEXING 'CAUSE
STARLA COULDN'T KEEP HER HANDS
OFF ME.
WHOA, WHOA, I JUST THOUGHT OF
SOMETHING.
>> Hi Five Ghost: WHAT?
>> Muscle Man: IF I KEEP FLEXING
THESE BABIES, THEN MAYBE STARLA
WON'T NOTICE I'M BALD!
>> Hi Five Ghost: OH, YEAH, THAT
COULD WORK.
>> Muscle Man: DUDE!
>> Both: FLEX THE PECS! HOO!
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING ]
>> Mordecai: [ LAUGHS ]
DID YOU SEE THAT?
I BET I COULD DO THAT.
>> Margaret: YEAH, IN YOUR
DREAMS.
>> Eileen: COME ON, RIGBY.
IT'LL BE FUN!
>> Rigby: [ WHIMPERS ]
>> HEY, FIVES, HAVE YOU SEEN
MITCH?
>> Hi Five Ghost: HE SHOULD BE
HERE BY NOW.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, WHY DOES
MUSCLE MAN KEEP FLEXING HIS PECS
LIKE THAT?
>> Margaret: I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S GROSS, BUT ODDLY HYPNOTIC.
>> Muscle Man: HAPPY
ANNIVERSARY, BABY.
>> OH, MITCH, YOU'RE SUCH A
CHARMER.
[ LAUGHS ]
MITCH, WILL YOU LIFT ME?
>> Muscle Man: UH, SURE, BABE.
>> [ LAUGHS ] MITCH.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Muscle Man: [ LAUGHS ]
STARLA.
>> HEY, BABE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
>> Muscle Man: YEAH, WHY
WOULDN'T I BE ALL RIGHT?
>> WELL, YOU LOOK A LITTLE
TIRED.
>> Muscle Man: WHAT?
NO, I DON'T. I LOOK NORMAL.
SEE?
HANG ON.
>> HEY, WHERE YOU GOING?
>> Muscle Man: I GOT TO USE IT!
[ GROANING ]
MY PECS ARE KILLING ME.
BUT IT'S ONLY A LITTLE LONGER
TILL THEY PLAY OUR SONG.
I JUST HAVE TO MAKE IT THROUGH
THAT SONG!
[ STRAINING ]
[ SIGHS ]
[ STRAINING ] COME ON!
[ GROANING ] COME ON!
DO IT FOR HER!
STARLA!
>> Hi Five Ghost: YEAH, I LIKED
THEIR FIRST ALBUM.
>> FIVES, COULD YOU CHECK ON
MITCH?
HE'S BEEN IN THE BATHROOM FOR A
WHILE.
>> Hi Five Ghost: SURE.
WHOA.
>> Muscle Man: WHO IS THAT?!
GET OUT OF HERE!
>> Hi Five Ghost: MUSCLE MAN?
>> Muscle Man: FIVES?
IS THAT YOU?
>> Hi Five Ghost: ARE YOU OKAY?
>> Muscle Man: DON'T COME IN
HERE, BRO!
>> Hi Five Ghost: [ GASPS ]
DUDE, WHAT HAPPENED?
>> Muscle Man: I WAS TRYING TO
KEEP FLEXING, SO I STARTED
PUNCHING AND SLAPPING THEM AND
STUFF, AND NOW THEY'RE GOING
CRAZY!
THEY WON'T STOP!
>> Hi Five Ghost: WELL, DUDE,
STARLA'S LOOKING FOR YOU!
>> Muscle Man: I CAN'T GO BACK
OUT THERE, FIVES!
>> ALL RIGHT, BOYS AND GIRLS,
IT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE TO GRAB
THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE BECAUSE
IT'S THE LAST SONG OF THE NIGHT!
>> Muscle Man: OH, NO!
THAT'S THE SONG I REQUESTED!
>> Hi Five Ghost: IF YOU DON'T
GET OUT THERE AND SKATE WITH
STARLA, IT'LL RUIN YOUR WHOLE
ANNIVERSARY!
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]
>> MITCH!
YOU REMEMBERED OUR SONG.
>> Muscle Man: HOW COULD I EVER
FORGET?
YOU'RE THE BEST THING THAT EVER
SKATED INTO MY LIFE.
>> HEY, WHERE YOU GOING, LADIES?
>> THEY JUST DITCHED US FOR THAT
LOSER!
>> Muscle Man: HUH?
[ WOMEN SCREAMING ]
>> HUH?
>> Muscle Man: GET OFF OF ME!
[ GROANS ]
>> AAAH!
GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY MAN!
>> LET'S GET OUR CHICKS BACK!
>> Muscle Man: [ GROANS ]
>> IF YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE OUR
GIRLFRIENDS, YOU GOT ANOTHER
THING COMING!
>> Muscle Man: [ GROANS ]
I DIDN'T TAKE YOUR GIRLS!
OOF!
>> HOLD HIM STILL.
>> Muscle Man: LET GO, BRO!
>> LET'S SEE HOW STRONG THOSE
MUSCLES REALLY ARE!
AAAAAAAH!
>> AAAH!
AAAAAAAAAH!
OH, MAN! YOU BURNED MY FACE!
>> AAH! I LOVE YOU!
>> GET OFF OF HIM!
>> All: MUSCLE MAN!
>> MITCH, WHY DO YOU KEEP
FLEXING YOUR PECS?
>> Muscle Man: I...
DON'T...KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT!
>> YOU'RE BEING WEIRD!
>> Muscle Man: NO!
YOU'RE BEING WEIRD!
[ GRUNTS ]
>> OH, WHATEVER!
THAT'S JUST WHAT YOU SAY WHEN
YOU'RE BEING WEIRD!
>> Muscle Man: I'M NOT BEING
WEIRD!
HEY, WATCH THE HAIR!
>> MITCH, DON'T YOU LIE TO ME!
ARE YOU FLEXING YOUR PECS
BECAUSE YOU WANT THE OTHER GIRLS
TO NOTICE YOU?
>> Muscle Man: NO WAY, BABE!
>> AAH!
>> ARE YOU TRYING TO BREAK UP
WITH ME?
>> Muscle Man: NO!
>> YOU ARE, AREN'T YOU?!
>> Muscle Man: NO, I'M NOT!
>> YES, YOU ARE!
YOU'RE TRYING TO BREAK UP WITH
ME-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E!
>> Muscle Man: BABY, NO!
YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I LOVE!
>> YOU'RE LYING!
>> Muscle Man: NO, I'M NOT!
I CAN'T STOP FLEXING MY PECS,
OKAY?!
>> WHAT? WHY NOT?
>> Muscle Man: I CAN'T STOP
FLEXING MY PECS BECAUSE...
>> BECAUSE WHAT, MITCH?
>> Muscle Man: BECAUSE...I-I...
>> IF YOU DON'T TELL ME RIGHT
NOW, I'M GONNA WALK RIGHT OUT
THAT DOOR.
>> Muscle Man: I CAN'T STOP
FLEXING BECAUSE...
I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT
I'M BALD!
[ RECORD SCREECHES ]
>> YOU MAKE ME SICK, BALDY.
SICK!
[ WOMEN GROANING ]
>> GROSS!
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S BALD.
>> Muscle Man: YOU HATE ME NOW,
DON'T YOU?
>> AW, MITCH.
I DON'T CARE THAT YOU HAVE A
BALD SPOT.
IT HAPPENS TO A LOT OF GUYS.
>> Muscle Man: SO?
I STILL LOOK LIKE AN ANIMAL.
A DISGUSTING,
MIDDLE-AGED-LOOKING ANIMAL.
>> IT'S OKAY, MITCH.
IT'S WHAT'S INSIDE THIS
DISGUSTING, MIDDLE-AGED-LOOKING
ANIMAL THAT COUNTS.
[ GIGGLES ]
>> Muscle Man: WHAT?
>> THERE'S STUBBLE ON YOUR HEAD.
YOU'RE NOT GOING BALD.
YOU JUST GOT A BAD HAIRCUT.
>> Muscle Man: THAT'S WHY I LOVE
YOU, BABY.
[ BOTH MOANING ]
>> Mordecai: UH, SO I GUESS
WE'LL JUST CATCH YOU GUYS LATER
OR SOMETHING?
[ MOANING CONTINUES ]