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>> Benson: ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE.

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AS YOU KNOW, TODAY IS THE ANNUAL

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PIE CONTEST.

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AND -- SURPRISE, SURPRISE --

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WE'RE GONNA DO IT THE SAME AS

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LAST YEAR.

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SKIPS, YOU'RE ON PODIUM DUTY.

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MUSCLE MAN AND HI FIVE GHOST,

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YOU GUYS GO SET UP THE BOOTHS.

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>> Muscle Man: YEAH!

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LATER, GRANDMAS!

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>> Benson: POPS, YOU'RE IN

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CHARGE OF DECORATIONS.

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>> Pops: OH, REST ASSURED, IT

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WILL BE A DELIGHT TO THE SENSES.

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>> Benson: I'LL BE IN CHARGE OF

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JUDGING THE PIE CONTEST.

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MORDECAI AND RIGBY, JUST GO PICK

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UP GARBAGE OR SOMETHING.

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>> Mordecai: OHH!

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>> Rigby: WHAT?

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>> Mordecai: WHY DO WE ALWAYS

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GET THE LAME JOBS?

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>> Rigby: YEAH, WHY CAN'T WE

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JUDGE THE PIES?

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>> Benson: YEAH, RIGHT.

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YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT TAKES.

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>> Rigby: UH, I'M GONNA GUESS

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EATING A BUNCH OF PIES.

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>> Benson: NO, IT'S NOT JUST

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EATING A BUNCH OF PIES!

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TRUST ME ON THIS.

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YOU'RE NOT READY.

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>> Rigby: COME ON.

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HOW HARD COULD IT BE?

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I EAT PIES ALL THE TIME.

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>> Benson: AAH!

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THIS ISN'T A GAME, RIGBY.

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, JUST GIVE US

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A CHANCE.

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YOU ALWAYS GIVE US JOBS WE HATE.

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IF YOU GAVE US A JOB WE LIKED

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FOR ONCE, WE MIGHT ACTUALLY BE

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GOOD AT IT.

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>> Benson: I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR

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THIS.

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GO PICK UP SOME TRASH, OR YOU'RE

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FIRED.

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>> Mordecai: WAIT!

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>> Both: LET US BE JUDGES!

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>> Benson: AAH!

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YOU ARE ACTUALLY WILLING TO PUT

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YOURSELVES IN PHYSICAL DANGER

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JUST SO YOU COULD JUDGE PIES?!

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>> Mordecai:

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UH-HUH.

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>> Benson: OKAY, FINE.

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BUT I WARNED YOU.

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IF YOU COME TO ME WANTING TO

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QUIT, YOU'RE FIRED!

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>> Rigby: HEY, POPS.

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WHAT KIND OF PIE DID YOU MAKE?

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>> Pops: THIS IS MY CHERRY TART!

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PUT OUT YOUR HAND!

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PUT OUT YOUR HAND!

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>> Mordecai: THIS IS GREAT,

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POPS.

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>> Pops:

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I'M SO GLAD TO KNOW IT WILL BE

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YOU TWO WHO WILL HONOR ME WITH

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MY 10th BLUE RIBBON.

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>> Rigby: HANG ON, POPS.

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NOT SO FAST.

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THERE IS A CHANCE SOMEONE ELSE'S

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PIE WILL WIN.

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>> Mordecai: YEAH, WE CAN'T MAKE

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ANY PROMISES.

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>> Pops: OH.

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I UNDERSTAND.

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THEN I GUESS BLUE RIBBON NUMBER

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10 WILL JUST HAVE TO WAIT.

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>> Rigby: SO, WHAT DO WE HAVE

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HERE?

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>> IT'S A RHUBARB TARTLET.

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>> Muscle Man: AND YOU'RE GONNA

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LOVE IT!

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STARLA PUT HER HEART AND SOUL

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INTO THIS PIE, DIDN'T YOU, BABY?

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OKAY, JUDGES.

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JUDGE THIS!

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>> Both:

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>> Muscle Man: NOW GIVE HER THE

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BLUE RIBBON, LADIES.

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>> Mordecai: UM, WE CAN'T JUST

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GIVE STARLA THE BLUE RIBBON.

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>> Muscle Man: IF STARLA'S

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RHUBARB PIE DOESN'T WIN, THE

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NEXT PIE YOU TASTE WILL BE

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THROUGH A TUBE 'CAUSE YOU'LL BE

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IN A HOSPITAL BED HOOKED UP TO

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LIFE SUPPORT!

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>> OH, MITCH!

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>> Mordecai: MAN, THAT WAS

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HORRIBLE!

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JUDGING'S A LOT HARDER THAN IT

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LOOKS.

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>> Rigby: BUT NOT TOO HARD TO

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JUDGE THAT PIE!

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>> Mordecai:

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SICK!

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>> Rigby: I FEEL SORRY FOR THE

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APPLES THAT DIED TO MAKE THIS.

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>> Mordecai: I WONDER WHAT SORT

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OF LOSER COULD HAVE MADE THIS

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LOSER PIE.

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>> Margaret: MORDECAI, RIGBY!

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HEY, GUYS, WAIT UP.

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>> Rigby: OH, DUDE!

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HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO BET THIS IS

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MARGARET'S PIE?

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OHH!

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>> Mordecai: HEY, MARGARET.

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HOW'S IT GOING?

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>> Margaret: READY TO TRY MY

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PIE?

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>> Rigby: HMM! HMM!

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OHH!

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>> Mordecai: HA-HA! YEAH!

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WE'D LOVE TO 'CAUSE WE'RE

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JUDGES!

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>> Both: OOH!

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>> Rigby: OH, DELICIOUS!

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>> Both:

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>> Margaret: SO, WHAT DO YOU

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THINK?

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HERE'S MY SCORECARD.

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I WON'T LOOK RIGHT AWAY IF YOU

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DON'T WANT ME TO.

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>> Mordecai:

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UH, WE FORGOT OUR PENCILS!

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>> Both:

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>> Mordecai:

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DUDE, JUDGING BLOWS!

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I DON'T WANT TO TELL PEOPLE THE

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TRUTH ABOUT THEIR PIES.

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>> Rigby: I KNOW!

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IF WE DON'T PICK STARLA,

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MUSCLE MAN'S GONNA FREAK OUT ON

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US.

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>> Mordecai: I CAN'T TELL

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MARGARET ABOUT HER PIE.

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SHE'LL NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN.

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>> Rigby: AND WHAT ABOUT POPS?

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HE ALMOST CRIED, AND WE ACTUALLY

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LIKED HIS PIE.

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>> Mordecai:

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EVERYONE'S GONNA TOTALLY HATE US

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AFTER THIS.

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>> Benson: WELL, WELL, WELL.

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SOUNDS LIKE PIE JUDGING'S NOT AS

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EASY AS YOU THOUGHT, IS IT?

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>> Rigby: NO, IT'S TOTALLY EASY.

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>> Benson: WHOA, WHOA.

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DON'T GET ALL TESTY.

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>> Mordecai: WHAT'S THAT?

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>> Benson: OH, THIS?

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IT'S A PIECE OF PIE.

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YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST PART

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ABOUT CLEANING IS?

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YOU PRETTY MUCH JUST GET TO EAT

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PIE ALL DAY.

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I DON'T THINK I'VE PICKED UP A

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SINGLE PIECE OF TRASH YET.

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YEAH, JUDGING WAS THE WORST --

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TELLING EVERYBODY WHAT I THINK

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ABOUT THEIR PIES, HURTING THEIR

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FEELINGS, CRUSHING THEIR DREAMS.

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WELL, JUST LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU

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GUYS WANT TO QUIT.

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OH, WAIT. YOU CAN'T.

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BECAUSE IF YOU DO, I GET TO FIRE

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YOU!

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HAPPY JUDGING, FELLAS!

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>> Rigby: AAH!

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I DON'T WANT TO JUDGE THIS

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CONTEST ANYMORE!

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>> I CAN

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JUDGE IT FOR YOU.

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>> Both: WHAT?!

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>> Mordecai: WHO SAID THAT?

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>> I'M IN HERE -- OVER IN THIS

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TRASH CAN.

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HI!

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>> Both: UH!

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>> Mordecai: WHO ARE YOU?

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>> I'M PROMISE PIE.

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>> Rigby: COOL!

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TALKING PIE!

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, DON'T TOUCH

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IT!

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>> WAIT! I CAN HELP YOU.

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>> Mordecai: HOW CAN YOU HELP

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US?

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>> I CAN HELP YOU PICK THE

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WINNER.

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>> Rigby: REALLY?!

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>> OH, YES.

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TRUST ME.

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IT'LL BE AS EASY AS PIE.

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>> Mordecai: YEAH, WE'LL TAKE A

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RAIN CHECK ON THE TALKING-PIE

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ADVICE.

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COME ON, DUDE.

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WE HAVE TO DO THIS OURSELVES.

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THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY TO

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JUDGE THIS COMPETITION WITHOUT

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MAKING EVERYBODY HATE US.

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>> Rigby: HMM.

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>> Mordecai: HMM.

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HMM. HMM.

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>> Rigby:

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DUDE!

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>> Mordecai: WHAT?

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>> Rigby: I KNOW WHAT WE GOT TO

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DO.

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, WHAT IS IT?

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>> Rigby: OH, MAN, IT'S SO

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SIMPLE!

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WE JUST GOT TO GIVE EVERYONE A

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PERFECT SCORE!

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BOOM!

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>> Mordecai: WHAT?

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>> Rigby: YEAH, DUDE!

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IF WE GIVE EVERYONE A 10, THEN

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EVERYONE WINS!

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AND NOBODY HATES US.

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BOOM!

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, THAT'S

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ACTUALLY A REALLY GOOD IDEA.

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>> Rigby: YEAH, MAN.

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EVERYBODY'S GONNA BE PUMPED!

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>> Mordecai: TIME TO FINISH

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JUDGING THIS CONTEST RIGHT.

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>> Rigby: DUDE, WE DID IT!

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WE JUDGED THOSE PIES IN THE

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FACE!

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>> Mordecai: YEAH, WE DID!

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>> Both: PERFECT SCORE!

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PERFECT SCORE! PERFECT SCORE!

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>> Mordecai: BUT SERIOUSLY,

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DUDE, WE'RE NEVER JUDGING AGAIN.

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>> Rigby: YEAH, MAN.

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>> Benson: ALL RIGHT, GUYS.

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LET'S GO.

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IT'S TIME TO PICK A WINNER.

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>> Rigby: OH, NO. IT'S COOL.

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WE GAVE EVERYONE PERFECT SCORES,

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SO IT'S A TIE.

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>> Mordecai: IT'S TOTALLY A TIE.

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>> Benson:

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IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!

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>> Mordecai: WAIT, WHA?

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>> Benson: IN THE EVENT OF A

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TIE, THE JUDGES HAVE TO PICK A

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WINNER LIVE IN FRONT OF ALL THE

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CONTESTANTS.

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>> Both: WHAT?!

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>> Benson: THAT'S RIGHT.

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DOESN'T SEEM SO EASY ANYMORE,

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DOES IT?

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>> Rigby: BENSON, YOU GOT TO

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HELP US!

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>> Benson: NO WAY!

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YOU WANTED TO BE JUDGES.

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YOU GET TO BE JUDGES.

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>> Rigby: WHAT DO WE DO?

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>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW!

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I GOT TO THINK!

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>> Benson: HERE'S AN IDEA -- GET

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OUT THERE AND TELL EVERYBODY THE

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TRUTH.

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>> Rigby: DUDE, WE CAN'T DO

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THAT.

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EVERYONE'S GONNA HATE US!

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>> Mordecai: WELL, WE HAVE TO DO

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SOMETHING.

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IF WE QUIT, BENSON WILL FIRE US!

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>> Rigby:

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DUDE! THE PIE!

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>> Mordecai: NO!

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WE'RE NOT ASKING THAT GUY FOR

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HELP.

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>> Rigby: DO YOU WANT TO TELL

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MARGARET HOW BAD HER PIE WAS?

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>> WELL, WELL, WELL.

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LOOK WHO'S COME CRAWLING BACK!

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>> Mordecai: CAN YOU REALLY HELP

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US?

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>> OF COURSE I CAN!

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JUST SAY THE WORD, AND I'LL MAKE

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PICKING THE WINNER AS EASY AS

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PIE.

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>> Rigby: OKAY, BUT CAN YOU STOP

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TALKING LIKE THAT?

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IT'S MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE.

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>> Mordecai: YEAH, ME TOO.

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>> OH, SURE!

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I CAN USE MY NATURAL VOICE.

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HOW'S THIS?

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>> Rigby: UH, PROBABLY BETTER TO

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GO WITH THE FIRST VOICE.

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>> Mordecai: LOOK, JUST HELP US

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JUDGE THE CONTEST.

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>> NOT A

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PROBLEM!

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HUP!

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I'LL CALL YOU TO COME OUT AS

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SOON AS IT'S DONE.

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OH, AND ONE MORE THING -- NO

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MATTER WHAT YOU HEAR, DON'T COME

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OUT TILL I SAY.

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>> Mordecai: WHAT? WHY?

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>> JUST DON'T

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COME OUT TILL I SAY!

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>> Mordecai: OKAY!

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>> HA-HA!

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>> Both: PHEW!

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>> Mordecai: MAN, PROBLEM

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SOLVED.

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>> Muscle Man: BABE!

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GIVE ME --

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>> Mordecai: PROMISE PIE!

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

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>> I'M NARROWING

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DOWN THE COMPETITION SO IT'LL BE

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EASIER FOR YOU TO JUDGE.

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>> Margaret:

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>> Mordecai: MARGARET!

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NO!

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>> Both:

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>> Margaret:

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>> Benson: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

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I KNEW YOU GUYS WOULDN'T BE ABLE

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TO JUDGE PIE!

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>> Pops: WAS MY PIE SO TERRIBLY

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BAD THAT YOU COULDN'T JUDGE IT?

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>> Rigby: POPS, NO!

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>> Mordecai: POPS, YOUR PIE WAS

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ONE OF THE BEST ONES WE TASTED!

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>> Benson: KEEP JUDGING!

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>> Mordecai: OKAY, UH, I GUESS

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STARLA'S PIE WAS KIND OF OKAY.

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>> Benson: BE HONEST!

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YOU HAVE TO BE BRUTALLY HONEST!

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>> Rigby: ALL RIGHT, FINE!

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STARLA, YOUR PIE WAS GRITTY, AND

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IT TASTED LIKE A SACK OF BUTT

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CHEEKS!

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>> Benson: IT'S WORKING!

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>> Both: OHH!

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>> Mordecai: SKIPS, NEXT TIME

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YOU BAKE, WEAR A HAIR NET, BRO.

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>> Skips: WHOA!

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>> Rigby: DEATH, THIS WAS

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TERRIBLE.

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STICK TO KILLING PEOPLE.

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>> Mordecai: HEY, DUDE WITH THE

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PIE GLASSES, THE ONLY THING MORE

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TASTELESS THAN YOUR GLASSES WAS

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YOUR PIE.

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>> OHH!

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>> Rigby: SCABATHA, YOUR PIE WAS

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SOGGY, AND I FOUND A BANDAGE IN

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IT!

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>> Mordecai: MARGARET, YOUR

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PIE -- OHH!

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YOUR PIE -- IT WAS THE WORST PIE

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I'VE EVER SEEN.

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SOMEHOW, IT WAS BURNED AND RAW.

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IT TASTED LIKE BARF.

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>> Margaret:

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>> Mordecai: SORRY, MARGARET.

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POPS, YOUR PIE WAS THE BEST.

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YOU'RE THE CLEAR WINNER.

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>> Rigby: YEAH, HERE'S YOUR

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RIBBON, MAN.

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>> Pops: GOOD SHOW!

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JOLLY GOOD SHOW!

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>> Mordecai: YEAH!

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WHAT ABOUT ME, FELLAS?

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>> Mordecai: WHAT ABOUT YOU?

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I THINK IT'S TIME TO PUT YOU

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BACK IN THE TRASH.

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>> Benson: MORDECAI! RIGBY!

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>> Mordecai: WHOA!

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BENSON, WE'RE SORRY!

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>> Rigby: YEAH, AT LEAST WE

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DIDN'T GIVE UP, RIGHT?

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>> Benson: UNBELIEVABLE!

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>> Mordecai: HEY, MAN, WE JUDGED

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THAT PIE CONTEST.

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>> Rigby: YOU'RE JUST MAD WE

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DIDN'T QUIT, AND NOW YOU CAN'T

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FIRE US.

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>> Benson: OH, CAN'T I?!

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>> Both: NO, YOU CAN'T.

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>> Benson: YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE

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RIGHT.

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CLEAN UP THIS MESS, OR YOU'RE

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FIRED!

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>> Rigby: YOU THINK THERE'S ANY

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PIE LEFT?