>> Muscle Man: MAN, I CAN'T WAIT
TO GET TO THE PARTY.
IT'S GONNA BE ALL, LIKE, "WHAT'S
UP, MR. PRESIDENT?"
[ LAUGHS ]
YEAH!
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS, LIKE,
"WHAT'S UP MR. PRESIDENT?"
MY MOM!
>> Benson: MUSCLE MAN, ENOUGH.
>> Pops: DO YOU THINK THEY'LL
HAVE SNACKS?
>> Mordecai: IT'S THE BIGGEST
HALLOWEEN PARTY IN TOWN, POPS.
THEY'LL HAVE ALL THE CANDY YOU
CAN EAT.
>> Rigby: YEAH, BUT ALL THE GOOD
STUFF WILL BE GONE BEFORE WE GET
THERE.
THIS DRIVE IS TAKING FOREVER!
>> Benson: THE MAP SAYS IT
SHOULD BE RIGHT AROUND HERE.
>> Muscle Man: STOP READING A
MAP WRONG, THOMAS.
YOU'RE GONNA GET US LOST.
>> I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE MAP.
>> Muscle Man: YOU SHUT IT,
THOMAS.
WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT
TALKING TO ME?
>> Benson: LEAVE HIM ALONE,
MUSCLEMAN.
HE'S JUST AN INTERN.
IT'S BAD ENOUGH HE DOESN'T GET
PAID.
>> WAIT.
YOU GUYS ARE GETTING PAID?
>> Skips: BENSON, YOU SURE YOU
KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING?
I HAVEN'T SEEN A HOUSE FOR
MILES.
>> Benson: IT'S FINE.
I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
>> Rigby: UGH!
I'M DYING OF BOREDOM BACK HERE.
>> Pops: WE COULD PASS THE TIME
WITH A GAME OF "I SPY."
>> Rigby: NO WAY.
YOU GOT CAR SICK THE LAST TIME
WE PLAYED THAT.
>> Mordecai: I KNOW.
HOW ABOUT SOME SCARY
STORI-I-I-ES?
>> Rigby: YEAH!
>> Benson: NO!
POPS CAN'T HANDLE IT.
>> Pops: OH, NONSENSE.
I'LL BE FINE.
>> Benson: OKAY.
BUT IF HE GETS SCARED, YOU TWO
ARE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE.
>> Rigby: YEAH, YEAH.
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT.
IT STARTED AT THE BOWLING ALLEY
ON A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT.
WH-O-O-O-OA! THAT'S GAME!
[ ALL GRUMBLING ]
>> HA HA.
YEAH, YOU SHOW THEM HOW YOU ROLL
IT, MORDI.
HEY-Y-Y!
>> [ Laughs nervously ] YEAH.
THANKS, UNCLE STEVE.
>> Muscle Man: MAN, FORGET THIS!
YOU'VE ALREADY WON THREE GAMES
IN A ROW.
PLUS, YOUR WEIRDO UNCLE IS
MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE WITH HIS
LAME TIE.
>> JUST DRESSING FOR THE
OCCASION, MY MAN.
DON'T ACT LIKE YOU'RE NOT
JEALOUS OF THIS.
[ TIE HUMS ]
>> Muscle Man: COME ON, FIVES.
LET'S BAIL.
>> Rigby: YEAH, LET'S GO,
MORDECAI.
>> Mordecai: AW, COME ON, ONE
MORE GAME, OR ARE YOU GUYS TOO
AFRAID TO LOSE?
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
HA HA. YEA-A-H!
UNCLE STEVE, YOU DOWN TO PLAY
ANOTHER GAME?
>> I DON'T KNOW, MORDI.
I'M KIND OF LOW ON FUNDAGE.
THIS TIE WASN'T CHEAP, YOU KNOW.
>> Mordecai: IT'S COOL,
UNCLE STEVE.
I GOT FIVE BUCKS.
>> OH, NO, MORDI. I-I COULDN'T.
>> Mordecai: DON'T WORRY ABOUT
IT.
YOU CAN PAY ME BACK LATER.
I KNOW YOU'RE GOOD FOR IT.
>> OKAY.
I PROMISE I'LL GET YOU BACK.
>> Mordecai: YEA-A-H!
GAME ON!
UNH! UNH! UNH! UNH!
HEY-HEY!
>> WHOA!
OH, NO! MY TIE!
>> Mordecai: UNCLE STEVE!
>> [ SCREAMS ]
>> Mordecai: I CAN'T BELIEVE
HE'S GONE.
THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
IF I HADN'T PRESSURED EVERYONE
INTO PLAYING THAT EXTRA GAME, MY
UNCLE WOULD STILL BE ALIVE.
>> Rigby: AW, DON'T TALK LIKE
THAT, MAN.
LIFE JUST DOES ITS THING, YOU
KNOW?
IF I WERE YOU, I'D BE MORE UPSET
ABOUT LOSING THE FIVE BUCKS.
[ THWACK! ]
OW!
>> Mordecai: NOT HELPING, DUDE.
ALL...MY FAULT.
UGH. IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
YEA-A-H!
HEY-HEY!
>> WHOA!
>> Mordecai: UNCLE STEVE!
>> MORDI, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO
PLAY ANOTHER GA-A-A-A-A-ME!
>> Mordecai: N-O-O-O-O-O!
[ GASPS, GROANS ]
RIGBY?
[ SCREAMS ]
[ GASPS ]
GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF, MORDECAI.
ALL THE GUILT IS MAKING YOU SEE
THINGS.
IT'S NOT REAL.
[ GASPS ]
[ SCREAMS ]
[ PANTING ]
RIGBY!
I CAN'T STOP SEEING MY DEAD
UNCLE!
>> Rigby: UGH, ME EITHER.
>> MORDI!
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
>> Rigby: DUDE, I THOUGHT YOUR
UNCLE WAS DEAD!
>> Mordecai: HE IS!
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
>> MORDI!
[ BOTH PANTING ]
>> Rigby: DID WE LOSE HIM?
>> Mordecai: [ GROANS ]
[ GASPS ]
>> [ GROWLS ]
[ COUGHING ]
MORDI.
HEY, I BET YOU THOUGHT I FORGOT.
WELL, HERE YOU GO.
>> Mordecai: UH...
>> Rigby: DUDE, IT'S YOUR FIVE
BUCKS!
>> HEY. A PROMISE IS A PROMISE.
>> Mordecai: WOW.
THANKS, UNCLE STEVE.
>> EH, NO PROBLEM.
HEY, YOU TAKE CARE, NOW.
[ GROWLS ]
>> Mordecai: THE END.
>> Benson: WHAT'S WRONG WITH
YOU?!
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
>> Benson: JUST LOOK AT POPS!
>> Pops: OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
I'M FINE, REALLY.
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
[ SCREAMS ]
>> Rigby: POPS, CHILL!
IT'S JUST A PHONE.
>> Mordecai: I'M GONNA TAKE
THIS.
HELLO?
>> Margaret: MORDECAI!
>> Mordecai: OH, HEY, MARGARET!
>> Margaret: WE JUST GOT TO THE
PARTY.
ARE YOU INSIDE?
>> Mordecai: NO.
ACTUALLY, WE'RE STILL DRIVING.
WE GOT A LITTLE LOST.
>> Margaret: AW, MAN.
THAT'S A BUMMER.
>> Mordecai: IT'S COOL, THOUGH.
WE'VE BEEN TELLING SCARY
STORIES.
>> Margaret: OOH! SCARY STORIES!
HEY, I'VE GOT A GOOD ONE.
PUT ME ON SPEAKER PHONE.
>> Mordecai: HEY, MARGARET'S
GONNA TELL A STORY!
[ BEEP ]
>> Benson: IT BETTER NOT BE
SCARY!
>> Margaret: Don't worry.
It's a funny one.
It all started when we were
getting into the cart to go to a
Halloween movie.
>> Mordecai: AW, YEA-A-H!
HALLOWEEN MOVIE TIME!
>> Rigby: SHOTGUN!
>> Benson: UH-UH, WHAT DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE DOING?
>> Rigby: GOING TO THE MOVIES?
>> Benson: NO, YOU'RE NOT.
WE NEED THAT CART TO PATROL FOR
DELINQUENTS TP'ing THE PARK.
>> Mordecai: BUT MARGARET'S CAR
IS IN THE SHOP.
HOW ARE WE GONNA GET TO THE
THEATER?
>> Benson: NOT MY PROBLEM.
>> Both: [ LAUGHING ]
>> TRICK OR TREAT, LOSERS!
>> YEAH, TRICK OR TREAT, LOSERS!
>> Benson: LET'S ROLL.
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
>> Margaret: I GUESS THAT'S IT.
THERE'S NO WAY WE'LL MAKE IT
THERE IN TIME NOW.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
WE CAN'T GIVE UP YET.
>> Eileen: YEAH, I'LL CALL A
TAXI.
>> Mordecai: THERE'S STILL SOME
TIME.
WE'LL PROBABLY JUST MISS THE
PREVIEWS.
>> Eileen: THANK YOU.
[ BEEP ]
THEY SAID 10 MINUTES.
[ HORN HONKS ]
>> Mordecai: THAT WAS FAST.
>> Rigby: I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU
CALLED A TAXI?
>> NEED A RIDE?
>> Mordecai: UH, CAN YOU TAKE US
TO THE MOVE THEATER DOWNTOWN?
>> WE'LL TAKE YOU WHERE YOU NEED
TO GO.
CLIMB ABOARD THE PARTY BUS AND
JOIN THE PARTY.
>> Rigby: COOL!
>> Mordecai: SEE?
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.
>> Margaret: YEAH.
[ ENGINE REVS ]
[ HORN HONKS ]
>> All: WHOA!
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> WELCOME, FELLOW CITIZENS, TO
THE PARTY BUS!
>> PARTY BUS!
>> Mordecai: HA HA. WHOO!
>> Rigby: YES!
>> Eileen: SWEET!
>> Rigby: [ MUNCHING ]
>> Mordecai: MARGARET!
>> Margaret: THIS IS CRAZY!
>> Mordecai: I KNOW, RIGHT?
>> Eileen: COME ON!
>> Margaret: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Eileen: THERE'S SOME GREAT
COSTUMES IN HERE!
>> Margaret: YEAH.
THERE MUST HAVE BEEN A HUGE SALE
ON WHITE WIGS OR SOMETHING.
>> Eileen: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Mordecai: SODA?
>> Margaret: THANKS!
[ GASPS ]
MORDECAI, LOOK.
ARE THEY ALL RIGHT?
>> OH, YEAH. THEY'RE COOL.
JUST PARTIED A LITTLE TOO HARD,
I GUESS.
>> Mordecai: PFFT. YEAH.
>> Margaret: OH, YEAH.
>> PARTY BUS, PARTY BUS!
>> Mordecai: YEAH!
SEE? ISN'T THIS GREAT?
>> Margaret: YOU'RE RIGHT.
PARTY BUS!
>> Mordecai: YEA-A-H!
[ ALL CHEERING ]
[ DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES ]
>> Margaret: [ GASPS ] HEY!
HE'S PASSING THE MOVIE THEATER!
DRIVER, STOP THE BUS!
LET US OFF! STOP THE BUS!
UGH! MORDECAI.
THE BUS ISN'T STOPPING.
>> YOU CAN'T STOP NOW.
THE PARTY'S JUST GETTING
STARTED.
>> Mordecai: YOU DON'T LOOK SO
GOOD, MAN.
>> Rigby: YEAH.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN HERE?
>> 15...MINUTES.
[ ALL SCREAM ]
[ ALL GASP ]
>> Margaret: THOSE WEREN'T WHITE
WIGS.
EVERYBODY'S GETTING OLDER!
>> Eileen: [ GASPS ] MORDECAI!
YOUR FACE!
>> Mordecai: WHAT? HUH? WHA?
>> Eileen: YOU'RE GETTING OLDER.
>> Mordecai: SO ARE YOU!
>> Margaret: [ GROANS ]
>> Rigby: [ GASPING ]
>> Eileen: UGH.
>> Mordecai: WE NEED TO GET OFF
THIS BUS NOW!
STOP THE BUS! STOP THE BUS!
>> YOU CAN'T STOP THE PARTY BUS
ONCE IT'S STARTED.
RIGHT, EVERYBODY?
[ ALL GASP ]
WHAT'S THAT SAYING, AGAIN?
PARTY TILL YOU DROP!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ ALL SCREAM ]
>> Margaret: HELP ME WITH THE
DOOR!
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> Margaret: IT WON'T OPEN!
>> Mordecai: STOP THE BUS!
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> Mordecai: THE BRAKES DON'T
WORK!
>> Rigby: TRY THE EMERGENCY
BRAKE!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Rigby: [ GROANS ]
>> Mordecai: WELL, AT LEAST
WE'RE STILL --
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
[ ALL SCREAM ]
>> Margaret: WHY DID YOU PUT IT
IN REVERSE?!
>> Mordecai: IT WAS THE ONLY
THING I COULD THINK OF!
>> Rigby: [ WHIMPERS ]
GUYS, LOOK!
>> Margaret: [ GASPS ] WE'RE
GETTING YOUNGER!
>> Mordecai: WE GOT TO GET OFF
THIS BUS!
>> Eileen: GUYS, LOOK, AN
EMERGENCY HATCH!
>> Mordecai: COME ON!
EVERYBODY UP!
>> All: NOW WHAT?
>> Mordecai: WE GOT TO JUMP!
[ ALL GIGGLING ]
WE DID IT!
WE GOT OFF THE PARTY BUS!
[ ALL SCREAM ]
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> Rigby: UH, WAS THAT SUPPOSED
TO BE FUNNY?
>> Margaret: Yeah!
"The party's killer"!
Get it?
>> Pops: [ WHIMPERS ]
>> Margaret: Mordecai?
You there?
>> Mordecai: UM, I GOT TO GO.
I'LL SEE YOU THERE.
>> Benson: THAT'S IT!
NO MORE STORIES FROM ANYONE.
>> Both: AW, WHAT?!
>> Rigby: COME ON, BENSON.
DON'T ACT LIKE THIS IS ALL OUR
FAULT!
IF YOU HADN'T GOTTEN US LOST, WE
WOULDN'T BE TELLING STORIES,
NOW, WOULD WE?
>> Benson: DON'T MAKE ME MAKE
SKIPS TURN THIS VAN AROUND!
>> Rigby: SKIPS!
DON'T MAKE BENSON MAKE YOU TURN
THIS VAN AROUND!
I HAVE TO GO TO THIS PARTY!
I JUST HAVE TO!
>> Skips: HEY, KNOCK IT OFF, OR
I'LL --
[ HORN HONKS ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Benson: I HOPE YOU TWO ARE
PROUD OF YOURSELVES.
LOOK WHERE YOUR SCARY STORIES
GOT US NOW!
>> Rigby: HEY, SKIPS SHOULD HAVE
WATCHED WHERE HE WAS GOING.
>> Benson: JUST GET IN THE TOW
TRUCK!
>> Rigby: OKAY. OKAY!
>> Benson: LISTEN, WE HAVE THIS
PARTY TO GET TO, BUT WE'RE
RUNNING LATE.
WOULD YOU MIND DROPPING US OFF?
>> NO PROBLEM, CHIEF.
[ HORNS HONKING ]
>> Rigby: THIS IS GONNA TAKE
FOREVER.
ANYONE GOT ANOTHER STORY?
>> Mordecai: YEA-A-H!
>> Benson: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
WE JUST GOT IN AN ACCIDENT.
POPS IS SCARED HALF TO DEATH.
AND YOU WANT TO TELL MORE
STORIES?!
>> Pops: ACTUALLY, I WOULDN'T
MIND HEARING ONE MORE TALE.
>> Muscle Man: YEAH.
THEY'VE BEEN PRETTY GOOD.
>> I'M DOWN.
>> Skips: IT WOULD BE NICE TO
HEAR ONE WHILE I'M NOT DRIVING.
>> Rigby: SEE, BENSON?
EVEN SKIPS WANTS TO HEAR ONE.
>> Benson: UGH!
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY!
YOU ALL JUST HAVE TO HEAR ONE
MORE STORY?
FINE, BUT THIS TIME, I'M TELLING
THE STORY.
>> Rigby: AW, WHAT?
>> Benson: NOW, PAY ATTENTION.
YOU JUST MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING.
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
>> Rigby: PICKLES.
>> Both: WHOA!
>> Rigby: WATCH IT!
>> Mordecai: WHAT'S ALL THIS?
>> Benson: YOU TWO ARE
RE-WALLPAPERING THE HOUSE TODAY.
>> Mordecai: AW, WHAT?
>> Rigby: WHY?
>> Benson: BECAUSE OF THAT!
[ BOTH GIGGLE ]
>> Rigby: WAIT.
HOW DO YOU KNOW IT WAS US?
>> Benson: [ GROANS ]
>> Mordecai: OKAY, OKAY. FINE.
WE'LL JUST PATCH UP THAT ONE
SPOT.
>> Benson: NO, YOU CAN'T,
BECAUSE THAT WALLPAPER IS
DISCONTINUED, SO YOU GOT TO DO
THE WHOLE HOUSE WITH THIS NEW
STUFF SO IT ALL MATCHES.
>> Rigby: BUT WE DON'T EVEN KNOW
HOW TO WALLPAPER WALLS.
>> Benson: JUST FOLLOW THE
INSTRUCTIONS AND MAKE IT NICE,
OR YOU'RE DOING IT OVER AGAIN.
>> Rigby: YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO
THROW THE EQUIPMENT AT US.
>> Mordecai: YES, I DID!
>> Rigby: NO, NO, NO!
STEP "5A" -- SMOOTH THE GLUE
PASTE BEFORE APPLYING THE PAPER.
"5B" -- SMOOTH THE PAPER AND
APPLY THE GLUE PASTE.
>> Mordecai: WAIT. WHAT?
>> Rigby: UGH!
I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
THESE DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE.
>> Mordecai: UGH, I HATE
WALLPAPERING.
I JUST WISH WE COULD GET SOMEONE
ELSE TO DO IT.
[ CLICK! ]
>> DO YOU HATE WALLPAPERING?
TRYING TO DO IT YOURSELF, BUT
THE INSTRUCTIONS JUST DON'T
MAKE SENSE?
>> Mordecai: DID YOU TURN ON THE
TV?
>> Rigby: NO.
>> HI.
I'M "JAN" THE WALLPAPER MAN.
I'M HERE TO DO AWAY WITH ALL OF
YOUR WALLPAPER PROBLEMS, AND
BELIEVE ME -- I'VE BEEN THERE.
NOBODY LIKES WALLPAPERING, NOT
EVEN ME.
I'VE JUST BEEN DOING IT FOR
OVER 40 YEARS AND HAVE GOTTEN
PRETTY DARN GOOD AT IT, SO LET
ME DEAL WITH ALL THE HEADACHES
FOR YOU.
>> Rigby: YEAH, IF WE ONLY HAD A
MILLION BUCKS.
>> NOW, YOU'RE PROBABLY
THINKING, "YEAH, IF WE ONLY HAD
A MILLION BUCKS," AND NORMALLY,
YOU'D BE RIGHT, BUT WITH
JAN THE WALLPAPER MAN, THE
FIRST JOB'S FREE!
>> Both: WHAT?!
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
I'LL WALLPAPER YOUR WHOLE HOUSE
FOR FREE.
IN RETURN, I ONLY ASK THAT, FOR
YOUR NEXT WALLPAPER JOB, YOU
CALL OLD JAN HERE FIRST.
A FREE JOB FOR FIRST DIBS ON
YOUR SECOND JOB?
NOW, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD
DEAL, RIGHT?
SO CALL 555-01WALLPAPERMAN, AND
I'LL WALLPAPER YOUR HOUSE.
I REALLY WILL!
>> Muscle Man: WHY IS THE TV IN
THE HALLWAY?
>> Mordecai: HEY, MUSCLEMAN.
DO YOU EVER ORDER STUFF OFF THE
TV?
>> Muscle Man: OH, FOR SURE,
ESPECIALLY IF IT'S A LOCAL
BUSINESS.
I ONCE BOUGHT SOME SWEET OLD
REPLICA HAND GRENADES FROM THIS
OLD ARMY DUDE ON THE TV, AND IT
TURNED OUT THEY WERE THE REAL
DEAL.
>> Mordecai: WHAT? NO WAY.
>> Muscle Man: REMEMBER WHEN THE
SHED EXPLODED LAST WEEK, AND I
SAID IT WAS LIGHTNING?
>> Rigby: YEAH, IT WASN'T EVEN
RAINING.
>> Muscle Man: EXACTLY.
I'M GETTING A SECOND SHIPMENT
TODAY.
I'M TELLING YOU, LOCAL TV DUDES
ALWAYS COME THROUGH FOR YOU.
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
>> HI, THERE.
JAN THE WALLPAPER MAN.
>> Mordecai: AW, GREAT.
COME IN. COME IN.
>> WELL, OKAY.
>> Mordecai: SO, THIS IS IT.
YOU'LL DO THE WHOLE HOUSE,
RIGHT?
>> Rigby: FOR FREE, RIGHT?
>> YES. YES.
THE WHOLE HOUSE FOR FREE.
>> Rigby: WE DON'T EVEN HAVE TO
TIP YOU?
>> NOPE, NOPE, NOTHING LIKE
THAT.
I PROMISE.
>> Mordecai: HA HA. GREAT.
>> AND IT'S JUST YOU TWO HERE?
>> Rigby: AW, NO.
THERE ARE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE IN
AND OUT OF THIS PLACE.
SHOULD WE CLEAR EVERYONE OUT?
>> OH, NO, NO. THAT'S FINE.
I'LL DEAL WITH THEM, IF I SEE
THEM.
>> Mordecai: WELL, WE GOT SOME
IMPORTANT VIDEO GAMES TO PLAY,
SO WE'LL LEAVE YOU TO IT.
>> OKAY! THANK YOU, SIRS!
I'LL BE DONE IN NO TIME.
[ VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Rigby: UGH.
>> Mordecai: LET'S TAKE A BREAK.
>> Rigby: I CAN'T FEEL MY
THUMBS.
>> Mordecai: UGH.
LET'S GO CHECK TO SEE IF THAT
WALLPAPER GUY IS DONE.
>> Both: WHOA!
>> Rigby: NICE!
CHECK OUT THIS NEW-WALL SHINE!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, THIS IS THE
BEST IDEA WE'VE EVER HAD.
>> Rigby: LET'S CHECK OUT THE
REST OF THE HOUSE.
>> Pops: [ SCREAMS ]
>> Both: [ GASP ] POPS!
>> Pops: BAD SHOW, BAD SHOW, BAD
SHOW!
>> Mordecai: STOP!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>> [ HISSES ]
>> Mordecai: ARE YOU OKAY?
WHAT HAPPENED?
>> Pops: I DON'T KNOW!
I WAS JUST HEADED TO THE KITCHEN
FOR AN ICE LOLLY, WHEN THAT MAN
FELL UPON ME.
>> Rigby: THIS GUY MUST BE NUTS!
>> Mordecai: WE GOT TO GET HIM
OUT OF HERE, BEFORE BENSON SEES.
>> Benson: [ SCREAMS ]
>> Both: BENSON!
[ ALL GASP ]
>> Pops: WHA?
>> Rigby: WHAT DID THAT GUY DO?
>> Benson: HELP!
>> Mordecai: COME ON!
>> Both: BENSON!
>> Mordecai: COME ON!
AH! GOT TO GO BACK. GO BACK!
HUH? [ PANTS ]
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> Mordecai: HEY!
>> Benson: HELP!
>> Mordecai: [ GASPS ]
>> Pops: BENSON!
>> Mordecai: OKAY.
YOU AND POPS GO FIND BENSON.
I'M GOING AFTER THE WALLPAPER
MAN.
>> Rigby: COME ON, POPS!
>> Mordecai: HEY, STOP!
>> Rigby: BENSON? HELLO?
>> Pops: I DON'T LIKE THIS AT
ALL.
>> Rigby: SHH! QUIET, POPS.
>> Benson: HELP!
>> Rigby: BENSON, WE'RE COMING!
>> Mordecai: WHOA.
>> Rigby: WE MUST BE CLOSE.
>> Pops: BENSON!
[ ALL GRUNT ]
>> Mordecai: WHAT THE?
>> Rigby: AAH!
WE'RE GETTING NOWHERE!
>> Pops: LOOK!
>> Mordecai: I THINK IT WANTS US
TO GO THIS WAY.
COME ON.
>> Pops: I THINK WE'RE GROWING.
>> Mordecai: NO, THE HALL'S
GETTING SMALLER.
WHAT THE...?
IT'S AN OPTICAL ILLUSION.
GO BACK.
>> Pops: [ WHIMPERS ]
>> Rigby: WHAT? NO. NO, NO.
I CAN'T STAND SMALL SPACES.
>> Mordecai: OKAY.
JUST CALM DOWN.
>> Rigby: I NEED AIR!
I CAN'T BREATHE!
>> Mordecai: YOU CAN BREATHE.
DON'T PANIC.
>> Rigby: I NEED TO GET OUT OF
HERE!
[ SCREAMING ]
>> Mordecai: STOP! RIGBY!
>> Rigby: [ WHEEZING ]
>> Mordecai: WHOA.
>> Benson: HELP!
>> Mordecai: HOLD ON, BENSON!
COME ON. LET'S GO.
>> Rigby: ARE WE STILL IN THE
HOUSE?
>> Benson: HEY! HELP!
>> Rigby: WHOA.
>> Mordecai: ARE YOU GUYS OKAY?
>> Benson: DO WE LOOK OKAY?
HURRY UP AND GET US DOWN FROM
HERE.
>> Rigby: WHO'S THAT GUY?
>> I WAS JUST TRYING TO DELIVER
A PACKAGE TO MITCH SORRENSTEIN.
I DON'T WANT TO DIE!
>> Mordecai: DON'T WORRY!
WE'LL GET YOU --
>> [ HISSES ]
>> Mordecai: LET OUR FRIENDS GO
AND THEN GET OUT OF OUR HOUSE!
[ ALL GASP ]
[ ALL SCREAM ]
>> Pops: [ SCREAMS ]
[ BOTH GASP ]
[ GRUNTING ]
>> Benson: WATCH IT!
>> Muscle Man: [ GRUNTS ]
I'M FREE!
EAT ON THAT, YOU EIGHT--
WHOA!
>> [ ROARS ]
>> Muscle Man: WHATEVER.
THAT DIDN'T EVEN HURT.
IF YOUR JOB WAS TO KILL PEOPLE,
YOU'D PROBABLY GET FIRED.
[ LAUGHS ]
HUH? HEY! WAIT!
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT EATING
ME, BRO!
>> Both: MUSCLE MAN!
>> Benson: HELP US!
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!
[ CRACK! ]
>> Skips: MY ANKLES!
>> Pops: UGH! MY ARM!
>> Benson: GREAT RESCUE.
YOU'RE GONNA KILL US BEFORE THAT
SPIDER GETS THE CHANCE.
>> UGH!
>> Mordecai: COME ON! LET'S GO!
WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!
>> Benson: NO, YOU DON'T!
YOU TWO ARE STAYING HERE!
>> Both: WHAT?!
>> Benson: YOU HIRED THAT THING.
YOU FIRE IT!
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Rigby: THAT SPIDER'S GONNA
KILL US!
>> Benson: NOT MY PROBLEM!
[ BOTH GROAN ]
>> Rigby: OKAY, LISTEN UP, JAN!
YOU'RE FIRED!
[ SCREAMS ]
>> Mordecai: DUDE, THAT WAS A
METAPHOR!
WE NEED TO STAY AND DESTROY HIM!
>> Rigby: WHAT? REALLY?
>> [ ROARS ]
>> Rigby: NOW WHAT?
>> Mordecai: DUDE!
MUSCLE MAN'S PACKAGE!
>> Rigby: WHAT?
MUSCLE MAN'S PACKAGE?
>> Mordecai: HE WAS EXPECTING A
PACKAGE OF GRENADES!
JUST GO GET THE BOX.
I'LL COVER YOU.
>> Rigby: [ GASPS ]
GOT IT!
>> Mordecai: OPEN IT! OPEN IT!
>> Rigby: [ Strained ] I CAN'T!
THIS STUPID TAPE.
THERE!
GREAT.
SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN NOW, AND
AREN'T THESE JUST REPLICA
GRENADES?
>> Mordecai: NO!
MUSCLE MAN SAID THEY WERE THE
REAL DEAL.
REMEMBER?
>> Rigby: OH, YEAH!
>> Mordecai: QUICK!
PULL OUT ALL THE PINS.
>> [ ROARS ]
>> Mordecai: SPECIAL DELIVERY.
>> Rigby: TIME TO REDECORATE.
>> Mordecai: WAIT. WHAT?
>> Rigby: TIME TO REDECORATE?
BECAUSE OF ALL THE WALLPA--
AHH. JUST THROW IT.
>> Both: WH-O-O-O-OA!
>> Mordecai: BOOM!
>> Rigby: EAT IT, JAN!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Both: YEAH!
>> Rigby: HEY, HOLD ON.
HOW FAR AWAY ARE WE SUPPOSED TO
BE BEFORE THESE THINGS GO OFF?
>> Mordecai: WAIT. WHAT?
>> Benson: THE END.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, THAT STORY
WAS LAME.
>> Rigby: YEAH, BENSON.
WE AREN'T EVEN THAT DUMB.
>> Benson: IT'S MY STORY!
I'LL TELL IT HOW I WANT IT!
>> Rigby: LISTEN UP, EVERYONE.
I GOT A STORY ABOUT BENSON!
>> Benson: NO, YOU DON'T!
NO MORE STORIES, RIGBY.
>> PARTY'S JUST UP AHEAD, CHIEF.
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> Benson: HA, GREAT. SEE?
WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
>> Rigby: YEAH. TOTALLY GREAT.
THAT MEANS THERE'S ENOUGH TIME
FOR ME TO TELL A STORY THAT
SHOWS HOW DUMB BENSON IS.
>> Benson: NO, THERE ISN'T!
STORY TIME'S OVER, RIGBY!
>> Rigby: ONCE UPON A TIME,
BENSON WAS S-O-O DUMB...
>> Benson: NO STORIES!
[ ALL SHOUTING ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ ENGINE REVS ]
[ CRASH! ]
>> Margaret: ARE YOU OKAY?
>> Mordecai: [ GROANS ]
[ Stained ] YEAH. WE'RE FINE.
HUH?
AW, WHAT?
WE DIDN'T SURVIVE THE CRASH?
>> Rigby: I GUESS NOT.
>> Benson: UNBELIEVABLE!
RIGBY, YOU'RE FIRED!
>> Rigby: YOU CAN'T FIRE ME!
I'M DEAD!
WHO-O-O-O-O! PARTY!
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> Benson: UGH.
WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER.
>> Muscle Man: YOU COMING IN?
>> Benson: [ SIGHS ]
YEAH, I GUESS.