>> * HEY, HEY, HEY
* HEY, KIDS, YOUR WHOLE LIFE'S
CHANGING *
* WE GOT THE NIGHT, IT'S RIGHT
IN SIGHT *
* HEY, HEY, HEY
* HEY, KIDS, THE WORLD'S GOING
CRAZY, BUT YOU KNOW IT WON'T
LAST TOO LONG *
* YOU KNOW IT WON'T LAST TOO
LONG *
* YOU KNOW IT WON'T LAST TOO
LONG *
* YOU KNOW IT WON'T LAST TOO
LONG *
>> * LONG, LONG
>> * HEY, KIDS
* YOU'RE THE TOAST OF THE TOWN
* WELL, HEY, KIDS
* YOU'RE THE TOAST OF THE TOWN
* WELL, HEY, KIDS
* YOU'RE THE TOAST OF THE TOWN
>> Benson: ALL RIGHT, THOMAS!
YOU'VE MADE IT THROUGH
INITIATION WEEK.
WELCOME TO THE PARK.
>> HEY, GUYS.
>> Rigby: HEY, THOMAS.
>> Mordecai: WHAT'S UP, DUDE?
>> Muscle Man: YO, THOMAS, SAVED
YOU A SEAT RIGHT NEXT TO ME,
BRO.
>> OH, THANKS, MUSCLE MAN.
>> Muscle Man:
THE LOOSE FLOORBOARD GAG.
THEY FALL FOR IT EVERY TIME.
GET IT? FALL FOR IT?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT,
STARTER PACK?
DUDE, THAT'S SO LAME.
THAT JOKE REALLY FELL FLAT.
GET IT?
IT REALLY FELL -- OHH!
>> Muscle Man:
>> Mordecai: DUDE, MUSCLE MAN,
THOMAS' INITIATION IS OVER!
>> Rigby: YOU CAN'T PRANK HIM
ANYMORE!
>> Muscle Man: IT'S NOT OVER
TILL I SAY IT'S OVER, LADIES.
AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, HIS
INITIATION HAS JUST BEGUN,
RIGHT, STARTER PACK?
>> OH, MAN!
DUDE, THAT'S SICK!
MY MOUTH WAS OPEN!
>> Muscle Man:
WHOO!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, WE GOT TO
STOP MUSCLE MAN FROM PRANKING
THOMAS.
HEY, THOMAS, HOW'S IT GOING?
IS EVERYTHING COOL?
>> PRETTY GOOD, PRETTY GOOD.
>> Rigby: MUSCLE MAN'S NOT
PRANKING YOU ANYMORE, IS HE?
>> NAH, HE'S BEEN REALLY COOL.
HE SAID I COULD DRIVE THE CART
LATER.
>> Muscle Man: HEY, THOMAS.
HEADS UP!
>> WHOA!
AW, THANKS, MAN!
OHH!
NICE TRY, MUSCLE MAN, BUT I
STILL GOT A FREE SODA!
>> Both: UGH!
>> Muscle Man:
AND NOW YOU GOT A FREE
STARTER-PACK 'STACHE!
>> Mordecai: UGH!
ENOUGH WITH THE PRANKS.
IT'S GETTING OLD, DUDE.
>> Muscle Man: CHILL OUT, BRO.
LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE.
LIKE MY BUDDY THOMAS.
>> YEAH, IT'S NOT LIKE I'LL BE
AN INTERN FOREVER.
>> Muscle Man: SEE?
LATER, LOSERS!
>> Both: WHO-O-O-A!
>> Mordecai: SKIPS, THERE'S
SOMETHING WE GOT TO ASK YOU.
>> Skips: LET ME GUESS -- YOU
WANT MUSCLE MAN TO STOP PRANKING
THOMAS?
>> Mordecai: YEAH.
HOW'D YOU KNOW?
>> Skips: I CAN SENSE YOUR
COMPASSION FOR HIM.
>> Mordecai: MUSCLE MAN'S JUST
TAKING THIS WHOLE INITIATION
THING WAY TOO FAR.
>> Rigby: YEAH, AND NO ONE'S
STOPPING HIM.
>> Skips: GUYS, I KNOW YOU'RE
LOOKING OUT FOR THOMAS, BUT YOU
GOT TO LET HIM FIGHT HIS OWN
BATTLE.
>> Muscle Man: WHOOOOOOOOOOO!
DUDE, TAKE THE WHEEL!
>> UGH! OHH!
>> Muscle Man: DRIVE-BY ATOMIC
WEDGIE!
>> Skips:
WHAT? IT WAS FUNNY.
SEE? LOOK.
THOMAS IS COOL WITH IT.
>> AW, DUDE...
SHOULD'VE GONE COMMANDO.
>> Mordecai: HEY, THOMAS, CAN WE
TALK TO YOU?
>> HEY, GUYS, WHAT'S UP?
>> Mordecai: LOOK, WE'VE BEEN
WATCHING MUSCLE MAN PRANK YOU,
AND IT'S GOTTEN WAY OUT OF HAND.
YOU CAN STOP HIM, BUT YOU HAVE
TO PRANK HIM BACK.
>> PRANK HIM BACK?
I CAN'T PRANK MY SUPERIOR.
>> Mordecai: DON'T YOU GET IT?
MUSCLE MAN'S TAKING ADVANTAGE
OF YOU 'CAUSE YOU'RE NEW!
>> Rigby: YEAH!
STICK UP FOR YOURSELF, MAN!
FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT!
>> FIGHT? NO
NO, LOOK, GUYS, I APPRECIATE YOU
LOOKING OUT FOR ME, BUT THERE'S
NO HARD FEELINGS.
IT'S BEST JUST TO LEAVE IT
ALONE.
>> Both: UGH!!
>> Rigby: DON'T WORRY.
I GOT AN IDEA.
>> Benson: SO, LET ME GET THIS
STRAIGHT.
YOU WANT ME TO STOP MUSCLE MAN
FROM PRANKING THOMAS EVEN THOUGH
THOMAS DOESN'T MIND IT?
>> Rigby: YEAH, BASICALLY.
>> Mordecai: YES.
>> Benson: NO.
IF THOMAS IS OKAY WITH IT,
WHY INTERFERE?
>> Mordecai: 'CAUSE HE DOESN'T
KNOW WHAT HE'S GETTING INTO!
>> Rigby: BEING PRANKED BY
MUSCLE MAN ALL THE TIME IS
THE WORST!
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE,
MAN!
>> Mordecai: YOU GOT TO DO
SOMETHING.
>> Benson:
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING.
THANKS FOR COMING, MUSCLE MAN.
NOW, BECAUSE SOME EMPLOYEES HAVE
COME FORWARD WITH COMPLAINTS...
>> Both: HMM-HMM-HMM-HMM!
>> Benson: ...I'M GOING TO PLAY
THIS TAPE THAT REVIEWS THE
PARK'S POLICIES ON PRANKING.
WATCH IT.
AND THEN GET BACK TO WORK.
>> Muscle Man: SWEET! A MOVIE!
>> Narrator: PRANKING.
GOOD TIMES AT THE OFFICE JUST
KEEP ON ROLLING WHEN THERE'S
PRANKS AROUND!
>> Muscle Man:
>> Narrator: BUT WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN PRANKING GOES WRONG?
LET'S WATCH KEITH TO FIND OUT.
>> HEY, KEITH!
>> UH, UH, UH...
WHOA!
AAH!
WHOA! WHOA!
AAH!
HEY, WAIT. I'M NOT...
>> HA HA!
>> ...DE-E-E-AD!
>> All:
>> Narrator: WE CALL THIS
"OVERPRANKING."
IT'S WHEN TOO MUCH OF A GOOD
THING...GOES BAD.
>> Muscle Man: THIS MOVIE IS
THE BEST!
I CAN'T WAIT TO TRY THOSE PRANKS
OUT!
THOMAS! GET ME SOME POPCORN!
>> COMING!
>> Muscle Man:
>> Mordecai DUDE. SNACK BAR.
NOW.
>> Rigby: ARE YOU SURE THIS IS
GONNA WORK?
>> Mordecai: YEAH, MAN.
IT'S TOTALLY GONNA WORK.
ALL WE GOT TO DO IS PRANK
MUSCLE MAN AND TELL HIM THAT
THOMAS DID IT.
THAT WAY HE'LL RESPECT HIM FOR
STANDING UP FOR HIMSELF, AND
HE'LL STOP PRANKING HIM.
>> Rigby: LOVE IT!
I HOPE MUSCLE MAN IS READY
TO GET TRASHED...BY THOMAS!
HMM HMM HMM!
>> Mordecai: HMM! HMM!
>> Both: HMM-HMM-HMM! HMM HMM!
HMM-HMM-HMM!
>> Muscle Man: SO, WHAT ARE YOU
HAVING ME COME OVER HERE FOR
AGAIN?
BECAUSE THOMAS DOESN'T KNOW HOW
TO DO ANYTHING RIGHT?
>> Mordecai: YEAH, THOMAS SAID
HE HAD TROUBLE SHUTTING THE LID.
WE THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO
HELP, SO...
>> Muscle Man: WELL, DUH.
THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A JOB FOR
A PRO.
HUP!
>> Rigby:
>> Mordecai: PBHT.
>> Muscle Man: UGH.
OH.
WHAT THE...?
>> Both:
>> Rigby: THOMAS PRANKED YOU
GOOD, MAN!
>> Muscle Man: THOMAS DID THIS?
>> Mordecai: YEAH!
HE ALSO TOLD US TO TELL YOU THAT
YOU SHOULD THINK TWICE ABOUT
PRANKING HIM AGAIN!
>> Muscle Man: THOMAS DID
THIS?!
>> Rigby: UH, MUSCLE MAN?
>> Muscle Man: UGHHHHHHH!
HE THINKS HE CAN PRANK HIS
SUPERIOR AND GET AWAY WITH IT?!
HE'S GONNA WISH HE WAS NEVER
BORN!
THOMAS!!
>> Both: THOMAS! THOMAS!
>> Rigby: YOU GOT TO GET OUT OF
HERE, MAN!
>> WHAT?
>> Rigby: MUSCLE MAN IS LOOKING
FOR YOU, AND HE'S REALLY MAD AT
YOU!
>> WHOA!
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>> Mordecai: WELL, WE KIND OF
DUMPED TRASH ON HIM AND SAID YOU
DID IT.
>> Muscle Man: THOMAS!!
>> All:
>> CAN'T WE JUST TALK TO HIM?
>> Muscle Man:
UGH!
>> All: AAH!!
>> Mordecai: RUN!
>> Muscle Man: UGH. UGHH!
>> All: AAH!!
AAAAAAAAH!
>> Muscle Man: THOMAS!
>> All:
AAH!
>> Muscle Man:
UGH. UGH!
>> All:
>> Muscle Man: UGH!
>> All:
AAH!
>> Muscle Man:
>> All:
>> Mordecai: COME ON! THIS WAY!
>> Muscle Man:
>> HEY! MY CAR!
>> Mordecai: THOMAS! GO!
MUSCLE MAN JUST NEEDS TIME
TO COOL OFF.
>> BUT --
>> Mordecai: JUST GET OUT OF
HERE! GO!
>> Muscle Man:
>> Both: AAH!
>> Muscle Man: WHERE'S THOMAS?!
>> Muscle Man: THOMAS.
>> AAH!
>> Muscle Man: UGH!
UGHHHH!
>> Mordecai: MUSCLE MAN, DON'T!
>> Muscle Man: UGH!
>> Rigby: DUDE, WE GOT TO TELL
HIM IT WAS OUR FAULT!
>> Mordecai: COME ON!
>> Muscle Man: INTERNS GOT TO
LEARN NOT TO PRANK THEIR
SUPERIORS.
HUH!
>> Mordecai: MUSCLE MAN!
THOMAS DIDN'T PRANK YOU!
>> Muscle Man:
UGH!
>> Mordecai: IT WAS U-U-U-U-S!
>> Muscle Man:
>> Both: NOOOOOOOOOO!
>> Rigby: OH, NO!
WHAT DID WE DO?!
>> Mordecai: WE JUST KILLED
THOMAS.
THOMAS WAS RIGHT.
WE SHOULD HAVE LEFT IT ALONE.
AND NOW HE'S DEAD BECAUSE OF US.
>> Muscle Man: THEN MAYBE YOU
SHOULD TELL HIM YOU'RE SORRY.
YO, THOMAS!
>> Both: WHAT?!
>> DID IT WORK?
DID I DO IT RIGHT?
>> Muscle Man: YEAH, YOU DID!
THOSE LOSERS TOTALLY BOUGHT IT.
>> Mordecai: WAIT! YOU'RE ALIVE?
>> Muscle Man: YEAH, HE'S ALIVE.
AND HE'S A BONA FIDE PRANKER!
CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU'RE NO LONGER A STARTER PACK!
>> WOW! THANKS!
>> Rigby: YEAH, CONGRATULATIONS,
THOMAS.
>> Mordecai: I HOPE IT WAS WORTH
GETTING YOUR CAR TOTALED.
>> Muscle Man: DON'T WORRY,
THOMAS.
IT JUST NEEDS A LITTLE
BODYWORK.
WHOOOO!
LATER, GRANDMAS.
>> Both: YEAH, LATER, THOMAS.
>> OH, HEY, MOM.
YEAH, YEAH, EVERYTHING'S GOING
GREAT.
UH, IS IT COOL IF I BORROW YOUR
CAR TOMORROW?