>> Benson: ALL RIGHT, BECAUSE
POPS THINKS YOU'RE READY FOR
MORE RESPONSIBILITY, HE WANTS ME
TO GIVE YOU MORE IMPORTANT JOBS.
SO I'M GONNA START BY HAVING YOU
GET THE DOUGHNUTS FOR THE
MORNING MEETING.
>> Rigby: WHOA. REALLY?
>> Benson: YES.
BUT FIRST, SOME GROUND RULES.
ONE, PICK ME UP A WHOLE-WHEAT
DOUGHNUT.
>> Mordecai: A WHOLE-WHEAT
DOUGHNUT?
YOU MEAN A BAGEL?
>> Benson: [ CHUCKLES ] NO.
I MEAN A WHOLE-WHEAT DOUGHNUT.
SO, TO BE PERFECTLY CLEAR, I
WANT A WHOLE-WHEAT DOUGHNUT.
YOU CAN PICK THE REST.
I DON'T CARE.
OH, AND DON'T PASS THEM OUT.
I'M PASSING THEM OUT.
YOU'RE JUST BUYING THEM.
IF YOU PASS THEM OUT BEFORE THE
MEETING, YOU'RE FIRED!
GOT IT?
>> Mordecai: YEAH. NO PROBLEM.
>> Benson: GOOD.
NOW WHAT DID I JUST SAY?
>> Rigby: GET THE DOUGHNUTS AND
DON'T PASS THEM OUT OR WE'RE
FIRED.
>> Benson: AND?
>> Mordecai: OH, AND YOU WANT A
WHOLE-WHEAT DOUGHNUT.
>> Benson: GOOD.
MAYBE YOU ARE READY FOR MORE
RESPONSIBILITY.
NOW GO GET THE DOUGHNUTS.
>> Both: * DA DA DA DA
DOUGHNUTS *
* DA DA DA DA DOUGHNUTS
DOUGHNUTS *
* DA DA DA DA DOUGHNUTS
* DA DA DA DA --
>> Benson: JUST BUY THE
DOUGHNUTS OR YOU'RE FIRED!
[ BELL DINGS ]
>> Both: WH-O-O-O-O-O-O-OA.
[ MAJESTIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Rigby: AWW, YEAH-UH, BOY!
LET'S PICK SOME DOUGHNUTS!
>> Mordecai: WAIT, DUDE.
REMEMBER WHAT BENSON SAID?
WE'D LIKE ONE WHOLE-WHEAT
DOUGHNUT, PLEASE.
ALL RIGHT.
NOW WE CAN PICK WHAT WE WANT.
>> Rigby: LET'S GET TWO OF
THOSE!
AND FIVE OF THOSE!
AND SOME OF THOSE!
>> Mordecai: WAIT.
WHAT ARE THOSE?
>> [ Jamaican accent ] OH, NO.
THOSE APPLE FRITTERS WERE
DOUBLE-GLAZED BY MISTAKE.
>> Both: DOUBLE GLAZED!
>> Mordecai: WE'LL TAKE 'EM.
>> ACTUALLY, I GOT TO THROW
THEM OUT, BRO, BECAUSE THEY'RE
NOT SAFE FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION.
>> Rigby: WE'LL GIVE YOU
10 BUCKS.
>> UH, YOU WANT THOSE FOR HERE
OR TO GO?
[ CASH REGISTER DINGS ]
>> Mordecai: DOUGHNUTS
DELIVERED!
>> Rigby: DUDE, THAT JOB WAS SO
EASY.
WE GOT IT DONE IN NO TIME!
>> Mordecai: YEAH-UH, WE DID!
>> Both: YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH!
>> Rigby: WANT TO PLAY A ROUND
OF "SUPER FIGHT SHARK 7"?
>> Mordecai: ONLY IF YOU FEEL
LIKE LOSING.
>> Both: HMM HMM HMM HMM HMM!
>> Pops: [ LAUGHING ]
OOH!
GLAZED DELIGHTS!
WELL, HELLO, THERE!
MMM!
>> Rigby: BEST TWO OUT OF THREE!
I ONLY LOST THE FIRST ONE 'CAUSE
I'M THIRSTY.
>> Mordecai: PFFT! WHATEVER!
YOU'RE ALWAYS THIRSTY.
>> Pops: [ LAUGHING ]
HELLO, HELLO, HELLO!
MORDECAI AND RIGBY, DID YOU SEE
THAT THERE'S DOUGHNUTS HERE?!
>> Mordecai: AAH! POPS!
DID YOU EAT AN APPLE FRITTER?
>> Pops: WHY, YES!
YES, I DID EAT AN APPLE FRITTER!
>> Mordecai: BENSON TOLD US NOT
TO LET ANYONE TOUCH THOSE.
>> Pops: OH, MY!
I HOPE I HAVEN'T CAUSED YOU ANY
TROUBLE!
>> Rigby: DON'T SWEAT IT, POPS.
HERE -- PROBLEM SOLVED.
BENSON WILL NEVER KNOW POPS ATE
ONE.
>> Pops: OH, BUT I DID EAT ONE!
IT TASTED LIKE MAGIC!
>> Mordecai: LET'S GET HIM OUT
OF HERE BEFORE BENSON SEES.
>> Rigby: DUDE, IT'S NO USE!
HE WON'T HOLD STILL.
>> Pops: OH, I'M SORRY, MORDECAI
AND RIGBY...
BUT I COULDN'T AVOID THOSE
DELICIOUS APPLE FRITTERS.
THEY ARE POSITIVELY
FRITTILATING!
I LIKE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH
YOUR ROOM, MORDECAI AND RIGBY!
>> Mordecai: POPS, CHILL.
>> Rigby: DUDE, THE MEETING
STARTS IN 15 MINUTES!
HOW ARE WE GONNA CALM HIM DOWN
BEFORE IT STARTS?
>> Mordecai: WE HAVE TO TIRE
HIM OUT.
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Rigby: DUDE, THIS ISN'T
WORKING.
WE'VE ONLY GOT A COUPLE OF
MINUTES UNTIL THE MEETING STARTS
AND HE'S STILL SUPER-HYPER!
>> Mordecai: WE GOT TO TAKE HIM
TO SKIPS.
>> Pops: AND 1 AND 2 AND 3 AND 4
AND 5 AND 6 AND 7 AND 8 AND 9
AND 10!
AND 1 AND 2 AND 3 AND 4 AND 5
AND 6 AND 7...
>> Skips: YEAH, I'VE SEEN THIS
HAPPEN TO HIM BEFORE.
HE'LL CRASH IF WE JUST GIVE HIM
MORE SUGAR.
>> Mordecai: REALLY? MORE SUGAR?
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
>> Skips: HAVE I EVER BEEN
WRONG?
>> Pops: GOOD SHOW! GOOD SHOW!
GOOD SHOW! GOOD SHOW! GOOD SHOW!
>> Skips: HUH.
BETTER GIVE HIM SOME MORE.
>> Pops: GOOD SHOW! GOOD SHOW!
GOOD SHOW! GOOD SHOW! GOOD SHOW!
GOOD SHO-O-O-W!
>> Skips: UH-OH.
>> Mordecai: WHAT? WHY "UH-OH"?
HE I COMING BACK, RIGHT?
>> Skips: UH...PROBABLY NOT.
>> Both: WHAT?
>> Skips: GRAB A DOUGHNUT.
WE'RE GOING IN AFTER HIM.
SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE.
HMM. TASTY.
[ BABBLING ]
>> Pops: OH, HOORAY!
YOU'RE ALL HERE!
>> Mordecai: POPS!
YOU'RE BACK TO NORMAL.
>> Skips: NOT YET. LOOK AROUND.
>> Muscle Man: [ Slowed ] WHOO!
WHOO!
>> Mordecai: WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> Skips: WE'RE ON A HIGHER
SUGAR PLANE.
THEY APPEAR TO BE MOVING SLOW
BECAUSE WE'RE MOVING SO FAST.
WE STILL NEED MORE SUGAR BEFORE
WE CAN CRASH.
>> Rigby: BUT WE ATE ALL THE
FRITTERS.
>> Pops: OH!
I COULD BUY SOME MORE.
>> Mordecai: THAT'S IT!
POPS' MONEY!
THAT SHOULD HAVE ENOUGH SUGAR!
>> Pops: WE'RE GONNA EAT MY
MONEY?
>> Mordecai: IT'S THE ONLY WAY
TO GET BACK TO NORMAL, POPS.
WE HAVE TO.
>> Pops: OH, ALL RIGHT.
>> Rigby: WE GOT A PROBLEM.
THERE'S NOT ENOUGH.
>> Skips: YOU GUYS GO AHEAD.
I'LL FIGURE A WAY BACK.
>> Mordecai: BUT, SKIPS --
>> Skips: NO TIME TO ARGUE!
THE MEETING IS GONNA START ANY
MINUTE!
>> Rigby: YOU HEARD THE MAN!
>> Pops: [ WHIMPERS ]
OOH!
>> Together: WHO-O-O-OA!
>> Skips: UH-OH.
>> Mordecai: WHAT THE...
[ WIND WHISTLING ]
>> Rigby: LOOK! IT'S SKIPS!
>> Mordecai: SKIPS!
SKIPS, ARE YOU --
>> All: AAH!
>> Pops: [ SCREAMING ]
>> Mordecai: POPS, COME BACK!
POPS!
THERE HE IS.
POPS, YOU OKAY?
>> Pops: [ SQUEALS ]
>> Muscle Man: [ MURMURING ]
>> Mordecai: DUDE, THIS IS ALL
WRONG.
>> Rigby: WHY ISN'T THIS
WORKING?
>> Pops: I WANT TO GO HOME!
>> Mordecai: DON'T WORRY, POPS.
WE'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.
>> Rigby: DUDE!
I THINK I HAVE AN IDEA.
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT.
THAT SCARES ME.
>> Rigby: NO, DUDE. SERIOUSLY.
IF MORE SUGAR DOESN'T MAKE US
CRASH, THEN WE NEED THE OPPOSITE
OF SUGAR!
>> Mordecai: LIKE THAT?
>> Rigby: HMM-HMM-HM!
>> Mordecai: BENSON'S
WHOLE-WHEAT DOUGHNUT!
ALL RIGHT, IF WE'RE GONNA GO
BACK AND GET SKIPS, WE HAVE TO
RATION THIS.
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> Muscle Man: [ Slowed ] WHOO!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, IT WORKED!
>> Skips: WHAT HAPPENED?
>> Mordecai: DUDE, SKIPS, YOU
WERE WRONG.
THE WHOLE-WHEAT DOUGHNUT WAS
WHAT WE NEEDED ALL ALONG, NOT
MORE SUGAR.
>> Skips: WHAT?
I WAS...WRONG?
>> Rigby: OH!
IN YOUR FACE, SKIPS!
YOU WERE WRONG!
>> Skips: GEE.
WELL, I'M SORRY I --
>> Rigby: WRONG, I SAY!
YOU WERE WRONGFULLY WRONG!
>> Skips: OKAY! OKAY!
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT?
IT'S LIKE YOU GUYS ASK ME TO
SOLVE A DIFFERENT PROBLEM EVERY
WEEK!
>> Rigby: YEAH, YEAH.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO BACK TO
NORMAL.
>> Mordecai: WAIT, DUDE.
>> Muscle Man: OH, NO, BRO.
GOT TO GO TO THE MEETING!
[ GRUNTING ]
>> Rigby: UH, WHAT DID HE SAY?
>> Pops: OH, IT SOUNDED LIKE
"A GOWN OF MEAT"!
>> Skips: NO.
HE'S GOING TO THE MEETING.
IT'S ABOUT TO START.
TO THE HOUSE! QUICK!
>> Muscle Man: [ PANTING ]
YOW!
>> [ SNORING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Benson: [ Slowed ] MEETING
TIME.
>> Rigby: WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT!
>> Mordecai: RIGBY, PUT THE
DOUGHNUTS DOWN!
>> Rigby: AAH!
THERE AREN'T ANY DOUGHNUTS LEFT!
>> Mordecai: BENSON'S NOT GONNA
LIKE THAT.
>> Skips: NO, HE'S NOT.
WE HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE
DOUGHNUT SHOP.
[ ALL PANTING ]
>> WHAT THE...
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ BELL CHIMING ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> Rigby: YEAAAAAHH!
THEY'RE IN!
>> Skips: EVERYONE EAT THE REST
OF THE WHOLE-WHEAT DOUGHNUT.
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> Benson: [ Slowed ] I'VE...
[ Normal voice ] ...GOT
DOUGHNUTS!
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT COOL BOSSES
DO.
DIG IN!
[ ALL MOANING ]
>> Pops: OH, MY HEAD.
>> Mordecai: NO MORE SUGAR.
>> Muscle Man: NO SUGAR?
YOUR LOSS, GRANDMAS.
WHOO-HOO!
MORE FOR ME, BRO!
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LIKES TO STUFF
THEMSELVES WITH THEIR BOSS'S
FREE DOUGHNUTS?
[ GRUNTS ]
MY MOM!
MY MOM! MY MOM! MY MOM!
MY MOM! MY MOMMY MOMMY MOM!
MY MOMMY MOMMY MOM AAAAH!
>> Benson: HEY, WHERE'S MY
WHOLE-WHEAT DOUGHNUT?
>> Mordecai: SO, WHAT DID YOU
GUYS THINK?
>> Margaret: YEAH, YOU KNOW, IT
WAS PRETTY GOOD.
>> Eileen: I THINK I'M GONNA
LIKE THE RE-MAKE BETTER.
>> Rigby: THEY DON'T CALL IT
"CRIME TOWN" FOR NOTHING, BABY.
[ IMITATES GUNFIRE ]
>> Mordecai: WELL, I'M GLAD YOU
LIKED IT.
I MISSED ALL THE BEST PARTS
'CAUSE YOU WERE TRYING TO TALK
TO ME.
>> Rigby: DUDE, I STILL DON'T
KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
LIKE I SAID, IT WASN'T ME.
>> Mordecai: WHATEVER.
>> Margaret: SO, WHAT'S NEXT?
>> Mordecai: WHO'S DOWN FOR
SOME OF MY FAMOUS HOMEMADE
MORDE-SHAKES?
>> Rigby: YEAH, OKAY.
>> Eileen: SOUNDS GOOD.
>> Margaret: SO, WHAT'S IN A
MORDE-SHAKE, AGAIN?
>> Mordecai: IT'S A SURPRISE.
>> Rigby: IT'S JUST A REGULAR
MILKSHAKE.
YOU'RE REALLY GONNA LOAD UP ON
DESSERTS AFTER THAT CHILI-DOG
INCIDENT?
>> Margaret: UGH, YEAH, SO
GROSS.
>> Eileen: DON'T REMIND ME.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM FOR DESSERT.
ESPECIALLY WHEN THE DESSERT IS
MORDE-SHAKES!
OH, SHOOT.
I FORGOT SOMETHING IN THE CAR.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>> Margaret: WHAT'S UP?
>> Mordecai: I CAN'T FIND MY
WALLET.
>> Margaret: OH, LET'S SEE.
DID YOU CHECK THE GLOVE
COMPARTMENT?
>> Mordecai: YEAH, I CHECKED
THERE...ALREADY.
>> Margaret: OH, UH...
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Mordecai: [ CHUCKLES ]
[ GULPS ]
OH, SORRY. I SHOULDN'T --
>> Margaret: NO, IT'S FINE.
IT'S JUST...
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
>> Margaret: YOU'RE BREATH IS
REALLY BAD.
>> Mordecai: UGH! OH, MY GOSH.
UH...
>> Margaret: WAIT! NO!
IT'S --
>> Mordecai: I'M SORRY!
I'M SORRY!
>> Margaret: MORDECAI!
>> Rigby: YEAH, YOU KNOW, I CAME
UP WITH THE NAME MORDE-SHAKES,
SO TECH--
>> Mordecai: MORDE-SHAKES ARE
CANCELLED.
GOOD NIGHT EILEEN.
>> Rigby: WAIT, WHAT?
>> Mordecai: I NEED TO TALK TO
YOU.
COME ON!
>> Rigby: WHA!
>> Eileen: UH, GOODNIGHT?
>> Mordecai: [ PANTING ]
OH, MAN, THIS IS BAD.
THIS IS REALLY BAD.
>> Rigby: DUDE, WHAT IS IT?
>> Mordecai: I KISSED MARGARET.
>> Rigby: WHOA.
I OWE MUSCLE MAN SO MUCH MONEY.
>> Mordecai: UGH!
I'M SUCH AN IDIOT!
>> Rigby: BUT THAT'S WHAT YOU
WANTED.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
DID YOU HAVE BAD BREATH OR
SOMETHING?
>> Mordecai: [ MOANS ]
I DID!
>> Rigby: SERIOUSLY?
YOU DIDN'T CHECK FIRST?
>> Mordecai: I WAS IN THE
MOMENT.
>> Rigby: YOU GOT TO PACK A
MINT, BRO.
>> Mordecai: UGH!
THAT WAS OUR FIRST KISS, AND I
BLEW IT!
I'M NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO FACE
HER AGAIN!
I WISH I COULD JUST TAKE IT
BACK.
>> Rigby: SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED A
TIME MACHINE.
>> Mordecai: HA!
YEAH. I WISH.
[ GASPS ]
WAIT.
YOU MEAN YOU STILL HAVE IT?
>> Rigby: OH, YOU MEAN THE TIME
MACHINE YOU SAID WAS A SCAM AND
A WASTE OF MONEY?
>> Mordecai: WELL, YEAH!
WHO SELLS A TIME MACHINE FOR
$15?
>> Rigby: IT WAS ON SALE!
>> Mordecai: SO CAN I USE IT?
>> Rigby: ONLY IF YOU ADMIT IT'S
ACTUALLY REALLY COOL.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, QUIT MESSING
AROUND!
MY LIFE IS ON THE LINE!
>> Rigby: OKAY, OKAY. GEEZ.
[ RUMMAGING ]
>> Mordecai: THAT'S IT?
IT LOOKS KIND OF JUNKY.
>> Rigby: OH, SO I GUESS YOU
DON'T WANT TO USE IT, THEN.
>> Mordecai: NO! NO, NO!
I'M SORRY!
HOW DOES IT WORK?
>> Rigby: I DON'T KNOW.
I NEVER USED IT BEFORE.
[ BEEPING ]
>> Mordecai: GIMME.
UH, WHERE'S THE "ON" SWITCH?
>> Rigby: DUDE, YOU'RE GONNA
BREAK IT!
>> Mordecai: I JUST WANT TO GO
BACK TO 15 MINUTES AGO!
[ BEEP ]
>> Rigby: AAH!
>> Mordecai: WHOA.
WHAT HAPPENED?
>> Rigby: THIS THING JUST SENT
US OUTSIDE.
>> Mordecai: NO, DUDE, LOOK!
THERE WE ARE.
>> Past Rigby: YOU'RE REALLY
GONNA LOAD UP ON DESSERTS AFTER
THAT CHILI-DOG INCIDENT?
>> Rigby: WHOA, THIS IS WEIRD.
>> Mordecai: SHOOT!
HERE I COME!
>> Rigby: WELL, DO SOMETHING.
>> Mordecai: LIKE WHAT?
>> Rigby: I DON'T KNOW!
>> Mordecai: I CAN'T JUST BARGE
IN THERE.
>> Rigby: WELL, HERE COMES
MARGARET.
[ CHUCKLES ]
LOOK HOW NERVOUS YOU ARE.
"HEY, BABY.
CAN YOU HELP ME FIND WHAT I'M
LOOKING FOR?"
"OKAY."
>> Mordecai: DUDE, QUIT IT!
>> Rigby: WHAT HAPPENED?
>> Mordecai: I DIDN'T TOUCH IT!
>> Rigby: MAN, MUST BE KIND OF
GLITCHY.
>> Mordecai: THAT'S WHAT YOU
GET FOR $15.
>> Rigby: HEY, BUT IT WORKED!
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
LET ME SEE IT FOR A SEC.
GO BACK TWO MONTHS AGO.
HA HA! AWESOME!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, QUIT FOOLING
AROUND!
OKAY, WHAT'S A FAST WAY WE CAN
FIX MY BAD BREATH IN THE PAST SO
THAT WHEN I KISS MARGARET, IT'S
NOT BAD?
>> Rigby: I TOLD YOU MAN. MINTS.
>> Mordecai: OKAY, YEAH.
WE'LL GO BACK EARLIER IN THE
NIGHT AND JUST GIVE MY PAST SELF
A MINT.
TWO HOURS AGO.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ CRASH ]
YOU GOT THOSE MINTS?
>> I GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS
PLACE!
I GOT TO GET OUT OF CRIME TOWN!
>> Past Mordecai: WHAT THE...
>> Rigby: DUDE, THAT'S NOT GONNA
WORK.
>> Mordecai: WELL, I DON'T WANT
ME TO SEE ME.
>> Rigby: HERE.
>> Mordecai: RIGBY, WAIT.
>> Rigby: Psst! HEY, MORDECAI.
>> Past Mordecai: Shh!
>> Rigby: YOU WANT SOME MINTS?
>> Past Mordecai: WHAT?
NO DUDE. SHUSH.
>> Rigby: THEY'RE REALLY GOOD.
HERE, TAKE A COUPLE.
>> Past Mordecai: DUDE, QUIT IT!
>> Rigby: JUST TAKE 'EM!
>> Past Mordecai: STOP!
>> All: Shhh!
>> Past Margaret: MORDECAI!
>> Past Rigby: DUDE, WE'RE
TRYING TO WATCH THE MOVIE!
>> Past Mordecai: YEAH, THEN YOU
STOP TRYING TO TALK TO --
WAIT.
>> Mordecai: UGH!
WHY WOULDN'T I JUST TAKE A MINT?
>> Rigby: I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
BUT YOU WOULDN'T EVEN NEED A
MINT IF YOU HADN'T EATEN THAT
CHILI DOG EARLIER.
>> Mordecai: THAT'S IT!
I'LL JUST STOP MYSELF FROM
EATING IT!
SHOOT!
I'M ABOUT TO ORDER!
UGH!
IF ONLY THAT TRUCK WASN'T THERE!
>> Rigby: YOU GOT IT.
FOLLOW ME.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT?
>> Past Mordecai: YEAH.
LET ME GET A SLOPPY DAN DOG WITH
EXTRA ONIONS.
>> EXTRA? YOU SURE?
>> Past Mordecai: YEAH!
PILE 'EM ON!
>> ONE SLOPPY DAN WITH --
WHAT THE --
[ CRASH ]
>> All: EW!
>> Past Mordecai: WHAT?
FIVE-SECOND RULE!
>> Mordecai: UGH.
THAT WAS REALLY GROSS.
>> Rigby: SEE, I TOLD YA.
>> Mordecai: UGH!
WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?
>> Rigby: YEAH, MAN.
I CAN'T BELIEVE MARGARET LET YOU
KISS HER.
>> Mordecai: QUIET!
IF ONLY I HAD EATEN SOMETHING
EARLIER, I WOULDN'T HAVE EVEN
WANTED THAT DUMB CHILI DOG!
SEVEN HOURS AGO!
>> Past Margaret: HEY.
SAVED YOU GUYS THE LAST PIECE OF
APPLE PIE.
>> Past Mordecai: NO THANKS.
>> Past Rigby: WE'RE SAVING ROOM
FOR CHILI DOGS TONIGHT!
>> Past Margaret: OKAY.
>> Mordecai: MARGARET, WE'LL
TAKE THAT PIE AFTER ALL!
>> Past Margaret: SURE!
HERE YOU GO.
>> Past Mordecai: WHAT?
WE SAID NO.
>> Past Margaret: HUH?
>> Past Rigby: YEAH, CHILI DOGS
TONIGHT, REMEMBER?
>> Past Margaret: OH. SORRY.
IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY.
>> Rigby: MARGARET, WHERE'S THE
PIE?
CAN WE GET SOME SANDWICHES, TOO?
WITH FRIES!
>> Past Margaret: SURE THING.
HERE'S YOUR FOOD.
THE FRIES WILL BE OUT IN A
MINUTE.
>> Past Mordecai: UH, ARE YOU
FEELING ALL RIGHT?
>> Past Margaret: COME ON, GUYS!
IF YOU'RE MESSING WITH ME, IT'S
NOT FUNNY!
>> Past Mordecai: WE'RE NOT.
I SWEAR!
>> Mordecai: GREAT!
NOW MARGARET'S MAD AT ME.
>> Rigby: I GUESS YOU'RE JUST
DESTINED TO RUIN YOUR CHANCES
WITH HER.
>> Mordecai: I'M NOT GIVING UP!
THERE'S GOT TO BE A WAY TO FIX
MY BAD BREATH!
[ GASPS ] I GOT IT!
>> Past Mordecai: [ YAWNS ]
AW, YEAH.
THAT'S WHAT THE LADIES LIKE.
AAH!
>> Mordecai: GRAB THE MOUTHWASH!
>> Past Mordecai: RIGBY?
WHAT?! UNH!
UGH!
>> Rigby: OPEN YOUR MOUTH!
>> Mordecai: IT'S FOR YOUR OWN
GOOD!
>> Past Mordecai: WHAT THE HECK?
GET OFF, MAN!
>> Mordecai: OH, MAN.
>> Rigby: THIS CAN'T BE GOOD.
>> Past Mordecai: WAIT, WHO ARE
YOU GUYS?
>> Mordecai: WE'RE FROM THE
FUTURE.
>> Past Mordecai: OH, NO!
WHERE AM I?
WHAT YEAR IS THIS?
>> Rigby: RELAX.
IT'S THE SAME DAY, JUST LATER AT
NIGHT.
>> Past Mordecai: WELL, TAKE ME
BACK!
I DON'T WANT TO CEASE TO EXIST
OR SOMETHING!
>> Mordecai: WAIT.
IF WE REMOVED ME FROM THE PAST,
DOES THAT MEAN I'M GONNA
DISAPPEAR?
>> Rigby: I DON'T KNOW.
I'M NOT AN EXPERT ON TIME
TRAVEL.
JUST TELL HIM WHAT'S UP!
>> Mordecai: OKAY, LOOK.
WE FINALLY KISS MARGARET
TONIGHT.
>> Past Mordecai: WHAT? NO WAY.
>> Mordecai: NO, REALLY!
BUT IT'S BAD!
WE HAD BAD BREATH, AND SHE
PUSHED US AWAY, AND IT WAS
REALLY EMBARRASSING.
SO RIGBY AND I HAVE BEEN
TRAVELING BACK IN TIME TRYING TO
FIX IT.
>> Past Mordecai: WAIT, DON'T
TELL ME YOU'RE ACTUALLY TRYING
TO USE THAT "TIME MACHINE" RIGBY
WAS SCAMMED INTO BUYING.
>> Rigby: IT WASN'T A SCAM.
IT REALLY WORKS.
>> Past Mordecai: WHATEVER.
ALL I KNOW IS GUYS FROM THE
FUTURE LIE.
REMEMBER THAT LIP-SYNCING
FIASCO?
>> Mordecai: BUT THIS IS
DIFFERENT!
>> Past Mordecai: AND WHAT'S
THIS WE KISSED MARGARET
BUSINESS?
I HAVEN'T KISSED MARGARET YET.
JUST BECAUSE YOU MESSED UP
DOESN'T MEAN I'M GONNA.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, THAT'S NOT
HOW IT WORKS!
>> Past Mordecai: NO, DUDE.
JUST STOP TRYING TO BLOCK MY
LIP-LOCK.
GIVE ME THAT PIECE OF JUNK.
>> Mordecai: WAIT!
>> Rigby: DON'T WORRY.
HE'S NOT GONNA FIGURE OUT HOW TO
USE IT.
>> Past Mordecai: TAKE ME BACK
TO THIS MORNING.
>> Rigby: WELL, I GUESS HE'S
SMARTER THAN YOU SOMEHOW.
>> Mordecai: UGH! GREAT!
WELL, THAT'S IT, THEN!
WE LOST THE TIME MACHINE!
I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO LIVE
WITH THIS KISS.
>> Rigby: NEVER SAY "NEVER,"
MAN.
>> Mordecai: I DIDN'T SAY
"NEVER."
>> Rigby: [ Sing-songy ] WHO'S
YOUR BEST FRIEND?
>> Mordecai: WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
>> Rigby: BA-BA-BA-BAM!
>> Mordecai: WHAT? HOW?
>> Rigby: DUDE, REMEMBER WHEN I
SENT MYSELF BACK TWO MONTHS
AGO?
YOU THOUGHT I WAS FOOLING
AROUND, BUT I WENT BACK AND
BOUGHT A SECOND TIME MACHINE!
>> Mordecai: RIGBY, YOU'RE A
GENIUS!
>> Rigby: YEAH, I SAVED 3 BUCKS
WITH THE DOUBLE ORDER.
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT, COME ON.
WE GOT TO STOP ME BEFORE IT'S
TOO LATE.
BACK TO THIS MORNING!
>> Rigby: DUDE, STOP!
WE'RE TRYING TO HELP YOU!
>> Past Mordecai: YEAH, RIGHT!
YOU CAN'T KEEP ME FROM KISSING
MARGARET!
>> Mordecai: WHATEVER, DUDE.
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'LL EVER FIGURE
OUT I KISSED HER IN THE CAR AT
11:55.
>> Rigby: DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING?
>> Mordecai: I HAVE A PLAN.
SHOOT!
I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST GAVE THAT
AWAY!
I'M SUCH AN IDIOT!
>> Past Mordecai: HMM-HMM.
11:55!
>> Past Mordecai 2: HEY!
[ STRUGGLING ]
>> Past Mordecai: [ PANTING ]
HEY, SORRY, MAN, BUT YOU AIN'T
GETTING MY KISS TONIGHT.
OH, HEY, MARGARET.
WHAT'S UP?
AAH!
JUST STAY AWAY FROM ME!
AAH!
>> Mordecai: OKAY, RIGBY, QUICK!
GO BACK TO THE PRESENT AND
REMEMBER TO DESTROY THE TIME
MACHINE!
>> Rigby: YEAH, FINE.
BUT YOU OWE ME 27 BUCKS!
WELL, YOU WILL OWE ME, I GUESS.
BACK TO THE PRESENT!
>> Past Mordecai: AAH!
>> Margaret: WHAT'S UP?
>> Mordecai: I, UH...
I CAN'T FIND MY WALLET.
>> Margaret: OH, LET'S SEE.
DID YOU CHECK THE GLOVE
COMPARTMENT?
>> Mordecai: YEAH, I CHECKED
THERE...ALREADY.
>> Margaret: OH, UH...
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Mordecai: [ CHUCKLES ]
OH! FOUND IT!
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Margaret: OH. GREAT.
THAT'S GREAT!
>> Mordecai: SO ANYWAY, DO
YOU...
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
...WANT TO HEAD INSIDE?
>> Margaret: SURE.
>> Mordecai: WHO'S READY FOR
MORDE-SHAKES?
>> Rigby: YEAH!
TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH.
>> Mordecai: YOU HAVE NO IDEA.
COME ON.
>> Rigby: YOU KNOW, I CAME UP
WITH THE NAME MORDE-SHAKES.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, YEAH.