>> Mordecai: MOVIE NIGHT!
>> Rigby: LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT.
>> Mordecai: HEY.
"LOVE BY THE DOZEN"?
>> Rigby: UGH.
ROMANTIC COMEDY?
VETOED!
>> OOH, WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?
IT LOOKS CREEPY.
>> Mordecai: "CEASE AND
DECEASED"?
NAH, NO SCARY STUFF.
RIGBY CAN'T HANDLE IT.
>> Rigby: WHAT?!
>> Mordecai: REMEMBER THE TIME
WE SAW "DEATH FOR BREAKFAST"?
YOU DIDN'T EAT PANCAKES FOR A
WEEK.
>> Rigby: I WAS SLEEPING IN THAT
WEEK!
>> Mordecai: [ Mockingly ] "OH,
NO, THE BACON'S GONNA GET ME!"
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Rigby: YOU'RE THE BACON.
>> Margaret: DON'T YOU GUYS HAVE
ANYTHING WITH ADVENTURE?
>> Mordecai: UH, LET'S SEE.
>> Rigby: FORGET MOVIES.
WE SHOULD GO ON A REAL
ADVENTURE.
>> All: HUH?
>> Rigby: YEAH.
TO THE OLD ABANDONED PARK ZOO.
>> Mordecai: COME ON, GUYS.
IT'S MOVIE NIGHT.
WE SHOULD STAY INSIDE AND VEG
OUT ON THE COUCH.
>> Rigby: [ CHUCKLES ]
MORDECAI'S JUST AFRAID WE'LL RUN
INTO DEATH BEAR.
>> Both: DEATH BEAR?
>> Rigby: YOU GUYS HAVE NEVER
HEARD OF DEATH BEAR?
>> Margaret: NO.
>> Rigby: WELL, GATHER 'ROUND.
>> Mordecai: [ SIGHS ]
>> Rigby: THE TALE OF DEATH BEAR
IS A TALE AS OLD AS 15 TO 20
YEARS AGO.
HE WAS A TROUBLED BEAR WHO LIVED
IN THE PARK ZOO, WHO WAS EVIL TO
THE CORE.
ONE DAY, OUT OF NOWHERE, HE
ATTACKED AND KILLED HIS TRAINER.
THE ZOO WAS FORCED TO CLOSE
DOWN, BUT DEATH BEAR WOULDN'T
LEAVE.
SO HE STILL ROAMS THE OLD
ABANDONED ZOO, GROWING MORE EVIL
OVER THE YEARS.
ONLY ABLE TO SURVIVE BY BREAKING
INTO PEOPLE'S HOMES, EATING
THEIR FOOD, AND THEN EATING
THEM!
>> Both: WHOA!
>> Mordecai: PBHT! LAME.
DEATH BEAR'S JUST A DUMB URBAN
LEGEND.
COME ON. STORY TIME'S OVER.
LET'S GET THIS MOVIE STARTED,
RIGHT?
EH?
[ SNIFFS ]
MMM! SEMI-BURNT POPCORN!
SAVED A SEAT FOR YOU RIGHT HERE,
MARGARET.
>> Rigby: YEAH, SEE, I TOLD YOU.
SCARED OF DEATH BEAR.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?!
DEATH BEAR ISN'T EVEN REAL.
YOU KNOW I'M NOT SCARED.
RIGHT, MARGARET?
>> Margaret: MORDECAI, IT'S ALL
RIGHT.
IF YOU'RE SCARED TO GO, I MEAN.
IT DOES SOUND KIND OF SCARY.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?!
NO!
IT'S JUST -- IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE
MOVIE NIGHT.
>> Rigby: EXCUSES, EXCUSES, MAN.
LOOK, IF YOU SWEAR YOU'RE NOT
SCARED, THEN I DARE YOU TO TAKE
A PICTURE INSIDE DEATH BEAR'S
CAGE!
>> Both: OOOOOH!
>> Mordecai: NO, DUDE.
THAT'S DUMB.
>> Margaret: COME ON.
IT'LL BE AN EXCITING ADVENTURE.
>> YEAH, AND ALL DESOLATE AND
SPOOKY.
>> Margaret: EILEEN, WE'RE
TRYING TO MAKE HIM NOT SCARED.
>> Mordecai: I'M NOT SCARED!
>> Margaret: I DON'T KNOW.
>> SOUNDS SCARED TO ME.
>> Rigby: TOTALLY SCARED, MAN.
>> Mordecai: [ SIGHS ]
OKAY. FINE.
LET'S GO TO THE ABANDONED ZOO
AND TAKE A PICTURE IN THE DUMB
BEAR CAGE.
>> Margaret: YEAH! ALL RIGHT!
>> THIS IS GONNA BE FUN!
>> Rigby: I'LL GRAB THE CAMERA.
>> Margaret: WE'LL WATCH A MOVIE
ANOTHER NIGHT, I PROMISE.
>> Mordecai: WE BETTER.
>> Margaret: SUCH A POUTER.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Rigby: YES! HA HA HA!
[ Echoing ] DEATH BEAR!
THERE IT IS!
>> NEAT!
CHECK IT OUT! I'M A LION TAMER!
AAH!
[ CHAIN RATTLES ]
>> Margaret: THE GATE'S LOCKED.
>> AW, MAN.
>> Rigby: NO WAY!
>> Mordecai: OH, WELL.
GUESS IT WASN'T MEANT TO BE.
BUT WE STILL HAVE ENOUGH TIME
FOR MOVIE NIGHT.
KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
LET'S GO BACK TO --
>> Rigby: HEY! I FOUND A WAY IN.
>> Margaret: COOL.
>> WAY TO GO, RIGBY.
>> Mordecai: WAIT. BUT --
>> Margaret: YOU COMING,
MORDECAI?
>> Rigby: YEAH, MORDECAI.
YOU COMING?
>> Mordecai: [ SIGHS ]
YOU'RE REALLY ENJOYING THIS,
AREN'T YOU?
>> Rigby: HMM-HMM!
COOL!
>> IT'S SO WEIRD WITHOUT ANY
ANIMALS.
>> Margaret: YEAH, IT'S LIKE THE
END OF THE WORLD OR SOMETHING.
>> Mordecai: YOU'RE NOT AFRAID,
ARE YOU?
>> Margaret: HA! YEAH, RIGHT.
YOU'RE THE BIG CHICKEN HERE.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
>> Rigby: OH, YEAH!
REPTILE BUILDING!
THINK YOU CAN HANDLE GOING IN
THERE?
>> Mordecai: PBHT! STEP ASIDE.
>> DO YOU THINK DEATH BEAR'S
REAL?
>> Rigby: HECK, YEAH, HE'S REAL!
HE'S PROBABLY WAITING FOR US ON
THE OTHER SIDE OF THIS BUILDING.
>> Mordecai: NO, HE'S NOT, DUDE.
THERE'S NO ONE HERE.
AAH!
>> Rigby: [ LAUGHS ]
>> AWW. HOW CUTE.
>> Rigby: MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE
THE LEAD.
THERE MIGHT BE MORE SQUIRRELS UP
AHEAD.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Margaret: YOU OKAY?
>> Mordecai: YEAH, I'M FINE.
>> Margaret: YOU SURE YOU CAN
HANDLE DEATH BEAR?
THAT SQUIRREL WAS PRETTY SCARY
BACK THERE.
>> Mordecai: I WASN'T SCARED.
I WAS JUST SURPRISED.
THERE'S A DIFFERENCE YOU KNOW.
>> Margaret: OH, YEAH, SURE.
YOU LOOKED PRETTY SCARED TO ME.
BOO!
>> Mordecai: HA HA.
NO, SERIOUSLY, THOUGH.
WE ACTUALLY CAME TO THIS ZOO A
COUPLE OF TIMES WHEN WE WERE
KIDS, YOU KNOW?
>> Margaret: OH, COOL.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, IT WAS PRETTY
COOL.
THE ONLY THING I DIDN'T LIKE WAS
THE BEAR.
>> Margaret: SO YOU ARE SCARED
OF DEATH BEAR.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Mordecai: WELL, YEAH, WHEN I
WAS LITTLE.
IT WAS JUST A REGULAR BEAR,
THOUGH.
OH, NO WAY!
I TOTALLY REMEMBER THIS!
THIS WAS MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT
COMING TO THE ZOO.
I LOVED RIDING THIS TRAIN.
THE CONDUCTOR WOULD YELL, "ALL
ABOARD!"
AND I WOULD RACE TO GET THE
FIRST SEAT I COULD.
AHH.
>> Margaret: SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD
TIME.
SCOOCH.
KIND OF SMALL.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Mordecai: I CAN GET OUT.
>> Margaret: NO, I DON'T MIND.
IT'S COZY.
>> Mordecai: OH, YEAH.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Margaret: SO, WHERE ARE WE
GOING?
>> Mordecai: HMM.
[ Snooty accent ] CONDUCTOR!
TAKE US SOMEWHERE EXOTIC,
PLEASE, AND MIND THE BUMPS.
MY LADY DOESN'T LIKE GETTING
ILL.
THANK YOU.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
>> Rigby: HEY, GUYS! OVER HERE!
WE FOUND SOME MORE TRAIN TRACKS!
>> OH, RAD!
EVERYBODY, SCREAM THROUGH THE
TUNNEL!
WHOO!
>> Rigby: WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!
>> Mordecai: AFTER YOU.
>> Margaret: OH, WHAT A
GENTLEMAN.
WHOO!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
WAIT. WHERE'S MORDECAI?
[ Echoing ] MORDECAI!
HELLO!
MORD--
>> Mordecai: MARGARET!
>> Margaret: AAH!
>> Mordecai: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Margaret: WHAT ARE YOU
DOING?!
>> Mordecai: I WENT AROUND.
>> Margaret: UGH. DON'T DO THAT.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
IT'S FUNNY.
>> Rigby: AW, WHAT?
>> Margaret: NOW WHICH WAY?
>> WHOA, CHECK IT OUT, GUYS.
>> Margaret: IS THAT A
FOOTPRINT?
>> IT'S HUGE!
>> Mordecai: NAW, CAN'T BE.
IT'S JUST A HOLE IN THE DIRT.
>> Rigby: NAW, MAN.
IT'S DEATH BEAR!
THIS WAY.
>> UH, I THINK WE FOUND IT.
>> Rigby: YEAH, THAT'S
DEFINITELY IT.
>> Mordecai: OKAY.
WELL, WE'RE HERE.
LET'S TAKE THE PICTURE AND GO.
>> Rigby: OH, NO.
THIS IS JUST THE ENTRANCE.
ANYBODY CAN TAKE A PICTURE IN
HERE.
WE'RE GOING TO THE REAL CAGE --
DOWN THROUGH THERE!
>> Both: WHAT?
>> Mordecai: NO WAY, DUDE.
WE'RE NOT GOING DOWN THERE.
>> Rigby: WHY NOT?
I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T SCARED.
[ CHUCKLES ]
>> Mordecai: RIGBY!
UGH!
>> WELL...
>> Margaret: YOU COMING?
>> Mordecai: RIGBY?!
>> Rigby: WHOA! AWESOME!
>> Mordecai: [ GROWLS ]
RIGBY, WHERE ARE YOU?
>> Rigby: HURRY UP!
>> FEELS LIKE WE SHOULDN'T BE IN
HERE.
>> Margaret: RIGBY, COME ON.
>> Rigby: I'M NOT STOPPING TILL
I FIND DEATH BEAR!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, QUIT MESSING
AROUND.
>> Rigby: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Mordecai: DUDE, FORGET IT.
WE'RE GOING BACK.
COME ON, GUYS.
>> Rigby: [ SCREAMS ]
>> All: RIGBY!
>> Mordecai: RIGBY! RIGBY!
[ PANTING ]
RIGBY!
>> Rigby: AAH!
[ ALL SCREAM ]
>> Rigby: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Mordecai: DUDE, WHAT THE
HECK?!
>> Rigby: [ Laughing ] OH, MAN.
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR FACES!
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU REALLY -- YOU REALLY
BELIEVED!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Margaret: DUDE, YOU ALMOST
GAVE US HEART ATTACKS.
>> WE THOUGHT DEATH BEAR GOT
YOU.
>> Rigby: [ LAUGHS ]
DEATH BEAR'S NOT REAL!
IT'S JUST A MYTH.
YOU GUYS TOTALLY FELL FOR IT!
>> Mordecai: WHATEVER.
CAN WE GO BACK TO THE HOUSE NOW?
>> Rigby: [ Laughing ] SURE.
SURE.
BUT LET'S TAKE THE PICTURE
FIRST.
[ CAMERA FLASH CHARGING ]
OKAY. GET READY.
>> HEY, WHAT'S THIS DOOR FOR?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
I'M NOT A ZOOKEEPER.
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
SWEET!
[ LAUGHS ]
MAN, I GOT YOU GUYS GOOD.
YOU GOT TO ADMIT IT.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, YEAH.
>> WELL, YOU GOT ME GOOD, RIGBY.
>> Rigby: YEAH, DEATH BEAR'S
REALLY GONNA BE LIVING DOWN
HERE.
UH, HELLO? DEATH BEAR? YOU HOME?
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
>> [ Deep voice ] YEAH, UH, THE
PIZZA YOU ORDERED IS HERE.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Margaret: YOU WERE HOLDING ME
PRETTY TIGHT FOR SOMEONE WHO'S
NOT SCARED.
>> Mordecai: WHAT? NO.
YOU WERE TOTALLY HOLDING ONTO
ME.
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
>> Rigby: AW, MAN.
THESE THINGS FOREVER TO SHOW UP.
>> ACTUALLY, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED
TO SHAKE IT.
>> Rigby: OH, YEAH, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS PIECE DOES?
>> YEAH, SEE, YOU JUST TURN IT
LIKE THIS.
>> Margaret: SO YOU STILL WISH
YOU WERE JUST WATCHING A MOVIE?
>> Mordecai: NAH, THIS WAS
PRETTY FUN.
I MEAN, I GOT TO HANG OUT WITH
YOU, SO THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS.
>> Margaret: [ CHUCKLES ]
UH, MORDECAI...
>> Mordecai: YEAH?
>> Margaret: WHAT IS THAT?!
>> Mordecai: HUH?
[ BEAR SNORTS ]
[ BOTH WHIMPER ]
[ BEAR GROWLS ]
[ BEAR ROARS ]
[ ALL SCREAM ]
[ BEAR ROARS ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> Rigby: OH, MY GOSH!
DEATH BEAR'S REAL!
>> Mordecai: OH, MAN!
I'M GONNA KILL YOU FOR THIS,
RIGBY!
>> I THINK DEATH BEAR'S GONNA
TAKE CARE OF THAT!
>> Margaret: QUIT IT!
DON'T SAY THAT!
[ BEAR GROWLING ]
[ ALL PANTING ]
>> Mordecai: AAH!
QUICK! BARRICADE THE DOOR!
>> I'LL CALL ANIMAL CONTROL.
[ DIALING ]
[ BEAR ROARS ]
>> Hello. Animal Control. Hello?
[ BEAR GROWLS ]
>> Rigby: [ SQUEAKS ]
>> Mordecai: [ GASPS ]
EILEEN!
>> [ WHIMPERING ]
[ BEAR ROARS ]
>> Mordecai: [ GRUNTS ]
>> YES, COME QUICK.
IT'S DEATH BEAR.
>> Mordecai: EVERYONE UPSTAIRS!
QUICK!
[ BEAR ROARS ]
>> ANIMAL CONTROL IS ON ITS WAY!
>> IT'S DEATH BEAR!
TAKE HIM DOWN!
[ GUNSHOTS ]
[ BEAR GROWLS ]
>> OOH!
[ GROANS ]
[ GUNSHOTS ]
>> I WANT TO GO HOME.
>> Rigby: AAH!
>> Mordecai: [ GASPS ]
>> Rigby: [ Deep voice ] WHAT
THE HECK, MAN?
>> Mordecai: SORRY.
[ BEAR ROARS ]
[ SCREAMING ]
[ GUNSHOTS ]
AAH!
[ BEAR ROARS ]
[ BEAR GROWLS ]
[ THUD! ]
[ GASPING ]
[ BEAR SNORES ]
[ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ]
>> POOR DEATH BEAR.
>> Mordecai: DON'T WORRY ABOUT
HIM.
HE'LL BE FINE.
THOSE ANIMAL SANCTUARIES ARE
LIKE FIVE-STAR HOTELS.
>> Margaret: HEY, SO, THANKS FOR
SAVING ALL OUR LIVES AND STUFF.
THAT WAS REALLY BRAVE OF YOU.
>> Mordecai: TO BE HONEST, I WAS
PRETTY SCARED.
>> Margaret: YEAH, BUT THAT'S
WHAT MADE YOU BRAVE.
WELL, I'LL SEE YOU LATER, YEAH?
>> Mordecai: YEAH.
COOL.
>> YOU WEREN'T EXACTLY BRAVE,
RIGBY, BUT I STILL THINK YOU'RE
PRETTY COOL.
>> Rigby: [ Deep voice ] THANKS.
YOU, TOO.
>> Margaret: HEY, SO HOW DID
THAT PICTURE TURN OUT?
>> Mordecai: AW, WHAT?
>> All: RIGBY!
>> Benson: [ SCOFFS ] FINALLY.
COULD YOU CLOSE THE DOOR,
PLEASE?
>> Rigby: YEAH, CLOSE THE DOOR.
>> Mordecai: JUST SIT DOWN!
>> Benson: AS YOU GUYS MAY OR
MAY NOT KNOW, IT'S POPS'
BIRTHDAY TOMORROW.
I WAS PLANNING ON GETTING HIM
SOMETHING NICE FROM THE ARTS AND
CRAFTS FAIR LAST SATURDAY, BUT
NOTHING REALLY STOOD OUT.
HAS ANYBODY GOTTEN HIM ANYTHING
YET?
>> Muscle Man: NO.
>> Benson: WHY AM I NOT
SURPRISED?
IDEAS? ANYBODY?
>> Muscle Man: HOW ABOUT ONE OF
THEM JEFF FORGEMAN GRILLS?
>> Benson: THAT'S ACTUALLY NOT A
BAD IDEA, BUT POPS HAS BEEN
WATCHING HIS CHOLESTEROL --
DOCTOR'S ORDERS.
WHAT ELSE?
>> Skips: HOW ABOUT WE GET HIM
SOME NEW GARDENING TOOLS?
>> Benson: WELL, MAYBE.
IT'S JUST, HE GETS NEW GARDENING
TOOLS ALL THE TIME.
>> Mordecai: WHAT ABOUT SOME
HORSEBACK-RIDING LESSONS?
>> Benson: PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE
JOKING.
>> Mordecai: WELL, NO.
ISN'T HE INTO THAT?
>> Benson: YOU DON'T REMEMBER?
THAT'S THE EXACT SAME GIFT WE
GOT HIM LAST YEAR.
>> Rigby: PSSHH.
>> Mordecai: DON'T "PSSHH" ME.
I DON'T HEAR YOU COMING UP WITH
ANYTHING.
>> Rigby: YEAH, BUT AT LEAST I
DIDN'T SAY THE SAME THING THAT
WE GOT HIM LAST YEAR.
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
>> Pops: HELLO?
MAY I PLEASE ENTER?
>> Benson: JUST A SECOND.
OKAY, YOU CAN COME IN NOW.
>> Pops: OH.
WHAT'S EVERYBODY DOING IN HERE?
>> Benson: OH, HEY, POPS.
WE WERE JUST, UH...
GOING OVER THE SCHEDULE.
>> Muscle Man: NO, WE WERE
TALKING ABOUT HOW NO ONE KNOWS
WHAT TO GET YOU FOR YOUR
BIRTHDAY.
>> Pops: OOH!
>> Benson: MUSCLE MAN, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING?!
>> Muscle Man: I'M SAYING WHAT'S
ON MY MIND, BRO.
I'M JUST REAL LIKE THAT.
>> Pops: YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT
TO GET ME FOR MY BIRTHDAY?
WELL, THAT'S QUITE SIMPLE.
>> Benson: WHAT IS IT, POPS?
>> Pops: A PAIR OF FUZZY DICE
FROM THE FUN FUN ZONE.
>> Rigby: FUZZY DICE?
>> Pops: YES, THEY'RE SO MUCH
FUN!
BUT, ALAS, THE ONLY WAY TO GET
THEM IS TO WIN A MILLION
TICKETS.
I'M AFRAID I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT
THROWING SKEEZE BALLZ.
>> Benson: WELL, FUZZY DICE IT
IS.
>> Rigby: YEAH, BUT I'M NOT
GOING TO THE FUN FUN ZONE.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, ME NEITHER.
I CAN'T STAND THAT PLACE -- ALL
THOSE NASTY KIDS.
>> Muscle Man: YEAH, AND TALK
ABOUT SUBSTANDARD PIZZA.
>> Rigby: AND WHAT ABOUT THAT
ANNOYING ANIMATRONIC BAND?
>> All: YEAH!
>> Benson: ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT!
LOOK, I DON'T LIKE
THE FUN FUN ZONE ANY MORE THAN
YOU DO, BUT IF POPS WANTS THOSE
FUZZY DICE, THEN WE'RE
GONNA GET HIM THOSE FUZZY DICE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Benson: LET'S GET THIS OVER
WITH.
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
EXCUSE ME.
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?
>> Mordecai: WE'RE JUST HERE TO
GET SOME FUZZY DICE.
>> I'M SORRY, BUT YOU MUST
ACCOMPANY AT LEAST ONE CHILD TO
ENTER.
>> Mordecai: AW, COME ON.
WE'LL JUST BUY THE DICE AND
LEAVE.
>> OHH!
I CAN'T BEND THE RULES FOR YOU,
SIR, BECAUSE IT JUST WOULDN'T BE
A FUN FUN ZONE WITHOUT
FUN FUN RULES.
>> Muscle Man: MAN, HOW ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO GET THOSE STUPID
DICE NOW?
>> Skips: I THINK I HAVE AN
IDEA.
>> HEY!
I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT YOU NEED
A KID TO GET IN!
[ WHAP! ]
>> Rigby: WHATEVS, MAN.
LOL. LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL.
LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL,
LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL, LOL.
LOL!
>> HMMMMMMM.
OKAY! GO ON IN, FOLKS!
HAVE A GREAT TIME!
[ SQUISH! ]
>> Benson: EUGGGGH!
[ CHILDREN LAUGH ]
HEY!
>> Mordecai: LET'S JUST FIND THE
DICE AND GET OUT OF HERE.
>> MAY I HELP YOU?
>> Benson: YEAH, HI.
WE'D LIKE A PAIR OF FUZZY DICE,
PLEASE.
>> THAT'LL BE 1 MILLION TICKETS.
>> Benson: [ CHUCKLES ]
NO.
WE'RE ACTUALLY GONNA BE PAYING
WITH CASH.
HOW MUCH IS THAT GONNA BE --
10, 15 BUCKS?
>> 1 MILLION TICKETS, SIR.
IF YOU'D LIKE, ALL OF OUR PRICE
LISTINGS FOR OUR ITEMS ARE ON
THE WALL.
>> Muscle Man: WELL, CAN WE JUST
BUY THE TICKETS?
>> TICKETS ARE A PENNY EACH.
[ ALL GROAN ]
>> Rigby: NICE.
WHAT'S THAT -- LIKE, 10 BUCKS?
>> Mordecai: DUDE, IT'S NOT
10 BUCKS.
IT'S $10,000.
>> Rigby: WOW! REALLY?
>> Benson: ALL RIGHT, BAD NEWS,
EVERYBODY -- WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
WIN SOME TICKETS IF WE'RE GONNA
GET THOSE DICE.
>> Skips: UH, YEAH.
WE WERE RIGHT HERE THE WHOLE
TIME.
>> Muscle Man: IT'S "GO" TIME!
>> Benson: ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS.
WE'RE 20,000 TICKETS SHORT OF
THE FUZZY DICE, AND WHAT'S WORSE
IS THAT WE ONLY HAVE ONE TOKEN
LEFT.
BUT I'VE NOTICED ONE GAME THAT
GIVES OUT MORE TICKETS THAN ALL
THE OTHERS.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
SKEEZE BALLZ.
THIS WILL HAVE TO BE A TEAM
EFFORT.
THE FASTER WE GO, THE MORE
CHANCES TO THROW THE BALLS WE
GET.
SO I WANT EVERYONE TO LINE UP,
AND WHEN THE BALLS DROP...
[ BOTH SNICKER ]
[ SIGHS ]
...WHEN THE GAME STARTS, YOU
THROW AND GET BACK IN LINE.
NOW, LET'S ROLL!
HURRY!
COME ON, MORDECAI! SINK IT!
[ ALL GASP ]
[ BUZZER ]
[ ALL CHEERING ]
>> Benson: ONE MILLION TICKETS.
>> WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE?
>> Benson: WE'LL TAKE THE FUZZY
DICE.
>> All: YEAH!
>> Benson: FOR POPS!
>> All: YEAH, FOR POPS!
>> Benson: YEAH! WE DID IT!
NOW WE CAN GIVE THESE TO POPS.
>> SORRY, BUT YOU AIN'T GIVING
NOTHING TO NOBODY.
>> All: HUH? WHAT?
>> Mordecai: AW, WHAT?
[ CAR ALARM CHIRPS ]
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
LET'S GET 'EM!
>> Muscle Man: WHOOOO!
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
[ HORN BLARES ]
[ HORNS BLARE ]
>> All: AAAH!
>> Mordecai: GIVE US BACK THE
DICE!
>> Muscle Man: GIVE US...THE...
DICE!
>> BACK OFF, CREEP!
[ DOOR CREAKS ]
>> Muscle Man: [ SQUEALS ]
[ TRUNK HORN BLARING ]
AAAAAAAAAH!
>> [ CHUCKLES EVILLY ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Benson: THEY'RE GETTING AWAY!
>> Rigby: THROUGH THERE!
>> STOP THE CAR!
>> I'M TRYING!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> [ GROANS ]
>> GO, GO, GO!
[ WHIRRING ]
>> All: AAAAAH!
>> Rigby: WHAT WAS THAT?!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Mordecai: GIVE US BACK OUR
DICE!
WE WON THEM FAIR AND SQUARE!
>> THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE GETTING
THESE DICE.
NOW GET OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE
SOMEBODY GETS HURT.
>> Benson: WHAT COULD YOU
POSSIBLE WANT WITH FUZZY DICE?
>> WELL, 10 YEARS AGO, WE
KNOCKED OVER BAY CITY JEWELERS
AND MADE OFF WITH MILLIONS'
WORTH OF UNCUT DIAMONDS.
THOSE DIAMONDS ARE IN THOSE
DICE.
>> SHUT UP, LOUIE!
>> Benson: I REMEMBER READING
ABOUT THAT.
THAT WAS YOU?
>> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
WE'VE BEEN LAYING LOW FOR 10
LONG YEARS, WAITING FOR THE
STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS ON
GRAND THEFT LARCENY TO RUN OUT.
AND IT WAS SUPPOSED TO END
TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT.
>> MM-HMM.
UNTIL YOU CLOWNS CAME ALONG AND
RUINED EVERYTHING.
>> Rigby: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE THE
DICE WITHOUT THE DIAMONDS?
>> IT'S TOO LATE.
AND YOU KNOW TOO MUCH.
>> MM-HMM.
>> Muscle Man: [ GRUNTS ]
>> HEY! GIVE THAT BACK!
>> ALL RIGHT.
NO MORE GAMES.
>> Rigby: NO, DON'T!
>> THIS IS THE FBI!
YOU'RE SURROUNDED!
GET ON THE GROUND NOW!
>> Targets are considered
hostile.
Repeat -- targets are considered
hostile.
[ GUN COCKS ]
>> COPY THAT, RED LEADER.
>> UH, WHAT DO WE DO, BOSS?
>> WE DO WHAT WE WERE MADE TO
DO -- SHOW THESE FOLKS A FUN
TIME.
>> HMM.
FUNNY -- I WAS THINKING THE
EXACT SAME THING.
>> [ CHUCKLES DOPILY ]
>> WELL, THEN, I GUESS IT'S
SHOWTIME!
>> GUN!
>> EAT LEAD, SUCKA!
[ GROANING ]
>> [ CHUCKLES DOPILY ]
[ CHUCKLES, GASPS ]
>> AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> All: AAAAH!
>> AAAAAH!
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
[ BOAT ENGINE REVS ]
>> Smoke 'em.
>> All: HA HA! YEAH!
[ SIMPLE MINDS' "DON'T YOU
(FORGET ABOUT ME)" PLAYS ]
>> * HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
* OOOOOOOOH, WHOA
* WON'T YOU COME SEE ABOUT ME?
* I'LL BE ALONE
* DANCING, YOU KNOW IT, BABY
* TELL ME YOUR TROUBLES AND
DOUBTS *
* GIVE ME EVERYTHING INSIDE AND
OUT *