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>> HUH, WELL, IF IT AIN'T MORDO

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AND RIGS.

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HEY, IS IT VH-FEST TIME AGAIN

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ALREADY?

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>> Mordecai: [ LAUGHS ]

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YEAH, DUDE.

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>> Rigby: CHECK OUT OUR PICKS.

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>> HMM.

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LET'S SEE WHAT WE GOT HERE.

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OOH, GREAT DIRECTOR.

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AW, THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

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"PRE-EXPLODER" WAS BETTER.

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HUH?

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WHAT THE HECK, MAN?!

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PAN AND SCAN?!

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DUDE, LETTERBOX ALWAYS!

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MEMBERSHIP CARD, POR FAVOR?

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[ BEEP! BEEP! ]

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>> Both: "BEEP, BEEP"?

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>> LOOKS LIKE YOU DUDES HAVE AN

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OVERDUE VIDEO.

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"THE BEST VHS IN THE WORLD," OUT

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FOR TWO MONTHS.

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>> Mordecai: WHA?!

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>> Both: "THE BEST VHS IN THE

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WORLD"?

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[ SIREN WAILING ]

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>> PULL OVER!

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[ TIRES SCREECH ]

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[ WARBLE! ]

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[ DOG BARKS ]

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[ ZOOM! ]

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>> "THE BEST VHS IN THE WORLD"!

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, THIS BLOWS.

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TAKE IT OUT.

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WHY DID YOU PICK THIS ONE,

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ANYWAYS?

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>> Rigby: DUDE, BECAUSE IT'S

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CALLED

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"THE BEST VHS IN THE WORLD."

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PLUS, IT'S MADE OF GOLD PLASTIC.

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>> Mordecai: NEXT!

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>> Rigby: [ GRUNTS ]

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>> LOOK, YOU GUYS NEED TO RETURN

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THE TAPE AND PAY THE LATE FEE.

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>> Rigby: BUT WE CAN'T AFFORD A

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LATE FEE!

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>> Mordecai: YEAH.

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AND WHAT IF WE CAN'T FIND IT?

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>> [ SIGHS ]

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THEN YOU LEAVE ME NO CHOICE.

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>> Both: STOP!

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>> WHY SHOULD I?

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>> Rigby: ALL WE HAVE IS A VCR,

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AND YOU'RE THE ONLY PLACE IN

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TOWN THAT STILL RENTS TAPES!

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>> OH, YEAH.

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ALL THOSE OTHER PLACES UPGRADED

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TO DVD.

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, WE'LL FIND

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IT.

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I THINK I REMEMBER WHERE IT IS

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SUDDENLY.

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>> HMM.

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>> Rigby: PLEASE!

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>> [ SIGHS ]

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FINE, BUT IT'S ONLY BECAUSE YOU

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DUDES APPRECIATE SUPERIOR VIDEO

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FORMATS.

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GET IT BACK HERE A.S.A.P. AND I

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WON'T CANCEL YOUR MEMBERSHIP.

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I'LL EVEN WAIVE THE FEE.

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>> Rigby: YOU WON'T REGRET THIS.

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>> I BETTER NOT OR YOU'LL NEVER

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RENT A TAPE HERE EVER AGAIN!

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[ BELL RINGS ]

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>> Mordecai: DIDN'T YOU THROW IT

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OVER THERE?

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>> Rigby: UH, I DON'T SEE IT.

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>> Mordecai: IT'S GOT TO BE

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AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

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CHECK THE VCR.

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>> Rigby: NOTHING!

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>> Mordecai: [ GROANS ]

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BENSON PROBABLY PUT IT IN OUR

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ROOM.

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AW, MAN!

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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE IT

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COULD BE?

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>> Rigby: NO.

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I CAN'T EVEN FIND MY BED.

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>> Mordecai: THERE'S JUST TOO

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MUCH JUNK EVERYWHERE!

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>> Rigby: MAYBE IT'S UNDER THIS

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EMPTY PIZZA BOX.

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AW, THERE'S MY BUTT-CHEEK PANTS!

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[ SIGHS ] BUT NO VHS.

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>> Mordecai: I KNOW WHAT WE HAVE

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TO DO.

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>> Rigby: SKIP TOWN?

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>> Mordecai: CLEAN THE ROOM.

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>> Rigby: [ GROANING ]

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THAT'S THE WORST.

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YOU'RE THE WORST.

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[ GROANS ]

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I'D RATHER JUST PAY FOR THE

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STUPID TAPE!

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>> Mordecai: THAT'S NOT A BAD

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IDEA.

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[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

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>> MOVIE SHACK HUT.

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>> Mordecai: IT'S MORDECAI.

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>> DUDE, THE GAME HAS CHANGED.

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I NEED THAT TAPE BACK BY 9:00.

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MY MANAGER'S DOING INVENTORY

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AFTER WE CLOSE, AND HE'LL CALL

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THE COLLECTIONS AGENCY IF HE

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FINDS OUT IT'S MISSING.

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>> Mordecai: WHAT WOULD IT COST

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TO JUST REPLACE THE TAPE?

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>> YOU'RE NOT GONNA LIKE IT.

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, JUST TELL ME.

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>> $1,000.

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>> Mordecai: $1,000?!

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>> IT'S A RARE, OUT-OF-PRINT

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VHS, A PIECE OF FILM HISTORY!

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>> Mordecai: IT'S A PIECE, ALL

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RIGHT.

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>> JUST FIND IT BY TONIGHT.

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I HEAR THOSE GUYS BREAK THUMBS.

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>> Mordecai: [ GROANS ]

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>> Rigby: WHAT DID HE SAY?

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>> Mordecai: WE EITHER RETURN

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THE VIDEO, PAY $1,000, OR HAVE

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OUR THUMBS BROKEN.

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>> Rigby: [ GASPING ]

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WE DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF

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MONEY, AND I REALLY ENJOY MY

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THUMBS!

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, DUDE, CHILL!

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HOW ARE WE GONNA FIND THE TAPE

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IN HERE IF YOU'RE JUST GONNA

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PANIC AND MAKE A BIGGER MESS?

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>> Rigby: GIVE ME ONE BETTER

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IDEA THAN PANICKING.

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>> Mordecai: WE'RE GONNA BUCKLE

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DOWN AND METHODICALLY CLEAN THIS

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ROOM UNTIL WE FIND THAT TAPE.

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>> Rigby: [ GROANS ] FINE.

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WE'LL DO THIS THE "RIGHT WAY" OR

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WHATEVER.

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[ BOTH GASP ]

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WHOA! I REMEMBER THIS.

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>> Mordecai: WELL, I GUESS

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THAT'S IT.

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THERE'S NO OTHER PLACE IT COULD

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BE.

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WE ONLY HAVE A FEW HOURS LEFT.

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NOW WHAT?

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>> Rigby: [ GASPS ]

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WHAT IF SOMEBODY IN THE HOUSE

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BORROWED IT?

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, YEAH!

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LET'S SPLIT UP AND ASK

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EVERYBODY.

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>> Muscle Man: DUDE, WHERE ARE

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THE BALLS?

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YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING 'EM.

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>> Hi Five Ghost: WELL, WHERE'S

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YOUR RACKET?

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>> Muscle Man: I'M NOT TALKING

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ABOUT RACKETS!

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I'M TALKING ABOUT BALLS!

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>> Hi Five Ghost: BUT BADMINTON

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DOESN'T HAVE BALLS!

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>> Muscle Man: WHAT?!

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I'M NOT PLAYING A GAME THAT

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DOESN'T HAVE BALLS IN IT!

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>> Mordecai: DUDES, DUDES, SHUT

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UP AND LISTEN.

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DID YOU EVER BORROW

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"THE BEST VHS IN THE WORLD" FROM

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ME AND RIGBY?

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>> Muscle Man: NO WAY, LOSER.

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>> Mordecai: [ GROANS ]

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THANKS FOR NOTHING.

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>> Muscle Man: YOU'RE WELCOME

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FOR NOTHING!

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>> Pops: HMM.

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NOW, WHERE DID I PUT MY WINTER

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HATS?

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>> Rigby: POPS, DID YOU BORROW

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"THE BEST VHS IN THE WORLD" FROM

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US?

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>> Pops: VH-WHO?

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>> Rigby: NEVER MIND.

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>> Benson: NO, I HAVEN'T SEEN

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YOUR DUMB MOVIE.

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I HAVE MY OWN PROBLEMS, LIKE THE

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EXTENSION CORD FOR THE DRILL I

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CAN'T FIND AND THIS STUPID

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VENTILATION SYSTEM THAT RATTLES

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ALL THE TIME!

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I THINK WE MIGHT HAVE RATS.

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[ BOTH COUGHING ]

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OH, GREAT.

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>> Skips: HEY, HAVE ANY OF YOU

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GUYS SEEN MY BASS AMP ANYWHERE?

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>> Mordecai: NO.

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DID YOU BORROW

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"THE BEST VHS IN THE WORLD?"

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>> Skips: NO.

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THAT MOVIE'S TERRIBLE.

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>> Mordecai: [ GROANS ]

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ALL RIGHT, LET'S REGROUP.

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AW, WHAT?!

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RIGBY, YOU MESSED UP EVERYTHING!

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>> Rigby: DUDE, IT WASN'T ME!

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>> Mordecai: YEAH, RIGHT.

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>> Rigby: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

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>> Mordecai: IT MEANS I DON'T

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BELIEVE YOU.

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>> Rigby: I SAID I DIDN'T DO

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ANYTHING!

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>> Mordecai: DUDE --

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[ GROANS ]

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THAT'S IT!

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AAH!

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>> Rigby: OOF!

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>> Mordecai: THIS IS ALL YOUR

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FAULT!

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IT WAS YOUR IDEA TO RENT

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"THE BEST VHS IN THE WORLD"!

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[ DOOR CREAKS ]

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>> DID YOU SAY

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"THE BEST VHS IN THE WORLD"?

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>> Mordecai: YEAH.

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>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

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[ HISSING ]

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THAT'S MY FAVORITE MOVIE.

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, THAT'S OURS.

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WE HAVE TO TAKE IT BACK TO THE

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VIDEO STORE.

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>> HUH?

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>> Rigby: WE NEED THAT TAPE!

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>> NO, NO!

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>> Mordecai: [ GASPS ] STOP HIM!

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>> [ HISSES ]

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[ BOTH GASP ]

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>> Rigby: THERE HE IS!

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COME ON, MORDECAI!

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>> Mordecai: [ GROANS ]

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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

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KEEP GOING!

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[ WIND GUSTING ]

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[ WHIP! ]

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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

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[ LOUD THUDDING ]

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>> Benson: I'M GONNA NEED BIGGER

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MOUSETRAPS.

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[ WHIP! WARBLE! ]

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>> Rigby: OH, MAN!

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>> Mordecai: WHERE THE TAPE

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GOES, WE GO.

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>> Rigby: [ GROANS ]

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[ BOTH SCREAMING ]

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[ BOTH GROAN ]

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HUH?

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MUSCLE MAN'S BADMINTON RACKET.

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>> Rigby: POP'S WINTER HAT.

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[ GASP ] THERE IT IS!

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IT'S NOT IN THE BOX.

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>> Rigby: NOTHING, MAN.

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[ WIND GUSTS ]

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>> GET OUT OF MY LAIR!

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[ WIND GUSTS ]

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>> Rigby: SHOW YOURSELF!

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>> Mordecai: GIVE US BACK THE

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TAPE!

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>> I'LL NEVER GIVE YOU

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"THE BEST VHS IN THE WORLD"!

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IT'S MY FAVORITE!

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>> Rigby: DUDE, IT'S NOT EVEN

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YOURS!

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GIVE IT BACK!

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>> YOU DON'T DESERVE IT!

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I SAW YOU THROW IT AWAY!

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>> Mordecai: THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE

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IT'S HORRIBLE!

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>> Rigby: WE STILL WANT IT BACK.

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>> BLASPHEMY!

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[ RUMBLING ]

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[ BOTH SCREAM ]

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>> I'LL PROVE TO YOU IT ISN'T

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LAME!

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>> Mordecai: HUH?

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>> CHECK OUT THE DESK.

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THAT'S RIGHT.

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I'M A PUBLISHED AUTHOR, AND I

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THINK IT'S AWESOME!

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, YOU JUST

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STAPLED THIS TOGETHER YOURSELF.

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>> Rigby: NOBODY'S GONNA READ

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YOUR LAME FANZINE, MAN.

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>> WE'RE GAINING READERSHIP!

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>> Mordecai: WHATEVER.

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I BET THIS IS THE ONLY COPY.

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>> BUT LOOK AT ALL THIS ART I

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PAINTED INSPIRED BY IT.

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THIS ONE IS OF ME AND

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"THE BEST VHS IN THE WORLD."

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THIS IS ME POINTING AT IT!

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AND HERE'S ONE OF IT IN WHAT I

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THINK HAWAII LOOKS LIKE.

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WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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>> Mordecai: MAYBE TAKE SOME

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LIFE-DRAWING CLASSES?

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>> I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU HAVE TO

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SAY!

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[ GROWLS ]

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>> Rigby: DUDE, NOT AGAIN!

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>> Mordecai: WE GOT TO FIND A

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LIGHT SWITCH!

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>> ART IS SUBJECTIVE, YOU KNOW!

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YOU DON'T COME INTO MY LAIR,

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INSULT MY ART AND MY FAVORITE

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VHS, AND LIVE!

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>> Rigby: [ GASP ]

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>> NOW DIE, DIE, DIE, DIE!

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DIE?

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[ FEEDBACK ]

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[ GROANS ]

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, IT'S OVER!

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GIVE US THE TAPE.

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>> Rigby: YEAH.

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>> NO!

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, LOOK AT

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YOURSELF.

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YOU'RE GOING CRAZY OVER THAT

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TAPE, AND IT'S NOT EVEN ANY

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GOOD.

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>> NO! YOU'RE WRONG!

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IT IS GOOD!

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THIS TAPE IS EVERYTHING TO ME.

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AND IF I CAN'T HAVE IT, NO ONE

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CAN!

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>> Rigby: NO!

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>> Mordecai: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

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IF WE DON'T RETURN THAT TAPE,

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WE'LL LOSE OUR VIDEO-STORE

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MEMBERSHIP!

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>> VIDEO STORE?

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>> Both: Y-YEAH, YEAH!

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>> Rigby: IT'S A MAGICAL PLACE

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FILLED WITH VIDEOS, AND THEY'RE

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ALL BETTER THAN THAT ONE.

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>> WHAT?!

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HAVE YOU READ THE TITLE?!

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, THEY JUST PUT

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THAT ON A LAME VIDEO TO GET

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PEOPLE TO RENT IT.

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>> SILENCE!

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I WON'T LET YOU GUYS TRICK ME!

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>> Mordecai: I KNOW YOU REALLY

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LOVE THAT TAPE.

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WE LOVE TAPES, TOO.

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WE'VE SEEN HUNDREDS OF THEM, AND

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THAT'S ONE OF THE WORST.

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>> SO EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A

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LIE?

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>> Mordecai: THERE'S A WHOLE

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WORLD OF VHS TAPES OUT THERE FOR

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YOU TO SEE.

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HAVEN'T YOU EVER WONDERED WHAT

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IT'S LIKE OUTSIDE YOUR CAVE?

376
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>> IT'S TRUE!

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THERE ARE TIMES WHEN I'VE

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PONDERED WHAT OTHER TAPES MIGHT

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HOLD.

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, IF YOU GIVE

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US THE TAPE, WE CAN SHOW YOU.

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>> I COULD EXPERIENCE THE

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OUTSIDE WORLD, WHERE DOGS DRIVE

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CARS AND U.F.O.s PEPPER THE

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SKIES!

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>> Rigby: U.F.O.s TOTALLY PEPPER

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THE SKIES.

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NOW WILL YOU PLEASE JUST GIVE US

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THE TAPE?

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>> WELL, OLD FRIEND, WE HAD A

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GOOD RUN.

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IT'S TIME YOU GO BACK WHERE YOU

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CAME FROM.

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AND ME?

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WELL, DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT OLD

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BUTTONWILLOW McBUTTONWILLOW.

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>> Rigby: [ SNICKERS ]

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>> THANKS FOR RETURNING THE

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VIDEO, HOMBRES.

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HERE'S YOUR CARD BACK.

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>> Both: WHOA!

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>> AND HERE'S ONE FOR YOU, DUDE.

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WHAT IS THIS?

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>> Mordecai: IT'S A MEMBERSHIP

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CARD, MAN.

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WITH THAT, YOU CAN RENT ANY

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VIDEO YOU WANT.

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>> [ LAUGHS ]

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[ GIGGLING ]

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>> SO, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO RENT,

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LITTLE DUDE?

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>> I WOULD LIKE

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"THE BEST VHS IN THE WORLD."

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>> Muscle Man: [ LAUGHING ]

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I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE LOOK ON

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MORDECAI'S FACE WHEN HE FINDS

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HIS BED ON THE CEILING!

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HE'LL BE LIKE, "OH, NO!

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WHERE AM I GONNA SLEEP TONIGHT?"

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[ BOTH LAUGH ]

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BEST PRANK EVER!

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HUH!

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>> Pops: [ LAUGHING ]

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I'VE GOT YOU THIS TIME, BALLOON!

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UNH!

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[ TAPE SQUEAKING ]

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[ SOBBING ]

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>> Muscle Man: OH, NO, BRO!

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>> Pops: [ HYSTERICAL SOBBING ]

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>> Benson: POPS!

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>> Pops: [ SOBBING, WHIMPERING ]

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>> Benson: CALL AN AMBULANCE

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NOW!

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IT'S GONNA BE OKAY, POPS.

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>> Pops: [ SOBBING CONTINUES ]

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[ GROANS ]

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>> HE SHOULD BE FINE IN A FEW

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DAYS, BUT HE'S DEFINITELY LUCKY

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TO BE ALIVE.

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THAT BED COULD HAVE KILLED HIM.

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[ Echoing ] KILLED HIM.

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>> Muscle Man: POPS! POPS!

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POPS, I'M SO SORRY, BRO!

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IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!

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>> Pops: OH, NO WORRIES.

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I'LL BE QUITE ALL RIGHT.

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>> Muscle Man: NO, POPS, I

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ALMOST KILLED YOU!

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ALL BECAUSE OF MY STUPID PRANK!

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I SWEAR, FROM THIS DAY FORWARD,

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I WILL NEVER PRANK AGAIN, EVER.

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>> OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH.

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>> Pops: [ GROANS ]

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[ SIREN WAILS ]

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, MUSCLE MAN,

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WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

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>> Muscle Man: AWAY, BRO.

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I'M DONE WITH PRANKING FOREVER.

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>> Rigby: ALL RIGHT!

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NO MORE PRANKS FROM MUSCLE MAN.

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UP HIGH!

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>> Benson: NO, RIGBY.

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THIS IS BAD.

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WE'VE GOT A HUGE PROBLEM ON OUR

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HANDS NOW THAT MUSCLE MAN'S

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GIVEN UP PRANKING.

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>> Mordecai: WHAT ARE YOU

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TALKING ABOUT?

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>> Benson: BELIEVE IT OR NOT,

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MUSCLE MAN'S PRANKS SAVED THIS

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PARK A LONG TIME AGO.

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IT WAS UNDER SIEGE AND ALMOST

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DESTROYED IN A PRANK WAR WITH

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THE RIVAL PARK.

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[ PBHT! ]

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THEY WERE LED BY THEIR MANAGER

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GENE.

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>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

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>> Benson: THAT'S IT!

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WE'RE DONE FOR!

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AT LEAST, I THOUGHT WE WERE

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DONE FOR.

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>> Muscle Man: IT'S NOT OVER

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TILL I SAY IT'S OVER.

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[ ALL SCREAMING ]

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>> N-O-O-O-O-O!

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>> Benson: SO MUSCLE MAN BECAME

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THE ULTIMATE WEAPON IN ENDING

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THE PRANK WAR.

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WITH HIM GONE, THERE'S NO

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TELLING WHAT WILL HAPPEN.

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>> Mordecai: COME ON, BENSON.

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DO YOU SERIOUSLY THINK THAT GUY

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GENE IS GONNA HOLD A GRUDGE FOR

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THAT LONG?

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[ ALL SCREAMING ]

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WHOA!

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>> Benson: SEE?!

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THE PRANK WAR IS NOT OVER!

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WE HAVE TO WIN IT...

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OR WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE.

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OKAY, LISTEN UP!

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WE'RE GETTING SERIOUSLY PRANKED

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OUT THERE.

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WE CAN'T WIN THIS WITHOUT

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MUSCLE MAN, SO I'M GONNA

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CONVINCE HIM TO COME OUT OF

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RETIREMENT.

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IN THE MEANTIME, YOU GUYS NEED

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TO BUY US SOME TIME.

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MORDECAI, RIGBY, WHAT DO YOU GOT

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FOR ME?

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>> Mordecai: WE'RE GONNA TAKE

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OUT THEIR BATHROOMS.

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>> Rigby: WE'VE GOT JUMBO ROLLS

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OF PLASTIC WRAP.

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>> Benson: SOUNDS PROMISING.

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SKIPS, HI FIVE GHOST?

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>> Skips: WE GOT EXPIRED

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BOLOGNA, ILLEGAL FIREWORKS, AND

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THREE GOOD ARMS.

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>> Benson: GOOD, GOOD.

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JUST REMEMBER -- WE'RE DEALING

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WITH PROS OUT THERE, SO KEEP

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YOUR EYES OPEN.

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NOW GET OUT THERE AND MAKE THIS

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PARK PROUD!

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[ HORN HONKS ]

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00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,325
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]

530
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:53,560
>> OH, HEY, BENSON.

531
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,395
I HEAR MUSCLE MAN'S RETIRED FROM

532
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:56,363
PRANKING.

533
00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:58,031
THAT'S A REAL SHAME.

534
00:14:58,031 --> 00:15:00,667
LIGHT 'EM UP, BOYS!

535
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,469
>> Benson: BACK IN THE GARAGE!

536
00:15:02,469 --> 00:15:03,803
BACK IN THE GARAGE!

537
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:05,238
>> Rigby: WHAT DO WE DO?!

538
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,839
>> Skips: HI FIVE GHOST AND I'LL

539
00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:07,640
DRAW THEIR FIRE!

540
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,809
JUST GET MUSCLE MAN BACK!

541
00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:11,211
>> Hi Five Ghost: [ MOANS ]

542
00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:12,212
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]

543
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:13,746
>> THERE THEY ARE!

544
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:14,747
GO, GO, GO!

545
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,916
>> WHOO! WHOO!

546
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,151
[ LAUGHING ]

547
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:19,219
>> Benson: MORDECAI AND RIGBY,

548
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:20,353
HEAD TO THE OTHER PARK AND GET

549
00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:21,188
INTO PRANKING POSITION.

550
00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:22,089
I'LL CALL YOU WITH FURTHER

551
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:22,822
INSTRUCTIONS.

552
00:15:22,822 --> 00:15:23,856
>> Mordecai: BUT WHAT ARE YOU

553
00:15:23,856 --> 00:15:24,157
GONNA DO?

554
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,158
>> Benson: I'M GONNA GO GET

555
00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:26,693
MUSCLE MAN BACK.

556
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,935
[ WATER SPLASHING ]

557
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:37,404
MUSCLE MAN, THE RIVAL PARK IS

558
00:15:37,404 --> 00:15:38,338
PRANKING US AGAIN!

559
00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:38,838
WE NEED YOU!

560
00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:40,040
>> Muscle Man: YOU'VE GOT THE

561
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:40,673
WRONG MAN.

562
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:41,541
I DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE.

563
00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:42,609
>> Benson: BUT WE'RE GETTING

564
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:42,942
DESTROYED!

565
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,044
>> Muscle Man: MAYBE I DIDN'T

566
00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:45,545
MAKE MYSELF CLEAR.

567
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:47,114
I DON'T PRANK ANYMORE.

568
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:48,348
>> Benson: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!

569
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:49,216
YOU'RE JUST GONNA LET THEM

570
00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:50,050
DESTROY THE PARK?

571
00:15:50,050 --> 00:15:50,717
>> Muscle Man: WHOA!

572
00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:51,784
BACK UP, BRO!

573
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,286
I ALMOST KILLED A MAN!

574
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,887
A PARK? THAT'S JUST LAND.

575
00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:56,589
YOU CAN REPLACE THAT ANY DAY OF

576
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:57,090
THE WEEK.

577
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:58,425
BUT A MAN'S LIFE -- THAT'S

578
00:15:58,425 --> 00:15:58,858
FOREVER.

579
00:15:58,858 --> 00:16:00,360
>> Benson: BUT THE PARK IS --

580
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:01,361
>> Muscle Man: IT'S OVER,

581
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:01,861
BENSON.

582
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:02,762
I'M DONE.

583
00:16:02,762 --> 00:16:03,763
>> Benson: [ SCOFFS ]

584
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,465
THANKS FOR NOTHING.

585
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:14,941
Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man's

586
00:16:14,941 --> 00:16:15,208
out.

587
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:16,876
We're gonna have to stop this

588
00:16:16,876 --> 00:16:17,877
ourselves.

589
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:19,346
>> Mordecai: LET'S DO THIS.

590
00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:25,918
[ BOTH LAUGH ]

591
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:27,120
[ BOTH SCREAM ]

592
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,655
[ WATER SPLASHES ]

593
00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:32,659
>> Benson: Skips.

594
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:33,326
Come in, Skips!

595
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:34,394
>> Skips: YEAH, SKIPS HERE.

596
00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:35,562
>> Benson: I lost Mordecai and

597
00:16:35,562 --> 00:16:35,995
Rigby.

598
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,797
You and HFG still good to go?

599
00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:39,599
>> Skips: WE'RE ON IT.

600
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:39,966
>> AAH!

601
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:41,000
>> OHH!

602
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,502
>> Skips: [ SCREAMS ]

603
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:49,242
[ FIREWORKS EXPLODING ]

604
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:50,410
[ RANGERS SCREAMING ]

605
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:51,644
>> Skips: [ LAUGHING ]

606
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,846
OOH!

607
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:54,414
I'M HIT!

608
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:55,515
>> Benson: SKIPS!

609
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:56,583
COME IN, SKIPS!

610
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,251
>> Skips: There's too many of

611
00:16:58,251 --> 00:16:58,918
them!

612
00:16:58,918 --> 00:16:59,652
[ Screaming ]

613
00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:01,020
>> Benson: AAH! UNH!

614
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:01,921
>> Mordecai: Benson?

615
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:03,022
Come in, Benson.

616
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,091
>> Benson: MORDECAI, WHERE ARE

617
00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:04,691
YOU GUYS?

618
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:07,094
>> Mordecai: Right here.

619
00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:08,495
>> Benson: MORDECAI, RIGBY, GET

620
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:09,962
OUT OF THERE NOW!

621
00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,131
>> Both: OHH!

622
00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:13,366
>> Benson: N-O-O-O-O-O-O!

623
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,302
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

624
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:34,287
[ GRUNTS ]

625
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:35,655
>> Mordecai: WE GOT TO GET OUT

626
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:35,988
OF HERE!

627
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:39,392
THEIR PRANKS ARE TOO GOOD!

628
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,994
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

629
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:43,196
[ PBHT!! ]

630
00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:46,199
[ ALL SCREAMING ]

631
00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:47,400
[ ALL GASP ]

632
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,835
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]

633
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:50,069
>> HEY, GUYS!

634
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,239
YOU LOST YOUR MARBLES?

635
00:17:52,239 --> 00:17:54,040
>> All: WHOA! WHOA! UNH!

636
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,475
>> [ LAUGHING ]

637
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:57,177
SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PARK!

638
00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:59,312
'CAUSE WHEN WE'RE DONE WITH IT,

639
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:01,013
THERE'LL BE NOTHIN' LEFT!

640
00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:02,649
[ PBHT! PBHT! PBHT! ]

641
00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:03,916
>> Rigby: WE GOT TO GET OUT OF

642
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:04,151
HERE!

643
00:18:04,151 --> 00:18:05,318
SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET HURT OR

644
00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:05,852
KILLED!

645
00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:07,053
>> Benson: I'VE GOT AN IDEA.

646
00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:09,222
JUST HOLD ON!

647
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:12,058
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]

648
00:18:12,058 --> 00:18:12,925
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

649
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,026
>> Muscle Man: WHA?

650
00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:14,761
>> Pops: OOH!

651
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:15,662
>> Muscle Man: POPS!

652
00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:16,663
SHOULDN'T YOU BE IN THE

653
00:18:16,663 --> 00:18:17,029
HOSPITAL?

654
00:18:17,029 --> 00:18:18,165
>> Pops: WELL, YES.

655
00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:20,066
BUT THERE ARE WORSE THINGS GOING

656
00:18:20,066 --> 00:18:20,867
ON RIGHT NOW.

657
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,169
YOU NEED TO START PRANKING

658
00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:22,835
AGAIN!

659
00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:24,371
>> Muscle Man: NO WAY, POPS!

660
00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:25,672
I ALMOST KILLED YOU!

661
00:18:25,672 --> 00:18:27,274
I MIGHT ALMOST KILL AGAIN.

662
00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:29,075
>> Pops: BUT ONLY YOUR PRANKS

663
00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:30,910
CAN SAVE THE PARK!

664
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:32,111
>> Muscle Man: I CAN'T DO IT,

665
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,045
POPS.

666
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:46,025
THEIR PRANKS AREN'T HURTING

667
00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:46,393
ANYONE.

668
00:18:46,393 --> 00:18:47,727
MY PRANKS CAN KILL!

669
00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:48,695
I WON'T DO IT.

670
00:18:48,695 --> 00:18:50,363
>> Pops: THEN WE'VE LOST THE

671
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:51,198
WAR.

672
00:18:51,198 --> 00:18:53,032
AT LEAST THE RIVAL PARK WAS KIND

673
00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:54,434
ENOUGH TO SEND ME GET-WELL

674
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:55,635
CONFECTIONARIES.

675
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:56,203
OHH!

676
00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:57,604
>> Both: POPS!

677
00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,472
>> Pops: THEIR PRANKS ARE

678
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:00,473
HURTING ME.

679
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,709
[ CRYING ]

680
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,110
>> Muscle Man: THIS PRANK WAR

681
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:04,977
ENDS NOW!

682
00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:22,729
IF I DON'T MAKE IT BACK, TELL MY

683
00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,931
MOM I DIED DOING WHAT I LOVED.

684
00:19:24,931 --> 00:19:25,598
WHOO!

685
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:28,134
>> Benson: I THINK WE JUST WON

686
00:19:28,134 --> 00:19:30,770
THE WAR.

687
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:32,972
>> [ LAUGHING ]

688
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:35,174
VICTORY IS AS GOOD AS OURS!

689
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,977
SOON, THAT PARK WILL BE REDUCED

690
00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:38,345
TO RUBBLE!

691
00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,347
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

692
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:41,581
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]

693
00:19:41,581 --> 00:19:42,482
>> Both: AAH!

694
00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:43,283
>> AAH!

695
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:44,284
>> Both: AAH!

696
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:46,253
>> WHAT THE...?

697
00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:48,020
[ ALL SHOUTING ]

698
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,822
AAH!

699
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:54,026
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLING ]

700
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:54,961
MUSCLE MAN?

701
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:56,796
>> Muscle Man: THE PRANKING

702
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:58,197
ENDS NOW, GENE.

703
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,199
GIVE UP OR ELSE.

704
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:01,268
>> HA HA!

705
00:20:01,268 --> 00:20:02,201
GIVE UP?

706
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,703
I'M NOT GIVING UP UNTIL I SEE

707
00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,338
YOUR PARK COMPLETELY DESTROYED!

708
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:06,606
>> Muscle Man: FINE.

709
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:08,207
YOU ASKED FOR IT, BRO.

710
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,076
[ ENGINE REVVING ]

711
00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:22,555
>> MUSCLE MAN, WHAT'S GOING ON?!

712
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,156
>> Muscle Man: WE'RE IN OUTER

713
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:24,791
SPACE, BRO.

714
00:20:24,791 --> 00:20:26,158
LOOKS LIKE WE WON'T BE NEEDING

715
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:27,360
THESE WALLS.

716
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,362
>> AAH! AAH!

717
00:20:29,362 --> 00:20:34,200
[ SCREAMING ]

718
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,403
>> Muscle Man: THERE'S NO WAY OF

719
00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:38,371
KNOWING WHERE WE'RE GOING.

720
00:20:38,371 --> 00:20:40,139
I THINK THE DANGER MUST BE

721
00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:41,073
GROWING.

722
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,542
WHAT'S THAT WARM LIGHT

723
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:43,376
A-GLOWING?

724
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:46,012
OH, NO, BRO -- IT'S THE SUN!

725
00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:48,214
IT'S SET IN MOTION!

726
00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:49,582
GET READY FOR SOME FUN.

727
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:52,419
HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR SUN-TAN

728
00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:53,486
LOTION!

729
00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:58,257
[ LAUGHING EVILLY ]

730
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,492
>> AAH! AAH!

731
00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:00,493
[ SCREAMS ]

732
00:21:00,493 --> 00:21:01,528
OKAY, OKAY!

733
00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:03,496
I'LL NEVER PRANK YOUR PARK

734
00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:04,263
AGAIN!

735
00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:06,333
I SWEAR! I SWEAR!

736
00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:07,900
I'LL STO-O-O-P!

737
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:08,701
OOF!

738
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,236
HUH? WHAT?

739
00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:12,605
HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!

740
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:13,740
>> Muscle Man: EASY!

741
00:21:13,740 --> 00:21:14,774
MIRRORS, YOU IDIOT!

742
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:17,176
OLDEST PRANK IN THE BOOK!

743
00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:19,178
SO NO MORE PRANKING, RIGHT?

744
00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:21,013
>> [ GROWLS ] RIGHT.

745
00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:22,449
>> Muscle Man: AND YOU'RE GONNA

746
00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:24,216
CLEAN UP ALL THE DAMAGE YOU DID

747
00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:25,385
TO THE PARK WITH YOUR LAME

748
00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:26,052
PRANKS.

749
00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:26,753
>> WHAT? NO WAY!

750
00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:28,087
>> Muscle Man: WANT ME TO BUST

751
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:29,088
OUT THE MIRRORS AGAIN?

752
00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:29,689
>> NO, NO!

753
00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:32,158
WE'LL CLEAN! WE'LL CLEAN!

754
00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:38,698
>> Benson: IT LOOKS LIKE WE CAN

755
00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:40,032
FINALLY PUT THIS PRANK WAR

756
00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:40,567
BEHIND US.

757
00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:41,968
YOU ALL MADE THIS PARK PROUD

758
00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:42,301
TODAY.

759
00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,736
ESPECIALLY YOU, MUSCLE MAN.

760
00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:45,037
WE COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT

761
00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:45,472
WITHOUT YOU.

762
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:46,439
>> Muscle Man: DUH, BRO!

763
00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:48,274
I'M THE BEST PRANKER THERE IS!

764
00:21:48,274 --> 00:21:49,609
NO ONE CAN STOP ME!

765
00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:51,411
I'M NEVER RETIRING!

766
00:21:51,411 --> 00:21:52,379
WHOO! WHOO!

767
00:21:52,379 --> 00:21:54,614
>> Benson: ALL RIGHT, POPS, BACK

768
00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:55,915
TO THE HOSPITAL.

769
00:21:55,915 --> 00:21:57,316
>> Mordecai: LATER, POPS.

770
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,718
>> Pops: [ GIGGLES ]

771
00:21:58,718 --> 00:21:59,986
>> Benson: THANKS, POPS.

772
00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:01,253
THE PARK REALLY OWES YOU FOR

773
00:22:01,253 --> 00:22:02,922
FAKING THAT BOXING-GLOVE PRANK.

774
00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:04,223
I KNEW MUSCLE MAN WOULD ONLY

775
00:22:04,223 --> 00:22:05,558
HAVE PRANKED GENE IF YOU

776
00:22:05,558 --> 00:22:06,726
PRETENDED TO BE HURT.

777
00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:07,894
>> Pops: OH, IT'S QUITE

778
00:22:07,894 --> 00:22:08,395
ALL RIGHT.

779
00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:10,229
IT WAS A JOLLY GOOD SHOW!

780
00:22:10,229 --> 00:22:11,431
[ LAUGHS ]