>> Muscle Man: OH, IT'S ON!
TIME TO BUST OUT THE POPCORN,
BABY!
[ CHOMP! ]
[ SQUISH! ]
[ LAUGHS ]
WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING, BABE?
YOU ALWAYS LAUGH WHEN WE GO ON
DATES.
>> MITCH, WE HAVE TO TALK.
I'VE BEEN THINKING.
WE NEED TO TAKE OUR RELATIONSHIP
TO THE NEXT LEVEL.
MY PARENTS ARE IN TOWN TONIGHT,
AND I THINK YOU SHOULD MEET THEM
OVER DINNER.
>> Muscle Man: WHOA! SERIOUSLY!
BABE, THAT'S A HUGE STEP, AND I
ALREADY KNOW THE PERFECT
PLACE...WING KINGDOM.
>> UH, I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD
TAKE MY PARENTS TO WING KINGDOM.
I HAVE ANOTHER PLACE IN MIND.
[ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Muscle Man: OH, NO, BRO.
UH...ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS
PLACE?
>> YEAH, THIS IS THE BEST PLACE
TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION.
I REALLY WANT MY PARENTS TO LIKE
YOU.
>> Muscle Man: SURE...
THEN LET'S GO HERE, BABE.
>> MWAH!
I'M SO EXCITED FOR MY PARENTS
TO MEET YOU.
[ GASPS ]
I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO.
>> Muscle Man: I'D LIKE TO MAKE
A RESERVATION.
YEAH, SORENSTEIN, PARTY OF FOUR.
7:00 P.M.
>> OUI, MR. SORENSTEIN.
WE WILL SEE YOU TONIGHT AT 7:00.
NOW, WE DO HAVE A STRICT DRESS
CODE.
>> Muscle Man: DRESS CODE?
>> OUI -- BLACK TIE, JACKET.
>> Muscle Man: JACKET?
I THINK I MIGHT HAVE A
WINDBREAKER.
>> WHAT?!
NEED I MENTION SHIRT AND SHOES
ARE REQUIRED, AS WELL?
>> Muscle Man: UH, OF COURSE
NOT.
I KNOW THAT.
NOW, THIS IS TOTALLY A JOKE
QUESTION, BUT THAT SHIRT HAS TO
BE CLEAN, TOO, RIGHT?
>> WHAT?! WELL, I NEVER.
[ Indistinct shouting ]
>> Muscle Man: I...
SEE YOU AT 7:00!
[ GASPING ]
>> Rigby: LET ME GUESS,
BISTRO EN LE PARC?
>> Muscle Man: YEAH.
I HAVE TO MEET STARLA'S PARENTS
THERE TONIGHT.
>> Both: WHOA, TAKING IT TO THE
NEXT LEVEL.
>> Muscle Man: YEAH, BUT DID YOU
HEAR THAT?
I BARELY MADE IT THROUGH THE
RESERVATION.
HOW AM I GONNA IMPRESS STARLA'S
PARENTS IF I CAN'T EVEN MAKE A
RESERVATION.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, JUST BE
YOURSELF.
>> Muscle Man: I CAN'T BE
MYSELF.
MYSELF SUCKS.
STARLA WILL TOTALLY DUMP ME IF
HER PARENTS DON'T LIKE ME.
>> Rigby: WE'LL HELP YOU GET
FANCY FOR YOUR DINNER.
>> Muscle Man: REALLY, DUDES?
>> Mordecai: YEAH, MAN.
WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS.
WE HATE TO SEE YOU BUMMED OUT.
>> Rigby: PLUS, LAST TIME STARLA
DUMPED YOU, YOU GOT ALL SAD, AND
THEN WE HAD TO DO YOUR WORK.
>> Muscle Man: [ LAUGHS ]
YEAH.
SURE GLAD I'M NOT YOU GUYS.
WHERE DO WE START?
>> Mordecai: NOT WE...
HE!
>> Pops: [ LAUGHS ]
I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU'VE DECIDED
TO BECOME FANCY, MUSCLE MAN, AND
YOU WANT ME TO HELP.
I EVEN WROTE A BOOK ABOUT IT.
"FANCINESS -- THEORY AND
PRACTICAL APPLICATION.
A PRACTICAL APPLICATION OF
ADVANCED THEORY OF FANCINESS.
VOLUME ONE OF SIX.
FIRST PRINTING.
PUBLISHED M-C-M-X-V-I-I-I."
>> Mordecai: DUDE, WE'RE GONNA
HAVE TO DO THIS OUR WAY.
>> Muscle Man: GOOD, 'CAUSE I
DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HANDLE
HAVING TO LISTEN TO POPS SPEAK
SPANISH ANYMORE.
>> Both: WHOA.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, YOU LOOK LIKE
A WHOLE NEW MAN.
>> Rigby: HOW DO YOU FEEL?
>> Muscle Man: FANCY.
[ RIP! ]
I CAN'T DO THIS!
>> Mordecai: WE'RE GONNA NEED A
PLAN "B."
RIGBY, YOU STILL GOT THOSE
MINI-HEADSETS?
[ STATIC ]
>> Muscle Man: TESTING.
TESTING.
I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS,
GUYS.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, DON'T WORRY.
YOU GOT THIS.
ME AND RIGBY ARE ALREADY INSIDE.
>> Rigby: JUST STICK TO THE
PLAN.
EVERYTHING WILL BE ALL RIGHT.
>> Muscle Man: THANKS, DUDES.
[ HORN HONKS ]
>> MITCH, MITCH!
>> Muscle Man: WHOA, BABE.
YOU LOOK TOTALLY HO--
UH, LOVELY.
>> MITCH, THESE ARE MY PARENTS.
>> Rigby: Shake their hands.
>> Muscle Man: MITCH SORENSTEIN.
>> CHARMED.
I AM SIR HERBERT GUTSMANDOTTIR,
AND THIS IS MY WIFE,
MADAME ROSE GUTSMANDOTTIR.
>> HOW DO YOU DO?
>> Muscle Man: [ SMOOCH! ]
LET'S GO INSIDE, SHALL WE?
[ SIGHS, CHUCKLES ]
>> Rigby: Dude, get the door.
>> MM, WELCOME TO
LE BISTRO EN LA PARC.
>> Muscle Man: SORENSTEIN, TABLE
FOR FOUR.
>> I HOPE MONSIEUR FOUND A CLEAN
SHIRT.
>> Muscle Man: [ LAUGHS ]
YOU KNOW IT, BRO.
>> YES.
YOUR TABLE AWAITS.
KEEP AN EYE ON THEM.
[ STATIC ]
>> Rigby: Dude, pull out the
chair for Starla.
>> Rigby: You're up, Mordecai.
>> Mordecai: SHOWTIME.
>> OOH, I LOVE THIS PLACE.
IT'S SO NICE.
>> Mordecai: AH, IF IT ISN'T
MR. SORENSTEIN.
ARE YOU READY TO ORDER, SIR?
>> Muscle Man: UH...
UH...
>> Rigby: Muscle Man, you're
supposed to order for the table.
>> Muscle Man: OH. RIGHT.
THE LADIES WILL HAVE THE
LOBSTER, AND THE GENTLEMEN WILL
HAVE THE "FILET MIG-NON."
I MEAN, IF THE LADIES AND
GENTLEMEN ARE COOL WITH THAT.
>> Both: INDEED.
>> Mordecai: EXCELLENT CHOICE,
SIR.
>> Muscle Man: AND HERE'S A
LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOURSELF.
MAKE SURE THINGS ARE EXTRA
FANCY.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Mordecai: Put your napkin in
your lap.
>> Muscle Man: OH, RIGHT.
>> Mordecai: YOU'RE UP.
>> Rigby: OKAY, MUSCLE MAN, GET
READY FOR SOME FANCY
CONVERSATION TOPICS.
>> Muscle Man: [ CHUCKLES ]
>> Rigby: HOW ARE YOU TWO
ENJOYING...
>> Muscle Man: THE WEATHER, UM,
BECAUSE I THINK IT'S, UH, NICE
LATELY.
>> Both: INDEED.
>> Muscle Man: [ GULP! ]
UH, SO WHAT DO YOU, UH, DO?
UH, I WORK FULL-TIME IN PARK,
UH, MANAGEMENT.
>> OH.
>> Both: INDEED.
>> Muscle Man: YEAH.
I'M JUST LUCKY I GET TO DO WHAT
I LOVE, WHICH IS BASICALLY JUST
MOWING THE LAWN TOPLESS.
>> Mordecai: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
HEY, HEY!
HOT SALADS COMING THROUGH.
COOL IT WITH THE TOPLESS TALK.
HERE'S YOUR SALAD, SIR.
>> Muscle Man: SALAD!
I LOVE SALAD.
I EAT IT FREQUENTLY.
LET'S DIG IN, SHALL WE?
>> Rigby: Fork! Fork!
Use your fork!
>> Muscle Man: UH...
>> Both: Salad fork!
[ BOTH SIGH ]
>> Muscle Man: TO WHICH I
REPLIED, "MY MOM."
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> HEY, THIS IS GOING SO WELL.
THEY REALLY LIKE YOU.
>> Mordecai: HE DID IT!
HE GOT THROUGH THE WHOLE MEAL.
>> Rigby: WAIT. WHO'S THAT?
>> YOUR DESSERT, SIR.
>> Muscle Man: WHAT?
YOU'RE NOT OUR WAITER.
>> OH, NO.
YOUR WAITER IS ON A BREAK.
[ BOTH GROANING ]
BUT DO NOT WORRY.
I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU NOW.
>> Muscle Man: UH...
>> PLEASE, TASTE THE DESSERT.
IT'S THE FANCIEST WE HAS TO
OFFER.
>> Muscle Man: BUT THERE'S NO
FORKS.
>> OH, THERE'S NO FORKS FOR THIS
DESSERT, ONLY SPOONS.
NOW PICK UP A SPOON AND EAT IT!
>> Muscle Man: [ GASPS ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
>> YOU CHOSE WRONG.
[ SNAP! ]
IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO LEAVE.
>> Muscle Man: WHAT? WHY?
>> BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT FANCY.
YOU DO NOT EAT THE CRèME BRULéE
WITH THAT KIND OF SPOON.
YOU DISGUST ME.
>> GREAT GAUCHE.
>> SIMPLY UNSPEAKABLE.
>> DISGUSTING.
>> IS THAT TRUE, MITCH?
YOU FAKED BEING FANCY?
>> OUI, IT'S TRUE.
THEY ARE NOT FANCY AT ALL.
[ CROWD MURMURS ]
[ CLAP! CLAP! ]
AND IF YOU WILL NOT LEAVE, WE
WILL ESCORT YOU OUT.
SO WHAT WILL IT BE?
>> Muscle Man: SO WHAT?
SO I'M NOT FANCY.
I ONLY FAKED IT SO I COULD
IMPRESS MY GIRLFRIEND'S PARENTS,
WHO, BY THE WAY, I'VE LEARNED
ARE ACTUALLY PRETTY COOL.
WHO CARES WHAT KIND OF SPOON
THIS IS.
STARLA, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I
CARE ABOUT.
WE'RE FINISHING OUR DESSERT.
>> VERY WELL, ENJOY YOUR
DESSERTS...
IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM!
>> Muscle Man: HEY, GET YOUR
HANDS OFF HER, BRO.
>> WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO
ABOUT IT?
>> Muscle Man: HUH? HERB?
>> I HAVE SOMETHING TO CONFESS,
TOO.
I'M NOT FANCY, NEITHER.
>> DESTROY THEM!
>> ME AND ROS WAS JUST
PRETENDING 'CAUSE WE WANTED TO
IMPRESS YOU.
>> Muscle Man: YOU DIDN'T HAVE
TO DO THAT.
>> NYAH!
>> Rigby: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
>> Mordecai: WE'RE UNARMED!
>> WELL, LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND.
LET GO OF MY SATISFACTION CHAIN.
>> Rigby: HYAH!
>> Muscle Man: DUDE, STARLA.
NICE -- WHAT? WHAT THE?
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
>> ARE YOU OKAY, MITCH?
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
>> [ GRUNTING ]
[ SCREAMS ]
[ CRASH! ]
[ HORN BLARING ]
>> Muscle Man: LET'S GET OUT OF
HERE.
>> I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE CAN
GO.
>> Muscle Man: I THOUGHT YOU
GUYS WERE PICKY.
>> WE ARE.
HEY, THIS PLACE MAKES
BISTRO EN LE PARC LOOK LIKE
"BISTRO EN LE TRASH."
[ LAUGHTER ]
THIS CALLS FOR A TOAST.
>> Muscle Man: I'LL DO YOU ONE
BETTER, HERB.
[ GRUNTS ]
WHOO!
WHOO! WHOO!
>> WHOO! WHOO!
>> Mordecai: YOU WANT THE REST
OF MY WINGS?
>> Rigby: NO THANKS.
I JUST LOST MY APPETITE.
>> Rigby: DUDE, LET'S WATER THEM
LATER!
>> Mordecai: NO!
WE'RE WATERING MARGARET'S PLANTS
NOW!
[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]
>> Rigby: UGHH.
YOU'RE SO WHIPPED.
>> Mordecai: NO, I'M NOT.
>> Rigby: YEAH, RIGHT.
YOU'RE WHIPPED WITH A CAPITAL
"WHOOP-SHHH"!
>> Mordecai: JUST HELP ME WATER
THE PLANTS.
WHOA.
THIS PLACE IS AWESOME!
AW, YEAH! A GRILL!
AFTER WE START DATING, I'LL
TOTALLY INVITE YOU OVER FOR
BURGERS.
>> Rigby: WHATEVER.
CAN WE JUST GET THIS OVER WITH
SO WE CAN LEAVE?
>> Mordecai: CHILL, DUDE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE MARGARET ASKED
US TO WATER HER PLANTS WHILE
SHE'S GONE FOR THE WEEKEND.
I THINK THIS REALLY SHOWS A
LEVEL OF TRUST.
>> Rigby: I THINK YOU'RE READING
TOO MUCH INTO IT.
ALL SHE DID WAS ASK YOU TO WATER
HER PLANTS.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, WELL, I DON'T
SEE ANYONE ASKING YOU TO WATER
THEIR PLANTS.
>> Rigby: MAN, SHE'S GOT A LOT
OF PLANTS.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TOLD HER
YOU'D WATER ALL THESE.
WHAT A CHUMP.
>> Mordecai: IT'S BECAUSE
MARGARET'S MY FRIEND.
>> Rigby: PSHH!
YEAH, YOUR FRIEND WITHOUT
BENEFITS.
>> Mordecai: HEY, SHUT UP AND
COME HELP ME FIND THE WATERING
CAN.
>> Rigby: UGHHH.
AW, THE BEDROOM DOOR'S LOCKED.
>> Mordecai: IT WOULDN'T BE IN
HER BEDROOM.
STAY OUT OF THERE.
>> Rigby: "OH, MORDECAI?
HE'S ALL RIGHT.
IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE DATING OR
ANYTHING.
I JUST LET HIM COME OVER AND
WATER MY PLANTS SOMETIMES."
>> Mordecai: HEY, PUT THAT BACK!
>> Rigby: NO! I WANT TO WEAR IT
WHILE I WATER THE PLANTS.
>> Mordecai: PUT IT BACK!
>> Rigby: MAKE ME.
>> Mordecai: [ GRUNTS ]
>> Rigby: GET OFF OF ME!
I WANT TO WEAR IT WHILE I WATER
THE PLANTS!
[ RIP! ]
>> Mordecai: DUDE, WHAT DID YOU
DO?!
>> Rigby: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT
DIDDO?
YOU PUSHED ME!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, YOU BROKE IT!
>> Rigby: YEAH, RIGHT.
YOU CAN'T BREAK BOOKS.
AND BESIDES, EVEN IF IT DID
BREAK, JUST PUT IT BACK AND
DON'T SAY ANYTHING.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, YOU TOTALLY
BROKE IT.
LOOK.
THIS THING HAS A LOCK ON IT.
[ JINGLE! ]
>> Rigby: WHAT?
WHAT KIND OF A BOOK HAS A LOCK
ON IT?
>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW.
OH, NO.
[ SLAM! ]
>> Rigby: WHAT?
>> Mordecai: THIS IS MARGARET'S
DIARY.
DUDE, SHE'S GONNA THINK I WAS
READING HER DIARY!
THIS IS BAD.
>> Rigby: DUDE, WHAT'S THE BIG
DEAL?
IT'S JUST SOME LAME OLD DIARY.
I MEAN, WHY DO PEOPLE EVEN NEED
TO KEEP SECRETS?
I DON'T HAVE ANY SECRETS.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SECRETS?
I KNOW I SURE DON'T.
>> Mordecai: I DON'T CARE.
IF SHE COMES HOME AND FINDS THIS
THING BROKEN, SHE'S GONNA THINK
I READ IT.
WE HAVE TO FIX IT BEFORE SHE
GETS BACK.
COME ON. COME ON.
UGH!
>> Rigby: WILL YOU CHILL OUT?
IT'S NOT GONNA STICK WITHOUT
GLUE.
GAH!
LOOKS LIKE RIGBY HAS TO BAIL YOU
OUT AGAIN.
AW, YEAH! SUPE DA GLUP!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, JUST A DROP.
>> Rigby: I KNOW.
>> Mordecai: JUST A DROP!
>> Rigby: I KNOW!
[ SQUIRT! ]
>> Mordecai: DUDE, I SAID JUST A
DROP!
>> Rigby: YOU WERE MAKING ME
NERVOUS!
[ RIP! ]
>> Mordecai: AW, MAN!
LET ME SEE THAT GLUE.
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
IT SAYS HERE THAT WE CAN REMOVE
THE GLUE WITH HEAT.
>> Rigby: LET ME HANDLE IT.
>> Mordecai: WAIT!
[ CLATTER! ]
[ BEEP! ]
[ ZAP! ]
>> Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Rigby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Mordecai: WE'RE NOT PUTTING
ANYTHING IN THE MICROWAVE.
[ CLICK! ]
[ WHOOSH! ]
[ SIZZLE! ]
>> Rigby: DUDE, IT'S WORKING.
>> Mordecai: YE-E-E-AH, IT IS.
[ WHOOSH! ]
>> Both: AAAAH!
>> Mordecai: AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!
>> Rigby: I GOT IT! I GOT IT!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, THAT'S NOT --
[ SQUISH! ]
[ BOOM! ]
[ HISS! ]
[ WHOOSH! ]
>> Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Mordecai: HUNH!
[ HISS! ]
[ BUBBLE! BUBBLE! ]
>> Rigby: YOU THINK SHE'LL
NOTICE?
>> Mordecai: CAN YOU FIX IT?
>> Skips: WHAT IS IT?
>> Mordecai: IT'S MARGARET'S
DIARY.
>> Skips: WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE
THAT?
>> Rigby: IT'S A LONG STORY.
>> Skips: OH. HMMMM.
SORRY.
THIS CAN'T BE FIXED WITH ANY
TRADITIONAL METHODS.
>> Mordecai: UGHH!
WELL, THEN, DO YOU HAVE ANY
UNTRADITIONAL ONES?
>> Skips: OF COURSE.
THERE IS ONE WAY.
I CAN TRANSFER IT TO A NEW DIARY
USING A MAGIC QUILL PEN.
>> Mordecai: [ CHUCKLES ]
THANK YOU, SKIPS.
>> Skips: IN ORDER FOR THIS TO
WORK, WE HAVE TO BE IN THE SAME
PLACE THAT THE DIARY WAS BROKEN.
>> Rigby: MARGARET'S HOUSE.
>> Skips: BUT FIRST, I WANT YOU
BOTH TO KNOW THAT DIARIES ARE A
SERIOUS BUSINESS BECAUSE THEY
CONTAIN SECRETS.
AND SECRETS MUST BE PROTECTED AT
ALL COSTS.
>> Rigby: YEAH, SKIPS, WE KNOW.
>> Skips: DO YOU?
LOOK, OUT OF RESPECT FOR
MARGARET'S SECRETS, I'M GONNA
HELP YOU GUYS.
BUT YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT
SERIOUSLY AND DO EXACTLY AS I
SAY.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, SKIPS, WE
PROMISE.
>> Rigby: YEAH, WE PROMISE.
>> Skips: WELL, YOU BETTER,
BECAUSE SECRETS ARE A FORCE TO
BE RECKONED WITH.
>> Rigby: AW, WHAT?!
THAT DOESN'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE
MARGARET'S DIARY.
>> Skips: AS IN WRITTEN CONTENT,
SO, TOO, IN PHYSICAL APPEARANCE
WILL THE BOOKS BECOME IDENTICAL.
ALL RIGHT, GUYS. JOIN HANDS.
>> Rigby: I'M NOT GONNA HOLD
HANDS.
>> Mordecai: COME ON, DUDE.
JUST DO IT.
HE'S TRYING TO HELP US OUT.
>> Rigby: UGHH. FINE.
>> Skips: OKAY, ITS TIME TO
BEGIN.
NOW, NO MATTER WHAT YOU HEAR,
YOU MUSTN'T LOOK AT MARGARET'S
THOUGHTS AS THE QUILL TRANSFERS
THE SECRETS.
[ WIND GUSTING ]
[ HUMMING ]
NOW WE MUST ALL CLOSE OUR EYES.
RIGBY, CLOSE YOUR EYES.
>> Rigby: FINE.
I'M CLOSING THEM.
[ SLAM! ]
>> Skips: BEGIN.
[ VOICES MUTTERING EERILY ]
>> Rigby: WHAT ARE THEY SAYING?
>> Skips: JUST KEEP YOUR EYES
CLOSED AND IGNORE THEM.
[ MUTTERING INTENSIFIES ]
>> Mordecai: HOW MUCH LONGER IS
THIS GONNA TAKE?!
>> Skips: IT SHOULD BE ANY
MINUTE.
JUST KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED!
>> Rigby: CO-O-O-O-OL.
>> Margaret: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Rigby: AAAAAAAH!
[ THUD! ]
>> Skips: THE TRANSFER IS
INCOMPLETE.
DID EVERYONE KEEP THEIR EYES
SHUT?
>> Mordecai: I KEPT MINE SHUT.
>> Rigby: WHAT?
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
THERE'S A CHANCE I MIGHT'VE
MAYBE PROBABLY LOOKED, MAYBE.
>> Skips: RIGBY!
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'VE
DONE?!
[ DISTANT SCREAMING, CRASHING ]
>> Rigby: WHAT IS THAT?
>> Mordecai: IT'S COMING FROM
OUTSIDE!
>> Rigby: WH-O-O-OA.
[ CRASHING CONTINUES ]
>> All: [ SCREAMING ]
[ CRASH! ]
[ HORN HONKS ]
[ SCREECH! SMASH! ]
[ CRASH! CRASH! ]
>> Mordecai: MARGARET?
>> Skips: THAT'S NOT MARGARET.
WHEN RIGBY LOOKED --
>> Rigby: I SAID MAYBE LOOKED --
MAYBE!
>> Skips: ...HE RELEASED THE
GUARDIAN OF MARGARET'S SECRETS.
[ CRASH! CRASH! ]
SHE WILL DESTROY US FOR LOOKING
AT HER SECRETS!
>> Rigby: WHAT DO WE DO?!
>> Skips: THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
TO STOP THIS.
EACH OF US MUST REVEAL A SECRET
OF OUR OWN, OR SHE'LL DESTROY
US!
[ ZAP! ]
ALL RIGHT. I'LL GO FIRST.
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
THE REASON I ALWAYS SKIP IS, IN
ALL MY LIFE, MY HEART YEARNED
FOR ONLY ONE WOMAN.
AND WE USED TO SKIP TOGETHER ALL
THE TIME.
ON THE DAY I LOST HER, I VOWED
TO SKIP EVERY DAY FOR THE REST
OF MY LIFE SO THAT I'D NEVER
FORGET THE TIME WE SPENT
TOGETHER.
[ POWERS DOWN ]
[ WHOOSH! ]
IT'S WORKING!
NOW TELL YOUR SECRETS!
>> Mordecai: UH, OKAY.
UH, SOMETIMES WHEN WE'RE
SUPPOSED TO BE CLEANING OUT
GUTTERS, WE GO TO GET COFFEE
INSTEAD.
>> Rigby: YEAH, YEAH! GOOD ONE!
AND A LOT OF TIME, I DON'T EVEN
GET COFFEE.
I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE CLEANING
OUT THE GUTTERS.
[ CRASH! CRASH! ]
[ SMASH! ]
>> Skips: NO!
IT HAS TO BE SOMETHING
MEANINGFUL!
[ CRASH! CRASH! ]
>> All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Rigby: HOW MEANINGFUL DOES IT
HAVE TO BE?!
[ CRASH! ]
AAAH!
>> Skips: UNLESS YOU TELL A REAL
SECRET, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO
IT!
I LIKE TO SING ALONG TO REALLY
BAD POP MUSIC!
[ CRASH! ]
>> All: AAAAAAAAH!
>> Rigby: I ATE A DONUT OUT OF
THE TRASH!
>> Mordecai: I LIKE GOING
COMMANDO!
A LOT!
>> Rigby: I ACTUALLY LIKE THE
TASTE OF DONUTS BETTER WHEN
THEY'RE FROM THE TRASH!
>> Mordecai: AAAAAH!
RIGBY!
REMEMBER WHEN WE ORDERED BEDS
FOR OUR ROOM AND YOURS NEVER
SHOWED UP?
I LIED!
I STACKED THEM UP, AND I'VE BEEN
SLEEPING ON THEM THE WHOLE TIME!
I'M SORRY, DUDE!
IT'S JUST TOO COMFORTABLE!
>> Rigby: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
[ POWERS DOWN ]
[ WHOOSH! ]
>> All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Mordecai: RIGBY!
SAY SOMETHING!
>> Rigby: AAAAAAAH!
WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I STOLE MY
NEIGHBOR'S BIKE AND THREW IT
OFF THE ROOF!
>> Skips: IT HAS TO BE SOMETHING
DEEP!
>> Rigby: SOMETIMES I HIDE POPS'
SHOES BECAUSE I THINK IT'S FUNNY
WHEN HE'S LOOKING FOR THEM!
I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON!
I HATE TAKING SHOWERS, AND I
HATE KITTENS!
I LIED ABOUT BEING ON THE
FOOTBALL TEAM!
I THINK EILEEN IS HOT WITHOUT
HER GLASSES ON!!
[ WHOOSH! ]
[ BUZZ! ]
[ ZAP! ]
>> Skips: LET'S FINISH THIS!
[ ZAP! ]
>> Mordecai: WHOA!
IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE
MARGARET'S!
SKIPS, HOW CAN WE REPAY YOU?
>> Skips: DO YOU REMEMBER THAT
STUFF I SAID ABOUT WHY I SKIP?
>> Mordecai: YEAH.
>> Skips: NO, YOU DON'T.
>> Rigby: I KNEW IT WAS MY
MATTRESS.
>> Mordecai: SO, EILEEN, HUH?
>> Rigby: STOP TALKING!!
>> Mordecai: I CAN'T BELIEVE WE
GOT THE DIARY BACK TOGETHER.
>> Rigby: YEAH, WHAT A PAIN.
I NEVER WANT TO WATER MARGARET'S
PLANTS EVER AGAIN.
>> Mordecai: WAIT. DID WE EVER
ACTUALLY WATER HER PLANTS?
>> Rigby: HERE SHE COMES.
>> Mordecai: HA HA!
OH, HEY, MARGARET!
HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?
>> Margaret: IT WAS NICE, BUT I
CAN ONLY TAKE MY PARENTS FOR SO
LONG, YOU KNOW?
>> Rigby: TELL ME ABOUT IT.
'RENTS ARE THE WORST.
>> Mordecai: WELL, YOU DON'T
HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT YOUR PLANTS
OR IF THE ROOF [Chuckling] IS
STILL ON YOUR APARTMENT OR
WHATEVER.
BECAUSE IT'S FINE IS WHAT I
MEANT.
[ Nervously ] HA HA HA!
>> Margaret: OH, YOU GUYS DIDN'T
GO AND WATER THEM, DID YOU?
>> Mordecai: YEAH. WHY?
>> Margaret: I FORGOT THAT I
ALREADY ASKED EILEEN TO DO IT.
>> Mordecai: REALLY?!
>> Margaret: YEAH, SHE HAD THE
SPARE BEDROOM ALL WEEKEND.
SORRY YOU GUYS WENT THROUGH ALL
THAT TROUBLE.
>> Mordecai: I GUESS WE JUST
MISSED EACH OTHER.
SO, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
>> Rigby: YEAH, IT'S COOL.
>> HEY, GUYS.
HERE'S YOUR COFFEE.
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