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>> Muscle Man: OH, IT'S ON!

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TIME TO BUST OUT THE POPCORN,

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BABY!

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[ CHOMP! ]

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[ SQUISH! ]

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[ LAUGHS ]

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WHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING, BABE?

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YOU ALWAYS LAUGH WHEN WE GO ON

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DATES.

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>> MITCH, WE HAVE TO TALK.

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I'VE BEEN THINKING.

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WE NEED TO TAKE OUR RELATIONSHIP

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TO THE NEXT LEVEL.

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MY PARENTS ARE IN TOWN TONIGHT,

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AND I THINK YOU SHOULD MEET THEM

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OVER DINNER.

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>> Muscle Man: WHOA! SERIOUSLY!

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BABE, THAT'S A HUGE STEP, AND I

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ALREADY KNOW THE PERFECT

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PLACE...WING KINGDOM.

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>> UH, I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD

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TAKE MY PARENTS TO WING KINGDOM.

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I HAVE ANOTHER PLACE IN MIND.

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[ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

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>> Muscle Man: OH, NO, BRO.

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UH...ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS

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PLACE?

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>> YEAH, THIS IS THE BEST PLACE

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TO MAKE AN IMPRESSION.

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I REALLY WANT MY PARENTS TO LIKE

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YOU.

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>> Muscle Man: SURE...

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THEN LET'S GO HERE, BABE.

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>> MWAH!

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I'M SO EXCITED FOR MY PARENTS

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TO MEET YOU.

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[ GASPS ]

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I HAVE SO MUCH TO DO.

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>> Muscle Man: I'D LIKE TO MAKE

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A RESERVATION.

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YEAH, SORENSTEIN, PARTY OF FOUR.

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7:00 P.M.

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>> OUI, MR. SORENSTEIN.

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WE WILL SEE YOU TONIGHT AT 7:00.

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NOW, WE DO HAVE A STRICT DRESS

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CODE.

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>> Muscle Man: DRESS CODE?

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>> OUI -- BLACK TIE, JACKET.

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>> Muscle Man: JACKET?

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I THINK I MIGHT HAVE A

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WINDBREAKER.

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>> WHAT?!

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NEED I MENTION SHIRT AND SHOES

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ARE REQUIRED, AS WELL?

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>> Muscle Man: UH, OF COURSE

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NOT.

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I KNOW THAT.

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NOW, THIS IS TOTALLY A JOKE

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QUESTION, BUT THAT SHIRT HAS TO

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BE CLEAN, TOO, RIGHT?

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>> WHAT?! WELL, I NEVER.

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[ Indistinct shouting ]

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>> Muscle Man: I...

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SEE YOU AT 7:00!

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[ GASPING ]

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>> Rigby: LET ME GUESS,

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BISTRO EN LE PARC?

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>> Muscle Man: YEAH.

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I HAVE TO MEET STARLA'S PARENTS

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THERE TONIGHT.

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>> Both: WHOA, TAKING IT TO THE

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NEXT LEVEL.

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>> Muscle Man: YEAH, BUT DID YOU

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HEAR THAT?

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I BARELY MADE IT THROUGH THE

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RESERVATION.

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HOW AM I GONNA IMPRESS STARLA'S

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PARENTS IF I CAN'T EVEN MAKE A

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RESERVATION.

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, JUST BE

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YOURSELF.

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>> Muscle Man: I CAN'T BE

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MYSELF.

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MYSELF SUCKS.

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STARLA WILL TOTALLY DUMP ME IF

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HER PARENTS DON'T LIKE ME.

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>> Rigby: WE'LL HELP YOU GET

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FANCY FOR YOUR DINNER.

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>> Muscle Man: REALLY, DUDES?

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>> Mordecai: YEAH, MAN.

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WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS.

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WE HATE TO SEE YOU BUMMED OUT.

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>> Rigby: PLUS, LAST TIME STARLA

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DUMPED YOU, YOU GOT ALL SAD, AND

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THEN WE HAD TO DO YOUR WORK.

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>> Muscle Man: [ LAUGHS ]

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YEAH.

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SURE GLAD I'M NOT YOU GUYS.

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WHERE DO WE START?

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>> Mordecai: NOT WE...

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HE!

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>> Pops: [ LAUGHS ]

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I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU'VE DECIDED

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TO BECOME FANCY, MUSCLE MAN, AND

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YOU WANT ME TO HELP.

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I EVEN WROTE A BOOK ABOUT IT.

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"FANCINESS -- THEORY AND

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PRACTICAL APPLICATION.

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A PRACTICAL APPLICATION OF

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ADVANCED THEORY OF FANCINESS.

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VOLUME ONE OF SIX.

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FIRST PRINTING.

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PUBLISHED M-C-M-X-V-I-I-I."

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, WE'RE GONNA

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HAVE TO DO THIS OUR WAY.

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>> Muscle Man: GOOD, 'CAUSE I

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DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HANDLE

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HAVING TO LISTEN TO POPS SPEAK

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SPANISH ANYMORE.

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>> Both: WHOA.

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, YOU LOOK LIKE

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A WHOLE NEW MAN.

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>> Rigby: HOW DO YOU FEEL?

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>> Muscle Man: FANCY.

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[ RIP! ]

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I CAN'T DO THIS!

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>> Mordecai: WE'RE GONNA NEED A

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PLAN "B."

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RIGBY, YOU STILL GOT THOSE

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MINI-HEADSETS?

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[ STATIC ]

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>> Muscle Man: TESTING.

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TESTING.

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I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS,

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GUYS.

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, DON'T WORRY.

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YOU GOT THIS.

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ME AND RIGBY ARE ALREADY INSIDE.

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>> Rigby: JUST STICK TO THE

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PLAN.

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EVERYTHING WILL BE ALL RIGHT.

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>> Muscle Man: THANKS, DUDES.

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[ HORN HONKS ]

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>> MITCH, MITCH!

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>> Muscle Man: WHOA, BABE.

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YOU LOOK TOTALLY HO--

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UH, LOVELY.

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>> MITCH, THESE ARE MY PARENTS.

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>> Rigby: Shake their hands.

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>> Muscle Man: MITCH SORENSTEIN.

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>> CHARMED.

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I AM SIR HERBERT GUTSMANDOTTIR,

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AND THIS IS MY WIFE,

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MADAME ROSE GUTSMANDOTTIR.

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>> HOW DO YOU DO?

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>> Muscle Man: [ SMOOCH! ]

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LET'S GO INSIDE, SHALL WE?

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[ SIGHS, CHUCKLES ]

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>> Rigby: Dude, get the door.

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>> MM, WELCOME TO

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LE BISTRO EN LA PARC.

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>> Muscle Man: SORENSTEIN, TABLE

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FOR FOUR.

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>> I HOPE MONSIEUR FOUND A CLEAN

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SHIRT.

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>> Muscle Man: [ LAUGHS ]

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YOU KNOW IT, BRO.

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>> YES.

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YOUR TABLE AWAITS.

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KEEP AN EYE ON THEM.

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[ STATIC ]

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>> Rigby: Dude, pull out the

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chair for Starla.

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>> Rigby: You're up, Mordecai.

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>> Mordecai: SHOWTIME.

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>> OOH, I LOVE THIS PLACE.

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IT'S SO NICE.

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>> Mordecai: AH, IF IT ISN'T

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MR. SORENSTEIN.

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ARE YOU READY TO ORDER, SIR?

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>> Muscle Man: UH...

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UH...

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>> Rigby: Muscle Man, you're

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supposed to order for the table.

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>> Muscle Man: OH. RIGHT.

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THE LADIES WILL HAVE THE

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LOBSTER, AND THE GENTLEMEN WILL

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HAVE THE "FILET MIG-NON."

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I MEAN, IF THE LADIES AND

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GENTLEMEN ARE COOL WITH THAT.

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>> Both: INDEED.

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>> Mordecai: EXCELLENT CHOICE,

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SIR.

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>> Muscle Man: AND HERE'S A

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LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOURSELF.

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MAKE SURE THINGS ARE EXTRA

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FANCY.

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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>> Mordecai: Put your napkin in

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your lap.

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>> Muscle Man: OH, RIGHT.

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>> Mordecai: YOU'RE UP.

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>> Rigby: OKAY, MUSCLE MAN, GET

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READY FOR SOME FANCY

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CONVERSATION TOPICS.

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>> Muscle Man: [ CHUCKLES ]

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>> Rigby: HOW ARE YOU TWO

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ENJOYING...

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>> Muscle Man: THE WEATHER, UM,

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BECAUSE I THINK IT'S, UH, NICE

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LATELY.

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>> Both: INDEED.

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>> Muscle Man: [ GULP! ]

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UH, SO WHAT DO YOU, UH, DO?

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UH, I WORK FULL-TIME IN PARK,

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UH, MANAGEMENT.

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>> OH.

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>> Both: INDEED.

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>> Muscle Man: YEAH.

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I'M JUST LUCKY I GET TO DO WHAT

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I LOVE, WHICH IS BASICALLY JUST

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MOWING THE LAWN TOPLESS.

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>> Mordecai: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,

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HEY, HEY!

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HOT SALADS COMING THROUGH.

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COOL IT WITH THE TOPLESS TALK.

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HERE'S YOUR SALAD, SIR.

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>> Muscle Man: SALAD!

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I LOVE SALAD.

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I EAT IT FREQUENTLY.

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LET'S DIG IN, SHALL WE?

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>> Rigby: Fork! Fork!

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Use your fork!

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>> Muscle Man: UH...

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>> Both: Salad fork!

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[ BOTH SIGH ]

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>> Muscle Man: TO WHICH I

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REPLIED, "MY MOM."

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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>> HEY, THIS IS GOING SO WELL.

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THEY REALLY LIKE YOU.

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>> Mordecai: HE DID IT!

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HE GOT THROUGH THE WHOLE MEAL.

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>> Rigby: WAIT. WHO'S THAT?

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>> YOUR DESSERT, SIR.

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>> Muscle Man: WHAT?

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YOU'RE NOT OUR WAITER.

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>> OH, NO.

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YOUR WAITER IS ON A BREAK.

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[ BOTH GROANING ]

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BUT DO NOT WORRY.

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I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU NOW.

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>> Muscle Man: UH...

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>> PLEASE, TASTE THE DESSERT.

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IT'S THE FANCIEST WE HAS TO

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OFFER.

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>> Muscle Man: BUT THERE'S NO

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FORKS.

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>> OH, THERE'S NO FORKS FOR THIS

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DESSERT, ONLY SPOONS.

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NOW PICK UP A SPOON AND EAT IT!

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>> Muscle Man: [ GASPS ]

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[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

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>> YOU CHOSE WRONG.

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[ SNAP! ]

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IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO LEAVE.

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>> Muscle Man: WHAT? WHY?

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>> BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT FANCY.

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YOU DO NOT EAT THE CRèME BRULéE

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WITH THAT KIND OF SPOON.

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YOU DISGUST ME.

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>> GREAT GAUCHE.

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>> SIMPLY UNSPEAKABLE.

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>> DISGUSTING.

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>> IS THAT TRUE, MITCH?

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YOU FAKED BEING FANCY?

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>> OUI, IT'S TRUE.

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THEY ARE NOT FANCY AT ALL.

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[ CROWD MURMURS ]

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[ CLAP! CLAP! ]

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AND IF YOU WILL NOT LEAVE, WE

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WILL ESCORT YOU OUT.

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SO WHAT WILL IT BE?

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>> Muscle Man: SO WHAT?

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SO I'M NOT FANCY.

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I ONLY FAKED IT SO I COULD

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IMPRESS MY GIRLFRIEND'S PARENTS,

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WHO, BY THE WAY, I'VE LEARNED

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ARE ACTUALLY PRETTY COOL.

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WHO CARES WHAT KIND OF SPOON

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THIS IS.

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STARLA, YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE I

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CARE ABOUT.

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WE'RE FINISHING OUR DESSERT.

295
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>> VERY WELL, ENJOY YOUR

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DESSERTS...

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IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM!

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>> Muscle Man: HEY, GET YOUR

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HANDS OFF HER, BRO.

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>> WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO

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ABOUT IT?

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>> Muscle Man: HUH? HERB?

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>> I HAVE SOMETHING TO CONFESS,

304
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TOO.

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I'M NOT FANCY, NEITHER.

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>> DESTROY THEM!

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>> ME AND ROS WAS JUST

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PRETENDING 'CAUSE WE WANTED TO

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IMPRESS YOU.

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>> Muscle Man: YOU DIDN'T HAVE

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TO DO THAT.

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>> NYAH!

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>> Rigby: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

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>> Mordecai: WE'RE UNARMED!

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>> WELL, LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND.

316
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LET GO OF MY SATISFACTION CHAIN.

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>> Rigby: HYAH!

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>> Muscle Man: DUDE, STARLA.

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NICE -- WHAT? WHAT THE?

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[ BOTH GRUNTING ]

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>> ARE YOU OKAY, MITCH?

322
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[ BOTH GRUNTING ]

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>> [ GRUNTING ]

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[ SCREAMS ]

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[ CRASH! ]

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[ HORN BLARING ]

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>> Muscle Man: LET'S GET OUT OF

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HERE.

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>> I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE CAN

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GO.

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>> Muscle Man: I THOUGHT YOU

332
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GUYS WERE PICKY.

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>> WE ARE.

334
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HEY, THIS PLACE MAKES

335
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BISTRO EN LE PARC LOOK LIKE

336
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"BISTRO EN LE TRASH."

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[ LAUGHTER ]

338
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THIS CALLS FOR A TOAST.

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>> Muscle Man: I'LL DO YOU ONE

340
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BETTER, HERB.

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[ GRUNTS ]

342
00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:52,786
WHOO!

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WHOO! WHOO!

344
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>> WHOO! WHOO!

345
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>> Mordecai: YOU WANT THE REST

346
00:10:58,091 --> 00:10:58,826
OF MY WINGS?

347
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>> Rigby: NO THANKS.

348
00:10:59,727 --> 00:11:01,128
I JUST LOST MY APPETITE.

349
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>> Rigby: DUDE, LET'S WATER THEM

350
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LATER!

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>> Mordecai: NO!

352
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WE'RE WATERING MARGARET'S PLANTS

353
00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:26,453
NOW!

354
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[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]

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>> Rigby: UGHH.

356
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YOU'RE SO WHIPPED.

357
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>> Mordecai: NO, I'M NOT.

358
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>> Rigby: YEAH, RIGHT.

359
00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:31,759
YOU'RE WHIPPED WITH A CAPITAL

360
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"WHOOP-SHHH"!

361
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>> Mordecai: JUST HELP ME WATER

362
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THE PLANTS.

363
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,364
WHOA.

364
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THIS PLACE IS AWESOME!

365
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AW, YEAH! A GRILL!

366
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AFTER WE START DATING, I'LL

367
00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:45,105
TOTALLY INVITE YOU OVER FOR

368
00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:45,438
BURGERS.

369
00:11:45,438 --> 00:11:46,473
>> Rigby: WHATEVER.

370
00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:47,507
CAN WE JUST GET THIS OVER WITH

371
00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:48,441
SO WE CAN LEAVE?

372
00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:50,643
>> Mordecai: CHILL, DUDE.

373
00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:51,678
I CAN'T BELIEVE MARGARET ASKED

374
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US TO WATER HER PLANTS WHILE

375
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SHE'S GONE FOR THE WEEKEND.

376
00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:55,282
I THINK THIS REALLY SHOWS A

377
00:11:55,282 --> 00:11:55,883
LEVEL OF TRUST.

378
00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:57,317
>> Rigby: I THINK YOU'RE READING

379
00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:58,018
TOO MUCH INTO IT.

380
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ALL SHE DID WAS ASK YOU TO WATER

381
00:11:59,452 --> 00:11:59,887
HER PLANTS.

382
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>> Mordecai: YEAH, WELL, I DON'T

383
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SEE ANYONE ASKING YOU TO WATER

384
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THEIR PLANTS.

385
00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:05,658
>> Rigby: MAN, SHE'S GOT A LOT

386
00:12:05,658 --> 00:12:07,727
OF PLANTS.

387
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,162
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TOLD HER

388
00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,230
YOU'D WATER ALL THESE.

389
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:10,898
WHAT A CHUMP.

390
00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:12,232
>> Mordecai: IT'S BECAUSE

391
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MARGARET'S MY FRIEND.

392
00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:14,134
>> Rigby: PSHH!

393
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YEAH, YOUR FRIEND WITHOUT

394
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BENEFITS.

395
00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:16,870
>> Mordecai: HEY, SHUT UP AND

396
00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:18,071
COME HELP ME FIND THE WATERING

397
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CAN.

398
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:20,407
>> Rigby: UGHHH.

399
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:28,982
AW, THE BEDROOM DOOR'S LOCKED.

400
00:12:28,982 --> 00:12:30,483
>> Mordecai: IT WOULDN'T BE IN

401
00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:31,084
HER BEDROOM.

402
00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,019
STAY OUT OF THERE.

403
00:12:32,019 --> 00:12:33,220
>> Rigby: "OH, MORDECAI?

404
00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:33,987
HE'S ALL RIGHT.

405
00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:35,488
IT'S NOT LIKE WE'RE DATING OR

406
00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:35,923
ANYTHING.

407
00:12:35,923 --> 00:12:37,357
I JUST LET HIM COME OVER AND

408
00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:38,525
WATER MY PLANTS SOMETIMES."

409
00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:39,726
>> Mordecai: HEY, PUT THAT BACK!

410
00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:41,094
>> Rigby: NO! I WANT TO WEAR IT

411
00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,229
WHILE I WATER THE PLANTS.

412
00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:43,363
>> Mordecai: PUT IT BACK!

413
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:43,897
>> Rigby: MAKE ME.

414
00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:44,664
>> Mordecai: [ GRUNTS ]

415
00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:45,665
>> Rigby: GET OFF OF ME!

416
00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:46,666
I WANT TO WEAR IT WHILE I WATER

417
00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:48,335
THE PLANTS!

418
00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:48,735
[ RIP! ]

419
00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:50,270
>> Mordecai: DUDE, WHAT DID YOU

420
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:50,503
DO?!

421
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:52,105
>> Rigby: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT

422
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:52,572
DIDDO?

423
00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:53,506
YOU PUSHED ME!

424
00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:54,707
>> Mordecai: DUDE, YOU BROKE IT!

425
00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:55,708
>> Rigby: YEAH, RIGHT.

426
00:12:55,708 --> 00:12:56,709
YOU CAN'T BREAK BOOKS.

427
00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:57,945
AND BESIDES, EVEN IF IT DID

428
00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:59,179
BREAK, JUST PUT IT BACK AND

429
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:00,013
DON'T SAY ANYTHING.

430
00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:01,348
>> Mordecai: DUDE, YOU TOTALLY

431
00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:01,714
BROKE IT.

432
00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:02,182
LOOK.

433
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:03,383
THIS THING HAS A LOCK ON IT.

434
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:03,884
[ JINGLE! ]

435
00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:04,517
>> Rigby: WHAT?

436
00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:05,853
WHAT KIND OF A BOOK HAS A LOCK

437
00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:06,353
ON IT?

438
00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:08,922
>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW.

439
00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:09,722
OH, NO.

440
00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:10,223
[ SLAM! ]

441
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:10,723
>> Rigby: WHAT?

442
00:13:10,723 --> 00:13:11,892
>> Mordecai: THIS IS MARGARET'S

443
00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:12,292
DIARY.

444
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,560
DUDE, SHE'S GONNA THINK I WAS

445
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:14,361
READING HER DIARY!

446
00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:14,862
THIS IS BAD.

447
00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:16,129
>> Rigby: DUDE, WHAT'S THE BIG

448
00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:16,596
DEAL?

449
00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:17,697
IT'S JUST SOME LAME OLD DIARY.

450
00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:19,066
I MEAN, WHY DO PEOPLE EVEN NEED

451
00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:19,732
TO KEEP SECRETS?

452
00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:20,800
I DON'T HAVE ANY SECRETS.

453
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:21,869
DO YOU HAVE ANY SECRETS?

454
00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:22,735
I KNOW I SURE DON'T.

455
00:13:22,735 --> 00:13:23,904
>> Mordecai: I DON'T CARE.

456
00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:25,372
IF SHE COMES HOME AND FINDS THIS

457
00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:26,539
THING BROKEN, SHE'S GONNA THINK

458
00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:27,240
I READ IT.

459
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,475
WE HAVE TO FIX IT BEFORE SHE

460
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:31,411
GETS BACK.

461
00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:34,314
COME ON. COME ON.

462
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:34,547
UGH!

463
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:36,049
>> Rigby: WILL YOU CHILL OUT?

464
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:37,484
IT'S NOT GONNA STICK WITHOUT

465
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GLUE.

466
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:38,218
GAH!

467
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:39,619
LOOKS LIKE RIGBY HAS TO BAIL YOU

468
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,521
OUT AGAIN.

469
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,792
AW, YEAH! SUPE DA GLUP!

470
00:13:45,792 --> 00:13:47,127
>> Mordecai: DUDE, JUST A DROP.

471
00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:47,827
>> Rigby: I KNOW.

472
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:48,929
>> Mordecai: JUST A DROP!

473
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:49,629
>> Rigby: I KNOW!

474
00:13:49,629 --> 00:13:50,263
[ SQUIRT! ]

475
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:51,398
>> Mordecai: DUDE, I SAID JUST A

476
00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:51,764
DROP!

477
00:13:51,764 --> 00:13:52,732
>> Rigby: YOU WERE MAKING ME

478
00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:54,167
NERVOUS!

479
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:54,567
[ RIP! ]

480
00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:55,568
>> Mordecai: AW, MAN!

481
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:56,569
LET ME SEE THAT GLUE.

482
00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:57,604
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

483
00:13:57,604 --> 00:13:58,805
IT SAYS HERE THAT WE CAN REMOVE

484
00:13:58,805 --> 00:13:59,739
THE GLUE WITH HEAT.

485
00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:02,609
>> Rigby: LET ME HANDLE IT.

486
00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:05,112
>> Mordecai: WAIT!

487
00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:05,812
[ CLATTER! ]

488
00:14:05,812 --> 00:14:06,346
[ BEEP! ]

489
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:07,780
[ ZAP! ]

490
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:08,982
>> Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

491
00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:12,852
>> Rigby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

492
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:13,954
>> Mordecai: WE'RE NOT PUTTING

493
00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:14,854
ANYTHING IN THE MICROWAVE.

494
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:15,855
[ CLICK! ]

495
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:16,589
[ CLICK! ]

496
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:17,790
[ WHOOSH! ]

497
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:21,194
[ SIZZLE! ]

498
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:22,362
>> Rigby: DUDE, IT'S WORKING.

499
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:25,532
>> Mordecai: YE-E-E-AH, IT IS.

500
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:25,832
[ WHOOSH! ]

501
00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:28,035
>> Both: AAAAH!

502
00:14:28,035 --> 00:14:29,869
>> Mordecai: AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!

503
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:30,837
>> Rigby: I GOT IT! I GOT IT!

504
00:14:30,837 --> 00:14:31,804
>> Mordecai: DUDE, THAT'S NOT --

505
00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:32,805
[ SQUISH! ]

506
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,707
[ BOOM! ]

507
00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:41,114
[ HISS! ]

508
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:42,382
[ WHOOSH! ]

509
00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:45,152
>> Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

510
00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:45,785
>> Mordecai: HUNH!

511
00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:47,120
[ HISS! ]

512
00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,056
[ BUBBLE! BUBBLE! ]

513
00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:52,492
>> Rigby: YOU THINK SHE'LL

514
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:53,626
NOTICE?

515
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:54,995
>> Mordecai: CAN YOU FIX IT?

516
00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:56,029
>> Skips: WHAT IS IT?

517
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,397
>> Mordecai: IT'S MARGARET'S

518
00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:57,697
DIARY.

519
00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:59,232
>> Skips: WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE

520
00:14:59,232 --> 00:14:59,732
THAT?

521
00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:00,867
>> Rigby: IT'S A LONG STORY.

522
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:03,303
>> Skips: OH. HMMMM.

523
00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:03,803
SORRY.

524
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:05,638
THIS CAN'T BE FIXED WITH ANY

525
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,140
TRADITIONAL METHODS.

526
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:07,874
>> Mordecai: UGHH!

527
00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:09,042
WELL, THEN, DO YOU HAVE ANY

528
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:10,543
UNTRADITIONAL ONES?

529
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:11,844
>> Skips: OF COURSE.

530
00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:13,146
THERE IS ONE WAY.

531
00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:15,182
I CAN TRANSFER IT TO A NEW DIARY

532
00:15:15,182 --> 00:15:16,416
USING A MAGIC QUILL PEN.

533
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,717
>> Mordecai: [ CHUCKLES ]

534
00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:18,585
THANK YOU, SKIPS.

535
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:19,919
>> Skips: IN ORDER FOR THIS TO

536
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,521
WORK, WE HAVE TO BE IN THE SAME

537
00:15:21,521 --> 00:15:22,922
PLACE THAT THE DIARY WAS BROKEN.

538
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,191
>> Rigby: MARGARET'S HOUSE.

539
00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:25,658
>> Skips: BUT FIRST, I WANT YOU

540
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:26,859
BOTH TO KNOW THAT DIARIES ARE A

541
00:15:26,859 --> 00:15:28,895
SERIOUS BUSINESS BECAUSE THEY

542
00:15:28,895 --> 00:15:30,363
CONTAIN SECRETS.

543
00:15:30,363 --> 00:15:32,865
AND SECRETS MUST BE PROTECTED AT

544
00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:33,566
ALL COSTS.

545
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,335
>> Rigby: YEAH, SKIPS, WE KNOW.

546
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:37,537
>> Skips: DO YOU?

547
00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,206
LOOK, OUT OF RESPECT FOR

548
00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:41,241
MARGARET'S SECRETS, I'M GONNA

549
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:42,409
HELP YOU GUYS.

550
00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:44,011
BUT YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT

551
00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:46,279
SERIOUSLY AND DO EXACTLY AS I

552
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:46,746
SAY.

553
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:47,914
>> Mordecai: YEAH, SKIPS, WE

554
00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:48,581
PROMISE.

555
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:49,716
>> Rigby: YEAH, WE PROMISE.

556
00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:51,084
>> Skips: WELL, YOU BETTER,

557
00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:53,053
BECAUSE SECRETS ARE A FORCE TO

558
00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:54,954
BE RECKONED WITH.

559
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:00,860
>> Rigby: AW, WHAT?!

560
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:01,961
THAT DOESN'T LOOK ANYTHING LIKE

561
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:02,729
MARGARET'S DIARY.

562
00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:04,897
>> Skips: AS IN WRITTEN CONTENT,

563
00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:07,034
SO, TOO, IN PHYSICAL APPEARANCE

564
00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:09,602
WILL THE BOOKS BECOME IDENTICAL.

565
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:13,173
ALL RIGHT, GUYS. JOIN HANDS.

566
00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:16,609
>> Rigby: I'M NOT GONNA HOLD

567
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:16,809
HANDS.

568
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:17,910
>> Mordecai: COME ON, DUDE.

569
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:18,578
JUST DO IT.

570
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:19,712
HE'S TRYING TO HELP US OUT.

571
00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:22,915
>> Rigby: UGHH. FINE.

572
00:16:22,915 --> 00:16:24,651
>> Skips: OKAY, ITS TIME TO

573
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:25,218
BEGIN.

574
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:27,120
NOW, NO MATTER WHAT YOU HEAR,

575
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:29,122
YOU MUSTN'T LOOK AT MARGARET'S

576
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,158
THOUGHTS AS THE QUILL TRANSFERS

577
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:33,960
THE SECRETS.

578
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:37,164
[ WIND GUSTING ]

579
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:39,066
[ HUMMING ]

580
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:45,172
NOW WE MUST ALL CLOSE OUR EYES.

581
00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:50,843
RIGBY, CLOSE YOUR EYES.

582
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,011
>> Rigby: FINE.

583
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,846
I'M CLOSING THEM.

584
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:54,481
[ SLAM! ]

585
00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:55,515
>> Skips: BEGIN.

586
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:57,417
[ VOICES MUTTERING EERILY ]

587
00:16:59,586 --> 00:17:00,787
>> Rigby: WHAT ARE THEY SAYING?

588
00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:02,122
>> Skips: JUST KEEP YOUR EYES

589
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:05,825
CLOSED AND IGNORE THEM.

590
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:10,029
[ MUTTERING INTENSIFIES ]

591
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,298
>> Mordecai: HOW MUCH LONGER IS

592
00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:12,031
THIS GONNA TAKE?!

593
00:17:12,031 --> 00:17:13,100
>> Skips: IT SHOULD BE ANY

594
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:13,600
MINUTE.

595
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:18,805
JUST KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED!

596
00:17:18,805 --> 00:17:22,975
>> Rigby: CO-O-O-O-OL.

597
00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:24,844
>> Margaret: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

598
00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:26,746
>> Rigby: AAAAAAAH!

599
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:32,285
[ THUD! ]

600
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:33,786
>> Skips: THE TRANSFER IS

601
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:34,887
INCOMPLETE.

602
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,789
DID EVERYONE KEEP THEIR EYES

603
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:37,224
SHUT?

604
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:39,992
>> Mordecai: I KEPT MINE SHUT.

605
00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:41,661
>> Rigby: WHAT?

606
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:42,462
ALL RIGHT, FINE.

607
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:43,796
THERE'S A CHANCE I MIGHT'VE

608
00:17:43,796 --> 00:17:44,964
MAYBE PROBABLY LOOKED, MAYBE.

609
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:45,965
>> Skips: RIGBY!

610
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:47,300
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'VE

611
00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:47,867
DONE?!

612
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,469
[ DISTANT SCREAMING, CRASHING ]

613
00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:50,570
>> Rigby: WHAT IS THAT?

614
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,804
>> Mordecai: IT'S COMING FROM

615
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,873
OUTSIDE!

616
00:17:53,873 --> 00:17:55,975
>> Rigby: WH-O-O-OA.

617
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:58,511
[ CRASHING CONTINUES ]

618
00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:00,713
>> All: [ SCREAMING ]

619
00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:02,382
[ CRASH! ]

620
00:18:02,382 --> 00:18:03,216
[ HORN HONKS ]

621
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:04,851
[ SCREECH! SMASH! ]

622
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:06,253
[ CRASH! CRASH! ]

623
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:07,354
>> Mordecai: MARGARET?

624
00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:08,855
>> Skips: THAT'S NOT MARGARET.

625
00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:09,856
WHEN RIGBY LOOKED --

626
00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:11,090
>> Rigby: I SAID MAYBE LOOKED --

627
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:11,558
MAYBE!

628
00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:12,859
>> Skips: ...HE RELEASED THE

629
00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:14,994
GUARDIAN OF MARGARET'S SECRETS.

630
00:18:14,994 --> 00:18:17,297
[ CRASH! CRASH! ]

631
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,869
SHE WILL DESTROY US FOR LOOKING

632
00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:23,770
AT HER SECRETS!

633
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,037
>> Rigby: WHAT DO WE DO?!

634
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:26,839
>> Skips: THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY

635
00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:27,607
TO STOP THIS.

636
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:29,242
EACH OF US MUST REVEAL A SECRET

637
00:18:29,242 --> 00:18:31,110
OF OUR OWN, OR SHE'LL DESTROY

638
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,045
US!

639
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:33,846
[ ZAP! ]

640
00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:36,616
ALL RIGHT. I'LL GO FIRST.

641
00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,084
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]

642
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:40,953
THE REASON I ALWAYS SKIP IS, IN

643
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,390
ALL MY LIFE, MY HEART YEARNED

644
00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:44,891
FOR ONLY ONE WOMAN.

645
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:47,059
AND WE USED TO SKIP TOGETHER ALL

646
00:18:47,059 --> 00:18:47,860
THE TIME.

647
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,896
ON THE DAY I LOST HER, I VOWED

648
00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:51,931
TO SKIP EVERY DAY FOR THE REST

649
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,800
OF MY LIFE SO THAT I'D NEVER

650
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,435
FORGET THE TIME WE SPENT

651
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:56,269
TOGETHER.

652
00:18:56,269 --> 00:18:58,538
[ POWERS DOWN ]

653
00:18:58,538 --> 00:19:01,208
[ WHOOSH! ]

654
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:02,041
IT'S WORKING!

655
00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:03,410
NOW TELL YOUR SECRETS!

656
00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:04,777
>> Mordecai: UH, OKAY.

657
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:06,045
UH, SOMETIMES WHEN WE'RE

658
00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:07,714
SUPPOSED TO BE CLEANING OUT

659
00:19:07,714 --> 00:19:09,216
GUTTERS, WE GO TO GET COFFEE

660
00:19:09,216 --> 00:19:09,749
INSTEAD.

661
00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:11,050
>> Rigby: YEAH, YEAH! GOOD ONE!

662
00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:12,151
AND A LOT OF TIME, I DON'T EVEN

663
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:12,819
GET COFFEE.

664
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:13,886
I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE CLEANING

665
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,154
OUT THE GUTTERS.

666
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,556
[ CRASH! CRASH! ]

667
00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,825
[ SMASH! ]

668
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:19,459
>> Skips: NO!

669
00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:20,560
IT HAS TO BE SOMETHING

670
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:22,329
MEANINGFUL!

671
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:24,964
[ CRASH! CRASH! ]

672
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:27,667
>> All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

673
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,001
>> Rigby: HOW MEANINGFUL DOES IT

674
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:29,469
HAVE TO BE?!

675
00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:30,102
[ CRASH! ]

676
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:31,504
AAAH!

677
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,340
>> Skips: UNLESS YOU TELL A REAL

678
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:34,941
SECRET, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

679
00:19:34,941 --> 00:19:36,443
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO

680
00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:36,843
IT!

681
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:38,077
I LIKE TO SING ALONG TO REALLY

682
00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:40,012
BAD POP MUSIC!

683
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:43,015
[ CRASH! ]

684
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:43,650
>> All: AAAAAAAAH!

685
00:19:43,650 --> 00:19:44,751
>> Rigby: I ATE A DONUT OUT OF

686
00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:45,352
THE TRASH!

687
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:46,819
>> Mordecai: I LIKE GOING

688
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:48,921
COMMANDO!

689
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:49,155
A LOT!

690
00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:50,490
>> Rigby: I ACTUALLY LIKE THE

691
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:51,758
TASTE OF DONUTS BETTER WHEN

692
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:53,192
THEY'RE FROM THE TRASH!

693
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:55,662
>> Mordecai: AAAAAH!

694
00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:56,028
RIGBY!

695
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,697
REMEMBER WHEN WE ORDERED BEDS

696
00:19:57,697 --> 00:19:59,098
FOR OUR ROOM AND YOURS NEVER

697
00:19:59,098 --> 00:19:59,932
SHOWED UP?

698
00:19:59,932 --> 00:20:00,333
I LIED!

699
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,934
I STACKED THEM UP, AND I'VE BEEN

700
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,770
SLEEPING ON THEM THE WHOLE TIME!

701
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:04,671
I'M SORRY, DUDE!

702
00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:06,138
IT'S JUST TOO COMFORTABLE!

703
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:07,374
>> Rigby: ARE YOU SERIOUS?

704
00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:09,175
[ POWERS DOWN ]

705
00:20:09,175 --> 00:20:11,077
[ WHOOSH! ]

706
00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:15,548
>> All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

707
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:16,449
>> Mordecai: RIGBY!

708
00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:17,116
SAY SOMETHING!

709
00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:17,984
>> Rigby: AAAAAAAH!

710
00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:19,352
WHEN I WAS LITTLE, I STOLE MY

711
00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:20,687
NEIGHBOR'S BIKE AND THREW IT

712
00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:22,054
OFF THE ROOF!

713
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,323
>> Skips: IT HAS TO BE SOMETHING

714
00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:23,790
DEEP!

715
00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:25,024
>> Rigby: SOMETIMES I HIDE POPS'

716
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:26,526
SHOES BECAUSE I THINK IT'S FUNNY

717
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:27,794
WHEN HE'S LOOKING FOR THEM!

718
00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:28,995
I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON!

719
00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:30,297
I HATE TAKING SHOWERS, AND I

720
00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:31,030
HATE KITTENS!

721
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:32,399
I LIED ABOUT BEING ON THE

722
00:20:32,399 --> 00:20:33,333
FOOTBALL TEAM!

723
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:35,134
I THINK EILEEN IS HOT WITHOUT

724
00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:37,069
HER GLASSES ON!!

725
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:40,072
[ WHOOSH! ]

726
00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:40,807
[ BUZZ! ]

727
00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:42,742
[ ZAP! ]

728
00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:54,654
>> Skips: LET'S FINISH THIS!

729
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:56,589
[ ZAP! ]

730
00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:00,226
>> Mordecai: WHOA!

731
00:21:00,226 --> 00:21:01,661
IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE

732
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:02,429
MARGARET'S!

733
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,063
SKIPS, HOW CAN WE REPAY YOU?

734
00:21:04,063 --> 00:21:05,565
>> Skips: DO YOU REMEMBER THAT

735
00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:07,066
STUFF I SAID ABOUT WHY I SKIP?

736
00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:08,100
>> Mordecai: YEAH.

737
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,002
>> Skips: NO, YOU DON'T.

738
00:21:13,373 --> 00:21:14,106
>> Rigby: I KNEW IT WAS MY

739
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,074
MATTRESS.

740
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:16,943
>> Mordecai: SO, EILEEN, HUH?

741
00:21:16,943 --> 00:21:19,512
>> Rigby: STOP TALKING!!

742
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:20,713
>> Mordecai: I CAN'T BELIEVE WE

743
00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:21,848
GOT THE DIARY BACK TOGETHER.

744
00:21:21,848 --> 00:21:22,915
>> Rigby: YEAH, WHAT A PAIN.

745
00:21:22,915 --> 00:21:24,183
I NEVER WANT TO WATER MARGARET'S

746
00:21:24,183 --> 00:21:24,884
PLANTS EVER AGAIN.

747
00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:26,052
>> Mordecai: WAIT. DID WE EVER

748
00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:27,186
ACTUALLY WATER HER PLANTS?

749
00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:28,220
>> Rigby: HERE SHE COMES.

750
00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:29,021
>> Mordecai: HA HA!

751
00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:29,756
OH, HEY, MARGARET!

752
00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:30,523
HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?

753
00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:31,858
>> Margaret: IT WAS NICE, BUT I

754
00:21:31,858 --> 00:21:33,192
CAN ONLY TAKE MY PARENTS FOR SO

755
00:21:33,192 --> 00:21:33,693
LONG, YOU KNOW?

756
00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:34,694
>> Rigby: TELL ME ABOUT IT.

757
00:21:34,694 --> 00:21:35,428
'RENTS ARE THE WORST.

758
00:21:35,428 --> 00:21:36,429
>> Mordecai: WELL, YOU DON'T

759
00:21:36,429 --> 00:21:37,564
HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT YOUR PLANTS

760
00:21:37,564 --> 00:21:38,598
OR IF THE ROOF [Chuckling] IS

761
00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:39,566
STILL ON YOUR APARTMENT OR

762
00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:40,099
WHATEVER.

763
00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:41,067
BECAUSE IT'S FINE IS WHAT I

764
00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:41,267
MEANT.

765
00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:42,602
[ Nervously ] HA HA HA!

766
00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:43,770
>> Margaret: OH, YOU GUYS DIDN'T

767
00:21:43,770 --> 00:21:44,737
GO AND WATER THEM, DID YOU?

768
00:21:44,737 --> 00:21:45,572
>> Mordecai: YEAH. WHY?

769
00:21:45,572 --> 00:21:46,573
>> Margaret: I FORGOT THAT I

770
00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:47,640
ALREADY ASKED EILEEN TO DO IT.

771
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,408
>> Mordecai: REALLY?!

772
00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:49,476
>> Margaret: YEAH, SHE HAD THE

773
00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:50,810
SPARE BEDROOM ALL WEEKEND.

774
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,211
SORRY YOU GUYS WENT THROUGH ALL

775
00:21:52,211 --> 00:21:52,945
THAT TROUBLE.

776
00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:54,080
>> Mordecai: I GUESS WE JUST

777
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:54,781
MISSED EACH OTHER.

778
00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:55,782
SO, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

779
00:21:55,782 --> 00:21:56,816
>> Rigby: YEAH, IT'S COOL.

780
00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:57,617
>> HEY, GUYS.

781
00:21:57,617 --> 00:21:58,918
HERE'S YOUR COFFEE.

782
00:21:58,918 --> 00:22:00,820
[ ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS ]

783
00:22:09,629 --> 00:22:10,463
[ THUD! ]