[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
>> Muscle Man: MUSCLE DAD.
COME IN, MUSCLE DAD.
[ STATIC ]
MUSCLE DAD, COME IN.
I WANT TO WISH YOU A HAPPY
FATHER'S DAY.
[ STATIC ]
COME ON, MUSCLE DAD.
YOU BETTER NOT BE PRANKING ME.
BRO?
GEEZ, BRO. WHO DIED?
[ ORGAN PLAYING ]
WE'RE HERE TODAY BECAUSE MY DAD
PUT A CACTUS UNDER A COP IN A
BEAR COSTUME WHO TURNED OUT TO
BE AN ACTUAL BEAR.
[ WAILS ]
>> Mordecai: MUSCLE MAN!
IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.
>> Muscle Man: YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
I'M OKAY.
MY DAD MIGHT NOT HAVE BEEN THE
BEST PRANKER IN THE WORLD, BUT
HE WAS THE BEST TRUCKER IN THE
WORLD.
AND THAT HAT WAS HIS CROWN.
THAT'S WHY THIS URN IS FILLED
WITH THE ASHES OF HIS HAT.
AS THE ULTIMATE FATHER'S DAY
TRIBUTE, I'M GOING TO HELP MY
DAD FULFILL HIS FINAL WISH BY
SPREADING THE ASHES OF HIS HAT
AT THE TRUCKER HALL OF FAME.
>> Benson: GUYS, I'D LIKE YOU TO
GO WITH MUSCLE MAN TO HELP HIM
SPREAD THOSE HAT ASHES.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
WHY CAN'T HI FIVE GHOST GO WITH
HIM?
>> Benson: HI FIVE GHOST DOESN'T
DEAL WELL WITH THIS SORT OF
THING.
>> Hi Five Ghost: [ SOBBING ]
>> Mordecai: OKAY.
WE'LL GO WITH HIM.
>> Benson: THANKS.
JUST MAKE SURE TO WATCH AFTER
HIM.
IF MUSCLE MAN CAN'T SPREAD THOSE
HAT ASHES AND GET SOME CLOSURE,
HE MAY NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN.
>> Muscle Man: WHOO-HOO!
WHOO. WHOO!
[ HORN BLARES ]
>> Muscle Man: THANKS FOR COMING
ALONG TO HELP ME SPREAD MY DAD'S
TRUCKER-HAT ASHES.
IT REALLY MEANS A LOT TO ME.
I KNOW THAT SOMETIMES I ACT ALL
CRAZY WHEN I'M BUMMED OUT, SO
JUST LET ME KNOW IF I'M FREAKING
OUT TOO HARD, AND I'LL STOP.
>> Mordecai: NO PROBLEM.
>> Rigby: YEAH, IT'S COOL.
>> Muscle Man: YOU DUDES WANT TO
LISTEN TO SOME TUNES?
>> Both: YEAH, WE DO!
>> Muscle Man: [ LAUGHS ] YEAH!
AND I KNOW MY DAD WANTS TO
LISTEN TO SOME TUNES.
ALL RIGHT!
OH.
>> Mordecai: OH, NO.
>> Muscle Man: [ WAILING ]
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
>> Mordecai: MUSCLE MAN, CALM
DOWN!
CHILL! CHILL!
>> Muscle Man: [ PANTING ]
I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.
I JUST WANTED TO LISTEN TO SOME
MUSIC WITH MY DAD.
>> Mordecai: WE DON'T NEED TO
LISTEN TO ANY MUSIC.
IT'S COOL.
>> Rigby: YEAH, MAN.
>> Muscle Man: OKAY.
SORRY FOR FREAKING OUT, GUYS.
>> Mordecai: NO. NO. IT'S FINE.
DO YOU WANT TO TELL SOME STORIES
ABOUT YOUR DAD?
IT MIGHT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
>> Muscle Man: OKAY.
MY DAD WAS THE BEST.
NOBODY LOVED A GOOD PRANK MORE
THAN MY OLD MAN.
>> HERE, MITCH.
>> Muscle Man: THANKS.
>> [ LAUGHING ]
>> Muscle Man: HE USED TO PULL
THE BEST PRANKS ON HIS TRUCKER
BUDDIES.
>> WHAT'S YOUR 20, GOOD BUDDY?
>> 10 miles south of Hogtown.
Got Smokey on my tail.
>> YOU KNOW WHO ELSE GOT SMOKEY
ON HER TAIL?
>> Muscle Man: [ COUGHING ]
>> MY WIFE!
>> Muscle Man: MY MOM!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
AND ON TIME, AT MY BROTHER'S
BIRTHDAY PARTY...
HIT IT, MUSCLE BRO.
>> I WILL, YO.
STOP MOVING IT TO AND FRO.
AAH! GET THEM OFF.
[ SCREAMING ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Muscle Man: BUT HE LOVED
PULLING PRANKS ON ME THE MOST.
>> LOOK AT YOU!
MY BOY IS GOING TO PROM.
YOU SURE YOU DON'T NEED AN
UMBRELLA?
>> Muscle Man: DAD, WE DON'T
NEED AN UMBRELLA.
WE'RE JUST GOING TO THE PROM.
WHOA!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Muscle Man: AWW.
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
[ HORN BLARES ]
MY DAD WAS AWESOME AT PRANKS,
BUT HE WAS AN EVEN BETTER
TRUCKER.
AND HE WOULD ALWAYS CHECK IN
FROM THE ROAD.
>> Breaker, breaker.
Muscle Daddy here. Do you copy?
>> Muscle Man: LOUD AND CLEAR,
MUSCLE DAD.
HEY, DO THE THING.
[ Horn blares ]
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Mordecai: WOW, MUSCLE MAN.
YOU'RE DAD SOUNDED LIKE HE WAS
REALLY AWESOME.
>> Muscle Man: HE WAS.
NOW LET'S PULL OVER.
I GOT TO USE IT!
>> Mordecai: MAN, I'VE NEVER
SEEN MUSCLE MAN OPEN UP LIKE
THIS.
>> Rigby: I KNOW.
AND I GOT TO SAY, MUSCLE DAD
SOUNDS LIKE THE GREATEST DAD.
>> [ Laughing ] MUSCLE DAD?
WHY, I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT NAME
IN A LONG TIME.
BIG GREEN GUY, LOVED PRANKS,
"TRUCKER OF THE YEAR" HAT?
>> Rigby: YEAH, THAT'S HIM.
WERE YOU GUYS FRIENDS WITH HIM?
>> [ LAUGHS ]
NO, WE WERE NOT FRIENDS WITH
HIM!
WELL, THAT PUKE NEVER RODE A BIG
RIG IN HIS LIFE.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
>> NO, SIRREE.
WHY, THAT RATCHET-JAW WAS
NOTHING BUT A...FORKLIFT DRIVER.
[ BOTH GASP ]
>> Muscle Man: TAKE IT BACK!
TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT MY
DAD.
>> SORRY THERE, ANKLE-BITER.
HE WAS JUST A TRUCKER WANNABE.
>> Muscle Man: YOU SHUT YOUR
MOUTH HOLE!
>> REMEMBER HOW HE'D SNEAK INTO
OUR RIGS AND CALL HIMSELF IN A
FAKE VOICE?
>> Muscle Man: NO, BRO!
YOU CAN'T FAKE THIS, BRO.
>> UH, ACTUALLY, YOU CAN.
>> DUDE, CHECK IT.
MY BUTT'S TRUCKER OF THE YEAR.
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Muscle Man: [ LAUGHS ]
NICE PRANK, DAD.
>> Yeah, I really got the other
truckers with that one.
>> Muscle Man: WHY ARE YOU
WHISPERING?
>> OH, THERE'S A...HITCHHIKER
SLEEPING IN THE PASSENGER SEAT.
>> Muscle Man: DAD, YOU'RE THE
BEST TRUCKER EVER.
>> I DO IT ALL FOR YOU, SON.
>> Muscle Man: HEY, DAD, DO THE
THING.
>> [ LAUGHS ] SURE, SON.
[ AIR HORN BLOWS ]
>> Muscle Man: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
[ WIND WHISTLING ]
[ GRUNTS ]
[ SQUEALING ]
[ GASPS ]
"SON, IF YOU'RE READING THIS,
YOU PUNCHED MY FACE AND FREAKED
OUT IN THE FIELD BY THE REST
STOP WHERE I FAKED THAT PICTURE.
I'M SORRY FOR PRANKING YOU ALL
THESE YEARS..."
>> "...ESPECIALLY ABOUT BEING A
TRUCKER.
THE WORLD IS A HARSH PLACE, AND
I ONLY DID IT TO TOUGHEN YOU UP
FOR WHEN I'M GONE.
NOW YOU KNOW THE TRUTH.
YOU AREN'T A MUSCLE BOY
ANYMORE."
>> MUSCLE DAD, WE NEED THOSE
LOADS NOW.
>> YES, SIR. RIGHT AWAY.
>> AND TAKE OFF THAT HAT.
YOU AIN'T WORTHY OF IT.
>> "SO PLEASE DRIVE TO THE
HIGHEST POINT OF THE TRUCKER
HALL OF FAME AND SPREAD MY HAT
ASHES OVER THOSE STUCK-UP JERKS.
IT'S MY FINAL PRANK FROM BEYOND
THE GRAVE.
BUT IF YOU HATE ME TOO MUCH TO
DO IT, I UNDERSTAND."
>> Mordecai: WHAT HAPPENED?
>> Both: WH-O-O-O-OA.
>> Mordecai: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA
DO?
>> Muscle Man: MAYBE HE WASN'T
THE BEST TRUCKER IN THE WORLD --
ORTRUCKER IN THE WORLD -- BUT
HE WAS MY DAD.
AND I'M GONNA CARRY OUT HIS WISH
IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO.
>> Mordecai: THAT'S GREAT, DUDE.
WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE WITH YOU.
>> All: WHOO!
>> Muscle Man: THERE IT IS --
THE TRUCKER HALL OF FAME.
>> Both: WHOA.
>> Muscle Man: NOW LET'S GO
SPREAD THESE HAT ASHES.
[ ENGINES HUMMING ]
[ ALL GASP ]
>> WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING
WITH THAT URN, SON?
>> Muscle Man: UH, WHAT URN?
>> DON'T PLAY DUMB.
WE HEARD ABOUT YOUR PLAN ON THE
HORN.
YOU'RE MUSCLE DAD'S SON, AND
WHAT YOU GOT THERE IS HIS HAT'S
MORTAL REMAINS.
>> Muscle Man: LET ME IN, YOU
TOOLS!
>> THOSE ASHES ARE WORTHLESS.
HEY, YOU WANT TO SCATTER THEM
SOMEWHERE?
HA!
WHY DON'T YOU SCATTER THEM IN
THAT DUMPSTER?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Mordecai: DUDE, MUSCLE MAN.
>> Rigby: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> Mordecai: YOU GOT TO TURN
BACK.
YOU CAN'T GIVE UP.
>> Muscle Man: COME ON.
>> Mordecai: YOU'RE GONNA COME
ALL THIS WAY JUST TO QUIT?
>> Rigby: WHAT ABOUT MUSCLE DAD?
>> Muscle Man: LOOK, BROS.
MY OLD MAN WAS A SCREW-UP.
AND LET'S FACE IT -- SO AM I.
I'M OVERWEIGHT, I WORK IN A LAME
PARK, AND YOU TWO-AND-FIVES ARE
MY ONLY FRIENDS.
BUT THE ONE THING THAT A
SORENSTEIN ALMOST NEVER SCREWS
UP IS A PRANK.
AND MY DAD'S HAT ASHES IN THAT
STUCK-UP TRUCKER HALL OF FAME IS
THE FUNNIEST THING I CAN THINK
OF RIGHT NOW.
NOW, ARE YOU LADIES IN OR AREN'T
YOU?
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> All: WHOO!
>> [ CHUCKLES ] DUMPSTER.
>> YEAH, I KNOW.
I JUST OPENED MY MOUTH, AND IT
CAME OUT.
>> All: WHOO!
>> HUH?
>> Rigby: SPECIAL DELIVERY!
>> AAH!
CALLING ALL TRUCKERS.
WE HAVE A BOGEY GOING TOWARDS
MEMORIAL HILL.
I REPEAT -- A FORKLIFT DRIVER'S
HAT ASHES ARE ON MEMORIAL HILL.
>> FORKLIFT DRIVER?
>> [ MOANING ]
>> Both: HUH?
>> Muscle Man: WHAT'S GOING ON
BACK THERE?
AAH! HEY!
>> Rigby: DUDE. LET GO!
>> AW, DAGNABBIT.
[ WHISPERING ]
>> Muscle Man: AAH!
RIGBY, CATCH.
>> Rigby: GOT IT! [ GRUNTS ]
>> Mordecai: WE GOT TO SHAKE
'EM!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> HAND OVER THEM ASHES.
MEMORIAL HILL'S FOR TRUCKERS.
>> Muscle Man: WE'RE NOT HANDING
OVER ANYTHING.
>> OH, YEAH?
>> Muscle Man: [ GROWLS ]
[ ENGINE REVS ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Rigby: HURRY!
BEAR DOG'S CATCHING UP TO US!
[ ALL PANTING ]
>> Muscle Man: HEY,
TRUCKER HALL OF FAME, KISS MY
DAD'S TRUCKER-HAT ASHES.
[ GRUNTS ]
>> [ LAUGHING ]
WHOO!
WHOO! WHOO! WHOO!
>> Muscle Man: MUSCLE DAD?
>> [ CHUCKLES ] YEP.
IT'S ME, MUSCLE SON.
THANKS FOR HONORING YOUR OLD
MAN'S LAST WISH.
>> Muscle Man: NO PROBLEM,
MUSCLE DAD.
HUH?
>> YOU'VE DESECRATED THIS
PLACE.
NOW WE'RE GONNA MAKE ROADKILL
OUT OF YOU.
[ ALL SCREAM ]
>> HEY, BEAR DOG, NEED A LIFT?
[ ALL SCREAM ]
[ LAUGHS ] DID YOU SEE THAT?
>> Muscle Man: DAD, WHY DIDN'T
YOU TELL ME YOU WERE A FORKLIFT
DRIVER?
>> I WANTED YOU TO BE PROUD OF
ME, MUSCLE SON.
I'M SORRY I LIED TO YOU ALL
THOSE YEARS.
>> Muscle Man: IT'S OKAY,
MUSCLE DAD.
I FORGIVE YOU.
>> Mordecai: IT'S AN HONOR TO
MEET YOU, MUSCLE DAD.
>> LOOKS LIKE WE GOT COMPANY.
>> [ MOANING ]
>> I'LL HOLD THEM OFF.
>> Muscle Man: BUT HOW,
MUSCLE DAD?
[ FINGERS SNAP ]
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
>> NOW GO!
WHOO!
WHOO! WHOO! WHOO!
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
>> Mordecai: YOU SURE YOUR DAD
CAN HANDLE THEM ON HIS OWN?
>> Muscle Man: HE'LL BE FINE.
>> COME ON! PULL MY FINGER!
>> All: NO!
>> [ LAUGHS ] WHOO!
>> Muscle Man: I HAD A GREAT
TIME, DUDES.
THIS WAS THE BEST ROAD TRIP
EVER.
WE'LL PROBABLY JUST BE JERKS TO
EACH OTHER AGAIN TOMORROW, BUT I
REALLY SEE YOU GUYS AS GOOD
FRIENDS.
PRANKS AND INSULTS ARE JUST HOW
MY OLD MAN TAUGHT ME TO SHOW IT.
AW, MAN, I SOUND LIKE SUCH A
WIENER.
I'M GLAD YOU GUYS AREN'T AWAKE
TO HEAR THIS.
OR THIS. [ FARTS ]
>> Both: HUH?
>> Mordecai: DUDE, MUSCLE MAN.
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]
[ HORN HONKING ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Rigby: AW, YEAH.
LISTEN TO THAT ENGINE PURR!
THANKS TO THE CART, WE PICKED UP
THIS MANURE IN RECORD TIME.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, DUDE.
WITH THIS CART, THERE'S NO LAME
JOB BENSON CAN GIVE US THAT WE
CAN'T HANDLE.
HEY, SPEAKING OF JOBS, WE'RE
LATE FOR THAT STAFF MEETING.
>> Rigby: PUNCH IT.
>> Both: WHOOOOOOOOO!
>> Benson: OH, LOOK WHO DECIDED
TO SHOW UP.
>> Both: SORRY, BENSON.
>> Benson: AS I WAS SAYING, I
CRUNCHED THE NUMBERS AND THE
PARK HAS EXTRA MONEY THIS YEAR.
MORDECAI AND RIGBY, YOU CAN TAKE
THIS HUNK OF JUNK TO THE DUMP.
>> Both: WHUH?
>> Benson: 'CAUSE I BOUGHT US
THIS.
SAY GUTEN T TO THE SMARTEN
KARTEN.
>> GUTEN TAG.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
>> Rigby: DUDE!
>> All: OOOOH!
>> Benson: MODERN,
SOPHISTICATED, POWERFUL.
THESE ARE THREE ADJECTIVES USED
TO DESCRIBE THIS MIRACLE OF
GERMAN ENGINEERING.
>> Skips: WHOA!
THIS THING HAS 100 HORSEPOWER!
>> Pops: A DEVICE THAT HOLDS
BEVERAGES.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Muscle Man: [ GASPS ] NO WAY!
A BUTT WARMER!
[ BEEP ]
AHH.
>> Pops: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Mordecai: WHO NEEDS ALL THAT
STUFF?
HERE ARE A FEW WORDS TO DESCRIBE
THE CART.
RELIABLE, UH, CLASSIC...
[ SNIFFS ]
UGH! UGH!
WON'T SMELL LIKE MANURE LATER.
>> Rigby: THESE SEATS ARE
VINTAGE SIMULATED VINYL.
>> Mordecai: AND LOOK AT THESE
CLASSIC DETAILS.
>> Benson: THOSE ARE STICKERS.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, BENSON, THE
CART'S BEEN AT THE PARK FOREVER.
IT'S LIKE A MEMBER OF THE
FAMILY.
>> Rigby: IT'S THE EIGHTH WORKER
OF THE PARK.
>> Benson: THAT CART'S ENGINE IS
ON ITS LAST LEGS.
IT'S RELEASING NOXIOUS GAS FUMES
INTO THE AIR.
>> Rigby: WE'RE NOT TAKING
MUSCLE MAN TO THE DUMP AND HE
RELEASES NOXIOUS FUMES ALL THE
TIME!
>> Hi Five Ghost: NO!
HE'S NOT WORTH IT.
>> Benson: GUYS, GUYS.
I KNOW YOU HAD A LOT OF GOOD
TIMES IN THAT CART.
BUT IT'S NOT COST-EFFECTIVE.
WHO'S GONNA PAY THE BILLS FOR
IT?
>> Mordecai: WE'LL PAY THEM.
>> Benson: SO, YOU'LL PAY THE
GAS BILL?
>> Mordecai: DONE.
>> Benson: AND THE REPAIR BILLS.
NOT TO MENTION INSURANCE, TAGS,
AND THE OCCASIONAL TETANUS SHOT.
>> Rigby: PFFF!
>> Benson: OKAY.
>> Mordecai: UH...
>> Both: $2,000?!
>> Benson: THAT'S RIGHT.
PAID IN FULL EVERY MONTH FOR THE
REST OF YOUR LIFE.
>> Mordecai: YOU'VE MADE YOUR
POINT.
>> Benson: NOW TAKE THAT CART TO
THE DUMP BY THE END OF THE DAY
OR YOU'RE FIRED!
[ BOTH SIGH ]
>> Mordecai: WE BETTER GET GOING
TO THE DUMP.
>> Rigby: IT'S NOT FAIR, MAN.
IT'S NOT FAIR TO THE CART!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, I LOVE THE
CART, TOO, BUT WE CAN'T AFFORD
TO KEEP IT.
NOW, LET'S POUR ONE OUT ON THE
HOOD FOR OLD CART'S SAKE.
>> Rigby: WORD.
>> Mordecai: [ SNIFFLES ]
[ ELECTRICITY CACKLES ]
>> Both: HUH?
>> WHOA.
IS THIS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE
CONSCIOUS?
>> Mordecai: HOW IS THIS
POSSIBLE?
>> Rigby: WHOA!
>> Mordecai: THIS IS AWESOME!
>> I AM HAPPY, ALSO, ENTITY
MORDECAI AND ENTITY RIGBY.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, YOU KNOW
US.
CALL US MORDECAI AND RIGBY.
>> Rigby: DON'T YOU HAVE A NAME?
>> WELL, ACCORDING TO THE
WRITING ON MY INSIDES, IT'S
"HECHO."
"HECHO EN MEXICO."
>> Rigby: WE'LL JUST CALL YOU
"CART."
>> WOW! MY FIRST NICKNAME!
A LOT OF GOOD THAT'LL DO ME NOW
THAT YOU HAVE TO TAKE ME TO THE
DUMP.
I'VE ONLY BEEN ALIVE 30 SECONDS,
AND I ALREADY KNOW THAT LIFE IS
CRUEL.
AND TO THINK, I'VE STILL NEVER
FELT THE DELICATE TOUCH OF A
LADY CART.
>> Rigby: I CAN'T STAND IT!
>> Mordecai: CART, YOU DESERVE
BETTER THAN THIS.
>> Rigby: BEFORE YOU GO TO THE
DUMP, WE'LL TAKE YOU TO
EXPERIENCE ALL THE THINGS YOU
NEVER GOT TO DO!
>> WOW. YOU'D DO THAT?
FOR OLD CART'S SAKE?
>> Mordecai: YEAH, DUDE,
FOR OLD CART'S SAKE.
>> Both: MM-HMM. MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
MM-HMM.
>> Mordecai: SO, WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO DO FIRST, CART?
>> WELL...
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Both: WHOA!
WHOA!
WHOO!
>> Mordecai: I GOT TO SAY, CART,
YOU'RE A PRETTY COOL GUY.
>> RIGHT BACK AT YOU, BRO-DECAI.
>> Benson: MORDECAI, RIGBY, ARE
YOU THERE?
>> DUDE, DUDE, ANSWER IN A
FRENCH ACCENT!
>> Mordecai: WHAT? NO WAY!
HEY, BENSON.
>> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
TELL HIM WE JUST PICKED UP HIS
MAMA.
[ STIFLED LAUGH ]
>> Rigby: [ STIFLED LAUGH ]
>> Mordecai: DUDE, SHUT UP!
>> Benson: YOU GUYS WERE DUE
BACK HOURS AGO!
>> Mordecai: SORRY, WE --
>> Benson: I DON'T CARE!
GET BACK HERE OR YOU'RE FIRED!
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT.
WE BETTER HEAD TO THE DUMP.
>> Rigby: WHERE'S CART?
>> Mordecai: AW, WHAT?
DID HE DITCH US?
>> Rigby: OH, NO!
THIS IS JUST LIKE THAT TIME
BENSON HAD US TAKE CARE OF HIS
DOG, THEN WE TOOK THE DOG TO
CHEEZERS, AND THEN THE DOG RAN
AWAY!
>> Mordecai: WAIT. THERE HE IS.
CART, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> SORRY, GUYS.
I WAS JUST THROWING AWAY OUR
TRASH.
KIND OF LIKE HOW YOU'RE GONNA
THROW ME AWAY.
YOU KNOW, AT THE DUMP.
>> Mordecai: COME ON, CART.
IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.
>> IS THAT ALL I AM?
JUST A USED-UP, OLD TACO
WRAPPER?
>> Mordecai: [ SIGHS ]
>> YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD MAKE ME
FEEL BETTER?
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
>> IF I COULD GET A VIEW OF THE
SUNSET.
>> Rigby: YEAH!
THAT SUNSET IS PRIME SEND-OFF
MATERIAL!
LET'S GO-O-O-O-O-O-O!
>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW.
>> COME ON, BUDDY.
JUST ONE MORE DRIVE,
FOR OLD CART'S SAKE?
>> Mordecai: [ SIGHS ]
I CAN'T SAY NO TO THAT FACE.
>> WOW. IT'S MAGNIFICENT.
JUST SEEING SUCH BEAUTY GIVES
MEANING TO MY SHORT LIFE.
AND EVEN SHORTER LIFE AS A
SENTIENT BEING.
I REALLY FEEL AT PEACE.
>> Mordecai: THAT'S GREAT, DUDE.
ALL RIGHT. LET'S GET GOING.
>> Y-YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER BEEN
TO A-A-A CAR WASH!
YEAH.
>> Mordecai: BUT WE WASHED YOU
ALL THE TIME!
>> NO, I MEAN A REAL CAR WASH.
LOOK, I KNOW YOU WOULDN'T
UNDERSTAND BECAUSE YOU AREN'T A
GOLF CART, BUT I DON'T WANT TO
GO WITHOUT EXPERIENCING THIS.
>> Rigby: BUT WE'LL GET SOAKED.
>> YEAH?
WELL, I'M GETTING CRUSHED.
SEEMS LIKE THE LEAST YOU COULD
DO, WITH ME BEING CRUSHED AND
ALL.
[ AIR GUSTING ]
THANKS SO MUCH, GUYS.
IT REALLY MEANS A LOT TO ME.
AND NOW THAT I'M CLEAN, I'M
READY FOR MY FINAL WISH.
>> Rigby: AW, WHAT?
YOU SAID THE LAST THING WAS THE
LAST THING.
>> I PROMISE, THIS IS IT.
ONE LAST WISH,
FOR OLD CART'S SAKE.
>> Mordecai: OKAY, FINE.
BUT THAT'S IT.
>> NICE!
LET'S GO-O-O-O-O-O!
>> Rigby: WHERE TO, EXACTLY?
>> YOU'LL SEE.
SERIOUSLY, YOU DUDES ARE GONNA
LOVE THIS.
>> Mordecai: "FAMILY
RESTAURANT"?
>> Rigby: WHY IS EVERYTHING IN
QUOTES?
>> HEY!
I ASKED FOR THE DRESSING
SEPARATE!
>> TAKE IT UP WITH THE
COMPLAINTS DEPARTMENT --
RIGHT HERE.
>> PUPPIES!
>> KITTENS!
>> PUPPIES!
>> KITTENS!
>> HEY, YOU GONNA ORDER
SOMETHING?
>> ENGINE OIL. BLACK.
>> Mordecai: OOH. I GET IT.
OIL'S ON ME.
DUDE, YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST TOLD
US YOU WANTED A FINAL OIL
CHANGE.
>> HEY, DON'T YOU KNOW THAT
GRADE OF OIL CAUSES UNNECESSARY
WEAR AND TEAR ON YOUR ENGINE?
>> WELL, MAYBE I GOT A DEATH
WISH, PAL.
>> JUNKERS LIKE YOU SHOULD BE
TAKEN TO THE DUMP.
YOU MAKE ME WANT TO PUKE.
>> JERK.
>> Mordecai: OK, HA HA, YOU GOT
YOUR LAST DRINK.
>> Rigby: LET'S HURRY TO THE
DUMP.
IT'S GETTING LATE.
>> OH, THIS?
THIS ISN'T THE LAST THING.
>> Rigby: HUH?
THEN WHAT IS IT?
>> WATCH THIS.
>> [ GROANS ]
>> I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GET
INTO A FIGHT!
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> HUH?
>> AAH!
>> THEM'S FIGHTING WORDS!
>> OW!
>> Mordecai: HEY!
>> I HATE THIS MUSIC!
>> WHOA!
[ ALL GRUNTING ]
>> WHO WANTS SOME?
[ MEN GRUNTING ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Rigby: CART!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Mordecai: HEY.
>> AAAAARGH!
>> AND STAY OUT!
>> Both: OOF!
>> THIS IS A DECENT "FAMILY
ESTABLISHMENT."
DON'T NEED YOU "LOWLIFES"
MESSING THINGS UP.
[ BOTH GROAN ]
>> Mordecai: WAIT A MINUTE.
WHERE'S THE CART?
I KNEW IT! HE DITCHED US!
WE SHOULD HAVE TAKEN HIM TO THE
DUMP WHEN WE HAD THE CHANCE.
WE'RE SO FIRED, DUDE.
>> Rigby: MORDECAI, LOOK!
AN OIL TRAIL!
>> Mordecai: THERE HE IS!
CART, WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP
HERE?
>> I-I'M SO SORRY, YOU GUYS.
I-I JUST DIDN'T WANT YOU TO HAVE
TO SEE ME LIKE THIS.
>> Mordecai: IT'S ALL RIGHT,
DUDE.
CAN WE PLEASE JUST GO TO THE
DUMP NOW?
>> IF I HAVE TO GO, I'M GONNA DO
IT MY WAY.
I WANT TO BE SENT OFF THIS
CLIFF INTO THE OCEAN FILLED WITH
FIREWORKS FROM A THIRD-WORLD
COUNTRY.
TO GO OUT IN A BLAZE OF GLORY.
THAT'S MY FINAL, FINAL WISH.
>> Mordecai: THAT'S THE COOLEST
THING I'VE EVER HEARD.
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S THE LAST OF
THEM.
>> THANKS, YOU GUYS.
>> Mordecai: DO YOU HAVE ANY
REGRETS?
>> WELL, I NEVER DID WRITE THAT
NOVEL, BUT I'VE SEEN THINGS
OTHER CARTS WOULDN'T BELIEVE.
I'VE STARTED AN ALL-OUT BRAWL AT
A FAMILY RESTAURANT.
I'VE WATCHED SUNBEAMS SHIMMER
OVER THE CITY FROM THE HIGHEST
PARKING RAMP.
MY ONLY REGRET IS THAT I
COULDN'T HOLD MORE FIREWORKS.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, BUT IT'S
STILL A LOT.
>> YEAH, IT IS!
>> All: WH-O-O-O-O-O-OA!
>> LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE
ROAD.
[ ENGINE REVS ]
>> Mordecai: GOOD LUCK,
OLD FRIEND.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ BOOM! ]
COOLEST DECOMMISSION EVER.
>> Rigby: TOTALLY COOL!
>> Benson: MORDECAI. RIGBY.
>> Mordecai: HELLO?
>> Benson: THERE'S BEEN AN
ACCOUNTING ERROR.
I FORGOT TO CARRY A ZERO, AND IT
TURNS OUT WE CAN'T AFFORD THE
NEW CART.
AND THE SEAT WARMER GAVE
MUSCLE MAN THIRD-DEGREE BURNS ON
70% OF HIS BUTT.
WE NEED YOU TO BRING THE OLD
CART BACK.
>> Muscle Man: [ WHIMPERING ]
>> Benson: I BET YOU TWO ARE
GLAD TO HEAR THAT.
YOU KNOW, IT WASN'T SUCH A BAD,
OLD CART AFTER ALL.
MORDECAI AND RIGBY, DID YOU GET
ALL THAT?