>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT.
HERE SHE COMES.
>> All: HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
MARGARET!
>> Margaret: [ CHUCKLES ]
THANKS, GUYS.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO CLEAN THAT UP,
YOU KNOW.
>> Mordecai: THESE ARE FOR YOU.
>> Margaret: NICE BALLOONS.
>> THEY WERE ON SALE.
>> Rigby: IT SUCKS YOU HAVE TO
WORK ON YOUR BIRTHDAY.
>> Margaret: UGH, SERIOUSLY.
>> DID YOU TELL THEM?
>> Margaret: OH, HEY, DO YOU
GUYS WANT TO COME TO MY PARTY
TONIGHT?
>> Mordecai: PARTY?
>> Margaret: YEAH.
IT'S KIND OF LAST-MINUTE, BUT
I'M CELEBRATING AT THIS COOL
CLUB CALLED "BOX."
>> Rigby: UGH. CLUB?
>> I'M BRINGING THE CAKE.
>> Rigby: I'LL BE THERE.
>> Margaret: SO, YOU IN?
I KNOW YOU'RE NOT MUCH OF A
DANCER.
>> Mordecai: ARE YOU KIDDING?
I DANCE ALL THE TIME.
>> Margaret: HA!
YOU'LL HAVE TO SHOW ME SOME
MOVES, THEN.
>> Mordecai: YOU GOT IT.
>> Margaret: GREAT.
THE PARTY ENDS AT MIDNIGHT, SO
DON'T BE LATE.
>> Mordecai: DON'T WORRY.
WE WON'T.
>> Rigby: MAN, WHY IS MARGARET
HAVING HER PARTY AT A CLUB?
CLUBS ARE SO LAME.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW
WHAT'S NOT LAME?
DANCING WITH MARGARET!
[ BEAT-BOXING ]
>> Rigby: UGH.
IT IS WHEN YOU DANCE LIKE THAT.
>> Mordecai: I'M GONNA SHOW HER
MY MOVES AND THEN MAKE MY MOVE.
KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
[ BEAT-BOXING ]
[ BEAT-BOXING CONTINUES ]
* TIME TO DANCE WITH MARGARET
[ BEAT-BOXES ]
* LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED
[ BEAT-BOXES ]
>> Rigby: WITH CAKE, WE'LL BE
REWARDED.
>> Mordecai: YE-E-AH!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Rigby: IS THIS IT?
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Mordecai: UGH.
WHY DON'T THEY JUST USE SIGNS AT
THESE PLACES?
[ Mockingly ] OH, YEAH, IT'LL BE
REALLY COOL TO NOT HAVE A SIGN
SO PEOPLE CAN'T FIND US.
>> Rigby: [ Mockingly ] YEAH,
REALLY COOL.
[ Normal voice ] I HATE CLUBS.
>> Mordecai: UGH!
SERIOUSLY, THOUGH.
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF
THIS IS THE PLACE?
>> Rigby: I KNOW HOW TO FIND
OUT.
'SUP, BRO?
>> 'SUP, LITTLE MAN?
>> Rigby: HEY, WHAT ARE ALL
THOSE LOSERS WAITING IN LINE
FOR?
>> PSSH, JUST THE DUMB CLUB --
"THE BOX" OR SOME JUNK.
>> Rigby: CLUBS ARE SO DUMB.
THANKS, BRO.
YEAH, THIS IS THE BOX.
>> Mordecai: AW, SWEET.
COME ON.
LET'S GO TO THE FRONT.
MARGARET PROBABLY PUT US ON THE
LIST.
>> OKAY, YOU AND...YOU.
HI, THERE.
>> Mordecai: HEY. HEY, DUDE.
WE'RE HERE FOR A PARTY, MAN.
>> EVERYONE'S HERE TO PARTY,
MAN.
GET IN LINE.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, CAN YOU JUST
CHECK THE LIST?
>> Rigby: YEAH, CHECK THE LIST,
MAN.
>> JUST LEAVE.
YOU ARE NOT ON THE LIST.
>> Mordecai: YES, WE ARE!
>> Rigby: BE QUIET!
>> WHOA, WHOA. SETTLE DOWN.
SO, YOU REALLY THINK YOU'RE ON
THE LIST?
>> Mordecai: YEAH, WE'RE
SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.
>> ALL RIGHT.
MM, SORRY MAN.
>> Rigby: WAIT.
YOU DIDN'T EVEN ASK OUR NAMES.
>> Mordecai: YEAH!
>> [ SIGHS ]
WHAT ARE YOUR NAMES?
>> Mordecai: MORDECAI AND RIGBY.
>> OH, MORDECAI AND RIGBY.
OKAY. YES, YES.
YOU ARE DEFINITELY NOT ON THE
LIST.
>> Mordecai: I DON'T BELIEVE
YOU.
>> WHAT?
>> Mordecai: LET ME SEE THE
LIST.
>> YOU WANT TO SEE THE LIST?
>> Mordecai: YEAH.
LET ME SEE THE LIST.
>> READY TO GET YOUR MINDS
BLOWN?
'CAUSE HERE IT IS.
BOOM!
THAT'S RIGHT!
NOBODY IS ON THE LIST.
>> Mordecai: BUT! BUT!
>> NOW WAIT IN LINE WITH
EVERYONE ELSE.
>> Rigby: AAH!
WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
>> Mordecai: I'M CALLING
MARGARET.
SHE'LL GET US IN.
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYING LOUDLY ]
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
>> Margaret: EILEEN, HAVE YOU
SEEN MORDECAI AND RIGBY?
>> NOT YET.
>> Margaret: I WONDER WHAT'S
KEEPING THEM.
>> YOU THINK MORDECAI KNOWS YOU
PLANNED THIS LAST-MINUTE PARTY
JUST SO YOU COULD DANCE WITH
HIM?
>> Margaret: HA, HA. VERY FUNNY.
MAYBE I SHOULD CALL THEM.
>> DON'T WORRY. THEY'LL SHOW.
JUST DANCE!
>> Margaret: Hey.
This is Margaret.
Leave a message.
>> Mordecai: [ GROWLS ]
SHE'S NOT ANSWERING.
>> Rigby: [ SIGHS ]
COME ON, MAN.
LET'S JUST WAIT IN THIS DUMB
LINE.
>> Mordecai: UGH, THIS IS TAKING
FOREVER.
IT'S ALREADY 10:45!
>> FIRST TIME HERE FOR YOU
FELLAS.
>> Both: YEAH.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
DON'T WORRY.
YOU GET USED TO THE WAITING
AFTER A WHILE.
>> Rigby: DO YOU COME HERE A
LOT?
>> EVERY NIGHT, MAN!
I LOVE IT!
LOVES MY DANCING AND MINGLING
WITH THE LADIES.
WELL, I LOVE THE IDEA OF THAT
STUFF.
I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY BEEN INSIDE.
BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF FUN,
RIGHT?
CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT IT'S LIKE
IN THERE?
ARE YOU IMAGINING?
>> Mordecai: WAIT.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WAITING
TO GET IN?
>> ABOUT 11 YEARS.
>> Both: UH...
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT!
>> Rigby: ABOUT TIME!
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
HOLD UP, GUYS.
YOU. COME ON.
>> Both: WHAT?!
>> REALLY?
>> YEAH. COME ON.
>> OH, YES!
[ LAUGHS ]
11 YEARS!
[ LAUGHS ]
SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE,
SUCKERS!
WHOO!
>> Rigby: DUDE, WHAT THE HECK?
WE WERE NEXT.
WE WAITED IN LINE.
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
>> PROBLEM'S WHAT YOU'RE
WEARING.
THERE'S NO WAY I'M LETTING YOU
IN LOOKING LIKE THAT.
>> Rigby: WHAT?!
THIS SHIRT COST $10!
I BOUGHT IT ONLINE.
>> SORRY, GUYS.
BUT AT THIS CLUB, FASHION RULES.
AND ALL I'M SEEING IS DROOL.
[ GASPING ]
>> Rigby: AW, WHAT?!
>> Mordecai: WHAT THE HECK?
YOU LET HER IN?
BUT HER CLOTHES ARE RIDICULOUS.
>> THAT'S FASHION, FELLAS.
>> Rigby: WAIT. WHERE YOU GOING?
>> Mordecai: YOU HEARD HIM.
WE GOT TO GET SOME FASHION.
>> WHOA! LOOK, EVERYBODY!
>> WOW! WHO ARE THEY?
>> YEAH! I LIKE IT!
[ CROWD CHEERS ]
>> I CAN'T COMPETE WITH THAT.
>> THAT'S WHAT I CAME HERE TO
SEE.
NOW, THAT'S PUTTING ON CLOTHES.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> [ GASPS ]
RIGHT -- RIGHT THIS WAY.
THANK YOU.
>> Rigby: DUDE, I CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT WORKED.
>> Mordecai: PBHT.
FASHION? MORE LIKE TRASHION!
>> Both: WH-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OA!
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
WHOA.
[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Rigby: DUDE, THIS PLACE IS
CRAZY NUTS!
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT.
STAY TOGETHER.
WE GOT TO FIND --
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
OH. IT'S MARGARET.
MARGARET?
HEY. WE JUST GOT IN.
WHERE ARE YOU GUYS?
>> Margaret: Mordec-- Dancing.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
>> Margaret: In the back.
>> Mordecai: WHAT? IN THE BACK?
>> Margaret: Mordec--
>> Mordecai: HELLO? HELLO?
HELLO?
OKAY, DUDE.
I THINK THEY'RE IN THE BACK.
RIGBY!
>> Rigby: WHOA!
[ GRUNTING ]
WHOO!
>> Mordecai: RIGBY?!
RIGBY!
RIG-- OOH!
>> YES?
>> Mordecai: SORRY.
I'M JUST LOOKING FOR A FRIEND.
>> WELL, HERE I AM.
>> Mordecai: NO, UH --
>> DANCE WITH ME.
I LIKE YOUR STYLE.
COME WITH ME.
>> Mordecai: ACTUALLY, I GOT TO
MEET MY FRIEND MARGARET --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> Rigby: YEAH!
YEAH! YEAH!
THIS PLACE IS AWESOME!
[ CROWD GASPS ]
[ GRUNTING ]
>> OH, THAT'S BETTER.
SO, WHAT DID YOU SAY YOUR NAME
WAS?
>> Mordecai: UH, MORDECAI.
BUT, LOOK --
>> MORDECAI.
I LIKE THAT.
I'M LADONNA.
>> Mordecai: UH...HI.
BUT, SERIOUSLY, I'M JUST HERE TO
DANCE WITH MY FRIEND MARGARET,
SO...
>> [ GASPS ]
I'M PARCHED.
WATERS, PLEASE!
HAVE YOU EVER HAD BAMBINO LOCO
WATER, MORDECAI?
IT'S INFUSED WITH THE LAUGHTER
OF BABIES.
YOU HAVE TO TRY IT.
>> Mordecai: I'M GOOD. THANKS.
>> TRY IT!
>> Mordecai: MMM. MM-HMM. MMM.
>> YOUR LOOK, IT SCREAMS "HIGH
FASHION."
WHERE DID YOU GET YOUR ENSEMBLE?
>> Mordecai: UH, OUT BACK.
>> AUSTRALIA?!
WUNDERBAR!
[ GASPS ]
WE MUST GO TONIGHT.
I HAVE A JET.
CAN YOU IMAGINE THE FUN WE'LL
HAVE?
>> Mordecai: UH...
>> ARE YOU IMAGINING?
>> Mordecai: NO, LOOK, MY FRIEND
MARGARET IS WAITING FOR ME,
AND --
>> Rigby: GET OFF ME, MAN!
COME ON!
[ LAUGHS ]
I WAS JUST HAVING FUN!
WHAT, YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE
FUN IN THIS PLACE?
>> Mordecai: [ GASPS ]
RIGBY!
>> Rigby: LET GO!
>> Mordecai: RIGBY!
DID YOU FIND MARGARET?
>> Rigby: NO, I WAS JUST DANCING
AND NOW THE BONEHEADS ARE
KICKING ME OUT.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
>> THIS FASHION REJECT IS AN
EMBARRASSMENT TO OUR CLUB.
HE'S GOT TO GO.
>> Rigby: YOU'RE THE REJECT!
>> WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
>> Mordecai: [ GROANS ]
THIS IS WHY CLUBS SUCK.
YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN
EVERYBODY ELSE.
THERE'S THAT DUMB LIST THAT NO
ONE CAN GET ON, THAT WEIRD BABY
WATER, THIS ANNOYING MUSIC.
>> Rigby: ACTUALLY, I LIKE THE
MUSIC.
>> Mordecai: AND NOW YOU'RE
KICKING MY FRIEND OUT BECAUSE
HE'S NOT WEARING THE RIGHT
CLOTHES?
WELL, I'M NOT WEARING THE RIGHT
CLOTHES.
I GOT THIS STUFF OUT OF THE
TRASH.
ARE YOU GONNA KICK ME OUT, TOO?
>> [ GASPS ]
>> Mordecai: RIGBY IS NOT AN
EMBARRASSMENT.
THIS STUCK-UP CLUB IS AN
EMBARRASSMENT.
>> WELL, I AM THE OWNER OF THIS
STUCK-UP CLUB, AND I WANT YOU
TWO GONE.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?!
>> HARVEY, LAFAYETTE.
>> Mordecai: W-WHAT? WAIT.
>> THROW THESE LOSERS OUT.
>> Mordecai: NO, PLEASE.
MARGARET'S WAITING FOR ME!
I PROMISED I'D DANCE WITH HER!
>> NOT TONIGHT, KID.
>> Rigby: LET GO OF ME!
>> Mordecai: NO!
[ GASPS ]
MARGARET!
[ GRUNTS ]
>> [ GROANS ]
>> GET HIM!
>> Rigby: [ GASPS ]
>> [ GROANS ]
>> Rigby: DO YOU SEE HER?
>> Mordecai: YEAH, SHE'S UP
AHEAD.
[ GASPS ]
>> Rigby: I GOT THIS.
IN YOUR FACE, SUCKER!
>> AAH! GET OFF OF ME!
>> Mordecai: THANKS, RIGBY!
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Mordecai: MARGARET!
>> AAH!
[ WHOOSH! ]
>> Mordecai: MARGARET!
MARGARET -- AAH!
>> THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT EVER!
AAH!
[ CROWD CHEERS ]
>> Mordecai: MARGARET.
I MADE IT. SO HOW ABOUT THAT --
[ GASPS ] WHA?
>> Rigby: AAH!
>> Mordecai: [ GROANS ]
>> Rigby: [ GROWLS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Mordecai: [ SIGHS ]
FORGET IT, RIGBY.
IT'S AFTER MIDNIGHT.
MARGARET PROBABLY WENT HOME BY
NOW.
>> Rigby: SORRY, MAN.
THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT YEAR.
>> Margaret: MORDECAI, RIGBY.
>> Mordecai: MARGARET?
>> Margaret: WE WERE JUST COMING
TO LOOK FOR YOU GUYS.
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
>> Rigby: WE JUST GOT KICKED OUT
OF THE BOX.
>> Margaret: THE BOX?
WHY WERE YOU GUYS IN THERE?
>> Mordecai: THAT'S WHERE YOU
SAID THE PARTY WAS.
>> Margaret: I SAID "BOX," NOT
"THE BOX."
THEY'RE TOTALLY DIFFERENT.
>> YEAH, THAT PLACE IS WAY
STUCK-UP.
>> Rigby: IT WAS AMAZING.
>> Mordecai: SORRY WE MISSED
YOUR PARTY, MARGARET.
>> Margaret: OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT.
>> WE STILL HAVE SOME CAKE
INSIDE.
>> Rigby: THEN WHAT ARE WE
STANDING AROUND HERE FOR?
IT BETTER BE CHOCOLATE!
>> Mordecai: WAIT, MARGARET.
HOLD UP.
>> Margaret: WHAT?
>> Mordecai: HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
>> Margaret: OH, MORDECAI.
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO.
>> Mordecai: IT'S JUST A MIX
TAPE.
UH, I MEAN...HA HA!
WHO KNOWS WHAT IT IS? OPEN IT.
>> Margaret: A MIX TAPE!
>> Mordecai: HEY!
>> Margaret: WHERE'S THE SONG
LIST?
>> Mordecai: IT'S A SURPRISE.
YOU GOT TO LISTEN TO IT.
>> Margaret: ALL RIGHT.
LET'S LISTEN TO IT.
>> Mordecai: WHAT? NOW?
>> Margaret: HEY, DUDE.
CAN WE BORROW THIS?
>> OH, SURE THING!
[ MID-TEMPO ROCK PLAYS ]
>> Margaret: WOW. NICE.
SO, HOW ABOUT THAT DANCE?
>> Mordecai: OH. OKAY.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
[ BOTH GULPING, SLURPING ]
>> Both: AHH!
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT, LET'S
GET BACK TO WORK.
>> Rigby: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
WE SHOULD GO GET A COFFEE FIRST.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
WE JUST HAD A COFFEE.
>> Rigby: WELL, NOW, HANG ON.
HERE ME OUT.
WE'LL GO TO THE COFFEE SHOP, GET
ANOTHER COFFEE AND A JELLY
DONUT --
>> Mordecai: NO, DUDE!
WE GOT TO STAY HERE AND GET BACK
TO WORK.
>> Rigby: [ As Mordecai ] NO,
DUDE.
WE GOT TO STAY HERE AND GET BACK
TO WORK.
LISTEN TO YOU, MAN.
I'M GONNA START CALLING YOU
BENSON JR.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, BENSON CAN'T
STAND IT WHEN YOU LEAVE JOBS
BEFORE THEY'RE EVEN FINISHED.
>> Rigby: OH, PLEASE.
WHAT'S HE GONNA DO?
>> Mordecai: DUDE, STOP.
>> Rigby: FIRE ME?
>> Mordecai: IT'S BENSON!
>> Rigby: YEAH, I KNOW IT'S
BENSON.
THAT'S HOW IT WORKS AROUND HERE.
I DON'T DO MY WORK, AND HE
DOESN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT.
IT'S A WIN-WIN.
>> Benson: ACTUALLY, IT'S A
LOSE-LOSE, 'CAUSE YOU'RE FIRED!
>> Rigby: WHOA! BENSON!
I WAS JUST MESSING AROUND.
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
I'M JUST GONNA GO BACK TO WORK
NOW, OKAY?
>> Benson: NO, YOU'RE NOT!
YOU'RE ACTUALLY FIRED!
I WANT YOU OUT OF HERE!
>> Rigby: I'M SORRY, BENSON.
IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN!
>> Mordecai: CAN'T YOU GIVE HIM
ANOTHER CHANCE?
>> Pops: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
>> Mordecai: BENSON JUST FIRED
RIGBY.
>> Pops: WHY, WHAT'S THE MATTER
BENSON?
>> Benson: WELL, FOR ONE, HE
NEVER FINISHES HIS WORK.
>> Rigby: THAT'S NOT TRUE.
I ALWAYS FINISH MY WORK.
[ VACUUM CLEANER RUNNING ]
WHOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO!
[ SNORING ]
OKAY. SO, MAYBE I DON'T ALWAYS
FINISH MY WORK, BUT...YOU NEVER
TOLD ME HOW TO!
HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO DO SOMETHING
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DO?!
>> Benson: I DON'T KNOW.
IF YOU HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT
ALREADY, YOU'RE NOT GONNA FIGURE
IT OUT ANYTIME SOON.
I WANT YOU OUT OF HERE!
>> Pops: BENSON, BENSON, CALM
DOWN.
NOW, I CAN SEE WHY YOU'RE
DISTRAUGHT, BUT PERHAPS YOU CAN
GRANT HIM ONE MORE CHANCE?
>> Benson: NO WAY.
I'VE ALREADY GIVEN HIM TOO MANY.
>> Pops: BUT HE DOES HAVE A
POINT.
HE'S NEVER BEEN PROPERLY
TRAINED.
>> Rigby: YEAH, I DO HAVE A GOOD
POINT.
A REALLY GOOD POINT.
ISN'T THERE SOME KIND OF
TRAINING THING OR SOMETHING LIKE
POPS IS SAYING THAT I CAN DO?
>> Benson: YOU MEAN LIKE A
MENTORSHIP PROGRAM?
>> Rigby: YEAH, A MENTORSHIP
PROGRAM! EXACTLY!
THAT'S WHAT I NEED TO GET MY
LIFE BACK ON TRACK.
>> Pops: AH, YES, A MENTOR.
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A WONDERFUL
IDEA.
>> Benson: OH! SO YOU WANT A
MENTORSHIP PROGRAM?
OH, I'LL GIVE YOU A MENTORSHIP
PROGRAM.
MUSCLE MAN, THIS IS BENSON.
ARE YOU THERE? OVER.
>> Muscle Man: TALK TO ME. OVER.
>> Benson: MUSCLE MAN, DO YOU
STILL HAVE THAT MENTORING
HARNESS?
>> Muscle Man: HEY, EVERYBODY,
LOOK -- IT'S RIGBABY!
>> Rigby: QUIT IT!
>> Benson: ALL RIGHT, RIGBY,
HERE'S HOW THIS MENTORSHIP'S
GONNA GO DOWN.
YOU HAVE TO REMAIN ATTACHED TO
MUSCLE MAN FOR AN ENTIRE
EIGHT-HOUR SHIFT SO HE CAN SHOW
YOU HOW TO DO YOUR JOB.
IF AT ANY TIME YOU DON'T THINK
YOU CAN HANDLE IT, YOU CAN JUST
PULL THAT RIP CORD AND WALK
AWAY.
>> Muscle Man: YEAH, WALK AWAY,
RIGHT BACK TO LIVING IN YOUR
MAMA'S BASEMENT, WHERE YOU CAN
QUIT ALL YOU WANT.
HA HA HA HA!
[ WATCH BEEPING ]
>> Benson: THE CLOCK IS TICKING,
BOYS.
YOU BETTER GET MOVING.
>> Muscle Man: YOU'RE GONNA BE
THE BEST EMPLOYEE IN THE PARK BY
THE TIME I'M THROUGH WITH YOU.
BECAUSE WE'RE ABOUT TO WORK REAL
HARD.
ALL RIGHT, TIME FOR LESSON ONE.
LESSON ONE IS, ALWAYS STAY CALM.
>> Rigby: AAH!
AREN'T YOU GONNA CLOSE THE BAG?!
>> Muscle Man: SAVE ALL
QUESTIONS FOR THE END OF THE
LESSON.
>> Rigby: UGH! BUT IT REEKS!
>> Muscle Man: I DON'T CARE IF
IT REEKS!
JUST STAY CALM AND YOU'LL GET
THROUGH IT.
UNLESS YOU WANT TO QUIT, 'CAUSE
THAT'S KIND OF HOW IT SOUNDS
RIGHT NOW.
>> Rigby: WAIT! NO, NO! DON'T!
>> Benson: EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT
HERE?
>> Muscle Man: HE ASKED YOU A
QUESTION, RIGBABY.
YOU ANSWER YOUR BOSS WHEN HE
SPEAKS TO YOU!
>> Rigby: FINE!
EVERYTHING'S FINE!
>> Benson: IF HE STEPS OUT OF
LINE, DON'T HESITATE TO PULL
THAT THING.
>> Muscle Man: YOU AIN'T GOT TO
TELL ME TWICE.
NOW PICK UP THAT BAG OF
FERTILIZER, RIGBABY!
>> Rigby: OOOHH!
>> Benson: JUST SIT BACK AND
WATCH A PRO.
THIS GUY'S BETTER AT MENTORING
THAN ANYONE I'VE EVER SEEN.
>> Pops: I NEVER KNEW
MUSCLE MAN WAS SUCH AN EXPERT.
BENSON, THAT WAS SO GOOD OF YOU
TO GIVE RIGBY ANOTHER CHANCE.
>> Benson: YEP. THAT'S JUST THE
KIND OF GUY I AM.
>> Muscle Man: LESSON TWO IS,
STAY COOL.
IF YOU OVERHEAT, YOU MIGHT NOT
FINISH YOUR JOB.
>> Rigby: AAH!
COME ON, MAN!
>> Muscle Man: GOT TO KEEP MY
BABY-SOFT SKIN SOFT FOR MY LADY.
BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW NOTHING
ABOUT THAT, WOULD YOU, RIGBABY?
>> Rigby: LET ME DOWN!
IT'S TOO HOT!
LET ME DOWN!
>> Muscle Man: OH, I'LL LET YOU
DOWN, ALL RIGHT!
>> Rigby: WAIT! I'M SORRY!
>> Muscle Man: ONE MORE OF THOSE
AND YOU'RE OUT OF HERE.
>> Rigby: [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
BENSON, WHAT TIME IS IT?
>> Benson: IT'S 11:43.
>> Muscle Man: BENSON, YOU CAN'T
DO THIS TO PEOPLE!
>> Benson: YOU BETTER SHUT UP OR
I'LL GIVE YOU A MENTOR.
>> Rigby: [ WHIMPERS ]
[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]
>> Muscle Man: RIGBABY, REPEAT
LESSONS ONE AND TWO.
>> Rigby: LESSON ONE IS, STAY
CALM.
LESSON TWO IS, BE COOL.
>> Muscle Man: STAY COOL.
>> Rigby: YEAH, STAY COOL.
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT, FORGET
THOSE TWO LESSONS.
>> Rigby: WHAT?!
>> Muscle Man: LESSON THREE IS
THE ONLY LESSON THAT MATTERS.
LESSON THREE IS, NEVER QUIT.
YOU SAY IT.
>> Rigby: NEVER QUIT.
>> Muscle Man: WHAT?
>> Rigby: NEVER QUIT.
>> Muscle Man: I'M SORRY.
DID YOU SAY SOMETHING, RIGBABY?
>> Rigby: I SAID, NEVER QUIT!
[ MOTOR WHIRRING ]
>> Muscle Man: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
>> Rigby: NEVER QUIT!
>> Muscle Man: YOU SOUND LIKE A
QUIET LITTLE QUITTER!
>> Rigby: NEVER QUIT!
>> Muscle Man: I'M GONNA YANK
THIS CORD, JUST LIKE YOUR MOM
YANKED THAT PACIFIER OUT OF YOUR
LITTLE BABY MOUTH!
>> Rigby: NEVER QUI-I-I-I-I-T!
>> Muscle Man: WELL, WE'LL JUST
HAVE TO SEE ABOUT THAT, 'CAUSE
WE'RE ABOUT TO START WORKING
REAL HARD.
>> Rigby: [ SIGHS ]
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
MUSCLE MAN, I THINK THAT WAS THE
WORST DAY OF MY LIFE.
>> Muscle Man: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
"WAS"?
YOU STILL HAVEN'T TAKEN YOUR
EXAM YET.
>> Rigby: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
THE DAY'S ALMOST OVER.
>> Muscle Man: YEAH?
WELL, YOUR JOB'S GONNA BE OVER
IF YOU DON'T TAKE THE EXAM.
>> Rigby: [ SIGHS ]
>> Muscle Man: THE EXAM IS, YOU
HAVE TO COMPLETE ONE JOB TO
PROVE THAT YOU'VE RETAINED ALL
OF THE INFORMATION FROM THE
MENTORSHIP PROGRAM.
>> Rigby: WHAT'S THE JOB?
>> Muscle Man: WELL, YOU KNOW
HOW I'VE BEEN CARRYING YOU
AROUND ALL DAY?
YOUR JOB IS TO CARRY ME TO THAT
WATER FOUNTAIN RIGHT OVER THERE.
I'M HECKA THIRSTY.
>> Rigby: WAIT, WAIT.
NO, NO!
UNH!
>> Muscle Man: NOT AS EASY AS IT
LOOKS, IS IT?
JUST STAY CALM AND YOU'LL GET
THROUGH IT.
STAY COOL AND YOU'LL FINISH
ANYTHING.
>> Rigby: [ GRUNTING ]
>> Muscle Man: FORGET THOSE TWO
LESSONS!
ONLY ONE THAT MATTERS IS YOU
NEVER QUIT!
WHAT'S THE MATTER, RIGBABY?
GIVING UP ALREADY?
I KNEW YOU WERE A QUITTER THE
MOMENT I LAID EYES ON YOU!
>> Rigby: [ GRUNTING ]
>> Muscle Man: JUST SAY IT,
RIGBABY!
YOU WANT TO QUIT!
JUST SAY IT!
>> Rigby: AAAAAAAH!
MUSCLE MAN, NONE OF THIS HAS TO
DO WITH MENTORING!
YOU'RE NOT A MENTOR!
YOU'RE JUST A BIG, FAT, SMELLY
JERK!
>> Muscle Man: WELL, THEN I
GUESS WE'RE DONE HERE.
IF YOU CAN'T APPRECIATE WHAT I'M
TRYING TO DO FOR YOU, THEN YOU
DON'T DESERVE THIS JOB, QUITTER.
>> Rigby: NO, DON'T!
I'LL GET FIRED!
[ CLICKS ]
N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
>> Muscle Man: UNH!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
GET OFF MY FACE!
IT'S OVER!
>> Rigby: NO WAY!
I'VE GONE THROUGH TOO MUCH!
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
>> Muscle Man: GET OFF OF ME,
QUITTER!
>> Rigby: NO! I'LL NEVER QUIT!
I AM NOT A QUITTER!
>> Muscle Man: EEEEEEEE!
>> Rigby: [ GRUNTING ]
>> Benson: HERE WE GO, BABY.
IF HE LETS GO OF MUSCLE MAN,
I GET TO FIRE HIM.
>> Pops: OH, MY.
>> Mordecai: BENSON, YOU'VE GOT
TO STOP THIS!
HE'S GONNA KILL HIM!
>> Benson: HMM.
HE'S STILL GOT A MINUTE TO GO.
>> Muscle Man: EEEEEE!
>> Rigby: AAAAAH!
[ HORN HONKS ]
[ BOTH SCREAMING ]
>> Mordecai: RIGBY!
YOU GOT TO CALL IT OFF, BENSON!
>> Benson: WELL, NOW HOLD ON.
HE'S STILL GOT 10 SECONDS.
>> Rigby: [ GURGLING ]
[ WATCH BEEPING ]
>> Mordecai: IT'S 5:00!
IT'S 5:00!
[ SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Rigby: [ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
NEVER QUIT!
>> Mordecai: MUSCLE MAN, ARE
YOU ALL RIGHT?
>> Rigby: MUSCLE MAN?
DON'T YOU QUIT ON ME!
[ GRUNTING ]
>> Muscle Man: OH! [ COUGHS ]
CONGRATS, RIGBY.
YOU PASSED THE MENTORSHIP
PROGRAM.
>> Rigby: [ SIGHS ]
>> Mordecai: WHOO!
>> Muscle Man: YO, BENSON, THIS
ONE'S GOOD TO GO.
>> Mordecai: DUDE! GOOD JOB.
>> Rigby: THANKS.
>> Benson: RIGBY, I'M PROUD OF
YOU.
NOT ONLY DID YOU LAST THE WHOLE
DAY WITHOUT QUITTING, BUT YOU
APPLIED WHAT YOU LEARNED FROM
YOUR MENTOR TO KEEP YOUR JOB.
WELCOME BACK.
>> Mordecai: NICE!
>> Both: WHOOOOA!
>> Pops: WHOO-HOO!
CONGRATULATIONS, RIGBY!
I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT.
>> Rigby: THANKS, POPS.
>> Muscle Man: NOT EVERYBODY
AGREES WITH MY MENTORSHIP STYLE.
IT'S EVEN RECEIVED ITS FAIR
SHARE OF CRITICISM THROUGHOUT
THE YEARS.
BUT YOU TOOK IT LIKE A MAN, BRO.
YOU SHOWED HEART OUT THERE
TODAY, RIG...BY.
>> Rigby: WHERE ARE YOU GONNA GO
NOW, MUSCLE MAN?
>> Muscle Man: I DON'T KNOW.
WHEREVER THE WIND TAKES ME, I
GUESS.
PROBABLY FIND A PLACE TO SETTLE
DOWN...
AND GET A BURGER WITH A LARGE
SIDE OF ONION RINGS.
SEE YOU AROUND, LADIES.
>> Rigby: WELL, YOU WANT TO GO
GET SOME FOOD OR SOMETHING?
>> Mordecai: SURE, DUDE, BUT YOU
SHOULD PROBABLY TAKE A SHOWER
FIRST.
YOU SMELL LIKE MUSCLE MAN.