1 00:00:11,079 --> 00:00:12,213 >> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT, DUDE. 2 00:00:12,213 --> 00:00:12,780 YOU READY? 3 00:00:12,780 --> 00:00:13,947 >> Rigby: I FINISHED DIGGING THE 4 00:00:13,947 --> 00:00:15,383 PIT, AND THE CONES ARE ALL SET 5 00:00:15,383 --> 00:00:15,816 UP. 6 00:00:15,816 --> 00:00:17,218 >> Mordecai: EXTREME CARTIN'? 7 00:00:17,218 --> 00:00:18,652 >> Rigby: EXTREME CARTIN'! 8 00:00:18,652 --> 00:00:22,256 >> Both: WH-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OA! 9 00:00:22,256 --> 00:00:23,891 [ ENGINE REVS ] 10 00:00:23,891 --> 00:00:25,126 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 11 00:00:29,263 --> 00:00:30,831 [ CART CREAKS ] 12 00:00:30,831 --> 00:00:32,833 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 13 00:00:32,833 --> 00:00:34,268 >> Mordecai: HOLD IT. HOLD IT. 14 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:35,503 >> Rigby: I'M HOLDING! 15 00:00:35,503 --> 00:00:36,337 I'M HOLDING! 16 00:00:36,337 --> 00:00:37,671 >> Mordecai: NOW! 17 00:00:37,671 --> 00:00:39,107 [ ENGINE REVS ] 18 00:00:39,107 --> 00:00:40,274 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 19 00:00:40,274 --> 00:00:42,676 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 20 00:00:42,676 --> 00:00:44,145 [ TIRES SCREECHING ] 21 00:00:51,785 --> 00:00:53,187 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 22 00:00:53,187 --> 00:00:54,355 >> Both: [ PANTING ] 23 00:00:54,355 --> 00:00:56,157 [ LAUGHING ] 24 00:00:56,157 --> 00:00:57,991 >> Rigby: HA HA HA! WE DID IT! 25 00:00:57,991 --> 00:00:58,626 WE DID IT! 26 00:00:58,626 --> 00:00:59,627 >> Both: YEAH! 27 00:00:59,627 --> 00:01:01,028 >> Mordecai: UH... 28 00:01:01,028 --> 00:01:01,995 >> HMM. HMM! 29 00:01:01,995 --> 00:01:03,931 THE UPKEEP ON THE GROUNDS LOOKS 30 00:01:03,931 --> 00:01:04,332 EXCELLENT. 31 00:01:04,332 --> 00:01:05,499 THIS PARK IS REALLY COMING 32 00:01:05,499 --> 00:01:06,134 TOGETHER. 33 00:01:06,134 --> 00:01:09,703 WELL DONE, BENSON. 34 00:01:09,703 --> 00:01:10,938 [ CRASH! ] 35 00:01:10,938 --> 00:01:12,306 [ CLATTER! ] 36 00:01:12,306 --> 00:01:14,275 >> Benson: MORDECAI! RIGBY! 37 00:01:14,275 --> 00:01:15,876 WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT 38 00:01:15,876 --> 00:01:17,278 MESSING WITH THE CART? 39 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:18,679 IF YOU THINK -- 40 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:21,315 >> MY OFFICE. NOW. 41 00:01:21,315 --> 00:01:22,483 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THOSE 42 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:23,484 CARTS COST?! 43 00:01:23,484 --> 00:01:25,719 I'M NOT PAYING PARK MONEY TO FIX 44 00:01:25,719 --> 00:01:26,887 YOUR MISTAKES! 45 00:01:26,887 --> 00:01:28,156 >> Benson: BUT, SIR -- 46 00:01:28,156 --> 00:01:28,989 >> BUT NOTHING! 47 00:01:28,989 --> 00:01:30,491 I COULD FIND A NEW PARK MANAGER 48 00:01:30,491 --> 00:01:31,959 RIGHT NOW IF I WANTED TO. 49 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:33,294 >> Benson: DON'T WORRY, SIR. 50 00:01:33,294 --> 00:01:35,028 THE WARRANTY WILL TAKE CARE OF 51 00:01:35,028 --> 00:01:36,630 EVERYTHING. 52 00:01:36,630 --> 00:01:37,731 >> THIS EXPIRES TOMORROW 53 00:01:37,731 --> 00:01:38,232 AFTERNOON! 54 00:01:38,232 --> 00:01:39,700 >> Benson: BUT THE DEALERSHIP'S 55 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:40,334 TOO FAR AWAY! 56 00:01:40,334 --> 00:01:41,735 I'LL HAVE TO DRIVE ALL DAY AND 57 00:01:41,735 --> 00:01:42,236 NIGHT! 58 00:01:42,236 --> 00:01:43,204 >> SOUNDS LIKE A PERSONAL 59 00:01:43,204 --> 00:01:43,837 PROBLEM. 60 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:45,239 GET THAT CART FIXED, OR YOU'RE 61 00:01:45,239 --> 00:01:45,639 FIRED! 62 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:47,040 [ DOOR SLAMS ] 63 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:48,075 >> Mordecai: BENSON, WE'RE 64 00:01:48,075 --> 00:01:48,276 SORRY. 65 00:01:48,276 --> 00:01:49,210 WE'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU! 66 00:01:49,210 --> 00:01:50,478 >> Rigby: YEAH, WE CAN HELP YOU 67 00:01:50,478 --> 00:01:51,312 GET TO THE DEALERSHIP. 68 00:01:51,312 --> 00:01:52,079 >> Benson: NO! 69 00:01:52,079 --> 00:01:53,381 YOU TWO ONLY SCREW THINGS UP! 70 00:01:53,381 --> 00:01:55,015 I'M GETTING THAT CART FIXED BY 71 00:01:55,015 --> 00:01:56,150 MYSELF, SO STAY HERE. 72 00:01:56,150 --> 00:01:57,518 >> Mordecai: BUT THAT DRIVE IS 73 00:01:57,518 --> 00:01:59,153 WAY TOO LONG FOR ONE PERSON TO 74 00:01:59,153 --> 00:01:59,520 HANDLE. 75 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:02,490 >> Benson: I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES. 76 00:02:30,718 --> 00:02:31,719 ALL RIGHT, BENSON. 77 00:02:31,719 --> 00:02:33,086 YOU'RE MAKING GREAT TIME. 78 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:34,455 AS LONG AS YOU DON'T STOP, YOU 79 00:02:34,455 --> 00:02:36,089 CAN GET TO THE DEALERSHIP WITH 80 00:02:36,089 --> 00:02:36,790 TIME TO SPARE. 81 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:38,459 AND THEN AS SOON AS YOU GET BACK 82 00:02:38,459 --> 00:02:39,627 TO THE PARK, YOU CAN FIRE... 83 00:02:39,627 --> 00:02:41,862 MORDECAI AND RIGBY! 84 00:02:41,862 --> 00:02:42,396 UGH! 85 00:02:42,396 --> 00:02:43,264 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 86 00:02:43,264 --> 00:02:44,765 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! 87 00:02:44,765 --> 00:02:46,600 I TOLD YOU IDIOTS NOT TO COME! 88 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,469 DOES THE WORD "NOT" NOT PROCESS 89 00:02:48,469 --> 00:02:50,204 INTO YOUR THICK SKULLS?! 90 00:02:50,204 --> 00:02:51,605 >> Rigby: OF COURSE NOT! 91 00:02:51,605 --> 00:02:52,306 WAIT, UH... 92 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:53,274 >> Mordecai: LOOK, BENSON, WE 93 00:02:53,274 --> 00:02:54,575 JUST WANTED TO HELP YOU MAKE IT 94 00:02:54,575 --> 00:02:55,409 ACROSS THE COUNTRY. 95 00:02:55,409 --> 00:02:56,277 >> Benson: SHUT UP! 96 00:02:56,277 --> 00:02:57,578 JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME THINK 97 00:02:57,578 --> 00:02:58,412 FOR A SECOND. 98 00:02:58,412 --> 00:03:01,449 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 99 00:03:01,449 --> 00:03:02,082 OKAY. 100 00:03:02,082 --> 00:03:03,584 IDEALLY, YOU GUYS WOULD BE A 101 00:03:03,584 --> 00:03:05,319 MILLION MILES AWAY FROM ME RIGHT 102 00:03:05,319 --> 00:03:05,886 NOW. 103 00:03:05,886 --> 00:03:07,488 BUT SINCE I DON'T HAVE TIME TO 104 00:03:07,488 --> 00:03:09,390 TURN AROUND AND TAKE YOU BACK, 105 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:10,758 YOU'RE GONNA COME WITH ME. 106 00:03:10,758 --> 00:03:13,160 AND YOU'RE GONNA DO EXACTLY WHAT 107 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:14,395 I SAY. 108 00:03:14,395 --> 00:03:16,397 WATER! 109 00:03:16,397 --> 00:03:17,331 OPEN! 110 00:03:17,331 --> 00:03:20,334 MOUTH! 111 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:21,402 AAH! 112 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:25,406 NAPKINS! 113 00:03:25,406 --> 00:03:26,307 >> Rigby: AAH! 114 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:27,441 >> Mordecai: AAH! 115 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:28,442 >> Benson: AAH! 116 00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:29,610 NO NAPKINS! NO NAPKINS! 117 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:31,445 [ SIREN WAILS ] 118 00:03:31,445 --> 00:03:34,014 [ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ] 119 00:03:34,014 --> 00:03:35,249 >> Mordecai: BENSON, WE'RE 120 00:03:35,249 --> 00:03:35,483 SORRY. 121 00:03:35,483 --> 00:03:36,984 >> Rigby: YEAH, THE BAG WOULDN'T 122 00:03:36,984 --> 00:03:38,018 OPEN AND THE NAPKINS -- 123 00:03:38,018 --> 00:03:39,086 >> Benson: NO! NO MORE! 124 00:03:39,086 --> 00:03:40,488 HERE'S WHAT YOU GUYS ARE GONNA 125 00:03:40,488 --> 00:03:41,622 DO FOR THE REST OF THE TRIP -- 126 00:03:41,622 --> 00:03:44,024 NOTHING, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! 127 00:03:44,024 --> 00:03:45,326 DON'T SAY ANYTHING. 128 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:46,827 DON'T DO ANYTHING. 129 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:50,431 JUST STOP MESSING THINGS UP! 130 00:03:50,431 --> 00:03:52,266 >> Rigby: BENSON, WHY DO YOU 131 00:03:52,266 --> 00:03:54,034 HATE US SO MUCH? 132 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:55,303 >> Benson: [ SIGHS ] 133 00:03:55,303 --> 00:03:56,470 I DON'T HATE YOU GUYS. 134 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:58,339 I JUST HATE SOME OF THE THINGS 135 00:03:58,339 --> 00:03:59,540 YOU DO. 136 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:01,141 OKAY, I REALLY HATE SOME OF THE 137 00:04:01,141 --> 00:04:02,142 THINGS YOU DO. 138 00:04:02,142 --> 00:04:03,844 I KNOW YOU DON'T MEAN THEM, BUT 139 00:04:03,844 --> 00:04:04,778 I'M YOUR BOSS. 140 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:06,447 AND IT'S MY JOB TO PUSH YOU TO 141 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:07,281 DO BETTER. 142 00:04:07,281 --> 00:04:08,349 >> Mordecai: IS THAT WHY 143 00:04:08,349 --> 00:04:09,550 MAELLARD YELLS AT YOU? 144 00:04:09,550 --> 00:04:10,718 >> Benson: [ LAUGHS ] 145 00:04:10,718 --> 00:04:12,453 YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW HOW EASY YOU 146 00:04:12,453 --> 00:04:13,186 HAVE IT. 147 00:04:13,186 --> 00:04:14,722 LET'S JUST SAY HIS YELLING IS 148 00:04:14,722 --> 00:04:16,023 WAY WORSE THAN MINE. 149 00:04:16,023 --> 00:04:17,658 >> Rigby: BUT IS IT WORSE THAN 150 00:04:17,658 --> 00:04:18,492 HIS FACE? 151 00:04:18,492 --> 00:04:19,527 [ LAUGHTER ] 152 00:04:19,527 --> 00:04:21,128 >> Mordecai: HIS FACE. 153 00:04:21,128 --> 00:04:22,496 >> Benson: HEY, DO YOU GUYS WANT 154 00:04:22,496 --> 00:04:23,897 TO LISTEN TO SOME ELECTRO POP 155 00:04:23,897 --> 00:04:24,465 MUSIC? 156 00:04:24,465 --> 00:04:25,833 >> Mordecai: WHOA, YOU LISTEN TO 157 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:26,300 THAT? 158 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:27,401 >> Benson: JUST ON LONG CAR 159 00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:27,968 TRIPS. 160 00:04:27,968 --> 00:04:30,371 IT HELPS KEEP ME AWAKE. 161 00:04:30,371 --> 00:04:32,440 [ ELECTRO POP MUSIC PLAYS ] 162 00:04:38,145 --> 00:04:40,914 >> * YO, YO, YO 163 00:04:40,914 --> 00:04:42,716 * YO, YO, YO, YO 164 00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:44,918 * YO, YO, YO 165 00:04:44,918 --> 00:04:46,920 * YO, YO, YO, YO, YO 166 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:48,522 * YO, YO 167 00:04:48,522 --> 00:04:50,924 * YO, YO, YO 168 00:04:50,924 --> 00:04:54,562 * YO, YO 169 00:04:54,562 --> 00:04:56,163 >> Mordecai: BENSON? 170 00:04:56,163 --> 00:04:56,664 HEY, BENSON! 171 00:04:56,664 --> 00:04:57,698 >> Benson: HUH?! WHAT?! 172 00:04:57,698 --> 00:04:58,899 >> Mordecai: DUDE, YOU LOOK 173 00:04:58,899 --> 00:04:59,433 PRETTY TIRED. 174 00:04:59,433 --> 00:05:00,768 HOW ABOUT I DRIVE FOR A LITTLE 175 00:05:00,768 --> 00:05:01,268 WHILE? 176 00:05:01,268 --> 00:05:02,169 >> Benson: NO. NO. 177 00:05:02,169 --> 00:05:03,003 I'M PERFECTLY FINE. 178 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:04,004 >> Rigby: COME ON, MAN. 179 00:05:04,004 --> 00:05:05,238 YOU'VE BEEN DRIVING ALL DAY. 180 00:05:05,238 --> 00:05:05,873 IT'S NOT SAFE. 181 00:05:05,873 --> 00:05:06,740 >> Benson: [ SIGHS ] 182 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:08,942 ALL RIGHT. 183 00:05:08,942 --> 00:05:11,011 I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP TOO LONG, 184 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:12,746 SO WAKE ME UP IN TWO HOURS. 185 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:14,081 ONLY TWO HOURS. GOT IT? 186 00:05:14,081 --> 00:05:15,616 >> Mordecai: DON'T WORRY, DUDE. 187 00:05:15,616 --> 00:05:16,617 YOU CAN TRUST US. 188 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:19,420 >> Benson: [ SNORING ] 189 00:05:19,420 --> 00:05:20,921 >> Mordecai: CHECK THE MAP TO 190 00:05:20,921 --> 00:05:22,289 SEE HOW MUCH FURTHER IT IS. 191 00:05:22,289 --> 00:05:23,691 >> Rigby: UH, WHERE ARE WE NOW? 192 00:05:23,691 --> 00:05:24,592 >> Mordecai: UH... 193 00:05:24,592 --> 00:05:26,427 [ CHUCKLES ] 194 00:05:26,427 --> 00:05:27,227 BUTTZLAND. 195 00:05:27,227 --> 00:05:28,529 >> Rigby: BUTTZLAND? 196 00:05:28,529 --> 00:05:29,463 [ CHUCKLES ] 197 00:05:29,463 --> 00:05:31,532 DUDE, WE'RE REALLY CLOSE TO THE 198 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:32,633 DEALERSHIP! 199 00:05:32,633 --> 00:05:34,568 IT'S LIKE ONLY 2 INCHES AWAY. 200 00:05:34,568 --> 00:05:35,703 >> Mordecai: DUDE. 201 00:05:35,703 --> 00:05:38,706 LOOK, DUDE. 202 00:05:38,706 --> 00:05:41,041 YOU THINKIN' WHAT I'M THINKIN'? 203 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:43,210 >> Both: VIDEO GAME PIT STOP! 204 00:05:43,210 --> 00:05:44,578 WH-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OA! 205 00:05:44,578 --> 00:05:47,581 >> Benson: [ MUMBLES ] 206 00:05:47,581 --> 00:05:49,450 >> Both: Wh-o-o-o-oa! 207 00:05:54,121 --> 00:05:55,956 >> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO 208 00:05:55,956 --> 00:05:57,658 THIS, BUT ONLY FOR 30 MINUTES. 209 00:05:57,658 --> 00:05:59,493 BENSON'S JOB IS ON THE LINE. 210 00:05:59,493 --> 00:06:00,293 >> Rigby: RIGHT. 211 00:06:00,293 --> 00:06:01,962 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 212 00:06:01,962 --> 00:06:04,432 >> Benson: [ SNORES, YAWNS ] 213 00:06:04,432 --> 00:06:05,799 HUH? WHAT?! 214 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:07,801 [ DOOR SHUTS ] 215 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:11,004 >> Both: [ CHUCKLING ] 216 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:12,005 >> Mordecai: [ GRUNTS ] 217 00:06:12,005 --> 00:06:13,607 >> Both: [ GROANING ] 218 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:15,008 >> Rigby: TURN IT OFF! 219 00:06:15,008 --> 00:06:17,077 >> Mordecai: UGH, HOW LONG WERE 220 00:06:17,077 --> 00:06:18,011 WE IN THERE? 221 00:06:18,011 --> 00:06:19,312 >> Benson: HOURS! 222 00:06:19,312 --> 00:06:20,681 YOU WERE IN THERE FOR HOURS! 223 00:06:20,681 --> 00:06:22,516 NOW WE'RE NEVER GONNA MAKE IT TO 224 00:06:22,516 --> 00:06:23,684 THE DEALERSHIP IN TIME! 225 00:06:23,684 --> 00:06:25,486 IT CLOSES IN 30 MINUTES! 226 00:06:25,486 --> 00:06:26,654 >> Mordecai: WE'RE SORRY. 227 00:06:26,654 --> 00:06:28,021 WE DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS DAYTIME. 228 00:06:28,021 --> 00:06:29,490 THERE AREN'T ANY WINDOWS IN THE 229 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:29,790 ARCADE. 230 00:06:29,790 --> 00:06:31,592 >> Benson: EXCUSES! EXCUSES! 231 00:06:31,592 --> 00:06:33,694 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TRUST YOU, 232 00:06:33,694 --> 00:06:35,095 WHEN ALL YOU GIVE ME ARE 233 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:35,763 EXCUSES?! 234 00:06:35,763 --> 00:06:37,665 WHEN ARE YOU TWO GONNA LEARN 235 00:06:37,665 --> 00:06:38,966 THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE 236 00:06:38,966 --> 00:06:39,867 CONSEQUENCES?! 237 00:06:39,867 --> 00:06:41,535 [ Voice breaking ] CONSEQUENCES 238 00:06:41,535 --> 00:06:43,437 THAT AFFECT OTHER PEOPLE, LIKE 239 00:06:43,437 --> 00:06:44,438 ME! 240 00:06:44,438 --> 00:06:46,206 DON'T YOU TWO UNDERSTAND?! 241 00:06:46,206 --> 00:06:48,108 I'M ABOUT TO LOSE MY JOB! 242 00:06:48,108 --> 00:06:50,343 YOU MAY NOT CARE ABOUT KEEPING 243 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:52,379 YOUR JOBS, BUT I CARE ABOUT 244 00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:53,614 KEEPING MINE! 245 00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:55,783 'CAUSE IF I LOSE MY JOB, I HAVE 246 00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:56,784 NOTHING! 247 00:06:56,784 --> 00:06:58,351 DO YOU HEAR ME?! 248 00:06:58,351 --> 00:06:59,553 I HAVE NOTHING! 249 00:06:59,553 --> 00:07:03,491 [ SOBBING ] 250 00:07:03,491 --> 00:07:05,726 NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I NEED 251 00:07:05,726 --> 00:07:08,061 TO TAKE MY LAST BATHROOM BREAK 252 00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:09,863 AS AN EMPLOYED MAN. 253 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:11,865 >> Mordecai: DUDE, WE REALLY 254 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:12,733 MESSED UP. 255 00:07:12,733 --> 00:07:15,569 [ TOILET FLUSHES ] 256 00:07:15,569 --> 00:07:17,170 >> Benson: WHAT?! 257 00:07:17,170 --> 00:07:19,973 [ SCREAMS ] 258 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:22,175 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 259 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:23,577 HEY, YOU! 260 00:07:23,577 --> 00:07:25,345 THERE WERE TWO GUYS WITH A TRUCK 261 00:07:25,345 --> 00:07:26,647 THAT WERE JUST HERE. 262 00:07:26,647 --> 00:07:28,148 DO YOU KNOW WHERE THEY WENT? 263 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:28,916 >> OH, YEAH! 264 00:07:28,916 --> 00:07:30,584 THEY'RE TAKING THE SHORTCUT OUT 265 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:32,185 TO HIGHWAY 13 TO THE CART 266 00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:32,886 DEALERSHIP. 267 00:07:32,886 --> 00:07:34,021 >> Benson: WHAT?! 268 00:07:34,021 --> 00:07:35,756 >> MOST DANGEROUS HIGHWAY IN THE 269 00:07:35,756 --> 00:07:36,557 COUNTRY. 270 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:38,225 >> Benson: HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT 271 00:07:38,225 --> 00:07:39,159 FOR THAT BIKE? 272 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:40,628 [ ENGINE REVVING ] 273 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:50,604 YOU IDIOTS! 274 00:07:50,604 --> 00:07:51,872 THIS IS THE MOST DANGEROUS 275 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:53,206 HIGHWAY IN THE COUNTRY! 276 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:54,708 >> Mordecai: BUT IT'S THE ONLY 277 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:56,544 WAY TO MAKE IT TO THE DEALERSHIP 278 00:07:56,544 --> 00:07:57,044 IN TIME. 279 00:07:57,044 --> 00:07:58,512 >> Benson: GET OUT OF THE 280 00:07:58,512 --> 00:07:59,346 DRIVER'S SEAT. 281 00:07:59,346 --> 00:08:01,214 I AM TURNING THIS THING AROUND. 282 00:08:05,719 --> 00:08:06,620 >> Rigby: GUYS? 283 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:07,888 I DON'T THINK WE CAN TURN 284 00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:08,556 AROUND. 285 00:08:08,556 --> 00:08:09,389 >> Both: AAH! 286 00:08:09,389 --> 00:08:10,791 >> Mordecai: STEP ON IT! 287 00:08:10,791 --> 00:08:12,259 STEP ON IT! 288 00:08:16,129 --> 00:08:17,931 BENSON, WATCH OUT! 289 00:08:17,931 --> 00:08:20,367 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 290 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:22,936 [ TIRES POP ] 291 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:23,937 >> Rigby: BOULDER! 292 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:27,941 >> All: [ GASP ] 293 00:08:27,941 --> 00:08:29,142 >> Benson: [ SCREAMS ] 294 00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:31,144 WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! 295 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:32,746 >> Mordecai: NO, WE'RE NOT! 296 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:33,914 WE CAN FIX THIS, BENSON. 297 00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:35,382 RIGBY, YOU READY FOR SOME 298 00:08:35,382 --> 00:08:36,316 EXTREME CARTIN'? 299 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:38,218 >> Rigby: EXTREME CARTIN'! 300 00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:45,392 >> Mordecai: HOLD ON. 301 00:08:45,392 --> 00:08:46,393 >> Rigby: AAH! 302 00:08:46,393 --> 00:08:50,598 [ TIRES SCREECHING ] 303 00:08:50,598 --> 00:08:51,765 >> Mordecai: TAKE THE WHEEL! 304 00:08:51,765 --> 00:08:54,602 [ GRUNTING ] 305 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:58,772 >> Rigby: [ SCREAMING ] 306 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:00,173 >> Mordecai: [ GRUNTS ] 307 00:09:00,173 --> 00:09:03,076 HANG ON, BENSON! 308 00:09:03,076 --> 00:09:04,945 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 309 00:09:09,783 --> 00:09:12,152 HOLD IT. HOLD IT. 310 00:09:12,152 --> 00:09:15,789 >> All: [ SCREAM ] 311 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:17,625 [ TIRES SCREECHING ] 312 00:09:29,837 --> 00:09:32,673 >> Benson: [ SCREAMS ] 313 00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:35,676 >> All: [ SCREAMING ] 314 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:39,847 >> Benson: [ WHIMPERS ] 315 00:09:39,847 --> 00:09:41,481 >> Mordecai: OH, NO. 316 00:09:41,481 --> 00:09:42,983 >> Rigby: [ WHIMPERS ] 317 00:09:42,983 --> 00:09:44,785 [ THUNDER CRASHES ] 318 00:09:44,785 --> 00:09:48,822 >> Both: [ DISTORTED SCREAMING ] 319 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:52,793 >> Benson: [ DISTORTED SCREAM ] 320 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:56,096 >> All: [ SCREAMING ] 321 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,635 >> Rigby: LOOK! THE DEALERSHIP! 322 00:10:01,635 --> 00:10:03,804 >> Mordecai: WE'RE ALMOST THERE! 323 00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:04,905 >> DUDE. 324 00:10:04,905 --> 00:10:06,907 IT'S CLOSING TIME, DUDE. 325 00:10:06,907 --> 00:10:07,908 >> YES! 326 00:10:07,908 --> 00:10:09,910 [ KEYS JINGLE ] 327 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:11,078 DUDE, COUNTDOWN! 328 00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:12,045 COUNTDOWN! 329 00:10:12,045 --> 00:10:16,149 >> Both: 10, 9, 8, 7... 330 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:19,052 >> Benson: WE'RE GONNA CRASH! 331 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:20,420 PULL THE PARKING BREAK! 332 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:21,755 >> Mordecai: [ GASPS ] 333 00:10:21,755 --> 00:10:22,656 PARKING BREAK! 334 00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:24,024 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 335 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,393 >> Both: 3, 2... 336 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:27,828 >> WHA? 337 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:28,195 >> HUH?! 338 00:10:28,195 --> 00:10:29,596 >> Both: [ GASP ] 339 00:10:29,596 --> 00:10:33,200 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 340 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,335 >> Mordecai: [ GROANS ] 341 00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:38,005 H-HEY, ARE YOU GUYS STILL OPEN? 342 00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:39,206 >> LET ME GUESS. 343 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:43,410 LAST DAY ON THE WARRANTY? 344 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:47,014 [ SIREN CHIRPS ] 345 00:10:47,014 --> 00:10:49,416 [ SIREN WAILS ] 346 00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:50,951 >> Mordecai: WELL, BENSON, AT 347 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:52,219 LEAST WE GOT THE CART TO THE 348 00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:52,786 DEALERSHIP. 349 00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:54,387 >> Benson: YEAH, BUT THE TRUCK 350 00:10:54,387 --> 00:10:55,122 IS TOTALED. 351 00:10:55,122 --> 00:10:56,589 >> Rigby: WHEN DOES THE 352 00:10:56,589 --> 00:10:58,191 WARRANTY ON THE TRUCK EXPIRE? 353 00:10:58,191 --> 00:11:00,961 >> Both: ROAD TRI-I-I-I-I-I-P! 354 00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:23,817 [ POUNDING ] 355 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:24,818 [ CLATTER! ] 356 00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:26,720 [ SAWING ] 357 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:31,124 >> Mordecai: LOOKS LIKE HE'S AT 358 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:31,759 IT AGAIN. 359 00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:32,325 >> Rigby: UGH! 360 00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:33,460 WHY DOES HE WASTE HIS TIME? 361 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:34,461 >> Mordecai: YOU'VE BEEN 362 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:35,796 BUILDING YOUR WATERSLIDE FOR SIX 363 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:36,063 WEEKS. 364 00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:37,230 >> Rigby: YOU'RE NEVER GONNA 365 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:37,965 RIDE IT, MAN. 366 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:39,566 >> Muscle Man: DUDES! DUDES! 367 00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:40,968 LET ME GET REAL FOR A SECOND. 368 00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:43,403 THIS SLIDE IS MY LIFE'S WORK. 369 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:44,905 IT'S GOT TO BE PERFECT. 370 00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,473 >> Rigby: DUDE! DUDE! 371 00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:48,308 WE DAR YOU TO RIDE IT RIGHT 372 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:48,742 NOW! 373 00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:49,977 >> Muscle Man: I'LL RIDE IT WHEN 374 00:11:49,977 --> 00:11:50,643 IT'S DONE! 375 00:11:50,643 --> 00:11:51,912 I STILL NEED TO ADD SOME SUPPORT 376 00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:53,747 BEAMS TO THE RAMP SO I CAN CLEAR 377 00:11:53,747 --> 00:11:55,315 MY TRAILER AND LAND IN THE LAKE. 378 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:56,817 >> Mordecai: DUDE, IT'S TOTALLY 379 00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:57,417 STURDY. 380 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:58,786 >> Muscle Man: YEAH, BUT... 381 00:11:58,786 --> 00:11:59,486 >> Rigby: BOO! 382 00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:00,988 >> Muscle Man: WHAT, YOU THINK 383 00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:02,122 JUST 'CAUSE YOU'RE YELLING, 384 00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:03,456 "BOO," I'M GONNA IGNORE -- 385 00:12:03,456 --> 00:12:04,157 >> Both: BOO! 386 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:05,793 >> Muscle Man: FINE! I'LL DO IT. 387 00:12:05,793 --> 00:12:07,027 >> Both: [ CHUCKLING ] 388 00:12:07,027 --> 00:12:08,829 >> Muscle Man: [ GRUNTING ] 389 00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:10,030 I'M TOTALLY GONNA DO IT, YOU 390 00:12:10,030 --> 00:12:10,230 KNOW! 391 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,364 >> Mordecai: [ Sarcastically ] 392 00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:12,132 SURE YOU ARE, MAN! 393 00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:13,333 >> Rigby: YOU THINK HE'S REALLY 394 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:14,034 GONNA DO IT? 395 00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:14,968 >> Mordecai: [ Chuckling ] NO, 396 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:16,103 DUDE, HE'S NEVER GONNA DO IT. 397 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:17,270 HE'LL JUST WUSS OUT AGAIN LIKE 398 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:18,638 HE DID LAST WEEK. 399 00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:20,473 >> Muscle Man: WHOO! WHOO! 400 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:21,674 [ PANTING ] 401 00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:22,275 >> Rigby: YEP. 402 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:23,476 ANY SECOND NOW, HE'LL STOP. 403 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:25,045 >> Muscle Man: [ DISTORTED 404 00:12:25,045 --> 00:12:28,481 GRUNTING ] 405 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:29,950 >> Mordecai: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! 406 00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:31,051 DUDE, HE DID IT! 407 00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:35,022 >> Muscle Man: WHOO! WHOO! WHOO! 408 00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:36,456 WHOO! WHOO! 409 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:37,157 >> Both: YEAH! 410 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:38,291 >> Mordecai: GO, DUDE! 411 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:39,159 >> Rigby: GO, MAN! 412 00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:40,527 >> Muscle Man: IN YO' FACE, 413 00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:41,728 SUCKERS! 414 00:12:41,728 --> 00:12:42,729 [ WOOD GROANS ] 415 00:12:42,729 --> 00:12:43,296 [ GASPS ] 416 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:44,631 >> Mordecai: OH, GEEZ! 417 00:12:44,631 --> 00:12:45,632 >> Muscle Man: [ SCREAMS ] 418 00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:46,199 UGH! 419 00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:47,634 [ SCREAMS ] 420 00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:51,638 OOF! UGH! UGH! OOF! 421 00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:53,040 >> Rigby: HE COULD BE ALL RIGHT. 422 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:53,874 >> Muscle Man: [ GASPS ] 423 00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:54,541 [ CRASH! ] 424 00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:55,909 [ CAR ALARM BLARING ] 425 00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,144 [ GROANS ] 426 00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:59,679 >> Mordecai: ARE YOU OKAY? 427 00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:02,049 >> Muscle Man: [ GROANING ] 428 00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:03,050 >> Both: OHH! 429 00:13:03,050 --> 00:13:05,052 >> Muscle Man: YEAH, I'M ALL 430 00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:05,485 GOOD. 431 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:06,186 [ SPITS ] 432 00:13:06,186 --> 00:13:08,188 DID YOU SEE HOW COOL I LOOKED? 433 00:13:08,188 --> 00:13:09,189 [ SOULS MOANING ] 434 00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:10,858 >> [ Cockney accent ] WHAT DO 435 00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:12,225 YOU MEAN, YOU CAN'T BABYSIT 436 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:13,026 TONIGHT? 437 00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:15,095 I KNOW IT'S SHORT NOTICE. 438 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:16,563 I'LL PAY YOU DOUBLE. 439 00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:18,531 WAIT! WAIT! DON'T HANG UP! 440 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:18,899 OHH! 441 00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:21,068 I'M IN A BIT OF A RUSH TODAY, SO 442 00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:23,003 I WILL JUST TAKE MUSCLE MAN'S 443 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:23,904 SOUL AND BE OFF. 444 00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:25,605 >> Muscle Man: BUT I'M BARELY 445 00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:26,206 EVEN HURT! 446 00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:27,607 IT'S JUST A FEW BROKEN -- 447 00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:28,208 [ SHING! ] 448 00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:28,775 [ GASPS ] 449 00:13:28,775 --> 00:13:29,576 >> Both: WAIT! STOP! 450 00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:30,844 >> Mordecai: IT'S ALL OUR FAULT! 451 00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:32,045 HE DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO USE THE 452 00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:32,345 SLIDE! 453 00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:33,881 >> SORRY, BOYS, NO EXCEPTIONS. 454 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:35,082 >> Mordecai: PLEASE, WE'LL DO 455 00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:36,283 ANYTHING! 456 00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:36,917 >> ANYTHING? 457 00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:38,285 >> Both: YEAH! YEAH, YEAH! 458 00:13:38,285 --> 00:13:39,352 >> Muscle Man: YEAH! 459 00:13:39,352 --> 00:13:40,553 >> HMM. WAIT A SEC. 460 00:13:40,553 --> 00:13:42,389 MAYBE WE CAN MAKE A DEAL. 461 00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:44,757 IF YOU TWO BABYSIT MY SON THOMAS 462 00:13:44,757 --> 00:13:46,927 SO I CAN TAKE MY WIFE OUT FOR 463 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:49,062 OUR ANNIVERSARY TONIGHT, I'LL 464 00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,130 LET YOUR FRIEND GO. 465 00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:51,131 >> Mordecai: SURE. 466 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:51,932 NOT A PROBLEM. 467 00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:52,532 >> VERY GOOD. 468 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:53,600 [ RATTLE! ] 469 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,936 >> Muscle Man: [ SCREAMS ] 470 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:57,770 OH, NO! HELP ME, BROS! 471 00:13:57,770 --> 00:13:59,940 >> I'LL BE KEEPING YOUR FRIEND 472 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:02,042 IN THIS AMULET UNTIL THE WIFE 473 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,043 AND I RETURN FROM DINNER. 474 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:03,810 [ SQUEAK! ] 475 00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:05,112 AND ONE MORE THING. 476 00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:07,314 IF THOMAS ISN'T ASLEEP BY 8:00, 477 00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:10,150 MUSCLE MAN'S SOUL IS MINE FOR 478 00:14:10,150 --> 00:14:11,051 ETERNITY. 479 00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:14,754 GOT IT? 480 00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:15,956 [ Singsong voice ] BABY! 481 00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:16,723 I'M HOME! 482 00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:17,790 [ FOOTSTEPS ] 483 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:18,791 >> [ British accent ] WHO IS 484 00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:19,459 THAT WITH YOU? 485 00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:20,493 [ Scoffing ] OH, WAIT. 486 00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:21,394 LET ME GUESS -- THE 487 00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:22,395 "BABYSITTERS." 488 00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,064 WELL, I MUST SAY YOU TWO 489 00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:25,832 CERTAINLY DON'T MUCH LOOK LIKE 490 00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:26,399 BABYSITTERS. 491 00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:27,567 >> [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] 492 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:28,501 'COURSE THEY ARE! 493 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,137 THE BEST BABYSITTERS MONEY CAN 494 00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:30,403 BUY! 495 00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,139 >> Rigby: [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] 496 00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:33,606 YEP. WE'RE TOTALLY BABYSITTERS. 497 00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:34,407 >> AND HOW DID MY HUSBAND 498 00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:35,142 CONTACT YOU A MONTH AGO? 499 00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:35,976 >> Mordecai: PHONE. 500 00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:36,509 >> Rigby: E-MAIL. 501 00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:36,944 >> FAX. 502 00:14:36,944 --> 00:14:37,444 >> Rigby: E-MAIL? 503 00:14:37,444 --> 00:14:37,945 >> PHONE? 504 00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:38,946 >> Mordecai: FAX? 505 00:14:38,946 --> 00:14:39,980 >> ALL THREE, NATURALLY. 506 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:41,181 WANTED TO BE THOROUGH. 507 00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:42,849 >> AND YOU HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH 508 00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:43,951 PARANORMAL CHILDREN. 509 00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:44,952 >> Mordecai: YEAH! 510 00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:46,619 PAIRS, ONE ON ONE -- ALL SORTS 511 00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:47,620 OF NORMAL KIDS. 512 00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:49,289 >> Rigby: HEY, SO WHERE IS THE 513 00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:50,523 LITTLE GUY, ANYWAY? 514 00:14:50,523 --> 00:14:51,691 >> OI! THOMAS! 515 00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:53,426 SAY HI TO UNCLE MURDO AND 516 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:54,294 UNCLE RIGS. 517 00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:55,795 >> COME ON, THOMAS. 518 00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:56,964 >> [ BABBLING ] 519 00:14:56,964 --> 00:14:57,965 >> COME TO MUMMY. 520 00:14:57,965 --> 00:14:59,499 YOU KNOW, THOMAS CAN BE QUITE A 521 00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:00,000 HANDFUL. 522 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,668 MAKE SURE HE'S ASLEEP WHEN WE 523 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:02,502 GET BACK. 524 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,437 IF HE ISN'T, I WILL BE MOST 525 00:15:04,437 --> 00:15:06,206 DISAPPOINTED IN YOU... 526 00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:07,440 ALL OF YOU. 527 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,210 >> I WILL BE DISAPPOINTED, ALSO. 528 00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:12,012 >> Muscle Man: [ GROANING ] 529 00:15:12,012 --> 00:15:13,713 >> GET IT? 530 00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:14,948 >> [ SIGHS DEEPLY ] 531 00:15:14,948 --> 00:15:17,217 SO, WHERE IS THE RESERVATION? 532 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:19,152 >> UH, YOU KNOW -- THAT, UH, 533 00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:21,021 EXTRA FANCY, EXTRA... 534 00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,189 AVAILABLE...PLACE. 535 00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:24,224 >> Muscle Man: I CAN'T BELIEVE 536 00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:24,992 THIS! 537 00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:26,159 YOU LOSERS BETTER KNOW WHAT 538 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:27,127 YOU'RE DOING. 539 00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:28,395 DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO GET A 540 00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:29,129 KID TO SLEEP? 541 00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:30,530 >> Rigby: DUDE, NO PROBLEM. 542 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:31,731 >> Mordecai: YEAH, MAN. 543 00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:32,632 HE'S JUST A KID. 544 00:15:32,632 --> 00:15:34,201 >> [ BABBLING ] 545 00:15:34,201 --> 00:15:36,069 >> Mordecai: OKAY, LITTLE DUDE. 546 00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,037 TIME TO GO TO SLEEP. 547 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:38,905 >> [ Deep voice ] NO. I REFUSE. 548 00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:40,240 >> Mordecai: WHAT THE...? 549 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:41,541 >> Rigby: WAIT. YOU CAN TALK? 550 00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:42,542 >> OF COURSE I CAN. 551 00:15:42,542 --> 00:15:44,044 I AM OVER 300 YEARS OLD. 552 00:15:44,044 --> 00:15:45,178 >> Mordecai: WAIT. 553 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:46,213 DO YOUR PARENTS KNOW? 554 00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:46,713 >> NO! 555 00:15:46,713 --> 00:15:47,981 AND LET'S KEEP IT THAT WAY! 556 00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:49,182 I WANT TO RIDE THIS "BABY" THING 557 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,151 OUT FOR A WHILE LONGER. 558 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:53,153 AND BEFORE I SLUMBER, I DEMAND 559 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:54,321 THAT WE PLAY. 560 00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:56,723 >> Rigby: WELL, OKAY. 561 00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:59,159 BUT YOU BETTER GO TO SLEEP AFTER 562 00:15:59,159 --> 00:15:59,526 THAT. 563 00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:01,194 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ] 564 00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:30,757 [ CRASH! ] 565 00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:32,125 >> THAT WAS AN EXCELLENT 566 00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:32,692 PLAYTIME. 567 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:34,227 >> Rigby: OKAY, NOW YOU NEED TO 568 00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:35,128 GO TO SLEEP. 569 00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:35,795 >> IN TIME. 570 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:38,031 BUT RIGHT NOW, I HUNGER...FOR 571 00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:40,200 FOOD. 572 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,468 >> Mordecai: OKAY. 573 00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:43,136 LET'S SEE WHAT WE CAN FIND. 574 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:44,571 [ WHOOSH! ] 575 00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,406 [ EVIL LAUGHTER ] 576 00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:49,542 OKAY. SOUL JUICE. GOAT'S FEET. 577 00:16:49,542 --> 00:16:51,444 UGH! ALMOND MILK? 578 00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:52,279 OH, THERE IT IS. 579 00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:53,213 [ REFRIGERATOR CLOSES ] 580 00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:54,247 HERE YOU GO, THOMAS -- WARM 581 00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:54,714 MILK. 582 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,749 >> WARM MILK IS NOTHING TO ME. 583 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:57,717 [ SHATTER! ] 584 00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:58,485 I WANT COOKIES! 585 00:16:58,485 --> 00:17:00,920 [ WHOOSH! ] 586 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:02,122 I ALSO LOVE SUGAR! 587 00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:04,124 [ WHOOSH! ] 588 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:06,293 IT GIVES ME POWER! 589 00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:07,227 [ SHATTER! ] 590 00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,228 >> Muscle Man: UGH! 591 00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:09,429 YOU TOOLBOXES ARE HOPELESS! 592 00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:10,897 YOU COULDN'T PUT A KID TO BED TO 593 00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:11,598 SAVE YOUR LIVES! 594 00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:12,899 >> Rigby: WELL, IT'S A GOOD 595 00:17:12,899 --> 00:17:14,267 THING IT'S YOUR LIFE AT STAKE, 596 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:14,467 THEN. 597 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:15,735 >> Muscle Man: YOU SHUT YOUR 598 00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:16,169 FACE! 599 00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:17,804 YOU'RE LUCKY I'M STUCK IN THIS 600 00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:18,138 BALL! 601 00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:20,973 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 602 00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:21,974 >> Mordecai: HELLO? 603 00:17:21,974 --> 00:17:23,743 >> DINNER WENT MAGNIFICENTLY. 604 00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,512 WE'RE COMING BACK NOW, AND IF 605 00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:27,080 THOMAS ISN'T ASLEEP... 606 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,915 Muscle Man will be a permanent 607 00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:30,917 part of my wife's jewelry 608 00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:31,284 collection! 609 00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:31,984 [ Dial tone ] 610 00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:32,819 >> Mordecai: [ GASPS ] 611 00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:33,820 THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY HOME. 612 00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:34,787 >> Rigby: WHAT DO WE DO?! 613 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:35,955 >> Muscle Man: YOU GET UP THERE 614 00:17:35,955 --> 00:17:37,590 AND PUT THAT KID TO BED, OR I'LL 615 00:17:37,590 --> 00:17:39,359 HAUNT YOU TURDS FOR THE REST OF 616 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:40,260 YOUR LIVES! 617 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:41,461 >> Mordecai: THOMAS? 618 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:42,762 >> Rigby: THOMAS? 619 00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,231 >> Both: HMM. 620 00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:47,767 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 621 00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,169 >> Mordecai: THOMAS, GET DOWN 622 00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:49,702 FROM THERE! 623 00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,204 >> Rigby: YOU PROMISED YOU'D GO 624 00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:52,272 TO BED AFTER YOU ATE! 625 00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:53,640 >> DAD ALWAYS READS ME A STORY 626 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:54,507 BEFORE BED! 627 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:56,276 REGALE ME WITH A STORY! 628 00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:57,844 >> Mordecai: OKAY, UH... 629 00:17:57,844 --> 00:17:59,279 ONCE UPON A TIME... 630 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:00,780 >> NOT THAT BOOK. 631 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:04,184 THAT BOOK. 632 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:05,652 >> Mordecai: I'M NOT SURE THAT'S 633 00:18:05,652 --> 00:18:06,319 A GOOD IDEA. 634 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,687 >> IT IS A TERRIFIC IDEA. 635 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,189 >> Muscle Man: JUST READ IT, 636 00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:09,622 BROS! 637 00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:11,524 IT'S STARTING TO SMELL LIKE B.O. 638 00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:13,360 IN HERE FOR SOME REASON. 639 00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,395 >> Mordecai: "THE HUNGRY, HUNGRY 640 00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:16,996 SOUL-SUCKING DEATH WORM." 641 00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:19,065 "THE SOUL-SUCKING DEATH WORM WAS 642 00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:20,233 SO, SO HUNGRY." 643 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:21,401 >> PULL THE TAB! 644 00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:23,236 >> Mordecai: "HE SEARCHED FAR 645 00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:25,037 AND WIDE FOR SOULS TO EAT, BUT 646 00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:26,206 ONLY GOT HUNGRIER." 647 00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:27,807 >> THIS IS THE MOST BORING PART 648 00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:28,541 OF THE BOOK! 649 00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:30,177 IT GETS MUCH BETTER. 650 00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:31,378 >> Mordecai: "AND ONCE ALL THE 651 00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:32,479 SOULS WERE EATEN, HE TOOK A NICE 652 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:33,680 LONG NAP. 653 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,315 THE END." 654 00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:36,649 THAT WAS A PRETTY GOOD BOOK. 655 00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:37,317 >> NO, WAIT. 656 00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:39,419 YOU FORGOT TO PULL THE LAST TAB. 657 00:18:39,419 --> 00:18:40,420 >> Mordecai: UH... 658 00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:41,221 >> PULL IT! 659 00:18:41,221 --> 00:18:42,422 THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART! 660 00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:43,656 >> Mordecai: WHAT'S THE POINT? 661 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:44,724 THE BOOK'S OVER, DUDE. 662 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,926 >> IF YOU DON'T, I WON'T GO TO 663 00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:49,362 BED. 664 00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:50,062 >> Both: AAH! 665 00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:50,763 >> [ LAUGHS ] 666 00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:51,831 >> Both: [ SCREAM ] 667 00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,032 >> [ ROARING, SNARLS ] 668 00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:53,900 >> DON'T BE AFRAID. 669 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:54,501 JUST FEED IT! 670 00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:56,002 >> Mordecai: WHAT DO WE FEED IT? 671 00:18:56,002 --> 00:18:56,769 >> SOULS. 672 00:18:56,769 --> 00:18:58,205 >> Muscle Man: WHA? 673 00:18:58,205 --> 00:18:59,572 >> [ ROARS ] 674 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:00,773 >> Both: [ SCREAM ] 675 00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:02,575 >> [ SNARLING ] 676 00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,411 >> Rigby: [ PANTING ] 677 00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:05,778 MORDECAI, CATCH! 678 00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:08,581 >> Muscle Man: [ YELLING ] 679 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:09,516 UGH! 680 00:19:09,516 --> 00:19:11,284 >> [ SNARLS ] 681 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:12,452 >> Rigby: OOF! UGH. 682 00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:13,420 >> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 683 00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:14,754 GIVE IT THE FAT MAN'S SOUL! 684 00:19:14,754 --> 00:19:15,588 >> Mordecai: HEY! 685 00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:16,289 >> [ GRUNTING ] 686 00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:17,056 [ CHOMP! ] 687 00:19:17,056 --> 00:19:17,590 >> Mordecai: OW! 688 00:19:17,590 --> 00:19:18,458 >> Muscle Man: OOF! 689 00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:19,259 [ YELLING ] 690 00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:21,628 >> Mordecai: UNH! KNOCK IT OFF! 691 00:19:21,628 --> 00:19:22,562 >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 692 00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:23,696 >> Rigby: I GOT HIM! UNH! 693 00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:24,697 >> [ ROARS ] 694 00:19:24,697 --> 00:19:25,898 >> Rigby: [ GASPS ] AAH! 695 00:19:25,898 --> 00:19:27,133 A LITTLE HELP, MORDECAI?! 696 00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:28,368 >> Mordecai: DUDE, WE HAVE TO 697 00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,902 GET THE WORM BACK IN THE BOOK. 698 00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,204 >> Rigby: TAKE MUSCLE MAN! 699 00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:31,871 I GOT A PLAN! 700 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:35,275 >> Mordecai: RIGBY! 701 00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:35,642 AAH! 702 00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:37,277 >> [ LAUGHING EVILLY ] 703 00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:39,078 >> [ SNARLS ] 704 00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:40,079 >> NO, NO, NO! 705 00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:41,948 THIS IS NOT HOW IT IS WRITTEN! 706 00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:43,583 THE WORM MUST EAT THE SOUL! 707 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:44,050 YAH! 708 00:19:44,050 --> 00:19:45,252 >> Mordecai: NO WAY, YOU 709 00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:46,286 BLOODTHIRSTY, LITTLE JERK! 710 00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:47,320 >> [ SNARLS ] 711 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,120 >> Rigby: MORDECAI! 712 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,456 THROW MUSCLE MAN OVER TO THOMAS! 713 00:19:49,456 --> 00:19:50,223 >> Mordecai: WHAT?! 714 00:19:50,223 --> 00:19:51,291 HE'LL JUST FEED HIM TO THE WORM! 715 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,325 >> Rigby: TRUST ME! 716 00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:53,426 >> Muscle Man: YOU BETTER NOT DO 717 00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:53,993 IT, MAN! 718 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:55,328 >> Mordecai: SORRY, MUSCLE MAN! 719 00:19:55,328 --> 00:19:56,263 >> [ SNARLS ] 720 00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:58,631 >> Muscle Man: [ SCREAMING ] 721 00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:00,333 >> I WILL FEED IT MYSELF IF I 722 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:00,833 NEED TO! 723 00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:01,801 OOF! HUH? 724 00:20:01,801 --> 00:20:03,135 >> [ SNARLS ] 725 00:20:03,135 --> 00:20:04,937 >> AAH! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! 726 00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:07,139 >> Rigby: [ PANTING ] 727 00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:08,775 [ SCREAMING ] 728 00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:10,510 >> [ ROARS ] 729 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,111 >> Mordecai: WHA? 730 00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:14,347 [ CHANDELIER CLINKING ] 731 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:16,182 DUDE, NICE. 732 00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:17,083 >> Rigby: THANKS! 733 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:18,084 >> Muscle Man: UGH. 734 00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:19,819 I THINK I'M GONNA HURL. 735 00:20:19,819 --> 00:20:20,987 >> [ GROANS ] 736 00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:23,122 THAT WAS AN AWFUL STORYTIME! 737 00:20:23,122 --> 00:20:24,691 >> Rigby: HEY, WE READ YOU THE 738 00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:25,325 STORY. 739 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,326 NOW GO TO SLEEP! 740 00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:27,794 >> I COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED! 741 00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:29,296 I'M NEVER GOING TO SLEEP! 742 00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:30,162 NEVER EVER! 743 00:20:30,162 --> 00:20:31,431 LOOK AT THE TIME! 744 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:32,465 [ CLOCK TICKING ] 745 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:33,333 >> All: [ GASPS ] 746 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:34,867 >> MUMMY AND DADDY WILL BE BACK 747 00:20:34,867 --> 00:20:36,336 ANY MINUTE NOW, AND WHEN THEY 748 00:20:36,336 --> 00:20:38,338 SEE ME WIDE AWAKE, THEY'LL GO 749 00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:39,339 BALLISTIC. 750 00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:40,540 [ FOOTSTEPS ] 751 00:20:40,540 --> 00:20:41,808 >> Both: [ GASP ] 752 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:43,543 >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] 753 00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:44,944 [ CHANDELIER CLINKS ] 754 00:20:44,944 --> 00:20:45,545 HUH? 755 00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:46,346 [ CRASH! ] 756 00:20:46,346 --> 00:20:47,447 >> Rigby: OOH. 757 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:49,516 >> Mordecai: [ INHALES SHARPLY ] 758 00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:50,116 DUDE, WE'RE SO DEAD. 759 00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:50,517 [ LOCK TURNS ] 760 00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:53,520 >> Rigby: HE COULD BE ALL RIGHT. 761 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:54,554 >> WE'RE BACK! 762 00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:55,555 [ GASPS ] 763 00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:57,189 OH! WHAT HAPPENED HERE? 764 00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:59,292 BROKEN FURNITURE ALL OVER THE 765 00:20:59,292 --> 00:21:00,126 PLACE! 766 00:21:00,126 --> 00:21:01,728 FIRES EVERYWHERE! 767 00:21:01,728 --> 00:21:04,331 MY FAVORITE HARP -- RUINED! 768 00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:05,565 UNBELIEVABLE! 769 00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:07,500 AND WHAT ABOUT THOMAS? 770 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,568 >> Rigby: UH... 771 00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:09,569 >> THOMAS? 772 00:21:09,569 --> 00:21:10,803 OH! 773 00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:12,805 >> [ SNORING ] 774 00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:14,341 >> HE'S OUT COLD. 775 00:21:14,341 --> 00:21:16,175 OH, THANKS FOR A PERFECT 776 00:21:16,175 --> 00:21:17,744 ANNIVERSARY, DARLING. 777 00:21:17,744 --> 00:21:19,579 [ SMOOCHES ] 778 00:21:19,579 --> 00:21:20,813 >> RIGHT. 779 00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:22,382 YOU TWO... 780 00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:24,584 ARE THE BEST BABYSITTERS WE'VE 781 00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:25,051 EVER HAD! 782 00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:26,519 YOU CERTAINLY DID BETTER THAN 783 00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:27,987 THE LAST FEW. 784 00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:29,922 [ SOULS GROANING ] 785 00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:30,690 I'M IMPRESSED. 786 00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:32,024 I WAS SURE YOU'D PERISH. 787 00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:33,426 >> Mordecai: YEAH, THANKS. 788 00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:34,594 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WE WANT. 789 00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:36,329 >> Rigby: BRING MUSCLE MAN BACK. 790 00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:37,364 >> ALL RIGHT, FINE. 791 00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:38,398 A DEAL'S A DEAL. 792 00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:39,999 >> Muscle Man: WHOO! 793 00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:41,401 WHOO! 794 00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:44,003 WHOO! 795 00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:46,406 WHOO? 796 00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:47,707 >> YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT EASY 797 00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:49,376 JUGGLING A FULL-TIME JOB AND 798 00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:51,077 RAISING A FAMILY, SO DON'T 799 00:21:51,077 --> 00:21:53,045 EXPECT IT TO BE SO EASY TO GET 800 00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:54,847 ONE OF YOUR SOULS BACK NEXT 801 00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:56,616 TIME -- WHICH WILL BE SOON, 802 00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:58,551 WHAT WITH MUSCLE MAN ENTERING 803 00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:00,553 THAT HOT DOG-EATING CONTEST. 804 00:22:00,553 --> 00:22:03,956 >> All: [ LAUGHING ] 805 00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:05,892 >> SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE GONNA DIE 806 00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:07,627 IN A HOT DOG-EATING CONTEST. 807 00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:09,061 TA! 808 00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:10,430 >> Rigby: WAIT, HOW DO WE GET 809 00:22:10,430 --> 00:22:11,464 HOME?