>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT, DUDE.
YOU READY?
>> Rigby: I FINISHED DIGGING THE
PIT, AND THE CONES ARE ALL SET
UP.
>> Mordecai: EXTREME CARTIN'?
>> Rigby: EXTREME CARTIN'!
>> Both: WH-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OA!
[ ENGINE REVS ]
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
[ CART CREAKS ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Mordecai: HOLD IT. HOLD IT.
>> Rigby: I'M HOLDING!
I'M HOLDING!
>> Mordecai: NOW!
[ ENGINE REVS ]
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Both: [ PANTING ]
[ LAUGHING ]
>> Rigby: HA HA HA! WE DID IT!
WE DID IT!
>> Both: YEAH!
>> Mordecai: UH...
>> HMM. HMM!
THE UPKEEP ON THE GROUNDS LOOKS
EXCELLENT.
THIS PARK IS REALLY COMING
TOGETHER.
WELL DONE, BENSON.
[ CRASH! ]
[ CLATTER! ]
>> Benson: MORDECAI! RIGBY!
WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT
MESSING WITH THE CART?
IF YOU THINK --
>> MY OFFICE. NOW.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THOSE
CARTS COST?!
I'M NOT PAYING PARK MONEY TO FIX
YOUR MISTAKES!
>> Benson: BUT, SIR --
>> BUT NOTHING!
I COULD FIND A NEW PARK MANAGER
RIGHT NOW IF I WANTED TO.
>> Benson: DON'T WORRY, SIR.
THE WARRANTY WILL TAKE CARE OF
EVERYTHING.
>> THIS EXPIRES TOMORROW
AFTERNOON!
>> Benson: BUT THE DEALERSHIP'S
TOO FAR AWAY!
I'LL HAVE TO DRIVE ALL DAY AND
NIGHT!
>> SOUNDS LIKE A PERSONAL
PROBLEM.
GET THAT CART FIXED, OR YOU'RE
FIRED!
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
>> Mordecai: BENSON, WE'RE
SORRY.
WE'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU!
>> Rigby: YEAH, WE CAN HELP YOU
GET TO THE DEALERSHIP.
>> Benson: NO!
YOU TWO ONLY SCREW THINGS UP!
I'M GETTING THAT CART FIXED BY
MYSELF, SO STAY HERE.
>> Mordecai: BUT THAT DRIVE IS
WAY TOO LONG FOR ONE PERSON TO
HANDLE.
>> Benson: I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES.
ALL RIGHT, BENSON.
YOU'RE MAKING GREAT TIME.
AS LONG AS YOU DON'T STOP, YOU
CAN GET TO THE DEALERSHIP WITH
TIME TO SPARE.
AND THEN AS SOON AS YOU GET BACK
TO THE PARK, YOU CAN FIRE...
MORDECAI AND RIGBY!
UGH!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
I TOLD YOU IDIOTS NOT TO COME!
DOES THE WORD "NOT" NOT PROCESS
INTO YOUR THICK SKULLS?!
>> Rigby: OF COURSE NOT!
WAIT, UH...
>> Mordecai: LOOK, BENSON, WE
JUST WANTED TO HELP YOU MAKE IT
ACROSS THE COUNTRY.
>> Benson: SHUT UP!
JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME THINK
FOR A SECOND.
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
OKAY.
IDEALLY, YOU GUYS WOULD BE A
MILLION MILES AWAY FROM ME RIGHT
NOW.
BUT SINCE I DON'T HAVE TIME TO
TURN AROUND AND TAKE YOU BACK,
YOU'RE GONNA COME WITH ME.
AND YOU'RE GONNA DO EXACTLY WHAT
I SAY.
WATER!
OPEN!
MOUTH!
AAH!
NAPKINS!
>> Rigby: AAH!
>> Mordecai: AAH!
>> Benson: AAH!
NO NAPKINS! NO NAPKINS!
[ SIREN WAILS ]
[ POLICE RADIO CHATTER ]
>> Mordecai: BENSON, WE'RE
SORRY.
>> Rigby: YEAH, THE BAG WOULDN'T
OPEN AND THE NAPKINS --
>> Benson: NO! NO MORE!
HERE'S WHAT YOU GUYS ARE GONNA
DO FOR THE REST OF THE TRIP --
NOTHING, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
DON'T SAY ANYTHING.
DON'T DO ANYTHING.
JUST STOP MESSING THINGS UP!
>> Rigby: BENSON, WHY DO YOU
HATE US SO MUCH?
>> Benson: [ SIGHS ]
I DON'T HATE YOU GUYS.
I JUST HATE SOME OF THE THINGS
YOU DO.
OKAY, I REALLY HATE SOME OF THE
THINGS YOU DO.
I KNOW YOU DON'T MEAN THEM, BUT
I'M YOUR BOSS.
AND IT'S MY JOB TO PUSH YOU TO
DO BETTER.
>> Mordecai: IS THAT WHY
MAELLARD YELLS AT YOU?
>> Benson: [ LAUGHS ]
YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW HOW EASY YOU
HAVE IT.
LET'S JUST SAY HIS YELLING IS
WAY WORSE THAN MINE.
>> Rigby: BUT IS IT WORSE THAN
HIS FACE?
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Mordecai: HIS FACE.
>> Benson: HEY, DO YOU GUYS WANT
TO LISTEN TO SOME ELECTRO POP
MUSIC?
>> Mordecai: WHOA, YOU LISTEN TO
THAT?
>> Benson: JUST ON LONG CAR
TRIPS.
IT HELPS KEEP ME AWAKE.
[ ELECTRO POP MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> * YO, YO, YO
* YO, YO, YO, YO
* YO, YO, YO
* YO, YO, YO, YO, YO
* YO, YO
* YO, YO, YO
* YO, YO
>> Mordecai: BENSON?
HEY, BENSON!
>> Benson: HUH?! WHAT?!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, YOU LOOK
PRETTY TIRED.
HOW ABOUT I DRIVE FOR A LITTLE
WHILE?
>> Benson: NO. NO.
I'M PERFECTLY FINE.
>> Rigby: COME ON, MAN.
YOU'VE BEEN DRIVING ALL DAY.
IT'S NOT SAFE.
>> Benson: [ SIGHS ]
ALL RIGHT.
I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP TOO LONG,
SO WAKE ME UP IN TWO HOURS.
ONLY TWO HOURS. GOT IT?
>> Mordecai: DON'T WORRY, DUDE.
YOU CAN TRUST US.
>> Benson: [ SNORING ]
>> Mordecai: CHECK THE MAP TO
SEE HOW MUCH FURTHER IT IS.
>> Rigby: UH, WHERE ARE WE NOW?
>> Mordecai: UH...
[ CHUCKLES ]
BUTTZLAND.
>> Rigby: BUTTZLAND?
[ CHUCKLES ]
DUDE, WE'RE REALLY CLOSE TO THE
DEALERSHIP!
IT'S LIKE ONLY 2 INCHES AWAY.
>> Mordecai: DUDE.
LOOK, DUDE.
YOU THINKIN' WHAT I'M THINKIN'?
>> Both: VIDEO GAME PIT STOP!
WH-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OA!
>> Benson: [ MUMBLES ]
>> Both: Wh-o-o-o-oa!
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO
THIS, BUT ONLY FOR 30 MINUTES.
BENSON'S JOB IS ON THE LINE.
>> Rigby: RIGHT.
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
>> Benson: [ SNORES, YAWNS ]
HUH? WHAT?!
[ DOOR SHUTS ]
>> Both: [ CHUCKLING ]
>> Mordecai: [ GRUNTS ]
>> Both: [ GROANING ]
>> Rigby: TURN IT OFF!
>> Mordecai: UGH, HOW LONG WERE
WE IN THERE?
>> Benson: HOURS!
YOU WERE IN THERE FOR HOURS!
NOW WE'RE NEVER GONNA MAKE IT TO
THE DEALERSHIP IN TIME!
IT CLOSES IN 30 MINUTES!
>> Mordecai: WE'RE SORRY.
WE DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS DAYTIME.
THERE AREN'T ANY WINDOWS IN THE
ARCADE.
>> Benson: EXCUSES! EXCUSES!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TRUST YOU,
WHEN ALL YOU GIVE ME ARE
EXCUSES?!
WHEN ARE YOU TWO GONNA LEARN
THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE
CONSEQUENCES?!
[ Voice breaking ] CONSEQUENCES
THAT AFFECT OTHER PEOPLE, LIKE
ME!
DON'T YOU TWO UNDERSTAND?!
I'M ABOUT TO LOSE MY JOB!
YOU MAY NOT CARE ABOUT KEEPING
YOUR JOBS, BUT I CARE ABOUT
KEEPING MINE!
'CAUSE IF I LOSE MY JOB, I HAVE
NOTHING!
DO YOU HEAR ME?!
I HAVE NOTHING!
[ SOBBING ]
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I NEED
TO TAKE MY LAST BATHROOM BREAK
AS AN EMPLOYED MAN.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, WE REALLY
MESSED UP.
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
>> Benson: WHAT?!
[ SCREAMS ]
[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]
HEY, YOU!
THERE WERE TWO GUYS WITH A TRUCK
THAT WERE JUST HERE.
DO YOU KNOW WHERE THEY WENT?
>> OH, YEAH!
THEY'RE TAKING THE SHORTCUT OUT
TO HIGHWAY 13 TO THE CART
DEALERSHIP.
>> Benson: WHAT?!
>> MOST DANGEROUS HIGHWAY IN THE
COUNTRY.
>> Benson: HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT
FOR THAT BIKE?
[ ENGINE REVVING ]
YOU IDIOTS!
THIS IS THE MOST DANGEROUS
HIGHWAY IN THE COUNTRY!
>> Mordecai: BUT IT'S THE ONLY
WAY TO MAKE IT TO THE DEALERSHIP
IN TIME.
>> Benson: GET OUT OF THE
DRIVER'S SEAT.
I AM TURNING THIS THING AROUND.
>> Rigby: GUYS?
I DON'T THINK WE CAN TURN
AROUND.
>> Both: AAH!
>> Mordecai: STEP ON IT!
STEP ON IT!
BENSON, WATCH OUT!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ TIRES POP ]
>> Rigby: BOULDER!
>> All: [ GASP ]
>> Benson: [ SCREAMS ]
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
>> Mordecai: NO, WE'RE NOT!
WE CAN FIX THIS, BENSON.
RIGBY, YOU READY FOR SOME
EXTREME CARTIN'?
>> Rigby: EXTREME CARTIN'!
>> Mordecai: HOLD ON.
>> Rigby: AAH!
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
>> Mordecai: TAKE THE WHEEL!
[ GRUNTING ]
>> Rigby: [ SCREAMING ]
>> Mordecai: [ GRUNTS ]
HANG ON, BENSON!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
HOLD IT. HOLD IT.
>> All: [ SCREAM ]
[ TIRES SCREECHING ]
>> Benson: [ SCREAMS ]
>> All: [ SCREAMING ]
>> Benson: [ WHIMPERS ]
>> Mordecai: OH, NO.
>> Rigby: [ WHIMPERS ]
[ THUNDER CRASHES ]
>> Both: [ DISTORTED SCREAMING ]
>> Benson: [ DISTORTED SCREAM ]
>> All: [ SCREAMING ]
>> Rigby: LOOK! THE DEALERSHIP!
>> Mordecai: WE'RE ALMOST THERE!
>> DUDE.
IT'S CLOSING TIME, DUDE.
>> YES!
[ KEYS JINGLE ]
DUDE, COUNTDOWN!
COUNTDOWN!
>> Both: 10, 9, 8, 7...
>> Benson: WE'RE GONNA CRASH!
PULL THE PARKING BREAK!
>> Mordecai: [ GASPS ]
PARKING BREAK!
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Both: 3, 2...
>> WHA?
>> HUH?!
>> Both: [ GASP ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Mordecai: [ GROANS ]
H-HEY, ARE YOU GUYS STILL OPEN?
>> LET ME GUESS.
LAST DAY ON THE WARRANTY?
[ SIREN CHIRPS ]
[ SIREN WAILS ]
>> Mordecai: WELL, BENSON, AT
LEAST WE GOT THE CART TO THE
DEALERSHIP.
>> Benson: YEAH, BUT THE TRUCK
IS TOTALED.
>> Rigby: WHEN DOES THE
WARRANTY ON THE TRUCK EXPIRE?
>> Both: ROAD TRI-I-I-I-I-I-P!
[ POUNDING ]
[ CLATTER! ]
[ SAWING ]
>> Mordecai: LOOKS LIKE HE'S AT
IT AGAIN.
>> Rigby: UGH!
WHY DOES HE WASTE HIS TIME?
>> Mordecai: YOU'VE BEEN
BUILDING YOUR WATERSLIDE FOR SIX
WEEKS.
>> Rigby: YOU'RE NEVER GONNA
RIDE IT, MAN.
>> Muscle Man: DUDES! DUDES!
LET ME GET REAL FOR A SECOND.
THIS SLIDE IS MY LIFE'S WORK.
IT'S GOT TO BE PERFECT.
>> Rigby: DUDE! DUDE!
WE DAR YOU TO RIDE IT RIGHT
NOW!
>> Muscle Man: I'LL RIDE IT WHEN
IT'S DONE!
I STILL NEED TO ADD SOME SUPPORT
BEAMS TO THE RAMP SO I CAN CLEAR
MY TRAILER AND LAND IN THE LAKE.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, IT'S TOTALLY
STURDY.
>> Muscle Man: YEAH, BUT...
>> Rigby: BOO!
>> Muscle Man: WHAT, YOU THINK
JUST 'CAUSE YOU'RE YELLING,
"BOO," I'M GONNA IGNORE --
>> Both: BOO!
>> Muscle Man: FINE! I'LL DO IT.
>> Both: [ CHUCKLING ]
>> Muscle Man: [ GRUNTING ]
I'M TOTALLY GONNA DO IT, YOU
KNOW!
>> Mordecai: [ Sarcastically ]
SURE YOU ARE, MAN!
>> Rigby: YOU THINK HE'S REALLY
GONNA DO IT?
>> Mordecai: [ Chuckling ] NO,
DUDE, HE'S NEVER GONNA DO IT.
HE'LL JUST WUSS OUT AGAIN LIKE
HE DID LAST WEEK.
>> Muscle Man: WHOO! WHOO!
[ PANTING ]
>> Rigby: YEP.
ANY SECOND NOW, HE'LL STOP.
>> Muscle Man: [ DISTORTED
GRUNTING ]
>> Mordecai: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
DUDE, HE DID IT!
>> Muscle Man: WHOO! WHOO! WHOO!
WHOO! WHOO!
>> Both: YEAH!
>> Mordecai: GO, DUDE!
>> Rigby: GO, MAN!
>> Muscle Man: IN YO' FACE,
SUCKERS!
[ WOOD GROANS ]
[ GASPS ]
>> Mordecai: OH, GEEZ!
>> Muscle Man: [ SCREAMS ]
UGH!
[ SCREAMS ]
OOF! UGH! UGH! OOF!
>> Rigby: HE COULD BE ALL RIGHT.
>> Muscle Man: [ GASPS ]
[ CRASH! ]
[ CAR ALARM BLARING ]
[ GROANS ]
>> Mordecai: ARE YOU OKAY?
>> Muscle Man: [ GROANING ]
>> Both: OHH!
>> Muscle Man: YEAH, I'M ALL
GOOD.
[ SPITS ]
DID YOU SEE HOW COOL I LOOKED?
[ SOULS MOANING ]
>> [ Cockney accent ] WHAT DO
YOU MEAN, YOU CAN'T BABYSIT
TONIGHT?
I KNOW IT'S SHORT NOTICE.
I'LL PAY YOU DOUBLE.
WAIT! WAIT! DON'T HANG UP!
OHH!
I'M IN A BIT OF A RUSH TODAY, SO
I WILL JUST TAKE MUSCLE MAN'S
SOUL AND BE OFF.
>> Muscle Man: BUT I'M BARELY
EVEN HURT!
IT'S JUST A FEW BROKEN --
[ SHING! ]
[ GASPS ]
>> Both: WAIT! STOP!
>> Mordecai: IT'S ALL OUR FAULT!
HE DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO USE THE
SLIDE!
>> SORRY, BOYS, NO EXCEPTIONS.
>> Mordecai: PLEASE, WE'LL DO
ANYTHING!
>> ANYTHING?
>> Both: YEAH! YEAH, YEAH!
>> Muscle Man: YEAH!
>> HMM. WAIT A SEC.
MAYBE WE CAN MAKE A DEAL.
IF YOU TWO BABYSIT MY SON THOMAS
SO I CAN TAKE MY WIFE OUT FOR
OUR ANNIVERSARY TONIGHT, I'LL
LET YOUR FRIEND GO.
>> Mordecai: SURE.
NOT A PROBLEM.
>> VERY GOOD.
[ RATTLE! ]
>> Muscle Man: [ SCREAMS ]
OH, NO! HELP ME, BROS!
>> I'LL BE KEEPING YOUR FRIEND
IN THIS AMULET UNTIL THE WIFE
AND I RETURN FROM DINNER.
[ SQUEAK! ]
AND ONE MORE THING.
IF THOMAS ISN'T ASLEEP BY 8:00,
MUSCLE MAN'S SOUL IS MINE FOR
ETERNITY.
GOT IT?
[ Singsong voice ] BABY!
I'M HOME!
[ FOOTSTEPS ]
>> [ British accent ] WHO IS
THAT WITH YOU?
[ Scoffing ] OH, WAIT.
LET ME GUESS -- THE
"BABYSITTERS."
WELL, I MUST SAY YOU TWO
CERTAINLY DON'T MUCH LOOK LIKE
BABYSITTERS.
>> [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
'COURSE THEY ARE!
THE BEST BABYSITTERS MONEY CAN
BUY!
>> Rigby: [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
YEP. WE'RE TOTALLY BABYSITTERS.
>> AND HOW DID MY HUSBAND
CONTACT YOU A MONTH AGO?
>> Mordecai: PHONE.
>> Rigby: E-MAIL.
>> FAX.
>> Rigby: E-MAIL?
>> PHONE?
>> Mordecai: FAX?
>> ALL THREE, NATURALLY.
WANTED TO BE THOROUGH.
>> AND YOU HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH
PARANORMAL CHILDREN.
>> Mordecai: YEAH!
PAIRS, ONE ON ONE -- ALL SORTS
OF NORMAL KIDS.
>> Rigby: HEY, SO WHERE IS THE
LITTLE GUY, ANYWAY?
>> OI! THOMAS!
SAY HI TO UNCLE MURDO AND
UNCLE RIGS.
>> COME ON, THOMAS.
>> [ BABBLING ]
>> COME TO MUMMY.
YOU KNOW, THOMAS CAN BE QUITE A
HANDFUL.
MAKE SURE HE'S ASLEEP WHEN WE
GET BACK.
IF HE ISN'T, I WILL BE MOST
DISAPPOINTED IN YOU...
ALL OF YOU.
>> I WILL BE DISAPPOINTED, ALSO.
>> Muscle Man: [ GROANING ]
>> GET IT?
>> [ SIGHS DEEPLY ]
SO, WHERE IS THE RESERVATION?
>> UH, YOU KNOW -- THAT, UH,
EXTRA FANCY, EXTRA...
AVAILABLE...PLACE.
>> Muscle Man: I CAN'T BELIEVE
THIS!
YOU LOSERS BETTER KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE DOING.
DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO GET A
KID TO SLEEP?
>> Rigby: DUDE, NO PROBLEM.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, MAN.
HE'S JUST A KID.
>> [ BABBLING ]
>> Mordecai: OKAY, LITTLE DUDE.
TIME TO GO TO SLEEP.
>> [ Deep voice ] NO. I REFUSE.
>> Mordecai: WHAT THE...?
>> Rigby: WAIT. YOU CAN TALK?
>> OF COURSE I CAN.
I AM OVER 300 YEARS OLD.
>> Mordecai: WAIT.
DO YOUR PARENTS KNOW?
>> NO!
AND LET'S KEEP IT THAT WAY!
I WANT TO RIDE THIS "BABY" THING
OUT FOR A WHILE LONGER.
AND BEFORE I SLUMBER, I DEMAND
THAT WE PLAY.
>> Rigby: WELL, OKAY.
BUT YOU BETTER GO TO SLEEP AFTER
THAT.
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ]
[ CRASH! ]
>> THAT WAS AN EXCELLENT
PLAYTIME.
>> Rigby: OKAY, NOW YOU NEED TO
GO TO SLEEP.
>> IN TIME.
BUT RIGHT NOW, I HUNGER...FOR
FOOD.
>> Mordecai: OKAY.
LET'S SEE WHAT WE CAN FIND.
[ WHOOSH! ]
[ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
OKAY. SOUL JUICE. GOAT'S FEET.
UGH! ALMOND MILK?
OH, THERE IT IS.
[ REFRIGERATOR CLOSES ]
HERE YOU GO, THOMAS -- WARM
MILK.
>> WARM MILK IS NOTHING TO ME.
[ SHATTER! ]
I WANT COOKIES!
[ WHOOSH! ]
I ALSO LOVE SUGAR!
[ WHOOSH! ]
IT GIVES ME POWER!
[ SHATTER! ]
>> Muscle Man: UGH!
YOU TOOLBOXES ARE HOPELESS!
YOU COULDN'T PUT A KID TO BED TO
SAVE YOUR LIVES!
>> Rigby: WELL, IT'S A GOOD
THING IT'S YOUR LIFE AT STAKE,
THEN.
>> Muscle Man: YOU SHUT YOUR
FACE!
YOU'RE LUCKY I'M STUCK IN THIS
BALL!
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
>> Mordecai: HELLO?
>> DINNER WENT MAGNIFICENTLY.
WE'RE COMING BACK NOW, AND IF
THOMAS ISN'T ASLEEP...
Muscle Man will be a permanent
part of my wife's jewelry
collection!
[ Dial tone ]
>> Mordecai: [ GASPS ]
THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY HOME.
>> Rigby: WHAT DO WE DO?!
>> Muscle Man: YOU GET UP THERE
AND PUT THAT KID TO BED, OR I'LL
HAUNT YOU TURDS FOR THE REST OF
YOUR LIVES!
>> Mordecai: THOMAS?
>> Rigby: THOMAS?
>> Both: HMM.
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
>> Mordecai: THOMAS, GET DOWN
FROM THERE!
>> Rigby: YOU PROMISED YOU'D GO
TO BED AFTER YOU ATE!
>> DAD ALWAYS READS ME A STORY
BEFORE BED!
REGALE ME WITH A STORY!
>> Mordecai: OKAY, UH...
ONCE UPON A TIME...
>> NOT THAT BOOK.
THAT BOOK.
>> Mordecai: I'M NOT SURE THAT'S
A GOOD IDEA.
>> IT IS A TERRIFIC IDEA.
>> Muscle Man: JUST READ IT,
BROS!
IT'S STARTING TO SMELL LIKE B.O.
IN HERE FOR SOME REASON.
>> Mordecai: "THE HUNGRY, HUNGRY
SOUL-SUCKING DEATH WORM."
"THE SOUL-SUCKING DEATH WORM WAS
SO, SO HUNGRY."
>> PULL THE TAB!
>> Mordecai: "HE SEARCHED FAR
AND WIDE FOR SOULS TO EAT, BUT
ONLY GOT HUNGRIER."
>> THIS IS THE MOST BORING PART
OF THE BOOK!
IT GETS MUCH BETTER.
>> Mordecai: "AND ONCE ALL THE
SOULS WERE EATEN, HE TOOK A NICE
LONG NAP.
THE END."
THAT WAS A PRETTY GOOD BOOK.
>> NO, WAIT.
YOU FORGOT TO PULL THE LAST TAB.
>> Mordecai: UH...
>> PULL IT!
THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART!
>> Mordecai: WHAT'S THE POINT?
THE BOOK'S OVER, DUDE.
>> IF YOU DON'T, I WON'T GO TO
BED.
>> Both: AAH!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
>> Both: [ SCREAM ]
>> [ ROARING, SNARLS ]
>> DON'T BE AFRAID.
JUST FEED IT!
>> Mordecai: WHAT DO WE FEED IT?
>> SOULS.
>> Muscle Man: WHA?
>> [ ROARS ]
>> Both: [ SCREAM ]
>> [ SNARLING ]
>> Rigby: [ PANTING ]
MORDECAI, CATCH!
>> Muscle Man: [ YELLING ]
UGH!
>> [ SNARLS ]
>> Rigby: OOF! UGH.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
GIVE IT THE FAT MAN'S SOUL!
>> Mordecai: HEY!
>> [ GRUNTING ]
[ CHOMP! ]
>> Mordecai: OW!
>> Muscle Man: OOF!
[ YELLING ]
>> Mordecai: UNH! KNOCK IT OFF!
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> Rigby: I GOT HIM! UNH!
>> [ ROARS ]
>> Rigby: [ GASPS ] AAH!
A LITTLE HELP, MORDECAI?!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, WE HAVE TO
GET THE WORM BACK IN THE BOOK.
>> Rigby: TAKE MUSCLE MAN!
I GOT A PLAN!
>> Mordecai: RIGBY!
AAH!
>> [ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
>> [ SNARLS ]
>> NO, NO, NO!
THIS IS NOT HOW IT IS WRITTEN!
THE WORM MUST EAT THE SOUL!
YAH!
>> Mordecai: NO WAY, YOU
BLOODTHIRSTY, LITTLE JERK!
>> [ SNARLS ]
>> Rigby: MORDECAI!
THROW MUSCLE MAN OVER TO THOMAS!
>> Mordecai: WHAT?!
HE'LL JUST FEED HIM TO THE WORM!
>> Rigby: TRUST ME!
>> Muscle Man: YOU BETTER NOT DO
IT, MAN!
>> Mordecai: SORRY, MUSCLE MAN!
>> [ SNARLS ]
>> Muscle Man: [ SCREAMING ]
>> I WILL FEED IT MYSELF IF I
NEED TO!
OOF! HUH?
>> [ SNARLS ]
>> AAH! THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
>> Rigby: [ PANTING ]
[ SCREAMING ]
>> [ ROARS ]
>> Mordecai: WHA?
[ CHANDELIER CLINKING ]
DUDE, NICE.
>> Rigby: THANKS!
>> Muscle Man: UGH.
I THINK I'M GONNA HURL.
>> [ GROANS ]
THAT WAS AN AWFUL STORYTIME!
>> Rigby: HEY, WE READ YOU THE
STORY.
NOW GO TO SLEEP!
>> I COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED!
I'M NEVER GOING TO SLEEP!
NEVER EVER!
LOOK AT THE TIME!
[ CLOCK TICKING ]
>> All: [ GASPS ]
>> MUMMY AND DADDY WILL BE BACK
ANY MINUTE NOW, AND WHEN THEY
SEE ME WIDE AWAKE, THEY'LL GO
BALLISTIC.
[ FOOTSTEPS ]
>> Both: [ GASP ]
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ CHANDELIER CLINKS ]
HUH?
[ CRASH! ]
>> Rigby: OOH.
>> Mordecai: [ INHALES SHARPLY ]
DUDE, WE'RE SO DEAD.
[ LOCK TURNS ]
>> Rigby: HE COULD BE ALL RIGHT.
>> WE'RE BACK!
[ GASPS ]
OH! WHAT HAPPENED HERE?
BROKEN FURNITURE ALL OVER THE
PLACE!
FIRES EVERYWHERE!
MY FAVORITE HARP -- RUINED!
UNBELIEVABLE!
AND WHAT ABOUT THOMAS?
>> Rigby: UH...
>> THOMAS?
OH!
>> [ SNORING ]
>> HE'S OUT COLD.
OH, THANKS FOR A PERFECT
ANNIVERSARY, DARLING.
[ SMOOCHES ]
>> RIGHT.
YOU TWO...
ARE THE BEST BABYSITTERS WE'VE
EVER HAD!
YOU CERTAINLY DID BETTER THAN
THE LAST FEW.
[ SOULS GROANING ]
I'M IMPRESSED.
I WAS SURE YOU'D PERISH.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, THANKS.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WE WANT.
>> Rigby: BRING MUSCLE MAN BACK.
>> ALL RIGHT, FINE.
A DEAL'S A DEAL.
>> Muscle Man: WHOO!
WHOO!
WHOO?
>> YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT EASY
JUGGLING A FULL-TIME JOB AND
RAISING A FAMILY, SO DON'T
EXPECT IT TO BE SO EASY TO GET
ONE OF YOUR SOULS BACK NEXT
TIME -- WHICH WILL BE SOON,
WHAT WITH MUSCLE MAN ENTERING
THAT HOT DOG-EATING CONTEST.
>> All: [ LAUGHING ]
>> SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE GONNA DIE
IN A HOT DOG-EATING CONTEST.
TA!
>> Rigby: WAIT, HOW DO WE GET
HOME?