[ VIDEO-GAME MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Mordecai: YOU MISSED.
[ WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! ]
[ WHAP! ]
AW, YEAH!
>> Rigby: WHATEVER, DUDE.
I DON'T CARE.
I GOT ALL DAY TO BEAT YOU,
BECAUSE WE GOT THE DAY OFF!
>> Mordecai: HA HA!
>> Both: YE-AH!
>> Skips: HEY, GUYS, YOU BUSY?
>> Rigby: YEAH, SKIPS -- WE'RE
PLAYING "ALLEY FIGHT DUDES."
>> Skips: OH.
'CAUSE I WAS WONDERING IF I
COULD COLLECT ON THIS COUPON
THAT YOU GUYS GAVE ME FOR MY
BIRTHDAY.
IT SAYS YOU'LL DO ALL MY JOBS
FOR A DAY.
>> Rigby: WHAT?!
I DON'T REMEMBER WRITING THAT.
>> Skips: IT'S FROM SIX MONTHS
AGO.
>> Muscle Man: [ LAUGHS ]
OPEN IT, SKIPS.
OPEN IT.
WHOO-HOOO!
WHOO!
>> Rigby: OH, MAN.
DID YOU GET SKIPS ANYTHING FOR
HIS BIRTHDAY?
>> Mordecai: NO. DID YOU?
WE GOT TO GET HIM SOMETHING.
>> Rigby: BUT WE DON'T HAVE ANY
MONEY, AND IT'S TOO LATE.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, BIRTHDAY
COUPON.
"MORDECAI AND RIGBY PROMISE TO
DO ALL SKIPS' CHORES FOR ONE
DAY."
BOOM!
>> Rigby: AH, MAN.
I DON'T WANT TO DO SKIPS' CHORES
FOR THE DAY.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, WE HAVE TO
GIVE HIM SOMETHING.
BESIDES, NO ONE EVER USES THESE
THINGS, ANYWAY.
>> Rigby: GOOD POINT.
>> Mordecai: HEY, HEY!
YO, SKIPS, MY MAN!
WE WENT ALL OUT ON THIS ONE.
>> Rigby: OH, YEAH.
AAGH!
CAN'T WE JUST DO IT SOME OTHER
DAY?
>> Skips: SORRY, FELLAS.
I'VE BEEN SAVING THIS FOR TODAY.
I HAVE SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT
TO DO THAT IF I CAN'T GET TO
BECAUSE YOU GUYS DIDN'T DO MY
CHORES, THE WHOLE WORLD COULD
COME TO AN END.
>> Rigby: [ GROANS ]
OKAY, WE'LL DO YOUR WORK!
>> Mordecai: YEAH, SKIPS.
WE GOT IT.
>> Skips: THANKS, GUYS.
HERE'S A LIST OF MY JOBS FOR THE
DAY.
>> Both: OH, WHAT?!
>> Rigby: SERIOUSLY?
>> Skips: BEST GIFT IN THE
WORLD.
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
>> Mordecai: [ GROANS ]
THIS IS BRUTAL.
>> Rigby: I KNOW.
I'M NOT DOING THAT.
>> Mordecai: WELL, DUDE, WE HAVE
TO.
DO YOU WANT THE WORLD TO COME TO
AN END?
>> Rigby: YEAH, RIGHT.
THAT'S JUST WHAT YOU SAY IF YOU
WANT SOMEBODY TO DO SOMETHING.
>> Mordecai: COME ON, DUDE.
LET'S JUST GET THIS OVER WITH.
>> Both: YEAH!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, THAT'S THE
FASTEST WE'VE EVER FINISHED
ANYTHING.
>> Rigby: [ Panting ] HEY, MAN,
WHEN WE'RE DONE, DO YOU WANT TO
GRAB SOME SODAS AND PLAY
"ALLEY FIGHT DUDES"?
>> Mordecai: [ Panting ] YEAH.
THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
THE ONLY THING WE HAVE LEFT TO
DO IS MOVE POPS' HARPSICHORD.
>> Rigby: NICE.
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT.
ONE, TWO, THREE.
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Rigby: [ GRUNTS ]
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
>> Rigby: [ Straining ] DUDE,
LET'S JUST CALL SKIPS.
>> Rigby: NO, MAN. COME ON.
WE CAN DO THIS.
GO, GO, GO, GO! GO! GO!
[ BOTH GRUNTING ]
[ PLONG! ]
[ THUD! ]
[ PLONG! ]
COME ON, RIGBY. KEEP PUSHING.
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Rigby: [ GRUNTS ]
>> Mordecai: [ GRUNTS ]
>> Rigby: [ GRUNTS ]
DUDE, IT'S STUCK.
I'M CALLING SKIPS.
>> Mordecai: NO!
WE MADE HIM A PROMISE.
WE ARE NOT CALLING SKIPS.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Benson: HEY, WHAT ARE YOU TWO
DOING?
I THOUGHT THAT WAS SKIPS' JOB.
>> Mordecai: WE WERE JUST --
>> Benson: YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DON'T CARE.
JUST GET IT OUT OF THERE.
IT'S A FIRE HAZARD.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, WE GOT TO
CALL SKIPS.
[ MEDITATION MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ TELEPHONE RINGING ]
[ BEEP ]
>> Skips: THIS IS SKIPS.
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
[ BEEP ]
>> Mordecai: Skips! Skips!
We need your help!
The harpsichord got stuck in
the doorway.
>> Rigby: Yeah, Skips.
It's stuck. You got to help us.
Benson said it was a fire
hazard.
>> Mordecai: Yeah, it's a fire
hazard.
Pick up the phone, Skips!
>> Both: [ Rapping ] * We know
you're home, Skips *
* Pick up the phone, Skips
* We know you're home, Skips
* Pick up the phone, Skips
>> Skips: ALL RIGHT!
[ BEEP ]
I'LL BE RIGHT OVER!
ALL RIGHT, WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO?
>> Mordecai: WE WERE TRYING TO
MOVE IT, AND IT GOT STUCK.
>> Skips: ALL RIGHT.
ON "THREE," I WANT YOU GUYS TO
PUSH.
I'M GONNA TRY AND PULL IT
THROUGH, ALL RIGHT?
ONE...TWO...THREE.
[ GRUNTING ]
>> Rigby: OH, IT'S STUCK ON THIS
THING.
[ PLONG! ]
>> Skips: GAAAAAH!
>> Rigby: MAN, I'M SORRY, SKIPS!
>> Skips: DOHH!
A-A-A-A-AGHHH!
>> Mordecai: SKIPS, ARE YOU ALL
RIGHT?
>> Skips: THIS IS BAD.
>> Rigby: ARE PINKIES SUPPOSED
TO BEND THAT WAY?
>> Mordecai: WELL, AT LEAST IT
WAS YOUR LAST CHORE FOR THE DAY.
>> Skips: NO!
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
[ EXPLOSION ]
[ ENGINE REVVING ]
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ FOOSH! ]
[ TWINKLE! ]
[ HORN HONKS ]
>> SKIPS!
SKIPS, THE TIME HAS COME ONCE
AGAIN FOR YOU TO FIGHT
KLORGBANE THE DESTROYER.
>> Mordecai: WAIT A MINUTE.
IS THAT WHAT YOU HAVE TO GO DO?
YOU GOT TO FIGHT SOMEBODY?
>> Rigby: YEAH, WHO'S KLORGBANE?
>> Mordecai: SKIPS, YOU CAN'T
FIGHT ANYBODY WITH YOUR HANDS
LIKE THAT.
>> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR
HANDS?
>> Skips: UH, NOTHING, GARY.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
I'M FINE.
>> ARE YOU SURE?
>> Skips: YEAH, I'M SURE.
COME ON, GARY.
LET'S GO.
[ TWINKLE! ]
[ ZAP! ]
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
>> Rigby: DUDE!
>> Mordecai: WE GOT TO MAKE SURE
HE'S OKAY.
COME ON!
>> Rigby: DUDE, WHERE'S THIS
THING GOING?
>> Mordecai: DO YOU REALLY HAVE
TO ASK?
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ ZAP! ]
[ TWINKLE! ]
[ ZAP! ]
>> GUARDIANS OF ETERNAL YOUTH, I
BRING YOU THE MIGHTY SKIPS.
>> SKIPS, ANOTHER 157-YEAR CYCLE
HAS PASSED.
THANK YOU FOR, ONCE AGAIN,
SAVING US BY FIGHTING THE DARK
ONE -- KLORGBANE THE DESTROYER.
BROTHERS, LET US UNLEASH THE
FISTS OF JUSTICE.
[ RATTLING ]
[ ZAP! ZAP! ]
[ CHAINS CLANKING ]
[ CHAINS RATTLING ]
[ CLANG! ]
[ BRIP! BRIP! BRIP! BRIP! ]
[ BRIP! BRIP! ]
>> Skips: AAAAAH!
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
GAAAAAAH!
>> Mordecai: SKIPS, WAIT!
>> Skips: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE?!
I TOLD YOU TO STAY AT THE PARK!
>> Mordecai: WE'RE HERE TO HELP.
>> Skips: WOULD YOU FORGET ABOUT
THE COUPON?
YOU CAN'T HELP ME WITH THIS.
NOW, GET OUT OF HERE!
[ WHOOSH! ]
>> KLORGBANE!
[ SIZZLE! ]
[ ALL GASP ]
>> HELLO, MY BROTHERS.
I HAVE RETURNED ONCE MORE TO
CLAIM MY RIGHTFUL PLACE ON THE
COUNCIL.
>> NEVER!
YOU'RE EVIL, KLORGBANE!
>> THEN AFTER I DEFEAT SKIPS, I
SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL!
>> YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT SKIPS,
KLORGBANE.
>> [ GROWLS ]
WE'LL JUST HAVE TO SEE ABOUT
THAT, WON'T WE?
[ CLATTER! CLATTER! CLATTER! ]
>> All: AAAAAH!
>> Skips: [ GRUNTS ]
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> Rigby: GET HIM, SKIPS!
>> [ GRUNTS ]
[ CRACK! ]
>> Skips: DAAAAAH!
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
WHAT'S THE MATTER, SKIPS?
FORGOT HOW TO USE THE
FISTS OF JUSTICE?
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Skips: [ GRUNTS ]
>> [ GRUNTS ]
RAAAH!
>> Skips: [ MOANS ]
>> WHY ISN'T HE FIGHTING?
>> I'VE WAITED MANY YEARS FOR
THIS MOMENT.
[ ENERGY CRACKLES ]
>> Skips: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> All: AAAAAAAAAH!
[ ENERGY CRACKLES ]
>> Skips: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Mordecai: SKIPS! NO!
LETUSE THE FISTS OF JUSTICE!
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO DO ALL OF
SKIPS' JOBS TODAY, ANYWAYS.
>> DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
NO MERE MORTAL IS CAPABLE OF
WIELDING THE AWESOME POWER OF
THE FISTS OF JUSTICE!
>> Mordecai: BUT IF WE DON'T,
THEN WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
>> NONSENSE!
BROTHERS, LET ME HANDLE THIS.
>> HELLO, ARCHIBALD.
>> KLORGBANE, YOUR REIGN OF
TERROR IS OVER.
I'M GONNA CRUSH YOU.
I'M GONNA MAKE YOU EAT THAT
DIAPER LIKE A GIANT DIAPER
SANDWICH!
AND AS SOON AS YOU FINISH THAT
DIAPER SANDWICH, I'M GONNA MAKE
YOU WEAR IT LIKE A CAPE!
[ CLINK! SQUISH! ]
[ CLONG! ]
[ THUD ]
>> GIVE HIM THE FISTS OF
JUSTICE.
[ ZAP! ]
>> Mordecai: [ Chuckling ] YOU
KNOW WHAT?
I THINK YOU GUYS WERE RIGHT.
I MEAN, NO MERE MORTAL CAN FIGHT
KLORG--
>> Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
WAAAAH!
>> Rigby: HOW DO YOU USE THESE
THINGS?!
>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW!
>> Skips: [ Weakly ] THEY HAVE
CONTROLS IN THEM...
LIKE THAT VIDEO GAME YOU GUYS
PLAY.
[ BEEP, BEEP ]
>> Mordecai: DUDE, IT'S JUST
LIKE "ALLEY FIGHT DUDES."
>> Rigby: YEAH, IT IS.
>> Mordecai: PRESS START ON
"THREE."
READY?
ONE...
>> Both: TWO...
THREE!
[ BEEP, BEEP ]
[ CLANG! ]
[ WHAP! ]
>> Mordecai: LET'S CROSS THIS
CHORE OFF THE LIST.
[ CLANK! CLANG! ]
>> [ MOANS ]
[ WHAP! WHAP! ]
[ WHAP! ]
>> YE-E-E-AH!
>> GO! GO! GO!
>> Skips: [ Weakly ] GO-O-O.
>> [ GRUNTS ]
[ POWERING UP ]
[ ENERGY CRACKLES ]
>> Skips: WATCH OUT!
>> Mordecai: RIGBY! COVER ME!
[ BEEP, BEEP ]
[ WHOOSH! ]
[ WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! ]
[ WHAP! ]
[ WHAP! WHAP! ]
[ WHAP! ]
>> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
I'LL BE BA-A-A-A-A-A-CK!
>> Mordecai: KLORGBANE, HUH?
MORE LIKE "KLORG-LAME."
>> Both: WH-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OA!
>> THANK YOU FOR SAVING US FROM
THE WRATH OF KLORGBANE.
>> Rigby: NO PROBLEM.
>> HOW CAN WE REPAY YOU?
ETERNAL LIFE?
SUPREME KNOWLEDGE OF THE
UNIVERSE?
JUST SAY THE WORD, AND IT'S
YOURS.
>> Skips: THANKS AGAIN FOR DOING
THIS, GUYS.
>> YOU ARE VERY WELCOME, SKIPS.
>> YOU'RE WELCOME, SKIPS.
>> Skips: BEST GIFT IN THE
WORLD.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, I GOT THEM!
TICKETS TO A FREE SCREENING OF
"LOVE BOT 2."
>> Rigby: AH, SWEET!
THE FIRST ONE WAS SO LAME!
[ Monotone ] I AM A ROBOT.
I CANNOT LOVE.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ Normal voice ] COME ON.
CALL MARGARET AND EILEEN.
WE CAN ALL GO AND MAKE FUN OF
IT.
>> Mordecai: UH, ACTUALLY, I
ONLY GOT TWO TICKETS.
I'M GONNA ASK MARGARET TO GO.
>> Rigby: AW, WHAT?!
BUT WE DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER.
>> Mordecai: EXACTLY.
MARGARET AND I WILL NEVER BE
MORE THAN JUST FRIENDS WITH YOU
GUYS TAGGING ALONG.
IT'S TIME TO TAKE THIS TO THE
NEXT LEVEL.
>> Rigby: ALL RIGHT, MAN.
DO YOUR THING.
>> Mordecai: [ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
OKAY. GOT TO DO IT.
JUST GOT TO DO IT.
YOU GOT THIS.
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
[ GASPS ]
>> Margaret: [ GASPS ]
YES, DUDE. YES.
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ SAD MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
>> Rigby: DUDE.
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
MORDECAI.
>> Mordecai: OHHHHHH...
>> Rigby: I KNOW IT MUST HURT,
MAN, BUT YOU'VE BEEN LISTENING
TO THAT SONG ON REPEAT FOR LIKE
FIVE DAYS NOW.
HELLO?
HEY, BUDDY.
SO, I WAS THINKING --
COME ON, MAN!
[ TOILET FLUSHES ]
DUDE, COME ON.
>> Mordecai: [ SIGHS ] WHAT?
>> Rigby: I'M SICK OF SEEING YOU
LIKE THIS, MAN -- ALL SAD AND
JUNK.
YOU SMELL LIKE SOMETHING DIED.
>> Mordecai: SOMETHING DID
DIE -- INSIDE OF ME.
MY HEART.
>> Rigby: FORGET THAT.
YOU DON'T NEED A HEART.
>> Mordecai: YOU DON'T GET IT,
MAN!
THE LOVE OF MY LIFE IS GETTING
MARRIED TO SOME OTHER DUDE!
DO YOU KNOW HOW THAT FEELS?
>> Rigby: SHE'S ENGAGED.
SO WHAT?
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU GUYS ARE EVEN
DATING.
>> Mordecai: [ GROWLS ]
>> Rigby: I'M SORRY, OKAY?
BUT LISTEN -- I HAVE THE PERFECT
SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
COUPLE CORRAL?
"WHERE FINDIN' PARDNERS IS A
FINE HOWDY-DO"?
DUDE, I'M NOT GONNA START
INTERNET DATING.
I JUST WANT TO BE ALONE RIGHT
NOW.
BESIDES, THAT SITE'S FOR, LIKE,
COWBOYS OR SOMETHING.
>> Rigby: WELL, I GUESS YOU'RE A
COWBOY, THEN, 'CAUSE I SIGNED
YOU UP!
>> Mordecai: WHAT?!
>> Rigby: NAH, IT'S COOL, MAN.
IT'S LEGIT.
LOOK. CHECK OUT YOUR PROFILE.
[ BEEP ]
>> Mordecai: "MORDECOOL"?
"LIKES VIDEO GAMES, GOOFING OFF,
AND GRILLED CHEESE"?
DUDE, YOU MADE ME SOUND LIKE A
DORK!
>> Rigby: HEY, ALL THAT STUFF'S
TRUE, MAN.
DON'T PUT THAT ON ME.
>> Mordecai: UGH!
WHATEVER, MAN.
I'M NOT HAVING ANYTHING TO DO
WITH THIS.
>> Rigby: COME ON!
LOOK -- 10 GIRLS ALREADY
RESPONDED.
[ GUNSHOT ]
>> YEEHAW!
>> Rigby: 11!
>> Mordecai: NAH.
I'LL GET OUT OF MY ROOM AND
TAKE A SHOWER, BUT DATES WITH
RANDOM STRANGERS?
>> Rigby: COME ON, MAN.
IT MIGHT MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
LOOK, IF YOU CAN'T DO IT FOR
YOURSELF, DO IT FOR ME, MAN.
YOU'RE BUMMING ME OUT.
[ GUNSHOT ]
>> YEEHAW!
>> Rigby: 12.
>> Mordecai: UGGGH!
>> OKAY, SO, I JUST HAVE TO SAY
I USUALLY DON'T DO THIS SORT OF
THING.
>> Mordecai: OH, YEAH?
>> YEAH.
I NEVER EAT OUT LIKE THIS.
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT
FANCY RESTAURANTS.
>> Mordecai: UM...YEAH.
>> OH, SO YOU AGREE THAT WOMEN
ARE MISREPRESENTED IN MOST FORMS
OF POPULAR MEDIA?
>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW.
I GUESS.
>> WELL, WHICH IS IT?
>> YOU THINK THIS IS GOING WELL,
OR YOU HATE ME?
>> Mordecai: BOTH?
>> YEAH. WE BOTH SPLIT IT.
I GOT THE SALAD, ATE SOME OF
YOUR FRIES.
[ CLUNK! ]
>> ARE YOU MORDECAI?
>> Mordecai: YEAH. CLOUDY J?
>> [ LAUGHS ]
THAT'S JUST MY SCREEN NAME.
YOU CAN JUST CALL ME C.J.
SORRY I'M LATE.
I GOT HELD UP AT WORK.
>> Mordecai: OH, YEAH?
>> I WISH I COULD QUIT AND JUST
WATCH TV ALL DAY OR SOMETHING,
YOU KNOW?
>> Mordecai: UH-HUH.
>> UH...
SO, WHAT'S IT LIKE WORKING AT
THE PARK?
>> Mordecai: IT'S FINE.
>> ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S THE DEAL?
I CAN TELL YOU'RE NOT INTO THIS.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
NO.
>> DUDE, JUST BE REAL WITH ME.
>> Mordecai: YOU'RE RIGHT.
MY FRIEND TALKED ME INTO COMING
HERE.
I'VE BEEN DEPRESSED AND JUST
NEEDED TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE.
SORRY.
I'M SURE YOU'RE A COOL GIRL AND
ALL, BUT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN
DATING ANYONE RIGHT NOW.
>> THAT'S COOL.
>> Mordecai: REALLY?
>> YEAH.
WE CAN JUST TRY BEING FRIENDS.
MAYBE I CAN CHEER YOU UP.
>> Mordecai: UH...
>> [ LAUGHS ] COME ON.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
>> Mordecai: YOU'RE DOING IT!
YOU'RE GONNA BEAT THE HIGH
SCORE!
[ EXPLOSION, BEEP ]
WOW.
I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE BEAT THIS
GAME BEFORE.
>> YEAH.
I'M KIND OF AN OLD PRO AT THIS.
HA!
>> Mordecai: HUH!
WH-O-O-O-O-OA!
TIED GAME! TIED GAME!
>> WH-O-O-O-O-OA!
>> Mordecai: CHEAP SHOT!
CHEAP SHOT!
NO, NO.
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY.
THE ORIGINAL "ZOMBIE DESTINY"
MOVIE IS WAY BETTER THAN THE
REMAKE.
>> QUIT TALKING WITH YOUR MOUTH
FULL, "MORDECOOL."
>> Mordecai: [ LAUGHS ]
WAIT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
MY MOUTH'S OPEN?
I HAD NO IDEA.
IS IT STILL OPEN?
>> OH, GROSS!
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
[ UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Mordecai: YEAH, SO HIS HEAD
JUST EXPLODED.
JUST BLAM!
>> [ Chuckling ] MAN.
OH, YOU GUYS HAVE THE WORST LUCK
OR SOMETHING.
>> Mordecai: I KNOW.
[ CHUCKLES ]
OH, I ALMOST FORGOT.
SO, I HAVE THESE TWO TICKETS TO
SEE "LOVE BOT 2" TOMORR--
>> YES.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
>> YEAH.
I'D LOVE TO GO TO THE MOVIES
WITH YOU.
>> Mordecai: OH. [ CHUCKLES ]
YEAH, GREAT.
I DIDN'T WANT THEM TO GO TO
WASTE.
I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD
IT'LL BE, BUT --
>> ARE YOU KIDDING?!
[ Monotone ] HOLD ME SO I CAN
LEARN TO LOVE.
HOLD ME.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
[ Normal voice ] CLASSIC!
I CAN'T WAIT.
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT.
SO, TOMORROW NIGHT?
>> COOL. SEE YOU THEN.
>> Mordecai: LATER, C.J.
[ GASPS ]
>> Margaret: MORDECAI. HEY.
>> Mordecai: UH...HEY, MARGARET.
>> Margaret: WHERE HAVE YOU
BEEN?
IT FEELS LIKE I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
IN FOREVER.
>> Mordecai: OH, YOU KNOW --
AROUND.
>> Margaret: OH.
WELL, I HOPE YOU'RE NOT GETTING
YOUR COFFEE SOMEPLACE ELSE.
>> Mordecai: [ LAUGHS ] NO WAY.
YOU GUYS WOULD GO OUT OF
BUSINESS WITHOUT ME.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Margaret: OH, I SHOULD
INTRODUCE YOU TO MY --
>> Mordecai: NO!
UH, SORRY.
I JUST -- I'M KIND OF IN A
HURRY.
>> Margaret: OH. OKAY.
>> Mordecai: CATCH YOU LATER!
>> Margaret: LATER!
[ SAD MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Rigby: DUDE, COME ON!
YOU WERE DOING SO WELL.
MORDECAI!
>> Benson: UGH.
IS HE STILL CRYING ABOUT THE
COFFEE GIRL?
IF I HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS SONG
ONE MORE TIME...
MORDECAI!
THIS IS YOUR BOSS.
OPEN UP.
>> Mordecai: I'M TAKING A
MENTAL-HEALTH DAY.
>> Benson: YOU DON'T HAVE THE
RIGHT TO BE SAD.
YOU NEVER EVEN HAD THE GUTS TO
TELL MARGARET HOW YOU FEEL.
LISTEN, IF YOU LEAVE THINGS THE
WAY THEY ARE NOW, YOU'LL REGRET
IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.
TELLING HER MIGHT NOT CHANGE
ANYTHING, BUT AT LEAST YOU'LL
HAVE CLOSURE.
>> Skips: YOU SHOULD JUST TELL
MARGARET HOW YOU FEEL.
>> Mordecai: YOU'RE RIGHT.
THANKS, SKIPS.
>> Benson: WHAT?!
UGH!
WHATEVER.
JUST TURN OFF THAT MUSIC.
>> Rigby: ALL RIGHT, SO, YOU
READY?
>> Mordecai: [ SIGHS ]
I GUESS.
>> Rigby: DON'T WORRY, MAN.
I'LL BE THERE, READY TO CALL THE
AMBULANCE IF YOU PASS OUT OR
START FREAKING OUT OR SOMETHING.
>> Mordecai: THANKS, MAN.
>> YEAH, AND THEN HE ASKED ME TO
THE MOVIES.
IT WAS KIND OF AWKWARD BUT CUTE,
YOU KNOW?
[ LAUGHTER ]
OH, MY GOSH! THERE HE IS!
THAT'S HIM!
>> Both: OOH!
>> I'M GONNA GO SAY HI REAL
QUICK.
>> Mordecai: MARGARET.
>> Margaret: HEY, GUYS.
GOOD TIMING.
>> Mordecai: MARGARET, LISTEN,
THERE'S SOMETHING I'VE BEEN
MEANING TO TELL YOU FOR A LONG
TIME.
>> Margaret: SURE, BUT CAN IT
WAIT A SEC?
THERE'S SOMEONE I WANT YOU GUYS
TO MEET.
GUYS, THIS IS MY COUSIN JOHN.
>> Both: COUSIN?!
>> Margaret: YEAH, HE FINALLY
GOT A NEW LEG TODAY.
CHECK IT OUT.
>> NOT BAD, RIGHT?
NO MORE KNEELING ON ONE KNEE FOR
ME ANYMORE.
>> Rigby: COOL!
>> Margaret: ISN'T IT GREAT?
>> MARGARET SCREAMED SO LOUD
WHEN I TOLD HER.
SHE WAS ALL, "YES, DUDE! YES!"
>> Margaret: OH, GEEZ.
DID I REALLY SAY THAT?
>> Mordecai: OHHHH!
>> Rigby: OHHH!
>> Mordecai: THAT'S GREAT, MAN.
THAT'S REALLY GREAT.
>> Rigby: DIDN'T YOU HAVE
SOMETHING TO SAY, MORDECAI?
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
OH!
UH...DO YOU WANT TO SEE
"LOVE BOT 2" WITH ME TONIGHT?
I'VE GOT A PAIR OF TICKETS.
>> Margaret: TONIGHT?
YEAH, SURE. I'D LOVE TO.
>> Mordecai: GREAT.
IT'S A DATE, THEN.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Rigby: OH, HEY.
WHAT'S UP, C.J.?
>> MORDECAI, WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
>> AREN'T YOU TAKING ME TO THAT
MOVIE?
>> Mordecai: UH...WHAT?
EHHH...SHOOT.
UH...
>> Margaret: MORDECAI, WHAT IS
SHE TALKING ABOUT?
>> Mordecai: UM, WAIT. HOLD ON.
>> Rigby: OH, NO.
>> Mordecai: UH...
WE CAN WORK THIS OUT.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WORK THIS
OUT"?!
>> Margaret: WAIT.
MORDECAI, ARE YOU DATING THIS
GIRL?
>> Mordecai: NO. NO, NO, NO.
WE'RE JUST FRIENDS.
JUST FRIENDS.
>> JUST FRIENDS?
HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
BUT -- BUT IT'S TRUE.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
THIS --
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]
UGH! SO TYPICAL!
I THOUGHT I MET A NICE GUY, BUT
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!
>> Mordecai: WAIT! C.J.!
>> ARE YOU JUST PLAYING SOME
KIND OF GAME?
IS THIS A GAME TO YOU?!
>> Mordecai: WHAT? NO!
>> HOW MANY OTHER GIRLS DID YOU
INVITE TO THIS MOVIE?!
>> Mordecai: I ONLY HAVE TWO
TICKETS!
>> AAAAAAAAAAH!
[ WIND HOWLS ]
>> Mordecai: C.J., CALM DOWN!
I THOUGHT WE HAD AN
UNDERSTANDING!
>> AN UNDERSTANDING?!
UGH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Rigby: DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING?!
YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE!
SAY SOMETHING GENUINE!
>> Mordecai: WHOA!
OKAY, I MESSED UP!
I FORGOT I ASKED YOU TO THE SAME
MOVIE, BUT I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE
THAT.
I TOLD YOU WHEN WE MET I WASN'T
INTERESTED IN DATING.
>> BUT I THOUGHT YOU WERE
STARTING TO LIKE ME.
>> Mordecai: I DO LIKE YOU.
YOU'RE A REALLY AWESOME FRIEND.
>> HUNH!
>> Mordecai: AAAH!
>> UGGGH!
>> Mordecai: LOOK, I KNOW IT
HURTS TO HAVE FEELINGS FOR
SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T FEEL THE
SAME.
I'VE BEEN THERE.
MAYBE I CAN'T BE THE ONE TO
CHEER YOU UP, BUT FOR WHAT IT'S
WORTH, I'M SORRY.
UNH!
OHHH...
>> OKAY. I GET IT.
BUT YOU SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST
TOLD ME THERE WAS SOMEONE ELSE.
>> Mordecai: YOU'RE RIGHT.
I SHOULD HAVE BEEN HONEST.
CAN'T WE STILL BE FRIENDS?
>> NO.
I JUST DON'T THINK I CAN BE
FRIENDS WITH YOU RIGHT NOW.
GOODBYE, MORDECAI.
>> Mordecai: [ SIGHS ]
>> Margaret: [ COUGHS ]
>> Mordecai: MARGARET.
ARE YOU OKAY?
>> Margaret: SO, I GUESS YOU'RE
A BIG HEARTBREAKER NOW, HUH?
>> Mordecai: WHAT? NO.
IT WAS JUST -- JUST A
MISUNDERSTANDING.
>> Margaret: NO, IT'S GOOD.
IT'S GOOD THAT YOU'RE DATING.
>> Mordecai: LOOK, WE WEREN'T
REALLY DATING.
WAIT. ARE YOU JEALOUS?
>> Margaret: WHAT?
>> Mordecai: YOU ARE, AREN'T
YOU?
>> Margaret: UH, I -- I
DON'T -- I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
>> Mordecai: IT'S OKAY IF YOU'RE
A LITTLE JEALOUS.
[ CHUCKLES ]
WAIT.
ARE WE STILL GOING TO THE MOVIE?
[ SIGHS ]
YOU WANT TO GO TO THE MOVIE?
>> Rigby: NAH, I'M OVER IT.
>> Mordecai: AW, WHAT?!
BUT WHO AM I GONNA GO WITH?
>> [ Monotone ] LOVE IS HIGHLY
ILLOGICAL.
LOVE ME. LOVE ME...
>> [ LAUGHS ]
[ MUNCHING ]
>> Mordecai: [ SIGHS ]