[ BLUES MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
>> Pops: HELLO.
YOU'VE REACHED THE PARK.
LEAVE A MESSAGE AT THE SOUND OF
THE BEEP, AND WE'LL GET BACK TO
YOU AS SOON AS WE CAN.
[ BEEP ]
>> Margaret: Hey, Mordecai.
It's Margaret.
I just was calling to say that
we had a really great time last
night.
You guys are really good at
throwing pizza parties.
>> Tell them that Rigby was
really funny as the Pizza King.
>> Margaret: Oh, and Eileen
Wanted me to ask you to tell
Rigby that he was really funny
as the Pizza King.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
>> Both: SO STUPID.
>> Margaret: Well, see you
later.
[ Dial tone ]
>> Mordecai: OH, DUDE.
WAKE UP, DUDE. WE'RE LATE.
>> Rigby: HUH?
>> Mordecai: DUDE, COME ON.
WE GOT TO CLEAN THIS PLACE UP.
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO MEET BENSON
AT THE PADDLEBOATS TWO HOURS
AGO.
>> Rigby: BUT I SET AN ALARM.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, BUT FOR
6:00 P.M. INSTEAD OF 6:00 A.M.,
YOU IDIOT.
>> Rigby: AW, MAN!
PIZZA KING NOT HAPPY!
>> Mordecai: DON'T FORGET THE
WATER.
>> Rigby: [ Mockingly ] DON'T
FORGET THE WATER.
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
>> Mordecai: LET'S GO.
>> Rigby: DUDE, WE'RE GETTING
PRETTY GOOD AT THROWING PIZZA
PARTIES.
>> Mordecai: UH, YEAH, BUT
THAT'S NOT A GOOD THING.
WE'RE LATE FOR WORK.
>> Rigby: DON'T WORRY.
BENSON WILL JUST YELL AT US, AND
THEN WE CAN GO BACK TO WORK.
>> Mordecai: NORMALLY, I'D BE
ALL "EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE
AFTER BENSON YELLS AT US," BUT
WE'VE BEEN LATE FOR OUR PAST
FIVE JOBS, AND I THINK HE'S
STARTING TO GET SICK OF IT.
>> Rigby: OH, YEAH.
MAYBE HE WON'T BE THERE YET, AND
WE CAN CLEAN THE BOATS BEFORE HE
FINDS OUT.
>> Mordecai: [ GASPS ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
DUDE, WHO IS BENSON TALKING TO?
>> Benson: ALL RIGHT, CHAD AND
JEREMY.
SO, I JUST NEED YOU TO CLEAN ALL
THE PADDLEBOATS AND CHECK TO
MAKE SURE THAT THEY'RE ALL IN
WORKING ORDER.
OH, AND I'M GONNA NEED THAT DONE
BY THE END OF THE DAY.
>> NOT A PROBLEM.
>> Benson: WELL, NO, IT IS YOUR
PROBLEM, BECAUSE --
WAIT -- DID YOU JUST SAY, "NOT A
PROBLEM"?
>> YEAH.
DOESN'T SEEM LIKE THAT HARD OF A
JOB.
I'M SENDING YOU A BOAT-CLEANING
SCHEDULE.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> GOT IT?
>> YEAH, I GOT IT.
>> ARE YOU SURE?
>> YEAH.
I'M SENDING YOU A CONFIRMATION
E-MAIL THAT I GOT IT.
DID YOU GET IT?
>> YEAH, I JUST GOT IT.
>> ALL RIGHT. WE'RE GOOD.
WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO FINISH
THESE BOATS BY THIS AFTERNOON.
>> Benson: [ LAUGHS ]
>> I'M SORRY.
ARE WE MISSING SOMETHING?
>> Benson: OH, NO. IT'S NOT YOU.
I'M JUST NOT USED TO HEARING
EMPLOYEES TALK LIKE THAT.
>> SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED NEW
EMPLOYEES.
>> Benson: [ LAUGHS ]
YES.
IT DOE SOUND LIKE I NEED NEW
EMPLOYEES, DOESN'T IT?
AND THAT'S WHERE YOU COME IN.
I THINK THERE MIGHT BE TWO
POSITIONS OPENING UP REAL SOON,
AND IF YOU GUYS CAN FINISH THESE
BOATS BY 5:00, THOSE TWO
POSITIONS WILL DEFINITELY BE
OPENING UP.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, BENSON'S
TOTALLY GONNA FIRE US!
>> Rigby: WHAT DO WE DO?
>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW, BUT
WE GOT TO FIGURE SOMETHING OUT
QUICK.
COME ON. LET'S GO.
>> Rigby: OH!
HEY...BENSON.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, HEY, BENSON.
WE'RE SORRY WE'RE LATE.
IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
>> Benson: [ LAUGHS ]
YEAH, I'M SURE IT WON'T.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, FELLAS.
EVERYBODY MAKES MISTAKES, AND
THEN THOSE PEOPLE END UP HAVING
TO PA FOR THOSE MISTAKES.
>> Mordecai: UH...WELL...
WE CAN START CLEANING THE BOATS.
>> Benson: NO, NO.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE BOATS.
CHAD AND JEREMY HAVE IT UNDER
CONTROL.
>> Rigby: BUT CLEANING THE BOATS
WAS O JOB.
>> YEAH, IT WAS, WASN'T IT?
WELL, THAT SHIP HAS SAILED.
BUT LOOK, IT'S OKAY.
ONCE CHAD AND JEREMY FINISH UP,
I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHAT YOU CAN
DO NEXT.
>> Mordecai: DO YOU JUST WANT TO
TELL US NOW SO WE CAN GET
STARTED?
>> Benson: NO, NO.
I NEED TO GET A CAMERA BEFORE I
TELL YOU, BECAUSE I WANT TO TAKE
A PICTURE OF YOUR FACES RIGHT
WHEN I TELL YOU.
I REALLY DON'T WANT TO FORGET
THE LOOK ON YOUR FACES WHEN I
TELL YOU.
SEE YOU LATER, GUYS.
[ WHISTLING ]
>> Mordecai: DUDE, HE'S TOTALLY
GONNA GIVE OUR JOBS AWAY.
>> Rigby: UGH!
I DON'T WANT TO LOSE MY JOB.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
>> Mordecai: THE ONLY THING WE
CAN DO.
WE JUST HAVE TO FIGURE OUT A WAY
TO STOP THOSE GUYS FROM DOING A
GOOD JOB.
THAT WAY, BENSON WON'T WANT TO
HIRE THEM.
>> Rigby: ALL RIGHT.
WHAT'S THE PLAN?
>> Mordecai: REMEMBER
"TWO-HEADED DINOSAUR vs.
ROBO BIGFOOT"?
>> Rigby: ROBO? OH.
OHHHHH!
DUDE, THEY'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO
FINISH THOSE BOATS.
>> Mordecai: [ CHUCKLES ]
NO, THEY WILL NOT.
HEY, GUYS. HOW YOU DOING?
I'M MORDECAI, AND THIS IS RIGBY.
>> JEREMY. NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> CHAD. IT'S A PLEASURE.
>> Mordecai: BOAT CLEANING'S A
PAIN, HUH?
>> NAH, NOT REALLY.
>> Mordecai: UH...RIGBY HAS A
QUESTION FOR YOU.
>> Rigby: YOU BOTH HAVE TO
ANSWER.
WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT?
A TWO-HEADED DINOSAUR OR A
ROBOTIC BIGFOOT?
>> Both: ROBOTIC BIGFOOT.
>> Rigby: REALLY?
>> Mordecai: [ SCOFFS ]
>> Rigby: ONE OF YOU WOULDN'T
HAVE THE OPPOSITE OPINION AND
START ARGUING ABOUT IT FOR THREE
DAYS?
>> Both: NOPE. ROBOTIC BIGFOOT.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?!
BUT SASQUATCH IS NOT A KILLER.
>> MAYBE, BUT HE'D DEFINITELY
WIN IN A FIGHT WITH A DINOSAUR.
>> Mordecai: A TWO-HEADED
DINOSAUR?
>> TWO-HEADED OR NOT.
>> Mordecai: BUT THE DINOSAUR
WOULD BE TWICE THE SIZE AND MADE
FOR FIGHTING.
BIGFOOT DOESN'T HAVE THE KILLER
INSTINCT.
>> THREE WORDS, DUDE --
PEA-SIZED BRAIN.
>> Mordecai: WHAT? UGH!
DUDE, WE GOT TO STEP UP OUR
GAME.
THEY ALREADY CLEANED HALF THE
BOATS.
IT'D BE A SHAME IF SOMETHING BAD
HAPPENED AND THE BOATS GOT ALL
DIRTY AGAIN.
>> Rigby: YES, IT WOULD.
>> Both: HMM-HMM-HMM-HMM-HMM!
>> Mordecai: HEY, GUYS.
COULD YOU GIVE US A HAND WITH
THESE BAGS?
[ ALL GRUNTING ]
>> WAIT.
WHY ARE WE PUTTING BAGS OF
COMPOST ON THE PADDLEBOATS?
[ BAG RIPS ]
AW, MAN!
WE JUST FINISHED CLEANING THIS
ONE!
>> Rigby: OOPS.
>> YOU RIPPED THE BAG ON
PURPOSE!
>> Rigby: NO, WE DIDN'T.
IT WAS ALREADY LIKE THAT.
>> THEN WHAT'S THAT KNIFE DOING
IN YOUR HAND?
>> Rigby: UH, THAT WAS ALREADY
THERE.
>> WAIT -- ARE YOU GUYS
DELIBERATELY TRYING TO SABOTAGE
US?
>> Rigby: WHAT? NO.
>> Mordecai: WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
>> OH, OKAY. THAT'S IT.
GET THIS BAG OUT OF HERE.
LET GO OF THE BAG!
>> Rigby: NO, YOU LET GO!
>> LET GO!
>> AW, MAN! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
>> Rigby: WE DIDN'T DROP IT.
YOU GUYS DROPPED IT.
>> GET LOST.
>> Mordecai: WHY SHOULD WE GET
LOST?
WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
IF ANYONE SHOULD GET LOST, IT
SHOULD PROBABLY BE YOU.
>> I SAID, "GET LOST!"
>> Mordecai: WHOA! WHOA!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> I JUST SHOVED YOU.
NOW GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE THIS
HAND TURNS INTO A FIST AND I USE
IT TO PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.
>> Mordecai: UH, LET'S GO,
RIGBY.
>> Rigby: DUDE, WHAT WAS THAT
ALL ABOUT?
>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT THEM.
I JUST WANT THEM TO LEAVE.
>> Rigby: WELL, WE CAN'T SHOW UP
THERE WITH MORE COMPOST.
NO.
I THINK THERE'S ONLY ONE THING
LEFT WE CAN DO TO GET THEM TO
STOP CLEANING THOSE BOATS.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
>> Rigby: PIZZA PARTY.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, YOU'RE A
GENIUS.
ALL RIGHT, THE PIZZAS ARE ON
THEIR WAY.
DID YOU INVITE EVERYONE?
>> Rigby: YEAH.
I'M GOING THROUGH, MAKING SURE
TO INVITE THE COOLEST PEOPLE.
>> Mordecai: RIGBY, WE DON'T
HAVE TIME FOR THAT.
INVITE EVERYBODY.
>> Rigby: EVERYBODY?
>> Mordecai: DUDE, THIS IS OUR
LAST CHANCE.
IF THIS PARTY ISN'T CRAZY ENOUGH
TO STOP THOSE GUYS FROM
FINISHING THOSE BOATS, THEN
WE'RE TOTALLY GONNA GET FIRED.
>> Rigby: GOOD POINT.
[ CLICK ]
I HOPE THIS WORKS.
[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYING ]
[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ]
DUDE, THEY DON'T STAND A CHANCE.
>> Mordecai: YE-AH, THEY DON'T!
>> Both: HMM-HMM-HMM-HMM-HMM!
[ CROWD CHEERING ]
>> Rigby: DUDE, IT'S NOT
WORKING.
>> Mordecai: DON'T WORRY.
THEY'RE NOT GONNA BE ABLE TO
RESIST THIS PARTY IN THREE, TWO,
ONE.
[ HORN HONKS ]
>> YO.
DID ANYBODY ORDER SOME PIZZAS?
[ CROWD CHEERS ]
>> PIZZA!
>> YEAH, MAN.
>> PIZZA!
>> GIVE ME SOME OF THAT SAUSAGE.
>> WHOO-HOO!
>> YES!
>> Both: YE-AH!
>> Mordecai: CRANK IT.
[ VOLUME INCREASES ]
>> [ ROARS ]
PIZZA PARTY UP IN HERE!
ALL RIGHT!
>> GET OFF OF THAT.
WE JUST CLEANED IT.
>> [ LAUGHS ]
ANYWAY, AS I WAS SAYING...
>> WHOO-HOO!
>> HEY! KNOCK IT OFF!
WE JUST CLEANED THOSE.
>> CHILL OUT AND HAVE A SLICE OF
PIZZA, NARC.
THIS IS A PARTY.
WHOO!
>> THAT'S IT.
DUDE, END THIS PARTY NOW.
WE'RE TRYING TO WORK!
>> Mordecai: AND WE'RE TRYING TO
KEEP OUR JOBS.
>> WHAT, BY THROWING SOME LAME
PIZZA PARTY?
>> DID YOU HEAR THAT, BRO?
IT SOUNDS LIKE HE DOESN'T LIKE
YOUR PARTY.
ARE YOU GONNA TAKE THAT FROM
HIM?
>> Mordecai: NO.
>> AWESOME.
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
FIGHT!
>> Muscle Man: WHOO!
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> HEY, WANT TO SEE MY PHONE?
>> Benson: ALL RIGHT!
THAT'S ENOUGH!
>> Mordecai: [ GASPS ]
>> Rigby: [ GRUNTS ]
>> Both: HMM-HMM-HMM-HMM-HMM!
>> Benson: THIS PARTY'S OVER!
THAT'S RIGHT! BEAT IT!
I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANY OF YOUR
FACES HERE EVER AGAIN!
AH. NOT YOU TWO.
MORDECAI AND RIGBY, YOU CAN GET
OUT BECAUSE YOU'RE FIRED!
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
>> Rigby: BUT YOU WERE GOING TO
GIVE OUR JOBS AWAY!
>> Mordecai: WE HAD TO DO
SOMETHING TO STOP THEM FROM
FINISHING THE BOATS.
>> Benson: YEAH, AND A LOT OF
GOOD THAT DID YOU!
NOW GET LOST!
YOU'RE FIRED, REMEMBER?!
>> Rigby: BUT, BENSON --
>> Benson: LEAVE! NOW!
>> Rigby: BUT --
>> Benson: NOW! NOW! NOW!
LEAVE NOW!
[ HUFFING ]
[ SIGHS ]
HEY, CHAD AND JEREMY, LOOKS LIKE
THOSE POSITIONS OPENED UP, SO
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A JOB AT THE
PARK?
>> [ Scoffing ] YEAH, RIGHT.
WE DIDN'T GET DEGREES AT THE
INSTITUTE OF TECHNICAL
TECHNOLOGY TO WORK AT SOME
CRAZY JOB LIKE THIS.
>> GOOD LUCK FINDING TWO SUCKERS
DUMB ENOUGH TO TAKE THIS JOB.
[ BEEPING ]
>> Benson: CHAD! JEREMY! WAIT!
BUT...I...
>> Mordecai: SO-O-O, BENSON, NOT
SURE IF YOU'RE LOOKING, BUT WE
KNOW A COUPLE OF DUMB SUCKERS
WHO ARE REAL GOOD AT CLEANING UP
PIZZA PARTIES.
>> Rigby: REAL GOOD.
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> FAME.
FORTUNE.
ULTIMATE POWER.
[ CHEERING ]
TODAY ON "BEHIND THE BANDS," WE
GIVE YOU AN INSIDE LOOK AT ONE
OF THE GREATEST BANDS THE WORLD
HAS EVER KNOWN.
THEY ARE...
[ CHEERING ]
...BARRACUDA DEATHWISH!
>> Rigby: AWESOME!
>> I'M HERE WITH MUSICAL
MASTERMINDS CRASH, HAWK DANIELS,
AND, THE BRAINS BEHIND THE BAND,
THE URGE.
YOU GUYS ARE AT THE TOP OF YOUR
GAME RIGHT NOW.
WHAT'S THE SECRET TO YOUR
SUCCESS?
>> TWO WORDS -- NAME CHANGE.
I LOVE ME MOM AND ALL, BUT THE
NAME SHE GAVE ME ORIGINALLY --
NOT SO AWESOME.
SO I CHANGED MY NAME TO
THE URGE.
JUST ROLLS OFF THE TONGUE
BETTER.
>> FASCINATING.
HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH IT?
>> I JUST PICKED TWO WORDS AT
RANDOM AND PUT THEM TOGETHER.
I PICKED "THE" AND "URGE."
THE URGE.
ONCE I DID THAT...
* I BECAME THE COOLEST PERSON IN
THE WORLD! *
>> Rigby: OH, COOL!
I WANT TO CHANGE MY NAME TO TWO
COMPLETELY RANDOM WORDS.
BUT WHAT WORDS SHOULD I PICK?
HMM...
HMM!
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
MORDECAI! MORDECAI!
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF I CHANGED
MY NAME TO...
TRASH BOAT!
>> Mordecai: I'D SAY YOU'RE A
TOTAL LOSER.
>> Rigby: YOU WOULDN'T SAY IT
WAS COOL?
>> Mordecai: NOT IF YOU'RE
CHANGING YOUR NAME TO
TRASH BOAT.
WAIT, YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY
CONSIDERING CHANGING YOUR NAME
TO TRASH BOAT, ARE YOU?
>> Rigby: WHAT? NO.
I WAS JUST JOKING.
>> Mordecai: THEN WHAT ARE YOU
HIDING BEHIND YOUR BACK?
>> Rigby: NOTHING.
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Mordecai: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Rigby: NO!
>> Mordecai: CERTIFICATE OF NAME
CHANGE?
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU ACTUALLY DID IT?
>> Rigby: GIVE ME THAT!
>> Mordecai: OH, MAN, WAIT TILL
EVERYONE HEARS ABOUT THIS!
HEY, EVERYBODY, RIGBY LEGALLY
CHANGED HIS NAME TO TRASH BOAT!
>> Rigby: NO! WAIT!
I GOT TO CHANGE MY NAME BACK TO
RIGBY.
>> HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
>> Rigby: I'D LIKE TO CHANGE MY
NAME BACK.
>> THAT'LL BE $50.
>> Rigby: BUT I DON'T HAVE $50.
>> IT'S $50 TO CHANGE YOUR NAME,
OTHERWISE YOU'RE STUCK WITH IT
FOREVER.
>> Rigby: FOREVER?
>> IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN
HELP YOU WITH, TRASH BOAT?
>> Rigby: [ GROANS ]
>> NEXT.
>> UH, I'D LIKE TO CHANGE MY
NAME BACK TO CHAD.
>> THAT'LL BE $50,
MR. BUTTCHEEKS.
>> Muscle Man: HEY, DUDES,
TRASH BOAT IS BACK!
[ ALL TALKING ]
>> Pops: OH, TRASH BOAT!
>> Mordecai: TRASH BOAT!
>> Benson: HEY, TRASH BOAT!
>> Rigby: DID YOU HAVE TO TELL
EVERYONE?
>> Mordecai: YES.
IT'S THAT FUNNY.
TRASH BOAT!
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Benson: WHEN MORDECAI TOLD
US, WE THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY RIGHT
TO WELCOME YOU BACK AS A NEW
MAN -- A NEW MAN CALLED
TRASH BOAT.
[ LAUGHS ]
HERE.
>> Rigby: YEAH. THANKS.
LOOK, IS THERE ANY EXTRA WORK
AROUND THAT I CAN DO?
>> Benson: OH, EXTRA WORK?
YOU REALLY ARE A NEW MAN,
TRASH BOAT.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Rigby: SERIOUSLY.
I NEED 50 BUCKS SO I CAN CHANGE
MY NAME BACK.
>> Benson: WELL, I'M SORRY TO
SAY THAT THAT TRASH SHIP HAS
SAILED.
MUSCLE MAN AND HI FIVES HAVE
ALREADY TAKEN CARE OF ALL THE
EXTRA WORK.
>> Muscle Man: YEAH, LOSER!
DON'T COME BEGGING US FOR MONEY.
FIVES AND I ALREADY SPENT IT ALL
ON SWEET TEMPORARY TATTOOS.
CHECK IT OUT!
>> Rigby: BUT AREN'T THOSE
THINGS REALLY CHEAP?
>> Muscle Man: NOT WHEN YOU GET
THEM ALL OVER.
>> Pops: OH, TRASH BOAT, I CAN
HELP!
>> Rigby: DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT,
POPS.
>> Skips: HEY, DON'T SWEAT IT.
THINGS WERE HARD FOR ME, TOO,
WHEN I FIRST CHANGED MY NAME.
BUT AFTER A COUPLE OF YEARS, NO
ONE CARED.
BUT THEN AGAIN, I DIDN'T CHANGE
MY NAME TO TRASH BOAT.
>> Rigby: PLEASE, BENSON?
I JUST NEED 50 BUCKS TO CHANGE
MY NAME BACK.
>> Benson: THERE IS ONE THING
YOU COULD DO.
>> Rigby: HEY, WHAT'S YOUR
PROBLEM, DUDE?
NO LITTERING.
USE A TRASH CAN!
>> WHY USE A TRASH CAN WHEN I
GOT A TRASH BOAT TO PICK IT UP?
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Rigby: OH, HA HA HA.
THIS NAME SUCKS!
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Benson: HEY, TRASH BOAT, PICK
THAT UP!
NAMETAGS ARE MANDATORY ON WORK
TIME!
>> Rigby: WHAT?
BUT THAT'S ONLY FOR NEW
EMPLOYEES.
>> Benson: EXACTLY.
NEW NAME, NEW MAN.
NOW PUT IT BACK ON, OR YOU'RE
FIRED!
>> Rigby: [ GROANS ]
>> Benson: [ LAUGHS ]
NEVER GETS OLD.
>> Rigby: [ GROANS ]
MORDECAI, I CAN'T TAKE THIS
ANYMORE!
I WANT TO CHANGE MY NAME BACK!
COULD YOU PLEASE JUST BE A PAL
AND LEND ME 50 BUCKS?
>> Mordecai: 50 BUCKS?
I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT DO YOU THINK, MUSCLE MAN?
>> Muscle Man: I DON'T THINK YOU
SHOULD DO IT.
I LIKE TRASH BOAT WAY BETTER
THAN RIGBY, ANYWAYS.
IT'S WAY EASIER TO MAKE FUN OF.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, TRASH BOAT?
>> Rigby: PLEASE, MORDECAI!
I JUST NEED 50 BUCKS.
>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW, DUDE.
I USUALLY LEND MONEY TO PEOPLE I
KNOW, LIKE MY BUDDY RIGBY, BUT
I'VE ONLY KNOWN TRASH BOAT FOR A
DAY.
SO I'M NOT SURE.
>> Rigby: FINE!
I'LL GET THE $50 MYSELF!
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ MOANS ]
I'M NEVER GONNA GET THE $50.
I DON'T WANT TO BE TRASH BOAT
ANYMORE.
[ ELECTRICITY HUMS ]
HUH?
>> TRASH BOAT.
WE MEET AT LAST.
>> Rigby: UH, WHO ARE YOU?
>> I'M THE URGE.
>> Rigby: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
>> YOU HAPPENED.
I WAS THE MOST FAMOUS MAN IN
THIS TIME UNTIL YOU TOOK IT ALL
AWAY WITH YOUR HORRIBLE NAME --
TRASH BOAT!
YOU ROBBED ME OF EVERYTHING.
I EVEN TRIED CHANGING MY NAME TO
"URGE BOAT," BUT IT DIDN'T DO
NOTHING.
MY LIFE WAS RUINED.
THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED I HAD TO
TAKE MATTERS INTO MY OWN HANDS.
SO I'VE COME BACK IN TIME TO
KEEP YOU FROM CHANGING YOUR NAME
TO TRASH BOAT...
* BY KILLING YOU!
NO TRASH BOAT, NO PROBLEM!
>> Rigby: [ SCREAMS ]
[ PANTING ]
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> Rigby: [ PANTING ]
WAIT!
I'M GONNA CHANGE MY NAME!
[ SCREAMS ]
>> TALK IS CHEAP, TRASH BOAT!
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Rigby: [ SCREAMS ]
>> Mordecai: [ WHISTLING ]
[ LAUGHS ]
WAIT TILL TRASH BOAT SEES THIS.
>> Rigby: [ SCREAMS ]
>> [ LAUGHING ]
>> Rigby: [ PANTING ]
[ SCREAMS ]
>> Mordecai: WHAT THE --
>> Rigby: GET INSIDE, QUICK!
>> Mordecai: WHAT THE HECK IS
GOING ON?
>> Rigby: Shh!
I THINK HE'S GONE.
[ SCREAMS ]
>> TRASH BOAT, I KNOW YOU'RE IN
THERE.
JUST COME OUT AND GIVE YOURSELF
UP.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, WHAT IS THIS
GUY'S DEAL?
>> Rigby: HE WANTS TO KILL ME
BECAUSE I BECOME MORE FAMOUS
THAN HIM IN THE FUTURE, ALL
BECAUSE OF MY NAME, TRASH BOAT.
I NEED TO CHANGE MY NAME BACK TO
RIGBY!
PLEASE HELP ME, MORDECAI.
BUT THAT'S THE MONEY YOU'VE BEEN
SAVING FOR WHEN YOU ASK MARGARET
OUT.
>> Mordecai: DON'T WORRY ABOUT
IT.
WE GOT TO HURRY, THOUGH.
THE COURTHOUSE IS GONNA CLOSE
SOON.
LET'S TAKE THE BACK WAY OUT!
COME ON!
>> YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER,
TRASH BOAT!
>> Both: [ PANTING ]
>> Muscle Man: TOOT, TOOT!
WHAT'S YOUR HURRY, TRASH BOAT?
>> * THERE YOU ARE!
>> Both: [ SCREAM ]
>> Muscle Man: [ GROANS ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> [ GROWLS ]
>> Mordecai: WE'LL CUT THROUGH
THE WOODS AND LOSE HIM THERE!
HANG ON!
>> [ VOCALIZING ]
[ BEEPING ]
>> Mordecai: YEAH!
WE LOST HIM!
>> Both: [ SCREAM ]
>> Mordecai: HOLD ON!
I KNOW A SHORTCUT TO THE
COURTHOUSE!
>> Rigby: THERE IT IS!
>> Mordecai: WE'RE ALMOST THERE,
DUDE!
>> Both: [ SCREAM ]
>> Mordecai: [ GROANS ]
>> Both: [ GASP ]
[ PANTING ]
>> [ VOCALIZING ]
>> Mordecai: I GOT THE DOOR!
JUST CHANGE YOUR NAME BACK!
>> Rigby: I WANT TO CHANGE MY
NAME BACK!
>> MM-HMM.
>> Mordecai: HURRY UP, DUDE!
>> Rigby: I'M TRYING!
I'M TRYING!
[ GUN COCKS ]
>> Mordecai: [ SCREAMS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Rigby: MORDECAI?
[ GASPS ]
MORDECAI!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
[ GUN COCKS ]
>> Both: [ SCREAM ]
>> YOUR NAME CHANGE IS COMPLETE,
RIGBY.
>> HUH?
WAIT, WHAT'D YOU SAY YOUR NAME
WAS?
>> Rigby: RIGBY.
IT'S RIGBY.
>> WHOO-HOO!
THE URGE IS BACK...
* BABY!
>> HEY, ARE YOU THE URGE?
>> YEAH.
>> YOU ROBBED ME OF MY FAME IN
THE FUTURE, SO I'VE COME HERE TO
THE PAST TO STOP YOU!
NICE!
>> ARE YOU DUCAN FLEX?
>> WHAT'S IT TO YOU?
>> HEY, WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE
VELVET OVERKILL?
>> Both: HE IS.
>> FINALLY, MY FAME IS SECURE!
>> ANYONE HERE NAMED
CROCODILE DEATHSPIN?
>> [ GRUNTS ]
[ SCREAMS ]
[ BEEPING ]
>> Rigby: THANKS, DUDE.
>> Mordecai: YEAH.
DON'T EVER CHANGE YOUR NAME
AGAIN.