>> Mordecai: GET READY, DUDE.
THIS IS THE FINAL FIGHT.
>> Rigby: OKAY. OKAY. I GOT IT.
I GOT IT.
>> Mordecai: ARE YOU SURE YOU
KNOW WHAT TO DO THIS TIME?
>> Rigby: YES.
IT'S LIKE ONE-TWO-START, BLAH,
BLAH, SOMETHING, WHATEVER.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, IT'S
ONE-TWO-START, THEN FORWARD,
ONE, AND TWO AT THE SAME TIME.
>> Rigby: LIKE THIS?
>> Mordecai: NO. NOT NOW.
WAIT TILL I TELL YOU TO DO IT.
>> WASTE THIS FOOL.
>> Mordecai: NOW, DUDE.
DO IT NOW.
>> K.O.
>> Both: WHOO!
>> Rigby: DID YOU SEE ME DELIVER
THAT KILL BLOW?
THAT FOOL NEVER HAD A CHANCE.
>> Mordecai: CONGRATULATIONS,
RIGBY.
YOU FINALLY FINISHED LEVEL ONE.
>> Rigby: AND IT ONLY TOOK ME 17
GAMES, WHICH IS MY NEW RECORD.
COME ON. LET'S GO.
I WANT TO SEE WHAT I CAN DO ON
LEVEL TWO.
>> Mordecai: UH, NO, THANKS,
DUDE.
I THINK I'VE HAD ENOUGH VIDEO
GAMES FOR ONE DAY.
[ CHANNELS CHANGING ]
UGH. THERE'S NOTHING ON.
>> Rigby: WAIT! GO BACK!
>> Mordecai: WHAT? HEY, WAIT!
>> Rigby: HERE!
>> GET READY, GAMERS, TO HAVE
YOUR MINDS KILL-BLOWN!
IT'S THE ONLY GAME CONTROLLER
YOU'LL NEED FOR THE REST OF YOUR
LIFE -- THE MAXIMUM GLOVE.
MAXIMUM POWER. MAXIMUM COOL.
>> WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?
>> HAVEN'T YOU BEEN WATCHING
THE COMMERCIAL, YOU IDIOT?
IT'S THE MAXIMUM GLOVE.
HUH!
>> MY EYES!
>> THE MAXIMUM GLOVE WON'T HIT
SHELVES TILL NEXT FALL, BUT YOU
CAN WIN IT NOW BY ENTERING THE
GAME INFERNO TOURNAMENT THIS
WEEKEND AT THE
FERGUSON CON CENTER.
TEAMS OF TWO WILL BATTLE FOR
THE ULTIMATE PRIZE, SO SIGN UP
WITH A FRIEND AND GO MAXIMUM!
THE MAXIMUM GLOVE!
>> IT'S SO BAD!
>> Rigby: DUDE!
TWO-PLAYER VIDEO-GAME
TOURNAMENT!
WE TOTALLY GOT TO ENTER IT SO WE
CAN WASTE THOSE LOSERS AND WIN
THAT GLOVE!
WHOO!
MAXIMUM! MAXIMUM! MAXIMUM!
MAXIMUM! MAXIMUM!
MAXI...
DUDE, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
WHY AREN'T YOU SAYING "MAXIMUM"?
>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW.
IT WASN'T THAT COOL.
>> Rigby: WASN'T THAT COOL?
THE KIDS' EYES BURST INTO FLAMES
JUST FROM LOOKING AT IT.
HOW IS THAT NOT COOL?
COME ON, DUDE.
WE HAVE TO DO THIS.
>> Mordecai: NO.
LET'S JUST FORGET ABOUT IT.
>> Skips: HEY, MORDECAI, LET'S
GET OUT OF HERE PRETTY SOON.
I DON'T WANT TO BE LATE FOR THE
VIDEO-GAME INFERNO TOURNAMENT.
>> Mordecai: [ GROANS ]
>> Rigby: WHAT?
>> Skips: I'M GONNA GO PACK.
>> Rigby: WHY ARE YOU GONNA GO
WITH SKIPS?
HE DOESN'T EVEN PLAY VIDEO
GAMES.
>> Mordecai: HE'S GOOD.
HE'S BEEN PRACTICING LATELY,
AND --
>> Rigby: YEAH, BUT SKIPS ISN'T
GOOD ENOUGH TO WIN THE
TOURNAMENT WITH YOU.
HERE'S WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO.
LOSE SKIPS, WE ENTER THE
TOURNAMENT, WE WIN THE GLOVE,
AND EVERYBODY WINS.
SKIPS WILL UNDERSTAND.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, I CAN'T JUST
SWITCH.
THAT'S MESSED UP.
>> Rigby: DUDE, JUST SWITCH AND
ENTER THE TOURNAMENT WITH ME.
>> Mordecai: NO.
>> Rigby: DUDE, SWITCH! PLEASE!
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, NO!
>> Rigby: AAH!
>> Mordecai: I'M NOT SWITCHING
BACK.
>> Rigby: [ SOBBING ]
>> Mordecai: LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU
JUST COME TO THE VIDEO-GAME
TOURNAMENT WITH US?
IT'S GONNA BE FUN.
>> Rigby: [ SNIFFLES ]
OKAY. I'LL COME.
>> Mordecai: COOL.
GET YOUR STUFF TOGETHER.
WE'RE HITTING THE ROAD IN AN
HOUR.
>> Rigby: [ LAUGHS ] YEAH.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
OH, I'LL GET MY STUFF TOGETHER,
AND THEN I'LL GET YOU TO PICK ME
TO BE YOUR PARTNER INSTEAD OF
SKIPS.
YOU'LL SEE.
HEY, SKIPS, WANT SOME OF MY
TRAIL MIX?
>> Skips: GAH!
THANKS, RIGBY.
OH, I'M SORRY, MORDECAI.
DID YOU WANT SOME?
I GUESS I SHOULD HAVE ASKED YOU
IF YOU WANTED SOME BEFORE ASKING
SKIPS IF HE WANTED SOME, SINCE
I KNOW YOU LIKE TRAIL MIX SO
MUCH, BUT I GUESS IT'S TOO LATE,
'CAUSE I ALREADY GAVE IT ALL TO
SKIPS, 'CAUSE I ASKED HIM FIRST.
>> Skips: SO, MORDECAI...
I WAS THINKING ABOUT GOING OVER
SOME STRATEGY BEFORE THE
TOURNAMENT.
SHOULD I WORK ON MY A-B-A-A --
>> Rigby: HEY, YOU GUYS MIND IF
I PUT IN MY MIX TAPE?
* WHY DO FRIENDS NOT PICK THEIR
FRIENDS *
* TO ENTER A VIDEO-GAME
COMPETITION WITH THEM *
* WHEN THEY KNOW THAT THEY
WOULD WANT TO BE IN IT? *
* I GUESS IT'S BECAUSE THEY
JUST DON'T WANT TO WIN IT *
* YOU SHOULD HAVE PICKED ME *
* DO THE RIGHT THING *
* YOU BETTER PICK ME BEFORE WE
GET TO THE STUPID TOURNAMENT *
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
>> Mordecai: DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING IN THERE?
COME ON.
WE GOT TO GET ON THE ROAD.
>> Rigby: JUST A MINUTE!
* THEY NEVER PICK THEIR
FRIENDS *
* THEY NEVER PICK THEIR
FRIENDS *
* THEY NEVER PICK THEIR
FRIENDS *
* THEY NEVER PICK... *
>> THANKS AGAIN FOR PICKING ME
AS YOUR TEAMMATE FOR THE GAME
INFERNO TOURNAMENT.
>> DUDE, OF COURSE.
YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND.
WHO ELSE WOULD I PICK?
>> Rigby: YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S
GREAT THAT I COULD BE HERE TO
SUPPORT YOU GUYS.
IN FACT, I'M SO SUPPORTIVE, I
MADE YOU BOTH MATCHING UNIFORMS
FOR THE TOURNAMENT.
[ GRUNTS ]
ONE FOR MORDECAI AND ONE FOR HIS
VALUED TEAMMATE, SKIPS.
>> Mordecai: UH, THANKS, RIGBY.
IT'S GREAT.
>> Skips: MINE DOESN'T FIT, PLUS
THERE'S AN "R" ON IT.
>> Rigby: OH, YEAH.
I GUESS SKIPS DOESN'T START WITH
AN "R."
BUT, HEY, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO
WEAR IT, I COULD WEAR IT.
TOTALLY NOT A PROBLEM FOR ME.
WHAT DO YOU SAY, MORDECAI?
SHOULD ME AND SKIPS SWITCH?
>> Mordecai: UH...
[ YAWNS ]
I THINK WE SHOULD HEAD BACK TO
THE HOTEL AND GET SOME REST.
>> Rigby: YEAH. LET'S DO THAT.
>> Skips: [ GROWLS ]
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
>> Rigby: * WHY DO FRIENDS NOT
PICK THEIR FRIENDS *
* TO ENTER A VIDEO-GAME
COMPETITION WITH THEM *
* WHEN THEY KNOW THAT THEY
WOULD WANT TO BE IN IT? *
>> Mordecai: HI.
IS THIS WHERE WE REGISTER?
>> HERE'S THE REGISTRATION FORM.
THE FIRST TWO LINES ARE FOR
PLAYER 1 AND 2.
THE THIRD LINE IS FOR THE
ALTERNATE.
[ PEN SCRATCHES ]
>> Mordecai: HEY, RIGBY.
I'VE GOT GOOD NEWS.
>> Rigby: [ GASPS ]
>> Mordecai: I PUT YOU DOWN AS
AN ALTERNATE.
>> Rigby: WHAT? WHY?
>> Mordecai: COME ON, DUDE.
I'M JUST TRYING TO WIN THE
GLOVE.
>> Rigby: THEN WHY DID YOU PICK
SKIPS?
HE'S NOT EVEN GOOD AT VIDEO
GAMES!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, COOL IT.
>> Rigby: WHY WOULD YOU PICK
SKIPS OVER ME?
HE'S HORRIBLE AT VIDEO GAMES!
>> Mordecai: NO, HE'S NOT!
>> Rigby: UGH!
>> All: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
>> Rigby: [ INHALES SHARPLY ]
>> Mordecai: RIGBY, I PICKED
SKIPS BECAUSE YOU'RE HORRIBLE AT
VIDEO GAMES.
>> Rigby: FINE!
FORGET YOU, THEN!
I HOPE YOU HAVE AS MUCH FUN
WINNING THE GLOVE AS YOU DID
LOSING YOUR BEST FRIEND.
>> Mordecai: RIGBY!
>> Skips: I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
DOING, MORDECAI, AND I HAVE TO
SAY, I'M PRETTY DISAPPOINTED IN
YOU.
>> Mordecai: [ SIGHS ]
LOOK, SKIPS.
I WANT TO WIN THE MAXIMUM GLOVE
FOR ME AND RIGBY TO SHARE, BUT I
JUST CAN'T PLAY WITH HIM.
HE'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH AT VIDEO
GAMES TO WIN.
>> Skips: MORDECAI, I KNOW YOU
WANT TO MAKE RIGBY HAPPY BY
WINNING THAT GLOVE, BUT ARE YOU
SURE YOU'RE GOING ABOUT THIS THE
RIGHT WAY?
>> Mordecai: DON'T WORRY ABOUT
IT.
HE'LL GET OVER IT WHEN WE WIN
THE GLOVE.
LET'S GO.
[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
[ CHEERING ]
>> GAMERS, THIS IS THE FINAL
MATCH.
THE WINNING TEAM WILL GET TO
TAKE HOME THE MAXIMUM GLOVE!
PLAYERS, TO YOUR STATIONS!
>> 3...2...1.
[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
FIGHT!
>> Rigby: WHAT DO YOU SAY,
MORDECAI -- SHOULD ME AND SKIPS
SWITCH?
WHY AREN'T YOU SAYING "MAXIMUM"?
WHY WOULD YOU PICK SKIPS OVER
ME?
DUDE, SWITCH!
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?
I HOPE YOU HAVE AS MUCH FUN
WINNING THE GLOVE AS YOU DID
LOSING YOUR BEST FRIEND.
>> Mordecai: WAIT.
TIME OUT.
[ WHISTLE BLOWING ]
[ SPECTATORS GASPING ]
SKIPS, I CAN'T DO THIS -- NOT
WITHOUT RIGBY.
>> Skips: YEAH, IT'S ABOUT TIME
YOU CHANGED YOUR MIND.
>> Mordecai: YOU MEAN YOU'RE
COOL WITH STEPPING OUT?
>> Skips: OH, YEAH.
THESE VIDEO GAMES ARE TOO EASY
ANYWAYS.
>> SIR, WHAT'S THE TROUBLE?
>> Mordecai: UH, MY FRIEND HURT
HIS HAND.
HE CAN'T PLAY.
>> HIS HAND LOOKS FINE TO ME.
>> Skips: WANT TO CHECK AGAIN?
>> Mordecai: RIGBY! WAIT!
>> Skips: WHY AREN'T YOU INSIDE
PLAYING?
>> Mordecai: I NEED MY
TEAMMATE -- THE ONE I SHOULD
HAVE ASKED IN THE FIRST PLACE.
>> Rigby: HUH?
>> Mordecai: I WANT THAT GLOVE,
BUT I WANT MY FRIEND BACK MORE.
LET'S GO WIN THAT GLOVE, DUDE.
[ WHISTLE BLOWS ]
>> GAME ON!
>> Both: [ LAUGHING ]
>> Rigby: TIME FOR THE
KILL BLOW!
OH, NO!
>> Both: [ LAUGHING ]
>> Rigby: OH, MAN!
YOU WERE RIGHT, MORDECAI!
I REALLY AM BAD AT VIDEO GAMES.
NOW WE'RE GONNA LOSE AND NOT WIN
THE MAXIMUM GLOVE BECAUSE OF ME!
>> Mordecai: IT DOESN'T MATTER,
DUDE.
I'M JUST GLAD I GET TO PLAY WITH
MY BEST BRO.
>> Rigby: REALLY?
>> Mordecai: YEAH.
IT'S NOT ABOUT WINNING.
IT'S ABOUT HAVING FUN.
[ BANG! ]
>> CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU'VE FIGURED IT OUT.
YOU'RE THE FIRST GAMERS TO
REALIZE THAT HANGING OUT WITH
YOUR FRIENDS IS MORE IMPORTANT
THAN A STUPID GLOVE.
>> Both: COOL!
>> AS A REWARD, I WILL GRANT YOU
MAXIMUM GAMING POWER.
ARE YOU READY TO BE MAXIMIZED?
>> Both: YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
>> MAXIMIZE!
>> Both: AAH!
[ GASPING ]
>> All: [ GROANING ]
>> Both: UGH!
>> [ GAGGING ]
>> Mordecai: LET'S FINISH THIS.
>> ELIMINATE THEM!
>> Both: MAXIMUM POWER!
[ SCREAMS ]
>> BEHOLD, THE NEW WINNERS OF
THIS YEARS'S GAME INFERNO,
MORDECAI AND RIGBY!
[ CHEERING ]
>> Skips: YEAH!
>> Mordecai: YOU GO FIRST, DUDE.
>> Rigby: AW, YEAH!
SO COOL.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, WHY AREN'T
YOU MOVING?
>> Rigby: I DON'T KNOW!
>> Mordecai: DID YOU TYPE IN THE
CODE?
>> Rigby: YEAH.
I TYPED IN THE CODE.
IT'S NOT DOING ANYTHING.
>> Rigby: DUDE.
THIS CONTROLLER BLOWS.
>> Mordecai: HEY, ARE YOU GUYS
GOING TO THE GRILL 'EM UP TRUCK
FOR LUNCH?
>> Muscle Man: OH, YOU KNOW IT,
BABY!
>> Pops: WHAT'S THE GRILL 'EM UP
TRUCK?
>> Mordecai: IT'S A FOOD TRUCK.
THEY MAKE THE BEST BURGER IN THE
WORLD.
>> Skips: THAT'S A BOLD CLAIM.
>> Rigby: NO, IT'S NOT.
WE SAW IT ON TV.
>> NEXT UP ON "FOOD TRUCK
ARMAGEDDON," THE GRILL 'EM UP
FOOD TRUCK IS BEING CREDITED
WITH CREATING THE WORLD'S BEST
BURGER...
[ CRASH ]
...THE ULTI-MEATUM!
HEAD CHEF AJAY MALDONADO'S BEEN
MAKING HEADLINES WITH HIS
NO-HOLDS-BARRED STYLE OF
BURGER.
>> THE ULTI-MEATUM IS A
CHEESEBURGER STUFFED INSIDE A
CHEESEBURGER WITH TWO
DEEP-FRIED CHEESEBURGERS AS
BUNS.
AND THEN WE ADD OUR SPECIAL
KETCHUP THAT WE GET FROM THE
HIMALAYAS.
>> THE ULTI-MEATUM IS SO
AMAZING, IT'S ONLY BEING
OFFERED ONCE EVERY 100 YEARS.
>> Both: MOOOOOO!
>> ANYONE WHO DOESN'T EAT ONE
IS A CHUMP!
>> Skips: WHOA.
THAT SOUNDS PRETTY AWESOME.
>> Rigby: YEAH, IT'S AWESOME.
THAT'S WHAT WE'RE SAYING.
>> Muscle Man: I HEARD THAT IF
YOU ASK FOR IT IDAHO-STYLE, THEY
PUT A WHOLE BAG OF CHIPS IN IT.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Pops: OOH!
I WANT MY ULTI-MEATUM
IDAHO-STYLE.
[ ALL TALKING EXCITEDLY ]
>> Benson: ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,
LISTEN UP.
WE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO
TODAY, SO LET'S GET STARTED.
SKIPS AND POPS, I WANT YOU GUYS
TO SECTION OFF THE GRASS WE JUST
PLANTED.
MUSCLE MAN AND HI FIVES, GO
WITH THEM, AND BRING THE
WOOD CHIPPER WITH YOU.
>> Muscle Man: YOU GOT IT.
>> Benson: MORDECAI AND RIGBY, I
DON'T REALLY HAVE THAT MUCH FOR
YOU TO DO.
[ SLAP ]
>> Both: HM-HM.
HM-HM-HM HM-HM-HM.
>> Benson: OH, EXCEPT FOR EVERY
JOB YOU DIDN'T FINISH LAST WEEK.
>> Mordecai: AW, WHAT?
BUT WE FINISHED EVERYTHING.
>> Benson: YOU GUYS DIDN'T
FINISH ONE JOB LAST WEEK.
NOT ONE.
>> Rigby: [ GROANS ]
NOT THIS AGAIN, BENSON.
>> Benson: YOU SEE THAT?
THAT ATTITUDE RIGHT THERE.
THAT'LL GET YOU NOWHERE IN LIFE,
PAL.
>> Rigby: PFFT!
>> Benson: OH, AND YOU KNOW THAT
FOOD TRUCK THAT'S GONNA BE HERE?
>> Mordecai: YEAH, WHAT ABOUT
IT?
>> Benson: YOU GUYS AREN'T GOING
UNTIL YOU FINISH ALL YOUR JOBS.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?!
WE DON'T EVEN HAVE THAT MUCH
LEFT TO DO!
>> Benson: WELL, THEN I GUESS IT
WON'T TAKE YOU THAT LONG TO
FINISH.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS MOW THE
LAWN ON THE FRISBEE FIELD...
[ HORN PLAYS "LA CUCARACHA" ]
...CLEAN THE TOOL SHED.
YOU STILL NEED TO FINISH PICKING
UP THE TRASH ON THE NORTH END OF
THE PARK.
SCRUB BOTH OF THE MEN'S
RESTROOMS AND MAKE SURE THERE'S
SOAP IN THE DISPENSERS.
YOU STILL HAVEN'T CLEANED OUT
SKIPS' GARAGE, EITHER.
>> Mordecai: BENSON, PLEASE!
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO US!
>> Rigby: YEAH, BENSON.
THIS IS MESSED-UP.
>> Benson: WELL, TOO BAD.
UNTIL I SEE THAT EVERY LAST ONE
OF YOUR JOBS IS FINISHED, THEN
NEITHER ONE OF YOU IS GOING NEAR
THAT BURGER TRUCK!
[ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Mordecai: DUDE, THIS IS
RIDICULOUS.
THE TRUCK'S PROBABLY GONNA LEAVE
SOON.
[ ALL CHOMPING ]
>> Pops: MMM!
>> Mordecai: YOU GUYS GOTTA HELP
US.
CAN ONE OF YOU GUYS BUY US
BURGERS BEFORE THE TRUCK LEAVES?
>> Skips: SORRY, GUYS.
THEY ONLY SERVE ONE BURGER PER
CUSTOMER.
>> Both: ARRRGGHHH!
>> Skips: I GOTTA SAY -- I FEEL
BAD FOR YOU GUYS.
YOU WON'T BE AROUND FOR THE NEXT
CENTENNIAL TO ENJOY THIS.
[ CHOMPS ]
MMM. MMM-MMM-MMM.
>> Muscle Man: I ALREADY GOT
MINE.
I COULD DIE RIGHT NOW WITH NO
REGRETS.
YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE
THIS TO YOUR GRAVES, JUST
WISHING YOU GOT TO TASTE THIS
HIMALAYAN KETCHUP.
[ CHOMPS ]
>> Pops: OH, MY.
I CAN TASTE THE HIMALAYAS!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Both: AWWWW!
>> Benson: DID I TELL YOU TWO
YOU COULD STOP WORKING?
GET IN THE CART!
[ BOOT! ]
[ THUD! ]
YOU STILL NEED TO CLEAN SKIPS'
GARAGE.
THERE'S A BUNCH OF POPS' WEIRD
STUFF IN THERE THAT NEEDS TO GO
INTO STORAGE.
WHEN YOU'RE DONE, YOU CAN HAVE
BURGERS.
DEAL?
>> Rigby: REALLY?
[ GARAGE DOOR CREAKING ]
>> Benson: YEP.
HAVE FUN, YOU TWO.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Mordecai: I DON'T BELIEVE
THIS.
[ GRUNTING ]
>> Rigby: [ GRUNTING ]
AAH-YA!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING?
DO YOU WANT AN ULTI-MEATUM OR
NOT?
COME ON. HELP ME MOVE THIS.
[ RATTLING ]
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Both: WHOA!
>> Mordecai: WHAT IS THIS THING?
>> Rigby: IT SAYS
"HOLOGRAM 9000."
>> Mordecai: COOL!
>> Rigby: DUDE, HOLOGRAMS!
WHAT IF WE USE IT TO MAKE
HOLOGRAMS OF OURSELVES AND PUT
THEM IN HERE SO THAT BENSON
THINKS WE'RE WORKING?
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
WHY WOULD WE DO THAT?
WE'RE ALMOST DONE.
PLUS, IT SAYS IT CAN KILL YOU.
[ MEGAPHONE SQUEAKS ]
>> LAST CALL FOR BURGERS!
I REPEAT -- LAST CALL FOR
BURGERS.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, YOU'RE GOING
FIRST.
[ BEEP ]
>> Rigby: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Mordecai: COME ON, DUDE.
YOU GOTTA STAY STILL.
IT'S NOT GONNA WORK IF YOU MOVE.
>> Rigby: BUT IT HURTS!
>> Mordecai: YEAH, WELL, YOU
KNOW WHAT ELSE IS GONNA HURT?
NOT GETTING THAT BURGER.
COME ON.
BEST BURGER IN THE WORLD!
>> Rigby: BEST BURGER IN THE
WORLD!
BEST BURGER IN THE WORLD!
ANYBODY WHO DOESN'T EAT ONE...
IS A CHUMP!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[ BEEPING ]
[ ALARM BLARES ]
[ SIZZLE! ]
>> Mordecai: DUDE, IT LOOKS
EXACTLY LIKE YOU.
[ GROANS ]
[ ALARM BLARES ]
NICE.
LET'S GO HIDE OVER THERE AND SEE
IF IT WORKS ON BENSON.
HERE HE COMES.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Benson: BOY, SOMEBODY MUST
NOT WANT BURGERS FOR LUNCH.
>> Rigby: DUDE, HE BOUGHT IT!
>> Mordecai: YEAH, BUT WE GOTTA
HURRY.
THOSE THINGS AREN'T GONNA HOLD
HIM OFF FOREVER.
[ BOTH PANTING ]
>> Both: TWO ULTI-MEATUMS!
>> IS THAT IT?
>> Both: YES.
>> CAN I GET YOUR NAMES?
>> Rigby: MORDECAI AND RIGBY!
>> Benson: WHY ARE YOU GUYS JUST
STANDING AROUND?
GET BACK TO WORK!
[ SIZZLING ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION.
WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING
AROUND?
[ SIZZLING ]
[ BOTH MOANING ]
WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT
ANSWERING ME WHEN I SPEAK TO
YOU?
WHY ARE YOU JUST LOOKING AT ME
LIKE THAT?
RIGBY, PUT THAT BOX DOWN RIGHT
NOW.
WHAT THE...
[ HUFFING ]
MORDECAI AND RIGBY THINK THEY
CAN JUST SKIP OUT ON WORK TO GO
EAT BURGERS?
WELL, THEY'VE GOT ANOTHER THINK
COMING.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ SIZZLING ]
[ SPLAT! ]
[ SQUISH! ]
>> Benson: [ Slo-mo ] AAAAAARGH!
>> Mordecai: [ Slo-mo ] OH, NO!
HURRY!
[ BELL DINGS ]
>> YOU GUYS ARE LUCKY.
YOU JUST GOT THE LAST TWO
ULTI-MEATUMS FOR THE NEXT 100
YEARS.
>> Rigby: AW, WHAT?!
>> Mordecai: GIVE US BACK OUR
BURGERS!
>> NO WAY.
THESE ARE THE BEST BURGERS IN
THE WORLD.
>> YEAH.
GET LOST SO WE CAN EAT THEM, YOU
CHUMPS.
>> Rigby: N-O-O-O-O-O!
>> Benson: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[ BONG! ]
NOBODY'S GONNA EAT ANYTHING
UNTIL YOU FINISH CLEANING THE --
>> Mordecai: [ PANTING ]
[ BONG! ]
>> Rigby: [ COUGHING ]
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[ GRUNTING ]
AAH!
>> Both: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
FIGHT!
>> Mordecai: AAH!
OHH!
OOF!
[ GROANING ]
>> I'M GONNA ENJOY THIS.
>> Rigby: [ Slo-mo ] N-O-O-O-O!
[ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> [ Slo-mo ] NO, NO!
NO, NO, NO, NO!
>> Both: [ Slo-mo ] FIGHT!
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
>> [ Slo-mo ] N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
>> N-O-O-O!
WE JUST WANTED A BURGER!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
[ MUSIC FADES ]
>> Both: YEAH!
>> Rigby: DUDE, I'M SO HUNGRY.
>> Mordecai: ME TOO.
I CAN'T WAIT TO --
>> Benson: MMM! MMM!
YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS WERE RIGHT
ALL ALONG.
THESE BURGERS ARE OUTSTANDING!
[ CHOMPS ]
OH, WAIT -- YOU GUYS DIDN'T GET
TO HAVE ONE.
THAT'S TOO BAD.
APPARENTLY, THEY ONLY MAKE THESE
ONCE EVERY 100 YEARS -- WHICH IS
ABOUT HOW LONG IT'LL TAKE YOU TO
FINISH CLEANING OUT SKIPS'
GARAGE!
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
>> Mordecai: DUDE, HE'S GONE.
LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET THEM TO
MAKE US TWO MORE OF THOSE
BURGERS.
>> Both: AW, YEAH!
>> Rigby: UH...WHERE'D THE TRUCK
GO?
>> Both: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
[ CRASH ]