>> Pops: [ LAUGHING ]
UHP!
[ LAUGHING ]
>> Benson: COME ON!
YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT THE WAY
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO IT!
>> Mordecai: WELL, THIS WAY'S
TOTALLY FASTER.
>> Rigby: YEAH, CUTS THE TIME IN
HALF.
>> Benson: BUT YOU'RE ACTUALLY
CUTTING IT IN HALF, YOU IDIOTS!
OH, AND GREAT!
YOU MANAGED TO BREAK THE SAW IN
THE PROCESS!
NOW WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO BUY A
NEW ONE!
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?!
SODA?! YOU CAN'T USE SODA!
>> Mordecai: YEAH, BUT THE
HOSE --
>> Benson: OH, WHAT?!
IT'S TOO HARD TO GET THE HOSE
OFF THE SHED?!
UNBELIEVABLE!
>> Rigby: WELL, AT LEAST IT'S
DIET.
NOBODY DRINKS THAT.
>> Benson: I DRINK DIET!
>> Pops: [ GROANS ]
>> Benson: NOT ONLY DID YOU GUYS
RUIN THE HOSE...
>> Pops: OKAY, MEN, THIS IS THE
HOUR OF OUR PROMINENCE.
ON MY SIGNAL, CHARGE!
WAHHHH!
>> Benson: YOU'VE GOT TO BE
KIDDING ME!
GIVE ME THAT!
WHAT IS THIS -- SANDPAPER?!
YOU'RE SCRATCHING UP THE WHOLE
THING!
>> Pops: BENSON, WOULD YOU COME
SEE ME FOR A MOMENT, PLEASE?
>> Both: OHHH...
SOMEBODY'S BUSTED!
>> Benson: OH, GROW UP.
>> Both: * B-B-B-BUSTED BENSON!
B-B-B-BUSTED! *
>> Benson: WHAT IS IT, POPS?
I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING.
>> Pops: HAVE A SEAT.
>> Benson: [ SIGHS ]
>> Pops: DO YOU KNOW WHY I
CALLED YOU IN HERE?
>> Benson: DID YOU LOSE THE
COLONEL AGAIN?
TRY UNDER YOUR HAT.
>> Pops: IT'S A PROBLEM
CONCERNING MORDECAI AND RIGBY.
>> Benson: WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
DON'T WORRY, POPS.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
>> Pops: THEN WE UNDERSTAND EACH
OTHER?
>> Benson: ABSOLUTELY.
I'VE ALREADY WARNED THEM -- ONE
MORE SCREW-UP AND THEY'RE BOTH
FIRED.
>> Pops: BUT...BENSON, I WAS
REFERRING TO YOU.
>> Benson: WHAT?
>> Pops: I'D LIKE YOU TO STOP
YELLING AT MORDECAI AND RIGBY.
>> Benson: [ SCOFFS ]
YOU'RE KIDDING.
>> Pops: QUITE THE OPPOSITE.
IT'S TOO NEGATIVE AND BAD FOR
MORALE.
>> Benson: WHAT MORALE?
THOSE SLACKERS NEVER DO ANYTHING
UNLESS YOU YELL AT THEM.
>> Pops: THERE'S NEVER A REASON
TO YELL AT ANYONE.
>> Benson: THEY GIVE ME A
MILLION REASONS EVERY DAY.
[ SCOFFS ]
YOU JUST WANT ME TO BE NICE TO
THEM?
>> Pops: YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE
NICE -- JUST DON'T YELL.
>> Benson: [ GROANS ]
LISTEN, POPS, I APPRECIATE THE
CONCERN, BUT I KNOW HOW TO DO MY
JOB.
>> Pops: BENSON, I THINK IT'S
CLEAR THAT MY FATHER PUTS ME IN
CHARGE OF RUNNING THE PARK WHEN
HE'S NOT AROUND, RIGHT?
>> Benson: YES, BUT --
>> Pops: AND THAT MEANS YOU MUST
DO WHAT I SAY?
>> Benson: TECHNICALLY, BUT I --
>> Pops: AND I AM ORDERING YOU
TO STOP YELLING AT MORDECAI AND
RIGBY.
>> Benson: POPS --
>> Pops: UNDERSTOOD?
>> Benson: UNDERSTOOD.
>> Rigby: SO, WHAT DID POPS
WANT?
>> Benson: NOTH--
YOU GUYS ARE STILL NOT --
GUYS ARE STILL NOT DONE...
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
YOU TOLD US TO TAKE IT NICE AND
EASY.
>> Rigby: YEAH, I GET IT NOW.
IT TAKES TIME TO DO THINGS
RIGHT.
>> Mordecai: YOU RUSH, YOU MAKE
MISTAKES.
>> Benson: THAT'S NOT THE POINT
I WAS TRYING TO MAKE.
>> Mordecai: AND THEN WE STARTED
THINKIN' -- WHY CLEAN SOMETHING,
ANYWAYS?
DIRT IS A NATURAL THING.
IT'S LIKE PART OF LIFE, YOU
KNOW.
[ SIMMER! ]
>> Rigby: YEAH, AND, LIKE, WHAT
IS A HOSE?
HO-O-O-O-O-O-SE.
>> Mordecai: HO-O-O-O-SE.
>> Rigby: HO-O-O-O-SE?
>> Mordecai: HO-O-O-O-SE.
>> Benson: [ GRUNTING ]
>> Rigby: YEAH, EXACTLY.
BUT WHEN YOU TURN IT ON...
SORRY.
>> Benson: GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
>> Pops: BENSON, WHAT DID WE
JUST DISCUSS?
>> Benson: YEAH, BUT COME ON,
POPS.
THEY WERE TOTALLY --
>> Pops: BENSON, I'M SERIOUS
ABOUT THIS ISSUE.
NOW, IF YOU YELL AT THEM AGAIN,
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO WRITE YOU
UP.
>> Benson: URRRRRRRRNGH!
OKAY, OKAY.
I'LL TRY TO GET IT UNDER
CONTROL.
[ KEYBOARD CLACKING ]
"RECITE A PERSONAL MANTRA."
"OMM"?
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
NEXT!
[ MOUSE CLICKS TWICE ]
>> OH! HELLO, FRIEND.
I'M FITCH MUNDERSON.
[ DOG BARKS ]
AND THIS IS KIMMY.
>> Benson: OKAY, WHERE'S THIS
GOING?
[ MOUSE CLICKS ]
>> WE HAVE A SURE-FIRE WAY TO
HELP YOU CONTROL YOUR ANGER FOR
ONLY $60.
>> Benson: NOPE.
[ MOUSE CLICKING ]
[ COMPUTER WHIRRING ]
>> Benson: UGH! COME ON! CLOSE!
RRRRRRRRRRUH!
OMM, OMM, OMM, OMM...
OMM...OMM...
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
HUH. I GUESS IT WORKS.
[ RATTLE! CLANK! CLATTER! ]
>> Mordecai: HEY, BENSON.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE KEYS TO THE
CART?
>> Benson: OMM, OMM...
>> Rigby: WE CAN'T FIND THEM
ANYWHERE.
UH-OH.
>> Benson: OMM...
>> WHOO! YEE-HAW!
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
>> Mordecai: NEVER MIND.
I THINK I KNOW WHERE THEY ARE.
>> Benson: RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAGH!
>> Both: AAH!
>> Pops: BENSON! I WARNED YOU!
>> Benson: POPS, YOU'RE WRITING
ME UP?
>> Pops: YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS
NEXT, DON'T YOU?
>> Benson: OF COURSE --
VERBAL WARNING, WRITE-UP, FIRED.
BUT YOU WOULDN'T FIRE ME, POPS.
>> Pops: I'LL DO WHAT I MUST.
>> Benson: WHAT?!
POPS, YOU CAN'T TAKE THIS JOB
AWAY FROM ME!
IT'S ALL I HAVE!
>> Pops: I'M SORRY, BENSON.
IF YOU YELL AT MORDECAI AND
RIGBY AGAIN, I'LL BE FORCED TO
FIRE YOU.
>> Benson: UNH! UNH! UNH! UNH!
UNH! UNH! UNH! UNH! UNH! UNH!
>> Skips: GEEZ, BENSON.
TRY COUNTING TO 10.
>> Benson: GRRR!
>> Skips: BETTER MAKE IT 100.
>> Benson: 1, 2...
7, 8, 9...
75...
76...
77...
[ LAUGHTER ]
>> Mordecai: OH. HEY, BENSON.
WHAT'S UP?
WE'RE FINALLY PAINTING THE SHED.
[ SPLAT! ]
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
[ CRASH! ]
>> Benson: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
78, 79, 80, 81...
>> Rigby: DUDE, WHAT'S HE DOING?
>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW,
BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK HE'LL DO
WHEN HE GETS TO 100?
>> All: 88, 89, 90...
>> Both: 91, 92, 93...
>> Benson: RRRRRRRRR!
[ INHALES DEEPLY ]
RRRRRRRRRRRRRUNGH!
>> Both: ...97, 98, 99...
[ SIZZLE! ]
>> Benson: [ HUFFING ]
[ BEEP ]
[ HUFFING ]
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
>> THE KEY TO MANAGING YOUR
ANGER IS CONTROL.
FOR EXAMPLE, ONE SHOULD NEVER
YELL, EVEN IF IT'S TO PASS THE
SALT.
[ INDISTINCT ARGUING ]
>> Benson: PASS THE SALT,
PLEASE?
>> QUIET!
BENSON HAS SOMETHING HE WANTS TO
SAY!
>> Benson: UM...PASS --
>> LOOK HERE, SON!
YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET ANYTHING
IN THIS LIFE IF YOU DON'T YELL
FOR IT!
>> Benson: PASS...
PASS THE SALT!
>> ATTABOY!
[ RUMBLE! CRASH! ]
>> Pops: BENSON! YOU'RE FIRED!
>> Benson: N-O-O-O-O-O-O!
UNH! NUNH! UNH!
[ SHATTER! ]
[ THUD! ]
[ CRASH! ]
DUNNNH!
[ CRASH! THUD! ]
[ PANTING ]
KEEP IT TOGETHER, BENSON.
YOU STILL GOT A WHOLE DAY OF
WORK LEFT.
[ HUFFING ]
>> HEY, BUDDY, ARE YOU OKAY?
>> Benson: FINE! FINE!
[ HUFFING ]
[ ZOOM! ]
>> Rigby: ALMOST THE RECORD.
ALMOST THE RECORD!
[ CRASH! ]
OOF!
NOT QUITE THE RECORD.
>> Benson: [ HUFFING ]
>> Mordecai: [ GASPS ] BENSON.
UH...LOOK, WE'RE SORRY, MAN.
>> Benson: NO.
>> Rigby: AW, MAN.
HERE IT COMES.
>> Benson: I'M NOT GONNA YELL.
>> Mordecai: AWW, YE-A-AH!
>> Rigby: S-WEET!
>> Benson: I'M NOT...
GONNA...
YELL...
[ RATTLE! ]
[ SIZZLE! ]
[ FOOSH! ]
[ CRACKLE! ]
[ WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! ]
[ SPARK! ]
>> Mordecai: WHOA.
BENSON, ARE YOU O--
[ FOOOOOOSH! ]
WHAT THE...?
[ RUMBLE! ]
[ WHOOSH! ]
[ CRASH! ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Skips: WHAT HAPPENED?!
>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW!
BENSON SAW US CRASH THE CART,
AND INSTEAD OF LAYING INTO US,
HE SAID HE WASN'T GONNA YELL!
>> Rigby: AND THEN HE TURNED
INTO THAT!
>> Skips: HE'S HOLDING ALL OF
HIS ANGER IN.
>> Mordecai: WHY WOULD HE DO
THAT?
>> Pops: BECAUSE OF ME!
>> All: WHAT?!
>> Pops: I TOLD HIM THAT IF HE
DIDN'T STOP YELLING AT YOU TWO,
I WOULD FIRE HIM.
>> Skips: POPS, YOU CAN'T DO
THAT.
>> Pops: BUT I AM TECHNICALLY
HIS BOSS.
>> Skips: POPS, YOU CAN'T MAKE
HIM BOTTLE UP HIS ANGER LIKE
THAT.
YOU GOTTA GET HIM TO YELL AT YOU
GUYS.
>> Mordecai: NOT A PROBLEM.
HEY, BENSON!
YOU'RE A SORRY EXCUSE FOR A
MANAGER!
>> Rigby: YEAH, YOU NASAL-VOICED
LOSER-LONER!
>> Mordecai: GO BACK TO NIGHT
SCHOOL AND LEARN HOW TO HAVE A
PERSONALITY!
>> Rigby: AND GUESS WHAT!
WE'RE THE ONES WHO KEEP SENDING
PIZZAS TO YOUR APARTMENT!
>> Mordecai: AND WE'RE THE ONES
WHO SWITCHED THE DETERGENT WITH
COFFEE.
[ WHOOSH! ]
DUDE! IT'S JUST MAKING IT WORSE!
POPS, YOU HAVE TO TELL BENSON
IT'S OKAY TO YELL AT US!
>> Pops: I CAN'T!
THERE'S NEVER A REASON TO YELL
AT PEOPLE!
>> Mordecai: POPS! LOOK AROUND!
THE PARK IS DISINTEGRATING, AND
BENSON'S GONNA EXPLODE!
>> Muscle Man: [ SQUEALING ]
>> Mordecai: POPS! DO SOMETHING!
>> Pops: BENSON, I NEED YOU TO
YELL AT MORDECAI AND RIGBY!
>> Benson: BUT IF I YELL, YOU'LL
FIRE ME.
>> Pops: FORGET WHAT I SAID,
BENSON!
IF YOU DON'T YELL AT MORDECAI
AND RIGBY RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE
FIRED!
[ RUMBLE! ]
>> Benson: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
YOU LAZY NO-GOOD SLACKERS DRIVE
ME NUTS!
CAN'T YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME ONCE
IN YOUR WORTHLESS LIVES?!
'CAUSE IF YOU DID, YOU'D SEE I'M
TRYING TO TEACH YOU SOME SIMPLE
RESPONSIBILITY, SOME PRIDE IN
DOING A JOB WELL DONE!
BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW A JOB WELL
DONE IF YOU PAID SOMEONE TO DO
IT FOR YOU, AND EVEN THEN, YOU'D
SCREW IT ALL UP ON THE ACCOUNT
THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN FOLLOW THE
SIMPLEST OF INSTRUCTIONS,
WORRYING MORE ABOUT LOOKING COOL
THAN DOING YOUR JOB!
[ EXPLOSION ]
>> Pops: BENSON!
BENSON, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
>> Benson: YEAH, I'M FINE.
SORRY THINGS GOT SO OUT OF
CONTROL, POPS.
>> Pops: IT WAS MY MISTAKE.
FROM NOW ON, I'LL LEAVE PARK
MANAGING TO THE PARK MANAGER.
THOUGH, I DO WISH YOU WOULDN'T
YELL AT MORDECAI AND RIGBY SO
MUCH.
>> Benson: LET ME GIVE IT A
SHOT.
HEY, MORDECAI AND RIGBY.
>> Mordecai: [ COUGHS ]
>> Benson: CLEAN THIS MESS UP,
OR YOU'RE FIRED.
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ HIGH-PITCHED RINGING ]
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
WHAT ARE THEY LAUGHING AT?
>> Rigby: WHAT?!
>> * 'ROUND, 'ROUND, GET AROUND,
I GET AROUND *
* YEAH, GET AROUND, 'ROUND,
'ROUND, I GET AROUND *
>> * I GET AROUND
* FROM TOWN TO TOWN
* I'M A REAL COOL HEAD
* I'M MAKIN' REAL GOOD BREAD
* I'M GETTIN' BUGGED DRIVIN' UP
AND DOWN THE SAME OLD STRIP *
* I GOTTA FIND A NEW PLACE WHERE
THE KIDS ARE HIP *
>> [ SQUEAKS ]
>> * MY BUDDIES AND ME ARE
GETTIN' REAL WELL-KNOWN *
* YEAH, THE BAD GUYS KNOW US,
AND THEY LEAVE US ALONE *
* I GET AROUND
* FROM TOWN TO TOWN
* I'M A REAL COOL HEAD
* I'M MAKIN' REAL GOOD BREAD
>> * I GET AROUND
>> * 'ROUND
>> * GET AROUND, 'ROUND,
'ROUND *
* OOOOH
>> Mordecai: I THINK IT'S
BROKEN, DUDE.
>> Rigby: HERE -- TRY THIS.
>> Skips: HEY, SOMETHING NEED
TO BE FIXED IN HERE?
>> Mordecai: SKIPS!
COME HELP US!
>> Rigby: YEAH, SKIPS CAN FIX
ANYTHING!
>> Skips: WHAT'S BROKEN?
>> Rigby: SO, WE CREATED THIS
PROJECT IN EDESIGNER PLUS,
RIGHT?
>> Mordecai: THEN WE TRIED
PRINTING IT, BUT IT GAVE
"ERROR 219."
>> Skips: UH...HUH.
>> Rigby: WE DOUBLE-CHECKED, AND
THE DRIVER IS DEFINITELY
INSTALLED.
[ DIAL-UP MODEM STATIC ]
>> Mordecai: SO, YOU CAN
FIX IT?
>> Skips: S-SURE.
[ ALARMS BLARING ]
[ GASPS ]
[ GROWLS ]
WE GOTTA DESTROY THIS!
>> Mordecai: NO! STOP!
>> Rigby: SKIPS, IT'S JUST A
COMPUTER!
>> Mordecai: PUT IT DOWN, DUDE!
>> Skips: FELLAS, I'VE BEEN
AROUND THE BLOCK A FEW TIMES.
THERE'S SOMETHING EVIL IN THAT
COMPUTER.
WE GOTTA SMASH IT!
>> Rigby: PLEASE! STOP!
[ ALL PANTING ]
>> Mordecai: YOU DON'T KNOW HOW
TO FIX THIS, DO YOU?
>> Skips: WHAT?!
>> Rigby: WHOA!
YOU TOTALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO
FIX THIS, DO YOU?
[ BASH! ]
OWWWWW!
>> Mordecai: SKIPS, IT'S OKAY.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNOW HOW TO
FIX EVERYTHING.
DON'T WORRY.
WE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
[ SCRAPE! ]
>> Skips: WELL, I CAN FIX
ANYTHING, YOU KNOW.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, SKIPS.
WE KNOW.
>> Rigby: DUDE, I THOUGHT SKIPS
COULD FIX EVERYTHING.
>> Mordecai: WELL, YEAH, BUT NOT
COMPUTERS.
COME ON.
LET'S FIGURE THIS OUT OURSELVES.
>> Skips: MORDECAI! RIGBY!
I FIGURED OUT HOW TO FIX ERROR
219.
[ BEEPING ]
[ SNIFFS ]
[ BEEP ]
[ ALARMS BLARING ]
[ GASPS ]
>> Mordecai: SKIPS, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING?!
>> Skips: I WAS JUST TRYING TO
FIX YOUR ERROR 219.
>> Rigby: [ SIGHS ]
BUT IT'S NOT A 219 ANYMORE.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, WHILE YOU
WERE GONE, WE MESSED IT UP, AND
NOW IT'S AN ERROR 220.
>> Rigby: AH, DUDE, IT'S EVEN
WORSE NOW.
>> Mordecai: LOOK, SKIPS, IT'S
FINE.
WE CALLED SOMEONE TO COME FIX
IT.
>> Skips: YOU WHAT?!
LOOK, GUYS, I CAN DO THIS.
I JUST NEED MORE TIME.
WHEN IS THIS GUY SUPPOSED TO
GET HERE?
>> Mordecai: IN AN HOUR.
>> Skips: OKAY, LOOK, I CAN TAKE
CARE OF THIS.
IF HE GETS HERE BEFORE ME, STALL
HIM.
>> Mordecai: WHY?
>> Skips: JUST DO IT!
>> Rigby: GEEZ!
>> Mordecai: OKAY, OKAY!
>> Rigby: MAN, WHAT'S SKIPS'
PROBLEM?
>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW.
I THINK HE NEEDS TO REALIZE THAT
THERE'S SOME THINGS HE JUST
CAN'T FIX.
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
>> Skips: I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO
FIX AN ERROR 220.
>> [ SCOFFS ] WE DON'T KNOW.
>> YEAH, LOOK IT UP ON THE
INTERNET.
>> Skips: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO
USE THE INTERNET.
>> OKAY.
FIRST, OPEN THE INTERNET.
>> Skips: UHHH...
WHICH ONE'S THE INTERNET?
>> UGH! OPEN THE INTERNET!
JUST USE THE MOUSE AND CLICK THE
INTERNET BUTTON.
>> Skips: UHHH...
>> LOOK. SEE THOSE?
THEY'RE CALLED PROGRAMS!
NOW, CLICK THE INTERNET TO OPEN
THE INTERNET.
>> Skips: UHHH...
[ MOUSE CLICKING ]
>> NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
YOU CAN'T JUST OPEN A TON OF
PROGRAMS AT ONCE.
IT JUST MAKES THE COMPUTER GO
REALLY SLOW.
>> YEAH. DON'T YOU KNOW?
>> GAH!
YOU'RE WORSE THAN MY PARENTS
ASKING ME COMPUTER QUESTIONS
OVER THE PHONE.
I'M TAKING A BREAK.
>> YEAH, ME TOO.
>> HEY, TECHMO, HELP THIS GUY
WITH HIS COMPUTER PROBLEM.
WE'RE TAKING OUR BREAK.
[ DOOR SLAMS ]
>> SKIPS!
>> Skips: TECHMO?
DO I KNOW YOU?
>> OH, YOU PROBABLY DON'T
RECOGNIZE ME.
MY NAME USED TO BE SAMSON.
REMEMBER?
YOU FIXED MY ARM BACK IN 1783?
>> Skips: OH-HO! YEAH!
HOW'S THE OLD ARM HOLDING UP?
>> OH, UH, I TRADED IT IN FOR AN
UPGRADE A FEW YEARS BACK.
PRETTY COOL, HUH?
SO, WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE?
>> Skips: I'M TRYING TO FIGURE
OUT HOW TO FIX AN ERROR 220.
>> PFFT. EASY.
JUST HOLD THE POWER BUTTON,
WAIT FIVE SECONDS, AND PRESS
"PRINT."
GOT THAT?
>> Skips: POWER...BUTTON?
>> OHHHH, BOY.
[ RINGING ]
YOU KNOW WHAT, SKIPS?
I GET THAT YOU'RE MORE OF A
"HANDS-ON" LEARNER.
HOW ABOUT YOU JOIN ME ON A HOUSE
CALL -- SEE ME FIX ONE FOR REAL?
>> Skips: O...KAY.
>> LET'S DO THIS.
[ BEEPING ]
[ ENGINE REVS, TIRES SQUEAL ]
WANT TO HEAR MY BAND?
[ TECHNO VERSION OF
"YANKEE DOODLE" PLAYS ]
[ TIRES SCREECH ]
[ MUSIC STOPS ]
>> Skips: [ MOANS ]
OH, GREAT.
YOUR HOUSE CALL'S IN THIS HOUSE?
>> REMEMBER WHEN YOU FIXED MY
ARM HERE?
HARD TO BELIEVE IT USED TO BE A
BATTLEFIELD, HUH?
>> Mordecai: YOU'RE MAKING IT
WORSE!
>> Rigby: STOP PRESSING THINGS!
[ RAPID BEEPING ]
>> WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO?!
>> Mordecai: TECHMO! COME QUICK!
>> Rigby: HURRY!
>> WHOA!
>> Mordecai: OH.
UH...HEY, SKIPS.
>> Skips: THANKS FOR STALLING
HIM.
>> OKAY, DUDES, BRIEF ME.
>> Rigby: IT STILL WON'T PRINT
OUR FILE.
>> Mordecai: THE MONITOR JUST
STARTED FLASHING.
>> Rigby: AND ABOUT 20 MINUTES
AGO, THESE STARTED COMING OUT OF
THE PRINTER.
>> A THREATENING HAIKU.
THIS IS BAD.
DON'T WORRY, DUDES.
[ ZAP! WHIR! ]
ELEVATE KEYBOARD!
[ ZAP! ]
>> Both: WHOA!
>> Skips: WHAT THE...?
>> ERROR 220...LET'S DANCE.
[ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ]
[ GRUNTS ]
ELEVATE KEYBOARD!
[ GRUNTS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Skips: CAN SOMEBODY FILL ME
IN ON WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
ARE WE STILL JUST TRYING TO
PRINT SOMETHING?!
>> THIS IS THE WORST ERROR 220
I'VE EVER SEEN.
I'VE GOT NO CHOICE.
I'M JACKING IN.
>> Skips: ARE YOU SURE WE JUST
CAN'T SMASH IT?
>> Mordecai: SKIPS!
JUST LET HIM DO HIS THING!
>> Skips: ALL RIGHT.
[ BEEP ]
>> [ MOANS ]
I'M IN.
HA HA!
I SEE IT!
ERROR 220...PREPARE TO BE PWNED!
[ CRASH! ]
WHAT?
ERROR 220?!
[ SQUEAK! ]
>> NO, TECHNOMANCER.
IT WAS I, THE DOOMAGEDDON VIRUS,
ALL ALONG.
THANKS TO YOU, WE WILL NOW BE
ABLE TO DIGITIZE THE EXTERNAL
WORLD.
>> WAIT -- "WE"?
>> YES.
PREPARE TO BE ASSIMILATED.
RESISTANCE IS DUMB!
>> N-O-O-O-O-O!
[ CRACKLE! CRACKLE! ]
[ GROANING ]
SKIPS!
REMEMBER HOW I TOLD YOU NEVER
TO SMASH A COMPUTER?
I WAS WRONG!
[ Doomageddon's voice ] THANK
YOU FOR RELEASING THE
DOOMAGEDDON VIRUS.
GOODBYE.
[ BEEP ]
>> Skips: I KNEW THAT COMPUTER
WAS EVIL!
WE GOTTA DESTROY IT BEFORE IT'S
TOO LATE.
>> Mordecai: AAAH!
>> Pops: [ GIGGLES ]
AAAAAAH!
>> Mordecai: DO IT, MAN!
>> UNH-UNH-UNH!
>> Mordecai: DON'T WORRY, SKIPS!
WE GOT THIS!
[ BOTH SCREAM ]
>> Skips: TECHMO! NO!
>> THERE IS NO MORE TECHMO --
ONLY DOOMAGEDDON.
NOW DIE!
>> Skips: AAAH!
[ CRASH! ]
>> Mordecai: HE'S JUST TOO FAST!
>> Skips: TOO...FAST?
>> Rigby: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!
>> Skips: ON THE COUNT OF THREE,
YOU GUYS MAKE A BREAK FOR THE
KEYBOARD AND KEEP OPENING
PROGRAMS -- AS MANY AS YOU CAN.
>> Mordecai: OKAY, GOT IT!
>> Rigby: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA
DO?!
>> Skips: ME?
I'M GONNA FIX THIS.
OKAY.
ONE...TWO...THREE!
>> [ LAUGHING EVILLY ]
A SLEDGEHAMMER? REALLY?
AN ANALOG RELIC IN A DIGITAL
WORLD.
[ GRUNTS ]
IRONIC, REALLY, THAT A DINOSAUR
LIKE YOU WOULD BE THE FIRST
LIVING THING TO BE DIGITIZED.
GOODBYE.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ DIAL-UP MODEM STATIC ]
WHAT DID YOU DO?!
>> Skips: DON'T YOU KNOW?
IF YOU OPEN A BUNCH OF PROGRAMS,
YOU'LL SLOW DOWN.
[ GRUNTING ]
>> NO!
N-N-NO!
[ GROANS ]
[ Normal voice ] WOW.
SKIPS, I GOT TO SAY --
I'VE KNOWN SOME GREAT
TECHNOMANCERS IN MY DAY, BUT
NONE OF THEM HAVE DEFEATED
DOOMAGEDDON.
IF I HAD THE AUTHORITY, I'D MAKE
YOU AN HONORARY TECHNOMANCER.
>> Skips: THANKS, TECHMO.
[ RINGING ]
>> WELL, DUTY CALLS.
[ PRINTER WHIRS ]
>> Skips: [ GASPS ]
NO!
>> Mordecai: SKIPS, WAIT!
THIS IS WHAT WE WERE TRYING TO
PRINT ALL ALONG.
>> Skips: HUH?
"THANKS, SKIPS, FOR ALL YOUR
HELP AROUND THE PARK.
WE ALL REALLY APPRECIATE YOU.
MORDO AND RIGS."
AWW.
THANKS, FELLAS.
>> Mordecai: [ SIGHS ] OH, MAN.
BENSON'S GONNA KILL US WHEN HE
SEES ALL THIS BROKEN STUFF.
>> Rigby: MAYBE IF WE BURY
EVERYTHING IN THE YARD, HE'LL
NEVER KNOW.
>> Skips: YOU GUYS JUST LEAVE IT
TO ME.
>> Both: THANKS, SKIPS.
>> * GET AROUND, 'ROUND, 'ROUND,
I GET AROUND *
>> * WA-WA-OOH
>> * GET AROUND, 'ROUND, 'ROUND,