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>> Pops: [ LAUGHING ]

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UHP!

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[ LAUGHING ]

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>> Benson: COME ON!

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YOU KNOW THAT'S NOT THE WAY

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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO IT!

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>> Mordecai: WELL, THIS WAY'S

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TOTALLY FASTER.

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>> Rigby: YEAH, CUTS THE TIME IN

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HALF.

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>> Benson: BUT YOU'RE ACTUALLY

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CUTTING IT IN HALF, YOU IDIOTS!

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OH, AND GREAT!

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YOU MANAGED TO BREAK THE SAW IN

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THE PROCESS!

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NOW WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO BUY A

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NEW ONE!

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WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?!

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SODA?! YOU CAN'T USE SODA!

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>> Mordecai: YEAH, BUT THE

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HOSE --

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>> Benson: OH, WHAT?!

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IT'S TOO HARD TO GET THE HOSE

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OFF THE SHED?!

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UNBELIEVABLE!

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>> Rigby: WELL, AT LEAST IT'S

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DIET.

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NOBODY DRINKS THAT.

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>> Benson: I DRINK DIET!

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>> Pops: [ GROANS ]

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>> Benson: NOT ONLY DID YOU GUYS

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RUIN THE HOSE...

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>> Pops: OKAY, MEN, THIS IS THE

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HOUR OF OUR PROMINENCE.

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ON MY SIGNAL, CHARGE!

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WAHHHH!

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>> Benson: YOU'VE GOT TO BE

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KIDDING ME!

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GIVE ME THAT!

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WHAT IS THIS -- SANDPAPER?!

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YOU'RE SCRATCHING UP THE WHOLE

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THING!

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>> Pops: BENSON, WOULD YOU COME

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SEE ME FOR A MOMENT, PLEASE?

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>> Both: OHHH...

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SOMEBODY'S BUSTED!

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>> Benson: OH, GROW UP.

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>> Both: * B-B-B-BUSTED BENSON!

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B-B-B-BUSTED! *

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>> Benson: WHAT IS IT, POPS?

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I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING.

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>> Pops: HAVE A SEAT.

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>> Benson: [ SIGHS ]

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>> Pops: DO YOU KNOW WHY I

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CALLED YOU IN HERE?

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>> Benson: DID YOU LOSE THE

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COLONEL AGAIN?

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TRY UNDER YOUR HAT.

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>> Pops: IT'S A PROBLEM

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CONCERNING MORDECAI AND RIGBY.

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>> Benson: WHAT ELSE IS NEW?

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DON'T WORRY, POPS.

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I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.

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>> Pops: THEN WE UNDERSTAND EACH

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OTHER?

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>> Benson: ABSOLUTELY.

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I'VE ALREADY WARNED THEM -- ONE

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MORE SCREW-UP AND THEY'RE BOTH

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FIRED.

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>> Pops: BUT...BENSON, I WAS

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REFERRING TO YOU.

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>> Benson: WHAT?

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>> Pops: I'D LIKE YOU TO STOP

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YELLING AT MORDECAI AND RIGBY.

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>> Benson: [ SCOFFS ]

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YOU'RE KIDDING.

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>> Pops: QUITE THE OPPOSITE.

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IT'S TOO NEGATIVE AND BAD FOR

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MORALE.

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>> Benson: WHAT MORALE?

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THOSE SLACKERS NEVER DO ANYTHING

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UNLESS YOU YELL AT THEM.

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>> Pops: THERE'S NEVER A REASON

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TO YELL AT ANYONE.

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>> Benson: THEY GIVE ME A

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MILLION REASONS EVERY DAY.

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[ SCOFFS ]

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YOU JUST WANT ME TO BE NICE TO

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THEM?

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>> Pops: YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE

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NICE -- JUST DON'T YELL.

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>> Benson: [ GROANS ]

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LISTEN, POPS, I APPRECIATE THE

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CONCERN, BUT I KNOW HOW TO DO MY

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JOB.

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>> Pops: BENSON, I THINK IT'S

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CLEAR THAT MY FATHER PUTS ME IN

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CHARGE OF RUNNING THE PARK WHEN

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HE'S NOT AROUND, RIGHT?

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>> Benson: YES, BUT --

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>> Pops: AND THAT MEANS YOU MUST

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DO WHAT I SAY?

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>> Benson: TECHNICALLY, BUT I --

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>> Pops: AND I AM ORDERING YOU

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TO STOP YELLING AT MORDECAI AND

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RIGBY.

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>> Benson: POPS --

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>> Pops: UNDERSTOOD?

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>> Benson: UNDERSTOOD.

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>> Rigby: SO, WHAT DID POPS

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WANT?

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>> Benson: NOTH--

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YOU GUYS ARE STILL NOT --

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GUYS ARE STILL NOT DONE...

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>> Mordecai: WHAT?

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YOU TOLD US TO TAKE IT NICE AND

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EASY.

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>> Rigby: YEAH, I GET IT NOW.

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IT TAKES TIME TO DO THINGS

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RIGHT.

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>> Mordecai: YOU RUSH, YOU MAKE

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MISTAKES.

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>> Benson: THAT'S NOT THE POINT

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I WAS TRYING TO MAKE.

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>> Mordecai: AND THEN WE STARTED

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THINKIN' -- WHY CLEAN SOMETHING,

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ANYWAYS?

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DIRT IS A NATURAL THING.

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IT'S LIKE PART OF LIFE, YOU

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KNOW.

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[ SIMMER! ]

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>> Rigby: YEAH, AND, LIKE, WHAT

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IS A HOSE?

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HO-O-O-O-O-O-SE.

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>> Mordecai: HO-O-O-O-SE.

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>> Rigby: HO-O-O-O-SE?

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>> Mordecai: HO-O-O-O-SE.

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>> Benson: [ GRUNTING ]

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>> Rigby: YEAH, EXACTLY.

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BUT WHEN YOU TURN IT ON...

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SORRY.

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>> Benson: GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!

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>> Pops: BENSON, WHAT DID WE

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JUST DISCUSS?

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>> Benson: YEAH, BUT COME ON,

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POPS.

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THEY WERE TOTALLY --

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>> Pops: BENSON, I'M SERIOUS

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ABOUT THIS ISSUE.

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NOW, IF YOU YELL AT THEM AGAIN,

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I'M GOING TO HAVE TO WRITE YOU

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UP.

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>> Benson: URRRRRRRRNGH!

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OKAY, OKAY.

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I'LL TRY TO GET IT UNDER

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CONTROL.

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[ KEYBOARD CLACKING ]

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"RECITE A PERSONAL MANTRA."

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"OMM"?

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WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

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NEXT!

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[ MOUSE CLICKS TWICE ]

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>> OH! HELLO, FRIEND.

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I'M FITCH MUNDERSON.

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[ DOG BARKS ]

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AND THIS IS KIMMY.

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>> Benson: OKAY, WHERE'S THIS

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GOING?

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[ MOUSE CLICKS ]

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>> WE HAVE A SURE-FIRE WAY TO

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HELP YOU CONTROL YOUR ANGER FOR

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ONLY $60.

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>> Benson: NOPE.

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[ MOUSE CLICKING ]

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[ COMPUTER WHIRRING ]

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>> Benson: UGH! COME ON! CLOSE!

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RRRRRRRRRRUH!

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OMM, OMM, OMM, OMM...

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OMM...OMM...

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[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]

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HUH. I GUESS IT WORKS.

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[ RATTLE! CLANK! CLATTER! ]

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>> Mordecai: HEY, BENSON.

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HAVE YOU SEEN THE KEYS TO THE

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CART?

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>> Benson: OMM, OMM...

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>> Rigby: WE CAN'T FIND THEM

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ANYWHERE.

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UH-OH.

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>> Benson: OMM...

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>> WHOO! YEE-HAW!

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[ TIRES SQUEAL ]

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>> Mordecai: NEVER MIND.

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I THINK I KNOW WHERE THEY ARE.

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>> Benson: RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAGH!

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>> Both: AAH!

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>> Pops: BENSON! I WARNED YOU!

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>> Benson: POPS, YOU'RE WRITING

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ME UP?

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>> Pops: YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS

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NEXT, DON'T YOU?

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>> Benson: OF COURSE --

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VERBAL WARNING, WRITE-UP, FIRED.

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BUT YOU WOULDN'T FIRE ME, POPS.

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>> Pops: I'LL DO WHAT I MUST.

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>> Benson: WHAT?!

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POPS, YOU CAN'T TAKE THIS JOB

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AWAY FROM ME!

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IT'S ALL I HAVE!

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>> Pops: I'M SORRY, BENSON.

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IF YOU YELL AT MORDECAI AND

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RIGBY AGAIN, I'LL BE FORCED TO

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FIRE YOU.

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>> Benson: UNH! UNH! UNH! UNH!

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UNH! UNH! UNH! UNH! UNH! UNH!

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>> Skips: GEEZ, BENSON.

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TRY COUNTING TO 10.

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>> Benson: GRRR!

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>> Skips: BETTER MAKE IT 100.

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>> Benson: 1, 2...

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7, 8, 9...

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75...

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76...

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77...

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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>> Mordecai: OH. HEY, BENSON.

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WHAT'S UP?

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WE'RE FINALLY PAINTING THE SHED.

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[ SPLAT! ]

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[ BOTH LAUGH ]

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[ CRASH! ]

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>> Benson: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

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78, 79, 80, 81...

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>> Rigby: DUDE, WHAT'S HE DOING?

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>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW,

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BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK HE'LL DO

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WHEN HE GETS TO 100?

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>> All: 88, 89, 90...

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>> Both: 91, 92, 93...

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>> Benson: RRRRRRRRR!

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[ INHALES DEEPLY ]

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RRRRRRRRRRRRRUNGH!

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>> Both: ...97, 98, 99...

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[ SIZZLE! ]

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>> Benson: [ HUFFING ]

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[ BEEP ]

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[ HUFFING ]

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[ DOOR SLAMS ]

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>> THE KEY TO MANAGING YOUR

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ANGER IS CONTROL.

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FOR EXAMPLE, ONE SHOULD NEVER

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YELL, EVEN IF IT'S TO PASS THE

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SALT.

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[ INDISTINCT ARGUING ]

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>> Benson: PASS THE SALT,

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PLEASE?

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>> QUIET!

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BENSON HAS SOMETHING HE WANTS TO

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SAY!

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>> Benson: UM...PASS --

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>> LOOK HERE, SON!

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YOU'RE NEVER GONNA GET ANYTHING

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IN THIS LIFE IF YOU DON'T YELL

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FOR IT!

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>> Benson: PASS...

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PASS THE SALT!

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>> ATTABOY!

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[ RUMBLE! CRASH! ]

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>> Pops: BENSON! YOU'RE FIRED!

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>> Benson: N-O-O-O-O-O-O!

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UNH! NUNH! UNH!

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[ SHATTER! ]

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[ THUD! ]

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[ CRASH! ]

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DUNNNH!

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[ CRASH! THUD! ]

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[ PANTING ]

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KEEP IT TOGETHER, BENSON.

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YOU STILL GOT A WHOLE DAY OF

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WORK LEFT.

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[ HUFFING ]

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>> HEY, BUDDY, ARE YOU OKAY?

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>> Benson: FINE! FINE!

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[ HUFFING ]

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[ ZOOM! ]

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>> Rigby: ALMOST THE RECORD.

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ALMOST THE RECORD!

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[ CRASH! ]

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OOF!

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NOT QUITE THE RECORD.

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>> Benson: [ HUFFING ]

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>> Mordecai: [ GASPS ] BENSON.

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UH...LOOK, WE'RE SORRY, MAN.

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>> Benson: NO.

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>> Rigby: AW, MAN.

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HERE IT COMES.

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>> Benson: I'M NOT GONNA YELL.

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>> Mordecai: AWW, YE-A-AH!

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>> Rigby: S-WEET!

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>> Benson: I'M NOT...

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GONNA...

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YELL...

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[ RATTLE! ]

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[ SIZZLE! ]

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[ FOOSH! ]

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[ CRACKLE! ]

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[ WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! WHIRL! ]

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[ SPARK! ]

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>> Mordecai: WHOA.

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BENSON, ARE YOU O--

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[ FOOOOOOSH! ]

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WHAT THE...?

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[ RUMBLE! ]

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[ WHOOSH! ]

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[ CRASH! ]

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[ TIRES SCREECH ]

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>> Skips: WHAT HAPPENED?!

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>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW!

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BENSON SAW US CRASH THE CART,

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AND INSTEAD OF LAYING INTO US,

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HE SAID HE WASN'T GONNA YELL!

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>> Rigby: AND THEN HE TURNED

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INTO THAT!

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>> Skips: HE'S HOLDING ALL OF

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HIS ANGER IN.

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>> Mordecai: WHY WOULD HE DO

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THAT?

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>> Pops: BECAUSE OF ME!

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>> All: WHAT?!

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>> Pops: I TOLD HIM THAT IF HE

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DIDN'T STOP YELLING AT YOU TWO,

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I WOULD FIRE HIM.

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>> Skips: POPS, YOU CAN'T DO

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THAT.

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>> Pops: BUT I AM TECHNICALLY

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HIS BOSS.

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>> Skips: POPS, YOU CAN'T MAKE

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HIM BOTTLE UP HIS ANGER LIKE

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THAT.

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YOU GOTTA GET HIM TO YELL AT YOU

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GUYS.

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>> Mordecai: NOT A PROBLEM.

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HEY, BENSON!

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YOU'RE A SORRY EXCUSE FOR A

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MANAGER!

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>> Rigby: YEAH, YOU NASAL-VOICED

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LOSER-LONER!

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>> Mordecai: GO BACK TO NIGHT

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SCHOOL AND LEARN HOW TO HAVE A

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PERSONALITY!

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>> Rigby: AND GUESS WHAT!

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WE'RE THE ONES WHO KEEP SENDING

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PIZZAS TO YOUR APARTMENT!

354
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>> Mordecai: AND WE'RE THE ONES

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WHO SWITCHED THE DETERGENT WITH

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COFFEE.

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[ WHOOSH! ]

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DUDE! IT'S JUST MAKING IT WORSE!

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POPS, YOU HAVE TO TELL BENSON

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IT'S OKAY TO YELL AT US!

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>> Pops: I CAN'T!

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THERE'S NEVER A REASON TO YELL

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AT PEOPLE!

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>> Mordecai: POPS! LOOK AROUND!

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THE PARK IS DISINTEGRATING, AND

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BENSON'S GONNA EXPLODE!

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>> Muscle Man: [ SQUEALING ]

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>> Mordecai: POPS! DO SOMETHING!

369
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>> Pops: BENSON, I NEED YOU TO

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YELL AT MORDECAI AND RIGBY!

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>> Benson: BUT IF I YELL, YOU'LL

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FIRE ME.

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>> Pops: FORGET WHAT I SAID,

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BENSON!

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IF YOU DON'T YELL AT MORDECAI

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AND RIGBY RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE

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FIRED!

378
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[ RUMBLE! ]

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>> Benson: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!

380
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YOU LAZY NO-GOOD SLACKERS DRIVE

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ME NUTS!

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CAN'T YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME ONCE

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IN YOUR WORTHLESS LIVES?!

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'CAUSE IF YOU DID, YOU'D SEE I'M

385
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TRYING TO TEACH YOU SOME SIMPLE

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RESPONSIBILITY, SOME PRIDE IN

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DOING A JOB WELL DONE!

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BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW A JOB WELL

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DONE IF YOU PAID SOMEONE TO DO

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IT FOR YOU, AND EVEN THEN, YOU'D

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SCREW IT ALL UP ON THE ACCOUNT

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THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN FOLLOW THE

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SIMPLEST OF INSTRUCTIONS,

394
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WORRYING MORE ABOUT LOOKING COOL

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THAN DOING YOUR JOB!

396
00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:20,888
[ EXPLOSION ]

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>> Pops: BENSON!

398
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BENSON, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

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>> Benson: YEAH, I'M FINE.

400
00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,002
SORRY THINGS GOT SO OUT OF

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CONTROL, POPS.

402
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:37,805
>> Pops: IT WAS MY MISTAKE.

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FROM NOW ON, I'LL LEAVE PARK

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MANAGING TO THE PARK MANAGER.

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THOUGH, I DO WISH YOU WOULDN'T

406
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YELL AT MORDECAI AND RIGBY SO

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MUCH.

408
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>> Benson: LET ME GIVE IT A

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SHOT.

410
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HEY, MORDECAI AND RIGBY.

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>> Mordecai: [ COUGHS ]

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>> Benson: CLEAN THIS MESS UP,

413
00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:52,319
OR YOU'RE FIRED.

414
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[ LAUGHTER ]

415
00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:58,826
[ HIGH-PITCHED RINGING ]

416
00:10:58,826 --> 00:10:59,659
>> Mordecai: WHAT?

417
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:00,761
WHAT ARE THEY LAUGHING AT?

418
00:11:00,761 --> 00:11:22,716
>> Rigby: WHAT?!

419
00:11:22,716 --> 00:11:24,351
>> * 'ROUND, 'ROUND, GET AROUND,

420
00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:25,518
I GET AROUND *

421
00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,254
* YEAH, GET AROUND, 'ROUND,

422
00:11:27,254 --> 00:11:28,756
'ROUND, I GET AROUND *

423
00:11:28,756 --> 00:11:31,691
>> * I GET AROUND

424
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,661
* FROM TOWN TO TOWN

425
00:11:34,661 --> 00:11:37,530
* I'M A REAL COOL HEAD

426
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:41,601
* I'M MAKIN' REAL GOOD BREAD

427
00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:43,070
* I'M GETTIN' BUGGED DRIVIN' UP

428
00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:44,872
AND DOWN THE SAME OLD STRIP *

429
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,974
* I GOTTA FIND A NEW PLACE WHERE

430
00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:50,677
THE KIDS ARE HIP *

431
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:51,912
>> [ SQUEAKS ]

432
00:11:51,912 --> 00:11:53,246
>> * MY BUDDIES AND ME ARE

433
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GETTIN' REAL WELL-KNOWN *

434
00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:56,884
* YEAH, THE BAD GUYS KNOW US,

435
00:11:56,884 --> 00:11:58,451
AND THEY LEAVE US ALONE *

436
00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:01,388
* I GET AROUND

437
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:04,357
* FROM TOWN TO TOWN

438
00:12:04,357 --> 00:12:07,227
* I'M A REAL COOL HEAD

439
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:11,131
* I'M MAKIN' REAL GOOD BREAD

440
00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:12,665
>> * I GET AROUND

441
00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:13,700
>> * 'ROUND

442
00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:14,734
>> * GET AROUND, 'ROUND,

443
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:15,235
'ROUND *

444
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,871
* OOOOH

445
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>> Mordecai: I THINK IT'S

446
00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:19,739
BROKEN, DUDE.

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00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:20,908
>> Rigby: HERE -- TRY THIS.

448
00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:22,309
>> Skips: HEY, SOMETHING NEED

449
00:12:22,309 --> 00:12:23,276
TO BE FIXED IN HERE?

450
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:24,211
>> Mordecai: SKIPS!

451
00:12:24,211 --> 00:12:24,878
COME HELP US!

452
00:12:24,878 --> 00:12:26,113
>> Rigby: YEAH, SKIPS CAN FIX

453
00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:26,646
ANYTHING!

454
00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:27,680
>> Skips: WHAT'S BROKEN?

455
00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:28,949
>> Rigby: SO, WE CREATED THIS

456
00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:30,083
PROJECT IN EDESIGNER PLUS,

457
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:30,483
RIGHT?

458
00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:31,618
>> Mordecai: THEN WE TRIED

459
00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:32,685
PRINTING IT, BUT IT GAVE

460
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"ERROR 219."

461
00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,187
>> Skips: UH...HUH.

462
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:35,522
>> Rigby: WE DOUBLE-CHECKED, AND

463
00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:36,589
THE DRIVER IS DEFINITELY

464
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:37,124
INSTALLED.

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[ DIAL-UP MODEM STATIC ]

466
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>> Mordecai: SO, YOU CAN

467
00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:41,795
FIX IT?

468
00:12:41,795 --> 00:12:43,931
>> Skips: S-SURE.

469
00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:48,768
[ ALARMS BLARING ]

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[ GASPS ]

471
00:12:49,569 --> 00:12:51,171
[ GROWLS ]

472
00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:52,806
WE GOTTA DESTROY THIS!

473
00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:53,974
>> Mordecai: NO! STOP!

474
00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:55,275
>> Rigby: SKIPS, IT'S JUST A

475
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:55,843
COMPUTER!

476
00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,244
>> Mordecai: PUT IT DOWN, DUDE!

477
00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:58,545
>> Skips: FELLAS, I'VE BEEN

478
00:12:58,545 --> 00:12:59,880
AROUND THE BLOCK A FEW TIMES.

479
00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,548
THERE'S SOMETHING EVIL IN THAT

480
00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:02,215
COMPUTER.

481
00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:03,516
WE GOTTA SMASH IT!

482
00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:05,185
>> Rigby: PLEASE! STOP!

483
00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:07,855
[ ALL PANTING ]

484
00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:09,022
>> Mordecai: YOU DON'T KNOW HOW

485
00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:09,823
TO FIX THIS, DO YOU?

486
00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:10,523
>> Skips: WHAT?!

487
00:13:10,523 --> 00:13:11,158
>> Rigby: WHOA!

488
00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:12,359
YOU TOTALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO

489
00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:13,060
FIX THIS, DO YOU?

490
00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:13,593
[ BASH! ]

491
00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:14,661
OWWWWW!

492
00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:15,896
>> Mordecai: SKIPS, IT'S OKAY.

493
00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:17,064
YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNOW HOW TO

494
00:13:17,064 --> 00:13:17,764
FIX EVERYTHING.

495
00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:18,365
DON'T WORRY.

496
00:13:18,365 --> 00:13:20,267
WE'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.

497
00:13:20,267 --> 00:13:22,269
[ SCRAPE! ]

498
00:13:22,269 --> 00:13:23,703
>> Skips: WELL, I CAN FIX

499
00:13:23,703 --> 00:13:24,838
ANYTHING, YOU KNOW.

500
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,273
>> Mordecai: YEAH, SKIPS.

501
00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:26,907
WE KNOW.

502
00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:28,241
>> Rigby: DUDE, I THOUGHT SKIPS

503
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:29,209
COULD FIX EVERYTHING.

504
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:30,610
>> Mordecai: WELL, YEAH, BUT NOT

505
00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:31,144
COMPUTERS.

506
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:31,644
COME ON.

507
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,613
LET'S FIGURE THIS OUT OURSELVES.

508
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:48,795
>> Skips: MORDECAI! RIGBY!

509
00:13:48,795 --> 00:13:50,663
I FIGURED OUT HOW TO FIX ERROR

510
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:52,265
219.

511
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,267
[ BEEPING ]

512
00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,873
[ SNIFFS ]

513
00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:02,042
[ BEEP ]

514
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,043
[ ALARMS BLARING ]

515
00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:04,511
[ GASPS ]

516
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:08,048
>> Mordecai: SKIPS, WHAT ARE YOU

517
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:08,515
DOING?!

518
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:09,849
>> Skips: I WAS JUST TRYING TO

519
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:10,750
FIX YOUR ERROR 219.

520
00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:11,684
>> Rigby: [ SIGHS ]

521
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:12,953
BUT IT'S NOT A 219 ANYMORE.

522
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:14,221
>> Mordecai: YEAH, WHILE YOU

523
00:14:14,221 --> 00:14:15,588
WERE GONE, WE MESSED IT UP, AND

524
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:16,623
NOW IT'S AN ERROR 220.

525
00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:17,925
>> Rigby: AH, DUDE, IT'S EVEN

526
00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:18,491
WORSE NOW.

527
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:19,826
>> Mordecai: LOOK, SKIPS, IT'S

528
00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:20,193
FINE.

529
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,461
WE CALLED SOMEONE TO COME FIX

530
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:21,728
IT.

531
00:14:21,728 --> 00:14:22,662
>> Skips: YOU WHAT?!

532
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:24,864
LOOK, GUYS, I CAN DO THIS.

533
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,566
I JUST NEED MORE TIME.

534
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:27,734
WHEN IS THIS GUY SUPPOSED TO

535
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:28,235
GET HERE?

536
00:14:28,235 --> 00:14:29,269
>> Mordecai: IN AN HOUR.

537
00:14:29,269 --> 00:14:30,603
>> Skips: OKAY, LOOK, I CAN TAKE

538
00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:31,238
CARE OF THIS.

539
00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:32,572
IF HE GETS HERE BEFORE ME, STALL

540
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:32,872
HIM.

541
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:33,640
>> Mordecai: WHY?

542
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:34,607
>> Skips: JUST DO IT!

543
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:35,308
>> Rigby: GEEZ!

544
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:36,309
>> Mordecai: OKAY, OKAY!

545
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:37,544
>> Rigby: MAN, WHAT'S SKIPS'

546
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:38,045
PROBLEM?

547
00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:39,179
>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW.

548
00:14:39,179 --> 00:14:40,547
I THINK HE NEEDS TO REALIZE THAT

549
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:41,714
THERE'S SOME THINGS HE JUST

550
00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,683
CAN'T FIX.

551
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,859
[ TIRES SCREECH ]

552
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,829
>> Skips: I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO

553
00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:57,998
FIX AN ERROR 220.

554
00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,099
>> [ SCOFFS ] WE DON'T KNOW.

555
00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:00,133
>> YEAH, LOOK IT UP ON THE

556
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:00,600
INTERNET.

557
00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:01,634
>> Skips: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO

558
00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:03,270
USE THE INTERNET.

559
00:15:05,472 --> 00:15:06,173
>> OKAY.

560
00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:07,840
FIRST, OPEN THE INTERNET.

561
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,176
>> Skips: UHHH...

562
00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:10,510
WHICH ONE'S THE INTERNET?

563
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:11,878
>> UGH! OPEN THE INTERNET!

564
00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:13,580
JUST USE THE MOUSE AND CLICK THE

565
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,514
INTERNET BUTTON.

566
00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:17,617
>> Skips: UHHH...

567
00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:18,718
>> LOOK. SEE THOSE?

568
00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,020
THEY'RE CALLED PROGRAMS!

569
00:15:20,020 --> 00:15:21,654
NOW, CLICK THE INTERNET TO OPEN

570
00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,123
THE INTERNET.

571
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,225
>> Skips: UHHH...

572
00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:27,394
[ MOUSE CLICKING ]

573
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:28,795
>> NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

574
00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:30,163
YOU CAN'T JUST OPEN A TON OF

575
00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:31,131
PROGRAMS AT ONCE.

576
00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:32,599
IT JUST MAKES THE COMPUTER GO

577
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:33,333
REALLY SLOW.

578
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:34,767
>> YEAH. DON'T YOU KNOW?

579
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:35,302
>> GAH!

580
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:36,836
YOU'RE WORSE THAN MY PARENTS

581
00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:38,338
ASKING ME COMPUTER QUESTIONS

582
00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:39,239
OVER THE PHONE.

583
00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:40,307
I'M TAKING A BREAK.

584
00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:41,241
>> YEAH, ME TOO.

585
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:42,775
>> HEY, TECHMO, HELP THIS GUY

586
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,144
WITH HIS COMPUTER PROBLEM.

587
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:45,245
WE'RE TAKING OUR BREAK.

588
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:46,379
[ DOOR SLAMS ]

589
00:15:46,379 --> 00:15:48,048
>> SKIPS!

590
00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:49,516
>> Skips: TECHMO?

591
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:50,517
DO I KNOW YOU?

592
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:52,119
>> OH, YOU PROBABLY DON'T

593
00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,053
RECOGNIZE ME.

594
00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:54,721
MY NAME USED TO BE SAMSON.

595
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:55,455
REMEMBER?

596
00:15:55,455 --> 00:15:57,657
YOU FIXED MY ARM BACK IN 1783?

597
00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:59,526
>> Skips: OH-HO! YEAH!

598
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:01,328
HOW'S THE OLD ARM HOLDING UP?

599
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:03,230
>> OH, UH, I TRADED IT IN FOR AN

600
00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:05,065
UPGRADE A FEW YEARS BACK.

601
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:06,299
PRETTY COOL, HUH?

602
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,267
SO, WHAT BRINGS YOU HERE?

603
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:08,401
>> Skips: I'M TRYING TO FIGURE

604
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:10,370
OUT HOW TO FIX AN ERROR 220.

605
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,838
>> PFFT. EASY.

606
00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:13,273
JUST HOLD THE POWER BUTTON,

607
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:14,707
WAIT FIVE SECONDS, AND PRESS

608
00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:15,275
"PRINT."

609
00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:16,676
GOT THAT?

610
00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:19,112
>> Skips: POWER...BUTTON?

611
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:20,380
>> OHHHH, BOY.

612
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:21,681
[ RINGING ]

613
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:22,849
YOU KNOW WHAT, SKIPS?

614
00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:24,317
I GET THAT YOU'RE MORE OF A

615
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,418
"HANDS-ON" LEARNER.

616
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,087
HOW ABOUT YOU JOIN ME ON A HOUSE

617
00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:28,688
CALL -- SEE ME FIX ONE FOR REAL?

618
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,357
>> Skips: O...KAY.

619
00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,592
>> LET'S DO THIS.

620
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,094
[ BEEPING ]

621
00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:39,432
[ ENGINE REVS, TIRES SQUEAL ]

622
00:16:39,432 --> 00:16:41,534
WANT TO HEAR MY BAND?

623
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:42,569
[ TECHNO VERSION OF

624
00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:45,072
"YANKEE DOODLE" PLAYS ]

625
00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:47,540
[ TIRES SCREECH ]

626
00:16:47,540 --> 00:16:48,475
[ MUSIC STOPS ]

627
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:51,811
>> Skips: [ MOANS ]

628
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:52,812
OH, GREAT.

629
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:55,248
YOUR HOUSE CALL'S IN THIS HOUSE?

630
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:56,583
>> REMEMBER WHEN YOU FIXED MY

631
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:57,117
ARM HERE?

632
00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:58,551
HARD TO BELIEVE IT USED TO BE A

633
00:16:58,551 --> 00:16:59,419
BATTLEFIELD, HUH?

634
00:16:59,419 --> 00:17:00,787
>> Mordecai: YOU'RE MAKING IT

635
00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:01,221
WORSE!

636
00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:02,622
>> Rigby: STOP PRESSING THINGS!

637
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:04,357
[ RAPID BEEPING ]

638
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:05,658
>> WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO?!

639
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:07,260
>> Mordecai: TECHMO! COME QUICK!

640
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:08,161
>> Rigby: HURRY!

641
00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:08,961
>> WHOA!

642
00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,163
>> Mordecai: OH.

643
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:11,331
UH...HEY, SKIPS.

644
00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:13,333
>> Skips: THANKS FOR STALLING

645
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:13,833
HIM.

646
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:14,767
>> OKAY, DUDES, BRIEF ME.

647
00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:15,868
>> Rigby: IT STILL WON'T PRINT

648
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:16,303
OUR FILE.

649
00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:17,370
>> Mordecai: THE MONITOR JUST

650
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,037
STARTED FLASHING.

651
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,139
>> Rigby: AND ABOUT 20 MINUTES

652
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:20,140
AGO, THESE STARTED COMING OUT OF

653
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,441
THE PRINTER.

654
00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:25,145
>> A THREATENING HAIKU.

655
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:26,279
THIS IS BAD.

656
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:30,049
DON'T WORRY, DUDES.

657
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,218
[ ZAP! WHIR! ]

658
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:32,619
ELEVATE KEYBOARD!

659
00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:34,887
[ ZAP! ]

660
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,589
>> Both: WHOA!

661
00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:37,824
>> Skips: WHAT THE...?

662
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:41,094
>> ERROR 220...LET'S DANCE.

663
00:17:41,094 --> 00:17:43,062
[ TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS ]

664
00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:53,806
[ GRUNTS ]

665
00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,775
ELEVATE KEYBOARD!

666
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:04,651
[ GRUNTS ]

667
00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:06,119
[ LAUGHS ]

668
00:18:07,287 --> 00:18:08,321
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

669
00:18:08,321 --> 00:18:09,989
>> Skips: CAN SOMEBODY FILL ME

670
00:18:09,989 --> 00:18:11,291
IN ON WHAT'S HAPPENING?!

671
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:12,892
ARE WE STILL JUST TRYING TO

672
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:13,860
PRINT SOMETHING?!

673
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,728
>> THIS IS THE WORST ERROR 220

674
00:18:15,728 --> 00:18:16,763
I'VE EVER SEEN.

675
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:18,097
I'VE GOT NO CHOICE.

676
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,132
I'M JACKING IN.

677
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,033
>> Skips: ARE YOU SURE WE JUST

678
00:18:21,033 --> 00:18:22,101
CAN'T SMASH IT?

679
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:22,969
>> Mordecai: SKIPS!

680
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:24,103
JUST LET HIM DO HIS THING!

681
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,105
>> Skips: ALL RIGHT.

682
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:26,673
[ BEEP ]

683
00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,208
>> [ MOANS ]

684
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,842
I'M IN.

685
00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:30,710
HA HA!

686
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,011
I SEE IT!

687
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:36,015
ERROR 220...PREPARE TO BE PWNED!

688
00:18:36,015 --> 00:18:36,849
[ CRASH! ]

689
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:39,452
WHAT?

690
00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,254
ERROR 220?!

691
00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:43,656
[ SQUEAK! ]

692
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,925
>> NO, TECHNOMANCER.

693
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:48,628
IT WAS I, THE DOOMAGEDDON VIRUS,

694
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:49,762
ALL ALONG.

695
00:18:49,762 --> 00:18:52,332
THANKS TO YOU, WE WILL NOW BE

696
00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:54,901
ABLE TO DIGITIZE THE EXTERNAL

697
00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:55,702
WORLD.

698
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:57,204
>> WAIT -- "WE"?

699
00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:58,705
>> YES.

700
00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:01,708
PREPARE TO BE ASSIMILATED.

701
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:04,577
RESISTANCE IS DUMB!

702
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:07,447
>> N-O-O-O-O-O!

703
00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:09,382
[ CRACKLE! CRACKLE! ]

704
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:10,317
[ GROANING ]

705
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:11,017
SKIPS!

706
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:13,286
REMEMBER HOW I TOLD YOU NEVER

707
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:15,222
TO SMASH A COMPUTER?

708
00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:17,190
I WAS WRONG!

709
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:24,797
[ Doomageddon's voice ] THANK

710
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:26,433
YOU FOR RELEASING THE

711
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:27,867
DOOMAGEDDON VIRUS.

712
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:30,637
GOODBYE.

713
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:31,871
[ BEEP ]

714
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:33,105
[ BEEP ]

715
00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:34,341
[ BEEP ]

716
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,042
>> Skips: I KNEW THAT COMPUTER

717
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:36,709
WAS EVIL!

718
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,711
WE GOTTA DESTROY IT BEFORE IT'S

719
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:39,846
TOO LATE.

720
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:40,880
>> Mordecai: AAAH!

721
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,349
>> Pops: [ GIGGLES ]

722
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:43,082
AAAAAAH!

723
00:19:43,082 --> 00:19:45,051
>> Mordecai: DO IT, MAN!

724
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:48,421
>> UNH-UNH-UNH!

725
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:49,422
>> Mordecai: DON'T WORRY, SKIPS!

726
00:19:49,422 --> 00:19:51,157
WE GOT THIS!

727
00:19:53,059 --> 00:19:54,193
[ BOTH SCREAM ]

728
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:55,695
>> Skips: TECHMO! NO!

729
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:58,197
>> THERE IS NO MORE TECHMO --

730
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,267
ONLY DOOMAGEDDON.

731
00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:01,768
NOW DIE!

732
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,002
>> Skips: AAAH!

733
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:04,070
[ CRASH! ]

734
00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:06,138
>> Mordecai: HE'S JUST TOO FAST!

735
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:07,574
>> Skips: TOO...FAST?

736
00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:09,542
>> Rigby: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!

737
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:14,714
>> Skips: ON THE COUNT OF THREE,

738
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:15,982
YOU GUYS MAKE A BREAK FOR THE

739
00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:17,116
KEYBOARD AND KEEP OPENING

740
00:20:17,116 --> 00:20:18,485
PROGRAMS -- AS MANY AS YOU CAN.

741
00:20:18,485 --> 00:20:19,652
>> Mordecai: OKAY, GOT IT!

742
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:20,920
>> Rigby: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA

743
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:21,254
DO?!

744
00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:23,290
>> Skips: ME?

745
00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:25,258
I'M GONNA FIX THIS.

746
00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:26,058
OKAY.

747
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:29,095
ONE...TWO...THREE!

748
00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:31,331
>> [ LAUGHING EVILLY ]

749
00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,003
A SLEDGEHAMMER? REALLY?

750
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:39,306
AN ANALOG RELIC IN A DIGITAL

751
00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:40,407
WORLD.

752
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:41,874
[ GRUNTS ]

753
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:44,377
IRONIC, REALLY, THAT A DINOSAUR

754
00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:46,613
LIKE YOU WOULD BE THE FIRST

755
00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:48,981
LIVING THING TO BE DIGITIZED.

756
00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:50,617
GOODBYE.

757
00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:52,485
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

758
00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:54,454
[ DIAL-UP MODEM STATIC ]

759
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:00,293
WHAT DID YOU DO?!

760
00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:01,961
>> Skips: DON'T YOU KNOW?

761
00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:03,663
IF YOU OPEN A BUNCH OF PROGRAMS,

762
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:05,298
YOU'LL SLOW DOWN.

763
00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:07,400
[ GRUNTING ]

764
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:08,335
>> NO!

765
00:21:08,335 --> 00:21:10,337
N-N-NO!

766
00:21:13,340 --> 00:21:14,807
[ GROANS ]

767
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:16,275
[ Normal voice ] WOW.

768
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,478
SKIPS, I GOT TO SAY --

769
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:19,846
I'VE KNOWN SOME GREAT

770
00:21:19,846 --> 00:21:21,614
TECHNOMANCERS IN MY DAY, BUT

771
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,249
NONE OF THEM HAVE DEFEATED

772
00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:24,150
DOOMAGEDDON.

773
00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:26,319
IF I HAD THE AUTHORITY, I'D MAKE

774
00:21:26,319 --> 00:21:28,287
YOU AN HONORARY TECHNOMANCER.

775
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,056
>> Skips: THANKS, TECHMO.

776
00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:30,990
[ RINGING ]

777
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:33,960
>> WELL, DUTY CALLS.

778
00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:34,627
[ PRINTER WHIRS ]

779
00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,262
>> Skips: [ GASPS ]

780
00:21:36,262 --> 00:21:37,730
NO!

781
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:39,098
>> Mordecai: SKIPS, WAIT!

782
00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:40,299
THIS IS WHAT WE WERE TRYING TO

783
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:43,169
PRINT ALL ALONG.

784
00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:44,103
>> Skips: HUH?

785
00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:46,105
"THANKS, SKIPS, FOR ALL YOUR

786
00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:47,674
HELP AROUND THE PARK.

787
00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:49,742
WE ALL REALLY APPRECIATE YOU.

788
00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:51,711
MORDO AND RIGS."

789
00:21:51,711 --> 00:21:52,979
AWW.

790
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:53,780
THANKS, FELLAS.

791
00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:55,214
>> Mordecai: [ SIGHS ] OH, MAN.

792
00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:56,616
BENSON'S GONNA KILL US WHEN HE

793
00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:57,850
SEES ALL THIS BROKEN STUFF.

794
00:21:57,884 --> 00:21:59,118
>> Rigby: MAYBE IF WE BURY

795
00:21:59,118 --> 00:22:00,487
EVERYTHING IN THE YARD, HE'LL

796
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:01,087
NEVER KNOW.

797
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:02,655
>> Skips: YOU GUYS JUST LEAVE IT

798
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:03,255
TO ME.

799
00:22:03,289 --> 00:22:04,591
>> Both: THANKS, SKIPS.

800
00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:06,125
>> * GET AROUND, 'ROUND, 'ROUND,

801
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