>> Mordecai: IT WON'T GO IN!
>> Rigby: NO, DUDE, YOU'RE DOING
IT WRONG.
RIGHTY TIGHTY, LEFTY LOOSEY!
NOT "LEFTY TIGHTY, MESS IT UP
'CAUSE YOU'RE A LOSER."
>> Benson: WOULD YOU GUYS HURRY
UP?
IT'S BEEN A WHOLE HOUR!
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CAN'T EVEN
PUT IN A SIMPLE LIGHT BULB.
>> Mordecai: ALMOST GOT IT...
BAM!
>> Both: OHHHHHHHHH!
>> Benson: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO
IT!
HERE, GET DOWN AND HOLD THE
LADDER.
I'LL DO IT.
I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND
HERE.
>> Rigby: DUDE, BENSON, WHAT'S
THE RUSH?
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE SOMEWHERE
TO BE.
>> Benson: YEAH, ACTUALLY, I DO.
I DO HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE OF
WORK, YOU KNOW?
>> Rigby:
YEAH, RIGHT.
WHERE YOU GONNA GO, BENSON?
>> Mordecai: YEAH, WHERE YOU
GONNA GO, DUDE?
>> Benson: JUST HOLD THE LADDER!
>> Rigby: COME ON, MAN.
SPILL IT.
WHERE YOU GONNA GO?
>> Mordecai: DUDE, RIGBY, LEAVE
HIM ALONE.
CAN'T YOU TELL YOU'RE ANNOYING
HIM?
>> Rigby: NO, YOU'RE ANNOYING
HIM!
>> Mordecai: NO, YOU'RE ANNOYING
HIM!
>> Rigby: NO, YOU'RE ANNOYING!
>> Mordecai: YOU'RE
ANNOYING!
>> Rigby: YOU'RE ANNOYING!
>> Benson: HOLD THE LADDER!
>> Both: AAH!
>> Mordecai: BENSON! BENSON!
OH, MAN, PLEASE DON'T BE DEAD.
HE'S STILL BREATHING.
HE'S JUST UNCONSCIOUS.
>> Rigby: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
HE'S TOTALLY GONNA FIRE US WHEN
HE WAKES UP.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, COOL IT.
I GOTTA THINK.
UH...
OKAY, WE ONLY HAVE ONE CHANCE AT
NOT GETTING FIRED.
>> Rigby: OKAY, I'LL GO GET THE
SHOVEL.
>> Mordecai: NO, DUDE.
WE HAVE TO TAKE HIM BACK TO HIS
PLACE AND PUT HIM IN BED AND
HOPE HE DOESN'T REMEMBER THAT
ANY OF THIS HAPPENED.
>> Rigby: WHAT?!
THAT'LL NEVER WORK!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, IT'S OUR ONLY
HOPE.
EITHER HE REMEMBERS AND FIRES
US, OR HE DOESN'T AND HE
DOESN'T.
EITHER WAY, THIS IS OUR ONLY
CHANCE NOT TO GET FIRED.
>> Rigby: OKAY...I GUESS THAT
MAKES SENSE.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, HURRY UP.
>> Rigby: MAYBE IF I
HAD A LITTLE HELP, THIS WOULD GO
FASTER.
HIS GUMBALLS MUST BE MADE OF
LEAD!
OKAY, HE'S IN.
LET'S GO.
DAH!
>> Mordecai: BENSON!
DUDE, HE LOOKS HORRIBLE.
>> Rigby: WAIT, I GOT IT.
>> Mordecai: UGH!
WE'RE SO FIRED.
>> Rigby: BUT HE LOOKS SO CHILL.
>> Muscle Man: THERE'S BENSON!
>> Rigby: AAH!
IT'S MUSCLE MAN.
>> Mordecai:
WE CAN'T LET HIM FIND OUT.
>> Muscle Man: HEY, I WANT TO
TALK TO BENSON!
>> Rigby: WHEW! THAT WAS CLOSE.
>> Muscle Man:
WAIT! I WANT TO TALK!
TA-LLKK!
>> Rigby: WE LOST HIM.
>> Muscle Man: HEY!
>> Mordecai: AAH!
>> Muscle Man: DIDN'T YOU HEAR
ME CALLING YOU?
>> Mordecai: OH, HEY, MUSCLE
MAN.
HOW'S IT GOING?
>> Muscle Man: WHAT DO YOU
LADIES CARE?
BENSON, I TOOK CARE OF THOSE
KIDS WITH THE SNAKES LIKE YOU
ASKED.
>> Rigby: YOU RAN FOR THAT?
>> Muscle Man: OH, YEAH, AND
THANKS FOR THE SMOOTH-JAZZ
CONCERT TICKETS.
MY DATE TONIGHT IS GONNA BE
EXTRA HOT.
HOW DID YOU KNOW SHE'D GO CRAZY
FOR IT?
IT'S GONNA BE ON TONIGHT!
>> Rigby: PEOPLE LIKE JAZZ?
>> Muscle Man: WHATEVER, LOSER.
YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT THE
LADIES LIKE.
RIGHT, BENSON?
WHOO-HOO! YOU KNOW IT!
>> Both:
>> Mordecai: THIS IS BENSON'S
APARTMENT.
WE'RE ALMOST THERE, DUDE.
>> BENSON!
>> Both: AAH!
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
MY PARTY STARTED TWO HOURS AGO.
EVERYTHING OKAY?
OH, GREAT.
COME ON IN AND JOIN THE PARTY.
>> Mordecai: NO...UH, I MEAN,
BENSON'S HAD A PRETTY EXHAUSTING
DAY AT WORK.
HE'S NOT REALLY IN A PARTYING
MOOD RIGHT NOW.
RIGHT, BENSON?
>> BUT YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA
COME.
WE PLANNED THIS OVER A MONTH
AGO, REMEMBER?
>> OKAY, YOU'RE A BUSY
GUY, AND YOU WORK A LOT.
I UNDERSTAND.
I WAS JUST REALLY HOPING YOU
COULD COME TO MY PARTY.
I SEE YOU WALKING DOWN THE HALL
ALL THE TIME, BUT I NEVER GET TO
TALK TO YOU, AND I THOUGHT MAYBE
WE COULD HAVE A CHANCE TO GET TO
KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER.
WELL, SEE YA.
>> Rigby: NAG, NAG, NAG.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET HIM TO BED.
>> Mordecai: WAIT, DUDE.
WE HAVE TO TAKE BENSON TO THIS
PARTY.
>> Rigby: WHAT?! WHY?!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, DIDN'T YOU
SEE HOW DISAPPOINTED THAT GIRL
WAS?
BENSON REALLY DID HAVE SOMEWHERE
TO BE, AND WE TOTALLY MESSED IT
UP FOR HIM.
WE OWE HIM THIS.
>> Rigby: BIG DEAL.
HE'S STILL GONNA FIRE US.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, IF WE TAKE
HIM TO THE PARTY AND HE WAKES
UP, HE'LL JUST THINK HE PARTIED
TOO HARD AND WON'T EVEN REMEMBER
WHAT HAPPENED.
>> Rigby: HEY!
MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.
AND THERE WILL BE WITNESSES,
TOO.
THEN WE'LL BE OFF THE HOOK!
>> Mordecai: WHAT DO YOU SAY,
BENSON?
YOU READY TO PAR-TY?
I'LL TAKE THAT AS A "YES."
>> Both: WHOOOAAAAA!
>> Rigby: OH.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, I THOUGHT YOU
HAD HIM.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE WE HAVEN'T
HUNG OUT BEFORE THIS.
I'M SO GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT
TONIGHT.
>> YO. YO, AUDREY.
WHO'S THE JERKFACE?
>> CHUCK, PLEASE!
BENSON DOES NOT HAVE THE FACE OF
A JERK, AND I CAN TALK TO
WHOEVER I WANT.
WE'RE NOT DATING ANYMORE,
REMEMBER?
>> I GUESS SO.
I JUST NEVER KNEW YOU LIKED
TALKING TO LOSERS.
YOU HEAR THAT, LOSER?
>> STOP IT, CHUCK.
BENSON IS NOT A LOSER.
>> OH, YEAH?
WELL, IF HE'S NOT A LOSER, THEN
WHY IS HE LETTING ME DO THIS?
>> UGH...I DON'T KNOW.
>> WHY ARE YOU LETTING ME POKE
YOUR FACE LIKE THIS? HA!
>> NOT COOL, SHADES.
YOU THINK YOU CAN DROP H2O ON
THE FE AND GET AWAY WITH IT?
>> Rigby: THE "FE"?
>> EVER SEEN THE PERIODIC TABLE,
LOSER?
"FE" IS THE ABBREVIATION FOR
IRON...
LIKE MY STOMACH!
I'M THE IRON STOMACH!
>> Both: MM-HMM.
>> Mordecai: WHAT'S THAT,
BENSON?
YOU THINK CHUCK'S A CHUMP, AND
YOU'RE NOT SCARED?
>> Rigby: REALLY, BENSON?
ARE YOU SURE?
OKAY, WHATEVER YOU SAY.
YOU'RE THE BOSS.
>> Both: WHOOOAAAAA!
>> FINE, THEN. LET'S DANCE.
>> TOP THAT.
>> WOW.
>> I CAN'T BELIEVE HE...
>> AMAZING.
>> MAN, THAT MUST'VE BEEN SO
SPICY.
>> NO WAY!
>> CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
>> CRAZY!
>> Rigby: WHAT'S THAT, BENSON?
YOU WANT TO WASH THAT DOWN WITH
SOME CHILI FLAKES?
>> OH, MY SCIDDLE-LY POP!
THAT CAT CAN JIVE!
>> OOOH!
>> NO WAY!
>> SO SPICY.
>> Mordecai: LOOKS LIKE THE "FE"
IS JUST L-A-M-E.
>> GO, BENSON!
>> FINE!
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO HOT?
>> HOW 'BOUT A VICTORY DRINK?
I CALL IT THE MISSISSIPPI
QUEEN.
>> Rigby: MISSISSIPPI QUEEN?
WHY DO YOU CALL IT THAT?
>> OH, YOU'LL FIND OUT.
>> DRINK IT! DRINK IT! DRINK IT!
DRINK IT!
>> Mordecai: BOTTOMS UP...
>> Benson: WHAT THE...?
MORDECAI, RIGBY...
BOTH OF YOU BETTER TELL ME
WHAT'S GOING ON RIGHT NOW OR...
OH...MY STOMACH...MY MOUTH...
MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE!
HOW DID I EVEN GET HERE?
>> Rigby: YOU MEAN YOU DON'T
REMEMBER US KNOCKING YOU OUT?
>> Benson: YOU WHAT?!
>> Mordecai: LOOK, BENSON,
BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, WE WERE
GONNA TAKE YOU HOME, BUT THEN WE
RAN INTO YOUR NEIGHBOR, AND SHE
REALLY WANTED YOU TO GO TO HER
PARTY, SO WE BROUGHT YOU, AND
NOW YOU'RE IN A HUGE EATING
MATCH AGAINST HER EX-BOYFRIEND.
>> Rigby: BUT IT'S COOL 'CAUSE
YOU'RE TOTALLY BEATING HIM
AND --
>> Benson: THAT'S IT.
YOU GUYS ARE SO UNBELIEVABLY
FI--
>> BENSON! BENSON! BENSON!
BENSON! BENSON! BENSON!
>> Mordecai: LOOK, BENSON.
YOU COULD GO AHEAD AND FIRE US
OR YOU COULD GO OUT THERE AND
REALLY IMPRESS AUDREY.
YOUR CHOICE, MAN.
>> BENSON! BENSON! BENSON!
BENSON! BENSON!
>> Benson: COME WITH ME.
>> NO WAY!
NO WAY!
>> Benson: I'M GONNA DRINK THIS!
AND SO ARE MY TWO BUDDIES,
MORDECAI AND RIGBY.
OR THEY'RE FIRED!
>> Both: HUH?
>> Benson: BOTTOMS UP, FELLAS.
>> GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!
GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!
GO! GO! GO!
>> Both:
>> Mordecai: HUH.
THAT ACTUALLY WASN'T THAT BAD.
>> Benson: YEAH, I DIDN'T REALLY
TASTE ANYTHING.
>> Rigby: YO, CHUCK!
YOUR "MISSISSIPPI QUEEN" WAS
"MISSISSIPPI LAME"!
>> Mordecai: YEAH, IT'S NOT EVEN
SPICY AT ALL.
>> YEAH, WELL, THAT'S CALLED
BEGINNER'S LUCK, LUCK, LUCK,
LUCK, LUCK, LUCK, LUCK, LUCK...
* MISSISSIPPI QUEEN
* IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
* MISSISSIPPI QUEEN
* SHE TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING
* WAY DOWN AROUND VICKSBURG
AROUND LOUISIANA WAY *
* LIVED A CAJUN LADY
ABOARD THE MISSISSIPPI QUEEN *
* YOU KNOW SHE WAS A DANCER
* SHE MOVED BETTER
* REST OF THEM DUDES WERE'A
GETTIN' THEIR KICKS *
* BOY, I BEG YOUR PARDON
I WAS GETTIN' MINE *
* MISSISSIPPI QUEEN
* IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
* MISSISSIPPI QUEEN *
>> All:
>> Mordecai: FEELS LIKE RUSH
HOUR IN MY LOWER INTESTINES.
>> Rigby: UGH.
I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER EATEN SO
MUCH FOOD IN MY LIFE.
>> Benson: THAT'S IT.
I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU TWO.
I CAN'T EVEN GET KNOCKED OUT
WITHOUT YOU RUINING MY SOCIAL
LIFE AND GETTING ME INTO STUPID
FOOD CHALLENGES.
>> Rigby: BUT -- BUT, BENSON,
WE WON!
DIDN'T WE?
>> Benson: WON?
I WOULD'VE NEVER GOT INTO THIS
MESS IF YOU TWO WEREN'T ALWAYS
MESSING AROUND.
YOU TWO ARE FIRED!
NO MORE CHANCES.
JUST GET OUT OF HERE.
>> Mordecai:
BENSON, LOOK!
>> Benson: WHAT?
>> Mordecai: WHAT DOES IT SAY?
>> Rigby: YEAH, MAN.
WHAT DOES IT SAY?
>> Benson: AHH!
GET BACK TO WORK.
>> Benson: I'M GLAD YOU COULD
ALL JOIN ME FOR BRUNCH TODAY.
>> Pops: WHAT'S THE OCCASION?
>> Benson: DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO
ASK, POPS?
IT'S TO CELEBRATE MY AMAZING
STREAK OF GOOD LUCK.
>> Pops: GOOD LUCK?
>> Benson: YEAH, DON'T YOU
REMEMBER LAST NIGHT?
>> Rigby:
YOU ONLY BEAT ME LAST NIGHT
BECAUSE OF MY BAD LUCK.
>> Benson: NO, RIGBY.
I ONLY BEAT YOU BECAUSE OF MY
GOOD LUCK.
AND IT'S THAT LUCK THAT MAKES ME
TRUST THAT WE'RE ALL GONNA LOVE
THIS RESTAURANT THAT NONE OF US
HAVE EVER EVEN BEEN TO.
>> SHU MAI, HAR GAO, FUNG JAO.
>> Benson: I DON'T KNOW WHAT ANY
OF THAT IS, BUT WITH MY LUCK,
I'M SURE IT'S GONNA TASTE GREAT.
WE'LL TAKE IT ALL!
DIG IN, EVERYBODY.
DIM SUM'S ON ME.
>> Muscle Man: THAT WAS
DELICIOUS.
HEY, RIGBY, WHERE'S YOUR FOOD?
>> Rigby: FOOD?
HE HASN'T EVEN BROUGHT MY WATER
YET.
>> EXCUSE ME, HERE IS YOUR SOUP,
SIR.
AYA!
>> Rigby: AAH!
I DIDN'T ORDER SOUP!
>> OH, I'M SO SORRY.
I'LL GO CHECK ON YOUR ORDER.
>> Benson: OH, MY GOSH.
WHOA! CHECK IT OUT!
>> All: OHH!
>> Benson: YEAH, I JUST BIT INTO
THAT OYSTER, AND THERE IT WAS.
>> All: OHH!
>> LOOK AT THAT!
>> Benson: HEY, SO CAN I PAY
WITH THIS?
>> OH, OF COURSE, BUT I DON'T
THINK WE HAVE ENOUGH MONEY IN
THE REGISTER TO MAKE CHANGE.
WILL YOU TAKE A CHECK?
>> Benson: SURE.
>> COME ON.
>> Benson: I'M TELLIN' YA --
I CAN'T LOSE!
>> Rigby: I GOTTA GO DRY OFF.
AW, WHAT?
THEY'RE ALL OUT OF TOWELS?!
>> IT MUST BE YOUR LUCKY DAY,
SIR.
THE 1,000th CUSTOMER GETS A FREE
MEAL.
>> Benson: ALL RIGHT!
>> Rigby: FINALLY, MY FORTUNE
COOKIE'S HERE.
AT LEAST ONE GOOD THING WILL
COME FROM THIS MEAL.
AH! WHAT?
"BAD LUCK IS COMING YOUR WAY"?
UGH...I CAN'T GET A BREAK.
>> Mordecai: WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
DUDE?
HEY, THAT'S BENSON'S COOKIE!
MAN, THAT IS NOT COOL.
PUT IT BACK.
>> Rigby: WHY?
BENSON WILL NEVER KNOW.
"GOOD LUCK IS COMING YOUR WAY."
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
>> Benson: OH, WE'RE READING
FORTUNES, EH?
OKAY, LET'S SEE WHAT WE HAVE
HERE.
PROBABLY GONNA WIN THE LOTTERY
OR SOMETHING.
"BAD LUCK IS COMING YOUR WAY"?
WHATEVER.
IT'LL TAKE MORE THAN A SLIP OF
PAPER TO BREAK THE WINNING
STREAK I'M HAVING.
COME ON, LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.
>> Mordecai: RIGBY, SERIOUSLY,
YOU NEED TO SWITCH THOSE
FORTUNES BACK.
>> Rigby: OH, COME ON.
BENSON'S BEEN HAVING CRAZY-GOOD
LUCK LATELY.
HE WON'T EVEN KNOW THE
DIFFERENCE.
BESIDES, IT'S JUST A PIECE OF
PAPER.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, I GUESS...
>> Benson: YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD
MAKE THAT PLACE BETTER?
SOME FORTUNES THAT WERE ACTUALLY
TRUE.
>> Benson: WHOA-OA-OA! WHOA!
OHH!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, BENSON, YOU
OKAY?
>> Benson: YEAH, I'M ALL RIGHT.
>> Rigby: ALL RIGHT!
IT'S A BUS TOKEN!
>> Pops: COME ON, GUYS.
THE BUS IS HERE.
>> NUH-UH. SORRY, BRO.
BUS IS FULL.
>> Benson: THAT'S COOL, GUYS.
I GUESS I'LL JUST WALK.
>> Rigby: I TOLD YOU BENSON
WOULD NEVER NOTICE.
NOW WE CAN BOTH BE LUCKY.
>> YO, PUNK.
GIVE US YOUR WALLET.
>> Rigby: UH! UH! UH-UH!
OHHHH! HIGH SCORE UP IN HERE!
MORDECAI, ARE YOU SEEING THIS?
I'M SO LUCKY, I DON'T EVEN NEED
TO LOOK AT THE SCREEN.
IN FACT, I DON'T EVEN NEED TO
USE MY HANDS.
CHECK IT!
>> WHOA!
>> Rigby: HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH.
HUH!
>> Mordecai:
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
>> WHOA, DUDE.
YOU GOT SOME PRETTY SICK GAMING
SKILLS.
YEAH, THE KIND THAT GETS YOU ON
THE COVER OF
VIDEO GAME MONTHLY.
NAME'S DANTE.
I'M THE MAGAZINE'S LEAD EDITOR.
TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY, BRO,
'CAUSE I'M LOOKING FOR THE
WORLD'S BEST GAMER, AND YOU ARE
TOTALLY IT!
GIMME A CALL.
WE'LL DO AN INTERVIEW.
CATCH YOU ON THE FLIP SIDE, BRO.
>> Rigby: OHHHHH!
DID YOU SEE THAT?
I'M GONNA BE ON THE COVER OF
VIDEO GAME MONTHLY!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, YOU'RE
HORRIBLE AT VIDEO GAMES.
YOU JUST GOT LUCKY.
>> Rigby: EXACTLY.
I SHOULD'VE SWITCHED FORTUNES
WITH BENSON YEARS AGO.
>> Mordecai: NONE OF THAT GOOD
LUCK IS YOURS.
IT BELONGS TO BENSON.
ALL THIS GOOD STUFF SHOULD BE
HAPPENING TO HIM.
>> Rigby: WHAT? NO WAY.
MY LIFE'S NEVER BEEN BETTER.
I'M ON A SERIOUS WINNING STREAK.
>> Mordecai: GIVE IT BACK!
>> Rigby: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
HEY, GET OFF ME!
>> Mordecai: GIVE ME THE
FORTUNE!
>> Rigby: NO!
>> Mordecai: I'M NOT GONNA LET
YOU RUIN BENSON'S LIFE.
UGH! WHERE IS IT?
>> Rigby: IT'S NOT ON ME.
I KNEW YOU'D TRY SOMETHING, SO I
HID IT.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, YOU HAVE TO
TRADE IT BACK.
BAD THINGS ARE HAPPENING TO
BENSON, AND IT'S ONLY GONNA GET
WORSE.
>> Rigby: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT?
I HAVEN'T SEEN A SINGLE BAD
THING HAPPEN TO BENSON.
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?
I THINK YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.
>> Mordecai: JEALOUS?
>> Rigby: JEALOUS.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, SERIOUSLY...
>> Rigby: JEALOUS!
>> Mordecai: RIGBY...
>> Rigby: JEALOUS OF MY LUCK!
>> Mordecai: I'M CALLING BENSON.
>> Rigby: OH, NO.
DON'T CALL BENSON.
>> The number you are calling
has been disconnected.
>> Rigby: OHHHHHHH!
>> Mordecai: UGH, FORGET IT.
I'M TELLING HIM.
>> Rigby: WHATEVER.
I'M SO LUCKY I BET HE WON'T EVEN
NOTICE.
HM-HM HM HM HM!
>> Mordecai: HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN
THE GUY WHO USED TO LIVE HERE?
>> OH, THAT GUY.
MAN, WHAT A STRING OF BAD LUCK.
HE LOST HIS CAR, HIS APARTMENT,
HIS WALLET, HIS CREDIT CARDS,
HIS DRIVER'S LICENSE.
>> Mordecai: DID HE SAY WHERE HE
WAS GOING?
>> I JUST CLEAN FLOORS.
I DON'T ASK QUESTIONS.
OOH! EXCUSE ME.
THERE'S A HOT CHICK GETTING HER
PAPER OVER THERE.
>> Mordecai: BENSON!
BENSON!
>> Muscle Man: I HAVEN'T SEEN
HIM.
>> Mordecai: BENSON!
SKIPS, HAVE YOU SEEN BENSON?
>> Skips: HE'S PLAYING CARDS IN
MY GARAGE.
HE'S CONVINCED HE CAN TURN HIS
LUCK AROUND.
>> Mordecai: NO, HE CAN'T.
IT'S NOT EVEN HIS LUCK.
WE HAVE TO STOP HIM.
BENSON, I GOT TO TELL YOU
SOMETHING.
>> Benson: NOT RIGHT NOW,
MORDECAI.
I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A HAND.
>> Mordecai: NO, BENSON.
LISTEN, YOU SHOULDN'T BE PLAYING
CARDS RIGHT NOW.
>> Benson: OKAY, SO I'VE HAD A
BAD STRETCH LATELY.
SO MY WALLET AND CREDIT CARDS
GOT STOLEN.
SO ACCOUNTING LOST MY PAYCHECK.
SO I CAN'T AFFORD TO PAY MY RENT
OR FEED MYSELF.
BUT CARDS ARE WHERE I'M
LUCKIEST.
CARDS ARE MY GIRL.
SHE'S NEVER LET ME DOWN BEFORE,
AND SHE WON'T DO IT THIS TIME.
>> Skips: WELL, YOU GOTTA STOP
PLAYING NOW 'CAUSE YOU GOT
NOTHING LEFT TO WAGER WITH.
>> Benson: ACTUALLY, SKIPS,
THERE IS ONE MORE THING.
I JUST LOST THE PARK TO THE GUY
IN THE FANNY PACK.
>> Skips: HE'S A WARLOCK!
>> Mordecai: WHAT THE...?
>> Benson: THE PARK!
WHAT HAVE I DONE?
>> Mordecai: I GOTTA FIND RIGBY.
>> Mordecai:
PARK! WARLOCK!
FANNY PACK!
>> Muscle Man: WHAT WAS THAT,
BRO?
>> Mordecai: RIGBY!
>> Rigby: UH-UH-UH. INTERVIEW.
VIDEO GAME MONTHLY.
CAN'T TALK. YOU'RE A LOSER.
>> Mordecai: ARGH!
>> Rigby: HEY!
>> Mordecai:
>> Rigby: DUDE, WHY DID YOU DO
THAT?
>> Mordecai: LOOK OUT THE
WINDOW!
>> Rigby: HUH?
>> LUCKY ME! A FULL HOUSE!
>> Rigby:
>> Mordecai: COME ON.
>> Rigby: WHAT'S GOING ON?!
>> Mordecai: DON'T YOU GET IT?
IT'S THE FORTUNES.
BENSON'S LUCK IS GETTING SO BAD
IT'S GONNA DESTROY EVERYTHING.
LOOK!
BENSON! TAKE MY HAND!
NOOO!
>> Rigby: OH, MAN.
>> Rigby: OKAY, OKAY.
I'LL SWITCH BACK.
>> Mordecai: WHERE'S THE
FORTUNE?
>> Rigby: IT'S UNDER MY
TRAMPOLINE.
>> Mordecai: OH, MAN.
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET OVER
THERE?
>> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
YOU GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!
HERE, TAKE MY CAR!
>> Mordecai: GIVE ME THE KEYS.
ALMOST THERE...
>> Both: AAH!
>> Rigby:
BENSON!
WE GOTTA TRADE FORTUNES!
>> Benson: WHY BOTHER?
ANOTHER BAD THING IS JUST GONNA
HAPPEN.
>> Rigby: NO, BENSON.
ALL THESE BAD THINGS ARE
HAPPENING BECAUSE OF ME.
I SWITCHED FORTUNES BEHIND YOUR
BACK AT THE CHINESE RESTAURANT.
>> Benson: YOU WHAT?!
>> Rigby: I WAS JEALOUS OF ALL
THE GOOD LUCK YOU'VE BEEN
HAVING, SO I GAVE YOU ALL MY BAD
LUCK.
I'M SORRY.
AAH!
IS IT OVER?
>> Mordecai: I THINK SO.
>> Rigby: AH, GOOD.
>> Benson: OVER?!
NOTHING'S OVER!
YOU SWITCHED MY FORTUNE!
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I WENT
THROUGH?!
>> Rigby: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
I'M SORRY.
AT LEAST I CONFESSED.
THAT'S GOTTA COUNT FOR
SOMETHING.
HELLO?
>> YEAH, THIS IS DANTE FROM
VIDEO GAME MONTHLY.
YEAH, UH, SO, LOOKS LIKE I GOTTA
CANCEL YOUR INTERVIEW.
>> Rigby: AW, WHAT?
>> SORRY.
GOT A HOT NEW PLAYER HERE.
HE'S TEARING THROUGH ALL THE
RECORDS.
>> Muscle Man: WHOO! WHOO!
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS HOT AND
TEARS THROUGH STUFF?
MY MOM!
>> Benson: I'M TELLIN' YA --
I CAN'T LOSE!
>> Rigby: I GOTTA GO DRY OFF.
>> HERE ARE YOUR FORTUNE
COOKIES.
>> Muscle Man: YOU KNOW WHAT'S A
HILARIOUS GAME?
SAYING YOUR FORTUNE, THEN SAYING
"IN THE BACK OF A CAR."
"BAD LUCK IS COMING YOUR WAY IN
THE..."
UH...
THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK.
>> Hi Five Ghost: HEY, THAT'S
RIGBY'S FORTUNE.
>> Muscle Man: SO?
"YOU'RE GONNA BE ON THE COVER OF
VIDEO GAME MONTHLY"...
IN THE BACK OF A CAR.
>> Rigby: FINALLY, MY FORTUNE
COOKIE'S HERE.
AT LEAST ONE GOOD THING WILL
COME FROM THIS MEAL.