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>> Mordecai: IT WON'T GO IN!

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>> Rigby: NO, DUDE, YOU'RE DOING

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IT WRONG.

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RIGHTY TIGHTY, LEFTY LOOSEY!

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NOT "LEFTY TIGHTY, MESS IT UP

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'CAUSE YOU'RE A LOSER."

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>> Benson: WOULD YOU GUYS HURRY

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UP?

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IT'S BEEN A WHOLE HOUR!

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I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CAN'T EVEN

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PUT IN A SIMPLE LIGHT BULB.

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>> Mordecai: ALMOST GOT IT...

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BAM!

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>> Both: OHHHHHHHHH!

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>> Benson: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO

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IT!

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HERE, GET DOWN AND HOLD THE

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LADDER.

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I'LL DO IT.

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I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND

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HERE.

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>> Rigby: DUDE, BENSON, WHAT'S

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THE RUSH?

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IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE SOMEWHERE

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TO BE.

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>> Benson: YEAH, ACTUALLY, I DO.

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I DO HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE OF

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WORK, YOU KNOW?

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>> Rigby:

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YEAH, RIGHT.

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WHERE YOU GONNA GO, BENSON?

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>> Mordecai: YEAH, WHERE YOU

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GONNA GO, DUDE?

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>> Benson: JUST HOLD THE LADDER!

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>> Rigby: COME ON, MAN.

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SPILL IT.

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WHERE YOU GONNA GO?

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, RIGBY, LEAVE

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HIM ALONE.

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CAN'T YOU TELL YOU'RE ANNOYING

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HIM?

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>> Rigby: NO, YOU'RE ANNOYING

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HIM!

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>> Mordecai: NO, YOU'RE ANNOYING

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HIM!

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>> Rigby: NO, YOU'RE ANNOYING!

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>> Mordecai: YOU'RE

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ANNOYING!

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>> Rigby: YOU'RE ANNOYING!

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>> Benson: HOLD THE LADDER!

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>> Both: AAH!

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>> Mordecai: BENSON! BENSON!

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OH, MAN, PLEASE DON'T BE DEAD.

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HE'S STILL BREATHING.

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HE'S JUST UNCONSCIOUS.

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>> Rigby: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

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HE'S TOTALLY GONNA FIRE US WHEN

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HE WAKES UP.

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, COOL IT.

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I GOTTA THINK.

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UH...

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OKAY, WE ONLY HAVE ONE CHANCE AT

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NOT GETTING FIRED.

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>> Rigby: OKAY, I'LL GO GET THE

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SHOVEL.

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>> Mordecai: NO, DUDE.

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WE HAVE TO TAKE HIM BACK TO HIS

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PLACE AND PUT HIM IN BED AND

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HOPE HE DOESN'T REMEMBER THAT

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ANY OF THIS HAPPENED.

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>> Rigby: WHAT?!

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THAT'LL NEVER WORK!

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, IT'S OUR ONLY

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HOPE.

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EITHER HE REMEMBERS AND FIRES

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US, OR HE DOESN'T AND HE

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DOESN'T.

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EITHER WAY, THIS IS OUR ONLY

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CHANCE NOT TO GET FIRED.

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>> Rigby: OKAY...I GUESS THAT

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MAKES SENSE.

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, HURRY UP.

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>> Rigby: MAYBE IF I

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HAD A LITTLE HELP, THIS WOULD GO

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FASTER.

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HIS GUMBALLS MUST BE MADE OF

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LEAD!

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OKAY, HE'S IN.

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LET'S GO.

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DAH!

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>> Mordecai: BENSON!

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DUDE, HE LOOKS HORRIBLE.

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>> Rigby: WAIT, I GOT IT.

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>> Mordecai: UGH!

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WE'RE SO FIRED.

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>> Rigby: BUT HE LOOKS SO CHILL.

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>> Muscle Man: THERE'S BENSON!

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>> Rigby: AAH!

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IT'S MUSCLE MAN.

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>> Mordecai:

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WE CAN'T LET HIM FIND OUT.

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>> Muscle Man: HEY, I WANT TO

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TALK TO BENSON!

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>> Rigby: WHEW! THAT WAS CLOSE.

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>> Muscle Man:

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WAIT! I WANT TO TALK!

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TA-LLKK!

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>> Rigby: WE LOST HIM.

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>> Muscle Man: HEY!

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>> Mordecai: AAH!

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>> Muscle Man: DIDN'T YOU HEAR

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ME CALLING YOU?

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>> Mordecai: OH, HEY, MUSCLE

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MAN.

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HOW'S IT GOING?

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>> Muscle Man: WHAT DO YOU

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LADIES CARE?

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BENSON, I TOOK CARE OF THOSE

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KIDS WITH THE SNAKES LIKE YOU

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ASKED.

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>> Rigby: YOU RAN FOR THAT?

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>> Muscle Man: OH, YEAH, AND

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THANKS FOR THE SMOOTH-JAZZ

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CONCERT TICKETS.

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MY DATE TONIGHT IS GONNA BE

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EXTRA HOT.

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HOW DID YOU KNOW SHE'D GO CRAZY

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FOR IT?

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IT'S GONNA BE ON TONIGHT!

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>> Rigby: PEOPLE LIKE JAZZ?

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>> Muscle Man: WHATEVER, LOSER.

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YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT THE

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LADIES LIKE.

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RIGHT, BENSON?

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WHOO-HOO! YOU KNOW IT!

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>> Both:

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>> Mordecai: THIS IS BENSON'S

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APARTMENT.

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WE'RE ALMOST THERE, DUDE.

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>> BENSON!

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>> Both: AAH!

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WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

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MY PARTY STARTED TWO HOURS AGO.

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EVERYTHING OKAY?

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OH, GREAT.

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COME ON IN AND JOIN THE PARTY.

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>> Mordecai: NO...UH, I MEAN,

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BENSON'S HAD A PRETTY EXHAUSTING

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DAY AT WORK.

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HE'S NOT REALLY IN A PARTYING

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MOOD RIGHT NOW.

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RIGHT, BENSON?

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>> BUT YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA

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COME.

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WE PLANNED THIS OVER A MONTH

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AGO, REMEMBER?

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>> OKAY, YOU'RE A BUSY

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GUY, AND YOU WORK A LOT.

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I UNDERSTAND.

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I WAS JUST REALLY HOPING YOU

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COULD COME TO MY PARTY.

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I SEE YOU WALKING DOWN THE HALL

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ALL THE TIME, BUT I NEVER GET TO

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TALK TO YOU, AND I THOUGHT MAYBE

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WE COULD HAVE A CHANCE TO GET TO

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KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER.

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WELL, SEE YA.

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>> Rigby: NAG, NAG, NAG.

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ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET HIM TO BED.

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>> Mordecai: WAIT, DUDE.

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WE HAVE TO TAKE BENSON TO THIS

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PARTY.

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>> Rigby: WHAT?! WHY?!

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, DIDN'T YOU

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SEE HOW DISAPPOINTED THAT GIRL

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WAS?

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BENSON REALLY DID HAVE SOMEWHERE

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TO BE, AND WE TOTALLY MESSED IT

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UP FOR HIM.

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WE OWE HIM THIS.

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>> Rigby: BIG DEAL.

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HE'S STILL GONNA FIRE US.

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, IF WE TAKE

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HIM TO THE PARTY AND HE WAKES

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UP, HE'LL JUST THINK HE PARTIED

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TOO HARD AND WON'T EVEN REMEMBER

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WHAT HAPPENED.

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>> Rigby: HEY!

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MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

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AND THERE WILL BE WITNESSES,

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TOO.

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THEN WE'LL BE OFF THE HOOK!

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>> Mordecai: WHAT DO YOU SAY,

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BENSON?

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YOU READY TO PAR-TY?

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I'LL TAKE THAT AS A "YES."

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>> Both: WHOOOAAAAA!

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>> Rigby: OH.

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>> Mordecai: DUDE, I THOUGHT YOU

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HAD HIM.

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>> I CAN'T BELIEVE WE HAVEN'T

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HUNG OUT BEFORE THIS.

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I'M SO GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT

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TONIGHT.

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>> YO. YO, AUDREY.

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WHO'S THE JERKFACE?

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>> CHUCK, PLEASE!

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BENSON DOES NOT HAVE THE FACE OF

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A JERK, AND I CAN TALK TO

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WHOEVER I WANT.

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WE'RE NOT DATING ANYMORE,

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REMEMBER?

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>> I GUESS SO.

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I JUST NEVER KNEW YOU LIKED

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TALKING TO LOSERS.

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YOU HEAR THAT, LOSER?

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>> STOP IT, CHUCK.

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BENSON IS NOT A LOSER.

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>> OH, YEAH?

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WELL, IF HE'S NOT A LOSER, THEN

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WHY IS HE LETTING ME DO THIS?

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>> UGH...I DON'T KNOW.

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>> WHY ARE YOU LETTING ME POKE

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YOUR FACE LIKE THIS? HA!

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>> NOT COOL, SHADES.

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YOU THINK YOU CAN DROP H2O ON

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THE FE AND GET AWAY WITH IT?

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>> Rigby: THE "FE"?

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>> EVER SEEN THE PERIODIC TABLE,

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LOSER?

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"FE" IS THE ABBREVIATION FOR

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IRON...

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LIKE MY STOMACH!

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I'M THE IRON STOMACH!

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>> Both: MM-HMM.

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>> Mordecai: WHAT'S THAT,

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BENSON?

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YOU THINK CHUCK'S A CHUMP, AND

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YOU'RE NOT SCARED?

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>> Rigby: REALLY, BENSON?

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ARE YOU SURE?

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OKAY, WHATEVER YOU SAY.

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YOU'RE THE BOSS.

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>> Both: WHOOOAAAAA!

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>> FINE, THEN. LET'S DANCE.

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>> TOP THAT.

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>> WOW.

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>> I CAN'T BELIEVE HE...

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>> AMAZING.

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>> MAN, THAT MUST'VE BEEN SO

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SPICY.

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>> NO WAY!

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>> CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

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>> CRAZY!

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>> Rigby: WHAT'S THAT, BENSON?

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YOU WANT TO WASH THAT DOWN WITH

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SOME CHILI FLAKES?

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>> OH, MY SCIDDLE-LY POP!

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THAT CAT CAN JIVE!

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>> OOOH!

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>> NO WAY!

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>> SO SPICY.

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>> Mordecai: LOOKS LIKE THE "FE"

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IS JUST L-A-M-E.

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>> GO, BENSON!

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>> FINE!

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YOU THINK YOU'RE SO HOT?

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>> HOW 'BOUT A VICTORY DRINK?

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I CALL IT THE MISSISSIPPI

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QUEEN.

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>> Rigby: MISSISSIPPI QUEEN?

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WHY DO YOU CALL IT THAT?

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>> OH, YOU'LL FIND OUT.

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>> DRINK IT! DRINK IT! DRINK IT!

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DRINK IT!

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>> Mordecai: BOTTOMS UP...

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>> Benson: WHAT THE...?

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MORDECAI, RIGBY...

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BOTH OF YOU BETTER TELL ME

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WHAT'S GOING ON RIGHT NOW OR...

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OH...MY STOMACH...MY MOUTH...

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MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE!

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HOW DID I EVEN GET HERE?

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>> Rigby: YOU MEAN YOU DON'T

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REMEMBER US KNOCKING YOU OUT?

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>> Benson: YOU WHAT?!

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>> Mordecai: LOOK, BENSON,

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BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, WE WERE

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GONNA TAKE YOU HOME, BUT THEN WE

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RAN INTO YOUR NEIGHBOR, AND SHE

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REALLY WANTED YOU TO GO TO HER

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PARTY, SO WE BROUGHT YOU, AND

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NOW YOU'RE IN A HUGE EATING

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MATCH AGAINST HER EX-BOYFRIEND.

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>> Rigby: BUT IT'S COOL 'CAUSE

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YOU'RE TOTALLY BEATING HIM

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AND --

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>> Benson: THAT'S IT.

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YOU GUYS ARE SO UNBELIEVABLY

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FI--

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>> BENSON! BENSON! BENSON!

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BENSON! BENSON! BENSON!

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>> Mordecai: LOOK, BENSON.

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YOU COULD GO AHEAD AND FIRE US

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OR YOU COULD GO OUT THERE AND

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REALLY IMPRESS AUDREY.

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YOUR CHOICE, MAN.

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>> BENSON! BENSON! BENSON!

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BENSON! BENSON!

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>> Benson: COME WITH ME.

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>> NO WAY!

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NO WAY!

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>> Benson: I'M GONNA DRINK THIS!

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AND SO ARE MY TWO BUDDIES,

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MORDECAI AND RIGBY.

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OR THEY'RE FIRED!

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>> Both: HUH?

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>> Benson: BOTTOMS UP, FELLAS.

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>> GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!

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GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!

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GO! GO! GO!

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>> Both:

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>> Mordecai: HUH.

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THAT ACTUALLY WASN'T THAT BAD.

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>> Benson: YEAH, I DIDN'T REALLY

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TASTE ANYTHING.

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>> Rigby: YO, CHUCK!

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YOUR "MISSISSIPPI QUEEN" WAS

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"MISSISSIPPI LAME"!

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>> Mordecai: YEAH, IT'S NOT EVEN

331
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SPICY AT ALL.

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>> YEAH, WELL, THAT'S CALLED

333
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BEGINNER'S LUCK, LUCK, LUCK,

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LUCK, LUCK, LUCK, LUCK, LUCK...

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* MISSISSIPPI QUEEN

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* IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

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* MISSISSIPPI QUEEN

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* SHE TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING

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* WAY DOWN AROUND VICKSBURG

340
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AROUND LOUISIANA WAY *

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* LIVED A CAJUN LADY

342
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ABOARD THE MISSISSIPPI QUEEN *

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* YOU KNOW SHE WAS A DANCER

344
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* SHE MOVED BETTER

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* REST OF THEM DUDES WERE'A

346
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GETTIN' THEIR KICKS *

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* BOY, I BEG YOUR PARDON

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I WAS GETTIN' MINE *

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* MISSISSIPPI QUEEN

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* IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

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* MISSISSIPPI QUEEN *

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>> All:

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>> Mordecai: FEELS LIKE RUSH

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HOUR IN MY LOWER INTESTINES.

355
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>> Rigby: UGH.

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I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER EATEN SO

357
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MUCH FOOD IN MY LIFE.

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>> Benson: THAT'S IT.

359
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I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU TWO.

360
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I CAN'T EVEN GET KNOCKED OUT

361
00:10:35,703 --> 00:10:37,204
WITHOUT YOU RUINING MY SOCIAL

362
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LIFE AND GETTING ME INTO STUPID

363
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FOOD CHALLENGES.

364
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>> Rigby: BUT -- BUT, BENSON,

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WE WON!

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DIDN'T WE?

367
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>> Benson: WON?

368
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I WOULD'VE NEVER GOT INTO THIS

369
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MESS IF YOU TWO WEREN'T ALWAYS

370
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MESSING AROUND.

371
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YOU TWO ARE FIRED!

372
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NO MORE CHANCES.

373
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JUST GET OUT OF HERE.

374
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>> Mordecai:

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BENSON, LOOK!

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>> Benson: WHAT?

377
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>> Mordecai: WHAT DOES IT SAY?

378
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>> Rigby: YEAH, MAN.

379
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WHAT DOES IT SAY?

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>> Benson: AHH!

381
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GET BACK TO WORK.

382
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>> Benson: I'M GLAD YOU COULD

383
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ALL JOIN ME FOR BRUNCH TODAY.

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>> Pops: WHAT'S THE OCCASION?

385
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>> Benson: DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO

386
00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:29,622
ASK, POPS?

387
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IT'S TO CELEBRATE MY AMAZING

388
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STREAK OF GOOD LUCK.

389
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>> Pops: GOOD LUCK?

390
00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:34,161
>> Benson: YEAH, DON'T YOU

391
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REMEMBER LAST NIGHT?

392
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>> Rigby:

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YOU ONLY BEAT ME LAST NIGHT

394
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BECAUSE OF MY BAD LUCK.

395
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>> Benson: NO, RIGBY.

396
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I ONLY BEAT YOU BECAUSE OF MY

397
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GOOD LUCK.

398
00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:46,974
AND IT'S THAT LUCK THAT MAKES ME

399
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TRUST THAT WE'RE ALL GONNA LOVE

400
00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:50,077
THIS RESTAURANT THAT NONE OF US

401
00:11:50,077 --> 00:11:51,278
HAVE EVER EVEN BEEN TO.

402
00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:56,416
>> SHU MAI, HAR GAO, FUNG JAO.

403
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>> Benson: I DON'T KNOW WHAT ANY

404
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OF THAT IS, BUT WITH MY LUCK,

405
00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:00,287
I'M SURE IT'S GONNA TASTE GREAT.

406
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WE'LL TAKE IT ALL!

407
00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:02,422
DIG IN, EVERYBODY.

408
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DIM SUM'S ON ME.

409
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,434
>> Muscle Man: THAT WAS

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DELICIOUS.

411
00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:18,171
HEY, RIGBY, WHERE'S YOUR FOOD?

412
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>> Rigby: FOOD?

413
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:20,207
HE HASN'T EVEN BROUGHT MY WATER

414
00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:20,540
YET.

415
00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:22,209
>> EXCUSE ME, HERE IS YOUR SOUP,

416
00:12:22,209 --> 00:12:22,609
SIR.

417
00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:23,043
AYA!

418
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>> Rigby: AAH!

419
00:12:24,011 --> 00:12:25,278
I DIDN'T ORDER SOUP!

420
00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:26,613
>> OH, I'M SO SORRY.

421
00:12:26,613 --> 00:12:28,348
I'LL GO CHECK ON YOUR ORDER.

422
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:29,282
>> Benson: OH, MY GOSH.

423
00:12:29,282 --> 00:12:30,017
WHOA! CHECK IT OUT!

424
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>> All: OHH!

425
00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:32,652
>> Benson: YEAH, I JUST BIT INTO

426
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THAT OYSTER, AND THERE IT WAS.

427
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>> All: OHH!

428
00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:35,688
>> LOOK AT THAT!

429
00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:36,824
>> Benson: HEY, SO CAN I PAY

430
00:12:36,824 --> 00:12:37,324
WITH THIS?

431
00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:38,725
>> OH, OF COURSE, BUT I DON'T

432
00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:40,127
THINK WE HAVE ENOUGH MONEY IN

433
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THE REGISTER TO MAKE CHANGE.

434
00:12:41,494 --> 00:12:42,629
WILL YOU TAKE A CHECK?

435
00:12:42,629 --> 00:12:43,363
>> Benson: SURE.

436
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:44,464
>> COME ON.

437
00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:45,332
>> Benson: I'M TELLIN' YA --

438
00:12:45,332 --> 00:12:48,135
I CAN'T LOSE!

439
00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:50,170
>> Rigby: I GOTTA GO DRY OFF.

440
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:50,904
AW, WHAT?

441
00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:52,572
THEY'RE ALL OUT OF TOWELS?!

442
00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:54,307
>> IT MUST BE YOUR LUCKY DAY,

443
00:12:54,307 --> 00:12:54,808
SIR.

444
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,676
THE 1,000th CUSTOMER GETS A FREE

445
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MEAL.

446
00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:58,812
>> Benson: ALL RIGHT!

447
00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:00,147
>> Rigby: FINALLY, MY FORTUNE

448
00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:00,881
COOKIE'S HERE.

449
00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:02,249
AT LEAST ONE GOOD THING WILL

450
00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:03,250
COME FROM THIS MEAL.

451
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:04,317
AH! WHAT?

452
00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:05,819
"BAD LUCK IS COMING YOUR WAY"?

453
00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:08,655
UGH...I CAN'T GET A BREAK.

454
00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:10,223
>> Mordecai: WHAT ARE YOU DOING,

455
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:10,657
DUDE?

456
00:13:10,657 --> 00:13:12,025
HEY, THAT'S BENSON'S COOKIE!

457
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,726
MAN, THAT IS NOT COOL.

458
00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:14,761
PUT IT BACK.

459
00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:15,362
>> Rigby: WHY?

460
00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:16,263
BENSON WILL NEVER KNOW.

461
00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:18,198
"GOOD LUCK IS COMING YOUR WAY."

462
00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:20,033
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

463
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:21,201
>> Benson: OH, WE'RE READING

464
00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:21,835
FORTUNES, EH?

465
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,236
OKAY, LET'S SEE WHAT WE HAVE

466
00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:23,670
HERE.

467
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:25,172
PROBABLY GONNA WIN THE LOTTERY

468
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:25,939
OR SOMETHING.

469
00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:29,242
"BAD LUCK IS COMING YOUR WAY"?

470
00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:30,243
WHATEVER.

471
00:13:30,243 --> 00:13:31,611
IT'LL TAKE MORE THAN A SLIP OF

472
00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:32,846
PAPER TO BREAK THE WINNING

473
00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:33,746
STREAK I'M HAVING.

474
00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:35,248
COME ON, LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.

475
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:36,683
>> Mordecai: RIGBY, SERIOUSLY,

476
00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:37,851
YOU NEED TO SWITCH THOSE

477
00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:38,585
FORTUNES BACK.

478
00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:39,519
>> Rigby: OH, COME ON.

479
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:40,753
BENSON'S BEEN HAVING CRAZY-GOOD

480
00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:41,354
LUCK LATELY.

481
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,289
HE WON'T EVEN KNOW THE

482
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:42,856
DIFFERENCE.

483
00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:44,024
BESIDES, IT'S JUST A PIECE OF

484
00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:44,391
PAPER.

485
00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:46,659
>> Mordecai: YEAH, I GUESS...

486
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:49,897
>> Benson: YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD

487
00:13:49,897 --> 00:13:50,898
MAKE THAT PLACE BETTER?

488
00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:52,199
SOME FORTUNES THAT WERE ACTUALLY

489
00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:52,565
TRUE.

490
00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:55,535
>> Benson: WHOA-OA-OA! WHOA!

491
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:56,970
OHH!

492
00:13:58,038 --> 00:13:59,606
>> Mordecai: DUDE, BENSON, YOU

493
00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:00,073
OKAY?

494
00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:01,708
>> Benson: YEAH, I'M ALL RIGHT.

495
00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:02,575
>> Rigby: ALL RIGHT!

496
00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:03,376
IT'S A BUS TOKEN!

497
00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:04,444
>> Pops: COME ON, GUYS.

498
00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:07,547
THE BUS IS HERE.

499
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,249
>> NUH-UH. SORRY, BRO.

500
00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:12,552
BUS IS FULL.

501
00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:13,954
>> Benson: THAT'S COOL, GUYS.

502
00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,088
I GUESS I'LL JUST WALK.

503
00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,056
>> Rigby: I TOLD YOU BENSON

504
00:14:16,056 --> 00:14:16,756
WOULD NEVER NOTICE.

505
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:18,558
NOW WE CAN BOTH BE LUCKY.

506
00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:19,592
>> YO, PUNK.

507
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:20,593
GIVE US YOUR WALLET.

508
00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,489
>> Rigby: UH! UH! UH-UH!

509
00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:28,228
OHHHH! HIGH SCORE UP IN HERE!

510
00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:29,529
MORDECAI, ARE YOU SEEING THIS?

511
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:30,863
I'M SO LUCKY, I DON'T EVEN NEED

512
00:15:30,863 --> 00:15:31,864
TO LOOK AT THE SCREEN.

513
00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:33,400
IN FACT, I DON'T EVEN NEED TO

514
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:34,234
USE MY HANDS.

515
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:35,302
CHECK IT!

516
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:36,203
>> WHOA!

517
00:15:37,237 --> 00:15:38,871
>> Rigby: HUH-HUH-HUH-HUH.

518
00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:39,672
HUH!

519
00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:42,809
>> Mordecai:

520
00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:43,676
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

521
00:15:43,676 --> 00:15:44,677
>> WHOA, DUDE.

522
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,146
YOU GOT SOME PRETTY SICK GAMING

523
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:46,646
SKILLS.

524
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:48,148
YEAH, THE KIND THAT GETS YOU ON

525
00:15:48,148 --> 00:15:48,815
THE COVER OF

526
00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:49,849
VIDEO GAME MONTHLY.

527
00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:50,583
NAME'S DANTE.

528
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:52,085
I'M THE MAGAZINE'S LEAD EDITOR.

529
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:53,420
TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY, BRO,

530
00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:54,721
'CAUSE I'M LOOKING FOR THE

531
00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:56,189
WORLD'S BEST GAMER, AND YOU ARE

532
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:57,357
TOTALLY IT!

533
00:15:57,357 --> 00:15:58,058
GIMME A CALL.

534
00:15:58,058 --> 00:15:59,159
WE'LL DO AN INTERVIEW.

535
00:15:59,159 --> 00:16:00,493
CATCH YOU ON THE FLIP SIDE, BRO.

536
00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:01,661
>> Rigby: OHHHHH!

537
00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:02,695
DID YOU SEE THAT?

538
00:16:02,695 --> 00:16:04,331
I'M GONNA BE ON THE COVER OF

539
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:05,598
VIDEO GAME MONTHLY!

540
00:16:05,598 --> 00:16:06,766
>> Mordecai: DUDE, YOU'RE

541
00:16:06,766 --> 00:16:07,867
HORRIBLE AT VIDEO GAMES.

542
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:08,835
YOU JUST GOT LUCKY.

543
00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,703
>> Rigby: EXACTLY.

544
00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:12,105
I SHOULD'VE SWITCHED FORTUNES

545
00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:13,273
WITH BENSON YEARS AGO.

546
00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:14,374
>> Mordecai: NONE OF THAT GOOD

547
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:15,008
LUCK IS YOURS.

548
00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:15,842
IT BELONGS TO BENSON.

549
00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:17,110
ALL THIS GOOD STUFF SHOULD BE

550
00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:17,944
HAPPENING TO HIM.

551
00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:19,446
>> Rigby: WHAT? NO WAY.

552
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:20,547
MY LIFE'S NEVER BEEN BETTER.

553
00:16:20,547 --> 00:16:21,848
I'M ON A SERIOUS WINNING STREAK.

554
00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:22,682
>> Mordecai: GIVE IT BACK!

555
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:23,583
>> Rigby: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

556
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:24,184
HEY, GET OFF ME!

557
00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:24,951
>> Mordecai: GIVE ME THE

558
00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:25,285
FORTUNE!

559
00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:25,785
>> Rigby: NO!

560
00:16:25,785 --> 00:16:27,220
>> Mordecai: I'M NOT GONNA LET

561
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:28,388
YOU RUIN BENSON'S LIFE.

562
00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:29,289
UGH! WHERE IS IT?

563
00:16:29,289 --> 00:16:30,523
>> Rigby: IT'S NOT ON ME.

564
00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:31,958
I KNEW YOU'D TRY SOMETHING, SO I

565
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:32,425
HID IT.

566
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:33,693
>> Mordecai: DUDE, YOU HAVE TO

567
00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:34,294
TRADE IT BACK.

568
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:35,428
BAD THINGS ARE HAPPENING TO

569
00:16:35,428 --> 00:16:36,696
BENSON, AND IT'S ONLY GONNA GET

570
00:16:36,696 --> 00:16:37,064
WORSE.

571
00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:38,198
>> Rigby: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING

572
00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:38,531
ABOUT?

573
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:39,966
I HAVEN'T SEEN A SINGLE BAD

574
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:41,234
THING HAPPEN TO BENSON.

575
00:16:41,234 --> 00:16:42,535
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?

576
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:44,071
I THINK YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.

577
00:16:44,071 --> 00:16:44,771
>> Mordecai: JEALOUS?

578
00:16:44,771 --> 00:16:45,405
>> Rigby: JEALOUS.

579
00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:46,373
>> Mordecai: DUDE, SERIOUSLY...

580
00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:47,074
>> Rigby: JEALOUS!

581
00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:47,774
>> Mordecai: RIGBY...

582
00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:48,708
>> Rigby: JEALOUS OF MY LUCK!

583
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:49,976
>> Mordecai: I'M CALLING BENSON.

584
00:16:49,976 --> 00:16:50,910
>> Rigby: OH, NO.

585
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,612
DON'T CALL BENSON.

586
00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:57,717
>> The number you are calling

587
00:16:57,717 --> 00:16:59,086
has been disconnected.

588
00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:00,387
>> Rigby: OHHHHHHH!

589
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:01,488
>> Mordecai: UGH, FORGET IT.

590
00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:02,222
I'M TELLING HIM.

591
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:03,156
>> Rigby: WHATEVER.

592
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:04,591
I'M SO LUCKY I BET HE WON'T EVEN

593
00:17:04,591 --> 00:17:05,058
NOTICE.

594
00:17:05,058 --> 00:17:06,193
HM-HM HM HM HM!

595
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:11,798
>> Mordecai: HEY, HAVE YOU SEEN

596
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:12,732
THE GUY WHO USED TO LIVE HERE?

597
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:13,800
>> OH, THAT GUY.

598
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,568
MAN, WHAT A STRING OF BAD LUCK.

599
00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:17,304
HE LOST HIS CAR, HIS APARTMENT,

600
00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:18,938
HIS WALLET, HIS CREDIT CARDS,

601
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:20,240
HIS DRIVER'S LICENSE.

602
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,141
>> Mordecai: DID HE SAY WHERE HE

603
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:21,574
WAS GOING?

604
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:22,775
>> I JUST CLEAN FLOORS.

605
00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:23,943
I DON'T ASK QUESTIONS.

606
00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:24,811
OOH! EXCUSE ME.

607
00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:26,413
THERE'S A HOT CHICK GETTING HER

608
00:17:26,413 --> 00:17:27,347
PAPER OVER THERE.

609
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:32,985
>> Mordecai: BENSON!

610
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:34,287
BENSON!

611
00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,156
>> Muscle Man: I HAVEN'T SEEN

612
00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:37,056
HIM.

613
00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,328
>> Mordecai: BENSON!

614
00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:45,031
SKIPS, HAVE YOU SEEN BENSON?

615
00:17:45,031 --> 00:17:46,299
>> Skips: HE'S PLAYING CARDS IN

616
00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:47,334
MY GARAGE.

617
00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:49,001
HE'S CONVINCED HE CAN TURN HIS

618
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:50,137
LUCK AROUND.

619
00:17:50,137 --> 00:17:51,271
>> Mordecai: NO, HE CAN'T.

620
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:52,272
IT'S NOT EVEN HIS LUCK.

621
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:54,341
WE HAVE TO STOP HIM.

622
00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:55,508
BENSON, I GOT TO TELL YOU

623
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:56,109
SOMETHING.

624
00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:57,144
>> Benson: NOT RIGHT NOW,

625
00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:57,644
MORDECAI.

626
00:17:57,644 --> 00:17:58,778
I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A HAND.

627
00:17:58,778 --> 00:17:59,812
>> Mordecai: NO, BENSON.

628
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:01,114
LISTEN, YOU SHOULDN'T BE PLAYING

629
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:01,814
CARDS RIGHT NOW.

630
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,450
>> Benson: OKAY, SO I'VE HAD A

631
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:04,484
BAD STRETCH LATELY.

632
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,018
SO MY WALLET AND CREDIT CARDS

633
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:06,786
GOT STOLEN.

634
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:08,388
SO ACCOUNTING LOST MY PAYCHECK.

635
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,223
SO I CAN'T AFFORD TO PAY MY RENT

636
00:18:10,223 --> 00:18:11,224
OR FEED MYSELF.

637
00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:12,625
BUT CARDS ARE WHERE I'M

638
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:13,360
LUCKIEST.

639
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:14,494
CARDS ARE MY GIRL.

640
00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:16,296
SHE'S NEVER LET ME DOWN BEFORE,

641
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:18,030
AND SHE WON'T DO IT THIS TIME.

642
00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:19,332
>> Skips: WELL, YOU GOTTA STOP

643
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:20,467
PLAYING NOW 'CAUSE YOU GOT

644
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:22,669
NOTHING LEFT TO WAGER WITH.

645
00:18:22,669 --> 00:18:23,636
>> Benson: ACTUALLY, SKIPS,

646
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:29,142
THERE IS ONE MORE THING.

647
00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:30,543
I JUST LOST THE PARK TO THE GUY

648
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:33,079
IN THE FANNY PACK.

649
00:18:33,079 --> 00:18:35,248
>> Skips: HE'S A WARLOCK!

650
00:18:50,597 --> 00:18:51,664
>> Mordecai: WHAT THE...?

651
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:52,499
>> Benson: THE PARK!

652
00:18:52,499 --> 00:18:53,266
WHAT HAVE I DONE?

653
00:18:53,266 --> 00:18:54,567
>> Mordecai: I GOTTA FIND RIGBY.

654
00:18:56,169 --> 00:19:01,674
>> Mordecai:

655
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:03,009
PARK! WARLOCK!

656
00:19:03,009 --> 00:19:03,710
FANNY PACK!

657
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,278
>> Muscle Man: WHAT WAS THAT,

658
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:05,712
BRO?

659
00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:12,585
>> Mordecai: RIGBY!

660
00:19:12,585 --> 00:19:13,853
>> Rigby: UH-UH-UH. INTERVIEW.

661
00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:14,687
VIDEO GAME MONTHLY.

662
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:15,755
CAN'T TALK. YOU'RE A LOSER.

663
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:16,523
>> Mordecai: ARGH!

664
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:17,190
>> Rigby: HEY!

665
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:18,090
>> Mordecai:

666
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:19,192
>> Rigby: DUDE, WHY DID YOU DO

667
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:19,459
THAT?

668
00:19:19,459 --> 00:19:20,360
>> Mordecai: LOOK OUT THE

669
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:20,727
WINDOW!

670
00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:21,694
>> Rigby: HUH?

671
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:26,366
>> LUCKY ME! A FULL HOUSE!

672
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:30,803
>> Rigby:

673
00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:36,976
>> Mordecai: COME ON.

674
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,545
>> Rigby: WHAT'S GOING ON?!

675
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:39,979
>> Mordecai: DON'T YOU GET IT?

676
00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:40,947
IT'S THE FORTUNES.

677
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:42,449
BENSON'S LUCK IS GETTING SO BAD

678
00:19:42,449 --> 00:19:43,916
IT'S GONNA DESTROY EVERYTHING.

679
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:46,486
LOOK!

680
00:19:46,486 --> 00:19:48,388
BENSON! TAKE MY HAND!

681
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:50,657
NOOO!

682
00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:51,891
>> Rigby: OH, MAN.

683
00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:53,726
>> Rigby: OKAY, OKAY.

684
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:54,627
I'LL SWITCH BACK.

685
00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:55,395
>> Mordecai: WHERE'S THE

686
00:19:55,395 --> 00:19:55,728
FORTUNE?

687
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:56,429
>> Rigby: IT'S UNDER MY

688
00:19:56,429 --> 00:19:59,732
TRAMPOLINE.

689
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:00,500
>> Mordecai: OH, MAN.

690
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,634
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET OVER

691
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:01,968
THERE?

692
00:20:02,735 --> 00:20:03,770
>> WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?

693
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:04,771
YOU GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!

694
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:06,573
HERE, TAKE MY CAR!

695
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,078
>> Mordecai: GIVE ME THE KEYS.

696
00:20:17,183 --> 00:20:18,418
ALMOST THERE...

697
00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:21,421
>> Both: AAH!

698
00:20:21,421 --> 00:20:24,657
>> Rigby:

699
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:27,527
BENSON!

700
00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:29,195
WE GOTTA TRADE FORTUNES!

701
00:20:29,195 --> 00:20:30,497
>> Benson: WHY BOTHER?

702
00:20:30,497 --> 00:20:32,198
ANOTHER BAD THING IS JUST GONNA

703
00:20:32,198 --> 00:20:32,765
HAPPEN.

704
00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:34,000
>> Rigby: NO, BENSON.

705
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,435
ALL THESE BAD THINGS ARE

706
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:36,769
HAPPENING BECAUSE OF ME.

707
00:20:36,769 --> 00:20:38,505
I SWITCHED FORTUNES BEHIND YOUR

708
00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:40,206
BACK AT THE CHINESE RESTAURANT.

709
00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:41,308
>> Benson: YOU WHAT?!

710
00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:42,775
>> Rigby: I WAS JEALOUS OF ALL

711
00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:44,010
THE GOOD LUCK YOU'VE BEEN

712
00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:45,545
HAVING, SO I GAVE YOU ALL MY BAD

713
00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:45,978
LUCK.

714
00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,814
I'M SORRY.

715
00:20:51,784 --> 00:20:56,222
AAH!

716
00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:00,960
IS IT OVER?

717
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,228
>> Mordecai: I THINK SO.

718
00:21:02,228 --> 00:21:03,195
>> Rigby: AH, GOOD.

719
00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:04,163
>> Benson: OVER?!

720
00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:05,064
NOTHING'S OVER!

721
00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:06,333
YOU SWITCHED MY FORTUNE!

722
00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:08,000
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I WENT

723
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:08,635
THROUGH?!

724
00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:10,202
>> Rigby: ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

725
00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:10,870
I'M SORRY.

726
00:21:10,870 --> 00:21:11,838
AT LEAST I CONFESSED.

727
00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:12,805
THAT'S GOTTA COUNT FOR

728
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:13,373
SOMETHING.

729
00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:15,074
HELLO?

730
00:21:15,074 --> 00:21:16,476
>> YEAH, THIS IS DANTE FROM

731
00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:17,577
VIDEO GAME MONTHLY.

732
00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:19,145
YEAH, UH, SO, LOOKS LIKE I GOTTA

733
00:21:19,145 --> 00:21:20,313
CANCEL YOUR INTERVIEW.

734
00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:21,247
>> Rigby: AW, WHAT?

735
00:21:21,247 --> 00:21:21,814
>> SORRY.

736
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:23,049
GOT A HOT NEW PLAYER HERE.

737
00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:24,384
HE'S TEARING THROUGH ALL THE

738
00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:24,917
RECORDS.

739
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:26,886
>> Muscle Man: WHOO! WHOO!

740
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:28,921
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS HOT AND

741
00:21:28,921 --> 00:21:30,490
TEARS THROUGH STUFF?

742
00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:31,691
MY MOM!

743
00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:34,594
>> Benson: I'M TELLIN' YA --

744
00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:37,397
I CAN'T LOSE!

745
00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:40,500
>> Rigby: I GOTTA GO DRY OFF.

746
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:41,734
>> HERE ARE YOUR FORTUNE

747
00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:42,335
COOKIES.

748
00:21:42,335 --> 00:21:43,235
>> Muscle Man: YOU KNOW WHAT'S A

749
00:21:43,235 --> 00:21:44,404
HILARIOUS GAME?

750
00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:46,539
SAYING YOUR FORTUNE, THEN SAYING

751
00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:48,708
"IN THE BACK OF A CAR."

752
00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:50,777
"BAD LUCK IS COMING YOUR WAY IN

753
00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:51,511
THE..."

754
00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:52,044
UH...

755
00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:56,549
THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK.

756
00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:57,717
>> Hi Five Ghost: HEY, THAT'S

757
00:21:57,717 --> 00:21:58,451
RIGBY'S FORTUNE.

758
00:21:58,451 --> 00:21:59,752
>> Muscle Man: SO?

759
00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:01,521
"YOU'RE GONNA BE ON THE COVER OF

760
00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:03,423
VIDEO GAME MONTHLY"...

761
00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:04,891
IN THE BACK OF A CAR.

762
00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:07,760
>> Rigby: FINALLY, MY FORTUNE

763
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:08,528
COOKIE'S HERE.

764
00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:09,862
AT LEAST ONE GOOD THING WILL

765
00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:10,863
COME FROM THIS MEAL.