1 00:00:11,045 --> 00:00:12,080 [ VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYS ] 2 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:13,314 >> Both: HYAH! HYAH! HYAH! 3 00:00:13,314 --> 00:00:14,415 HYAH! HYAH! 4 00:00:14,415 --> 00:00:16,050 >> DOUBLE DEATH COMBO! 5 00:00:16,050 --> 00:00:17,418 >> Both: WH-O-O-O-O-O-O-OA! 6 00:00:17,418 --> 00:00:19,087 DOUBLE DEATH COMBO! 7 00:00:19,087 --> 00:00:20,154 >> Benson: HEY, GUYS. 8 00:00:20,154 --> 00:00:21,422 LISTEN, WHEN YOU'VE GOT A 9 00:00:21,422 --> 00:00:22,823 MINUTE, I NEED YOU TO TAKE A 10 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:23,624 LOOK AT THESE. 11 00:00:23,624 --> 00:00:24,958 >> Mordecai: SURE, BENSON. 12 00:00:24,958 --> 00:00:25,893 OH, THE HOUSE RULES? 13 00:00:25,893 --> 00:00:27,095 THANKS, BUT WE ALREADY HAVE 14 00:00:27,095 --> 00:00:27,495 THESE. 15 00:00:27,495 --> 00:00:28,729 >> Benson: UH, NO, YOU DON'T, 16 00:00:28,729 --> 00:00:30,098 'CAUSE I'VE ADDED A FEW NEW ONES 17 00:00:30,098 --> 00:00:31,465 IN THERE, AND I'M GONNA NEED YOU 18 00:00:31,465 --> 00:00:34,068 TO SIGN OFF ON THEM, OKAY? 19 00:00:34,068 --> 00:00:35,469 >> Rigby: OH, MAN! MORE RULES? 20 00:00:35,469 --> 00:00:36,570 HE'S GOT TO BE JOKING! 21 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:37,671 >> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT, 22 00:00:37,671 --> 00:00:38,339 LET'S SEE... 23 00:00:38,339 --> 00:00:40,408 "RULE NUMBER 114 -- NO FEET ON 24 00:00:40,408 --> 00:00:41,409 THE TABLE." 25 00:00:41,409 --> 00:00:42,576 >> Both: UGHHH! 26 00:00:42,576 --> 00:00:44,578 >> Mordecai: "RULE NUMBER 115 -- 27 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:47,014 NO FOOD ON THE TABLE." 28 00:00:47,014 --> 00:00:47,948 >> Rigby: FINE! 29 00:00:47,948 --> 00:00:49,750 >> Mordecai: "RULE NUMBER 116 -- 30 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:50,984 NO FOOD ON THE FLOOR." 31 00:00:50,984 --> 00:00:51,985 >> Rigby: WHAT?! 32 00:00:51,985 --> 00:00:53,421 THAT'S GOING WAY TOO FAR! 33 00:00:53,421 --> 00:00:54,588 [ HUFFING ] 34 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:55,789 AGHHH! 35 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:56,457 COME ON, MAN! 36 00:00:56,457 --> 00:00:57,491 HELP ME FLIP THE TABLE! 37 00:00:57,491 --> 00:00:58,492 >> Mordecai: NO, DUDE. 38 00:00:58,492 --> 00:00:59,260 JUST CHILL OUT. 39 00:00:59,260 --> 00:01:00,594 THERE'S ONLY ONE MORE NEW RULE 40 00:01:00,594 --> 00:01:00,928 LEFT. 41 00:01:00,928 --> 00:01:02,896 >> Rigby: WHAT IS IT? 42 00:01:04,265 --> 00:01:05,833 >> Mordecai: NO VIDEO GAMES?! 43 00:01:05,833 --> 00:01:07,135 >> Rigby: ARE YOU NUTS?! 44 00:01:07,168 --> 00:01:09,503 >> Benson: "RULE NUMBER 47 -- NO 45 00:01:09,503 --> 00:01:10,037 YELLING." 46 00:01:10,037 --> 00:01:11,105 >> Rigby: YOU CAN'T TAKE 47 00:01:11,139 --> 00:01:12,473 VIDEO GAMES AWAY FROM US, MAN. 48 00:01:12,473 --> 00:01:13,641 WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO? 49 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:14,475 >> Benson: WORK. 50 00:01:14,475 --> 00:01:15,609 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WORK. 51 00:01:15,609 --> 00:01:16,777 >> Mordecai: YOU KNOW WHAT? 52 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:18,646 WE'RE SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES. 53 00:01:18,646 --> 00:01:20,047 NO PRANK CALLS, NO ROCK PAPER 54 00:01:20,047 --> 00:01:21,249 SCISSORS, NO PUNCHIES -- 55 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:21,949 NO UNICORNS? 56 00:01:21,949 --> 00:01:23,184 WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? 57 00:01:23,184 --> 00:01:24,452 >> Rigby: THESE RULES ARE 58 00:01:24,452 --> 00:01:25,786 ALL TOTALLY RANDOM, BENSON, 59 00:01:25,786 --> 00:01:27,121 AND THEY'RE ALL AIMED AT US. 60 00:01:27,121 --> 00:01:28,422 >> Benson: THAT'S NOT TRUE. 61 00:01:28,456 --> 00:01:30,491 "NUMBER 68 -- NO HARPSICHORD 62 00:01:30,491 --> 00:01:32,360 PLAYING AFTER 10:00 P.M." 63 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:33,561 >> Rigby: I ACTUALLY KIND OF 64 00:01:33,561 --> 00:01:34,228 LIKE THAT ONE. 65 00:01:34,228 --> 00:01:35,363 >> Mordecai: YEAH, BUT THAT'S 66 00:01:35,396 --> 00:01:36,530 THE ONLY GOOD ONE IN THERE. 67 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:37,965 THE REST OF THEM ARE TERRIBLE! 68 00:01:37,965 --> 00:01:39,433 >> Benson: LOOK, I'M DOING YOU A 69 00:01:39,467 --> 00:01:39,867 FAVOR. 70 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:41,202 LIFE WITHOUT RULES IS CHAOS. 71 00:01:41,202 --> 00:01:42,503 >> Mordecai: FINE, BUT WE'RE 72 00:01:42,503 --> 00:01:44,004 ONLY SIGNING OFF ON THE RULES WE 73 00:01:44,004 --> 00:01:44,372 LIKE. 74 00:01:44,405 --> 00:01:45,639 >> Rigby: YEAH, LIKE THE 75 00:01:45,639 --> 00:01:46,474 HARPSICHORD ONE. 76 00:01:46,474 --> 00:01:47,975 >> Benson: IT DOESN'T WORK THAT 77 00:01:47,975 --> 00:01:48,342 WAY! 78 00:01:48,342 --> 00:01:49,777 IF YOU CAN'T AGREE TO LIVE BY 79 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:51,179 ALL THE HOUSE RULES, THEN YOU 80 00:01:51,179 --> 00:01:52,646 CAN'T LIVE IN THIS HOUSE! 81 00:01:52,646 --> 00:01:54,382 >> Mordecai: WELL, THEN WE WON'T 82 00:01:54,382 --> 00:01:55,516 LIVE IN THIS HOUSE. 83 00:01:55,549 --> 00:01:56,884 >> Rigby: YEAH, 'CAUSE YOUR 84 00:01:56,884 --> 00:01:57,718 RULES ARE WACK! 85 00:01:57,718 --> 00:01:59,086 >> Mordecai: WE'LL SHOW YOU. 86 00:01:59,086 --> 00:02:00,488 WE'RE NOT GONNA LIVE WITH ANY 87 00:02:00,488 --> 00:02:01,955 RULES AT ALL. 88 00:02:06,827 --> 00:02:08,429 >> Both: HYAH! HYAH! HYAH! 89 00:02:08,429 --> 00:02:09,663 HYAH! HYAH! HYAH! 90 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:10,931 >> DOUBLE DEATH COMBO! 91 00:02:10,931 --> 00:02:11,999 >> Both: WH-O-O-O-O-O-O-OA! 92 00:02:11,999 --> 00:02:13,434 >> Mordecai: [ LAUGHS ] 93 00:02:13,434 --> 00:02:14,935 DUDE, WE SHOULD'VE MOVED OUT A 94 00:02:14,935 --> 00:02:15,736 LONG TIME AGO. 95 00:02:15,736 --> 00:02:17,205 I FEEL LIKE I JUST GOT OUT OF 96 00:02:17,205 --> 00:02:17,705 PRISON. 97 00:02:17,705 --> 00:02:19,207 >> Rigby: THAT'S 'CAUSE BENSON 98 00:02:19,207 --> 00:02:20,708 BUILT A RULE PRISON AROUND US. 99 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:21,875 BUT WE BUSTED OUT, AND NOW WE 100 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:22,843 CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT! 101 00:02:22,843 --> 00:02:24,044 >> Both: [ Rapping ] * RULES ARE 102 00:02:24,044 --> 00:02:24,545 FOR FOOLS * 103 00:02:24,545 --> 00:02:25,579 * RULES ARE FOR FOOLS 104 00:02:25,579 --> 00:02:26,914 * SAVE YOUR STUPID RULIN' FOR 105 00:02:26,914 --> 00:02:28,282 FOOLS THAT NEED SOME SCHOOLIN' * 106 00:02:28,282 --> 00:02:28,949 >> Rigby: OW! 107 00:02:28,949 --> 00:02:30,551 >> Mordecai: AAH! 108 00:02:33,020 --> 00:02:34,622 >> Muscle Man: [ GRUNTS ] 109 00:02:34,622 --> 00:02:35,356 [ SQUEALS ] 110 00:02:35,356 --> 00:02:36,890 >> Mordecai: MUSCLE MAN, WHAT 111 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:37,758 ARE YOU DOING?! 112 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:39,260 >> Muscle Man: MY JOB, BRO. 113 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:41,962 READ IT AND WEEP, LADIES. 114 00:02:41,962 --> 00:02:42,963 >> Both: AW, WHAT? 115 00:02:42,963 --> 00:02:43,531 COME ON! 116 00:02:43,531 --> 00:02:44,698 >> Muscle Man: WHILE I 117 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:46,099 SYMPATHIZE WITH YOUR QUEST TO 118 00:02:46,099 --> 00:02:47,535 LIVE FREE OF THE MAN'S RULES, 119 00:02:47,535 --> 00:02:48,936 THIS GUY'S STILL GOT TO PUT 120 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:49,903 FOOD ON THE TABLE. 121 00:02:49,903 --> 00:02:50,871 >> Mordecai: FINE! 122 00:02:50,871 --> 00:02:52,406 BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO RUIN OUR 123 00:02:52,406 --> 00:02:53,040 CAMPSITE. 124 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:54,908 >> Muscle Man: YES, I DID. 125 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:57,745 >> Mordecai: YES! 126 00:02:57,745 --> 00:02:59,913 SHE'S STILL HERE. 127 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:00,281 HEY! 128 00:03:00,281 --> 00:03:01,415 >> Margaret: HI, GUYS! 129 00:03:01,415 --> 00:03:02,483 >> Both: HEY, MARGARET. 130 00:03:02,483 --> 00:03:03,884 >> Margaret: HEY, IS IT TRUE? 131 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:05,253 DID YOU REALLY MOVE OUT OF THE 132 00:03:05,253 --> 00:03:05,786 HOUSE? 133 00:03:05,786 --> 00:03:07,154 >> Rigby: YEAH, WE DID. 134 00:03:07,154 --> 00:03:08,722 'CAUSE BENSON GOT ALL RULES-Y. 135 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:10,224 >> Mordecai: WE HAD NO CHOICE. 136 00:03:10,224 --> 00:03:11,892 IT WAS EITHER LEAVE OR LIVE BY 137 00:03:11,892 --> 00:03:13,261 SOME OTHER DUDE'S RULES. 138 00:03:13,261 --> 00:03:14,762 >> Margaret: WOW, MORDECAI! 139 00:03:14,762 --> 00:03:16,397 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SUCH A 140 00:03:16,397 --> 00:03:16,964 REBEL. 141 00:03:16,964 --> 00:03:18,966 >> Mordecai: YUP, YOU KNOW ME -- 142 00:03:18,966 --> 00:03:19,900 TOTAL REBEL. 143 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:21,402 >> Margaret: [ LAUGHS ] 144 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:22,803 >> Mordecai: [ LAUGHS 145 00:03:22,803 --> 00:03:23,671 NERVOUSLY ] 146 00:03:23,671 --> 00:03:25,573 >> Margaret: WELL, GOOD NIGHT. 147 00:03:25,573 --> 00:03:26,740 >> Mordecai: OHH! 148 00:03:26,740 --> 00:03:28,108 ACTUALLY, WE DON'T HAVE ANYWHERE 149 00:03:28,108 --> 00:03:29,410 TO SLEEP, SO...WE WERE HOPING 150 00:03:29,410 --> 00:03:30,511 YOU'D LET US CAMP OUT HERE 151 00:03:30,511 --> 00:03:31,011 TONIGHT. 152 00:03:31,011 --> 00:03:31,979 >> Margaret: [ SIGHS ] 153 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:33,281 I WISH I COULD, BUT MY MANAGER 154 00:03:33,281 --> 00:03:34,582 HAS A RULE ABOUT THAT KIND OF 155 00:03:34,582 --> 00:03:36,750 THING. 156 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:37,485 SORRY, GUYS. 157 00:03:37,485 --> 00:03:38,686 >> Mordecai: IT'S COOL. 158 00:03:38,686 --> 00:03:40,254 I'M SURE WE CAN FIND SOMEPLACE 159 00:03:40,254 --> 00:03:41,689 TO CRASH THAT ISN'T SO BIG ON 160 00:03:41,689 --> 00:03:42,155 RULES. 161 00:03:42,155 --> 00:03:43,757 LATER! 162 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:27,701 [ BREATHING HEAVILY ] 163 00:04:27,701 --> 00:04:29,670 DUDE, THIS IS GETTING INTENSE. 164 00:04:29,670 --> 00:04:30,804 >> Rigby: UGHHH! 165 00:04:30,804 --> 00:04:35,576 NO...MORE...RU-U-U-U-U-U-LES! 166 00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:37,077 >> [ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ] 167 00:04:37,077 --> 00:04:40,147 DID SOMEBODY SAY "RULES"? 168 00:04:42,350 --> 00:04:43,684 >> Rigby: OH, GREAT. 169 00:04:43,684 --> 00:04:44,585 WHO ARE YOU? 170 00:04:44,585 --> 00:04:45,886 THE ALLEY RULES GUY? 171 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:46,820 >> WHO AM I? 172 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:47,821 I'M WHOEVER I WANT TO BE. 173 00:04:47,821 --> 00:04:48,389 YOU KNOW WHY? 174 00:04:48,422 --> 00:04:49,657 'CAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE IN RULES 175 00:04:49,657 --> 00:04:51,124 THAT TELL ME OTHERWISE. 176 00:04:51,158 --> 00:04:51,992 >> Mordecai: WHOA. 177 00:04:51,992 --> 00:04:53,260 >> Rigby: THAT'S PRETTY COOL. 178 00:04:53,260 --> 00:04:54,662 >> YEAH, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT'S 179 00:04:54,662 --> 00:04:55,228 PRETTY COOL. 180 00:04:55,228 --> 00:04:56,397 SO, WHAT'S YOUR GUYS' STORY? 181 00:04:56,430 --> 00:04:57,665 Y'ALL FREE TO DO WHATEVER YOU 182 00:04:57,665 --> 00:04:58,065 WANT? 183 00:04:58,065 --> 00:04:59,099 >> Mordecai: WE WISH. 184 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:00,401 >> Rigby: YEAH, WE HAVE THIS 185 00:05:00,434 --> 00:05:01,869 LAME BOSS, BENSON, WHO TELLS US 186 00:05:01,869 --> 00:05:02,269 TO -- 187 00:05:02,269 --> 00:05:03,337 >> BOSS? WHAT'S THAT? 188 00:05:03,337 --> 00:05:04,405 >> Mordecai: IT'S A -- 189 00:05:04,405 --> 00:05:05,873 >> YEAH, I KNOW WHAT A BOSS IS. 190 00:05:05,873 --> 00:05:07,074 I WAS JUST MAKING A POINT. 191 00:05:07,107 --> 00:05:08,742 BOSSES ARE NOTHING BUT FOOLS 192 00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:09,510 WITH RULES. 193 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:10,711 >> Rigby: OH, YEAH -- 194 00:05:10,711 --> 00:05:11,745 RULES FOR FOOLS. 195 00:05:11,745 --> 00:05:12,746 >> THAT'S RIGHT. 196 00:05:12,780 --> 00:05:14,548 MAKES SO MUCH SENSE, IT RHYMES. 197 00:05:14,548 --> 00:05:16,216 >> Rigby: WHOA! THAT'S CRAZY! 198 00:05:16,216 --> 00:05:17,518 >> YOU GUYS SEEM PRETTY COOL, SO 199 00:05:17,518 --> 00:05:18,752 I'M GONNA LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE 200 00:05:18,752 --> 00:05:20,721 SECRET. 201 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:23,524 I know of a place where rules 202 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:25,793 don't exist. 203 00:05:25,793 --> 00:05:26,894 >> Rigby: NO WAY! 204 00:05:26,894 --> 00:05:27,961 ARE YOU SERIOUS?! 205 00:05:27,961 --> 00:05:33,033 >> Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh. 206 00:05:39,206 --> 00:05:39,707 [ CLATTER ] 207 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:40,774 >> Mordecai: A BOX OF TRASH? 208 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:42,275 ARE YOU JOKING? 209 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:44,445 >> DO I LOOK LIKE I'M JOKING? 210 00:05:44,445 --> 00:05:46,046 >> Mordecai: UHHH... 211 00:05:46,046 --> 00:05:47,548 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS DUDE. 212 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:49,049 >> Rigby: WELL, I PRACTICALLY 213 00:05:49,049 --> 00:05:50,551 SLEEP IN A PILE OF GARBAGE AT 214 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:51,552 HOME ANYWAY, SO THIS REALLY 215 00:05:51,552 --> 00:05:53,454 ISN'T THAT DIFFERENT FOR ME. 216 00:05:56,990 --> 00:06:01,729 >> Mordecai: AAAAAAAAAH! 217 00:06:01,729 --> 00:06:04,565 AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 218 00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:09,837 >> [ In distance ] GOOD ONE! 219 00:06:09,837 --> 00:06:12,272 [ LAUGHTER, SHOUTING ] 220 00:06:12,272 --> 00:06:15,275 [ CROWD CHEERING ] 221 00:06:15,275 --> 00:06:16,176 >> Mordecai: SWEET! 222 00:06:16,176 --> 00:06:18,746 [ TRUCK HORN BLARES ] 223 00:06:18,746 --> 00:06:20,080 >> [ GRUNTS ] 224 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,348 >> [ GRUNTS ] 225 00:06:21,348 --> 00:06:23,517 [ ALL GRUNTING ] 226 00:06:23,517 --> 00:06:24,752 >> Both: WH-O-O-O-O-OA! 227 00:06:24,752 --> 00:06:26,420 DOUBLE DEATH COMBO! 228 00:06:26,420 --> 00:06:27,655 >> Mordecai: AW, YOU GUYS HAVE 229 00:06:27,655 --> 00:06:30,624 "KARATE CHOPPERS" DOWN HERE? 230 00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:32,760 >> GO AHEAD -- PUT YOUR FEET UP. 231 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:34,595 >> Mordecai: OH, YEA-A-H! 232 00:06:34,595 --> 00:06:35,863 CAN I GET NEXT GAME? 233 00:06:35,863 --> 00:06:38,599 >> NO NEED, BRO. 234 00:06:38,599 --> 00:06:39,633 [ GAME BEEPS ] 235 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:41,101 >> Both: THREE-PLAYER 236 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:42,269 "KARATE CHOPPERS"?! 237 00:06:42,269 --> 00:06:43,604 OH, YEA-A-H! 238 00:06:43,604 --> 00:06:44,872 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 239 00:06:44,872 --> 00:06:46,373 >> ROCKIN'. 240 00:06:46,373 --> 00:06:48,442 YOU MIND GETTING THAT? 241 00:06:48,442 --> 00:06:49,342 >> Mordecai: HELLO? 242 00:06:49,342 --> 00:06:50,310 >> LOSER SAYS "WHAT?" 243 00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:51,445 >> Mordecai: WHO IS THIS? 244 00:06:51,445 --> 00:06:52,379 >> LOSER SAYS "WHAT?" 245 00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:53,714 >> Mordecai: I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE 246 00:06:53,714 --> 00:06:54,381 TRYING TO DO. 247 00:06:54,381 --> 00:06:55,483 I'M NOT GONNA SAY "WHAT." 248 00:06:55,483 --> 00:06:56,149 >> [ LAUGHS ] 249 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:57,651 YOU'RE A LOSER! YOU LOSER HEAD! 250 00:06:57,651 --> 00:06:58,351 I HATE YOU! 251 00:06:58,351 --> 00:06:59,620 >> Mordecai: DUDE, I THINK 252 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:01,021 SOMEONE JUST PRANK-CALLED US. 253 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:02,456 >> AH, YEAH, IT WAS PROBABLY 254 00:07:02,456 --> 00:07:03,356 KEVIN. 255 00:07:03,356 --> 00:07:06,894 >> [ LAUGHING MANIACALLY ] 256 00:07:06,894 --> 00:07:08,161 >> Rigby: OH, MAN! 257 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:09,563 YOU GUYS CAN MAKE PRANK CALLS 258 00:07:09,563 --> 00:07:10,197 DOWN HERE? 259 00:07:10,197 --> 00:07:11,632 >> YOU STILL DON'T GET IT, DO 260 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:11,965 YOU? 261 00:07:11,965 --> 00:07:14,034 DOWN HERE, YOU CAN DO... 262 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:18,205 WHATEVER...YOU...WANT. 263 00:07:18,205 --> 00:07:21,909 >> Both: WHOA! 264 00:07:21,909 --> 00:07:24,144 >> Mordecai: WHOA-OHHHH! 265 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:25,078 >> YEAH, MAN. 266 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:26,480 NO RULES OF GRAVITY. 267 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:27,515 >> Rigby: DUDE! 268 00:07:27,515 --> 00:07:28,716 IN BENSON'S FACE! 269 00:07:28,716 --> 00:07:30,651 LIVING WITHOUT RULES IS AWESOME! 270 00:07:30,651 --> 00:07:32,319 >> Mordecai: YEA-A-H, IT IS! 271 00:07:32,319 --> 00:07:34,321 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 272 00:07:34,321 --> 00:07:35,556 >> Both: [ Chanting ] NO RULES! 273 00:07:35,556 --> 00:07:37,224 NO RULES! NO RULES! NO RULES! 274 00:07:37,224 --> 00:07:38,692 >> [ LAUGHS ] 275 00:07:38,692 --> 00:07:40,761 THAT'S RIGHT -- NO RULES AT ALL. 276 00:07:40,761 --> 00:07:41,929 HEY, LOOK OVER THERE! 277 00:07:41,929 --> 00:07:43,163 >> Mordecai: [ GASPS ] 278 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:43,564 AAH! 279 00:07:43,564 --> 00:07:44,498 WHAT THE HECK, MAN?! 280 00:07:44,498 --> 00:07:45,265 >> Rigby: DUDE! 281 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:46,433 HE JUST TOOK YOUR WALLET! 282 00:07:46,433 --> 00:07:47,868 >> Mordecai: DUDE, GIVE IT BACK. 283 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:48,268 >> WHY? 284 00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:49,336 THERE'S NO RULE THAT SAYS I 285 00:07:49,336 --> 00:07:50,571 CAN'T TAKE OTHER PEOPLE'S STUFF. 286 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:51,672 >> Old Mordecai: HE'S RIGHT, 287 00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:52,172 DUDES. 288 00:07:52,172 --> 00:07:53,006 >> Both: AAAH! 289 00:07:53,006 --> 00:07:54,341 >> Old Mordecai: OH, MAN. 290 00:07:54,341 --> 00:07:57,110 I USED TO BE SO COOL-LOOKING. 291 00:07:57,110 --> 00:07:57,511 WOW. 292 00:07:57,511 --> 00:07:59,046 YOU'RE TOTALLY GONNA MISS THAT. 293 00:07:59,046 --> 00:08:00,614 YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU'RE GONNA 294 00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:01,048 MISS? 295 00:08:01,048 --> 00:08:01,715 THAT GUY. 296 00:08:01,715 --> 00:08:03,183 ENJOY HIM WHILE YOU GOT HIM. 297 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:04,017 KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 298 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:05,085 >> Rigby: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 299 00:08:05,085 --> 00:08:06,086 >> Old Mordecai: OH...UH... 300 00:08:06,086 --> 00:08:07,020 NOTHING, DUDE. 301 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:08,088 >> Mordecai: DUDE! 302 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:09,623 HOW IS THIS EVEN HAPPENING? 303 00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:11,358 >> BECAUSE THERE'S NO RULE THAT 304 00:08:11,358 --> 00:08:12,526 SAYS IT CAN'T. 305 00:08:12,526 --> 00:08:14,528 FROM YOUR FUTURE TO THE PAST, 306 00:08:14,528 --> 00:08:17,865 ANYONE CAN JOIN THE PARTY. 307 00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:19,032 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 308 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:20,467 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 309 00:08:20,467 --> 00:08:21,234 >> Mordecai: UNICORNS?! 310 00:08:21,234 --> 00:08:22,269 >> Rigby: THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE 311 00:08:22,269 --> 00:08:22,770 DEAD! 312 00:08:22,770 --> 00:08:23,937 >> CHECK IT, BROS! 313 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:25,639 IT'S THOSE TWO JERKBAGS THAT 314 00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:26,206 BLEW US UP! 315 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:27,474 >> Mordecai: YOU GOT TO LISTEN 316 00:08:27,474 --> 00:08:28,041 TO US, MAN. 317 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:29,242 THESE GUYS ARE SERIOUSLY BAD 318 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:29,977 NEWS. 319 00:08:29,977 --> 00:08:31,211 YOU GOT TO GET RID OF THEM! 320 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:32,546 >> DID YOU JUST TELL ME WHAT TO 321 00:08:32,546 --> 00:08:32,980 DO? 322 00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:34,882 YOU JUST TOLD ME WHAT TO DO! 323 00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:35,749 HEY! 324 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:39,219 THEY JUST TOLD ME WHAT TO DO! 325 00:08:39,219 --> 00:08:39,820 >> [ SCOFFS ] 326 00:08:39,820 --> 00:08:41,054 THEY'RE TELLING PEOPLE WHAT TO 327 00:08:41,054 --> 00:08:41,354 DO? 328 00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:43,356 >> OH, NO WAY, BRO! GET 'EM! 329 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:45,893 [ ENGINE REVS, TIRES SQUEAL ] 330 00:08:45,893 --> 00:08:47,995 [ BOTH SCREAMING ] 331 00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:51,899 [ TIRES SCREECHING ] 332 00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:53,233 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 333 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:54,902 [ ENGINE REVS ] 334 00:08:54,902 --> 00:08:55,969 >> Mordecai: [ PANTING ] 335 00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:58,906 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 336 00:08:58,906 --> 00:09:01,108 [ TRUCK HORN BLARING ] 337 00:09:01,108 --> 00:09:02,475 [ BOTH PANTING ] 338 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:04,778 [ HORN BLARING ] 339 00:09:04,812 --> 00:09:07,848 >> [ LAUGHING MANIACALLY ] 340 00:09:07,848 --> 00:09:08,916 >> Mordecai: AAAAH! 341 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:10,651 [ GRUNTS ] 342 00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:11,284 >> Rigby: HEY! 343 00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:12,586 YOU GOT TO GET US OUT OF HERE, 344 00:09:12,586 --> 00:09:12,853 MAN! 345 00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:13,987 >> THIS GUY AIN'T GOT TO DO 346 00:09:13,987 --> 00:09:14,588 JACK, AMIGO. 347 00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:15,756 I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW LAME YOU 348 00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:16,690 GUYS TURNED OUT. 349 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:18,491 I THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL. 350 00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:19,660 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 351 00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:21,528 >> Rigby: I HATE TO ADMIT THIS, 352 00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:23,463 BUT I MISS BENSON AND HIS STUPID 353 00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:24,097 RULES! 354 00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:25,265 >> Mordecai: WAIT. 355 00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:26,433 YO, NO RULES GUY! 356 00:09:26,433 --> 00:09:28,201 YOU DO HAVE AT LEAST ONE RULE 357 00:09:28,201 --> 00:09:29,102 DOWN HERE. 358 00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:30,604 YOU HAVE A RULE AGAINST RULES. 359 00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:31,972 >> THERE'S NO RULE AGAINST 360 00:09:31,972 --> 00:09:32,439 RULES. 361 00:09:32,439 --> 00:09:34,041 >> Mordecai: THAT'S ALL I NEEDED 362 00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:37,277 TO HEAR. 363 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:38,111 >> Together: [ Chanting ] BROS! 364 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:40,447 BROS! BROS! BROS! BROS! BROS! 365 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:42,182 BROS! 366 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:43,784 [ ENGINE REVS ] 367 00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:47,621 [ TIRES SQUEAL ] 368 00:09:47,621 --> 00:09:50,223 >> Mordecai: "RULE NUMBER 37 -- 369 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:52,325 NO UNICORNS." 370 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:53,961 "RULE NUMBER 72 -- 371 00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:56,529 NO ROCK PAPER SCISSORS." 372 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:58,298 UGH! NO PUNCHIES. 373 00:09:58,298 --> 00:09:59,566 [ EXPLOSION ] 374 00:09:59,566 --> 00:10:03,436 >> Rigby: AND NO PRANK CALLS! 375 00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:04,972 >> STOP! JUST STOP IT! 376 00:10:04,972 --> 00:10:06,707 YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA WHA-- 377 00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:08,075 >> Rigby: AAAAAAAGH! 378 00:10:08,075 --> 00:10:09,076 >> WHOA! 379 00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:10,811 [ GRUNTING ] 380 00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:12,680 >> Mordecai: SHOW US THE WAY OUT 381 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:13,346 OF HERE. 382 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:14,982 >> THERE'S NO RULE THAT SAYS I 383 00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:15,548 HAVE TO. 384 00:10:15,548 --> 00:10:17,084 >> Mordecai: THERE'S ALSO NO 385 00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:18,652 RULE THAT SAYS I CAN'T POINT 386 00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:20,287 THIS LASER POINTER IN YOUR ONLY 387 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:20,921 GOOD EYE. 388 00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:22,489 >> OKAY! OKAY! 389 00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:24,391 I'LL TAKE YOU OUT. 390 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:27,394 >> Mordecai: THERE. 391 00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:28,929 WE SIGNED OFF ON ALL YOUR RULES, 392 00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:29,396 BENSON. 393 00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:30,864 >> Benson: WELL, WELL, WELL. 394 00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:32,265 WASN'T SO EASY LIVING WITHOUT 395 00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:34,067 RULES, WAS IT? 396 00:10:34,101 --> 00:10:35,035 WAIT A MINUTE. 397 00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:36,236 ONE OF THESE RULES IS MISSING. 398 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:37,370 >> Rigby: OH, NO. WHICH ONE? 399 00:10:37,370 --> 00:10:38,371 >> Benson: I DON'T KNOW. 400 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:39,406 THERE'S OVER 100 OF THESE 401 00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:39,840 THINGS. 402 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,108 >> Mordecai: WELL, THEN HOW DO 403 00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:42,075 YOU KNOW IT'S MISSING? 404 00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:43,610 >> Benson: BECAUSE SOMEBODY 405 00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:44,511 RIPPED IT OUT! 406 00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:46,113 >> Mordecai: THAT'S CRAZY. 407 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:47,614 I WONDER WHICH ONE IT IS. 408 00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:48,615 [ VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYS ] 409 00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:49,382 >> HMPH! HMPH! 410 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:50,517 I DON'T NEED THOSE GUYS. 411 00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:51,719 I CAN PLAY VIDEO GAMES BY 412 00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:53,653 MYSELF. 413 00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:59,326 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 414 00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:22,750 [ BIRDS CHIRPING ] 415 00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:23,450 >> ALL RIGHT. 416 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:24,217 SO, WHO'S NEXT? 417 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:25,552 WHO THINKS THEY CAN TAKE ON THE 418 00:11:25,552 --> 00:11:26,553 LEGENDARY CREW CREW? 419 00:11:26,553 --> 00:11:27,888 >> All: CREW CREW! 420 00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:28,421 AWWWWW! 421 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:30,057 >> LOOKS LIKE BIG TROUBLE'S BACK 422 00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:30,623 FOR MORE. 423 00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:32,225 >> Rigby: DUDE, ANOTHER BATTLE'S 424 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:33,093 ABOUT TO START. 425 00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:35,328 >> Mordecai: AW, YEA-YUH! 426 00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:36,897 >> MAN, THIS DUDE IS BACK EVERY 427 00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:37,297 WEEK. 428 00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:38,766 >> NAW, I GOT Y'ALL FOOLS THIS 429 00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:39,232 TIME. 430 00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:39,733 HIT IT. 431 00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:40,901 [ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ] 432 00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:42,069 [ Rapping ] * Y'ALL BETTER WATCH 433 00:11:42,069 --> 00:11:44,237 OUT 'CAUSE BIG TROUBLE'S ON THE 434 00:11:44,237 --> 00:11:45,272 MIKE NOW * 435 00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:46,940 * I'LL KNOCK ALL OF YOUR LIGHTS 436 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:47,908 OUT WITH MY VERSE * 437 00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:48,909 * Y'ALL BE CURSED, EXPLODIN' 438 00:11:48,909 --> 00:11:50,110 LIKE SOME FIREWORKS * 439 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:51,745 BAHHHHH! 440 00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:53,947 [ MUSIC CONTINUES ] 441 00:11:53,947 --> 00:11:54,581 >> THAT'S IT? 442 00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:55,816 BLITZ COMET, SHOW THIS FOOL HOW 443 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:56,249 WE DO. 444 00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:57,350 >> [ Rapping ] * BLITZ COMET ON 445 00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:57,918 THE SCENE * 446 00:11:57,918 --> 00:11:59,252 * YOU STEP TO ME AND YOU'RE 447 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:00,420 GONNA GET CREAMED * 448 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:02,089 * CORN ALL UP IN YOUR TEETH 449 00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:03,423 * YOU REEK, YOU'RE THE OPPOSITE 450 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:04,457 OF CHIC, YOU FREAK * 451 00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:05,592 * YOUR RHYMES ARE LIKE ANTIQUES, 452 00:12:05,592 --> 00:12:06,927 NOBODY WANTS 'EM, THEY THROW 'EM 453 00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:07,795 ALL AWAY * 454 00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:08,962 * ROTTEN FROM THE GET-GO, LIKE 455 00:12:08,962 --> 00:12:10,297 YOUR BRAIN IS ON DELAY * 456 00:12:10,297 --> 00:12:11,832 * MATTER OF FACT, YO, YOU BETTER 457 00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:12,766 GET A CHECKUP * 458 00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:14,134 * GO ASK A DOCTOR WHY YOU BE SO 459 00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:15,535 UGLY FROM THE NECK UP * 460 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:17,637 >> All: OHHHHH! 461 00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:18,605 >> PSSSSH! 462 00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:20,273 >> Both: WH-O-O-O-OA! 463 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:21,108 >> YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT! 464 00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:21,608 THAT'S RIGHT! 465 00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:22,442 >> Pops: [ CLEARS THROAT] 466 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:23,110 EXCUSE ME. 467 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:24,812 >> Mordecai: WHAT IS POPS DOING? 468 00:12:24,812 --> 00:12:26,446 >> Pops: A HUG CAN BE THE MOST 469 00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:27,781 WONDERFUL THING. 470 00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:29,382 TWO ARMS WRAPPED AROUND YOU 471 00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:30,683 LIKE A MOTHER'S WING. 472 00:12:30,683 --> 00:12:32,452 BUT WE'RE SO SELFISH WHEN WE ARE 473 00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:32,886 BLUE. 474 00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,788 DOESN'T A HUG DESERVE A HUG, 475 00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:35,288 TOO? 476 00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:37,290 THANK YOU. 477 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:38,358 >> YO, WHAT YOU SAY? 478 00:12:38,358 --> 00:12:39,392 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 479 00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:40,160 HOLD ON, MAN. 480 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,628 >> YOU TRYIN' TO STEP TO US?! 481 00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,163 >> Pops: I'M JUST SO EXCITED TO 482 00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:44,865 HEAR SOME FELLOW POETS! 483 00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,666 I THOUGHT I'D COME JOIN YOU IN 484 00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:48,235 THE CELEBRATION OF RHYMES. 485 00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:49,536 >> NAW, NAW, NAW, NAW, NAW, NAW. 486 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:50,804 YOU'RE NOT CELEBRATING NOTHING. 487 00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:52,372 YO, B-TRON, TURN IT UP. 488 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:53,640 [ Rapping ] * YEAH, CREW CREW'S 489 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:54,908 COMIN' AT YA, SAY IT TWICE, 490 00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:55,876 DON'T FORGET IT * 491 00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,244 * Y'ALL BETTER CATCH UP TO WHERE 492 00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:57,878 WE'RE AT * 493 00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:59,079 * YOU'RE BEHIND THE TIMES, CAN'T 494 00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:00,647 COMPETE WITH OUR DOPE RHYMES, SO 495 00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:02,649 YOU BETTER SAY YOUR GOODBYES * 496 00:13:02,649 --> 00:13:04,484 * WE GOT FRANCOIS, BLITZ COMET, 497 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:05,652 B-TRON, THE JERSEY KID, 498 00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:06,319 ON THE BEATS * 499 00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:06,920 * YOU KNOW WE ROCK THE 500 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,488 DEMEL-ISHUN, THE DOPEST GIRL 501 00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:09,256 ON THE MIKE * 502 00:13:09,256 --> 00:13:10,423 * AND ALPHA DOG, I BARK THE 503 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:11,591 TRUTH, MY VERSES BE ALL NICE AND 504 00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:12,659 TIGHT * 505 00:13:12,659 --> 00:13:14,094 * SO NOW YOU KNOW WHO WE ARE 506 00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:15,328 * CREW CREW IS THE CREW, 507 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:16,864 SHININ' BRIGHTER THAN A QUASAR * 508 00:13:16,864 --> 00:13:17,697 * BUT YOU'RE BIZARRE 509 00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:19,266 * YES, YOU SIR, ARE A LOSER 510 00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:20,333 * SO COVER UP THAT FREAKISH 511 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,401 DOME AND HEAD BACK HOME AND TAKE 512 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:22,202 YOUR POEMS * 513 00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:23,003 >> All: OHHH! 514 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:23,603 >> LOSER! 515 00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:24,171 >> DANG! 516 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:25,238 >> Pops: [ CRYING ] 517 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:26,406 >> Mordecai: OH, DUDE. 518 00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:27,407 COME ON! 519 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:28,008 [ LAUGHTER ] 520 00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:30,177 >> Mordecai: POPS, ARE YOU OKAY? 521 00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:32,012 >> Pops: WHILE I APPRECIATE 522 00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:34,081 THEIR POETIC SKILLS, I AM NOT A 523 00:13:34,081 --> 00:13:34,714 LOSER. 524 00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:35,715 >> [ CHUCKLES ] YOU LOOK LIKE A 525 00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:36,183 LOSER TO ME. 526 00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:37,617 >> YEAH. WHY DON'T YOU TAKE 527 00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,019 GRAMPS BACK HOME BEFORE HE 528 00:13:39,019 --> 00:13:40,253 START CRYING SOME MORE? 529 00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:41,254 [ LAUGHS ] 530 00:13:41,254 --> 00:13:41,955 LOSER. 531 00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:43,023 [ LAUGHTER ] 532 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,457 >> Mordecai: COME ON, POPS. 533 00:13:44,457 --> 00:13:45,092 LET'S GO. 534 00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:45,859 >> Pops: NO! 535 00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:47,260 I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT MY 536 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,762 VERSES WON MANY A COMPETITION. 537 00:13:49,762 --> 00:13:50,864 >> [ LAUGHS ] 538 00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:51,865 [ LAUGHTER ] 539 00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:53,934 >> Pops: YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME? 540 00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:55,768 THEN I CHALLENGE YOU TO A 541 00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:57,304 COMPETITION TONIGHT! 542 00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:58,638 >> YOU MEAN A RAP BATTLE? 543 00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:00,207 >> Pops: IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE 544 00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:01,374 CALLING IT, THEN YES! 545 00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:02,609 >> ALL RIGHT, GRANDPOPS. 546 00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:04,211 CREW CREW NEVER BACKS DOWN, SO 547 00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:05,312 IT'S ON. 548 00:14:05,312 --> 00:14:06,313 >> YOU GOIN' DOWN! 549 00:14:06,313 --> 00:14:07,647 >> YOU'RE GONNA GET YOURS, 550 00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:08,148 BUDDY. 551 00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:09,616 >> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT, POPS. 552 00:14:09,616 --> 00:14:10,717 WE CAN'T LET YOU DO THIS BY 553 00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:11,151 YOURSELF. 554 00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:12,385 >> Rigby: YEAH, THOSE GUYS ARE 555 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:13,386 GONNA WALK ALL OVER YOU. 556 00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:14,554 >> Mordecai: PLUS, WE KNOW WAY 557 00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:15,889 MORE STUFF ABOUT THIS THAN YOU 558 00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:17,257 DO, SO RIGBY AND I WILL RAP WITH 559 00:14:17,257 --> 00:14:18,125 YOU IN THE BATTLE. 560 00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:19,326 >> Pops: [ GASPS ] REALLY?! 561 00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:20,894 OUR OWN CREW! 562 00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:22,495 GOOD SHOW! 563 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,131 >> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT, POPS. 564 00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:25,465 HERE'S HOW YOU BATTLE. 565 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:26,466 RIGBY, SHOW HIM. 566 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:29,769 [ BEATBOXING ] 567 00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:30,770 >> Rigby: [ Rapping ] * HEY, 568 00:14:30,770 --> 00:14:31,939 "MORDE-CRY," OH, I MEAN 569 00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:32,739 "MORDECAI" * 570 00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:33,573 * DIDN'T MEAN TO DISS YOU, 571 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:34,741 PLEASE DON'T RUN AWAY AND HIDE * 572 00:14:34,741 --> 00:14:35,909 * SAW YOU SOBBIN' AT THAT MOVIE, 573 00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:37,077 "A VERY HAPPY BRIDE" * 574 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,178 * HERE, I'LL PASS YOU A TISSUE, 575 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:39,479 TRY AND HAVE SOME MALE PRIDE * 576 00:14:39,479 --> 00:14:40,313 >> Mordecai: SEE, POPS? 577 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:40,780 IT'S EASY. 578 00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:41,648 >> Rigby: * 'CAUSE THE LADIES 579 00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:43,450 DON'T LIKE YOUR SENSITIVE SIDE * 580 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:44,417 * LIKE MARGARET, FOR EXAMPLE, 581 00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:45,953 BUT I GUESS THAT'S IMPLIED * 582 00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:47,020 >> Mordecai: OKAY, DUDE. 583 00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:47,820 >> Rigby: * SHE WON'T GET WITH 584 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:48,922 YOU, SHE JUST WON'T GET WITH 585 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:50,257 YOU, NOT GONNA GET WITH YOU, 586 00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:51,491 NEVER GONNA GET WITH YOU * 587 00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:52,592 >> Mordecai: OKAY! WE GET IT! 588 00:14:52,592 --> 00:14:53,693 >> Rigby: I'M JUST KEEPING IT 589 00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:53,994 REAL. 590 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,162 >> Mordecai: NOW YOU TRY, POPS. 591 00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:56,596 >> Pops: BUT HE'S JUST MAKING 592 00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:57,197 FUN OF YOU. 593 00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:58,265 >> Mordecai: EXACTLY. 594 00:14:58,265 --> 00:14:59,499 THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT TO DO. 595 00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,268 COME ON. GIVE IT A SHOT. 596 00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:03,436 >> Rigby: [ BEATBOXING ] 597 00:15:03,436 --> 00:15:06,673 >> Pops: OHH...UHH...MNH... 598 00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:07,640 NO! I WON'T DO IT! 599 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:08,875 >> Rigby: WHAT? COME ON! 600 00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:10,277 YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO WIN. 601 00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:11,611 >> Pops: BEING NEGATIVE AND 602 00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:13,280 HURTING SOMEONE'S FEELINGS IS NO 603 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,282 WAY TO WIN A COMPETITION! 604 00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:17,217 THE POWER OF POETRY LIES IN 605 00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:18,318 EXPRESSING THE BEAUTY OF 606 00:15:18,318 --> 00:15:19,352 EVERYTHING AROUND YOU. 607 00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:20,120 >> Rigby: WHAT? 608 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,454 >> Mordecai: YOU'RE NOT MAKING 609 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:22,022 ANY SENSE. 610 00:15:22,022 --> 00:15:26,693 >> Pops: COME. I'LL SHOW YOU. 611 00:15:26,693 --> 00:15:27,460 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 612 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:28,495 [ OLD-TIMEY MUSIC PLAYS ] 613 00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:29,796 WHAT IS THIS PLACE, THIS MAGICAL 614 00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:30,130 FIELD? 615 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,698 IT'S WIDE AND IT'S OPEN. 616 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,066 NOTHING'S CONCEALED. 617 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:35,135 IT'S SCENIC AND PEACEFUL, FOR US 618 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:35,868 TO ENJOY. 619 00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:37,370 WHY, THIS IS THE PARK! 620 00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:38,671 GOOD SHOW, OLD BOY! 621 00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:40,373 >> Mordecai: HMM, NOT BAD. 622 00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:41,474 >> Rigby: YEAH! 623 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,510 >> Pops: A PLACE OF GREAT BEAUTY 624 00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:44,811 FOR PLENTY TO USE. 625 00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:46,813 IT INSPIRES US ALL, SO GO SPREAD 626 00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:47,580 THE NEWS! 627 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:49,382 TO MAN, WOMAN, CHILD, OR BEGGING 628 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,084 COWBOY, THIS IS THE PARK, GOOD 629 00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:52,019 SHOW, OLD BOY! 630 00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:53,753 >> Mordecai: WHERE'S THIS STUFF 631 00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:54,387 COMIN' FROM? 632 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:55,822 >> Rigby: MAN, HE'S GETTING INTO 633 00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:56,223 IT! HA! 634 00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:57,890 >> Pops: THE KEY TO THIS PLACE 635 00:15:57,890 --> 00:15:59,359 PUTS A SMILE ON YOUR FACE. 636 00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:01,028 IT IS THE PEOPLE THAT IT DOES 637 00:16:01,028 --> 00:16:01,694 EMPLOY. 638 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,396 >> All: WHY, THIS IS THE PARK! 639 00:16:03,396 --> 00:16:04,564 GOOD SHOW, OLD BOY! 640 00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,166 [ ALL LAUGH ] 641 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,434 [ CREW CREW LAUGHING MOCKINGLY ] 642 00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:08,501 >> YO, IS HE FOR REAL WITH 643 00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:08,868 THAT? 644 00:16:08,868 --> 00:16:10,937 >> "GOOD SHOW, OLD BOY"?! 645 00:16:10,937 --> 00:16:11,904 >> YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO 646 00:16:11,904 --> 00:16:13,006 BETTER THAN THAT IF YOU WANT TO 647 00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:14,174 BEAT US TONIGHT, YOU BIG-HEADED 648 00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:14,541 LOSER. 649 00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:15,875 >> Pops: [ SCOFFS ] GO AHEAD AND 650 00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,377 MAKE SNIDE REMARKS. 651 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:19,579 MY CREW AND I ARE TAPPING INTO 652 00:16:19,579 --> 00:16:21,614 THE POWER OF POETRY, AND THE 653 00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:23,650 BEAUTY OF OUR VERSES WILL BE 654 00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:25,852 SURE TO KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF! 655 00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:27,554 [ LAUGHTER ] 656 00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:28,921 >> SEE YOU FOOLS TONIGHT -- 657 00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:30,523 UNLESS YOU'RE TOO AFRAID TO SHOW 658 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:30,857 UP. 659 00:16:30,857 --> 00:16:32,092 >> Pops: WE'LL BE THERE! 660 00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:34,394 >> * LO-SER! 661 00:16:34,394 --> 00:16:35,928 >> Pops: THEIR RHYMES ARE 662 00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,797 CLEVER, BUT THEY DON'T COME FROM 663 00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:38,565 THE HEART. 664 00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:40,467 AS LONG AS WE'RE TRUE TO 665 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,402 OURSELVES, WE CAN'T LOSE. 666 00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:44,337 OH, LOOK! ICE CREAM TRUCK! 667 00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:48,308 >> Mordecai: OHH! 668 00:16:48,308 --> 00:16:49,409 DUDE, THIS IS NOT GOOD! 669 00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:50,877 WE GOT TO FIND A WAY TO BACK OUT 670 00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:51,578 OF THE BATTLE. 671 00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:52,545 >> Rigby: YEAH, MAN. 672 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:53,546 I'M TOTALLY WITH YOU. 673 00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:54,981 THOSE GUYS ARE GONNA DESTROY US! 674 00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:56,249 >> Pops: MORDECAI AND RIGBY, 675 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:56,916 LOOK! 676 00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,951 I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU! 677 00:16:58,951 --> 00:16:59,886 TA-DA! 678 00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:01,488 I MADE MATCHING UNIFORMS FOR 679 00:17:01,488 --> 00:17:02,122 TONIGHT. 680 00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,823 >> Mordecai: POPS, WE CAN'T DO 681 00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:04,324 THIS. 682 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:05,825 >> Pops: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 683 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,560 >> Mordecai: LOOK, WE'RE GONNA 684 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:08,061 LOSE! 685 00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:09,829 >> Pops: NO, THE POWER OF POETRY 686 00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:10,230 WILL D-- 687 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:11,264 >> Rigby: POPS, THE POWER OF 688 00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:12,265 POETRY ISN'T EVEN A THING! 689 00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:13,333 >> Mordecai: COME ON, POPS. 690 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:14,234 THIS IS DUMB. 691 00:17:14,234 --> 00:17:15,468 WE SHOULD JUST BACK OUT. 692 00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,070 >> Pops: WELL, I DON'T HAVE THAT 693 00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:17,570 OPTION. 694 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:18,738 THOSE GENTLEMEN CALLED ME A 695 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:19,906 LOSER, AND I MUST SET THEM 696 00:17:19,906 --> 00:17:20,407 STRAIGHT. 697 00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:21,741 >> Mordecai: YEAH, BUT WHAT IF 698 00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:22,409 THEY'RE RIGHT? 699 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:24,244 UH, I MEAN... 700 00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:25,612 >> Pops: FINE. 701 00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,414 I'LL DO IT YOUR WAY. 702 00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:28,515 [ Crying ] I'LL DO IT YOUR WAY! 703 00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:29,282 I'LL DO IT YOUR WAY! 704 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:30,250 >> Mordecai: WAIT, POPS! 705 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:31,151 THAT'S NOT WHAT WE MEANT! 706 00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:31,851 [ DOOR SLAMS ] 707 00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:32,652 [ SIGHS ] SHOOT! 708 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:33,920 [ POPS SOBBING IN DISTANCE ] 709 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:35,155 >> Rigby: MAN, I FEEL KIND OF 710 00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:35,522 BAD. 711 00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:36,789 >> Mordecai: I KNOW, BUT POPS 712 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:37,757 JUST DOESN'T GET IT. 713 00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:39,259 I MEAN, SKIPS, YOU'RE NOT ALL 714 00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:40,827 INTO CLASSICAL POETRY, RIGHT? 715 00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:41,961 >> Skips: [ SLURPS ] 716 00:17:41,961 --> 00:17:43,096 EHH, HAIKUS, MOSTLY. 717 00:17:43,096 --> 00:17:44,264 >> Rigby: SERIOUSLY? 718 00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:45,865 >> Mordecai: OKAY, BUT WHAT ARE 719 00:17:45,865 --> 00:17:46,933 WE SUPPOSED TO DO? 720 00:17:46,933 --> 00:17:48,435 IF WE DRESS UP LIKE IDIOTS AND 721 00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:49,969 GO DOWN TO RECITE POETRY AGAINST 722 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:51,504 THAT CREW, WE'LL BE HUMILIATED. 723 00:17:51,504 --> 00:17:54,174 >> Rigby: YEAH! LOSERS FOR LIFE. 724 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:56,309 >> Skips: I'VE LOST MY APPETITE. 725 00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:58,111 >> Both: "MORDECAI, RIGBY, 726 00:17:58,111 --> 00:18:00,012 FRIENDS DON'T LET DOWN OTHER 727 00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:00,780 FRIENDS. 728 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:02,048 YOU GUYS ARE LOSERS." 729 00:18:02,048 --> 00:18:03,616 >> Mordecai: [ SIGHS ] HE'S 730 00:18:03,616 --> 00:18:04,184 RIGHT. 731 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:05,985 >> Rigby: MAN, POETRY'S POWERFUL 732 00:18:05,985 --> 00:18:07,954 STUFF. 733 00:18:07,954 --> 00:18:10,056 [ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS ] 734 00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:11,124 >> Pops: [ Rapping ] * YOUR 735 00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:13,626 ATTITUDE IS UNAPPEALING, SOME 736 00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,462 WOULD SAY QUITE RUDE * 737 00:18:15,462 --> 00:18:18,498 * YOUR SHOES ARE...COLORFUL 738 00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:19,566 NO. OH! 739 00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:20,633 MM! 740 00:18:20,633 --> 00:18:21,401 >> [ Rapping ] * COME ON, TOUGH 741 00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:23,136 GUY, WHY ARE YOU TONGUE-TIED? * 742 00:18:23,136 --> 00:18:24,304 * WATCH OUT, EVERYBODY, LOOKS 743 00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:25,472 LIKE GRANDPA'S 'BOUT TO CRY * 744 00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:26,306 [ LAUGHTER ] 745 00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:27,807 >> Mordecai: WEATHERING A 746 00:18:27,807 --> 00:18:29,642 RIGHTEOUS STORM, THE RAINIEST OF 747 00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:30,177 DAYS. 748 00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:31,244 >> Pops: POETRY? 749 00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:32,645 >> Rigby: FRIENDS STICK 750 00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:34,514 TOGETHER, THROUGH THICK AND THIN 751 00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:35,148 ALWAYS. 752 00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:36,883 >> Pops: OHH! MORDECAI! RIGBY! 753 00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:37,517 YOU CAME! 754 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,186 >> Mordecai: WE'RE SORRY, POPS. 755 00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:40,220 WE WERE ACTING LIKE FOOLS. 756 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:41,254 >> Rigby: WE HOPE YOU CAN 757 00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:42,389 FORGIVE US FOR BEING COMPLETE 758 00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:42,822 TOOLS. 759 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:43,990 >> Mordecai: YOUR POEMS AREN'T 760 00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,158 LAME, THEY'RE REALLY WORKS OF 761 00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:45,492 ART. 762 00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:46,593 >> Rigby: IF WE'RE GONNA WIN 763 00:18:46,593 --> 00:18:47,827 THIS BATTLE, WE'VE GOT TO DO IT 764 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:48,495 FROM THE HEART! 765 00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:51,097 >> Pops: OH, THANK GOODNESS! 766 00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:55,535 YOUR WAY WASN'T WORKING AT ALL! 767 00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:56,068 >> SO, WHAT UP? 768 00:18:56,068 --> 00:18:57,036 ARE WE STILL BATTLING, OR HAVE 769 00:18:57,036 --> 00:19:00,507 Y'ALL SMARTENED UP? 770 00:19:00,507 --> 00:19:02,875 >> Pops: LET'S DO THIS. 771 00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:06,513 [ R&B MUSIC PLAYS ] 772 00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,748 [ ALL MUTTERING ] 773 00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:11,017 BEAUTY IS IN THE CENTER OF ALL 774 00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:13,420 THAT YOU SEE, SIMPLE YET COMPLEX 775 00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:14,954 AND FULLY TEXTURED. 776 00:19:14,954 --> 00:19:16,956 AND BEAUTY BE A PART OF ALL THAT 777 00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:18,758 YOU BE, FOR YOU ARE THE BEST 778 00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:22,229 RHYMERS THAT I'VE EVER HEARD! 779 00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:22,962 >> All: HUH? 780 00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,231 >> THAT WAS PRETTY COOL. 781 00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:24,797 >> YEAH. 782 00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:26,032 >> Mordecai: AW, YEAH! 783 00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:26,899 THEY'RE INTO IT! 784 00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:28,201 >> AW, WHAT? 785 00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:30,737 UNH-UNH! TH-THIS IS REAL NOW! 786 00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:31,871 [ Rapping ] * WHY YOU TALKIN' 787 00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:32,572 'BOUT BEAUTY, MAN? * 788 00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:33,740 * DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT'S 789 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:35,708 GOT TO DO WITH YOU, YOU FOOL * 790 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:36,976 * YOU GUYS ARE LIKE SPOILED HAMS 791 00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,945 IN A CAN, SUPERBLAND, EXPIRATION 792 00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:40,213 DATE'S OVERDUE * 793 00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:42,582 >> All: OHHHH! 794 00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:44,984 [ CREEEEEAK! ] 795 00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:46,653 >> Rigby: THE CANNING OF MEAT IS 796 00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:48,255 QUITE A SWEET TREAT, SO THANKS 797 00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:49,389 FOR COMPARING US SO. 798 00:19:49,389 --> 00:19:50,923 YOUR WORDS ARE INSPIRING, IDEAS 799 00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:51,624 SO CONCRETE. 800 00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:55,094 YOU REALLY PUT ON QUITE A SHOW! 801 00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:56,929 >> AAH! 802 00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:59,299 >> All: OHHHHHH! 803 00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:00,333 >> [ MOANS ] 804 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,334 >> [ Rapping ] * OKAY, HOLD UP, 805 00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:02,569 YOU WANT TO TALK WORDS AND 806 00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:03,603 VERSE, BUT YOUR FACE IS 807 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:04,837 DISTRACTING, SO UGLY 808 00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:05,672 IT BUGS ME * 809 00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:06,606 * TAKE CARE OF THAT MESS AND 810 00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:08,074 SWEEP IT UNDER THE RUG, PLEASE * 811 00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:09,075 * SO, TRUST ME, YOU'RE ONLY 812 00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:10,142 TAKING MATTERS FROM BAD TO 813 00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:10,743 WORSE * 814 00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:11,978 * ONLY SOLUTION IS TO TURN 815 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:14,581 AROUND IN REVERSE * 816 00:20:14,581 --> 00:20:16,849 [ CROWD CHEERS ] 817 00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:18,418 >> Mordecai: A GIFT TO US, NEW 818 00:20:18,418 --> 00:20:19,919 PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS -- LIFE 819 00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,588 LOOKING DIFFERENT FROM WHERE YOU 820 00:20:21,588 --> 00:20:22,289 STAND TRUE. 821 00:20:22,289 --> 00:20:24,023 SO MUCH TO DISCOVER, SO SPREAD 822 00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:25,792 YOUR WINGS AND TAKE FLIGHT FOR 823 00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:28,094 A BIRD'S-EYE VIEW. 824 00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:29,095 >> WAAAAAHHHH! 825 00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:31,097 [ CROWD CHEERS ] 826 00:20:31,097 --> 00:20:32,465 >> [ Rapping ] * OKAY, THIS BE 827 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:33,266 GETTING' SERIOUS * 828 00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:34,301 * YOU GUYS ARE DELIRIOUS, 829 00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:35,201 ARE YOU HEARING THIS? * 830 00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:36,503 * TALKIN' 'BOUT POSITIVE THINGS, 831 00:20:36,503 --> 00:20:37,937 BUT YOU AIN'T GOT NO GAME * 832 00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:38,971 * AND IT'S PLAIN TO SEE YOU'RE 833 00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:40,607 STRANGE TO ME, 'CAUSE WE BE * 834 00:20:40,607 --> 00:20:41,941 * SHININ' LIKE DIAMONDS, Y'ALL 835 00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:43,810 BE PETTY CASH, NICE MOUSTACHE, 836 00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:45,111 CONQUISTADOR BE WANTING IT 837 00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:45,612 BACK * 838 00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:46,879 * IN FACT, WHAT ARE YOU, A RAT, 839 00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:48,047 A SQUIRREL, SOME KIND OF FAT 840 00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,516 MEERKAT WHO THINKS HE'S RAD? * 841 00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:50,783 * AND LOOK AT THAT, YOUR BIRD 842 00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:52,051 FRIEND'S DROPPIN' WORDS ABSURD 843 00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:52,619 AGAIN * 844 00:20:52,619 --> 00:20:53,653 * USELESS BITS OF RHYME THAT 845 00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:54,954 EXPOSE THE NERD IN HIM * 846 00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:55,955 * AND IF YOU THINK ALPHA DOG IS 847 00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:57,357 GONNA LIE DOWN AND LET YOU WIN * 848 00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:58,491 * YOUR HEAD BE ALL INFLATED, I 849 00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:00,993 GUESS, JUST LIKE A GIANT BLIMP * 850 00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:04,297 [ CROWD CHEERS ] 851 00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:05,365 >> Mordecai: OKAY, POPS! 852 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:05,898 YOU GOT THIS! 853 00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:06,966 >> Rigby: YEAH, YOU CAN DO IT! 854 00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:09,902 FINISH HIM OFF! 855 00:21:09,902 --> 00:21:11,638 >> Pops: IT'S BEEN SOME TIME 856 00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:13,172 SINCE I'VE FELT THIS WAY, 857 00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:14,707 CHALLENGED BY SUCH WORTHY 858 00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:15,475 OPPONENTS. 859 00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:17,310 YOUR RHYME SCHEME IS GOOD, BUT 860 00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:19,178 YOU'RE MISSING A FEW COMPONENTS. 861 00:21:19,178 --> 00:21:21,080 YOU MAY SAY THINGS THAT HURT, OR 862 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,849 SOME THAT WILL STING, BUT FOR 863 00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:25,518 YOU, IT'S ALL JUST POSTURING. 864 00:21:25,518 --> 00:21:27,320 LOOK INSIDE AND BE TRUE TO SOME 865 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:28,888 REAL FEELINGS, AND THE WORLD 866 00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:30,523 WILL BE YOURS, I'M ASSURING. 867 00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:32,392 SO I THANK YOU, GOOD SIRS, FOR 868 00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:33,693 THIS GREAT CONTEST. 869 00:21:33,693 --> 00:21:35,695 IT'S CERTAINLY BEEN LOTS OF FUN. 870 00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:37,163 BUT THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN SAY 871 00:21:37,163 --> 00:21:38,498 TO PUT ME TO REST, SO, REALLY, 872 00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:40,400 I'VE ALREADY WON. 873 00:21:42,669 --> 00:21:45,672 [ CROWD CHEERS ] 874 00:21:45,672 --> 00:21:47,507 >> Pops: WE DID IT! WE WON! 875 00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:49,342 >> Rigby: WE'RE NOT LOSERS! 876 00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:50,843 >> Pops: MY, THAT WAS 877 00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:51,878 EXHILARATING! 878 00:21:51,878 --> 00:21:53,846 THANK YOU FOR STANDING BY ME. 879 00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:55,348 THE POWER OF POETRY IS NOTHING 880 00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:56,583 COMPARED TO THE POWER OF 881 00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:57,249 FRIENDSHIP. 882 00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:58,785 >> Mordecai: NO PROBLEM, POPS. 883 00:21:58,785 --> 00:21:59,719 >> Rigby: YEA-UH! 884 00:21:59,719 --> 00:22:01,354 I'M JUST GLAD NO ONE CAN CALL US 885 00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:02,121 LOSERS NOW. 886 00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:03,756 >> Muscle Man: HEY, LOSERS! 887 00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:05,692 WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE OUTFITS -- 888 00:22:05,692 --> 00:22:07,594 MY MOM'S CLOSET? 889 00:22:07,594 --> 00:22:08,761 [ LAUGHS ] 890 00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:10,029 HUH! 891 00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:11,030 >> Mordecai: WE SHOULD PROBABLY 892 00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:12,499 GO CHANGE OUR CLOTHES.