>> Both: HYAH! HYAH! HYAH!
HYAH! HYAH!
>> DOUBLE DEATH COMBO!
>> Both: WH-O-O-O-O-O-O-OA!
DOUBLE DEATH COMBO!
>> Benson: HEY, GUYS.
LISTEN, WHEN YOU'VE GOT A
MINUTE, I NEED YOU TO TAKE A
LOOK AT THESE.
>> Mordecai: SURE, BENSON.
OH, THE HOUSE RULES?
THANKS, BUT WE ALREADY HAVE
THESE.
>> Benson: UH, NO, YOU DON'T,
'CAUSE I'VE ADDED A FEW NEW ONES
IN THERE, AND I'M GONNA NEED YOU
TO SIGN OFF ON THEM, OKAY?
>> Rigby: OH, MAN! MORE RULES?
HE'S GOT TO BE JOKING!
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT,
LET'S SEE...
"RULE NUMBER 114 -- NO FEET ON
THE TABLE."
>> Both: UGHHH!
>> Mordecai: "RULE NUMBER 115 --
NO FOOD ON THE TABLE."
>> Rigby: FINE!
>> Mordecai: "RULE NUMBER 116 --
NO FOOD ON THE FLOOR."
>> Rigby: WHAT?!
THAT'S GOING WAY TOO FAR!
AGHHH!
COME ON, MAN!
HELP ME FLIP THE TABLE!
>> Mordecai: NO, DUDE.
JUST CHILL OUT.
THERE'S ONLY ONE MORE NEW RULE
LEFT.
>> Rigby: WHAT IS IT?
>> Mordecai: NO VIDEO GAMES?!
>> Rigby: ARE YOU NUTS?!
>> Benson: "RULE NUMBER 47 -- NO
YELLING."
>> Rigby: YOU CAN'T TAKE
VIDEO GAMES AWAY FROM US, MAN.
WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO?
>> Benson: WORK.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WORK.
>> Mordecai: YOU KNOW WHAT?
WE'RE SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES.
NO PRANK CALLS, NO ROCK PAPER
SCISSORS, NO PUNCHIES --
NO UNICORNS?
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
>> Rigby: THESE RULES ARE
ALL TOTALLY RANDOM, BENSON,
AND THEY'RE ALL AIMED AT US.
>> Benson: THAT'S NOT TRUE.
"NUMBER 68 -- NO HARPSICHORD
PLAYING AFTER 10:00 P.M."
>> Rigby: I ACTUALLY KIND OF
LIKE THAT ONE.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, BUT THAT'S
THE ONLY GOOD ONE IN THERE.
THE REST OF THEM ARE TERRIBLE!
>> Benson: LOOK, I'M DOING YOU A
FAVOR.
LIFE WITHOUT RULES IS CHAOS.
>> Mordecai: FINE, BUT WE'RE
ONLY SIGNING OFF ON THE RULES WE
LIKE.
>> Rigby: YEAH, LIKE THE
HARPSICHORD ONE.
>> Benson: IT DOESN'T WORK THAT
WAY!
IF YOU CAN'T AGREE TO LIVE BY
ALL THE HOUSE RULES, THEN YOU
CAN'T LIVE IN THIS HOUSE!
>> Mordecai: WELL, THEN WE WON'T
LIVE IN THIS HOUSE.
>> Rigby: YEAH, 'CAUSE YOUR
RULES ARE WACK!
>> Mordecai: WE'LL SHOW YOU.
WE'RE NOT GONNA LIVE WITH ANY
RULES AT ALL.
>> Both: HYAH! HYAH! HYAH!
HYAH! HYAH! HYAH!
>> DOUBLE DEATH COMBO!
>> Both: WH-O-O-O-O-O-O-OA!
>> Mordecai:
DUDE, WE SHOULD'VE MOVED OUT A
LONG TIME AGO.
I FEEL LIKE I JUST GOT OUT OF
PRISON.
>> Rigby: THAT'S 'CAUSE BENSON
BUILT A RULE PRISON AROUND US.
BUT WE BUSTED OUT, AND NOW WE
CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT!
>> Both: * RULES ARE
FOR FOOLS *
* RULES ARE FOR FOOLS
* SAVE YOUR STUPID RULIN' FOR
FOOLS THAT NEED SOME SCHOOLIN' *
>> Rigby: OW!
>> Mordecai: AAH!
>> Muscle Man:
>> Mordecai: MUSCLE MAN, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?!
>> Muscle Man: MY JOB, BRO.
READ IT AND WEEP, LADIES.
>> Both: AW, WHAT?
COME ON!
>> Muscle Man: WHILE I
SYMPATHIZE WITH YOUR QUEST TO
LIVE FREE OF THE MAN'S RULES,
THIS GUY'S STILL GOT TO PUT
FOOD ON THE TABLE.
>> Mordecai: FINE!
BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO RUIN OUR
CAMPSITE.
>> Muscle Man: YES, I DID.
>> Mordecai: YES!
SHE'S STILL HERE.
HEY!
>> Margaret: HI, GUYS!
>> Both: HEY, MARGARET.
>> Margaret: HEY, IS IT TRUE?
DID YOU REALLY MOVE OUT OF THE
HOUSE?
>> Rigby: YEAH, WE DID.
'CAUSE BENSON GOT ALL RULES-Y.
>> Mordecai: WE HAD NO CHOICE.
IT WAS EITHER LEAVE OR LIVE BY
SOME OTHER DUDE'S RULES.
>> Margaret: WOW, MORDECAI!
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SUCH A
REBEL.
>> Mordecai: YUP, YOU KNOW ME --
TOTAL REBEL.
>> Margaret:
>> Mordecai:
>> Margaret: WELL, GOOD NIGHT.
>> Mordecai: OHH!
ACTUALLY, WE DON'T HAVE ANYWHERE
TO SLEEP, SO...WE WERE HOPING
YOU'D LET US CAMP OUT HERE
TONIGHT.
>> Margaret:
I WISH I COULD, BUT MY MANAGER
HAS A RULE ABOUT THAT KIND OF
THING.
SORRY, GUYS.
>> Mordecai: IT'S COOL.
I'M SURE WE CAN FIND SOMEPLACE
TO CRASH THAT ISN'T SO BIG ON
RULES.
LATER!
DUDE, THIS IS GETTING INTENSE.
>> Rigby: UGHHH!
NO...MORE...RU-U-U-U-U-U-LES!
DID SOMEBODY SAY "RULES"?
>> Rigby: OH, GREAT.
WHO ARE YOU?
THE ALLEY RULES GUY?
>> WHO AM I?
I'M WHOEVER I WANT TO BE.
YOU KNOW WHY?
'CAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE IN RULES
THAT TELL ME OTHERWISE.
>> Mordecai: WHOA.
>> Rigby: THAT'S PRETTY COOL.
>> YEAH, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT'S
PRETTY COOL.
SO, WHAT'S YOUR GUYS' STORY?
Y'ALL FREE TO DO WHATEVER YOU
WANT?
>> Mordecai: WE WISH.
>> Rigby: YEAH, WE HAVE THIS
LAME BOSS, BENSON, WHO TELLS US
TO --
>> BOSS? WHAT'S THAT?
>> Mordecai: IT'S A --
>> YEAH, I KNOW WHAT A BOSS IS.
I WAS JUST MAKING A POINT.
BOSSES ARE NOTHING BUT FOOLS
WITH RULES.
>> Rigby: OH, YEAH --
RULES FOR FOOLS.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
MAKES SO MUCH SENSE, IT RHYMES.
>> Rigby: WHOA! THAT'S CRAZY!
>> YOU GUYS SEEM PRETTY COOL, SO
I'M GONNA LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE
SECRET.
I know of a place where rules
don't exist.
>> Rigby: NO WAY!
ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
>> Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
>> Mordecai: A BOX OF TRASH?
ARE YOU JOKING?
>> DO I LOOK LIKE I'M JOKING?
>> Mordecai: UHHH...
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS DUDE.
>> Rigby: WELL, I PRACTICALLY
SLEEP IN A PILE OF GARBAGE AT
HOME ANYWAY, SO THIS REALLY
ISN'T THAT DIFFERENT FOR ME.
>> Mordecai: AAAAAAAAAH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> GOOD ONE!
>> Mordecai: SWEET!
>> Both: WH-O-O-O-O-OA!
DOUBLE DEATH COMBO!
>> Mordecai: AW, YOU GUYS HAVE
"KARATE CHOPPERS" DOWN HERE?
>> GO AHEAD -- PUT YOUR FEET UP.
>> Mordecai: OH, YEA-A-H!
CAN I GET NEXT GAME?
>> NO NEED, BRO.
>> Both: THREE-PLAYER
"KARATE CHOPPERS"?!
OH, YEA-A-H!
>> ROCKIN'.
YOU MIND GETTING THAT?
>> Mordecai: HELLO?
>> LOSER SAYS "WHAT?"
>> Mordecai: WHO IS THIS?
>> LOSER SAYS "WHAT?"
>> Mordecai: I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TRYING TO DO.
I'M NOT GONNA SAY "WHAT."
YOU'RE A LOSER! YOU LOSER HEAD!
I HATE YOU!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, I THINK
SOMEONE JUST PRANK-CALLED US.
>> AH, YEAH, IT WAS PROBABLY
KEVIN.
>> Rigby: OH, MAN!
YOU GUYS CAN MAKE PRANK CALLS
DOWN HERE?
>> YOU STILL DON'T GET IT, DO
YOU?
DOWN HERE, YOU CAN DO...
WHATEVER...YOU...WANT.
>> Both: WHOA!
>> Mordecai: WHOA-OHHHH!
>> YEAH, MAN.
NO RULES OF GRAVITY.
>> Rigby: DUDE!
IN BENSON'S FACE!
LIVING WITHOUT RULES IS AWESOME!
>> Mordecai: YEA-A-H, IT IS!
>> Both: NO RULES!
NO RULES! NO RULES! NO RULES!
THAT'S RIGHT -- NO RULES AT ALL.
HEY, LOOK OVER THERE!
>> Mordecai:
AAH!
WHAT THE HECK, MAN?!
>> Rigby: DUDE!
HE JUST TOOK YOUR WALLET!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, GIVE IT BACK.
>> WHY?
THERE'S NO RULE THAT SAYS I
CAN'T TAKE OTHER PEOPLE'S STUFF.
>> Old Mordecai: HE'S RIGHT,
DUDES.
>> Both: AAAH!
>> Old Mordecai: OH, MAN.
I USED TO BE SO COOL-LOOKING.
WOW.
YOU'RE TOTALLY GONNA MISS THAT.
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU'RE GONNA
MISS?
THAT GUY.
ENJOY HIM WHILE YOU GOT HIM.
KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
>> Rigby: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
>> Old Mordecai: OH...UH...
NOTHING, DUDE.
>> Mordecai: DUDE!
HOW IS THIS EVEN HAPPENING?
>> BECAUSE THERE'S NO RULE THAT
SAYS IT CAN'T.
FROM YOUR FUTURE TO THE PAST,
ANYONE CAN JOIN THE PARTY.
>> Mordecai: UNICORNS?!
>> Rigby: THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
DEAD!
>> CHECK IT, BROS!
IT'S THOSE TWO JERKBAGS THAT
BLEW US UP!
>> Mordecai: YOU GOT TO LISTEN
TO US, MAN.
THESE GUYS ARE SERIOUSLY BAD
NEWS.
YOU GOT TO GET RID OF THEM!
>> DID YOU JUST TELL ME WHAT TO
DO?
YOU JUST TOLD ME WHAT TO DO!
HEY!
THEY JUST TOLD ME WHAT TO DO!
THEY'RE TELLING PEOPLE WHAT TO
DO?
>> OH, NO WAY, BRO! GET 'EM!
>> Mordecai:
>> Mordecai: AAAAH!
>> Rigby: HEY!
YOU GOT TO GET US OUT OF HERE,
MAN!
>> THIS GUY AIN'T GOT TO DO
JACK, AMIGO.
I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW LAME YOU
GUYS TURNED OUT.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE COOL.
>> Rigby: I HATE TO ADMIT THIS,
BUT I MISS BENSON AND HIS STUPID
RULES!
>> Mordecai: WAIT.
YO, NO RULES GUY!
YOU DO HAVE AT LEAST ONE RULE
DOWN HERE.
YOU HAVE A RULE AGAINST RULES.
>> THERE'S NO RULE AGAINST
RULES.
>> Mordecai: THAT'S ALL I NEEDED
TO HEAR.
>> Together: BROS!
BROS! BROS! BROS! BROS! BROS!
BROS!
>> Mordecai: "RULE NUMBER 37 --
NO UNICORNS."
"RULE NUMBER 72 --
NO ROCK PAPER SCISSORS."
UGH! NO PUNCHIES.
>> Rigby: AND NO PRANK CALLS!
>> STOP! JUST STOP IT!
YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA WHA--
>> Rigby: AAAAAAAGH!
>> WHOA!
>> Mordecai: SHOW US THE WAY OUT
OF HERE.
>> THERE'S NO RULE THAT SAYS I
HAVE TO.
>> Mordecai: THERE'S ALSO NO
RULE THAT SAYS I CAN'T POINT
THIS LASER POINTER IN YOUR ONLY
GOOD EYE.
>> OKAY! OKAY!
I'LL TAKE YOU OUT.
>> Mordecai: THERE.
WE SIGNED OFF ON ALL YOUR RULES,
BENSON.
>> Benson: WELL, WELL, WELL.
WASN'T SO EASY LIVING WITHOUT
RULES, WAS IT?
WAIT A MINUTE.
ONE OF THESE RULES IS MISSING.
>> Rigby: OH, NO. WHICH ONE?
>> Benson: I DON'T KNOW.
THERE'S OVER 100 OF THESE
THINGS.
>> Mordecai: WELL, THEN HOW DO
YOU KNOW IT'S MISSING?
>> Benson: BECAUSE SOMEBODY
RIPPED IT OUT!
>> Mordecai: THAT'S CRAZY.
I WONDER WHICH ONE IT IS.
>> HMPH! HMPH!
I DON'T NEED THOSE GUYS.
I CAN PLAY VIDEO GAMES BY
MYSELF.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>> ALL RIGHT.
SO, WHO'S NEXT?
WHO THINKS THEY CAN TAKE ON THE
LEGENDARY CREW CREW?
>> All: CREW CREW!
AWWWWW!
>> LOOKS LIKE BIG TROUBLE'S BACK
FOR MORE.
>> Rigby: DUDE, ANOTHER BATTLE'S
ABOUT TO START.
>> Mordecai: AW, YEA-YUH!
>> MAN, THIS DUDE IS BACK EVERY
WEEK.
>> NAW, I GOT Y'ALL FOOLS THIS
TIME.
HIT IT.
* Y'ALL BETTER WATCH
OUT 'CAUSE BIG TROUBLE'S ON THE
MIKE NOW *
* I'LL KNOCK ALL OF YOUR LIGHTS
OUT WITH MY VERSE *
* Y'ALL BE CURSED, EXPLODIN'
LIKE SOME FIREWORKS *
BAHHHHH!
>> THAT'S IT?
BLITZ COMET, SHOW THIS FOOL HOW
WE DO.
>> * BLITZ COMET ON
THE SCENE *
* YOU STEP TO ME AND YOU'RE
GONNA GET CREAMED *
* CORN ALL UP IN YOUR TEETH
* YOU REEK, YOU'RE THE OPPOSITE
OF CHIC, YOU FREAK *
* YOUR RHYMES ARE LIKE ANTIQUES,
NOBODY WANTS 'EM, THEY THROW 'EM
ALL AWAY *
* ROTTEN FROM THE GET-GO, LIKE
YOUR BRAIN IS ON DELAY *
* MATTER OF FACT, YO, YOU BETTER
GET A CHECKUP *
* GO ASK A DOCTOR WHY YOU BE SO
UGLY FROM THE NECK UP *
>> All: OHHHHH!
>> PSSSSH!
>> Both: WH-O-O-O-OA!
>> YEAH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT!
THAT'S RIGHT!
>> Pops:
EXCUSE ME.
>> Mordecai: WHAT IS POPS DOING?
>> Pops: A HUG CAN BE THE MOST
WONDERFUL THING.
TWO ARMS WRAPPED AROUND YOU
LIKE A MOTHER'S WING.
BUT WE'RE SO SELFISH WHEN WE ARE
BLUE.
DOESN'T A HUG DESERVE A HUG,
TOO?
THANK YOU.
>> YO, WHAT YOU SAY?
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
HOLD ON, MAN.
>> YOU TRYIN' TO STEP TO US?!
>> Pops: I'M JUST SO EXCITED TO
HEAR SOME FELLOW POETS!
I THOUGHT I'D COME JOIN YOU IN
THE CELEBRATION OF RHYMES.
>> NAW, NAW, NAW, NAW, NAW, NAW.
YOU'RE NOT CELEBRATING NOTHING.
YO, B-TRON, TURN IT UP.
* YEAH, CREW CREW'S
COMIN' AT YA, SAY IT TWICE,
DON'T FORGET IT *
* Y'ALL BETTER CATCH UP TO WHERE
WE'RE AT *
* YOU'RE BEHIND THE TIMES, CAN'T
COMPETE WITH OUR DOPE RHYMES, SO
YOU BETTER SAY YOUR GOODBYES *
* WE GOT FRANCOIS, BLITZ COMET,
B-TRON, THE JERSEY KID,
ON THE BEATS *
* YOU KNOW WE ROCK THE
DEMEL-ISHUN, THE DOPEST GIRL
ON THE MIKE *
* AND ALPHA DOG, I BARK THE
TRUTH, MY VERSES BE ALL NICE AND
TIGHT *
* SO NOW YOU KNOW WHO WE ARE
* CREW CREW IS THE CREW,
SHININ' BRIGHTER THAN A QUASAR *
* BUT YOU'RE BIZARRE
* YES, YOU SIR, ARE A LOSER
* SO COVER UP THAT FREAKISH
DOME AND HEAD BACK HOME AND TAKE
YOUR POEMS *
>> All: OHHH!
>> LOSER!
>> DANG!
>> Pops:
>> Mordecai: OH, DUDE.
COME ON!
>> Mordecai: POPS, ARE YOU OKAY?
>> Pops: WHILE I APPRECIATE
THEIR POETIC SKILLS, I AM NOT A
LOSER.
>> YOU LOOK LIKE A
LOSER TO ME.
>> YEAH. WHY DON'T YOU TAKE
GRAMPS BACK HOME BEFORE HE
START CRYING SOME MORE?
LOSER.
>> Mordecai: COME ON, POPS.
LET'S GO.
>> Pops: NO!
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT MY
VERSES WON MANY A COMPETITION.
>> Pops: YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME?
THEN I CHALLENGE YOU TO A
COMPETITION TONIGHT!
>> YOU MEAN A RAP BATTLE?
>> Pops: IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE
CALLING IT, THEN YES!
>> ALL RIGHT, GRANDPOPS.
CREW CREW NEVER BACKS DOWN, SO
IT'S ON.
>> YOU GOIN' DOWN!
>> YOU'RE GONNA GET YOURS,
BUDDY.
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT, POPS.
WE CAN'T LET YOU DO THIS BY
YOURSELF.
>> Rigby: YEAH, THOSE GUYS ARE
GONNA WALK ALL OVER YOU.
>> Mordecai: PLUS, WE KNOW WAY
MORE STUFF ABOUT THIS THAN YOU
DO, SO RIGBY AND I WILL RAP WITH
YOU IN THE BATTLE.
>> Pops: REALLY?!
OUR OWN CREW!
GOOD SHOW!
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT, POPS.
HERE'S HOW YOU BATTLE.
RIGBY, SHOW HIM.
>> Rigby: * HEY,
"MORDE-CRY," OH, I MEAN
"MORDECAI" *
* DIDN'T MEAN TO DISS YOU,
PLEASE DON'T RUN AWAY AND HIDE *
* SAW YOU SOBBIN' AT THAT MOVIE,
"A VERY HAPPY BRIDE" *
* HERE, I'LL PASS YOU A TISSUE,
TRY AND HAVE SOME MALE PRIDE *
>> Mordecai: SEE, POPS?
IT'S EASY.
>> Rigby: * 'CAUSE THE LADIES
DON'T LIKE YOUR SENSITIVE SIDE *
* LIKE MARGARET, FOR EXAMPLE,
BUT I GUESS THAT'S IMPLIED *
>> Mordecai: OKAY, DUDE.
>> Rigby: * SHE WON'T GET WITH
YOU, SHE JUST WON'T GET WITH
YOU, NOT GONNA GET WITH YOU,
NEVER GONNA GET WITH YOU *
>> Mordecai: OKAY! WE GET IT!
>> Rigby: I'M JUST KEEPING IT
REAL.
>> Mordecai: NOW YOU TRY, POPS.
>> Pops: BUT HE'S JUST MAKING
FUN OF YOU.
>> Mordecai: EXACTLY.
THAT'S WHAT YOU GOT TO DO.
COME ON. GIVE IT A SHOT.
>> Rigby:
>> Pops: OHH...UHH...MNH...
NO! I WON'T DO IT!
>> Rigby: WHAT? COME ON!
YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO WIN.
>> Pops: BEING NEGATIVE AND
HURTING SOMEONE'S FEELINGS IS NO
WAY TO WIN A COMPETITION!
THE POWER OF POETRY LIES IN
EXPRESSING THE BEAUTY OF
EVERYTHING AROUND YOU.
>> Rigby: WHAT?
>> Mordecai: YOU'RE NOT MAKING
ANY SENSE.
>> Pops: COME. I'LL SHOW YOU.
WHAT IS THIS PLACE, THIS MAGICAL
FIELD?
IT'S WIDE AND IT'S OPEN.
NOTHING'S CONCEALED.
IT'S SCENIC AND PEACEFUL, FOR US
TO ENJOY.
WHY, THIS IS THE PARK!
GOOD SHOW, OLD BOY!
>> Mordecai: HMM, NOT BAD.
>> Rigby: YEAH!
>> Pops: A PLACE OF GREAT BEAUTY
FOR PLENTY TO USE.
IT INSPIRES US ALL, SO GO SPREAD
THE NEWS!
TO MAN, WOMAN, CHILD, OR BEGGING
COWBOY, THIS IS THE PARK, GOOD
SHOW, OLD BOY!
>> Mordecai: WHERE'S THIS STUFF
COMIN' FROM?
>> Rigby: MAN, HE'S GETTING INTO
IT! HA!
>> Pops: THE KEY TO THIS PLACE
PUTS A SMILE ON YOUR FACE.
IT IS THE PEOPLE THAT IT DOES
EMPLOY.
>> All: WHY, THIS IS THE PARK!
GOOD SHOW, OLD BOY!
>> YO, IS HE FOR REAL WITH
THAT?
>> "GOOD SHOW, OLD BOY"?!
>> YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO
BETTER THAN THAT IF YOU WANT TO
BEAT US TONIGHT, YOU BIG-HEADED
LOSER.
>> Pops: GO AHEAD AND
MAKE SNIDE REMARKS.
MY CREW AND I ARE TAPPING INTO
THE POWER OF POETRY, AND THE
BEAUTY OF OUR VERSES WILL BE
SURE TO KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF!
>> SEE YOU FOOLS TONIGHT --
UNLESS YOU'RE TOO AFRAID TO SHOW
UP.
>> Pops: WE'LL BE THERE!
>> * LO-SER!
>> Pops: THEIR RHYMES ARE
CLEVER, BUT THEY DON'T COME FROM
THE HEART.
AS LONG AS WE'RE TRUE TO
OURSELVES, WE CAN'T LOSE.
OH, LOOK! ICE CREAM TRUCK!
>> Mordecai: OHH!
DUDE, THIS IS NOT GOOD!
WE GOT TO FIND A WAY TO BACK OUT
OF THE BATTLE.
>> Rigby: YEAH, MAN.
I'M TOTALLY WITH YOU.
THOSE GUYS ARE GONNA DESTROY US!
>> Pops: MORDECAI AND RIGBY,
LOOK!
I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU!
TA-DA!
I MADE MATCHING UNIFORMS FOR
TONIGHT.
>> Mordecai: POPS, WE CAN'T DO
THIS.
>> Pops: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> Mordecai: LOOK, WE'RE GONNA
LOSE!
>> Pops: NO, THE POWER OF POETRY
WILL D--
>> Rigby: POPS, THE POWER OF
POETRY ISN'T EVEN A THING!
>> Mordecai: COME ON, POPS.
THIS IS DUMB.
WE SHOULD JUST BACK OUT.
>> Pops: WELL, I DON'T HAVE THAT
OPTION.
THOSE GENTLEMEN CALLED ME A
LOSER, AND I MUST SET THEM
STRAIGHT.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, BUT WHAT IF
THEY'RE RIGHT?
UH, I MEAN...
>> Pops: FINE.
I'LL DO IT YOUR WAY.
I'LL DO IT YOUR WAY!
>> Mordecai: WAIT, POPS!
THAT'S NOT WHAT WE MEANT!
SHOOT!
>> Rigby: MAN, I FEEL KIND OF
BAD.
>> Mordecai: I KNOW, BUT POPS
JUST DOESN'T GET IT.
I MEAN, SKIPS, YOU'RE NOT ALL
INTO CLASSICAL POETRY, RIGHT?
>> Skips:
EHH, HAIKUS, MOSTLY.
>> Rigby: SERIOUSLY?
>> Mordecai: OKAY, BUT WHAT ARE
WE SUPPOSED TO DO?
IF WE DRESS UP LIKE IDIOTS AND
GO DOWN TO RECITE POETRY AGAINST
THAT CREW, WE'LL BE HUMILIATED.
>> Rigby: YEAH! LOSERS FOR LIFE.
>> Skips: I'VE LOST MY APPETITE.
>> Both: "MORDECAI, RIGBY,
FRIENDS DON'T LET DOWN OTHER
FRIENDS.
YOU GUYS ARE LOSERS."
>> Mordecai: HE'S
RIGHT.
>> Rigby: MAN, POETRY'S POWERFUL
STUFF.
>> Pops: * YOUR
ATTITUDE IS UNAPPEALING, SOME
WOULD SAY QUITE RUDE *
* YOUR SHOES ARE...COLORFUL
NO. OH!
MM!
>> * COME ON, TOUGH
GUY, WHY ARE YOU TONGUE-TIED? *
* WATCH OUT, EVERYBODY, LOOKS
LIKE GRANDPA'S 'BOUT TO CRY *
>> Mordecai: WEATHERING A
RIGHTEOUS STORM, THE RAINIEST OF
DAYS.
>> Pops: POETRY?
>> Rigby: FRIENDS STICK
TOGETHER, THROUGH THICK AND THIN
ALWAYS.
>> Pops: OHH! MORDECAI! RIGBY!
YOU CAME!
>> Mordecai: WE'RE SORRY, POPS.
WE WERE ACTING LIKE FOOLS.
>> Rigby: WE HOPE YOU CAN
FORGIVE US FOR BEING COMPLETE
TOOLS.
>> Mordecai: YOUR POEMS AREN'T
LAME, THEY'RE REALLY WORKS OF
ART.
>> Rigby: IF WE'RE GONNA WIN
THIS BATTLE, WE'VE GOT TO DO IT
FROM THE HEART!
>> Pops: OH, THANK GOODNESS!
YOUR WAY WASN'T WORKING AT ALL!
>> SO, WHAT UP?
ARE WE STILL BATTLING, OR HAVE
Y'ALL SMARTENED UP?
>> Pops: LET'S DO THIS.
BEAUTY IS IN THE CENTER OF ALL
THAT YOU SEE, SIMPLE YET COMPLEX
AND FULLY TEXTURED.
AND BEAUTY BE A PART OF ALL THAT
YOU BE, FOR YOU ARE THE BEST
RHYMERS THAT I'VE EVER HEARD!
>> All: HUH?
>> THAT WAS PRETTY COOL.
>> YEAH.
>> Mordecai: AW, YEAH!
THEY'RE INTO IT!
>> AW, WHAT?
UNH-UNH! TH-THIS IS REAL NOW!
* WHY YOU TALKIN'
'BOUT BEAUTY, MAN? *
* DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT'S
GOT TO DO WITH YOU, YOU FOOL *
* YOU GUYS ARE LIKE SPOILED HAMS
IN A CAN, SUPERBLAND, EXPIRATION
DATE'S OVERDUE *
>> All: OHHHH!
>> Rigby: THE CANNING OF MEAT IS
QUITE A SWEET TREAT, SO THANKS
FOR COMPARING US SO.
YOUR WORDS ARE INSPIRING, IDEAS
SO CONCRETE.
YOU REALLY PUT ON QUITE A SHOW!
>> AAH!
>> All: OHHHHHH!
>> * OKAY, HOLD UP,
YOU WANT TO TALK WORDS AND
VERSE, BUT YOUR FACE IS
DISTRACTING, SO UGLY
IT BUGS ME *
* TAKE CARE OF THAT MESS AND
SWEEP IT UNDER THE RUG, PLEASE *
* SO, TRUST ME, YOU'RE ONLY
TAKING MATTERS FROM BAD TO
WORSE *
* ONLY SOLUTION IS TO TURN
AROUND IN REVERSE *
>> Mordecai: A GIFT TO US, NEW
PERSPECTIVE ON THINGS -- LIFE
LOOKING DIFFERENT FROM WHERE YOU
STAND TRUE.
SO MUCH TO DISCOVER, SO SPREAD
YOUR WINGS AND TAKE FLIGHT FOR
A BIRD'S-EYE VIEW.
>> WAAAAAHHHH!
>> * OKAY, THIS BE
GETTING' SERIOUS *
* YOU GUYS ARE DELIRIOUS,
ARE YOU HEARING THIS? *
* TALKIN' 'BOUT POSITIVE THINGS,
BUT YOU AIN'T GOT NO GAME *
* AND IT'S PLAIN TO SEE YOU'RE
STRANGE TO ME, 'CAUSE WE BE *
* SHININ' LIKE DIAMONDS, Y'ALL
BE PETTY CASH, NICE MOUSTACHE,
CONQUISTADOR BE WANTING IT
BACK *
* IN FACT, WHAT ARE YOU, A RAT,
A SQUIRREL, SOME KIND OF FAT
MEERKAT WHO THINKS HE'S RAD? *
* AND LOOK AT THAT, YOUR BIRD
FRIEND'S DROPPIN' WORDS ABSURD
AGAIN *
* USELESS BITS OF RHYME THAT
EXPOSE THE NERD IN HIM *
* AND IF YOU THINK ALPHA DOG IS
GONNA LIE DOWN AND LET YOU WIN *
* YOUR HEAD BE ALL INFLATED, I
GUESS, JUST LIKE A GIANT BLIMP *
>> Mordecai: OKAY, POPS!
YOU GOT THIS!
>> Rigby: YEAH, YOU CAN DO IT!
FINISH HIM OFF!
>> Pops: IT'S BEEN SOME TIME
SINCE I'VE FELT THIS WAY,
CHALLENGED BY SUCH WORTHY
OPPONENTS.
YOUR RHYME SCHEME IS GOOD, BUT
YOU'RE MISSING A FEW COMPONENTS.
YOU MAY SAY THINGS THAT HURT, OR
SOME THAT WILL STING, BUT FOR
YOU, IT'S ALL JUST POSTURING.
LOOK INSIDE AND BE TRUE TO SOME
REAL FEELINGS, AND THE WORLD
WILL BE YOURS, I'M ASSURING.
SO I THANK YOU, GOOD SIRS, FOR
THIS GREAT CONTEST.
IT'S CERTAINLY BEEN LOTS OF FUN.
BUT THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN SAY
TO PUT ME TO REST, SO, REALLY,
I'VE ALREADY WON.
>> Pops: WE DID IT! WE WON!
>> Rigby: WE'RE NOT LOSERS!
>> Pops: MY, THAT WAS
EXHILARATING!
THANK YOU FOR STANDING BY ME.
THE POWER OF POETRY IS NOTHING
COMPARED TO THE POWER OF
FRIENDSHIP.
>> Mordecai: NO PROBLEM, POPS.
>> Rigby: YEA-UH!
I'M JUST GLAD NO ONE CAN CALL US
LOSERS NOW.
>> Muscle Man: HEY, LOSERS!
WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE OUTFITS --
MY MOM'S CLOSET?
HUH!
>> Mordecai: WE SHOULD PROBABLY
GO CHANGE OUR CLOTHES.