1 00:00:11,879 --> 00:00:12,880 >> Mordecai: WHICH WAY AM I 2 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:13,281 GONNA GO? 3 00:00:13,281 --> 00:00:14,148 WHICH WAY AM I GONNA GO? 4 00:00:14,882 --> 00:00:16,050 HUH! UNH! 5 00:00:16,050 --> 00:00:17,418 STUFFED AGAIN! 6 00:00:17,418 --> 00:00:19,753 >> Pops: MORDECAI, IT'S FOR YOU. 7 00:00:19,753 --> 00:00:21,055 >> Mordecai: DUDE, PAUSE IT. 8 00:00:22,456 --> 00:00:23,557 PAUSE IT! 9 00:00:23,557 --> 00:00:25,426 >> Rigby: OKAY! OKAY! GEEZ. 10 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:27,461 >> Mordecai: HELLO? 11 00:00:27,461 --> 00:00:28,429 >> Margaret: HEY, MORDECAI. 12 00:00:28,429 --> 00:00:30,431 IT'S MARGARET. 13 00:00:30,431 --> 00:00:31,632 >> Rigby: WHICH WAY AM I GONNA 14 00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:31,932 GO? 15 00:00:31,932 --> 00:00:33,134 WHICH WAY AM I GONNA GO? HUNH! 16 00:00:34,502 --> 00:00:36,470 EAT ON THAT, MORDECAI. 17 00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:36,804 UH... 18 00:00:37,471 --> 00:00:38,439 >> Mordecai: DUDE, DUDE. 19 00:00:38,439 --> 00:00:39,307 MARGARET JUST CALLED. 20 00:00:39,307 --> 00:00:40,141 >> Rigby: WHAT? WHY? 21 00:00:40,141 --> 00:00:41,242 >> Mordecai: SHE WANTS ME TO 22 00:00:41,242 --> 00:00:42,276 MAKE HER A WEBSITE. 23 00:00:42,276 --> 00:00:43,111 >> Rigby: BOO. 24 00:00:43,111 --> 00:00:44,278 WHAT ABOUT OUR GAME OF 25 00:00:44,278 --> 00:00:46,680 "HOOP JAMS 5,000"? 26 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,349 MORDECAI? 27 00:00:50,418 --> 00:00:51,952 MORDECAI! 28 00:00:51,952 --> 00:00:53,421 COME ON, MAN! 29 00:00:53,421 --> 00:00:54,688 YOU CAN'T EVEN DO IT RIGHT NOW 30 00:00:54,688 --> 00:00:55,156 ANYWAY. 31 00:00:55,156 --> 00:00:56,490 MUSCLE MAN HAS THE COMPUTER FOR 32 00:00:56,490 --> 00:00:57,191 THE WHOLE DAY. 33 00:00:57,191 --> 00:00:58,192 >> Mordecai: WHAT? 34 00:00:58,192 --> 00:00:59,260 HE'S NOT EVEN HERE. 35 00:00:59,260 --> 00:01:00,528 HE'S PLAYING BASKETBALL. 36 00:01:00,528 --> 00:01:02,130 >> Muscle Man: BOOM SHAKA-LAKA! 37 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:03,297 >> Mordecai: OH, WELL. 38 00:01:03,297 --> 00:01:04,432 YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE. 39 00:01:04,432 --> 00:01:05,933 I'M SURE THIS WILL ONLY TAKE A 40 00:01:05,933 --> 00:01:06,634 SECOND ANYWAYS. 41 00:01:06,634 --> 00:01:07,835 >> Muscle Man: WHAT ARE YOU 42 00:01:07,835 --> 00:01:08,269 DOING? 43 00:01:08,869 --> 00:01:10,104 DID YOU NOT SEE THE SIGN-UP 44 00:01:10,104 --> 00:01:10,471 SHEET? 45 00:01:10,471 --> 00:01:11,772 >> Mordecai: YOU WERE OUTSIDE 46 00:01:11,772 --> 00:01:12,640 PLAYING BASKETBALL. 47 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:13,274 I FIGURED -- 48 00:01:13,274 --> 00:01:14,642 >> Muscle Man: OH, YOU FIGURED? 49 00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:15,776 YOU FIGURED YOU'D USE THE 50 00:01:15,776 --> 00:01:17,111 COMPUTER ON SOMEONE ELSE'S TIME 51 00:01:17,111 --> 00:01:17,445 SLOT? 52 00:01:17,445 --> 00:01:18,479 >> Mordecai: WELL, DUDE -- 53 00:01:18,479 --> 00:01:19,547 >> Muscle Man: YOU WAIT YOUR 54 00:01:19,547 --> 00:01:20,781 TURN JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE IN 55 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:21,782 THIS JOINT. 56 00:01:21,782 --> 00:01:22,950 NOW, GET LOST! 57 00:01:22,950 --> 00:01:25,018 I GOT TO WATCH MY DOWNLOADS. 58 00:01:25,018 --> 00:01:25,953 >> Mordecai: 59 00:01:25,953 --> 00:01:27,121 WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE SUCH A 60 00:01:27,121 --> 00:01:27,455 JERK? 61 00:01:27,455 --> 00:01:30,958 >> Muscle Man: 62 00:01:30,958 --> 00:01:34,528 >> Mordecai: OH, FORGET THIS. 63 00:01:34,528 --> 00:01:35,796 >> Muscle Man: DID I NOT MAKE 64 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:36,397 MYSELF CLEAR? 65 00:01:36,397 --> 00:01:37,231 >> Mordecai: WHAT? 66 00:01:37,231 --> 00:01:38,332 YOU'RE NOT EVEN USING IT! 67 00:01:38,332 --> 00:01:39,633 >> Muscle Man: I'M WAITING FOR 68 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:40,968 AN E-MAIL FROM THIS HOTTIE I MET 69 00:01:40,968 --> 00:01:41,735 ONLINE YESTERDAY. 70 00:01:41,735 --> 00:01:42,470 >> Rigby: WHAT? 71 00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:43,471 YOU MET YOUR MOM ONLINE 72 00:01:43,471 --> 00:01:44,004 YESTERDAY? 73 00:01:44,004 --> 00:01:45,239 >> Muscle Man: WHY YOU GOT TO 74 00:01:45,239 --> 00:01:46,140 TAKE IT THERE, BRO? 75 00:01:46,140 --> 00:01:47,408 OH, YOU FOOLS DEFINITELY AREN'T 76 00:01:47,408 --> 00:01:48,509 GETTING THE COMPUTER NOW. 77 00:01:48,509 --> 00:01:49,810 >> Rigby: WHO YOU CALLING FOOL? 78 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:51,044 >> Mordecai: DUDE, I NEED THE 79 00:01:51,044 --> 00:01:52,546 COMPUTER TO MAKE A WEBPAGE FOR 80 00:01:52,546 --> 00:01:53,147 MARGARET. 81 00:01:53,147 --> 00:01:54,648 HOW ABOUT WE PLAY YOU A GAME OF 82 00:01:54,648 --> 00:01:55,549 BASKETBALL FOR IT? 83 00:01:55,549 --> 00:01:57,251 >> Muscle Man: PBHT! 84 00:01:57,251 --> 00:01:58,919 YOU GUYS DON'T STAND A CHANCE. 85 00:01:58,919 --> 00:02:00,221 >> Mordecai: OH, YEAH? 86 00:02:00,221 --> 00:02:01,989 WINNER GETS THE COMPUTER FOR A 87 00:02:01,989 --> 00:02:02,490 WEEK. 88 00:02:02,490 --> 00:02:04,658 >> Muscle Man: OH, YOU'RE ON! 89 00:02:04,658 --> 00:02:05,726 ALL RIGHT, LADIES. 90 00:02:05,726 --> 00:02:07,027 WHY DON'T YOU GO FIRST? 91 00:02:07,027 --> 00:02:08,162 >> Mordecai: CHECK. 92 00:02:08,162 --> 00:02:09,363 >> Muscle Man: MATE. 93 00:02:09,363 --> 00:02:12,833 >> Mordecai: 94 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:14,368 >> Muscle Man: 95 00:02:14,368 --> 00:02:15,503 >> Mordecai: AW! 96 00:02:15,503 --> 00:02:19,707 >> Muscle Man: YEAH, BABY! 97 00:02:19,707 --> 00:02:20,874 GO AHEAD. 98 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:23,744 YOU CAN'T MAKE IT FROM THERE. 99 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:25,713 OH-HO! BRICK! 100 00:02:25,713 --> 00:02:27,648 >> Mordecai: 101 00:02:34,188 --> 00:02:36,056 >> Muscle Man: OH, SNAP! 102 00:02:45,299 --> 00:02:46,200 HEY, MORDECAI. 103 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:47,435 YOU'RE LOOKING A LITTLE 104 00:02:47,435 --> 00:02:48,068 CONFUSED. 105 00:02:48,068 --> 00:02:49,637 DID YOU KNOW THAT WE ONLY NEED 106 00:02:49,637 --> 00:02:50,871 ONE MORE POINT TO WIN? 107 00:02:50,871 --> 00:02:51,905 >> Mordecai: WHAT? 108 00:02:51,905 --> 00:02:54,107 >> Muscle Man: 109 00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:55,709 BOOM SHAKA-LAKA! 110 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:57,711 COMPUTER RIGHTS FOR A WEEK! 111 00:02:57,711 --> 00:02:59,480 YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LIKES TO SCORE 112 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:01,148 SO SHE CAN GET COMPUTER RIGHTS 113 00:03:01,148 --> 00:03:02,416 FOR A WEEK? 114 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:03,551 MY MOM! 115 00:03:06,254 --> 00:03:08,456 >> Margaret: HEY, MORDECAI! 116 00:03:08,456 --> 00:03:09,923 THANKS FOR HELPING ME WITH THE 117 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:10,458 WEBSITE. 118 00:03:10,458 --> 00:03:12,360 >> Mordecai: NO PROBLEM. 119 00:03:15,062 --> 00:03:16,564 MUSCLE MAN, COMPUTER RIGHTS FOR 120 00:03:16,564 --> 00:03:17,097 A MONTH. 121 00:03:17,097 --> 00:03:18,499 >> Muscle Man: I DON'T KNOW, 122 00:03:18,499 --> 00:03:18,899 BRO. 123 00:03:18,899 --> 00:03:20,401 I THINK IT'S WORTH MORE TO YOU 124 00:03:20,401 --> 00:03:21,001 THAN THAT. 125 00:03:21,001 --> 00:03:22,236 >> Mordecai: TWO MONTHS. 126 00:03:22,236 --> 00:03:25,739 >> Muscle Man: DEAL. 127 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:27,875 WHOO-HOO! 128 00:03:33,914 --> 00:03:35,182 WHOO-HOO! 129 00:03:35,182 --> 00:03:37,084 OH, YES! 130 00:03:37,084 --> 00:03:39,186 TWO MONTHS OF COMPUTER RIGHTS! 131 00:03:39,186 --> 00:03:40,921 LOOKS LIKE MARGARET WILL JUST 132 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:42,756 HAVE TO GO WITHOUT HER WEBPAGE, 133 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:43,857 YOU LOSER. 134 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:45,593 >> Mordecai: 135 00:03:45,593 --> 00:03:46,960 THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING! 136 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,797 BASKETBALL SUCKS! 137 00:04:23,397 --> 00:04:24,965 >> WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT 138 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:25,833 BASKETBALL? 139 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:27,401 >> Mordecai: UH, NOTHING. 140 00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:28,902 >> YEAH. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 141 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:30,237 YOU KNOW, YOU ONLY THINK IT 142 00:04:30,237 --> 00:04:31,805 SUCKS BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW THE 143 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:32,540 FUNDAMENTALS. 144 00:04:32,540 --> 00:04:34,074 >> Muscle Man: SAVE YOUR BREATH, 145 00:04:34,074 --> 00:04:34,642 OLD MAN. 146 00:04:34,642 --> 00:04:36,877 THESE JOKERS ARE A LOST CAUSE. 147 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:38,312 >> NOT TO ME, THEY'RE NOT. 148 00:04:38,312 --> 00:04:39,813 I'M THE BEST BASKETBALL COACH 149 00:04:39,813 --> 00:04:40,748 THAT EVER LIVED. 150 00:04:40,748 --> 00:04:41,882 I CAN TRAIN ANYBODY. 151 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:43,183 >> Muscle Man: WHATEVER, 152 00:04:43,183 --> 00:04:43,817 GRANDPA. 153 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:45,519 IF YOU WANT TO WASTE YOUR TIME, 154 00:04:45,519 --> 00:04:46,754 THAT'S YOUR BUSINESS. 155 00:04:46,754 --> 00:04:48,822 I GOT THREE YEARS OF COMPUTER 156 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:50,824 TIME I NEED TO START USING. 157 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:51,825 COME ON, FIVES. 158 00:04:51,825 --> 00:04:53,427 LET'S GO CHECK THE WEATHER 159 00:04:53,427 --> 00:04:54,027 REPORT. 160 00:04:54,027 --> 00:04:55,729 >> DON'T WORRY, MORDECAI AND 161 00:04:55,729 --> 00:04:56,330 RIGBY. 162 00:04:56,330 --> 00:04:57,598 I'M GONNA TEACH YOU TO PLAY 163 00:04:57,598 --> 00:04:58,899 CIRCLES AROUND THAT LITTLE 164 00:04:58,899 --> 00:05:00,033 POT-BELLIED LEPRECHAUN. 165 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:01,068 HOW DOES THAT SOUND? 166 00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:02,336 >> Mordecai: THAT SOUNDS 167 00:05:02,336 --> 00:05:02,870 AWESOME. 168 00:05:40,441 --> 00:05:42,410 >> MAN, I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! 169 00:05:42,410 --> 00:05:43,911 DID YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY HAVE TO 170 00:05:43,911 --> 00:05:45,446 BE THE WORST BASKETBALL PLAYERS 171 00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:46,146 OF ALL TIME? 172 00:05:46,146 --> 00:05:47,415 >> Mordecai: DUDE, COME ON. 173 00:05:47,415 --> 00:05:48,549 WE'RE TRYING OUR BEST. 174 00:05:48,549 --> 00:05:49,316 >> Rigby: YEAH. 175 00:05:49,316 --> 00:05:50,584 WE JUST NEED A LITTLE MORE 176 00:05:50,584 --> 00:05:51,151 PRACTICE. 177 00:05:52,386 --> 00:05:54,054 NO, YOU JUST NEED TO NOT PLAY 178 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:55,723 BASKETBALL, BUT I CAN'T HAVE 179 00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:57,458 THAT LITTLE PUDGY, GREEN IDIOT 180 00:05:57,458 --> 00:05:59,292 TALKING TRASH ABOUT MY COACHING, 181 00:05:59,292 --> 00:05:59,793 SO... 182 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:01,228 SO I'M JUST GONNA GIVE YOU THE 183 00:06:01,228 --> 00:06:01,762 POWERS. 184 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:03,697 >> Both: AH, SWEET! 185 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:10,303 >> NOW, ICE THAT GREEN FOOL SO 186 00:06:10,303 --> 00:06:12,072 YOU CAN MAKE THAT HOT CHICK A 187 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:13,907 WEBPAGE. 188 00:06:13,907 --> 00:06:15,609 >> Mordecai: 'SUP NOW, LOSERS? 189 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:17,277 YOU READY TO GET DESTROYED? 190 00:06:17,277 --> 00:06:19,246 >> Muscle Man: I DON'T KNOW IF I 191 00:06:19,246 --> 00:06:21,014 HAVE THE ENERGY TO SEE HOW BAD 192 00:06:21,014 --> 00:06:22,583 THAT OLD MAN TRAINED YOU. 193 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:23,917 IF I'M GONNA GET OUT OF THIS 194 00:06:23,917 --> 00:06:25,285 SEAT, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE 195 00:06:25,285 --> 00:06:26,153 IT WORTH MY TIME. 196 00:06:26,754 --> 00:06:28,088 >> Mordecai: COMPUTER RIGHTS 197 00:06:28,088 --> 00:06:28,589 FOR LIFE. 198 00:06:28,589 --> 00:06:29,857 >> Muscle Man: 199 00:06:29,857 --> 00:06:31,191 >> Mordecai: ONE GAME, WINNER 200 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:31,792 TAKES ALL. 201 00:06:31,792 --> 00:06:33,126 >> Muscle Man: OH-HO, THIS IS 202 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:35,262 GONNA BE TOO SWEET. 203 00:06:35,262 --> 00:06:37,164 NOW THAT THE STAKES ARE SERIOUS, 204 00:06:37,164 --> 00:06:39,099 WE'RE GONNA PLAY A REAL GAME OF 205 00:06:39,099 --> 00:06:39,933 BASKETBALL. 206 00:06:39,933 --> 00:06:42,603 FIRST PERSON TO 21 WINS. 207 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:43,971 STREET RULES! 208 00:06:43,971 --> 00:06:45,439 >> Mordecai: FINE WITH ME. 209 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:50,711 >> Muscle Man: WHAT? 210 00:06:50,711 --> 00:06:51,344 HOW DID YOU -- 211 00:06:51,344 --> 00:06:53,246 >> Rigby: STAY OUT MY KITCHEN! 212 00:06:56,817 --> 00:06:58,118 >> Mordecai: DENIED! 213 00:06:58,118 --> 00:07:00,153 >> Muscle Man: WHAT? IMPOSSIBLE! 214 00:07:03,524 --> 00:07:05,526 >> Rigby: OHHHHHHH! 215 00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:06,994 >> Muscle Man: NO ONE COULD HAVE 216 00:07:06,994 --> 00:07:08,161 TRAINED THEM THAT CRAZY. 217 00:07:08,161 --> 00:07:09,963 TAKE A DIVE, FIVES. 218 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:12,833 I'VE GOT A PLAN. 219 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:14,802 >> Hi Five Ghost: OH! OHHHHH! 220 00:07:14,802 --> 00:07:16,737 >> Muscle Man: OH, DUDES! 221 00:07:16,737 --> 00:07:18,005 FIVES IS HURT! 222 00:07:18,005 --> 00:07:19,372 >> Mordecai: DUDE, GET UP. 223 00:07:19,372 --> 00:07:20,841 >> Muscle Man: HEY, BRO, YOU 224 00:07:20,841 --> 00:07:22,242 JUST TOOK OUT MY TEAMMATE! 225 00:07:22,242 --> 00:07:23,744 NOW I GET TO CHOOSE ANYONE IN 226 00:07:23,744 --> 00:07:26,313 THE PARK, AND I CHOOSE THAT GUY. 227 00:07:26,313 --> 00:07:27,347 >> Both: AW, WHAT? 228 00:07:27,347 --> 00:07:28,849 >> Rigby: YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 229 00:07:28,849 --> 00:07:30,484 >> SORRY, GUYS, BUT THE RULES 230 00:07:30,484 --> 00:07:31,318 ARE THE RULES. 231 00:07:31,318 --> 00:07:32,720 HE CAN'T PLAY YOU TWO ON ONE. 232 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:34,054 >> Muscle Man: THAT'S RIGHT. 233 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:35,589 YOU BETTER GIVE ME SOME OF THOSE 234 00:07:35,589 --> 00:07:37,758 POWERS, TOO. 235 00:07:37,758 --> 00:07:38,859 OH, YEAH. 236 00:07:38,859 --> 00:07:41,729 IT'S ON, LADIES. 237 00:07:41,729 --> 00:07:43,030 WHAT -- WHAT NOW? 238 00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:44,832 W-W-W-W-WHICH WAY AM I GONNA GO? 239 00:07:44,832 --> 00:07:47,400 WHICH WAY AM I GONNA GO? 240 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:50,037 THIS IS GONNA BE SO EASY. 241 00:07:50,037 --> 00:07:54,575 >> Rigby: YEAH, FOR US. 242 00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:56,544 IN YOUR FACE! 243 00:07:56,544 --> 00:07:58,879 >> Muscle Man: ACTUALLY, BRO, IN 244 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:00,814 YOURS! 245 00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:16,930 19-17, US. 246 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:18,699 GAME POINT. 247 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:19,733 >> Rigby: HA, WHAT? 248 00:08:19,733 --> 00:08:20,768 HOW ARE WE LOSING? 249 00:08:20,768 --> 00:08:22,369 >> Muscle Man: UM, MAYBE BECAUSE 250 00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:23,637 YOU SUCK AND I HATE YOU. 251 00:08:23,637 --> 00:08:25,873 >> Both: HMM, HMM. HMM-HMM-HMM! 252 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:32,145 >> Muscle Man: OH, SNAP. 253 00:08:32,145 --> 00:08:33,814 >> Rigby: HOW DOES IT FEEL TO 254 00:08:33,814 --> 00:08:35,248 KNOW THAT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO 255 00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:36,717 USE THE INTERNET AT YOUR MOM'S 256 00:08:36,717 --> 00:08:38,285 FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE? 257 00:08:38,285 --> 00:08:39,953 >> Muscle Man: JOKE ALL YOU 258 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:40,888 WANT, RIGBY. 259 00:08:40,888 --> 00:08:42,990 BUT THE NEXT BASKET WINS THE 260 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:43,624 GAME. 261 00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:45,759 AND YOU GUYS ARE GOING DOWN. 262 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:46,760 >> Rigby: COME ON. 263 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:47,728 "D" UP, MORDECAI! 264 00:08:47,728 --> 00:08:49,129 >> YOU BETTER LISTEN TO YOUR 265 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:50,731 FRIEND, MORDECAI, 'CAUSE THIS IS 266 00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:52,700 ABOUT TO GET SERIOUS UP IN HERE. 267 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:23,597 >> Muscle Man: LET GO OF IT! 268 00:09:23,597 --> 00:09:25,498 >> HOLD ON! 269 00:09:30,604 --> 00:09:32,472 >> Mordecai: I'M OPEN! I'M OPEN! 270 00:09:35,843 --> 00:09:37,745 >> Muscle Man: OH, NO! 271 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:45,418 >> Rigby: DO IT! 272 00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:00,500 >> Mordecai: OH, DUDE, WE DID 273 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:00,834 IT. 274 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:02,636 WE WON! 275 00:10:02,636 --> 00:10:03,971 >> Rigby: YEY-YEAH! 276 00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:05,973 >> Muscle Man: 277 00:10:05,973 --> 00:10:08,241 OH, NO, BRO. 278 00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:09,209 >> Rigby: YEAH! 279 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:10,878 WE GET THE COMPUTER FOR LIFE! 280 00:10:10,878 --> 00:10:11,979 >> HEY, GUYS. GOOD GAME. 281 00:10:11,979 --> 00:10:13,080 >> Mordecai: THANKS, MAN. 282 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:14,347 >> Rigby: YEAH. THANKS, DUDE. 283 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:15,649 >> Muscle Man: MAN, I COULD HAVE 284 00:10:15,649 --> 00:10:16,850 KEPT FIVES IN THERE, AND HE 285 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,218 STILL WOULD HAVE PLAYED BETTER 286 00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:18,752 "D" THAN YOU! 287 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:19,519 >> COME ON, MAN. 288 00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:20,520 THAT WAS A GOOD GAME. 289 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:21,588 >> Muscle Man: WHATEVER. 290 00:10:21,588 --> 00:10:22,522 I'M OUT OF HERE. 291 00:10:22,522 --> 00:10:24,091 >> I HOPE HE DOESN'T GIVE UP ON 292 00:10:24,091 --> 00:10:25,492 BASKETBALL BECAUSE OF THIS. 293 00:10:25,492 --> 00:10:27,027 THAT GUY COULD REALLY STAND TO 294 00:10:27,027 --> 00:10:27,995 LOSE SOME WEIGHT. 295 00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:29,162 >> Margaret: MORDECAI! 296 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:30,497 HEY, MORDECAI! 297 00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:32,432 >> Mordecai: MARGARET. 298 00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:33,901 HEY. HOW ARE YOU? 299 00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:35,869 >> Margaret: GOOD. GOOD. 300 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:37,570 HEY, YOU LOOKED PRETTY HOT OUT 301 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:38,105 THERE. 302 00:10:38,105 --> 00:10:39,106 >> Mordecai: HA. 303 00:10:39,106 --> 00:10:40,908 YEAH, I GUESS I AM PRETTY HOT... 304 00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:42,542 HOT ON THE TRAIL OF FINISHING 305 00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:43,777 YOUR WEBSITE. 306 00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:46,714 >> Margaret: OH, MY WEBSITE? 307 00:10:46,714 --> 00:10:48,515 THAT WAS TWO MONTHS AGO, BUT 308 00:10:48,515 --> 00:10:49,282 IT'S OKAY. 309 00:10:49,282 --> 00:10:50,951 EILEEN FINISHED IT FOR ME. 310 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:53,353 GOT TO RUN. 311 00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:54,755 >> Mordecai: 312 00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,623 >> TIME SPEEDS UP IN SPACE, BRO. 313 00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:58,191 BUT, HEY, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT 314 00:10:58,191 --> 00:10:58,625 SIDE. 315 00:10:58,625 --> 00:11:00,527 AT LEAST SHE SAID YOU'RE HOT. 316 00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:16,436 >> Benson: AAAAAAAARRRRGHHH! 317 00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:17,871 >> Mordecai: READY FOR SOME MORE 318 00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:18,538 CARTIN'? 319 00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:19,973 >> Rigby: YOU KNOW IT. 320 00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:22,142 >> Both: AW, WHAT?! 321 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:23,676 >> Rigby: WHERE'S THE CART? 322 00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:25,278 >> Benson: IT'S AT THE SHOP! 323 00:12:25,278 --> 00:12:26,780 AFTER YOUR LITTLE EXCURSION 324 00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:28,448 YESTERDAY, YOUR CART PRIVILEGES 325 00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:30,050 HAVE OFFICIALLY BEEN REVOKED. 326 00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:31,218 >> Mordecai: BUT THESE BIKES ARE 327 00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:32,119 FOR LITTLE KIDS! 328 00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:33,620 >> Benson: HEY, YOU WANT TO ACT 329 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:35,288 LIKE KIDS, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET. 330 00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:36,523 >> Rigby: BUT WE'RE NOT GONNA 331 00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:37,791 LOOK COOL RIDING KIDS' BIKES 332 00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:38,191 AROUND! 333 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:38,992 >> Benson: WHAT? 334 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:40,227 YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S COOL? 335 00:12:40,227 --> 00:12:41,628 DOING YOUR JOB, RESPECTING PARK 336 00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:42,129 PROPERTY. 337 00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:43,396 YOU'RE HERE TO WORK, NOT TO BE 338 00:12:43,396 --> 00:12:43,797 COOL. 339 00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:44,865 >> Mordecai: WELL, FINE! 340 00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,133 IT DOESN'T MATTER IF WE DON'T 341 00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:46,834 HAVE THE CART. 342 00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:48,135 WE CAN BE COOL NO MATTER WHAT. 343 00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:49,469 I MEAN, WITH SOME MAINTENANCE, 344 00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:50,637 SOME NEW PAINT, THESE BIKES 345 00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:51,404 WILL BE SO COOL. 346 00:12:51,404 --> 00:12:52,139 >> Rigby: YEAH. 347 00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:53,406 AND THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO ADMIT 348 00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:54,374 THAT WE'RE COOL, TOO. 349 00:12:54,374 --> 00:12:55,475 >> Benson: 350 00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:56,076 YEAH, RIGHT. 351 00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:57,410 THE DAY I ADMIT YOU'RE COOL IS 352 00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:58,645 THE DAY I GIVE YOU BACK THE 353 00:12:58,645 --> 00:12:59,012 CART. 354 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:00,313 >> Mordecai: BUT WE ARE COOL. 355 00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:01,514 >> Benson: NO, YOU'RE NOT. 356 00:13:01,514 --> 00:13:02,816 >> Mordecai: OKAY, HOW ABOUT 357 00:13:02,816 --> 00:13:03,216 THIS? 358 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:04,484 IF WE CAN GET YOU TO ADMIT 359 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:05,853 THAT WE'RE COOL, THEN YOU HAVE 360 00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:07,020 TO GIVE US THE CART BACK. 361 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,488 >> Benson: SOUNDS GOOD TO ME -- 362 00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:09,522 'CAUSE IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN. 363 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:10,490 >> Rigby: YOU'RE WRONG! 364 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:11,691 YOU'RE ALL LIKE, "THAT'LL NEVER 365 00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:12,993 HAPPEN," AND THEN WE'LL GET ALL 366 00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:14,161 COOL, AND YOU'LL BE ALL LIKE, 367 00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:15,328 "WHOA!" AND THEN WE'LL BE ALL 368 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:16,263 LIKE, "IN YO' FACE!" 369 00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:17,664 >> Benson: AND THEN I'LL BE ALL 370 00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:20,901 LIKE, "GET BACK TO WORK!!" 371 00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:22,169 >> Rigby: DUDE, WE CAN TOTALLY 372 00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:23,436 GET BENSON TO ADMIT WE'RE COOL. 373 00:13:23,436 --> 00:13:25,105 >> Mordecai: YEAH, DUDE. 374 00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:31,678 >> Mordecai: HEY, BENSON. 375 00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:33,013 CHECK OUT OUR COOL NEW RIDES. 376 00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:34,347 >> Rigby: BET YOU THINK WE'RE 377 00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:35,415 PRETTY COOL, HUH? 378 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:36,449 >> Benson: WHAT? 379 00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:38,251 HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL 380 00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:38,886 YOU TWO? 381 00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:40,453 YOU ARE NOT COOL! 382 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:42,355 NOW GET BACK TO WORK! 383 00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:45,692 UGH! 384 00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:47,060 >> MUSCLE MAN, WHAT ARE THOSE 385 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:47,560 THINGS? 386 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,129 >> Muscle Man: THOSE ARE LOSERS, 387 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:49,529 BABY. 388 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:51,131 YOU DON'T WANT NOTHING TO DO 389 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:51,932 WITH THOSE. 390 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:53,633 WHOOOOOO! 391 00:13:54,534 --> 00:13:56,703 LATER, GRANDMAS! 392 00:13:56,703 --> 00:13:58,538 >> Mordecai: DUDE, IT'S TIME TO 393 00:13:58,538 --> 00:13:59,706 DO SOME SHOPPING. 394 00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:16,456 >> Muscle Man: HEY, DORKWADS! 395 00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:17,057 HUH? WHOA! 396 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:18,391 YOU GUYS ACTUALLY LOOK KIND OF 397 00:14:18,391 --> 00:14:18,758 COOL! 398 00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,060 >> Rigby: THAT'S UNEXPECTED. 399 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,161 >> Mordecai: THANKS, BRO. 400 00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:22,395 >> Muscle Man: COOL! 401 00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:23,897 >> Pops: WHY, YES, FELLOWS. 402 00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:24,764 >> Benson: HEY! 403 00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:26,099 QUIT MURMURING EXCITEDLY! 404 00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:28,068 THESE TWO ARE NOT COOL. 405 00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:29,169 >> Rigby: DUDE, BENSON, 406 00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:29,937 JUST ADMIT IT. 407 00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:31,404 >> Benson: YOU'LL NEVER BE COOL, 408 00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:32,572 NO MATTER HOW MANY TRENDY 409 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:33,273 CLOTHES YOU WEAR. 410 00:14:33,273 --> 00:14:34,407 >> Mordecai: YOU DON'T KNOW HOW 411 00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:35,642 WRONG YOU ARE. 412 00:14:37,510 --> 00:14:39,246 >> Benson: GET BACK TO WORK -- 413 00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:40,013 ALL OF YOU! 414 00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:40,447 UGH! 415 00:14:40,447 --> 00:14:41,614 I CAN'T BELIEVE 416 00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:42,849 ALL THE CARRYING-ON GOING ON... 417 00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:43,984 >> Skips: COME ON, BENSON. 418 00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:45,785 YOU GOT TO ADMIT, THEY DO LOOK 419 00:14:45,785 --> 00:14:46,686 PRETTY COOL. 420 00:14:46,686 --> 00:14:47,420 >> Benson: 421 00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:47,854 YEAH, RIGHT! 422 00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:50,090 I DON'T HAVE TO ADMIT ANYTHING. 423 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,460 >> Mordecai: ADMIT IT, BENSON. 424 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:29,362 >> Benson: NO. YOU'RE NOT COOL. 425 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:33,866 >> Mordecai: HOW 'BOUT NOW, 426 00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:35,302 BENSON? 427 00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:36,336 >> Benson: NO. 428 00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:37,737 WHEN ARE YOU GUYS GONNA GET IT 429 00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:38,705 THROUGH YOUR HEADS? 430 00:15:38,705 --> 00:15:41,141 NOTHING YOU SAY OR DO WILL EVER 431 00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,010 MAKE ME ADMIT YOU'RE COOL. 432 00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,311 >> Mordecai: YOU KNOW WHAT, 433 00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:44,844 BENSON? 434 00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:46,146 I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING. 435 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:49,716 WE DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK. 436 00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:52,152 >> THAT'S THE COOLEST. 437 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:53,486 >> THEY DON'T CARE WHAT OTHER 438 00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:55,388 PEOPLE THINK. 439 00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:02,862 >> FREEZE. 440 00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,364 YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. 441 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:04,931 >> Mordecai: FOR WHAT? 442 00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:06,833 >> FOR BEING TOO COOL. 443 00:16:12,872 --> 00:16:14,441 >> Both: CHILL OUT! 444 00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:21,381 >> Mordecai: DUDE! WHERE ARE WE? 445 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,016 >> YOU'RE IN INTERGALACTIC COOL 446 00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:24,684 COURT, GENTLEMEN, AND IT'S QUITE 447 00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:26,053 A MESS YOU'VE GOTTEN INTO. 448 00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,520 >> EVERYBODY WELCOME 449 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:31,224 JUDGE BROSEF CHILAXTO-O-O-O-WN! 450 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,029 >> MORDECAI AND RIGBY, YOU ARE 451 00:16:36,029 --> 00:16:37,764 BEING TRIED FOR CRIMES AGAINST 452 00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:38,598 COOL-MANITY. 453 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,467 OPENING STATEMENTS. 454 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:41,801 >> DIG THIS, YOUR HONOR. 455 00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:43,370 THESE CATS HAVE THROWN OFF THE 456 00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:45,072 BALANCE OF COOL IN THE UNIVERSE. 457 00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:47,074 THE CONCENTRATION OF COOL IS SO 458 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:48,741 DENSE AT THE PARK, IT WILL 459 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,243 IMPLODE INTO A COOLNESS 460 00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:52,212 SINGULARITY -- A BLACK HOLE FROM 461 00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:54,047 WHICH NO COOLNESS CAN ESCAPE. 462 00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:56,816 THESE DUDES ARE TOO COOL. 463 00:16:56,816 --> 00:16:58,718 AND THEY MUST BE PUNISHED. 464 00:17:00,287 --> 00:17:01,554 >> Mordecai: DUDE, THIS IS 465 00:17:01,554 --> 00:17:01,954 CRAZY! 466 00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:03,323 >> Rigby: YEAH, WE JUST WANTED 467 00:17:03,323 --> 00:17:04,757 TO BE COOL ENOUGH FOR BENSON TO 468 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:05,825 GIVE US BACK THE CART. 469 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,460 >> LISTEN, JUST LET ME DO THE 470 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:08,395 TALKING, GUYS. 471 00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:10,663 >> DEFENSE, YOUR STATEMENT. 472 00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:12,165 >> YOUR HONOR, MY OPPONENT IS 473 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:13,166 SURELY MISTAKEN. 474 00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:14,601 ONE ONLY NEEDS TO LOOK AT MY 475 00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:16,236 CLIENTS TO SEE THEY'RE JUST NOT 476 00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:16,836 THAT COOL. 477 00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:18,471 WE PLEAD "NOT COOL" AND ASK THAT 478 00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:19,739 THE CHARGES BE DROPPED. 479 00:17:21,908 --> 00:17:22,942 >> VERY WELL. 480 00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:25,112 YOU MAY CALL YOUR FIRST WITNESS. 481 00:17:25,112 --> 00:17:26,579 >> I WOULD LIKE TO CALL... 482 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:29,249 MUSCLE MAN TO THE STAND. 483 00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:30,783 >> Muscle Man: HUH? WHA-- 484 00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:31,584 WHERE AM I? 485 00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,320 >> MUSCLE MAN, WHERE WERE YOU 486 00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:34,921 THE MORNING OF MARCH 18th? 487 00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:36,256 >> Muscle Man: UHHH... 488 00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:38,925 I PASSED THOSE DWEEBS ON THEIR 489 00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:39,759 LAME BIKES. 490 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:41,194 >> WOULD YOU SAY THEY... 491 00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:42,095 LOOKED COOL? 492 00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:43,530 >> Muscle Man: 493 00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:44,131 NO WAY! 494 00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:45,598 THEY LOOKED LIKE LOSERS. 495 00:17:45,598 --> 00:17:46,799 >> YES, PRECISELY. 496 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:47,800 UNCOOL LOSERS. 497 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,269 PROSECUTOR, YOUR WITNESS. 498 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,003 >> UH...MR. MAN, WHERE WERE YOU 499 00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:52,305 ONLY A FEW DAYS LATER? 500 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:54,006 >> Muscle Man: I DON'T HAVE TO 501 00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:54,841 ANSWER THAT. 502 00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:56,609 >> PERMISSION TO TREAT THIS CAT 503 00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:57,344 AS HOSTILE. 504 00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:58,978 >> I'M COOL WITH THAT. 505 00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:00,280 >> Muscle Man: UHH... 506 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,614 AAAAAAH! 507 00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:03,383 I SAW THEM AGAIN AND ADMITTED 508 00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:04,884 THEY LOOKED PRETTY COOL! 509 00:18:04,884 --> 00:18:06,653 >> MAN, TELEPORT 510 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:08,955 THIS FOOL OUT OF HERE! 511 00:18:08,955 --> 00:18:10,457 >> YIKES. 512 00:18:10,457 --> 00:18:11,791 >> YEAH, THOSE DUDES ARE THE 513 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:14,661 MOST UNCOOL DUDES EVER. 514 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,296 AT LEAST, THAT'S WHAT I WOULD 515 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:17,897 HAVE SAID BEFORE THOSE DUDES 516 00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:20,800 BECAME THE COOLEST DUDES EVER! 517 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,169 THEY BROUGHT TONS OF BUSINESS 518 00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:22,969 INTO MY STORE! 519 00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:24,204 I GOT NUMERICAL EVIDENCE -- 520 00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:24,837 RIGHT HERE! 521 00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:27,840 CHECK IT OUT, SON! 522 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,942 >> UH...NO FURTHER QUESTIONS. 523 00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:34,981 >> PLEASE PLACE YOUR HANDS ON 524 00:18:34,981 --> 00:18:36,183 THIS STACK OF RARE 525 00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:37,417 BRAIN EXPLOSION 45s. 526 00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,819 NOW, DO YOU CATS SWEAR? 527 00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:40,887 >> Both: WE SWEAR. 528 00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:41,754 >> THEY SWEAR! 529 00:18:41,754 --> 00:18:43,356 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THERE IS 530 00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,525 NOTHING COOLER THAN THA-A-T! 531 00:18:47,227 --> 00:18:48,728 >> DUDE. NICE. 532 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:51,498 >> THANKS, YOUR HONOR. 533 00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:52,365 >> Both: HUNH! 534 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:53,833 >> Rigby: DUDE, GARY! 535 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:54,867 >> OBJECTION! 536 00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:55,935 >> OVERRULED! 537 00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:57,404 >> OVERRULED, JUDGE? 538 00:18:57,404 --> 00:19:00,440 OR IS IT "OVER-COOLED"? 539 00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:04,611 >> CAN YOU READ THAT BACK TO ME? 540 00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:06,045 >> "OVERRULED, JUDGE? 541 00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:07,847 OR IS IT 'OVER-COOLED?'" 542 00:19:09,682 --> 00:19:11,017 >> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE 543 00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,084 AUDIENCE, TAKE A LOOK AT 544 00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:13,119 YOURSELVES. 545 00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:14,354 GO AHEAD, LOOK. 546 00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,456 IRONIC T-SHIRTS, HAT STACKING, 547 00:19:16,456 --> 00:19:18,258 MESH GLOVES -- THESE CATS 548 00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:19,592 STARTED ALL THAT! 549 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:21,694 TRENDSETTERS CAN MAKE EVEN THE 550 00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:23,463 MOST UNCOOL THINGS COOL. 551 00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:24,764 CHECK EXHIBIT "A." 552 00:19:26,032 --> 00:19:27,867 YES, THESE BIKES ARE LAME, 553 00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:29,769 BUT I ASK YOU, HOW DID YOU ALL 554 00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:31,070 GET TO COURT TODAY? 555 00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:36,142 THE PROSECUTION RESTS! 556 00:19:36,142 --> 00:19:37,477 >> WELL, I'M OUT OF IDEAS. 557 00:19:37,477 --> 00:19:38,878 YOU KNOW ANYBODY WHO REALLY 558 00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:41,080 THINKS YOU GUYS ARE UNCOOL? 559 00:19:41,981 --> 00:19:43,149 >> IN LIGHT OF THIS NEW 560 00:19:43,149 --> 00:19:44,617 EVIDENCE, AND THE FACT THAT THE 561 00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:45,918 PROSECUTION'S TESTIMONY WAS 562 00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,454 PRETTY AWESOME, I AM PREPARED TO 563 00:19:47,454 --> 00:19:48,255 MAKE A RULING. 564 00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:49,756 >> YOUR HONOR, I HAVE A SURPRISE 565 00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:50,290 WITNESS. 566 00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:50,790 >> HUH? 567 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,058 >> OBJECTION! 568 00:19:52,058 --> 00:19:54,461 SURPRISE WITNESSES ARE UNCOOL! 569 00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:55,762 >> JUST ROLL WITH IT, BRAH. 570 00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:56,563 I'LL ALLOW IT. 571 00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:57,764 >> I WOULD LIKE TO CALL... 572 00:19:57,764 --> 00:20:00,567 BENSON TO THE STAND. 573 00:20:00,567 --> 00:20:02,001 >> Benson: HUH? WHA-- 574 00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:04,070 OH. IT'S YOU TWO. 575 00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:05,672 WHAT HAVE YOU GOTTEN YOURSELVES 576 00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:06,306 INTO NOW? 577 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:07,740 >> BENSON, HAVING KNOWN THE 578 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:09,409 DEFENDANTS LONGER THAN ANY OTHER 579 00:20:09,409 --> 00:20:10,843 WITNESS, YOU'RE IN A SPECIAL 580 00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:12,412 POSITION TO JUDGE THE COOLNESS 581 00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:13,913 OF MY CLIENTS, ARE YOU NOT? 582 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:15,014 >> Benson: Y-Y-YEAH, I GUESS. 583 00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:16,115 >> Rigby: I HOPE THIS WORKS. 584 00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:17,484 >> Mordecai: DUDE, HE'LL NEVER 585 00:20:17,484 --> 00:20:18,017 ADMIT IT. 586 00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:18,851 WE'RE HOME-FREE. 587 00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:20,687 >> NOW, BENSON, ARE MORDECAI AND 588 00:20:20,687 --> 00:20:21,488 RIGBY COOL? 589 00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:22,422 >> Benson: HA! 590 00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:24,857 ARE THO GUYS COOL? 591 00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:27,093 >> BENSON! 592 00:20:27,093 --> 00:20:28,328 THIS IS NO JOKE, DUDE! 593 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,029 THE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE HANGS 594 00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:30,963 IN THE BALANCE! 595 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,164 ANSWER THE QUESTION. 596 00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:33,866 AND REMEMBER, LYING UNDER OATH 597 00:20:33,866 --> 00:20:34,667 IS NO COOL. 598 00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,903 >> Benson: UM... 599 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,108 >> Benson: MORDECAI AND RIGBY 600 00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:43,476 ARE THE COOLEST GUYS I KNOW. 601 00:20:44,344 --> 00:20:46,279 >> Mordecai: OH, NO. 602 00:20:46,279 --> 00:20:47,947 >> MEMBERS OF THE COURT, THE 603 00:20:47,947 --> 00:20:49,782 TESTIMONY GIVEN TO US HAS PROVEN 604 00:20:49,782 --> 00:20:51,117 QUITE CLEARLY THAT THE 605 00:20:51,117 --> 00:20:52,218 DEFENDANTS ARE... 606 00:20:52,218 --> 00:20:54,321 GUILTY OF BEING TOO COOL. 607 00:20:54,321 --> 00:20:55,955 THE SENTENCE -- DEATH. 608 00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:57,624 >> Benson: WHAT?! 609 00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:58,325 >> TAKE THEM AWAY. 610 00:20:59,125 --> 00:20:59,792 >> Rigby: PLEASE! 611 00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:01,694 >> Mordecai: NO! 612 00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:03,663 >> UGH! 613 00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:04,464 >> AAH! 614 00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:06,633 >> Both: WHAT?! 615 00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:09,669 >> Benson: GET ON THE BIKES NOW! 616 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:11,704 >> NOT COOL, BRO! 617 00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:12,305 >> Rigby: UGH! 618 00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:12,839 >> Benson: GO! 619 00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:14,807 >> STOP THEM! 620 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,656 >> FREEZE! 621 00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:31,023 AAAAAAH! 622 00:21:34,761 --> 00:21:35,828 >> THEY'RE GETTING AWAY! 623 00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:37,897 >> STOP! 624 00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:40,032 >> Mordecai: COURT IS ADJOURNED, 625 00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:43,002 LOSERS. 626 00:21:45,204 --> 00:21:46,205 >> Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 627 00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:53,245 >> All: WHOA! 628 00:21:53,245 --> 00:21:54,614 >> Rigby: WHOO-HOO! WE DID IT! 629 00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:56,015 >> Mordecai: DUDE, BENSON, THAT 630 00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:57,350 WAS SO COOL OF YOU TO HELP US 631 00:21:57,350 --> 00:21:58,184 ESCAPE LIKE THAT. 632 00:21:58,184 --> 00:21:59,519 >> Rigby: YEAH, SO COOL, MAN! 633 00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:00,953 >> Benson: THANKS, 634 00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:01,354 GUYS. 635 00:22:01,354 --> 00:22:02,689 COMING FROM YOU, THAT MEANS A 636 00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:03,022 LOT. 637 00:22:03,022 --> 00:22:04,424 >> Mordecai: HEY, 638 00:22:04,424 --> 00:22:05,692 SO YOU ADMITTED WE'RE COOL. 639 00:22:05,692 --> 00:22:07,026 YOU'RE GONNA GIVE US THE CART 640 00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:07,860 BACK NOW, RIGHT? 641 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:10,863 >> Benson: 642 00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:11,664 NO.