>> Mordecai: BIG TROUBLE IN
THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE.
THESE TEETH ARE GONNA BITE DOWN
ON THIS SNOWSTORM.
>> Rigby: THEN THIS CLOUD'S
GONNA PUNCH SOME DUDE IN THE
FACE.
>> Mordecai: MORE AT 11:00.
>> Margaret: HEY, GUYS.
DO YOU NEED ANY MORE --
>> Rigby: SHH! THIS IS IT!
>> YOUR WEEKEND WEATHER
FORECAST.
HOPE YOU HAVE YOUR SUNGLASSES
READY, BECAUSE IT'LL BE TWO
DAYS OF CLEAR SKIES AND
SUNSHINE.
>> Mordecai: SUNSHINE!
>> Rigby: SUNSHINE!
>> OH, ARE YOU GUYS TALKING
ABOUT THE WEATHER?
I LOVE THE WEATHER.
>> Margaret: WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO
INTERESTED IN THE WEATHER?
>> Mordecai: WE'RE GOING ON A
CAMPING TRIP.
>> WOW, REALLY? I LOVE CAMPING.
CAMPING'S SO COOL.
RIGHT, MARGARET?
>> Margaret: OH, UH, SURE?
I'VE NEVER BEEN CAMPING BEFORE.
>> Mordecai: YOU'VE NEVER BEEN
CAMPING?
>> Rigby: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
OHH!
>> Margaret: NO. IT'S ALL RIGHT.
IT'S JUST NEVER APPEALED TO ME,
I GUESS.
>> Rigby: YEAH, YOU PROBABLY
WOULDN'T LIKE IT.
>> Margaret: WELL...
>> Mordecai: DON'T LISTEN TO
HIM, MARGARET.
CAMPING CAN BE REALLY COOL.
THERE'S HIKING IN THE MOUNTAINS
AND LOOKING AT THE STARS AT
NIGHT.
WE'VE EVEN GOT A SECRET CAMPING
SPOT.
>> THAT'S SO AWESOME.
I WISH WE COULD GO WITH YOU
GUYS.
>> Mordecai: WHY DON'T YOU?
>> Rigby: WHAT?!
>> Margaret: WHAT?
>> REALLY?
>> Mordecai: WHY NOT?
THE MORE THE MERRIER, RIGHT?
>> Margaret: I DON'T KNOW.
>> COME ON, MARGARET.
IT'LL BE FUN.
>> Margaret: OKAY.
I GUESS IT COULD BE COOL.
>> YAY!
>> Rigby: YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T
GO, MARGARET.
I BET YOUR BOYFRIEND WON'T LIKE
YOU GOING ON A CAMPING TRIP
WITH TWO DUDES.
>> Margaret: UGH.
WHAT BOYFRIEND?
I'M NOT SEEING ANYONE RIGHT NOW.
GUYS ARE JERKS!
>> Mordecai: GAH! I KNOW, RIGHT?
GUYS ARE THE WORST.
SO, IT'S SETTLED.
WE'RE ALL GOING CAMPING!
>> Margaret:
HOW CAN I ARGUE WITH ENTHUSIASM
LIKE THAT?
>> MORNIN'!
>> Margaret: HI!
OH, UH, SORRY.
>> WHERE Y'ALL HEADED TODAY?
>> Margaret: OH, UM...
HEY, WHERE'S THIS SECRET --
>> Mordecai: WE'RE JUST HEADED
UP TO THE CAMPGROUNDS.
>> OH.
PINE RIDGE OR VALLEY FIELDS?
>> Mordecai: YEAH. MM-HMM.
>> ALL RIGHT, WELL, HERE'S A
MAP.
STICK TO THE ROADS AND TRAILS.
>> Margaret: GREAT.
>> Both: THANK YOU!
>> ALL RIGHT, SO, WHICH WAY ARE
WE HEADING?
>> Mordecai: NO.
WE DON'T NEED THAT.
JUST STOP RIGHT UP HERE.
>> Margaret: WHAT? RIGHT HERE?
>> Mordecai: OKAY. GO, DUDE.
>> Rigby: 'SCUSE ME, GETTIN'
OUT.
>> WAIT.
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?
>> Mordecai: WE TOLD YOU.
SECRET SPOT!
>> Margaret: BUT IT SAYS
"RESTRICTED."
I DON'T THINK WE'RE SUPPOSED TO
BE --
>> Mordecai: NO. IT'S FINE.
WE ALWAYS DO THIS.
JUST TRUST ME.
>> Margaret: SO, THIS IS YOUR
SECRET CAMPING SPOT?
>> Mordecai: YEAH.
WE ALWAYS COME HERE.
IT'S REALLY FAR FROM THE OTHER
CAMPSITES, SO NO ONE BOTHERS
US.
>> ARE YOU SURE WE WON'T GET IN
TROUBLE?
>> Mordecai: IT'S FINE.
IT'S FINE.
YOU GUYS READY FOR THE BEST
PART?
CHECK THIS OUT.
>> Both: WHOA.
>> Mordecai: NOT BAD, RIGHT?
>> Margaret: MORDECAI, IT'S
BEAUTIFUL!
>> Rigby: HEY, MORDECAI.
WHERE ARE THE MATCHES?
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
>> Rigby: THE MATCHES!
I WANT TO COOK SOME HOT DOGS!
>> Mordecai: UH, THEY SHOULD BE
IN THAT PACK, DUDE.
>> Rigby: I CAN'T FIND THEM.
>> Mordecai: UGH.
GIVE ME THAT!
THEY'RE NOT IN HERE.
>> Rigby: YOU FORGOT THEM?
>> Mordecai: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I
FORGOT THEM?
>> Margaret: DON'T FIGHT!
THEY PROBABLY JUST FELL OUT OF
THE BAG OR SOMETHING.
>> IT'S COOL, GUYS. I GOT IT.
>> Mordecai: DID YOU FIND THE
MATCHES?
>> NO, I JUST DID IT THE
OLD-FASHIONED WAY.
>> Margaret: WOW, EILEEN.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SO HANDY.
>> YEAH, I USED TO GET LOST IN
THE WOODS A LOT.
>> Margaret: WHEN YOU WERE A
KID?
>> LAST YEAR.
IT WAS KIND OF A PHASE I WAS
GOING THROUGH.
>> Margaret: OH. WELL...
GOOD JOB, EILEEN.
>> Rigby: YEAH, THAT WAS KIND OF
COOL.
>> Rigby: UH...CATCH!
>> UGH!
OH, NICE!
THESE ARE REALLY GOOD HOT DOGS.
>> Margaret:
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
THE SKY IS SO CLEAR OUT HERE.
DO YOU KNOW ANY OF THE, UM...
THE, UH...
THE THINGIES?
>> Mordecai: "THINGIES"?
>> Margaret: YEAH. THE, UH...
>> Mordecai: CONSTELLATIONS?
>> Margaret: YEAH!
YEAH, CONSTELLATIONS.
>> Mordecai: OH. THOSE THINGIES.
>> Margaret: BE QUIET.
>> Mordecai:
YEAH, I THINK THAT'S, UH,
URSULA MERGER RIGHT THERE.
SEE, LIKE, THE HANDLE OF THE
LADLE?
>> IT'S CALLED URSA MAJOR, NOT
URSULA MERGER.
AND THAT'S NOT EVEN IT.
THAT'S ORION.
>> Rigby: OH!
AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO LOOK
UP!
>> Margaret:
>> Mordecai:
OKAY. OKAY.
SO, I DON'T KNOW THOSE THINGIES.
OKAY, WAIT, I CAN SHOW YOU
SOMETHING COOL.
GIVE ME YOUR KEYS.
>> Margaret: AH! NICE SAVE.
>> Mordecai: SO...
YOU, UH...
YOU STILL TAKING THOSE CLASSES?
>> Margaret: YEAH. YEAH.
THIS SEMESTER'S BEEN CRAZY JUST
WITH WORK AND ALL AND ALL THESE
EXTRA PROJECTS.
WELL, YOU KNOW.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, BUT THAT WAS
ART SCHOOL.
IT'S DIFFERENT.
>> Margaret:
I JUST CAN'T WAIT UNTIL I CAN
FINALLY QUIT MY DUMB JOB.
>> Mordecai: AW, WHAT?
THEN WHERE WILL I GET MY COFFEE
FROM?
>> Margaret: THE COFFEE WILL
STILL BE THERE.
>> Mordecai: YEAH.
IT JUST...
WOULDN'T BE THE SAME.
SO, YOU DON'T THINK ALL GUYS ARE
JERKS, RIGHT?
>> Margaret: WAIT!
DID YOU HEAR THAT?!
>> Mordecai: WHAT?
>> Margaret: I DON'T KNOW.
>> Mordecai: IT'S JUST THE SOUND
OF THE WILDERNESS.
PROBABLY JUST THAT DEER WE SAW
EARLIER.
>> Margaret: HMM.
SO, WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?
>> Mordecai: GUESS WE SHOULD SET
UP THE TENT.
RIGBY, WHERE'D YOU PUT THE TENT?
>> Rigby: UH...
>> Mordecai: IS IT IN THE OTHER
BAG?
>> Rigby: I DIDN'T BRING IT.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, I TOLD YOU TO
PACK IT!
>> Rigby: YEAH, BUT I WANTED TO
USE THE TARPS LIKE WE ALWAYS DO.
>> Mordecai: THEN, WHERE ARE THE
TARPS?
>> Rigby: I FORGOT THEM.
>> Mordecai: WHAT?!
>> Margaret: WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> Mordecai: WE DON'T HAVE A
TENT.
>> IT'S OKAY. I BROUGHT MINE.
IT'S IN THE CAR.
>> Margaret: I'LL GET IT!
DUDE, YOU LOCKED THE KEYS IN THE
CAR!
>> Rigby: SMOOTH MOVE.
YOU HAD TO TURN ON THE RADIO.
>> Mordecai: OH, GREAT.
NOW THE RANGER'S HERE.
>> WHAT ARE YOU FOLKS DOING OUT
HERE?
THIS AREA IS RESTRICTED!
>> I KNOW!
WE'RE SORRY!
>> Margaret: WE LOCKED OUR KEYS
IN OUR CAR.
>> ALL RIGHT.
I GOT SOME TOOLS BACK AT THE
STATION.
BUT AS SOON AS I GET THAT DOOR
OPEN, I WANT YOU OUT OF HERE!
>> Both: OKAY. THANK YOU!
>> Rigby: OH, GREAT!
NOW WE GOT TO WAIT IN THE RAIN
FOR TH GUY TO COME BACK!
>> HEY! LET'S BUILD A SHELTER!
GO GRAB SOME MORE DEAD BRANCHES.
>> Margaret:
AAH!
>> TAKE FILTHY HANDS OFF
BRANCHES!
>> Margaret: WHAT?!
MORDECAI!
>> Mordecai: WHAT? WHAT IS IT?
AAH!
WHOA HEY.
WHAT'S UP, MAN?
>> I HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOU FOR
YEARS NOW, BRINGING YOUR FILTHY
MACHINES INTO MY FOREST, SETTING
HER ABLAZE, DROWNING OUT HER
NATURAL VOICE WITH YOUR TERRIBLE
MUSIC.
AND I'VE HAD ENOUGH!
>> Mordecai: LOOK, WE'RE SORRY,
DUDE.
WE'RE NOT TRYING TO RUIN YOUR
HOME.
WE LOVE THE FOREST, RIGHT, GUYS?
>> REALLY LOVE IT.
>> Margaret: YEAH, TOTALLY, FOR
SURE.
>> JUST LIKE MOTHER SAID SHE
LOVED ME AND NOT TO FOLLOW HER
BACK TO THE CITY?!
>> Mordecai: WAIT. WHAT?
>> YOU DISGUST ME.
MY FOREST IS RUINED!
AND NOW I WILL COUNT TO 10 AND
THEN HUNT YOU FOR FOOD.
>> All: WHAT?!
>> DO NOT FEAR.
I WILL USE ALL YOUR PARTS --
NOTHING WASTED.
1...
>> Mordecai: OH, DUDE!
>> ...2...
3...
>> COME ON! COME ON!
>> ...4...
>> Margaret: THE RADIO DRAINED
THE BATTERY!
>> ...5, 6...
>> All: COME ON! COME ON!
COME ON! COME ON!
>> ...7, 8, 9, 10!
>> Margaret: OH, MY GOSH.
OH, MY GOSH. OH, MY GOSH.
>> Mordecai: WE'RE GONNA NEED TO
GO FASTER!
>> Mordecai: DUDE,
GIVE ME SOMETHING ELSE TO THROW
AT HIM.
AAH!
HAAH!
>> Rigby: IN YOUR FACE!
>> Mordecai: I THINK WE LOST
HIM.
>> Mordecai: THERE'S THE
HIGHWAY!
COME ON!
>> Rigby: OVER THERE! LOOK!
SOMEONE'S COMING!
AAH!
ALL RIGHT, YOU FOLKS BETTER MOVE
IT ALONG.
NOTHING MORE TO SEE HERE.
>> Margaret: WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN
TO HIM?
>> WE'VE GOT SPECIAL PROTOCOL
FOR SITUATIONS LIKE THIS.
Y'ALL DRIVE SAFE NOW, YOU HEAR?
DID YOU GET THE BOYS TO CALL UP
THE TAXIDERMIST?
>> ISN'T THIS KIND OF STRANGE?
>> NO. WE'LL JUST...
...PUT SOME CLOTHES ON THE
HUMAN-Y PARTS.
>> Mordecai: SORRY ABOUT ALL
THIS, MARGARET.
>> Margaret: I DON'T KNOW.
IT WASN'T ALL BAD.
I LIKED YOUR SECRET CAMPING
SPOT.
>> I ATE SEVEN HOT DOGS.
>> Rigby: AND YOU TOTALLY BUSTED
MARGARET'S WINDOW OPEN WITH A
ROCK!
>> OH, YEAH.
SORRY ABOUT THAT, MARGARET.
>> Margaret: IT'S OKAY.
I'M JUST STOKED I SURVIVED MY
FIRST CAMPING TRIP.
THANKS, MORDECAI.
>> Mordecai:
NO PROBLEM.
SEE?
I TOLD YOU CAMPING WAS COOL.