>> OH, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT.
AND WHAT ARE YOU CUTIES SUPPOSED
TO BE?
>> Mordecai: GHOSTS.
THEY'RE GHOSTS.
>> OH, WELL, I KNOW, BUT I WAS
JUST ASKING.
>> Mordecai: WELL, THEY DON'T
TALK MUCH.
THEY'RE SHY.
>> OH. MM-HMM.
WELL, HERE YOU GO, KIDS.
HAPPY
HALLOWEEN.
>> Mordecai: WHAT DO WE SAY?
>> Ghosts: TRICK OR TREAT!
TRICK OR TREAT!
>> Mordecai: UH...
>> HEY, WAIT A SECOND!
ARE THOSE EVEN KIDS IN THOSE
COSTUMES?
UGGGGGGH!
UNBELIEVABLE!
>> Rigby: HA!
>> AAAH!
>> Rigby: GIMME CANDY, LADY!
>> AAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Rigby: AW, MAN!
UGGGGGGH!
MAN, THIS IS LAME.
WE'VE BEEN OUT HERE FOR HOURS,
AND I HARDLY HAVE ANY CANDY TO
SHOW FOR IT.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, WELL, I TOLD
YOU JUMPING OUT OF THE BUSHES
WASN'T A GOOD IDEA.
>> Rigby: I'M AN OLD-TIMEY
ROBBER.
IT'S WHAT I DO.
COME ON.
YOU GOT TO COMMIT TO THE PART.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, WELL, YOU
SHOULD'VE COMMITTED TO DRESSING
UP AS A DAD, LIKE ME, 'CAUSE YOU
WOULD HAVE GOT FIVE TIMES THE
CANDY.
>> Rigby: I'M NOT DRESSING LIKE
A DAD.
IT'S LAME.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, WELL, I'M
JUST SAYIN'.
>> Rigby: YEAH, WELL, WHAT'S THE
POINT OF DRESSING UP IF YOU'RE
NOT GONNA DRESS UP TO LOOK COOL?
>> Mordecai: DUDE, IT'S TO GET
CANDY.
THE POINT OF DRESSING UP IS TO
GET A BUTTLOAD OF CANDY --
WHICH I DID, SO I'M CALLING IT A
NIGHT.
>> Rigby: WHAT?
NO, COME ON, MAN.
JUST ONE MORE HOUSE.
>> Mordecai: FINE.
WHATEVER, DUDE.
JUST MAKE IT QUICK.
>> Rigby:
TRICK OR TREAT!
AW, COME ON, MAN!
TRICK OR TREAT!
I SAID, "TRICK OR TREAT"!!
AAAAAAAAAH!
DID YOU SEE THAT?
>> Mordecai: YEAH, THEY'RE NOT
HOME.
LET'S GO.
>> Rigby: NO, THEY'RE OBVIOUSLY
HOME AND CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO
GIVE OUT SOME CANDY!
THEY'RE GONNA PAY.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, COME ON.
DON'T EGG THE GUY'S HOUSE.
THAT'S NOT COOL.
>> Rigby: WHY NOT?
THERE AREN'T ANY COPS AROUND.
>> HEY!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THOSE
EGGS?
YOU BETTER NOT BE EGGING HOUSES,
'CAUSE THAT'S ILLEGAL.
>> Rigby: NO, NO.
I WAS JUST...HAVING A SNACK.
>> YOU'RE HAVING RAW EGGS FOR A
SNACK -- ON HALLOWEEN?
>> Rigby: YEAH.
MM-MMM.
>> Mordecai:
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
>> EUGGH.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND KIDS THESE
DAYS.
>> Mordecai: COME ON, DUDE.
LET'S JUST GET OUT OF HERE.
YOU HEARD WHAT THE COP SAID.
>> Rigby: NO WAY.
I ATE A RAW EGG.
THIS GUY'S GONNA PAY.
>> Mordecai: RIGBY...
>> Rigby: JUST RELAX, MAN.
>> Mordecai:
UH, I THINK WE SHOULD JUST GO,
MAN.
>> Rigby: HMPH. HMPH.
ALL RIGHT, LET'S ROLL.
>> Both: WHOA!
>> YOU!
YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THAT.
>> Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Rigby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Skips: THAT'S IT?
>> Benson: I'M GOING BACK TO
WORK.
>> Rigby: BUT IT WAS REALLY
SCARY.
>> Benson: AND YOU'RE PAYING FOR
THOSE EGGS!
>> Mordecai: TOUGH CROWD.
>> Rigby: UGH!
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
THAT WIZARD IS COMING TO GET ME.
>> Mordecai: DUDE, NO ONE'S
COMING TO GET YOU.
THAT GUY WAS JUST SOME OLD CREEP
DRESSED UP FOR HALLOWEEN.
>> Rigby: NO WAY, MAN.
THAT GUY USED HIS MAGIC ON ME.
I CAN FEEL IT!
WHY'D YOU LET ME EGG THAT HOUSE?
>> Mordecai: I'LL TRADE YOU THIS
SPIDER RING FOR A CANDY BAR.
>> Rigby:
WHAT WAS THAT?
>> Mordecai: DUDE, THERE'S
NOTHING THERE.
ARE YOU GONNA TRADE ME THAT
CANDY BAR?
>> Rigby: UH...SURE.
>> Mordecai: RIGBY, WHAT THE
HECK?!
YOU'RE ACTING ALL PARANOID.
>> Rigby: BUT I SAW SOMETHING!
>> Mordecai: WAIT.
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
>> Rigby: HEAR WHAT?
>> Mordecai:
>> Rigby: AAH!
DUDE, THIS IS SERIOUS!
>> Mordecai: COME ON, RIGBY.
IF THAT WIZARD WAS GONNA GET
YOU, YOU'D BE DEAD BY NOW.
>> Rigby:
>> Mordecai: RIGBY?
>> Rigby:
I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.
>> Mordecai: RIGBY?!
>> Rigby:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Mordecai: WHAT THE HECK IS
THAT?!
>> Rigby: AAAAAH!
IT WON'T COME OFF!
QUIT!
QUIT IT!
HUH?
>> Mordecai:
THAT WIZARD PUT A CURSE ON YOU!
>> Rigby: YOU THINK?!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, YOU HAVE TO
APOLOGIZE TO HIM.
>> Rigby: WHAT?! NO WAY!
AAH!
OKAY. I'LL APOLOGIZE.
>> Rigby: MORDECAI!
I CAN'T MOVE!
>> Mordecai:
HANG ON! I'LL FIND THE WIZARD!
HELLO?
LOOK, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
DOING TO MY FRIEND, BUT, PLEASE,
JUST STOP.
HE'S SORRY FOR EGGING YOUR
HOUSE, OKAY?
SO, ARE WE COOL?
>> Mordecai:
>> Skips: Mordecai.
>> AAH!
>> Skips: Mordecai, come in.
>> Mordecai: YEAH?
YEAH, WHAT'S UP, SKIPS?
>> Skips: You better get back to
the house -- quick!
>> Mordecai: SURE.
BE RIGHT THERE.
>> Muscle Man: OH, SICK!
>> Rigby: MORDECAI!
>> Mordecai: AAAH!
DUDE, YOU'RE A HOUSE!
>> Rigby: DID YOU FIND THE
WIZARD?
>> Mordecai: HE WASN'T HOME.
>> Rigby: GREAT.
>> Benson:
AW, IT SMELLS LIKE RIGBY IN
HERE.
>> Pops: QUITE UNSETTLING.
>> Muscle Man: AW, CHECK IT!
STAIRS!
LET'S RUN ON THEM!
>> Mordecai: DUDE, THIS IS NUTS.
YOU'RE ACTUALLY A HOUSE.
>> Rigby: WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
I DON'T WANT TO STAY LIKE THIS
FOREVER.
>> Mordecai: I DON'T KNOW.
IT'S NOT SO BAD.
IT'S A LOT NICER THAN ANYTHING
YOU COULD EVER AFFORD.
>> Muscle Man: WHOA!
THERE'S EVEN A BATHROOM!
HEY, RIGBY, CAN I --
>> Rigby: NO WAY!
>> Pops: HELLO?
IT'S FOR RIGBY.
>> Rigby: PUT IT ON SPEAKER!
>> HOW DO YOU LIKE THE NEW BODY?
DON'T THINK THIS IS ALL OVER,
'CAUSE I'M JUST GETTING STARTED.
YOU'RE GONNA PAY. YOU ARE --
>> Benson: HELLO?
LISTEN, I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS
IS, BUT YOU'D BETTER CHANGE
RIGBY BACK RIGHT NOW, OR I'M --
>> NO ONE TELLS ME WHAT TO DO!
>> Mordecai: BENSON!
>> YOU THINK YOU CAN INTERRUPT
MY PHONE CALL AND GET AWAY WITH
IT?
NOW YOU'RE ALL GONNA PAY!
SEE YOU SOON.
>> Muscle Man: HEY!
CREEPY WIZARD DUDE!
CHANGE RIGBY BACK AND THEN GET
OUT OF HERE!
DON'T MAKE ME ASK TWICE.
>> Pay. Pay.
You're all gonna pay.
Pay. Pay.
>> Muscle Man: QUIT WHISPERING
IN MY EAR, BRO!
>> You're all going to pay.
WHAT'S THE MATTER, MITCH?
DON'T HAVE ANY CLEVER JOKES
ABOUT YOUR MOMMY?
>> Muscle Man: DON'T TALK ABOUT
MY MOM!
OOF!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>> Mordecai: DID YOU GUYS SEE
THAT?!
>> Skips: THIS IS NOT GOOD.
>> Benson: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO,
THEN?!
>> Rigby: GUYS?!
>> Mordecai: WHAT? WHAT IS IT?
>> Muscle Man: I TOLD
YOU I WAS RIPPED.
>> All: AAH!
>> Skips: NO, FIVES! WAIT!
>> Hi Five Ghost: HELLO?
>> GOODBYE!
>> Hi Five Ghost: AAH!
>> Both: AAH!
>> Hi Five Ghost: WORST PHONE
CALL EVER.
>> Mordecai: UNH!
>> Both: AAH!
>> IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE HEAT,
GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN.
>> Rigby: AAH!
>> Benson: AAH!
>> WHAT'S UP, GUMBALL?
>> Pops:
SHOW YOURSELF.
BAD SHOW.
VERY BAD SHOW.
AAH!
AAAAAAAAH!
>> Rigby: WHAT'S HAPPENING?
HELLO?! IS ANYBODY THERE?!
CAN ANYONE HEAR ME?!
>> Mordecai: RIGBY?
>> Rigby: MORDECAI!
>> Mordecai: DON'T WORRY, RIGBY.
I'M HERE.
I WON'T LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO
YOU.
HUH.
SO THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO
BE AS TALL AS RIGBY.
>> Rigby: MORDECAI?
MORDECAI?!
I'M SORRY, OKAY?
I SHOULDN'T HAVE EGGED YOUR
HOUSE!
DO YOU HEAR ME?!
I'M SORRY!
I TOLD YOU YOU'D PAY.
>> Rigby: WELL, THEN, WHAT ARE
YOU WAITING FOR?!
DO IT! DO IT ALREADY!
>> Rigby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
HUH?
WHAT?!
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?
>> Rigby: WHAT?!
YOU TURNED ME INTO A HOUSE AND
KILLED ALL MY FRIENDS JUST TO
THROW EGGS AT ME?
THAT'S IT?!
>> YEP. THAT'S IT.
>> Rigby: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
THE END.
>> Muscle Man: WEAK!
THAT'S IT?
WATCH OUT, GUYS.
SOME SCARY OLD GUY'S GONNA TURN
YOU INTO A HOUSE.
OUR STORY ABOUT WRECKING CARS IN
THE PIT WAS WAY BETTER.
YEAH!
>> Rigby: OH, THAT'S NOT IT.
>> HAPPY HALLOWEEN.
>> Mordecai: ALL RIGHT!
JUST A FEW MORE BOXES TO GO.
>> Pops: OH, WONDERFUL!
I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR
HELPING ME CLEAN OUT MY ROOM.
IT'S JUST SO HARD TO KNOW WHAT
TO KEEP AND WHAT TO THROW AWAY.
>> Mordecai: YEAH, BUT DON'T
WORRY, POPS.
WE'LL BE HONEST WITH YOU.
IF IT'S COOL, KEEP IT.
AND IF IT'S LAME, THROW IT AWAY.
>> Rigby: AH, YEAH! LAST BOX!
WHAT'S IT GONNA BE?
>> Mordecai: UH...
>> Rigby: EW.
>> Pops:
OH, LOOK WHO IT IS.
MORDECAI AND RIGBY, THIS IS MY
OLD CHILDHOOD FRIEND PERCY.
PRETTY COOL, EH?
>> Rigby: OH, DUDE...
>> Mordecai: NO, NOT COOL, POPS.
>> Pops: OH, BUT, NO, HE IS
COOL.
HE WAS THE MOST SOPHISTICATED
DOLL OF HIS DAY, WITH MORE THAN
250 PHRASES STORED INSIDE.
WHY, YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT HE'S
GOING TO SAY NEXT.
>> I'M GONNA DRAW ON YOUR FACE.
>> Pops:
>> Rigby: THAT'S REALLY CREEPY,
POPS.
>> Pops: CREEPY?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
PERCY IS NOT AT ALL CREEPY.
>> SERIOUSLY, I'M GONNA DRAW ON
YOUR FACE.
>> Pops:
* LA-LA-LA LA-LA LA-LA
>> Mordecai: POPS, POPS, LOOK.
YOU GOT TO GET RID OF THAT
THING.
>> Pops: WHAT?
ARE YOU SURE?
>> Rigby: POPS, YOU'RE A GROWN
MAN.
IT'S JUST NOT COOL TO PLAY WITH
DOLLS.
>> Pops: OH, OUT WITH THE OLD
AND IN WITH THE NEW, EH?
>> Rigby: HEY, POPS.
WE JUST FOUND A HORNETS' NEST.
WANT TO GO HUCK ROCKS AT IT?
>> Both: AAH!
>> Mordecai: AW, POPS, WHAT
HAPPENED?
>> Pops: PERCY AND I WERE JUST
HAVING A PLAYDATE.
>> Rigby: WHY DID YOU DRAW ALL
OVER YOUR FACE?
>> Pops: I DIDN'T.
PERCY DID IT.
ISN'T HE A RIOT?
>> Mordecai: POPS, WE TOLD YOU
IT WASN'T COOL TO PLAY WITH
DOLLS.
WEREN'T YOU GONNA THROW HIM
AWAY?
>> Pops: OH, YES, I TRIED, BUT
IT DIDN'T WORK.
>> Mordecai: LOOK, WE'LL DO IT
FOR YOU.
>> Rigby: YEAH, TRUST US.
THIS IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, POPS.
>> Pops: OH, OKAY.
>> Mordecai: DON'T WORRY, POPS.
WE'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIM.
DUDE, WHAT WAS THAT?
>> Rigby: I DON'T KNOW.
PROBABLY POPS BUMMED OUT THAT WE
THREW HIS DOLL AWAY OR
SOMETHING.
>> Mordecai: WE BETTER GO CHECK
ON HIM.
POPS?
HUH?
DUDE, IT'S LOCKED.
>> Pops:
>> Rigby: WHO'S POPS TALKING TO?
>> Mordecai: WHAT THE...
>> Pops: HERE, PERCY, HAVE SOME
TEA.
>> HAVE SOME TEA?
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!
I DON'T WANT YOUR TEA.
I WANT TO DRAW ON YOUR FACE!
>> Pops: UH...
>> Mordecai: DUDE, WE GOT TO
HELP POPS.
>> Rigby: STOP!
>> Rigby: MORDECAI!
GET THIS PSYCHO OFF ME!
>> Mordecai: GET OFF HIM!
>> YOU'RE ALL GONNA GET DRAWN
ON!
>> Mordecai: POPS, ARE YOU ALL
RIGHT?
>> Pops: YES, I'M FINE.
>> Rigby: DUDE, WHAT ARE WE
GONNA DO ABOUT THAT THING?
>> Mordecai: WE HAVE TO STOP
HIM.
>> DRAW...DRAW...
>> Mordecai: DID YOU HEAR THAT?
>> Rigby: MORDECAI!
>> POPS, BRING ME THE MARKER SO
I CAN DRAW ON THEIR FACES.
>> Pops: NO.
>> WHAT?!
BRING ME THE MARKER!
>> Pops: I SAID NO!
IT'S NOT COOL FOR A GROWN MAN TO
HAVE DOLLS.
YOU HAVE TO GO AWAY NOW, PERCY.
>> GIVE ME THAT MARKER!
>> Pops: NO!
>> NOOOOOOO!
NOOOOOOO!
>> Pops: MORDECAI, RIGBY, ARE
YOU ALL RIGHT?
>> Both: UH, YEAH.
>> Pops: OH, THANK GOODNESS.
>> Mordecai: SEE, POPS, WE TOLD
YOU DOLLS AREN'T COOL.
>> Pops: THE END.
>> Mordecai: UH, I GUESS THAT
WAS KIND OF SCARY.
>> Pops: YES, BECAUSE OF THE
DOLL'S UNNATURAL DESIRE TO MARK
ON THINGS.
>> Muscle Man: UH, LAME!
I THOUGHT YOU GUYS SAID THESE
STORIES WERE GONNA BE SCARY.
THANKS FOR WASTING OUR TIME.
COME ON, FIVES, LET'S BAIL.
>> Mordecai: SO, SERIOUSLY, CAN
WE STOP INVITING THEM TO STUFF?
>> Muscle Man: UHH! STUPID FOG!
IT'S MAKING IT SO I DON'T KNOW
WHERE I AM.
UHH!
WHAT IS THIS EVEN DOING HERE?!
OH, NO! OUR TRAILER!
HEY, THAT'S NOT OUR TRAILER.
IT'S JUST A BIG PILE OF CAR
BARF.
ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M
THINKING?
>> Hi Five Ghost: CRASH PIT?
>> Muscle Man: CRASH PIT!
YEAH! YEAH!
DO IT!
UHH!
STEP ON IT!
>> Crowd: CRASH
PIT!
CRASH PIT! CRASH PIT! CRASH PIT!
>> Both: CRASH PIT! CRASH PIT!
CRASH PIT! CRASH PIT!
>> Muscle Man:
THAT WAS SO AWESOME!
OH, MAN, WE GOT TO LAUNCH THIS
PIECE INTO THE CRASH PIT.
IT WOULD BE UNPATRIOTIC NOT TO.
AW, WHAT?
IT WON'T OPEN.
OH!
>> Hi Five Ghost: WHAT WAS THAT?
>> Muscle Man: PROBABLY JUST THE
WIND.
COME ON!
LET'S DRIVE THIS BABY INTO THE
CRASH PIT!
AH, YEAH EVERY TIME.
>> Hi Five Ghost: YEAH!
>> Muscle Man: SAVAGE! SAVAGE!
SAVAGE! SAVAGE! SAVAGE! SAVAGE!
SAVAGE! SAVAGE!
YO, SCOTTIE, GET EVERYONE
TOGETHER.
WE JUST FOUND AN R.V., AND IT'S
GOING INTO THE CRASH PIT.
>> YEAH, MAN, I'LL GO FIND SOME
PEOPLE.
>> Muscle Man: LET'S DO THIS,
FIVES!
HUH?
UH, WHAT?
HUH?
FIVES!
>> Hi Five Ghost: MUSCLE MAN!
>> Muscle Man: I GOT YOU, BRO!
UH, WHAT?!
I CAN'T MOVE!
>> RAAAAGHT!
>> BLLAAAGH!
>> Muscle Man: AAHH!
>> AAAAAGH!
>> Muscle Man: UH, WHAT'S
GOING ON?
WHO ARE YOU GUYS?
>> WE'RE SKULL PUNCH, AND YOU'RE
THE PUDGY GREEN GEEZER THAT'S
TRYING TO STEAL OUR CARAVAN.
>> Muscle Man: NO, WE'RE NOT
STEALING IT.
WE WERE JUST GONNA DRIVE IT INTO
THE CRASH PIT.
>> OH, SO, YOU WANT TO DRIVE
OUR BAND'S FINAL RESTING PLACE
INTO THE CRASH PIT, EH?
WELL, HOW ABOUT WE GIVE YOU A
HAND?
>> Muscle Man:
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LIKES TO GET
HEAD-BUTTED IN THE FACE?
>> WHAT?
>> Muscle Man: MY MOM!
FIVES!
>> HELLO AGAIN.
>> Muscle Man: LOOK, I'M SORRY
WE TOOK YOUR R.V.!
IF YOU LET US GO, WE'LL NEVER
BOTHER YOU AGAIN, I SWEAR!
>> IT'S TOO LATE!
YOU WANTED THE R.V. TO GO INTO
THE CRASH PIT.
LOOKS LIKE YOU TWO JUST GOT
YOURSELVES SOME FRONT-ROW SEATS!
>> Muscle Man:
WAIT! PLEASE!
YOU CAN'T DO IT YET!
>> WHY NOT?
>> Muscle Man: BECAUSE WE ALWAYS
PLAY A SHOW FIRST, AND IF WE
DON'T, EVERYBODY'S GONNA THINK
WERE LAME!
>> WELL, WE WOULDN'T WANT THEM
TO THINK WE WERE LAME, NOW,
WOULD WE?
>> ONE, TWO, THREE.
>> * HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CAT
WALKIN' DOWN THE STREET? *
* AND YOU SAID, HEY!
* THAT'S A CAT, NOT A RAT OR A
BAT OR A HAT OR A PAT OR A FAT
OR A MAT *
* HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A GOAT?
>> YEAH, I'VE SEEN A GOAT.
I WANT TO SEE YOU GUYS CRASH
YOUR R.V. INTO THE...
>> * DEVASTATION
* NATION
>> OH, MAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>> Muscle Man: HELP!
THIS MUSIC SUCKS!
>> * YOU'RE A GOAT, NOT A BOAT
OR A COAT OR A FLOAT OR A NOTE
OR A TOTE OR AN OAT *
>> Muscle Man:
IT WON'T OPEN!
>> * DEVASTATION
* NATION
>> Muscle Man:
>> * DEVASTATION NATION
>> Muscle Man: FINALLY!
I NEVER THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA
END.
HEY, WAIT.
AW, MAN, AM I DEAD?
>> Hi Five Ghost: YEAH.
>> Muscle Man: AW.
BEST CRASH PIT EVER!
HUH!
THE END!
AND THAT'S HOW YOU TELL A STORY,
BABIES!
>> Rigby: DUDE, THAT WASN'T ANY
BETTER THEN THE DOLL STORY.
>> Muscle Man: OH, YOU THINK YOU
COULD DO BETTER?
YOU THINK YOU COULD DO BETTER?
IS THAT IT? IS THAT IT?
IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK?
>> Rigby: DUDE GET OFF OF ME!
>> Muscle Man:
AND THAT'S HOW YOU GET UP IN
SOMEBODY'S FACE!