1 00:00:16,055 --> 00:00:19,165 Dude. Quit messing around and give me a hand with these boxes. 2 00:00:19,165 --> 00:00:20,155 I'm busy! 3 00:00:27,105 --> 00:00:28,335 What? What is it? 4 00:00:29,795 --> 00:00:31,815 Radicola! 5 00:00:31,815 --> 00:00:33,914 Aw man, this stuff was the best! 6 00:00:34,834 --> 00:00:37,474 This is from the 1984 Olympics! 7 00:00:37,474 --> 00:00:39,544 Dude, let's go take these out back and drink 'em all. 8 00:00:39,544 --> 00:00:40,754 Come on! 9 00:00:40,754 --> 00:00:42,294 Skips, we have a lot- 10 00:00:42,414 --> 00:00:44,294 we have a lot to do. I need to be around- 11 00:00:44,294 --> 00:00:46,294 No, you should think it over, I'm telling you. 12 00:00:46,294 --> 00:00:47,754 I don't know, Skips. 13 00:00:47,754 --> 00:00:49,284 Seriously, Benson, 14 00:00:49,334 --> 00:00:50,814 you work too hard. 15 00:00:50,814 --> 00:00:52,234 You should take the night off. 16 00:00:52,484 --> 00:00:54,694 Well... if you say so. 17 00:00:54,744 --> 00:00:57,874 - But if anything happens- - Stop your worrying. 18 00:00:57,874 --> 00:01:00,934 - Everything'll be fine. - Okay. 19 00:01:00,934 --> 00:01:02,354 Benson gone... 20 00:01:02,354 --> 00:01:03,384 ...plus soda... 21 00:01:03,384 --> 00:01:04,494 ...equals 22 00:01:04,494 --> 00:01:06,234 Party! 23 00:01:08,354 --> 00:01:10,224 Him, him, her, him— 24 00:01:11,104 --> 00:01:12,454 Definitely invite her! 25 00:01:12,454 --> 00:01:14,084 Hey, jerkweeds! 26 00:01:14,094 --> 00:01:16,714 Get off the computer - I got sign-up time. 27 00:01:16,714 --> 00:01:19,184 You know how long my downloads take. 28 00:01:19,184 --> 00:01:21,454 We're busy inviting people to our party. 29 00:01:21,454 --> 00:01:23,624 What? Your parties suck! 30 00:01:23,624 --> 00:01:25,354 I was at the last one, 31 00:01:25,374 --> 00:01:27,264 and there weren't even any chicks. 32 00:01:27,264 --> 00:01:29,134 Yeah, well, just you wait! 33 00:01:29,134 --> 00:01:30,774 This party's gonna be awesome. 34 00:01:30,864 --> 00:01:32,184 I highly doubt it. 35 00:01:35,584 --> 00:01:37,934 We gonna paaaaar-ty! 36 00:01:37,934 --> 00:01:40,233 Got some chips, got some dips! 37 00:01:40,233 --> 00:01:42,943 Some call me cheap, bit of a freeloader, 38 00:01:42,943 --> 00:01:45,613 but I bought cups for that old-school soda! 39 00:01:45,613 --> 00:01:48,153 I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, 40 00:01:48,163 --> 00:01:51,073 but here's some hummus for these mini-toasts! 41 00:01:51,073 --> 00:01:53,853 - Huu-mmus! - Humm-uus! 42 00:01:53,853 --> 00:01:57,183 - Hummus! - Why are you guys yelling hummus? 43 00:01:57,993 --> 00:01:59,533 Uh, no reason. 44 00:01:59,533 --> 00:02:00,853 Doesn't matter anyway, 45 00:02:00,853 --> 00:02:04,553 'coz while I'm on my night off tonight, Skips is in charge. 46 00:02:04,553 --> 00:02:08,123 That's right, this guy is going to be my eyes and ears. 47 00:02:13,113 --> 00:02:15,753 This better be some party. 48 00:02:18,663 --> 00:02:20,903 Man, this party is off the hook! 49 00:02:20,903 --> 00:02:24,723 Coz we got soda in taa house! 50 00:02:25,153 --> 00:02:25,993 What? 51 00:02:26,083 --> 00:02:28,043 1984 Olympics? 52 00:02:28,053 --> 00:02:29,993 Are you sure we can drink this? 53 00:02:29,993 --> 00:02:32,533 Sure you can! It's aged to perfection. 54 00:02:35,203 --> 00:02:38,023 Told you this party was going to blow! 55 00:02:38,863 --> 00:02:40,533 I think this is the place... 56 00:02:42,033 --> 00:02:44,792 Oh, sorry. We thought there was a party here. 57 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:49,732 I told you, I told you! 58 00:02:49,772 --> 00:02:52,272 Your party is lame! 59 00:02:54,482 --> 00:02:56,762 Dude! This party is tanking fast! 60 00:02:56,762 --> 00:02:58,392 There's gotta be a way to step this up. 61 00:02:59,892 --> 00:03:02,142 Isn't your party tanking fast? 62 00:03:02,202 --> 00:03:04,462 Vell, I've got the answer! 63 00:03:06,272 --> 00:03:08,262 Party Pete! 64 00:03:08,582 --> 00:03:12,292 - Party Pete. - Awesome party, bro! 65 00:03:12,862 --> 00:03:15,532 Isn't your party not hearty? Call me! 66 00:03:15,532 --> 00:03:18,672 Act now and get ze free promotional ice sculpture! 67 00:03:18,672 --> 00:03:20,712 Vat ist you vaiting for? 68 00:03:20,752 --> 00:03:21,912 Party Pete! 69 00:03:21,962 --> 00:03:24,262 Aw, man. We need that guy! 70 00:03:24,302 --> 00:03:26,532 What?! Why would you want to pay fifty dollars 71 00:03:26,552 --> 00:03:28,222 for some dude to come to our house? 72 00:03:28,222 --> 00:03:29,152 What's he even gonna do? 73 00:03:29,192 --> 00:03:30,902 He's just gonna come and eat all our food. 74 00:03:30,902 --> 00:03:32,142 Do you have a better idea? 75 00:03:32,182 --> 00:03:33,712 Yes, I do. 76 00:03:42,702 --> 00:03:44,192 Come on, Skips! Dance! 77 00:03:44,192 --> 00:03:45,262 Don't touch me! 78 00:03:45,262 --> 00:03:47,772 Oh, it hurts to listen! 79 00:03:55,571 --> 00:03:56,501 Hear that? 80 00:03:56,551 --> 00:03:59,691 That's the sound of your party failing! 81 00:03:59,691 --> 00:04:01,991 Dance to that, losers! 82 00:04:05,261 --> 00:04:06,861 Just relax, Benson. 83 00:04:06,861 --> 00:04:09,031 Everything's gonna be fine, Benson. 84 00:04:09,031 --> 00:04:10,641 Skips has got this. 85 00:04:11,821 --> 00:04:12,381 Yeah. 86 00:04:17,971 --> 00:04:19,881 You deserve this, Benson. 87 00:04:20,181 --> 00:04:22,401 Yes. Yes, I do. 88 00:04:22,401 --> 00:04:24,611 ...slowly decapitates him. 89 00:04:24,861 --> 00:04:28,911 And that was the mating of the Toledo horsefly, 90 00:04:28,911 --> 00:04:30,301 narrated by me... 91 00:04:30,431 --> 00:04:32,241 This party's hit rock bottom, dude. 92 00:04:32,241 --> 00:04:33,671 Muscle Man was right. 93 00:04:33,671 --> 00:04:36,171 - What are you doing?! - Calling Party Pete. 94 00:04:38,941 --> 00:04:40,971 Mm, ja, ja, Party Pete. 95 00:04:40,971 --> 00:04:41,851 Party Pete? 96 00:04:41,921 --> 00:04:43,851 Alright, let's get outta here. 97 00:04:45,521 --> 00:04:46,681 Where's everybody going? 98 00:04:46,681 --> 00:04:49,311 We've had enough. We're gonna head out. 99 00:04:49,311 --> 00:04:50,511 Yeah, losers! 100 00:04:50,521 --> 00:04:53,651 Takes more than expired soda to have a party. 101 00:04:53,701 --> 00:04:56,400 It takes guests with breasts, 102 00:04:56,410 --> 00:04:57,860 and mine don't count. 103 00:04:57,860 --> 00:05:01,030 Guys, people are coming. They're just fashionably late. 104 00:05:01,030 --> 00:05:02,430 It's ten thirty. 105 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:04,460 Nobody else is gonna come. 106 00:05:05,420 --> 00:05:07,870 I wonder who that could be, ha ha... 107 00:05:07,870 --> 00:05:10,230 - Quick, how much money you got? - Three dollars. 108 00:05:10,230 --> 00:05:11,200 I've got five. 109 00:05:16,690 --> 00:05:19,950 - Ya have ze fifty dollars? - Great, you're here. 110 00:05:19,950 --> 00:05:22,750 - How much partying will this buy? - Eight bucks?! 111 00:05:23,170 --> 00:05:24,520 About ten minutes. 112 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:27,170 That's great! That's all we need to get the party started again. 113 00:05:27,170 --> 00:05:28,380 Okay, ve'll do it. 114 00:05:28,380 --> 00:05:29,720 Chrissy! Janet! 115 00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:32,860 Get ze eight dollar version of ze promotional ice sculpture. 116 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:39,910 Cool! 117 00:05:40,210 --> 00:05:42,970 Hey, everybody! Ready to party? 118 00:05:58,700 --> 00:06:02,189 Aw, yeah! In yo' face, Muscle Man! 119 00:06:02,189 --> 00:06:03,729 Yeah! In your face! 120 00:06:04,109 --> 00:06:06,709 OK, ten minutes are up, ve're going to go. 121 00:06:06,779 --> 00:06:10,269 Aw yeah! This party's lame... again! 122 00:06:13,139 --> 00:06:16,099 Party Pete! Can't you stick around for one soda? 123 00:06:16,099 --> 00:06:18,239 Woah, I remember zis stuff! 124 00:06:18,249 --> 00:06:20,649 I suppose one couldn't hurt. 125 00:06:23,249 --> 00:06:27,099 Yeah! You keep zese coming und I keep ze party going! 126 00:06:32,829 --> 00:06:35,519 No good can come of this. 127 00:06:37,679 --> 00:06:40,229 I knew we'd find the party! 128 00:06:41,929 --> 00:06:46,239 Party Pete! 缺缺缺 129 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:49,029 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 130 00:06:55,069 --> 00:06:57,709 Dude! This party is insane! 131 00:06:57,819 --> 00:07:00,769 I know! The centaurs even showed up! 132 00:07:01,349 --> 00:07:02,349 Huh? What the- 133 00:07:02,499 --> 00:07:05,389 Suck on this, promotional ice sculpture! 134 00:07:08,688 --> 00:07:10,108 We did it, dude! 135 00:07:10,878 --> 00:07:12,288 Check that out. 136 00:07:14,468 --> 00:07:16,528 Having a good time, Muscle Man? 137 00:07:19,958 --> 00:07:22,458 Hey, wassup, Mordy and Rigby? 138 00:07:22,458 --> 00:07:25,228 You remember how your toilet like used to flush, 139 00:07:25,228 --> 00:07:27,588 an' also like how it used to not be on fire? 140 00:07:27,588 --> 00:07:29,638 Anyway, phone call for ya! 141 00:07:29,638 --> 00:07:31,928 Some angry dude named Benson. Later! 142 00:07:33,078 --> 00:07:35,878 - Hello? - Is that a party I hear? 143 00:07:35,878 --> 00:07:38,048 Uh, no, that's the TV. 144 00:07:38,198 --> 00:07:41,628 Oh, yeah? I can hear music coming from the house! 145 00:07:41,848 --> 00:07:44,298 I think I'm gonna come down for a little visit. 146 00:07:44,298 --> 00:07:45,428 See ya soon! 147 00:07:47,648 --> 00:07:50,888 Dude, Benson is coming. We gotta find Party Pete, fast. 148 00:07:54,478 --> 00:07:56,908 Party Pete! Party Pete! 149 00:08:02,938 --> 00:08:05,828 Ugh, Party Pete! How many of these have you had?! 150 00:08:06,028 --> 00:08:08,608 Seriously, man! You gotta stop! 151 00:08:14,137 --> 00:08:17,287 Stop? But I do not vant to. 152 00:08:29,387 --> 00:08:31,117 Dude, he's unstoppable! 153 00:08:31,117 --> 00:08:32,277 Not for long. 154 00:08:32,287 --> 00:08:33,667 If we give him more soda, 155 00:08:33,667 --> 00:08:36,717 he'll grow brighter and brighter until he exhausts all his energy. 156 00:08:36,717 --> 00:08:38,977 Then he'll burn out like a star! 157 00:08:39,137 --> 00:08:40,977 Come on. Let's do this. 158 00:08:49,987 --> 00:08:51,117 It's working! 159 00:08:53,517 --> 00:08:55,157 Quick, we need more soda! 160 00:08:55,157 --> 00:08:56,277 We're all out. 161 00:08:56,467 --> 00:08:58,467 Wait. I know where there's more soda. 162 00:08:59,697 --> 00:09:01,517 Alright everybody, on three. 163 00:09:01,527 --> 00:09:03,667 One, two, three! 164 00:09:10,937 --> 00:09:13,287 Dude! Party Pete's gonna blow! 165 00:09:13,437 --> 00:09:14,427 Hit the deck! 166 00:09:26,766 --> 00:09:29,576 We're dead. This place is completely trashed. 167 00:09:29,576 --> 00:09:31,986 We'll never get this place cleaned up before Benson comes back! 168 00:09:31,986 --> 00:09:33,386 It could be worse. 169 00:09:36,096 --> 00:09:39,026 That's the coolest thing I've ever seen. 170 00:09:39,026 --> 00:09:41,646 Yo, that party was awesome! 171 00:09:41,646 --> 00:09:43,016 We'll totally help you clean up. 172 00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:45,396 And we're here to help, too! 173 00:09:59,196 --> 00:10:01,406 Oh man! Benson's coming! 174 00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:03,336 Everybody out through the kitchen! 175 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:05,336 Wicked party, duders! 176 00:10:05,336 --> 00:10:07,106 Capital soiree! 177 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:11,056 I guess I was wrong. That party was kinda awesome. 178 00:10:11,056 --> 00:10:14,446 I'm gonna go collapse in my bathtub now. 179 00:10:18,006 --> 00:10:20,586 You guys are dead. I knew I couldn't trust yo... 180 00:10:21,506 --> 00:10:23,715 - What the... - Oh, hey Benson! What's up? 181 00:10:24,215 --> 00:10:27,305 - What are you guys doing? - We're just playing video games. 182 00:10:34,475 --> 00:10:36,265 You guys are clean! 183 00:10:36,365 --> 00:10:37,835 Sorry for doubting you. 184 00:10:39,715 --> 00:10:41,775 I wanna do something nice for you two. 185 00:10:43,665 --> 00:10:46,275 Yep, you guys of all people would appreciate this. 186 00:10:46,275 --> 00:10:47,875 I've been saving some soda 187 00:10:47,875 --> 00:10:51,195 from the 1984 Olympics for a special occasion. 188 00:10:51,195 --> 00:10:52,525 Uh wait what? 189 00:10:52,525 --> 00:10:55,105 So let's crack open some cold ones! 190 00:10:55,105 --> 00:10:56,895 They're up in the attic, come on! 191 00:10:58,185 --> 00:10:59,315 We're dead.