I never stop searching,wanting,desiring.
I'm insatiable.
Very impatient and extremely sexy.
I'm fatal and disturbingly wicked.
I know what I want and how much I can give.
The next one ,please.
From two days we entertain each other. Isn't it time to step outside the network?
Eh,no. I just started having fun.
Yes,Petya?
The Russians want to change apartment BA with a studio.
Then settle them down.
You seem distracted.
What else are you doing?
I'm licking! ;P
In a bit infront of bar "Smokers" ?
How will I recognize you,Mr.Android?
I will raise it up ... (gives his number)
Good day.
Hello.
One room for two.
For one night or not?
Not.
Alo?
Honey,I can't talk at the moment.
I'm going to a meeting.
See you later.
If there was internet during the 80's
Hannibal Lecter would have found company easily for dinner
You don't seem to be picking IT up.
I like the ring tone.
You put your nose in the place it doesnt belong with courage.
Asking,questioning
Do you really want to know everything?
That's my profession.
I describe what I experience and experience what I describe.
What are you?Agent of State Security?
I recruit stranger beauties for sex for one night.
That drink wasn't really slow.
That's how I suppress my fears.
I'm afraid of strangers.
If you continue like this,I can't guarantee you will finish your next drink.
Oh,how you scare me.
Why do you use the site?
You can have every man you want.
Why do you need internet?
Fast liquid relationships and zero obligations.
Isn't that full happiness?
Depends what you are looking for.
Isn't it time to go to the toilet?
What's up?
What was the buzz for?
Philip is cheating on me over internet.
What?
Are you sure?
He made registration in a site for dating.
From 1 year and a half..Can you imagine?
Ok,that's not so bad.
How can he be so stupid?
To leave his username and password on the computer like that.
for fuck sake..look where I stand now
I even printed out the disgusting things he wrote.
"Rick" ,understand this as "Philip"
"Brigitte Bardot" ,understand this as "Penka".
"Sure, it sounds great, I'm on day shift tomorrow."
"at 14:00 I will be at the hotel."
"Train your tongue
I want you to suck my dick off.
No,leave it,leave it.
Leave all of this bullcrap.
That doesn't mean anything.
Don't humiliate yourself.
Come on,let's go for a walk.
Come,because we'll die from cold in here.
Why did he name himself Rick?
Rick from Casablanca..
One of our favourite movies..
I feel awful
Like a complete fool..
He's losing blood.
For fuck sake,right at the end.
Giving him one bank of blood under pressure.
Through the central venous path.
Oops.
Take a deep breath.
Come on,get out.
Who writes the duties of those ?
An accident will happen sometime.
The BP is normalized.
He is starting to feel what we're doing to him.
Closing him.
That's what you said about the guy with peritonitis.
And then you patched him for 30 minutes.
We removed the spleen.
but that's not fearful.
we saved his liver.
the wheel got him torn apart.
he will drink less Rakia,but he will live.
He doesn't drink Rakia.
Don't worry,mom.
He will be alright.
Doctor,if you need any help ,I...
Everything will be alright.
Don't worry.
It happens.
Zdravko!
You wanted to come and visit us?
Ah,beauty?
When we finish furnishing we will invite you over
you must.
Our new neighbour looks really naughty.
Do you know ...
What?
Nothing.
Zdravko,run away,because your mom is angry
You don't seem happy
Why don't you chop those from the phone banking if they make you so angry?
You are the one chopping,Doctor.
ah,this technology evolution
You pay in the store with your mobile phone.
on the gas station with your mobile phone.
Stop.That's enough.
You gotta change the tactics.
Hello,zombie.
hello dad.I'm ok.
Sexy,can you give me your skype?
Sweetheart,do you want to make grandchildren for your mom?
You have an amazing appearence.
I am a professional photographer.
A painter.I'm looking for models
I'm Kalin.It's nice to meet you.
500 euro per month.
Has someone ever told you you are an angel?
Chick,I'm gonna go brutal on you.
Dev,I want to see you!
Let's stop delaying it.
When will you visit me?
I can't come just like that.
Hey,Dev.
Click on the link,Dev.
The one with the long hair really looks like you!
Pinch your zits
Meanie!
By the way , I found you medicine notes for Monday & Tuesday
Oh,amazing,I have so many unexcused absences.
Just don't burp.
I know the alphabet aswell,but only till D
How many times have I said you shouldn't eat all of this junk food?
Hello to you aswell,mom
New manicure,eh?
Let me see
I haven't smoked.
okay
Dev,what is this?
eh?look!
pigsty!
you live in a pigsty,my girl
look!
I am trying to teach you to some kind of order
to responsibility.
no!
nothing gets in your head
I am talking to myself
you will catch scabies
scabies!
oh,and taenia.
from the stupid pizzas you eat 24/7
and look me in the eyes when I'm talking to you
Are you in mensturation or is this a mid-life crisis?
Look now,
you get your clothes
and then talk back to me
got it?
or they shouldn't be washed , they should just be perfumed?
some kind of a new brand,eh?
yes,they are
and they aren't bought from you but from daddy
and from where do you know what I do when you're never home?
if you cooked me something,
I wouldn't eat pizza.
there's a webnet in your oven,mom!
What's this noise,sweetie?
What's this woodstock?
from the times when you were the most beautiful,mommy!
that's what your father thought aswell,once upon a time
and he listened to such bullcrap.
tabloid.
I'm searching a song by them from
yes,yes,ever since you were a student.
is this the track?
almost
the same band,the same voice, just the melody is somewhat different.
come
a young fellow sent it to me from England
look
look how cute he is
your uncle John is older than me
I won't marry him,don't worry
be careful,maniac
daddy. call me daddy.
Andrei,I understood that for the new pages you are digging in internet
before you give me those melo-dramas
let me know what I think.
Firstly,I am against all kind of apology.
Indeed!
We print the commercials on different pages.
This magazine is a battlefield of the constructive skepticism.
big deal that half a million bulgarians
can share their complexes with the rest of humanity
no offense,but do you know the subject or are you just pissing me off?
well,let me know then
what is the interesting?
just in one of those sites there are over 1 milion bulgarians registered.
that's a chinese army,boss
at the moment of this conversation, 10 thousand are online.
30 thousand.
there are only 10 thousand in "Elmaz"
thousands of people,do you understand?
all type of people : desperate,complexed people,curious
lonely.
people from flesh & blood.
according to the unofficial statistics,
only in Bulgaria there are 10 thousand people that got married thanks to those sites.
I don't understand,Andro, why are you so cocky?
10 thousand chicks sold themselves to 10 thousand cute uncles
the sites for dating should cache if we do them such a commercial
Those sites are free, counter.
wait,wait
be careful
and about the whores in the sites
are you gonna investigate that on your own?
someone has to do the dirty work aswell
okay,okay.
Android : 32 years old.
Interested in life
understands engines and literature.
likes ancient languages
likes playful tongues aswell
doesn't know anything about the world curling federation
charmingly perverted
ready to go to the limit of imagination
...and to "cum"from behind.
I can't cook or wake up early.
I love sleeping ,to shower myself with laugh
to eat chocolate and to drink martini with an olive
to walk with bare feet and to paint.
everything has it's prize.
Nicki,you have uploaded great photos on your gallery.
From which magizine did you get them?
heh,mine are from parallels
and is yours real?
give me an e-mail and i will send you a real one.
ok,mr. android,you are cool
if you know how to speak humans language give me a call to hear you
hello?
Vicki?
Nicki,dude,Nicki.
You understood my e-mail,my phone number but you didn't remember my name.
Your name is a nickname,your e-mail is for service and your phone number is with temporary card
so you remain a mistery.
I had to hear you.
To make sure I am not wasting my time.
Time is money,eh?
How much?
Five.
Five what?
What how much?
and where is this going to happen?
a nice place.South exposure , an elevator
hot water.
it's out of town.
Simeonovo. Street Momina sulza 13
I want to come now.
Is it ok for you?
No problem.
Just change your socks.
How is the weather in Casbalanca,Mr. Bogart?
I'm impressed.
In this site not so many people know who is Humphrey Bogart.
Monika Bell.
36 years old
married,with one child.
next to every beautiful woman there's a man who is sick off having her.
to understand her and caress her.
such a beautiful woman ,can't believe your husband is tired of you.
is he blind?
When people live together for too long, they become invisible for each other...
That's probably why monogamy exhausts me.
Isn't cheating a bigger crime than monogamy?
in the first case you violate nature's laws
in the other - the moral ones.
it's all about the choice you make.
We got into the wrong direction too fast.. I'll stop here for now!
What are you afraid of ?
from another disappointment.
the disappointment is obviously in your home,Monika.
shush!
i want more
shush!
stop it
come on girls
Dev,tell us what's up with your rider from the internet?
Who does he look like?
Look around and tell us
He looks like the barman.
Dev,this guy is really old.
How can he be too old? He isn't 30 ,so he isn't old.
so,when is it happening,Dev?
why do you need to know?
you are the last freaking virgin in the entire class.
get a grip!
solve this probably at last!
I read in a site
that a romanian girl sold her virginity for 10,000 euro!
I sold mine for two cheap vodkas
I am virgin aswell,so what?
Yeah,because we don't count blowjobs,right?
and if you need to know,i've given a blowjob only once.
you said twice the last time
but it's actually 6 times,isnt it?
so what?
that's how it's safe.
they don't think you're a nerd and you get to know more about men's instrument
you know,once I did it once to a guy who was really tall, with really big feet
and such a small peepee.
Plamen from 11 "a" class ,right?
in the village,we remove the shoes ,right?
anatomic socks.
100% cotton
the students use them
not so long ago it took me 1 entire day to hook up with someone, now for 20 minutes I'm already in your living room.
You didn't hook up with me
I'm doing you a favour and it's paid.
5,right?
what five?
I thought you do this for pleasure
there's no such thing as a perfect profession
You are beautiful.
Really?
This is the first time I hear this.
You don't say ?
So the man that visit you are total jerks.
Do you have regular clients?
Are you a cop?
This is Andriod, over.
The object is unarmed.
at least not with a fire gun.
so tell me about the customers.
I don't have any.
I have friends.
A friend-zone.
in which you can get in aswell.
if you behave well.
in circles I haven't been so far.
but I have a great experience with triangles.
you smile and it gets warmer in the room
be careful not to catch a cold.
turn it down ,please.
we're having a shout down with Nicki Kunchev
we stand silent with Nicki Kunchev.
I am happy to see you in the site again.
last time you just vanished.
I like disappearing in the internet.
without slamming the door.
or saying sorry.
why are you in this site if you don't let others see you and you don't want to see them either?
I understand more than enough about them while I am writing with them
You haven't asked me how I look like so far
where I live?
or what's my hobby
it's more important to know what you think, what you dream of.
why are you in the site
and what did you understand so far?
you pretend to be bad and you think too much about sex.
I feel like a book that's been read.
Don't you have any questions?
How would your wife react if she knew you have a profile in a site for dating?
There's no way for her to know.
We've gotten used to each other so much, that we've taken each other for granted.
doesn't that sound familiar?
74.
Alo?
It's really nice hearing from you.
but it's good from time to time to see your eyes aswell.
tell me there's "musaka"and I'm coming right away.
is my brother moving somewhere near around you?
he isn't moving.He's stcuk infront of his computer from 1 hour.
Your mother is whining that you haven't called her.
Call her.
Your brother.
hey,the rocker writer.
ohh,the alcoholic butcher!
you sound excited.
did you get a boyfriend?
no,but I found a couple.
he is 35 and she is 30.
she looks cool. And they live right next to you!
kid,don't exercise your verbs on me
I'm serious bro
I just saw them in a site for dating
swing couple looking for friends
did they put their address on?
no,but I recognized them
they are searching for,I quote : "swing couples or a bisexual woman without any inhibitions"
"lets realize our fantasies together!"
Don't you have something better to do instead of putting your nose in the place it doesnt belong?
No,you are digging in people's things, I am a true lover.
I can't believe this bullcrap has to reach a satelite in space and come back to me.
bye,kiddo.
How are you ?Whatcha doin?
I offer you to enter you and not get out of you for 1 week.
Do you want to know how it feels like to do it with two 19 yrs old?
I know I should say something in order to start this conversation, but every begining seems banal.
Dinner,cinema...sex?
Baby,do you like girls?
Stop playing around, how much are you worth?
Girl,I'm gonna go brutal on you.
love is black & white.
I hate meaningless conversations. If you like my photos,let's meet.
I would be happy at least to have dinner with a beautiful woman like you.
What's the time?
and there's no connection with your mobile phone.
what have we said million of times?
how do you imagine this?
me,sitting here,wondering in which shaft you might be laying. Do you want me to have a heart attack or something?
My battery died,stop it.
what "stop"?
COME RIGHT HERE
what the fuck do you think you are doing?
a?
what the fuck do you think you are doing?
and look what clothes you are wearing.
you look like a girl that will hop on a tir on the freeway
I wouldn't take that pleasure from you
oi,little girl!
I didn't hear that.
even if I yell you still won't hear me.
What?
I don't hear?
and last year,when you needed 900 lv for a trip to God knows where,didn't I hear you then?
and the 100 lv for new boots?I didn't hear you again?
is that so?
my job is to listen and pay ,is that so?
to pay and to listen
listening about the F you got on chemistry, for your absence in school,I listen
are you sleeping with boys?
answer me right now
no,mom,you sleep with boys. I sleep with MEN.
Dev,I'm sorry.
Dev,you provoked me.
What have we said?
To come home at 21:00
and what time is it now?
there are rules in this house,right?
talking about rules, LETS TALK ABOUT RULES
mine are thousand
and what about yours?
to yell at me,to hit me, which is the 3rd one?Being drunk all of the time?
he leaves for work and gently hugs her.
to convince her how much he will miss her during the entire day.
coffee or beer?
what exactly do you want?
what I wanted,I got it last night.
Why?
If I want more now, how will you tax me?
per piece or with a timer?
in both cases you will have to sell the motorcycle.
this time you pass with love.
Is that so? Give me 3 more then!
How much?
What how much?
What 3 ?
you are doing unnecessary movements.
Monika,recentley I imagine I speak with you even when I'm working.
I speak with you in mind aswell,Rick.
it's been so long since I was last so close with someone.
why do you disagree to meet then?
believe me,Rick,I have a reason.
tell me you are not a man,homosexual, seducer of lonely surgeons.
you got me!
so you offer me eternal cyber love?
sounds romantic.
I have the feeling you sit right next to me in the dark and that you are watching over me.
what would I see?
You won't believe this.
Group sex in the neighbour's apartment.
I have neighbours that are swingers.
I don't know you,but I look everywhere for you
when I see a beautiful woman I ask myself if that isn't you
what does this mean?
it means that when you meet me you wont be able to recognize me
"Should I buy this? "
"Ugh,it's too slutty!"
" and on this purple one the cups are too closed!"
"my tits aren't for such bras."
Oh,that piece.
Look out that kid,bro
now imagine it without a coat
I almost forgot this game.
It's unbearable at home.
I don't want to go home.
Fuck this, some people think you are a God, and you can't fix your own life.
Is this from the game?
I feel worried all of the time.
We have nothing to talk about with Mila.(his wife)
we have no intimate life ,as sexologists say
your wife is cool,the only thing I don't understand is how she puts up with you.
Your kid is a dude.Mom & dad are healthy. What's up?
Your brother is okay, doesn't want any money from you.
I spent 1,000 leva
I'm kidding,bro.
Is it a new woman?
Mila caught you?
No.Even if I tattooed my dick, she still wouldn't notice.
but there is an other woman..
I made a profile in a site for dating.
Is that so?
just loosin up a bit from time to time
but things got out of control.
a girl got me up so tight
are you fucking?
No,I haven't seen her.
Eh,No. You are out of your mind,bro.
That's a little devil,kiddo. Absolutely different from Mila.
Teasing me. Provokes me. And then runs away.
There's an electric current hitting me when we're writing to each other.
you,my brother,have a social experience with people only under anesthesia.
from 20 years you are hiding in people's guts,and now, all of a sudden,electric current.
there's something painful in her.
that's exactly what...
I don't know.
What happens,happens.
You,be healthy & alive.
and I think it's about time you go insane.
Hopefully
And how are you?
I am writing exactly about those sites,by the way.
I even decided to try it out like the maniacs.
48 hours non-stop being online.
only internet flirting and booze.
If you are not ok,come,I will make you a choreograph of the liver.
Come on.
it's on me.
The other way around.
technology,the fuck.
mom?
hello?
from tomorrow, for me only good or nothing.
are you crazy?
if Monday morning I'm not there, call an ambulance.
Ivelina,21 yrs old
searching for the prince on a white steed, who is ready to pamper me
I want you to get into my most secret fantasies and to take over me completely.
I was born married. What I really need now,is to know how much other people value me.
Men,don't bother.
Whoever fucked,fucked. I'm done with all of you.
I want only women to write to me.
I want a big man, type : gerard depardieu.
I don't want any losers that are searching for their big love to write to me.
Widow,pure and honest.
Honor the bulgarian script and write to me only in cyrillic.
Stop asking me if my breasts are made out of silicone!
kiss me like that,so I could remember you forever
people on my dad's age : dont write to me!
typical hunter
I am opening the dictionary of the cyber fancier.
Never start your letters with "how cute you are" or "you are really sexy"
questions like "how are you", "what are you doing" or "what are you searching for "
lower your chance of getting a reply back.
Show that you have read carefully the profile of your chosen one.
I'm throwing the bait, everywhere.
Inspiring profile
There's something attractive in your expression.
I like it.Makes me want to trust you.
I see you like the unusual
if you are curious and you are looking for new feelings I offer you
a strong erotic experience.
anonymous
cyber sex.
without any regret.
and worthless memories.
Show me more of yourself,Android
You are saving yourself only with beautiful words.
You got me excited before you even touched me.
I want you to melt inside my mouth.
I imagine we're in a tram
full with naked people.
I am without a ticket
and you are the controller.
If you manage to get into the mind of a woman, she is yours.
your hands are slowly going down on your neck
and go down to the breasts.
Are you alright?
Did I wake you up?
No,no.
I woke up by myself.
Dev,you are gone from 2 days?Where did you go?
I have to study for a really important exam.
You never told me what you study.
English philology.
Super.I have graduated french philology. It's about time we mix our tongues up
What do you think of my new pictures?
They are awesome,Dev! I can make you a model on the cover of every magazine you want, but I really want to see you
When will I take you for a ride?
Soon.
I'm extremely busy now.
You don't really expect someone would do something for you without wanting something in return ,do you?
I sense some kind of cynicism, don't tell me you've spoke to my mom ?
She might turn out right.When you speak to that "goat"from London,your eyes sparkle.
Oh,so you are conspiring,eh?
Let's drink one small,shall we?
Two big ones.
sex is the most searched word in internet.
every second half of the internet users are browsing in one of the 5 million porn sites in the world.
I am a conservative bastard and after the dating sites I count on the web cam models.
I am walking on dozens rooms, spread around the world.
until I like a genre.
she does some striptease for me , but when I ask her if she can move her ears
she says I'm insane
she's right.I'm insane.
I'm waiting all night a voluntary exile in the internet.
In here everything depends on you and what you want to do.
The internet is a place in which you can go extreme.
On the 30th hour I browse without conception.
Chaotic.
And the weird thing is that this gives me a feeling for control.
My brain is really fried by now.
I feel sick.
What a stupid experiment.
A guy died like that in China on the 3rd day.
I won't kick the bell too,will I?
I enter in "Death Clock"
and there "the calculator of death will accurately tell teh date of your death."
and so,I will hug the boxwood on..
26 August ,2042
Fuck you,watchmaker. Only on the age of 64?
Don't frighten me, get your eternal ass off of here,bitch!
2 days in the network.
a victim and a hunter.
day and night.
my eyes are as red as the eyes of a sand shark.
my fingers got callus
I see the letters and the images double.
I can't feel my ass.
It happens for the first time that I get sober on the same spot I got drunk.
two times,on top of that.
fuck it.
for those two days I've written more than 200 pages.
that's an entire fucking novel.
A novel,which all people that are spread around the globe, write every day.
Millions don't dare to get out of the network.
Braided ,ate from the communication with strangers.
In love with the cyber space.
in which they have painted themselves.
the way they like it.
Hello?
Monika?
Are you placing traps for me?
This game of imagination exhausts me.
Give me a hint.
Where are you at the moment?
What are you wearing?
Just came out of the shower, with wet hair.
with a towel ,alone in the dark living room, the laptop is in my lap.
I envy your laptop.
Can I confess something kinky to you?
Yeah,go on.
That excites me.
And you said that the game of imagination exhausts you.
Give me a minute.
I need to get a drink.
Do you want a drink?
There you go.
At least you go to bed.
I have some work left.
I have to finish a really hard solitaire.
I want to do whatever I want.
Dev,you will get hurt. Come down and you will do whatever you want.
You don't understand anything, everyone does whatever they want!
Even you! You made out with Camelia then you left with me Why did you leave with me?
Dev,I went to the party with you,I will leave the party with you.
You are not the type of woman that pretends to be satisfied with a lot of work and little sex,are you?
No.But the opposite is too much aswell.
Dear Monika,remember the e-mail you've sent me telling about your dream of getting woken up in the morning with sex.
I asked you to forget about that e-mail.
Why?It's my favourite one.
I just can't imagine sex without intimacy.
Intimacy is empty without passion.
Maybe that's why I feel empty.
What are you missing?
I think I am missing the thrill
I miss the craziness.
Sounds familiar.
Before,when me and my wife had sex, the room was like a battlefield.
I love the smell of hormones.
of hot bodies and mixed perfumes.
and now,in the rare cases of closeness, we always do it on our double bed.
and afterwards even the sheets aren't messed up enough.
I want sex on the kitchen raft.
In the elevator or at least a blowjob on the doorstep.
I'm sorry.
I miss the talking.
I miss the whispering at night.
the sexual threats.
I want to be desired.
You are desired,Monika.
I can't wait to see you.
I made a big mistake.
I made Phillip fall in love with me.
What do you mean?
I made a profile in internet
and I started writing to him.
and Rick fell in love with me.
Not in me,but in Monika.
That's how I named myself.
Mila,I really don't know, sounds really complicated.
He doesn't even look at me anymore at home.
Complete schizophrenia..
Why didn't I yell at him like a normal woman
why did I have to play along
Don't cry,Philip loves you and he won't leave anything that easily. You,Tonny(their son)
Can't you hear me? He doesn't look at me!
And the most stupid thing is that now, I want to get him back more than ever before.
I want my husband back,Yo-yo.
I fell in love with him.
What is John doing?
John..internet is the only thing connecting us
internet is the only thing seperating us
I can't believe I'm saying this but..
Look,relax,everything will be alright.
For example,make him fall out of love with lewinsky and to fall in love again with Mila.
It's not lewinsky...
BELLUCCI
well,with Bellucci it will be harder,definitely.
This is really stupid,Cam.
Like a cheap soft porn.
Do you know,Dev?
I will tell you what, you're jealous because Tony was all night with me
admit it!
yeah sure,that's why he left with Dev
he left with you because you were drunk as fuck.
yes,I was drunk.
It happens.
I will bring more ice.
Cam,what's happening?
It's not like you've never been drunk aswell
why are you being mean?
You know,I am sick and tired of this little spoiled brat
which everyone defends because she's without a father and her mother is a whore.
her mom isn't a whore.
she is looking for a husband.
you saw her profile pictures.
she isn't looking for a husband, she is looking for someone bigger
Camelia,you are really mean,don't even think about telling Dev.
Cheers,girls!
Come on ,Dev,it's your turn.
How did you say you want?
Lady Gaga style?
You are awesome,Dev.
Oh my God ,Dev,like this you entirely look like your mom!
You are copying her poses!
What do you mean?
Camelia,don't!
Don't..what?
You don't know about your mom's new pictures in Elmaz?
I thought you were copying her on purpose.
What photos?
That's not my mother.
yeah sure,thats my granny then.
'the next one please'
it sounds cool
that's not my mother.
Dev,how are you ?
Get away!
"I can't keep on going this way,I can't be with you. Nor can I ever see you. You shouldn't ask me why
Goodbye,Rick. Let's stay in Casablanca.
In order to break up, we have to meet up first.
What's going on? Are you going out?
Did Tony go to bed?
He is gone.
He will sleepover a friend's house.
we're all alone.
what do you mean he'll sleepover a friend's house?
I allowed him.
Who asked me?
What is the problem?
The problem is that he turned into a spoiled brat.
He really makes me angry.
Call him to get back home right now.
I'm sorry.
I had an awful day.
I need help.
That's why I am here. What's up?
Doctor Bogatev, Hello!
You operated my father.
after a car accident, you removed his spleen.
he is okay and he is recovering now.
You don't remember?
Sasho.
Tell me what you need ?
A big favour.
I will pay you.
Look,doc,I don't give my kidney
there's a woman..
we are writing to each other from quite some time now.
I need to find her.
you must know how.
Doctor,I'm a student.If the bosses find out...
I will get fired.
I know.
Tell me how much?
It's not about money.
Not at all.
Ok,from where is she writing?
From Elmaz.
Oh,that's difficult.
I have to find her.
Write down her e-mail and in 1-2 days...
please call me when you find out.
Devora,what are you doing here?
You skipped school again,didn't you?
I never stop searching,wanting, desiring..
I'm insatiable.
very impatient and very sexy.
Look,I can explain everything.
but not right now.Ok?
Don't worry.
I am sorry.
I will call you later.
What is happening?
Why are you acting this way? You didn't even say Hi to him.
I am fatal and disturbingly wicked.
I know what I want and how much I can give
the next one,please
shoot yourself!
listen up,kiddo
what?Are we going to fight again?!
Hello?
Yes,Tony?
Devora is running away from home.
What?
An old fag is flirting with her over the internet from a month now.
They have a date infront of your house.
Ok,thanks.
Did you swallow your tongue or something?
How old are you?
Does it matter?
It does matter.
Aren't we going?
Ok,I'm almost 18.
Do you know she is 14 yrs old?
Where do you think you are going?
Jerk!
Where do you think you're taking her?
I will smash you to pieces!
Who the fuck are you?!
Pedophile!
Please!
She told me she was 18!
Bitches.
I love you a lot,do you know that?
Good evening. -Good evening.
Were you on the cover on August 2006?
No.
Sozopol,2009?
The boss wants you for a cover,eh?
How much do you give?
Depends on how much you say .
Won't happen.
Ah,you sexy!
I don't search, I find.
How will your wife react?
if she knows you have a profile in a site for dating?
I have to finish a really hard solitaire.
I want to thank firstly to my colleagues
for 5 years of patience and sacrifices they've made to work with a person like me.
thanks to you ,friends,for suppoting the illusion of our greatness by buying all of the 200 numbers of magazines
the brilliance of the last 60 number of "David" we owe mostly to Andrew and his material "love.net"
and he owes a lot to his mysterious internet courtesan, which enlightened him about a lot of secrets & perverted things.
you promised me her phone,colleague.
I think it was worth cashing every single lev for all of their secret meetings.
now it's my turn.
thank you and cheers!
What happend,Doctor,did you see a ghost?
Do you want ghosts around me?
What's wrong?
Turns out Mila is Monika.
Who's Monika?
I'm in love with my wife,kiddo.
fucked up thing.
Oh,so that's her?
and it turned out to be Mila?
You crossed the line aswell,bro.
yeah,bro.
I did a lot.
Aren't you coming in?
Mila?
Where are you?
Dad,I will sleepover Koko but I don't have money for tomorrow, can you send me 20 lv?
No problem.
Ah,I forgot to tell you, mom is in Plovdiv.
She left in the morning.
I'm sending you the money now.
Collector's edition
with gadgets from the stupid bastard.
you should have said that you're wasting business money.
I could have given you a bill of lading.
I am sorry I didn't tell you
Do they give you this with VAT?
I am sorry for this moron
the boss.
he spoke with his ass.
and for how many times did you borrow bussiness money?
you paid me only once.
hypocrit. meanie. bastard.
wanker reporter.
so...
I'm feeling better now.
It's my own fault,you know.
the one that feels guilty, without being chased, runs away.
do you have meat?
recentley I don't have other incomes.
the money isn't enough.
what are you going to write for the next edition?
I can make more money from your edition!
I will write about the women with multiple orgasms and the G-spot
and the myths about nymphos.
you definitely might help out.
Monika.
The fucking Casablanca.
Mister Bonard.
You got me in the movie,Mil.
And you killed me right on the 1st episode.
I know how much you hate it when I apologise.
and I don't think that's what you want right now.
I want you to know that right now I'm feeling an awful fear from what happend.
I feel joy aswell. I might have gone insane,Mil,but..
I think this is the best thing that has ever happend to me.
I know that if you read this e-mail, how you will get grumpy.
how the vein on your forehead will start pumping
and then you will cover your face with your palms
and breathe your air.
I know you,Mil.
I know you so good.
I can see you so clearly right now that it hurts me.
You are probably in the old village.
in the residence.
you love taking a walk in the morning around the deserted town
to walk down to the church
then you drink coffee
you buy a newspaper
for me.
the stupid sports newspaper,Mil.
in the end,you walk silently in the room,
and you wake me up with a kiss.
End. It was ok.
Just ..Boby,when you fall down in the hole, do it much slower and carefully.
Tomorrow night,a general
you are free now.
this is for you.
goodbye.
please.
let Monika stay.
by Yuuri[R.K.] especially made for A.Dasgupta <3