1 00:00:03,276 --> 00:00:04,843 >> Settle down, gonads. 2 00:00:04,843 --> 00:00:06,076 Oh, sweet Jonas, 3 00:00:06,076 --> 00:00:07,376 it's cold out here. 4 00:00:07,376 --> 00:00:08,843 (popping) 5 00:00:08,843 --> 00:00:10,176 I hope that's a third nipple. 6 00:00:10,176 --> 00:00:11,176 It's time for our annual 7 00:00:11,176 --> 00:00:12,343 polar bear plunge, 8 00:00:12,343 --> 00:00:13,910 where brave souls run headlong 9 00:00:13,910 --> 00:00:15,443 into the icy surf. 10 00:00:15,443 --> 00:00:18,676 Stupid people, take your places. 11 00:00:18,676 --> 00:00:19,543 >> Bro, how are you 12 00:00:19,543 --> 00:00:20,510 not freezing? 13 00:00:20,510 --> 00:00:22,010 It's like 60 degrees! 14 00:00:22,010 --> 00:00:23,343 >> Back in Jersey, this is 15 00:00:23,343 --> 00:00:25,143 primo belly shirt weather. 16 00:00:25,143 --> 00:00:26,176 >> Can you believe this freakin' 17 00:00:26,176 --> 00:00:27,576 heat wave we're having? 18 00:00:27,576 --> 00:00:29,210 >> It's a freakin' scorcher. 19 00:00:29,210 --> 00:00:30,643 "Deck my balls." 20 00:00:30,643 --> 00:00:32,543 Oh, that's a good shirt. 21 00:00:32,543 --> 00:00:33,543 >> Yeah, or maybe he's warm 22 00:00:33,543 --> 00:00:34,476 because he has the thick, 23 00:00:34,476 --> 00:00:35,643 insulating blubber layer 24 00:00:35,643 --> 00:00:37,076 of the arctic walrus. 25 00:00:37,076 --> 00:00:38,176 Thanks for tutoring me 26 00:00:38,176 --> 00:00:39,310 in marine science, babe. 27 00:00:39,310 --> 00:00:40,210 Couldn't have made 28 00:00:40,210 --> 00:00:41,343 that fat joke without you. 29 00:00:41,343 --> 00:00:42,410 >> At least he has 30 00:00:42,410 --> 00:00:43,843 the balls to participate. 31 00:00:43,843 --> 00:00:44,810 >> Come on, Mondo, 32 00:00:44,810 --> 00:00:46,043 this is gonna be fun. 33 00:00:46,043 --> 00:00:47,643 >> Sometimes I fear I'll end up 34 00:00:47,643 --> 00:00:48,843 sad and alone, like the 35 00:00:48,843 --> 00:00:51,210 Ecuadorian hermit crab. 36 00:00:51,210 --> 00:00:52,710 Damn, that girl can tutor. 37 00:00:52,710 --> 00:00:53,676 (gunshot) 38 00:00:53,676 --> 00:00:55,176 (all screaming) 39 00:00:55,176 --> 00:00:56,110 >> Ah! 40 00:00:56,110 --> 00:00:57,310 Cold, cold, cold! 41 00:00:57,310 --> 00:00:59,210 >> I got hy-- I got hypo-- 42 00:00:59,210 --> 00:01:01,610 Hypotherm-- I'm very cold! 43 00:01:01,610 --> 00:01:04,843 This is all you, bro. 44 00:01:04,843 --> 00:01:06,243 >> That's my boy! 45 00:01:06,243 --> 00:01:07,710 >> You're awesome, Mondo! 46 00:01:07,710 --> 00:01:10,176 >> I can't feel my legs! 47 00:01:12,110 --> 00:01:14,376 (all gasping) 48 00:01:14,376 --> 00:01:16,110 Is that my bathing suit? 49 00:01:16,110 --> 00:01:17,876 (all laughing) 50 00:01:17,876 --> 00:01:19,710 And my pride? 51 00:01:19,710 --> 00:01:22,510 ** 52 00:01:31,710 --> 00:01:33,176 >> Congratulations, ladies. 53 00:01:33,176 --> 00:01:34,643 I know it was a tough night. 54 00:01:34,643 --> 00:01:35,710 But based on personal 55 00:01:35,710 --> 00:01:36,843 experience, pool parties, 56 00:01:36,843 --> 00:01:38,010 unconfirmed sextings, and 57 00:01:38,010 --> 00:01:40,110 vicious rumors, we have finally 58 00:01:40,110 --> 00:01:41,543 compiled our most comprehensive 59 00:01:41,543 --> 00:01:42,743 ranking of penis size 60 00:01:42,743 --> 00:01:44,943 at Playa Del Toro High ever. 61 00:01:44,943 --> 00:01:48,210 Bitches, I give you the D-list. 62 00:01:50,576 --> 00:01:51,443 >> Stop the presses! 63 00:01:51,443 --> 00:01:52,243 Big news from the 64 00:01:52,243 --> 00:01:53,110 polar bear plunge. 65 00:01:53,110 --> 00:01:53,976 There's something 66 00:01:53,976 --> 00:01:56,176 you need to see. 67 00:02:01,010 --> 00:02:02,110 >> I really think you're making 68 00:02:02,110 --> 00:02:03,343 way too much out of this, Mondo. 69 00:02:03,343 --> 00:02:04,643 >> Mondo? I know not of this 70 00:02:04,643 --> 00:02:06,910 "Mondo" that you speak of. 71 00:02:06,910 --> 00:02:09,410 I am sheriff Mustachio Van Dyke, 72 00:02:09,410 --> 00:02:11,510 transfer student from... 73 00:02:11,510 --> 00:02:13,676 Cowboy City, USA. 74 00:02:13,676 --> 00:02:14,676 >> No sane person's 75 00:02:14,676 --> 00:02:15,710 gonna buy it, bro. 76 00:02:15,710 --> 00:02:16,610 >> Morning, Woodie. 77 00:02:16,610 --> 00:02:18,910 Sheriff Van Dyke. 78 00:02:18,910 --> 00:02:20,176 (sighing) 79 00:02:20,176 --> 00:02:21,110 >> Aah! 80 00:02:21,110 --> 00:02:22,676 Mondo, you have got to quit 81 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:24,376 sneaking up on people like that. 82 00:02:24,376 --> 00:02:26,943 By the by, I was at the arcade, 83 00:02:26,943 --> 00:02:28,376 and it seems a certain dynamic 84 00:02:28,376 --> 00:02:30,543 duo now has the top score 85 00:02:30,543 --> 00:02:32,910 on MMA Blood Blast! 86 00:02:32,910 --> 00:02:34,210 >> Tokens accepted! 87 00:02:34,210 --> 00:02:35,276 Blood brothers! 88 00:02:35,276 --> 00:02:36,510 Join the fight! 89 00:02:36,510 --> 00:02:38,910 (mimicking martial arts) 90 00:02:38,910 --> 00:02:40,610 >> Bam! 91 00:02:40,610 --> 00:02:42,243 What are all these flyers? 92 00:02:42,243 --> 00:02:43,376 >> Oh, these are-- 93 00:02:43,376 --> 00:02:44,243 >> Nothing. 94 00:02:44,243 --> 00:02:45,110 Nothing that pertains to you. 95 00:02:45,110 --> 00:02:46,510 >> The "D-list"? 96 00:02:46,510 --> 00:02:47,510 What's this about? 97 00:02:47,510 --> 00:02:48,610 Every guy in school is on here. 98 00:02:48,610 --> 00:02:50,143 Turk's first, and I'm... 99 00:02:50,143 --> 00:02:51,210 at the bottom. 100 00:02:51,210 --> 00:02:52,110 >> It's the-- 101 00:02:52,110 --> 00:02:53,110 >> Dude list! 102 00:02:53,110 --> 00:02:53,876 And you're the newest dude 103 00:02:53,876 --> 00:02:55,976 in town, so you're last. 104 00:02:55,976 --> 00:02:56,710 And let's not talk 105 00:02:56,710 --> 00:02:57,543 about it anymore. 106 00:02:57,543 --> 00:02:59,110 >> Oh, hey, Mon-dork. 107 00:02:59,110 --> 00:03:00,176 Congratulations on your 108 00:03:00,176 --> 00:03:02,610 last place showing. 109 00:03:02,610 --> 00:03:03,510 >> Thanks, Milan. 110 00:03:03,510 --> 00:03:04,376 It's just a pleasure 111 00:03:04,376 --> 00:03:05,243 to be included. 112 00:03:05,243 --> 00:03:06,310 And I hear we're getting some 113 00:03:06,310 --> 00:03:07,610 Chinese transfer students soon. 114 00:03:07,610 --> 00:03:08,576 Ought to bump me up 115 00:03:08,576 --> 00:03:10,210 a few places, right? 116 00:03:10,210 --> 00:03:12,910 >> I guess... gross. 117 00:03:12,910 --> 00:03:13,776 >> Oh, hello there, 118 00:03:13,776 --> 00:03:14,810 Mondo Brando. 119 00:03:14,810 --> 00:03:15,810 Allow us to formally 120 00:03:15,810 --> 00:03:16,910 welcome you to hell. 121 00:03:16,910 --> 00:03:17,810 >> What? 122 00:03:17,810 --> 00:03:18,610 >> We're your neighbors 123 00:03:18,610 --> 00:03:19,876 at the bottom of the D-list. 124 00:03:19,876 --> 00:03:21,610 >> I'm also the valedictorian, 125 00:03:21,610 --> 00:03:22,743 and he's a National Merit 126 00:03:22,743 --> 00:03:23,676 scholar. 127 00:03:23,676 --> 00:03:24,410 But no one seems 128 00:03:24,410 --> 00:03:25,576 to care about that. 129 00:03:25,576 --> 00:03:28,543 >> Gentlemen, adieu. 130 00:03:28,543 --> 00:03:29,643 >> Oh, that little one 131 00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:30,776 gives me the creeps. 132 00:03:30,776 --> 00:03:31,743 >> I'd like to thank 133 00:03:31,743 --> 00:03:33,710 my balls for support, 134 00:03:33,710 --> 00:03:34,876 my best girl Jeena for being 135 00:03:34,876 --> 00:03:36,143 with me through the ups 136 00:03:36,143 --> 00:03:37,310 and downs. 137 00:03:37,310 --> 00:03:38,776 Boobs for all the hard times. 138 00:03:38,776 --> 00:03:39,976 You know whose you are. 139 00:03:39,976 --> 00:03:40,976 And especially 140 00:03:40,976 --> 00:03:42,110 the little people. 141 00:03:42,110 --> 00:03:44,910 (all laughing) 142 00:03:44,910 --> 00:03:45,743 >> The D-list isn't 143 00:03:45,743 --> 00:03:48,876 the dude list, is it? 144 00:03:50,743 --> 00:03:51,810 Uh, you better shake a leg, Ma, 145 00:03:51,810 --> 00:03:52,576 the movers will be here 146 00:03:52,576 --> 00:03:53,476 in the morning. 147 00:03:53,476 --> 00:03:54,210 >> We're not going back 148 00:03:54,210 --> 00:03:55,110 to Jersey. 149 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:56,143 Look, honey, kids are always 150 00:03:56,143 --> 00:03:57,310 gonna be little pricks. 151 00:03:57,310 --> 00:03:58,376 I-I-I mean, cruel. 152 00:03:58,376 --> 00:03:59,710 This sucks, munchkin, 153 00:03:59,710 --> 00:04:00,910 I'm not gonna lie to you. 154 00:04:00,910 --> 00:04:03,476 But you can't just run away. 155 00:04:03,476 --> 00:04:04,510 You gotta find a way to 156 00:04:04,510 --> 00:04:05,776 stand up for yourself. 157 00:04:05,776 --> 00:04:08,110 Remember the family motto. 158 00:04:08,110 --> 00:04:09,243 >> "You mess with a Brando, 159 00:04:09,243 --> 00:04:11,410 you get the back of the hando." 160 00:04:11,410 --> 00:04:12,143 >> You know, 161 00:04:12,143 --> 00:04:13,010 in my mud wrestling days, 162 00:04:13,010 --> 00:04:13,810 I had that on the back 163 00:04:13,810 --> 00:04:16,476 of a cape. 164 00:04:16,476 --> 00:04:17,576 >> Look at you. 165 00:04:17,576 --> 00:04:18,810 Comfortably average, cute 166 00:04:18,810 --> 00:04:20,610 enough, extremely sensitive. 167 00:04:20,610 --> 00:04:21,876 You're like the Michael Cera 168 00:04:21,876 --> 00:04:23,110 of penises. 169 00:04:23,110 --> 00:04:24,343 >> I call mine "Will Smith" 170 00:04:24,343 --> 00:04:25,576 because he's got urban cred, 171 00:04:25,576 --> 00:04:26,743 but white women find him 172 00:04:26,743 --> 00:04:27,743 non-threatening. 173 00:04:27,743 --> 00:04:29,643 (laughing) 174 00:04:29,643 --> 00:04:31,176 >> Oh, this is bad, dude. 175 00:04:31,176 --> 00:04:32,376 I was up all night, 176 00:04:32,376 --> 00:04:33,643 imagining ways to flash 177 00:04:33,643 --> 00:04:34,643 my room temperature 178 00:04:34,643 --> 00:04:36,310 schlong to the whole school. 179 00:04:36,310 --> 00:04:37,743 >> Be careful, Lonnie did that 180 00:04:37,743 --> 00:04:39,243 once by accident, and now he 181 00:04:39,243 --> 00:04:40,943 can't park within 300 yards 182 00:04:40,943 --> 00:04:42,110 of the playground. 183 00:04:42,110 --> 00:04:43,843 >> Yeah, besides, I gotta find 184 00:04:43,843 --> 00:04:45,143 a way to take down that list, 185 00:04:45,143 --> 00:04:46,143 not just for me, 186 00:04:46,143 --> 00:04:47,276 but for all the other guys 187 00:04:47,276 --> 00:04:48,543 stuck at the bottom. 188 00:04:48,543 --> 00:04:49,510 >> That's very noble 189 00:04:49,510 --> 00:04:50,510 of you, bro. 190 00:04:50,510 --> 00:04:52,243 >> I know, right? 191 00:04:52,243 --> 00:04:55,110 >> Guys, a little help? 192 00:04:55,110 --> 00:04:56,476 Guys? 193 00:04:56,476 --> 00:04:58,310 >> Give 'em hell, bro. 194 00:04:58,310 --> 00:04:59,276 (phone ringing) 195 00:04:59,276 --> 00:05:00,310 (slurping) 196 00:05:00,310 --> 00:05:01,210 >> Mmm... 197 00:05:01,210 --> 00:05:02,110 >> We're, like, having 198 00:05:02,110 --> 00:05:04,110 a D-list top ten party later. 199 00:05:04,110 --> 00:05:05,343 Bonfire on the beach. 200 00:05:05,343 --> 00:05:07,010 >> So why are you telling me? 201 00:05:07,010 --> 00:05:08,110 >> You don't know? 202 00:05:08,110 --> 00:05:09,643 >> We totally hope you 203 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:12,243 can make it, number five. 204 00:05:12,243 --> 00:05:14,543 (chuckling) 205 00:05:14,543 --> 00:05:16,510 >> * Is that my bathing suit * 206 00:05:16,510 --> 00:05:19,243 * My pride my bathing suit * 207 00:05:19,243 --> 00:05:20,443 * My pride * 208 00:05:20,443 --> 00:05:22,643 * I can't feel my legs ** 209 00:05:22,643 --> 00:05:24,410 (laughing) 210 00:05:24,410 --> 00:05:25,376 >> There he is! 211 00:05:25,376 --> 00:05:26,643 I was just making you 212 00:05:26,643 --> 00:05:27,743 my ringtone! 213 00:05:27,743 --> 00:05:29,110 How funny is that? 214 00:05:29,110 --> 00:05:30,776 >> Hey, Principal Gurniel, 215 00:05:30,776 --> 00:05:32,143 um, I was hoping we could talk 216 00:05:32,143 --> 00:05:34,143 about something, discreetly, 217 00:05:34,143 --> 00:05:35,643 just between you and me. 218 00:05:35,643 --> 00:05:36,843 >> Sure, sure. 219 00:05:36,843 --> 00:05:38,110 Slip off your shoes, 220 00:05:38,110 --> 00:05:39,476 and pull up a pillow. 221 00:05:39,476 --> 00:05:40,243 I'll light 222 00:05:40,243 --> 00:05:42,143 a conversation candle. 223 00:05:42,143 --> 00:05:44,210 >> All right, I was hoping to 224 00:05:44,210 --> 00:05:45,343 get the D-list banned 225 00:05:45,343 --> 00:05:46,443 from school. 226 00:05:46,443 --> 00:05:47,810 See, it's harassment, 227 00:05:47,810 --> 00:05:49,543 it's bullying, and it's ruining 228 00:05:49,543 --> 00:05:50,743 people's lives. 229 00:05:50,743 --> 00:05:51,643 >> Those are some serious 230 00:05:51,643 --> 00:05:52,676 gripes, amigo. 231 00:05:52,676 --> 00:05:53,810 But before I hit shuffle 232 00:05:53,810 --> 00:05:55,310 on my policy-pod, 233 00:05:55,310 --> 00:05:56,443 I better hear the B-side 234 00:05:56,443 --> 00:05:57,610 of this argument. 235 00:05:57,610 --> 00:05:58,476 (feedback) 236 00:05:58,476 --> 00:05:59,843 >> Milan Stone, please report 237 00:05:59,843 --> 00:06:01,543 to the principal's office. 238 00:06:01,543 --> 00:06:03,476 >> No! I said "discreetly!" 239 00:06:03,476 --> 00:06:05,276 >> Chill out, compadre. 240 00:06:05,276 --> 00:06:06,110 You've gotta mellow 241 00:06:06,110 --> 00:06:07,110 those dramatics. 242 00:06:07,110 --> 00:06:08,110 Now, I'm just gonna go ahead 243 00:06:08,110 --> 00:06:08,976 and light a conflict 244 00:06:08,976 --> 00:06:11,276 resolution candle. 245 00:06:11,276 --> 00:06:13,143 >> If this is about us creating 246 00:06:13,143 --> 00:06:14,576 a fake profile with Zac Efron's 247 00:06:14,576 --> 00:06:15,876 picture and setting up a date 248 00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:17,543 at the diner with that fat girl, 249 00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:18,743 and then there was nobody there 250 00:06:18,743 --> 00:06:20,110 but us, laughing at her stupid, 251 00:06:20,110 --> 00:06:21,310 fat face... 252 00:06:21,310 --> 00:06:22,543 It wasn't me. 253 00:06:22,543 --> 00:06:25,243 >> No, no, that's not it. 254 00:06:25,243 --> 00:06:26,810 It seems Mondo here has 255 00:06:26,810 --> 00:06:28,210 a little problem with your list. 256 00:06:28,210 --> 00:06:29,210 >> He can't tell me 257 00:06:29,210 --> 00:06:30,110 what to do. 258 00:06:30,110 --> 00:06:30,910 >> Milan makes 259 00:06:30,910 --> 00:06:31,743 an excellent point. 260 00:06:31,743 --> 00:06:32,710 >> Huh? 261 00:06:32,710 --> 00:06:34,176 >> I believe Milan is exercising 262 00:06:34,176 --> 00:06:35,410 her First Amendment right 263 00:06:35,410 --> 00:06:36,510 to freedom of speech. 264 00:06:36,510 --> 00:06:38,176 >> I don't need to exercise. 265 00:06:38,176 --> 00:06:39,143 He does. 266 00:06:39,143 --> 00:06:40,110 >> Are you kidding me? 267 00:06:40,110 --> 00:06:41,110 I doubt the founding fathers 268 00:06:41,110 --> 00:06:42,410 had a penis chart in mind when 269 00:06:42,410 --> 00:06:44,576 they wrote the Bill of Rights. 270 00:06:44,576 --> 00:06:45,443 >> Ratifying this document 271 00:06:45,443 --> 00:06:46,476 will protect the liberties 272 00:06:46,476 --> 00:06:47,743 of all of our citizens. 273 00:06:47,743 --> 00:06:48,943 Now everyone whip out their 274 00:06:48,943 --> 00:06:50,943 Hancocks to see who signs first. 275 00:06:50,943 --> 00:06:51,843 (zipping) 276 00:06:51,843 --> 00:06:52,676 >> Uh, you can't 277 00:06:52,676 --> 00:06:53,610 get rid of the D-list! 278 00:06:53,610 --> 00:06:55,910 It's like... an institution! 279 00:06:55,910 --> 00:06:57,576 >> Slavery was an institution! 280 00:06:57,576 --> 00:06:58,810 >> Ooh, he said slavery. 281 00:06:58,810 --> 00:06:59,676 That's racist. 282 00:06:59,676 --> 00:07:00,676 Suspend him. 283 00:07:00,676 --> 00:07:02,110 >> Whoa, whoa! Oh! 284 00:07:02,110 --> 00:07:02,910 I can see we've got 285 00:07:02,910 --> 00:07:03,910 a hot button issue here. 286 00:07:03,910 --> 00:07:05,210 And I have the perfect way 287 00:07:05,210 --> 00:07:06,343 to put an end to it. 288 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:07,676 >> Thank god. 289 00:07:07,676 --> 00:07:09,276 >> Attention, students. 290 00:07:09,276 --> 00:07:10,843 This Friday's assembly will be 291 00:07:10,843 --> 00:07:12,310 a debate about the D-list. 292 00:07:12,310 --> 00:07:13,276 Arguing on the side 293 00:07:13,276 --> 00:07:15,176 of free speech, Milan Stone. 294 00:07:15,176 --> 00:07:16,110 Arguing on the side 295 00:07:16,110 --> 00:07:18,243 of tiny penises, Mondo Brando. 296 00:07:18,243 --> 00:07:19,943 (students laughing) 297 00:07:19,943 --> 00:07:21,776 >> * My pride my bathing suit * 298 00:07:21,776 --> 00:07:23,476 >> Hey, it worked! 299 00:07:23,476 --> 00:07:25,743 >> * I can't feel my legs ** 300 00:07:27,510 --> 00:07:30,010 ** 301 00:07:30,010 --> 00:07:32,476 (barbershop singing) 302 00:07:34,310 --> 00:07:35,576 >> Nice pipes, boys. 303 00:07:35,576 --> 00:07:37,276 And to think, before the D-list, 304 00:07:37,276 --> 00:07:38,576 we couldn't fill a seat. 305 00:07:38,576 --> 00:07:40,110 Now put on your Viking helmets 306 00:07:40,110 --> 00:07:42,976 for the opera finale. 307 00:07:45,376 --> 00:07:46,343 >> You okay, man? 308 00:07:46,343 --> 00:07:47,643 >> Hmm, well, let's see. 309 00:07:47,643 --> 00:07:49,210 Public nudity, public speaking, 310 00:07:49,210 --> 00:07:50,110 Throw in spiders and 311 00:07:50,110 --> 00:07:51,310 a Sarah Palin presidency, 312 00:07:51,310 --> 00:07:52,176 and all my nightmares 313 00:07:52,176 --> 00:07:53,110 have come true. 314 00:07:53,110 --> 00:07:53,943 >> Very cool. 315 00:07:53,943 --> 00:07:54,810 Very political. 316 00:07:54,810 --> 00:07:55,776 >> I know, right? 317 00:07:55,776 --> 00:07:56,710 There's no way in hell 318 00:07:56,710 --> 00:07:58,343 I'm doing this stupid debate. 319 00:07:58,343 --> 00:07:59,176 >> 'Sup, Woodie? 320 00:07:59,176 --> 00:08:01,176 'Sup, master debater? 321 00:08:01,176 --> 00:08:02,243 (chuckling) 322 00:08:02,243 --> 00:08:03,110 I think it's awesome 323 00:08:03,110 --> 00:08:04,343 that you're debating Milan. 324 00:08:04,343 --> 00:08:05,343 Maybe we'll take down this 325 00:08:05,343 --> 00:08:07,843 stupid list once and for all. 326 00:08:07,843 --> 00:08:08,576 >> So how are you gonna 327 00:08:08,576 --> 00:08:09,443 get out of the debate? 328 00:08:09,443 --> 00:08:10,376 >> Get out of the debate? 329 00:08:10,376 --> 00:08:11,743 The hell's wrong with you? 330 00:08:11,743 --> 00:08:12,643 You heard the lady, 331 00:08:12,643 --> 00:08:14,443 I'm in it to win it! 332 00:08:14,443 --> 00:08:15,376 Besides, it'll be good 333 00:08:15,376 --> 00:08:16,510 to finally put an end to this 334 00:08:16,510 --> 00:08:18,710 kind of sexual objectification. 335 00:08:18,710 --> 00:08:19,676 >> Hi, Woodie. 336 00:08:19,676 --> 00:08:20,810 >> Whoa! She's, like, 337 00:08:20,810 --> 00:08:23,410 a 9.2 on the dichter scale! 338 00:08:23,410 --> 00:08:25,310 That's, like, the fifth hot girl 339 00:08:25,310 --> 00:08:26,143 that's creeping on you. 340 00:08:26,143 --> 00:08:27,110 What's that about? 341 00:08:27,110 --> 00:08:27,976 >> I don't know, man. 342 00:08:27,976 --> 00:08:30,410 Maybe it's my new... shampoo. 343 00:08:30,410 --> 00:08:31,510 >> Hi, Woodie. 344 00:08:31,510 --> 00:08:32,643 >> Hi, Woodie. 345 00:08:32,643 --> 00:08:34,110 >> I said hi first! 346 00:08:34,110 --> 00:08:35,843 (screaming) 347 00:08:35,843 --> 00:08:36,810 >> Man, I gotta get me 348 00:08:36,810 --> 00:08:38,376 some of that shampoo! 349 00:08:38,376 --> 00:08:40,543 >> Ah, there's my stooges. 350 00:08:40,543 --> 00:08:41,743 You guys missed another great 351 00:08:41,743 --> 00:08:42,943 performance of the glory 352 00:08:42,943 --> 00:08:44,243 hole "te-atre." 353 00:08:44,243 --> 00:08:45,243 I hear next season, 354 00:08:45,243 --> 00:08:46,843 they're doing "Spermalot!" 355 00:08:46,843 --> 00:08:47,810 So if you don't have 356 00:08:47,810 --> 00:08:48,676 any plans tonight, 357 00:08:48,676 --> 00:08:49,576 I thought us boys could bone up, 358 00:08:49,576 --> 00:08:50,510 plug away, grind it out, 359 00:08:50,510 --> 00:08:51,710 cram it good, put our heads down 360 00:08:51,710 --> 00:08:52,976 and bury our noses in it. 361 00:08:52,976 --> 00:08:53,843 >> What? 362 00:08:53,843 --> 00:08:54,610 >> Get your mind 363 00:08:54,610 --> 00:08:55,476 out of the gutter. 364 00:08:55,476 --> 00:08:56,843 I am talking about doing 365 00:08:56,843 --> 00:08:58,910 debate research at the library! 366 00:08:58,910 --> 00:08:59,876 I always wanted to do it 367 00:08:59,876 --> 00:09:01,010 in a public place. 368 00:09:01,010 --> 00:09:01,976 >> That would be awesome. 369 00:09:01,976 --> 00:09:02,810 I can use all the help 370 00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:05,276 I can get. 371 00:09:05,276 --> 00:09:06,110 >> Uh, yeah, guys, 372 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:06,910 you know what? 373 00:09:06,910 --> 00:09:07,876 I'm gonna meet you there. 374 00:09:07,876 --> 00:09:09,143 I just have an errand 375 00:09:09,143 --> 00:09:11,843 I gotta run. 376 00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:13,110 >> This is so empty. 377 00:09:13,110 --> 00:09:13,876 How can they afford 378 00:09:13,876 --> 00:09:14,843 to stay open? 379 00:09:14,843 --> 00:09:15,676 >> The same way they keep 380 00:09:15,676 --> 00:09:17,376 city parks and hospitals open. 381 00:09:17,376 --> 00:09:18,310 They rent out space 382 00:09:18,310 --> 00:09:19,510 to the adult film industry. 383 00:09:19,510 --> 00:09:21,543 >> I'd like to return this book, 384 00:09:21,543 --> 00:09:23,343 but it's too big 385 00:09:23,343 --> 00:09:24,843 to fit in the slot. 386 00:09:24,843 --> 00:09:25,710 >> Maybe you should push 387 00:09:25,710 --> 00:09:26,843 a little harder. 388 00:09:26,843 --> 00:09:28,810 >> That dialogue is terrible. 389 00:09:28,810 --> 00:09:29,576 >> No, that's 390 00:09:29,576 --> 00:09:30,576 the actual checkout desk. 391 00:09:30,576 --> 00:09:31,710 Porno is over there. 392 00:09:31,710 --> 00:09:32,610 >> "Do Me Decimal System," 393 00:09:32,610 --> 00:09:34,543 take two. 394 00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:37,110 >> Oh, hello, fellow readers. 395 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:39,010 Welcome to the library. 396 00:09:39,010 --> 00:09:40,376 The only safe haven from those 397 00:09:40,376 --> 00:09:42,010 jerks at the top of the list. 398 00:09:42,010 --> 00:09:43,276 >> Until now! 399 00:09:43,276 --> 00:09:45,110 Some cyber-bully just hacked my 400 00:09:45,110 --> 00:09:46,476 Facebook and tagged me with 401 00:09:46,476 --> 00:09:47,876 hundreds of penis photos. 402 00:09:47,876 --> 00:09:49,176 >> That's not right. 403 00:09:49,176 --> 00:09:49,976 They're even calling you 404 00:09:49,976 --> 00:09:50,976 "Dick Noodle." 405 00:09:50,976 --> 00:09:52,176 >> Nope, that's my name. 406 00:09:52,176 --> 00:09:54,876 It's pronounced "Nu-dell." 407 00:09:54,876 --> 00:09:55,576 >> All right, 408 00:09:55,576 --> 00:09:56,476 let's get started. 409 00:09:56,476 --> 00:09:58,443 I just gotta fire up my iPad. 410 00:09:58,443 --> 00:09:59,376 >> Why did we come here 411 00:09:59,376 --> 00:10:00,476 if we're using that? 412 00:10:00,476 --> 00:10:02,443 >> Untraceable Wi-Fi! 413 00:10:02,443 --> 00:10:03,710 And the softest toilet paper 414 00:10:03,710 --> 00:10:04,676 in town! 415 00:10:04,676 --> 00:10:05,876 >> I need some reading material. 416 00:10:05,876 --> 00:10:08,043 Oh, Maya Angelou! 417 00:10:08,043 --> 00:10:10,076 That's my jam. 418 00:10:10,076 --> 00:10:11,710 >> Whoa! Where are you going, 419 00:10:11,710 --> 00:10:12,610 beanpole? 420 00:10:12,610 --> 00:10:14,076 >> I'm number five. 421 00:10:14,076 --> 00:10:16,410 >> Why didn't you say so? 422 00:10:16,410 --> 00:10:17,476 Right this way. 423 00:10:17,476 --> 00:10:18,810 >> * She dance, she dance * 424 00:10:18,810 --> 00:10:20,476 * The way she dance... ** 425 00:10:20,476 --> 00:10:22,410 >> Woodie! 426 00:10:22,410 --> 00:10:23,810 >> What's up, Wood-man? 427 00:10:23,810 --> 00:10:25,243 How about a drink? 428 00:10:25,243 --> 00:10:26,076 >> I don't know. 429 00:10:26,076 --> 00:10:27,110 I'm not planning on staying 430 00:10:27,110 --> 00:10:28,043 that long. 431 00:10:28,043 --> 00:10:29,476 >> Yeah, cool, totally. 432 00:10:29,476 --> 00:10:30,443 Hey, you mind holding this 433 00:10:30,443 --> 00:10:31,510 a second in your mouth? 434 00:10:31,510 --> 00:10:32,943 (gulping) 435 00:10:32,943 --> 00:10:35,076 (cheering) 436 00:10:37,310 --> 00:10:38,343 >> I'm afraid our argument 437 00:10:38,343 --> 00:10:39,610 to control free speech 438 00:10:39,610 --> 00:10:41,143 is not looking good. 439 00:10:41,143 --> 00:10:43,110 Apparently, laws have protected 440 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:44,976 these scandalous gossip rags 441 00:10:44,976 --> 00:10:46,210 throughout history. 442 00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:47,076 >> I know! They even 443 00:10:47,076 --> 00:10:48,510 had sexting back then. 444 00:10:48,510 --> 00:10:49,776 Check out this dirty telegraph 445 00:10:49,776 --> 00:10:50,776 From President Taft 446 00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:52,110 to his mistress. 447 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:53,310 "You're turning me on. 448 00:10:53,310 --> 00:10:54,443 Stop. 449 00:10:54,443 --> 00:10:55,810 Why did you stop? 450 00:10:55,810 --> 00:10:56,643 Stop. 451 00:10:56,643 --> 00:10:57,843 Undo your corset. 452 00:10:57,843 --> 00:10:58,676 Stop. 453 00:10:58,676 --> 00:11:00,143 Disregard my stops. 454 00:11:00,143 --> 00:11:01,010 Stop. 455 00:11:01,010 --> 00:11:01,810 Oh, baby. 456 00:11:01,810 --> 00:11:02,643 Stop. 457 00:11:02,643 --> 00:11:04,243 Here it comes, stop, stop, stop. 458 00:11:04,243 --> 00:11:05,143 Stop-stop-stop. 459 00:11:05,143 --> 00:11:06,010 I've stopped it 460 00:11:06,010 --> 00:11:07,110 all over your face. 461 00:11:07,110 --> 00:11:08,110 Stop." 462 00:11:08,110 --> 00:11:09,410 Ugh! This is getting 463 00:11:09,410 --> 00:11:10,410 us nowhere. 464 00:11:10,410 --> 00:11:11,543 And where the hell is Woodie? 465 00:11:11,543 --> 00:11:12,343 I can't believe 466 00:11:12,343 --> 00:11:13,210 he stood me up. 467 00:11:13,210 --> 00:11:14,176 >> Well, whatever he's doing, 468 00:11:14,176 --> 00:11:15,810 he cannot possibly be having 469 00:11:15,810 --> 00:11:18,243 as much fun as we are. 470 00:11:18,243 --> 00:11:20,343 >> Whoo! 471 00:11:23,110 --> 00:11:26,343 Whoo-hoo-hoo, yeah! 472 00:11:32,476 --> 00:11:34,343 >> Oops. 473 00:11:35,443 --> 00:11:36,643 >> Will you stop 474 00:11:36,643 --> 00:11:38,543 dropping your pencil? 475 00:11:38,543 --> 00:11:40,943 >> Sorry! Butterfingers. 476 00:11:40,943 --> 00:11:41,843 >> Hey, thanks for helping me 477 00:11:41,843 --> 00:11:42,743 out, Wadska. 478 00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:44,210 You really came through. 479 00:11:44,210 --> 00:11:44,976 >> I'm a little worried 480 00:11:44,976 --> 00:11:45,776 about Woodie, though. 481 00:11:45,776 --> 00:11:46,643 He didn't even call. 482 00:11:46,643 --> 00:11:47,576 >> Why are you worried? 483 00:11:47,576 --> 00:11:48,276 He looks like he's having 484 00:11:48,276 --> 00:11:50,310 the greatest time of his life. 485 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:51,576 >> Woodie? 486 00:11:51,576 --> 00:11:54,876 Woodie! What the (bleep)? 487 00:11:54,876 --> 00:11:55,976 >> Hey, Woodie, you better 488 00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:58,410 go control your woman. 489 00:11:58,410 --> 00:12:00,176 >> Ooh, ice cream. 490 00:12:00,176 --> 00:12:01,010 >> Hey, dude! 491 00:12:01,010 --> 00:12:02,343 >> Don't "hey, dude" me. 492 00:12:02,343 --> 00:12:03,343 (sniffing) 493 00:12:03,343 --> 00:12:04,343 You're drunk. 494 00:12:04,343 --> 00:12:06,376 I can smell it on your breath. 495 00:12:06,376 --> 00:12:08,643 >> Oh, sorry, I guess I got 496 00:12:08,643 --> 00:12:09,476 caught up at this 497 00:12:09,476 --> 00:12:11,210 top ten party. 498 00:12:11,210 --> 00:12:12,543 I'm number five. 499 00:12:12,543 --> 00:12:14,243 >> Number five! 500 00:12:14,243 --> 00:12:15,776 Why didn't you tell me? 501 00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:16,910 >> You saw the list. 502 00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:18,010 But all you cared about 503 00:12:18,010 --> 00:12:19,310 was your own name. 504 00:12:19,310 --> 00:12:20,143 Besides, I didn't wanna 505 00:12:20,143 --> 00:12:21,476 hurt your feelings. 506 00:12:21,476 --> 00:12:23,576 >> So you got wasted with Turk? 507 00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:24,710 And four of the hottest 508 00:12:24,710 --> 00:12:27,210 half-naked girls I've ever seen? 509 00:12:27,210 --> 00:12:28,110 Well, okay, one's kind 510 00:12:28,110 --> 00:12:29,543 of a butterface, but-- 511 00:12:29,543 --> 00:12:31,643 How can you be so selfish? 512 00:12:31,643 --> 00:12:32,510 >> Selfish? 513 00:12:32,510 --> 00:12:33,810 Because for one night, I went 514 00:12:33,810 --> 00:12:34,843 to an awesome party instead 515 00:12:34,843 --> 00:12:36,276 of hanging out with you? 516 00:12:36,276 --> 00:12:37,743 >> But you're my friend, 517 00:12:37,743 --> 00:12:39,110 and they're the enemy. 518 00:12:39,110 --> 00:12:40,476 >> They're not my enemy. 519 00:12:40,476 --> 00:12:41,276 >> Come back, dude. 520 00:12:41,276 --> 00:12:42,410 Your beer's getting warm, 521 00:12:42,410 --> 00:12:44,010 and your girl's getting cold. 522 00:12:44,010 --> 00:12:45,010 >> Maybe you should go back 523 00:12:45,010 --> 00:12:46,510 to your new friends 524 00:12:46,510 --> 00:12:48,910 and their perfect breasts. 525 00:12:48,910 --> 00:12:50,576 But dear God, that one... 526 00:12:50,576 --> 00:12:52,310 She's like a Schnauzer. 527 00:12:52,310 --> 00:12:54,010 What is she, somebody's cousin? 528 00:12:54,010 --> 00:12:55,310 Go ahead, go! 529 00:12:55,310 --> 00:12:56,310 >> Maybe I will. 530 00:12:56,310 --> 00:12:57,010 >> Good. 531 00:12:57,010 --> 00:12:57,710 >> Good. 532 00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:58,976 >> Ice cream! 533 00:12:58,976 --> 00:12:59,676 I didn't know what you wanted, 534 00:12:59,676 --> 00:13:00,743 so I took a risk. 535 00:13:00,743 --> 00:13:02,743 Fudge ripple! 536 00:13:02,743 --> 00:13:03,510 Oh, I knew I should've gone 537 00:13:03,510 --> 00:13:04,343 with vanilla. 538 00:13:06,343 --> 00:13:08,243 ** 539 00:13:08,243 --> 00:13:09,543 (yawning) 540 00:13:09,543 --> 00:13:11,343 (bullying laugh) 541 00:13:11,343 --> 00:13:12,543 >> Sorry, Mon-dumpster. 542 00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:13,943 You had your mouth open. 543 00:13:13,943 --> 00:13:14,610 I thought you were 544 00:13:14,610 --> 00:13:15,943 the garbage can. 545 00:13:15,943 --> 00:13:17,210 (bullying laugh) 546 00:13:17,210 --> 00:13:18,976 >> Dude, that wasn't very cool. 547 00:13:18,976 --> 00:13:20,576 >> Whoa, number five doesn't 548 00:13:20,576 --> 00:13:22,476 tell number one what's cool. 549 00:13:22,476 --> 00:13:23,343 Unless he wants to end up 550 00:13:23,343 --> 00:13:26,376 in a 69 with my fist. 551 00:13:26,376 --> 00:13:27,776 Now, come on, we got rehearsal 552 00:13:27,776 --> 00:13:28,910 for "Damn Wankees." 553 00:13:28,910 --> 00:13:30,210 >> Oh, thank God, 554 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,710 you guys made up. 555 00:13:32,710 --> 00:13:35,210 Oh, that's just the garbage can. 556 00:13:35,210 --> 00:13:37,276 >> * I'm through with love * 557 00:13:37,276 --> 00:13:38,376 * Since you took * 558 00:13:38,376 --> 00:13:41,976 * Your love away from me * 559 00:13:43,843 --> 00:13:45,243 * I'm blue because... * 560 00:13:45,243 --> 00:13:46,210 (laughing) 561 00:13:46,210 --> 00:13:49,110 >> Ahh! 562 00:13:49,110 --> 00:13:50,276 >> You ditched me. 563 00:13:50,276 --> 00:13:51,176 That's the definition 564 00:13:51,176 --> 00:13:52,576 of ditching. 565 00:13:52,576 --> 00:13:55,476 >> * I'm through with love * 566 00:13:55,476 --> 00:13:56,310 * Since you took * 567 00:13:56,310 --> 00:13:59,610 * Your love away from me * 568 00:14:01,343 --> 00:14:03,910 * I'm blue because * 569 00:14:03,910 --> 00:14:05,176 (yawning) 570 00:14:05,176 --> 00:14:09,010 * Won't even stay with me * 571 00:14:10,343 --> 00:14:12,143 * Won't play with me * 572 00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:14,676 (dogs barking) 573 00:14:14,676 --> 00:14:17,476 >> Oh, that used to be us. 574 00:14:17,476 --> 00:14:19,410 Oh, why, Babs Brando? 575 00:14:19,410 --> 00:14:21,576 Why are men so difficult? 576 00:14:21,576 --> 00:14:22,376 >> If I could answer that 577 00:14:22,376 --> 00:14:23,243 riddle, honey, I wouldn't 578 00:14:23,243 --> 00:14:24,110 be standing here serving 579 00:14:24,110 --> 00:14:26,110 you Shirley Temples. 580 00:14:26,110 --> 00:14:28,576 Wadska, are you okay? 581 00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:29,276 Is this going to be like 582 00:14:29,276 --> 00:14:30,110 the time you tried to fly 583 00:14:30,110 --> 00:14:31,476 with a cocktail umbrella? 584 00:14:31,476 --> 00:14:32,843 >> Ha-ha-ha! No. 585 00:14:32,843 --> 00:14:33,843 It's Mondo and Woodie. 586 00:14:33,843 --> 00:14:36,543 Those boys are driving me crazy! 587 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:37,576 I never realized how much 588 00:14:37,576 --> 00:14:39,876 I loved being a third wheel. 589 00:14:39,876 --> 00:14:41,410 Coming up with wacky schemes, 590 00:14:41,410 --> 00:14:42,310 then ducking out before 591 00:14:42,310 --> 00:14:43,776 the consequences hit. 592 00:14:43,776 --> 00:14:44,876 God, I miss that. 593 00:14:44,876 --> 00:14:47,310 >> We were the three caballeros, 594 00:14:47,310 --> 00:14:48,810 and it worked for us. 595 00:14:48,810 --> 00:14:50,510 All the best things in the world 596 00:14:50,510 --> 00:14:52,243 come in triangles: 597 00:14:52,243 --> 00:14:53,843 The Great Pyramids, 598 00:14:53,843 --> 00:14:57,543 Hamentaschen cookies, triangles. 599 00:14:57,543 --> 00:14:58,776 >> Oh, let's think. 600 00:14:58,776 --> 00:14:59,910 There has to be a way we can 601 00:14:59,910 --> 00:15:01,376 bring them together again. 602 00:15:01,376 --> 00:15:02,110 (order bell dinging) 603 00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:02,976 Here you go. 604 00:15:02,976 --> 00:15:04,476 Tsunami burger with M-M-A. 605 00:15:04,476 --> 00:15:05,910 >> M-M-A? 606 00:15:05,910 --> 00:15:07,476 >> Mustard, mayo, and avocado. 607 00:15:07,476 --> 00:15:10,110 >> That's it, Babs, M-M-A. 608 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,343 I have got to get to the arcade! 609 00:15:12,343 --> 00:15:14,843 Wadska, away! 610 00:15:33,910 --> 00:15:35,110 >> Tokens accepted. 611 00:15:35,110 --> 00:15:36,876 Blood brothers, join the fight. 612 00:15:36,876 --> 00:15:37,743 >> You know this doesn't 613 00:15:37,743 --> 00:15:38,876 change anything. 614 00:15:38,876 --> 00:15:41,010 >> Why would it? 615 00:15:51,110 --> 00:15:52,110 >> So ready for the debate 616 00:15:52,110 --> 00:15:53,110 tomorrow? 617 00:15:53,110 --> 00:15:54,476 >> Been working on it nonstop, 618 00:15:54,476 --> 00:15:55,343 but I don't have much 619 00:15:55,343 --> 00:15:56,610 of an argument. 620 00:15:56,610 --> 00:15:57,276 Guess I lack 621 00:15:57,276 --> 00:15:58,510 the killer instinct. 622 00:15:58,510 --> 00:16:00,310 Gaaaah! 623 00:16:01,910 --> 00:16:02,643 >> Well, if it makes you feel 624 00:16:02,643 --> 00:16:03,576 any better, the whole deal 625 00:16:03,576 --> 00:16:05,010 is just a scam. 626 00:16:05,010 --> 00:16:06,376 Saw Casa taking a leak. 627 00:16:06,376 --> 00:16:07,843 He's hung like a peanut. 628 00:16:07,843 --> 00:16:08,676 >> That does make me 629 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,676 feel better-- gah! 630 00:16:10,676 --> 00:16:12,343 You're a real dong detective. 631 00:16:12,343 --> 00:16:13,276 Ooh! 632 00:16:13,276 --> 00:16:14,243 >> Hyuh, hyuh! 633 00:16:14,243 --> 00:16:15,910 Okay, big finish. 634 00:16:15,910 --> 00:16:16,910 Remember the move? 635 00:16:16,910 --> 00:16:17,876 >> Are you kidding? 636 00:16:17,876 --> 00:16:20,676 I invented it. 637 00:16:30,110 --> 00:16:32,610 We did it, we did it! 638 00:16:32,610 --> 00:16:34,110 >> Hey, Mondo... 639 00:16:34,110 --> 00:16:36,110 >> I know, buddy, me too. 640 00:16:36,110 --> 00:16:37,243 Let's never let our peckers 641 00:16:37,243 --> 00:16:39,376 come between us again. 642 00:16:39,376 --> 00:16:40,376 That sounded way better 643 00:16:40,376 --> 00:16:41,710 in my head. 644 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:43,410 >> I wonder who this Winnie is. 645 00:16:43,410 --> 00:16:44,543 >> Player three 646 00:16:44,543 --> 00:16:46,476 has joined the game. 647 00:16:46,476 --> 00:16:48,010 >> Your first name is Winnie? 648 00:16:48,010 --> 00:16:50,410 >> Winthorp Aguilera Wadska. 649 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:51,410 That's my name. 650 00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:52,310 Don't wear it out. 651 00:16:52,310 --> 00:16:54,476 >> Yeah, I don't think anyone's 652 00:16:54,476 --> 00:16:55,943 going to wear that out. 653 00:16:55,943 --> 00:16:56,710 Now let's see 654 00:16:56,710 --> 00:16:58,010 if we can win a debate. 655 00:16:58,010 --> 00:17:01,110 D-list is going down. 656 00:17:02,910 --> 00:17:03,643 >> Hug? 657 00:17:03,643 --> 00:17:04,543 >> Sure. 658 00:17:04,543 --> 00:17:05,843 >> Kiss? 659 00:17:05,843 --> 00:17:07,210 Oh, all right, after the debate. 660 00:17:09,343 --> 00:17:11,176 ** 661 00:17:11,176 --> 00:17:11,943 >> Are you ready 662 00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:14,410 for some penis... 663 00:17:14,410 --> 00:17:16,610 debate? 664 00:17:16,610 --> 00:17:18,110 >> Freedom of (bleep) speech! 665 00:17:18,110 --> 00:17:19,343 Get it? You can say (bleep), 666 00:17:19,343 --> 00:17:20,843 because if they don't let you 667 00:17:20,843 --> 00:17:21,810 say (bleep), 668 00:17:21,810 --> 00:17:23,610 then it is censorship. 669 00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:24,376 >> Close your face holes, 670 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:25,410 miscreants. 671 00:17:25,410 --> 00:17:26,276 For today's debate, 672 00:17:26,276 --> 00:17:27,210 we'll follow basic 673 00:17:27,210 --> 00:17:28,776 parliamentary rules. 674 00:17:28,776 --> 00:17:30,210 We'll break every 15 minutes 675 00:17:30,210 --> 00:17:32,310 so I can smoke a Parliament. 676 00:17:32,310 --> 00:17:33,976 Miss Stone, we flipped a coin, 677 00:17:33,976 --> 00:17:34,943 and despite the results, 678 00:17:34,943 --> 00:17:37,976 you shall go first. 679 00:17:37,976 --> 00:17:38,976 >> Hey, guys. 680 00:17:38,976 --> 00:17:39,943 Instead of just talking 681 00:17:39,943 --> 00:17:41,376 about freedom of expression, 682 00:17:41,376 --> 00:17:42,943 I thought I'd just 683 00:17:42,943 --> 00:17:44,710 express myself freely. 684 00:17:44,710 --> 00:17:45,743 Hit it, girls. 685 00:17:45,743 --> 00:17:48,343 ** 686 00:17:54,376 --> 00:17:55,210 >> I just love this country 687 00:17:55,210 --> 00:17:56,710 so much. 688 00:17:56,710 --> 00:17:59,276 ** 689 00:18:02,610 --> 00:18:03,310 >> Well, I think 690 00:18:03,310 --> 00:18:04,976 we have a winner. 691 00:18:04,976 --> 00:18:05,843 Oh, yeah. 692 00:18:05,843 --> 00:18:06,576 You're on the clock, 693 00:18:06,576 --> 00:18:07,610 shrinky-dink. 694 00:18:07,610 --> 00:18:08,410 >> All right. 695 00:18:08,410 --> 00:18:10,576 I guess I gotta fight sex 696 00:18:10,576 --> 00:18:11,376 with sex. 697 00:18:11,376 --> 00:18:12,243 >> No, no, no, no, no. 698 00:18:12,243 --> 00:18:13,010 >> That's how 699 00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:13,810 we got into this mess. 700 00:18:13,810 --> 00:18:15,310 >> Here's your speech. 701 00:18:15,310 --> 00:18:17,143 Now, just follow this verbatim 702 00:18:17,143 --> 00:18:19,343 and victory will be ours. 703 00:18:19,343 --> 00:18:20,310 >> Wadska, these are blank. 704 00:18:20,310 --> 00:18:21,410 >> Precisely! 705 00:18:21,410 --> 00:18:24,176 Because the answer is in here. 706 00:18:24,176 --> 00:18:26,610 It's been in there all along. 707 00:18:26,610 --> 00:18:27,510 >> No! Wadska, 708 00:18:27,510 --> 00:18:28,743 I really need that speech. 709 00:18:28,743 --> 00:18:31,110 >> 30 seconds left. 710 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,243 >> Hello, everybody. 711 00:18:32,243 --> 00:18:33,376 (clearing throat) 712 00:18:33,376 --> 00:18:34,610 I guess all I can do 713 00:18:34,610 --> 00:18:37,510 is speak from the heart. 714 00:18:37,510 --> 00:18:39,576 >> * My pride my bathing suit * 715 00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:40,776 * My pride * 716 00:18:40,776 --> 00:18:43,710 >> * I can't feel my legs ** 717 00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:45,310 (sobbing) 718 00:18:45,310 --> 00:18:46,876 >> Oh, what's up, Pinocchio? 719 00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,110 >> Hey, Sis. 720 00:18:48,110 --> 00:18:49,876 Brad Abelson told everyone 721 00:18:49,876 --> 00:18:50,810 I took a dump 722 00:18:50,810 --> 00:18:52,310 in the sink at school. 723 00:18:52,310 --> 00:18:53,443 But I didn't! 724 00:18:53,443 --> 00:18:55,143 That dump was already there. 725 00:18:55,143 --> 00:18:56,843 (crying) 726 00:18:56,843 --> 00:18:57,743 >> Oh, just tell everyone 727 00:18:57,743 --> 00:18:59,110 he's a hermaphrodite. 728 00:18:59,110 --> 00:19:00,410 The only way to kill a rumor 729 00:19:00,410 --> 00:19:03,576 is with a better rumor. 730 00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:04,610 >> Could we have a brief recess? 731 00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:07,110 >> Five minutes. 732 00:19:07,110 --> 00:19:07,876 >> Okay, remember 733 00:19:07,876 --> 00:19:08,910 what I told you. 734 00:19:08,910 --> 00:19:09,810 >> Thanks, dude. 735 00:19:09,810 --> 00:19:12,943 >> Hey, you're my blood brother. 736 00:19:13,943 --> 00:19:14,676 >> Milan, can I talk to you 737 00:19:14,676 --> 00:19:15,576 privately? 738 00:19:15,576 --> 00:19:16,443 >> There's nothing my friends 739 00:19:16,443 --> 00:19:17,276 can't hear. 740 00:19:17,276 --> 00:19:18,976 >> Okay, just wanted you to know 741 00:19:18,976 --> 00:19:19,876 that I'm going to distribute 742 00:19:19,876 --> 00:19:21,110 these papers in the morning. 743 00:19:21,110 --> 00:19:23,543 It's called the "S.P. List." 744 00:19:23,543 --> 00:19:24,676 I'll give you a hint. 745 00:19:24,676 --> 00:19:27,410 The first word is "smelly." 746 00:19:27,410 --> 00:19:28,776 >> Beat it, nosey bitches. 747 00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:29,710 Look, I know what 748 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:30,676 you're trying to do here. 749 00:19:30,676 --> 00:19:31,576 But it's not going 750 00:19:31,576 --> 00:19:32,643 to work, okay? 751 00:19:32,643 --> 00:19:33,910 Everyone knows I smell 752 00:19:33,910 --> 00:19:35,710 like roses and butterscotch. 753 00:19:35,710 --> 00:19:38,110 Your rumor is a total lie. 754 00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:39,910 >> So is the D-list. 755 00:19:39,910 --> 00:19:41,310 Mm, but I suppose you're right. 756 00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:43,110 People don't listen to rumors. 757 00:19:43,110 --> 00:19:44,176 Anywho, I'm off 758 00:19:44,176 --> 00:19:46,110 to the copy machine. 759 00:19:46,110 --> 00:19:47,476 >> It seems Miss Stone 760 00:19:47,476 --> 00:19:49,176 has forfeited the debate. 761 00:19:49,176 --> 00:19:49,976 Victory belongs 762 00:19:49,976 --> 00:19:51,110 to the little penis. 763 00:19:51,110 --> 00:19:51,943 >> Once again, this school 764 00:19:51,943 --> 00:19:52,976 does nothing to prepare you 765 00:19:52,976 --> 00:19:54,143 for the real world. 766 00:19:54,143 --> 00:19:55,210 >> According to the terms 767 00:19:55,210 --> 00:19:56,510 of the debate, the D-list 768 00:19:56,510 --> 00:19:59,510 will be abolished forever. 769 00:19:59,510 --> 00:20:00,710 And, to be consistent, 770 00:20:00,710 --> 00:20:01,710 we're also abolishing 771 00:20:01,710 --> 00:20:03,143 the honor roll. 772 00:20:03,143 --> 00:20:04,010 >> All right! 773 00:20:04,010 --> 00:20:04,976 Whoo! That's so wonderful! 774 00:20:04,976 --> 00:20:06,476 >> Congratulations, Mondo. 775 00:20:06,476 --> 00:20:07,310 You did it! 776 00:20:07,310 --> 00:20:09,076 >> Thanks, and, uh... ahem, 777 00:20:09,076 --> 00:20:10,110 just to clear the air, 778 00:20:10,110 --> 00:20:11,476 I don't really have 779 00:20:11,476 --> 00:20:12,743 a small penis. 780 00:20:12,743 --> 00:20:14,143 >> Oh, I know, we all know. 781 00:20:14,143 --> 00:20:15,010 Your fly was open 782 00:20:15,010 --> 00:20:18,610 the entire time. 783 00:20:18,610 --> 00:20:19,510 All right. 784 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:21,810 I'll give you props on that. 785 00:20:21,810 --> 00:20:23,076 >> I'm so proud of you. 786 00:20:23,076 --> 00:20:26,943 I think you earned this, champ. 787 00:20:26,943 --> 00:20:27,943 >> Thanks, man. 788 00:20:27,943 --> 00:20:29,343 Milan totally caved 789 00:20:29,343 --> 00:20:30,976 about the S.P. list. 790 00:20:30,976 --> 00:20:33,176 >> Yeah, the smelly people list 791 00:20:33,176 --> 00:20:35,110 would have rocked Del Toro High 792 00:20:35,110 --> 00:20:36,543 to its core. 793 00:20:36,543 --> 00:20:39,010 >> And now for that kiss. 794 00:20:40,343 --> 00:20:43,310 ** 795 00:20:47,443 --> 00:20:50,443 **