1 00:00:03,810 --> 00:00:05,310 - * RIDING THROUGH YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD * 2 00:00:05,310 --> 00:00:06,343 * OUT TO PULL A... * 3 00:00:06,343 --> 00:00:08,710 * NO... AND I'M THAT SMOOTH * 4 00:00:08,710 --> 00:00:10,010 * I'M THE SHADOW ON YOUR BLOCK * 5 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,010 * DRESSED IN ALL BLACK * 6 00:00:11,010 --> 00:00:12,176 * AND WHEN THEY RUN UP * 7 00:00:12,176 --> 00:00:13,776 * I'MA MAKE 'EM FALL FLAT * 8 00:00:13,776 --> 00:00:15,476 [tires screech] 9 00:00:18,676 --> 00:00:20,010 * I WANT YOUR DOUGH, NOT YOUR LIFE * 10 00:00:20,010 --> 00:00:23,776 * BUT I'LL TAKE ONE * 11 00:00:23,776 --> 00:00:28,143 - AAH! 12 00:00:28,143 --> 00:00:29,843 [siren wails] 13 00:00:39,610 --> 00:00:41,210 both: NO! 14 00:00:41,210 --> 00:00:44,510 - MOM! WE WERE JUST ABOUT TO SHAKE DOWN SOME WHORES 15 00:00:44,510 --> 00:00:45,876 FOR HOLDING OUT ON US. 16 00:00:45,876 --> 00:00:47,343 - SO GO OUTSIDE AND DO IT. 17 00:00:47,343 --> 00:00:49,710 LOOK, I DON'T LIKE WHAT THIS GAME IS DOING TO YOU BOYS. 18 00:00:49,710 --> 00:00:51,510 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? WE'RE TOTALLY FINE. 19 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:54,043 [hisses] - THE LIGHT BURNS! 20 00:00:54,043 --> 00:00:55,510 - DID YOU EVEN SLEEP LAST NIGHT? 21 00:00:55,510 --> 00:00:57,576 - AIN'T NO TIMES FOR SLEEPS. WHAT, WHAT? 22 00:00:57,576 --> 00:01:00,276 - YUP, YUP. A SLEEPIN' PIMP'S A DEAD PIMP. 23 00:01:00,276 --> 00:01:02,776 - OY, IF ONLY SOMEONE HAD TOLD THAT TO YOUR COUSIN DINO, 24 00:01:02,776 --> 00:01:04,276 GOD REST HIS SOUL. 25 00:01:04,276 --> 00:01:06,376 - I KNOW THEY SAY PIMPIN' AIN'T EASY, 26 00:01:06,376 --> 00:01:08,276 BUT THIS LEVEL'S PRETTY EASY. 27 00:01:08,276 --> 00:01:10,176 - YOU BOYS DON'T KNOW NOTHING 'BOUT PIMPING. 28 00:01:10,176 --> 00:01:11,676 LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE. 29 00:01:11,676 --> 00:01:13,510 UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, 30 00:01:13,510 --> 00:01:14,843 B, A, SELECT, START. 31 00:01:14,843 --> 00:01:17,810 NOW YOU GOT A FLEET OF A HUNDRED HOES. 32 00:01:17,810 --> 00:01:19,776 AND I GOT A NEW CELL PHONE. 33 00:01:19,776 --> 00:01:22,110 SUCKER LITTLE WHITE KIDS! 34 00:01:30,243 --> 00:01:32,776 [bell rings] 35 00:01:32,776 --> 00:01:34,110 [pager vibrates] 36 00:01:34,110 --> 00:01:36,543 - WHY'S EVERYONE SO WEIRD ON CHAT ROULETTE? 37 00:01:36,543 --> 00:01:38,476 SOME PEOPLE DON'T EVEN SHOW THEIR NUTS. 38 00:01:38,476 --> 00:01:39,843 - HEY, JEENA. 39 00:01:39,843 --> 00:01:40,943 - I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW. 40 00:01:40,943 --> 00:01:42,710 I GOT 10,000 ACRES ON FARMVILLE TO HARVEST, 41 00:01:42,710 --> 00:01:44,410 CARROTS TO SEED, FORGET-ME-NOTS TO WATER, 42 00:01:44,410 --> 00:01:45,543 COWS TO MILK, GOATS TO BREED, 43 00:01:45,543 --> 00:01:47,110 AND I GOT TO PUT DOWN A HORSE. 44 00:01:47,110 --> 00:01:48,410 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING ALL THAT FOR? 45 00:01:48,410 --> 00:01:49,810 - IT RELAXES ME! 46 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:51,343 - BREATHING IN... 47 00:01:51,343 --> 00:01:53,543 BREATHING OUT. 48 00:01:53,543 --> 00:01:54,843 OH, MY GOD. 49 00:01:54,843 --> 00:01:57,343 I ALMOST FORGOT TO BREATHE. I HAVE TO TWEET THAT. 50 00:01:57,343 --> 00:01:58,510 - OH, THAT'S IT. 51 00:01:58,510 --> 00:02:00,376 I HAVE HAD IT ABOUT UP TO HERE WITH ALL OF YOU. 52 00:02:00,376 --> 00:02:02,810 [groans] OH, YOU GET THE IDEA. 53 00:02:02,810 --> 00:02:04,643 YOU'RE ALL NEGLECTING YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES 54 00:02:04,643 --> 00:02:06,376 BECAUSE OF YOUR CONSTANT SEXTING 55 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:08,276 AND NON-STOP TWITTER TATTING 56 00:02:08,276 --> 00:02:10,176 AND GODDAMN FACE POKING. 57 00:02:10,176 --> 00:02:12,410 - O-M-F-G. ASHTON JUST TWEETED. 58 00:02:12,410 --> 00:02:13,710 HE FORGOT TO BREATHE TOO. 59 00:02:13,710 --> 00:02:15,310 - GIVE ME THAT. 60 00:02:15,310 --> 00:02:18,310 OH. OH, GOD. OH, CAN'T... 61 00:02:18,310 --> 00:02:20,543 OH, OKAY. ALMOST GOT IT. 62 00:02:20,543 --> 00:02:23,276 JUST A LITTLE MORE. OH, GOD! 63 00:02:23,276 --> 00:02:27,976 [alarm beeping] - AAH! SAVE THE ELECTRONICS! 64 00:02:27,976 --> 00:02:32,110 - [groans] OH, [bleep] MY LIFE. 65 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:34,476 - * BUDGET GUTS AND TESTING * 66 00:02:34,476 --> 00:02:36,210 * HAVE RUINED ALL OUR SCHOOLS * 67 00:02:36,210 --> 00:02:38,443 - LET'S HEAR IT FOR PRINCIPAL GURNIEL. 68 00:02:38,443 --> 00:02:39,876 - THANK YOU, VONEETA. 69 00:02:39,876 --> 00:02:42,743 MM, MM. THAT'S A LOVELY SCENT YOU'RE WEARING. 70 00:02:42,743 --> 00:02:44,176 - IT'S TACO SPICE. 71 00:02:44,176 --> 00:02:45,710 - WHY AM I MISSING A SHIFT FOR THIS? 72 00:02:45,710 --> 00:02:46,910 - CHILL, PARENT-HEADS. 73 00:02:46,910 --> 00:02:48,643 WE'VE CALLED THIS EMERGENCY PTA MEETING 74 00:02:48,643 --> 00:02:50,310 BECAUSE YOUR CHILDREN ARE OUT OF CONTROL. 75 00:02:50,310 --> 00:02:52,743 AS YOU CAN PROBABLY TELL FROM MS. TEETS' BANDAGES. 76 00:02:52,743 --> 00:02:54,810 - TO BE FAIR, THIS ONE IS FROM CAGE SEX, 77 00:02:54,810 --> 00:02:57,343 BUT THIS ONE HERE, THIS IS FROM THE CHILDREN. 78 00:02:57,343 --> 00:02:58,810 - SEEMS YOUR LITTLE GROMMETS 79 00:02:58,810 --> 00:03:00,676 ARE HOOKED ON TECHNOLOGY, PEOPLE. 80 00:03:00,676 --> 00:03:03,176 - IT'S TRUE. THE ONLY WAY THAT MY MONDO 81 00:03:03,176 --> 00:03:06,176 GETS ANY EXERCISE IS WHEN I MOVE HIS FEET WHILE HE'S SLEEPING. 82 00:03:06,176 --> 00:03:08,676 - I CAUGHT MY SON CYBER BULLYING ONLINE. 83 00:03:08,676 --> 00:03:10,010 IT'S TERRIBLE. 84 00:03:10,010 --> 00:03:12,443 HOW'S HE EVER GONNA GET ANY HANDS-ON EXPERIENCE? 85 00:03:12,443 --> 00:03:14,410 WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF, HUH? 86 00:03:14,410 --> 00:03:18,110 WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF AT A PTA MEETING? 87 00:03:18,110 --> 00:03:19,443 - SO WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO? 88 00:03:19,443 --> 00:03:20,710 - WELL, LUCKILY THERE'S HOPE. 89 00:03:20,710 --> 00:03:22,676 [eagle shrieks] 90 00:03:22,676 --> 00:03:24,576 - HOWDY. I'M CLAW JONES. 91 00:03:24,576 --> 00:03:27,643 YOU MIGHT RECOGNIZE ME FROM MY SHOW CLAW AND ORDER 92 00:03:27,643 --> 00:03:29,443 ON THE WILDERNESS CHANNEL. 93 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:32,443 [polar bear growls] 94 00:03:32,443 --> 00:03:35,976 - AAH! 95 00:03:35,976 --> 00:03:42,343 [crocodile roars, whimpers] 96 00:03:42,343 --> 00:03:43,810 [sheep bleats] 97 00:03:43,810 --> 00:03:44,910 [eagle shrieks] 98 00:03:44,910 --> 00:03:46,910 NOW THAT I'VE SKULL-BLASTED THE WILD, 99 00:03:46,910 --> 00:03:50,643 I'VE SET MY EYE ON THE MOST DANGEROUS BEAST THERE IS-- 100 00:03:50,643 --> 00:03:51,810 TEENAGERS. 101 00:03:51,810 --> 00:03:54,710 AAH! 102 00:03:54,710 --> 00:03:57,776 REMEMBER WHEN VIRUS PROTECTION WAS A CONDOM, 103 00:03:57,776 --> 00:04:01,710 APPLE WAS A FRUIT, AND A MOUSE WAS A LITTLE BITCH RAT? 104 00:04:01,710 --> 00:04:05,110 WELL, YOUR KIDS DON'T. 105 00:04:05,110 --> 00:04:06,310 ONE WEEK WITH ME, 106 00:04:06,310 --> 00:04:08,410 AND YOUR KIDS WILL LEARN TO BE SELF-SUFFICIENT, 107 00:04:08,410 --> 00:04:11,976 APPRECIATE NATURE, AND CONQUER THEIR GREATEST FEARS. 108 00:04:11,976 --> 00:04:13,610 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, TOMMY? 109 00:04:13,610 --> 00:04:15,576 - [laughs] YOU'RE THE BEST, CLAW. 110 00:04:15,576 --> 00:04:16,843 - SO REMEMBER, 111 00:04:16,843 --> 00:04:19,476 WHEN TECHNOLOGY HAS YOU DUCT-TAPED IN A BASEMENT PRISON, 112 00:04:19,476 --> 00:04:21,910 JUST CLAW YOUR WAY OUT. 113 00:04:21,910 --> 00:04:24,343 [rock music] 114 00:04:24,343 --> 00:04:25,843 - MM, I DON'T KNOW. 115 00:04:25,843 --> 00:04:27,810 - WELL, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEND THEM TO TECH REHAB, 116 00:04:27,810 --> 00:04:29,110 WE COULD JUST SUSPEND THEM. 117 00:04:29,110 --> 00:04:30,543 THEN YOU'LL BE STUCK WITH THEM ALL WEEK. 118 00:04:30,543 --> 00:04:31,543 NO SKIN OFF MY TIT. 119 00:04:31,543 --> 00:04:34,110 - NO, NO. - THEY'RE YOURS. 120 00:04:34,110 --> 00:04:36,743 - TWO DAYS IN THE WILDERNESS? 121 00:04:36,743 --> 00:04:39,410 MOM, I'M SLOW. I'M WEAK. I'M NEEDY. 122 00:04:39,410 --> 00:04:41,743 IN NATURE, I'M WHAT'S KNOWN AS PREY. 123 00:04:41,743 --> 00:04:43,376 - COME ON, MY LITTLE TROOPER. 124 00:04:43,376 --> 00:04:45,376 REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE IN THE SCOUTS? 125 00:04:45,376 --> 00:04:47,576 LOOK AT ALL THOSE BADGES THAT YOU EARNED. 126 00:04:47,576 --> 00:04:49,443 - NO, MA, YOU EARNED THOSE. 127 00:04:49,443 --> 00:04:50,443 [rock music] 128 00:04:50,443 --> 00:04:51,876 [grunts] 129 00:04:51,876 --> 00:04:53,343 - MM. 130 00:04:58,776 --> 00:05:00,310 [dummy buzzes] 131 00:05:00,310 --> 00:05:01,310 - MM. 132 00:05:01,310 --> 00:05:03,943 [dummy beeps] 133 00:05:03,943 --> 00:05:05,443 - [grunts] 134 00:05:05,443 --> 00:05:07,510 - MM. 135 00:05:13,876 --> 00:05:16,476 - SORRY, MOM. THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING. 136 00:05:16,476 --> 00:05:18,110 - OKAY. I'M SURE THAT JEENA 137 00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:20,410 WILL FIND SOMEONE ELSE TO KEEP HER WARM. 138 00:05:20,410 --> 00:05:21,843 - JEENA'S GOING? I'M GOING! 139 00:05:21,843 --> 00:05:24,210 JEENA AND I ARE BOTH GOING, AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME! 140 00:05:24,210 --> 00:05:25,543 - CALM DOWN. 141 00:05:25,543 --> 00:05:27,010 ALL THE KIDS HAVE TO BE AT THE DOCK 142 00:05:27,010 --> 00:05:28,410 FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. 143 00:05:28,410 --> 00:05:30,943 WOW. I WONDER HOW THEY'RE GONNA WRANGLE WADSKA. 144 00:05:30,943 --> 00:05:34,010 - [hisses] 145 00:05:34,010 --> 00:05:35,210 [horn blows] 146 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:37,743 - YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S CLAW JONES. 147 00:05:37,743 --> 00:05:39,643 UGH. NOW BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER, 148 00:05:39,643 --> 00:05:40,943 I'M GONNA NEED EVERYBODY 149 00:05:40,943 --> 00:05:43,943 TO DROP ANY AND ALL "ELECTRONICALS" INTO THIS SACK. 150 00:05:43,943 --> 00:05:45,343 [all groan] 151 00:05:45,343 --> 00:05:48,310 [cell phone ringing] 152 00:05:48,310 --> 00:05:50,443 - YOU WANT TO PLAY HARDBALL? 153 00:05:50,443 --> 00:05:53,910 TAYLOR LAUTNER. 154 00:05:53,910 --> 00:05:56,110 THANK YOU. EVERYBODY ON THE BOAT. 155 00:05:56,110 --> 00:05:57,243 - MISS YOU. - HAVE A GOOD TIME. 156 00:05:57,243 --> 00:05:59,110 - HAVE FUN, KIDS. - HAVE FUN. 157 00:05:59,110 --> 00:06:00,476 - HMM. NOW WHAT? 158 00:06:00,476 --> 00:06:01,876 - I DON'T KNOW. 159 00:06:01,876 --> 00:06:04,843 IT'S BEEN YEARS SINCE WE'VE HAD A FREE WEEKEND. 160 00:06:04,843 --> 00:06:07,110 - HOW ABOUT EVERYONE COME OVER TO MY PLACE 161 00:06:07,110 --> 00:06:09,510 FOR SOME FINGER FOODS AND INTELLIGENT CONVERSATION? 162 00:06:09,510 --> 00:06:11,443 - COUNT ME IN. - FINGER FOODS. 163 00:06:11,443 --> 00:06:14,010 - SOUNDS GREAT. - I'LL PROVIDE THE TUNES. 164 00:06:14,010 --> 00:06:15,276 - NOPE. TUNES ARE BROKE. 165 00:06:18,876 --> 00:06:20,810 - OH, I LIKE YOUR JACKET. 166 00:06:20,810 --> 00:06:22,776 - OH, YEAH? ARE YOU GONNA STEAL IT FROM ME 167 00:06:22,776 --> 00:06:23,776 LIKE YOU DID TURK? 168 00:06:23,776 --> 00:06:25,276 - EXCUSE ME? 169 00:06:25,276 --> 00:06:28,676 - LADIES, LADIES, PLEASE, CONTINUE FIGHTING OVER ME. 170 00:06:28,676 --> 00:06:30,176 - TURK SHOWS HIS SACK ON THE INTERNET, 171 00:06:30,176 --> 00:06:31,743 AND HE GETS A CAMPING WEEKEND WITH JEENA. 172 00:06:31,743 --> 00:06:33,776 I HAVE ONE NUT SLIP OUT OF MY SWIMSUIT, 173 00:06:33,776 --> 00:06:35,310 AND I GET BANNED FROM THE PUBLIC POOL. 174 00:06:35,310 --> 00:06:36,676 TELL ME HOW THAT'S FAIR! 175 00:06:36,676 --> 00:06:39,310 - I'M JUST WONDERING WHAT OUR VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS 176 00:06:39,310 --> 00:06:40,776 ARE DOING RIGHT NOW. 177 00:06:40,776 --> 00:06:42,810 - PSST. HEY, YOU AWAKE? 178 00:06:42,810 --> 00:06:44,110 - NOW I AM. 179 00:06:44,110 --> 00:06:45,910 - YOU EVER FEEL LIKE EVERYTHING WE DO 180 00:06:45,910 --> 00:06:48,010 IS CONTROLLED BY SOME GREATER FORCE, 181 00:06:48,010 --> 00:06:50,476 LIKE WE'RE SOME SORT OF COSMIC PUPPETS? 182 00:06:50,476 --> 00:06:52,243 - YOU THINK TOO MUCH. NOW HUSH UP. 183 00:06:52,243 --> 00:06:55,676 YOU'RE GONNA WAKE THE HOES. [women snoring] 184 00:06:55,676 --> 00:06:57,110 - I'M SURE THEY'RE FINE. 185 00:06:57,110 --> 00:06:59,143 I'M MORE WORRIED ABOUT GETTING THROUGH THIS WEEKEND. 186 00:06:59,143 --> 00:07:00,743 - YOUR APPREHENSION IS WELL-FOUNDED. 187 00:07:00,743 --> 00:07:03,543 YOU DON'T THINK WE'RE GOING ON SOME NATURE HIKE, DO YOU? 188 00:07:03,543 --> 00:07:05,410 - UH-HUH. - MANIACAL LAUGHTER! 189 00:07:05,410 --> 00:07:07,643 WE'RE HERE TO BE HUNTED FOR SPORT 190 00:07:07,643 --> 00:07:10,143 BY SOME BLOOD-THIRSTY BILLIONAIRE. 191 00:07:10,143 --> 00:07:13,510 WE'LL BE LUCKY TO MAKE IT THROUGH THE NIGHT ALIVE! 192 00:07:13,510 --> 00:07:14,443 [laughs] 193 00:07:14,443 --> 00:07:15,476 OMINOUS CACKLE! 194 00:07:15,476 --> 00:07:17,243 FOLLOWED BY SHIFTY EYE MOVEMENTS. 195 00:07:17,243 --> 00:07:21,210 - BEHOLD. CACHONDO ISLAND. 196 00:07:21,210 --> 00:07:23,810 - YEAH, THAT'S NOT SCARY AT ALL. 197 00:07:23,810 --> 00:07:25,576 - ISN'T THIS NICE? 198 00:07:25,576 --> 00:07:27,443 JUST US GROWN-UPS SITTING AROUND, 199 00:07:27,443 --> 00:07:29,676 HAVING A CIVILIZED EVENING FOR ONCE? 200 00:07:29,676 --> 00:07:32,810 - YEAH. AND THIS BAKED BRIE IS THE TITS. 201 00:07:32,810 --> 00:07:33,843 - THANKS, BRETT. 202 00:07:33,843 --> 00:07:35,343 ALL RIGHT, RULE NUMBER ONE, 203 00:07:35,343 --> 00:07:39,643 WE CANNOT TALK ABOUT OUR KIDS. 204 00:07:39,643 --> 00:07:44,010 - YOU KNOW, I ONCE BIT RIGHT THROUGH A PINEAPPLE. 205 00:07:44,010 --> 00:07:45,676 - COME ON, PEOPLE. THIS SHOULDN'T BE HARD. 206 00:07:45,676 --> 00:07:46,843 I MEAN, WHAT DID WE DO FOR FUN 207 00:07:46,843 --> 00:07:48,276 BEFORE THE KIDS CAME ALONG? 208 00:07:48,276 --> 00:07:51,110 - ALL RIGHT, YOU BREEDERS. WHO WANTS A DRINK? 209 00:07:51,110 --> 00:07:52,176 - THANK GOD. - OH, COME TO MAMA. 210 00:07:52,176 --> 00:07:53,176 - YOU'RE A SAVIOR. 211 00:07:53,176 --> 00:07:54,843 - NOW LISTEN UP, TECH TWEAKERS. 212 00:07:54,843 --> 00:07:57,743 UGH. I'M GONNA DROP SOME SURVIVAL LOADS ON YOU. 213 00:07:57,743 --> 00:08:00,110 MOTHER NATURE'S LIKE ANY OTHER WOMAN. 214 00:08:00,110 --> 00:08:02,476 SHE SMELLS NICE, SHE'S PRETTY, AND SHE'LL LET YOU TOUCH HER, 215 00:08:02,476 --> 00:08:05,110 BUT THEN WITHOUT WARNING SHE'LL TURN INTO A REAL BITCH. 216 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:06,743 SO IT'S ESSENTIAL THAT YOU CARRY 217 00:08:06,743 --> 00:08:08,410 A SUFFICIENT AMOUNT OF FRESH WATER ON YOU, 218 00:08:08,410 --> 00:08:10,110 OR SHE WILL SUCK YOU DRY. 219 00:08:10,110 --> 00:08:12,110 AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY. 220 00:08:12,110 --> 00:08:15,943 - AH, TRUE, BUT WHY LUG AROUND A CANTEEN LIKE A SAP 221 00:08:15,943 --> 00:08:19,143 WHEN OUR BODIES ALREADY CONTAIN NATURE'S CANTEEN? 222 00:08:19,143 --> 00:08:21,110 THE BLADDER! WITNESS. 223 00:08:21,110 --> 00:08:25,376 I HAVE HER A CUP OF MY OWN PERFECTLY DRINKABLE URINE. 224 00:08:25,376 --> 00:08:28,110 UGH! IT'S GONE COLD. 225 00:08:28,110 --> 00:08:29,843 - DUDE, I FEEL REALLY WEIRD. 226 00:08:29,843 --> 00:08:31,176 I'M LOSING THUMB SPEED. 227 00:08:31,176 --> 00:08:32,710 I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN LAST. 228 00:08:32,710 --> 00:08:34,410 - YOU'RE JUST GOING THROUGH WITHDRAWAL. 229 00:08:34,410 --> 00:08:36,110 WE ALL ARE. LOOK. 230 00:08:36,110 --> 00:08:37,510 - UGH. [bird chirping] 231 00:08:37,510 --> 00:08:38,910 WHAT IS THAT RINGTONE? 232 00:08:38,910 --> 00:08:40,410 - THAT'S A BIRD. 233 00:08:40,410 --> 00:08:42,243 - CAN WE PUT IT ON VIBRATE? 234 00:08:42,243 --> 00:08:46,110 - HEY, GUYS, CHECK OUT THESE BERRIES I FOUND. 235 00:08:46,110 --> 00:08:47,310 OH, DAMN IT. 236 00:08:47,310 --> 00:08:50,176 IT'S JUST NOT AS SATISFYING IN REAL LIFE. 237 00:08:50,176 --> 00:08:51,710 - OH, I MISS MY FARM. 238 00:08:51,710 --> 00:08:53,110 - HEY, GOOD FIND, JEENA. 239 00:08:53,110 --> 00:08:55,243 THIS DEAD ANIMAL HERE IS A BEAUTIFUL PART OF NATURE 240 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:56,476 AND THE CYCLE OF LIFE. 241 00:08:56,476 --> 00:08:58,376 WE MUST TREAT EVERY ANIMAL IN THE WILD 242 00:08:58,376 --> 00:09:00,343 WITH LOVE AND RESPECT. 243 00:09:00,343 --> 00:09:02,576 [grunts] 244 00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:05,710 THIS BOAR-SKIN COAT WILL KEEP ME WARM AND CAMOUFLAGED. 245 00:09:05,710 --> 00:09:08,476 IT'S AN INVALUABLE FIND-- 246 00:09:08,476 --> 00:09:09,843 NOBODY PANIC. 247 00:09:09,843 --> 00:09:12,010 THIS IS THEIR MATING SEASON. IT'S COMPLETELY NATURAL. 248 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:17,943 AND--OH! THAT ONE GOT ME. 249 00:09:17,943 --> 00:09:20,443 - AH...AH... OH. 250 00:09:20,443 --> 00:09:22,776 - OH. HERE YOU GO, MONDO. 251 00:09:22,776 --> 00:09:24,176 - LOOK AT THAT LITTLE STICK. 252 00:09:24,176 --> 00:09:27,110 THE MARSHMALLOW'S ALL LIKE, "IS IT IN YET?" 253 00:09:27,110 --> 00:09:28,610 [laughs] 254 00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:30,110 - ALL RIGHT, GATHER 'ROUND 255 00:09:30,110 --> 00:09:32,876 WHILE I FORCIBLY INSERT SOME KNOWLEDGE INTO YOUR "BRAIN-US." 256 00:09:32,876 --> 00:09:35,410 I TOO AM A RECOVERING TECH ADDICT. 257 00:09:35,410 --> 00:09:38,343 UNABLE TO ESCAPE THE CONSTANT STREAM OF PORNOGRAPHY, 258 00:09:38,343 --> 00:09:39,876 I ABUSED MY BODY, 259 00:09:39,876 --> 00:09:41,743 CAUSING PERMANENT DAMAGE TO MY HAND, 260 00:09:41,743 --> 00:09:44,410 WHICH IS WHERE I GOT THE NICKNAME CLAW. 261 00:09:44,410 --> 00:09:46,643 SINCE OVERCOMING THAT, 262 00:09:46,643 --> 00:09:48,476 I'VE DEDICATED MY LIFE TO NATURE. 263 00:09:48,476 --> 00:09:50,310 I'VE SPENT MONTHS IN RAINFORESTS, 264 00:09:50,310 --> 00:09:51,543 I PUNCHED A BEAR IN THE FACE, 265 00:09:51,543 --> 00:09:53,543 AND I HAD SEX WITH A MOUNTAIN. 266 00:09:53,543 --> 00:09:55,310 - HOW DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH A MOUNTAIN? 267 00:09:55,310 --> 00:09:56,743 - DOGGY-STYLE. 268 00:09:56,743 --> 00:09:58,543 POINT IS, YOU GOT TO TAKE CHARGE OF YOUR LIFE 269 00:09:58,543 --> 00:10:01,443 AND START DOING COOL-ASS STUFF ON YOUR OWN, LIKE ME. 270 00:10:01,443 --> 00:10:03,843 NOW LET'S CHOCO-LIFY THOSE S'MORES. 271 00:10:03,843 --> 00:10:05,543 [neck cracks] 272 00:10:05,543 --> 00:10:08,143 [all gasp] 273 00:10:08,143 --> 00:10:10,576 - SPOILER ALERT. HE'S DEAD. 274 00:10:13,676 --> 00:10:14,710 - ARE WE SURE HE'S DEAD? 275 00:10:14,710 --> 00:10:17,843 - HOLD ON. LET ME CHECK. 276 00:10:17,843 --> 00:10:18,943 YEP. HE'S DEAD. 277 00:10:18,943 --> 00:10:20,076 - SO WHAT SHOULD WE DO? 278 00:10:20,076 --> 00:10:21,643 - WE SHOULD EAT HIM FOR ENERGY! 279 00:10:21,643 --> 00:10:24,510 - WADSKA, YOU'VE BEEN SAYING THAT SINCE THE BOAT RIDE. 280 00:10:24,510 --> 00:10:26,443 - CLAW SAID WE SHOULD TREAT EVERYTHING IN THE WILD 281 00:10:26,443 --> 00:10:27,776 WITH LOVE AND RESPECT. 282 00:10:27,776 --> 00:10:30,743 WE NEED TO HONOR HIS BODY WITH A PROPER BURIAL. 283 00:10:30,743 --> 00:10:32,776 - MONDO'S RIGHT. - EW. 284 00:10:37,343 --> 00:10:38,343 WHAT? 285 00:10:38,343 --> 00:10:40,376 HE WAS BEING ALL DEAD AND GROSS. 286 00:10:40,376 --> 00:10:42,276 [cell phone ringing] PRETTY BIRD. 287 00:10:42,276 --> 00:10:44,710 - NO, THAT ONE'S ACTUALLY A PHONE. 288 00:10:44,710 --> 00:10:46,210 WHERE'S IT COMING FROM? 289 00:10:46,210 --> 00:10:49,843 [cell phone ringing] 290 00:10:49,843 --> 00:10:51,810 - FALLS! 291 00:10:51,810 --> 00:10:53,376 OKAY, NO REASON TO PANIC. 292 00:10:53,376 --> 00:10:55,410 LET'S JUST GET BACK TO OUR FIRE. 293 00:10:55,410 --> 00:10:57,243 THAT'LL KEEP US WARM FOR THE NIGHT. 294 00:10:57,243 --> 00:10:59,276 [thunder booms] 295 00:10:59,276 --> 00:11:00,710 STILL NO REASON TO PANIC. 296 00:11:00,710 --> 00:11:03,576 AS LONG AS WE DON'T GET SEPARATED. 297 00:11:03,576 --> 00:11:06,110 OKAY, EVERYBODY PANIC. 298 00:11:06,110 --> 00:11:08,110 - OH, MY GOD! 299 00:11:08,110 --> 00:11:10,676 - AAH! 300 00:11:10,676 --> 00:11:11,776 - UGH. 301 00:11:11,776 --> 00:11:14,676 HELLO? IS ANYONE THERE? 302 00:11:14,676 --> 00:11:16,943 OH, NO. I'M ALONE. 303 00:11:16,943 --> 00:11:19,276 THIS IS THE WORST THING POSSIBLE. 304 00:11:19,276 --> 00:11:21,943 [both groan] 305 00:11:21,943 --> 00:11:24,110 [bleep] MY LIFE. 306 00:11:24,110 --> 00:11:25,510 - SEE? ISN'T THIS NICE? 307 00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:27,710 I MEAN, WHY CAN'T OUR KIDS DO THIS? 308 00:11:27,710 --> 00:11:29,643 HANGING OUT FACE TO FACE. 309 00:11:29,643 --> 00:11:32,910 - YEAH, THIS IS THE REAL SOCIAL NETWORK. 310 00:11:32,910 --> 00:11:34,576 AND WHAT'S WITH THIS TWITTER? 311 00:11:34,576 --> 00:11:36,676 TELLING PEOPLE WHAT YOU THINK ALL THE TIME? 312 00:11:36,676 --> 00:11:39,376 I MEAN, WE USED TO DO THAT. IT WAS CALLED BEING AN A-HOLE. 313 00:11:39,376 --> 00:11:42,243 - REMEMBER THIS JAM? [pop music plays] 314 00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:43,710 - THINK WE CAN STILL KICK IT? 315 00:11:43,710 --> 00:11:45,476 - YES, WE CAN. 316 00:11:45,476 --> 00:11:46,443 CHECK IT OUT. 317 00:11:46,443 --> 00:11:49,110 HOO. HA. 318 00:11:49,110 --> 00:11:51,010 - WHO WANTS BODY SHOTS, Y'ALL? 319 00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:53,943 OOH, GET UP IN THIS, GURNIEL. 320 00:11:53,943 --> 00:11:56,576 - STAND VERY STILL. 321 00:11:56,576 --> 00:11:57,676 - WHAT? WHY? 322 00:11:57,676 --> 00:11:59,810 - HI-YAH! 323 00:11:59,810 --> 00:12:02,110 - THANKS, BRO. THAT WAS CLOSE. 324 00:12:02,110 --> 00:12:03,743 YOU REALLY KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING OUT HERE. 325 00:12:03,743 --> 00:12:05,110 - OF COURSE I DO. 326 00:12:05,110 --> 00:12:07,710 WHILE YOU'RE OUT THERE ENJOYING THE SURF AND THE SAND, 327 00:12:07,710 --> 00:12:10,443 I SPEND EVERY WAKING MINUTE ON THE INTERNET 328 00:12:10,443 --> 00:12:12,376 PREPARING FOR THE APOCALYPSE! 329 00:12:12,376 --> 00:12:14,110 OR COLLEGE. WHICHEVER COMES FIRST. 330 00:12:14,110 --> 00:12:15,543 BESIDES, IT'D BE A SHAME 331 00:12:15,543 --> 00:12:17,443 TO LET AN APPETIZER RUIN AN ENTREE. 332 00:12:17,443 --> 00:12:18,443 [hisses] 333 00:12:18,443 --> 00:12:19,910 - WHAT? - ONWARD. 334 00:12:19,910 --> 00:12:22,176 - OH, GOD. I HOPE EVERYONE ELSE IS OKAY. 335 00:12:22,176 --> 00:12:23,376 - OH, YEAH? 336 00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:25,276 YOU WORRIED ABOUT YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE TURK? 337 00:12:25,276 --> 00:12:27,376 - WILL YOU DROP IT ABOUT TURK ALREADY? 338 00:12:27,376 --> 00:12:30,243 YOU GUYS WERE ALREADY BROKEN UP WHEN WE STARTED GOING OUT. 339 00:12:30,243 --> 00:12:31,776 - NO, WE WERE JUST ON A BREAK 340 00:12:31,776 --> 00:12:33,310 WHILE I TRIED TO DATE SOMEBODY BETTER. 341 00:12:33,310 --> 00:12:36,310 - MILAN, YOU HAVE TO BE THE MOST SELFISH PERSON I'VE EVER MET. 342 00:12:36,310 --> 00:12:38,843 - SELFISH? "HI, MY NAME'S JEENA. 343 00:12:38,843 --> 00:12:40,943 "I LIKE TO HUG ENERGY AND RECYCLE WHALES. 344 00:12:40,943 --> 00:12:42,576 PLEASE TELL ME HOW GREAT I AM." 345 00:12:42,576 --> 00:12:44,210 YEAH, THAT'S NOT SELFISH. 346 00:12:44,210 --> 00:12:47,610 - OH, YEAH? HOW ABOUT THE TIME YOU CANCELLED THE AIDS WALK 347 00:12:47,610 --> 00:12:50,876 BECAUSE THE RED RIBBON CLASHED WITH YOUR SHOES? 348 00:12:50,876 --> 00:12:54,410 [animal grunting, snorting] 349 00:12:54,410 --> 00:12:57,743 - [grunts] 350 00:12:57,743 --> 00:13:00,110 ALL RIGHT, TURK, WILL YOU GIVE ME A BOOST PLEASE? 351 00:13:00,110 --> 00:13:02,010 - SURE. 352 00:13:02,010 --> 00:13:04,843 [laughs] YOU FALL SO FUNNY. 353 00:13:04,843 --> 00:13:06,276 CAN WE DO IT AGAIN? 354 00:13:06,276 --> 00:13:09,343 - YOU KNOW WHAT? IN SCHOOL I HAVE TO PUT UP WITH YOUR CRAP, 355 00:13:09,343 --> 00:13:10,776 BUT NOT OUT HERE. 356 00:13:10,776 --> 00:13:12,276 I'M GOING OUT ON MY OWN. 357 00:13:12,276 --> 00:13:13,910 - [quietly] PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME. 358 00:13:13,910 --> 00:13:14,910 - WHAT? 359 00:13:14,910 --> 00:13:16,510 - NOTHING. KEEP WALKING, FATTY. 360 00:13:16,510 --> 00:13:17,510 - FINE. 361 00:13:17,510 --> 00:13:19,110 - [quietly] WAIT. I NEED YOU. 362 00:13:19,110 --> 00:13:21,543 - WHOA. WHAT? DID YOU JUST SAY YOU NEED ME? 363 00:13:21,543 --> 00:13:25,610 - YEAH. FOR PUMMELING YOUR STUPID FACE IN. 364 00:13:25,610 --> 00:13:28,443 [quietly] HELP ME. 365 00:13:28,443 --> 00:13:31,710 OKAY, I--I ADMIT IT. I'M--I'M SCARED. 366 00:13:31,710 --> 00:13:34,810 - SCARED? 367 00:13:34,810 --> 00:13:36,643 SO WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF? 368 00:13:36,643 --> 00:13:39,910 - TONS OF THINGS. THE DARK. BEING ALONE. 369 00:13:39,910 --> 00:13:43,310 MIXING UP TWO BLACK GUYS AND CALLING ONE BY THE WRONG NAME, 370 00:13:43,310 --> 00:13:45,143 AND EVERYBODY THINKS THAT I THINK 371 00:13:45,143 --> 00:13:46,610 THAT ALL BLACK GUYS LOOK THE SAME, 372 00:13:46,610 --> 00:13:48,843 WHEN IN REALITY THEY WERE JUST WEARING THE SAME T-SHIRT 373 00:13:48,843 --> 00:13:50,110 AND THEY HAVE THE SAME HAIRCUT, 374 00:13:50,110 --> 00:13:51,943 AND NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY TO EXPLAIN IT, 375 00:13:51,943 --> 00:13:53,643 I CAN'T, AND THEN THE NEXT THING I KNOW I'M-- 376 00:13:53,643 --> 00:13:55,876 - TURK! TURK! CALM DOWN. 377 00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:57,743 I WON'T LEAVE YOU. 378 00:13:57,743 --> 00:13:59,410 - UGH. THANKS, BRO. 379 00:13:59,410 --> 00:14:01,110 - BUT YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME. 380 00:14:01,110 --> 00:14:03,176 AND STOP CALLING ME FAT AND GAY. 381 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,510 - [sighs] FINE. 382 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:05,710 I'LL STOP CALLING YOU FAT. 383 00:14:09,210 --> 00:14:11,210 [Naughty By Nature's O.P.P. playing] 384 00:14:11,210 --> 00:14:13,110 * * 385 00:14:13,110 --> 00:14:15,443 - BAYONNE BEES! FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT! 386 00:14:15,443 --> 00:14:17,776 GO, BEES! 387 00:14:17,776 --> 00:14:19,876 - BEES? MORE LIKE Ds. 388 00:14:19,876 --> 00:14:23,576 - THAT WAS MY YEARBOOK QUOTE. 389 00:14:23,576 --> 00:14:25,010 - NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 390 00:14:25,010 --> 00:14:27,110 I'LL BE COLLECTING EVERYONE'S LITTLE CAR KEYS. 391 00:14:27,110 --> 00:14:29,343 - OH, VONEETA, THAT'S VERY RESPONSIBLE. 392 00:14:29,343 --> 00:14:31,810 - NO, I'M TRYING TO JUMPSTART THIS ORGY. 393 00:14:31,810 --> 00:14:34,176 - GUYS, GUYS! SHH! GUYS. 394 00:14:34,176 --> 00:14:36,210 I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A SECRET. 395 00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:38,710 I LOVE TEETS! 396 00:14:38,710 --> 00:14:40,910 BUT I CAN'T GIVE HER BABIES. 397 00:14:40,910 --> 00:14:42,910 I GOT NO SWIMMERS. 398 00:14:45,543 --> 00:14:48,576 I GOT TO GO. IT STINKS OVER HERE. 399 00:14:48,576 --> 00:14:50,343 - UH, I DON'T KNOW. 400 00:14:50,343 --> 00:14:52,310 - WOODIE, WE'RE IN THE WOODS. 401 00:14:52,310 --> 00:14:54,310 WE NEED TO EAT TO SURVIVE, 402 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,243 AND, IF IT HELPS, IT'S A DELICACY IN CAMBODIA. 403 00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:58,343 - OKAY. I TRUST YOU, WADSKA. 404 00:15:02,210 --> 00:15:03,210 HERE'S YOUR HALF. 405 00:15:03,210 --> 00:15:04,210 - OH, I'LL PASS. 406 00:15:04,210 --> 00:15:06,176 I'VE GOT A GRANOLA BAR. 407 00:15:06,176 --> 00:15:08,943 [snake hisses] - OW! SON OF A BITCH! 408 00:15:08,943 --> 00:15:10,376 - WHAT? TOO MANY RAISINS? 409 00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:12,843 - YES. BUT I WAS ALSO JUST BITTEN BY A SNAKE. 410 00:15:12,843 --> 00:15:14,910 - OH, MY GOD! ARE YOU OKAY? 411 00:15:14,910 --> 00:15:17,476 - I WILL BE. I JUST NEED A LITTLE FAVOR. 412 00:15:17,476 --> 00:15:20,010 CAN YOU PLEASE SUCK THE WOUND? 413 00:15:20,010 --> 00:15:21,810 ON MY THIGH. 414 00:15:21,810 --> 00:15:22,910 - PASS. 415 00:15:22,910 --> 00:15:25,110 - WOODIE, NEED I REMIND YOU 416 00:15:25,110 --> 00:15:28,810 THAT I SAVED YOU FROM A DEADLY AND DELICIOUS TARANTULA? 417 00:15:28,810 --> 00:15:32,876 YOU NEEDED ME. NOW I NEED YOU. 418 00:15:32,876 --> 00:15:35,010 - OKAY. I'LL DO IT. 419 00:15:35,010 --> 00:15:39,110 JUST DON'T MAKE IT WEIRD. 420 00:15:39,110 --> 00:15:41,276 GET YOUR HAND OFF MY HEAD. 421 00:15:41,276 --> 00:15:44,410 [animal growls] 422 00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:45,410 - AAH! 423 00:15:45,410 --> 00:15:46,910 - [scoffs] OF COURSE. 424 00:15:46,910 --> 00:15:49,743 TURK CHOOSES YOU. THE GIANT PIG CHOOSES YOU. 425 00:15:49,743 --> 00:15:50,976 EVERYBODY LOVES JEENA. 426 00:15:50,976 --> 00:15:53,110 - AAH! HE'S GONNA KILL ME. 427 00:15:53,110 --> 00:15:56,176 - UH, I DON'T THINK HE'S INTERESTED IN KILLING. 428 00:15:56,176 --> 00:15:58,210 IT'S, LIKE, MATING SEASON. 429 00:15:58,210 --> 00:16:02,010 - MILAN. - UGH! FINE. 430 00:16:02,010 --> 00:16:04,443 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 431 00:16:04,443 --> 00:16:07,510 OH. YOU'RE GOOD AT THAT. 432 00:16:07,510 --> 00:16:10,776 - I'VE HAD A LOT OF PRACTICE. 433 00:16:10,776 --> 00:16:12,176 I HAD A POT-BELLIED PIG 434 00:16:12,176 --> 00:16:14,310 WHEN IT WAS, LIKE, COOL TO HAVE THEM. 435 00:16:14,310 --> 00:16:17,110 IT RAN AWAY, OR WE ATE IT, OR...I DON'T KNOW. 436 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:18,110 - THANKS, MILAN. 437 00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:20,510 THAT WAS VERY SELFLESS OF YOU. 438 00:16:20,510 --> 00:16:23,276 - NO BIG DEAL. LIKE MY MOM ALWAYS SAYS, 439 00:16:23,276 --> 00:16:25,943 THE EASIEST WAY TO DEAL WITH UNWANTED HORNINESS 440 00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:27,143 IS TO RUB IT UNTIL IT GOES AWAY. 441 00:16:27,143 --> 00:16:28,910 [laughter] 442 00:16:28,910 --> 00:16:31,010 - AH, BALLS! 443 00:16:31,010 --> 00:16:33,543 THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! WE'RE GONNA FREEZE! 444 00:16:33,543 --> 00:16:34,743 - DUDE, IT'S COOL. 445 00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:36,876 YOU KNOW, WE CAN JUST SLEEP NEXT TO EACH OTHER 446 00:16:36,876 --> 00:16:38,143 FOR BODY WARMTH. 447 00:16:38,143 --> 00:16:41,143 - THAT'S ACTUALLY A SMART IDEA. 448 00:16:42,610 --> 00:16:45,510 - MONDO, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN? 449 00:16:45,510 --> 00:16:49,243 - NO. WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME THAT? 450 00:17:06,343 --> 00:17:07,876 [horn blows] 451 00:17:07,876 --> 00:17:09,843 TURK, IT'S A BOAT. 452 00:17:09,843 --> 00:17:11,976 I NEED TO START A SIGNAL FIRE. 453 00:17:11,976 --> 00:17:15,443 [grunts] I CAN'T DO IT! 454 00:17:15,443 --> 00:17:17,176 - COME ON, GRUNDLE GOBBLER! 455 00:17:17,176 --> 00:17:19,743 SORRY. FORGOT. I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO INSULT YOU. 456 00:17:19,743 --> 00:17:21,976 - NO, YOUR INSULTS ARE HELPING. 457 00:17:21,976 --> 00:17:23,876 YOU'RE LIKE A DRILL SERGEANT. 458 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,310 OR AN ABUSIVE DAD THAT I'M DESPERATE TO PROVE WRONG. 459 00:17:26,310 --> 00:17:27,476 KEEP 'EM COMING. 460 00:17:27,476 --> 00:17:29,743 - NOW IT'S TURK'S TIME TO SHINE. 461 00:17:29,743 --> 00:17:32,110 YOU LOOK LIKE AN ABORTED OOMPA LOOMPA. 462 00:17:32,110 --> 00:17:33,643 YOU'RE GONNA GET DIABETES. 463 00:17:33,643 --> 00:17:35,676 YOUR FAT HUSBAND WILL DIVORCE YOU. 464 00:17:35,676 --> 00:17:37,476 YOU'RE GONNA GET INTO AN IVY LEAGUE SCHOOL 465 00:17:37,476 --> 00:17:40,810 WHERE THE GIRLS ARE INTELLIGENT AND ONLY MARGINALLY ATTRACTIVE. 466 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:43,143 - NEVER! 467 00:17:45,576 --> 00:17:49,676 - WHOA. YOU DID IT. I LOVE YOU, MAN. 468 00:17:49,676 --> 00:17:51,443 - OKAY, TURK. 469 00:17:51,443 --> 00:17:54,143 HUG'S-- HUG'S KIND OF DONE NOW. 470 00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:57,910 - HEY, YOU. 471 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,476 - [gasps] LET'S GO! 472 00:17:59,476 --> 00:18:00,643 FOLLOW THAT SMOKE! 473 00:18:00,643 --> 00:18:02,810 UGH! 474 00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:06,943 - TYPICAL. THEY'RE ALL PIGS. 475 00:18:06,943 --> 00:18:09,376 JEENA, LOOK! 476 00:18:10,743 --> 00:18:11,943 - WHAT HAPPENED? 477 00:18:11,943 --> 00:18:14,110 - WADSKA GOT BIT BY A POISONOUS SNAKE. 478 00:18:14,110 --> 00:18:16,310 - BUT WOODIE WENT DOWN ON ME. 479 00:18:16,310 --> 00:18:18,443 LET ME FINISH. TO SUCK! 480 00:18:18,443 --> 00:18:21,276 STILL TALKING. OUT THE POISON! 481 00:18:21,276 --> 00:18:23,676 HOORAY FOR WOODIE! 482 00:18:23,676 --> 00:18:25,143 - LOOK. THE BOAT. 483 00:18:25,143 --> 00:18:27,976 [horn blows, all cheer] 484 00:18:27,976 --> 00:18:29,376 - HANG ON, EVERYBODY. 485 00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:33,243 WE SHOULD ALL ACKNOWLEDGE THE PERSON WHO MADE THIS FIRE. 486 00:18:33,243 --> 00:18:37,243 ME! TURK! TURK! TURK! 487 00:18:37,243 --> 00:18:38,610 - THANKS, MONDO. 488 00:18:38,610 --> 00:18:40,843 AND THE NEXT TIME I GET STRANDED IN THE WOODS, 489 00:18:40,843 --> 00:18:42,276 I HOPE IT'S WITH YOU. 490 00:18:42,276 --> 00:18:43,410 [boar roars] 491 00:18:43,410 --> 00:18:47,143 - OH, MY GOD! 492 00:18:47,143 --> 00:18:49,376 - WAIT! 493 00:18:53,476 --> 00:18:56,210 - OOH! A TRUFFLE. THESE ARE EXPENSIVE. 494 00:18:56,210 --> 00:18:59,810 WHAT? I EARNED IT. 495 00:18:59,810 --> 00:19:02,110 - [yawns] 496 00:19:05,810 --> 00:19:07,676 - UGH. IS THIS WHAT WE DID IN HIGH SCHOOL? 497 00:19:07,676 --> 00:19:09,310 WHAT WERE WE THINKING? 498 00:19:09,310 --> 00:19:12,243 OH, CRAP. WE GOT TO GO PICK UP OUR KIDS. 499 00:19:12,243 --> 00:19:14,743 VONEETA, SOMEONE DREW ALL OVER YOUR FACE. 500 00:19:14,743 --> 00:19:16,710 - ARE THEY SWEET WIENERS? - UH-HUH. 501 00:19:16,710 --> 00:19:19,443 - YEAH, I DID THOSE. 502 00:19:19,443 --> 00:19:22,376 - UH, AREN'T YOU GONNA ASK US WHAT HAPPENED TO CLAW? 503 00:19:22,376 --> 00:19:24,310 - [claps] - HOLY [bleep]. 504 00:19:24,310 --> 00:19:26,910 - THAT'S RIGHT. IT'S ME, CLAW JONES. 505 00:19:26,910 --> 00:19:28,543 BACK FROM THE NEVER DEAD. 506 00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:30,710 NOW, USUALLY AFTER I FAKE MY OWN DEMISE, 507 00:19:30,710 --> 00:19:32,876 I JUST HIDE IN THE WOODS TILL THE BOAT SHOWS UP 508 00:19:32,876 --> 00:19:35,276 SO YOU GUYS CAN POP YOUR NATURE CHERRIES ON YOUR OWN. 509 00:19:35,276 --> 00:19:36,876 BEING KICKED DOWN A MOUNTAINSIDE 510 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:38,743 INTO A RIVER AND OVER A WATERFALL WAS, 511 00:19:38,743 --> 00:19:41,110 AS THEY SOMETIMES SAY, A CURVEBALL. 512 00:19:41,110 --> 00:19:42,876 - DUDE, IS THAT YOUR FEMUR? 513 00:19:42,876 --> 00:19:44,710 - YES. YES, IT IS MY FEMUR. 514 00:19:44,710 --> 00:19:46,243 I'M GONNA PASS OUT NOW, 515 00:19:46,243 --> 00:19:47,876 BUT BEFORE I DO... 516 00:19:47,876 --> 00:19:49,976 I'M PROUD OF YOU CHILDREN. 517 00:19:52,676 --> 00:19:56,176 - OH, I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU, MY LITTLE TECH MUFFIN. 518 00:19:56,176 --> 00:19:57,543 DID YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME? 519 00:19:57,543 --> 00:20:00,143 - MOM, I FINALLY LIT A FIRE ALL BY MYSELF. 520 00:20:00,143 --> 00:20:01,810 - I KNEW YOU HAD IT IN YOU. 521 00:20:01,810 --> 00:20:05,710 AND, LOOK, I BOUGHT YOU THAT NEW GAME SYSTEM THAT YOU WANTED. 522 00:20:05,710 --> 00:20:08,276 - BUT I THOUGHT YOU WANTED US TO STOP USING THIS STUFF. 523 00:20:08,276 --> 00:20:10,076 - WELL, YOU KNOW, WHILE YOU WERE GONE, 524 00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:12,643 US PARENTS REALIZED THAT WHEN WE WERE TEENAGERS 525 00:20:12,643 --> 00:20:14,510 WE DIDN'T HAVE ALL THIS TECHNOLOGY. 526 00:20:14,510 --> 00:20:15,576 YOU KNOW, WE SPENT OUR TIME 527 00:20:15,576 --> 00:20:19,810 GETTING SLOPPY, BLACKOUT... BORED. 528 00:20:19,810 --> 00:20:22,843 - DUDE, THIS VERSION'S GOT COP-KILLER BULLETS! 529 00:20:22,843 --> 00:20:24,076 - YEAH, LET'S GO BACK TO MY HOUSE 530 00:20:24,076 --> 00:20:25,810 AND PLAY UNTIL WE HAVE SEIZURES. 531 00:20:25,810 --> 00:20:28,776 - YEAH, UH, WHY DON'T YOU GUYS PLAY AT WOODIE'S? 532 00:20:28,776 --> 00:20:30,776 I GOT SOME CLEANING UP TO DO. 533 00:20:33,476 --> 00:20:37,676 - [groans] 534 00:20:37,676 --> 00:20:40,210 OH, [bleep] MY LIFE.