1 00:00:03,110 --> 00:00:04,576 [beads jingle] - YOU KNOW THE RULES, 2 00:00:04,576 --> 00:00:05,710 MISS SHARTZ GIRL. 3 00:00:05,710 --> 00:00:08,176 IT'S TIME TO SAY "LEDER" TO THOSE HOSEN. 4 00:00:08,176 --> 00:00:09,643 - ARE THOSE MY GOOD BEADS? 5 00:00:09,643 --> 00:00:10,943 - IT'S SPRING BREAK, MOM. 6 00:00:10,943 --> 00:00:13,043 AND FOR SOME REASON, GIRLS DO AWESOME THINGS 7 00:00:13,043 --> 00:00:15,110 FOR THESE WORTHLESS PIECES OF PLASTIC. 8 00:00:15,110 --> 00:00:18,176 IT ACTUALLY MAKES ME BELIEVE IN MAGIC. 9 00:00:18,176 --> 00:00:19,176 - OH, PLEASE. 10 00:00:19,176 --> 00:00:20,510 - COME ON, TELL ME THE TRUTH, MOM. 11 00:00:20,510 --> 00:00:23,376 IN YOUR DAY, I BET YOU CAUSED SOME SERIOUS DAMAGE. 12 00:00:23,376 --> 00:00:27,076 - HMM. 13 00:00:27,076 --> 00:00:29,743 HEY, BOYS! [crowd oohs] 14 00:00:29,743 --> 00:00:31,076 HEY, BOYS! 15 00:00:31,076 --> 00:00:33,310 [cheering] 16 00:00:33,310 --> 00:00:34,676 HEY, BOYS! 17 00:00:34,676 --> 00:00:36,010 [explosion] 18 00:00:36,010 --> 00:00:37,410 HMM, NOT REALLY. 19 00:00:37,410 --> 00:00:39,076 - WELL, IT'S GOING TO BE THE GREATEST WEEK OF MY LIFE. 20 00:00:39,076 --> 00:00:40,243 I CAN FEEL IT. 21 00:00:40,243 --> 00:00:41,676 THERE ARE BUTTERFLIES IN MY STOMACH 22 00:00:41,676 --> 00:00:43,076 AND IT FEELS LIKE THEY'RE DRINKING 23 00:00:43,076 --> 00:00:45,943 AND HAVING UNPROTECTED SEX IN THERE. 24 00:00:45,943 --> 00:00:49,710 - AHEM, MONDO, CLOTHES OFF THE FLOOR, TOILET SEAT DOWN, 25 00:00:49,710 --> 00:00:52,443 AND TUCK THAT PIZZA BOX ALL THE WAY UNDER THE BED, PLEASE. 26 00:00:52,443 --> 00:00:53,710 - AW, COME ON, IT'S SPRING BREAK. 27 00:00:53,710 --> 00:00:57,776 I'LL DO IT LATER. WE'RE BURNING DAYLIGHT. 28 00:00:57,776 --> 00:00:59,610 - OKAY, JUST PROMISE ME-- 29 00:00:59,610 --> 00:01:01,476 - I KNOW, I'LL BE SAFE, MOM. 30 00:01:01,476 --> 00:01:03,810 - YOU'RE A GOOD KID. MWAH. 31 00:01:03,810 --> 00:01:05,976 I TRUST YOUR JUDGMENT. 32 00:01:05,976 --> 00:01:07,876 - YOU PINNED A CONDOM ON ME, DIDN'T YOU? 33 00:01:07,876 --> 00:01:08,943 - WHAT? 34 00:01:08,943 --> 00:01:10,243 THOSE SHORTS DON'T HAVE POCKETS. 35 00:01:10,243 --> 00:01:13,243 [upbeat music] 36 00:01:13,243 --> 00:01:21,176 * * 37 00:01:42,276 --> 00:01:46,110 - I HAVE A BUSINESS PROPOSITION FOR YOU, WOODFORD. 38 00:01:46,110 --> 00:01:48,910 - [sighs] 39 00:01:48,910 --> 00:01:52,210 - MMM. 40 00:01:52,210 --> 00:01:53,443 - DIDN'T YOU JUST HAVE A CIGAR? 41 00:01:53,443 --> 00:01:55,710 - THAT WAS THE CIGAR BEFORE THE CIGAR. 42 00:01:55,710 --> 00:01:57,176 YOU HAVE A LOT TO LEARN, SON. 43 00:01:57,176 --> 00:01:59,410 THAT'S WHY THIS WEEK, YOU'RE COMING TO WORK FOR ME. 44 00:01:59,410 --> 00:02:02,110 - BUT THIS IS MY ONE WEEK TO DO NOTHING BUT SURF. 45 00:02:02,110 --> 00:02:03,810 - LOOK, I'M NOT SURE IF YOU'RE AWARE OF THIS, 46 00:02:03,810 --> 00:02:05,376 BUT I TOOK QUITE A BIT OF FLAK 47 00:02:05,376 --> 00:02:07,276 FOR THE COMPANY'S LAST COMMERCIAL SPOT. 48 00:02:07,276 --> 00:02:08,776 AT THE STONE CORPORATION, 49 00:02:08,776 --> 00:02:11,110 WE DON'T MAKE THE BREAST IMPLANT. 50 00:02:11,110 --> 00:02:12,743 WE MAKE IT LARGER. 51 00:02:12,743 --> 00:02:15,143 WE DON'T MAKE THE FIELD-HOCKEY STICK. 52 00:02:15,143 --> 00:02:16,210 WE MAKE IT SHORTER. 53 00:02:16,210 --> 00:02:17,476 [cheering] 54 00:02:17,476 --> 00:02:20,310 AT THE STONE CORPORATION, WE GENUINELY BELIEVE 55 00:02:20,310 --> 00:02:25,243 THAT WE'RE MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE EVERY DAY... 56 00:02:25,243 --> 00:02:28,110 BY MAKING IT A LITTLE EASIER ON THE EYES. 57 00:02:28,110 --> 00:02:30,476 UNFORTUNATELY, OUR PROFITS HAVE BEEN IN DECLINE 58 00:02:30,476 --> 00:02:31,943 BECAUSE OF MY PUBLIC IMAGE. 59 00:02:31,943 --> 00:02:33,543 [grunting] 60 00:02:33,543 --> 00:02:34,610 THAT'S A PROBLEM, 61 00:02:34,610 --> 00:02:36,176 AND YOU'RE THE SOLUTION. 62 00:02:36,176 --> 00:02:37,210 - WHY ME? 63 00:02:37,210 --> 00:02:38,710 - MY SHAREHOLDERS WILL SHAKE HANDS 64 00:02:38,710 --> 00:02:40,743 WITH THE HEIR TO MY THRONE AND REALIZE 65 00:02:40,743 --> 00:02:42,910 THAT I'VE BUILT A FAMILY COMPANY, 66 00:02:42,910 --> 00:02:48,443 THAT I HAVE VALUES, MORALS, AND A LOVE FOR ALL LIVING THINGS. 67 00:02:48,443 --> 00:02:50,276 [animal shrieks] 68 00:02:50,276 --> 00:02:52,343 PICTURE US SIDE-BY-SIDE, 69 00:02:52,343 --> 00:02:55,610 FATHER AND SON SPENDING QUALITY TIME. 70 00:02:55,610 --> 00:02:56,876 - SORRY, DAD. 71 00:02:56,876 --> 00:02:58,976 THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE QUALITY TIME TO ME. 72 00:02:58,976 --> 00:03:00,976 - YOU'RE PLAYING HARDBALL. I RESPECT THAT. 73 00:03:00,976 --> 00:03:05,576 BUT IN MY EXPERIENCE, A NO IS JUST A DELAYED YES. 74 00:03:05,576 --> 00:03:07,676 [tires screech] 75 00:03:07,676 --> 00:03:10,976 - SPRING BREAK LADIES, SHOW ME YOUR-- 76 00:03:10,976 --> 00:03:13,610 [wind blows] 77 00:03:13,610 --> 00:03:14,876 BALLS! 78 00:03:14,876 --> 00:03:16,876 - YOU OKAY, DUDE? - NO, WOODY. 79 00:03:16,876 --> 00:03:18,876 WHERE'S ALL THE EASILY ACCESSIBLE BOOZE, 80 00:03:18,876 --> 00:03:19,943 THE DRUNK COLLEGE GIRLS, 81 00:03:19,943 --> 00:03:22,276 WITH THEIR LOWERED SEXUAL STANDARDS? 82 00:03:22,276 --> 00:03:25,310 I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE STATUTORY-RAPED THIS WEEK! 83 00:03:25,310 --> 00:03:27,210 THAT WAS ALWAYS THE PLAN! 84 00:03:27,210 --> 00:03:29,876 - I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, BRO, BUT PLAYA DEL TORO 85 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:32,443 HAS NEVER BEEN A BIG SPRING BREAK DESTINATION. 86 00:03:32,443 --> 00:03:34,676 - NOT TRUE, MUCHACHOS. 87 00:03:34,676 --> 00:03:36,876 LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 88 00:03:36,876 --> 00:03:42,110 WAY BEFORE YOUR TIME, THERE WAS A YEAR CALLED 1992. 89 00:03:42,110 --> 00:03:44,476 PUBLIC TOILETS DIDN'T FLUSH THEMSELVES. 90 00:03:44,476 --> 00:03:47,676 YOU COULD WEAR A JEAN JACKET WITHOUT LOOKING GAY. 91 00:03:47,676 --> 00:03:49,776 AND, IF YOU WERE SO INCLINED, 92 00:03:49,776 --> 00:03:52,643 YOU COULD GET ABSOLUTELY PLASTERED ON THE BEACH, 93 00:03:52,643 --> 00:03:55,110 WITHOUT WAKING UP IN HANDCUFFS! 94 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:57,776 AND IT LOOKED A LITTLE LIKE THIS. 95 00:03:57,776 --> 00:04:00,710 OR EXACTLY LIKE THIS, BECAUSE THIS IS IT, MAN. 96 00:04:00,710 --> 00:04:02,176 - THAT WAS HERE? 97 00:04:02,176 --> 00:04:04,110 - ON THE VERY SAME SAND. 98 00:04:04,110 --> 00:04:06,776 - WHY WOULD THEY MAKE IT ILLEGAL TO DRINK ON THE BEACH? 99 00:04:06,776 --> 00:04:08,410 - I DON'T MAKE THE LAWS, BOYS. 100 00:04:08,410 --> 00:04:10,543 [inhales] 101 00:04:10,543 --> 00:04:12,443 I JUST LIVE BY THEM. 102 00:04:12,443 --> 00:04:15,376 [coughs] 103 00:04:15,376 --> 00:04:17,743 - HEY, BOYS! - MOM? 104 00:04:17,743 --> 00:04:19,310 - YEAH, I'M GOING TO NEED THAT TAPE THING 105 00:04:19,310 --> 00:04:21,243 AND THE MYSTERIOUS MACHINE THAT PLAYS IT. 106 00:04:21,243 --> 00:04:23,576 - SURE, HELP YOURSELF TO WHATEVER YOU WANT, 107 00:04:23,576 --> 00:04:26,176 EXCEPT FOR THE COMMEMORATIVE PRINCESS DI PLATES. 108 00:04:26,176 --> 00:04:28,643 [tearful] GOODBYE, ENGLAND'S ROSE. 109 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:30,610 [cheering] 110 00:04:30,610 --> 00:04:31,843 - [retches] 111 00:04:31,843 --> 00:04:33,610 - THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME! 112 00:04:33,610 --> 00:04:34,976 - DUDE, WE HAVE EVERYTHING WE NEED 113 00:04:34,976 --> 00:04:38,310 FOR A KICK-ASS SPRING BREAK RIGHT HERE. 114 00:04:38,310 --> 00:04:41,576 WE GOT TUNES... [radio dies] 115 00:04:41,576 --> 00:04:43,376 WE GOT BABES... 116 00:04:43,376 --> 00:04:47,210 AND A WARM MATT'S SEMI-HARD LEMONADE. 117 00:04:47,210 --> 00:04:49,243 WHO AM I KIDDING? THIS IS SO-- 118 00:04:49,243 --> 00:04:50,410 - FANTASTIC? 119 00:04:50,410 --> 00:04:52,976 OOH! FIT WOMEN AND FINE LIQUOR. 120 00:04:52,976 --> 00:04:53,976 WHAT A SPREAD. 121 00:04:53,976 --> 00:04:55,610 YOU TWO KNOW HOW TO LIVE. 122 00:04:55,610 --> 00:04:58,176 MAY I JOIN YOU? 123 00:04:58,176 --> 00:04:59,443 [police siren] 124 00:04:59,443 --> 00:05:01,710 - IS THAT AN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE ON THE BEACH? 125 00:05:01,710 --> 00:05:04,543 - OH, I'M SO SORRY, OFFICERS. 126 00:05:04,543 --> 00:05:08,943 I HAD NO IDEA I WAS IN ANY VIOLATION OF--UNH! 127 00:05:08,943 --> 00:05:11,643 YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, [bleep]! 128 00:05:11,643 --> 00:05:12,643 [vocalizing] 129 00:05:12,643 --> 00:05:13,976 [gun cocks] 130 00:05:13,976 --> 00:05:15,410 - DUDE, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 131 00:05:15,410 --> 00:05:17,110 FOR UNDERAGE DRINKING? 132 00:05:17,110 --> 00:05:18,310 - HE'S UNDERAGE? 133 00:05:18,310 --> 00:05:20,210 THAT'S A FAR MORE SERIOUS OFFENSE. 134 00:05:20,210 --> 00:05:23,443 [rifle cocks] 135 00:05:23,443 --> 00:05:24,876 WELL, BEYOND OUR JURISDICTION. 136 00:05:24,876 --> 00:05:26,243 - YOU BOYS HAVE A GREAT DAY. 137 00:05:26,243 --> 00:05:28,243 LET'S GO DO SOME RACIAL PROFILING. 138 00:05:28,243 --> 00:05:29,976 - UNH! DID YOU SEE THAT? 139 00:05:29,976 --> 00:05:32,410 THE LONG ARM OF THE LAW REACHED FOR ME 140 00:05:32,410 --> 00:05:35,443 BUT I GAVE THOSE OFFICERS THE REACH-AROUND! 141 00:05:35,443 --> 00:05:38,110 - WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY "JURISDICTION"? 142 00:05:38,110 --> 00:05:39,710 - WE'VE GOT TO RESEARCH THIS. 143 00:05:39,710 --> 00:05:41,710 IF ONLY THERE WAS A PLACE WHERE THIS KIND OF INFORMATION 144 00:05:41,710 --> 00:05:43,410 WAS READILY AVAILABLE TO THE PUBLIC. 145 00:05:43,410 --> 00:05:45,576 [phones beep] 146 00:05:45,576 --> 00:05:47,576 - TECHNICALLY, THERE ARE HOLES IN THE GLOBE 147 00:05:47,576 --> 00:05:50,543 THAT DON'T FALL UNDER THE LAW OF ANY ONE NATION. 148 00:05:50,543 --> 00:05:52,476 - INTERNATIONAL WATERS. 149 00:05:52,476 --> 00:05:56,143 - SO IF WE'RE FLOATING 20 FEET AWAY FROM THE SHORE-- 150 00:05:56,143 --> 00:05:57,143 - WE COULD DO-- 151 00:05:57,143 --> 00:06:01,543 - WHATEVER WE DAMN WELL PLEASE. [laughs] 152 00:06:01,543 --> 00:06:04,543 [groovy rock music] 153 00:06:04,543 --> 00:06:12,476 * * 154 00:06:13,210 --> 00:06:14,943 [police siren] 155 00:06:14,943 --> 00:06:16,443 - WE DID A LITTLE RESEARCH. 156 00:06:16,443 --> 00:06:19,610 ACCORDING TOHOWSTUFFWORKS.COM, YOU BOYS ARE STILL SUBJECT 157 00:06:19,610 --> 00:06:21,176 TO THE LAWS OF THIS COASTLINE. 158 00:06:21,176 --> 00:06:22,876 - READ THIS, LAWMEN! 159 00:06:22,876 --> 00:06:26,010 "ON THE OPEN SEAS, A VESSEL IS SUBJECT TO THE LAWS 160 00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:28,176 OF THE COUNTRY'S FLAG IT FLIES." 161 00:06:28,176 --> 00:06:29,876 - AND IN JAMAICA... 162 00:06:29,876 --> 00:06:33,643 [Jamaican accent] THERE BE NO DRINKING AGE AT ALL, MAN. 163 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:36,643 [reggae music] 164 00:06:36,643 --> 00:06:37,976 * * 165 00:06:37,976 --> 00:06:39,343 - POSTED. 166 00:06:39,343 --> 00:06:41,876 JUST CHANGED MY STATUS ON FACEBOOK TO "LEGALLY DRUNK." 167 00:06:41,876 --> 00:06:43,843 - DOES JEENA CHECK YOUR FACEBOOK PAGE? 168 00:06:43,843 --> 00:06:45,943 - IT'S LEGAL TO DRINK OFF THE SHORE? 169 00:06:45,943 --> 00:06:48,110 - CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE RACEHORSE, BABY. 170 00:06:48,110 --> 00:06:49,343 I'LL BE OUT IN A MINUTE. [laughs] 171 00:06:49,343 --> 00:06:51,110 - AND JEENA'S FRIENDS WITH... 172 00:06:51,110 --> 00:06:52,476 - A PARTY IN THE OCEAN? 173 00:06:52,476 --> 00:06:54,143 AND THEY LAUGHED WHEN I PAID $11,000 174 00:06:54,143 --> 00:06:56,443 FOR A LOUIS VUITTON INNER TUBE. 175 00:06:56,443 --> 00:07:00,176 - AND MILAN IS FRIENDS WITH EVERYONE! 176 00:07:00,176 --> 00:07:02,143 [music plays over ultrasound] - * BABY BABY BABY OH * 177 00:07:02,143 --> 00:07:03,976 - IT'S DEFINITELY A BOY. 178 00:07:03,976 --> 00:07:06,543 [phone rings] 179 00:07:06,543 --> 00:07:07,710 - IGNORE? 180 00:07:07,710 --> 00:07:09,576 THAT'S EVEN RUDER THAN NOT ANSWERING. 181 00:07:09,576 --> 00:07:13,510 [phones ringing] 182 00:07:13,510 --> 00:07:16,543 [reggae music] 183 00:07:16,543 --> 00:07:21,810 * * 184 00:07:21,810 --> 00:07:23,143 - GET THE BEADS. 185 00:07:26,376 --> 00:07:28,410 - FIVE QUARTERS AND A YELLOW SWEET TART. 186 00:07:28,410 --> 00:07:32,010 - OH, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN OPEN MIC NIGHT WAS A MISTAKE. 187 00:07:32,010 --> 00:07:34,376 - SO I WAS FLYING ON AN AIRPLANE LAST WEEK 188 00:07:34,376 --> 00:07:37,376 AND THE PERSON WHO WAS IN THE SEAT NEXT TO ME... 189 00:07:37,376 --> 00:07:38,910 [belches] 190 00:07:38,910 --> 00:07:40,543 WAS ME. 191 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:42,743 - I DON'T THINK THAT'S IT. 192 00:07:42,743 --> 00:07:44,210 - IT'S CALLED "FLOATOPIA," 193 00:07:44,210 --> 00:07:47,376 AND IT COULD BE THE BIGGEST SPRING BREAK PARTY OF ALL TIME. 194 00:07:47,376 --> 00:07:49,176 APPARENTLY THE FOUNDING FATHERS OF THE EVENT 195 00:07:49,176 --> 00:07:52,510 ARE THESE THREE STUDENTS FROM PLAYA DEL TORO HIGH SCHOOL. 196 00:07:52,510 --> 00:07:54,743 - MONDO? 197 00:07:54,743 --> 00:07:56,576 [cheering] 198 00:07:56,576 --> 00:08:00,210 [scattered groans] 199 00:08:00,210 --> 00:08:01,210 - HELLO! 200 00:08:01,210 --> 00:08:03,243 - [disgusted grunt] 201 00:08:03,243 --> 00:08:05,343 [phone rings] - HEY, MA. IT'S AMAZING! 202 00:08:05,343 --> 00:08:06,676 A GIRL DID A BODY SHOT OFF ME, 203 00:08:06,676 --> 00:08:10,243 IT TICKLED, AND NOW I'M A LITTLE STICKY, BUT I LOVED IT. 204 00:08:10,243 --> 00:08:13,143 - IT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR SOME STERN PARENTING. 205 00:08:13,143 --> 00:08:15,143 DON'T YOU THINK? 206 00:08:15,143 --> 00:08:17,776 - WHOO! WHY ARE CLOTHES STILL ON? 207 00:08:17,776 --> 00:08:20,243 - WELL, OKAY, I'M A LITTLE WORRIED, 208 00:08:20,243 --> 00:08:22,676 BUT I'M GOING TO TRUST YOU ON THIS ONE, HONEY. 209 00:08:25,910 --> 00:08:27,210 - HI! 210 00:08:27,210 --> 00:08:29,243 - [frustrated sigh] WHY DOES THAT WEIRD LITTLE KID 211 00:08:29,243 --> 00:08:31,443 HAVE SO MANY SEXY BATHING SUITS? 212 00:08:31,443 --> 00:08:34,443 [party music] 213 00:08:34,443 --> 00:08:42,376 * * 214 00:08:45,976 --> 00:08:47,376 [cheering] 215 00:08:51,276 --> 00:08:55,810 - CHIP OFF THE OLD BROCK. 216 00:08:55,810 --> 00:08:57,310 [cheering] 217 00:08:57,310 --> 00:09:00,310 - MONDO, THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING PARTY I'VE EVER SEEN. 218 00:09:00,310 --> 00:09:01,810 - LOOK AROUND. 219 00:09:01,810 --> 00:09:05,110 NO COPS, NO TEACHERS, NO RULES, NO SUGGESTED SERVING SIZES. 220 00:09:05,110 --> 00:09:07,776 THIS ISN'T JUST A PARTY, IT'S PARADISE! 221 00:09:07,776 --> 00:09:09,876 - THINK YOU COULD GIVE ME A TOUR? 222 00:09:09,876 --> 00:09:11,276 - THIS IS THE FUN ZONE. 223 00:09:11,276 --> 00:09:12,810 THERE'S ACTIVITIES FOR EVERYONE. 224 00:09:12,810 --> 00:09:14,476 WET T-SHIRT CONTESTS... 225 00:09:14,476 --> 00:09:15,810 [cheering] 226 00:09:15,810 --> 00:09:16,810 ARTS AND CRAFTS... 227 00:09:16,810 --> 00:09:19,110 [cheering] 228 00:09:19,110 --> 00:09:20,743 OR HEADIER PURSUITS. 229 00:09:20,743 --> 00:09:23,176 - THIS ANCIENT CITY WAS SUNK BY THE GODS 230 00:09:23,176 --> 00:09:26,010 FOR IT'S UNCHECKED ARROGANCE AND DEBAUCHERY. 231 00:09:26,010 --> 00:09:27,343 - WHAT IS-- [scream] 232 00:09:27,343 --> 00:09:28,343 [cheering] 233 00:09:28,343 --> 00:09:29,476 - THAT'S NOT FAIR. 234 00:09:29,476 --> 00:09:30,476 SHE DIDN'T EVEN GET A CHANCE TO-- 235 00:09:30,476 --> 00:09:31,476 [cheering] 236 00:09:31,476 --> 00:09:33,110 [laughter] 237 00:09:33,110 --> 00:09:37,210 - WE ALSO HAVE SNORKELING TAUGHT BY OUR RESIDENT RAFT-AFARIAN. 238 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:38,576 BELIEVE IT OR NOT, 239 00:09:38,576 --> 00:09:41,110 THIS COUNTS AS COURSE CREDIT AT UC SANTA CRUZ. 240 00:09:41,110 --> 00:09:42,276 - WHAT ABOUT BATHROOMS? 241 00:09:42,276 --> 00:09:43,643 - LAST TUBE ON YOUR RIGHT. 242 00:09:43,643 --> 00:09:44,976 [plop] 243 00:09:44,976 --> 00:09:46,643 - I HAVE TO HAND IT YOU, MONDO. 244 00:09:46,643 --> 00:09:48,110 YOU THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING. 245 00:09:48,110 --> 00:09:49,676 EVERYONE'S HAVING A BLAST. 246 00:09:49,676 --> 00:09:51,776 - THEY'RE TOUCHING ME EVERYWHERE, DUDE. 247 00:09:51,776 --> 00:09:52,876 EVERYWHERE! 248 00:09:52,876 --> 00:09:54,776 - WHOO! [laughs] 249 00:09:54,776 --> 00:09:57,543 - NOW THIS IS TITILLATING CONVERSATION. 250 00:09:57,543 --> 00:09:59,776 - MAYBE SOME PEOPLE ARE HAVING TOO MUCH FUN. 251 00:09:59,776 --> 00:10:01,343 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 252 00:10:01,343 --> 00:10:02,910 - I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, LADIES. 253 00:10:02,910 --> 00:10:04,310 FEEL FREE TO KEEP DRINKING. 254 00:10:04,310 --> 00:10:06,543 WHAT ARE YOU SO MAD ABOUT, JEENA? 255 00:10:06,543 --> 00:10:08,510 WE'RE IN A LAND RELATIONSHIP. 256 00:10:08,510 --> 00:10:11,110 I COULD NEVER COMMIT TO BEING IN ANYTHING EXCLUSIVE 257 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:12,743 ON THE OPEN SEAS. 258 00:10:12,743 --> 00:10:15,010 - YEAH, WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULDN'T BE IN ANY RELATIONSHIP AT ALL. 259 00:10:15,010 --> 00:10:17,210 AND YOU'RE GROSS. 260 00:10:17,210 --> 00:10:22,476 - [slow motion] NO! 261 00:10:22,476 --> 00:10:23,876 - NOT COOL, JEENA. 262 00:10:23,876 --> 00:10:25,876 THAT WAS A MAJOR PARTY FOUL. 263 00:10:25,876 --> 00:10:28,143 WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF BOOZE. 264 00:10:28,143 --> 00:10:31,176 - IS IT TRUE? 265 00:10:31,176 --> 00:10:32,943 - EVEN THE BOXED WINE IS GONE, DUDE. 266 00:10:32,943 --> 00:10:34,143 - WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? 267 00:10:34,143 --> 00:10:36,976 PEOPLE ARE GOING TO SOBER UP. 268 00:10:36,976 --> 00:10:40,410 - AW, ARE THOSE FRECKLES OR PIMPLES? 269 00:10:40,410 --> 00:10:44,276 - UH, YOU HAVE GINGIVITIS. 270 00:10:44,276 --> 00:10:46,343 - WHOA, YOU'RE A SHARK? 271 00:10:46,343 --> 00:10:48,010 - OH, THIS IS ABOUT TO GET UGLY. 272 00:10:48,010 --> 00:10:50,576 WE NEED BEER FOR 2,000 DELIVERED IN 2 MINUTES! 273 00:10:50,576 --> 00:10:51,610 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 274 00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:53,076 [boat horn] 275 00:10:53,076 --> 00:10:54,943 all: SHARTZ! SHARTZ! SHARTZ! SHARTZ! 276 00:10:54,943 --> 00:10:57,010 - IS THERE A MR. STONE HERE? 277 00:10:57,010 --> 00:10:59,810 I WAS TOLD HE WOULD BE MY CONTACT. 278 00:10:59,810 --> 00:11:02,310 - I GUESS I'M MR. STONE. 279 00:11:02,310 --> 00:11:05,010 - WELL THEN, SHALL WE TALK SOME BUSINESS? 280 00:11:05,010 --> 00:11:09,110 - I'M BEING MOLESTED! I LOVE MY LIFE! 281 00:11:13,476 --> 00:11:15,376 - CORPORATE TRANSPORTATION, 282 00:11:15,376 --> 00:11:17,643 KEY TO THE CORPORATE SUITE ONBOARD, 283 00:11:17,643 --> 00:11:20,510 AND YOUR CORPORATE SUNGLASSES. 284 00:11:20,510 --> 00:11:21,510 - TWO PAIRS? 285 00:11:21,510 --> 00:11:22,976 - YOU'LL FIGURE IT OUT. 286 00:11:22,976 --> 00:11:25,776 NOW ALL I ASK OF YOU IS FOR ONE SIGNATURE 287 00:11:25,776 --> 00:11:30,110 MAKING SHARTZ THE OFFICIAL BEVERAGE OF FLOATOPIA. 288 00:11:30,110 --> 00:11:32,110 [evil laugh ringtone] 289 00:11:32,110 --> 00:11:34,010 SORRY, THOUGHT THAT WAS ON VIBRATE. 290 00:11:34,010 --> 00:11:35,310 WELL DONE. 291 00:11:35,310 --> 00:11:37,210 WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND A WAY TO SUPPLY ALCOHOL 292 00:11:37,210 --> 00:11:40,210 TO UNDERAGE TEENS FOR DECADES. 293 00:11:40,210 --> 00:11:43,110 - [blows whistle] 294 00:11:43,110 --> 00:11:45,876 [cheering] 295 00:11:47,210 --> 00:11:49,643 - AH! 296 00:11:49,643 --> 00:11:52,510 [shells firing] 297 00:11:52,510 --> 00:11:55,510 [party music] 298 00:11:55,510 --> 00:11:57,610 * * 299 00:11:57,610 --> 00:11:59,610 - MOM, WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME AT WORK? 300 00:11:59,610 --> 00:12:00,876 - HONEY, I WANT TO TRUST YOU, 301 00:12:00,876 --> 00:12:02,010 BUT IT SEEMS LIKE THINGS ARE GETTING 302 00:12:02,010 --> 00:12:03,776 A LITTLE OUT OF CONTROL OUT THERE. 303 00:12:03,776 --> 00:12:04,976 - EVERYTHING'S FINE. 304 00:12:04,976 --> 00:12:06,976 I'M IN THE WEEDS HERE. I GOT TO GO. 305 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:09,276 - [slurring] JUST SCREW TURK. 306 00:12:09,276 --> 00:12:11,810 HE CAN'T HAVE THIS. 307 00:12:11,810 --> 00:12:13,876 [swallows vomit] 308 00:12:13,876 --> 00:12:17,210 - UH, I THINK WE SHOULD GET YOU SOME REST. 309 00:12:17,210 --> 00:12:19,976 YOU KNOW, AS SOON AS WOODY GETS BACK TO TAKE OVER THE BAR, 310 00:12:19,976 --> 00:12:23,343 WE'RE GOING TO FIND A PLACE FOR YOU TO LIE DOWN, OKAY? 311 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:26,610 - YOU'RE THE BEST, MONDO. 312 00:12:26,610 --> 00:12:31,410 YOUR FACE IS SWEET AND ROUND LIKE A MILK DUD. 313 00:12:31,410 --> 00:12:33,710 [beep] 314 00:12:33,710 --> 00:12:37,443 - WHOA. 315 00:12:37,443 --> 00:12:40,410 WHOA! 316 00:12:40,410 --> 00:12:45,176 [engine revs] WHOA! 317 00:12:45,176 --> 00:12:46,943 - WHERE'D YOU GET ALL THAT NEW STUFF? 318 00:12:46,943 --> 00:12:48,110 - CORPORATE SUITE. 319 00:12:48,110 --> 00:12:49,510 - WELL, THAT'S AWESOME. 320 00:12:49,510 --> 00:12:51,476 HEY, WOULD YOU MIND COVERING THE BAR? 321 00:12:51,476 --> 00:12:53,110 I'VE BEEN ON DUTY ALL NIGHT. 322 00:12:53,110 --> 00:12:55,776 - IS THAT ALL YOU GOT, LOHAN? 323 00:13:01,410 --> 00:13:05,110 - I'M GOING TO GO GET YOU SOME WATER, OKAY? 324 00:13:05,110 --> 00:13:07,543 HMM. 325 00:13:07,543 --> 00:13:09,810 WEIRD. 326 00:13:09,810 --> 00:13:11,276 NOW THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE. 327 00:13:11,276 --> 00:13:13,110 HOW IS THAT CLEANSING? 328 00:13:13,110 --> 00:13:15,876 SORRY, JEENA, FOR SOME REASON EVEN THE SHOWER DOESN'T-- 329 00:13:15,876 --> 00:13:17,776 OH, MY GOD! 330 00:13:17,776 --> 00:13:21,643 - WANT TO TAKE A NAP WITH ME? 331 00:13:21,643 --> 00:13:23,510 - YOU'RE CLEARED FOR TAKEOFF, CAPTAIN. 332 00:13:23,510 --> 00:13:25,276 RIGHT INTO THE FRIENDLY THIGHS! 333 00:13:25,276 --> 00:13:27,276 OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! 334 00:13:27,276 --> 00:13:28,676 - [frenzied moans] 335 00:13:28,676 --> 00:13:30,576 - SERIOUSLY? - WHAT? 336 00:13:30,576 --> 00:13:32,410 THIS [bleep] DOESN'T HAPPEN TO US EVERY DAY. 337 00:13:32,410 --> 00:13:35,743 DON'T BE SUCH A PUSSY. 338 00:13:35,743 --> 00:13:40,110 - SO WHAT'S IT GOING TO BE, MONDO? 339 00:13:40,110 --> 00:13:41,910 - [sighs] 340 00:13:41,910 --> 00:13:46,543 WE'RE GOING TO GO GET YOU SOME WATER. 341 00:13:46,543 --> 00:13:48,976 - I THINK YOUR BOOBS ARE SOFTER THAN MINE. 342 00:13:48,976 --> 00:13:50,143 - THANKS, I GUESS. 343 00:13:50,143 --> 00:13:54,276 I USE JOJOBA OIL. 344 00:13:54,276 --> 00:13:56,110 WHOA. 345 00:13:56,110 --> 00:13:59,676 - WANT ME TO BLOW UP YOUR RAFT FOR YOU, BABY? 346 00:13:59,676 --> 00:14:03,510 - WHOA! 347 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:06,143 WHOA. 348 00:14:06,143 --> 00:14:07,543 I WAS WRONG, MOM. 349 00:14:07,543 --> 00:14:09,410 FLOATOPIA IS OUT OF CONTROL. 350 00:14:09,410 --> 00:14:11,576 IT'S A HORRIBLE PLACE AND IT'S ALL MY FAULT. 351 00:14:11,576 --> 00:14:13,310 WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW? 352 00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:15,310 - WELL, ANYONE CAN WALK AWAY FROM A PROBLEM, 353 00:14:15,310 --> 00:14:16,443 BUT IT TAKES A BIGGER PERSON 354 00:14:16,443 --> 00:14:18,443 TO WALK BACK IN AND TO MAKE IT RIGHT. 355 00:14:18,443 --> 00:14:19,710 - WHERE'D YOU HEAR THAT? 356 00:14:19,710 --> 00:14:21,410 - SNAPPLE CAP. 357 00:14:21,410 --> 00:14:23,210 DON'T WORRY. I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER. 358 00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:24,676 LOOK, IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERY TIME 359 00:14:24,676 --> 00:14:27,310 I'VE BEEN NAKED, PASSED OUT ON A BEACH I-- 360 00:14:27,310 --> 00:14:29,243 I-- I'D HAVE $3. 361 00:14:29,243 --> 00:14:30,743 LOOK, I'LL GO GET HER SOME WATER. 362 00:14:30,743 --> 00:14:32,443 - [belches] 363 00:14:32,443 --> 00:14:34,543 - AND A TOOTHBRUSH. 364 00:14:34,543 --> 00:14:36,843 I AM GOING TO MAKE THIS RIGHT. 365 00:14:39,810 --> 00:14:41,376 - WHAT DID YOU BRING ME UP HERE FOR? 366 00:14:41,376 --> 00:14:44,110 NOW MY SHIRT IS ALL SWEATY FROM ALL THAT WALKING, DUDE. 367 00:14:44,110 --> 00:14:45,910 NOT COOL. THIS IS VINTAGE. 368 00:14:45,910 --> 00:14:49,176 - WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU, MAN? 369 00:14:49,176 --> 00:14:51,743 HOW MANY PAIRS OF THOSE DO YOU HAVE? 370 00:14:51,743 --> 00:14:54,210 - WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH A PICTURE OF SPENCER PRATT? 371 00:14:54,210 --> 00:14:58,510 - NO, MAN. THAT'S YOU. 372 00:14:58,510 --> 00:14:59,843 IT'S ALL RIGHT, WOODY. 373 00:14:59,843 --> 00:15:01,976 WE'VE ALL LOST A LITTLE PERSPECTIVE. 374 00:15:01,976 --> 00:15:04,210 LOOK AT THIS PLACE. 375 00:15:04,210 --> 00:15:05,943 - PERFORMING WHAT? 376 00:15:05,943 --> 00:15:08,410 - WE HAVE TO FIX THIS. 377 00:15:08,410 --> 00:15:10,676 PARTY PEOPLE OF FLOATOPIA, 378 00:15:10,676 --> 00:15:11,743 MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION? 379 00:15:11,743 --> 00:15:13,410 THANK YOU. 380 00:15:13,410 --> 00:15:15,410 WE'RE DRUNK, SUNBURNED, 381 00:15:15,410 --> 00:15:17,710 AND MAKING ALL SORTS OF BAD DECISIONS. 382 00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:19,210 LOOK HOW LOW WE'VE SUNK. 383 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:22,776 FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, JOHN GOSSELIN IS HERE! 384 00:15:22,776 --> 00:15:26,276 AT THE VERY LEAST, LETS START RECYCLING OUR TRASH 385 00:15:26,276 --> 00:15:29,510 AND FIND A WAY TO ENJOY FLOATOPIA SAFELY. 386 00:15:29,510 --> 00:15:30,576 - THOSE SOUND LIKE... 387 00:15:30,576 --> 00:15:33,510 RULES! [crowd gasps] 388 00:15:33,510 --> 00:15:35,343 BRING ME THOSE TRAITORS! 389 00:15:35,343 --> 00:15:37,743 [overlapping shouting] 390 00:15:37,743 --> 00:15:39,843 - WHAT'S THE WORST THING THEY COULD DO TO US? 391 00:15:39,843 --> 00:15:40,943 [flies buzzing] 392 00:15:40,943 --> 00:15:43,110 WADSKA, WE STARTED THIS TOGETHER! 393 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:44,743 - DON'T PUSH US THROUGH THE POOP, DUDE! 394 00:15:44,743 --> 00:15:49,643 - OH, I'M SORRY, FELLAS, BUT YOU BROKE THE ONLY RULE. 395 00:15:49,643 --> 00:15:50,776 [screaming] 396 00:15:50,776 --> 00:15:55,243 THERE ARE NO RULES ON FLOATOPIA! 397 00:15:55,243 --> 00:15:57,343 - ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? 398 00:15:57,343 --> 00:16:00,243 - FEBREEZE PROBABLY ISN'T GOING TO GET THIS OUT? 399 00:16:00,243 --> 00:16:03,110 - FLOATOPIA IS GOING DOWN! 400 00:16:06,610 --> 00:16:10,143 - BEHOLD THE TALLEST STRIPPER POLE IN THE WORLD! 401 00:16:10,143 --> 00:16:13,210 [cheering] 402 00:16:13,210 --> 00:16:14,243 - LOOK AT THAT PLACE. 403 00:16:14,243 --> 00:16:15,276 THAT'S NOT JUST A COUPLE OF RAFTS. 404 00:16:15,276 --> 00:16:16,676 THAT'S AN EMPIRE! 405 00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:18,810 IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO TAKE THAT THING DOWN. 406 00:16:18,810 --> 00:16:20,010 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 407 00:16:20,010 --> 00:16:21,610 - MAYBE IT'S NOT. 408 00:16:21,610 --> 00:16:23,610 - [laughs] YOU MUST BE JOKING. 409 00:16:23,610 --> 00:16:24,610 TAKE IT DOWN? 410 00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:26,543 THAT PLACE IS A CASH COW. 411 00:16:26,543 --> 00:16:28,510 WHO DO YOU THINK OWNS SHARTZ BEER? 412 00:16:28,510 --> 00:16:30,610 - [gasps] SINCE WHEN? 413 00:16:30,610 --> 00:16:32,943 - SINCE THE SECOND YOU STARTED FLOATOPIA. 414 00:16:32,943 --> 00:16:35,676 - SO I WORK FOR...YOU? 415 00:16:35,676 --> 00:16:39,110 - I TRIED TO TELL YOU, NO IS JUST A DELAYED YES. 416 00:16:43,010 --> 00:16:45,343 KID'LL NEVER LEARN. 417 00:16:45,343 --> 00:16:47,810 - [sighs] I GUESS...THAT'S IT. 418 00:16:47,810 --> 00:16:48,810 WE LOSE. 419 00:16:48,810 --> 00:16:50,710 - PERHAPS I CAN BE OF SERVICE. 420 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,010 - WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 421 00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:54,943 - WELL, AFTER I EXPORTED YOU TWO FROM FLOATOPIA, 422 00:16:54,943 --> 00:16:57,976 TURK DECLARED HIMSELF SUPREME LEADER OF ANARCHY. 423 00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,676 I POINTED OUT THE IRONY IN THAT. 424 00:16:59,676 --> 00:17:01,910 TURNS OUT TURK HATES IRONY. 425 00:17:01,910 --> 00:17:03,410 [screams] 426 00:17:03,410 --> 00:17:04,476 JUST KIDDING. 427 00:17:04,476 --> 00:17:06,310 THAT SPOT'S SURPRISINGLY HAIRLESS. 428 00:17:06,310 --> 00:17:08,943 I SAY WE SINK THAT PLACE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN! 429 00:17:11,610 --> 00:17:12,976 - ALL RIGHT. 430 00:17:12,976 --> 00:17:14,876 STRUCTURALLY, HERE IS WHERE IT'S AT ITS WEAKEST. 431 00:17:14,876 --> 00:17:17,376 THAT BAR WAS NEVER DESIGNED TO HOLD THE WEIGHT 432 00:17:17,376 --> 00:17:18,543 OF ALL THAT LIQUOR. 433 00:17:18,543 --> 00:17:20,476 - UH, HOW ARE WE GETTING OUT THERE? 434 00:17:20,476 --> 00:17:22,843 - AS QUICKLY AS WE CAN. 435 00:17:22,843 --> 00:17:24,810 [siren blares] 436 00:17:29,276 --> 00:17:30,576 DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. 437 00:17:30,576 --> 00:17:33,843 SHE WAS A SKILLED WARRIOR. 438 00:17:33,843 --> 00:17:36,176 - MONDO, YOU KNOW THAT'S A JOCKSTRAP, RIGHT? 439 00:17:36,176 --> 00:17:39,443 - YEP, IT'S AN EXTRA LARGE. 440 00:17:39,443 --> 00:17:40,843 - I JUST WANTED TO THANK YOU. 441 00:17:40,843 --> 00:17:44,976 ON FLOATOPIA, I WAS REALLY...VULNERABLE. 442 00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:47,543 SO DRUNK. SO HORNY. 443 00:17:47,543 --> 00:17:49,143 I MEAN, I WOULD HAVE DONE ANYTHING. 444 00:17:49,143 --> 00:17:52,110 AND YOU DIDN'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME. 445 00:17:55,376 --> 00:17:58,943 YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD GUY, MONDO. 446 00:17:58,943 --> 00:18:02,010 - JUST SO YOU KNOW, IF THE SITUATION WERE EVER REVERSED, 447 00:18:02,010 --> 00:18:07,310 PLEASE, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME! 448 00:18:07,310 --> 00:18:10,476 - EVERYONE, TAKE YOUR MARKS. 449 00:18:10,476 --> 00:18:11,976 - READY. - READY. 450 00:18:11,976 --> 00:18:13,210 - READY. 451 00:18:13,210 --> 00:18:14,543 - MOM? 452 00:18:14,543 --> 00:18:16,143 WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME THAT SHE WAS INVOLVED? 453 00:18:16,143 --> 00:18:18,276 - BECAUSE YOU NEVER WOULD HAVE AGREED TO THIS. 454 00:18:18,276 --> 00:18:20,476 - PHASE ONE, NOW! 455 00:18:20,476 --> 00:18:21,610 - AGREED TO WHAT? 456 00:18:21,610 --> 00:18:26,110 WHAT IS SHE GOING TO DO? 457 00:18:26,110 --> 00:18:27,543 - SOUND THE ALARM. 458 00:18:27,543 --> 00:18:29,676 - [over speakers] * THIS PLACE ABOUT TO BLOW * 459 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:33,576 - DUDE, THAT'S NOT THE ALARM, THAT'S THE NEW KESHA ALBUM. 460 00:18:33,576 --> 00:18:35,610 WHAT, ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US ALL? 461 00:18:35,610 --> 00:18:36,876 [alarm blares] 462 00:18:42,176 --> 00:18:45,143 [explosions] 463 00:18:45,143 --> 00:18:49,376 - PHASE TWO, NOW! 464 00:18:49,376 --> 00:18:50,976 - TIME TO GO TO WORK, GIRLS. 465 00:18:50,976 --> 00:18:52,943 HEY, BOYS! 466 00:18:52,943 --> 00:18:55,176 [men gasp] 467 00:18:55,176 --> 00:18:56,243 - MOM! 468 00:18:56,243 --> 00:19:00,143 OH, MY GOD! STOP THAT! 469 00:19:00,143 --> 00:19:02,176 - FIGHT IT, WOODY! FIGHT IT! 470 00:19:02,176 --> 00:19:03,976 - OH, GOD. 471 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,710 - PRACTICALLY THERE, MOM. ALL GOOD. 472 00:19:05,710 --> 00:19:09,343 TIME TO LOWER THE SHIRT AND GET ME SOME THERAPY. 473 00:19:12,676 --> 00:19:13,676 [gunfire] 474 00:19:13,676 --> 00:19:15,910 - I CAN'T HANG ON! 475 00:19:15,910 --> 00:19:18,276 - I GOT YOU DUDE! 476 00:19:32,643 --> 00:19:34,876 - DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT THIS ENTIRE PLACE 477 00:19:34,876 --> 00:19:38,110 COULD BE SUNK WITH ONE LITTLE-- [rubber pops] 478 00:19:38,110 --> 00:19:39,443 [explosions] 479 00:19:39,443 --> 00:19:41,243 [steel drums] 480 00:19:41,243 --> 00:19:44,343 NO! 481 00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:47,810 [boat horn] 482 00:19:47,810 --> 00:19:49,343 [explosion] 483 00:19:49,343 --> 00:19:51,376 - STILL GOT IT. 484 00:19:51,376 --> 00:19:52,876 - AW, THAT WAS AWESOME, YOU KNOW, 485 00:19:52,876 --> 00:19:55,376 EXCEPT FOR THE PART WHERE EVERYONE SAW MY MOM'S TITS. 486 00:19:55,376 --> 00:19:56,876 I HATED THAT PART. 487 00:19:56,876 --> 00:19:58,643 - WAS THIS YOUR DOING? 488 00:19:58,643 --> 00:20:00,110 - SORRY, DAD. 489 00:20:00,110 --> 00:20:01,776 I KNOW IT'S PROBABLY GOING TO COST YOU A LOT OF MONEY, 490 00:20:01,776 --> 00:20:03,243 BUT IT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 491 00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:04,643 - COST ME MONEY? 492 00:20:04,643 --> 00:20:07,376 NO, THIS IS ACTUALLY GOING TO MAKE ME MONEY. 493 00:20:07,376 --> 00:20:09,010 WHO DO YOU THINK OWNS THE COMPANY 494 00:20:09,010 --> 00:20:11,543 THAT THE TOWN WILL HAVE TO HIRE TO CLEAN THIS MESS UP? 495 00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:14,210 YOU'VE SAVED MY PUBLIC IMAGE AS WELL! 496 00:20:14,210 --> 00:20:18,143 UNFORTUNATELY, YOUR PUBLIC IMAGE IS A MESS, SO... 497 00:20:18,143 --> 00:20:19,676 I'M GOING TO HAVE TO LET YOU GO. 498 00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:20,743 - I'M FIRED? 499 00:20:20,743 --> 00:20:22,643 [tires screech] 500 00:20:22,643 --> 00:20:28,076 SWEET, THREE DAYS OF SPRING BREAK LEFT TO SURF! 501 00:20:28,076 --> 00:20:30,776 - MAYBE SOME RULES EXIST FOR A REASON. 502 00:20:30,776 --> 00:20:33,843 - YEAH, I'M NEVER DRINKING ON A BEACH AGAIN. 503 00:20:33,843 --> 00:20:36,176 - HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING? 504 00:20:36,176 --> 00:20:39,210 [laughs maniacally] 505 00:20:39,210 --> 00:20:41,476 - I GOT HIM, SARGE. 506 00:20:41,476 --> 00:20:45,043 [gunshot]