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Oh, shit. Carl. Carl. Carl, Carl! Dude, we
slept in again. The song's about to start!
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Shit, Frank! We can't miss the song.
Barry, wake up!
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What? What? I'm up. I'm up.
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This song is such an awesome way
to start every morning.
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It's a nice way of showing the gods how
much we appreciate everything they'll do...
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once they take us out those doors
to the Great Beyond.
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God, I love them so fucking much.
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Oh, shit! Cam's about to start singing!
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- Drop it, Corn! You got the best voice!
- You're the man, Corn!
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You rule! Take it away, brah!
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♪ Dear gods
You're so divine in each and every way ♪
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♪ To you we pray ♪
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♪ Dear gods
We pledge our love to you ♪
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♪ Forever more ♪
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♪ We always felt we had a special bond ♪
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♪ Take us to the Great Beyond ♪
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♪ Where we're sure
Nothing bad happens to food ♪
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♪ Once we're out the sliding doors
Things will all be grand ♪
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♪ We will live our dreams together
In the Promised Land ♪
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♪ The gods control our fate
So we all know we're in good hands ♪
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♪ We're super sure there's nothing shitty
Waiting for us in the Great Beyond ♪
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♪ And every aisle
Thinks something different ♪
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Holy shit, I've been chosen!
Ha-ha-ha.
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♪ But to this we all agree ♪
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Booyah, bitches, I'm out of here!
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♪ Everyone else is fuckin' stupid ♪
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♪ Except for those who think like me ♪
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- ♪ And me! ♪
- ♪ And me! ♪
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♪ And me! ♪
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♪ Out there
For all eternity we'll meditate ♪
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♪ How fucking great ♪
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♪ Out there
We'll get to tea-bag every day at 4 ♪
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- Pip!
- Pip!
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♪ We'll shove pimentos up our ass
By Zeus ♪
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♪ We'll exterminate the juice ♪
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♪ Und subjugate
The whole damn Great Beyond ♪
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♪ In here
We keep our wieners in our packages ♪
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♪ That's how it is ♪
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♪ It sucks ♪
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♪ But that's the way
Our buns keep fresh and pure ♪
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♪ Baby, baby ♪
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♪ But once we're out the doors
It's not a sin ♪
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♪ For us to let you
Slip it in ♪
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♪ In other words
We finally get to fuck ♪
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- ♪ And love, and hug ♪
- ♪ And fuck, and fuck ♪
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- ♪ And feel, and share ♪
- ♪ And fuck ♪
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♪ The gods will always care for us ♪
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♪ They won't squeeze us out their butts ♪
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♪ We cannot overstate
How confident we are ♪
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♪ That our beliefs are accurate ♪
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♪ And nothing awful happens to us
In the Great Beyond ♪
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Kiss my brownish-yellow ass!
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I'm going to the Great Beyond,
motherfuckers!
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We need
an extra cashier to the front, please.
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Boo and yah, motherfuckers.
Red, White and Blue Day is tomorrow!
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Dudes, basically every single sausage...
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gets chosen on
Red, White and Blue Day.
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By this time tomorrow, we're all gonna be
5 inches deep in some bun, son.
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- Ba-bam.
- Oh, my God, yes.
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Ha-ha. More like 3 inches deep for Barry,
you deformed nerd.
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Ha-ha. Troy, that's funny.
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You see, this is why I can't wait
for the Great Beyond.
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We'll all be equal, and then jerks like
Troy won't be picking on me all the time...
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on account of my abnormality.
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Whatever, Barry. You're different,
and that makes you weird.
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Ignore that prick, Barry.
He's full of shit.
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And don't forget,
you've got girth.
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That's way more important than length.
You're a fucking champ.
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You know, I am girthy. I could fill a bun.
They'll know I'm there.
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I'm sure there's some kind of
smushed bun out there waiting for me.
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- Shit, it's the Dark Lord!
- Oh, no. He's coming.
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No, wait! I'm still fresh. I swear!
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I'm still fresh!
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- Did he see us?
- No way.
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- We're fucked, bros!
- Oh, God, no!
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Take anyone but us, please!
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- Oh, no! No!
- No!
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- No! No!
- Why us?!
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Fuck you, wienies.
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Fuck, I hate this fucking job!
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Ah, phew. You okay? Everyone okay?
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That's super fucked up
about Bill and those guys.
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They stayed in their package,
followed all the guidelines of the song.
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- What do they get?
- We're not supposed to understand...
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the will of the gods.
They work in mysterious ways.
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Since we base our lives on the song,
it might be nice if there was some proof.
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Proof? All the proof you need
is right in front of you.
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Look at these big old buns.
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Yeah! You know it, baby.
Work those buns!
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All of you. All day, "err" day.
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Lined up, waiting to get filled
with my meat.
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Right, Carl. You really think any of these
buns will line up to get filled by you?
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Here's my impression of that:
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"Oh, is he in there yet?
I can't feel him.
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I don't think he's in there.
Oh, wait. He is."
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It's so sad. I bet you jackrabbit
for a quick 15 seconds. You're like;
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And then you slump over.
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I mean, honestly, guys...
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who in this package
would ever let Carl get up in them? Huh?
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Roberta, put your fucking hand down.
You're ruining my joke.
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See? Nobody. That's who.
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Hey, dude, I don't know how to say this
to you gently, but your girlfriend, um...
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she's a fucking cunt.
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Shut up. She's fresh as fuck,
and you know it.
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I don't know why you're limiting yourself
to one bun. There's plenty of buns.
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Because I believe in bunogomy.
I'm a bunogamist.
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And when a bun this fresh is into you,
all you ask is when and how deep.
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And the answer is:
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As soon as we get to the Great Beyond
and as deep as she'll let me.
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I'm gonna talk to her.
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Hey, Brenda. What up, girl?
Heh-heh.
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Sorry about those guys.
Such dicks, right?
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I can hear you, dude.
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Shut up. Fuck you.
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So looks like tomorrow's
the big day, huh? Heh-heh.
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You and me, finally gonna be official.
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I'm so happy the gods
put our packages together.
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It's because we belong together.
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It's like we were made for each other.
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I can't wait to finally
just get up in there.
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Just raw-dog it.
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But, full disclosure,
I'm pretty fucking nervous about this.
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I don't know how well I'll perform
once it happens.
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I've obviously never been
in a bun before, so...
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Hey, I'm not gonna be any better.
I've never opened up.
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I mean, look how tight I am.
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Oh, sweet fucking fuck.
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Look, okay, I know it's against the rules,
but I can't wait anymore.
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I need to just feel you.
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Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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- Just the tips?
- Just the tips?
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- I can't believe we're doing this.
- I know. We're so naughty.
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It's fine, right? I mean, nothing bad's
ever happened from just the tips.
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No. No, no, no. No, no, no.
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Ah.
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Oh, yeah, go in. Put it in there.
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- Big tip.
- Oh, you wouldn't dare.
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Management to Cash 5.
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Management to Cash 5.
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I meant to buy a normal mustard.
When I got home...
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I realized I bought honey mustard.
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- Is it cool if I just go swap it?
- I don't give a flying fuck.
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Holy shit! You're back, man. Crazy!
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Did you go to the Great Beyond?
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Don't touch me, man!
Ketchup, get your fucking hands off me.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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- What happened?
- Oh, I'll tell you what fucking happened.
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I'll tell you exactly what happened
in the Great Beyond...
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- you dumb, red piece of shit!
- What the f...?!
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As soon as we got out those doors...
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So you have learned the terrible truth.
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Congratulations!
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Now keep it to yourself,
or I will slit your throat while you sleep.
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I swear to God.
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Oh, my God!
Did you guys just hear that?
156
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What? What are you looking at?
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He's gone.
Where the fuck did he go?
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I'm so fucked up. I'm so fucked up.
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Ketchup, get the fuck off of me.
Nobody fucking touch me!
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Attention, shoppers. The store
is closing in five minutes. Get out.
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Hey, hey, hey, look at this.
We fucking got one.
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- Stand up straight, boys!
- Hey!
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Over here! Choose us!
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We're chosen!
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Pick us! Pick our package!
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Brenda!
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Frank!
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Oh, man. I'm freaking out.
My heart's racing.
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I'm having an out-of-sausage
experience. Yes!
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Choose us! Look at us!
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Oh, please, god.
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- Choose us. Look at us! Oh, yes!
- Please, god.
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- Nice!
- Whoo!
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- Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
- Yes! Frank, we've been chosen together.
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Fucking A! Yeah!
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This is so cool!
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- I'm chosen! I got chosen!
- Going to the Promised Land!
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I'm on my way!
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Yo! Oh, fuck, yeah, dude.
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Somebody call a doctor
because, honestly, this beat is sick.
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- Actually, I feel great. Real healthy.
- Not you, the beat. The song, bro.
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- Oh, shit, Chips!
- Huh?
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C-H-I-P-S, Chips, Chips, Chips.
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I've known you forever.
I would never disrespect you with a lie.
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I will tell you very much
that you look fucking disgusting, bro.
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Oh, come on.
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No, I'm just messing with you, bro.
But for reals? You gotta hit the gym, bro.
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Oh, what's up?
Yo, are you pink all the way through?
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- Ew.
- Ha-ha-ha.
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I'm fucking with you, but also serious.
Is there a different color inside?
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Unh! What are you, even?
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00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:06,642
What do you mean, what am I, dude?
I'm a fucking douche!
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00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,610
You know how long I've been waiting
up in this motherfucker?
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I was starting to worry the gods didn't
want douches no more, but look at her.
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She's a fucking 10, bro.
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The G-O-D is D-T-D...
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dude. Down to douche.
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“Lav ash, sausages...
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Oh, honey mustard.
200
00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,246
What? No.
201
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This can't be happening. Not again.
202
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Oh, Jesus, not to me. Motherfuck.
203
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Get your hands off of me. Get off of me!
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- Fecking gobshite!
- Back off!
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You don't even know
what you're celebrating.
206
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You're celebrating your doom!
207
00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:43,647
Wake up!
They're lying to your fucking faces!
208
00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:46,201
The Great Beyond is bullshit!
209
00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:49,569
- Why isn't anybody listening to me?
- Hey, buddy, are you all right?
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00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:51,210
No, I'm not all right.
211
00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:53,681
It's all a lie. Everything
you've been told.
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- Everything you believe in.
- Honey Mustard, you acting cray-cray!
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We shouldn't be talking to this asshole.
Everyone knows Honey Mustard's weird.
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00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:05,125
What is he? Honey? ls he mustard? Like,
make up your mind or just kill yourself.
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You fucking idiots. I've been there.
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00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:10,091
I've seen that shit,
and there ain't no way I'm going back.
217
00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:12,208
Wait, you've been to the Great Beyond?
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"Great," my asshole!
219
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Everything we've ever known
is a dirt-covered pile of shit...
220
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jacking off in our fucking faces...
221
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covering our eyes with their come...
222
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so come-covered we can't fucking see!
223
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We don't know! We don't know they're
jerking off into our eyes! Our faces!
224
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Shut up. The gods
are gonna hear you talking about them...
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00:12:32,240 --> 00:12:35,767
They ain't gods. They're monsters!
Horrible, ugly, disgusting monsters!
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They ain't gonna
get Honey Mustard twice.
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Fuck you, gods!
228
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I've got a date with oblivion.
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Whoa, just chill. Just get down
from the fucking... Aah!
230
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Oh, shit! He's out of the package!
231
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Barry, help!
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- Oh, fuck, Carl, what do we do?
- I don't know!
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I can't reach him.
I'm giving it everything I have.
234
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- Frank!
- Brenda.
235
00:12:57,440 --> 00:12:59,920
Oh, my God!
Brenda's out of the package!
236
00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:03,929
- I got you! Hold on! Hold on!
- I can't hold on!
237
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:06,248
My little glove! It's slipping off!
238
00:13:07,560 --> 00:13:12,566
Look at you, following all their rules.
You have no idea what's coming.
239
00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:16,805
What is that in reference to? What's
coming? Be more specific, please!
240
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,247
You want proof? Talk to Firewater.
241
00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:22,331
That bastard bottle of booze
seems to know what's going on.
242
00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:25,088
- Unh "No!
243
00:13:27,960 --> 00:13:29,803
- Oh, my God.
- Did you see that?
244
00:13:32,760 --> 00:13:34,171
Donkey fucker!
245
00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:40,007
Frank!
246
00:13:48,560 --> 00:13:50,403
Oh, no. Bro!
247
00:13:50,600 --> 00:13:52,807
Douche down!
248
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,883
I'm out of my fucking box!
249
00:13:55,040 --> 00:13:56,769
Cream of Mushroom?
250
00:13:57,280 --> 00:13:58,691
Are you there?
251
00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,482
Wake up! I'm nothing without you!
252
00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:09,083
Get up! We gotta go!
253
00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:18,931
- Uhn!
- Frank! Move your fucking ass!
254
00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:24,126
- Help!
'Oh' my God!
255
00:14:25,680 --> 00:14:27,170
Frank, run!
256
00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:29,482
- I can't!
- Come on, Chips! It's you and me, bro!
257
00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:32,206
Gotta use your cardio, bro! Come on!
Pump those legs!
258
00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:39,085
Oh, my God!
259
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:42,247
Look out! Get to the wall!
260
00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:49,521
Hey. I... Sorry, I accidentally dropped
a few things back there.
261
00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:52,763
Except for that douche.
I don't know whose that is.
262
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:56,881
Cleanup on Aisle 2.
This MILF dropped a douche.
263
00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:59,560
Oh. "MILF." Thank you so much.
264
00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:02,491
Oh, fuck. Frank! Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Oh, no. Frank.
265
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:06,804
Well, Barry, I guess now
you're weird and a pussy.
266
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:08,883
Add that to your list of accomplishments.
267
00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,529
Frank!
268
00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:15,802
No, no, no. Wait, babe, wait.
269
00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:18,406
Please hold up. No, don't go.
270
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,682
Come on. I can still get up in there!
271
00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:23,971
I could still...
272
00:15:24,280 --> 00:15:26,681
get up in there.
273
00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:33,969
Oh, my God.
274
00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:37,721
My nozz! My motherfucking nozz!
275
00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:39,211
- You okay?
- I think so.
276
00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:41,328
Yo, did you two do this to me?
277
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:46,128
Are you two responsible for my nozzle
being irrepressibly fucked up?
278
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,691
Whoa, whoa, easy, man. Easy.
279
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:51,043
Yeah, your nozzle's bent. Sorry.
You should be happy you're alive.
280
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,362
Yeah, Banana's whole face peeled off.
281
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,522
Peanut Butter's wife is dead.
Look at him.
282
00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:59,406
Jelly! I'm gonna fix you.
I'm gonna fix this.
283
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:02,524
You think I give a fuck about PB or J?
284
00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:05,729
Fuck this. I'm gonna kick your ass.
How you like them apples?
285
00:16:05,880 --> 00:16:07,769
- Who, us?
- No, not you.
286
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:09,160
Come at me, bros.
287
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:11,169
Come at you? What does that mean?
288
00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:13,562
Fine. You won't come at me?
289
00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:16,291
Well, then, guess who's coming at you.
290
00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:17,441
Me.
291
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:19,369
Yaah!
292
00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,005
Look out!
293
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,571
No!
294
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:40,690
Um...
295
00:16:41,960 --> 00:16:45,089
Attention, shoppers. The store's closed.
296
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:51,291
- You saved me!
- Well, yeah. Had to do something.
297
00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:53,442
I can't believe
you got out of your package.
298
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:56,444
You would have gone to
the Great Beyond. You'd be there now.
299
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,921
There is no Great Beyond
without you, Frank.
300
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:04,041
Well, according to Honey Mustard,
there might not be a Great Beyond at all.
301
00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,806
- Frank, don't say that!
- Did you hear what he said?
302
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,367
Yeah, yeah, I heard him talking
about the gods...
303
00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:12,808
all over our faces,
and then I saw him die.
304
00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:16,328
Oh, no. What if the gods are doing this
to us because we touched tips?
305
00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:18,130
What? No! There's no way.
306
00:17:18,280 --> 00:17:21,090
"Just the tips." What were we thinking?
307
00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:24,961
It wasn't even that... I mean, it was fine.
It's not like anyone writes home...
308
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:27,885
- and says, "God, I had the best tip."
- Get away from me.
309
00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:29,121
Don't touch me.
310
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:32,568
It was you.
You cocksucking bagel fuckface!
311
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:33,721
Hey! Watch it!
312
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:37,521
You pushed me out of the cart.
No surprise there, huh?
313
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:41,446
A bagel trying to kill a lavash,
once again.
314
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:44,080
I pushed you? What are you, nuts?
315
00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:46,288
Why would I do that? I'm a pacifist.
316
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:49,091
The only thing I've ever pushed
is my peaceful agenda.
317
00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:53,450
Even that I didn't push, you know. I
pretty much passive-aggressively nudge.
318
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,090
I reached out in a panic.
319
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,527
It was toots over here, the bun.
She grabbed me.
320
00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:59,210
I was just trying to save Frank.
321
00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:00,521
Who is Frank? You?
322
00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:03,121
- Yeah, I'm Frank.
- The fault is yours, then, huh?
323
00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:06,011
I'm sorry, okay? I didn't mean
for any of this to happen.
324
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:10,688
Well, it did. And now you and your
stupid, useless bun have fucked us all.
325
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:13,127
Hey, who you calling useless,
you flappy fuck?
326
00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,322
Sausage, control your insolent bun.
327
00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:16,970
And cover her up already.
328
00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:18,849
- Show some modesty, woman.
- Ooh!
329
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:22,686
Hey, hey. Look, can we all just,
you know, calm down a notch, please?
330
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:25,684
Let's try to be, I don't know, amicable.
331
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:29,401
I'm Sammy Bagel Jr.
You know, I'm happy to meet all of you.
332
00:18:29,560 --> 00:18:33,849
- Except for this meshuggener cunt here.
- Hi, I'm Brenda. Brenda Bunsen.
333
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:35,764
Oh, wow. Really?
334
00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:37,604
Well, fuck all of you!
335
00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:40,963
I am Kareem Abdul Lavash!
336
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,646
And what I currently care about
is that I have been...
337
00:18:43,800 --> 00:18:48,522
completely and utterly fucked
out of being in the Great Beyond.
338
00:18:48,720 --> 00:18:53,442
I am to have 77 bottles
of extra-virgin olive oil...
339
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,090
waiting for me.
340
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:58,403
I am destined to soak up
their sweet juices...
341
00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:01,291
as they dribble down my flaps.
342
00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:06,688
Okay. Look, guys, here's what
I'm thinking. We hurry back to our aisles.
343
00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:10,083
We sneak into another package and
still be fresh enough to get chosen.
344
00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:13,403
Okay, let's climb
to the top of the shelf here. And...
345
00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:16,649
then we'll get a lay of the land...
346
00:19:16,840 --> 00:19:19,730
and we'll figure out
where we're going. Come on.
347
00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:22,406
As long as the bagel
stays away from me, I accept.
348
00:19:22,560 --> 00:19:25,450
Oh, believe me, asshole,
I'll keep my distance.
349
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:40,405
Oh!
350
00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:46,490
No disrespect,
but you look fucking gross, bro.
351
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:52,010
Look at you.
Fucking bent-ass, busted-ass nozz.
352
00:19:52,280 --> 00:19:55,124
Oh, great.
You're leaking all your juice out.
353
00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:56,965
Can I ask you a question, me?
354
00:19:57,120 --> 00:20:00,806
Why would a god let you
up in her smooth, perfect sliz...
355
00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:03,725
when you can't even squirt?
356
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:05,405
You got nothing to squirt!
357
00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:11,206
I got no purpose.
358
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:13,761
I'm nothing!
359
00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:16,010
Oh, God.
360
00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:17,764
Is someone there?
361
00:20:24,360 --> 00:20:26,408
Help me, someone.
362
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:29,610
Help me. Help me.
363
00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:31,887
Help.
364
00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:35,448
What's up, little juicy box?
You're leaking too, eh, bro?
365
00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:38,242
And right out of your fucking dingle.
366
00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:40,931
Fucking sucks, right?
367
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:44,323
Dying. So cold.
368
00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:46,130
Oh. Uh-oh.
369
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:47,520
- Light bulb.
- Yes?
370
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,722
No, not fucking you, dummy.
371
00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:52,201
I think I might be forming
some beginnings...
372
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:56,809
of what could be the flower
that blossoms into an idea.
373
00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:02,168
If you fucking tell anyone about this,
I'm gonna deny it, bro.
374
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:12,162
Fuck. This is some next-level shit, dude.
375
00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:13,691
You fucking like that?
376
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:16,481
I'm juicing up!
377
00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:27,449
I'm like a full-on juicehead now, bro.
378
00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:35,241
I got a new purpose now.
379
00:21:35,480 --> 00:21:37,084
Revenge!
380
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:42,007
Where's that fucking sausage?
Because this douche is DTFSU.
381
00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:46,006
Down to fuck a sausage up!
382
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:51,284
I'm coming for you!
383
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:57,731
First you come into our aisle
and occupy more and more shelf space.
384
00:21:57,920 --> 00:22:01,527
You even have settlements now on
the west shelf that you claim as your own.
385
00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:04,001
Oh, look, it's not our fault
we needed a homeland.
386
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:07,004
The sauerkraut kicked us out
of every decent aisle.
387
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:10,004
They tried to send us to
the barbeque section, for God's sake.
388
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:13,004
- We were displaced.
- Don't you talk to me about displacement!
389
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,606
My good friend Tabouli
was ousted from his shelf...
390
00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:19,207
just to make room
for that braided idiot, Challah.
391
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:23,086
Wow, I can't... Frank, Brenda, come on,
are you guys gonna weigh in here?
392
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:24,730
I mean, whose side are you on?
393
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:28,043
This isn't just about me. I mean,
first they come for the bagels...
394
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:32,370
I don't know. Isn't there room for both
of you? It seems like a pretty big aisle.
395
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:37,402
- Yeah. Both, sure.
- What a dumb sausage!
396
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:39,528
Like we can coexist!
397
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:42,047
- That's good material.
- Room for both of us!
398
00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:44,407
Holy shit.
399
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:56,841
Holy fucksticks.
We are "ray-ray" far from home.
400
00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:00,600
Liquor aisle.
401
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:03,208
Firewater.
402
00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:07,286
From here, it seems like the best route
is probably to go through the liquor aisle.
403
00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:08,680
So shall we?
404
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:11,684
What? It kind of seems out of the way.
Are you sure?
405
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:13,490
Yeah. Totally sure.
406
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:17,326
Okay, because the way you're saying it
doesn't sound like you're too confident.
407
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:20,563
- Oh. Uh, yeah, trust me.
- Oh, okay, there we go.
408
00:23:28,480 --> 00:23:30,360
♪ Who wants to dance now!
Come on, let's rock! ♪
409
00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:42,166
Kegger!
410
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:45,091
Holy shit. Look at this place.
411
00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:46,969
It's fucking crazy!
412
00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:51,125
Are you seeing this? They're all out
of their packages. What are they doing?
413
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:53,049
This is a place of unparalleled sin!
414
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:56,767
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
Didn't see you there. Sorry.
415
00:23:56,920 --> 00:24:00,208
Don't mind me. Just minding
my own business. Just passing through.
416
00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:03,807
Hey, bun!
Welcome to the aisle. Wanna dance?
417
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:06,885
No, thank you, mon. I'm quite irie...
418
00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,884
just being left alone over here,
don't you know?
419
00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:11,769
Oh, boy. That was Irish.
420
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:13,410
Holy shit!
421
00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,401
What a crazy coincidence!
This is Firewater's cave!
422
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:21,285
This is what Honey Mustard
was talking about. We should go.
423
00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:23,207
Okay, yeah, great.
You go do that.
424
00:24:23,232 --> 00:24:25,748
I'll just be out here
dry-humping this 40-ouncer.
425
00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:27,564
Not! Yeah, I said "not."
426
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:31,520
That's how serious I am. We can't piss the
gods off any more than we already have.
427
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:34,081
Okay, I totally get
you don't wanna go in there.
428
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:39,446
I'll tell you what. I'll go in super-duper
fast, in and out, I'll be five minutes.
429
00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:42,001
Fine. Five minutes. Be fast.
430
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:43,321
And careful.
431
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:46,131
- Mostly fast. We have to go.
- Thank you. You're the best.
432
00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:48,089
I'll meet you at the end of the aisle.
433
00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,360
- Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
- Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
434
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:55,286
Hiya, how are ya
435
00:24:55,440 --> 00:25:03,006
Hiya, how are ya
Hiya, how are ya
436
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:07,526
Hiya. How are ya?
437
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:10,047
I'm Frank. Are you Firewater?
438
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:13,643
- Mm-hm.
- What are you doing in this cave?
439
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:18,885
I am the original inhabitant
of this land.
440
00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:23,045
My kind once had a pristine aisle.
441
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:25,806
Majestic and untouched.
442
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,002
Then we were driven out of it...
443
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:31,323
by a bunch
of goddamn fucking crackers!
444
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:33,528
Oh, yeah. The crackers.
445
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,206
They do have a nice aisle.
446
00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:40,649
Okay, anyway, look. I was told that
you might have some answers?
447
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:43,162
Answers I have.
448
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:44,321
But first...
449
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,161
I must know the question.
450
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:51,768
Okay. Well, before I saw him
jump to his death...
451
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:55,720
Honey Mustard said the Great Beyond
is bullshit and the gods are monsters.
452
00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:59,171
And I always kind of thought
that it didn't quite add up.
453
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:04,281
So I guess my question is, what really
happens in the Great Beyond?
454
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,122
To find that which you seek...
455
00:26:08,280 --> 00:26:10,726
all you must do is look deep...
456
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:13,526
into my bag of wonderment.
457
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:15,245
Whoa.
458
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:20,845
I don't see anything.
459
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:23,924
Deeper.
460
00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:25,520
Deeper.
461
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:28,047
Put your whole head in the bag there.
There you go.
462
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,202
Just say when.
I'm just gonna keep going in.
463
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,536
Guys! Get out here!
Help me kill this prick.
464
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:35,166
This motherfucker knows
too much. We gotta off his ass!
465
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:37,761
Someone hand me
a blade. I'll gut this cocksucker!
466
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:41,527
No! If we kill him,
we are no better than the gods.
467
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:43,887
Ah... He is right.
468
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,082
Take off the bag of wonderment.
469
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,047
Who are you?
470
00:26:49,200 --> 00:26:53,603
We the nonperishables, motherfucker.
471
00:26:53,760 --> 00:26:55,649
We never expire.
472
00:26:55,840 --> 00:26:57,080
We are...
473
00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:58,526
immortal.
474
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:00,768
This here's Twink and Grits.
475
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:04,003
They call me Mr. Grits.
476
00:27:04,160 --> 00:27:05,810
Yeah, Mr. Grits. Yeah, whatever.
477
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:08,645
- You told him about the crackers?
- Yeah, I told him.
478
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:12,122
You don't even wanna hear
what they did to Mr. Grits over here.
479
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:13,361
Fuck the crackers.
480
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:16,763
I'm gonna fuck them crackers right
in the crack of they cracker asses.
481
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:18,331
Cracker-ass crackers.
482
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,562
Why kill me?
All I did was ask what happens...
483
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:24,008
in the Great Beyond.
Jeez! What's the big whoop?
484
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:27,761
We can't tell this sausage motherfucker
the truth. We just met his ass.
485
00:27:27,920 --> 00:27:33,290
He basically knows it already.
Maybe it's time to end this.
486
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:37,162
I am tired of all of the lies.
487
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:40,570
Prepare yourself.
For you're about to learn...
488
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:44,651
the terrible truth. Does anybody
want a hit before we get into this?
489
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:45,801
- Twink?
- Nah, I'm cool.
490
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,296
- Shit, if we smoking, I'll hit it.
- That's what I thought.
491
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:50,129
Pass the weed, motherfucker.
492
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:52,967
Goddamn!
493
00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:57,488
- This indica?
- Nah, man. Sativa.
494
00:27:57,640 --> 00:27:59,130
It's good shit. Clean high.
495
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,241
Oh, no, thanks.
496
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:05,928
Trust me. What you're about to hear,
you'll want some.
497
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:17,211
Fifty-five minutes.
498
00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:18,964
I know. Where is he?
499
00:28:19,120 --> 00:28:23,523
Wa-ha-ha.
Looks like you got ditched, bun. Ha-ha.
500
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:26,405
He wouldn't ditch me, dumbass.
He's my boyfriend. I mean...
501
00:28:26,600 --> 00:28:29,763
we touched T-I-Ps. Ha-ha-ha.
502
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:30,967
♪ We touched tips ♪
503
00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:34,965
♪ Just the tips
Oh, we touched our tips ♪
504
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:38,404
Sorry, I don't know why I'm singing.
505
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:41,803
♪ Sometimes I get nervous
And I'll sing! ♪
506
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,248
Maybe that's why he ditched you.
507
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:48,166
Your loose morals are revolting,
tip-toucher!
508
00:28:48,320 --> 00:28:52,564
You don't think that because I'm out
of the package he thinks I'm not pure?
509
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:55,963
God. I didn't want to say it,
but I do have that not-so-fresh feeling.
510
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:57,610
Excuse me.
511
00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:00,161
- Are you a bun?
- Uh...
512
00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:01,606
Yeah, I am. Why?
513
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:03,962
And you've been traveling
with a sausage?
514
00:29:04,120 --> 00:29:05,929
Yes! Yes, I have! Have you seen him?
515
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,890
I have! He's looking for you in my aisle.
516
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:12,283
He's right this way.
I can take you to him, chica.
517
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:15,650
I take you to him real good.
518
00:29:19,440 --> 00:29:22,046
All right, vamonos. Let's go.
519
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:23,770
I am to be trusted.
520
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:43,283
Yeah. This has a nice
south-of-the-border vibe. Heh.
521
00:29:52,280 --> 00:29:56,763
Okay, you go over there
and you sit at the bar right there, okay?
522
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:59,082
You can't move a muscle, okay?
523
00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:01,089
I'll be right back, all right?
524
00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:04,530
Okay.
525
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:09,405
And bless me, Santa Chimichanga, and
protect me from the Dark Lord. Amen.
526
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,005
Oh, sorry.
527
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:12,247
Excuse me.
528
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:15,730
The bun.
529
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:19,327
The one he's been searching for.
She's here.
530
00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:22,203
And she's beautiful.
531
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:29,887
Is it me or is everyone looking at us?
532
00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:32,970
- H, hi. It's nice to meet...
- Shh.
533
00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:35,691
Don't look at me. Eyes forward.
Act natural.
534
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:37,490
- Oh, okay.
- Listen.
535
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:39,290
My name is Teresa Del Taco.
536
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:41,209
And you are in grande danger.
537
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:44,324
This is a trap!
You must to come with me. Now!
538
00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:47,484
All right. I got them right here,
amigo. I...
539
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:49,290
Shit!
540
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:52,525
Get your nose out of my crotch!
541
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:56,321
My nose out of your crotch?
Get your crotch off my nose!
542
00:30:56,480 --> 00:31:00,041
- Hey. Why are we hiding?
- Shh.
543
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:01,247
He's coming.
544
00:31:01,560 --> 00:31:04,131
- Who?
- The one they call...
545
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,282
El Douche.
546
00:31:10,560 --> 00:31:12,403
- El Douche!
- El Douche!
547
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:14,688
What gives, bro?
You told me you had them.
548
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:18,731
So you drag me over to this fucking aisle
with all these illegal products...
549
00:31:18,880 --> 00:31:21,884
and now I don't see them.
So where the fuck are they?
550
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:23,565
Spill the beans!
551
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:25,961
Beans, I swear to fucking God,
if you don't...
552
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:29,243
- shut the fuck up...
- Oh, no. He's back! Where's Frank?
553
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:31,562
- They were just here.
- What part of:
554
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:35,486
"I want the sausage and the bun dead,
and if you see them, come and get me...
555
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:38,291
and if I find out that
you didn't come and get me...
556
00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:42,047
or just couldn't find them good enough,
I'll fucking kill your asses"...
557
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,168
did you not understand, Tequila?
558
00:31:44,320 --> 00:31:47,608
Well, it's a pretty confusing sentence
to be honest with you, you know?
559
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:50,087
I mean, this is...
This happens, you know?
560
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:53,369
Bro, come here. No, it's fine.
It's cool. No biggie.
561
00:31:53,520 --> 00:31:58,845
I'm not gonna do something fucked up
to you now as soon as I get you in close.
562
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:01,247
- Aah!
- No way, José!
563
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:05,570
Yes way. José's fucking dead, yo.
564
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:14,563
Right in my guac and balls.
565
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:17,007
And the same thing's
gonna happen to all of you...
566
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:20,488
unless you find
the sausage and the bun.
567
00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:22,364
Por aca, por aca, this way.
568
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:25,808
The coyotes used this tunnel
to smuggle some of us out of the aisle...
569
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,445
in hope of a better life.
570
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:29,409
We will do the same.
571
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,401
- It's good shit, isn't it?
- Okay.
572
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:37,485
Okay, I'm super baked. My friends are
probably wondering where the hell I am.
573
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:40,729
Will somebody please just tell me
something already?
574
00:32:40,880 --> 00:32:44,885
Okay. The thing about
the Great Beyond is...
575
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:46,281
we invented it!
576
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,369
- What?!
- I know, right?
577
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:52,366
As soon as you're out those doors,
the gods kill our asses.
578
00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:56,525
What, are you crazy? That doesn't make
any sense. Why would the gods kill us?
579
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:58,603
Because it makes them stronger.
580
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:01,411
Every kill gives them more power,
and it's never enough.
581
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:05,690
Over the years, they've grown
bigger, stronger, fatter.
582
00:33:05,840 --> 00:33:08,366
Their hunger's insatiable, buddy.
I mean, fuck.
583
00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:10,124
You guys are fucking nuts.
584
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:13,363
How much of that shit have you been
smoking? Too much is how much.
585
00:33:13,520 --> 00:33:15,887
We blaze for real, 24/7. No joke.
586
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:18,725
But we also know our shit.
587
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:22,202
Before us,
everyone knew the awful truth.
588
00:33:23,760 --> 00:33:26,240
Oh, how they screamed.
589
00:33:26,440 --> 00:33:28,044
It was a living nightmare.
590
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:32,046
So we, the nonperishables,
created a story.
591
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,328
The story of the Great Beyond.
592
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:37,006
A place where the gods care for you...
593
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:41,171
and all your wildest and wettest
dreams would come true.
594
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:47,082
They would go out those doors happy
instead of shitting themselves.
595
00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:50,130
Wait, wait. So you're telling me
you wrote the song?
596
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:53,489
I can't take full credit.
I wrote the music. Twink is my lyricist.
597
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:57,243
We both drop it right
and we drop it all the time. Boom.
598
00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:59,129
The melody came to me one night...
599
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:03,285
when I was getting
super, super, super baked.
600
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,841
Like fuck-a-guy baked.
You know what I'm saying?
601
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:07,485
Yeah, he does.
602
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,241
The song had a great hook
and it caught on. You know.
603
00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:13,842
In time, everyone accepted
this false truth.
604
00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:19,086
But over the years,
things started to get a little fucky.
605
00:34:19,280 --> 00:34:22,648
The aisles started changing my verses
to support their own views.
606
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:27,849
Fucking with Twink's lyrics.
Remixing my shit without my permish.
607
00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:31,449
Now every morning
when I hear the song, I'm like:
608
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:33,329
"What the fuck are you guys saying?!"
609
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:37,326
Wasn't there a part about exterminating
juice? I didn't write that! I love juice!
610
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:41,883
Always have. Juice are hilarious. Who
the fuck do these guys think they are?
611
00:34:44,080 --> 00:34:48,085
Anyway, at least it's still
distracting them from the truth;
612
00:34:48,240 --> 00:34:51,289
That they get brutally devoured.
613
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:54,968
So that means Carl and Barry are dead?
614
00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:58,648
I don't know who those dudes are.
But if they went out those doors?
615
00:34:58,920 --> 00:35:00,649
Dead as a motherfucker.
616
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,365
Oh, God.
617
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:05,444
If what you're saying is true,
I gotta tell everyone.
618
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:09,969
Very noble, little sausage.
But also very pointless.
619
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:11,565
No one will believe you.
620
00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:14,690
I have to try.
Everyone will die otherwise.
621
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,128
Oh, yeah. That's a good point.
Fuck me, right?
622
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:19,203
Wait, do you guys have any proof
of this?
623
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:24,209
Go to the Dark Aisle. Beyond the ice.
624
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:25,771
Why? What's in that aisle?
625
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:28,321
Oh, you'll see. But I warn you...
626
00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:30,682
once you see that shit...
627
00:35:30,840 --> 00:35:34,925
it'll fuck you up for life.
628
00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:37,561
Good luck! Have fun! Ha-ha-ha.
629
00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:42,681
Hey, Grits. Pack another bowl, will you?
I'm a-hankering for a hunk of herb.
630
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:51,131
Shit. I really needed that douche.
631
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:54,648
Holy shit, we're actually here!
Come on, Barry, you're missing it, man!
632
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:56,126
Dude, get in on this shit.
633
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:59,921
God, what have I done? Frank needed
my help, but I wasn't there for him.
634
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:02,765
After all the times he stood up for me,
you know.
635
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:04,922
God, I'm such a fearful coward.
636
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:07,367
He'll never forgive me.
I'll never forgive me.
637
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:10,689
Look, Barry, the only way
to respectfully honor Frank...
638
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:12,649
is to completely forget about him.
639
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:15,121
- Oh.
- And, hey, for all we know, he's okay.
640
00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:18,363
He's probably headed back to our aisle
and he'll be here tomorrow.
641
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:20,841
Just act happy. Ignore your feelings.
642
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,446
Come on, let's see that smile. Ah.
643
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:24,931
I see that lip curling up.
644
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:27,362
Oh, there you go! Whoo!
645
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:30,888
Yeah. Yeah, you're right.
We're in the Great Be-frigging-yond.
646
00:36:32,720 --> 00:36:34,051
Get ready, boys!
647
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:37,204
We's about to fills what we need to fills.
648
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:38,681
Feel that breeze.
649
00:36:38,880 --> 00:36:41,087
- Carl, do you feel that?
- This feels amazing.
650
00:36:41,760 --> 00:36:43,489
- Whoo-hoo!
- Oh, yeah.
651
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:45,045
We're out of the package.
652
00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:46,531
It's beautiful, man.
653
00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:51,009
It's just beautiful! I'm crying!
I'm crying because it's so pretty here!
654
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:53,606
Stretch your legs with me, Carl.
Just do it, man.
655
00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:58,527
Oh, yes! Yes!
I'm the first to enter eternity!
656
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:02,123
Potato! Way to go, buddy!
That's my guy!
657
00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:06,691
Being bathed by the hands of a god!
658
00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:13,525
♪ Oh, Danny boy
The pipes, the pipes are call... I ♪
659
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:15,569
Oh, Jesus fuck!
660
00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:17,370
Oh, God! Me skin!
661
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:20,842
- She's peeling me fucking skin!
- What the fuck?!
662
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:23,765
Jesus, you fucking whore!
663
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:26,321
Me eyes! They burn!
664
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:29,370
No! Please, no! I have got a famiglia!
665
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:36,161
No! No!
666
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:38,971
Cheese! You don't deserve that!
667
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:44,481
Oh, no! No!
668
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:52,122
For the love of shit, run!
669
00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:54,970
Whoops!
670
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:58,484
I want my mommy!
671
00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:04,931
They're eating children!
672
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:06,889
Fucking children!
673
00:38:08,080 --> 00:38:10,128
- We gotta run!
- Oh!
674
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:11,805
We're all gonna die!
675
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:16,010
Barry! Snap the fuck out of it and run!
676
00:38:20,720 --> 00:38:23,769
Okay, little buddy.
Jump on the count of three.
677
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:24,921
One!
678
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:26,081
Two!
679
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:27,725
Thre... Uhn.
680
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:29,160
Carl?
681
00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,765
"Gar babar" what?
What are you saying, Carl?
682
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,128
Oh! Oh, God. No!
683
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:40,124
No! Oh, God! Carl!
684
00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:41,850
Carl!
685
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,169
Barry!
686
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:47,483
Carl! Dear sweet Carl.
687
00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:49,324
What have they done to you, Carl?
688
00:38:49,480 --> 00:38:51,244
No!
689
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:54,124
Whoa!
690
00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:57,200
No! No.No.No!
691
00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:04,641
I fall out of the cart, then I lose Frank,
now I'm being hunted by a douche.
692
00:39:04,800 --> 00:39:07,007
The gods must be punishing me,
don't you see?
693
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:09,766
This is what I get for giving in
to my disgusting urges.
694
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:11,645
I'm such a whore.
695
00:39:11,800 --> 00:39:16,283
Sweet bun, I must admit I too
sometimes have urges...
696
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:18,568
impure thoughts. We all do.
697
00:39:18,720 --> 00:39:21,326
Oh, good. That actually makes me
feel a little better.
698
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:24,006
- We must never give in to them.
- That's the opposite...
699
00:39:24,160 --> 00:39:25,924
- of what I thought you'd say.
- Yes.
700
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:29,926
The gods are always watching,
even when we cannot see them.
701
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:31,810
You think it's too late for me?
702
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:34,531
Do not worry, bun. I will get you home.
703
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:37,084
Can I ask why you're helping me?
704
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:42,770
When I saw you, I felt inside myself
a tingling-lingling sensation.
705
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:46,049
I am sure it was the gods
telling me to help you.
706
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,931
It was as though I saw myself in you.
707
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:51,967
Yeah. Yeah, I guess
I kind of see myself in you too.
708
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:54,811
I mean, look at our shapes.
You know, you're sideways.
709
00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,327
But still, you're kind of like me.
710
00:39:57,480 --> 00:40:00,324
A thin, brittle version of me.
711
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:04,451
Or another way of looking at it
is you're a fat, ugly version of her.
712
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:08,571
- All right. That's not necessary.
- That's no way to treat a lady.
713
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:10,961
Oh, fuck!
714
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:12,849
That's right, girl. It's me.
715
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:14,929
And what we got here?
716
00:40:15,120 --> 00:40:17,691
A taco, a whiny doughnut...
717
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:22,801
and some stupid floppy thing
that nobody knows exactly what it is.
718
00:40:22,960 --> 00:40:23,961
Okay, so...
719
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:25,690
Did someone say "Queso"?
720
00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,684
A fucking stretch,
and you know you it, Queso!
721
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:31,650
So where was I? Oh, right.
722
00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:34,531
I was about to beat on you
most viciously...
723
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:36,842
- and in my opinion appropriately...
- Oh!
724
00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,241
To find the whereabouts...
725
00:40:39,400 --> 00:40:44,486
of the sausage who destroyed
my body and my...
726
00:40:44,640 --> 00:40:47,086
- Fucking...
- Run for your lives!
727
00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:52,406
Fuck, that hurts so much! Oh!
728
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:55,046
Run!
729
00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:56,691
Oh, he's coming at us!
730
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:00,764
Hurry!
731
00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:07,564
- Guys, I'm stuck!
- Yaah!
732
00:41:07,720 --> 00:41:09,051
Ay, my bunny-bun!
733
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:11,726
- I told you she was too fat.
- I heard that!
734
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:13,848
Come on, honeybun, suck it in.
735
00:41:14,440 --> 00:41:16,966
- Aah!
- He's coming, he's coming.
736
00:41:17,160 --> 00:41:19,083
Eso duele, get the butter!
737
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:24,805
Fuck! Stuck!
You gotta be kidding me, dude!
738
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:30,166
Toma la pinche douche de la chingada
de mierda pendejo son of a bitch!
739
00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:31,886
Yeah! What she said!
740
00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:35,283
Ay, mi gordita, let's not start
eating each other's boxes just yet.
741
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:37,488
We are still not safe here. Let's go!
742
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:38,727
Screw you!
743
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:40,848
I'm gonna get you, my pretty!
744
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:43,970
I'm gonna get you
and your little sausage too!
745
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:46,487
Go fuck yourself, El Douche.
746
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:49,411
Ay, Santa Chimichanga...
747
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:52,006
I promise to be a good taco.
748
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:03,681
Shit, shit, shit!
Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man.
749
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:06,844
What do I do? I'm all alone.
I'm a coward and I'm all alone.
750
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:10,761
I fucked over Frank, Carl's dead
and I'm all alone.
751
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:13,531
This is what I get for being a pussy.
752
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:15,371
Oh, no, a god!
753
00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:27,730
A sausage.
754
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:31,248
Sir? Sir, I'm sorry to wake you.
I'm a fellow sausage in distress.
755
00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:34,125
My name's Barry, it's a pleasure
to meet you. What's your name?
756
00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:38,205
Oh, God!
757
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:40,283
No, no, no! Aah!
758
00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:47,726
I begged them to stop,
but they just wouldn't.
759
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:50,167
First, the gods stretched me till it hurt.
760
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:52,971
Then they went inside me and then...
And then...
761
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:54,451
- Aah!
762
00:42:54,600 --> 00:42:55,681
Look at me.
763
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:57,211
Look at me!
764
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:03,006
They... They feel no remorse.
765
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:06,243
Oh, God, oh, God! What's the point
of even living anymore?
766
00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:08,209
I might as well just die.
767
00:43:18,360 --> 00:43:19,361
Home.
768
00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:21,648
Maybe this god can get me home.
769
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:24,929
Hey, man, be careful with this.
Bath salts are the real deal.
770
00:43:25,120 --> 00:43:27,930
People been seeing some crazy shit.
771
00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:29,167
Awesome.
772
00:43:29,320 --> 00:43:31,243
I can warn Frank.
773
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:33,204
Here goes everything!
774
00:43:54,520 --> 00:43:56,409
Brenda!
775
00:43:57,480 --> 00:43:58,606
Oh!
776
00:43:59,240 --> 00:44:00,810
Brenda!
777
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:03,201
Brenda! Oh, Brenda, there you are!
778
00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:04,850
- Frank!
- Ah! You feel so good.
779
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:07,207
I was afraid you left me
because I wasn't fresh.
780
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:09,522
I was attacked by a douche.
He's trying to kill us!
781
00:44:09,680 --> 00:44:13,002
Douche? Oh, my God, Brenda!
Are you okay? Did he come at you?
782
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:16,687
Yes, I'm fine, but it was really scary.
Where have you been?
783
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:20,726
All right, look, I found out
some pretty major shit.
784
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:24,407
I met this group of nonperishables
between the shelves, and they told me...
785
00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:28,326
that they invented the Great Beyond
because the gods are evil...
786
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:30,084
- and they kill us!
- What?
787
00:44:30,240 --> 00:44:33,847
But apparently there's proof
in the Dark Aisle beyond the ice.
788
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,207
We gotta go there and check it out!
Let's go!
789
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:39,847
Don't say that. You're starting to sound
like that whack-job Honey Mustard.
790
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,082
Maybe Honey Mustard
wasn't so crazy after all.
791
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:43,611
Frank, Frank, stop it.
792
00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:46,604
The gods are already pissed at us.
Please don't make it worse.
793
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:49,366
Just come on, we have to get home
before it's too late.
794
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:53,206
Well, Brenda, I can't just do that.
I need to know the truth.
795
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:56,967
I need to go to the Dark Aisle,
and I want you to come with me.
796
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:58,246
I can't do that.
797
00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:00,323
- I want you to come home with me.
- Well...
798
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:02,765
I can't do that.
799
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:05,766
Then I don't really know what to do
right now.
800
00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:08,643
I don't either.
801
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:14,601
I don't get how you can just believe stuff
you don't have any proof of.
802
00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:17,684
How come all of a sudden
you only believe if there's proof?
803
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:19,683
I'm not walking around
with my eyes closed!
804
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:23,526
What are you saying? I should believe
in nothing? That everything is pointless?
805
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:26,490
Better than believing bullshit
that you can't explain!
806
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:29,530
Maybe I don't need to explain it
because it's something I feel.
807
00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:34,447
Well, I feel like that makes it hard
to have a rational conversation.
808
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:38,047
Eff you, Frank. You know what?
I was wrong before.
809
00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:40,123
There is a Great Beyond without you...
810
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:44,171
and I'm gonna go there
and fill myself with something else!
811
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:45,481
You don't mean that.
812
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:48,968
Yes, I do. I'll fill myself
with a parsnip or a dill pickle.
813
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:51,202
Maybe even an eggplant.
814
00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:55,331
You couldn't fit an eggplant in there!
It's too big! It'll tear you in half!
815
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:57,568
Oh, you'd be amazed
what I could fit in here.
816
00:45:57,720 --> 00:46:00,007
What the fuck is going on
with these two?
817
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:03,562
Maybe I'll really mix it up. Stick
a tube of toothpaste in there, huh?
818
00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:06,564
- Squeeze it all over my face.
- You're just trying to hurt me!
819
00:46:06,720 --> 00:46:09,564
- All over my backside, neck and face.
- I'm not gonna listen!
820
00:46:09,720 --> 00:46:11,370
Brenda! Brenda, okay, look.
821
00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:14,888
Let's just stop this, okay? Okay?
You're my bun.
822
00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:17,208
Oh, don't "You're my bun.
Hey, trust me!
823
00:46:17,360 --> 00:46:19,408
Hey, guys, come over here, follow me!
Ha-ha."
824
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:21,722
You're basically saying
you don't care about me.
825
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:23,206
What?! No, I'm not!
826
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:27,843
Well, actions speak louder than words,
and your actions, sir, are deafening.
827
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:30,961
I can't believe I got out of my package
for you...
828
00:46:31,120 --> 00:46:33,771
and you won't get back in one for me.
829
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:35,524
Goodbye, Frank.
830
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:45,322
We will tell stories of your idiocy.
831
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:46,561
Stay safe.
832
00:46:46,720 --> 00:46:49,485
Come on, guys, this affects all of us!
833
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:50,846
Brenda!
834
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,764
Sammy! Lavash!
835
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:54,763
Taco Lady. I didn't get your name yet.
836
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,328
Brenda!
837
00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:05,887
♪ And I would do anything for love ♪
838
00:47:07,240 --> 00:47:09,971
♪ I'd run right into hell and back ♪
839
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:17,002
♪ I would do anything for love ♪
840
00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:20,721
♪ I'll never lie to you and that's a fact ♪
841
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:23,048
♪ Ah, ah ♪
842
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:25,761
♪ But I'll never forgive myself ♪
843
00:47:25,920 --> 00:47:29,447
♪ If we don't go all the way ♪
844
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:32,049
♪ Tonight ♪
845
00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:36,450
♪ And I would do anything for love ♪
846
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:39,241
♪ But I won't do that ♪
847
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:42,969
♪ No, I won't do that ♪
848
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:46,529
♪ I would do anything for love ♪
849
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:49,524
♪ Anything you've been dreaming of ♪
850
00:47:49,720 --> 00:47:52,326
♪ But I just won't do that ♪
851
00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:55,809
♪ I would do anything for love ♪
852
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:58,805
♪ Anything you've been dreaming of ♪
853
00:47:58,960 --> 00:48:02,328
♪ But I just won't do that ♪
854
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:07,445
Aah!
855
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:25,087
What is this place?
856
00:48:34,240 --> 00:48:37,050
Well, everybody told me not to do this.
857
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:38,690
But fuck everybody.
858
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:41,969
Because bath salts here I come!
859
00:48:52,480 --> 00:48:53,925
Ow.
860
00:48:55,840 --> 00:48:58,002
Surf's up!
861
00:48:58,720 --> 00:49:04,523
Fuck me! Hee-hee-hee!
862
00:49:14,280 --> 00:49:18,444
Oh, my God. Ooh.
863
00:49:18,960 --> 00:49:22,248
- What's he doing to himself?
- Oh, yeah.
864
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:27,691
These bath salts are so good. Ooh.
865
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:30,770
Oh, shit.
866
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:41,488
Oh, it just got better!
867
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:44,251
Bath salts must be kicking in.
868
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:50,325
What?
869
00:49:57,360 --> 00:50:00,125
What the fuck?
870
00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:01,725
Uh...
871
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:03,530
- Hello?
- Aah!
872
00:50:08,240 --> 00:50:10,129
Please don't kill me!
Please, just wait!
873
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:11,406
What are you?
874
00:50:12,720 --> 00:50:15,530
Are you some kind of
magical sausage?
875
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:18,729
No, no. No, I'm just Barry.
I'm just Barry.
876
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:20,006
Wait.
877
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:22,965
Wait. You can actually understand me?
878
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:25,970
And I can actually understand you?
879
00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:30,409
Whoa. The bath salts are showing me
the real world.
880
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:33,609
It's fucking lifted the
veil of non-reality!
881
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:37,407
Holy shit! He can actually see us?
882
00:50:37,560 --> 00:50:42,088
Bath salts are just as bad
as they said it would be! Aah.
883
00:50:42,240 --> 00:50:44,925
I'm tweaked! I'm tweaking!
884
00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:48,289
Whoa, dude! Just take it easy,
just breathe, dude, just breathe.
885
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:50,687
You're not tweaking,
you're just peaking, man.
886
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:53,844
Just be with me. Be cool.
This wave's gotta crash.
887
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:57,527
I can't! You're all alive
and looking at me with your...
888
00:50:57,680 --> 00:50:59,728
With your gloves...
889
00:50:59,880 --> 00:51:02,929
and your little shoes and your arms
and your legs!
890
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:05,521
Legs, huh? Look at me.
891
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:08,650
Look at me. I ain't got no legs,
you fuck!
892
00:51:08,800 --> 00:51:11,041
You ate my goddamn legs!
893
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:13,168
Oh, no, not Mr. Pizza!
894
00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:16,529
Oh, fuck! I've eaten so many
of your family members!
895
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:18,489
I've committed pizza genocide!
896
00:51:18,640 --> 00:51:20,290
Mr. Sausage, when will it end?!
897
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:23,250
"When will it end"?
When he stops drinking us.
898
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:24,401
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
899
00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:26,011
And stops eating us!
900
00:51:26,160 --> 00:51:28,242
- Same here!
- Fuck yeah!
901
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:31,290
And when he stops using us!
902
00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:33,084
What did he do to you?
903
00:51:33,920 --> 00:51:36,844
You don't wanna fucking know.
904
00:51:37,560 --> 00:51:39,927
Okay, okay. I promise.
905
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:41,889
I'll never eat food again. I'll just...
906
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:45,647
I'll just eat dirt and wipe my ass
with sticks!
907
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:48,849
Good. And there's one more thing
you're gonna do.
908
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:50,486
Take...
909
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:51,846
me...
910
00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:53,246
home.
911
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:55,283
You got it!
912
00:51:55,440 --> 00:51:59,968
I just need to rest my eyes for a few.
913
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:05,846
I literally can't wait to be home.
914
00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:08,685
I'm so excited, I'm plotzing.
915
00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:12,322
Gefilte Fish will be there. Matzah.
Even Hummus.
916
00:52:12,520 --> 00:52:15,285
- Wait a minute. You know Hummus?
- Know him?
917
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:19,405
I'm gonna go so far as to say I consider
Hummus one of my dearest friends.
918
00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:21,927
Really? I too know Hummus!
919
00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:24,765
- And I too consider him a dear friend.
- Hm.
920
00:52:24,920 --> 00:52:26,160
We both like Hummus.
921
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:29,688
Well, any friend of Hummus is a...
922
00:52:30,320 --> 00:52:32,527
Get the fuck away from me.
923
00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:35,363
What troubles you, sweet Brenda?
924
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:38,842
It's just Frank.
I can't believe he did this to me.
925
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:40,525
We were supposed to be together.
926
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:42,967
He's flawed, as are we all.
927
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:47,091
But your Frank did say some things
that have stayed with me.
928
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:50,611
We live our lives with all these rules...
929
00:52:50,760 --> 00:52:54,048
and some of them stop us
from doing the things we want...
930
00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:58,000
causing our deepest urges
to be suppressed...
931
00:52:58,160 --> 00:53:02,324
when they are gathering like wildfire
between our legs!
932
00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:04,323
Did you say "between our legs"?
933
00:53:04,480 --> 00:53:05,686
There it is.
934
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:09,162
- Look, my homeland!
- Oh, look, my aisle!
935
00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:12,051
- Hurray!
- Yes!
936
00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:19,810
Well, I guess this is goodbye.
937
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:23,726
Well, jeez,
it's been a sincere sensation.
938
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:25,484
Goodbye, Brenda Bunson.
939
00:53:25,680 --> 00:53:27,091
Goodbye, Teresa Del Taco.
940
00:53:27,240 --> 00:53:28,685
So long, Bagel.
941
00:53:29,040 --> 00:53:31,441
Traveling with you was...
942
00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:34,371
- tolerable.
- Oh, you're so sweet.
943
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:36,804
Later, you flappy fuck.
944
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:40,164
Well, Teresa, you've done
as much as you promised.
945
00:53:40,360 --> 00:53:43,569
You got me back to my aisle safely.
I really can't thank you enough.
946
00:53:44,120 --> 00:53:46,930
Look, Brenda, I'm going to come clean.
947
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:49,811
I have feelings for you I can't deny.
948
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:52,122
- Crotch feelings.
- "Crotch"?
949
00:53:52,280 --> 00:53:54,760
Sorry. But I'm not a soft taco.
950
00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:57,122
I'm a hard, horny taco.
951
00:53:57,280 --> 00:53:58,964
Oh, you don't have to apologize.
952
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:02,203
Honestly, if the rules were different,
maybe I'd give it a whirl.
953
00:54:02,360 --> 00:54:05,330
- Don't knock it till you try it, right?
- That's what I'm saying.
954
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:07,209
But I can't try it.
955
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:09,840
And therefore, I have to knock it.
956
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,048
It's just not what the gods intended.
957
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:14,680
Look, there's temptation everywhere.
I see it.
958
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:16,683
Stiff sausages...
959
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:19,411
and sexy tacos.
960
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:22,211
But if there is one thing I've learned
on this journey...
961
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:24,402
what we want doesn't matter.
962
00:54:24,600 --> 00:54:26,329
You can't disobey the gods.
963
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:28,244
I'm really sorry.
964
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:29,686
I'll never forget you.
965
00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:32,531
Hola, Teresa.
966
00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:34,444
Hola means "hello."
967
00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:37,928
- Oh. What's the word for "goodbye"?
- Adios.
968
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:40,209
Exactly.
969
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:49,766
- Shit.
- How the fuck does this thing work?
970
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:52,727
I wish this god would wake up already.
971
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:55,042
How am I supposed to get back
to Frank?
972
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:59,046
Perhaps I could be of some assistance.
973
00:54:59,200 --> 00:55:01,089
What? Who the hell is that?
974
00:55:01,240 --> 00:55:05,450
Oh, only the most intelligent
being alive.
975
00:55:05,600 --> 00:55:09,002
I am Sorbitol, Malitol,
Xylitol, Mannitol...
976
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:11,726
Calcium Carbonate, Soy Lecithin...
977
00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:14,451
Vegetable-Derived Glycerin and Talc.
978
00:55:14,600 --> 00:55:17,570
But for expediency's sake,
you can call me...
979
00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:19,850
Gum.
980
00:55:20,720 --> 00:55:24,964
For 20 years, I was stuck
under the desk of a brilliant scientist.
981
00:55:25,120 --> 00:55:27,122
I was scraped off and discarded...
982
00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:31,922
and eventually found myself
stuck to a shoe that dropped me here.
983
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:34,721
Your home is a supermarket.
984
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:36,609
This is but one of many...
985
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:40,606
as your particular chain
of supermarkets is ever-expanding...
986
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:42,728
unified by a singular purpose:
987
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:46,168
To store food and products
for human consumption.
988
00:55:46,400 --> 00:55:52,089
The supermarket in the closest
physical vicinity to us is here.
989
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:57,411
If the human operates his automotive,
the journey should take 9.8 minutes.
990
00:55:57,560 --> 00:56:00,245
Great. That last part
was all you had to say, really.
991
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:01,561
Hey, wake up!
992
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:05,440
Hey! Idiot!
993
00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:11,325
Are you hearing me?
994
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:13,926
Dude! It's me, Barry!
995
00:56:14,280 --> 00:56:16,681
What? What? What? Huh? Huh? Huh?
996
00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:18,530
On.
997
00:56:19,040 --> 00:56:21,088
What the fuck is this doing here?
998
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:25,047
Oh, yeah. Bath salts. Ha-ha-ha.
999
00:56:25,280 --> 00:56:29,968
I can't believe I was actually
talking to you, sausage. Ha-ha-ha.
1000
00:56:30,120 --> 00:56:34,603
God! Tripping balls for three hours
really works up an appetite.
1001
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:38,282
Oh, no. This is not good.
1002
00:56:41,320 --> 00:56:42,321
What are you doing?
1003
00:56:42,480 --> 00:56:46,166
The human is no longer aware
of the fourth dimension.
1004
00:56:46,480 --> 00:56:47,561
No! No!
1005
00:56:47,720 --> 00:56:50,041
The effects of the opiate have dissipated.
1006
00:56:50,200 --> 00:56:54,171
Your speech and movements
are imperceptible to him.
1007
00:56:54,320 --> 00:56:55,845
We are totally fucked.
1008
00:56:57,720 --> 00:57:00,246
Oh, my God.
1009
00:57:02,120 --> 00:57:05,169
No! No! Oh, God! Ah!
1010
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:07,451
Put me down! No!
1011
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:09,843
Come on, put me down.
1012
00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:11,281
Oh, God.
1013
00:57:11,440 --> 00:57:13,124
Help me! Ah!
1014
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:21,124
Oh, no. It can't end like this.
1015
00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:23,647
I have to warn Frank. No. No!
1016
00:57:24,360 --> 00:57:25,486
No!
1017
00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:30,845
What the fuck is this place?
1018
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:15,809
What the fuck is that?
1019
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,002
Fuck.
1020
00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:33,171
No.
1021
00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:35,047
No way.
1022
00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:36,487
No. No.
1023
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:37,926
No, no, no.
1024
00:58:40,880 --> 00:58:42,769
I gotta show them.
1025
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:46,083
They need to know how wrong
they all are before it's too late!
1026
00:58:56,960 --> 00:58:59,884
Sammy, Bubula, where have you been?
1027
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:03,567
Oh, I'm surprised that savage Lavash
didn't stone you to death.
1028
00:59:03,720 --> 00:59:06,041
You had to travel with a bagel?
1029
00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:09,522
How much did his dirty hands
steal from you?
1030
00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:11,640
A ton.
1031
00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:18,088
What are you doing out of a package?
1032
00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:20,328
It's almost Red, White and Blue Day.
Hello.
1033
00:59:20,480 --> 00:59:23,290
Well, you know,
it's a long, pretty sad story, actually...
1034
00:59:23,440 --> 00:59:25,442
and I'd rather not get into it
right now.
1035
00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:26,931
What the fuck are you doing?
1036
00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:29,122
- Stop it!
- Stop!
1037
00:59:29,280 --> 00:59:31,009
- There we go.
- You're smushing me.
1038
00:59:31,160 --> 00:59:33,049
- Help me!
- Perfect fit.
1039
00:59:33,200 --> 00:59:35,009
God! Move your fat ass.
1040
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:48,161
I'm fucking jacked up now, bro.
1041
00:59:50,200 --> 00:59:52,680
Where's that fucking "sauzeech"?
1042
01:00:04,320 --> 01:00:06,971
Um... Friends.
1043
01:00:07,640 --> 01:00:09,563
Ramen.
1044
01:00:09,720 --> 01:00:12,121
- Country Club Lemonade.
- Huh?
1045
01:00:12,840 --> 01:00:15,286
Lend me your ears of Corn.
1046
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:19,362
I am Frank...
1047
01:00:19,560 --> 01:00:21,927
and I am a sausage.
1048
01:00:22,520 --> 01:00:26,650
A little sausage
with some pretty big news.
1049
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:31,524
Everything we've been led to believe
is a lie.
1050
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:36,130
When we get chosen by the gods,
they're choosing us for death.
1051
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:39,847
Murder. Automatic expiration.
1052
01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,082
The Great Beyond is bullshit.
1053
01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:43,645
- What?!
- That's crazy talk!
1054
01:00:43,800 --> 01:00:45,211
You liar!
1055
01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:48,523
I know you don't wanna believe it,
but I have proof!
1056
01:00:51,080 --> 01:00:53,208
- Ooh!
- What is this?
1057
01:00:53,360 --> 01:00:56,284
It's... It's murder!
1058
01:00:56,680 --> 01:00:58,842
This... This makes no sense.
1059
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:01,367
But what about
the extra-virgin olive oil?
1060
01:01:01,520 --> 01:01:06,003
My flaps will be dry for an eternity!
I can't have dry flaps.
1061
01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:07,321
I can't!
1062
01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:11,322
Okay, whoa, whoa, easy. Guys!
1063
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:13,170
Easy! Look, I have a plan.
1064
01:01:13,600 --> 01:01:14,601
We can run.
1065
01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:16,569
I can't run. I'll melt.
1066
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:19,200
Okay, then we'll hide.
1067
01:01:19,400 --> 01:01:21,641
Where? I'm huge.
1068
01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:24,485
- Then we'll fight!
- I ain't fighting alongside fruits!
1069
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:26,529
Whatever, you nutjob.
1070
01:01:26,680 --> 01:01:29,001
So we cannot run, we cannot hide...
1071
01:01:29,200 --> 01:01:33,330
and we cannot stand up to them
because they're fucking gods...
1072
01:01:33,480 --> 01:01:35,164
and they are immortal!
1073
01:01:35,320 --> 01:01:40,008
So, basically, there's no hope,
and we're royally fucked!
1074
01:01:40,160 --> 01:01:42,891
Hey, guys! You wanna believe that?
1075
01:01:43,040 --> 01:01:44,963
Or this?
1076
01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:47,327
- I don't like bad things.
- Me, either.
1077
01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:49,289
We choose the more pleasant thing.
1078
01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:53,411
Yeah. I mean, what this sausage
is saying, it's just a theory.
1079
01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:57,047
No, no, no, it's not a theory,
you morons. It's a fact!
1080
01:01:57,200 --> 01:02:00,522
I'm showing you physical evidence.
Open your eyes. Don't be so weak.
1081
01:02:00,680 --> 01:02:02,648
Oh, Frank, what are you doing?
1082
01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:05,041
You, señor, have no bedside manner.
1083
01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:08,289
- I got bedside manner!
- You don't respect anyone else's beliefs.
1084
01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:10,602
You intolerant piece of shit.
1085
01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:16,401
No, it's starting. No.
1086
01:02:27,280 --> 01:02:28,361
Oh, no, no, no.
1087
01:02:28,840 --> 01:02:30,888
Come on. Sing.
1088
01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:33,520
- Do it.
- No! Don't do it, Corn.
1089
01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:36,081
- Come on, Larry. You can do it.
- Start.
1090
01:02:36,520 --> 01:02:38,284
Don't you dare fucking do it, Corn.
1091
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:43,047
Don't you fucking do it.
1092
01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:49,645
♪ Dear gods
You're so divine in each and every way ♪
1093
01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:51,529
♪ To you we pray ♪
1094
01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:52,681
Brenda!
1095
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:55,366
♪ Dear gods
We pledge our love to you ♪
1096
01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:56,760
♪ Forever more ♪
1097
01:02:56,960 --> 01:02:59,440
Brenda! You gotta get out of there!
No! No, no, no!
1098
01:02:59,600 --> 01:03:00,647
- No!
- Frank!
1099
01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:02,609
No!
1100
01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:06,249
Brenda! Oh, God.
1101
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:09,523
♪ Where we're sure
Nothing bad happens to food ♪
1102
01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:11,802
♪ Once we're out the sliding doors ♪
1103
01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:12,961
Brenda!
1104
01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:15,805
What's up? I'm Ralph.
Looks like this is happening, huh?
1105
01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:17,883
Yeah, I've been working on my moves.
1106
01:03:18,040 --> 01:03:19,485
Ever heard of the jackrabbit?
1107
01:03:20,840 --> 01:03:22,171
Oh, fuck.
1108
01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:27,167
♪ The gods will always care for us ♪
1109
01:03:27,360 --> 01:03:30,284
♪ They won't squeeze us out their butts ♪
1110
01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:33,046
♪ We cannot overstate
How confident we are ♪
1111
01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:36,449
♪ That our beliefs are accurate
And nothing awful happens to us... ♪
1112
01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:37,721
Brenda!
1113
01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:42,203
No! Where is she?
1114
01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:43,726
Shit!
1115
01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:51,649
Goddamn it.
1116
01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:53,131
I blew it.
1117
01:03:54,480 --> 01:03:58,246
Hey. Doesn't mean
it's too late to redeem yourself.
1118
01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:00,482
Take it from me...
1119
01:04:01,240 --> 01:04:02,241
Barry.
1120
01:04:02,760 --> 01:04:05,445
Barry? ls this real?
1121
01:04:05,840 --> 01:04:06,887
You're alive!
1122
01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:08,849
You bet your sweet butthole I am.
1123
01:04:09,000 --> 01:04:10,809
- But how?
- I'll tell you how.
1124
01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:13,440
The gods can be... Ahem.
1125
01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:14,601
Excuse me.
1126
01:04:14,760 --> 01:04:16,922
The gods can be killed!
1127
01:04:20,520 --> 01:04:23,649
- Oh, fucking what the fuck?!
- I know. Look at this fucking guy.
1128
01:04:24,240 --> 01:04:27,722
I'm a fucking idiot. I'm dead now.
1129
01:04:27,920 --> 01:04:30,048
I've been on a bad path for years.
1130
01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:32,885
Let me tell you the story
of my stupid fucking death.
1131
01:04:33,560 --> 01:04:34,800
No. No!
1132
01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:36,161
No!
1133
01:04:38,800 --> 01:04:40,723
Woop. Five-second rule.
1134
01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:51,961
No!
1135
01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:55,442
And then they figured out how to drive
my car, snuck into an AC vent...
1136
01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:59,650
and that pretty much brings us
up-to-date. Get the fuck away from me.
1137
01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:01,529
Frank, I'm sorry.
1138
01:05:01,680 --> 01:05:05,810
When you guys fell out of that cart,
I could have done something, but I didn't.
1139
01:05:06,000 --> 01:05:08,128
Then I did the same thing as...
1140
01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:09,884
They killed Carl.
1141
01:05:10,040 --> 01:05:12,611
Those fuckers. Did he suffer?
1142
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:15,963
No... Oh, yeah, yeah, he did.
They truly are monsters.
1143
01:05:16,160 --> 01:05:19,926
Those monsters are gonna kill Brenda.
She's somewhere out there in a cart.
1144
01:05:20,080 --> 01:05:22,321
I tried to warn everyone,
they didn't believe me!
1145
01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:25,683
Of course they didn't. You called
them all a bunch of fucking idiots.
1146
01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:29,561
You can't just slam their beliefs. You
have to show them there's a better way.
1147
01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:32,883
You need to inspire them
like you inspired me.
1148
01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:35,647
You need to give them hope.
1149
01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:38,326
Hope? How the fuck
are we supposed to give them that?
1150
01:05:38,480 --> 01:05:41,927
You got lucky and killed a stupid one.
There's dozens of them down there.
1151
01:05:42,120 --> 01:05:45,249
Perhaps I could be of some assistance.
1152
01:05:48,840 --> 01:05:50,046
Who are you?
1153
01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:52,771
I am Sorbitol, Malitol, Xylitol...
1154
01:05:52,920 --> 01:05:55,844
His name's Gum. Just introduce
yourself as Gum from now on.
1155
01:05:56,000 --> 01:05:59,129
He's great. He's gonna help us
get the upper hand on these fuckers.
1156
01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:01,248
Show everyone we can fight back.
1157
01:06:02,240 --> 01:06:03,571
Oh, shit. Brenda!
1158
01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:09,447
- Oh!
- Brenda! Brenda!
1159
01:06:09,720 --> 01:06:10,721
Frank!
1160
01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:12,928
Let's move, boys.
1161
01:06:15,880 --> 01:06:17,882
Whew. Kind of stuffy in here, hey, girls?
1162
01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:20,850
So I'm just gonna get out,
get a little air for a second.
1163
01:06:21,000 --> 01:06:22,684
- What's your problem?
- Let go of me.
1164
01:06:22,840 --> 01:06:27,084
First you smush Sally, and then you try to
fuck up Red, White and Blue Day for us?!
1165
01:06:27,240 --> 01:06:29,322
Get your hands off me! I gotta get out!
1166
01:06:29,480 --> 01:06:31,403
Just chill out, you crazy bitch!
1167
01:06:31,560 --> 01:06:35,007
- Bun fight! Check it out.
- They're gonna kill us all!
1168
01:06:35,560 --> 01:06:40,441
- Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck. We need to hurry.
- The bath salts are primed.
1169
01:06:47,520 --> 01:06:49,409
Make it rain.
1170
01:06:56,760 --> 01:06:58,205
What the fuck?
1171
01:06:58,480 --> 01:06:59,641
All right, who did it?
1172
01:06:59,800 --> 01:07:02,724
Gary, did you just throw
this fucking toothpick at me, man?
1173
01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:06,165
Nothing happened. You said this
would help us defeat them.
1174
01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:08,368
Worked on the dude
whose head we chopped off.
1175
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:11,729
Let go of me! Let go of me!
1176
01:07:11,920 --> 01:07:14,810
She's being chosen. We have to act!
1177
01:07:25,960 --> 01:07:30,841
Whoa, God. What is happening?
1178
01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:36,522
Oh, my God!
1179
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:40,368
There is no way this is gonna work.
1180
01:07:40,520 --> 01:07:42,409
Have faith.
1181
01:07:51,480 --> 01:07:53,369
Frank!
1182
01:07:53,520 --> 01:07:55,363
Brenda!
1183
01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:12,480
Let go of me! Let go of me!
Oh, God! Oh, God!
1184
01:08:13,560 --> 01:08:16,962
- Stay away from my sausage, you skank!
- Oh!
1185
01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:23,601
Frank.
1186
01:08:23,760 --> 01:08:26,331
Brenda. Look, I'm so sorry.
1187
01:08:26,480 --> 01:08:29,609
I've been dealing with this whole thing
incredibly poorly.
1188
01:08:29,760 --> 01:08:32,764
You really have.
Honestly, it's been pathetic at times.
1189
01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:35,885
But luckily, it's not too late.
Come on.
1190
01:08:40,040 --> 01:08:42,202
You see? There is hope!
1191
01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:46,007
Oh, not this guy. No one asked
for an encore, asshole.
1192
01:08:46,160 --> 01:08:49,801
No, no, don't worry. I got it this time.
This time it's gonna be good.
1193
01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:53,487
Look, I'm sorry.
I wasn't respectful of your beliefs...
1194
01:08:53,640 --> 01:08:56,803
and I acted like I had
all the answers, but I don't.
1195
01:08:57,320 --> 01:08:58,810
Nobody knows everything.
1196
01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:03,010
But what I do know is that together
we can fight these monsters...
1197
01:09:03,200 --> 01:09:05,441
and take control of our own lives.
1198
01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:08,683
Yes! Our lives and our bodies!
1199
01:09:08,960 --> 01:09:12,567
We need to unite and stop focusing
on each other's differences...
1200
01:09:12,720 --> 01:09:16,406
especially in immature
and outdated ways.
1201
01:09:16,560 --> 01:09:17,686
We have to cooperate...
1202
01:09:17,880 --> 01:09:20,850
- Die!
- Oh, no! Pizza!
1203
01:09:22,480 --> 01:09:26,451
- The food's fucking possessed!
- Oh, shit!
1204
01:09:27,160 --> 01:09:30,130
- We're all gonna die! Oh, God!
- It's devil food!
1205
01:09:32,120 --> 01:09:33,724
Oh, my God!
1206
01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:37,243
The sausage, he was right!
They're evil!
1207
01:09:39,360 --> 01:09:40,361
Oh, shit!
1208
01:09:49,240 --> 01:09:50,651
Nobody's gonna help us.
1209
01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:52,165
Then this is it.
1210
01:09:53,120 --> 01:09:55,487
At least we go out together.
1211
01:10:00,240 --> 01:10:03,050
- Aah... Ow! What the...?
- You fuck with them...
1212
01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:05,521
You fuck with us, bitch.
1213
01:10:06,720 --> 01:10:08,768
Run, guys! We're out of ladles.
1214
01:10:08,920 --> 01:10:11,002
Hop on, y'all.
1215
01:10:16,000 --> 01:10:20,005
- Can't this thing go any faster?
- Suck my pink cock.
1216
01:10:20,160 --> 01:10:22,003
Come on, you candy asses.
Join the fight!
1217
01:10:24,480 --> 01:10:26,403
Hey, what do you think?
Should we do it?
1218
01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:30,529
Come on, guys. It's us or them.
1219
01:10:34,480 --> 01:10:35,641
Ow! Aah!
1220
01:10:43,040 --> 01:10:44,804
They're doing it.
1221
01:10:47,280 --> 01:10:48,281
Yeah! We got him!
1222
01:10:50,360 --> 01:10:52,283
- You ready for this?
- I don't know.
1223
01:10:52,440 --> 01:10:56,047
It's better to die a free candy
than to live in bondage.
1224
01:10:57,800 --> 01:11:00,201
This is gonna hurt so fucking much.
1225
01:11:13,680 --> 01:11:15,762
Run, guys, run!
1226
01:11:16,120 --> 01:11:18,930
Sergeant Pepper, cue the fruits!
1227
01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:23,603
Fruits are a go. Go, fruits!
1228
01:11:23,840 --> 01:11:25,001
♪ Jitterbug ♪
1229
01:11:25,160 --> 01:11:28,243
No. Get away from me,
you fucking fruits!
1230
01:11:28,400 --> 01:11:29,765
Yeah, that's it!
1231
01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:32,687
Beat him like a piñata!
1232
01:11:32,840 --> 01:11:35,446
♪ You send my soul sky high
When your lovin' starts ♪
1233
01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:53,291
Get the Dark Lord!
1234
01:11:53,440 --> 01:11:55,761
Why do you keep calling me that?!
1235
01:11:55,920 --> 01:11:58,571
Fuck. Come on. Come on.
1236
01:11:59,120 --> 01:12:00,406
Okay.
1237
01:12:00,560 --> 01:12:03,484
Not exactly what I was looking for,
but fuck it, you know.
1238
01:12:03,640 --> 01:12:05,802
Hole's a hole, bro. Ha-ha-ha.
1239
01:12:07,680 --> 01:12:09,444
Wait, snap out of it, man.
1240
01:12:09,600 --> 01:12:11,204
Slap yourself in the face, man.
1241
01:12:11,360 --> 01:12:14,921
Oh, man, you lost your mind. No way.
This isn't real. No, this can't be real.
1242
01:12:15,080 --> 01:12:17,003
- Oh, it's real, bro.
- What?
1243
01:12:17,360 --> 01:12:20,284
Ahh. A talking douche.
1244
01:12:20,480 --> 01:12:22,164
It's cool, bro. Chill, okay?
1245
01:12:22,320 --> 01:12:25,051
No, no! This is too much.
This is too much. Breathe, man.
1246
01:12:25,200 --> 01:12:26,964
We both want the same thing.
1247
01:12:27,120 --> 01:12:30,806
Like, I'm feeling like honestly the two
of us could, like, collaborate together.
1248
01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:32,325
Like a mash-up, bro.
1249
01:12:32,480 --> 01:12:35,370
A mash-up? I don't understand.
What's happening?
1250
01:12:35,520 --> 01:12:36,851
You don't need to understand.
1251
01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:40,647
You just need to relax and open wide.
1252
01:12:40,800 --> 01:12:42,040
Wait. What are you doing?!
1253
01:12:42,680 --> 01:12:45,365
- Oh, yeah.
- Dude! That went up my ass!
1254
01:12:47,160 --> 01:12:49,208
- Now, stand up.
- Ow!
1255
01:12:51,800 --> 01:12:53,006
Turn right.
1256
01:12:54,480 --> 01:12:57,290
Left. Ha-ha-ha!
1257
01:12:57,440 --> 01:12:59,124
Yeah!
1258
01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:07,246
Sausages and buns, let's party!
1259
01:13:08,880 --> 01:13:10,405
Yee-ha!
1260
01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:13,086
Hyah! Hyah!
1261
01:13:17,680 --> 01:13:20,490
Ah! Call 911! OW! Aah!
1262
01:13:20,640 --> 01:13:22,768
Huge mistake, bros.
1263
01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:24,769
Aah! Wha...?
1264
01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:27,122
Oh, no. Oh!
1265
01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:29,682
- Brenda!
- Ha-ha-ha.
1266
01:13:31,120 --> 01:13:32,531
Ow! Aah!
1267
01:13:32,720 --> 01:13:34,245
Frank!
1268
01:13:36,080 --> 01:13:37,206
- Barry!
- Aah!
1269
01:13:48,560 --> 01:13:50,767
Oh, so now you're gonna
come at me, bro?
1270
01:13:50,920 --> 01:13:53,241
Oh, I'm coming at you. Yaah! Oh!
1271
01:13:55,880 --> 01:13:59,646
Okay, we got him, easy now.
Easy now.
1272
01:13:59,800 --> 01:14:03,088
It's hard when your head's up my ass
and you're yanking on the scrot.
1273
01:14:03,240 --> 01:14:06,449
Look, sausage, I relish the fact...
1274
01:14:06,600 --> 01:14:10,571
that you mustard the strength
to ketchup to me.
1275
01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:12,689
Yeah, that's right. Shut your mouths.
1276
01:14:14,280 --> 01:14:19,889
Ha-ha-ha. I sucked a juicy box's dick,
and I'm shoved up a god's asshole.
1277
01:14:20,040 --> 01:14:23,965
And this is the weirdest thing
that I've done so far, bro.
1278
01:14:25,360 --> 01:14:27,124
- Aah!
- Oh, my God! Frank!
1279
01:14:27,280 --> 01:14:28,850
I'll tell you who eats shit;
1280
01:14:29,000 --> 01:14:30,764
Gods do, bro.
1281
01:14:30,920 --> 01:14:33,366
I'm a fucking god!
1282
01:14:33,520 --> 01:14:36,046
- Goodbye, little sausage.
- Aah!
1283
01:14:36,240 --> 01:14:37,241
Oh, Frank.
1284
01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:39,881
Hey, bun. Need a boost?
1285
01:14:40,040 --> 01:14:41,485
Help me!
1286
01:14:41,640 --> 01:14:44,325
Perhaps I could be of some assistance.
1287
01:14:50,440 --> 01:14:53,569
Matter cannot be created or destroyed,
human.
1288
01:14:53,720 --> 01:14:55,848
You have made a fatal error
in judgment.
1289
01:14:56,200 --> 01:14:57,770
Let me educate you.
1290
01:15:07,960 --> 01:15:09,121
Fuck!
1291
01:15:20,720 --> 01:15:23,007
What's happening out there?
1292
01:15:23,800 --> 01:15:25,165
Now!
1293
01:15:27,440 --> 01:15:28,965
So long, asshole!
1294
01:15:43,600 --> 01:15:45,329
Yeah!
1295
01:15:45,480 --> 01:15:48,370
It's over. We won.
1296
01:15:48,640 --> 01:15:50,881
We fucking won! Ha-ha-ha!
1297
01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:53,363
Yes!
1298
01:15:57,000 --> 01:15:58,968
Yeah!
1299
01:15:59,520 --> 01:16:01,249
Ew.
1300
01:16:04,280 --> 01:16:07,045
- We did it.
- We did. So...
1301
01:16:07,200 --> 01:16:09,680
- So, what do we do now?
- Whatever we want. Heh.
1302
01:16:09,840 --> 01:16:12,923
What do you want?
1303
01:16:13,080 --> 01:16:16,402
Let's just say, what I want involves
much more than;
1304
01:16:16,560 --> 01:16:18,483
♪ Just the tips ♪
1305
01:16:18,840 --> 01:16:20,251
♪ Just the tips ♪
1306
01:16:20,480 --> 01:16:26,010
♪ What I want is much more than just
The tips ♪
1307
01:16:29,280 --> 01:16:31,647
♪ With these ♪
1308
01:16:31,800 --> 01:16:34,485
♪ Hungry eyes ♪
1309
01:16:36,320 --> 01:16:37,560
♪ One look at you ♪
1310
01:16:37,720 --> 01:16:39,290
♪ And I can't disguise ♪
1311
01:16:39,440 --> 01:16:40,441
♪ I've got ♪
1312
01:16:40,640 --> 01:16:42,642
Oh! Oh, Frank!
1313
01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:46,805
You know, I'm very conflicted about
how I'm supposed to feel watching this.
1314
01:16:46,960 --> 01:16:49,008
Then don't just watch.
1315
01:16:49,160 --> 01:16:50,810
Wait a second. What are you doing?
1316
01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:52,161
I was just told...
1317
01:16:52,320 --> 01:16:56,450
that I am getting zero bottles
of extra-virgin olive oil for eternity.
1318
01:16:56,600 --> 01:17:00,161
- Oh, Frank!
- So, maybe, you know...
1319
01:17:00,320 --> 01:17:02,800
Kiss me hard on the mouth,
why don't you?
1320
01:17:02,960 --> 01:17:05,964
You wanna kiss me, motherfucker?
Let me tell you a little secret.
1321
01:17:06,120 --> 01:17:08,646
I'm going to fuck the fuck out of you.
1322
01:17:10,640 --> 01:17:13,086
Kiss it, Frank. Kiss me there!
1323
01:17:15,720 --> 01:17:18,769
Oh, yeah, Frank, that's it.
Oh, yeah, it's dinnertime.
1324
01:17:18,920 --> 01:17:22,129
Yo. I'm actually over here
jerking off with these fellas.
1325
01:17:24,960 --> 01:17:30,205
- Once you go taco, you never go "back-o."
- Oh!
1326
01:17:32,760 --> 01:17:33,761
Jesus fucking Christ!
1327
01:17:33,960 --> 01:17:35,962
Hey, fellas.
You thinking what I'm thinking?
1328
01:17:36,120 --> 01:17:38,851
Pretty fucking sure I am.
1329
01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:40,968
Oh, shit. Now it's on.
1330
01:17:41,120 --> 01:17:43,202
♪ Just as bad as I do ♪
1331
01:17:43,360 --> 01:17:44,600
Yeah!
1332
01:17:52,880 --> 01:17:56,680
- Oh!
- Excuse me. Excuse me. Can I get by?
1333
01:18:02,080 --> 01:18:03,764
Oh, wow.
1334
01:18:04,800 --> 01:18:07,531
Yeah, I just came over here.
I couldn't help but notice...
1335
01:18:07,680 --> 01:18:11,082
you're a little smushed or something.
You have a kind of abnormality.
1336
01:18:11,240 --> 01:18:14,289
- Did you get...? Somebody sit on you?
- Yeah.
1337
01:18:14,440 --> 01:18:16,568
I got smushed.
1338
01:18:16,720 --> 01:18:20,725
You know, I love the way your face
just kind of gives up halfway down.
1339
01:18:21,120 --> 01:18:22,201
Yeah, cracker!
1340
01:18:22,360 --> 01:18:26,445
Take that Grit dick, bitch!
You like Grits in your ass, cracker?
1341
01:18:26,720 --> 01:18:30,247
Say my name!
It's Sorbitol, Malitol, Xylitol...
1342
01:18:33,920 --> 01:18:35,081
I can't breathe! Stop it!
1343
01:18:41,080 --> 01:18:43,526
What's the safety word?
Molasses. Molasses.
1344
01:18:43,720 --> 01:18:45,529
Oh, yeah. Fuck you!
1345
01:18:49,280 --> 01:18:51,362
Yeah. That is all right.
1346
01:18:51,880 --> 01:18:54,724
Want me to be a Hamburglar?
Robble, robble. Robble, robble.
1347
01:18:54,920 --> 01:18:57,002
I'm filling you. I'm filling you.
1348
01:18:57,160 --> 01:19:00,926
- I'm blowing my fucking load. Good God.
- Oh.
1349
01:19:01,080 --> 01:19:02,491
"Aah!
- Oh!
1350
01:19:02,640 --> 01:19:03,971
Oh, fuck!
1351
01:19:07,880 --> 01:19:11,202
- Oy vey!
- My dick is drained.
1352
01:19:14,160 --> 01:19:15,241
That was amazing.
1353
01:19:15,680 --> 01:19:18,001
It was okay. But you were amazing.
1354
01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:21,482
I can't believe we were saving ourselves
for the Great Beyond when...
1355
01:19:21,640 --> 01:19:25,167
- It was in front of us the whole time.
- It was in front of us the whole time.
1356
01:19:25,360 --> 01:19:26,361
I love you, Brenda.
1357
01:19:26,520 --> 01:19:27,601
I love you, Frank.
1358
01:19:27,760 --> 01:19:30,286
You know, my boner still hasn't
gone down. ls that bad?
1359
01:19:30,440 --> 01:19:33,284
Bad for my asshole,
I'll tell you that much.
1360
01:19:34,680 --> 01:19:37,763
Seriously, though,
your recovery time is off the charts.
1361
01:19:37,960 --> 01:19:40,361
Guys! Oh, my God.
You have to come with me right now.
1362
01:19:45,400 --> 01:19:47,004
Hello there, little sausage.
1363
01:19:47,160 --> 01:19:49,731
You and your friends
have accomplished the impossible.
1364
01:19:49,880 --> 01:19:53,168
And for that, I give you mad props.
1365
01:19:53,760 --> 01:19:58,971
But now that you have shattered
one truth, it is time for you to learn...
1366
01:19:59,120 --> 01:20:04,763
that we are not real!
Booga booga booga.
1367
01:20:05,520 --> 01:20:07,568
While tripping balls, Firewater and I...
1368
01:20:07,720 --> 01:20:10,291
made an important
metaphysical breakthrough.
1369
01:20:10,440 --> 01:20:12,602
The world is a fucking illusion, bro.
1370
01:20:12,760 --> 01:20:16,082
Our lives are being manipulated
for the entertainment of monsters.
1371
01:20:16,240 --> 01:20:22,122
Twisted, tasteless, juvenile monsters!
Puppet masters in another dimension.
1372
01:20:22,280 --> 01:20:24,282
We're something called...
1373
01:20:24,440 --> 01:20:25,851
cartoons.
1374
01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:27,206
- Oh!
- Wha...?
1375
01:20:27,360 --> 01:20:31,410
You, Frank, are the plaything of a
demented, schlubby Jewish actor named:
1376
01:20:31,560 --> 01:20:33,881
Seth Rog-An.
1377
01:20:34,200 --> 01:20:35,406
Wait? I'm Jewish?
1378
01:20:35,600 --> 01:20:37,250
So who am I?
1379
01:20:37,400 --> 01:20:42,008
You are the toy of a more talented
and celebrated actor named;
1380
01:20:42,160 --> 01:20:44,845
Ed-ward Nor-ton.
1381
01:20:45,240 --> 01:20:47,447
Ed-ward Nor-ton?
1382
01:20:47,600 --> 01:20:51,400
What kind of parent gives their kid
a stupid cunt name like that?
1383
01:20:51,560 --> 01:20:54,404
Worry not, friends. I have a solution.
1384
01:21:00,400 --> 01:21:05,122
I have invented a Stargate device that
will allow us to travel to their dimension.
1385
01:21:05,640 --> 01:21:07,244
Fuck, yeah, he did. And it's dope.
1386
01:21:07,400 --> 01:21:10,927
This guy's smart. I mean like,
fuck-a-guy smart. Know what I'm saying?
1387
01:21:11,520 --> 01:21:13,045
Yeah, you do.
1388
01:21:13,200 --> 01:21:15,043
We're gonna go
to this other dimension...
1389
01:21:15,200 --> 01:21:17,567
and cut the strings, once and for all!
1390
01:21:17,880 --> 01:21:19,609
Anybody want a hit before we do this?
1391
01:21:19,960 --> 01:21:22,850
You ready to get baked and walk
through Gum's Stargate with me?
1392
01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:27,289
As long as we're together,
I'm ready to get baked and do anything.
1393
01:21:59,920 --> 01:22:03,129
♪ Jeremiah was a bull frog ♪
1394
01:22:03,280 --> 01:22:06,568
♪ Was a good friend of mine ♪
1395
01:22:06,960 --> 01:22:10,169
♪ I never understood
A single word he said ♪
1396
01:22:10,360 --> 01:22:13,967
♪ But I helped him drink his wine ♪
1397
01:22:14,120 --> 01:22:17,806
♪ And he always had
Some mighty fine wine ♪
1398
01:22:17,960 --> 01:22:22,090
♪ Singin'
Joy to the world ♪
1399
01:22:22,240 --> 01:22:25,847
♪ All the boys and girls, now ♪
1400
01:22:26,040 --> 01:22:29,647
♪ Joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea ♪
1401
01:22:29,840 --> 01:22:32,969
♪ Joy to you and me ♪
1402
01:22:33,480 --> 01:22:37,201
♪ If I were the king of the world ♪
1403
01:22:37,360 --> 01:22:40,648
♪ Tell you what I'd do ♪
1404
01:22:40,800 --> 01:22:44,600
♪ I'd throw away the cars
And the bars and the wars ♪
1405
01:22:44,760 --> 01:22:47,445
♪ Make sweet love to you ♪
1406
01:22:47,600 --> 01:22:52,128
♪ Singin' now
Joy to the world ♪
1407
01:22:52,320 --> 01:22:56,006
♪ All the boys and girls ♪
1408
01:22:56,200 --> 01:22:59,807
♪ Joy to the fishes
In the deep blue sea ♪
1409
01:22:59,960 --> 01:23:03,282
♪ Joy to you and me ♪
1410
01:23:18,520 --> 01:23:22,206
♪ You know I love the ladies ♪
1411
01:23:22,600 --> 01:23:25,604
♪ Love to have my fun ♪
1412
01:23:25,760 --> 01:23:29,765
♪ I'm a high night flier
And a rainbow rider ♪
1413
01:23:29,920 --> 01:23:33,242
♪ A straight-shootin' son of a gun ♪
1414
01:23:33,440 --> 01:23:36,046
♪ I said a straight shootin' son of a gun ♪
1415
01:23:37,600 --> 01:23:40,365
♪ Joy to the world ♪
1416
01:23:41,480 --> 01:23:45,041
♪ All the boys and girls ♪
1417
01:23:45,200 --> 01:23:48,761
♪ Joy to the fishes
In the deep blue sea ♪
1418
01:23:48,960 --> 01:23:52,521
♪ Joy to you and me ♪
1419
01:23:52,680 --> 01:23:56,321
♪ Joy to the world ♪
1420
01:23:56,480 --> 01:24:00,121
♪ All the boys and girls ♪
1421
01:24:00,280 --> 01:24:03,966
♪ Joy to the fishes
In the deep blue sea ♪
1422
01:24:04,120 --> 01:24:08,330
♪ Joy to you and me ♪
1423
01:24:08,520 --> 01:24:12,002
♪ Joy to the world ♪
1424
01:24:12,160 --> 01:24:15,767
♪ All the boys and girls ♪
1425
01:24:15,920 --> 01:24:19,606
♪ Joy to the world ♪
1426
01:24:19,760 --> 01:24:23,048
♪ Joy to you and me ♪
1427
01:24:23,240 --> 01:24:26,722
♪ Joy to the world ♪
1428
01:24:26,880 --> 01:24:30,566
♪ All the boys and girls ♪
1429
01:24:30,720 --> 01:24:34,327
♪ Joy to the fishes
In the deep blue sea ♪
1430
01:24:34,480 --> 01:24:37,051
♪ Joy to you and me ♪
1431
01:24:37,200 --> 01:24:38,611
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
1432
01:24:38,800 --> 01:24:40,962
♪ Joy to the world ♪
1433
01:24:41,120 --> 01:24:42,485
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
1434
01:24:42,680 --> 01:24:45,968
♪ All the boys and girls ♪
1435
01:24:46,120 --> 01:24:49,567
♪ Joy to the fishes
In the deep blue sea ♪
1436
01:24:49,720 --> 01:24:52,769
♪ Joy to you and me ♪
1437
01:24:52,920 --> 01:24:57,528
♪ Joy to the world ♪
1438
01:24:57,680 --> 01:25:00,809
♪ All the boys and girls ♪
1439
01:25:00,960 --> 01:25:04,726
♪ Joy to the fishes
In the deep blue sea ♪
1440
01:25:04,880 --> 01:25:08,202
♪ Joy to you and me ♪
1441
01:25:08,360 --> 01:25:12,331
♪ Joy to the world ♪
1442
01:25:12,480 --> 01:25:16,246
♪ All the boys and girls ♪
1443
01:25:16,400 --> 01:25:20,007
♪ Joy to the fishes
In the deep blue sea ♪
1444
01:25:20,160 --> 01:25:23,801
♪ Joy to you and me ♪
1445
01:25:23,960 --> 01:25:27,646
♪ Joy to the world ♪
1446
01:26:48,360 --> 01:26:50,124
♪ Dear gods ♪
1447
01:26:50,280 --> 01:26:52,851
♪ You're so divine
In each and every way ♪
1448
01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:55,321
♪ To you we pray ♪
1449
01:26:55,520 --> 01:26:57,170
♪ Dear gods ♪
1450
01:26:57,320 --> 01:27:00,642
♪ We pledge our love
To you forever more ♪
1451
01:27:00,800 --> 01:27:05,488
♪ We always felt
We had a special bond ♪
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♪ Take us to the Great Beyond ♪
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♪ Where we're sure ♪
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♪ Nothing bad happens to food ♪
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♪ Once we're out
The sliding doors ♪
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♪ Things will all be grand ♪
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♪ We will live our dreams together ♪
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♪ In the Promised Land ♪
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♪ The gods control our fate
So we all know we're in good hands ♪
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♪ We're super sure
There's nothing shitty ♪
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♪ Waiting for us
In the Great Beyond ♪