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M_I_SForEver

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Get the lead out, Billy.

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You need to go over to that
sand trap and clean it out.

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Looks like a coyote left
you a fuzzy masterpiece.

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At least I think
it was a coyote.

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You think it was a coyote?

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Things are still a little
vague from last night.

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Partied with the
college golf team.

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I'm Honky Kong bitches!

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And I'm princess pee!

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You better run, pussies!

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Look at 'em go!

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Woke up in the sand trap.

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Now get to it!

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We're burning daylight.

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Your wife was asking for you.

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Do ya think?

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Rally the troops.

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T-Rex havoc is a go.

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No way.

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Are you serious?

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Camel Towing?

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Hell yeah, Camel Towing.

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I'm very serious.

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Put your best foot forward, huh?

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Good marketing plan.

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Come on, a guy with
a sense of humor.

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I got a job.

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- Ooh!
- Ooh, yeah.

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Can I get your number?
I'll give you my number.

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I'll give you a free ride
on me,.. right on me.

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We believe there's
some excellent

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We've done our research.

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We're confident
this will connect

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with the demographic
you're aiming for.

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What do you think, Jim?

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Well, I do like
the logo, I do.

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But this don't make me
want to buy my hot sauce.

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Uh-uh!

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This makes me to buy milk.

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"One drop is hot enough
for two," really?

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Hold on.

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Hey, we have some
tamer suggestions.

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I mean Ted came up
with a good one.

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"Let the fire loose," boom!

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Now that is tamer, for sure.

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But unfortunately,
Ted, you're an idiot.

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That translates in Portuguese

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to suffer from burning diarrhea.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait.

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How about "one hot mother?"

52
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No, I told you boys

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I wanted to appeal to
the little millennials.

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I wanted something
cool and extreme.

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Instead, you give
me big ol' titties?

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Now, I appreciate all
your efforts, I do.

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But unfortunately,
Doug, it's a no.

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Come on Jim, just give
us another 24 hours.

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We'll get a winner for you.

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All right, I like you boys.

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I'll give you another day.

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But I want something that
says "summertime extreme!"

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I want people to
say, "Hot damn!"

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- Hot Damn!
- Hot damn!

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Hot damn!

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- Damn!
- Hey, we're on it.

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We're on it.

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Thanks a lot.

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The extra time means a lot.

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You're very welcome, Douglas.

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Now, I appreciate it, and I
want you boys to know something.

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She do have a nice rack.

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All right, I'll give you that.

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And I'm gonna take
this thing home with me

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if you don't mind.

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I'd like to study
her a little deeper,

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if you know what I mean.

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Did you see what
I did there, Ted?

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Did you see that, Chris?

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I said "deeper."

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Hey, God bless.

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God bless you boys.

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Likewise.

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God bless, Jim.

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That guy's a nimrod.

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I don't think
this stuff's food.

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I'm dying.

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He may be a nimrod,

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but he's a useful
nimrod right now.

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You know if business
wasn't so slow,

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I'd tell him to shove his hot
sauce up his hot damn ass!

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Hey, thanks again for lending
me your freestyle ski, Mark.

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Absolutely, brother.

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I wouldn't miss
this for the world.

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Oh man, you are
so getting fired.

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Oh yeah, and I'm
going out with a bang.

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All right, you ready?

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We're live.

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Hello, ladies and gentlemen.

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This is future world champion
jet skier Billy Burnett.

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Stay tuned, you are
about to see how I roll.

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Pin it to win it, baby!

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Woo!

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Hello.

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This is Douglas Burnett.

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Just seeing if you
got my car delivered

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to the Refuge okay?

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Oh, all good, all
good, Mr. Burnett.

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Yeah, yeah, I just dropped her
off right underneath the pool

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where all the other cars are
on display just like you asked.

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Okay, good.

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I just wanted to make sure

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my baby didn't get
scratched or anything.

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Oh, don't you worry, sir.

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You are in the best hands
possible, I promise.

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- Thank you.
- Hey, thank you.

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Woo, let's do this, guys!

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T-Rex is hungry for you, Jerry!

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Let's go, baby!

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Well, that's something
you don't see everyday.

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I gotta check this out.

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Ladies and gentlemen,
my name is Jerry Aldridge,

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and this is my wife, Cindy.

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Welcome to the Refuge
Golf and Country Club,

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Horn Winery charity event.

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We're so glad you're here.

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Now grab a glass of wine or a
cocktail and enjoy yourselves.

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We're going to start the
festivities in just a moment.

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Woo, let's go guys!

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Big move coming up.

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There's a dinosaur jet
skiing in the swimming pool!

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Oh, Jerry.

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- You're fired!
- Welcome to the party!

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Are you a little thirsty?

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Oh no, no, no, no, no, no.

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Oh no, my dad's car.

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He's gonna kill me.

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I can't believe it.

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I'm gonna kill him!

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It's just a car, Douglas.

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It can be fixed.

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It's not just a car.

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It's a collector's item.

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I love this car.

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I was gonna pass this
car on to Billy someday,

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but that's never happening now.

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Can you calm down?

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No, no, no.

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Every week it's
something new with him,

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a new video for his
internet followers,

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and a new pain in my ass.

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That's it, he's out.

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We have been over this before.

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You are not kicking him out.

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He's 21.

156
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When I was 21, you
know what I did?

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I didn't have one job.

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I had two jobs, and I was
on my own busting my ass.

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Maybe if you were around more.

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Talk to him.

161
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At least show an interest.

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I find that a little difficult

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when he's shooting video of
himself in a dinosaur costume

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shooting bottle
rockets out his ass!

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Show an interest
in his jet skiing.

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He has been talking
about wanting to be

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a pro jet skier for years.

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He's a quitter.

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How are you gonna a pro at
anything when you're a quitter?

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I mean, as soon as
the going gets tough,

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he moves on to his
next adventure.

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I don't ask for
much as a father.

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Just once, if he could
just see something through,

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one thing, focus on that.

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Jet skiing is what
he is passionate about.

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Oh, oh.

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See? See?

178
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Right there, don't
try to defend him.

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What kind of
future's jet skiing?

180
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He's just gonna
get a bitchin' tan,

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sell some knockoff sunglasses,

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and work out of
some beach shack.

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And you know I've
never told you this,

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you're an enabler and
you're codependent,

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- and you know what...
- Okay...

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I cannot talk to you
when you're like this.

187
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Great, my car and my wife.

188
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What a joke.

189
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God.

190
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Yes, sir.

191
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I feel you on that.

192
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When she's not happy,
you're not happy, huh?

193
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My damn kid, what
I'm gonna do with him?

194
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I mean, I called in a huge favor

195
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to get him this job that
he just threw it away.

196
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Forgive me for
eavesdropping Mr. Burnett.

197
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I didn't mean to
overhear anything.

198
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But I actually might
have a solution

199
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that could just solve all
your problems in one shot.

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- Yeah, right here.
- Oh, no.

201
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Whoa, that's really morbid.

202
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- No, no, I would not.
- Head area, the head area.

203
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Sir, I would not suggest that.

204
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You own an add agency, right?

205
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Yeah.

206
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Okay, so if you can get
just one of your clients

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to sponsor a jet ski team,

208
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you look like the most
supportive dad in the world,

209
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you get rid of your kid
for the entire summer,

210
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and, the missus
there might give you

211
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a little bit of that
newlywed nookie,

212
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if you know what I'm saying.

213
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Well, what kind of nimrod

214
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would sponsor a
screw-up like Billy?

215
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Huh, tell me that.

216
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A useful nimrod.

217
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Ah! Hot damn!

218
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Yeah, I don't know Mr. Burnett,

219
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but I was just checking out
Billy's followers earlier,

220
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he's got a couple
hundred thousand, right?

221
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So you mix those numbers
with your sales skills.

222
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Trust me, I know
talent when I see it.

223
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I used to wrench for the
greatest jet skier of all time,

224
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this guy Jarid Harper, right?

225
00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,909
He's a five-time world
champion jet skier.

226
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Trust me when I say your
son Billy, he's really good.

227
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This Jarid Harper, is there
any way you can get him,

228
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you know like, to come onboard

229
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as Billy's personal
one-on-one coach?

230
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You know, at least for name
value or appearance sake?

231
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I like where you're going
with this, Mr. Burnett.

232
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Very smart.

233
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Yeah, yeah, Jarid actually
happens to be my best friend.

234
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Traveled the world with him.

235
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We've done lots of
crazy things together.

236
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We're very close.

237
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So I could get the world's
greatest jet skier of all time

238
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to come out of retirement,
coach your son,

239
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who's like the most badass,
extreme new rider on the planet.

240
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Come on, boom!

241
00:11:49,944 --> 00:11:54,215
Hot damn.

242
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Keep this clipped to your
life vest at all times, okay?

243
00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:00,921
If you fall off, it'll
shut the motor off.

244
00:12:00,955 --> 00:12:02,790
Now, this is the slow area.

245
00:12:02,823 --> 00:12:04,091
You gotta go slow here.

246
00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:06,293
And you can go faster
once you reach the buoy.

247
00:12:06,327 --> 00:12:08,028
Oh, okay, go fast to the buoy.

248
00:12:08,963 --> 00:12:10,464
No, no, no, no, no, no, ah...

249
00:12:10,497 --> 00:12:12,900
No wake in this
area, okay, slow.

250
00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:16,937
No waves until you
reach the buoy.

251
00:12:16,971 --> 00:12:20,040
Oh, wave to buoy?

252
00:12:20,074 --> 00:12:22,910
No, no, no okay,
in this area...

253
00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:24,011
Do you need some help?

254
00:12:24,044 --> 00:12:25,045
Oh, yes, please.

255
00:12:25,079 --> 00:12:26,046
Thank you.

256
00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:27,815
- Konichiwa.
- Oh, konichiwa...

257
00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:32,086
What's up, man?

258
00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:33,887
- Wow.
- Yeah, wow.

259
00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,089
- How you doing?
- Doing good.

260
00:12:35,122 --> 00:12:37,358
You got yourself a
new employee there?

261
00:12:37,391 --> 00:12:38,292
Yes, I do.

262
00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:39,927
And, no, you can't.

263
00:12:39,960 --> 00:12:41,128
Oh, come on.

264
00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:43,063
So, what brings you

265
00:12:43,097 --> 00:12:44,999
all the way out
here to Havasu, Dog?

266
00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:47,067
Oh, just your old
wrench bringing you

267
00:12:47,101 --> 00:12:50,004
the best opportunity
you've had in years.

268
00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:50,938
Well, you know,
nothing's changed.

269
00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:52,973
"I'm retired," I
know, I know, I know.

270
00:12:53,007 --> 00:12:54,441
Look, I'm not talking
about you racing.

271
00:12:54,475 --> 00:12:57,011
No, I'm talking about
you coaching a new kid.

272
00:12:57,044 --> 00:12:58,979
I mean, that is, unless
you'd rather stay here

273
00:12:59,013 --> 00:13:01,949
and teach tourists how to
ride through the no wake zone?

274
00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:06,220
Hey, hey, plus, plus, I got
us a full sponsorship deal

275
00:13:06,253 --> 00:13:09,056
from our friends at
Grim Ripper Hot Sauce!

276
00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:11,058
Huh, what does that do for ya?

277
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:13,060
A new kid with a
full sponsorship?

278
00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:14,061
Is he really that good?

279
00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:15,996
Oh yeah, he reminds
me of you at his age.

280
00:13:16,030 --> 00:13:18,032
He's fast and fearless.

281
00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:19,601
With a little guidance from you,

282
00:13:19,634 --> 00:13:21,335
he could be the
next Jarid Harper.

283
00:13:22,570 --> 00:13:24,938
Look, I can't leave my
business for the whole summer.

284
00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:25,873
Your business?

285
00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,074
Come on, your business
is gonna be fine.

286
00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:29,343
Your employees can handle
things for a couple of months.

287
00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:31,845
Plus, you're gonna come
back with so much cash,

288
00:13:31,879 --> 00:13:33,981
you can buy yourself some
new skis, and you need 'em.

289
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,115
Come on.

290
00:13:36,917 --> 00:13:38,485
There's always
a catch with you.

291
00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:39,920
So come on, what is it?

292
00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:40,921
Huh, what, what catch?

293
00:13:40,954 --> 00:13:41,756
There's no catch.

294
00:13:41,790 --> 00:13:43,123
Come on, we're
going on tour again!

295
00:13:43,157 --> 00:13:44,458
That's it, up high!

296
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:48,530
Sounds grand, but... pass.

297
00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:54,368
All right, well hey, you
know if you don't do this,...

298
00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:57,539
Richard is gonna tie
your record this year.

299
00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:00,642
Are you telling me
nobody's put that jackass

300
00:14:00,675 --> 00:14:02,976
in his place yet?

301
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:04,512
You know what, never mind.

302
00:14:04,546 --> 00:14:05,547
I'm over it.

303
00:14:05,580 --> 00:14:07,081
- You're over it?
- Yep.

304
00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:07,915
You're over it?

305
00:14:07,948 --> 00:14:08,882
Come on, man, it's me.

306
00:14:08,916 --> 00:14:09,950
Who are you kidding?

307
00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:11,385
That douche bag
ended your career.

308
00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:13,053
You have every
right to hate him.

309
00:14:13,087 --> 00:14:16,090
Now I know, I know,
you went backpacking

310
00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:17,559
through Europe with
a bunch of monks,

311
00:14:17,592 --> 00:14:19,561
you got all zenned out
and you came back saying,

312
00:14:19,594 --> 00:14:21,228
you know, "Things
happen for a reason,"

313
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:22,630
and "The universe
will make it right."

314
00:14:22,664 --> 00:14:23,565
No, come on!

315
00:14:23,598 --> 00:14:24,465
You know what I say?

316
00:14:24,498 --> 00:14:27,267
I say we open up a
can of whoop-ass on

317
00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:31,105
Champ, you need this
just as bad as I do.

318
00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:32,574
I do not need this.

319
00:14:32,607 --> 00:14:33,941
- You do not need this?
- No.

320
00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:34,743
Come on, I see it.

321
00:14:34,776 --> 00:14:36,310
You're carrying
around this grudge

322
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:38,479
that's just gonna haunt
you the rest of your life.

323
00:14:40,414 --> 00:14:41,649
Okay, think about it.

324
00:14:41,683 --> 00:14:45,018
How long was it that your last
girlfriend stuck around, huh?

325
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,121
Well, a lot longer than any
girlfriend you've ever had.

326
00:14:47,154 --> 00:14:48,523
Well yeah,
I mean, it's me.

327
00:14:48,556 --> 00:14:50,023
You know, two lap
dances in a row

328
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:51,225
is a long term
relationship, right?

329
00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:52,259
Huh? Come on!

330
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:53,260
Come on!

331
00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:56,063
Oh my God, you're
leaving me hanging again?

332
00:14:56,096 --> 00:14:58,165
Champ, think about it this way.

333
00:14:58,198 --> 00:14:59,233
If you do this,

334
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:01,235
you're gonna keep Richard
from tying your record,

335
00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:04,572
and you're giving something
else back to the sport,

336
00:15:04,606 --> 00:15:06,073
a new champion.

337
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:08,375
It'll be like old
times, you and me,

338
00:15:08,409 --> 00:15:10,344
racin' and chasin'.

339
00:15:11,245 --> 00:15:16,049
Come on, come on, one
last ride, please.

340
00:15:16,083 --> 00:15:16,917
Come on.

341
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:22,022
Yeah!

342
00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,023
Yeah?

343
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:24,124
Are we doing this?

344
00:15:24,158 --> 00:15:25,325
Are we going on tour?

345
00:15:25,359 --> 00:15:27,094
- Yeah.
- Yeah!

346
00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:28,429
Well, sound excited
about it, come on.

347
00:15:28,462 --> 00:15:30,964
- Yay!
- Yeah! Tour!

348
00:15:30,998 --> 00:15:31,699
Come on, now.

349
00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:12,774
Well, he's a
half an hour late.

350
00:16:12,807 --> 00:16:14,542
I know, I know, I
know, you hate that.

351
00:16:14,576 --> 00:16:16,744
But look, he drove in super
late last night, okay?

352
00:16:16,778 --> 00:16:17,645
He's a young guy.

353
00:16:17,679 --> 00:16:18,445
He needs his sleep.

354
00:16:18,479 --> 00:16:20,481
Just go easy on
him, okay? Please?

355
00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:24,151
Yeah, all right fine,
I'll go easy on him.

356
00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,988
Woo-hoo!

357
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:32,794
Woo!

358
00:16:32,827 --> 00:16:34,094
Here we are,

359
00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:36,764
Body Beach in Lake
Havasu, Arizona.

360
00:16:36,798 --> 00:16:39,634
Now, this is where
champions are made.

361
00:16:39,667 --> 00:16:40,802
Be nice, be chill.

362
00:16:40,835 --> 00:16:42,804
He's excited, all right?

363
00:16:42,837 --> 00:16:46,073
Speaking of champions,
check this guy out.

364
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:49,343
The man, the myth, the legend,

365
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,746
Jarid Harper, ladies
and gentlemen!

366
00:16:54,248 --> 00:16:55,650
You're late.

367
00:16:55,683 --> 00:17:00,187
Yeah, yeah, I had a little
video snafu this morning.

368
00:17:00,220 --> 00:17:01,589
Video snafu?

369
00:17:01,623 --> 00:17:04,424
Yeah, yeah, we're
streaming live.

370
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:07,261
Oh yeah, that's a thing
nowadays, streaming live.

371
00:17:07,294 --> 00:17:08,630
Oh, great, great.

372
00:17:08,663 --> 00:17:10,197
Well, here's my thing.

373
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:12,099
On time next time.

374
00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,400
Now go get your damn gear on.

375
00:17:14,802 --> 00:17:16,169
Nice to meet you too.

376
00:17:19,807 --> 00:17:20,642
What are you doing?

377
00:17:20,675 --> 00:17:21,843
You said, "Okay,
I'll be nice to him."

378
00:17:21,876 --> 00:17:23,645
Yeah, well, I lied.

379
00:17:23,678 --> 00:17:24,444
- All right!
- Woo!

380
00:17:24,478 --> 00:17:27,147
Time to stick it
in and get it wet!

381
00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:28,783
Pin it
to win it, baby!

382
00:17:28,816 --> 00:17:29,784
Do it, baby.

383
00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:37,792
Damn it!

384
00:17:37,825 --> 00:17:38,826
Oh, you gotta love him.

385
00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:41,863
He's just like you were, huh?

386
00:17:41,896 --> 00:17:43,665
You kidding me? I
was never that cocky.

387
00:17:43,698 --> 00:17:44,799
Oh, come on.

388
00:17:44,832 --> 00:17:45,867
Hey, who was that guy

389
00:17:45,900 --> 00:17:47,569
that used to show up to
all those rider's meetings

390
00:17:47,602 --> 00:17:49,336
saying, "Hey, " which
one of you guys

391
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:50,237
"is getting second place?"

392
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,405
Huh, who was that?

393
00:17:52,540 --> 00:17:55,342
Yeah, well, I was
right, wasn't I?

394
00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:13,895
Woo!

395
00:18:13,928 --> 00:18:15,597
What do you think, huh?

396
00:18:15,630 --> 00:18:18,298
Well he knows how to
squeeze the throttle.

397
00:18:18,332 --> 00:18:20,535
How's he gonna be in
a crowd, any finesse?

398
00:18:20,568 --> 00:18:22,202
Finesse? Come on,
please, look at this guy.

399
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:23,538
He's like a Picasso out there.

400
00:18:27,341 --> 00:18:29,777
Oh yeah, a Picasso all right,

401
00:18:29,811 --> 00:18:31,311
one eye and three tits.

402
00:18:34,616 --> 00:18:36,517
Yeah!

403
00:18:38,786 --> 00:18:39,821
That thing is a rocket.

404
00:18:40,955 --> 00:18:42,456
I'm having trouble
with the turns.

405
00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:44,559
Yeah, welcome to
the GP ski class.

406
00:18:44,592 --> 00:18:46,561
This thing right here
is like 1,100 cc's

407
00:18:46,594 --> 00:18:48,763
of raw, butt-clinching
horsepower.

408
00:18:48,796 --> 00:18:50,898
You need to scuff up the
bottom and get some bite.

409
00:18:50,932 --> 00:18:53,467
Run it up on the
beach a couple times.

410
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,536
Purposely scratch a new hull?

411
00:18:55,570 --> 00:18:56,671
It's an old speed secret.

412
00:18:56,704 --> 00:18:59,406
Oh, and another thing, set
up for the turns earlier.

413
00:18:59,439 --> 00:19:01,241
Sometimes you gotta
go slower to go fast.

414
00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:03,611
Excuse me, gentlemen.

415
00:19:04,512 --> 00:19:06,213
Mr. Burnett, hello.

416
00:19:06,848 --> 00:19:08,415
Oh, yeah, yeah,
Billy's doing great.

417
00:19:08,448 --> 00:19:09,817
Yeah, I was actually
just telling Jarid

418
00:19:09,851 --> 00:19:10,685
he's riding around out there

419
00:19:10,718 --> 00:19:12,754
with like the
finesse of a Picasso.

420
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:16,189
Oh, that's a bummer.

421
00:19:17,558 --> 00:19:20,193
Okay, okay, yeah, yeah, um...

422
00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:20,862
I'm sorry to hear that.

423
00:19:20,895 --> 00:19:22,730
I will tell them.

424
00:19:22,764 --> 00:19:24,899
All right, you too. Take care.

425
00:19:26,433 --> 00:19:28,368
Well, that was your Dad.

426
00:19:28,402 --> 00:19:29,971
He said something
came up at the office,

427
00:19:30,004 --> 00:19:32,540
but he wanted us to take a bunch
of pictures of the program,

428
00:19:32,573 --> 00:19:35,308
and he's really interested
in seeing those.

429
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:37,612
He wanted to make sure we
sent them off to him...

430
00:20:01,002 --> 00:20:02,970
Interesting how
Billy's dad hooks him up

431
00:20:03,004 --> 00:20:04,505
with a full sponsorship,

432
00:20:04,539 --> 00:20:07,340
and then just doesn't
show up today.

433
00:20:08,643 --> 00:20:10,678
I mean, yeah, he's
a busy guy, you know.

434
00:20:10,712 --> 00:20:12,479
He runs an add agency.

435
00:20:12,513 --> 00:20:13,280
We're the pros.

436
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:15,016
He trusts us to
keep him updated.

437
00:20:15,049 --> 00:20:16,818
So that must be
why he called you

438
00:20:16,851 --> 00:20:19,554
to say he couldn't come,
and not his own son?

439
00:20:19,587 --> 00:20:20,855
Yeah, yeah, exactly, right.

440
00:20:22,957 --> 00:20:25,459
And then Billy rams the
ski up onto the beach,

441
00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:28,830
barely apologizes,
and then just bolts.

442
00:20:29,864 --> 00:20:30,865
Well, I mean, you know,

443
00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:32,533
that's probably just
because he was embarrassed

444
00:20:32,567 --> 00:20:34,001
about screwing up in
front of his hero.

445
00:20:34,035 --> 00:20:36,804
You know, "the"
Jarid Harper, huh?

446
00:20:36,838 --> 00:20:41,341
Yeah, yeah, that must
be what it is, yeah.

447
00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:42,476
Time to come clean, Dog!

448
00:20:42,510 --> 00:20:43,678
- Ah! Come on, come on!
- There's always a catch with

449
00:20:43,711 --> 00:20:45,412
- with you. Now, what is it?
- There's no catch, no catch!

450
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:46,047
There's no catch, get off!

451
00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,548
Get off, get off, get off!

452
00:20:51,018 --> 00:20:52,854
I think you bruised
my manaconda.

453
00:20:52,887 --> 00:20:55,923
Well, maybe if you're lucky,
it'll swell up to adult size.

454
00:20:56,758 --> 00:20:57,725
- Now talk.
- All right, all right,

455
00:20:57,759 --> 00:20:59,459
all right, all right,
all right, all right.

456
00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:01,929
Look, the deal is,...

457
00:21:03,698 --> 00:21:06,701
Billy's a pain in
his dad's ass, all right?

458
00:21:06,734 --> 00:21:07,902
So his dad got him a sponsor

459
00:21:07,935 --> 00:21:09,070
to get rid of him on
tour for the summer.

460
00:21:09,103 --> 00:21:10,437
That's it, that's
what's going on.

461
00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:12,840
What are we, a
couple of babysitters?

462
00:21:12,874 --> 00:21:13,941
No.

463
00:21:13,975 --> 00:21:15,076
You know what, this
whole thing is a sham, Dog.

464
00:21:15,109 --> 00:21:16,343
What were you thinking, huh?

465
00:21:17,812 --> 00:21:18,613
- No.
- I'm out.

466
00:21:18,646 --> 00:21:19,479
Come on, champ, no.

467
00:21:19,514 --> 00:21:21,516
You can't quit.

468
00:21:21,549 --> 00:21:22,750
I'm out.

469
00:21:22,784 --> 00:21:24,986
Come on, come on, Champ.

470
00:21:25,019 --> 00:21:25,820
Forget it.

471
00:21:25,853 --> 00:21:26,654
No, come on.

472
00:21:26,687 --> 00:21:27,889
You can't leave.
You saw his face.

473
00:21:27,922 --> 00:21:29,356
If you leave, he's got nothing.

474
00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:32,026
Fine, but you owe me.

475
00:21:33,895 --> 00:21:34,996
Welcome to round one

476
00:21:35,029 --> 00:21:37,364
of the Azeo Distilleries Tour.

477
00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:38,966
There's added excitement
in the air today

478
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:40,935
thanks to the return of
the greatest champion

479
00:21:40,968 --> 00:21:43,571
of all time, Jarid Harper.

480
00:21:43,604 --> 00:21:44,705
What'd I tell you?

481
00:21:44,739 --> 00:21:47,041
Just like old times, yeah champ?

482
00:21:47,074 --> 00:21:49,610
Love the smell of race
fuel in the morning.

483
00:21:49,644 --> 00:21:50,711
Smells like victory.

484
00:22:07,128 --> 00:22:09,530
Yeah, just like old times.

485
00:22:13,668 --> 00:22:14,502
Jarid!

486
00:22:15,603 --> 00:22:18,139
My goodness, you're
still on tour?

487
00:22:18,172 --> 00:22:19,907
But of course.

488
00:22:19,941 --> 00:22:20,908
Hide the women.

489
00:22:20,942 --> 00:22:22,442
It's too late.

490
00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:23,410
Hey, hey, Billy!

491
00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:26,080
Billy, I want you to
meet Jean Paul Nukette,

492
00:22:26,113 --> 00:22:27,849
also known as Nuke.

493
00:22:27,882 --> 00:22:30,383
Also known as tet-a-peen.

494
00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:32,019
That's French for dickhead.

495
00:22:34,789 --> 00:22:36,389
Tell me, are you
still a virgin?

496
00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:38,559
You guys starting already?

497
00:22:38,593 --> 00:22:40,094
You know, Nuke's a freestyler.

498
00:22:40,127 --> 00:22:41,596
So basically he just competes

499
00:22:41,629 --> 00:22:43,463
for a whopping two
minutes every weekend,

500
00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:45,867
and then he talks to girls
with his fancy French accent

501
00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:47,134
and they all melt.

502
00:22:47,168 --> 00:22:49,136
This is a typical
weekend for Dog.

503
00:22:49,170 --> 00:22:52,940
He just waxes on and
then he whacks off.

504
00:22:55,142 --> 00:22:57,477
So Billy, you're so fast

505
00:22:57,511 --> 00:22:58,980
they had to give you
three number ones?

506
00:22:59,013 --> 00:22:59,947
Yeah, I'll be
peeling two of 'em off

507
00:22:59,981 --> 00:23:01,414
by the end of the season.

508
00:23:02,116 --> 00:23:04,652
- I like your attitude.
- Yeah.

509
00:23:04,685 --> 00:23:06,453
I heard there was a
loose dog running around

510
00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:07,054
in these pits.

511
00:23:07,088 --> 00:23:08,556
Aw, you know it, baby!

512
00:23:08,589 --> 00:23:09,957
Come here, give the dog a bone.

513
00:23:11,058 --> 00:23:11,893
Good to see you.

514
00:23:12,927 --> 00:23:14,862
- Hi, champ.
- Hey.

515
00:23:14,896 --> 00:23:16,597
Oh, it's
been too long.

516
00:23:16,631 --> 00:23:17,832
Look at you.

517
00:23:17,865 --> 00:23:19,867
Little Kelly Weber
grows up to be beautiful

518
00:23:19,901 --> 00:23:22,837
and Hot Water Champion
from what I hear.

519
00:23:23,771 --> 00:23:26,908
- Very nice.
- Ah, Kelly, my dream woman.

520
00:23:27,975 --> 00:23:30,077
Save it Nuke.

521
00:23:30,111 --> 00:23:32,880
Hey, Kelly Weber, I'm Billy.

522
00:23:32,914 --> 00:23:34,949
I've seen you in
all the magazines.

523
00:23:34,982 --> 00:23:36,884
Ah, you must be
Jarid's new protege

524
00:23:36,918 --> 00:23:38,119
everyone's buzzing about.

525
00:23:38,152 --> 00:23:40,655
I am, and it is all true.

526
00:23:40,688 --> 00:23:42,189
There you are.

527
00:23:42,223 --> 00:23:44,457
Oh, guys, this is Summer.

528
00:23:44,491 --> 00:23:46,027
She rides for Team Scream.

529
00:23:46,060 --> 00:23:47,995
Hi, I'm Dog.

530
00:23:48,029 --> 00:23:50,998
Now you know what to team
scream later tonight.

531
00:23:51,032 --> 00:23:52,967
You should save your
breath for your blow-up doll.

532
00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:54,902
I'm sure you'll need it.

533
00:23:58,005 --> 00:23:59,607
Hello, my name is Nuke.

534
00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:01,142
Oh, please keep
your lips off me.

535
00:24:01,175 --> 00:24:02,910
There's no telling
where they've been.

536
00:24:02,944 --> 00:24:04,946
Oh hey, team boobies.

537
00:24:04,979 --> 00:24:06,781
I like her.

538
00:24:06,814 --> 00:24:08,516
I'm sure you recognize Jarid.

539
00:24:08,549 --> 00:24:09,917
Of course, the legend.

540
00:24:09,951 --> 00:24:11,519
Hmm, nice to meet you.

541
00:24:11,552 --> 00:24:13,120
And his new rider, Billy.

542
00:24:13,154 --> 00:24:14,388
Hi.

543
00:24:14,422 --> 00:24:16,557
You must be pretty special
to be teamed up with this guy.

544
00:24:16,590 --> 00:24:18,025
Yes, I am.

545
00:24:18,059 --> 00:24:20,261
Okay, and modest too.

546
00:24:20,294 --> 00:24:21,128
Yeah.

547
00:24:22,530 --> 00:24:24,131
Jarid Harper!

548
00:24:26,901 --> 00:24:28,235
How's the ah,.. how's the leg?

549
00:24:30,204 --> 00:24:31,272
Oh, whoops!

550
00:24:31,305 --> 00:24:32,974
Sorry about that, Richard.

551
00:24:33,007 --> 00:24:34,208
Don't worry, I'm
sure it'll come off

552
00:24:34,241 --> 00:24:36,610
next time you shed your skin.

553
00:24:36,644 --> 00:24:37,878
It's all good, big dog.

554
00:24:39,647 --> 00:24:40,982
You and Jarid
go way back, huh?

555
00:24:41,949 --> 00:24:43,918
Yeah, ever since
I was a little girl.

556
00:24:43,951 --> 00:24:46,287
Him and my dad used to be
friends back in the day.

557
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:50,057
Kelly, team meeting,... Now.

558
00:24:51,125 --> 00:24:52,093
Whoa.

559
00:24:52,126 --> 00:24:54,962
Hey Richard, might want
to lay off the donuts.

560
00:24:54,996 --> 00:24:56,731
Gettin' a little muffin
top going on there.

561
00:24:56,764 --> 00:24:57,999
Gotta compete in a
different weight class.

562
00:24:58,032 --> 00:24:59,033
Oh yeah, real nice.

563
00:25:00,267 --> 00:25:02,970
Well, that was a nice visit.

564
00:25:04,038 --> 00:25:06,841
So you're racing on
Richard's team now, huh?

565
00:25:06,874 --> 00:25:08,676
I tried to contact
you for some advice

566
00:25:08,709 --> 00:25:11,846
when I got the offer, but no
one could seem to find you.

567
00:25:11,879 --> 00:25:14,682
Yeah, I was on a bit
of an extended vacation.

568
00:25:14,715 --> 00:25:16,751
Does he always boss
you around like that?

569
00:25:16,784 --> 00:25:18,085
Ever since she
went out with him.

570
00:25:18,919 --> 00:25:20,988
You dated that guy?

571
00:25:22,056 --> 00:25:24,759
Well, you know, we
were training together,

572
00:25:24,792 --> 00:25:25,926
and went to dinners, and then...

573
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,029
- Uh-huh
- I know, I know.

574
00:25:28,062 --> 00:25:29,096
yeah.

575
00:25:29,130 --> 00:25:30,998
Thank you Summer for sharing.

576
00:25:31,032 --> 00:25:33,300
Maybe it's just that
bad boy thing we're into.

577
00:25:33,334 --> 00:25:34,802
- I don't know.
- Wow.

578
00:25:34,835 --> 00:25:36,337
You wanna see my tattoo?

579
00:25:36,370 --> 00:25:37,805
- I have a tattoo here.
- No.

580
00:25:37,838 --> 00:25:39,040
Wait, you want
me to follow you?

581
00:25:39,073 --> 00:25:40,307
Ah...

582
00:25:40,341 --> 00:25:41,175
Settle down.

583
00:25:42,209 --> 00:25:43,577
Guys, I've gotta go.

584
00:25:43,611 --> 00:25:44,912
It was great to see you.

585
00:25:44,945 --> 00:25:46,180
Good luck.

586
00:25:49,984 --> 00:25:52,086
The GP ski
pro class is on the line.

587
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:53,788
All the top names are here,

588
00:25:53,821 --> 00:25:56,991
and a new rider everyone is
excited to see, Billy Burnett.

589
00:25:57,024 --> 00:25:59,160
Expectations are running
high for this young man.

590
00:25:59,193 --> 00:26:02,196
It'll be interesting
to see what he can do.

591
00:26:02,229 --> 00:26:03,931
All right, it's
first race of the year,

592
00:26:03,964 --> 00:26:05,666
so everyone's gonna be
charging into that first turn

593
00:26:05,699 --> 00:26:06,634
way over their heads.

594
00:26:06,667 --> 00:26:09,703
Stay inside. Ride smart.

595
00:26:10,871 --> 00:26:11,872
Time to show 'em your ass.

596
00:26:30,825 --> 00:26:31,826
Settle down, Billy.

597
00:26:31,859 --> 00:26:33,160
Ride smooth.

598
00:26:33,194 --> 00:26:35,029
Newcomer
Billy Burnett is struggling

599
00:26:35,062 --> 00:26:38,032
in the chop, having trouble
negotiating the turns.

600
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,102
Come on, Billy!
Choose your lines.

601
00:26:47,708 --> 00:26:49,176
Burnett's
riding has been erratic,

602
00:26:49,210 --> 00:26:50,878
but his speed is unquestionable.

603
00:26:50,911 --> 00:26:52,413
He's reeling in Richard Hurt,

604
00:26:52,446 --> 00:26:54,915
and is beginning to put
pressure on our leader.

605
00:27:01,255 --> 00:27:03,757
Burnett is closing the gap,
but it looks like Richard Hurt

606
00:27:03,791 --> 00:27:06,026
is just playing with
him at this point.

607
00:27:06,060 --> 00:27:07,128
Stop screwing around.

608
00:27:07,161 --> 00:27:08,395
Burnett's coming
up on you quick.

609
00:27:11,932 --> 00:27:13,767
Richard, he's right
behind you. Come on.

610
00:27:13,801 --> 00:27:15,202
I'm setting him up.

611
00:27:15,236 --> 00:27:16,971
Back off, Billy,
he's setting you up!

612
00:27:18,405 --> 00:27:20,141
Look out,
they're rubbing skis!

613
00:27:20,174 --> 00:27:21,442
Whoa-ho!

614
00:27:21,475 --> 00:27:22,910
And apparently Richard Hurt

615
00:27:22,943 --> 00:27:26,280
is giving Billy his
welcome to the pro class.

616
00:27:26,313 --> 00:27:27,882
Burnett has a few
things to learn,

617
00:27:27,915 --> 00:27:30,317
and Richard Hurt just
gave him his first lesson.

618
00:27:32,419 --> 00:27:34,288
Welcome to Sacramento
for round two

619
00:27:34,321 --> 00:27:36,757
of the Azeo Distilleries Tour.

620
00:27:36,790 --> 00:27:38,425
Once again, it's Kelly Weber

621
00:27:38,459 --> 00:27:40,361
dominating the pro women's class

622
00:27:40,394 --> 00:27:43,030
aboard her Broward
Motorsports Kawasaki,

623
00:27:43,063 --> 00:27:45,799
lapping near the entire
field in the process.

624
00:27:45,833 --> 00:27:47,101
As she crosses the finish line,

625
00:27:47,134 --> 00:27:49,036
she leaves no doubt
in anybody's mind

626
00:27:49,069 --> 00:27:51,939
that she is literally
in a class of her own.

627
00:27:54,775 --> 00:27:56,177
You should take
it easy out there.

628
00:27:56,210 --> 00:27:57,444
You keep lapping all
the girls like that,

629
00:27:57,478 --> 00:27:59,346
they won't want to
race with you anymore.

630
00:27:59,380 --> 00:28:00,214
That's okay.

631
00:28:00,247 --> 00:28:01,982
I want to race against
the men anyway.

632
00:28:02,016 --> 00:28:03,417
Oh, I'm scared.

633
00:28:03,450 --> 00:28:05,052
You should be,

634
00:28:05,085 --> 00:28:06,921
especially after the way
you rode last weekend.

635
00:28:07,755 --> 00:28:09,757
Okay, that's very nice.

636
00:28:11,358 --> 00:28:13,194
He is such a jerk.

637
00:28:13,227 --> 00:28:14,995
He parades different girls
around me like I care,

638
00:28:15,029 --> 00:28:17,264
and now he's giving me dirty
looks for talking to you.

639
00:28:17,298 --> 00:28:19,300
What ever happened
with him and Jarid?

640
00:28:19,333 --> 00:28:21,468
I heard that he
couldn't beat him,

641
00:28:21,503 --> 00:28:24,805
and so he slammed into
his ski and broke his leg.

642
00:28:24,838 --> 00:28:27,509
Yeah, and it happened on
the back side of the wave.

643
00:28:27,542 --> 00:28:29,043
Richard claims it
was an accident,

644
00:28:29,076 --> 00:28:32,346
and since nobody saw it,
that's how it was ruled.

645
00:28:33,247 --> 00:28:36,518
I guess Jarid's right, he
does give assholes a bad name.

646
00:28:39,220 --> 00:28:40,120
Think I'm going
to have a little fun

647
00:28:40,154 --> 00:28:41,055
with Burnett on the line.

648
00:28:41,088 --> 00:28:43,157
See if I can get him
to jump the start.

649
00:28:43,190 --> 00:28:43,991
Focus on winning.

650
00:28:44,024 --> 00:28:45,059
Do what you do best.

651
00:28:45,092 --> 00:28:46,393
Go out there and ride
the way you ride and win.

652
00:28:46,427 --> 00:28:47,895
Don't worry about that stuff.

653
00:28:51,065 --> 00:28:51,865
The
rivalry developing

654
00:28:51,899 --> 00:28:53,901
between Hurt and
Burnett is obvious,

655
00:28:53,934 --> 00:28:56,070
as neither rider
wants to give an inch.

656
00:28:56,103 --> 00:28:57,338
Hurt jumps! Uh-oh!

657
00:28:57,371 --> 00:28:59,473
Burnett reacts and
completely jumps the start,

658
00:28:59,507 --> 00:29:01,141
catching the rubber
band under his neck.

659
00:29:01,175 --> 00:29:05,212
It pulls him off his ski in a
painful lesson of restraint.

660
00:29:05,246 --> 00:29:08,115
And Burnett takes the ride
of shame back to the line.

661
00:29:08,148 --> 00:29:10,050
The official signals
he will now have

662
00:29:10,084 --> 00:29:11,952
a dead engine on the restart.

663
00:29:14,054 --> 00:29:15,523
Burnett will start in
the back of the pack,

664
00:29:15,557 --> 00:29:16,924
and have to deal with the chop

665
00:29:16,957 --> 00:29:18,959
from the rest of the
riders in front of him.

666
00:29:20,127 --> 00:29:21,929
It's a washing
machine out there.

667
00:29:21,962 --> 00:29:24,164
In conditions like this, you
have to find your rhythm,

668
00:29:24,198 --> 00:29:26,467
and Burnett just can't
seem to find his.

669
00:29:30,037 --> 00:29:31,438
Burnett steps off again!

670
00:29:31,472 --> 00:29:33,974
He has to be getting
frustrated at this point.

671
00:29:35,909 --> 00:29:37,978
Burnett attacking
the log jump section,

672
00:29:38,012 --> 00:29:38,979
blowing by two riders.

673
00:29:39,013 --> 00:29:42,182
Oh! He miss-times it,
and goes over the bars!

674
00:29:44,385 --> 00:29:45,986
Burnett is showing promise,

675
00:29:46,020 --> 00:29:49,290
but his go for broke riding
style has cost him again.

676
00:29:54,261 --> 00:29:56,230
It's a beautiful day
here in Huntington Beach

677
00:29:56,263 --> 00:29:59,233
for round three of the
Azeo Distilleries Tour.

678
00:30:05,239 --> 00:30:06,273
Come on, Billy stay low.

679
00:30:06,307 --> 00:30:08,208
If you're in the air,
you're not going forward.

680
00:30:24,091 --> 00:30:26,060
Cut now! Cut now!
Get over the wave!

681
00:30:34,569 --> 00:30:36,203
Burnett and
Hurt are side by side.

682
00:30:36,236 --> 00:30:39,206
Burnett goes big, but Hurt
stays low and pulls away!

683
00:30:43,043 --> 00:30:45,012
Burnett and Hurt are
battling through the surf.

684
00:30:46,347 --> 00:30:47,549
Cut, Billy, cut!

685
00:30:47,582 --> 00:30:49,049
Hurt
stays tight in the turn

686
00:30:49,083 --> 00:30:50,050
and gets over the wave.

687
00:30:50,084 --> 00:30:53,187
Burnett goes wide and
the wave takes him out!

688
00:31:07,034 --> 00:31:08,969
They're off the line
here in Myrtle Beach.

689
00:31:10,404 --> 00:31:12,439
Billy Burnett
catching some big air,

690
00:31:12,473 --> 00:31:14,975
but losing time as Richard
Hurt moves to the front.

691
00:31:15,008 --> 00:31:16,410
Check out the
drive from Burnett,

692
00:31:16,443 --> 00:31:19,647
as he's found some traction
and he blows by Hurt.

693
00:31:21,148 --> 00:31:23,217
Burnett leads the pack into
the first turn, and yes,

694
00:31:23,250 --> 00:31:26,253
it is Billy Burnett with
the holeshot, unbelievable!

695
00:31:26,286 --> 00:31:27,287
Burnett out in front.

696
00:31:27,321 --> 00:31:27,955
But what's this?

697
00:31:27,988 --> 00:31:29,990
He went to the wrong buoy.

698
00:31:30,023 --> 00:31:31,191
Burnett drops two positions.

699
00:31:31,225 --> 00:31:33,093
Where is his head today?

700
00:31:35,429 --> 00:31:37,364
Burnett charging
through the surf.

701
00:31:37,398 --> 00:31:39,466
He flies off a wave
and goes by Motzurus,

702
00:31:39,500 --> 00:31:40,668
moving into second place.

703
00:31:40,702 --> 00:31:41,969
He misses the buoy.

704
00:31:42,002 --> 00:31:43,470
He'll have to circle back!

705
00:31:43,505 --> 00:31:45,640
But he keeps going!

706
00:31:45,673 --> 00:31:47,509
Billy, are you kidding me?

707
00:31:47,542 --> 00:31:48,976
Konichiwa, joudan de shou.

708
00:31:50,177 --> 00:31:51,111
Japanese?

709
00:31:51,145 --> 00:31:52,079
It's worth a shot.

710
00:31:52,112 --> 00:31:53,380
He sure as hell doesn't
understand English.

711
00:32:05,092 --> 00:32:06,026
Don't freewind your
engine like that.

712
00:32:06,059 --> 00:32:07,060
You're gonna blow it up.

713
00:32:22,476 --> 00:32:23,578
Billy
Burnett has been riding

714
00:32:23,611 --> 00:32:24,646
like Charlie Manson.

715
00:32:24,679 --> 00:32:25,580
He has caught Richard Hurt,

716
00:32:25,613 --> 00:32:27,414
and they are battling
through the chop,

717
00:32:27,448 --> 00:32:28,982
heading out to the far buoy.

718
00:32:30,083 --> 00:32:31,686
Hurt on the inside,
Burnett on the outside.

719
00:32:31,719 --> 00:32:33,655
Burnett stays wide
and he gets by Hurt

720
00:32:33,688 --> 00:32:34,756
to take over the lead.

721
00:32:36,190 --> 00:32:38,660
Billy, you can't keep
it pinned like that!

722
00:32:43,330 --> 00:32:45,165
Holy Toledo!

723
00:32:45,199 --> 00:32:46,400
Burnett has a comfortable lead,

724
00:32:46,433 --> 00:32:49,169
but he's still
riding like a madman.

725
00:32:49,203 --> 00:32:51,271
Somebody
better check with NASA.

726
00:32:51,305 --> 00:32:52,973
This could be a moon shot!

727
00:32:54,609 --> 00:32:57,010
Billy Burnett experiencing
mechanical problems,

728
00:32:57,044 --> 00:32:58,245
getting towed in.

729
00:32:58,278 --> 00:33:01,482
No surprise there after he's
been freewinding all day long.

730
00:33:01,516 --> 00:33:04,218
This is not the way you
want to end your weekend.

731
00:33:06,688 --> 00:33:11,058
Yeah, it was disappointing
to say the least.

732
00:33:11,091 --> 00:33:12,426
The guys, they're
kind of pissed.

733
00:33:12,459 --> 00:33:14,027
They're gonna make me
help tear the motor apart

734
00:33:14,061 --> 00:33:15,429
so I can learn how it works.

735
00:33:18,232 --> 00:33:19,634
Oh, I almost forgot.

736
00:33:19,667 --> 00:33:21,435
Happy birthday, Mom.

737
00:33:21,468 --> 00:33:23,237
Did you get the flowers
that I sent you?

738
00:33:25,339 --> 00:33:27,407
The flowers are
beautiful, Billy.

739
00:33:27,441 --> 00:33:28,676
Thank you so much.

740
00:33:28,710 --> 00:33:29,343
Oh, your dad's here.

741
00:33:29,376 --> 00:33:30,410
Do you want to talk to him?

742
00:33:31,713 --> 00:33:32,747
I'm on a business
call, I can't.

743
00:33:32,780 --> 00:33:34,448
Fill me in later.

744
00:33:34,481 --> 00:33:35,349
I'm sorry, honey.

745
00:33:35,382 --> 00:33:37,217
He's on a business call.

746
00:33:37,251 --> 00:33:40,522
Okay, talk to you soon, bye.

747
00:33:43,123 --> 00:33:45,092
You two should hook up.

748
00:33:45,125 --> 00:33:47,494
Nope, I'm not dating
another racer again.

749
00:33:47,529 --> 00:33:48,696
I didn't say date.

750
00:33:48,730 --> 00:33:50,264
I said hook up.

751
00:33:51,298 --> 00:33:52,767
You know me better than that.

752
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:54,401
Okay, then date him.

753
00:33:54,434 --> 00:33:55,837
Look, you know he likes you

754
00:33:55,870 --> 00:33:58,673
and he's not like
these other animals.

755
00:33:58,706 --> 00:33:59,707
He's a good guy.

756
00:34:00,875 --> 00:34:04,144
A good guy maybe,
but not a good idea.

757
00:34:04,846 --> 00:34:07,615
Look, if you don't
date him, then I will.

758
00:34:07,649 --> 00:34:09,349
And by the time
I'm done with him,

759
00:34:09,383 --> 00:34:11,786
he'll need years of therapy.

760
00:34:11,819 --> 00:34:13,120
Excuse me gentlemen,

761
00:34:14,187 --> 00:34:14,856
would you like to
purchase a delicacy

762
00:34:14,889 --> 00:34:16,524
to help support our orphanage?

763
00:34:17,491 --> 00:34:18,292
Sure, yeah.

764
00:34:18,325 --> 00:34:19,661
- How much?
- $20.

765
00:34:20,562 --> 00:34:21,563
$20?

766
00:34:21,596 --> 00:34:22,530
$20.

767
00:34:22,564 --> 00:34:23,731
What are you buying?

768
00:34:23,765 --> 00:34:26,768
I don't know, but
it's for an orphanage.

769
00:34:26,801 --> 00:34:28,135
It's called squeella.

770
00:34:28,168 --> 00:34:30,203
It's pureed squid,
eel, and fish.

771
00:34:30,237 --> 00:34:32,472
It smells bad, but
it tastes delicious.

772
00:34:32,507 --> 00:34:34,408
Um, you said 20?

773
00:34:34,441 --> 00:34:35,409
Yeah.

774
00:34:35,442 --> 00:34:36,410
What if I...

775
00:34:36,443 --> 00:34:38,211
Just give me that, and
I'll give you all this.

776
00:34:38,245 --> 00:34:39,714
Just give me the whole
cooler, everything, okay?

777
00:34:39,747 --> 00:34:41,381
- Thank you, sir.
- Oh, yeah.

778
00:34:41,415 --> 00:34:42,316
- Thank you very much.
- Mm-hmm.

779
00:34:42,349 --> 00:34:43,450
- Oh, you're very welcome.
- God bless you!

780
00:34:43,483 --> 00:34:44,519
Oh, God bless you.

781
00:34:44,552 --> 00:34:45,520
Well, it's for an orphanage.

782
00:34:45,553 --> 00:34:47,287
So, you know, beneath
this bad dog exterior,

783
00:34:47,321 --> 00:34:49,657
I got a really big
soft spot for the kids.

784
00:34:49,691 --> 00:34:51,491
Oh, hi girls.

785
00:34:52,459 --> 00:34:53,861
How are you?

786
00:34:53,895 --> 00:34:56,598
Oh! What is that?

787
00:34:57,497 --> 00:34:59,132
Don't look at me.

788
00:34:59,934 --> 00:35:01,703
Dog bought it.

789
00:35:01,736 --> 00:35:02,503
I don't know, it's
for an orphanage.

790
00:35:02,537 --> 00:35:03,538
What are you going
to do, just...

791
00:35:06,306 --> 00:35:08,275
Hey, what are you guys
doing for dinner tonight?

792
00:35:08,308 --> 00:35:08,910
You want to join us?

793
00:35:08,943 --> 00:35:10,110
You know, Jarid's buying.

794
00:35:11,178 --> 00:35:12,279
I can't, guys.

795
00:35:12,312 --> 00:35:14,147
I'm getting heat
from my camp already.

796
00:35:14,181 --> 00:35:16,784
Old Dog can take
care of your teammate.

797
00:35:16,818 --> 00:35:17,719
What do you say?

798
00:35:17,752 --> 00:35:20,153
What can I say,
problem solved, right?

799
00:35:20,187 --> 00:35:20,788
Right.

800
00:35:20,822 --> 00:35:22,624
All right, let's do this.

801
00:35:22,657 --> 00:35:26,326
Miss Summer, after you.

802
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:28,195
Playing hard to get, I like it.

803
00:35:30,464 --> 00:35:32,567
Ah, come on now.
That's the last one.

804
00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:34,401
Go big or go home.

805
00:35:34,434 --> 00:35:36,436
20 bucks says you
can't do two drops.

806
00:35:36,470 --> 00:35:38,338
Come on, two drops?

807
00:35:38,372 --> 00:35:39,741
How about I do three drops

808
00:35:39,774 --> 00:35:41,208
and loser has to
buy drinks tonight?

809
00:35:42,376 --> 00:35:43,878
That's what I'm talking
about. Let's see it.

810
00:35:43,911 --> 00:35:45,412
- Deal?
- Yeah, deal.

811
00:35:45,445 --> 00:35:46,948
All right, ready for this?

812
00:35:46,981 --> 00:35:47,849
Check this out.

813
00:35:47,882 --> 00:35:50,752
One, two, three.

814
00:35:59,861 --> 00:36:00,928
Free drinks!

815
00:36:02,864 --> 00:36:04,565
You're disgusting.

816
00:36:04,599 --> 00:36:05,733
You know what?

817
00:36:05,767 --> 00:36:06,901
You and I, we've
gotta do something

818
00:36:06,934 --> 00:36:09,202
about this sexual tension
between us, don't you think?

819
00:36:09,236 --> 00:36:10,838
I just
puked in my mouth a little.

820
00:36:10,872 --> 00:36:12,573
I'm still down.

821
00:36:12,607 --> 00:36:13,440
On that note.

822
00:36:13,473 --> 00:36:14,776
Yes, party time.

823
00:36:15,843 --> 00:36:17,344
Let's do this.

824
00:36:17,377 --> 00:36:19,379
Don't worry. I've been
touring with guys for years.

825
00:36:19,413 --> 00:36:20,447
He's not that bad.

826
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:21,415
Yo, have you seen the pisser?

827
00:36:21,448 --> 00:36:23,651
I got to siphon the
python before I go out.

828
00:36:23,685 --> 00:36:24,686
You know what I'm saying?

829
00:36:24,719 --> 00:36:25,787
It's over there.

830
00:36:25,820 --> 00:36:27,555
So helpful, I love it.

831
00:36:28,856 --> 00:36:29,957
Meet you guys out there.

832
00:36:30,992 --> 00:36:32,627
You were saying?

833
00:36:32,660 --> 00:36:33,828
Never mind.

834
00:36:33,861 --> 00:36:35,429
I'm tired.

835
00:36:35,462 --> 00:36:36,631
I might just call
it an early night,

836
00:36:36,664 --> 00:36:38,533
but you two should hang out.

837
00:36:42,503 --> 00:36:44,237
I'm meeting some
friends down by the lake

838
00:36:44,271 --> 00:36:45,807
for some late night fun.

839
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:46,641
Do you wanna go?

840
00:36:46,674 --> 00:36:47,875
Sure, yeah.

841
00:36:47,909 --> 00:36:48,943
All right.

842
00:36:55,049 --> 00:36:55,883
All right!

843
00:37:05,660 --> 00:37:06,493
Whoa.

844
00:37:09,764 --> 00:37:12,767
Dude, dude, my stomach's
on fire right now.

845
00:37:14,434 --> 00:37:15,870
I blame you, man.

846
00:37:15,903 --> 00:37:17,538
Blame me?

847
00:37:17,572 --> 00:37:18,539
Why me?

848
00:37:18,573 --> 00:37:19,874
'Cause you were like,
"Do all the hot sauce.

849
00:37:19,907 --> 00:37:20,842
"Do the three drops."

850
00:37:20,875 --> 00:37:21,676
You don't think it
has anything to do with

851
00:37:21,709 --> 00:37:23,845
- the thing you just chugged?
- Mm-mm.

852
00:37:23,878 --> 00:37:25,847
No, it could be a mixture of
it, but it wouldn't happen

853
00:37:25,880 --> 00:37:27,949
if the base of the hot sauce
wasn't there right now.

854
00:37:27,982 --> 00:37:28,983
Mm...

855
00:37:30,985 --> 00:37:32,019
Oh.

856
00:37:32,854 --> 00:37:33,921
Sorry, dude,
bathroom's closed.

857
00:37:33,955 --> 00:37:34,922
Aw, come on, man.

858
00:37:34,956 --> 00:37:36,389
You don't understand.

859
00:37:36,423 --> 00:37:38,860
I'm about to have like a
nuclear assplosion here.

860
00:37:38,893 --> 00:37:39,761
Someone puked.

861
00:37:39,794 --> 00:37:40,828
You've gotta come
back in 10 minutes.

862
00:37:40,862 --> 00:37:41,896
10 minutes?

863
00:37:41,929 --> 00:37:43,898
Mm-mm, this thing's gonna
be over in two minutes.

864
00:37:43,931 --> 00:37:44,532
Sorry, man.

865
00:37:49,003 --> 00:37:51,304
- Oh!
- Hey, this is for women!

866
00:37:51,338 --> 00:37:52,507
Yeah, well, so is this,

867
00:37:52,540 --> 00:37:54,976
but his neighbor's a sick ass
you want no part of, lady.

868
00:37:55,877 --> 00:37:56,711
Ugh.

869
00:37:58,378 --> 00:38:00,447
It burns.

870
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:01,816
Oh, it burns so good.

871
00:38:06,988 --> 00:38:08,055
All right Billy
hold on, don't go yet.

872
00:38:10,958 --> 00:38:11,793
All right, ready.

873
00:38:32,046 --> 00:38:32,880
Whew!

874
00:38:41,656 --> 00:38:42,824
Whoa, it really cooled down.

875
00:38:45,626 --> 00:38:46,961
You think I'd be
used to that by now.

876
00:38:54,135 --> 00:38:56,537
You trained with Jarid
back in the day, didn't you?

877
00:38:57,972 --> 00:38:59,874
Yeah, he started
helping me when I was 13.

878
00:39:00,942 --> 00:39:03,476
I wouldn't be where I am
today if it wasn't for him.

879
00:39:07,515 --> 00:39:10,051
And he doesn't know it,
but he was my first crush.

880
00:39:17,024 --> 00:39:19,560
So first Jarid,
and then Richard...

881
00:39:20,862 --> 00:39:22,930
sounds like you have
a thing for champions.

882
00:39:23,865 --> 00:39:26,701
So has he shared
his secret yet?

883
00:39:28,135 --> 00:39:30,838
The Jarid "holeshot"
Harper secret.

884
00:39:30,872 --> 00:39:31,939
No.

885
00:39:32,974 --> 00:39:34,474
I mean, that's...

886
00:39:36,010 --> 00:39:39,881
that's some... that's
some legendary stuff.

887
00:39:43,117 --> 00:39:45,953
You want to go back to the
motel and get some sweatshirts?

888
00:39:46,988 --> 00:39:48,823
- Yeah.
- Yeah, it's cold.

889
00:39:53,060 --> 00:39:53,895
All right.

890
00:39:57,464 --> 00:39:59,200
Someone planning on
getting lucky tonight?

891
00:39:59,233 --> 00:40:01,869
Dog, he put this in my hand
when... at the restaurant.

892
00:40:03,004 --> 00:40:03,838
I swear.

893
00:40:04,972 --> 00:40:06,406
God, I'm gonna kill him.

894
00:40:09,810 --> 00:40:12,013
- Oh my God!
- Oh, oh, God!

895
00:40:13,180 --> 00:40:13,981
What is that?

896
00:40:15,583 --> 00:40:17,118
- Someone die in there?
- Those bastards!

897
00:40:20,487 --> 00:40:21,589
You know what?

898
00:40:22,723 --> 00:40:23,891
Let's get out of
these wet clothes

899
00:40:23,925 --> 00:40:25,960
and put this thing to good use.

900
00:40:25,993 --> 00:40:27,161
Okay, okay, slowly.

901
00:40:27,194 --> 00:40:28,796
That's enough.

902
00:40:28,829 --> 00:40:30,463
Okay, wait just a little bit.

903
00:40:30,497 --> 00:40:33,901
Okay, okay, go slow.

904
00:40:34,969 --> 00:40:35,770
Okay, oh my God.

905
00:40:35,803 --> 00:40:36,938
Okay, okay, okay...

906
00:40:36,971 --> 00:40:38,673
I can't do this anymore.

907
00:40:39,740 --> 00:40:41,075
Okay, okay, okay...

908
00:40:41,108 --> 00:40:42,343
Oh God, we're almost
there, we're almost there.

909
00:40:42,376 --> 00:40:43,978
- Okay, no, no, no, no, stop!
- Come on, just a little more.

910
00:40:44,011 --> 00:40:45,880
- Just a little more!
- It's getting too big!

911
00:40:45,913 --> 00:40:46,814
No, no, no.

912
00:40:46,847 --> 00:40:48,215
That's enough! That's enough!

913
00:40:48,249 --> 00:40:49,684
Okay, we're done.

914
00:40:49,717 --> 00:40:51,118
- We're done, we're done.
- Ooh!

915
00:40:51,152 --> 00:40:51,986
Ooh!

916
00:40:52,019 --> 00:40:53,486
Why am I holding this?

917
00:40:57,959 --> 00:40:59,894
I'm not so sure about this.

918
00:40:59,927 --> 00:41:03,197
Come on, it's gonna be
internet gold, I promise.

919
00:41:03,230 --> 00:41:05,733
Yeah, but I don't want
those guys mad at me.

920
00:41:05,766 --> 00:41:07,601
I'll edit you out, all right?

921
00:41:07,635 --> 00:41:09,036
They'll never even
know you were here.

922
00:41:10,705 --> 00:41:12,940
They are gonna be so surprised.

923
00:41:13,975 --> 00:41:15,042
You can say that again.

924
00:41:17,878 --> 00:41:18,746
Whew, I better
call it a night.

925
00:41:18,779 --> 00:41:20,715
I'm done, I can't
take anything else.

926
00:41:23,050 --> 00:41:25,152
Are you
ready for the number one

927
00:41:25,186 --> 00:41:28,255
exotic dance contest
in the country?

928
00:41:28,289 --> 00:41:31,559
Yeah!

929
00:41:31,592 --> 00:41:32,760
Still heading home?

930
00:41:32,793 --> 00:41:34,695
Nope, this'll wait.

931
00:41:34,729 --> 00:41:36,897
Let's welcome our
first contestant tonight.

932
00:41:36,931 --> 00:41:37,932
This is Summer!

933
00:41:42,003 --> 00:41:43,037
No way!

934
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:47,041
Oh yeah!

935
00:41:47,074 --> 00:41:48,142
Show us your boobs!

936
00:41:54,248 --> 00:41:55,916
Oh my God, yes.

937
00:41:56,984 --> 00:41:59,253
Oh my God, show us those nips!

938
00:42:00,287 --> 00:42:01,122
Oh yeah.

939
00:42:02,123 --> 00:42:05,559
That's him! He's been
harassing me all night.

940
00:42:05,593 --> 00:42:06,193
Come on, buddy.

941
00:42:06,227 --> 00:42:07,094
Time to go.

942
00:42:07,128 --> 00:42:08,062
No, no, no, no.

943
00:42:08,095 --> 00:42:09,230
What? Come on.

944
00:42:09,263 --> 00:42:09,930
Jarid, Jarid.

945
00:42:09,964 --> 00:42:11,065
Please, please, not right now.

946
00:42:11,098 --> 00:42:12,266
Please, Nuke, please tell him.

947
00:42:12,299 --> 00:42:13,768
Come on, please!

948
00:42:13,801 --> 00:42:14,702
Oh my God.

949
00:42:16,203 --> 00:42:18,039
Well, we could go
with Dog right now,

950
00:42:18,072 --> 00:42:20,074
- or we could...
- Dog who?

951
00:42:20,107 --> 00:42:21,108
Yeah. that's what I'm saying.

952
00:42:23,077 --> 00:42:23,911
Oh!

953
00:42:28,949 --> 00:42:29,950
Come on, so what.

954
00:42:29,984 --> 00:42:31,085
Come on, not tonight, please.

955
00:42:31,118 --> 00:42:32,753
Look at this girl, come on!

956
00:42:33,788 --> 00:42:35,089
Come on, please, please, please.

957
00:42:35,122 --> 00:42:36,057
I didn't do anything wrong.

958
00:42:36,090 --> 00:42:36,991
I had to go to the bathroom.

959
00:42:37,024 --> 00:42:38,059
The guy's bathroom was closed.

960
00:42:38,092 --> 00:42:38,926
- You're done.
- I'm done?

961
00:42:38,959 --> 00:42:40,161
- You're done.
- Done for the night.

962
00:42:41,729 --> 00:42:42,730
All right.

963
00:42:44,932 --> 00:42:47,034
Hey, big guy,
how was your night?

964
00:42:47,068 --> 00:42:48,969
I'm not emotionally at a place

965
00:42:49,003 --> 00:42:51,005
to even talk about it right
now, Jarid. Thank you.

966
00:42:51,038 --> 00:42:53,941
You shoulda seen me
in there, first place.

967
00:42:53,974 --> 00:42:58,012
Oh, hey, Dog, thanks for
the drinks for the night!

968
00:42:58,045 --> 00:43:00,114
And thank you for
cheering me on, champ.

969
00:43:00,147 --> 00:43:03,217
Well, thank you for
throwing me your top.

970
00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:07,922
All right, I'm going
to go take a hot shower,

971
00:43:07,955 --> 00:43:11,592
which is like a normal
shower, but with me in it.

972
00:43:13,828 --> 00:43:14,862
I got nothing.

973
00:43:14,895 --> 00:43:15,963
Hey, why don't you ask her

974
00:43:15,996 --> 00:43:17,765
if she's dressed like a general,

975
00:43:17,798 --> 00:43:20,167
because your privates are
standing at attention.

976
00:43:20,201 --> 00:43:22,069
Shut up Pepe-la-puke!

977
00:43:23,871 --> 00:43:24,972
That laugh drives me nuts.

978
00:43:30,978 --> 00:43:33,180
Well, it's official.

979
00:43:33,214 --> 00:43:35,216
This is the worst
night of my life.

980
00:43:35,249 --> 00:43:36,717
I mean, what else could
go wrong, you know?

981
00:43:36,750 --> 00:43:37,651
I don't know.

982
00:43:40,054 --> 00:43:41,122
Oh!

983
00:43:42,990 --> 00:43:44,925
I think I just sharted my pants.

984
00:43:47,761 --> 00:43:49,730
You know, my team manager
has already warned me

985
00:43:49,763 --> 00:43:52,967
to steer clear of you, and
to stay focused on racing.

986
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,836
Why are you so worried
about what your team thinks?

987
00:43:55,870 --> 00:43:58,772
Any other team would
take you in a heartbeat.

988
00:43:58,806 --> 00:44:00,174
Yeah but if I get fired,

989
00:44:00,207 --> 00:44:02,243
my contract says I can't
race for anyone else

990
00:44:02,276 --> 00:44:03,444
until after this season.

991
00:44:03,477 --> 00:44:06,046
I guess this we'll have to
keep this our little secret.

992
00:44:14,155 --> 00:44:14,989
Okay.

993
00:44:16,490 --> 00:44:17,391
I don't know.

994
00:44:18,926 --> 00:44:20,094
A part of me wants
to be with you,

995
00:44:20,127 --> 00:44:24,265
but, a part of me knows I need
to stay focused on racing.

996
00:44:24,298 --> 00:44:26,367
Well, let's just focus
on the parts of you

997
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:27,368
that want to be with me.

998
00:44:30,337 --> 00:44:33,841
They say if you have to
keep a relationship a secret,

999
00:44:33,874 --> 00:44:35,943
then you probably
shouldn't be in it.

1000
00:44:37,077 --> 00:44:40,014
Yeah well, they also
say you should live life

1001
00:44:40,047 --> 00:44:43,984
near the edge because the
view is so much better.

1002
00:44:45,186 --> 00:44:48,422
Wow, getting deep.

1003
00:44:49,990 --> 00:44:50,925
You sound surprised.

1004
00:44:52,193 --> 00:44:55,062
Come on, I have
so much on the line.

1005
00:44:56,430 --> 00:45:01,802
If I clinch the women's
title before the tour ends,

1006
00:45:01,835 --> 00:45:05,072
they're gonna let me race in
the men's class in the finals.

1007
00:45:06,173 --> 00:45:07,942
I mean, I'll make history.

1008
00:45:07,975 --> 00:45:10,344
I'll be the first woman to
compete against the men.

1009
00:45:12,346 --> 00:45:15,149
Hmm, so we'll be racing
against each other.

1010
00:45:16,483 --> 00:45:20,321
Yeah, I wonder
who'll get second?

1011
00:45:20,354 --> 00:45:23,224
I wonder
where you learned that?

1012
00:45:45,179 --> 00:45:46,280
It's go time.

1013
00:45:54,255 --> 00:45:58,392
You need to take a shower
and throw those underwear away.

1014
00:45:58,425 --> 00:45:59,994
- I'm sorry, dude.
- Yeah.

1015
00:46:00,027 --> 00:46:02,062
This is the worst
night of my life.

1016
00:46:02,096 --> 00:46:03,163
I'm so uncomfortable.

1017
00:46:04,131 --> 00:46:06,166
I'm probably gonna
have to drive the truck

1018
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:07,234
into the lake.

1019
00:46:07,268 --> 00:46:09,336
Yeah well, you might
as well throw me in there

1020
00:46:09,370 --> 00:46:10,170
when you do it.

1021
00:46:22,316 --> 00:46:24,485
Well, that's just fantastic!

1022
00:46:28,355 --> 00:46:29,156
What do you
think you're doing!

1023
00:46:29,189 --> 00:46:30,024
Get off of me!

1024
00:46:33,227 --> 00:46:34,061
Get off of me!

1025
00:46:35,329 --> 00:46:36,497
Smell that, smell that,

1026
00:46:36,531 --> 00:46:39,033
- smell that.
- What did you eat?

1027
00:46:41,035 --> 00:46:42,436
What are you doing, Harper?

1028
00:46:42,469 --> 00:46:43,404
Get off of me!

1029
00:46:47,975 --> 00:46:49,009
Kelly?

1030
00:46:56,383 --> 00:46:57,519
That's even better!

1031
00:47:06,293 --> 00:47:07,394
We're
at the halfway point

1032
00:47:07,428 --> 00:47:08,862
of round six in Atlanta.

1033
00:47:08,896 --> 00:47:10,532
Richard Hurt has been
riding aggressively

1034
00:47:10,565 --> 00:47:11,633
and has lead from the start,

1035
00:47:11,666 --> 00:47:14,935
but for some reason, his
lap times have dropped off.

1036
00:47:14,968 --> 00:47:16,970
Billy Burnett has worked
his way through the pack,

1037
00:47:17,004 --> 00:47:18,238
and is now all over our leader

1038
00:47:18,272 --> 00:47:20,341
as they begin to lap the field.

1039
00:47:20,374 --> 00:47:23,010
Hurt looks over at Burnett
and leaves the door wide open.

1040
00:47:23,043 --> 00:47:26,146
Oh, there's contact and
Burnett almost goes down!

1041
00:47:26,180 --> 00:47:27,047
Don't play into it, Billy!

1042
00:47:27,081 --> 00:47:28,248
Get away from him!

1043
00:47:28,282 --> 00:47:30,984
Going into the
turn and Burnett retaliates.

1044
00:47:31,018 --> 00:47:32,119
He puts the nose of his ski

1045
00:47:32,152 --> 00:47:34,054
right into the
back of Hurt's leg.

1046
00:47:35,022 --> 00:47:38,325
Billy, settle
down and race smart!

1047
00:47:38,359 --> 00:47:40,060
These
two are going at it.

1048
00:47:40,094 --> 00:47:41,462
And there's contact again.

1049
00:47:42,597 --> 00:47:43,598
And again!

1050
00:47:46,166 --> 00:47:48,135
Burnett tags him back and they
head into the backstretch.

1051
00:47:48,168 --> 00:47:50,304
Burnett and Hurt
are battling it out.

1052
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:55,008
Burnett goes by, but he's
carrying too much speed

1053
00:47:55,042 --> 00:47:57,211
and overshoots the turn.

1054
00:47:57,244 --> 00:47:59,012
Richard Hurt goes wide too.

1055
00:47:59,046 --> 00:48:01,683
Oh, Hurt takes Burnett out!

1056
00:48:01,716 --> 00:48:03,984
They're fighting in the
middle of the race course!

1057
00:48:04,017 --> 00:48:05,219
I've never seen
anything like it!

1058
00:48:05,252 --> 00:48:07,087
An official is trying
to break it up,

1059
00:48:07,121 --> 00:48:08,155
but he's having no effect.

1060
00:48:08,188 --> 00:48:10,625
The rivalry between these
two is out of control,

1061
00:48:10,658 --> 00:48:12,560
and the race director
is already on his way

1062
00:48:12,594 --> 00:48:13,961
down to the beach.

1063
00:48:13,994 --> 00:48:15,062
Trading fiberglass
is one thing,

1064
00:48:15,095 --> 00:48:16,063
but what you two
were doing out there

1065
00:48:16,096 --> 00:48:18,432
is gonna get somebody
busted up in a bad way!

1066
00:48:18,465 --> 00:48:20,067
One more incident from
either one of you,

1067
00:48:20,100 --> 00:48:21,034
and you're off the tour!

1068
00:48:21,068 --> 00:48:22,336
Do we have an understanding?

1069
00:48:25,406 --> 00:48:27,040
What kind of
amateur crap was that!

1070
00:48:27,074 --> 00:48:29,343
You're not listening to a damn
word I'm saying out there!

1071
00:48:32,112 --> 00:48:33,447
Why do I even waist my time?

1072
00:48:37,317 --> 00:48:38,419
Come on, Billy.

1073
00:48:38,452 --> 00:48:39,286
Not good.

1074
00:48:40,254 --> 00:48:41,255
Not good at all.

1075
00:48:41,288 --> 00:48:43,090
It's not broken, okay?

1076
00:48:43,123 --> 00:48:46,728
I'm just in a lot of pain
right now, all right?

1077
00:48:46,761 --> 00:48:49,129
I should probably talk
to Dad about this.

1078
00:48:49,163 --> 00:48:50,698
Is he around?

1079
00:48:50,732 --> 00:48:52,032
He wants to talk to you.

1080
00:48:54,001 --> 00:48:55,102
Hey, Billy.

1081
00:48:55,135 --> 00:48:56,970
Sounds like you had
a tough weekend.

1082
00:48:57,004 --> 00:48:59,707
Yeah, you could say that.

1083
00:49:00,708 --> 00:49:04,144
Look, dad, I know you went
to bat getting me a sponsor

1084
00:49:04,178 --> 00:49:07,014
and all, but things aren't
really going the way that I

1085
00:49:07,047 --> 00:49:08,348
thought that they would.

1086
00:49:08,382 --> 00:49:12,252
I mean, I'm pretty much in
a no-win situation here,

1087
00:49:12,286 --> 00:49:17,057
so I think I'm going to just
cut it short and come home.

1088
00:49:17,090 --> 00:49:18,292
Why would you want to do that?

1089
00:49:18,325 --> 00:49:20,294
You got a successful
program going.

1090
00:49:20,327 --> 00:49:22,329
Grim Ripper's sales are up 6%,

1091
00:49:22,362 --> 00:49:24,064
and Jim Anderson
called me last week

1092
00:49:24,097 --> 00:49:25,499
to tell me how happy he is.

1093
00:49:25,533 --> 00:49:26,734
You gotta hang in there.

1094
00:49:26,768 --> 00:49:29,704
That's great,
Dad, sales are up.

1095
00:49:36,176 --> 00:49:39,480
Okay, we'll talk next week.

1096
00:49:40,414 --> 00:49:44,151
And um,... we love you.

1097
00:49:46,788 --> 00:49:47,622
Oh.

1098
00:49:49,691 --> 00:49:54,394
He wanted me to apologize
to Jim for not winning yet.

1099
00:50:02,202 --> 00:50:03,036
So you giving up?

1100
00:50:04,772 --> 00:50:05,573
Is this where you
give me a pep talk

1101
00:50:05,607 --> 00:50:07,642
and tell me that
winners don't quit?

1102
00:50:08,175 --> 00:50:10,512
That would be pretty hypocritical of
you, wouldn't it?

1103
00:50:12,179 --> 00:50:13,313
Were you that scared?

1104
00:50:15,482 --> 00:50:17,552
Afraid the great Jarid
Harper wouldn't win again,

1105
00:50:17,585 --> 00:50:19,086
so you quit instead, huh?

1106
00:50:21,488 --> 00:50:23,457
So what are you
running home to, huh?

1107
00:50:23,490 --> 00:50:24,726
A father who sponsored a team

1108
00:50:24,759 --> 00:50:27,060
just to get rid of his
pain-in-the-ass kid for the summer.

1109
00:50:28,195 --> 00:50:30,732
Look, I don't need this!

1110
00:50:38,138 --> 00:50:39,172
Yeah, you do.

1111
00:50:42,510 --> 00:50:43,343
So do I.

1112
00:50:52,820 --> 00:50:54,187
Need someone to talk to?

1113
00:50:57,525 --> 00:50:58,458
I'm a good listener.

1114
00:51:01,461 --> 00:51:03,196
I thought you
couldn't talk to me?

1115
00:51:04,632 --> 00:51:06,701
I can't, but I'm here.

1116
00:51:11,639 --> 00:51:13,106
Slumming again, Kelly?

1117
00:51:14,241 --> 00:51:15,409
We were just talking, Richard.

1118
00:51:15,442 --> 00:51:17,110
Do you mind?

1119
00:51:17,144 --> 00:51:18,178
Yeah, I do.

1120
00:51:18,211 --> 00:51:18,813
We were both told an hour
ago that the truck was...

1121
00:51:18,846 --> 00:51:19,514
I know what I was told!

1122
00:51:19,547 --> 00:51:21,849
Kelly, your duffle bag's open.

1123
00:51:21,883 --> 00:51:23,051
Your shit's not packed.

1124
00:51:23,083 --> 00:51:25,185
I swear to God, it looks like
a hand grenade went off...

1125
00:51:25,218 --> 00:51:26,153
I'll be
there in a minute!

1126
00:51:26,186 --> 00:51:27,087
Okay, here we go.

1127
00:51:27,120 --> 00:51:28,856
Hey, hey, hey, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

1128
00:51:28,890 --> 00:51:29,891
Not worth it.

1129
00:51:29,924 --> 00:51:30,758
Not worth it, Billy.

1130
00:51:32,326 --> 00:51:33,795
Nice try, Richard.

1131
00:51:33,828 --> 00:51:35,162
Provoke him into punching you

1132
00:51:35,195 --> 00:51:36,764
so he gets kicked off the tour?

1133
00:51:36,798 --> 00:51:38,833
You know, if you want to
continue down this road with me,

1134
00:51:38,866 --> 00:51:40,500
I'll be happy to
show you the way.

1135
00:51:46,273 --> 00:51:48,643
The truck leaves in two
minutes, with or without you.

1136
00:51:54,515 --> 00:51:55,883
Promise me you won't quit.

1137
00:52:03,524 --> 00:52:06,594
Look, Billy, I owe
you an apology, okay?

1138
00:52:07,494 --> 00:52:08,830
I shouldn't have
said what I said.

1139
00:52:11,264 --> 00:52:12,533
Well, neither should I.

1140
00:52:15,903 --> 00:52:20,207
Listen, Billy, I owe
you an apology too, man.

1141
00:52:20,240 --> 00:52:22,877
I mean, this whole
thing was my idea.

1142
00:52:22,910 --> 00:52:26,480
But you gotta to know,
regardless of how we got here,

1143
00:52:26,514 --> 00:52:27,882
we're in it to
win it, all right?

1144
00:52:29,349 --> 00:52:30,918
The monks taught
me this philosophy.

1145
00:52:32,620 --> 00:52:35,455
The cure for everything
in life is saltwater,

1146
00:52:36,390 --> 00:52:39,761
tears, sweat, and the ocean.

1147
00:52:39,794 --> 00:52:41,663
You've cried your tears.

1148
00:52:41,696 --> 00:52:43,296
You've had the ocean.

1149
00:52:43,330 --> 00:52:44,732
Now it's time to sweat.

1150
00:54:21,929 --> 00:54:23,898
Look, if you pace
yourself in the surf,

1151
00:54:24,832 --> 00:54:26,868
you won't wear yourself
out and make mistakes.

1152
00:54:28,736 --> 00:54:30,470
Well, maybe if you helped
me to get the holeshot,

1153
00:54:30,505 --> 00:54:32,707
then I wouldn't have to push
so hard coming from behind.

1154
00:54:33,908 --> 00:54:35,643
What do you want,
more horsepower?

1155
00:54:36,844 --> 00:54:37,845
You know what I want.

1156
00:54:39,580 --> 00:54:41,849
You used to get the
holeshot all the time.

1157
00:54:43,584 --> 00:54:44,886
They say you had a secret.

1158
00:54:46,521 --> 00:54:49,557
Well, show me you
can do it my way first,

1159
00:54:51,025 --> 00:54:53,493
then we'll talk, deal?

1160
00:54:55,129 --> 00:54:55,963
Deal.

1161
00:54:57,165 --> 00:55:00,735
Round seven of
the Azeo Distilleries Tour,

1162
00:55:00,768 --> 00:55:03,470
and Bill Burnett is out in
front, leading Richard Hurt.

1163
00:55:03,504 --> 00:55:05,907
Hurt has tried repeatedly
to retake the lead,

1164
00:55:05,940 --> 00:55:07,875
but has not been able
to make it happen.

1165
00:55:07,909 --> 00:55:08,843
You're doing great, Billy.

1166
00:55:08,876 --> 00:55:09,877
Stay consistent.

1167
00:55:11,112 --> 00:55:13,114
Burnett has been
fast, smooth and consistent.

1168
00:55:13,147 --> 00:55:14,882
Let's take a look
back at the pass

1169
00:55:14,916 --> 00:55:16,617
that had the fans cheering.

1170
00:55:16,651 --> 00:55:17,952
Burnett worked his way
up through the pack

1171
00:55:17,985 --> 00:55:19,987
and remained patient,
pressuring Hurt,

1172
00:55:20,021 --> 00:55:21,088
waited for the right moment,

1173
00:55:21,122 --> 00:55:23,858
and then made this great
pass to take over the lead.

1174
00:55:26,761 --> 00:55:28,629
Hear we go, the
white flag is out!

1175
00:55:28,663 --> 00:55:29,462
The final lap!

1176
00:55:29,496 --> 00:55:30,497
Hurt turns it loose.

1177
00:55:30,531 --> 00:55:31,799
They're side by side.

1178
00:55:31,833 --> 00:55:32,733
Burnett holds him off,

1179
00:55:32,767 --> 00:55:34,836
but Hurt is trying
everything to get by.

1180
00:55:34,869 --> 00:55:36,537
He knows it's now or never.

1181
00:55:36,571 --> 00:55:38,139
Hurt squeezes by on the inside,

1182
00:55:38,172 --> 00:55:40,473
but Burnett has the
line on the next turn.

1183
00:55:41,709 --> 00:55:42,777
Hurt dives inside.

1184
00:55:44,779 --> 00:55:45,913
Burnett takes it back again.

1185
00:55:45,947 --> 00:55:46,948
What a battle!

1186
00:55:48,182 --> 00:55:49,951
Into the backstretch, they're
coming up on lapped traffic.

1187
00:55:49,984 --> 00:55:51,384
Just three turns to go

1188
00:55:51,418 --> 00:55:53,688
for Billy Burnett to
take home his first win.

1189
00:55:55,957 --> 00:55:57,692
He's gonna win it!

1190
00:55:57,725 --> 00:55:58,659
Two turns to go.

1191
00:55:58,693 --> 00:55:59,660
Burnett gets held up
behind a lapped rider,

1192
00:55:59,694 --> 00:56:02,830
but it looks like Hurt
is far enough behind.

1193
00:56:02,864 --> 00:56:05,700
Oh! The lapped rider
broke the buoy loose.

1194
00:56:05,733 --> 00:56:06,499
Burnett misses the buoy

1195
00:56:06,534 --> 00:56:08,836
and has to go back
and pick it up.

1196
00:56:08,870 --> 00:56:10,738
Richard Hurt inherits the win,

1197
00:56:10,771 --> 00:56:13,140
but what a phenomenal
ride from Billy Burnett.

1198
00:56:13,174 --> 00:56:14,709
That a boy Billy!

1199
00:56:14,742 --> 00:56:15,475
That's how you use your mind.

1200
00:56:15,509 --> 00:56:16,978
Get out of your head

1201
00:56:17,011 --> 00:56:17,912
and listen to this guy.

1202
00:56:17,945 --> 00:56:21,616
Second place, hey,
that's first loser.

1203
00:56:21,649 --> 00:56:22,984
Congratulations, guys.

1204
00:56:23,017 --> 00:56:23,985
So proud of you

1205
00:56:24,018 --> 00:56:27,555
I want to punch you so
bad my fist has a boner.

1206
00:56:27,588 --> 00:56:29,790
Don't worry about that prick.

1207
00:56:34,528 --> 00:56:35,529
Ready.

1208
00:56:35,563 --> 00:56:36,797
All right.

1209
00:56:36,831 --> 00:56:38,566
So there's only one other
person in this world

1210
00:56:38,599 --> 00:56:40,534
that I've ever shared
this secret with,

1211
00:56:41,702 --> 00:56:44,138
and he's standing
right behind you.

1212
00:56:44,171 --> 00:56:46,107
Yesterday, you earned it.

1213
00:56:46,140 --> 00:56:48,743
So, if you're ready, I
gonna show you the secret.

1214
00:56:48,776 --> 00:56:51,145
Now, when you line up
behind the rubber band,

1215
00:56:51,178 --> 00:56:52,445
you want to swing
your arms, okay?

1216
00:56:52,479 --> 00:56:53,480
Just like this.

1217
00:56:58,519 --> 00:56:59,987
How is that gonna help
me get the holeshot?

1218
00:57:00,888 --> 00:57:03,190
Look closely at the
rubber band, grasshopper.

1219
00:57:05,860 --> 00:57:06,694
Come on, get in there.

1220
00:57:07,762 --> 00:57:11,565
Look close, now focus on
the water droplets, okay?

1221
00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:13,433
Let her go, Dog.

1222
00:57:21,142 --> 00:57:23,577
You watch the drops.

1223
00:57:23,611 --> 00:57:26,113
They start to fall as soon
as the band starts to move.

1224
00:57:28,049 --> 00:57:29,917
That's how you get the jump.

1225
00:57:32,987 --> 00:57:33,955
Pretty cool, huh?

1226
00:57:56,143 --> 00:57:59,046
What is he doing?

1227
00:58:00,848 --> 00:58:03,951
Today was a big day for him,
sharing that secret with you.

1228
00:58:03,985 --> 00:58:06,120
Right now, he's giving
thanks to the universe.

1229
00:58:06,153 --> 00:58:09,523
He is in this deep
spiritual dimension.

1230
00:58:09,557 --> 00:58:11,659
I mean nothing could
break his connection.

1231
00:58:13,327 --> 00:58:14,528
Really?

1232
00:58:14,562 --> 00:58:15,896
Yeah, nothing.

1233
00:58:15,930 --> 00:58:18,099
He gets deep in that zone.

1234
00:58:20,334 --> 00:58:21,602
Take a video.

1235
00:58:21,635 --> 00:58:22,403
Are you serious?

1236
00:58:22,436 --> 00:58:23,871
All right, make it
quick, hurry up.

1237
00:58:23,904 --> 00:58:24,538
Idiot.

1238
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:27,842
Hello, ladies and gentlemen.

1239
00:58:27,875 --> 00:58:28,843
We are fortunate
today to be witnessing

1240
00:58:28,876 --> 00:58:32,780
Jarid Harper becoming
one with the universe.

1241
00:58:32,813 --> 00:58:34,281
I'm told that when
he's in this state,

1242
00:58:34,315 --> 00:58:36,917
there is nothing can
disturb his chakra.

1243
00:58:39,286 --> 00:58:40,921
All right, take it back.

1244
00:58:40,955 --> 00:58:42,590
No. What are you doing?

1245
00:58:42,623 --> 00:58:44,025
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!

1246
00:58:44,058 --> 00:58:45,860
Oh, that's not funny.

1247
00:58:45,893 --> 00:58:47,261
I told him not to do that when
you're in your spiritual...

1248
00:58:47,294 --> 00:58:48,129
It was his idea!

1249
00:58:48,162 --> 00:58:49,196
I know you were
in your dimension

1250
00:58:49,230 --> 00:58:50,097
- and nobody could break it.
- He told me to do it.

1251
00:58:50,131 --> 00:58:51,098
Look at him now.
His ass is all wet.

1252
00:58:51,132 --> 00:58:53,300
- He told me to do it.
- Oh my God, oh my God.

1253
00:58:53,334 --> 00:58:54,502
Don't worry about it.
Just go back to your...

1254
00:58:54,535 --> 00:58:55,469
Go back to your, go back to
your connection. It's fine.

1255
00:58:55,503 --> 00:58:56,037
- He's an asshole.
- Go back into it.

1256
00:58:56,070 --> 00:58:57,571
You'll get back into it.

1257
00:58:58,639 --> 00:59:00,641
And I love these shirts
you made for the team.

1258
00:59:00,674 --> 00:59:01,609
So you're happy?

1259
00:59:01,642 --> 00:59:02,276
Happy?

1260
00:59:02,309 --> 00:59:04,211
Is a duck's ass water tight?

1261
00:59:04,245 --> 00:59:05,713
Sales figures are coming in

1262
00:59:05,746 --> 00:59:07,648
higher than our
best projections.

1263
00:59:07,681 --> 00:59:08,916
Oh, that reminds me,

1264
00:59:08,949 --> 00:59:10,851
Ted and I on Sunday are
going to this sports bar

1265
00:59:10,885 --> 00:59:12,286
that's showing
Billy's race live.

1266
00:59:12,319 --> 00:59:13,421
You guys gotta join us.

1267
00:59:13,454 --> 00:59:17,725
Um, Nancy I think made
plans for us on Sunday, but...

1268
00:59:17,758 --> 00:59:21,629
Nonsense, a chance to
see your son in action?

1269
00:59:21,662 --> 00:59:23,631
Team Grim Ripper is there.

1270
00:59:23,664 --> 00:59:24,331
I love it.

1271
00:59:24,365 --> 00:59:26,000
I'll talk to her about it.

1272
00:59:26,033 --> 00:59:27,201
Hot damn!

1273
00:59:30,237 --> 00:59:32,907
Nice watch.

1274
00:59:32,940 --> 00:59:34,341
- Oh yeah, you like that?
- Yeah.

1275
00:59:34,375 --> 00:59:35,943
I landed us a local sponsor.

1276
00:59:37,711 --> 00:59:39,947
- Boom!
- Big Grand Father Clock Shop?

1277
00:59:39,980 --> 00:59:41,182
Mm-hmm.

1278
00:59:41,215 --> 00:59:43,951
They gave me the Pound Foolish
Hot Water Watch, waterproof.

1279
00:59:43,984 --> 00:59:44,885
The thing's worth
more than my life.

1280
00:59:44,919 --> 00:59:46,120
And, check this out.

1281
00:59:46,153 --> 00:59:48,889
For running that sticker,
they gave me two.

1282
00:59:48,923 --> 00:59:50,091
Boom! You're welcome.

1283
00:59:50,958 --> 00:59:51,959
Whoa, nice!

1284
00:59:51,992 --> 00:59:53,027
I know, I know.

1285
00:59:54,995 --> 00:59:56,030
Whoa!

1286
00:59:56,063 --> 00:59:58,032
How do you like my new shorts?

1287
00:59:58,065 --> 01:00:00,634
Wow, well you definitely
went shopping with Nuke.

1288
01:00:00,668 --> 01:00:01,602
Your grandma called me

1289
01:00:01,635 --> 01:00:03,237
and said she wanted her
shower curtain back.

1290
01:00:03,270 --> 01:00:04,371
Yeah!

1291
01:00:04,405 --> 01:00:05,806
Hey do not despair my friend.

1292
01:00:05,840 --> 01:00:07,408
I have something for you too.

1293
01:00:07,441 --> 01:00:09,210
A book on how to pick up women.

1294
01:00:10,211 --> 01:00:12,179
You know, I should write my
own book one of these days.

1295
01:00:12,213 --> 01:00:13,714
Yeah right, more
like a leaflet.

1296
01:00:13,747 --> 01:00:14,715
No, no it's true.

1297
01:00:14,748 --> 01:00:16,717
You've heard of foreplay?

1298
01:00:16,750 --> 01:00:20,020
Well, I invented the
five play.

1299
01:00:20,054 --> 01:00:20,988
What is that?

1300
01:00:21,021 --> 01:00:23,290
Ask your mother.

1301
01:00:23,324 --> 01:00:24,892
Here.

1302
01:00:24,925 --> 01:00:26,360
Oh man, it's so humid today.

1303
01:00:26,393 --> 01:00:27,328
I'm not gonna wear a wetsuit.

1304
01:00:27,361 --> 01:00:29,163
At least wear a two
mill for protection.

1305
01:00:29,196 --> 01:00:31,031
And hide my new shorts?

1306
01:00:31,065 --> 01:00:32,066
Oh, no.

1307
01:00:32,099 --> 01:00:33,701
You wouldn't want to
hide those classy things.

1308
01:00:33,734 --> 01:00:35,736
You should wear them
to the party tonight.

1309
01:00:35,769 --> 01:00:37,004
Oh yeah.

1310
01:00:37,037 --> 01:00:38,939
Wait, what's this big party
everybody keeps talking about?

1311
01:00:38,973 --> 01:00:40,841
Oh, it's an annual classic.

1312
01:00:40,875 --> 01:00:42,843
The owner of Azeo Vodka
likes to throw a big blowout

1313
01:00:42,877 --> 01:00:44,078
before we head to the finals.

1314
01:00:45,346 --> 01:00:46,814
Should we warn him about Mona,

1315
01:00:46,847 --> 01:00:48,983
or let him find out on his own?

1316
01:00:49,016 --> 01:00:50,751
Who's Mona?

1317
01:00:50,784 --> 01:00:51,986
Mona Lott.

1318
01:00:52,887 --> 01:00:54,021
Mona what?

1319
01:00:54,054 --> 01:00:55,022
Mona Lott.

1320
01:00:55,055 --> 01:00:57,892
That's her name, and
that's her reputation.

1321
01:00:57,925 --> 01:00:59,260
Her last name
used to be Little.

1322
01:00:59,293 --> 01:01:01,362
But after Nuke, it became a lot.

1323
01:01:01,395 --> 01:01:02,963
Oh my God, no, no.

1324
01:01:02,997 --> 01:01:05,032
She's just a hot cougar
who owns the club,

1325
01:01:05,065 --> 01:01:05,966
and she hosts these
parties every year

1326
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,769
so she can scope out
the new fresh meat.

1327
01:01:08,802 --> 01:01:10,037
Be careful Billy.

1328
01:01:10,070 --> 01:01:12,006
You will be filet
mignon on her menu.

1329
01:01:18,078 --> 01:01:19,480
Nice shorts, bro.

1330
01:01:19,514 --> 01:01:20,915
They make those for men?

1331
01:01:26,420 --> 01:01:27,922
All right
Billy, get focused.

1332
01:01:27,955 --> 01:01:28,989
Here we go.

1333
01:01:29,990 --> 01:01:31,125
Show 'em your ass.

1334
01:01:41,035 --> 01:01:42,736
Look at that
jump by Billy Burnett!

1335
01:01:42,770 --> 01:01:44,205
I haven't seen
holeshot like that

1336
01:01:44,238 --> 01:01:46,173
since the last time
Jarid Harper raced.

1337
01:01:50,778 --> 01:01:53,147
Hot damn!

1338
01:01:54,848 --> 01:01:56,383
Billy Burnett
flying out in front,

1339
01:01:56,417 --> 01:01:59,386
taking full advantage of the
clean water ahead of him.

1340
01:01:59,420 --> 01:02:01,055
Richard Hurt got a bad start

1341
01:02:01,088 --> 01:02:02,456
and is well back in the pack.

1342
01:02:06,493 --> 01:02:08,429
I like being first, boys.

1343
01:02:14,201 --> 01:02:15,803
Richard
Hurt is moving up.

1344
01:02:15,836 --> 01:02:17,004
He's now running in sixth.

1345
01:02:23,444 --> 01:02:25,946
Burnett catches an
edge and goes down!

1346
01:02:25,980 --> 01:02:28,082
He scrambles to get up
and, uh-oh, check it out,

1347
01:02:28,115 --> 01:02:29,783
we have a full moon!

1348
01:02:36,023 --> 01:02:37,891
Now it's a party.

1349
01:02:37,925 --> 01:02:39,960
Houston,
we have a problem.

1350
01:02:40,961 --> 01:02:43,063
Well at least he's
finally taking your advice

1351
01:02:43,097 --> 01:02:46,133
and showing them his ass.

1352
01:02:49,236 --> 01:02:51,438
We've noticed
Burnett's handle poll sticker

1353
01:02:51,472 --> 01:02:52,139
is losing letters.

1354
01:02:52,172 --> 01:02:54,108
We're not sure what it says now.

1355
01:02:55,409 --> 01:02:56,877
All right Billy,
white flag's out.

1356
01:02:56,910 --> 01:02:57,845
Richard's coming up behind you.

1357
01:02:57,878 --> 01:02:59,514
Stay tight in the turns
and you've got this.

1358
01:03:05,319 --> 01:03:06,320
Check
out the sticker

1359
01:03:06,353 --> 01:03:08,222
on Burnett's handle poll now.

1360
01:03:08,255 --> 01:03:11,892
You know what they say,
everything is bigger in Texas.

1361
01:03:11,925 --> 01:03:13,360
Has your boy got a new sponsor

1362
01:03:13,394 --> 01:03:15,095
or is he just proud
of his anatomy?

1363
01:03:16,297 --> 01:03:17,131
Come on.

1364
01:03:18,999 --> 01:03:20,301
That's great.

1365
01:03:20,334 --> 01:03:22,836
Just a
few more turns to go.

1366
01:03:22,870 --> 01:03:24,405
Billy Burnett is holding
off Richard Hurt,

1367
01:03:24,438 --> 01:03:27,241
and on his way to winning
his first national event

1368
01:03:27,274 --> 01:03:29,376
with his very own unique style.

1369
01:03:33,347 --> 01:03:34,848
There's the checkered flag!

1370
01:03:35,949 --> 01:03:36,817
Burnett has done it.

1371
01:03:36,850 --> 01:03:40,187
He takes home his first win!

1372
01:03:43,891 --> 01:03:45,092
Yeah! Yes!

1373
01:03:46,026 --> 01:03:47,928
Yes, we dit it!

1374
01:03:47,961 --> 01:03:49,463
That's the
biggest smile we've seen

1375
01:03:49,496 --> 01:03:51,633
from Jarid Harper
all season long.

1376
01:03:51,666 --> 01:03:53,601
Take a look at the
top 15 finishers,

1377
01:03:53,635 --> 01:03:56,236
as we head down to
talk to our winner.

1378
01:03:56,270 --> 01:03:58,072
Hey, hey bring it down!

1379
01:03:58,105 --> 01:03:59,206
Bring it down!

1380
01:03:59,239 --> 01:04:00,074
Um, oh!

1381
01:04:01,975 --> 01:04:04,546
Well, as my mechanic
always says,

1382
01:04:04,579 --> 01:04:07,081
life is like a bottle of
Grim Ripper Hot Sauce.

1383
01:04:07,114 --> 01:04:10,184
What you do today can come
back to burn your ass tomorrow.

1384
01:04:11,586 --> 01:04:14,888
Oh, and I also want
to bring this guy in.

1385
01:04:14,922 --> 01:04:16,490
I owe a big thanks
to Jarid Harper.

1386
01:04:16,524 --> 01:04:18,526
I mean, I wouldn't
be here without him.

1387
01:04:18,560 --> 01:04:22,396
And this guy, he's been
like a father to me, so...

1388
01:04:23,263 --> 01:04:25,065
Well,
congratulations Billy.

1389
01:04:25,099 --> 01:04:28,636
I'm sure Jarid is proud of
you and your team right now.

1390
01:04:28,670 --> 01:04:30,572
I know this has been
a hard fought battle

1391
01:04:30,605 --> 01:04:31,972
to get you here today.

1392
01:04:32,674 --> 01:04:33,842
Billy Burnett's win this weekend

1393
01:04:33,874 --> 01:04:37,177
now moves him into second in
points behind Richard Hurt.

1394
01:04:37,211 --> 01:04:39,647
Kelly Weber continues
her undefeated season,

1395
01:04:39,681 --> 01:04:42,416
and her win today gives her
an insurmountable points lead

1396
01:04:42,449 --> 01:04:44,284
going into the finals.

1397
01:04:44,318 --> 01:04:46,420
Congratulations.

1398
01:04:48,623 --> 01:04:50,057
Congrats to you too.

1399
01:04:50,090 --> 01:04:52,059
Another championship
clinched, huh?

1400
01:04:52,092 --> 01:04:55,095
Yes, and now I'll get to race
with the men in the finals.

1401
01:04:55,129 --> 01:04:55,963
So excited.

1402
01:04:55,996 --> 01:04:58,031
Guess I better
train extra hard now.

1403
01:04:58,065 --> 01:04:59,133
Yeah, I think so.

1404
01:05:00,100 --> 01:05:01,301
Hey, nice ass by the way.

1405
01:05:01,335 --> 01:05:04,405
Hmm, I was just trying
to get your attention.

1406
01:05:04,438 --> 01:05:06,006
Oh, well, you got it.

1407
01:05:07,107 --> 01:05:09,143
Are you gonna go to that
the big party tonight?

1408
01:05:09,176 --> 01:05:09,844
Oh, no.

1409
01:05:09,878 --> 01:05:12,045
Uh, they banned Richard

1410
01:05:12,079 --> 01:05:15,382
after an incident last
season, and our manager says

1411
01:05:15,416 --> 01:05:18,620
our entire team is
boycotting, politics.

1412
01:05:20,087 --> 01:05:22,322
But it's okay, we're leaving
extra early for Havasu,

1413
01:05:22,356 --> 01:05:24,391
and going straight there to
test for the finals, so...

1414
01:05:24,425 --> 01:05:27,027
Come on, come help
celebrate my first win.

1415
01:05:27,060 --> 01:05:29,096
I wish I could, I'm sorry.

1416
01:05:31,098 --> 01:05:31,932
I have to lay low.

1417
01:05:33,133 --> 01:05:34,034
Oh, she'll be there.

1418
01:05:34,067 --> 01:05:34,702
Gotta go. Bye!

1419
01:05:37,705 --> 01:05:38,573
Hey thanks, Jim.

1420
01:05:38,606 --> 01:05:39,373
No thank you, Doug.

1421
01:05:39,406 --> 01:05:40,307
I'm very excited.

1422
01:05:40,340 --> 01:05:41,975
I'm very excited about
everything, okay.

1423
01:05:42,009 --> 01:05:43,143
- All right.
- I'm taking these boys out.

1424
01:05:43,177 --> 01:05:44,646
I might not bring them back.

1425
01:05:44,679 --> 01:05:46,180
All right, have fun, have fun!

1426
01:05:50,785 --> 01:05:52,286
Hey, this is Billy.

1427
01:05:52,319 --> 01:05:56,558
Leave a message cause I
am going, going, gone!

1428
01:05:59,359 --> 01:06:00,762
Welcome to the party.

1429
01:06:00,795 --> 01:06:01,596
Enjoy yourselves.

1430
01:06:01,629 --> 01:06:03,497
This dog is ready
to hunt tonight!

1431
01:06:04,364 --> 01:06:06,166
Yeah, well, did you read
that book Nuke got you?

1432
01:06:06,200 --> 01:06:07,167
Nah, I tried.

1433
01:06:07,201 --> 01:06:09,269
It was a bunch of crap
about listening to women

1434
01:06:09,303 --> 01:06:10,705
and respecting their feelings.

1435
01:06:10,738 --> 01:06:12,272
I don't know, it seems
like a lot of work.

1436
01:06:12,306 --> 01:06:13,675
Well, could you
at just least try

1437
01:06:13,708 --> 01:06:15,777
to use a little subtlety
in your approach tonight?

1438
01:06:15,810 --> 01:06:16,977
Sure.

1439
01:06:17,010 --> 01:06:18,746
For you, champ, it'll be a
kinder, gentler, Dog tonight,

1440
01:06:18,780 --> 01:06:20,080
all right?

1441
01:06:20,113 --> 01:06:20,882
Hello.

1442
01:06:20,915 --> 01:06:22,249
Welcome to the
Azeo Vodka party.

1443
01:06:22,282 --> 01:06:23,083
Well, thank you so much.

1444
01:06:23,116 --> 01:06:25,052
That's quite a
grip you got there.

1445
01:06:25,085 --> 01:06:26,754
Yeah, I grew up
on a dairy farm,

1446
01:06:26,788 --> 01:06:29,056
and that's my tit
squeezing hand.

1447
01:06:29,089 --> 01:06:31,058
That's quite a coincidence,
'cause it's mine too.

1448
01:06:31,091 --> 01:06:33,695
Eight
seconds, wow, good job.

1449
01:06:33,728 --> 01:06:37,164
- Amazing,
this guy's still single?

1450
01:06:37,197 --> 01:06:38,232
Hey, Ryan.

1451
01:06:38,265 --> 01:06:39,366
Thanks so much for having us.

1452
01:06:39,399 --> 01:06:42,069
Hey Billy, this is Ryan Horn,
the owner of Azeo Vodka.

1453
01:06:42,102 --> 01:06:44,438
- Ryan, this...
- I know who he is.

1454
01:06:44,471 --> 01:06:45,707
Nice ridin' today, Billy.

1455
01:06:45,740 --> 01:06:48,543
And the way you gave 'ol Dick
Hurt the brown eye like that,

1456
01:06:48,576 --> 01:06:50,745
I nearly pissed myself.

1457
01:06:50,778 --> 01:06:52,346
Come on in, boys,
let's get after it.

1458
01:06:52,379 --> 01:06:53,280
- All right.
- Sweet.

1459
01:06:55,650 --> 01:06:58,051
Jarid Harper!

1460
01:06:58,085 --> 01:07:01,154
Mona, how you doing?

1461
01:07:01,188 --> 01:07:02,089
Even better if you tell me

1462
01:07:02,122 --> 01:07:04,191
you came back to take
me up on my offer.

1463
01:07:04,224 --> 01:07:05,527
Oh, you know, Mona,

1464
01:07:05,560 --> 01:07:07,094
I've been known to do
a little pinch hitting

1465
01:07:07,127 --> 01:07:09,096
for Jarid from time to time.

1466
01:07:10,197 --> 01:07:12,700
Speaking of pinch hitters,
young Billy Burnett,

1467
01:07:13,701 --> 01:07:15,570
I'm having a hall of fame
ceremony later tonight

1468
01:07:15,603 --> 01:07:17,839
and I'm confident
you'll be inducted.

1469
01:07:17,872 --> 01:07:18,773
I'll come find you.

1470
01:07:22,710 --> 01:07:23,511
Run.

1471
01:07:24,444 --> 01:07:27,114
She is going to come find you.

1472
01:07:35,557 --> 01:07:37,391
Dude, why are you
doing this to yourself?

1473
01:07:37,424 --> 01:07:39,192
Let's go somewhere else.

1474
01:07:39,226 --> 01:07:40,762
I've got my reasons.

1475
01:07:47,869 --> 01:07:49,804
Look at this guy, sickening.

1476
01:07:49,837 --> 01:07:51,806
Oui, oui, I am zee
king of bullshit.

1477
01:07:51,839 --> 01:07:54,107
If you don't believe
me, just ask me.

1478
01:07:54,141 --> 01:07:55,810
I am zee best. What an idiot.

1479
01:07:57,144 --> 01:07:58,412
You know, we may
have to reel Billy in.

1480
01:07:58,445 --> 01:08:00,848
He's starting to
party pretty hard.

1481
01:08:03,918 --> 01:08:05,485
Don't worry, I'll
keep an eye on him.

1482
01:08:06,420 --> 01:08:08,656
Great, I feel a
whole lot better now.

1483
01:08:08,690 --> 01:08:09,624
Good, you should.

1484
01:08:11,593 --> 01:08:13,861
- Cheers.
- Cheers, gentlemen.

1485
01:08:13,895 --> 01:08:15,095
- To victory.
- To...

1486
01:08:19,232 --> 01:08:21,703
- Ugh.
- Billy, come on.

1487
01:08:22,937 --> 01:08:27,140
Oh, Billy come on.

1488
01:08:27,174 --> 01:08:27,809
Yo...

1489
01:08:29,877 --> 01:08:31,579
Do you mind
if we take a picture?

1490
01:08:31,613 --> 01:08:32,412
Not at all.

1491
01:08:32,446 --> 01:08:34,214
Oh, thank you so much.

1492
01:08:34,247 --> 01:08:36,216
- Oh, of you guys?
- Yeah, please.

1493
01:08:36,249 --> 01:08:37,719
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

1494
01:08:37,752 --> 01:08:39,152
- Oh, okay.
- Sorry.

1495
01:08:39,854 --> 01:08:42,523
Say, "Doggy style."

1496
01:08:42,557 --> 01:08:43,423
Uh-uh.

1497
01:08:43,457 --> 01:08:45,192
You are
beautiful, honey.

1498
01:08:45,225 --> 01:08:46,694
- There you go.
- Thank you so much.

1499
01:08:46,728 --> 01:08:47,895
I am such a fan.

1500
01:08:47,929 --> 01:08:48,896
Thank you.

1501
01:08:48,930 --> 01:08:50,531
I'm a fan of yours.

1502
01:08:50,565 --> 01:08:52,232
Mm!

1503
01:08:53,901 --> 01:08:56,269
Man, this is unbelievable.

1504
01:08:56,303 --> 01:08:57,839
Billy's in the middle
of a feeding frenzy.

1505
01:08:57,872 --> 01:08:59,439
Nuke's got a net full.

1506
01:08:59,473 --> 01:09:02,242
You, you've got one on the
hook and just let one go.

1507
01:09:02,275 --> 01:09:05,312
Me, I can't even get a nibble.

1508
01:09:06,346 --> 01:09:08,650
Maybe if you were
fishing with a bigger worm?

1509
01:09:08,683 --> 01:09:10,885
That's hilarious.

1510
01:09:10,918 --> 01:09:11,919
Hey, what's your deal anyway?

1511
01:09:11,953 --> 01:09:14,555
I mean, you got all
those hot chicks on tour.

1512
01:09:14,589 --> 01:09:15,890
Why don't just pluck one out

1513
01:09:15,923 --> 01:09:18,392
and make her your trophy
wife or something?

1514
01:09:18,425 --> 01:09:20,928
There's more to relationships
than physical attraction.

1515
01:09:20,962 --> 01:09:22,030
Okay, yeah well,
if you leave now,

1516
01:09:22,063 --> 01:09:24,799
you can catch the Katherine
Heigl double feature.

1517
01:09:26,968 --> 01:09:27,769
No, I mean, I get it.

1518
01:09:27,802 --> 01:09:30,270
I could get on that
page, you know.

1519
01:09:30,303 --> 01:09:31,371
That's what I'm looking
for here tonight,

1520
01:09:31,405 --> 01:09:34,207
just like a deep meaningless
relationship, you know?

1521
01:09:34,241 --> 01:09:36,811
No, no, all right,
seriously, seriously,

1522
01:09:36,844 --> 01:09:39,379
seriously, I get where
you're coming from.

1523
01:09:39,413 --> 01:09:42,917
I would just give anything
to like find a special girl

1524
01:09:42,950 --> 01:09:46,688
to just you know, love,
confide in, to cherish,

1525
01:09:46,721 --> 01:09:50,958
and just like respect
everything, just

1526
01:09:50,992 --> 01:09:53,928
Oh my God, look at the
taters on this little model.

1527
01:10:07,542 --> 01:10:08,910
I'm so sick of this crap.

1528
01:10:11,846 --> 01:10:13,280
Let's go.

1529
01:10:54,522 --> 01:10:56,356
There's the man of the hour.

1530
01:10:57,424 --> 01:11:00,027
You haven't had your
Mona Lott shot, have you?

1531
01:11:00,061 --> 01:11:01,863
Um...

1532
01:11:01,896 --> 01:11:04,331
Open wide, I'm coming
in.

1533
01:11:04,364 --> 01:11:06,399
Oops, let me get that.

1534
01:11:19,046 --> 01:11:19,881
Kelly?

1535
01:11:22,016 --> 01:11:23,951
No, no, Kelly!

1536
01:11:23,985 --> 01:11:24,919
Dude, you're losing it.

1537
01:11:24,952 --> 01:11:25,953
She's not even worth it.

1538
01:11:25,987 --> 01:11:27,889
I'm not losing anything!

1539
01:11:27,922 --> 01:11:29,857
Yeah well, we
could lose our jobs.

1540
01:11:29,891 --> 01:11:31,859
Are you with me or against me?

1541
01:11:33,393 --> 01:11:34,361
All right.

1542
01:11:34,394 --> 01:11:35,530
Yeah, let's do it.

1543
01:11:36,396 --> 01:11:37,364
All right, cool.

1544
01:11:45,973 --> 01:11:47,875
Kelly, Kelly!

1545
01:11:48,876 --> 01:11:51,045
Congratulations on getting
in Mona's hall of fame.

1546
01:11:51,078 --> 01:11:53,514
- I was...
- Just go, I've got this.

1547
01:11:53,548 --> 01:11:54,982
I wasn't kissing her.

1548
01:11:55,016 --> 01:11:57,652
I thought you were different
from the rest of these guys!

1549
01:11:57,685 --> 01:11:59,554
She was crazy about you!

1550
01:11:59,587 --> 01:12:01,622
She was the best thing
that's ever happened to you,

1551
01:12:01,656 --> 01:12:02,890
and you just threw it away!

1552
01:12:04,025 --> 01:12:05,760
Look, stay away from my friends!

1553
01:12:07,061 --> 01:12:08,495
I wasn't kissing...

1554
01:12:13,100 --> 01:12:14,902
Hey, Billy, your
ski's on fire!

1555
01:12:14,936 --> 01:12:15,970
What?

1556
01:12:19,874 --> 01:12:20,708
My ski.

1557
01:12:44,632 --> 01:12:45,666
Hey, Jim.

1558
01:12:45,700 --> 01:12:48,102
Hey, bud, I just wanted
to call and let you know

1559
01:12:48,135 --> 01:12:50,872
I won't be able to wire
you that next payment.

1560
01:12:52,073 --> 01:12:52,974
What's going on?

1561
01:12:54,041 --> 01:12:56,978
Um, I'm going on vacation.

1562
01:12:57,912 --> 01:12:59,647
Vacation?

1563
01:12:59,680 --> 01:13:03,618
Sausage was discovered in
the sauce.

1564
01:13:03,651 --> 01:13:06,988
Sausage, I don't understand,
why is that a problem?

1565
01:13:07,922 --> 01:13:11,025
I mean, you're not advertising
it's kosher are you?

1566
01:13:11,058 --> 01:13:12,860
It wasn't kosher with my wife.

1567
01:13:12,894 --> 01:13:14,929
It was my sausage in
my secretary's sauce.

1568
01:13:14,962 --> 01:13:16,564
She's pissed.

1569
01:13:16,597 --> 01:13:18,566
She turned my books
over to the IRS.

1570
01:13:18,599 --> 01:13:20,534
The FBI is here now
seizing everything.

1571
01:13:20,568 --> 01:13:23,704
Oh God, I'm gonna
probably do 5 to 10, bud.

1572
01:13:23,738 --> 01:13:24,572
Oh! Oh!

1573
01:13:24,605 --> 01:13:25,940
Avenge me, Douglas!

1574
01:13:25,973 --> 01:13:26,807
Jim?

1575
01:13:30,645 --> 01:13:32,046
- What's that about?
- Nah,

1576
01:13:34,949 --> 01:13:37,118
- Just Jim being Jim.
- Hmm.

1577
01:13:37,151 --> 01:13:38,119
Hi, it's Kelly.

1578
01:13:38,152 --> 01:13:41,622
Catch me if you can, or
just leave me a message.

1579
01:13:42,323 --> 01:13:44,692
Hey, hey, Kelly, it's me.

1580
01:13:46,560 --> 01:13:48,062
I don't know if
you heard or not,

1581
01:13:48,095 --> 01:13:50,932
but I lost my sponsor
and everything,

1582
01:13:50,965 --> 01:13:55,603
so I'm not going to be
seeing you at the finals.

1583
01:13:56,469 --> 01:13:58,839
Listen, I really
want to talk to you

1584
01:13:58,873 --> 01:14:01,075
and explain everything
that happened.

1585
01:14:01,108 --> 01:14:02,944
If you could give me
a call that would,

1586
01:14:04,011 --> 01:14:05,179
that would be...

1587
01:14:06,180 --> 01:14:06,881
great.

1588
01:14:44,952 --> 01:14:46,287
You can crash
here for a while,

1589
01:14:46,320 --> 01:14:48,022
until you're ready
to head back to LA.

1590
01:14:50,658 --> 01:14:52,159
That's the last
place I want to go.

1591
01:14:55,896 --> 01:14:57,064
I can just hear my Dad.

1592
01:14:59,266 --> 01:15:01,168
Somehow this is all
gonna be my fault.

1593
01:15:04,572 --> 01:15:05,206
Your choice.

1594
01:15:07,041 --> 01:15:08,843
I don't know if I'd want
to be here in Havasu

1595
01:15:08,876 --> 01:15:10,211
when the championships
are going on.

1596
01:15:11,979 --> 01:15:12,813
Just saying.

1597
01:15:48,749 --> 01:15:49,583
Kelly!

1598
01:15:51,752 --> 01:15:52,920
Kelly!

1599
01:16:41,102 --> 01:16:43,137
Shouldn't you get back to LA?

1600
01:16:43,170 --> 01:16:45,706
You know, open up your shop?

1601
01:16:45,739 --> 01:16:47,074
I can't work like this.

1602
01:16:47,975 --> 01:16:49,677
I feel like a jackass, man.

1603
01:16:50,444 --> 01:16:51,745
I mean, I'm the one
that talked Billy's dad

1604
01:16:51,779 --> 01:16:52,581
into this whole mess.

1605
01:16:52,613 --> 01:16:55,049
And now, they aren't
even speaking.

1606
01:16:57,051 --> 01:16:59,320
Well, you kind of talked
us all into this mess.

1607
01:17:00,921 --> 01:17:03,124
Look, it's not your
fault, all right?

1608
01:17:03,157 --> 01:17:04,158
We're in this together.

1609
01:17:05,426 --> 01:17:06,794
We'll get through it together.

1610
01:17:06,827 --> 01:17:07,928
How?

1611
01:17:07,962 --> 01:17:10,197
How are we gonna get
through this, hm?

1612
01:17:10,231 --> 01:17:11,432
Ski's destroyed.

1613
01:17:11,465 --> 01:17:13,834
We're not seeing a dime of that
money Grimm Ripper owes us.

1614
01:17:15,069 --> 01:17:18,873
So much for all that universe
will make it right stuff, huh?

1615
01:17:21,475 --> 01:17:23,077
What are we even doing here?

1616
01:17:24,044 --> 01:17:25,813
What are we doing here?

1617
01:17:28,282 --> 01:17:32,853
The monks, they ah...
pray like everything

1618
01:17:32,887 --> 01:17:33,988
depends on the universe.

1619
01:17:35,055 --> 01:17:38,959
Work like everything
depends on you.

1620
01:17:45,399 --> 01:17:46,233
What is that?

1621
01:17:47,201 --> 01:17:48,035
What's the plan?

1622
01:17:50,905 --> 01:17:52,306
You can't just say
that and then run away.

1623
01:17:53,207 --> 01:17:54,808
I didn't train with the monks.

1624
01:17:54,842 --> 01:17:55,943
I don't know what
you're talking about.

1625
01:17:58,078 --> 01:18:00,047
Hi, you must be Nancy.

1626
01:18:00,080 --> 01:18:00,948
Oh, hi.

1627
01:18:00,981 --> 01:18:01,782
Jarid Harper.

1628
01:18:01,815 --> 01:18:02,584
Hi!

1629
01:18:02,617 --> 01:18:03,784
Oh yes, I've heard
all about you.

1630
01:18:03,817 --> 01:18:05,085
Come on in.

1631
01:18:05,119 --> 01:18:06,086
Lovely to meet you.

1632
01:18:06,120 --> 01:18:07,054
Nice to meet you too.

1633
01:18:09,089 --> 01:18:10,958
I was wondering if I
could speak with Douglas.

1634
01:18:10,991 --> 01:18:13,060
Yes, yes, he's in the office.

1635
01:18:13,093 --> 01:18:14,929
Douglas, Jarid is here.

1636
01:18:16,096 --> 01:18:16,764
Thank you.

1637
01:18:16,797 --> 01:18:17,965
I'm just wrapping up a call.

1638
01:18:17,998 --> 01:18:19,033
Come on in.

1639
01:18:19,867 --> 01:18:21,068
Right.

1640
01:18:21,101 --> 01:18:22,303
No, just text me.

1641
01:18:25,472 --> 01:18:27,741
Okay, yeah, it'll be there.

1642
01:18:27,775 --> 01:18:28,776
Okay, see you, bye.

1643
01:18:32,846 --> 01:18:34,448
Nice to finally meet you, Jarid.

1644
01:18:34,481 --> 01:18:35,349
You too, Douglas.

1645
01:18:36,450 --> 01:18:38,752
I'm sorry about the
sponsorship not working out.

1646
01:18:39,787 --> 01:18:41,255
Nobody could've
seen that coming.

1647
01:18:42,156 --> 01:18:44,959
Yeah, it's a bummer.

1648
01:18:46,293 --> 01:18:48,128
Hey, grab a seat, man.

1649
01:18:54,868 --> 01:18:56,971
When did you guys get back?

1650
01:18:57,004 --> 01:18:58,806
I haven't heard from Billy.

1651
01:18:58,839 --> 01:19:02,209
Oh, well, he's...
staying with a friend.

1652
01:19:05,312 --> 01:19:07,481
He must be disappointed.

1653
01:19:07,515 --> 01:19:11,185
Yeah, yeah, on a
number of levels.

1654
01:19:19,026 --> 01:19:22,997
He knows about
the arrangement?

1655
01:19:24,331 --> 01:19:26,367
Yeah, you know,
he's a smart kid.

1656
01:19:28,402 --> 01:19:29,503
Hell, he's not a kid anymore.

1657
01:19:29,537 --> 01:19:31,305
You'd be surprised.

1658
01:19:33,140 --> 01:19:35,075
You know, he's second in points.

1659
01:19:36,944 --> 01:19:38,546
He could've won
the championship.

1660
01:19:40,347 --> 01:19:41,382
You know, I ah...

1661
01:19:43,017 --> 01:19:45,886
I lost my dad when I was 16.

1662
01:19:48,255 --> 01:19:49,857
The really sad part is that

1663
01:19:49,890 --> 01:19:51,792
we hadn't been getting
along for years.

1664
01:19:53,294 --> 01:19:56,163
I actually thought I
hated him at the time.

1665
01:19:58,866 --> 01:20:00,100
The reality now is,..

1666
01:20:02,036 --> 01:20:05,439
I'd give anything
to have him back.

1667
01:20:10,077 --> 01:20:11,812
Don't think that
I don't feel bad...

1668
01:20:13,314 --> 01:20:15,816
about my relationship...

1669
01:20:17,117 --> 01:20:18,986
not working with my son but,..

1670
01:20:21,656 --> 01:20:24,458
I'd do anything to fix it.

1671
01:20:25,492 --> 01:20:27,294
Look, I'm sure
you do feel bad.

1672
01:20:28,596 --> 01:20:32,132
I mean, anyone who's received
the world's greatest dad award

1673
01:20:32,166 --> 01:20:33,367
kind of has to feel bad.

1674
01:20:35,502 --> 01:20:36,337
Wow.

1675
01:20:41,442 --> 01:20:45,613
You know, I made one hell of
a mistake giving up on myself

1676
01:20:45,647 --> 01:20:47,549
when I should've fought through

1677
01:20:47,582 --> 01:20:49,016
and finished things
the right way.

1678
01:20:53,120 --> 01:20:55,923
Don't give up on your son
when he still has a chance.

1679
01:20:59,993 --> 01:21:03,464
Well, so what are you,..
what are you thinking?

1680
01:21:20,981 --> 01:21:21,616
Billy.

1681
01:21:23,984 --> 01:21:24,985
What are you doing here?

1682
01:21:26,153 --> 01:21:26,987
Remember this?

1683
01:21:29,591 --> 01:21:31,992
It's been a long time
since I've been that dad.

1684
01:21:33,026 --> 01:21:36,096
I want to apologize for
not being there for you,

1685
01:21:37,297 --> 01:21:41,368
and I need help
solving a big problem.

1686
01:21:42,604 --> 01:21:45,105
I mean, should it be
called team Burnett,

1687
01:21:47,642 --> 01:21:49,243
or team Camaro?

1688
01:21:50,144 --> 01:21:51,378
What're you talking about?

1689
01:21:51,412 --> 01:21:52,614
What are you doing here?

1690
01:21:52,647 --> 01:21:54,915
Team Burnett has
a nice ring to it.

1691
01:21:56,083 --> 01:21:59,119
Yeah, I like
the sound of that.

1692
01:21:59,153 --> 01:22:00,555
Well, it's just too bad

1693
01:22:00,588 --> 01:22:02,624
you didn't own an old
classic Ford woody.

1694
01:22:04,191 --> 01:22:05,627
We could've been
called Team Woody.

1695
01:22:05,660 --> 01:22:06,460
That would've been epic.

1696
01:22:06,493 --> 01:22:09,196
Oh okay, Dog,
Team Burnett it is.

1697
01:22:09,229 --> 01:22:12,466
Your dad sold his car so you
can go to the championships.

1698
01:22:14,101 --> 01:22:15,135
Dad, that was your, your...

1699
01:22:15,169 --> 01:22:16,003
My baby.

1700
01:22:17,204 --> 01:22:19,406
I sold it for you, man.

1701
01:22:24,211 --> 01:22:25,647
I can't believe
you would do that.

1702
01:22:28,583 --> 01:22:30,284
Well, are we going to stand
around here yapping about it,

1703
01:22:30,317 --> 01:22:32,386
or are we going to go racing?

1704
01:22:33,621 --> 01:22:34,622
Everybody in here.

1705
01:22:34,656 --> 01:22:36,123
On three, Team Burnett.

1706
01:22:39,126 --> 01:22:41,028
This is gonna be
the greatest comeback

1707
01:22:41,061 --> 01:22:43,096
in Team Burnett history.

1708
01:22:43,130 --> 01:22:44,131
One, two, three.

1709
01:22:44,164 --> 01:22:45,199
Team Burnett!

1710
01:23:10,424 --> 01:23:12,292
The first woman to
compete against the men

1711
01:23:12,326 --> 01:23:13,260
at world finals.

1712
01:23:13,293 --> 01:23:15,395
What are you feeling right now?

1713
01:23:15,429 --> 01:23:17,030
So many things.

1714
01:23:17,064 --> 01:23:18,098
It's quite amazing.

1715
01:23:18,131 --> 01:23:21,401
A lot of dreams are coming
true today, so it's big.

1716
01:23:21,435 --> 01:23:23,203
That's what she
said.

1717
01:23:25,507 --> 01:23:26,808
I've been to the top of this
mountain four times already.

1718
01:23:26,841 --> 01:23:27,742
I've got the points lead,

1719
01:23:27,775 --> 01:23:29,109
and I only need to
finish 10th or better

1720
01:23:29,142 --> 01:23:30,077
to take home the championship.

1721
01:23:30,110 --> 01:23:32,246
So, would you bet against me?

1722
01:23:35,349 --> 01:23:37,519
My mechanic, he's been
up for three days straight

1723
01:23:37,552 --> 01:23:38,620
building my new ski.

1724
01:23:39,787 --> 01:23:42,089
My entire team has been amazing.

1725
01:23:43,357 --> 01:23:44,157
My message to the competition

1726
01:23:44,191 --> 01:23:46,093
is to nut up and
put the wood to it.

1727
01:23:46,126 --> 01:23:47,060
Let's get it on.

1728
01:23:47,094 --> 01:23:47,795
May the best man win.

1729
01:23:50,732 --> 01:23:53,835
Kelly, I've been trying
to call you for weeks.

1730
01:23:53,868 --> 01:23:55,770
Look, I promise you I
didn't do anything, I...

1731
01:23:55,803 --> 01:23:58,405
Let's just focus on what's
important today, okay?

1732
01:24:03,878 --> 01:24:05,747
You can feel
the electricity in the air

1733
01:24:05,780 --> 01:24:06,748
and the stage is set.

1734
01:24:06,781 --> 01:24:09,182
Billy Burnett's team has
burned the midnight oil

1735
01:24:09,216 --> 01:24:13,186
putting together a new Pro
Force 2.0, but it's untested.

1736
01:24:13,220 --> 01:24:15,322
And rumor has it that
Broward Motorsports

1737
01:24:15,355 --> 01:24:18,693
has upgraded Richard Hurt's
ski with 20 more horsepower

1738
01:24:18,726 --> 01:24:20,562
than he's had all season long.

1739
01:24:20,595 --> 01:24:22,830
It's going to be interesting.

1740
01:24:22,864 --> 01:24:23,898
So how you holding up, pal?

1741
01:24:23,932 --> 01:24:27,669
Oh man, I am running
on fumes, but we made it.

1742
01:24:29,303 --> 01:24:30,738
Yeah, well, you'll
sleep good tonight, huh?

1743
01:24:30,772 --> 01:24:31,873
Mm-hm.

1744
01:24:31,906 --> 01:24:33,140
You got this.

1745
01:24:38,846 --> 01:24:39,814
What's on your mind, Billy?

1746
01:24:40,748 --> 01:24:42,784
How are we gonna
compete against Richard

1747
01:24:42,817 --> 01:24:44,786
when he's running on
20 more horsepower?

1748
01:24:46,486 --> 01:24:47,589
Even if he does
get the holeshot,

1749
01:24:47,622 --> 01:24:48,590
it's not gonna matter.

1750
01:24:48,623 --> 01:24:51,693
Once it gets rough out
there, it's all rider.

1751
01:24:51,726 --> 01:24:52,727
You can outride him.

1752
01:24:54,361 --> 01:24:56,496
Just go out there
and show them your ass.

1753
01:25:45,245 --> 01:25:47,280
Frankie
Zapata on his Flyboard Air

1754
01:25:47,314 --> 01:25:49,449
doing a flyby, as we
prepare for the race

1755
01:25:49,483 --> 01:25:50,852
we've all been waiting for.

1756
01:25:50,885 --> 01:25:52,486
Fasten your seat belts, folks.

1757
01:25:52,520 --> 01:25:54,956
We're about to go ballistic
here in Lake Havasu.

1758
01:25:58,926 --> 01:26:00,828
Blake Corning lights the fuse.

1759
01:26:00,862 --> 01:26:02,295
- Here we go!
- It's dead!

1760
01:26:02,329 --> 01:26:03,765
- What?
- It's dead, it's dead!

1761
01:26:03,798 --> 01:26:05,298
Oh, come on, come on! Help
me get it out! Let's go!

1762
01:26:05,332 --> 01:26:06,801
Burnett
has a problem on the line

1763
01:26:06,834 --> 01:26:08,301
and they're shutting them down.

1764
01:26:08,335 --> 01:26:11,204
He'll have two minutes
to get it sorted out.

1765
01:26:18,546 --> 01:26:19,914
The start button
wire's been cut.

1766
01:26:19,947 --> 01:26:20,948
Short the solenoid.

1767
01:26:20,982 --> 01:26:21,816
I'm trying.

1768
01:26:22,717 --> 01:26:23,885
Less
than a minute left,

1769
01:26:23,918 --> 01:26:24,952
and I would not want to be

1770
01:26:24,986 --> 01:26:26,888
in Billy Burnett's
shoes right now.

1771
01:26:30,490 --> 01:26:31,592
Come on, come on, come on!

1772
01:26:31,626 --> 01:26:33,961
15 seconds, you
have 15 seconds!

1773
01:26:33,995 --> 01:26:35,596
- Come on, Dog!
- I'm trying.

1774
01:26:36,664 --> 01:26:38,498
The
two-minute hold has expired.

1775
01:26:38,533 --> 01:26:40,868
Burnett's team is frantically
trying to get him going,

1776
01:26:40,902 --> 01:26:42,335
but it doesn't look good.

1777
01:26:45,338 --> 01:26:46,273
They're off the line

1778
01:26:46,306 --> 01:26:48,275
and Billy Burnett is
left dead on the beach.

1779
01:26:52,013 --> 01:26:54,849
It's a drag race to the
first turn, and check it out,

1780
01:26:54,882 --> 01:26:57,384
Kelly Weber has the holeshot.

1781
01:26:57,417 --> 01:26:58,251
Can you believe it?

1782
01:26:58,285 --> 01:27:00,353
The first woman to
race with the men,

1783
01:27:00,387 --> 01:27:02,757
and she's out in front.

1784
01:27:02,790 --> 01:27:03,925
Come on, come on!

1785
01:27:03,958 --> 01:27:06,561
Kelly Weber
leading the pack on lap one.

1786
01:27:06,594 --> 01:27:07,895
On the beach, Billy
Burnett's team

1787
01:27:07,929 --> 01:27:09,864
is still trying
to get him going.

1788
01:27:09,897 --> 01:27:11,733
He may be able to
get into the race,

1789
01:27:11,766 --> 01:27:14,902
but him dream for a
championship is long gone.

1790
01:27:14,936 --> 01:27:16,871
Richard Hurt is
now in second place

1791
01:27:16,904 --> 01:27:18,940
and putting the
pressure on Kelly Weber,

1792
01:27:18,973 --> 01:27:20,575
but she is standing strong.

1793
01:27:21,609 --> 01:27:24,912
Come on, come on, come on!

1794
01:27:26,313 --> 01:27:28,950
- Come on, come on.
- Oh, I need sleep, guys.

1795
01:27:28,983 --> 01:27:30,852
- Come on, come on!
- Stay ready!

1796
01:27:30,885 --> 01:27:31,986
Stay ready!

1797
01:27:32,019 --> 01:27:33,286
Stay ready! Stay ready!

1798
01:27:34,522 --> 01:27:35,523
- Come on!
- Come On!

1799
01:27:35,556 --> 01:27:37,992
Yes!

1800
01:27:38,025 --> 01:27:39,861
Oh my God. Go. Go. Billy.

1801
01:27:39,894 --> 01:27:42,462
They've got
Billy Burnett's ski fired up.

1802
01:27:42,496 --> 01:27:43,564
He is up and running.

1803
01:27:44,632 --> 01:27:46,000
- Go!
- That's it, baby!

1804
01:27:48,069 --> 01:27:50,270
This thing is not over,
Billy. It's not over!

1805
01:27:51,906 --> 01:27:52,507
Kelly
Weber out in front

1806
01:27:52,540 --> 01:27:53,975
holding off Richard Hurt.

1807
01:27:54,008 --> 01:27:54,976
Hurt gets by.

1808
01:27:55,009 --> 01:27:57,645
Weber dives back inside
and retakes the lead!

1809
01:27:57,678 --> 01:27:59,446
She is one tough competitor,

1810
01:27:59,479 --> 01:28:01,048
tougher than a $2 steak,

1811
01:28:01,082 --> 01:28:03,551
and determined to make
history this weekend.

1812
01:28:08,022 --> 01:28:09,023
Take your time, Richard.

1813
01:28:09,056 --> 01:28:09,824
Ride smart.

1814
01:28:09,857 --> 01:28:11,659
Get
her out of my way!

1815
01:28:13,127 --> 01:28:15,328
Richard Hurt
trying everything in his arsenal

1816
01:28:15,362 --> 01:28:16,764
to get by his teammate.

1817
01:28:16,798 --> 01:28:18,866
Hurt pulls next to Kelly Weber.

1818
01:28:18,900 --> 01:28:20,768
They're side by side.

1819
01:28:20,802 --> 01:28:22,003
I warned you!

1820
01:28:23,104 --> 01:28:24,504
He bumps her, oh!

1821
01:28:24,539 --> 01:28:26,641
Hurt sends Kelly Weber
right into the buoy.

1822
01:28:26,674 --> 01:28:28,576
Unbelievable!

1823
01:28:28,609 --> 01:28:30,812
He just took out
his own teammate!

1824
01:28:32,013 --> 01:28:33,915
And the crowd can't
believe what just happened.

1825
01:28:38,553 --> 01:28:40,721
Billy Burnett has caught
the back of the pack

1826
01:28:40,755 --> 01:28:42,489
and is starting to
pick riders off.

1827
01:28:46,994 --> 01:28:48,763
And attrition begins
to take it's toll,

1828
01:28:48,796 --> 01:28:51,364
as riders are dropping out
with mechanical problems.

1829
01:28:52,967 --> 01:28:55,036
Kelly Weber has
remounted her ski.

1830
01:28:55,069 --> 01:28:56,637
She signals she's okay,

1831
01:28:56,671 --> 01:28:59,841
but she no doubt had her
bell rung on that get off.

1832
01:28:59,874 --> 01:29:00,775
Back on our leader Richard Hurt,

1833
01:29:00,808 --> 01:29:03,476
out in front and he's
absolutely flying.

1834
01:29:10,084 --> 01:29:12,854
Billy Burnett continues to
battle his way through the pack.

1835
01:29:12,887 --> 01:29:14,421
He is currently in 12th.

1836
01:29:28,836 --> 01:29:29,804
The halfway mark,

1837
01:29:29,837 --> 01:29:31,706
and Richard Hurt still
has a commanding lead

1838
01:29:31,739 --> 01:29:32,940
over the rest of the field.

1839
01:29:35,109 --> 01:29:36,544
How we looking?

1840
01:29:36,577 --> 01:29:37,812
Well, Richard's slowing down.

1841
01:29:37,845 --> 01:29:39,947
He's probably saving his motor.

1842
01:29:39,981 --> 01:29:42,850
We're gaining, but it's
not going to be enough.

1843
01:29:42,884 --> 01:29:44,018
We're gonna need a miracle.

1844
01:29:45,219 --> 01:29:46,053
You smell that?

1845
01:29:47,088 --> 01:29:47,922
Smell what?

1846
01:29:49,090 --> 01:29:50,791
A miracle.

1847
01:29:50,825 --> 01:29:51,792
Richard just went by.

1848
01:29:51,826 --> 01:29:53,961
I smell burning rubber.

1849
01:29:53,995 --> 01:29:56,163
He's not slowing down
to save his engine.

1850
01:29:56,197 --> 01:29:57,999
He's burning an exhaust hose.

1851
01:30:01,903 --> 01:30:02,970
Billy, listen.

1852
01:30:03,004 --> 01:30:04,939
You're running a great race
just like we practiced,

1853
01:30:04,972 --> 01:30:06,874
but we're changing plans.

1854
01:30:06,908 --> 01:30:08,576
I want you to ride
like the old Billy.

1855
01:30:08,609 --> 01:30:09,677
Pin it to win it, baby.

1856
01:30:09,710 --> 01:30:10,711
Pin it to win it!

1857
01:30:12,713 --> 01:30:14,148
Burnett has
turned on the afterburners

1858
01:30:14,181 --> 01:30:16,117
and is on the ragged edge.

1859
01:30:16,150 --> 01:30:18,085
He's blowing by
riders, left and right.

1860
01:30:19,153 --> 01:30:21,454
He cuts off a rider
just before the log jump

1861
01:30:21,488 --> 01:30:23,524
and sends him into it!

1862
01:30:23,557 --> 01:30:25,026
The crowd is loving it,

1863
01:30:25,059 --> 01:30:27,561
as Billy Burnett has
pulled out all the stops.

1864
01:30:40,942 --> 01:30:41,876
You think that helps?

1865
01:30:41,909 --> 01:30:43,611
Yes.

1866
01:30:51,719 --> 01:30:53,254
Burnett is flying!

1867
01:30:53,287 --> 01:30:56,157
He's in third place, and
is reeling in second!

1868
01:31:00,895 --> 01:31:02,997
We've gotta get
closer, come on.

1869
01:31:03,030 --> 01:31:04,665
Richard
Hurt remains in front,

1870
01:31:04,699 --> 01:31:07,935
but his lead has dropped
to just four seconds.

1871
01:31:07,969 --> 01:31:09,170
At this point, I'm
sure he's aware

1872
01:31:09,203 --> 01:31:11,105
that Burnett is coming up quick.

1873
01:31:20,948 --> 01:31:23,250
Burnett gets by Kole
Cramer for second!

1874
01:31:24,618 --> 01:31:25,753
That's what I'm talking about!

1875
01:31:25,786 --> 01:31:26,821
Bump it right there!

1876
01:31:26,854 --> 01:31:27,487
B-burn now!

1877
01:31:28,889 --> 01:31:29,991
Okay, Billy, here's the plan.

1878
01:31:30,024 --> 01:31:32,159
Do not pass Richard.

1879
01:31:32,193 --> 01:31:32,793
What?

1880
01:31:32,827 --> 01:31:34,128
What kind of plan is that?

1881
01:31:34,161 --> 01:31:35,296
What kind of plan is that?

1882
01:31:35,329 --> 01:31:36,297
Just trust me on this.

1883
01:31:36,330 --> 01:31:38,532
Push him as hard as you
can without passing him.

1884
01:31:40,001 --> 01:31:40,935
Richard
Hurt in front,

1885
01:31:40,968 --> 01:31:43,237
but Billy Burnett is
rapidly closing the gap!

1886
01:31:47,274 --> 01:31:49,010
Burnett takes the inside line!

1887
01:31:51,045 --> 01:31:52,313
He tries again!

1888
01:31:52,346 --> 01:31:53,981
They're side by side!

1889
01:31:54,015 --> 01:31:55,683
The crowd is going crazy!

1890
01:31:58,119 --> 01:31:59,987
Richard Hurt is doing
everything he can

1891
01:32:00,021 --> 01:32:01,122
to hold onto his lead,

1892
01:32:01,155 --> 01:32:03,958
but Burnett is on him like
a dog on a piece of meat.

1893
01:32:06,961 --> 01:32:07,995
Richard, be smart.

1894
01:32:08,029 --> 01:32:09,597
You don't need to win this.

1895
01:32:09,630 --> 01:32:11,065
There's no
way he's beating me!

1896
01:32:12,133 --> 01:32:13,901
The
white flag comes out.

1897
01:32:13,934 --> 01:32:15,770
One lap to go!

1898
01:32:15,803 --> 01:32:16,737
Come on.

1899
01:32:16,771 --> 01:32:19,006
Burn, you son of a gun, burn.

1900
01:32:24,078 --> 01:32:28,015
All right, Billy,
take us home.

1901
01:32:28,049 --> 01:32:29,717
Burnett sets him up.

1902
01:32:29,750 --> 01:32:30,718
He dives inside,

1903
01:32:30,751 --> 01:32:32,720
trying to get the drive
down the backstretch.

1904
01:32:32,753 --> 01:32:34,155
And Burnett goes by!

1905
01:32:34,188 --> 01:32:35,756
Richard Hurt is slowing.

1906
01:32:35,790 --> 01:32:36,791
He's got a problem.

1907
01:32:36,824 --> 01:32:37,792
His ski has died.

1908
01:32:37,825 --> 01:32:38,959
Hurt is down!

1909
01:32:38,993 --> 01:32:41,996
Hurt is down!

1910
01:32:43,064 --> 01:32:45,166
Billy
Burnett is going to do it.

1911
01:32:45,199 --> 01:32:47,701
From dead last to first,

1912
01:32:47,735 --> 01:32:50,037
what an amazing ride
for this young man.

1913
01:32:50,071 --> 01:32:53,040
Here it is, the checkered flag!

1914
01:32:53,074 --> 01:32:55,709
Billy Burnett has overcome
an incredible setback

1915
01:32:55,743 --> 01:32:57,812
on the start and done it.

1916
01:32:57,845 --> 01:32:58,879
He has won the battle,

1917
01:32:58,913 --> 01:33:01,649
but it looks like Richard
Hurt will win the war.

1918
01:33:01,682 --> 01:33:04,085
He's up and running and
going to nurse it home

1919
01:33:04,118 --> 01:33:05,886
for at least a
10th place finish.

1920
01:33:07,021 --> 01:33:09,156
Whoa, what's that all about?

1921
01:33:09,190 --> 01:33:10,891
If Richard finishes
in the top 10,

1922
01:33:10,925 --> 01:33:12,026
he wins the championship.

1923
01:33:12,059 --> 01:33:13,861
What's that?
What's that? What?

1924
01:33:15,930 --> 01:33:17,031
I'm gonna go
grab the ski, okay?

1925
01:33:18,299 --> 01:33:21,068
Hurt's ski dies
again and he drops to fourth.

1926
01:33:22,136 --> 01:33:25,673
He gets it re-lit, but it's
not firing on all cylinders.

1927
01:33:25,706 --> 01:33:28,109
Two more riders go by,
dropping Hurt to sixth,

1928
01:33:28,142 --> 01:33:29,944
and the crowd has
picked up on it,

1929
01:33:29,977 --> 01:33:31,812
as he continues
to drop positions.

1930
01:33:32,746 --> 01:33:33,747
Seventh!

1931
01:33:36,884 --> 01:33:38,352
Hurt is limping
toward the finish line

1932
01:33:38,385 --> 01:33:40,821
30 feet away and
his ski dies again!

1933
01:33:40,855 --> 01:33:41,523
He's down!

1934
01:33:41,556 --> 01:33:43,157
He's down in the water again!

1935
01:33:43,190 --> 01:33:44,758
Here comes another rider.

1936
01:33:45,926 --> 01:33:46,861
Eighth!

1937
01:33:46,894 --> 01:33:49,029
Hurt's
ski is completely dead.

1938
01:33:49,063 --> 01:33:51,932
He's trying to swim it
across the finish line.

1939
01:33:51,966 --> 01:33:54,034
He looks back, and here
comes another rider.

1940
01:33:54,068 --> 01:33:56,070
He'll drop down to ninth.

1941
01:33:56,103 --> 01:33:57,304
Ninth!

1942
01:33:57,338 --> 01:34:00,174
Hurt is a mere
20 feet from the finish line.

1943
01:34:00,207 --> 01:34:01,108
Here comes another rider

1944
01:34:01,142 --> 01:34:03,911
putting him on the
bubble in 10th place.

1945
01:34:03,944 --> 01:34:04,945
10th!

1946
01:34:04,979 --> 01:34:05,946
He
could lose it all!

1947
01:34:07,014 --> 01:34:08,015
Hurt looks exhausted.

1948
01:34:08,048 --> 01:34:09,116
Here comes another rider,

1949
01:34:09,150 --> 01:34:11,919
and it's his
teammate Kelly Weber!

1950
01:34:11,952 --> 01:34:13,954
Kelly, do
not pass Richard!

1951
01:34:13,988 --> 01:34:15,389
Do you understand?

1952
01:34:15,422 --> 01:34:16,724
Do not pass Richard!

1953
01:34:17,925 --> 01:34:20,161
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no...

1954
01:34:21,328 --> 01:34:24,031
Kelly
Weber is slowing down.

1955
01:34:24,064 --> 01:34:26,066
She's stopping
behind Richard Hurt.

1956
01:34:26,100 --> 01:34:29,737
And look at this, there's no
one else left on the course!

1957
01:34:29,770 --> 01:34:31,839
Richard Hurt is gonna
win the championship

1958
01:34:31,872 --> 01:34:33,407
by the skin of his teeth.

1959
01:34:33,440 --> 01:34:35,809
Billy Burnett rode the
race of a lifetime,

1960
01:34:35,843 --> 01:34:38,712
but the championship wasn't
in the cards for him today.

1961
01:34:38,746 --> 01:34:39,380
That's perfect, Kelly.

1962
01:34:39,413 --> 01:34:40,981
Great job. Just sit tight.

1963
01:34:44,051 --> 01:34:45,085
Come on, Kelly.

1964
01:34:45,119 --> 01:34:45,953
Come on, come on, come on.

1965
01:34:49,223 --> 01:34:51,225
Richard
Hurt is just 15 feet

1966
01:34:51,258 --> 01:34:52,793
away from victory!

1967
01:34:52,826 --> 01:34:54,895
Kelly, great
teamwork out there.

1968
01:34:54,929 --> 01:34:55,829
Do you read me?

1969
01:34:56,531 --> 01:34:58,365
Kelly, do you read me?

1970
01:34:58,399 --> 01:34:59,233
Kelly?

1971
01:35:03,337 --> 01:35:03,971
Come on, Kelly.

1972
01:35:06,073 --> 01:35:07,174
You know what to do. Come on.

1973
01:35:10,077 --> 01:35:11,745
Come on.

1974
01:35:11,779 --> 01:35:13,781
Do it for love, baby.

1975
01:35:13,814 --> 01:35:15,482
Richard
Hurt is just 10 feet away

1976
01:35:15,517 --> 01:35:17,084
from making history.

1977
01:35:17,117 --> 01:35:18,852
Kelly, using team strategy

1978
01:35:18,886 --> 01:35:21,855
to allow Richard Hurt to
take home the championship.

1979
01:35:21,889 --> 01:35:23,791
But wait, Kelly
Weber goes for it!

1980
01:35:23,824 --> 01:35:25,759
She drops Richard
Hurt to 11th place!

1981
01:35:25,793 --> 01:35:26,994
I don't believe this!

1982
01:35:27,027 --> 01:35:28,829
11th, yeah!

1983
01:35:28,862 --> 01:35:30,297
Billy Burnett
wins the championship!

1984
01:35:30,331 --> 01:35:31,799
He wins the championship!

1985
01:35:46,013 --> 01:35:48,082
I guess I do have a
thing for champions.

1986
01:36:00,494 --> 01:36:01,462
You did it!

1987
01:36:02,997 --> 01:36:04,098
This is my son!

1988
01:36:04,131 --> 01:36:06,967
This is my son!

1989
01:36:33,093 --> 01:36:34,061
This is your son.

1990
01:36:38,232 --> 01:36:39,933
I'm so proud of you, man.

1991
01:36:39,967 --> 01:36:41,569
Coach come here, man.

1992
01:36:41,603 --> 01:36:42,436
Come here.

1993
01:36:44,572 --> 01:36:48,876
Team Burnett, baby! Team
Burnett! Team Burnett!

1994
01:36:48,909 --> 01:36:49,544
Woo!

1995
01:36:51,312 --> 01:36:53,347
Don't think you're getting
out of here unscathed.

1996
01:36:53,380 --> 01:36:55,449
Come on, what did I do now?

1997
01:36:55,482 --> 01:36:58,052
I hear you're the
reason got Billy here.

1998
01:36:58,085 --> 01:36:59,453
You done good.

1999
01:36:59,486 --> 01:37:00,888
No, you're nuts.

2000
01:37:00,921 --> 01:37:02,056
I'm not falling for
whatever you're up to.

2001
01:37:02,089 --> 01:37:03,257
You need help.

2002
01:37:03,290 --> 01:37:04,892
You're the one
that's gonna need help.

2003
01:37:08,028 --> 01:37:09,163
Yeah?

2004
01:37:09,196 --> 01:37:10,030
Yeah.

2005
01:37:14,101 --> 01:37:16,070
Sam, take a look at this.

2006
01:37:16,103 --> 01:37:17,037
She was taking pictures

2007
01:37:17,071 --> 01:37:19,039
during the starting
line National Anthem.

2008
01:37:19,073 --> 01:37:21,141
Looks like Richard was
a little distracted.

2009
01:37:21,175 --> 01:37:22,876
Are you kidding me?

2010
01:37:22,910 --> 01:37:24,044
Seriously, Richard?

2011
01:37:24,078 --> 01:37:25,446
You're suspending for a year.

2012
01:37:26,313 --> 01:37:27,314
This is Broward Motorsports.

2013
01:37:27,348 --> 01:37:28,382
We don't cheat.

2014
01:37:28,415 --> 01:37:30,217
You're fired, go find
yourself another sponsor.

2015
01:38:16,063 --> 01:38:19,032
Ready or not, here I come.

2016
01:38:21,068 --> 01:38:22,002
Are you ready for me?

2017
01:38:48,996 --> 01:38:50,097
Jarid,
do you have the line,

2018
01:38:50,130 --> 01:38:51,098
or do you want me to feed you?

2019
01:38:51,131 --> 01:38:52,132
I got this.

2020
01:38:52,166 --> 01:38:52,966
All right.

2021
01:38:53,000 --> 01:38:53,868
Shoot.

2022
01:38:53,902 --> 01:38:54,869
That's
what I like to hear.

2023
01:38:54,903 --> 01:38:57,971
- And action.
- All right, be heads up now.

2024
01:38:58,005 --> 01:39:00,007
Jarid's gonna be out for blood.

2025
01:39:00,040 --> 01:39:01,341
Show 'em your ass.

2026
01:39:01,375 --> 01:39:02,577
Richard's
gonna be out for blood.

2027
01:39:02,610 --> 01:39:04,378
- Yep, not me.
- Not you.

2028
01:39:05,613 --> 01:39:09,483
See, I got this.

2029
01:39:11,753 --> 01:39:12,986
How are we looking?

2030
01:39:13,020 --> 01:39:14,121
Well, Richard's slowing down.

2031
01:39:14,154 --> 01:39:15,523
He's probably saving his motor.

2032
01:39:17,057 --> 01:39:18,091
Shit.

2033
01:39:19,059 --> 01:39:20,327
You want to try that again?

2034
01:39:22,262 --> 01:39:22,897
Sorry.

2035
01:39:24,732 --> 01:39:25,999
Did you want to say something?

2036
01:39:27,802 --> 01:39:31,071
Hey Billy, what'd you
want from Burger King?

2037
01:39:31,104 --> 01:39:33,006
All right, so listen, I
tried that five play thing

2038
01:39:33,040 --> 01:39:34,441
and I can't quite get the thumb.

2039
01:39:34,475 --> 01:39:36,043
- I need something.
- Dog, dog...

2040
01:39:36,076 --> 01:39:37,110
Give me something.

2041
01:39:37,144 --> 01:39:39,079
Dog, you're not supposed
to try it on yourself.

2042
01:39:39,112 --> 01:39:40,013
Oh, okay.

2043
01:39:40,047 --> 01:39:40,782
You're supposed to
meet a woman first.

2044
01:39:40,815 --> 01:39:41,583
Very funny.

2045
01:39:42,416 --> 01:39:44,251
Hey, I tell you
a secret, okay?

2046
01:39:44,284 --> 01:39:45,787
Do not tell anyone.

2047
01:39:45,820 --> 01:39:46,654
All right.

2048
01:39:48,121 --> 01:39:49,022
I'm not French.

2049
01:39:51,158 --> 01:39:53,026
Wait, wait, wait.

2050
01:39:53,060 --> 01:39:54,094
Are you serious?

2051
01:39:54,127 --> 01:39:56,029
Maybe.

2052
01:39:57,297 --> 01:40:00,467
Maybe not.

2053
01:40:01,769 --> 01:40:03,203
Son of a bitch!

2054
01:40:05,180 --> 01:40:10,180
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