1 00:00:27,636 --> 00:00:30,552 There are times in your life when you find yourself 2 00:00:30,595 --> 00:00:33,598 in very awkward situations. 3 00:00:33,642 --> 00:00:36,645 I mean, just look at that face, Jo. 4 00:00:36,688 --> 00:00:38,473 Abby needs you. 5 00:00:38,516 --> 00:00:39,996 We need you. 6 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,390 And we'’re willing to pay. 7 00:00:42,433 --> 00:00:45,088 And this would be one of those moments. 8 00:00:45,132 --> 00:00:49,353 But I swear, it'’s not like I'm selling my kidney or anything. 9 00:00:49,397 --> 00:00:52,704 Although, that would have been less painful. 10 00:00:52,748 --> 00:00:54,532 But I'’m getting ahead of myself. 11 00:00:54,576 --> 00:00:56,665 Let me start at the beginning. 12 00:00:56,708 --> 00:01:00,060 And it'’s the big day, the qualifying race of the Indy 500. 13 00:01:00,103 --> 00:01:02,192 - She takes her position... This is my dad. 14 00:01:02,236 --> 00:01:04,455 ...revs the motor of her stock car, hoping... 15 00:01:04,499 --> 00:01:07,719 To not crash and burn on the last lap of adolescence. 16 00:01:07,763 --> 00:01:12,376 - Oh, that'’s my girl. Dad built engines for race cars. 17 00:01:12,420 --> 00:01:14,726 And so did I. 18 00:01:14,770 --> 00:01:18,339 Ignore the pigtails. I was more naive back then. 19 00:01:18,382 --> 00:01:21,385 Because of his work, I changed schools 20 00:01:21,429 --> 00:01:25,346 two times a year for the past eight years. 21 00:01:25,389 --> 00:01:31,047 This doesn'’t make me a loner with a highly evolved defense mechanism or anything. 22 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:33,441 OK, fine, it does. 23 00:01:33,484 --> 00:01:37,401 Today, everything was about to change. 24 00:01:37,445 --> 00:01:39,925 It was my first day at North Shore High, 25 00:01:39,969 --> 00:01:43,364 the last stop before Carnegie Mellon University, 26 00:01:43,407 --> 00:01:45,192 my dream school. 27 00:01:45,235 --> 00:01:47,672 My rules of survival were simple: 28 00:01:47,716 --> 00:01:51,502 Don'’t stand out, never raise your hand in class 29 00:01:51,546 --> 00:01:54,331 and watch your back at all times. 30 00:01:55,767 --> 00:01:59,162 New town, same school, same parking lot. 31 00:01:59,206 --> 00:02:02,774 Everyone obsessed with the freedom of their first car. 32 00:02:02,818 --> 00:02:07,257 It'’s an identity, like the muscle cars who think they own the road, 33 00:02:07,301 --> 00:02:09,607 and check out every passing vehicle. 34 00:02:12,088 --> 00:02:14,786 - Smart cars who don'’t fit in. 35 00:02:14,830 --> 00:02:18,138 - Whoa! - The "I'’m so perky I might 36 00:02:18,181 --> 00:02:20,270 shake off my tube top" cutesy cars. 37 00:02:20,314 --> 00:02:24,796 - And then there'’s the most dangerous vehicle on the road, 38 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:28,539 the high-performance, high-maintenance sports cars. 39 00:02:30,237 --> 00:02:32,761 ♪ Like a girl changes clothes 40 00:02:32,804 --> 00:02:35,981 If they liked you, your life was all green lights. 41 00:02:36,025 --> 00:02:38,027 - Hi. - Hi. 42 00:02:38,070 --> 00:02:39,811 If they didn'’t, 43 00:02:39,855 --> 00:02:42,771 you were nothing more than a wreck on the side of the road. 44 00:02:42,814 --> 00:02:48,603 ♪ That you'’re not gonna change ♪ 45 00:02:48,646 --> 00:02:50,213 ♪ '’Cause you're hot Then you'’re cold ♪ 46 00:02:50,257 --> 00:02:51,910 ♪ You'’re yes Then you'’re no ♪♪ 47 00:02:51,954 --> 00:02:54,565 At North Shore, they were called the Plastics, 48 00:02:54,609 --> 00:02:58,526 and Mandi Weatherly was the number one Plastic. 49 00:02:58,569 --> 00:03:02,138 She dotted her name with a signature heart above the "I." 50 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:06,316 Probably because she didn'’t actually possess that organ. 51 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:08,710 Her two sidekicks were Chastity Meyer, 52 00:03:08,753 --> 00:03:13,323 who was stupid enough to hit a home run with any boy willing to play, 53 00:03:13,367 --> 00:03:16,239 and Hope Plotkin, uber-hypochondriac, 54 00:03:16,283 --> 00:03:18,502 who believed that germs led to ugliness, 55 00:03:18,546 --> 00:03:20,330 and ugliness led to death. 56 00:03:20,374 --> 00:03:25,030 And thus, my number one rule for survival: no girl drama. 57 00:03:25,074 --> 00:03:28,686 Actually, no drama, period. 58 00:03:28,730 --> 00:03:31,385 Please, please, don'’t be ruined! 59 00:03:31,428 --> 00:03:35,040 And in high school, an already embarrassing moment can go from bad... 60 00:03:35,084 --> 00:03:36,390 Whoa! - Oh! 61 00:03:36,433 --> 00:03:38,305 ...to worse. 62 00:03:41,177 --> 00:03:42,700 She couldn'’t have looked worse. 63 00:03:42,744 --> 00:03:46,051 - You look great. Thanks. 64 00:03:46,095 --> 00:03:48,315 I'’m Abby Hanover. Yeah, you must be new. 65 00:03:48,358 --> 00:03:51,579 I'’m part of the welcoming committee. Well, there'’s only two of us really and... 66 00:03:51,622 --> 00:03:55,322 ...and I'’d... I'd love to show you around. 67 00:03:55,365 --> 00:03:58,368 - Yeah. 68 00:03:58,412 --> 00:04:04,200 Listen, I think I can find my way to the front office, thanks. 69 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:08,117 So, Jo, I see your dad'’s big in NASCAR. 70 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,945 Well, let me set your mind at ease. 71 00:04:09,988 --> 00:04:14,036 We know how to deal with celebrities here at North Shore. 72 00:04:14,079 --> 00:04:17,866 One of our lunch ladies was on the first season of American Idol. 73 00:04:17,909 --> 00:04:20,912 - Good to know. - Yeah, it was pretty hot. 74 00:04:20,956 --> 00:04:24,133 - And, uh, we'’re also aware of your many moves. - OK. 75 00:04:24,176 --> 00:04:26,831 '’Cause we're aware that students who move around a lot 76 00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:30,879 often wind up as serial killers or actors. 77 00:04:30,922 --> 00:04:34,099 Hey, did I mention we have an excellent drama department? 78 00:04:34,143 --> 00:04:35,579 I'’m not really into drama, 79 00:04:35,623 --> 00:04:38,278 but I do know you have an advanced shop class. 80 00:04:38,321 --> 00:04:42,673 Ah, menial laborer rather than intellectual. 81 00:04:42,717 --> 00:04:44,632 I can respect that. 82 00:04:44,675 --> 00:04:47,330 Um, the cheerleading squad 83 00:04:47,374 --> 00:04:51,291 will be going to the public library for a field trip. 84 00:04:51,334 --> 00:04:54,337 Now, last year, we had some problems with that, 85 00:04:54,381 --> 00:04:57,122 where we had 12 girls go, 86 00:04:57,166 --> 00:04:59,342 and we had 15 girls come back. 87 00:05:00,822 --> 00:05:03,128 I know how much you all love vampires, 88 00:05:03,172 --> 00:05:05,783 but remember, the school nurse will be 89 00:05:05,827 --> 00:05:09,657 heading up the blood drive, so sign up for that now. 90 00:05:11,572 --> 00:05:14,705 Home ec'’s down the hall, miss. 91 00:05:14,749 --> 00:05:18,100 Actually, as refreshingly sexist as that is, 92 00:05:18,143 --> 00:05:19,797 I'’m here for Advanced Shop. 93 00:05:19,841 --> 00:05:23,105 - Drafting class. Right. 94 00:05:23,148 --> 00:05:25,629 Well, we lost Mike to that circular saw incident, 95 00:05:25,673 --> 00:05:28,545 so you can be Tyler'’s partner. 96 00:05:28,589 --> 00:05:31,505 OK, everybody, get started on your birdhouses. 97 00:05:31,548 --> 00:05:34,159 Trusses or triangles, I don'’t care. 98 00:05:34,203 --> 00:05:37,685 That'’s about all I can deal with right now. 99 00:05:38,729 --> 00:05:40,862 - Hey, Tyler, I'’m Jo. - Hey. 100 00:05:40,905 --> 00:05:44,344 - Well, uh, Mr. Giamatti 101 00:05:44,387 --> 00:05:47,477 bleeds Texas A&M maroon and white, and they lost Saturday. 102 00:05:47,521 --> 00:05:50,567 Well, if they want to be taken seriously, they better beat the Longhorns. 103 00:05:50,611 --> 00:05:52,090 Don'’t let Giamatti hear you say that. 104 00:05:52,134 --> 00:05:55,746 And just when a guy seems all dreamy 105 00:05:55,790 --> 00:05:58,488 and has eyes you can fall into... 106 00:05:58,532 --> 00:06:01,230 So we have to build a lame birdhouse. Um... 107 00:06:01,273 --> 00:06:03,014 I guess you could decorate it. 108 00:06:04,712 --> 00:06:07,802 ...he opens his mouth and sounds like an ass. 109 00:06:07,845 --> 00:06:10,805 Wow, thanks. 110 00:06:12,067 --> 00:06:13,285 But I was thinking I could 111 00:06:13,329 --> 00:06:14,896 carve the dovetail joint. 112 00:06:14,939 --> 00:06:18,029 - I'’m impressed. - That makes one of us. 113 00:06:21,903 --> 00:06:25,080 In every school, students have their lunch gang. 114 00:06:25,123 --> 00:06:30,041 As my dad says, your racer is only as good as your pit crew. 115 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:33,088 Cutest dog ever, Mandi! 116 00:06:33,131 --> 00:06:36,744 Thanks! Coco Chanel really sets off my new purse. 117 00:06:36,787 --> 00:06:38,528 You had her checked for rabies, right? 118 00:06:38,572 --> 00:06:41,096 Too bad you couldn'’t get the new Prada bag with the fringe. 119 00:06:41,139 --> 00:06:42,967 Would'’ve totally matched her brown fur. 120 00:06:43,011 --> 00:06:45,143 Hello! Fringe is so out. 121 00:06:45,187 --> 00:06:48,799 And I'’m at the top of the wait list for the new, patent leather Prada satchel. 122 00:06:48,843 --> 00:06:51,628 But you'’ve already waited, like, six months for the fringe... 123 00:06:51,672 --> 00:06:54,718 Of course, Mandi, fringe is so past tense. 124 00:06:54,762 --> 00:06:56,938 Voguesays crimson is the new accessory, 125 00:06:56,981 --> 00:06:58,635 and you'’re totally gonna rock that look. 126 00:06:58,679 --> 00:07:00,507 Oh, I know. 127 00:07:02,813 --> 00:07:04,554 Lost much, little freshies? Scram. 128 00:07:04,598 --> 00:07:06,382 Ten dogs in a minute. Let'’s do this! 129 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,515 You guys are goin'’ down. We'’re gonna win, come on. 130 00:07:08,558 --> 00:07:11,561 Yeah. Yeah, let'’s go, let's go. - Come on. 131 00:07:11,605 --> 00:07:13,433 Nick, focus! Come on, man. 132 00:07:13,476 --> 00:07:15,086 Chastity, stop drooling. 133 00:07:15,130 --> 00:07:17,437 You know what Mandi thinks about you and Tyler. 134 00:07:17,480 --> 00:07:20,788 What are you talking about? 135 00:07:20,831 --> 00:07:23,399 Do not play dumb with me. 136 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:26,271 I don'’t have to play dumb. 137 00:07:26,315 --> 00:07:29,361 Besides, the cashier totally sneezed on your salad. 138 00:07:29,405 --> 00:07:31,842 Ew! 139 00:07:36,499 --> 00:07:38,588 - Ugh! - Pay up, you two losers. 140 00:07:41,548 --> 00:07:43,593 Ugh, God, Nick is just so nasty. 141 00:07:43,637 --> 00:07:46,770 I'’m only dating him '’cause he's probably getting a full ride to UCLA. 142 00:07:46,814 --> 00:07:48,511 You know, one week in LA and I'’ll be 143 00:07:48,555 --> 00:07:51,558 a bikini model-hyphen-reality star-hyphen-awesome! 144 00:07:51,601 --> 00:07:54,778 - I heard Amy Hall is totally into him. - Oh, she wouldn'’t dare. 145 00:07:54,822 --> 00:07:58,913 Nickie, over here. I missed you. 146 00:08:00,871 --> 00:08:04,788 - Hey, babe. - Hey, have you been lifting weights? 147 00:08:04,832 --> 00:08:07,443 - Oh, dude, your rat-dog just tongued me. 148 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:10,620 Shut up, Nick. You'’ll hurt Coco Chanel'’s feelings. 149 00:08:10,664 --> 00:08:13,797 - Aah! - No groping south of the equator. 150 00:08:13,841 --> 00:08:17,497 - Or north, creep. 151 00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:20,587 Wow, the hot chick can really handle herself. 152 00:08:20,630 --> 00:08:24,765 - Wonder what else she can handle. 153 00:08:28,638 --> 00:08:31,554 - Her name is Jo, Jo Mitchell. 154 00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:33,425 She'’s in my bio class. 155 00:08:33,469 --> 00:08:36,428 Somebody said she came somewhere, from, like, Florida or Texas. 156 00:08:36,472 --> 00:08:40,563 Then I also heard that she'’s an exchange student from Russia. 157 00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:42,957 Oh, what did they exchange her for? 158 00:08:45,612 --> 00:08:47,135 She'’s kinda pretty, don'’t you think? 159 00:08:47,178 --> 00:08:51,182 Well, if you'’re into pleather. 160 00:08:51,226 --> 00:08:53,707 Hello, there. Hi, Coco Chanel. 161 00:08:53,750 --> 00:08:59,060 Go back to Mandi, go on. Go, go, go. 162 00:08:59,103 --> 00:09:01,976 - All right, just a little bit. 163 00:09:04,326 --> 00:09:07,024 Where'’s Coco Chanel? 164 00:09:09,026 --> 00:09:10,941 Bad little girl. 165 00:09:19,689 --> 00:09:23,388 Oh, my God! Who did that? 166 00:09:23,432 --> 00:09:25,695 It was Abby. 167 00:09:25,739 --> 00:09:29,090 Abby did it. Again? 168 00:09:31,092 --> 00:09:34,748 I'’m sorry, I didn't know. I'’m really sorry, Mandi! 169 00:09:34,791 --> 00:09:36,793 I'’ll buy you another purse. 170 00:09:36,837 --> 00:09:38,447 Or you can just have mine. 171 00:09:38,490 --> 00:09:40,405 Is that what I think it is? 172 00:09:40,449 --> 00:09:43,147 - Uh-oh, duck. - I love ducks. 173 00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:45,933 It'’s, um, the Prada fringe purse. 174 00:09:45,976 --> 00:09:48,718 My dad got it for me last month, but... 175 00:09:48,762 --> 00:09:53,114 Last month? Ugh, just go! 176 00:09:54,637 --> 00:09:58,119 Aah! Oh! 177 00:09:58,162 --> 00:10:01,252 Stay down there, and don'’t ever look at me again. 178 00:10:01,296 --> 00:10:05,256 Better yet, don'’t even breathe the same air. 179 00:10:23,187 --> 00:10:27,017 Hey. Well, how was it? 180 00:10:27,061 --> 00:10:29,933 I saw a girl become roadkill in the cafeteria. 181 00:10:29,977 --> 00:10:31,805 Gotta love high school. 182 00:10:31,848 --> 00:10:35,112 Speaking of my escape, has my Carnegie Mellon application arrived? 183 00:10:35,156 --> 00:10:37,114 Hey, you know, I was lookin'’ today, 184 00:10:37,158 --> 00:10:40,814 and I saw that the University of Ohio has a great architectural program. 185 00:10:40,857 --> 00:10:42,816 You could stay close to home, 186 00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:47,298 transform Toledo into an architectural wonderland. 187 00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:49,910 Dad, what'’s going on? 188 00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:52,564 I'’m applying early decision to Carnegie Mellon. 189 00:10:52,608 --> 00:10:54,349 Eh, what do you wanna go there for, huh? 190 00:10:54,392 --> 00:10:57,831 They don'’t even have a good mascot. I mean, a Scottish terrier. 191 00:10:57,874 --> 00:10:59,484 Who'’s gonna be intimidated by that? 192 00:10:59,528 --> 00:11:01,878 Plus, you, uh... 193 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:04,925 You qualify for in-state tuition here. 194 00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:07,492 Oh, my God. 195 00:11:07,536 --> 00:11:09,669 What happened to my tuition?! 196 00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:16,850 Aw, Jo... Look, I'’m sorry. 197 00:11:16,893 --> 00:11:18,895 I kept hoping that the market would rebound, 198 00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:22,507 but my investments are in the tank, and now NASCAR sponsors have cut spending... 199 00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:24,988 Then make them un-cut spending! 200 00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:27,904 Mom went to Carnegie Mellon, I... I have to go there. 201 00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:31,125 - She loved it! - I know, I know. 202 00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:33,301 I'’m sorry I let you down. 203 00:11:35,085 --> 00:11:39,873 I know you'’re disappointed, Jo, and that'’s OK. 204 00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:43,877 Honey, you don'’t always have to be so strong. 205 00:11:45,574 --> 00:11:48,969 Strong? I was trying not to panic. 206 00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:51,493 But when you'’ve moved as much as I have, 207 00:11:51,536 --> 00:11:56,411 you kinda get attached to the idea of settling down in one place for four years. 208 00:11:56,454 --> 00:12:00,110 In this case, my mother'’s alma mater. 209 00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:04,245 My dad and I have been on our own for a long time. 210 00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:06,638 My mom died before I was one. 211 00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:11,774 So life wasn'’t exactly your typical warm and fuzzy greeting card. 212 00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:16,344 But I wasn'’t the only one in my own personal hell. 213 00:12:16,387 --> 00:12:19,913 Abby was hoping that her swollen, black ankle 214 00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:24,787 might be enough for Mandi to forget about her dog'’s infamous upchuck. 215 00:12:27,921 --> 00:12:29,444 And it might have been, 216 00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:32,926 if not for the two'’s long history. 217 00:12:34,144 --> 00:12:36,581 Jealousy is a funny thing. 218 00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:39,410 They had lived across from each other for years. 219 00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:43,371 And while Mandi, seemingly, had everything, 220 00:12:43,414 --> 00:12:45,460 Abby had more. She had two parents 221 00:12:45,503 --> 00:12:48,637 who went a little overboard for their darling Abby. 222 00:12:48,680 --> 00:12:53,076 First, there was the infamous moon bounce war at age five. 223 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:55,296 Mandi'’s was cool, 224 00:12:55,339 --> 00:12:58,342 but Abby'’s was three stories high. 225 00:12:58,386 --> 00:13:00,562 Yay! 226 00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:04,827 Then, the French Revolution Halloween meltdown 227 00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:06,437 at age 11. 228 00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:09,745 Mandi flaunted her store-bought peasant costume, 229 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:12,574 until she spotted Abby'’s utterly perfect, 230 00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:16,491 hand-stitched, Marie Antoinette royal gown. 231 00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:23,672 And finally, the great bra incident of junior high. 232 00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:26,109 - Hi, Mandi. - Hi. 233 00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:29,678 Well, that had more to do with nature. 234 00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:33,116 Still, Mandi might have found someone else to hate, 235 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:36,946 if Abby hadn'’t done the unthinkable. 236 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:43,083 Mandi, oh, my God! Someone has a better parking space than us. 237 00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:46,826 Hey, babe, who snagged the plush disabled spot? 238 00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,828 I guess you'’re number two now. 239 00:13:48,871 --> 00:13:51,569 Two 240 00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:54,485 Mandi hated being number two. 241 00:13:56,183 --> 00:14:01,188 - This is war. - Oh, God. 242 00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:06,933 - Elliot, we need a little favor. - Sure. 243 00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:10,197 - Chastity. 244 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:13,896 - Hey. - Anything. 245 00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,985 - You'’re on the Web team, right? - Of course. 246 00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:17,900 Trained in Java and C++. 247 00:14:17,944 --> 00:14:21,164 I also have my Math Club Card, Hacker Membership, Journalist Pass, 248 00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:25,995 - and I do a little salsa for the ladies. - Oh! 249 00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:27,562 How can I be of service? 250 00:14:28,737 --> 00:14:33,002 - Oops. 251 00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:36,571 - Sorry. - Oh, gross! 252 00:14:36,614 --> 00:14:41,445 Abby Scabby'’s face looks as red and pussy as it did in seventh grade. 253 00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:43,273 Zit cream much? 254 00:14:43,317 --> 00:14:47,582 Mandi was creative, ruthless, unrelenting. 255 00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:51,978 - I'’d seen her kind before. 256 00:14:58,071 --> 00:15:01,901 And this was just the beginning. 257 00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:06,122 Brutal. 258 00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:15,131 You know, most girls would have laughed, texted back or posted a status update. 259 00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:17,525 Do I look like most girls? 260 00:15:28,275 --> 00:15:30,190 Oh, God. 261 00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:31,931 What a paint job! 262 00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:40,940 Need another one? 263 00:15:47,903 --> 00:15:50,036 Hey, Abby, let me give you a ride home. 264 00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:52,386 I don'’t bite. 265 00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:08,315 - Nice house. - Thanks. 266 00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:19,282 Abby 267 00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:37,953 - Oh, hi. 268 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:41,565 I gave Abby a ride home from school, and she dropped this. 269 00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:44,090 What happened to Abby'’s car? Did she have an accident? 270 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,135 She had an accident, didn'’t she 271 00:16:46,179 --> 00:16:50,139 No, it wasn'’t an accident. It was just some girls at school. 272 00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:53,621 Again? I knew we should have sent her to St. Mary'’s. 273 00:16:53,664 --> 00:16:58,191 Right. Well, tell Abby, Jo said goodbye. 274 00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:04,197 She'’s a wreck. 275 00:17:04,240 --> 00:17:07,113 Our poor baby, she keeps saying that everybody hates her. 276 00:17:07,156 --> 00:17:10,116 I'’ll buy her some new clothes, a week at a spa. 277 00:17:10,159 --> 00:17:12,422 Money'’s not gonna fix this, Sidney. 278 00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:16,339 She'’s sobbing her eyes out, and I don'’t know what to do. 279 00:17:16,383 --> 00:17:19,429 If only she had some friends. 280 00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:33,443 Listen, Jo, she'’s devastated. 281 00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:37,360 But it'’s her senior year, and I want it to be perfect. 282 00:17:37,404 --> 00:17:39,449 I mean, just look at that face. 283 00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:41,756 She needs you. We need you. 284 00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:43,410 And we'’re willing to pay. 285 00:17:43,453 --> 00:17:47,370 - For you to be her friend. 286 00:17:47,414 --> 00:17:50,547 Two, three, 4,000 to get you started. 287 00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:53,115 - You'’re crazy. - Wait, please. 288 00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:55,248 I have more money than I know what to do with. 289 00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:58,120 And if I can'’t buy my daughter'’s happiness, then what is it worth? 290 00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:02,472 - You can'’t buy friends. - OK. Don'’t call it a friend. 291 00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:08,565 Call it her bodyguard, guardian angel, fairy god-sister. 292 00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:10,567 There must be something you want. 293 00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:13,135 Some dream I can help come true. 294 00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:17,444 A new car? A trip to Europe 295 00:18:18,836 --> 00:18:21,404 College. 296 00:18:21,448 --> 00:18:24,320 Today'’s economy, it'’s rough out there. 297 00:18:24,364 --> 00:18:29,108 You need money for college, and it isn'’t cheap. 298 00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:30,892 - Let me pay for yours. - Forget it. 299 00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:33,590 Look, just try it out for 30 days, risk-free. 300 00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:35,810 I guarantee you'’ll be happy you did. 301 00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:39,205 And just for trying, I'’ll buy your college books for freshman year, 302 00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:44,210 which are yours to keep, no questions asked, as my little gift to you. 303 00:18:46,299 --> 00:18:48,518 Sidney was pretty convincing, 304 00:18:48,562 --> 00:18:50,520 and I should have realized why. 305 00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:53,132 He was the king of infomercials. 306 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:56,918 He could sell anything from meat juicers to cat toilets 307 00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:58,963 to my college tuition. 308 00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:00,400 I knew it was crazy. 309 00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:02,619 But Abby'’d have a good senior year, 310 00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:06,797 and I'’d get my dream of Carnegie Mellon University. 311 00:19:08,190 --> 00:19:11,454 I figured, who would it hurt? 312 00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:14,370 Four hundred people already viewed it. 313 00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:16,764 That computer geek lived up to his promise. 314 00:19:16,807 --> 00:19:20,289 Which is like a rarity in life, that anyone ever comes through. 315 00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:22,204 Especially fathers and doctors. 316 00:19:22,248 --> 00:19:24,554 Not my legs, Chastity, my face. 317 00:19:24,598 --> 00:19:28,906 Getting all red and splotchy. Ugh. 318 00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:30,386 - Uh-oh. 319 00:19:30,430 --> 00:19:32,867 You'’re never gonna believe this. 320 00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:34,390 What do you mean? 321 00:19:34,434 --> 00:19:37,176 Someone posted a link on your page to another video. 322 00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:41,397 Look, it'’s that new girl, Jo. She totally bailed Abby out. 323 00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:45,793 Ugh, who is this girl? Some bad 324 00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:49,231 - There'’s tons of comments. - Ugh. 325 00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:53,844 - All the guys think she'’s hot. - OK. 326 00:19:55,106 --> 00:19:56,847 So she'’s hot. 327 00:19:56,891 --> 00:19:58,675 She'’s well-connected. 328 00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:01,330 I mean, she'’s pretty much one of us. 329 00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:03,593 So we'’ll just need to make it very clear that, 330 00:20:03,637 --> 00:20:07,293 from here on out, she'’s only nice to the people we like. 331 00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:18,869 Mandi, can I get a quote from you on the school play, 332 00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:21,263 or the lacrosse team, or just, like, anything, really? 333 00:20:21,307 --> 00:20:24,658 God, I am not up for the paparazzi this morning. 334 00:20:27,574 --> 00:20:30,272 It'’s so embarrassing how much they love me. 335 00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:33,623 I'’m Mandi, with an "I." And you'’re Jo, right? 336 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:36,365 - That'’s me. - So, Jo, since you'’re new here, 337 00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:39,803 I thought we'’d help you out, let you know who to hang out with. 338 00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:43,111 - Us. The real welcoming committee had arrived. 339 00:20:43,154 --> 00:20:46,419 - And who not to. Did I say "welcoming?" 340 00:20:46,462 --> 00:20:50,771 Uh, oh, wow. 341 00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:52,468 Thanks. 342 00:20:52,512 --> 00:20:54,949 But I think I can figure that out on my own. 343 00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:59,258 Really? Well, I... I haven'’t been impressed so far. 344 00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:02,086 Excuse me? - But I'’m a benevolent dictator, 345 00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:06,961 so why don'’t we discuss over a non-fat, no-sugar raspberry Frappuccino 346 00:21:07,004 --> 00:21:09,659 - We only use Skinny-and-Sweet. 347 00:21:09,703 --> 00:21:11,966 It'’s like cellulite in a straw, but without the cellulite. 348 00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:14,969 As scientifically interesting as that sounds, 349 00:21:15,012 --> 00:21:16,492 I'’ll have to pass. 350 00:21:16,536 --> 00:21:19,582 Oh, it wasn'’t a question. 351 00:21:19,626 --> 00:21:23,543 Oops. Guess I answered anyway. 352 00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:26,763 Oh, my God. Hi. 353 00:21:26,807 --> 00:21:29,592 I'’m Quinn Shinn, editor of the school paper. 354 00:21:29,636 --> 00:21:33,596 That was unbelievable. Nobody turns Mandi down. 355 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:36,991 - I just didn'’t feel like going. 356 00:21:37,034 --> 00:21:41,212 No, the Plastics are goddesses. And Mandi can, like, ruin you. 357 00:21:41,256 --> 00:21:43,519 I wrote one article on school uniforms, 358 00:21:43,563 --> 00:21:46,392 and she put strawberries in my yogurt. 359 00:21:46,435 --> 00:21:48,132 How horrible for you? 360 00:21:48,176 --> 00:21:50,961 Oh, I had an allergic reaction to the strawberries, 361 00:21:51,005 --> 00:21:55,314 swelled up like a big Arothron hispidus.That'’s a blowfish. 362 00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:57,881 Be careful, Jo. 363 00:21:57,925 --> 00:22:01,320 Thanks, but I'’m not that worried. 364 00:22:09,110 --> 00:22:10,633 Hey, what'’s up? 365 00:22:10,677 --> 00:22:13,636 So you dropped your notebook, but I gave it back to your dad. 366 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:16,465 Pretty cool sketches. Are you an artist? 367 00:22:16,509 --> 00:22:20,817 Look, it'’s cool, I get it. You don'’t have to... 368 00:22:20,861 --> 00:22:24,038 - Principal Duvall sent you. 369 00:22:24,081 --> 00:22:27,128 But look, the welcoming committee was just a stupid idea. 370 00:22:27,171 --> 00:22:29,739 I mean, really, you'’re the first new student here in ages, 371 00:22:29,783 --> 00:22:32,351 so you'’re off the hook. 372 00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:35,876 - Thanks for the ride, though. - Sure. 373 00:22:38,879 --> 00:22:43,362 Registration for AP test has closed. 374 00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:45,233 Now... 375 00:22:45,276 --> 00:22:48,410 Uh, now, we all know the tradition here at North Shore 376 00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:52,762 is to, uh, use the Homecoming Dance... 377 00:22:52,806 --> 00:22:57,027 ...to fund-raise for charity, OK? 378 00:23:00,117 --> 00:23:01,989 '‘Cause otherwise you all would just the think 379 00:23:02,032 --> 00:23:04,513 the world revolves around you and football. 380 00:23:04,557 --> 00:23:08,038 And it doesn'’t, OK? 381 00:23:08,082 --> 00:23:09,692 I told you not to walk in front of... 382 00:23:09,736 --> 00:23:12,303 Babe, I already chose your tuxedo, rented the limo and... 383 00:23:12,347 --> 00:23:15,350 Oh, red rose corsage, not a frigging carnation. 384 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:19,485 - Mandi, you are so winning Homecoming Queen. - Totally winning. 385 00:23:19,528 --> 00:23:22,618 ...the school nurse will be heading up the blood drive, 386 00:23:22,662 --> 00:23:24,577 - so sign up for that now. Please. 387 00:23:24,620 --> 00:23:29,103 Like I'’m letting that petri dish of a clinic stick a needle in me. 388 00:23:29,146 --> 00:23:31,888 I know! And no matter what I said... 389 00:23:31,932 --> 00:23:36,371 - Hey, uh, do you know where I could catch the bus? - I think it just left. 390 00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:40,070 Classic. This is why I really need to fix my bike today. 391 00:23:40,114 --> 00:23:44,684 Do you know any good auto parts shops? I'’ve gotta get a new spark plug. 392 00:23:44,727 --> 00:23:48,818 Well, I... I think there'’s Pete's Auto right next to the coffee joint. 393 00:23:48,862 --> 00:23:50,820 I could give you a ride if you want. 394 00:23:50,864 --> 00:23:53,344 I mean, I really owe you one anyway. 395 00:23:53,388 --> 00:23:55,738 Sweet, thanks. 396 00:24:03,529 --> 00:24:05,182 Oh, look, it'’s Jo! Hey, Jo! 397 00:24:05,226 --> 00:24:10,318 - Hey. - She'’s with Abby Hanover! 398 00:24:10,361 --> 00:24:11,972 Hi. 399 00:24:29,903 --> 00:24:31,513 Thanks for the lift. 400 00:24:33,515 --> 00:24:34,951 Do you wanna come inside? 401 00:24:34,995 --> 00:24:39,173 I'’ll probably break something, but... but sure. 402 00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:50,750 - Um, my mom. 403 00:24:51,838 --> 00:24:54,580 She'’s really pretty. 404 00:24:57,321 --> 00:25:01,674 Yeah. She was. 405 00:25:03,545 --> 00:25:07,114 - Um... 406 00:25:07,157 --> 00:25:11,684 That'’s the Sydney Harbor Bridge and a skyscraper I'’ve been designing. 407 00:25:11,727 --> 00:25:14,600 Kind of hard to tell, I'’m a crappy artist. 408 00:25:14,643 --> 00:25:17,341 - I could help, if you want. 409 00:25:17,385 --> 00:25:20,954 Uh, you'’re pretty talented, based on those sketches I saw. 410 00:25:20,997 --> 00:25:23,347 You should see my paintings sometime. 411 00:25:23,391 --> 00:25:26,350 Uh, actually, you don'’t have to. It'’s a bad idea... 412 00:25:26,394 --> 00:25:29,745 No, that'’d be really cool. 413 00:25:29,789 --> 00:25:33,575 OK. You ready to go change a spark plug? 414 00:25:33,619 --> 00:25:38,058 [rhythm and blues plays on radio] 415 00:25:40,930 --> 00:25:44,586 My gosh, is that a friend? 416 00:25:44,630 --> 00:25:46,283 Maybe you were right. 417 00:25:46,327 --> 00:25:48,938 Girls aren'’t so bad after all. 418 00:25:50,636 --> 00:25:52,812 Hello, Mr. Winkle! 419 00:25:52,855 --> 00:25:57,512 Are those illegal parts? I'’ll bet you're running a chop shop over there. 420 00:25:57,556 --> 00:26:01,560 Well, I'’ve installed security cameras, and I'’ll be watching you. 421 00:26:01,603 --> 00:26:06,042 - Goodbye, Mr. Winkle. 422 00:26:19,839 --> 00:26:24,060 Jo Mitchell, you have no idea how scary I can be. 423 00:26:35,376 --> 00:26:38,335 Hey, Abby! How are you? 424 00:26:38,379 --> 00:26:41,164 - Ah! 425 00:26:41,208 --> 00:26:43,993 - I can'’t get up! 426 00:26:44,037 --> 00:26:46,909 I don'’t know. Pull me as hard as you can. 427 00:26:46,953 --> 00:26:48,345 OK. 428 00:26:53,742 --> 00:26:56,658 - Uh, help me up. 429 00:26:56,702 --> 00:26:58,268 OK. 430 00:27:00,053 --> 00:27:03,578 Seriously? Who would ever think of something so childish, 431 00:27:03,622 --> 00:27:07,277 yet brilliant, except a bunch of mean girls? 432 00:27:08,888 --> 00:27:10,977 Hey, Mandi. Hi. 433 00:27:14,154 --> 00:27:18,288 I would'’ve strangled her right there... 434 00:27:18,332 --> 00:27:19,638 Meet me in the bathroom. 435 00:27:19,681 --> 00:27:22,031 Bring any spare clothes that you have. 436 00:27:22,075 --> 00:27:24,773 ...if I could get off the Vespa. 437 00:27:26,557 --> 00:27:30,039 Wow. Bad-ass! 438 00:27:30,083 --> 00:27:32,694 - So cool. 439 00:27:32,738 --> 00:27:34,783 Coming through! 440 00:27:37,307 --> 00:27:38,918 Sorry! 441 00:27:39,875 --> 00:27:41,311 Are you OK? 442 00:27:42,312 --> 00:27:43,966 This is all my fault. 443 00:27:44,010 --> 00:27:45,359 You should'’ve never hung out with me. 444 00:27:45,402 --> 00:27:47,230 Mandi'’s gonna make your life a living hell. 445 00:27:47,274 --> 00:27:49,189 Abby, you can'’t live in fear. 446 00:27:49,232 --> 00:27:52,888 - Did you find me something to wear? - Just my art smock. 447 00:27:52,932 --> 00:27:56,065 That'’ll have to do. Thanks. 448 00:27:57,371 --> 00:28:01,201 - I think I got it. 449 00:28:02,811 --> 00:28:04,987 - Great. 450 00:28:08,774 --> 00:28:10,514 - Hey, nice look. - It'’s not funny. 451 00:28:10,558 --> 00:28:14,823 - I'’m not joking, it's hot. - Thanks. 452 00:28:19,567 --> 00:28:22,831 No unauthorized videos of my students on the monitor. 453 00:28:22,875 --> 00:28:27,444 By the next day, I hoped everyone would have forgotten about my wardrobe malfunction, 454 00:28:27,488 --> 00:28:29,925 but it wasn'’t what I was expecting. 455 00:28:29,969 --> 00:28:35,017 Apparently, holding your head high after a Mandi vendetta earned you points. 456 00:28:43,460 --> 00:28:48,596 - Oh, my gosh, this is so cool! - You started it. 457 00:28:48,639 --> 00:28:50,772 It was your smock. 458 00:28:54,428 --> 00:28:57,126 - It'’s cute. - It'’s pathetic. 459 00:28:57,170 --> 00:29:01,957 I could smear paint all over my Versace, but I have taste, style. 460 00:29:02,001 --> 00:29:04,264 They'’re just sheep. 461 00:29:04,307 --> 00:29:07,920 Chastity, make out with the student intern in the front office, get Jo'’s file. 462 00:29:07,963 --> 00:29:09,965 Hope, stalk her. 463 00:29:10,009 --> 00:29:13,186 I want to know everything. 464 00:29:24,545 --> 00:29:26,329 Wow, this is amazing. 465 00:29:26,373 --> 00:29:29,419 You shouldn'’t waste your talent on sketches for me. 466 00:29:29,463 --> 00:29:31,944 Oh, I don'’t mind. 467 00:29:31,987 --> 00:29:33,423 All right, what should we work on first? 468 00:29:33,467 --> 00:29:35,948 Um, well, I love building cars with my dad, 469 00:29:35,991 --> 00:29:40,517 but I wanna... I wanna design something more lasting and permanent. 470 00:29:40,561 --> 00:29:44,347 I.M. Pei, for instance, designs the most amazing buildings, 471 00:29:44,391 --> 00:29:47,263 - and Joseph Strauss... - Built the Golden Gate Bridge. 472 00:29:47,307 --> 00:29:51,093 Yeah, my family went there last summer. It'’s pretty awesome. 473 00:29:51,137 --> 00:29:55,619 - Well, then, why don'’t we start with San Francisco? - All right, cool. 474 00:29:55,663 --> 00:30:00,189 Oh, um, yeah, and if my dad asks, this is a school project. 475 00:30:00,233 --> 00:30:02,975 He thinks artists are, like, homeless hippies, so... 476 00:30:03,018 --> 00:30:05,847 - I don'’t wanna get you in trouble. - Oh, no, no, no! 477 00:30:05,891 --> 00:30:08,415 I need some more samples for my portfolio anyway. 478 00:30:08,458 --> 00:30:10,504 I'’m applying to NYU Design School. 479 00:30:10,547 --> 00:30:15,117 - Or, as I tell my dad, Columbia Pre-Med. 480 00:30:18,251 --> 00:30:22,516 These are... They'’re incredible. 481 00:30:22,559 --> 00:30:24,823 Thanks. 482 00:30:30,002 --> 00:30:32,221 Tyler, late. Sit. 483 00:30:32,265 --> 00:30:34,223 While I was breaking all my rules with Abby, 484 00:30:34,267 --> 00:30:37,009 I figured I could enjoy a few other things 485 00:30:37,052 --> 00:30:38,662 North Shore had to offer. 486 00:30:38,706 --> 00:30:43,015 He could walk in late any day he wanted. 487 00:30:44,930 --> 00:30:46,801 ♪ You'’re taking over my heart ♪ 488 00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:50,022 ♪ Taking over my head Making me rewind ♪ 489 00:30:50,065 --> 00:30:53,460 ♪ Everything that you said I can'’t concentrate ♪ 490 00:30:53,503 --> 00:30:58,595 ♪ My mind hesitates Everything that you do ♪ 491 00:30:58,639 --> 00:31:01,816 ♪ I stop on a dime When you come around ♪ 492 00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:07,082 ♪ It'’s always the same Don'’t you know you're my favorite distraction? ♪ 493 00:31:08,779 --> 00:31:09,911 - Hey. 494 00:31:09,955 --> 00:31:12,044 Oh. Hi. 495 00:31:12,087 --> 00:31:14,742 OK, everybody, big day today. 496 00:31:14,785 --> 00:31:19,486 A&M beat Arkansas in overtime on Saturday. Yes! 497 00:31:19,529 --> 00:31:23,925 Oh, and today, we commence the great egg-drop project. 498 00:31:23,969 --> 00:31:27,537 Young lady, that is where we drop a boiled egg in a parachute without it breaking. 499 00:31:27,581 --> 00:31:30,584 You'’ll be judged on style and structure. 500 00:31:30,627 --> 00:31:33,892 And if you'’d just like to opt out and bring in deviled eggs for the class... 501 00:31:33,935 --> 00:31:36,285 Tempting, but doesn'’t the top student have the option 502 00:31:36,329 --> 00:31:39,375 to submit for the Thompson-Bird Architecture scholarship? 503 00:31:39,419 --> 00:31:43,727 Yes, not that any of you slackers care. 504 00:31:43,771 --> 00:31:48,558 Eligibility for the scholarship requires a 4.5 GPA, 505 00:31:48,602 --> 00:31:52,301 at least a 2300 on your SATs, math and verbal, 506 00:31:52,345 --> 00:31:54,303 top scores on all class projects 507 00:31:54,347 --> 00:31:59,569 and a glowing letter of recommendation from me. 508 00:31:59,613 --> 00:32:03,486 - And as you know, I don'’t glow often. 509 00:32:06,576 --> 00:32:09,101 Let me guess, we'’re gonna have to win. 510 00:32:09,144 --> 00:32:10,885 Pretty much. 511 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:14,845 Well, then maybe we should get in some extra study time. 512 00:32:14,889 --> 00:32:17,022 Go to a movie or something? 513 00:32:17,065 --> 00:32:20,286 - Sounds good. 514 00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:30,078 - Hey! 515 00:32:30,122 --> 00:32:32,254 Tyler just asked me out. 516 00:32:32,298 --> 00:32:34,778 It was amazing, having a friend to confide in. 517 00:32:34,822 --> 00:32:37,346 Jo, you can'’t. It'’d be a big mistake. 518 00:32:37,390 --> 00:32:39,000 Or not. - You don'’t know who he... 519 00:32:39,044 --> 00:32:42,569 He'’s my shop partner, and I'’ve seen him without a shirt. 520 00:32:42,612 --> 00:32:44,875 Good enough for me. 521 00:32:46,312 --> 00:32:48,053 ♪ Can'’t stay this way forever ♪ 522 00:32:52,144 --> 00:32:54,842 ♪ Let'’s stay this way forever ♪ 523 00:32:54,885 --> 00:32:57,018 Oh, my God! Tyler is a total traitor. 524 00:32:57,062 --> 00:33:00,021 - She'’s so crossed the line. 525 00:33:00,065 --> 00:33:03,807 That bitch, Jo. God, Nick, keep up. 526 00:33:03,851 --> 00:33:05,635 And give me your car keys. 527 00:33:09,074 --> 00:33:10,510 Don'’t. 528 00:33:11,859 --> 00:33:14,818 - Nowhere. Out with a friend. 529 00:33:14,862 --> 00:33:18,474 Your friend'’s got a nice car. And your friend is also a guy. 530 00:33:18,518 --> 00:33:20,563 Goodbye, Dad. I'’ll be home by ten. 531 00:33:20,607 --> 00:33:23,479 - Nice wheels. 532 00:33:23,523 --> 00:33:25,351 Nick insisted I borrow his car. 533 00:33:25,394 --> 00:33:28,006 I figured you take cars pretty seriously, so I took him up on it. 534 00:33:28,049 --> 00:33:30,443 Does that mean I get to drive? 535 00:33:30,486 --> 00:33:32,097 Yes. 536 00:33:33,054 --> 00:33:35,578 - Oh, thank you. - After you. 537 00:33:35,622 --> 00:33:38,016 Thank you very much. 538 00:33:43,717 --> 00:33:46,546 ♪ Doctor, won'’t you help me please? ♪ 539 00:33:46,589 --> 00:33:49,636 ♪ Don'’t know where to go I'’m down on my knees ♪ 540 00:33:49,679 --> 00:33:52,769 ♪ I need you 541 00:33:52,813 --> 00:33:56,164 - ♪ I need you - ♪ My mother said pick the very best one ♪ 542 00:33:56,208 --> 00:33:59,689 ♪ The very best one is Y-O-U ♪ 543 00:33:59,733 --> 00:34:03,171 I gotta admit, Jo, you did pretty good. 544 00:34:03,215 --> 00:34:05,434 No screaming on the roller coaster, 545 00:34:05,478 --> 00:34:07,262 a solid stomach on the Gravitron. 546 00:34:07,306 --> 00:34:09,525 And kicking your ass at bumper cars. 547 00:34:09,569 --> 00:34:12,137 I like a guy who can take the heat. 548 00:34:12,180 --> 00:34:14,052 Oh, really? 549 00:34:14,095 --> 00:34:16,706 How many guys are you looking at? 550 00:34:18,143 --> 00:34:19,883 Come on, Jo. 551 00:34:19,927 --> 00:34:22,060 Four schools in three years? 552 00:34:22,103 --> 00:34:25,628 How many A dozen? 553 00:34:25,672 --> 00:34:27,543 None. 554 00:34:27,587 --> 00:34:30,894 But I'’m sort of breaking all my rules this year. 555 00:34:30,938 --> 00:34:33,114 You'’ve never had a boyfriend? 556 00:34:33,158 --> 00:34:36,378 Shut up! So I never played Spin the Bottle, 557 00:34:36,422 --> 00:34:40,121 I never suffered through Seven Minutes in Heaven. 558 00:34:40,165 --> 00:34:42,384 Never... 559 00:34:42,428 --> 00:34:44,386 ...kissed anyone? 560 00:34:44,430 --> 00:34:46,649 ♪ So I fell into your hands 561 00:34:46,693 --> 00:34:48,347 ♪ I don'’t know where we'’ll land ♪ 562 00:34:48,390 --> 00:34:50,218 ♪ I'’m just going with the flow ♪ 563 00:34:50,262 --> 00:34:53,221 ♪ Giving me love, love, love 564 00:34:53,265 --> 00:34:56,006 ♪ Ah, ah 565 00:34:56,050 --> 00:34:58,183 ♪ Giving me love, love, love 566 00:34:58,226 --> 00:35:02,361 ♪ Ah, ah More than I ever need ♪ 567 00:35:02,404 --> 00:35:05,320 ♪ Your love ♪ 568 00:35:05,364 --> 00:35:08,497 ...beginning of the blood drive this month, so sign up now. 569 00:35:08,541 --> 00:35:10,760 That'’s it from me, I'’m your principal. 570 00:35:10,804 --> 00:35:12,849 You know me. I'’ll see you in the hallways. 571 00:35:12,893 --> 00:35:15,548 Remember, stay left, or right... 572 00:35:15,591 --> 00:35:18,072 - Perfect, you had nothing to worry about. 573 00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:20,727 Hello, North Shore, 574 00:35:20,770 --> 00:35:22,598 Last night, our new girl Jo Mitchell 575 00:35:22,642 --> 00:35:24,948 had a first date, and more. 576 00:35:24,992 --> 00:35:28,996 Come on, Jo. How many? Six boyfriends 577 00:35:29,039 --> 00:35:33,000 None. But I'’m sort of breaking all my rules this year. 578 00:35:33,043 --> 00:35:36,046 Oh, God. This isn'’t happening. 579 00:35:36,090 --> 00:35:38,527 You'’ve never had a boyfriend? Shut up! 580 00:35:38,571 --> 00:35:41,182 So I never played Spin the Bottle, 581 00:35:41,226 --> 00:35:45,273 I never suffered through Seven Minutes in Heaven, I... 582 00:35:45,317 --> 00:35:46,970 Never... kissed anyone? 583 00:35:47,014 --> 00:35:50,844 That'’s right, Jo Mitchell is a virgin! 584 00:35:56,110 --> 00:35:59,679 Ah, young love. Isn'’t it pathetic? 585 00:36:15,085 --> 00:36:19,438 Jo, I'’m so sorry. It'’s gonna be OK, I promise. 586 00:36:28,055 --> 00:36:30,405 Emergency slumber party? 587 00:36:30,449 --> 00:36:33,539 Thanks, Abby. 588 00:36:34,540 --> 00:36:36,324 You'’re the best. I'm... 589 00:36:36,368 --> 00:36:38,370 I'’m sorry I didn't listen. 590 00:36:38,413 --> 00:36:41,199 And Abby was the best. 591 00:36:41,242 --> 00:36:43,375 Which only made me feel worse. 592 00:36:43,418 --> 00:36:44,941 I was totally lying to her, 593 00:36:44,985 --> 00:36:48,293 the one person who kept having my back. 594 00:36:48,336 --> 00:36:50,164 Maybe I deserved Mandi'’s torture. 595 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:52,688 Jo, I'’m sorry, I didn't... 596 00:36:52,732 --> 00:36:54,473 How could you set me up like that? 597 00:36:54,516 --> 00:36:59,086 I hope you and Mandi are very happy together. 598 00:36:59,129 --> 00:37:01,262 I can'’t believe him! 599 00:37:04,352 --> 00:37:06,833 Jo, how are you holding up? 600 00:37:06,876 --> 00:37:10,315 Elliot wanted to do a story on virgins in high school, 601 00:37:10,358 --> 00:37:12,447 but I totally nixed it. 602 00:37:12,491 --> 00:37:14,928 - Yeah. 603 00:37:14,971 --> 00:37:19,585 Guys. Last year, all three of us fell for this jerk of a senior. 604 00:37:19,628 --> 00:37:21,717 We put out, and he dumped us the next day. 605 00:37:21,761 --> 00:37:24,633 We should have waited, like you, for the right guy. 606 00:37:24,677 --> 00:37:27,070 - Yeah, no kidding. Yeah. 607 00:37:27,114 --> 00:37:29,029 Tyler wasn'’t exactly the right guy. 608 00:37:29,072 --> 00:37:31,031 He was just another one of Mandi'’s puppets. 609 00:37:31,074 --> 00:37:33,729 Yeah, well, we just wanted to tell you we think you'’re awesome. 610 00:37:33,773 --> 00:37:35,775 - Yeah, definitely. - See you around. 611 00:37:35,818 --> 00:37:37,646 Thanks! 612 00:37:37,690 --> 00:37:39,605 Why does he even put up with her? 613 00:37:39,648 --> 00:37:41,737 Why wouldn'’t he? You can't choose your siblings. 614 00:37:43,696 --> 00:37:46,960 Siblings? - I thought he told you. 615 00:37:47,003 --> 00:37:49,832 - Tyler is Mandi'’s stepbrother. - I'’m such an idiot! 616 00:37:49,876 --> 00:37:54,315 - I thought they were just hooking up. - Oh, gross! 617 00:37:54,359 --> 00:37:57,536 But now you see why it was so easy for Mandi to bug your date. 618 00:37:57,579 --> 00:38:01,409 No way, not Tyler. It had to have been someone else. 619 00:38:01,453 --> 00:38:03,368 Oh, my God. We were in Nick'’s car. 620 00:38:03,411 --> 00:38:05,587 - Come on, man. 621 00:38:05,631 --> 00:38:08,111 - I thought it was fun... - Don'’t you turn your back on me, Nick! 622 00:38:08,155 --> 00:38:10,505 What are you gonna do, Tyler? You'’re gonna hit your best friend? 623 00:38:10,549 --> 00:38:13,291 Break it up! That'’s enough! Can'’t you take a joke? 624 00:38:13,334 --> 00:38:15,728 I'’m gonna mess you up! You don'’t scare me! 625 00:38:15,771 --> 00:38:17,295 - You don'’t scare me. 626 00:38:17,338 --> 00:38:19,471 Punch me! Bring it on! 627 00:38:19,514 --> 00:38:20,950 Well, that was fun. 628 00:38:20,994 --> 00:38:22,778 Hope, what else do we have on the Virgin Queen? 629 00:38:22,822 --> 00:38:27,217 Well, a 4.5 GPA, high SATs, three AP classes and... 630 00:38:27,261 --> 00:38:29,872 Oh, she'’s applying for architecture scholarships. 631 00:38:29,916 --> 00:38:33,354 Her dream, Carnegie Mellon University. 632 00:38:33,398 --> 00:38:37,140 - Hm. - OK, so one more time. 633 00:38:37,184 --> 00:38:41,928 She'’s never made out with anyone... ever? 634 00:38:41,971 --> 00:38:44,322 Or this week? 635 00:38:46,149 --> 00:38:48,195 Hey, not so fast. 636 00:38:48,238 --> 00:38:50,980 Uh, today'’s your lucky day. We got a sale going on. 637 00:38:51,024 --> 00:38:54,549 - Twenty percent off all grade changes. - Look, just leave me alone. 638 00:38:54,593 --> 00:38:57,378 Look, I'’m just trying to say I'’m sorry, OK? 639 00:38:57,422 --> 00:38:59,249 I was clouded by lust. 640 00:38:59,293 --> 00:39:04,385 And if it helps, I got kicked off the Web team for abuse of power. 641 00:39:04,429 --> 00:39:06,344 You'’re still a jerk. 642 00:39:06,387 --> 00:39:09,434 At least your shirt'’s funny. 643 00:39:16,963 --> 00:39:21,489 Nice fight in the cafeteria. I could smell the testosterone. 644 00:39:21,533 --> 00:39:23,361 Does this mean I'’m forgiven? 645 00:39:23,404 --> 00:39:26,842 Well, it'’s not your fault that your dad married Mandi'’s mom. 646 00:39:26,886 --> 00:39:30,759 But next time, warn me that you live with Mandi 647 00:39:30,803 --> 00:39:33,371 in a totally platonic way. 648 00:39:33,414 --> 00:39:36,417 Wait, you thought...? 649 00:39:36,461 --> 00:39:38,114 Dude, gross! 650 00:39:38,158 --> 00:39:41,074 But despite Quinn and Abby'’s urging, 651 00:39:41,117 --> 00:39:43,424 I refused to stoop to Mandi'’s level. 652 00:39:43,468 --> 00:39:49,038 Besides, I was having so much fun with my new friends, I almost didn'’t care. 653 00:39:49,082 --> 00:39:50,866 You coming? 654 00:39:52,651 --> 00:39:55,958 Who are those girls? Do they even go to our school? 655 00:39:56,002 --> 00:39:57,786 I was just looking at the Homecoming Web site, 656 00:39:57,830 --> 00:39:59,875 and everybody'’s talking about the hot, new couple. 657 00:39:59,919 --> 00:40:03,444 Nick and I are the hottest couple in school. 658 00:40:03,488 --> 00:40:05,664 Not anymore. 659 00:40:17,023 --> 00:40:19,982 So this was it, the first challenge. 660 00:40:20,026 --> 00:40:22,289 Success was worth 100 points, 661 00:40:22,332 --> 00:40:26,859 and I needed every point I could get to qualify for the scholarship. 662 00:40:28,861 --> 00:40:33,474 Boiled egg in the structure. No breaks, no bruises. 663 00:40:33,518 --> 00:40:36,477 - Ready. 664 00:40:36,521 --> 00:40:39,088 And... drop! 665 00:40:43,484 --> 00:40:46,052 OK, who switched the eggs? 666 00:40:46,095 --> 00:40:48,794 Who 667 00:40:52,537 --> 00:40:56,758 Oh, well. Who'’s next? 668 00:40:56,802 --> 00:41:00,762 Mandi had found a new part of my life to destroy: 669 00:41:00,806 --> 00:41:04,244 my chance at the Thomson-Bird scholarship. 670 00:41:04,287 --> 00:41:07,465 Our next experiment didn'’t go much better. 671 00:41:07,508 --> 00:41:09,989 - Yeah. 672 00:41:12,557 --> 00:41:14,341 Hope called her doctor on speed dial 673 00:41:14,384 --> 00:41:18,563 and switched our CO2 for laughing gas. 674 00:41:25,570 --> 00:41:27,702 Whoa! 675 00:41:36,842 --> 00:41:39,366 Hey, guys, I'’m here. 676 00:41:39,409 --> 00:41:41,673 Seriously, Chastity? 677 00:41:41,716 --> 00:41:44,502 I said "incognito", not "like a flamingo"! 678 00:41:44,545 --> 00:41:47,156 - Oh. - Go. 679 00:41:51,857 --> 00:41:55,425 Ew! Ew! Ew! There'’s poo on my Jimmy Choo! 680 00:41:55,469 --> 00:41:57,427 Shake it off, shake it off. 681 00:41:57,471 --> 00:41:59,647 Go, slow. 682 00:42:00,605 --> 00:42:01,997 Faster! 683 00:42:06,480 --> 00:42:08,351 Uh, I can'’t go any further. 684 00:42:08,395 --> 00:42:10,919 What is the matter with you? 685 00:42:20,450 --> 00:42:23,018 Funnel. 686 00:42:23,062 --> 00:42:24,585 The funnel! 687 00:42:24,629 --> 00:42:26,935 - Oh, there you go. 688 00:42:26,979 --> 00:42:30,722 - Oh! - Hope, a fanny pack, never OK. 689 00:42:46,476 --> 00:42:48,304 Coffee? 690 00:43:01,927 --> 00:43:03,145 Perfect. 691 00:43:19,684 --> 00:43:26,081 - It'’s ruined. 692 00:43:26,125 --> 00:43:29,607 - The whole motor is gummed up. What happened? 693 00:43:29,650 --> 00:43:32,914 - It was running perfectly yesterday. - I don'’t know. 694 00:43:32,958 --> 00:43:36,701 I don'’t know, maybe it'’s the fuel, a faulty part. 695 00:43:36,744 --> 00:43:40,922 It doesn'’t matter because Jimmy and the boys are expecting a trial run tomorrow. 696 00:43:42,010 --> 00:43:43,664 Dad... 697 00:43:44,534 --> 00:43:46,188 We can figure something out. 698 00:43:46,232 --> 00:43:49,670 There'’s not enough time, and there'’s not enough money. 699 00:43:51,063 --> 00:43:55,676 Maybe I can call in a favor, uh, beg for an extension, 700 00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:58,374 tell '’em it was some kind of fluke accident, I don'’t know. 701 00:44:19,308 --> 00:44:22,834 But this was definitely no accident. 702 00:44:22,877 --> 00:44:25,575 Mandi had gone too far. 703 00:44:25,619 --> 00:44:27,447 Mess with me, fine. 704 00:44:27,490 --> 00:44:29,884 Mess with my family... 705 00:44:29,928 --> 00:44:32,278 ...you'’re dead. 706 00:44:32,321 --> 00:44:36,761 It was as if all my girl hormones had kicked into overdrive, 707 00:44:36,804 --> 00:44:39,720 and I was out for blood. 708 00:44:39,764 --> 00:44:41,330 The Plastics were going down, 709 00:44:41,374 --> 00:44:44,986 and I didn'’t care what rules I had to break... 710 00:44:45,030 --> 00:44:47,119 ...to make her pay. 711 00:44:51,036 --> 00:44:54,126 - Mandi happened. 712 00:44:56,389 --> 00:44:57,912 Is that all you got? 713 00:44:57,956 --> 00:45:02,395 Going after my dad, you spoiled, narcissistic bitch! 714 00:45:02,438 --> 00:45:06,355 That'’s his job, not some play-toy for you! 715 00:45:06,399 --> 00:45:08,401 - But it was so much fun. 716 00:45:08,444 --> 00:45:12,927 The way I figure it, no job, no income, no house, no JoJo. 717 00:45:12,971 --> 00:45:16,714 - I don'’t run away that easy. 718 00:45:16,757 --> 00:45:19,499 Get over yourself, man-hands. 719 00:45:19,542 --> 00:45:21,544 You'’re just a passing phase. 720 00:45:21,588 --> 00:45:23,198 I'’m here for the long run. 721 00:45:27,986 --> 00:45:32,077 Oh, yeah? Are you sure about that? 722 00:45:40,389 --> 00:45:43,741 Ooh! Coffee? 723 00:45:51,531 --> 00:45:55,665 Abby, you don'’t need to do this with me. 724 00:45:55,709 --> 00:46:00,148 Of course I do. It'’s what best friends are for. 725 00:46:05,284 --> 00:46:08,243 There'’s something I need to tell you. 726 00:46:09,636 --> 00:46:13,161 This was it, the moment to tell Abby 727 00:46:13,205 --> 00:46:17,557 I'’d made a deal with her father that I totally regretted, 728 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:20,429 and beg for forgiveness. 729 00:46:20,473 --> 00:46:22,257 But looking at her, 730 00:46:22,301 --> 00:46:25,086 the idea of losing my first best friend in a long time, 731 00:46:25,130 --> 00:46:26,261 I couldn'’t do it. 732 00:46:26,305 --> 00:46:30,091 So, what do you need to tell me? 733 00:46:32,137 --> 00:46:36,097 I, um... 734 00:46:36,141 --> 00:46:40,928 You should know, my last BFF relationship 735 00:46:40,972 --> 00:46:42,887 crashed and burned. 736 00:46:42,930 --> 00:46:46,151 She became snobby and judgmental 737 00:46:46,194 --> 00:46:49,371 and used guys as pawns of warfare, 738 00:46:49,415 --> 00:46:51,896 which is saying a lot, considering it was fourth grade. 739 00:46:51,939 --> 00:46:56,335 Geez! Sounds like a mini-Mandi. 740 00:46:56,378 --> 00:46:58,946 - But don'’t worry, we'’re nothing like that. 741 00:46:58,990 --> 00:47:02,080 Success! OK. 742 00:47:02,123 --> 00:47:05,779 I grabbed all the archived papers with the Plastics, 743 00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:08,826 which was pretty much every issue. 744 00:47:08,869 --> 00:47:12,481 - If there'’s dirt, we'’ll find it. 745 00:47:12,525 --> 00:47:17,573 Mandi'’s Annual Birthday Bash. Everybody wants to be invited. 746 00:47:17,617 --> 00:47:21,926 But, of course, they aren'’t. Mandi never allows anybody to throw a party when she does. 747 00:47:21,969 --> 00:47:25,016 Is that so? 748 00:47:31,892 --> 00:47:33,633 I am so excited. 749 00:47:33,676 --> 00:47:36,549 Tonight is gonna be the perfect night. 750 00:47:36,592 --> 00:47:40,466 It should be. It'’s costing my dad enough. 751 00:47:40,509 --> 00:47:42,598 Our dad, Tyler. 752 00:47:42,642 --> 00:47:45,036 You know, most people would die to be my brother. 753 00:47:45,079 --> 00:47:48,909 That'’s only because they don't know what you'’re really like. 754 00:47:48,953 --> 00:47:52,043 You mean perfect, awesome and popular? 755 00:47:52,086 --> 00:47:56,699 More like conceited, vain and vindictive. 756 00:47:56,743 --> 00:47:59,398 You'’re only happy when making others miserable. 757 00:47:59,441 --> 00:48:01,313 But high school will end, Mandi. 758 00:48:01,356 --> 00:48:03,968 And then what will you have left? 759 00:48:12,541 --> 00:48:15,631 This is a bad idea. Nobody'’s gonna show up. 760 00:48:15,675 --> 00:48:18,939 Of course they will. Who wants to go to some expensive party 761 00:48:18,983 --> 00:48:21,072 with cocktail dresses and raw fish, 762 00:48:21,115 --> 00:48:23,901 where Mandi talks about how awesome she is? 763 00:48:23,944 --> 00:48:26,338 People who think Mandi'’s awesome. 764 00:48:26,381 --> 00:48:28,427 No one actually thinks that. 765 00:48:28,470 --> 00:48:31,865 Trust me, it'’s just years of social brainwashing. 766 00:48:31,909 --> 00:48:33,954 - Ooh! 767 00:48:33,998 --> 00:48:37,088 Wait, why aren'’t you guys ready 768 00:48:37,131 --> 00:48:41,962 - People will arrive any minute! - We are ready. 769 00:48:42,006 --> 00:48:43,964 No! No! 770 00:48:44,008 --> 00:48:45,661 - Abby, no! Honey! Mom... 771 00:48:45,705 --> 00:48:48,229 I bought you all those party clothes for a reason. 772 00:48:48,273 --> 00:48:51,667 Now you don'’t have an excuse, because you'’re actually the host. 773 00:48:51,711 --> 00:48:54,105 Huh? Come on. Come on, come on! Come on, let'’s go. 774 00:48:54,148 --> 00:48:56,324 - Come on, sugar, let'’s go! 775 00:48:56,368 --> 00:49:01,155 Come on! My little girl is throwing a party! 776 00:49:04,289 --> 00:49:06,334 - Mom, stop. 777 00:49:06,378 --> 00:49:09,772 Now, Jo, you know you'’re not gonna have this little body forever. 778 00:49:09,816 --> 00:49:13,037 - Mom! - I'’m just saying she oughta show it off. 779 00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:15,953 - Mom, just stop! - In something like this. 780 00:49:15,996 --> 00:49:18,781 - Ugh! Ilene Hanover! - Definitely. 781 00:49:18,825 --> 00:49:21,436 I knew it! 782 00:49:29,314 --> 00:49:31,620 - I don'’t have one. 783 00:49:31,664 --> 00:49:34,014 Oh, no, I'’m sorry, it'’s invite only. 784 00:49:37,670 --> 00:49:39,237 Okay. 785 00:49:44,198 --> 00:49:48,811 Thank you, thank you all so much for coming to my birth... 786 00:49:52,206 --> 00:49:55,340 Where... Where is everyone? 787 00:50:01,433 --> 00:50:03,870 ♪ Spend it up so big 788 00:50:03,913 --> 00:50:06,829 ♪ So the whole world knows my love for you ♪ 789 00:50:06,873 --> 00:50:09,789 ♪ So big My heart is so big ♪ 790 00:50:09,832 --> 00:50:13,053 ♪ My love is so big For you ♪ 791 00:50:13,097 --> 00:50:14,924 ♪ For you, for you 792 00:50:14,968 --> 00:50:17,666 Wow! I can'’t believe this! 793 00:50:17,710 --> 00:50:22,062 I can'’t believe this is my house, my party! 794 00:50:22,106 --> 00:50:24,456 Believe it. 795 00:50:24,499 --> 00:50:29,417 - You both look amazing. - Thanks, you'’re not so bad yourself. 796 00:50:29,461 --> 00:50:33,334 This party rocks! Only where'’s the food? 797 00:50:33,378 --> 00:50:38,426 Oh, I heard Mandi'’s serving nigiri sushi. 798 00:50:38,470 --> 00:50:42,039 - That'’s sushi. - Pizza'’s coming. 799 00:50:42,082 --> 00:50:45,172 Pizza. 800 00:50:45,216 --> 00:50:48,175 This is a disaster of epic proportions! 801 00:50:48,219 --> 00:50:50,699 I mean, don'’t panic, Mandi. 802 00:50:50,743 --> 00:50:54,181 Maybe they just got the wrong address. 803 00:50:54,225 --> 00:50:59,186 Or... what if Jo and Abby 804 00:50:59,230 --> 00:51:02,320 are throwing a party tonight? 805 00:51:04,409 --> 00:51:07,455 Stating the obvious much, moron? 806 00:51:16,029 --> 00:51:18,466 He'’s inside! 807 00:51:18,510 --> 00:51:22,688 ♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh 808 00:51:22,731 --> 00:51:25,865 ♪ Ooh-ooh 809 00:51:25,908 --> 00:51:28,911 ♪ Now I wanna do it up so big ♪ 810 00:51:37,485 --> 00:51:41,489 Hope, do you still have that vile medicine from your doctor? 811 00:51:41,533 --> 00:51:45,537 You mean the ipecac? Of course. 812 00:51:49,976 --> 00:51:54,067 ♪ Before she got your boy doing crazy things ♪ 813 00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:58,550 ♪ That I never thought I'’d ever do ♪ 814 00:51:58,593 --> 00:52:02,554 Elliot hasn'’t stopped staring at you all night. 815 00:52:02,597 --> 00:52:05,470 Really? But he'’s Elliot. 816 00:52:11,911 --> 00:52:13,652 Thanks. 817 00:52:13,695 --> 00:52:16,437 Oh, thank God, I'’m starving. 818 00:52:16,481 --> 00:52:19,136 Do these smell funny? 819 00:52:19,179 --> 00:52:23,401 Maybe the delivery guy mixed up our order. 820 00:52:23,444 --> 00:52:28,188 - Here you go. Thanks. - No problem. Glad to help. 821 00:52:28,232 --> 00:52:30,451 - Wait! Don'’t eat that. Why? 822 00:52:30,495 --> 00:52:33,802 Because I'’m not the only one who paid the pizza guy. 823 00:52:37,371 --> 00:52:39,547 OK, it'’s done. 824 00:52:39,591 --> 00:52:42,811 Their party'’s about to get extremely unsanitary. 825 00:52:47,599 --> 00:52:50,341 - Oh, nothing, honey bear. 826 00:52:50,384 --> 00:52:52,038 We just have a party to attend. 827 00:52:52,081 --> 00:52:55,215 Oh, and I wouldn'’t wear nice shoes if I were you. 828 00:52:55,259 --> 00:52:56,825 Perhaps galoshes. 829 00:53:06,618 --> 00:53:11,710 - Happy not your birthday! 830 00:53:11,753 --> 00:53:13,451 Joke. 831 00:53:17,542 --> 00:53:20,980 Wait, nobody'’s puking. 832 00:53:21,023 --> 00:53:23,112 Oh, thank God! 833 00:53:23,156 --> 00:53:25,245 I mean, damn it! 834 00:53:25,289 --> 00:53:28,248 Where'’s the pizza? 835 00:53:28,292 --> 00:53:30,598 What the hell happened? 836 00:53:30,642 --> 00:53:33,688 God, Nick, go do something! 837 00:53:35,951 --> 00:53:40,608 - Look at those two. - God, what does Tyler even see in her? 838 00:53:40,652 --> 00:53:44,221 Get over it already, Chastity. My brother is off-limits. 839 00:53:44,264 --> 00:53:46,005 Like what you say matters, Mandi. 840 00:53:46,048 --> 00:53:48,181 You can'’t even throw a birthday party. 841 00:53:48,225 --> 00:53:49,965 Shut up! 842 00:53:53,055 --> 00:53:55,623 I'’ll be right back. 843 00:53:55,667 --> 00:53:57,277 Man, the food'’s all gone. 844 00:53:57,321 --> 00:54:01,847 Oh, Nick, I saved you a piece of pizza. One second. 845 00:54:03,414 --> 00:54:05,111 Why is Mandi here? 846 00:54:05,154 --> 00:54:08,157 Well, I think she was hoping to gloat over a party disaster, 847 00:54:08,201 --> 00:54:11,900 which, if I can count on Nick, won'’t take long. 848 00:54:13,685 --> 00:54:16,514 - Bon appetit. - Thank you. 849 00:54:19,430 --> 00:54:21,736 Mandi, can I see your invitation? 850 00:54:21,780 --> 00:54:26,785 Because I'’m pretty sure I left "Vapid Bitch" off the list. 851 00:54:26,828 --> 00:54:29,396 You think you'’re so clever, but you'’re not. 852 00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:32,965 You'’re just using my brother to get back at me, and I'’m gonna make sure that he knows that. 853 00:54:33,008 --> 00:54:37,926 Not everything is about you, Mandi. Especially not my love life. 854 00:54:39,363 --> 00:54:41,756 At least I have one. 855 00:54:41,800 --> 00:54:43,541 Where'’s your boyfriend on your birthday? 856 00:54:43,584 --> 00:54:47,762 You wanna see a love life, little virgin? 857 00:54:47,806 --> 00:54:49,634 I'’ll show you. 858 00:55:10,872 --> 00:55:13,266 Oh, my God, did he just...? 859 00:55:13,310 --> 00:55:16,269 Oh! Oh God, move! Move! 860 00:55:16,313 --> 00:55:18,880 Yep. Sorry about your patio. 861 00:55:18,924 --> 00:55:21,143 Oh, totally worth it! 862 00:55:21,187 --> 00:55:23,711 ♪ Concerning nobody else, just you ♪ 863 00:55:23,755 --> 00:55:25,409 And we didn'’t just stop there. 864 00:55:25,452 --> 00:55:28,325 Abby, Quinn and I set out to disband the Plastics 865 00:55:28,368 --> 00:55:29,978 once and for all. 866 00:55:30,022 --> 00:55:32,329 We called ourselves the Anti-Plastics. 867 00:55:32,372 --> 00:55:37,551 Not very original, but it got the point across. 868 00:55:37,595 --> 00:55:39,814 Wow. 869 00:55:39,858 --> 00:55:41,512 Wow. 870 00:55:42,991 --> 00:55:44,602 Wow. 871 00:55:46,517 --> 00:55:51,173 - ♪ So here'’s my confession ♪ We gathered our forces. 872 00:55:51,217 --> 00:55:52,610 But as the Anti-Plastics grew, 873 00:55:52,653 --> 00:55:55,787 Mandi started recruiting for her side. 874 00:55:57,092 --> 00:55:59,312 ♪ It'’s time, it's time ♪ 875 00:55:59,356 --> 00:56:03,403 ♪ I want my name on the marquee ♪ 876 00:56:03,447 --> 00:56:06,841 ♪ I want you to want me 877 00:56:06,885 --> 00:56:10,541 It was time to break apart the founding members, 878 00:56:10,584 --> 00:56:11,977 starting with Chastity. 879 00:56:13,544 --> 00:56:15,328 So we simply tipped Principal Duvall. 880 00:56:15,372 --> 00:56:18,200 Oh! Oh, Principal Duvall! A note. 881 00:56:18,244 --> 00:56:20,551 Her weakness: a raging libido. 882 00:56:20,594 --> 00:56:25,207 OK, where'’s the back stairwell that'’s a herpes infection waiting to happen? 883 00:56:25,251 --> 00:56:27,384 - C-wing. - Thank you. 884 00:56:27,427 --> 00:56:29,037 ♪ Never let me go 885 00:56:29,081 --> 00:56:31,126 ♪ So I can feed your addiction in the stereo ♪ 886 00:56:31,170 --> 00:56:36,567 ♪ I could be just your type of high ♪ 887 00:56:36,610 --> 00:56:38,830 Elliot, let me borrow that. 888 00:56:38,873 --> 00:56:41,354 ♪ You'’re talkin' about the narcissist ♪ 889 00:56:41,398 --> 00:56:43,443 The camera! Get to class. 890 00:56:43,487 --> 00:56:47,534 For the love of all that'’s sanitary, get outta there, people! 891 00:56:47,578 --> 00:56:51,799 ♪ Let the music just take control ♪ 892 00:56:51,843 --> 00:56:53,584 ♪ So here'’s my confession ♪♪ 893 00:56:53,627 --> 00:56:55,586 You wait right here, young lady. 894 00:56:55,629 --> 00:56:59,807 You officially earned detention for a week. Unbelievable. 895 00:56:59,851 --> 00:57:03,463 No, no, no! In solitary confinement. Let'’s go, move it. 896 00:57:03,507 --> 00:57:04,899 - Principal Duvall. 897 00:57:04,943 --> 00:57:07,946 - The announcements! - Oh, yeah, let'’s go! 898 00:57:12,646 --> 00:57:15,040 - And action! - Good afternoon, everybody. 899 00:57:15,083 --> 00:57:18,826 We have a winner for the Homecoming Dance Charity. 900 00:57:18,870 --> 00:57:22,439 The winner is the Humane Society. 901 00:57:22,482 --> 00:57:25,964 So... Where did you come from? 902 00:57:26,007 --> 00:57:30,795 Get outta here! I'’m talking about the importance of neutering here, people! 903 00:57:35,539 --> 00:57:40,413 Rat out all of my make-out spots! You'’re the only one I told, Mandi. 904 00:57:40,457 --> 00:57:43,938 Now, who'’s gonna do my homework and tell me I'’m special? 905 00:57:48,377 --> 00:57:49,857 Sorry. Hey! 906 00:57:49,901 --> 00:57:52,077 For Hope, who'’d been a hypochondriac 907 00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:54,514 since contracting mono from a water fountain, 908 00:57:54,558 --> 00:57:57,865 we said goodbye to Mandi'’s "no bodily fluids" rule. 909 00:57:57,909 --> 00:58:01,565 - Ew! Oh, my God, oh, my God! 910 00:58:01,608 --> 00:58:05,830 - I'’m gonna contract E. coli. - Even worse, you have a zit. 911 00:58:06,657 --> 00:58:08,920 I knew ugliness was contagious! 912 00:58:08,963 --> 00:58:12,619 Hope booked an emergency healing massage and seaweed facial. 913 00:58:14,186 --> 00:58:16,057 ♪ Takes a flash to figure it out ♪ 914 00:58:16,101 --> 00:58:18,320 ♪ But in your memory you might find some holes ♪ 915 00:58:18,364 --> 00:58:22,150 ♪ Oh, like the last six hours That made you realize... ♪ 916 00:58:22,194 --> 00:58:25,502 Unfortunately, there was a mix-up at the spa, 917 00:58:25,545 --> 00:58:28,548 and Hope ended up resembling the Wicked Witch of the West. 918 00:58:28,592 --> 00:58:32,552 It still hadn'’t faded after an entire weekend. 919 00:58:34,815 --> 00:58:38,645 Mandi! What is wrong with you? 920 00:58:38,689 --> 00:58:41,648 You didn'’t pick me up. I had to ride my Schwinn. 921 00:58:41,692 --> 00:58:43,650 I don'’t pick up ogres. 922 00:58:43,694 --> 00:58:46,827 And green, definitely not your color. 923 00:58:46,871 --> 00:58:48,176 Wha...? 924 00:58:50,614 --> 00:58:52,224 Why hasn'’t it washed away? 925 00:58:52,267 --> 00:58:54,922 I added some long-lasting henna ink. 926 00:58:54,966 --> 00:58:56,924 Don'’t you think that'’s a bit much? 927 00:58:56,968 --> 00:59:00,362 Come on, she deserved it. 928 00:59:00,406 --> 00:59:02,930 ♪ Time to do the walk of shame ♪ 929 00:59:02,974 --> 00:59:05,063 ♪ Hide your face... ♪ 930 00:59:20,208 --> 00:59:22,210 Peace out! 931 00:59:25,736 --> 00:59:27,694 Nobody'’ll ever see that. 932 00:59:27,738 --> 00:59:29,957 With Chastity and Hope down, 933 00:59:30,001 --> 00:59:31,872 there was only one Plastic left. 934 00:59:31,916 --> 00:59:35,789 Cupcakes! Cupcakes! 935 00:59:35,833 --> 00:59:37,574 Red velvet, or perhaps devil'’s food cake? 936 00:59:37,617 --> 00:59:39,619 - Thank you! - Traitor! 937 00:59:39,663 --> 00:59:43,014 - You don'’t own me, Mandi. 938 00:59:43,057 --> 00:59:44,929 Oh! 939 00:59:44,972 --> 00:59:47,801 I don'’t like you right now! 940 00:59:47,845 --> 00:59:50,587 You totally lost my vote. 941 00:59:52,763 --> 00:59:54,939 Yummy frosting, though. 942 00:59:56,418 --> 00:59:57,855 Nice job, Quinn. 943 00:59:57,898 --> 01:00:00,292 You truly are an amazing investigative reporter. 944 01:00:00,335 --> 01:00:03,991 I'’ve been obsess... I mean, watching them for years. 945 01:00:04,035 --> 01:00:06,777 Just needed to dig a little deeper. 946 01:00:09,214 --> 01:00:11,042 Hi! 947 01:00:11,085 --> 01:00:12,826 Hey. 948 01:00:12,870 --> 01:00:16,482 - Hey! - Hey! 949 01:00:16,525 --> 01:00:17,918 - Hi. Hey! 950 01:00:17,962 --> 01:00:21,008 - Hello, girls. Hey! 951 01:00:21,052 --> 01:00:23,402 I already got my dress. - Hey. 952 01:00:23,445 --> 01:00:26,666 - Oh, hey, Abby. - OK, Jo, this year the music better not suck at the dance. 953 01:00:26,710 --> 01:00:28,842 - You have sway with the DJ, right? - Of course. 954 01:00:28,886 --> 01:00:31,584 - OK... 955 01:00:31,628 --> 01:00:33,934 - We could get that guy who... - You know, if she keeps 956 01:00:33,978 --> 01:00:37,024 inviting everybody to join our group, 957 01:00:37,068 --> 01:00:38,939 there won'’t be any room left. 958 01:00:38,983 --> 01:00:42,639 At least Mandi understood the importance of exclusivity. 959 01:00:42,682 --> 01:00:45,685 Someone has to be the proletariat. 960 01:00:45,729 --> 01:00:48,688 That'’s lower class. 961 01:00:54,912 --> 01:00:57,044 Hey, kid. Lend me a hand, huh? 962 01:00:57,088 --> 01:01:00,134 Jimmy gave me an extension on delivering the engine. 963 01:01:00,178 --> 01:01:01,570 Um, sorry, Dad. 964 01:01:01,614 --> 01:01:04,051 I'’ve got shopping with Quinn and a movie with Tyler, 965 01:01:04,095 --> 01:01:07,272 and I still have to make my campaign buttons. 966 01:01:07,315 --> 01:01:09,317 Busy, busy! 967 01:01:13,321 --> 01:01:15,062 Busy, busy. 968 01:01:16,847 --> 01:01:18,370 Hey, Jo. - Hi. 969 01:01:18,413 --> 01:01:19,893 - Hey! - Hi. 970 01:01:19,937 --> 01:01:21,808 - Hey. 971 01:01:21,852 --> 01:01:24,724 - Hi. 972 01:01:26,857 --> 01:01:28,336 I wonder how much sugar is in this. 973 01:01:28,380 --> 01:01:31,296 - You did not just ask that. 974 01:01:31,339 --> 01:01:34,778 Jo, you ate, like, two funnel cakes, a hot dog 975 01:01:34,821 --> 01:01:37,084 and a bag of kettle corn on our first date. 976 01:01:37,128 --> 01:01:41,088 And you didn'’t wear these crazy studded boots. 977 01:01:47,616 --> 01:01:49,793 Come on. You'’re kidding me, right? 978 01:01:49,836 --> 01:01:52,839 - Using me to make Chastity jealous? - Look, I was just... 979 01:01:52,883 --> 01:01:55,494 Starting to act a hell of a lot like Mandi, 980 01:01:55,537 --> 01:01:58,018 which is not the kind of girl I want to be dating. 981 01:01:58,062 --> 01:02:01,021 Hey, I am nothing like Mandi. 982 01:02:01,065 --> 01:02:05,547 Oh, really? Running for queen, humiliating people, 983 01:02:05,591 --> 01:02:09,116 using their secrets against them, dressing like you'’re on the cover of Rolling Stone, 984 01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:12,119 which, OK, it'’s kinda hot sometimes, but not the part 985 01:02:12,163 --> 01:02:15,862 where you suddenly care about what everyone else thinks. 986 01:02:16,776 --> 01:02:19,474 Jo... 987 01:02:19,518 --> 01:02:22,869 What happened to that girl I met in shop class? 988 01:02:42,541 --> 01:02:45,152 And when I got home, there it was, 989 01:02:45,196 --> 01:02:48,155 waiting for me: my future. 990 01:02:48,199 --> 01:02:50,418 How had I almost forgotten? 991 01:02:57,643 --> 01:02:59,776 The fat letter! 992 01:02:59,819 --> 01:03:03,431 - The best. 993 01:03:04,911 --> 01:03:07,174 Ah, Jo. Look, honey, 994 01:03:07,218 --> 01:03:10,699 I feel lousy about your tuition fund. 995 01:03:10,743 --> 01:03:13,354 But, honey, that doesn'’t mean that you shouldn'’t be excited. 996 01:03:13,398 --> 01:03:16,401 I mean, CMU, that'’s... that'’s big stuff! 997 01:03:16,444 --> 01:03:19,099 And if I can just get this engine finished, 998 01:03:19,143 --> 01:03:21,841 or... what about that architectural scholarship? 999 01:03:21,885 --> 01:03:23,277 The scholarship. 1000 01:03:23,321 --> 01:03:25,410 But somehow, all this campaigning 1001 01:03:25,453 --> 01:03:28,805 and preening and plotting had gotten in the way. 1002 01:03:28,848 --> 01:03:32,460 I didn'’t even know what my grade was in shop class anymore. 1003 01:03:33,810 --> 01:03:36,987 Oh, hey, I almost forgot. Um... 1004 01:03:37,030 --> 01:03:40,294 Abby'’s dad dropped this off for ya. 1005 01:03:40,338 --> 01:03:42,209 So does she know where she'’s goin' to college yet? 1006 01:03:42,253 --> 01:03:46,474 Um, Abby wants art school, but her dad'’s more of a pre-med guy. 1007 01:03:46,518 --> 01:03:50,870 Well, just make sure that she knows that to, um, to win the race... 1008 01:03:50,914 --> 01:03:53,090 You gotta be in the race. 1009 01:04:04,928 --> 01:04:07,495 But what if I wanted out? 1010 01:04:07,539 --> 01:04:09,236 What if I wanted to forfeit the race 1011 01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:12,022 because I didn'’t deserve to win? 1012 01:04:16,026 --> 01:04:17,854 Got something that'’s real revolutionary. 1013 01:04:17,897 --> 01:04:20,160 It'’s gonna revolutionize your gardening experience. 1014 01:04:20,204 --> 01:04:22,989 Hey, Mr. Hanover. 1015 01:04:23,033 --> 01:04:24,599 Abby'’s not home from the movie yet, is she? 1016 01:04:24,643 --> 01:04:27,472 No, thought you'’d be with 'em. 1017 01:04:27,515 --> 01:04:33,260 - But glad you'’re here. - Listen, Mr. Hanover, I... 1018 01:04:33,304 --> 01:04:37,656 - I brought back the money. 1019 01:04:37,699 --> 01:04:40,746 The money'’s for you, every damn penny. You'’ve earned it. 1020 01:04:40,789 --> 01:04:44,968 Hiring you to be her friend was the best money we'’ve ever spent. 1021 01:04:45,011 --> 01:04:49,059 Please, Mr. Hanover, I can'’t. 1022 01:04:50,582 --> 01:04:52,192 Jo, I'’m sending it right back to you. 1023 01:04:52,236 --> 01:04:54,716 I'’d give a bonus, if I gave them. 1024 01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:56,283 Which I don'’t. 1025 01:05:09,253 --> 01:05:13,257 Is it true? Did my dad pay you to be friends with me? 1026 01:05:14,432 --> 01:05:16,913 Quinn finally got her big story. 1027 01:05:16,956 --> 01:05:19,002 She quoted Mandi as a witness. 1028 01:05:19,045 --> 01:05:21,004 Why would Quinn do this? 1029 01:05:21,047 --> 01:05:24,007 How could you? 1030 01:05:24,050 --> 01:05:27,401 - I was gonna tell Abby everything. - Face it, Jo. 1031 01:05:27,445 --> 01:05:29,273 The Plastics are the originals, 1032 01:05:29,316 --> 01:05:32,058 and they don'’t have to pay anyone to be their friend. 1033 01:05:32,102 --> 01:05:34,931 No! You just sold out your friends for free! 1034 01:05:34,974 --> 01:05:36,671 Oh, what, like you sold me out? 1035 01:05:36,715 --> 01:05:39,022 God, I trusted you. 1036 01:05:39,065 --> 01:05:42,068 You know what? You go to hell, Jo Mitchell. 1037 01:05:42,112 --> 01:05:43,591 I wish I never even met you. 1038 01:06:26,156 --> 01:06:29,028 Just to see their faces. 1039 01:06:29,072 --> 01:06:32,292 You were so good, Mandi. I totally voted for you. 1040 01:06:32,336 --> 01:06:34,947 - It'’s too bad this didn'’t come out earlier. 1041 01:06:34,991 --> 01:06:38,385 Well, from what I hear, Jo is a shoo-in for Homecoming Queen. 1042 01:06:38,429 --> 01:06:40,474 It'’s too late for people to change their votes. 1043 01:06:40,518 --> 01:06:46,132 - That is, if she'’s eligible. - Eligibility is based on matriculation. 1044 01:06:46,176 --> 01:06:51,572 - So she'’d have to be expelled or something. - Oh. 1045 01:06:53,270 --> 01:06:55,533 Wouldn'’t that be a tragedy? 1046 01:07:11,418 --> 01:07:14,856 This is gonna be the best senior prank ever. 1047 01:07:14,900 --> 01:07:16,380 The best. 1048 01:07:18,382 --> 01:07:21,820 OK, so tell me again why we don'’t keep the money? 1049 01:07:21,863 --> 01:07:24,692 - That'’s a lot of money. - Then there'’s no dance, 1050 01:07:24,736 --> 01:07:27,565 and if there'’s no dance, I'’m not the queen. 1051 01:07:28,696 --> 01:07:31,177 I don'’t know. 1052 01:07:31,221 --> 01:07:34,050 Money can'’t do this. 1053 01:07:44,669 --> 01:07:47,628 As many of you know, we had a robbery last night. 1054 01:07:47,672 --> 01:07:52,024 Now, the evidence strongly suggests that the thief 1055 01:07:52,068 --> 01:07:56,463 was a student, because of his wanton disregard for school property. 1056 01:07:56,507 --> 01:08:00,076 This student, or students, clearly degenerates, 1057 01:08:00,119 --> 01:08:04,341 stole the money that was intended for helpless animals. 1058 01:08:04,384 --> 01:08:06,386 Now, unless the money is returned, 1059 01:08:06,430 --> 01:08:11,391 I have no choice but to cancel the Homecoming Dance. 1060 01:08:11,435 --> 01:08:15,091 - This is your principal, 1061 01:08:15,134 --> 01:08:16,788 signing off for today, 1062 01:08:16,831 --> 01:08:21,097 reminding you to stay left or right, not center. 1063 01:08:25,101 --> 01:08:31,237 Miss Mitchell, I received an anonymous tip today that you stole the money. 1064 01:08:31,281 --> 01:08:34,893 That'’s a lie. I would never do that. 1065 01:08:34,936 --> 01:08:36,242 Well, apparently you did. 1066 01:08:36,286 --> 01:08:39,506 We had a policeman go to your shed this afternoon. 1067 01:08:40,899 --> 01:08:43,597 And I'’m afraid we found the stolen money. 1068 01:08:43,641 --> 01:08:46,513 - I didn'’t steal it, I swear! 1069 01:08:46,557 --> 01:08:49,125 Somebody must'’ve put it there, and... 1070 01:08:49,168 --> 01:08:50,952 I would bet anything it was Mandi. 1071 01:08:50,996 --> 01:08:54,434 Well, now, Miss Weatherly may be the spawn of Satan, 1072 01:08:54,478 --> 01:08:55,870 but unless you have proof, 1073 01:08:55,914 --> 01:08:58,177 there'’s nothing I can do except expel you. 1074 01:08:58,221 --> 01:09:01,441 It officially couldn'’t get much worse. 1075 01:09:01,485 --> 01:09:05,315 I'’m also sorry to say that I'’m gonna have to report this to Carnegie Mellon, 1076 01:09:05,358 --> 01:09:07,795 and they very well may rescind your admission. 1077 01:09:10,015 --> 01:09:12,800 Miss Mitchell, where are you going? Come back here! 1078 01:09:12,844 --> 01:09:14,672 - I can'’t believe it. 1079 01:09:14,715 --> 01:09:16,543 - What a fake. - I knew it. 1080 01:09:16,587 --> 01:09:20,286 I knew it all along, and I tried to warn people. 1081 01:09:20,330 --> 01:09:22,767 I tried to protect you all from her. 1082 01:09:22,810 --> 01:09:25,857 - Mandi, you are like a saint. - Yeah, a total saint. 1083 01:09:25,900 --> 01:09:29,426 - Oh, yeah, a real martyr. - You mean a real bitch! 1084 01:09:29,469 --> 01:09:33,169 Wait. As much as we all might like that, I can'’t let it happen. 1085 01:09:33,212 --> 01:09:36,824 This is crazy! Shouldn'’t she be locked up in juvie or something? 1086 01:09:36,868 --> 01:09:38,739 Girls, why don'’t we settle this like ladies... 1087 01:09:38,783 --> 01:09:40,828 Screw being ladies, and screw being girls! 1088 01:09:40,872 --> 01:09:44,484 I'’m sick of the mind games and the backstabbing and the set-ups. 1089 01:09:44,528 --> 01:09:47,618 I know you framed me, Mandi. 1090 01:09:49,272 --> 01:09:52,275 So we'’re gonna settle this like men, on the battlefield. 1091 01:09:52,318 --> 01:09:54,755 - Oh, please. - That'’s right. 1092 01:09:54,799 --> 01:09:56,192 I challenge you... 1093 01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:03,503 ...to a football game, 1094 01:10:03,547 --> 01:10:06,332 - Powder Puff style. - No way. 1095 01:10:06,376 --> 01:10:08,856 I... I don'’t do sports. 1096 01:10:08,900 --> 01:10:11,337 Aw, you scared? 1097 01:10:11,381 --> 01:10:14,601 Can'’t take the heat, Mandi? 1098 01:10:14,645 --> 01:10:17,213 I thought you were the best at everything. 1099 01:10:17,256 --> 01:10:22,218 I thought people trembled in the presence of the Plastics. 1100 01:10:22,261 --> 01:10:23,915 You wanna win? 1101 01:10:23,958 --> 01:10:29,312 The only way you'’re gonna become queen is by default. 1102 01:10:34,186 --> 01:10:36,841 Fine, you'’re on. 1103 01:10:36,884 --> 01:10:39,191 But be prepared to lose. 1104 01:10:39,235 --> 01:10:42,238 You know, you and your team of one. 1105 01:10:49,332 --> 01:10:54,554 I realized a little too late that I no longer had any friends. 1106 01:10:54,598 --> 01:10:59,777 But if I had to take on all the Plastics by myself, I would. 1107 01:11:07,175 --> 01:11:10,657 All right, let'’s get to class, everybody. ...hang out in the hallway. 1108 01:11:10,701 --> 01:11:14,095 - Do you really think she did it? - I don'’t know anymore. 1109 01:11:14,139 --> 01:11:15,923 Certainly not about Jo. 1110 01:11:27,239 --> 01:11:32,375 Hey, Mr. Hanover, this was in our mailbox. It'’s for you. 1111 01:11:32,418 --> 01:11:36,030 - Listen, you'’re Jo's boyfriend, right? - Ex-boyfriend. 1112 01:11:36,074 --> 01:11:39,338 Huh, awkward. 1113 01:11:39,382 --> 01:11:41,775 Thing is, I'’ve got something for Jo. It'’s the money, actually. 1114 01:11:41,819 --> 01:11:45,649 Would you give it to her? A deal'’s a deal. It's not her fault Abby found out. 1115 01:11:47,868 --> 01:11:51,350 - She gave the money back to you? - Of course. 1116 01:11:51,394 --> 01:11:53,047 I was expecting it, really. 1117 01:11:53,091 --> 01:11:55,354 I knew she'’d love Abby once she got to know her. 1118 01:11:55,398 --> 01:11:57,008 I just needed to make that happen. 1119 01:11:57,051 --> 01:11:59,053 So remember, you can'’t wear red or pink to the dance. 1120 01:11:59,097 --> 01:12:00,968 Those are my colors. And I'’m wearing my hair up, 1121 01:12:01,012 --> 01:12:03,884 '’cause it's best for the crown, so wear yours down. 1122 01:12:03,928 --> 01:12:08,367 - Yes, absolutely. Hair down. 1123 01:12:12,415 --> 01:12:14,982 Hey, Abby. 1124 01:12:17,376 --> 01:12:19,291 - Look, just don'’t. - But... 1125 01:12:19,335 --> 01:12:22,468 You know, Jo may have lied to me, 1126 01:12:22,512 --> 01:12:24,427 but at least she taught me one thing. 1127 01:12:24,470 --> 01:12:28,866 Stand up for myself. So... get lost, Quinn. 1128 01:12:28,909 --> 01:12:31,738 Fine, hate me. 1129 01:12:31,782 --> 01:12:36,090 But you should know I don'’t think Jo stole the money. 1130 01:12:36,134 --> 01:12:38,223 I think Mandi did. 1131 01:12:38,266 --> 01:12:41,705 - Because I sort of gave her 1132 01:12:41,748 --> 01:12:44,664 the idea to get Jo expelled. 1133 01:12:46,231 --> 01:12:50,844 Also, Jo spent an awful lot of time putting together 1134 01:12:50,888 --> 01:12:54,761 and sending out college applications for you. 1135 01:12:54,805 --> 01:12:58,461 She even put together your portfolio. 1136 01:13:00,985 --> 01:13:06,425 I helped her make about a dozen of those with journalism equipment. 1137 01:13:06,469 --> 01:13:10,821 I hope you get into art school, Abby. 1138 01:13:10,864 --> 01:13:12,649 I really do. 1139 01:13:30,841 --> 01:13:33,583 So Mr. Hanover just called. 1140 01:13:33,626 --> 01:13:37,543 Apparently, one of his distributors is sending new parts for the engine. 1141 01:13:38,762 --> 01:13:41,199 That'’s great, right? 1142 01:13:41,242 --> 01:13:45,421 We can finish the car in time for Jimmy and the new racer. 1143 01:13:45,464 --> 01:13:48,598 So, you, uh... You heard from Abby? 1144 01:13:50,295 --> 01:13:52,645 I'’ve texted, called. 1145 01:13:52,689 --> 01:13:56,127 I tried her NorthShoreCentric page. 1146 01:13:56,170 --> 01:14:01,611 No luck. That girl really hates my guts. 1147 01:14:01,654 --> 01:14:06,267 But I can'’t blame her. I'’m not sure why you don'’t hate me. 1148 01:14:06,311 --> 01:14:11,316 Listen, kid, I'’m not proud of what you did to Abby, 1149 01:14:11,359 --> 01:14:14,101 but I know that you care about her. 1150 01:14:14,145 --> 01:14:18,976 - And you'’re certainly not a thief. - At least someone believes me. 1151 01:14:22,414 --> 01:14:24,938 Oh, I don'’t think it'’s just me. 1152 01:14:31,945 --> 01:14:35,471 - We haven'’t forgiven you yet. 1153 01:14:35,514 --> 01:14:37,081 Not even close. 1154 01:14:39,562 --> 01:14:42,652 But we can'’t let you take the fall for Mandi. 1155 01:14:42,695 --> 01:14:46,525 - That'’s right, we'’ve got your back. - Mandi'’s goin' down. 1156 01:14:46,569 --> 01:14:48,309 - I knew it. 1157 01:14:48,353 --> 01:14:51,008 I knew Mandi set me up, and... 1158 01:14:51,835 --> 01:14:54,054 ...you guys came to rescue me. 1159 01:14:55,665 --> 01:14:58,363 I don'’t deserve you. 1160 01:14:58,406 --> 01:15:00,887 Oh, my God, are you crying? 1161 01:15:00,931 --> 01:15:05,196 - No, I never cry. 1162 01:15:06,545 --> 01:15:09,374 All right, now come on, we have a game to prepare for. 1163 01:15:09,417 --> 01:15:12,551 And you'’re right, Mandi needs her ass kicked. 1164 01:15:12,595 --> 01:15:14,901 And we have an idea to prove your innocence. 1165 01:15:37,228 --> 01:15:40,579 - Hack into their security system? 1166 01:15:40,623 --> 01:15:44,322 Not easy, but not impossible. I just have to detect their wireless signal, 1167 01:15:44,365 --> 01:15:47,194 then hack into their computer and find their security account. 1168 01:15:47,238 --> 01:15:49,588 - Uh, wait, got it. 1169 01:15:49,632 --> 01:15:52,286 They named their Wi-Fi "AlwaysWatching?" 1170 01:15:52,330 --> 01:15:54,288 What'’s their pass code, "“666?"” 1171 01:15:54,332 --> 01:15:57,944 It'’ll take a few days, but if Mandi planted the evidence, 1172 01:15:57,988 --> 01:15:59,859 I'’ll find the footage. 1173 01:15:59,903 --> 01:16:03,950 But... I want something in return. 1174 01:16:03,994 --> 01:16:06,126 I knew it. I knew he wouldn'’t do it for free. 1175 01:16:06,170 --> 01:16:08,607 What do you want, Elliot? 1176 01:16:08,651 --> 01:16:12,176 A date to the dance, with Abby. 1177 01:16:16,223 --> 01:16:19,966 Oh, um, hey, good luck at the game. I'’ll be rooting for you. 1178 01:16:20,010 --> 01:16:22,665 Uh, even got my own side biz going on. 1179 01:16:22,708 --> 01:16:25,232 Odds are 30 to one in Mandi'’s favor. 1180 01:16:25,276 --> 01:16:28,584 Why? 1181 01:16:28,627 --> 01:16:33,240 Mandi had managed to recruit the captain of the rugby team... 1182 01:16:34,459 --> 01:16:38,594 ...a fifth-year senior who felt no pain... 1183 01:16:38,637 --> 01:16:43,729 ...and the three-time Junior Division Karate Champion onto her team. 1184 01:16:44,774 --> 01:16:47,167 But we weren'’t backing down. 1185 01:16:48,473 --> 01:16:49,909 And neither was Mandi. 1186 01:16:49,953 --> 01:16:52,433 She wasn'’t going to pull any punches. 1187 01:16:52,477 --> 01:16:55,611 It was time to end this once and for all. 1188 01:17:02,705 --> 01:17:05,098 - Yes, sir! 1189 01:17:05,142 --> 01:17:06,926 Good! 1190 01:17:06,970 --> 01:17:09,799 Hi, baby! Oh, you look so cute. 1191 01:17:09,842 --> 01:17:13,324 - Our little athlete. - Mom, Dad, come on. You know you can'’t be in here. 1192 01:17:13,367 --> 01:17:16,544 - Just go. - You'’re right, you're right. We need to find a seat. 1193 01:17:16,588 --> 01:17:20,113 - The bleachers are already filling up. - Yay! Yay! 1194 01:17:23,116 --> 01:17:27,512 - I'’m gonna vomit. - It'’s gonna be OK, I promise. 1195 01:17:27,555 --> 01:17:30,384 - What'’s the worst that could happen? We lose? 1196 01:17:33,736 --> 01:17:36,913 I don'’t want a sexual harassment lawsuit... again. 1197 01:17:36,956 --> 01:17:38,479 Yeah. - Yeah, we'’re good. 1198 01:17:38,523 --> 01:17:40,656 Principal Duvall, what are you doing here on a weekend? 1199 01:17:40,699 --> 01:17:43,659 Well, I'’ve tried to turn a blind eye to this game, 1200 01:17:43,702 --> 01:17:46,662 but the fact that you made the challenge in my presence, 1201 01:17:46,705 --> 01:17:51,057 and you'’ve plastered the school with posters made that kinda hard. 1202 01:17:51,101 --> 01:17:54,104 Thought you guys would wimp out. 1203 01:17:54,147 --> 01:17:56,497 But I guess now I will have to intervene. 1204 01:17:56,541 --> 01:18:00,110 Mainly because Mandi'’s team wants to file a lawsuit. 1205 01:18:00,153 --> 01:18:03,417 - Jo, due to your expulsion, 1206 01:18:03,461 --> 01:18:05,724 you are not allowed on school grounds. 1207 01:18:05,768 --> 01:18:07,639 Thus, you cannot play the game. 1208 01:18:07,683 --> 01:18:12,035 - Damn it! Mandi was counting on this. - I know. 1209 01:18:12,078 --> 01:18:15,647 - Yep, which is why I looked into this issue days ago. 1210 01:18:15,691 --> 01:18:17,344 You know, technically, 1211 01:18:17,388 --> 01:18:20,739 the football field is public property since it'’s on park land. 1212 01:18:20,783 --> 01:18:23,002 You know, the school only rents it for games. 1213 01:18:23,046 --> 01:18:27,528 So all we needed was a permit, which I have right here. 1214 01:18:27,572 --> 01:18:30,357 Oh! Well, great then. 1215 01:18:30,401 --> 01:18:34,318 I guess you are just not allowed in the locker room. 1216 01:18:34,361 --> 01:18:38,365 Oh. See ya! 1217 01:18:38,409 --> 01:18:40,977 Well, I guess my job here is done. 1218 01:18:41,020 --> 01:18:43,327 Ha-ha! Let'’s go, team! 1219 01:18:43,370 --> 01:18:46,199 Kill! Maim! Dismember. 1220 01:18:53,772 --> 01:18:55,818 Whoo! Yeah! 1221 01:18:58,081 --> 01:19:01,214 - Yeah! Whoo! 1222 01:19:01,258 --> 01:19:03,521 - Go, Abby! 1223 01:19:05,697 --> 01:19:07,264 The big day was upon us, 1224 01:19:07,307 --> 01:19:10,267 and we were going to take the Plastics down. 1225 01:19:12,660 --> 01:19:14,401 Come on, girls! 1226 01:19:14,445 --> 01:19:17,883 We were ready for anything. 1227 01:19:24,020 --> 01:19:26,065 Didn'’t expect to see me here? 1228 01:19:26,109 --> 01:19:28,807 I'’m still gonna kick your team'’s ass. 1229 01:19:28,851 --> 01:19:30,417 OK, girls, listen up. 1230 01:19:30,461 --> 01:19:34,073 Football is a religion, and you are now in church. 1231 01:19:34,117 --> 01:19:37,685 Do not disgrace this field. We'’ll play by playground rules. 1232 01:19:37,729 --> 01:19:41,951 Fumbles that hit the ground are live balls. Four downs and out. 1233 01:19:41,994 --> 01:19:45,998 No punts, no extra points and a touchdown is seven points. 1234 01:19:46,042 --> 01:19:51,090 Get it Good! 1235 01:19:51,134 --> 01:19:53,440 We will flip a coin to see who receives the ball. 1236 01:19:53,484 --> 01:19:55,442 - Pink Team, you call it. - Heads. 1237 01:19:56,835 --> 01:20:00,099 - Heads it is. - We'’ll receive. 1238 01:20:00,143 --> 01:20:02,798 All right, shake hands. 1239 01:20:04,974 --> 01:20:07,803 - OK, then. 1240 01:20:07,846 --> 01:20:09,456 Ow! 1241 01:20:20,467 --> 01:20:23,427 Run, moron, run! 1242 01:20:27,083 --> 01:20:32,088 - Take it, take it. 1243 01:20:49,540 --> 01:20:52,456 - There'’s no nunchakus in football! - Man. 1244 01:20:57,809 --> 01:20:59,202 Ball, now! 1245 01:21:14,478 --> 01:21:16,219 Touchdown! 1246 01:21:16,262 --> 01:21:17,873 Yay! 1247 01:22:00,567 --> 01:22:04,093 So listen. My dad always says to win the race, 1248 01:22:04,136 --> 01:22:05,746 you'’ve got to be in the race. 1249 01:22:05,790 --> 01:22:08,532 So think of the worst thing the Plastics have done to you, 1250 01:22:08,575 --> 01:22:10,316 and knock them down. 1251 01:22:10,360 --> 01:22:13,232 If they'’re gonna play full contact, so are we. 1252 01:22:13,276 --> 01:22:15,974 Fumble-rooski on two. 1253 01:22:16,018 --> 01:22:18,672 - Break! Break. 1254 01:22:18,716 --> 01:22:20,109 Yeah! 1255 01:22:24,374 --> 01:22:26,680 - Yay! - Yeah, Jo! 1256 01:22:28,073 --> 01:22:29,596 Good job, honey! 1257 01:22:31,642 --> 01:22:35,341 What... What'’s goin' on? What... What are you doing? 1258 01:22:35,385 --> 01:22:37,343 - Yes! 1259 01:22:37,387 --> 01:22:39,432 Touchdown! 1260 01:22:41,521 --> 01:22:44,655 That'’s not fair! She can'’t do that. Can she do that? 1261 01:22:47,484 --> 01:22:50,748 - You girls can really play. Who knew? - Thank you. 1262 01:22:52,315 --> 01:22:55,013 Damn it, we'’re tied. 1263 01:22:55,057 --> 01:22:59,409 I swear, if you let that psycho Jo near me, I will end your social lives. 1264 01:22:59,452 --> 01:23:03,195 - Time for D and D. 1265 01:23:03,239 --> 01:23:05,632 Yeah, Chastity, dirty dancing. 1266 01:23:05,676 --> 01:23:09,897 No! Down and dirty, OK? Down and dirty. 1267 01:23:09,941 --> 01:23:11,377 Let'’s get '‘em. Go! 1268 01:23:11,421 --> 01:23:14,380 OK, they were big, they were bad. 1269 01:23:15,642 --> 01:23:18,210 We were dead. 1270 01:23:21,344 --> 01:23:24,173 I can'’t see. I can't see! 1271 01:23:24,216 --> 01:23:27,654 How bad'’s your vision? - I'’m legally blind! 1272 01:23:27,698 --> 01:23:29,613 Number one! 1273 01:23:32,398 --> 01:23:35,097 - Just freshening up. 1274 01:23:35,140 --> 01:23:38,230 - Smells like lavender and ocean breeze, doesn'’t it? 1275 01:23:39,710 --> 01:23:42,321 - Oh, come on! - Come on, girls. 1276 01:23:42,365 --> 01:23:44,236 Enough of this, let'’s play football! 1277 01:23:44,280 --> 01:23:46,847 All right. My muscles are mush, 1278 01:23:46,891 --> 01:23:48,980 my lungs are about to burst and just look at us. 1279 01:23:49,024 --> 01:23:52,070 - I agree, we'’re totally not gonna lose. 1280 01:23:52,114 --> 01:23:54,029 - Gesundheit. - Cover your mouth. 1281 01:23:54,072 --> 01:23:57,293 '‘Cause they have the ball. - We have to take a stand. 1282 01:23:57,336 --> 01:23:59,338 - We can'’t let them score. 1283 01:23:59,382 --> 01:24:01,949 - Gesundheit. - Dude, cover your mouth! 1284 01:24:01,993 --> 01:24:05,518 - OK, I got it. - Jo! I did it! 1285 01:24:05,562 --> 01:24:07,085 - Look, he did it! 1286 01:24:07,129 --> 01:24:09,870 - Yeah. Yeah. 1287 01:24:09,914 --> 01:24:11,089 Is that yours? 1288 01:24:11,133 --> 01:24:14,832 Cool, Mandi is goin'’ down! 1289 01:24:26,148 --> 01:24:27,497 I told you. 1290 01:24:27,540 --> 01:24:29,281 Let me see that, let me see that. 1291 01:24:38,160 --> 01:24:40,075 - Ling... Come on! 1292 01:24:40,118 --> 01:24:44,731 What are you waitin'’ for? This is football! Come on! 1293 01:24:46,516 --> 01:24:49,910 Makin'’ everyone else do your dirty work, Mandi? 1294 01:24:49,954 --> 01:24:51,477 You'’re still gonna lose. 1295 01:24:53,740 --> 01:24:55,438 Give me the ball. 1296 01:24:55,481 --> 01:24:56,700 Now! 1297 01:24:58,354 --> 01:25:00,530 Is that Nick Zimmer? 1298 01:25:03,707 --> 01:25:05,796 One, two, three... hut. 1299 01:25:09,060 --> 01:25:12,759 No, no, no! No, no! Come on, man, it was her idea. 1300 01:25:12,803 --> 01:25:17,112 Right there, Mandi! Number one! You'’re not number one anymore. 1301 01:25:17,155 --> 01:25:21,855 But I love you, baby. It wasn'’t my idea. Why are you handcuffing me? 1302 01:25:52,582 --> 01:25:55,498 - Get off me! - I'’d love to. 1303 01:25:56,629 --> 01:25:58,631 Let me go! Get off me! 1304 01:25:58,675 --> 01:26:02,505 - That'’s not me! - It sure looks like it'’s you, Miss Weatherly. 1305 01:26:06,161 --> 01:26:09,294 Are you crazy? Do you know who I am? 1306 01:26:09,338 --> 01:26:12,819 I am Mandi Weatherly! My mother will sue you! 1307 01:26:12,863 --> 01:26:15,996 How dare you touch me! She'’ll sue all of you! 1308 01:26:16,040 --> 01:26:18,999 Let me out of here! I'’ll have you fired! 1309 01:26:19,043 --> 01:26:20,871 I'’m so sorry for the misunderstanding, Jo. 1310 01:26:20,914 --> 01:26:24,048 Consider yourself officially un-expelled. 1311 01:26:24,091 --> 01:26:26,616 And I'’ll make some calls and sort things out college-wise. 1312 01:26:26,659 --> 01:26:30,141 - Yeah! 1313 01:26:30,185 --> 01:26:33,188 [♪ Jay Sean: 2012 ] 1314 01:26:33,231 --> 01:26:36,495 ♪ Gonna live like it'’s the end of the world ♪ 1315 01:26:36,539 --> 01:26:39,237 ♪ Gonna party like 1316 01:26:40,630 --> 01:26:43,589 ♪ Turn it up, turn it up Mash it up ♪ 1317 01:26:43,633 --> 01:26:45,330 ♪ It ain'’t the end of the world ♪ 1318 01:26:45,374 --> 01:26:48,681 ♪ Party like, like it'’s the end of the world ♪ 1319 01:26:48,725 --> 01:26:50,117 ♪ We'’re gonna party like... ♪ 1320 01:26:50,161 --> 01:26:51,945 I figured at this point, 1321 01:26:51,989 --> 01:26:54,992 I might as well go for the whole high school experience. 1322 01:26:55,035 --> 01:26:56,994 ♪ '’Cause we got each other Turn it up ♪ 1323 01:26:57,037 --> 01:27:01,477 ♪ Turn it up, mash it up It ain'’t the end of the world ♪ 1324 01:27:03,174 --> 01:27:06,177 ♪ Turn it up, turn it up Mash it up ♪ 1325 01:27:06,221 --> 01:27:09,615 ♪ It ain'’t the end of the world ♪ 1326 01:27:09,659 --> 01:27:12,618 All right, quiet down, everybody. Quiet. 1327 01:27:12,662 --> 01:27:16,100 Stop your dancing, stop your fun. Stop it right now. 1328 01:27:16,143 --> 01:27:18,711 Quiet down. 1329 01:27:18,755 --> 01:27:21,714 Quieter. Good. 1330 01:27:21,758 --> 01:27:23,890 Well, you should all be very happy to know 1331 01:27:23,934 --> 01:27:29,244 that we raised $6,800 for the Humane Society, huh? 1332 01:27:32,203 --> 01:27:34,901 All right, forget it. Um, I know the announcement 1333 01:27:34,945 --> 01:27:38,209 you guys really care about, so let'’s get to it. 1334 01:27:38,253 --> 01:27:42,387 The Homecoming King is... 1335 01:27:45,608 --> 01:27:48,567 - My God, it'’s you! 1336 01:27:48,611 --> 01:27:51,266 - Elliot Gold. - Go! 1337 01:27:51,309 --> 01:27:55,400 - Whoo! 1338 01:27:55,444 --> 01:27:57,924 Wow. Elliot really is going to rig 1339 01:27:57,968 --> 01:27:59,796 the presidential election someday, isn'’t he? 1340 01:27:59,839 --> 01:28:02,581 Yep. Just as soon as the voting goes hi-tech. 1341 01:28:02,625 --> 01:28:06,585 - Congratulations. 1342 01:28:06,629 --> 01:28:08,370 - Thank you. - Sure. 1343 01:28:08,413 --> 01:28:11,721 And your Homecoming Queen... 1344 01:28:12,809 --> 01:28:14,593 - ...Abby Hanover. 1345 01:28:14,637 --> 01:28:16,856 Oh, my God! I'’ve never won anything! 1346 01:28:16,900 --> 01:28:20,295 - Go! You won, go! 1347 01:28:20,338 --> 01:28:22,558 Yeah, Abby! 1348 01:28:24,386 --> 01:28:26,605 You won! That'’s so awesome! 1349 01:28:26,649 --> 01:28:29,913 - That crown is mine! It'’s mine! - Get out of here! 1350 01:28:29,956 --> 01:28:32,698 - No, don'’t reach for me! 1351 01:28:32,742 --> 01:28:36,136 Get out of here! You'’re not allowed on school grounds! 1352 01:28:36,180 --> 01:28:39,575 Get off me! - Oh, I'’m sorry. 1353 01:28:40,967 --> 01:28:42,708 Uh, a little to the right. 1354 01:28:42,752 --> 01:28:46,930 - Give me that. - I'’m legally blind. 1355 01:28:46,973 --> 01:28:49,106 There. 1356 01:28:49,149 --> 01:28:52,152 Here'’s your Homecoming King and Queen, let'’s give it up. 1357 01:28:52,196 --> 01:28:54,807 - Make some room, let them have their first dance. 1358 01:28:54,851 --> 01:28:58,637 You guys have a good time. No dirty dancing, I'’m watching. 1359 01:29:17,003 --> 01:29:21,834 I have a feeling Elliot wasn'’t the one who rigged this vote. 1360 01:29:21,878 --> 01:29:25,098 Well, we both know crowns aren'’t my thing. 1361 01:29:25,142 --> 01:29:27,057 So you dropped out of the race? 1362 01:29:27,100 --> 01:29:29,146 Sometimes, it'’s not about winning the race, 1363 01:29:29,189 --> 01:29:32,323 it'’s just about being a part of it. 1364 01:29:32,367 --> 01:29:35,457 Besides... 1365 01:29:35,500 --> 01:29:38,634 ...I have enough already. 1366 01:29:38,677 --> 01:29:40,679 ♪ We cry and we live and we die ♪ 1367 01:29:40,723 --> 01:29:43,639 [song continues indistinctly] 1368 01:29:47,425 --> 01:29:50,689 ♪ Mon cheri Oh, I'’ll always love you ♪ 1369 01:29:50,733 --> 01:29:54,345 ♪ Mon cheri Just a fool for you ♪♪ 1370 01:29:54,389 --> 01:29:57,870 OK, well, it'’s not like we all lived happily ever after. 1371 01:29:57,914 --> 01:30:01,396 Mandi and Nick did get community service instead of jail. 1372 01:30:01,439 --> 01:30:04,790 And her mom donated a new library to North Shore, 1373 01:30:04,834 --> 01:30:07,227 so Principal Duvall let her graduate. 1374 01:30:07,271 --> 01:30:10,013 But she never regained her status. 1375 01:30:11,841 --> 01:30:14,539 Quinn took over Mandi'’s role as lead Plastic. 1376 01:30:14,583 --> 01:30:18,543 But we had a deal: She let the senior class end their year in peace. 1377 01:30:18,587 --> 01:30:23,374 She also wrote an award-winning article on the "Social Dynamics of Mean Girls." 1378 01:30:23,418 --> 01:30:28,814 Chastity finally looked up her name, and joined the Abstinence Club. 1379 01:30:28,858 --> 01:30:34,124 And Hope finally braved her fear of water fountains and public germs... 1380 01:30:34,167 --> 01:30:35,560 ♪ Crazy girl 1381 01:30:35,604 --> 01:30:38,433 ♪ Crazy, crazy, crazy, girl 1382 01:30:38,476 --> 01:30:41,914 ...only to catch a nasty case of swine flu. 1383 01:30:41,958 --> 01:30:45,701 From then on, she swore to overcome her fears, and, instead, 1384 01:30:45,744 --> 01:30:50,270 put her trust in antibiotics and hot doctors. 1385 01:30:50,314 --> 01:30:52,882 Tyler decided to go to Penn State, 1386 01:30:52,925 --> 01:30:57,843 which, by total coincidence, was only a few hours away from my school. 1387 01:30:57,887 --> 01:30:59,715 As for me, I managed to earn 1388 01:30:59,758 --> 01:31:03,240 my Carnegie Mellon tuition with Sidney'’s help after all. 1389 01:31:03,283 --> 01:31:05,851 The man could truly sell anything, 1390 01:31:05,895 --> 01:31:07,679 even my shop class project. 1391 01:31:07,723 --> 01:31:10,987 A birdhouse and security camera, all in one. 1392 01:31:11,030 --> 01:31:12,989 Only $19.99. 1393 01:31:13,032 --> 01:31:15,905 Mr. Hanover even compromised on Abby majoring in art, 1394 01:31:15,948 --> 01:31:19,865 so long as she went to a top college, which worked out perfectly for me. 1395 01:31:19,909 --> 01:31:22,041 - Nice crown. 1396 01:31:22,085 --> 01:31:24,087 Thanks. I thought it went with the t-shirt. 1397 01:31:26,306 --> 01:31:29,309 So I guess my dad was right after all. 1398 01:31:29,353 --> 01:31:32,095 To win the race, you have to be in the race. 1399 01:31:32,138 --> 01:31:36,882 Sometimes it just takes a little girl drama to find out who your friends are. 1400 01:31:36,926 --> 01:31:42,061 And, once you have that, you can survive almost anything... 1401 01:31:42,105 --> 01:31:45,282 - ...even high school. 1402 01:31:45,325 --> 01:31:48,807 ♪ I know, I know 1403 01:31:48,851 --> 01:31:51,157 ♪ Every day you'’re getting closer ♪ 1404 01:31:51,201 --> 01:31:52,898 ♪ The time is ticking slow 1405 01:31:52,942 --> 01:31:55,553 ♪ And I know, I know 1406 01:31:55,597 --> 01:31:57,903 ♪ I know 1407 01:31:57,947 --> 01:32:00,558 ♪ There'’s no room to be impatient ♪ 1408 01:32:00,602 --> 01:32:04,649 ♪ I don'’t mind waiting ♪ 1409 01:32:04,693 --> 01:32:09,524 ♪ What'’s your name? One day you'’re gonna know mine ♪ 1410 01:32:09,567 --> 01:32:14,833 ♪ Going on this way... 1411 01:32:14,877 --> 01:32:17,227 ♪ My mama would say 1412 01:32:17,270 --> 01:32:20,665 ♪ You'’re gonna find the right one ♪ 1413 01:32:20,709 --> 01:32:24,103 ♪ At the right time 1414 01:32:24,147 --> 01:32:26,584 ♪ It ain'’t right for me to know ♪ 1415 01:32:26,628 --> 01:32:30,153 ♪ Who you are I should have met you first ♪ 1416 01:32:30,196 --> 01:32:33,156 ♪ But that'’s not how it works ♪ 1417 01:32:33,199 --> 01:32:35,941 ♪ So I'’m giving all control ♪ 1418 01:32:35,985 --> 01:32:39,162 ♪ Hoping, praying Wishing, waiting ♪ 1419 01:32:39,205 --> 01:32:40,859 ♪ For you 1420 01:32:40,903 --> 01:32:43,558 ♪ Yes, I know, I know 1421 01:32:43,601 --> 01:32:45,864 ♪ I know 1422 01:32:45,908 --> 01:32:48,475 ♪ Every day you'’re getting closer ♪ 1423 01:32:48,519 --> 01:32:49,955 ♪ The time is ticking slow 1424 01:32:49,999 --> 01:32:52,610 ♪ And I know, I know 1425 01:32:52,654 --> 01:32:54,873 ♪ I know 1426 01:32:54,917 --> 01:32:57,615 ♪ There'’s no room to be impatient ♪ 1427 01:32:57,659 --> 01:32:59,574 ♪ I don'’t mind waiting ♪ 1428 01:32:59,617 --> 01:33:01,880 ♪ I know, I know 1429 01:33:01,924 --> 01:33:03,969 ♪ I know 1430 01:33:04,013 --> 01:33:06,711 ♪ Every day you'’re getting closer ♪ 1431 01:33:06,755 --> 01:33:08,495 ♪ The time is ticking slow 1432 01:33:08,539 --> 01:33:10,759 ♪ And I know, I know 1433 01:33:10,802 --> 01:33:13,152 ♪ I know 1434 01:33:13,196 --> 01:33:15,851 ♪ There'’s no room to be impatient ♪ 1435 01:33:15,894 --> 01:33:18,810 ♪ I don'’t mind waiting ♪ 1436 01:33:18,854 --> 01:33:21,639 ♪ Wait forever on the line 1437 01:33:21,683 --> 01:33:23,902 ♪ I'’m looking for a sign ♪ 1438 01:33:23,946 --> 01:33:26,731 ♪ A little bit of winds below these clouds ♪ 1439 01:33:26,775 --> 01:33:29,691 ♪ There is a light 1440 01:33:29,734 --> 01:33:35,740 ♪ To let me know that it was all worthwhile ♪ 1441 01:33:35,784 --> 01:33:38,221 ♪ '‘Cause I know, I know ♪ 1442 01:33:38,264 --> 01:33:40,615 ♪ I know 1443 01:33:40,658 --> 01:33:43,008 ♪ Every day you'’re getting closer ♪ 1444 01:33:43,052 --> 01:33:44,923 ♪ The time is ticking slow 1445 01:33:44,967 --> 01:33:47,447 ♪ And I know, I know 1446 01:33:47,491 --> 01:33:49,624 ♪ I know 1447 01:33:49,667 --> 01:33:52,539 ♪ There'’s no room to be impatient ♪ 1448 01:33:52,583 --> 01:33:54,019 ♪ I don'’t mind waiting ♪ 1449 01:33:54,063 --> 01:33:56,674 ♪ I know, I know 1450 01:33:56,718 --> 01:33:58,937 ♪ I know 1451 01:33:58,981 --> 01:34:01,679 ♪ Every day you'’re getting closer ♪ 1452 01:34:01,723 --> 01:34:03,028 ♪ The time is ticking slow 1453 01:34:03,072 --> 01:34:05,683 ♪ And I know, I know 1454 01:34:05,727 --> 01:34:08,033 ♪ I know 1455 01:34:08,077 --> 01:34:10,775 ♪ There'’s no room to be impatient ♪ 1456 01:34:10,819 --> 01:34:14,170 ♪ I don'’t mind waiting ♪♪