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Previously on "Awkward"...
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If you don't have a plan to
get this debt taken care of,
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you're not going back to NYU.
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So what are you guys celebrating?
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I am moving in with Luke
for the rest of the summer.
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You said you wanted the world to know.
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Not like this.
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Luke! A moment?
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If you're happy with the work
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that I'm doing, then that's one thing...
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Publicly declaring
my love for Luke
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was supposed to be
an epic gesture,
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but had somehow turned
into an epic fail.
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And now he was in Lizzy's
office running damage control.
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He'd been in there
for 26 minutes.
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How much damage was
there to control anyway?
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I had to wonder if there was more
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to Luke's relationship with
Lizzy than he had told me.
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You shouldn't have written that article
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without consulting me, Jenna.
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It was a violation of trust.
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- And now Lizzy's really upset.
- Yeah.
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A little too upset, if you ask me.
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What is she, jealous?
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She thinks I've been
lying and secretive.
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Well, you have been lying and secretive.
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You have no idea how hard it's gonna be
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for me to smooth things over with her.
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How do you plan to do that?
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- Sleep with her?
- Grow up, Jenna.
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I need some air.
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Grow up?
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- Grow up?
- You're acting like a child.
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I am not, jerk! Lookit.
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You're just pissed because
Lizzy has a thing for you,
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and you wanted her to
think that she's got a shot
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so that you can stay teacher's pet.
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If that's what you think of me,
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- what are you even doing with me?
- Honestly, I don't even know.
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I'm leaving.
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- So go!
- I am!
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But I know you need the car later.
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So I am leaving as soon
as the bus gets here.
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[door opens]
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Morning, beeyotch!
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I brought you a $5 cup of coffee
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in case you were homesick for New York.
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You can't buy me back that easily.
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After what you said to me?
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Your cuppa joe is a cuppa joke.
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Are you seriously still mad about that?
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We had a little fight.
Real friends get past those.
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Real friends don't say mean
things in the first place.
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You called me an annoying dumbass.
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And you called me an ass[bleep].
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And I'm fine with it!
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I get called an ass[bleep] all the time!
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I'm going to have to do God-knows-what
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to get myself out of debt, and
you don't even seem to care!
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What hurts the most
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is that I actually thought we
were friends since New York.
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Say what you want about Jenna,
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but she would never treat me that way.
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Okay, that was way
meaner than "ass[bleep]."
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So you're really not gonna forgive me?
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Lissa always forgives me
when I treat her like crap.
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- It's kind of my thing.
- I'm not Lissa.
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And I don't understand
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why you would want to
treat any friend like crap.
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I will accept your coffee,
but not your apology.
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♪ Warm days gone cold ♪
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♪ Please say you... ♪
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As recently as yesterday,
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living with Luke made
me feel so adult,
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so then why today did
fighting with Luke
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make me just want my mom?
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Mom?
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Anyone home?
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Okay.
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If I couldn't have my mom,
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at least I could have
my mom's clean sheets.
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Living with Luke had
meant feeling grown up,
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but it had also meant going
without the comforts of home.
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♪ Last night
when night fell ♪
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Three flavors of ice cream.
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A sink free of
little shaving hairs.
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Backup toilet paper.
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Conditioner. Who
doesn't use conditioner?
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It also meant I'd
missed a lot of mail.
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"Camp Pookah.
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"After 57 years, Camp
Pookah is closing its doors.
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"All alumni are invited
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"to one last field
day on the campgrounds.
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$20 registration fee must
be received no later than..."
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Today?
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Crap.
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Since when are we doing hydrangeas?
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They cost more than the lilies.
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They cost a little more,
but they last twice as long.
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And some members were
allergic to the lilies.
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So I'm saving you money and
cutting down on complaints.
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Oh, well, you should have asked me.
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If you want to go back to the lilies...
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No, it's fine. They're already here.
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I thought we could use the extra money
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towards new hand
dryers in the bathrooms.
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I don't pay you to think, Rosati.
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Meet me in the snack bar
when you're done here.
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Rosa found a mouse skull
in the popcorn machine.
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[gasps] Pretty flowers, Jake!
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Hey, is there any way
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you could pick up Mrs.
Taylor at her house?
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Her engine died and she
can't make it to my class.
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I don't have time for that.
I got a million things to do.
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Well, we all have our
crosses to bear, Jake.
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Managing this club is a demanding job.
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Why does no one appreciate that?
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No, literally, my new
class is called "Cross Fit."
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We all bear crosses on our
back while doing core exercises.
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I already bought all the crosses,
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and if no one shows, I
won't meet my profit goal.
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I can't leave,
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but maybe I could record
you teaching the class
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on my phone and then email
the video to Mrs. Taylor.
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Great! [giggles]
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Could you also send one
to Mrs. Yoo, Mr. Churchill?
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Oh, and Selma Froder is in
Florida, she might want one...
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Why don't I just upload it to YouTube,
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and then whoever who
wants the link can have it?
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That is so smart.
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That way I can reach
so many more people.
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Thank you, Jakey.
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Good gosh, just think of
what Jesus could've done
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if he'd had YouTube.
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You are going to smile,
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and you are going to take this
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like the grown-ass woman that you are.
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I know these heels are high.
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I know this is degrading.
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And you don't belong in
some strange hotel room.
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But you need the money,
so you're gonna suck it up,
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and close your eyes if you need to.
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[exhales]
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[upbeat pop music]
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♪
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Thank you so much for
filling in at the last minute.
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What maid of honor gets
taken down by strep throat?
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More like maid of dishonor.
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It's my pleasure.
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I honestly didn't even know
professional bridesmaids
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were a thing until my
wedding planner suggested it.
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Jennifer was a disaster anyway.
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She didn't even get a spray
tan for the rehearsal dinner.
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If you ask me, she deserved strep.
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Well, now I have someone
that I can order around,
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and I don't have to feel bad
about it because I'm paying you.
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Don't worry about a thing.
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I'm a nuptials ninja,
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and I will make sure everything
goes off without a hitch.
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Speaking of which,
it's time for pictures.
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Bring in the groomsmen!
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Grease up those smiles, people.
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You got a long day of
posing ahead of you.
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Find your bridesmaid.
Find your groomsmen.
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You're over there. Just
like we practiced, okay?
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All right, guys, smile. Look alive.
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You're the wedding party,
not the wedding funeral.
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♪
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Tamara?
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A camp reunion seemed
like the perfect way
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to self-soothe after
my fight with Luke.
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I just hoped it wasn't too
late to act like a kid again.
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I needed a return to myself,
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a return to home and
happiness and security.
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A return to...
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Matty?
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Jenna. Hey!
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♪
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Well, I've been ignoring my mail.
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What's your excuse for signing up late?
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I wasn't gonna go. I
mean, it's Camp Pookah.
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Oh, come on, you loved this place.
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I know, but it's in the past.
Why get all nostalgic about it?
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But then I broke up with Sully
and figured, "What the hell?"
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You broke up with Sully? Sorry.
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- Don't act surprised.
- I liked her.
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Once you realized she didn't hate you.
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True.
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Luke and I got in this
huge fight this morning,
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and something about
running around Camp Pookah
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cracked out on bug juice
just seemed comforting.
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Lot of good times here.
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The past isn't all bad, Matty.
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You want to do something after this?
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Misery loves company.
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You know what misery loves more?
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Frozen yogurt.
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With gummy bears and those mochi things?
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Mm-hmm.
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We could get some and
bitch about our lives.
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- Friends do that, right?
- They absolutely do.
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Then let's absolutely do that.
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♪
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I didn't know you were
friends with Kelly.
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I'm not. She's paying me.
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Wow. I mean, she is kind of a bitch,
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but I figured she at least
had some real friends.
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She's not paying me to be her friend.
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She's paying me to be her
professional bridesmaid.
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Okay, that's a wrap on
our first photo call.
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There's veggie and dip
over on the buffet table.
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No broccoli for you, Kelly.
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The next few hours are too important.
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Professional bridesmaid, huh?
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So you're, like, embedded
with the wedding party?
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I make sure everything
runs according to schedule.
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You know how there's seat
fillers at the Oscars?
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- No.
- I'm a dress filler for hire.
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So you're like a hooker for weddings.
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Totes. And it's all thanks to you.
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If I was never a fake fiancée,
I would have never amassed
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the vast knowledge base required.
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It's so crazy that we
ran into each other.
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And like this. It feels like fate.
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It does.
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In fact, I've been meaning to call you.
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You have?
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You're coming to the reception, right?
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I have to. Hooker and all that.
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But now that I know
you're going to be there,
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I'm looking forward to it.
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Me too.
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Because I want to introduce you to Amy.
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Oh, who's Amy?
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My fiancée.
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Your what?
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[upbeat disco music]
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♪ ♪
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Ab-solve yourself of sin one!
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Ab-solve yourself of sin two!
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Again!
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What fresh hell is this?
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Cut!
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Sadie, can't you see we're
in the middle of a take?
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Liss, can you do your Godilates later?
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You'll never believe how rude
Tamara was to me this morning.
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Actually, I'm in the
middle of something.
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Can I call you later?
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No one's gonna care if you stop now.
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Look, that one's not even breathing.
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Mr. Turner?
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Mr. Turner. He was
just on a rest interval.
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Come on, come get a smoothie with me.
255
00:09:08,314 --> 00:09:10,047
Atonercise is a joke.
256
00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:11,182
Okay, this joke
257
00:09:11,184 --> 00:09:13,150
is actually very popular
with my older clients.
258
00:09:13,152 --> 00:09:14,819
I wouldn't expect you to know this,
259
00:09:14,821 --> 00:09:16,687
not being a businesswoman yourself,
260
00:09:16,689 --> 00:09:19,590
but retirees are an extremely
profitable demographic.
261
00:09:19,592 --> 00:09:21,792
You actually think you're
gonna make money off this?
262
00:09:21,794 --> 00:09:23,494
You know what, Sadie?
263
00:09:23,496 --> 00:09:25,630
You can't ignore me all summer
and then just waltz in here
264
00:09:25,632 --> 00:09:27,598
one day and expect me to get a smoothie.
265
00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,066
Whoa. What's your damage?
266
00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:31,268
I have recently been
awakened as a feminist.
267
00:09:31,270 --> 00:09:33,638
And I have come to realize
that your friendship
268
00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,139
is extremely oppressive.
269
00:09:35,141 --> 00:09:38,509
Lissa, don't take this the wrong way,
270
00:09:38,511 --> 00:09:40,411
but you're a [bleep] moron.
271
00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,413
Stop being the patriarchy to me!
272
00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,148
You're always pushing me down!
273
00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:47,818
If you're not prepared to
be respectful, you can leave.
274
00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:49,525
I will then!
275
00:09:50,289 --> 00:09:52,890
♪
276
00:09:52,892 --> 00:09:54,091
Okay.
277
00:09:54,588 --> 00:09:56,560
So what was your fight with Luke about?
278
00:09:56,562 --> 00:09:58,821
I wrote this thing
about him on Idea Bin.
279
00:09:58,846 --> 00:10:01,232
Jeez, Jenna, maybe you should
step away from the computer.
280
00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:02,633
I know, I just thought I was making
281
00:10:02,635 --> 00:10:04,068
this big romantic gesture.
282
00:10:04,070 --> 00:10:05,903
- [cell phone rings]
- Ugh, he keeps calling me.
283
00:10:05,905 --> 00:10:08,539
I've been yelled at enough for one day.
284
00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:10,007
So what happened with Sully?
285
00:10:10,009 --> 00:10:12,677
She's an awesome girl,
just not awesome for me.
286
00:10:12,679 --> 00:10:16,313
She just wouldn't go deep on
an emotional level, you know?
287
00:10:16,315 --> 00:10:18,015
She's kind of closed off.
288
00:10:18,017 --> 00:10:20,484
And that's a bad thing, correct?
289
00:10:20,486 --> 00:10:23,421
Yes, I want to be with someone
who wants to really know me.
290
00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:26,190
Oh, come on, you aren't
exactly an open book yourself.
291
00:10:26,192 --> 00:10:28,092
Getting you to "go deep
on an emotional level"
292
00:10:28,094 --> 00:10:30,928
is sort of like like snorkeling
when you really want to scuba.
293
00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:32,400
Really? I'm that closed off?
294
00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:34,999
Was I closed off with you?
295
00:10:35,001 --> 00:10:36,834
It's gonna take something
a little stronger
296
00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:39,770
than chocolate coconut
swirl for me to answer that.
297
00:10:39,772 --> 00:10:41,272
Luckily, awesome Sully left a bottle
298
00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:43,240
of peppermint schnapps in my truck.
299
00:10:43,242 --> 00:10:44,742
Shall we get drunk and get real?
300
00:10:44,744 --> 00:10:46,277
We shall.
301
00:10:49,502 --> 00:10:51,915
Ugh, tastes like lighter
fluid and breath mints.
302
00:10:51,940 --> 00:10:54,207
Yeah, I don't think you're
supposed to drink it straight.
303
00:10:54,209 --> 00:10:56,609
I wouldn't want to drink it gay either.
304
00:10:56,611 --> 00:10:58,177
Wow, that was bad.
305
00:10:58,179 --> 00:10:59,812
So bad. Horrendous.
306
00:10:59,814 --> 00:11:01,714
See? I'm not closed off.
307
00:11:01,716 --> 00:11:04,417
I was very open to the fact
that that was an awful joke.
308
00:11:04,419 --> 00:11:06,319
I didn't say you're closed
off about everything.
309
00:11:06,321 --> 00:11:08,254
Just everything emotional.
310
00:11:08,256 --> 00:11:10,990
It's just standard dude stuff, I guess.
311
00:11:10,992 --> 00:11:13,559
I'm sorry, I don't want you to
think I'm being super critical.
312
00:11:13,561 --> 00:11:15,862
No, I don't. It's actually nice.
313
00:11:15,864 --> 00:11:18,131
With Sully, the deepest
stuff we ever talked about
314
00:11:18,133 --> 00:11:19,465
was during Truth or Dare.
315
00:11:19,467 --> 00:11:21,467
And 90% of the time,
she chose dare anyway.
316
00:11:21,469 --> 00:11:23,136
Okay, tell you what.
317
00:11:23,138 --> 00:11:24,570
This is the hood of trust.
318
00:11:24,572 --> 00:11:26,606
Everything we say here is safe.
319
00:11:26,608 --> 00:11:29,208
You can ask me anything, and
I have to answer truthfully.
320
00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:30,777
Truth or truth?
321
00:11:30,779 --> 00:11:31,911
Truth or truth.
322
00:11:31,913 --> 00:11:35,549
Okay, same goes for you.
323
00:11:35,838 --> 00:11:37,454
And nothing leaves the hood.
324
00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:38,612
Okay.
325
00:11:38,614 --> 00:11:42,041
But can we really ask
each other anything?
326
00:11:42,618 --> 00:11:43,908
Anything.
327
00:11:44,353 --> 00:11:46,019
Okay, this is my first question,
328
00:11:46,021 --> 00:11:49,189
and I really don't want it
to damage our relationship,
329
00:11:49,191 --> 00:11:50,857
but I just have to know.
330
00:11:50,859 --> 00:11:53,059
Why do you have a dream
catcher in your room?
331
00:11:53,061 --> 00:11:54,894
I made that in Webelos, jerk.
332
00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:56,830
Hood of trust.
333
00:11:56,832 --> 00:11:58,632
Okay, we're going there.
334
00:11:58,634 --> 00:12:01,001
What was up with the
side braid sophomore year?
335
00:12:01,003 --> 00:12:02,104
You never took it out.
336
00:12:02,129 --> 00:12:05,205
One minor misstep in an
otherwise flawless hair record.
337
00:12:05,207 --> 00:12:06,673
Never to be revisited.
338
00:12:06,675 --> 00:12:09,175
Speaking of things
never to be revisited:
339
00:12:09,177 --> 00:12:11,778
- Eva?
- Oh, so hot.
340
00:12:11,780 --> 00:12:13,747
- Colin?
- So hot.
341
00:12:13,749 --> 00:12:15,815
What? I was high that whole semester.
342
00:12:15,817 --> 00:12:16,635
What do you want from me?
343
00:12:16,660 --> 00:12:19,419
Yeah, your taste in guys
has not always been stellar.
344
00:12:19,421 --> 00:12:21,755
Well, excluding me, of course.
345
00:12:21,757 --> 00:12:23,256
And Jake.
346
00:12:23,258 --> 00:12:26,226
You dated Jake? Oh, right, yeah.
347
00:12:26,228 --> 00:12:27,961
Ooh! I love it!
348
00:12:27,963 --> 00:12:31,097
"Atonercise with Lissa
Miller." How'd you do that?
349
00:12:31,099 --> 00:12:32,365
On my computer.
350
00:12:32,367 --> 00:12:34,234
It's just an editing
program. It was easy.
351
00:12:34,236 --> 00:12:36,903
This looks amazing. You are so smart.
352
00:12:36,905 --> 00:12:38,171
For a townie.
353
00:12:38,173 --> 00:12:40,173
No, you're smart for a person.
354
00:12:40,175 --> 00:12:42,108
I mean that's, like, professional.
355
00:12:42,110 --> 00:12:43,777
Thanks. I have a lot of ideas
356
00:12:43,779 --> 00:12:46,046
for the club and Derek is
always shooting 'em down.
357
00:12:46,048 --> 00:12:48,648
Well, Derek needs to get a life.
358
00:12:48,650 --> 00:12:50,183
Yeah, well, maybe I do.
359
00:12:50,185 --> 00:12:51,393
What do you mean?
360
00:12:52,387 --> 00:12:54,916
I think maybe I need to start
thinking about my future.
361
00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:56,994
I don't know if it's here.
362
00:12:57,926 --> 00:12:59,426
Thank you for helping me
363
00:12:59,428 --> 00:13:01,494
with my final professional
bridesmaid's task,
364
00:13:01,496 --> 00:13:03,263
assuming that Kelly
cools it on the champagne.
365
00:13:03,265 --> 00:13:04,631
If she pukes, she'll need hair-holding,
366
00:13:04,633 --> 00:13:06,800
and that falls under my job description.
367
00:13:06,802 --> 00:13:08,596
Just doing my duty as best man.
368
00:13:09,171 --> 00:13:10,837
I also wanted to say
369
00:13:10,839 --> 00:13:13,340
I'm so glad we ran
into each other today.
370
00:13:13,342 --> 00:13:14,774
Yeah.
371
00:13:14,776 --> 00:13:17,410
Amy's really sweet and
really freaking pretty.
372
00:13:17,412 --> 00:13:19,179
I'm so glad I got to meet her.
373
00:13:19,181 --> 00:13:21,713
Thanks, but that's not why.
374
00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:24,250
I'm glad we ran into each other
375
00:13:24,252 --> 00:13:28,688
because I always hoped
we'd end up friends.
376
00:13:28,690 --> 00:13:31,891
You were way too important
to me to just fade away.
377
00:13:32,572 --> 00:13:34,327
Yeah. Me too.
378
00:13:34,611 --> 00:13:37,197
Tamara, you knew I
wanted to get married.
379
00:13:37,199 --> 00:13:39,265
It's something I've wanted a long time.
380
00:13:39,267 --> 00:13:41,568
But you weren't ready, and I get that.
381
00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:42,969
I guess.
382
00:13:42,971 --> 00:13:45,071
Okay, would you really want
to give up NYU right now
383
00:13:45,073 --> 00:13:46,973
to move to a base in North Carolina?
384
00:13:46,975 --> 00:13:48,854
I guess not.
385
00:13:49,697 --> 00:13:53,480
So, friend, what's going
on in your love life?
386
00:13:53,482 --> 00:13:55,382
- Actually, I'm dating someone.
- Yeah?
387
00:13:55,384 --> 00:13:57,417
He's tall and sweet and rich,
388
00:13:57,419 --> 00:13:59,886
and most importantly, all about me.
389
00:13:59,888 --> 00:14:02,389
- Well, that's great.
- Yeah, I'm doing good.
390
00:14:02,391 --> 00:14:04,190
The only hitch in the giddyup
391
00:14:04,192 --> 00:14:07,727
is that I've been heavily lying to him
392
00:14:07,729 --> 00:14:11,564
about being rich myself when
I'm actually $12,000 in debt,
393
00:14:11,566 --> 00:14:13,767
but, you know, in the
grand scheme of things,
394
00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:14,968
it's no biggie.
395
00:14:14,970 --> 00:14:16,803
Okay, it's a small biggie.
396
00:14:16,805 --> 00:14:17,937
It's a biggie small.
397
00:14:17,939 --> 00:14:19,406
Why do you always do that?
398
00:14:19,408 --> 00:14:20,740
I'm a wordsmith at heart.
399
00:14:20,742 --> 00:14:22,175
Equipped to quip. I can't help myself.
400
00:14:22,177 --> 00:14:23,843
No, I mean lie to guys about yourself.
401
00:14:23,845 --> 00:14:25,111
Do you not think you're enough somehow?
402
00:14:25,113 --> 00:14:26,413
What?
403
00:14:26,415 --> 00:14:27,847
You lied to me about
wanting to get married.
404
00:14:27,849 --> 00:14:29,716
You told me how you
catfished your ex that time.
405
00:14:29,718 --> 00:14:31,618
- Autumn San Francisco...
- San Diego.
406
00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:36,189
The point is you need to
come clean to this guy.
407
00:14:36,191 --> 00:14:38,892
And if he doesn't like the real you,
408
00:14:38,894 --> 00:14:41,761
maybe he isn't worth it.
409
00:14:44,532 --> 00:14:47,789
♪ All out like Janet
at the Super Bowl ♪
410
00:14:47,814 --> 00:14:49,235
What's up, sexual chocolate?
411
00:14:49,237 --> 00:14:51,494
I thought you stopped serving at 9:00.
412
00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:55,275
Did you start handing out
coupons at Urban Outfitters?
413
00:14:55,277 --> 00:14:58,845
Sadita, meet my friends,
Rick and Richard.
414
00:14:58,847 --> 00:15:00,146
- 'Sup?
- Aloha.
415
00:15:00,148 --> 00:15:01,354
No.
416
00:15:02,517 --> 00:15:04,984
Ditch these douches. I
want to hang out with you.
417
00:15:04,986 --> 00:15:06,319
Everyone else sucks.
418
00:15:06,321 --> 00:15:07,487
I can't right now, okay?
419
00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:08,666
You can't talk to me
420
00:15:08,691 --> 00:15:10,990
because you need to eat
tamales with these Ricks?
421
00:15:10,992 --> 00:15:13,460
They're huge fans of my food
and we've rescheduled a lot.
422
00:15:13,462 --> 00:15:15,895
Sorry, babe, can I meet you later?
423
00:15:15,897 --> 00:15:17,297
They're just tamales.
424
00:15:17,299 --> 00:15:19,632
It's street food! Eat a hot dog!
425
00:15:19,634 --> 00:15:21,634
If you're so desperate
to eat this [bleep],
426
00:15:21,636 --> 00:15:23,127
go to his Mami's house.
427
00:15:23,152 --> 00:15:25,305
She's the one who does
most of the cooking anyway.
428
00:15:25,307 --> 00:15:27,073
You know what, man,
we can just come back.
429
00:15:27,075 --> 00:15:29,209
Yeah, September's wide
open as of right now.
430
00:15:29,211 --> 00:15:31,845
No, no, no, no, don't
go. She's just in a mood.
431
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:34,047
- As usual.
- It's all good, brother.
432
00:15:34,049 --> 00:15:35,338
We'll catch you on the flip.
433
00:15:35,851 --> 00:15:38,685
[hip-hop music]
434
00:15:38,687 --> 00:15:40,071
♪
435
00:15:40,096 --> 00:15:41,754
Don't look at me like that, "brother."
436
00:15:41,756 --> 00:15:43,590
They'll catch you on the flip.
437
00:15:43,592 --> 00:15:44,958
What the [bleep] was that?
438
00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:46,726
Those guys were investors!
439
00:15:46,728 --> 00:15:48,495
They own a whole fleet
of grilled cheese trucks,
440
00:15:48,497 --> 00:15:51,164
and they wanted to talk to me
about expanding my business.
441
00:15:51,189 --> 00:15:54,000
- Are you crazy?
- [bleep]! I didn't know.
442
00:15:54,002 --> 00:15:57,170
No, I'm the crazy one for
getting back together with you.
443
00:15:57,172 --> 00:15:59,105
Fool me once, shame on you.
444
00:15:59,107 --> 00:16:01,479
Fool me twice, I'm out.
445
00:16:01,631 --> 00:16:03,965
I didn't...
446
00:16:06,747 --> 00:16:09,716
I think if we'd have met in
college, we'd be engaged now.
447
00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:13,253
Who knows? We've tried so many times.
448
00:16:13,255 --> 00:16:15,421
But you're probably right.
449
00:16:15,423 --> 00:16:16,789
Maybe if we met when we were older.
450
00:16:16,791 --> 00:16:19,125
After you'd sowed your wild oats?
451
00:16:19,127 --> 00:16:20,360
Mine?
452
00:16:20,362 --> 00:16:22,128
Some of your oats have
been pretty wild too.
453
00:16:22,130 --> 00:16:23,930
Fair.
454
00:16:23,932 --> 00:16:27,734
You know, in some ways,
we grew up together.
455
00:16:27,736 --> 00:16:30,503
Well, sometimes
together, sometimes apart.
456
00:16:30,505 --> 00:16:34,307
Either way, you're one of the
closest friends I've ever had.
457
00:16:34,309 --> 00:16:35,675
Probably ever will have.
458
00:16:35,677 --> 00:16:37,143
Thanks, Jenna.
459
00:16:37,145 --> 00:16:39,299
You're welcome, Matthew.
460
00:16:39,648 --> 00:16:41,111
You know...
461
00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:43,383
Never mind.
462
00:16:43,385 --> 00:16:44,330
No, what?
463
00:16:44,355 --> 00:16:45,996
I don't know what it is about you,
464
00:16:46,021 --> 00:16:48,421
but whenever something
important happens in my life,
465
00:16:48,423 --> 00:16:50,623
whether it's good or bad,
466
00:16:50,625 --> 00:16:53,604
you're the first person I
want to talk to about it.
467
00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:57,597
Yeah, we've known each other for so long
468
00:16:57,599 --> 00:16:59,596
and been through so much,
469
00:17:00,335 --> 00:17:03,903
you're like a blankie that
smells like my mom's oak chest
470
00:17:03,905 --> 00:17:06,372
and still has bite marks
from when I was teething.
471
00:17:06,374 --> 00:17:08,474
Gee, thanks. I'm a ratty old blanket?
472
00:17:08,476 --> 00:17:10,810
You know what I mean. You're like...
473
00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:14,291
I don't know, home to me.
474
00:17:15,383 --> 00:17:17,483
Well, one thing's for certain.
475
00:17:17,485 --> 00:17:19,218
Our timing's always been off.
476
00:17:19,220 --> 00:17:20,887
[vehicle approaching]
477
00:17:22,823 --> 00:17:24,390
Always.
478
00:17:28,196 --> 00:17:31,031
[cell phone dialing tones]
479
00:17:31,033 --> 00:17:32,466
Patrick.
480
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:34,274
Hi, it's me.
481
00:17:34,837 --> 00:17:38,539
There's something that
I need to tell you.
482
00:17:41,910 --> 00:17:43,344
How did he know where to find me?
483
00:17:43,346 --> 00:17:45,079
He texted me looking for you.
484
00:17:45,081 --> 00:17:47,173
Wait, I'm sorry. You guys text?
485
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:49,984
You weren't answering my calls.
486
00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:51,719
He said he really needed to apologize.
487
00:17:51,721 --> 00:17:53,721
And I thought you'd want to hear it.
488
00:17:53,723 --> 00:17:55,189
I'm sorry I involved you, man.
489
00:17:55,191 --> 00:17:56,690
It's just, whenever something happens,
490
00:17:56,692 --> 00:17:58,493
you're the one she wants to talk to.
491
00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:00,823
Can I talk to you?
492
00:18:01,130 --> 00:18:04,398
♪
493
00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:06,233
♪ I love ♪
494
00:18:06,235 --> 00:18:09,103
♪
495
00:18:09,105 --> 00:18:10,871
Jenna, look, I'm sorry.
496
00:18:10,873 --> 00:18:13,493
I don't know what got
into me this morning.
497
00:18:14,443 --> 00:18:15,643
[sighs]
498
00:18:15,645 --> 00:18:17,611
Actually, no. I do know.
499
00:18:17,613 --> 00:18:20,281
You were right about me and Lizzy.
500
00:18:20,283 --> 00:18:22,183
- What?
- Nothing happened.
501
00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:23,617
Nothing ever would happen.
502
00:18:23,619 --> 00:18:24,952
I have to admit that I wanted Lizzy
503
00:18:24,954 --> 00:18:27,087
to think that it was
still a possibility.
504
00:18:27,089 --> 00:18:30,224
All the author events and
the readings she takes me to,
505
00:18:30,226 --> 00:18:31,618
they're a huge opportunity.
506
00:18:31,643 --> 00:18:33,563
And I'm not in a position
to turn that stuff down.
507
00:18:33,579 --> 00:18:35,779
I'm sorry I couldn't
just admit it earlier,
508
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,914
but I hadn't really
admitted it to myself.
509
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:40,184
That's why I was such a jerk
when you called me on it.
510
00:18:40,186 --> 00:18:41,516
Okay.
511
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:43,930
I was wrong.
512
00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:46,735
And I was weak.
513
00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:50,428
And I'm really embarrassed.
514
00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:51,751
And sorry.
515
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,098
Can you forgive me?
516
00:18:54,100 --> 00:18:57,068
As far as apologies go,
that was a pretty good one.
517
00:18:57,070 --> 00:18:58,536
I can do better.
518
00:18:58,538 --> 00:18:59,671
Do you remember how you always wanted
519
00:18:59,673 --> 00:19:01,172
to get into SCU more than anything?
520
00:19:01,174 --> 00:19:02,540
Dean Strauss just emailed me.
521
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:03,696
He loves your stuff,
522
00:19:03,721 --> 00:19:05,209
and he wants you to
come in for an interview.
523
00:19:05,211 --> 00:19:06,477
Are you serious?
524
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:07,945
He thinks you have a unique voice.
525
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:10,214
I sent him a couple of your
best pieces a few weeks ago.
526
00:19:10,216 --> 00:19:11,683
I hope that's okay.
527
00:19:11,685 --> 00:19:12,784
I wanted it to be a surprise.
528
00:19:12,786 --> 00:19:15,046
I'm definitely surprised.
529
00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:16,654
With your grades from Wyckoff
530
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:17,989
and your track record at Idea Bin,
531
00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,857
you have a real shot at transferring.
532
00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:22,927
This is amazing. I can't
believe you did that.
533
00:19:22,929 --> 00:19:24,274
Huh!
534
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,664
He really said I have a unique voice?
535
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:28,633
- He really said that?
- I have the email to prove it.
536
00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:29,938
Let's go home.
537
00:19:30,904 --> 00:19:32,970
I stocked the freezer with Rocky Road.
538
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:35,984
You are a really good apologizer.
539
00:19:36,009 --> 00:19:37,709
♪ Over here ♪
540
00:19:37,711 --> 00:19:42,046
♪ Ah over here ♪
541
00:19:42,048 --> 00:19:43,626
One sec.
542
00:19:43,651 --> 00:19:52,132
♪
543
00:19:52,157 --> 00:19:55,196
Thank you for telling
him where to find me.
544
00:19:56,062 --> 00:19:57,929
And thank you for tonight.
545
00:19:57,931 --> 00:19:59,964
Hey, that's what friends are for.
546
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:01,566
♪ I'll wait, I'll
wait, I'll wait ♪
547
00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:03,935
♪ I'll wait right here ♪
548
00:20:03,937 --> 00:20:07,705
♪ I'll stand for years
and years and years ♪
549
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,307
♪ I'll wait, I'll wait ♪
550
00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:11,642
♪ I'll wait, I'll
wait right here ♪
551
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:15,480
♪ I'll stand for years
and years and years ♪
552
00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:17,782
♪ I'll wait, I'll wait,
I'll wait, I'll wait ♪
553
00:20:17,784 --> 00:20:22,186
♪ Right ah over here ♪
554
00:20:22,188 --> 00:20:26,290
♪ Ah over here ♪
555
00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:29,116
♪
556
00:20:29,141 --> 00:20:31,141
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