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Previously on "Awkward"...

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What did happen with Matty?
Everyone is dying to know.

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- Who's that sloppy rando?
- That's my girlfriend.

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You're not the same
girl you were last year.

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You have changed.

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Three complicated words to hear

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after having sex with your ex.

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What do you mean?

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Well, I couldn't help
noticing... this is new.

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Stop. You're too
distracting. I have to work.

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It's okay. I have pictures of my ex too.

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He is your ex, right?
You're not still...

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No, not even friends or...

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people who even speak to each other.

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Whoa. What happened?

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I haven't really been
up for talking about it.

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I'm sorry, I probably
shouldn't have asked.

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It's just, it's you, and I care.

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Maybe it was because
I knew he genuinely did

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or maybe because it was because
we had just bared our bodies,

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so why not bare my soul?

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Whatever it was, I felt
comfortable with him

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and before I could second guess it,

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everything was coming out.

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I thought it was impossible, but...

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_

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I've never been more in love with Matty.

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He's gonna be here tomorrow,

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and I've got butterflies.

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I've hated the long distance thing,

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but in a lot of ways,
it's been good for us.

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They appreciate each other in a new way.

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It's wicked sweet to see.

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You two will be at the
co-op Halloween party, right?

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You have to go.

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Everyone in my Great Books group
said it's the party of the year,

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and those people know how to party.

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Yeah, there's no way
we're gonna miss it.

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Oh, hey, Matty and I are
going to FaceTime tonight.

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Will you guys, uh...

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Already leaving.

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With 2,500 miles between us,

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I decided to give Matty a
little more than FaceTime.

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Your boobs got bigger!

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Synced and corrected by Chitorafa
www.addic7ed.com

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Do you think Matty would
be into a staged reading

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- of an Edgar Allan Poe poem?
- Don't do that to him.

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All I know for sure
is that I am definitely

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taking him to the co-op Halloween party.

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It's gonna be insane.

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That is a lot of out-of-bed action

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for a bone-a-thon weekend.

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Hey, J. Thanks for the loaner.

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Here.

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You in for organic Tequila Taco Tuesday?

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I'm on guac.

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Great, all right.

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Sorry, I know the timing
sucked with the Adam breakup,

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- and I'm sorry I wasn't...
- It's fine.

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He was committed to shipping off

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and serving our country
and I was committed

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- to not being a teenage bride.
- Hey, Jenna.

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I'll always be a patriot,

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but I think I'm finally
moving on from Adam.

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Going out tonight. I
mean, I go out most nights,

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but yeah, tonight too.

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Jenna, vamoose. Everyone's on the roof.

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The Jaeger's disgusting,
but it's almost gone.

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Let's roll.

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Go! I have to primp
and crimp before din.

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X-O-X-O!

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Great. Love you. Bye.

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_

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Hey, Kiki. Hi, everyone.

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It is freezing out, huh? Burr-tal.

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Just grabbing my bag.

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We have a rezzie at Hoof & Grouse.

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Oh, dish-delish. I've
been wanting to go there.

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Let me just grab my coat.

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Oh, apologies, sweetie.
Our rez is for five,

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a hard five and there's
a dress code, so...

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You know?

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Yeah, actually, I just remembered,

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I have plans with Janet
from down the hall,

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so we're all cool.

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That's nice. Have fun with Janet.

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Soon, Matty would be with me
in Maine, meeting my friends,

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seeing my new life.

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It would be like worlds colliding

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and it was happening
in only three hours.

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Or right now.

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Matty! When do you...

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What do you... When did you...

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Mm.

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Did you catch an earlier flight?

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- What about your soccer game?
- It was rescheduled.

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That's great... I mean,
I'm sorry about your team.

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That must be annoying,
but I am not sorry for us.

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God, I missed you.

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Just this face, these lips, these eyes.

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This.

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Jenna, I need you.

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Charlie's having... oh, Matty McKibben.

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Holy hell, you're already here.

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Hi, Britta.

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Oh, my God, you're tall IRL, and hot.

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Thank you. It's nice to meet you too.

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Uh, Brit, you mind giving
us a couple more minutes

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to finish catching up?

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Oh! Oh, yeah. Right on. Got it.

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Um, but the thing is,
everyone's hanging out

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in Charlie's room and
stupid Zed's there.

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Zed is my garbage can-ex

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who I may still be in love with.

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I know, don't get me started.

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So, uh, you know, I can't see
that garbage can without you.

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It's just that Matty
just got here, and...

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Well, Jenna, if you
want to go, I want to go.

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As long as I'm with you, I'm good.

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And if there's beer.

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Cutest couple ever.

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I can't even. I need a pic.

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The world needs proof that
young love effing does exist.

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- Welcome to Palos Hills International Airport.
- _

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Mommy!

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_

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My angel.

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Home for fall break, and just in time

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for us to celebrate
your birthday together.

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Honey bunny, how long
is your fall break for?

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Forever.

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I dropped out.

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Hey. This is home-brewed,
pumpkin flavored.

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Call it the Wycoff.

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- Whoa.
- You'll love it.

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Yeah, it's great.

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Okay.

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Oh.

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Uh, you shouldn't be naming
that after your school.

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Oh, my bad.

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Well, Jenna digs it, so
I figured you would...

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- Yeah.
- But we got other sauce.

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What-what gets your buzz on?

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Um, anything that doesn't
have pumpkin flavors.

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Okay.

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Matty McKibben, we're doing a survey.

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Who are your top five
favorite post-modern writers?

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Britta and I are in this amazing

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post-modern fiction seminar.

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Okay, uh, you know,

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I like Vonnegut just
as much as the next guy,

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but is this what you guys
really talk about at parties?

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We live in the woods and half the campus

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is boycotting social media,
so, yeah, this is what we do.

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Who else is on your list?

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You a Pynchon guy, a Nabokov guy?

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Or are you a David Foster Wallace freak?

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I bet you are.

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You know, I'm not
into picking favorites.

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I love all those guys.

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Hey, you want to go back to your room?

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I was torn. I felt in my element,

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but I had seen how not
in his element Matty was.

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We had lots of time for Matty
to get to know my friends.

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Right now was all about
knowing each other.

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Every inch of each other.

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I woke up with the butterflies gone

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and two of my favorite
guys, Albert Camus and Matty.

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I was a lucky girl...

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and a late one.

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Hey, not so fast. You're
not going anywhere.

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Oh, I wish I could,

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but we're doing "The Stranger"
today, and I can't miss it.

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You're leaving me for a stranger?

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But look, you are gonna
have a great day on campus.

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I made a list for you.

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First, you have to get a
croissant from Cafe Foucault.

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They're unbelievable. Ooh.

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Next door is the thrift store.

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Maybe you'll find a
Halloween costume there,

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and I know you have the big game,

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so here's a guest pass to the gym.

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I know you can't miss a workout.

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Let me see the list.

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- Oh, gotcha! Gotcha.
- Oh!

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You can't leave now.
You're skipping class.

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Deal with it.

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Look, it's not even snowing.

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Was that a possibility?

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Have a good day. I love you.

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$585.

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For two black cotton T-shirts?

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For two organic cotton ebony tops.

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That's not my price point for tops.

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Well, that's a sad.

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- Ring 'em up, shop bitch.
- Sadie!

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Gross. Stop gawking.

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I saw a familiar face and I took pity.

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Don't wet your pants over it.

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Chop chop, Tilda Skanton.

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You work retail, so work it.

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Quitting college is a
big decision, sweetie.

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Vanderbilt had a lot to offer you.

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Like slow Wi-Fi and way too many

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classes about books?

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Like your future husband.

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Vandy breeds bread-winners.

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That campus is crawling
with marriage material.

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Mm, I did like the boys,

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but once I realized all I wanted
to be was a Palos Hills Mom,

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I was like, "Lissa,

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"why are you torturing
yourself at boring college

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"when you could go home
and get the best education

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from the prettiest
Palos Hills Mom ever?"

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I see your plan now,
darling, and it's beautiful.

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I am honored to welcome you
to Lesley Miller College.

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Classes start today.

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To the birthday girl
and Vanderbilt dropout.

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Jake?

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Oh.

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Uh, deliciosia, and maravillosa,

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tu cumpleaños, estoy.

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Matty.

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Oh, Matty.

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It smells like boy and calzones in here.

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Well, I am a boy, and
I did eat calzones.

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In the room?

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Yeah, that's the beauty of delivery.

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- Delivery?
- Uh-huh.

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Been here all day?

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Yeah, it's like two degrees
out there. I'm resting up.

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- For the parties tonight?
- No, for you.

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Hey, put that hippie stuff away
and come back to bed with me.

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I'd known Matty to eat calzones.

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I had never known him to sleep all day.

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It spooked me.

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Come on, we've got to
get our costumes ready

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for the party tonight.

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Mm, costumes, do we have to?

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Yes, it's Halloween.

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- Jake.
- Lissa.

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Why did you run away
from me to come here?

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It smells.

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I was embarrassed.

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I should've never taken
this dumb gap year.

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I should've gone to college.

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Are you joshing me?

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College is really hard and confusing.

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Did you know you have
to take different classes

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on different days at different times

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in different buildings? It's nuts.

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- No, that's standard, I think.
- College is stupid.

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Did you drop out, Lissa?

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Not going to college is
going to be the best decision

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of my life, yours too if you let it.

256
00:10:39,628 --> 00:10:41,039
Hey, is that a joint, Rosati?

257
00:10:41,041 --> 00:10:42,540
- No...
- Yes!

258
00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:44,442
- You're fired.
- Oh, señor, no...

259
00:10:44,444 --> 00:10:47,145
Yay.

260
00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,714
It really is my b-day,
and your present is

261
00:10:49,716 --> 00:10:51,000
to spend the rest of today with me.

262
00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:53,061
I needed that job, Lissa.

263
00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:55,587
Well, I know a place always
looking to hire cute boys.

264
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:01,860
I went as my favorite author.

265
00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:03,495
Matty went in his favorite hoodie,

266
00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:05,497
but who cared if he
didn't wear a costume?

267
00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:08,466
We were together, so this
Hallow's Eve felt like heaven.

268
00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:13,304
- Joan Didion!
- Yes!

269
00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:16,641
I'm obsessed, and what are you?

270
00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:18,132
Some athlete?

271
00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:20,445
Oh, I don't know sports people.

272
00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:22,514
Or are you supposed to be
an all-around dumb jock?

273
00:11:26,157 --> 00:11:27,957
Matty had been called a dumb jock,

274
00:11:27,959 --> 00:11:30,108
but he was smart enough
not to let it bother him.

275
00:11:30,133 --> 00:11:31,666
I was proud of him for letting it go

276
00:11:31,668 --> 00:11:33,301
and enjoying the party,
and not even needing

277
00:11:33,303 --> 00:11:35,036
to be by my side to do it.

278
00:11:35,038 --> 00:11:37,339
I mean, call me a dreamer,
but I wouldn't be mad

279
00:11:37,341 --> 00:11:39,441
if Kanye West was our
next poet laureate.

280
00:11:39,443 --> 00:11:42,811
God, his wife is freakin' hot.

281
00:11:42,813 --> 00:11:44,312
I guess if you want to view her

282
00:11:44,314 --> 00:11:46,664
through the male gaze, she's hot.

283
00:11:46,689 --> 00:11:48,583
What other gaze could I have?

284
00:11:48,585 --> 00:11:50,078
It's so bizarre that you and Jenna

285
00:11:50,102 --> 00:11:51,802
are both from California, but that Jenna

286
00:11:51,804 --> 00:11:53,217
doesn't seem like it at all.

287
00:11:53,242 --> 00:11:54,505
Yeah? What does she seem like?

288
00:11:54,507 --> 00:11:57,202
You know, like, Jenna.
Like, Jenna doesn't surf.

289
00:11:57,227 --> 00:11:59,276
I don't surf either.

290
00:11:59,278 --> 00:12:02,146
- But you seem like you do.
- Mm-hmm.

291
00:12:02,148 --> 00:12:03,894
Yeah? What does that mean?

292
00:12:04,984 --> 00:12:07,418
It's a compliment.
Everyone loves a surfer.

293
00:12:08,486 --> 00:12:11,043
Yeah, okay.

294
00:12:13,259 --> 00:12:15,125
All I know is that being a vegetarian

295
00:12:15,127 --> 00:12:18,054
has definitely made my boobs bigger.

296
00:12:18,079 --> 00:12:19,445
- Hey, babe.
- Hi.

297
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,314
I was just telling everyone about...

298
00:12:21,316 --> 00:12:22,582
Hey, yeah, I heard. Can we leave?

299
00:12:22,584 --> 00:12:24,384
I'm, uh, tired.

300
00:12:24,386 --> 00:12:26,419
From what? You slept all day.

301
00:12:26,421 --> 00:12:28,154
I didn't know that was a problem.

302
00:12:28,156 --> 00:12:30,256
Sorry, it's just that
it's barely 1:00 a.m.

303
00:12:30,258 --> 00:12:31,691
and I'm having a great time

304
00:12:31,693 --> 00:12:33,326
and there's so many more
friends I want you to meet.

305
00:12:33,328 --> 00:12:35,261
Jenna, your friends are boring,

306
00:12:35,263 --> 00:12:36,596
and I literally don't care

307
00:12:36,598 --> 00:12:38,484
about anything they are saying.

308
00:12:41,036 --> 00:12:42,962
Okay, let's go.

309
00:12:49,211 --> 00:12:50,643
Let her go.

310
00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:52,879
The woods and granola
people have Hempilton now.

311
00:12:52,881 --> 00:12:55,927
That self-absorbed mope is
their problem, not yours.

312
00:12:55,952 --> 00:12:57,594
You are so bad.

313
00:12:57,619 --> 00:13:00,486
I should not be letting you
talk about Jenna that way.

314
00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:02,188
Please, please don't stop.

315
00:13:02,190 --> 00:13:04,290
No one talks [bleep] about
Jenna to me except me.

316
00:13:04,292 --> 00:13:06,593
We had such different
high school experiences.

317
00:13:06,595 --> 00:13:10,263
Yeah, back then I had a BFF
who RSVP'ed when I SOS'ed.

318
00:13:10,265 --> 00:13:11,698
Now Jenna's MIA, a.m. to p.m.

319
00:13:11,700 --> 00:13:14,100
living like some 24-hour party person

320
00:13:14,102 --> 00:13:16,297
while I'm like James
Franco in "127 Hours,"

321
00:13:16,321 --> 00:13:18,388
except I am not going
to cut off my own arm.

322
00:13:18,390 --> 00:13:19,890
I am going to die.

323
00:13:19,891 --> 00:13:23,292
You make me so, so sad.

324
00:13:23,294 --> 00:13:25,594
I'm sorry. I haven't found my crowd yet.

325
00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:27,496
I've always had a
crowd. Where is my crowd?

326
00:13:27,498 --> 00:13:30,800
Stop screaming like a
hysterical menstrual cramp.

327
00:13:30,802 --> 00:13:32,301
Listen up.

328
00:13:32,303 --> 00:13:34,570
Don't worry about Jenna
or anyone back home.

329
00:13:34,572 --> 00:13:36,372
You're in New York City.

330
00:13:36,374 --> 00:13:38,741
Forget about that life and those losers

331
00:13:38,743 --> 00:13:40,276
and start living this one.

332
00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:42,578
- How's Sergio like that MO?
- We have an agreement.

333
00:13:42,603 --> 00:13:44,998
We're gonna get back together
next summer, but until then,

334
00:13:45,023 --> 00:13:47,650
I am free to devour the Big Apple

335
00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:49,118
and I am loving it.

336
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,386
I go to the perfect school.

337
00:13:50,388 --> 00:13:52,288
I have all these amazing new friends.

338
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,023
Oh, my God! Tell me all about them.

339
00:13:54,025 --> 00:13:55,758
What are they like? Tell me their names.

340
00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:57,026
Use detail. Make it real.

341
00:13:57,028 --> 00:13:59,562
It has been so long for me.

342
00:14:01,631 --> 00:14:02,965
Ugh, fine.

343
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,267
Harsh truth, the
Columbia brats are nerds.

344
00:14:05,269 --> 00:14:06,569
I mostly hate them.

345
00:14:06,571 --> 00:14:08,471
They never even want
to go below 82nd Street.

346
00:14:08,473 --> 00:14:11,574
Oh, that's where I live!
Like way, way below.

347
00:14:11,576 --> 00:14:14,009
I know. I am so crashing
at your place tonight.

348
00:14:14,011 --> 00:14:15,511
Fantastical,

349
00:14:15,513 --> 00:14:17,046
but we should leave before
the bartender boots us

350
00:14:17,048 --> 00:14:18,681
for ordering large zilches.

351
00:14:18,683 --> 00:14:21,784
We are not leaving here
until we are full of martinis

352
00:14:21,786 --> 00:14:23,219
and bad decisions.

353
00:14:23,221 --> 00:14:26,122
Uh, with my nada cash
and my epic fail fake,

354
00:14:26,124 --> 00:14:28,190
you are living the impossible dream.

355
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:30,616
Tomorrow, we are
getting you a credit card

356
00:14:30,641 --> 00:14:32,993
and a for-real fake ID.

357
00:14:33,397 --> 00:14:37,333
Can you believe those people?
So many boring weirdoes.

358
00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:39,635
You're so good at faking
being into their BS.

359
00:14:39,637 --> 00:14:41,337
I can't do it. Nope.

360
00:14:41,601 --> 00:14:42,772
Okay, you know what?

361
00:14:42,774 --> 00:14:44,640
I don't have to fake
it with those people,

362
00:14:44,642 --> 00:14:47,743
because I like them, and
I like what we talk about.

363
00:14:47,745 --> 00:14:50,379
Well, pardon me for
not being pretentious.

364
00:14:50,381 --> 00:14:51,714
You don't have to be pretentious,

365
00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:53,249
but you do have to try.

366
00:14:53,251 --> 00:14:54,650
All we've done since you got here

367
00:14:54,652 --> 00:14:56,152
is leave parties.

368
00:14:56,154 --> 00:14:58,670
That wasn't a party.
There wasn't even a keg.

369
00:14:58,695 --> 00:15:01,257
Okay, so because there wasn't a keg,

370
00:15:01,259 --> 00:15:03,311
that gave you permission to be a jerk?

371
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:06,796
I'm sorry that my friends aren't
as cool as your soccer friends.

372
00:15:06,798 --> 00:15:08,278
No, I quit soccer.

373
00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,934
- What? Why?
- It's not a big deal.

374
00:15:11,936 --> 00:15:13,636
I was riding the bench and it sucked.

375
00:15:15,639 --> 00:15:18,774
Okay, but isn't that what freshmen do?

376
00:15:18,776 --> 00:15:21,677
Not me, Jenna. I've
never ridden the bench,

377
00:15:21,679 --> 00:15:23,279
but you know what?

378
00:15:23,281 --> 00:15:25,080
I was never gonna be
as good as those guys,

379
00:15:25,082 --> 00:15:26,615
so why waste more time?

380
00:15:26,617 --> 00:15:29,852
You know, they didn't
even... care when I left.

381
00:15:29,854 --> 00:15:31,453
Turns out Matty had
been wearing a costume

382
00:15:31,455 --> 00:15:33,489
tonight and I didn't even know.

383
00:15:33,491 --> 00:15:35,758
- Why didn't you tell me?
- 'Cause of this.

384
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:39,181
I knew you'd make it into
a big deal, and it is not.

385
00:15:39,831 --> 00:15:40,974
Okay.

386
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:43,199
So if it's not a big deal,
why are you so pissed?

387
00:15:43,201 --> 00:15:45,061
I'm not pissed!

388
00:15:45,870 --> 00:15:48,504
Okay. I'm sorry.

389
00:15:54,344 --> 00:15:56,011
I could've reached out to him,

390
00:15:56,013 --> 00:15:57,646
told him everything was gonna be okay,

391
00:15:57,648 --> 00:16:01,250
but I didn't, and he didn't either.

392
00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:03,319
Instead, we lay inches
away from each other

393
00:16:03,321 --> 00:16:05,458
with miles between us.

394
00:16:08,926 --> 00:16:11,493
I start tomorrow. Just
gonna be folding towels,

395
00:16:11,495 --> 00:16:14,363
but Derek says that upward
mobility is a thing here.

396
00:16:14,365 --> 00:16:15,764
Congratulations, Jakey.

397
00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:17,600
Well, thank you for
setting up the interview

398
00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:19,335
and for putting in the good word for me.

399
00:16:19,337 --> 00:16:20,803
It was easy.

400
00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:23,772
The last pool boy was
ugly and maybe on meth.

401
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,241
You're way better.

402
00:16:25,243 --> 00:16:27,810
Lissa, will you let me
take you out to dinner

403
00:16:27,812 --> 00:16:29,645
as a real birthday present?

404
00:16:29,647 --> 00:16:32,648
Yes, but Jake, move, you're in my sun.

405
00:16:32,650 --> 00:16:35,017
Oh. Oh.

406
00:16:35,019 --> 00:16:37,119
You'll get the hang of where
to stand after a few days.

407
00:16:39,423 --> 00:16:41,690
Isn't this better than college?

408
00:16:41,692 --> 00:16:42,913
Way better.

409
00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:51,533
Last night was bad, but was it this bad?

410
00:16:51,535 --> 00:16:53,802
I was trying to help
Matty, not lose him.

411
00:16:54,008 --> 00:16:55,966
Oh, my God, had I lost Matty?

412
00:16:57,507 --> 00:16:58,607
Hey.

413
00:16:58,609 --> 00:17:00,576
Matty, I-I don't... I thought you...

414
00:17:00,578 --> 00:17:04,013
Went to the gym, because I did.

415
00:17:04,015 --> 00:17:05,581
- I thought you'd left.
- Are you kidding? No.

416
00:17:05,583 --> 00:17:07,449
I went to Cafe Foucault
too. You were right.

417
00:17:07,451 --> 00:17:09,318
Their croissants are insane. I got four.

418
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,687
There's only one left.
It's got your name on it.

419
00:17:15,825 --> 00:17:18,990
Hey, so...

420
00:17:19,771 --> 00:17:21,821
I am sorry about last night.

421
00:17:22,133 --> 00:17:25,403
You were right to call me
out and I'm glad you did.

422
00:17:25,903 --> 00:17:27,469
It was a wake-up call,

423
00:17:27,471 --> 00:17:31,006
and, well, I have decided
I want to make some changes.

424
00:17:31,437 --> 00:17:32,541
I want to come here.

425
00:17:32,543 --> 00:17:34,643
Here? What do you mean? You are here.

426
00:17:34,645 --> 00:17:39,381
I mean be here permanently.
I'm transferring to Wycoff.

427
00:17:46,485 --> 00:17:48,119
You look freaked out.

428
00:17:48,121 --> 00:17:50,755
Not even a little bit excited?

429
00:17:51,430 --> 00:17:53,798
Uh, I-I-I am.

430
00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:58,192
It's just, um, it's a lot to take in.

431
00:17:58,194 --> 00:18:01,963
I didn't realize you
liked Wycoff so much.

432
00:18:01,965 --> 00:18:03,898
I like it more than Berkeley.

433
00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:05,733
We don't even have a soccer team.

434
00:18:05,735 --> 00:18:07,609
- I don't play soccer anymore.
- Right.

435
00:18:07,633 --> 00:18:09,499
It just seems like you haven't exactly

436
00:18:09,501 --> 00:18:12,069
been loving the people here.

437
00:18:12,071 --> 00:18:13,270
No, I like them.

438
00:18:13,272 --> 00:18:14,738
You called them boring weirdoes.

439
00:18:14,740 --> 00:18:16,382
Some of them are, but I'm sure

440
00:18:16,909 --> 00:18:19,776
there are interesting
people here somewhere.

441
00:18:19,778 --> 00:18:21,378
Look, I'm not transferring for them.

442
00:18:21,380 --> 00:18:23,146
I'm transferring for you.

443
00:18:26,023 --> 00:18:27,250
You're running away.

444
00:18:27,252 --> 00:18:29,389
Okay? You're not coming
here because it's right.

445
00:18:29,414 --> 00:18:31,521
You're coming here
because it's not Berkeley

446
00:18:31,523 --> 00:18:33,357
and I won't let you do that.

447
00:18:33,359 --> 00:18:35,459
I won't be that excuse for you.

448
00:18:35,461 --> 00:18:38,428
If you truly want to come here, great,

449
00:18:38,430 --> 00:18:40,831
but do it for you, not me.

450
00:18:41,094 --> 00:18:42,366
That is exactly what I'm doing.

451
00:18:42,368 --> 00:18:43,993
I'm doing this for me.

452
00:18:44,436 --> 00:18:46,034
I don't know, Matty.

453
00:18:47,281 --> 00:18:49,139
I don't know if I want you here.

454
00:18:51,409 --> 00:18:53,953
I didn't... I didn't mean that.

455
00:18:53,978 --> 00:18:55,712
Oh, God, maybe I did.

456
00:18:55,714 --> 00:18:57,016
Matty, just listen to me.

457
00:18:57,041 --> 00:18:58,226
Um...

458
00:18:58,251 --> 00:19:01,466
I have never felt like I do here.

459
00:19:02,521 --> 00:19:05,789
I have never felt more like myself,

460
00:19:05,791 --> 00:19:08,291
and I don't want to lose you.

461
00:19:08,293 --> 00:19:10,293
I love you with all my heart,

462
00:19:10,295 --> 00:19:13,263
but I don't want to lose
the person I'm becoming.

463
00:19:13,265 --> 00:19:16,060
If this is how you
treat someone you love...

464
00:19:17,310 --> 00:19:18,608
I don't want it.

465
00:19:19,144 --> 00:19:21,477
What? Matty, I love you.

466
00:19:21,573 --> 00:19:23,173
Well, you don't want me at Wycoff,

467
00:19:23,175 --> 00:19:24,745
I won't be at Wycoff

468
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,289
or in your life.

469
00:19:28,614 --> 00:19:30,480
Matty, don't throw this away.

470
00:19:30,482 --> 00:19:32,282
What are you... What are you...

471
00:19:32,284 --> 00:19:34,851
I'm leaving. Good-bye, Jenna.

472
00:19:51,837 --> 00:19:54,504
Come on, T, pick up the [bleep] phone.

473
00:19:57,876 --> 00:19:59,276
I have never shopped this much.

474
00:19:59,278 --> 00:20:00,577
Could've fooled me, babe.

475
00:20:00,579 --> 00:20:03,717
That $200 jumpsuit
was made for your butt.

476
00:20:03,742 --> 00:20:06,183
I know. I didn't even
recognize my own tushy.

477
00:20:07,686 --> 00:20:09,086
- Cheers.
- Yeah.

478
00:20:11,812 --> 00:20:13,056
I'm so sorry.

479
00:20:13,058 --> 00:20:14,858
I didn't realize how bad
I needed to let it out,

480
00:20:14,860 --> 00:20:17,291
but I feel a lot better.

481
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,086
Thank you.

482
00:20:23,268 --> 00:20:25,535
Luke? Jenna?

483
00:20:25,537 --> 00:20:27,137
What the hell is going on here?

484
00:20:28,309 --> 00:20:30,309
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