1 00:00:00,010 --> 00:00:01,676 My special day had veered off course 2 00:00:01,678 --> 00:00:03,479 so many times I'd lost track. 3 00:00:03,481 --> 00:00:06,500 Val hijacking graduation for her wedding? Okay. 4 00:00:06,525 --> 00:00:08,350 My mother getting ordained online 5 00:00:08,352 --> 00:00:10,152 so she could marry my guidance counselor 6 00:00:10,154 --> 00:00:13,155 to some stuffed bear she met on a ski trip, why not? 7 00:00:13,157 --> 00:00:14,556 The love of my life, who I thought 8 00:00:14,558 --> 00:00:15,624 I had all summer with 9 00:00:15,626 --> 00:00:17,226 telling me he's leaving? 10 00:00:17,228 --> 00:00:19,128 I really needed some space. 11 00:00:19,130 --> 00:00:21,329 Jenna Hamilton, Jenna Hamilton, 12 00:00:21,331 --> 00:00:24,232 please report to my office. Just kidding. 13 00:00:24,234 --> 00:00:28,770 Please report to me right now because you're my Maid of Honor. 14 00:00:28,772 --> 00:00:30,605 Everyone, let's give it up for J-Town. 15 00:00:30,607 --> 00:00:32,406 [cheers and applause] 16 00:00:32,408 --> 00:00:35,476 [upbeat music] 17 00:00:35,478 --> 00:00:38,713 18 00:00:38,715 --> 00:00:41,348 [cheers and applause] 19 00:00:41,350 --> 00:00:44,652 Sweetie, I know, it's so emotional. 20 00:00:44,654 --> 00:00:45,986 I'm getting married. 21 00:00:45,988 --> 00:00:48,022 You look so beautiful. 22 00:00:48,024 --> 00:00:49,422 You know what? You look a little too beautiful. 23 00:00:49,424 --> 00:00:50,624 You're gonna have to back it up, J-Town. 24 00:00:50,626 --> 00:00:51,692 You're upstaging the bride. 25 00:00:51,694 --> 00:00:53,193 That's good. Thank you. 26 00:00:54,696 --> 00:00:56,463 Here we go. Thank you. 27 00:00:56,465 --> 00:00:58,032 Dear friends, 28 00:00:58,057 --> 00:01:02,681 we are gathered here today for... well, your graduation. 29 00:01:02,706 --> 00:01:04,150 I'm so sorry. 30 00:01:04,821 --> 00:01:07,840 Also to join this man 31 00:01:07,842 --> 00:01:12,045 and this woman in holy cat-rimony. 32 00:01:12,047 --> 00:01:13,713 I didn't know how to break it to you. 33 00:01:13,715 --> 00:01:15,148 - Will you please go sit down? - If anyone can show cause why 34 00:01:15,150 --> 00:01:16,783 these two people should not be joined, 35 00:01:16,785 --> 00:01:18,685 speak now or forever hold your peace. 36 00:01:18,687 --> 00:01:19,719 Can I just say one thing? 37 00:01:19,721 --> 00:01:21,720 - No! - [crowd gasps] 38 00:01:22,389 --> 00:01:24,022 Not you. 39 00:01:24,024 --> 00:01:25,624 I knew Matty felt bad. 40 00:01:25,626 --> 00:01:26,925 It's not like he planned this. 41 00:01:26,927 --> 00:01:28,927 It was just bad timing. 42 00:01:28,929 --> 00:01:30,462 Just when everything was coming together 43 00:01:30,464 --> 00:01:31,797 in everyone else's world, 44 00:01:31,799 --> 00:01:33,265 everything was unraveling in mine. 45 00:01:33,267 --> 00:01:36,302 By the power vested in me by the online ministry 46 00:01:36,304 --> 00:01:37,803 SayYouDo.net, 47 00:01:37,805 --> 00:01:41,973 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 48 00:01:42,259 --> 00:01:43,641 Kiss! 49 00:01:43,643 --> 00:01:46,644 [cheers and applause] 50 00:01:46,646 --> 00:01:49,748 ["Wedding March" plays] 51 00:01:49,750 --> 00:01:51,216 52 00:01:51,218 --> 00:01:53,318 Still, it was a time of new beginnings. 53 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:54,953 I had to find a way to be happy, 54 00:01:54,955 --> 00:01:56,922 to take back control of my special day. 55 00:01:56,924 --> 00:01:57,923 Get it, girls, get it! 56 00:01:57,925 --> 00:01:59,424 [all talking at once] 57 00:01:59,426 --> 00:02:01,970 And then suddenly something hit me. 58 00:02:02,532 --> 00:02:04,562 Audience: Oh! 59 00:02:04,564 --> 00:02:06,364 Well, something besides that. 60 00:02:06,657 --> 00:02:10,212 Synced and corrected by Chitorafa www.addic7ed.com 61 00:02:10,619 --> 00:02:12,120 It's like some weird force 62 00:02:12,122 --> 00:02:14,589 was determined to keep me and Matty apart. 63 00:02:14,591 --> 00:02:16,554 Maybe we hadn't tried hard enough. 64 00:02:16,579 --> 00:02:18,813 Maybe we let too many obstacles get in the way. 65 00:02:18,838 --> 00:02:21,993 Whatever it was, we had wasted way too much time, 66 00:02:22,009 --> 00:02:23,709 which is what I was going to put a stop to. 67 00:02:23,711 --> 00:02:25,377 - Hey, Matty. - Hey. 68 00:02:25,379 --> 00:02:27,246 As soon as I could figure out where the hell he went. 69 00:02:27,248 --> 00:02:29,981 Your speech was so inspiring, Sadie. 70 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:32,084 - I'm so proud of you. - Whatever. 71 00:02:32,086 --> 00:02:33,819 You totally used your meanness for good. 72 00:02:33,821 --> 00:02:35,621 It would have been nice if someone had been there 73 00:02:35,623 --> 00:02:36,822 to share it with me. 74 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:38,190 Oh, like your mommy? 75 00:02:38,192 --> 00:02:40,992 Who gives a crap about that old slunt? 76 00:02:40,994 --> 00:02:43,160 I'm talking about Sergio. 77 00:02:43,162 --> 00:02:44,395 Anyway, who cares? 78 00:02:44,397 --> 00:02:46,030 It's no big deal. 79 00:02:46,032 --> 00:02:49,300 [Act As If's "Uh Huh" plays] 80 00:02:49,302 --> 00:02:54,171 81 00:02:54,173 --> 00:02:57,335 - Come on, Tamara, let's go. - Just chillax. 82 00:02:57,360 --> 00:02:59,877 I can't believe people are just leaving their programs. 83 00:02:59,879 --> 00:03:02,412 I'm sure that everyone appreciates your devotion 84 00:03:02,414 --> 00:03:03,781 to the school right to the end, 85 00:03:03,783 --> 00:03:05,415 but you're taking some janitor's job away. 86 00:03:05,417 --> 00:03:08,452 I did not spend hours of hard work on the program committee 87 00:03:08,454 --> 00:03:10,654 just to have my work thrown out like an old Kleenex. 88 00:03:10,656 --> 00:03:12,117 So, you're saving all of them? 89 00:03:12,142 --> 00:03:13,624 Well, what else would I do with them? 90 00:03:13,626 --> 00:03:15,025 Keep one and throw the rest away 91 00:03:15,027 --> 00:03:17,828 like any normal, non-hoarding high school girl? 92 00:03:17,830 --> 00:03:20,064 OMG, I am obsessed with "Hoarders." 93 00:03:20,066 --> 00:03:23,333 Some people are bat[bleep] crazy about throwing things away. 94 00:03:23,335 --> 00:03:24,884 Give that back! 95 00:03:25,237 --> 00:03:28,405 Old homework, three composition books, 96 00:03:28,407 --> 00:03:32,476 an A-plus book report from freshman year? 97 00:03:32,478 --> 00:03:33,943 You don't need any of this, Tamara. 98 00:03:33,945 --> 00:03:35,746 Don't tell me what I don't need. 99 00:03:35,748 --> 00:03:37,281 I worked really hard on those. 100 00:03:37,283 --> 00:03:39,383 I am allowed to preserve and commemorate my accomplishments. 101 00:03:39,385 --> 00:03:40,850 Now, give it back. 102 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:45,655 - Really? - Aww, my SAT pencil. 103 00:03:45,657 --> 00:03:47,190 Give it back! 104 00:03:49,485 --> 00:03:51,223 Hey, sweetie, where's Matty? 105 00:03:51,225 --> 00:03:52,925 Are you excited about grad night? 106 00:03:52,927 --> 00:03:54,293 Your last night of high school. 107 00:03:54,295 --> 00:03:55,892 Last night of a lot of things. 108 00:03:55,917 --> 00:03:57,367 Hey, take a spin on the Zipper for me. 109 00:03:57,392 --> 00:03:58,431 I love the Zipper. 110 00:03:58,433 --> 00:04:01,033 Ah yes, what memories the Zipper at grad night 111 00:04:01,035 --> 00:04:05,070 holds for me, crying and vomiting as it spun around. 112 00:04:05,072 --> 00:04:08,440 You rode the Zipper when you were pregnant with me? 113 00:04:08,442 --> 00:04:10,809 Of course not, the lap bar wouldn't fit around me. 114 00:04:10,811 --> 00:04:12,778 I managed to get sick just watching your father. 115 00:04:12,780 --> 00:04:14,546 Hey, remember when it got stuck all the way up? 116 00:04:14,548 --> 00:04:16,181 The only time any zipper in your orbit 117 00:04:16,183 --> 00:04:18,266 has been stuck in the up position. 118 00:04:19,019 --> 00:04:20,985 Jenna, look, I know this sucks, 119 00:04:20,987 --> 00:04:21,986 - I know you're pissed... - We're gonna go. 120 00:04:21,988 --> 00:04:23,488 But we've really got to talk. 121 00:04:23,490 --> 00:04:24,808 Okay, so... 122 00:04:25,125 --> 00:04:27,792 Hey, hey, hey, guys, listen. 123 00:04:27,794 --> 00:04:29,294 Listen to me. 124 00:04:29,296 --> 00:04:31,862 Listen, life is going to be full of challenges. 125 00:04:31,864 --> 00:04:35,567 You're gonna have roads to travel and crosses to bear, 126 00:04:35,569 --> 00:04:36,837 crumbs to brush 127 00:04:36,862 --> 00:04:40,137 and hairballs to flush, but you're gonna make it, okay? 128 00:04:40,139 --> 00:04:42,206 - 'Cause you're strong. - Thanks, right back at you. 129 00:04:42,208 --> 00:04:44,040 Oh, never buy extended warranties. 130 00:04:44,042 --> 00:04:45,175 Okay, time to go. 131 00:04:45,177 --> 00:04:46,743 We've got a honeymoon to get to. 132 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:50,180 Oh, I'm sorry, am I keeping you from your base need 133 00:04:50,182 --> 00:04:52,082 to sweep me off to my marriage bed 134 00:04:52,084 --> 00:04:54,284 so I can perform conjugal duties? 135 00:04:54,286 --> 00:04:58,555 Men are such animals, but man, once you get a taste for them? 136 00:04:58,557 --> 00:05:00,056 Mmm. 137 00:05:01,925 --> 00:05:03,892 - One more thing, J... - Val, honeymoon. 138 00:05:03,894 --> 00:05:05,461 All right, all right, all right. 139 00:05:07,897 --> 00:05:11,700 [cans rattling] 140 00:05:11,702 --> 00:05:12,768 So can we talk? 141 00:05:12,770 --> 00:05:14,003 Absolutely not. 142 00:05:14,005 --> 00:05:15,938 We only have 24 hours left, Matty. 143 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:17,507 We're not gonna waste any of it talking. 144 00:05:17,509 --> 00:05:21,209 We have an entire relationship to have tonight. 145 00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:26,211 There were so many things I never got to do with Matty, 146 00:05:26,236 --> 00:05:28,203 so I was determined to make up for lost time. 147 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:31,906 [bell rings] 148 00:05:35,290 --> 00:05:37,211 - Oh! - Ugh! 149 00:05:38,181 --> 00:05:40,577 I wanted us to pack as many different experiences 150 00:05:40,602 --> 00:05:42,736 as we could into our last night. 151 00:05:42,738 --> 00:05:45,140 - Whoo hoo! - Aah! 152 00:05:47,242 --> 00:05:48,675 [bell dings] 153 00:05:50,278 --> 00:05:52,246 Hoo hoo hoo ha! 154 00:05:55,883 --> 00:05:57,617 Why are you still carrying that thing? 155 00:05:57,619 --> 00:05:59,986 Because the locks on my car are Brokedown Palace, 156 00:05:59,988 --> 00:06:01,521 and people are sketch. 157 00:06:01,523 --> 00:06:04,558 Yeah, tweakers usually pass right over a stereo or an iPhone 158 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:06,726 so they can get their hands on some old pencils. 159 00:06:06,993 --> 00:06:09,362 Why do you have to be such a Rude Boy by Rihanna? 160 00:06:09,364 --> 00:06:12,023 Oh, come on. Hey, T, hey. 161 00:06:12,048 --> 00:06:13,148 I'm sorry. 162 00:06:13,173 --> 00:06:15,034 Everything's changing. 163 00:06:15,036 --> 00:06:16,535 Adam's back at Twentynine Palms, 164 00:06:16,537 --> 00:06:18,203 and he's getting ready to ship out. 165 00:06:18,205 --> 00:06:20,218 I'm here, and I'm getting ready to ship out. 166 00:06:20,908 --> 00:06:22,508 I was class president, Jake. 167 00:06:22,510 --> 00:06:25,077 What if I'm never president of anything else ever again? 168 00:06:25,079 --> 00:06:27,012 What if... what if this was it? 169 00:06:27,014 --> 00:06:29,078 You have a whole new life ahead of you, 170 00:06:29,103 --> 00:06:33,051 a whole new world of things to be obsessive and controlling 171 00:06:33,053 --> 00:06:36,315 and OCD about and to excel at. 172 00:06:38,357 --> 00:06:40,892 No way, red cups? 173 00:06:40,894 --> 00:06:43,361 Who would have the balls? 174 00:06:43,363 --> 00:06:46,598 [Wizardz of Oz's "Light It Up" plays] 175 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:49,533 176 00:06:49,535 --> 00:06:50,534 Whoa. 177 00:06:50,536 --> 00:06:52,102 Mama needs. 178 00:06:53,972 --> 00:06:55,806 My treat. Come on. 179 00:06:57,375 --> 00:06:58,408 Hey. 180 00:06:58,410 --> 00:07:00,477 Oh, hold on to your allowance, Rosati. 181 00:07:00,479 --> 00:07:02,345 Your money's no good here. 182 00:07:02,347 --> 00:07:05,415 Oh, great, thanks. Why? 183 00:07:05,417 --> 00:07:06,683 Look at you, dude. 184 00:07:06,685 --> 00:07:10,086 - All downhill from here. - What? 185 00:07:10,088 --> 00:07:12,321 Guys like you that wear letter jackets? 186 00:07:12,323 --> 00:07:13,956 This is as good as it ever gets. 187 00:07:13,958 --> 00:07:17,226 That jacket gets replaced with a cheap blazer and Dockers. 188 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:18,694 Middle management city. 189 00:07:18,696 --> 00:07:20,329 Assuming you make it through some night classes 190 00:07:20,331 --> 00:07:21,564 in community college. 191 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:23,633 So enjoy your last kegger on us. 192 00:07:23,635 --> 00:07:26,702 They won't have these at LensCrafters. 193 00:07:31,875 --> 00:07:33,575 [both laugh] 194 00:07:33,577 --> 00:07:36,044 I just love cotton candy so much. 195 00:07:36,046 --> 00:07:38,246 I wish I could fill a whole room with it, 196 00:07:38,248 --> 00:07:40,281 and you could just roll around in it. 197 00:07:40,283 --> 00:07:42,717 It'd be so cushy, except, ew, 198 00:07:42,719 --> 00:07:44,886 you'd probably get blue, sticky stuff everywhere. 199 00:07:44,888 --> 00:07:46,354 Will you, for the love 200 00:07:46,356 --> 00:07:48,823 of all that is holy in your simple little brain, 201 00:07:48,825 --> 00:07:50,091 shut the [bleep] up? 202 00:07:50,093 --> 00:07:51,359 I'm just trying to take your mind 203 00:07:51,361 --> 00:07:52,960 off of some of your misery and nastiness. 204 00:07:52,962 --> 00:07:55,363 Why would you want to take me out of my comfort zone? 205 00:07:55,365 --> 00:07:57,565 So that maybe when your night starts to get better, 206 00:07:57,567 --> 00:08:00,101 you won't feel bad for being such a raving B-word to me. 207 00:08:00,103 --> 00:08:02,106 What are you talking about? 208 00:08:04,673 --> 00:08:07,224 Are you kidding me? 209 00:08:10,079 --> 00:08:11,612 What are you doing here? 210 00:08:11,614 --> 00:08:13,113 Trying to build some business 211 00:08:13,115 --> 00:08:14,714 and thought you might want to see me. 212 00:08:14,716 --> 00:08:16,015 You thought wrong. 213 00:08:16,017 --> 00:08:18,918 This is a high school function. 214 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:20,387 You're not invited. 215 00:08:20,389 --> 00:08:23,223 Shouldn't you have to have a permit or something? 216 00:08:23,225 --> 00:08:25,758 Seriously? You told me she wanted to apologize. 217 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:27,300 She does. 218 00:08:27,896 --> 00:08:29,090 Just wait here. 219 00:08:32,433 --> 00:08:34,500 Oh, a romantic night at the beach. 220 00:08:34,502 --> 00:08:36,368 Well, the real one was too windy, 221 00:08:36,370 --> 00:08:39,072 plus it'd be rude to bail on grad night. 222 00:08:39,074 --> 00:08:40,573 Okay, what do you keep doing? 223 00:08:40,575 --> 00:08:42,374 Checking things off our to-do list. 224 00:08:42,376 --> 00:08:44,943 Oh, you are very... 225 00:08:46,247 --> 00:08:47,779 Organized. 226 00:08:51,642 --> 00:08:52,940 No. 227 00:08:53,179 --> 00:08:54,344 Empty calories. 228 00:08:54,346 --> 00:08:56,446 Jenna, I am here as a friend, okay? 229 00:08:56,448 --> 00:08:57,647 A friend with a conscience. 230 00:08:57,649 --> 00:09:00,110 Comfort food is a slippery slope. 231 00:09:00,852 --> 00:09:02,352 You're gonna be cold in your dorm, 232 00:09:02,354 --> 00:09:03,446 and you're gonna be tempted 233 00:09:03,471 --> 00:09:05,666 by something called instant ramen... don't do it. 234 00:09:05,691 --> 00:09:07,924 The sodium alone will bloat you like nobody's business. 235 00:09:07,926 --> 00:09:09,492 - Okay, sorry, guys. - Trust me. 236 00:09:09,494 --> 00:09:10,760 Take it from someone who couldn't fit 237 00:09:10,762 --> 00:09:12,962 into her shower stall freshman year! 238 00:09:12,964 --> 00:09:14,464 Enjoy the romance. 239 00:09:14,466 --> 00:09:16,388 He really wants to apologize. 240 00:09:16,735 --> 00:09:18,635 He told me so. 241 00:09:18,637 --> 00:09:21,204 He's really hurting and will do anything to get you back. 242 00:09:21,206 --> 00:09:22,905 Then why didn't he just call me? 243 00:09:22,907 --> 00:09:26,375 Because he's probably afraid to because you're so mean. 244 00:09:26,377 --> 00:09:27,743 I'm not that mean. 245 00:09:27,745 --> 00:09:28,845 Yes, you are! 246 00:09:28,847 --> 00:09:30,046 You wouldn't even let me sit with you 247 00:09:30,048 --> 00:09:32,248 on the scariest ride here! 248 00:09:33,838 --> 00:09:34,728 Official make-out session 249 00:09:34,753 --> 00:09:36,520 in the best make-out spot in school? 250 00:09:36,876 --> 00:09:37,998 Check. 251 00:09:38,985 --> 00:09:40,812 Nope, time for the drive-in movie. 252 00:09:40,837 --> 00:09:43,947 Oh, I think there's one in 1977. 253 00:09:44,389 --> 00:09:47,517 If we hurry to the time machine, I think we'll make it. 254 00:09:47,542 --> 00:09:48,674 Come on. 255 00:09:50,431 --> 00:09:54,267 Okay, so I've got "Titanic," 256 00:09:54,269 --> 00:09:55,935 "Pretty Woman," "Transformers"... 257 00:09:55,937 --> 00:09:57,636 which I'll suffer through just for you... 258 00:09:57,638 --> 00:09:59,605 Ooh, "Lady & The Tramp." 259 00:09:59,607 --> 00:10:01,841 Um, I was enjoying just making out. 260 00:10:01,843 --> 00:10:03,251 We're running out of time. 261 00:10:03,276 --> 00:10:05,088 We're gonna have to go at this list two at a time now. 262 00:10:05,113 --> 00:10:08,141 Jenna, don't you think we should talk about this? 263 00:10:08,616 --> 00:10:09,915 At least a little? 264 00:10:09,917 --> 00:10:12,018 Talking is specifically not on my list. 265 00:10:12,020 --> 00:10:13,516 Yeah, but it's on mine. 266 00:10:18,082 --> 00:10:19,566 And so it started. 267 00:10:19,591 --> 00:10:22,527 The conversation I'd been avoiding all night. 268 00:10:22,582 --> 00:10:24,808 With no summer to nurture this relationship, 269 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:25,900 what would we do? 270 00:10:25,902 --> 00:10:28,602 So I mean, where do we go from here? 271 00:10:28,604 --> 00:10:31,620 Do you want to... I don't know, break up? 272 00:10:31,645 --> 00:10:32,910 No, just... 273 00:10:33,277 --> 00:10:35,166 I don't want to do that. 274 00:10:35,191 --> 00:10:37,323 - Good, neither do I. - Breaking up would suck. 275 00:10:37,348 --> 00:10:38,565 We just got together. 276 00:10:38,590 --> 00:10:40,790 Totally suck, so let's just stay together, 277 00:10:40,792 --> 00:10:42,225 keep our relationship going. 278 00:10:42,227 --> 00:10:44,226 Yeah, let's. 279 00:10:44,829 --> 00:10:47,197 From opposite sides of the country. 280 00:10:47,199 --> 00:10:49,860 Yeah, but we can see each other, like, a... 281 00:10:50,676 --> 00:10:52,569 a few times a year, 282 00:10:52,571 --> 00:10:55,572 if our breaks line up at the same time. 283 00:10:55,574 --> 00:10:57,373 If we can afford plane tickets. 284 00:10:57,375 --> 00:10:59,120 Oh, planes suck. 285 00:11:01,012 --> 00:11:02,412 We could Skype. 286 00:11:02,414 --> 00:11:04,380 Kissing a glass tablet totally sucks. 287 00:11:04,382 --> 00:11:06,115 Yeah, most of these options suck. 288 00:11:06,117 --> 00:11:07,301 What if we did the whole, 289 00:11:07,326 --> 00:11:08,918 "When we're together, we're together," thing? 290 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:10,885 What about, "When we're not, we're not?" 291 00:11:11,823 --> 00:11:14,456 - Suckular. - Suckfest. 292 00:11:14,458 --> 00:11:16,025 It was so much less complicated 293 00:11:16,027 --> 00:11:18,661 when I didn't know I was in love with you. 294 00:11:18,663 --> 00:11:20,375 Right back at you, 295 00:11:20,798 --> 00:11:24,215 though maybe I always knew I was in love with you. 296 00:11:24,769 --> 00:11:26,265 You did? 297 00:11:27,438 --> 00:11:29,105 You suck. 298 00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:33,155 We'll figure something out. 299 00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:38,535 Yeah. 300 00:11:39,583 --> 00:11:41,316 Theo and Cole are Sid Vicious. 301 00:11:41,318 --> 00:11:42,584 Who cares what they think? 302 00:11:42,586 --> 00:11:44,386 They looked down on me, 303 00:11:44,388 --> 00:11:45,587 and for what? 304 00:11:45,589 --> 00:11:46,955 Because I have a letterman jacket? 305 00:11:46,957 --> 00:11:48,457 You know, I worked hard for this jacket. 306 00:11:48,459 --> 00:11:49,924 Oh, interesting. So would you say 307 00:11:49,926 --> 00:11:51,627 that you're attached to something from your past? 308 00:11:51,629 --> 00:11:53,928 And so what if I'm not going off to college? 309 00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:55,096 [bleep] them. 310 00:11:55,098 --> 00:11:56,898 They don't get to have an opinion about me. 311 00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:59,501 Oh, my God, Jake, you're taking this way too seriously. 312 00:11:59,503 --> 00:12:01,236 - Where are you going? - To give them a piece 313 00:12:01,238 --> 00:12:02,304 of my mind! 314 00:12:02,306 --> 00:12:04,405 [vomiting] 315 00:12:04,407 --> 00:12:06,440 Argh! 316 00:12:06,442 --> 00:12:09,577 [crowd reacts in disgust] 317 00:12:14,082 --> 00:12:15,383 Get out of the way! 318 00:12:15,385 --> 00:12:17,718 This is so disgusting. 319 00:12:17,720 --> 00:12:19,453 Really? I needed this tonight? 320 00:12:19,455 --> 00:12:20,655 It will wash off. 321 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:22,289 It's someone else's puke, Tamara! 322 00:12:22,291 --> 00:12:25,358 And... and... 323 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:26,493 Don't. 324 00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:29,329 Okay, dramz alert. 325 00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:30,997 Jake, come on, that's your jacket. 326 00:12:30,999 --> 00:12:34,620 Was my jacket, and that jacket is not who I am. 327 00:12:34,645 --> 00:12:36,948 You're overreacting to some dumb comment. 328 00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:38,606 High school has left the building. 329 00:12:38,608 --> 00:12:40,975 You're totes mangling quotes. It's annoying. 330 00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:44,278 As annoying as carrying a bag of old programs? 331 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:46,246 And what is that? 332 00:12:46,248 --> 00:12:47,414 A pom-pom? 333 00:12:47,416 --> 00:12:49,015 It was under the bleachers. 334 00:12:49,017 --> 00:12:50,355 I had to. 335 00:12:51,620 --> 00:12:52,898 Oh, my God. 336 00:12:53,255 --> 00:12:56,222 I'm standing here holding a shriveled-up pom-pom. 337 00:12:56,224 --> 00:12:58,530 Jake, this is not who I am. 338 00:13:00,095 --> 00:13:01,366 That a girl. 339 00:13:03,464 --> 00:13:05,331 Yeah, get rid of all of it. 340 00:13:05,333 --> 00:13:07,246 Here, I'll help. 341 00:13:07,502 --> 00:13:10,068 - Stupid composition books. - [laughs] 342 00:13:14,875 --> 00:13:16,609 - What do you want? - What do you want? 343 00:13:16,611 --> 00:13:17,976 Okay, you're wasting my time. 344 00:13:17,978 --> 00:13:19,824 And you're wasting mine. 345 00:13:19,849 --> 00:13:22,558 Lissa said you were hurting and needed to tell me something? 346 00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:23,749 Well, Lissa said you were hurting 347 00:13:23,751 --> 00:13:25,750 and wanted to tell me something. 348 00:13:25,752 --> 00:13:27,318 Both: Lissa? 349 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:29,621 Okay, okay, but it's technically true. 350 00:13:29,623 --> 00:13:31,823 You guys do both have something you want to say to the other, 351 00:13:31,825 --> 00:13:33,816 even if you won't say it. 352 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:35,693 No, don't... don't go. 353 00:13:35,695 --> 00:13:36,887 Don't go. 354 00:13:37,830 --> 00:13:40,096 This should absolutely be working. 355 00:13:40,098 --> 00:13:41,765 It totally worked in "The Parent Trap." 356 00:13:41,767 --> 00:13:43,434 Lissa, keep your moronic Disney 357 00:13:43,436 --> 00:13:45,469 wish fulfillment for your own life. 358 00:13:45,471 --> 00:13:46,804 I tried it with Mommy and Daddy, 359 00:13:46,806 --> 00:13:48,939 and it almost worked except Daddy's too gay, 360 00:13:48,941 --> 00:13:52,609 but they're friends now, and since Sergio's not gay 361 00:13:52,611 --> 00:13:53,944 this should be working, darn it! 362 00:13:53,946 --> 00:13:56,212 That is literally the stupidest thing 363 00:13:56,214 --> 00:13:57,247 I've ever heard. 364 00:13:57,249 --> 00:13:58,883 Sadita, don't be rude. 365 00:13:59,184 --> 00:14:01,463 But yeah, beyond dumb. 366 00:14:02,421 --> 00:14:03,895 Loco. 367 00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:06,710 - Do you have any tomatillo? - Get the [bleep] out of here! 368 00:14:08,125 --> 00:14:10,020 Stand down, Lissa. 369 00:14:10,730 --> 00:14:13,029 I've missed some of your rudeness. 370 00:14:13,031 --> 00:14:15,521 And I missed your tomatillo breath. 371 00:14:18,502 --> 00:14:20,109 I love "The Parent Trap." 372 00:14:20,472 --> 00:14:22,159 Want to make out? 373 00:14:23,541 --> 00:14:25,407 [laughing] 374 00:14:25,409 --> 00:14:27,777 Here lies the red cup, 375 00:14:27,779 --> 00:14:30,279 symbolizing my quest 376 00:14:30,281 --> 00:14:34,951 for popularity, my desperate need to fit in. 377 00:14:34,953 --> 00:14:36,218 Nope. 378 00:14:36,220 --> 00:14:37,487 I feel good about this, Jake. 379 00:14:37,489 --> 00:14:38,921 I think we've come a long way. 380 00:14:38,923 --> 00:14:41,723 I'm kind of glad we're together tonight. 381 00:14:41,725 --> 00:14:43,573 Oh, gee, thanks. 382 00:14:43,598 --> 00:14:46,227 I just mean there's no one better 383 00:14:46,229 --> 00:14:47,929 to close out high school with. 384 00:14:47,931 --> 00:14:54,202 I... yeah, I kind of wouldn't want to be with anyone else. 385 00:15:03,712 --> 00:15:05,020 Hey. 386 00:15:05,448 --> 00:15:07,615 Are we interrupting something? 387 00:15:07,617 --> 00:15:09,049 Only the last moments 388 00:15:09,051 --> 00:15:11,565 of the most profound realz I've ever had, 389 00:15:11,590 --> 00:15:14,385 the life-altering conclusions about who I am, 390 00:15:14,410 --> 00:15:18,386 and the bold choices I have made to celebrate those conclusions. 391 00:15:18,411 --> 00:15:20,488 She dumped a bunch of her old [bleep]. 392 00:15:20,513 --> 00:15:22,113 Oh, awesome. 393 00:15:22,115 --> 00:15:23,448 Now just throw Hamilturd in there, 394 00:15:23,450 --> 00:15:25,605 - and it'll be a clean sweep. - Sadita. 395 00:15:25,622 --> 00:15:26,979 Sadie, not the best time. 396 00:15:27,004 --> 00:15:28,657 God, lighten up, everyone. 397 00:15:28,659 --> 00:15:31,126 It's okay, guys. She's just making a joke. 398 00:15:31,128 --> 00:15:34,063 I didn't mean to really throw you in the dumpster. 399 00:15:34,065 --> 00:15:35,863 Why is everyone being so weird tonight? 400 00:15:35,865 --> 00:15:37,299 We're out of this [bleep]hole. 401 00:15:37,301 --> 00:15:40,555 We have the entire summer to do anything we want. 402 00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:49,110 That didn't feel as good as I always thought it would. 403 00:15:50,145 --> 00:15:51,290 Hey. 404 00:15:53,116 --> 00:15:54,625 It's no use. 405 00:15:54,851 --> 00:15:56,017 What's the point? 406 00:15:56,019 --> 00:15:58,553 You're gone in the morning. 407 00:15:58,555 --> 00:16:00,121 Maybe if we'd had a summer... 408 00:16:00,123 --> 00:16:02,440 What if I... I blow off soccer camp? 409 00:16:02,465 --> 00:16:08,015 No, this is just the way things are. 410 00:16:09,299 --> 00:16:12,534 We've always had bad timing, 411 00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:16,437 and this time it's nobody's fault, 412 00:16:16,439 --> 00:16:17,905 - but... - But? 413 00:16:17,907 --> 00:16:22,777 Maybe it would be easier for both of us if we... 414 00:16:22,779 --> 00:16:26,313 ♪ The spell is broken ♪ 415 00:16:26,315 --> 00:16:28,549 416 00:16:28,551 --> 00:16:29,717 Yeah. 417 00:16:29,719 --> 00:16:33,187 ♪ I am here with ye ♪ 418 00:16:33,189 --> 00:16:34,588 419 00:16:34,590 --> 00:16:37,725 ♪ Is this love ♪ 420 00:16:37,727 --> 00:16:40,762 421 00:16:40,764 --> 00:16:43,631 ♪ This could kill me ♪ 422 00:16:43,633 --> 00:16:47,101 [sobbing] 423 00:16:50,316 --> 00:16:51,704 I spent the night alone. 424 00:16:51,729 --> 00:16:53,972 I was probably the stupidest thing I'd ever done, 425 00:16:53,982 --> 00:16:55,105 or the smartest. 426 00:16:55,130 --> 00:16:57,309 All I wanted was for Matty to knock on that door, 427 00:16:57,325 --> 00:16:59,192 to tell me that he wasn't leaving 428 00:16:59,194 --> 00:17:01,660 and that it wasn't unfair of me to want that. 429 00:17:01,662 --> 00:17:03,961 [knocking on door] 430 00:17:04,564 --> 00:17:06,264 Surprise. 431 00:17:06,266 --> 00:17:08,533 Oh, God, not now, please? 432 00:17:08,535 --> 00:17:09,934 It's not a good time. 433 00:17:09,936 --> 00:17:11,503 This will only take a few minutes, 434 00:17:11,505 --> 00:17:13,137 but it is an important few minutes. 435 00:17:13,139 --> 00:17:14,972 I thought of a few more things. 436 00:17:14,974 --> 00:17:18,243 First, floss is your friend, okay? 437 00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:21,345 - You do not... - And she went on and on. 438 00:17:21,347 --> 00:17:22,332 Eat organic. 439 00:17:22,357 --> 00:17:25,459 You will be shocked at the volume in your stool... 440 00:17:25,484 --> 00:17:26,718 And on. 441 00:17:26,720 --> 00:17:30,215 Trust your heart, because every moment counts. 442 00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:33,305 Also, be wary of llamas. 443 00:17:35,328 --> 00:17:36,635 Well... 444 00:17:37,197 --> 00:17:43,033 that's all I got, J-Town, so happy trails, 445 00:17:43,035 --> 00:17:46,858 and you have a good life. 446 00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:49,480 It was a miracle. 447 00:17:49,504 --> 00:17:51,304 It had taken four long years, 448 00:17:51,329 --> 00:17:53,940 but something Val said actually resonated. 449 00:17:53,965 --> 00:17:57,343 "Trust your heart, because every moment counts." 450 00:17:57,345 --> 00:17:58,863 Val? 451 00:17:59,547 --> 00:18:00,908 Thank you. 452 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:04,483 [Secret & Wonder's "How The Story Ends" plays] 453 00:18:04,485 --> 00:18:05,817 454 00:18:05,819 --> 00:18:08,420 [door opens and closes] 455 00:18:08,422 --> 00:18:12,924 ♪ I'm sorry for breaking you ♪ 456 00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:14,838 [telephone ringing] 457 00:18:14,863 --> 00:18:16,643 Do you have everything you need? 458 00:18:16,668 --> 00:18:19,001 Yeah, almost. 459 00:18:19,027 --> 00:18:20,761 You better... you better get on the road, 460 00:18:20,763 --> 00:18:22,429 - or you're gonna... - I will, Mom. I will. 461 00:18:22,431 --> 00:18:24,865 I just... I have to take care of something first. 462 00:18:24,867 --> 00:18:26,066 Oh. 463 00:18:27,168 --> 00:18:29,236 [car horn honks] 464 00:18:31,739 --> 00:18:32,906 Jenna? 465 00:18:33,926 --> 00:18:35,692 Matty, we were wrong. 466 00:18:35,694 --> 00:18:36,879 We can make this work. 467 00:18:36,904 --> 00:18:39,006 I have no clue how, and you have no clue how, 468 00:18:39,031 --> 00:18:40,865 and it's okay to be completely clueless. 469 00:18:40,867 --> 00:18:42,399 - But what if... - Well, what if? 470 00:18:42,401 --> 00:18:44,433 Life is just a series of moments, 471 00:18:44,435 --> 00:18:48,471 and every moment in life counts no matter what the outcome is, 472 00:18:48,473 --> 00:18:52,441 and I want to spend as many of those moments as I can with you. 473 00:18:54,444 --> 00:18:57,513 [upbeat music] 474 00:18:57,515 --> 00:18:59,349 475 00:18:59,351 --> 00:19:04,019 Jenna, these moments, they're counting down pretty fast. 476 00:19:04,387 --> 00:19:07,522 We'll just have to find a way to squeeze out a few more. 477 00:19:12,128 --> 00:19:13,295 Got room for another? 478 00:19:13,297 --> 00:19:14,796 You're both pretty small. 479 00:19:14,798 --> 00:19:17,532 I think we can make room. 480 00:19:19,369 --> 00:19:23,010 - Bye, Miss McKibben. - Bye. Love you, Mom. 481 00:19:23,035 --> 00:19:24,979 It was 15 hours to Berkeley. 482 00:19:25,004 --> 00:19:27,246 At least that's what we told each other. 483 00:19:29,542 --> 00:19:31,242 Really, it was seven. 484 00:19:36,723 --> 00:19:37,957 - Aah! - Ah! 485 00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:39,385 Give me that. 486 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:41,175 Whoa... 487 00:19:42,898 --> 00:19:44,297 No peeking. 488 00:19:44,299 --> 00:19:46,132 But when you drive slow... 489 00:19:46,134 --> 00:19:49,102 [cars honking] 490 00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:51,286 And stop for gas all the time, 491 00:19:53,308 --> 00:19:55,151 and grab dinner, 492 00:19:56,344 --> 00:19:57,701 and hit traffic... 493 00:19:58,146 --> 00:20:00,284 Oh, thank God for traffic... 494 00:20:02,283 --> 00:20:04,123 the hours add up. 495 00:20:04,554 --> 00:20:06,120 Hey, there's Berkeley. 496 00:20:06,660 --> 00:20:08,794 And the moments slip away. 497 00:20:10,358 --> 00:20:12,525 Matty and I still had a lot to figure out, 498 00:20:12,527 --> 00:20:14,593 but we knew that somehow we would. 499 00:20:14,618 --> 00:20:16,207 We'd jumped through too many hoops 500 00:20:16,232 --> 00:20:18,398 to let a little thing like distance come between us. 501 00:20:18,793 --> 00:20:21,534 We wouldn't let it, because deep down 502 00:20:21,559 --> 00:20:23,892 we knew that love would conquer all. 503 00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:28,390 Of course, that's not quite what happened. 504 00:20:28,414 --> 00:20:30,272 Synced and corrected by Chitorafa www.addic7ed.com