1 00:00:00,062 --> 00:00:01,835 Previously on "Awkward"... 2 00:00:01,996 --> 00:00:03,744 - Sadie and Matty left. - Matty left? 3 00:00:03,782 --> 00:00:05,448 Not how I saw my senior prom going. 4 00:00:05,450 --> 00:00:08,818 Tamara was living her dream, and I was going home to live mine. 5 00:00:08,820 --> 00:00:12,122 You are in love with Jenna Hamilton. 6 00:00:12,124 --> 00:00:13,356 You have to tell her. 7 00:00:13,358 --> 00:00:14,557 Take us back to prom. 8 00:00:24,647 --> 00:00:27,380 But this Cinderella was turning back into a pumpkin. 9 00:00:34,289 --> 00:00:35,789 Oh, what is that? 10 00:00:35,791 --> 00:00:38,525 - Gloria? - Oh, my God. 11 00:00:38,527 --> 00:00:39,659 My vodka broke. 12 00:00:39,661 --> 00:00:40,693 You mean your water broke? 13 00:00:40,695 --> 00:00:42,662 No, my vodka. 14 00:00:42,664 --> 00:00:44,197 I had it tucked in my pregnancy underwear. 15 00:00:44,199 --> 00:00:46,599 There's a lot of room in these things. 16 00:00:46,601 --> 00:00:48,234 Oh, relax, it's Fred's. 17 00:00:48,236 --> 00:00:50,136 You really think I'd drink vodka? I'm pregnant. 18 00:00:50,138 --> 00:00:52,705 Which is why I need to drink vodka. 19 00:00:52,707 --> 00:00:53,873 I'm sorry about that. 20 00:00:53,875 --> 00:00:55,275 You look really pretty, though. 21 00:00:55,277 --> 00:00:57,243 Yeah, Jenna, you're on fire. 22 00:00:57,245 --> 00:00:59,811 - Thank you, guys. - No, you're on fire. 23 00:01:06,220 --> 00:01:07,419 Help me. 24 00:01:16,464 --> 00:01:19,377 - sync and corrections by Caio - - www.addic7ed.com - 25 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:23,468 The combination of cheap vodka and cheaper fabric 26 00:01:23,470 --> 00:01:25,971 had left me burning to get out of there. 27 00:01:25,973 --> 00:01:29,007 It was time to call it a night. 28 00:01:29,009 --> 00:01:31,476 Thank you for not letting me call it a night. 29 00:01:31,478 --> 00:01:33,612 It would've been a mistake to let prom go by 30 00:01:33,614 --> 00:01:35,914 without telling Jenna I'm into her. 31 00:01:35,916 --> 00:01:37,749 You're welcome. 32 00:01:44,790 --> 00:01:46,524 Want your booze back? Liquid courage. 33 00:01:46,526 --> 00:01:47,959 You keep it. 34 00:01:47,961 --> 00:01:49,860 I want to be all there when I tell Jenna I love her. 35 00:01:49,862 --> 00:01:51,595 Ugh, and I want to be nowhere near there. 36 00:01:51,597 --> 00:01:55,032 I'll probably projectile vomit all over this chic-ass dress. 37 00:01:55,034 --> 00:01:57,101 All right, I'll find you later. 38 00:02:02,574 --> 00:02:04,374 Okay, ladies and gents, 39 00:02:04,376 --> 00:02:08,679 this is your senior prom, which means I expect you all 40 00:02:08,681 --> 00:02:11,815 to behave like... 41 00:02:11,817 --> 00:02:13,482 ladies and gents. 42 00:02:13,484 --> 00:02:16,853 No BJs in the bathroom, no dirty dancing, 43 00:02:16,855 --> 00:02:19,522 no touching tongues on the dance floor, 44 00:02:19,524 --> 00:02:21,257 and no contact below the waist. 45 00:02:21,259 --> 00:02:24,661 Oh, and most importantly, no booze. 46 00:02:24,663 --> 00:02:26,763 Anyone caught getting saucy on the sauce 47 00:02:26,765 --> 00:02:28,631 will be banned from walking at graduation. 48 00:02:28,633 --> 00:02:30,499 Hey, hey, hey, hey, five fingers' distance 49 00:02:30,501 --> 00:02:33,168 between you and your partner at all times. 50 00:02:33,170 --> 00:02:34,402 Gross. 51 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:36,972 I've got five fingers and nowhere to put them. 52 00:02:38,808 --> 00:02:41,109 - You smell amazing. - What is it? 53 00:02:41,111 --> 00:02:43,679 Deodorant. 54 00:02:43,681 --> 00:02:46,114 Careful, the prude police are watching. 55 00:02:46,116 --> 00:02:48,216 I kind of like not being engaged anymore. 56 00:02:48,218 --> 00:02:51,552 I feel like I don't have to be as respectful. 57 00:02:51,554 --> 00:02:53,120 But, like, in a hot way. 58 00:02:53,122 --> 00:02:55,255 You mean like you've been holding back this whole time 59 00:02:55,257 --> 00:02:57,658 and what you really wanted to do is rip off my clothes 60 00:02:57,660 --> 00:02:59,894 and treat me like a cheap whore? 61 00:02:59,896 --> 00:03:01,495 - I love that. - Good. 62 00:03:01,497 --> 00:03:04,498 Since we're not saving ourselves for marriage anymore, 63 00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:06,834 maybe we can be really disrespectful 64 00:03:06,836 --> 00:03:08,602 to each other tonight? 65 00:03:08,604 --> 00:03:10,470 This is your prom. 66 00:03:10,472 --> 00:03:11,671 We are in a hotel. 67 00:03:11,673 --> 00:03:13,173 You think they have any rooms? 68 00:03:15,711 --> 00:03:18,544 - Hey, sorry I left. - You left? 69 00:03:18,546 --> 00:03:20,479 - I guess I didn't notice. - I can see that. 70 00:03:20,481 --> 00:03:21,981 Have you two seen Jenna? 71 00:03:21,983 --> 00:03:24,084 - Yeah, I saw her a bit ago. - Is everything okay? 72 00:03:24,086 --> 00:03:26,285 It will be, if I can find her. 73 00:03:26,287 --> 00:03:27,653 Oh, well, just keep looking, dude. 74 00:03:27,655 --> 00:03:30,356 She's got to be here somewhere. 75 00:03:30,358 --> 00:03:31,724 Where else would she go? 76 00:03:31,726 --> 00:03:33,959 Oof. Hello. 77 00:03:35,128 --> 00:03:38,063 - What are you doing home? - Is it over? 78 00:03:38,065 --> 00:03:40,633 Oh, my God. Did prom burn down? 79 00:03:40,635 --> 00:03:42,901 - No, just my night. - What happened? 80 00:03:42,903 --> 00:03:44,437 I tried my best, okay? 81 00:03:44,439 --> 00:03:46,905 I went, I saw, it conquered me. 82 00:03:48,308 --> 00:03:50,109 Honey. 83 00:03:50,111 --> 00:03:52,378 But it's your senior prom. 84 00:03:52,380 --> 00:03:54,813 Did you win queen? 85 00:03:54,815 --> 00:03:56,414 I left before they announced it. 86 00:03:56,416 --> 00:03:58,283 What? 87 00:03:58,285 --> 00:03:59,752 Why? 88 00:03:59,754 --> 00:04:00,953 It's no big deal. 89 00:04:00,955 --> 00:04:03,188 Do you know what I would've given 90 00:04:03,190 --> 00:04:05,590 to just be nominated for prom queen? 91 00:04:05,592 --> 00:04:06,959 I was pregnant at my prom. 92 00:04:06,961 --> 00:04:10,528 I missed out on so much because of that, and you... 93 00:04:10,530 --> 00:04:12,097 you left early? 94 00:04:12,099 --> 00:04:15,934 I'm sorry if my leaving early hurts you, 95 00:04:15,936 --> 00:04:17,702 but I couldn't stay any longer. 96 00:04:17,704 --> 00:04:20,037 I tried, but my first dress got ruined. 97 00:04:20,039 --> 00:04:21,773 My second dress caught on fire, 98 00:04:21,775 --> 00:04:24,541 and Adam showed up to surprise Tamara. 99 00:04:24,543 --> 00:04:27,945 Her dream prom came true. 100 00:04:27,947 --> 00:04:31,249 And I am happy for her, 101 00:04:31,251 --> 00:04:35,619 but I couldn't stay at prom with no date, a melted dress 102 00:04:35,621 --> 00:04:37,155 just so that you could live out 103 00:04:37,157 --> 00:04:40,457 some vicarious fantasy of a prom that you never had. 104 00:04:43,129 --> 00:04:48,299 God, I am turning my phone off, and I am getting ready for bed. 105 00:04:48,301 --> 00:04:50,367 Good night. 106 00:04:50,369 --> 00:04:51,467 Okay. 107 00:04:59,444 --> 00:05:01,878 Sadie, you came back! 108 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:03,646 I knew you wouldn't abandon me at prom. 109 00:05:03,648 --> 00:05:05,381 Isn't it a dream? 110 00:05:05,383 --> 00:05:06,917 Hallucination, maybe. 111 00:05:06,919 --> 00:05:09,686 I'm about five drinks away from seeing this as a dream. 112 00:05:09,688 --> 00:05:11,254 - A drink? - Why didn't you say so? 113 00:05:11,256 --> 00:05:14,623 One cup of prancing pony punch coming right up. 114 00:05:16,092 --> 00:05:17,559 Looking fierce tonight, queen. 115 00:05:17,561 --> 00:05:20,262 I'm not giving you any booze, Prince Charmless. 116 00:05:20,264 --> 00:05:22,164 - You either? - This is oppressive. 117 00:05:22,166 --> 00:05:24,466 Everybody knows that the only way to get through prom 118 00:05:24,468 --> 00:05:25,935 is in a permanent brown-out. 119 00:05:25,937 --> 00:05:28,770 Blackout light, just the right amount of drunk. 120 00:05:28,772 --> 00:05:30,840 Hey, we have a room. 121 00:05:30,842 --> 00:05:32,641 Good for you, sluts. 122 00:05:32,643 --> 00:05:35,076 - No, not for hooking up. - For partying. 123 00:05:35,078 --> 00:05:38,380 We can share. 124 00:05:38,382 --> 00:05:39,748 I don't hate that idea. 125 00:05:39,750 --> 00:05:42,718 I find myself not hating that idea either. 126 00:05:42,720 --> 00:05:44,619 Hey, Lissa, have you seen Jenna? 127 00:05:44,621 --> 00:05:46,488 I saw the back of her when she left, 128 00:05:46,490 --> 00:05:47,723 which is really uncool. 129 00:05:47,725 --> 00:05:49,290 Prom court pairs are going to be uneven now. 130 00:05:49,292 --> 00:05:50,258 She left? 131 00:05:50,260 --> 00:05:52,561 Well, at least my prom king is here. 132 00:05:52,563 --> 00:05:53,794 Oops. 133 00:05:53,796 --> 00:05:55,997 Okay, thanks. 134 00:05:55,999 --> 00:05:57,631 Don't listen to me! 135 00:05:58,634 --> 00:06:01,336 I'm not listening. 136 00:06:01,338 --> 00:06:02,536 Jenna... 137 00:06:02,538 --> 00:06:04,305 I told you, I'm done with tonight. 138 00:06:04,307 --> 00:06:05,974 Just hear me out. 139 00:06:05,976 --> 00:06:08,276 I've been thinking about what you said about me wanting 140 00:06:08,278 --> 00:06:12,213 to experience prom vicariously through you. 141 00:06:12,215 --> 00:06:16,117 I Googled "vicarious," and you are not wrong about me 142 00:06:16,119 --> 00:06:19,187 projecting some of my own stuff onto you in the past, 143 00:06:19,189 --> 00:06:23,123 but that is not what this is about. 144 00:06:23,125 --> 00:06:25,725 I want you to go back for you. 145 00:06:25,727 --> 00:06:27,361 Think about how far you've come. 146 00:06:27,363 --> 00:06:30,530 Do you know how pissed sophomore Jenna 147 00:06:30,532 --> 00:06:32,132 would be at senior Jenna right now? 148 00:06:32,134 --> 00:06:34,434 You were just nominated for prom queen. 149 00:06:34,436 --> 00:06:36,970 The way my night was going, I wasn't gonna win. 150 00:06:36,972 --> 00:06:38,071 So? 151 00:06:38,073 --> 00:06:41,541 So your night wasn't a dream. 152 00:06:41,543 --> 00:06:44,577 It wasn't perfect. 153 00:06:44,579 --> 00:06:47,579 But if you sit around waiting for everything to be perfect, 154 00:06:47,581 --> 00:06:49,148 life is gonna pass you by 155 00:06:49,150 --> 00:06:53,319 while you're eating ice cream in your pajamas. 156 00:06:53,321 --> 00:06:55,721 - I already washed my face. - Slap on some blush. 157 00:06:55,723 --> 00:06:57,656 - My dress is ruined. - I can't go in that. 158 00:06:57,658 --> 00:06:59,858 I don't look like a prom queen. 159 00:06:59,860 --> 00:07:03,129 To be honest, that dress was jacked to begin with. 160 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:05,798 You know, I don't think those people nominated you 161 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,499 because of how you look. 162 00:07:07,501 --> 00:07:11,237 I think you were nominated because of how you are. 163 00:07:11,239 --> 00:07:13,839 All those people liked you enough to vote for you. 164 00:07:13,841 --> 00:07:17,409 Are you really gonna insult them by not being there? 165 00:07:17,411 --> 00:07:19,945 Mom was right... it was time to put the rocky road 166 00:07:19,947 --> 00:07:21,779 that was tonight behind me. 167 00:07:21,781 --> 00:07:25,750 Plus, eating your feelings only works in Lifetime movies. 168 00:07:25,752 --> 00:07:28,453 All right, I'll go back. 169 00:07:28,455 --> 00:07:30,322 Yay! 170 00:07:30,324 --> 00:07:32,958 Oh, sorry, dress. 171 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:36,194 Eh, it had nothing left to lose. 172 00:07:45,706 --> 00:07:47,005 Jenna, you're back! 173 00:07:47,007 --> 00:07:48,306 And you're wearing a sundress. 174 00:07:48,308 --> 00:07:49,808 Why isn't everyone dancing? 175 00:07:49,810 --> 00:07:53,045 Whoria Gloria... or just Gloria, back away from your date. 176 00:07:53,047 --> 00:07:54,479 Double pregnant is a real thing. 177 00:07:54,481 --> 00:07:56,247 Does that answer your question? 178 00:07:56,249 --> 00:07:58,617 Val is acting like a crazy lady. 179 00:07:58,619 --> 00:07:59,818 You mean like herself? 180 00:07:59,820 --> 00:08:01,053 Yeah, but worse. 181 00:08:01,055 --> 00:08:02,053 - You think I don't see you. - I do. 182 00:08:02,055 --> 00:08:03,654 Hey, easy, tiger. 183 00:08:03,656 --> 00:08:06,090 Hey, I know that your heart is in the right place here, 184 00:08:06,092 --> 00:08:10,360 but it's their senior prom, so let them have a little fun. 185 00:08:10,362 --> 00:08:11,896 But they're almost done, 186 00:08:11,898 --> 00:08:13,764 and this is my last chance to mold them. 187 00:08:13,766 --> 00:08:17,367 Well I think you deserve a little fun too, hmm? 188 00:08:17,369 --> 00:08:18,435 Come on. 189 00:08:18,437 --> 00:08:20,771 You know I can't resist you in khaki. 190 00:08:20,773 --> 00:08:21,938 That's right. 191 00:08:21,940 --> 00:08:23,640 Did I miss prom court announcements? 192 00:08:23,642 --> 00:08:25,942 No, we haven't done it yet because nobody's here. 193 00:08:25,944 --> 00:08:27,611 Ugh! 194 00:08:27,613 --> 00:08:29,178 Where is everybody? 195 00:08:38,223 --> 00:08:39,990 Five fingers, bitch. 196 00:08:47,263 --> 00:08:48,897 Well, it's not a private room, 197 00:08:48,899 --> 00:08:51,533 but it's free, and no one's paying attention to us. 198 00:08:51,535 --> 00:08:53,535 I can't believe we're gonna have sex for the first time 199 00:08:53,537 --> 00:08:54,737 on prom night. 200 00:08:54,739 --> 00:08:56,238 How hot is that? 201 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:58,607 Tamara, we can't exactly have sex in here. 202 00:08:58,609 --> 00:09:02,011 Well, of course not right here, but there's a bathroom. 203 00:09:12,989 --> 00:09:15,690 ♪ Tell everybody get up, get up, get up, get up ♪ 204 00:09:15,692 --> 00:09:17,191 Oh, sh... 205 00:09:17,193 --> 00:09:20,394 - Hey, Matty. - So is this a thing? 206 00:09:20,396 --> 00:09:22,596 You come to this door and not the front one? 207 00:09:22,598 --> 00:09:24,331 Uh... 208 00:09:24,333 --> 00:09:26,100 - First time? - Ah. 209 00:09:26,102 --> 00:09:27,501 I'm sorry, Mr. Hamilton. 210 00:09:27,503 --> 00:09:28,636 I'm just looking for Jenna. Is she here? 211 00:09:28,638 --> 00:09:30,104 She was, but then she left. 212 00:09:30,106 --> 00:09:31,605 Her mother drove her back to the prom. 213 00:09:31,607 --> 00:09:33,107 - Oh. - Everything all right? 214 00:09:33,109 --> 00:09:34,676 - Yeah, totally. - Thanks. 215 00:09:34,678 --> 00:09:38,079 Hey, I ever tell you about my prom? 216 00:09:38,081 --> 00:09:40,548 Man, what a night. Can I get you something? 217 00:09:40,550 --> 00:09:42,816 Come here. Take a load off. 218 00:09:42,818 --> 00:09:44,185 Chill out. 219 00:09:45,754 --> 00:09:49,890 - Here, it's a tasty concoction. - Try it. 220 00:09:49,892 --> 00:09:51,525 Is this apple vodka? 221 00:09:51,527 --> 00:09:53,194 I thought gays had better taste. 222 00:09:53,196 --> 00:09:55,128 This drink is a hate crime. 223 00:09:55,130 --> 00:09:56,564 Snatchy! 224 00:09:56,566 --> 00:09:58,765 Miss Saxton if you're nasty. 225 00:09:58,767 --> 00:10:00,734 - Janet Jackson reference. - Respect. 226 00:10:00,736 --> 00:10:03,236 - Thank you, Two Directions. - Zing again! 227 00:10:03,238 --> 00:10:04,805 Ah, where'd you find this guy? 228 00:10:04,807 --> 00:10:07,574 - Boys "R" Us. - Jesus, they've multiplied. 229 00:10:07,576 --> 00:10:10,476 I'm sorry for calling you basic for wanting to go to prom. 230 00:10:10,478 --> 00:10:12,412 - That was basic of me. - It's okay. 231 00:10:12,414 --> 00:10:14,280 Dressing up like Janet's brother Michael 232 00:10:14,282 --> 00:10:17,784 circa the "Bad" tour definitely makes up for it. 233 00:10:20,188 --> 00:10:23,388 So this is where everyone is? 234 00:10:23,390 --> 00:10:25,624 Sadie? 235 00:10:25,626 --> 00:10:26,759 Even you? 236 00:10:26,761 --> 00:10:28,761 And, Theo, you're supposed to be my date. 237 00:10:28,763 --> 00:10:32,031 I worked so hard to make tonight the best prom ever. 238 00:10:32,033 --> 00:10:35,234 Why doesn't anyone appreciate it? 239 00:10:35,236 --> 00:10:37,203 Thanks a lot, Hamiltuna. 240 00:10:37,205 --> 00:10:38,738 - How is this my fault? - I just got here. 241 00:10:38,740 --> 00:10:40,472 Any time any of my friends is upset, 242 00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:42,407 it always leads back to you. 243 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:44,343 Come on, you gays, we're going back downstairs. 244 00:10:44,345 --> 00:10:46,445 Lissa doesn't deserve any of this. 245 00:10:46,447 --> 00:10:50,849 - Do we have to? - It's so lame down there. 246 00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:51,850 Not anymore. 247 00:10:51,852 --> 00:10:54,018 Not anymore! 248 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:58,223 Back then, we called them love bites. 249 00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:01,326 So then Lacey's dad walks in. 250 00:11:01,328 --> 00:11:02,694 He's like, "I think that my daughter 251 00:11:02,696 --> 00:11:05,330 is allergic to something in your car." 252 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:07,365 And I'm just sitting there trying not to laugh. 253 00:11:07,367 --> 00:11:09,000 I'm trying not to laugh right now. 254 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:10,969 - It's very, very hilarious. - Right? 255 00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:12,370 So then Lacey gets this idea. 256 00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:13,571 She's like, "We should just... I think..." 257 00:11:13,573 --> 00:11:14,973 - Hey, so, Mr. Hamilton... - Huh? 258 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:16,074 This has been great. 259 00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:18,810 - I really... I got to go. - Where? 260 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:20,044 Back to prom. 261 00:11:20,046 --> 00:11:21,345 I am trying to get in one dance with Jenna 262 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:22,580 before the whole thing's over. 263 00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:25,250 Oh, why didn't you say something? 264 00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:29,020 Hey, go get our girl. 265 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:31,089 - Okay. - All right. 266 00:11:58,316 --> 00:12:00,183 I'm really sorry for leaving you alone. 267 00:12:00,185 --> 00:12:02,452 That was not charming. 268 00:12:04,254 --> 00:12:06,523 You pulled together the most original prom 269 00:12:06,525 --> 00:12:08,958 that any of these Conrad clones will ever see, 270 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:11,961 and I love you for it. 271 00:12:11,963 --> 00:12:14,864 Aw, that's so sweet. 272 00:12:14,866 --> 00:12:16,532 ♪ Follow the leader, follow the leader ♪ 273 00:12:16,534 --> 00:12:19,001 Hey, Lissa, this punch is great! 274 00:12:19,003 --> 00:12:20,069 Thanks! 275 00:12:20,071 --> 00:12:23,672 Yeah, it's delicious. 276 00:12:23,674 --> 00:12:26,242 Yay, someone cast a spell over prom 277 00:12:26,244 --> 00:12:27,910 and made it enchanted again! 278 00:12:27,912 --> 00:12:28,978 Bibbity bobbity booze. 279 00:12:28,980 --> 00:12:30,112 - Huh? - Huh? 280 00:12:30,114 --> 00:12:33,715 Best prom ever! 281 00:12:38,187 --> 00:12:40,222 Hey, have you seen Jenna? 282 00:12:40,224 --> 00:12:42,423 Every night in every dream. 283 00:12:43,993 --> 00:12:45,493 How about tonight? 284 00:12:45,495 --> 00:12:47,428 Uh, yeah, she's probably upstairs in the party room, 285 00:12:47,430 --> 00:12:48,964 but you're not going up there right now, are you? 286 00:12:48,966 --> 00:12:51,967 They're about to announce prom court, and... 287 00:12:51,969 --> 00:12:55,236 well, I'm not supposed to tell anyone, but, uh, 288 00:12:55,238 --> 00:12:57,104 I'm winning king. 289 00:12:57,106 --> 00:12:59,606 - You are? - Yeah, Troy told me. 290 00:12:59,608 --> 00:13:02,243 He knows the girl who counts the votes, so... 291 00:13:02,245 --> 00:13:04,011 Oh, that is great, dude. 292 00:13:04,013 --> 00:13:08,349 I will be back in time for your big moment, I promise. 293 00:13:08,351 --> 00:13:09,950 ♪ Follow the leader, follow the leader ♪ 294 00:13:09,952 --> 00:13:12,953 ♪ Follow the leader, f-f-follow the leader ♪ 295 00:13:12,955 --> 00:13:15,722 ♪ Follow the leader, f-follow the leader ♪ 296 00:13:24,301 --> 00:13:25,967 Hello? 297 00:13:27,802 --> 00:13:30,904 Oh, hey, have you seen Jenna? 298 00:13:30,906 --> 00:13:32,172 - Hey. - Jenna? 299 00:13:32,174 --> 00:13:33,374 She left. 300 00:13:33,376 --> 00:13:34,741 - Again? - Again? What do you mean again? 301 00:13:34,743 --> 00:13:36,710 - She left, like, two hours ago. - She came back. 302 00:13:36,712 --> 00:13:38,012 You haven't seen her? 303 00:13:38,014 --> 00:13:41,548 - I haven't seen anyone in... - 45 minutes? 304 00:13:43,251 --> 00:13:44,885 That's... okay. 305 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:54,093 Pretty strong face salute you gave Vanessa back there. 306 00:13:54,095 --> 00:13:57,363 I believe that's what's referred to as a "bitch slap." 307 00:13:57,365 --> 00:13:58,965 Which one of you is the bitch? 308 00:13:58,967 --> 00:14:00,099 Fair. 309 00:14:00,101 --> 00:14:01,501 Are you sure you're not embarrassed 310 00:14:01,503 --> 00:14:03,003 to be dancing with me right now? 311 00:14:03,005 --> 00:14:05,471 I shouldn't have said that you taking a gap year 312 00:14:05,473 --> 00:14:08,441 was embarrassing, but you clearly got me back, Jacob. 313 00:14:08,443 --> 00:14:10,944 It was not fun watching my friends climb over you 314 00:14:10,946 --> 00:14:13,078 like a human jungle gym. 315 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:15,380 Yeah, what's up with that? 316 00:14:15,382 --> 00:14:16,415 Hmm. 317 00:14:16,417 --> 00:14:18,216 Girls are weird. 318 00:14:18,218 --> 00:14:19,752 You know that. 319 00:14:23,289 --> 00:14:24,790 Including you. 320 00:14:24,792 --> 00:14:27,092 You only wanted me back when you saw me with Vanessa, 321 00:14:27,094 --> 00:14:29,294 which I'm okay with. 322 00:14:30,297 --> 00:14:31,363 Use me. 323 00:14:31,365 --> 00:14:33,398 Okay, a big part 324 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:36,501 of why I freaked out about the gap year thing is, 325 00:14:36,503 --> 00:14:38,770 I don't know what we're doing next year. 326 00:14:38,772 --> 00:14:42,507 I don't really want a boyfriend while I'm brand-new at Stanford. 327 00:14:42,509 --> 00:14:44,209 Does that make sense? 328 00:14:44,211 --> 00:14:46,911 Yeah, I didn't want to be the one to break it off, 329 00:14:46,913 --> 00:14:50,214 but I didn't know how it was gonna work with me down here 330 00:14:50,216 --> 00:14:51,615 and you all the way up there. 331 00:14:51,617 --> 00:14:55,852 So I guess we should go our separate ways? 332 00:14:58,190 --> 00:15:00,324 The calmest breakup I've ever been a part of. 333 00:15:00,326 --> 00:15:02,759 - Me too. - I'm kind of impressed by us. 334 00:15:02,761 --> 00:15:04,795 - Yeah. - Are you impressed by this? 335 00:15:06,099 --> 00:15:07,565 Am I embarrassing you, Gabby? 336 00:15:07,567 --> 00:15:09,533 I'm not embarrassed. 337 00:15:09,535 --> 00:15:11,334 But those people should be. 338 00:15:11,336 --> 00:15:12,803 Whoa, it looks like someone forgot 339 00:15:12,805 --> 00:15:14,838 the "nothing below the waist" rule! 340 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:18,675 - Valerie Marks? - Five-finger distance please. 341 00:15:18,677 --> 00:15:21,211 Also, it's time to crown the prom king and queen. 342 00:15:21,213 --> 00:15:24,114 All prom court nominees, please come up to the stage. 343 00:15:31,321 --> 00:15:34,991 - Matty, let's go, let's go! - Ooh, watch my dress. 344 00:15:34,993 --> 00:15:38,828 - All right, everyone shape up. - We're gonna start here. 345 00:15:38,830 --> 00:15:41,463 Can I get everyone's attention? Look over here. 346 00:15:41,465 --> 00:15:43,398 - Ugh! - Okay, all right. 347 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,868 Time to crown some Palos Hills royalty. 348 00:15:45,870 --> 00:15:48,971 - Idiots, they'll see this. - Prom court, yeah! 349 00:15:48,973 --> 00:15:52,574 Young lady, what do you have there? 350 00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:53,742 Empty liquor bottles, sir. 351 00:15:53,744 --> 00:15:56,178 I know, but they're not mine. 352 00:15:56,180 --> 00:15:58,747 Miss Saxton, have you been drinking tonight? 353 00:15:58,749 --> 00:16:00,915 How was I supposed to know that the punch was spiked? 354 00:16:00,917 --> 00:16:02,951 I'd never voluntarily drink lighter fluid. 355 00:16:02,953 --> 00:16:04,786 - Let me see the purse. - What is this? 356 00:16:04,788 --> 00:16:06,288 A stop and frisk? 357 00:16:06,290 --> 00:16:08,056 I'm a U.S. citizen. I have rights. 358 00:16:08,058 --> 00:16:11,126 You're a student, so actually, you don't. 359 00:16:11,128 --> 00:16:13,228 Give me the purse. 360 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:19,534 You're not walking at graduation. 361 00:16:19,536 --> 00:16:20,535 Those were the rules. 362 00:16:20,537 --> 00:16:22,203 But I'm valedictorian. 363 00:16:22,205 --> 00:16:23,437 I'm giving a speech. 364 00:16:23,439 --> 00:16:24,672 Not anymore you're not. 365 00:16:26,142 --> 00:16:28,008 The moment you've all been waiting for. 366 00:16:28,010 --> 00:16:31,045 It is time to crown some Palos Hills royalty. 367 00:16:31,047 --> 00:16:34,148 Gonna do it any second now, right after a drum roll. 368 00:16:34,150 --> 00:16:36,249 Can we get a drum roll in here? 369 00:16:36,251 --> 00:16:37,717 Is there a drum roll? 370 00:16:37,719 --> 00:16:39,553 Okay, forget it. That's all right. 371 00:16:39,555 --> 00:16:43,256 Um, and your prom queen is... 372 00:16:47,861 --> 00:16:49,028 Heather Lee. 373 00:16:58,238 --> 00:17:00,239 No hard feelings? 374 00:17:01,541 --> 00:17:03,609 And your king is... 375 00:17:06,413 --> 00:17:07,546 Kyle! 376 00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:10,083 Your king is Kyle! 377 00:17:10,085 --> 00:17:11,217 Okay! 378 00:17:13,321 --> 00:17:14,854 Thanks, buddy! 379 00:17:21,661 --> 00:17:23,562 And thanks to all of you. 380 00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:24,796 You've made me very proud. 381 00:17:24,798 --> 00:17:26,432 - That's good. - All right. 382 00:17:26,434 --> 00:17:28,734 Tha... That's great. That's too much. 383 00:17:28,736 --> 00:17:32,104 All right, time for your spotlight dance with your court. 384 00:17:32,106 --> 00:17:34,139 Have at it, royals. 385 00:17:34,141 --> 00:17:36,807 You're better than all of us. 386 00:17:36,809 --> 00:17:39,944 Enjoy it while it lasts. 387 00:17:39,946 --> 00:17:42,813 ♪ It's not your fault that I can't use words ♪ 388 00:17:42,815 --> 00:17:45,182 - So I wasn't queen. - So what? 389 00:17:45,184 --> 00:17:48,853 I was still glad to be there. Mom was right. 390 00:17:48,855 --> 00:17:53,190 I shouldn't miss this moment even if it wasn't about me. 391 00:17:54,926 --> 00:17:57,128 Uh... 392 00:17:57,130 --> 00:17:58,295 can I cut in? 393 00:17:58,297 --> 00:18:00,765 Yeah, I prefer blondes anyway. 394 00:18:00,767 --> 00:18:02,299 I guess that makes you a gentleman. 395 00:18:02,301 --> 00:18:05,202 - Why? - Gentlemen prefer blondes. 396 00:18:05,204 --> 00:18:07,337 Duh, it's a hair commercial. 397 00:18:12,011 --> 00:18:14,779 Jenna, I know a lot has happened between us. 398 00:18:14,781 --> 00:18:16,781 We've both made mistakes, I've messed up more than once, 399 00:18:16,783 --> 00:18:20,384 and I can tell that you're over it, but the thing is... 400 00:18:20,386 --> 00:18:22,786 I love you. 401 00:18:22,788 --> 00:18:24,020 I just do. 402 00:18:24,022 --> 00:18:25,255 And it's not something I can decide to do 403 00:18:25,257 --> 00:18:26,590 or decide not to do. 404 00:18:26,592 --> 00:18:29,459 It's just... it's like breathing. 405 00:18:29,461 --> 00:18:31,161 I always have, and I always will, and I just... 406 00:18:31,163 --> 00:18:35,599 I couldn't let your senior prom go by without telling you. 407 00:18:35,601 --> 00:18:37,301 I couldn't believe it. 408 00:18:37,303 --> 00:18:40,671 It was the most romantic moment any girl had ever had 409 00:18:40,673 --> 00:18:43,839 at any prom, but he was right. 410 00:18:43,841 --> 00:18:46,342 We had both hurt each other so many times, 411 00:18:46,344 --> 00:18:49,378 it was just... 412 00:18:49,380 --> 00:18:50,913 too late. 413 00:18:56,447 --> 00:19:01,618 Jenna, you know what? You don't even have to answer. 414 00:19:01,620 --> 00:19:06,256 I love you, and I just had to say that. 415 00:19:06,258 --> 00:19:08,825 Okay, that's the end of the prom court dance. 416 00:19:08,827 --> 00:19:10,460 Everyone, have at it! 417 00:19:10,462 --> 00:19:12,129 Matty, wait! 418 00:19:13,998 --> 00:19:15,598 I love you. 419 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,733 I always have. 420 00:19:17,735 --> 00:19:19,702 I just had to say it. 421 00:19:25,910 --> 00:19:29,646 ♪ I'll be burning for you, I'll be burning for you ♪ 422 00:19:33,285 --> 00:19:38,087 ♪ I'll be burning for you like I'm burning up right ♪ 423 00:20:12,054 --> 00:20:15,356 ♪ I'm burning up like, I'm burning up like ♪ 424 00:20:19,329 --> 00:20:24,587 In the end, I didn't get my dream prom, but the reality was so much better. 425 00:20:24,867 --> 00:20:28,602 ♪ I'm burning up like, I'm burning up like ♪