1 00:00:00,100 --> 00:00:01,766 Previously on "Awkward"... 2 00:00:01,767 --> 00:00:02,626 Being on prom court 3 00:00:02,627 --> 00:00:04,275 with Matty would have been sophomore Jenna's 4 00:00:04,276 --> 00:00:05,342 dream come true. 5 00:00:05,343 --> 00:00:06,710 I can't fight it anymore. 6 00:00:06,711 --> 00:00:09,112 - Hey, you want to go to prom? - Yeah. 7 00:00:09,113 --> 00:00:11,148 Everyone is drinking the prom kool-aid. 8 00:00:11,149 --> 00:00:12,382 Will you go to prom with me? 9 00:00:12,383 --> 00:00:14,550 Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes! 10 00:00:16,653 --> 00:00:18,255 I'm so glad we're going to prom together. 11 00:00:18,256 --> 00:00:21,211 Sames. So what if neither of us is going 12 00:00:21,212 --> 00:00:22,513 with the guy we expected. 13 00:00:22,514 --> 00:00:24,314 Doesn't mean we can't blow it out. 14 00:00:24,315 --> 00:00:25,749 Uh, I mean have a great time. 15 00:00:25,750 --> 00:00:28,252 I definitely want a blow out, sleek and chic. 16 00:00:28,253 --> 00:00:29,686 I'm still going with someone I love. 17 00:00:29,687 --> 00:00:31,221 You know what? Yes. 18 00:00:31,222 --> 00:00:32,856 Yes to what you're doing there. 19 00:00:32,857 --> 00:00:34,358 My dream was to go to prom with Adam, 20 00:00:34,359 --> 00:00:36,727 but I messed that up and I am not going to mess up 21 00:00:36,728 --> 00:00:39,196 prom too by moping about it. 22 00:00:39,197 --> 00:00:42,132 Thank you. And nice to meet you Positive Polly. 23 00:00:42,133 --> 00:00:44,568 Nice to be here. Let's do this. 24 00:00:44,569 --> 00:00:46,703 ♪ Everyone's dancing on tables ♪ 25 00:00:46,704 --> 00:00:49,106 ♪ And dancing on bars ♪ 26 00:00:49,107 --> 00:00:51,108 It was senior prom and I was determined 27 00:00:51,109 --> 00:00:52,743 to say yes to all of it. 28 00:00:52,744 --> 00:00:55,112 I had been dreaming of this night for four years. 29 00:00:55,113 --> 00:00:57,314 Okay, so going with Matty had been a big part 30 00:00:57,315 --> 00:01:00,417 of that dream, but I could still have the rest. 31 00:01:00,418 --> 00:01:02,052 A good attitude, a great dress, 32 00:01:02,053 --> 00:01:04,521 and even an improbable shot at prom queen. 33 00:01:04,522 --> 00:01:06,623 So I didn't have my dream date. 34 00:01:06,624 --> 00:01:08,392 I could still have my dream night. 35 00:01:08,393 --> 00:01:09,393 Okay, girls. 36 00:01:09,394 --> 00:01:11,295 Are you ready to see yourselves? 37 00:01:11,296 --> 00:01:13,030 Yes to everything, right, T? 38 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:16,400 Yes! 39 00:01:16,401 --> 00:01:19,602 Both: No! 40 00:01:19,941 --> 00:01:23,200 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 41 00:01:25,042 --> 00:01:27,878 Note to selves: Never get your hair done 42 00:01:27,879 --> 00:01:29,746 at a place called "Ivana Haircut". 43 00:01:29,747 --> 00:01:31,148 I said, "sleek and chic." 44 00:01:31,149 --> 00:01:33,150 My hair looks like a bouquet of flaming hot Cheetos. 45 00:01:33,151 --> 00:01:34,679 Come on, we still have time to get home 46 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:37,354 and wash this off before anyone sees us. 47 00:01:37,355 --> 00:01:39,556 Dude, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up. 48 00:01:39,557 --> 00:01:41,191 Not a word. 49 00:01:41,192 --> 00:01:44,027 Uh, actually we're just 50 00:01:44,028 --> 00:01:45,796 on our way to get our hair done, too. 51 00:01:45,797 --> 00:01:47,831 It's a good thing we ran into you. 52 00:01:47,832 --> 00:01:50,267 - I was going to do that. - [laughing] 53 00:01:50,268 --> 00:01:52,803 Imagine if we had the same hairstyle at prom. 54 00:01:52,804 --> 00:01:54,104 So embarrassing. 55 00:01:54,105 --> 00:01:55,639 Crisis averted. 56 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:58,008 Okay, well just know that the next time you see us, 57 00:01:58,009 --> 00:01:59,309 we will look hot. 58 00:01:59,310 --> 00:02:03,347 I'll believe that when I see it. 59 00:02:03,348 --> 00:02:05,582 I had accepted that I wasn't going to prom with Matty. 60 00:02:05,583 --> 00:02:08,252 I had even convinced myself that I wasn't wishing 61 00:02:08,253 --> 00:02:10,254 I was going to prom with Matty. 62 00:02:10,255 --> 00:02:15,092 But I at least wanted him wishing he were going with me. 63 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:17,261 Dude, what is this thing? 64 00:02:17,262 --> 00:02:18,762 - A cummerbund. - What's it for? 65 00:02:18,763 --> 00:02:20,330 I have no idea. 66 00:02:20,331 --> 00:02:22,099 Probably so you don't have to suck in your gut all night. 67 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:23,433 Oh, ho, my gut? 68 00:02:23,434 --> 00:02:26,036 Oof. Whoever invented these hates me. 69 00:02:26,037 --> 00:02:27,404 That's what clip-ons are for. 70 00:02:27,405 --> 00:02:29,706 Oh. 71 00:02:29,707 --> 00:02:33,977 So, uh, was it uncomfortable, seeing Jenna? 72 00:02:33,978 --> 00:02:35,746 There's only two weeks left till graduation. 73 00:02:35,747 --> 00:02:37,247 I am just trying to be chill. 74 00:02:37,248 --> 00:02:39,082 I just always figured you'd go to prom together. 75 00:02:39,083 --> 00:02:40,384 She's not into it. 76 00:02:40,385 --> 00:02:42,085 I mean, she told me to go to Berkeley. 77 00:02:42,086 --> 00:02:43,587 I'm just gonna try to get to the end of school 78 00:02:43,588 --> 00:02:45,289 - on good terms with her. - It's just weird. 79 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:47,090 Never would have called you going with Sadie 80 00:02:47,091 --> 00:02:48,692 and me going solo. 81 00:02:48,693 --> 00:02:50,427 I feel like a lame third wheel. 82 00:02:50,428 --> 00:02:53,330 Ah, don't worry about it. We're all going as friends. 83 00:02:53,331 --> 00:02:55,666 Tonight's not gonna be about hooking up for me either. 84 00:02:55,667 --> 00:02:57,534 Dude, we are such studs! 85 00:02:57,535 --> 00:03:00,771 Talking about not hooking up with people at our senior prom. 86 00:03:00,772 --> 00:03:04,942 Whoo. Tss. 87 00:03:04,943 --> 00:03:06,510 - Are you done? - Huh? 88 00:03:06,511 --> 00:03:08,600 You are so gonna get some tonight. 89 00:03:08,601 --> 00:03:11,134 Your boobs look amazing in this thing. 90 00:03:11,135 --> 00:03:12,135 Get some what? [gasps] 91 00:03:12,136 --> 00:03:13,281 Compliments? 92 00:03:13,282 --> 00:03:15,572 My date's gay, so he probably doesn't care about boobs. 93 00:03:15,573 --> 00:03:17,274 Oh, my God. What if he doesn't show up? 94 00:03:17,275 --> 00:03:19,409 I have worked so hard to make tonight perfect. 95 00:03:19,410 --> 00:03:20,577 Nobody better screw it up! 96 00:03:20,578 --> 00:03:22,646 Relax. It's gonna be great. 97 00:03:22,647 --> 00:03:24,281 It has to be better than great. 98 00:03:24,282 --> 00:03:26,416 It has to be an enchanting fantasy. 99 00:03:26,417 --> 00:03:27,684 Chill, Promzilla. 100 00:03:27,685 --> 00:03:29,753 You're starting to sound a little crazy. 101 00:03:29,754 --> 00:03:31,088 Knock, knock. 102 00:03:31,089 --> 00:03:33,490 Speaking of crazy. 103 00:03:33,491 --> 00:03:35,092 Prom night. [chuckles] 104 00:03:35,093 --> 00:03:36,927 I made you girls some mocktails. 105 00:03:36,928 --> 00:03:39,263 Twinkie-tinis. Cute, huh? 106 00:03:39,264 --> 00:03:41,498 Can you believe? I threw on my old prom dress 107 00:03:41,499 --> 00:03:44,201 just as a goof and it still fits. 108 00:03:44,202 --> 00:03:45,702 Mom, we've been over this. 109 00:03:45,703 --> 00:03:48,939 You're old. You shouldn't be wearing that. 110 00:03:48,940 --> 00:03:50,374 But thanks for the drinks. 111 00:03:50,375 --> 00:03:53,777 Oh. Well, I wasn't trying to upstage you, bunny. 112 00:03:53,778 --> 00:03:55,045 Have fun. 113 00:03:55,046 --> 00:03:57,381 You and your mom seem to be getting along much better 114 00:03:57,382 --> 00:03:59,249 since you introduced her to orgasms. 115 00:03:59,250 --> 00:04:02,085 Yeah. She's not uptight at all anymore. 116 00:04:02,086 --> 00:04:05,022 She's super-obsessed with being, like, young and hot. 117 00:04:05,023 --> 00:04:08,325 It's like she thinks she's my friend, which she's not. 118 00:04:08,326 --> 00:04:10,460 She's my best friend. [squeals] 119 00:04:10,461 --> 00:04:11,929 That's pathetic. 120 00:04:11,930 --> 00:04:13,697 I thought you and Darlene were getting along, too. 121 00:04:13,698 --> 00:04:15,933 She's just trying to impress her rich boyfriend, Ted, 122 00:04:15,934 --> 00:04:18,435 with what a good mom she is so he'll marry her sorry ass. 123 00:04:18,436 --> 00:04:21,271 But I'm telling him the truth about her tonight. 124 00:04:21,272 --> 00:04:23,540 Oh, no. First Sergio broke up with you 125 00:04:23,541 --> 00:04:25,442 and now your mom's a fake? 126 00:04:25,443 --> 00:04:27,511 It's not a enchanting fantasy at all. 127 00:04:27,512 --> 00:04:31,381 No. No, it's not. 128 00:04:31,382 --> 00:04:34,484 Tonight is my Ted talk and the topic is 129 00:04:34,485 --> 00:04:37,254 "My Mom's a [bleep] liar." 130 00:04:37,255 --> 00:04:40,457 Lana Del Yay. So hot. 131 00:04:40,458 --> 00:04:43,427 Thanks. It was almost impossible to find. 132 00:04:43,428 --> 00:04:45,896 But it's what Lissa mandated for prom court. 133 00:04:45,897 --> 00:04:47,598 Floor-length and white. 134 00:04:47,599 --> 00:04:50,701 Oh, honey, you're beautiful. 135 00:04:50,702 --> 00:04:52,603 Do you know what I would have given 136 00:04:52,604 --> 00:04:54,671 to look this gorgeous at my prom? 137 00:04:54,672 --> 00:04:57,507 Hmm, your virginity? Oh, wait, too late. 138 00:04:57,508 --> 00:05:00,043 Very funny. I had to wear an empire waist. 139 00:05:00,044 --> 00:05:01,445 Hey, yeah, wait. 140 00:05:01,446 --> 00:05:03,113 Jenna, this isn't your first senior prom. 141 00:05:03,114 --> 00:05:04,214 You went in utero. 142 00:05:04,215 --> 00:05:05,616 A toast. 143 00:05:05,617 --> 00:05:07,618 To my favorite young ladies on their prom night. 144 00:05:07,619 --> 00:05:10,087 What? Are you nuts? 145 00:05:10,088 --> 00:05:13,190 Giving our daughter alcohol? 146 00:05:13,191 --> 00:05:15,592 That stains. She's in a white dress. 147 00:05:15,593 --> 00:05:16,893 - Oh. - Are you nuts? 148 00:05:16,894 --> 00:05:18,695 You almost knocked the whole tray over. 149 00:05:18,696 --> 00:05:21,131 Oh, stop whining, baby. That's it. 150 00:05:21,132 --> 00:05:22,699 Put Jenna's wine in a sippy cup. 151 00:05:22,700 --> 00:05:25,736 The one that Nana sent for the baby. 152 00:05:25,737 --> 00:05:27,537 I can't believe he would even chance that. 153 00:05:27,538 --> 00:05:30,073 Men do not understand the importance of the prom dress. 154 00:05:30,074 --> 00:05:32,743 They also don't understand how much work this all is. 155 00:05:32,744 --> 00:05:34,211 Well, let's hope they just think 156 00:05:34,212 --> 00:05:35,812 we're effortlessly beautiful. 157 00:05:35,813 --> 00:05:38,281 And by "they," I admit, I mostly meant Matty. 158 00:05:38,282 --> 00:05:39,583 Even though I couldn't have him, 159 00:05:39,584 --> 00:05:41,752 I still wanted him to want me. 160 00:05:41,753 --> 00:05:44,154 - Ah, there you go. - Thanks, Dad. 161 00:05:44,155 --> 00:05:46,156 Cheers to a fantasy prom. 162 00:05:46,157 --> 00:05:47,424 - Yes! - Yes. 163 00:05:47,425 --> 00:05:50,927 - Yay! - [all gasping] 164 00:05:50,928 --> 00:05:53,156 Or nay. 165 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:59,540 How do I know how to put the top on a sippy cup? 166 00:05:59,541 --> 00:06:00,841 Why would you give me that job? 167 00:06:00,842 --> 00:06:02,576 There is no way I can get that out. 168 00:06:02,577 --> 00:06:04,244 There's no way I can wear this dress to prom. 169 00:06:04,245 --> 00:06:05,813 Okay. We have an hour. 170 00:06:05,814 --> 00:06:07,982 Let's go. 171 00:06:07,983 --> 00:06:09,383 Come on. 172 00:06:09,384 --> 00:06:11,719 Let's go, people. 173 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:13,954 I should have gotten the one at Nordstrom Rack. 174 00:06:13,955 --> 00:06:16,657 - Now they're closed. - That was a housecoat, Jenna. 175 00:06:16,658 --> 00:06:18,553 And it wasn't even white; it was ecru. 176 00:06:18,554 --> 00:06:21,055 Well it was the only one we saw that was floor-length. 177 00:06:21,056 --> 00:06:25,393 We have been to every store in Palos Hills, twice. 178 00:06:25,394 --> 00:06:30,031 [gasps] Not every store. 179 00:06:30,032 --> 00:06:35,369 Yanni, I'm gonna need you to pull 508, 22, and 41B. 180 00:06:35,370 --> 00:06:37,470 Yanni? 181 00:06:40,641 --> 00:06:45,346 [doorbell rings] 182 00:06:45,347 --> 00:06:46,647 Ah. 183 00:06:46,648 --> 00:06:48,949 Babies, your dates are here. 184 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:52,153 [shimmering music] 185 00:06:52,154 --> 00:06:53,621 ♪ 186 00:06:53,622 --> 00:06:55,855 [squeals] 187 00:06:58,926 --> 00:07:01,062 Figured as long as I'm going to participate 188 00:07:01,063 --> 00:07:02,730 in this sick charade, I might as well go 189 00:07:02,731 --> 00:07:04,164 full metallic jacket. 190 00:07:08,502 --> 00:07:10,403 [snapping] 191 00:07:13,274 --> 00:07:15,710 - Wow, sexy Sadie. - [whistles] 192 00:07:15,711 --> 00:07:17,712 Looking very McConaughey, McKibben. 193 00:07:17,713 --> 00:07:19,513 All right, all right, all right. 194 00:07:19,514 --> 00:07:21,148 Never do that again. 195 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:23,551 - All right. - Okay, line up, kiddos. 196 00:07:23,552 --> 00:07:26,721 Oh. You all look so hot. 197 00:07:26,722 --> 00:07:28,956 Sick. Who invited my mom? 198 00:07:28,957 --> 00:07:30,858 Sadie, you look stunning. 199 00:07:30,859 --> 00:07:32,760 She is a looker, just like her mother. 200 00:07:32,761 --> 00:07:34,161 [chuckles] 201 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:37,131 I am so glad to be here for this milestone. 202 00:07:37,132 --> 00:07:39,834 Yeah, the first one you've been here for since my birth, 203 00:07:39,835 --> 00:07:45,406 but you didn't really have a choice that time. 204 00:07:45,407 --> 00:07:48,441 Can I speak with you? 205 00:07:51,145 --> 00:07:53,781 What in God's name has gotten into you? 206 00:07:53,782 --> 00:07:55,282 Ted told me how close you said we were, 207 00:07:55,283 --> 00:07:57,918 how we text every day and Skyped on the weekends. 208 00:07:57,919 --> 00:08:00,087 I may have embellished a little. 209 00:08:00,088 --> 00:08:02,957 How he really respected people who put their kids first. 210 00:08:02,958 --> 00:08:04,492 How he could never marry a woman 211 00:08:04,493 --> 00:08:07,782 who didn't have a close relationship with her daughter. 212 00:08:09,631 --> 00:08:12,199 Sweetheart, ahem, you can understand... 213 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:13,634 What I understand 214 00:08:13,635 --> 00:08:17,071 is that you only came here to convince Ted you were a good mom 215 00:08:17,072 --> 00:08:19,172 so you could trick him into marrying you. 216 00:08:25,646 --> 00:08:28,149 You are so full of [bleep], Darlene. 217 00:08:28,150 --> 00:08:31,384 I should have never let you back in my life. 218 00:08:36,857 --> 00:08:39,560 Are you gonna tell Ted? 219 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:44,432 [scoffs] 220 00:08:44,433 --> 00:08:46,901 No. 221 00:08:46,902 --> 00:08:49,603 I'm not. It's not worth it. 222 00:08:49,604 --> 00:08:51,439 He'll find out on his own eventually 223 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:53,808 what a terrible person you are. 224 00:08:53,809 --> 00:08:57,344 But until then, enjoy keeping up the act. 225 00:08:57,345 --> 00:09:02,750 It's something you've always been really good at. 226 00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:04,452 ♪ Oh, mother ♪ 227 00:09:04,453 --> 00:09:11,425 ♪ It's getting a little scary ♪ 228 00:09:11,426 --> 00:09:13,093 ♪ Oh, mother ♪ 229 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:16,797 ♪ It's getting late ♪ 230 00:09:16,798 --> 00:09:18,766 Are you sure this dress is okay? 231 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:20,267 It is long. It is white, 232 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:23,270 and it is time to go in. Say yes, remember? 233 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:27,541 Have fun, girls. 234 00:09:27,542 --> 00:09:31,812 [whimsical music] 235 00:09:31,813 --> 00:09:33,581 Oh! 236 00:09:33,582 --> 00:09:36,817 Oh. 237 00:09:36,818 --> 00:09:38,118 I'm okay. 238 00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:39,687 You're lucky I was such a great customer 239 00:09:39,688 --> 00:09:40,921 when I was a bride not-to-be. 240 00:09:40,922 --> 00:09:42,289 Yanni wouldn't open his bridal shop 241 00:09:42,290 --> 00:09:46,327 after 6:00 on a Saturday for just anyone. 242 00:09:46,328 --> 00:09:47,394 Good evening, ladies. 243 00:09:47,395 --> 00:09:49,396 Klosserman wedding, ballroom three. 244 00:09:49,397 --> 00:09:53,400 You must be Mrs. Klosserman. Mazel Tov. 245 00:09:53,401 --> 00:09:57,036 Perhaps I should have said no to the dress. 246 00:10:08,282 --> 00:10:11,750 ♪ Find someone to love, love, love ♪ 247 00:10:11,751 --> 00:10:15,587 ♪ Go ahead and live it up, up, up ♪ 248 00:10:15,588 --> 00:10:19,157 ♪ Find someone to love, love, love ♪ 249 00:10:19,158 --> 00:10:22,994 ♪ Go ahead and live it up, up, up ♪ 250 00:10:22,995 --> 00:10:28,033 ♪ And everybody dance, dance, dance ♪ 251 00:10:28,034 --> 00:10:30,669 - Hi. - Hi. 252 00:10:30,670 --> 00:10:34,339 ♪ Find someone to love, love, love ♪ 253 00:10:34,340 --> 00:10:36,174 You okay? You seem kinda quiet. 254 00:10:36,175 --> 00:10:37,542 I'm fine. 255 00:10:37,543 --> 00:10:40,011 I know you'd rather be here with Sergio. 256 00:10:40,012 --> 00:10:41,313 It's not that. 257 00:10:41,314 --> 00:10:43,181 I think I just broke up with my mom. 258 00:10:43,182 --> 00:10:44,716 What happened? 259 00:10:44,717 --> 00:10:46,151 The new Darlene turned out to be 260 00:10:46,152 --> 00:10:47,986 the old Darlene in disguise. 261 00:10:47,987 --> 00:10:50,589 Oh, man, I am sorry. 262 00:10:50,590 --> 00:10:52,858 You don't seem all that psyched to be here yourself. 263 00:10:52,859 --> 00:10:54,092 I don't want to ruin your night. 264 00:10:54,093 --> 00:10:55,360 You're not. 265 00:10:55,361 --> 00:10:57,863 Hey, it's our senior prom. 266 00:10:57,864 --> 00:10:59,931 We should try to enjoy it. 267 00:10:59,932 --> 00:11:01,967 We got all dressed up. We're here. 268 00:11:01,968 --> 00:11:04,236 This tux wasn't easy to get into. 269 00:11:04,237 --> 00:11:06,438 Try getting into this dress. 270 00:11:06,439 --> 00:11:08,573 Should I? I thought we were just here as friends. 271 00:11:08,574 --> 00:11:11,843 Very funny. Have you ever worn Spanx? 272 00:11:11,844 --> 00:11:14,145 It's like a tourniquet for your internal organs. 273 00:11:14,146 --> 00:11:17,182 See, we can do this. We can have a good time tonight. 274 00:11:17,183 --> 00:11:18,683 - You're right. - Yeah. 275 00:11:18,684 --> 00:11:21,953 After all, it's not just some crappy dance with punch 276 00:11:21,954 --> 00:11:24,756 and sad supermarket cookies. 277 00:11:24,757 --> 00:11:26,224 It's senior prom. 278 00:11:26,225 --> 00:11:28,093 Yeah. It's, like, fancy and adult. 279 00:11:28,094 --> 00:11:29,928 I'll be an adult about it if you will. 280 00:11:29,929 --> 00:11:33,331 [imitates spitting] Deal. 281 00:11:33,332 --> 00:11:36,534 [Triple J's "Follow the Sun"] 282 00:11:36,535 --> 00:11:39,104 ♪ 283 00:11:39,105 --> 00:11:40,639 ♪ Follow the sun ♪ 284 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:41,940 ♪ Follow the sun ♪ 285 00:11:41,941 --> 00:11:45,377 ♪ Follow the sun up high ♪ 286 00:11:45,378 --> 00:11:47,379 Welcome to the enchanted fantasy prom. 287 00:11:47,380 --> 00:11:49,981 There are magic wish cupcakes on the table over there. 288 00:11:49,982 --> 00:11:52,050 And be sure to sign up for the raffle. 289 00:11:52,051 --> 00:11:54,486 You could win a rainbow. 290 00:11:54,487 --> 00:11:57,088 Nope. Nope, nope. Nope, nope. No. 291 00:11:57,089 --> 00:12:01,059 We're out. 292 00:12:01,060 --> 00:12:03,061 Excuse me. Sorry. 293 00:12:03,062 --> 00:12:05,630 Can you move? Thanks. 294 00:12:05,631 --> 00:12:06,965 Excuse me. Sorry. 295 00:12:06,966 --> 00:12:08,700 [wedding march playing] 296 00:12:08,701 --> 00:12:12,070 - Very funny. - [laughter] 297 00:12:12,071 --> 00:12:15,040 Let's dance. 298 00:12:15,041 --> 00:12:17,242 The Julies aren't wearing floor-length dresses. 299 00:12:17,243 --> 00:12:20,178 What the slut? I can see Julie's patchouli. 300 00:12:20,179 --> 00:12:23,414 They're on prom court. 301 00:12:26,651 --> 00:12:28,520 Why aren't you guys in floor-length dresses? 302 00:12:28,521 --> 00:12:29,554 I thought we had to. 303 00:12:29,555 --> 00:12:31,423 Rules are like hymens on prom night: 304 00:12:31,424 --> 00:12:33,491 - there to be broken. - And it would be a crime 305 00:12:33,492 --> 00:12:35,393 to deprive the male population of this school 306 00:12:35,394 --> 00:12:40,565 - of a look at our legs. - And your everything else. 307 00:12:40,566 --> 00:12:41,633 Jenna! 308 00:12:41,634 --> 00:12:43,735 You look like a real live princess. 309 00:12:43,736 --> 00:12:45,470 No. You look like a princess. 310 00:12:45,471 --> 00:12:47,038 I look like "The Princess Bride." 311 00:12:47,039 --> 00:12:48,406 Why is everyone so crabby? 312 00:12:48,407 --> 00:12:50,208 The Julies look like harlots, 313 00:12:50,209 --> 00:12:52,777 you've got on a sourpuss, and Sadie and Matty left. 314 00:12:52,778 --> 00:12:53,796 Matty left? 315 00:12:53,797 --> 00:12:55,547 Don't count us among the Prom-atized, Lissa. 316 00:12:55,548 --> 00:12:57,148 We are here to have the dream night. 317 00:12:57,149 --> 00:12:58,516 Right, Jenna? 318 00:12:58,517 --> 00:12:59,985 I never even saw him, 319 00:12:59,986 --> 00:13:01,653 which meant he never saw me. 320 00:13:01,654 --> 00:13:03,588 Considering my change of a dress, 321 00:13:03,589 --> 00:13:05,724 maybe that wasn't such a bad thing. 322 00:13:05,725 --> 00:13:08,793 Right. 323 00:13:08,794 --> 00:13:11,896 Look, I love Gabby. She's my best friend. 324 00:13:11,897 --> 00:13:14,099 But I get it. 325 00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:18,370 I mean, she can be a lot to take. 326 00:13:18,371 --> 00:13:21,840 Oh, well, I wouldn't say that exactly. 327 00:13:21,841 --> 00:13:23,041 No, you wouldn't. 328 00:13:23,042 --> 00:13:24,542 You're too nice of a guy to say that. 329 00:13:24,543 --> 00:13:27,812 - [chuckles] - But that's what I'm here for. 330 00:13:27,813 --> 00:13:29,681 Come on. Dance with me. 331 00:13:29,682 --> 00:13:32,984 ♪ 332 00:13:32,985 --> 00:13:34,886 - Okay. - I got next. 333 00:13:34,887 --> 00:13:38,490 - Then me. - Oh, um... okay. 334 00:13:38,491 --> 00:13:41,058 [chuckles] Hey. 335 00:13:43,528 --> 00:13:45,563 Leave some for me! 336 00:13:45,564 --> 00:13:48,266 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 337 00:13:48,267 --> 00:13:50,969 This is so much better than that Barbie dream prom. 338 00:13:50,970 --> 00:13:52,203 We probably have a chance 339 00:13:52,204 --> 00:13:53,705 of getting into a decent bar for once. 340 00:13:53,706 --> 00:13:55,040 We look like a rich couple. 341 00:13:55,041 --> 00:13:57,742 Ahem, Jeeves, take us to the Four Seasons. 342 00:13:57,743 --> 00:14:01,146 My wife here would like a... what does a rich lady drink? 343 00:14:01,147 --> 00:14:02,714 I don't know. We should ask my mom 344 00:14:02,715 --> 00:14:04,749 what she orders when she's trying to pretend 345 00:14:04,750 --> 00:14:07,485 to be good enough for her moneybags boyfriend. 346 00:14:07,486 --> 00:14:10,855 I cannot believe Darlene is such a lying hag. 347 00:14:10,856 --> 00:14:12,390 You should just get it out. 348 00:14:12,391 --> 00:14:14,092 Hey, all that anger, it's gonna harsh our buzz. 349 00:14:14,093 --> 00:14:15,627 Get it out. 350 00:14:15,628 --> 00:14:20,632 Get it out! 351 00:14:20,633 --> 00:14:25,335 [bleep] my mom! 352 00:14:28,039 --> 00:14:30,842 - Oh! - [chuckles] 353 00:14:30,843 --> 00:14:33,812 That felt great... 354 00:14:33,813 --> 00:14:36,815 And taxing. I'm hungry. 355 00:14:36,816 --> 00:14:38,349 Mmm. Me too. 356 00:14:38,350 --> 00:14:42,153 You think this thing will fit through a drive thru? 357 00:14:42,154 --> 00:14:45,556 Both: Whoo! 358 00:14:48,026 --> 00:14:51,229 Ladies, put a pin in this. 359 00:14:51,230 --> 00:14:53,865 I'll be back, and I will dance with every single one of you, 360 00:14:53,866 --> 00:14:55,934 but right now I'm dying of thirst. 361 00:14:55,935 --> 00:14:58,436 [laughs] 362 00:14:58,437 --> 00:14:59,938 [groans] 363 00:14:59,939 --> 00:15:01,306 Hi, Jakey. Having fun? 364 00:15:01,307 --> 00:15:03,942 [chuckles] Oh, what is this? 365 00:15:03,943 --> 00:15:05,110 It looks like melted ice cream. 366 00:15:05,111 --> 00:15:06,411 It's melted ice cream. 367 00:15:06,412 --> 00:15:08,179 Isn't it like living on a cloud? 368 00:15:08,180 --> 00:15:10,048 Does this cloud have anything more hydrating to drink? 369 00:15:10,049 --> 00:15:11,683 - Like water? - Nope. 370 00:15:11,684 --> 00:15:13,184 Why are you so sweaty? 371 00:15:13,185 --> 00:15:16,721 Because I haven't stopped dancing since I got here. 372 00:15:16,722 --> 00:15:18,189 I don't understand girls. 373 00:15:18,190 --> 00:15:20,024 Why would Gabby's friends be all over me 374 00:15:20,025 --> 00:15:21,392 right after she and I broke up? 375 00:15:21,393 --> 00:15:23,361 You really don't understand girls. 376 00:15:23,362 --> 00:15:25,063 Gabby's clique is called Intimidation Nation 377 00:15:25,064 --> 00:15:27,332 for a reason. They're super competitive. 378 00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:29,300 - Okay. - Gabby is their leader. 379 00:15:29,301 --> 00:15:30,768 And you were Gabby's boyfriend. 380 00:15:30,769 --> 00:15:33,838 So if they get you, then they get the best, 381 00:15:33,839 --> 00:15:35,807 and thereby best Gabby. 382 00:15:35,808 --> 00:15:38,743 Did you just say "thereby"? That was weirdly genius. 383 00:15:38,744 --> 00:15:42,180 I've learned a lot working as the guidance counselor. 384 00:15:42,181 --> 00:15:45,150 So, T, is prom everything you hoped it would be? 385 00:15:45,151 --> 00:15:47,385 Yeah. It's fine. 386 00:15:47,386 --> 00:15:51,322 I mean, fun. Are you loving it? 387 00:15:51,323 --> 00:15:54,893 Uh, yeah, yeah. Uh, mostly. 388 00:15:54,894 --> 00:15:59,831 Not at this exact second, but... 389 00:15:59,832 --> 00:16:01,766 I give up. 390 00:16:01,767 --> 00:16:05,002 [toilet flushing] 391 00:16:07,839 --> 00:16:09,440 Okay. 392 00:16:09,441 --> 00:16:10,909 I'm gonna pull a "Pretty In Pink." 393 00:16:10,910 --> 00:16:13,410 All this dress needs is a little adjustment. 394 00:16:18,016 --> 00:16:20,118 - T, what are you doing? - Just wait a minute. 395 00:16:20,119 --> 00:16:22,020 Molly Ringwald made a whole new pretty dress 396 00:16:22,021 --> 00:16:24,022 out of two ugly ones. 397 00:16:24,023 --> 00:16:25,657 ♪ Down, take it down ♪ 398 00:16:25,658 --> 00:16:27,959 ♪ Yeah, down, take it down y'all ♪ 399 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:31,296 ♪ Down, take it down, now stop ♪ 400 00:16:31,297 --> 00:16:33,398 ♪ Shake this party up ♪ 401 00:16:33,399 --> 00:16:35,266 ♪ We're never gonna stop ♪ 402 00:16:35,267 --> 00:16:37,569 ♪ Nothing gets us down ♪ 403 00:16:37,570 --> 00:16:39,070 ♪ We're gonna shake the ground ♪ 404 00:16:39,071 --> 00:16:41,072 ♪ Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪ 405 00:16:41,073 --> 00:16:45,109 ♪ We're gonna shake the ground ♪ 406 00:16:45,110 --> 00:16:46,811 It always works in the movies. 407 00:16:46,812 --> 00:16:48,947 Now I just look like a bride in a ripped dress. 408 00:16:48,948 --> 00:16:50,682 That hem does look pretty ratchet. 409 00:16:50,683 --> 00:16:52,750 Maybe I shouldn't have used nail scissors. 410 00:16:52,751 --> 00:16:54,385 Maybe they have razors instead. 411 00:16:54,386 --> 00:16:57,956 I can just slit my wrists and get this whole night over with. 412 00:16:57,957 --> 00:17:01,326 No offense, it's just not how I saw my senior prom going. 413 00:17:01,327 --> 00:17:03,561 None taken. I love you, 414 00:17:03,562 --> 00:17:06,064 but this is not the dream. 415 00:17:06,065 --> 00:17:07,832 My hair is hard. 416 00:17:07,833 --> 00:17:09,467 This is so not the dream. 417 00:17:09,468 --> 00:17:12,637 I'm sorry I made us go get prom makeovers at the mall. 418 00:17:12,638 --> 00:17:15,206 I'm sorry I ruined your emergency dress surgery. 419 00:17:15,207 --> 00:17:16,874 I am no Molly Ringwald. 420 00:17:16,875 --> 00:17:19,644 To be honest, T, that dress in "Pretty In Pink" was fugly. 421 00:17:19,645 --> 00:17:22,981 [chuckles] 422 00:17:22,982 --> 00:17:24,249 Can we go now? 423 00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:25,817 We've definitely put in our time. 424 00:17:25,818 --> 00:17:30,154 Thank God. 425 00:17:30,155 --> 00:17:32,090 ♪ Dynamite ♪ 426 00:17:32,091 --> 00:17:34,359 ♪ We spin the party light it up ♪ 427 00:17:34,360 --> 00:17:38,328 ♪ Be dynamite, dynamite, dynamite ♪ 428 00:17:44,202 --> 00:17:48,373 ♪ Outside, you don't know why ♪ 429 00:17:48,374 --> 00:17:50,975 ♪ You tell each other in the middle of the night ♪ 430 00:17:50,976 --> 00:17:53,177 It's the dream. 431 00:17:53,178 --> 00:17:57,582 ♪ In the shadow of the streetlight ♪ 432 00:17:57,583 --> 00:18:01,019 ♪ 433 00:18:01,020 --> 00:18:04,022 ♪ In the shadow of the streetlight ♪ 434 00:18:04,023 --> 00:18:05,857 I was glad someone at this prom 435 00:18:05,858 --> 00:18:07,492 was getting their happy ending. 436 00:18:07,493 --> 00:18:10,461 And if it couldn't be me, at least it was Tamara. 437 00:18:10,462 --> 00:18:13,663 Turns out that officer was a real gentleman. 438 00:18:16,436 --> 00:18:18,670 I can't believe you're actually here. 439 00:18:18,671 --> 00:18:21,306 I can't really believe I am either. 440 00:18:21,307 --> 00:18:23,141 But I couldn't stop thinking about what you said 441 00:18:23,142 --> 00:18:24,909 that night at the base. 442 00:18:24,910 --> 00:18:26,845 We were really good together. 443 00:18:26,846 --> 00:18:29,781 And that doesn't come along often. 444 00:18:29,782 --> 00:18:35,353 I might kick myself for this later, but... 445 00:18:35,354 --> 00:18:38,123 Tamara Judith Kaplan, 446 00:18:38,124 --> 00:18:41,760 will you... 447 00:18:41,761 --> 00:18:43,428 date me? 448 00:18:43,429 --> 00:18:46,331 - Yes. Yes, of course. - Yes. 449 00:18:46,332 --> 00:18:49,067 Oh, Jenna? 450 00:18:49,068 --> 00:18:51,269 It's okay. I'm fine. 451 00:18:51,270 --> 00:18:53,238 [mouthing words] I love you. 452 00:18:53,239 --> 00:18:55,707 [mouthing words] I love you too. 453 00:18:55,708 --> 00:18:57,709 Tamara was living her dream, 454 00:18:57,710 --> 00:19:00,378 and I was going home to live mine. 455 00:19:00,379 --> 00:19:04,215 Rocky road, pajamas, and then bed. 456 00:19:04,216 --> 00:19:06,551 Well, I feel much better. 457 00:19:06,552 --> 00:19:09,154 Thank you for being here for me. 458 00:19:09,155 --> 00:19:11,489 Now let's get you back to prom. 459 00:19:11,490 --> 00:19:13,725 Um, why? We've got snacks now. 460 00:19:13,726 --> 00:19:16,261 Matty, you're probably winning prom king. 461 00:19:16,262 --> 00:19:17,262 You can't miss that. 462 00:19:17,263 --> 00:19:18,630 Nah. Seriously, I'm good. 463 00:19:18,631 --> 00:19:20,365 I don't want to go back. 464 00:19:20,366 --> 00:19:22,534 But you're Matty [bleep] McKibben, and you're in a tux. 465 00:19:22,535 --> 00:19:25,570 You could impregnate, like, six girls tonight if you wanted to. 466 00:19:25,571 --> 00:19:27,839 I'm not really in the mood, so... 467 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:30,341 Mood? You're not in the mood? 468 00:19:30,342 --> 00:19:35,180 The only time you're ever not in the mood is when you're... 469 00:19:35,181 --> 00:19:36,581 Oh, God. 470 00:19:36,582 --> 00:19:39,150 Are you thinking about that nasty little... 471 00:19:39,151 --> 00:19:41,553 Is this about Hamilturd? 472 00:19:41,554 --> 00:19:45,390 Oh, my God, it so is. 473 00:19:45,391 --> 00:19:47,926 [exhales deeply] 474 00:19:47,927 --> 00:19:50,128 Okay. 475 00:19:50,129 --> 00:19:51,496 You did a good thing for me, 476 00:19:51,497 --> 00:19:54,432 so I'm gonna do a good thing for you. 477 00:19:54,433 --> 00:19:56,301 Matthew? 478 00:19:56,302 --> 00:20:00,271 Even thought it pains me to say this, 479 00:20:00,272 --> 00:20:03,341 you... 480 00:20:03,342 --> 00:20:07,846 are in love with Jenna Hamilton. 481 00:20:07,847 --> 00:20:11,749 And even though I think it is a sick, compulsive fetish, 482 00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:16,321 which is obviously incurable, 483 00:20:16,322 --> 00:20:19,190 you have to tell her. 484 00:20:19,191 --> 00:20:21,593 You have to tell her 485 00:20:21,594 --> 00:20:23,394 because if you don't, 486 00:20:23,395 --> 00:20:25,730 you'll be the saddest king in Promland. 487 00:20:25,731 --> 00:20:28,766 And I can't let that happen. 488 00:20:28,767 --> 00:20:30,735 Are you sure? 489 00:20:30,736 --> 00:20:35,373 Go... 490 00:20:35,374 --> 00:20:37,775 Go to her. 491 00:20:37,776 --> 00:20:39,544 Hey, Jeeves. 492 00:20:39,545 --> 00:20:43,414 Take us back to prom. 493 00:20:43,415 --> 00:20:47,652 ♪ See it through ♪ 494 00:20:47,653 --> 00:20:53,397 ♪ You're worth fighting for ♪ 495 00:20:53,398 --> 00:20:56,100 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com.